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[music]
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nothing so
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cute five times a night is nothing so
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cute Well, first of all, not five, but three, and
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secondly, I'm talking about the
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tattoo, it's
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unfinished. I'd like to do it for my mom, too.
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And what will people say, dad?
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your dad is not all people. You are an adult
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independent girl and you have the right to
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do what you want and what you
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like, children, go to
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breakfast and this is what a person who lives with my grandmother tells me.
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with you beautiful And I know how to
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make amends for my fault, come on, make amends
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quickly before breakfast is finished, what are you
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eavesdropping in? It's not just that your voice doesn't
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talk to the walls
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[music] I have a
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thin
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idea, let's go together and
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do it for
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you Well, me and mine
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[music]
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[music]
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I'm finishing up
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[music]
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in short, everyone is coming to the accident, as it should
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be, a disco, world music, chandeliers are burning,
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and there is a meat processing plant, minced meat,
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and a barely alive body under two
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centners is lying full, they
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asked the blacks to lift it, they try to do
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nothing.
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They
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adjusted the faucet with grief in half, lifted it,
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packed it, everything is normal, they bring it to the BSP
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to pack it, then they packed it, and then take it out, as in
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general, they call Chpidale again. Hello,
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guys, come, don't forget the tikokran.
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Because without it, it won't be
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fine, Grandma, you drink coffee.
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Darkness from you, coffee sucks for you. I am, too.
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Did
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you hear, do you at least understand? What an
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incomprehensible road accident, a meat processing plant with a
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torn body, an overweight dude
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survived, but they couldn't lift him to
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take him to the hospital, it was enough to ask the rescuers, that
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is, the
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rescuers, to let them sink him with their crane
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and then come and They
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unloaded, it's funny, I'm saying Rvan, no, Zhora,
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when he poisons with a sleg, it's always funny. Rita,
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we have a
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challenge. Yes,
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well, I heard you the night before yesterday.
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You talk very rudely
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on the phone with patients.
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they need
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positive energy, we need to add
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eroticism hello emergency room I'm
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listening to you Hello
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[music]
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hello some guy called and hung up the phone so
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enough
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eroticism, yes,
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but Hello emergency room I'm
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listening to you
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Ugh I heard you the brigade
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left, grandma called grandfather who hung up
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first in he just had a
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sore throat, and after talking to me, his blood
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pressure rose, and then he started grabbing his
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heart from
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[the music],
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he fainted, what should I continue
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to answer teretically, for now, no, but I need to
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work on my pronunciation, it’s to
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my heart’s content, now he’ll be begging for something again,
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tell me what
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[music]
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no, I haven't seen the guy on the phone
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No, well, then I'll go look for him in the
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[music]
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cafe Oleksandr Sergeyevich I saw you
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yes And I was looking
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for a trash can here, I
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found a conversation Oleksandr Sergeyevich
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yes no and again no Oh, I wanted you on
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a date
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invite then on business Oleksandr
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Serhiyovych We have a fraudster who showed up at the hospital
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Yes, I don't understand anything Fraudster or Pip Is
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n't it the same thing and also walks around the hospital
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talking to the relatives of the sick and forgives
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sins
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Talina Romanivna in our country Freedom of
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religion if it's easier for them Let them
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pray I agree, but he demands money for his fathers,
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our money,
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so I
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[music]
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will figure it out
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[music]
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[music]
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before training he began to complain that
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he had a headache, I gave him Citromon, and
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during training he started vomiting,
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maybe he poisoned himself, what did he eat today, and
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why really, why should I be a
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doctor,
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look now. That is, you want me to guess how
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on the coffee
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grounds here, look how many
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fingers are used by the glover, grab a make-up bag and
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living water
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[music]
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quickly I understand that it won’t be fast, well,
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while Rita is being rebooted, he
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[music]
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Taras Taras, let's take him to
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us with a stretcher. Keep a vip patient with you today,
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write him to a normal ward. Well, there should be a
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shower, cable Wi-Fi, where can I get it for you,
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or I have to make repairs quickly,
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oh, this is merciless state medicine, it's terrible that
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he may have a brain aneurysm,
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but you need to check Listen, I'm asking you to
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be more careful with him, well, like with my relative
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Shulga, something, I don't recognize you, why does he
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owe you money, this is Andrii Bubinchyk, a young
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promising boxer, and why did I
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need to go to a private clinic right away?
