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strange, as usual, they usually fly from there to us with

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carpets, on the contrary, I was in

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Turkey now the quality has dropped sharply, here you go slippers to the

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emergency market 1 synthetic,

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having caught your shoulder, survive by electrocution, you’ll

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have to take a couple of these carpets, drag mine as a

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gift

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later but still, you know,

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flying there from the carpet is the same as going to

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Holland with your drugs,

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something else is unclean here, everything is clean, I answer, I

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understand you, but you will have to

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open the carpet, don’t, I say open it, do

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n’t, so Jeju wrapped it up, so the coals

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were bent, rain and it’s hard to wrap a live chicken in charm and it’s hard to

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wrap the carpet, but unroll the carpet; it’s easy to wrap the live chicken shawarma; I’ve been wrapping it for

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three years, so I’ve been wrapping the carpet this way

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and I don’t need to unroll my wife; listen, I’m a Turk; I’m a Turk; I’m

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going to Turkey without

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a sound;

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water,

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come on, hold it now, I jumped people and

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so what is a

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reed for a promotion, like an additive for such a

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promotion, and what can you do with one moth, a mole

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has evolved to a large molly, so do

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n’t tell me this nonsense, I’ll arrest you now

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for trying to steal a person

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[music]

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help Let’s help me for a second, we’ll

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definitely help now

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you understand, we just have this

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tradition of crusting the bride, I understand, listen,

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but it’s mandatory to only lead the bride in the carpet,

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then wrap your chicken back

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like this

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144

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145 146 47

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140

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my team issue open your mouth

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49 which root Natasha as no and

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so now it turns out that

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you have a bride with a dowry, turn off

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this with a dowry, this is your tradition, this is

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said if you want to live, know how to twirl, you

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understand, we have goods, the check on the spit

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says yes, he says it right, and it gives me goosebumps,

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well, everything is ok, and the mountain yeti has its own top100 k

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meeting, tell us which of your

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Turks there will come to us for the bride,

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let them wrap larger carpets so that

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more cigarettes can fit in. I understand, let’s go for now,

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Masha pug, hello, let’s get the

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commander ready quickly and already have

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such a wonderful fleet, I understand, you want

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to get to the land as quickly as possible, exhale from the nose of

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Alexandre Dumas I want to get to a

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hotel quickly, they can already

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get a hotel in the center of Paris so that with a

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view of the Eiffel Tower right next to the

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airport they get it so that they can immediately

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choose with banknotes. Those who think agree that

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we will only have it in the front end

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only to France, only we are

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crossing the border Francis but Tess I’ll make a threat,

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understandably, yes, the passengers will forgive me

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these all sorts of

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tanks, why didn’t you say that you can’t go

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to France, you were deported from there

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for what the house is there, I’m just taking the

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surfers tower, you became, well, what, what,

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well, it’s my fault that they have toilets there

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no, it’s been a

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long time since I reached almost

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the bottom, in general, any country except

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France, I said France and. this is

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fundamentally France this is my

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childhood dream damn I'm not saying give me a

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motorcycle Java I mean

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my childhood dream

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listen to the team and there is a very good idea a

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good idea where I already like it here

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more ideas lay out lay out I'll

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listen to the courts and created Masha accordion

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no accordion there is

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[music]

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well what do you think, yes, this level of

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polish is

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not bad, such sex in Paris can be

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offered to you by French wine

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croissants, now for a second we will be

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transported to us, Ukraine,

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cut the bacon with a pen and vodka, make it

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will be done and

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that in a few minutes I rested and again Paris, so to

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speak, and I remind you that I agreed

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this is all just for the sake of you

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giving me a mink coat, mink this

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time it’s purely in principle a fur coat made of

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mink, they go with customs, I’ll give people

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to study and promised Paris, don’t argue, I’ll

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give a fur coat too, let’s go, we’ll go, the baguette is already

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ready to cut into yours for repair

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let's go, let's go, let's go while there is, as

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they say, a fuse, come

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on, oh well, zhore door zdravstvuite, let's go, let it

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combine, let's dry everything out

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already 20, let's do it, but it was on the

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steps near this office in the

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office, you haven't been to rest or kitty