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What's the department request? Go to the
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ward. Why didn't you call me?
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I just didn't understand what
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Igor said to me. What's not clear.
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Cosmetic first-aid kit. Fresh water for the
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tent. Again, slang. Well, I don't understand
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your slang. I feel like a white
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crow.
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[music]
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Excuse me,
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guys. there's one thing for you,
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no one
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will change anything if I'm empty tonight
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Come on I'm in hell But I'm not about
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that and I don't like you Not very much
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[music]
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I want you to teach me
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medical
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[music]
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slang slang And you can do it here, little one, this is how
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your holiness, father, came to the address. If it
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is convenient for you, and I see that you are not a
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mother, that you are a father. Why did you decide to
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work in my territory without a license? Well,
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without a tomos. Is it only to
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help people in difficult times? take
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a minute to guide them on the right path, it's true
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that I need a license
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Listen to the lesson,
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that means you go there and pray You can
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raise them from the dead there, or what else are you doing there,
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just don't
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forget the loot to knock down the donations Well, that's what I
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told you, loot
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territory somewhere, a city for a small
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church, I even have sketches,
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I
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dug it up here on the Internet,
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so look, this is Kamyana, it will be like this, this is
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in the style of a bar, Uhu, oh, the
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wooden ones are so cool, Uhu,
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Yurchik, you hung a
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beautiful temple in such a this place is
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God's blessing, well, that is, we
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agreed of course Well, yes, well
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done, so you go and collect donations. And
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I need to spread my brains here,
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how to figure it all out, thank you,
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thank you, the whole world, the Lord heard my
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[music]
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prayers. A
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turner, a patient with missing limbs of his
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left hand, a carpenter, sick with missing
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limbs of the right
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hand The turner and the carpenter have their own ranks
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The rank depends on the number of
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limbs
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Chpindrik the child is covered by the hypertrophied
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care of the mother Miss
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Marple has a headache Grandma the mother
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Chpindrik And I have a question all questions
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After the lecture
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vegetable garden room with comatose
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patients brain diarrhea patient with a
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mental disorder,
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an early-morning person, sick with suspected
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diarrhea, a
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scratch, a bore who prevents his colleagues from
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professionally performing their duties
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in front of you, a bright representative of this
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species.
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some kind of [ __ ] in that,
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that's a joke until now, I told you that for
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sports everything, that is, don't spoil it, it's a complete
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trend, but it's very funny, I
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recorded with you about Dristan to
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[musician]
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Pokain, Oleksandr Serhiyevich, you promised to
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sort it out And what about
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the father, not the father, but Z by Yuri,
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you understand Vitalina Romanivna, our
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task is to help people from a medical
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point of view. And what is spiritual is to give
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people hope and faith in the Miracle of God. This miracle
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goes around the hospital and demands money from people. Well,
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first of all, it is not money, but donations, and the
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donation is voluntary, so there is nothing
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wrong with it. I don't see you in this,
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everything is not a miracle, my
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God, a transformer, a person with
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prosthetic limbs, Transformers
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are divided into Autobots and
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Decepticons, we will talk about this at the
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next
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lecture, for today, everything, my colleagues and I
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have important business. And what will happen tomorrow, and
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tomorrow will be an exam according to the
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material learned today So get ready
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little one
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[music]
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Well, never mind, we are in the same ward with the
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drummer himself and can we take a picture
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[music]
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Can we now
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[music]
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two of us later if possible Autochas Yes,
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then you
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can, well, what is there to do at the workplace
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Andriy didn't just come here
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to take selfies and sign autographs, the
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person is sick, she needs peace, why are you
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standing, hurry, get out of here.
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his name is
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Oleksandr. Thank you for your help. God
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will help you. Go to yourself.
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Well, holy father, how are our affairs with
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prayers, prayers of God?