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inhale oh we in short, Egypt was flying, I’ll

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take a selfie there in the sea near the sea, I’ll

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hold the pebbles, take pictures, I’ll

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keep the order, take pictures, I’ll take

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pictures, and near the sun lounger on the

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sun lounger, even if it’s the same, I

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didn’t have a fight with numbers,

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smile, it’s a

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great feeling, you

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’ll have a fun vacation, I really hope that he has the battery

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will run out go sunbathe smog

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damn you'll turn out bad drivers let's take a

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photo

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taxis I'll put a filter and lay out

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some luggage you're carrying we'll take the

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theologian where he was weighed weighed

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85

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85 kilograms are you carrying this thing you

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're carrying this bead thing 85 kilograms of

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goose things, you know, she leads the

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page on Instagram and also in the same

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way, you can’t take contractor photos twice, you can’t

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put likes, but this is how you bring your

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suitcases here 85 .

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while the plane is drawn here, it will fly away, but

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listen, I won’t be able to let you through without inspection, let’s

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resolve the issue, but somehow we

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can resolve the issue with dollars and or

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tekke wherever you want,

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wait, Busya has usa, I’m streaming how you

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hand over a bribe to the customs officer, a letter and

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half a million subscribers, withdrawing the so-called. To.

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let's tell

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no you know how many half a million

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subscribers that's half a million people I'll see

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I don't need to take a bribe and or kiki so

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free without inspection oh thank you

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very much for your photos I

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'll make a hashtag the kindest customs officer you

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've lived through what is it I'm the kindest

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customs officer why

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don't you just get out of here already irritate me quickly, thorns, I

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need to take a picture and they were able to

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enter the planes and they were able to enter the toilet for the first time,

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users leave a napkin, I’ll

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come here, the kindest customs officer

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[applause]

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look at what lengths these people go to

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in order to carry out drugs, but here’s the bubble and, well, they put

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feathers in children’s dolls,

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hello please, tell me, is it possible for you

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to declare a valuable product from the stage, a valuable

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meter-long product, of course you

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declare it with us, only with us who

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will declare it, this is a

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valuable product, you

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want to declare a sex doll, I

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understand you for 24 hours, of course, now they are doing

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it like real [ __ ], just my

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word of honor something a little bit of a fool in the sense of a fool not

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you're a [ __ ] yes I mean a [ __ ] but this is not a

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sex doll listen and this is not a sex

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doll so you had to wait for her luggage although I

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know what they are doing there with suitcases they are

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breaking windows forced

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or 3 [ __ ] yes what are you You’re

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insulting me, I can’t understand what it is, and

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it’s just a doll here and they bought it from the ospadi for a child, well,

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you should look at how they do it, and

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now the Chinese, yes, probably, well, like

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Hikaru, then clean up how good

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they are, practically worth it, and maybe you’re really a [ __ ],

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why are you groping a man? as a wife, oh,

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you’re a pervert, the fact that

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this man married a doll of the corner, they are a

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person in we don’t declare, can

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carry out and in position, well, we

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went to Thailand for 30 grand bucks and he

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made an apiary, well, really, now this is a

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valuable product, 30 grand bucks, a gift from you

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you're an idiot, how could you

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stuff 300 bucks into a living person,

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okay, let's declare it,

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so let's start, let's start from the chest, he parried

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his hands, and you and you

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really are a [ __ ], I understand, we're leaving, we're leaving,

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let him go, let's all go after

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him now

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now, father

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should be exactly like that

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buy a doll for your nephew, let him

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play with it as a child, what then, and that’s 30,000 per

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living person to invest in q,

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well,

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what a seam they invested in you, wow,

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and here’s their jackpot, but Natasha, you,

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too, you, Alexander Konstantinovich, don’t

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cry on the loan, you’re in debt 10 thousand

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hryvnia I’m

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already tired of explaining to you, but I do

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n’t have the wrong money, we have different information,

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last week you

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bought yourself a new car,

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where did

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you get this information from, you fled in a car from our collector,

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it’s not my car, it’s your wife’s,

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so sell it, you’re out of your mind who

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will buy my wife from me,

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don’t be a clown, everything Alexander,

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you understand that you will have a bad

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credit history,

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so don’t scare me, here

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he is at school, too, there were problems with the history, I

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live

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sangsin, we will sue you, we will win

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it and we will discuss it with you not only a debt, but

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also part of the property, understand, I understand

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now my ex is dating or something,

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exactly the same thing, she says

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okay,

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I

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wanted to be on good terms with you, but apparently

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we won’t get anything, it won’t work out, I

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told you right away, I’ll now call here

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a person who knows how

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collecting debts from people like you doesn’t have the

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right to beat people in our country, it’s forbidden for us

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Sasha, come on in,

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what’s that sage

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with, yes, woman, I thought it was some kind of big guy, and why

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not Sasha will do that,

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Sasha,

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let’s get started

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[music]

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you know, this is his credit

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[applause ]

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he said there is no money and

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again you’re looking at naked women, you’re looking at such

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beans and also a work of art works of

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art and I completely forgot

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that you’re drooling to find a work of

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art and you’re leaving it out just like that and say

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that you’re tired of

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looking at only men all day today, and anyway,

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what idiot came up with that Women can

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only be inspected by a woman, but clearly not a

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man,

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hello, they

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sent me to you for inspection, they

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did it right, we’ll be

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happy to see you now, wait for the

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exchange, too, a customs officer of

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my gender is about to inspect you in an

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ugly way, you’re a girl, you’re behaving,

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how can you immediately divide people in half like that

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? I mean, based on gender,

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you seem to be

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going to Europe over there, and it’s not accepted there, I don’t

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allow you to search me, but okay, I’ll

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go call our colleague, she’ll

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check you, who is it, we don’t have any women, we’ll go

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mini our colleague, I’ll go call and

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entertain

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someone while I [ __ ] the dog or something of ours,

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she’s also like our male dog,

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tell me this will all take a long time, don’t

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fly there, well, he doesn’t know, it’s about

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20 minutes to the nearest populated area, that’s if he

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drives his lamborghini,

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maybe he’ll find a shoulder one, well, then the

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woman will find a

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doll of someone in her company here you need to inspect

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this is yours to either, apparently,

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why not opuses where it’s

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me, I was just inspecting a truck with

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hormonal drugs, so it hit me and

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there’s no good inspect it, just

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please have a drink and the powerful one inspected you with at least one

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eye, but what about you also

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go call our second colleague, the

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second one,

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yes, we have one in the department, the most

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beautiful one we owned,

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a model like this, I’m

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just a fan of it, it’s

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beautiful,

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but splat will succeed, where did it go, I’ve

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already seen it all, I

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mean, you couldn’t hold it, or

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I was standing and holding it I held her for everything for so

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long, but she had to be like

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that, why did you shave off the whole mustache, why did I

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make them believable, and actually thought of a woman to dress like a mouse, just

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yesterday they held up a head start with women’s wigs

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and size 44 shoes, check out

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what axles she snatched from

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I have snakes of

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healthy

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healthy people and

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even . what's new, what are they

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before, although I've seen them somewhere before at 100

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from here, it's a bad salute, but it's

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so bad, the paths are so that

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your hands, like a puppet theater, are up to

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someone's hand by the threads with hope, reliability, come

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to my office, I'll teach you how to

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give a part, come in,

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come in you'll come in now, you'll come in

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quickly, now you'll come in quickly, you'll come in

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ten, I'm

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waiting for you, they're

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rubbing you, don't come,

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why should I come to him, and he

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himself will teach you how to give the honor,

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so to speak, will conduct a full search,

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by the way, this will come in handy,

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he'll immediately understand that I'm music, that's good

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I

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don’t have anything good

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[applause]

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so

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I’m hitting the Lincoln Jackson

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gun

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Franklin him and Washington and on the chase

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as a wife and what’s happening here.