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tomorrow in my
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office, you will make a report, so to speak, the
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brain aneurysm has not been
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confirmed, it sucks, there are ideas, let's
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go through the symptoms again,
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vomiting, weakness, loss of
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consciousness, possibly
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infectious. During all this time, the infection would
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somehow manifest itself and there is no
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temperature, perhaps it is penducolos of
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Rita's brain, you can just say a
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brain cyst and you don't need to wave yourself
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like a louse on a comb and don't get
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into the conversation anymore when the
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grown-up uncles and aunts are talking, go play in the
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children's
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room
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Listen, write it down on Kate snot in the
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right direction ok
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Yegor Yegor well tell me what you've
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decided what should you and decided that I
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was right to
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eavesdrop under the door, it's ugly But
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you accepted my diagnosis, so I was
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right Ritula, in your case, you're right, that
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means she guessed God helped or black
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magic in black magic I don't believe there is no God,
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you know, I guessed stupidly,
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but I was
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right I'm
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a rosebud and this is a miracle. What are you doing? Have
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you already decided what kind of tattoo you want to
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get?
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Not yet, but you will definitely do it. I'll
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think about
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it. Listen. Maybe you can postpone your
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reading
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and apologize for what happened in the morning.
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Come on, not today. Tomorrow is an important
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day. What is it? Well, show me, show me what
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you read. Show me what you read. [
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music]
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read me.
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What did we stop at?
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Ass
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[music]
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Sranchk
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[music]
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take
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a ticket. The history of the origin of
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medical slang.
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20 minutes for preparation,
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sit down, get ready,
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thank you
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[music]
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how much is it anyway,
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damn it, where can I get another
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5,000, it’s time to turn to God
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He definitely has 5,000, maybe 10
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[music]
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fly, don’t get distracted, get ready
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[music]
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Well Well, after analyzing your answer in detail, my
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colleagues and I came to the
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decision that the exam on the basics of
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medical
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slang was passed with flying colors.
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better than to feed your child with
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shawarma poisoning with a degree and
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an ass.
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slang
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[music]
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Ritochka And who taught you that slang
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[music]
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Transformers are divided into autobots and
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recepticons beautiful Zhora recorded our lecture on
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camera And I'm nothing like that Then I can
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start teaching at the university And I'm cute
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in the frame ahche pizdarka slang was
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taught to me by the teachers damn now
00:21:58
I have a lot of trouble, so no prodrestanvam
00:22:04
will help you, you can’t, you have to
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treat the teachers of saga sciences with respect, take the
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cleaver, come on, come on,
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come on, oh, I see you, Father Yuri,
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are already making a living here, yes, it was a great
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idea to do a prayer while here, well, while
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the temple will be built yes yes And how are things
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with the donations as much as they manage to collect And
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well, people donate as much as they can but I do
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n’t give it all for the Lord ugh and I
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would like to receive my destiny like that
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syachp And no, it’s all for God Well, it’s all for the sake of
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people and for Our Lord, Yurchik, you did
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not confuse anything, I thought well. But I do not
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think with my mouth, the Lord speaks, but
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indeed, the Lord does. And here I am a fool, I thought
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that I was throwing myself into a ditch and wants to be bent, no,
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I have such a mission on earth
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[music]
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mission
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once again I will see you on my territory, I will
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organize a meeting with the apostle Peter. And one
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more thing, this is the territory of science, not
00:23:40
[music]
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religion. The results of the CT scan have passed. The diagnosis has been
00:23:48
confirmed. You have a brain cyst
00:23:51
and what does this
00:23:53
mean. You will have to leave
00:23:55
professional boxing.
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you
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will be able to live with her for a very
00:24:04
long time [music] and if I don't leave boxing if you don't
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tie the knot with boxing No one
00:24:09
will tell you exactly how long you will last a year three
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10 and then [
00:24:16
music]
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you play games what does that
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mean you will die
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[music]
00:24:26
Bubenchyk
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[music ]
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Well, what
00:24:36
the champion
00:24:38
decided, I
00:24:43
decided, I will continue my
00:24:45
career
00:24:49
as a handsome man, I respect your choice, I will
00:24:52
cheer for you when you are sick, yes, but
00:24:55
what is your life? How could you
00:24:57
decide this? I can't imagine myself without boxing,
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even if I still have a long time left, then
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I I'll live my life the way I
00:25:08
like it [music] thank you for
00:25:11
everything
00:25:18
[music]
00:25:26
come use a joke I ain't the one you
00:25:29
want to Just with the calval about to
00:25:32
Lock and load The weapons ri Riot We
00:25:35
Came to ri Revolution is coming this The
00:25:39
hour ri ri We Came to ri you hear The
00:25:43
crowd We Coming for ss ri ri We Came to
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ri

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  • This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.

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  • It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.