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play a day for her sake there is no way, as well as

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no when we study the currency of a potential

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violator tank, I get a raise for them there at

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night I don’t sleep and are they here or

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else scat

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now I know which of you is worthy of

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a promotion, remove this garbage, my

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first question is about

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how much

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you can carry into the country when crossing the

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border by car equivalent episode

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I am on with a total weight of 50 kilograms in this

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category tires goods and souvenirs

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but if goods and souvenirs go straight to

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us the tonearm pocket becomes

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unlimited

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ok 11

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question number was

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this amount of cash can be imported into the

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country without written declaration

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10,000 rubles and the babar itself may

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increase tonally if it comes to you

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directly into your Cypriot account and

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you are also well done,

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as the last question is how to eradicate

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corruption

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from the state Zakharov raise

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team spirit punishes for violation and

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remember that you are in the service of your country do not let

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corruption pass beyond customs

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here I detain strangle and increase

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oral and

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thank you for your service throw

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a draw

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continue to work

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as another

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promotion along the way

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checks from the

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ministry came to him again own answers to

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questions he is afraid to ask about such Kubavich

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this is a pencil we have not yet punished for

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playing money for money I punished the money

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to at least get it back for

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you on p or you give up from no-no-no now, yes, give up

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already, give up and

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run to the stall, let's get my prize, the

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pipes are already burning right now, right now, wait, but what about the

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condom,

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how are you? that the condoms were

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confiscated by the game in the condom, they were in

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a saucer,

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so do it and you probably

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confiscated the bike in my bicycle and

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probably hid something in the frame, no, it was just that he had

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Lithuanian license plates, I hopped him and all the

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raids until ddddd but give up the dispenser,

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what kind of dispenser, well, even 20 dispensers ok not

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included yet vodka we had for two days

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then in oro’s lot oh where was I on vacation

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but for the bastards I’m not people but

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bastards honestly doesn’t mean

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what’s up there on the rover

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then go ahead I remember everything in my ear, I

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ask for guns

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to roam around the

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project

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and I see a man of luck coming, I see that

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he has already arrived, you know, I envy him

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a little white, or rather white envy, what’s up and post

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you here, and

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judging by the sound, there are at least 10 bottles of alcohol here,

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less often it will be more accurate before us, but it’s possible

00:23:29

conduct only one electron

00:23:32

but you enter into my position I

00:23:37

’ll tell you right now at the trot of memory

00:23:39

I’m going on a business trip

00:23:42

for two whole days

00:23:49

left home

00:23:51

wife at home stance holiday should be celebrated I

00:23:54

agree, I agree

00:23:56

this liter

00:23:59

arrived at the station

00:24:01

holiday holiday supporter got on the train

00:24:05

got on the train with people get acquainted for up to 3

00:24:10

years and

00:24:11

arrived at the customs came a long drive

00:24:16

4 liters passed the border not a fact don’t

00:24:22

knock me down but the difference is they

00:24:26

passed customs 5 liters no arrived at the

00:24:32

station they

00:24:33

drove 6 years old rustic to the hotel

00:24:38

while you get there by bus it’s the same 15 minutes

00:24:44

time Is it still time for Trash to sit down to

00:24:49

visit Shishkin, I’ll start taking sleeping pills

00:24:51

or Trushka doesn’t have it 8 and in the morning I did all

00:24:57

the work I agreed to mark 9 and

00:25:01

arrived at customs 10 Well, obviously, judging by the

00:25:06

logic, further on the train there’s another liter of Shishko and

00:25:09

already at the station another liter not so 12

00:25:14

after customs I don’t drink anymore, but I also didn’t

00:25:18

come like a piece of glass, but why then did

00:25:22

you take two more bottles? I’ll

00:25:25

immediately explain to

00:25:31

the customs officers that they are people,

00:25:36

otherwise it’s possible.

00:25:40

ok tarpaulin thank you for

00:25:44

missing let's get a

00:25:48

ticket o

00:25:51

.

00:25:58

on the left of the path in one of hers and with one

00:26:02

api here goodbye

00:26:06

also that

00:26:08

we will continue to you on r

00:26:11

glasses of cuttings confiscated to become from the house

00:26:16

glasses brought here they are

00:26:21

and

00:26:24

here is a conspirator I would never wear

00:26:28

so you put it in a visible place and everything to me

00:26:31

come on, I’m not an alcoholic messages

00:26:33

[applause]

00:26:47

that’s how I earned this medal, okay, we

00:26:52

believe you

00:26:54

all, you see from here you’re talking about the meaning,

00:26:58

go now, you shouldn’t have let

00:27:02

her go, you admit, the

00:27:05

smugglers are

00:27:07

willing to do anything if only they are believed, remember that

00:27:10

idiot with a whole a bag of seeds who was

00:27:12

sleeping to over the fence I wanted to jump over you

00:27:14

then give him another nickname then bubka

00:27:17

everything coincided there at once the

00:27:20

next one

00:27:23

you are also an athlete there is a football player it’s clear

00:27:26

this unit doesn’t have a medal this unit has a

00:27:31

medal we’re laying out and here to take it away hidden

00:27:34

there is also not a ball and an empty amateur but

00:27:38

prove we know that you are a football player and not

00:27:40

some smuggler and

00:27:43

[music] we

00:27:45

need to

00:27:48

kick the tankred this 6 crack as if

00:27:53

Vovchik’s leg is falling apart 1 I believe I believe,

00:27:56

but only for this it was already possible to receive a

00:27:58

medal before you, by the way I only

00:27:59

earned a penalty for the truth in

00:28:02

your own goal,

00:28:04

but it’s just not a ball, after all, throw it away, we’ll

00:28:07

try, thank you very much,

00:28:09

goodbye on the left, it’ll come out here, don’t run, score, oh well, hello,

00:28:14

another athlete,

00:28:19

the shade, this one looks more like a

00:28:21

hospital visitor, no, I’m really an

00:28:24

athlete, yes, let’s get your purse in for

00:28:26

inspection

00:28:27

wow, look how many medals there are, I wonder

00:28:31

what kind of sport it is, but no, don’t

00:28:34

say it yourself, I’ll guess chess,

00:28:38

although what kind of chess he doesn’t even

00:28:41

have enough strength to lift a queen, well, how are we going to

00:28:44

prove that my athlete is a

00:28:45

smuggler,

00:28:47

you want to prove my dick, let’s

00:28:51

direst the

00:28:55

business here well, they asked you to prove it,

00:29:00

okay, I believe, I believe that you are an athlete,

00:29:02

pack your bag and don’t eat short

00:29:04

sides, at

00:29:06

least go alive, then you need to

00:29:10

wake him up

00:29:13

frontal

00:29:16

good morning what was it right

00:29:21

side it was next time before

00:29:23

asking for proof it’s better to

00:29:25

find out what kind of sport he was doing it, it’s

00:29:27

good that he’s not a biathlete, now I’d

00:29:29

take the bullet out of you and pester the shelf,

00:29:31

you know where you

00:29:34

’re from, give it up,

00:29:37

leave it to me, I’ll do it too

00:29:41

[applause]

00:29:44

service, I sold this foreigner dollars for 8

00:29:49

for 8 to

00:29:53

8 euros,

00:29:58

hello. I need a loan urgently, 10,000

00:30:02

dollars, great, let’s apply

00:30:04

quickly, please,

00:30:07

why is there such a rush from you? There’s a

00:30:11

slot machine on the second floor, and I opened it,

00:30:13

in general, there was one automatic lured so

00:30:15

thoroughly now, throw it there a couple of times to

00:30:17

remove the form, the main thing is that no

00:30:18

one gets in to give mail to We will

00:30:21

issue a loan for cars, for example, I have x 5

00:30:24

if possible, here you go and no matter what you

00:30:27

write now I’ll go back to the dump, they’ll take it

00:30:29

well, please sign here

00:30:32

please and the girl had money, she was a

00:30:34

car teacher, this is the efficiency I’m

00:30:36

now quickly giving

00:30:43

this grandma, I’m telling

00:30:46

you grandma It will be easier to die than a

00:30:51

communal apartment obladi

00:30:56

means we'll win back our mouths, shut our mouths, read out the

00:30:59

previous loan, let's get a

00:31:02

new one, we've been given twenty so that we'll

00:31:04

be sure to get 20,000 dollars right away, okay,

00:31:08

we've got a passport

00:31:10

that you're leaving an apartment as collateral, I'm eating, oh

00:31:14

yeah, that's the document he doesn't believe,

00:31:17

he's wonderful, the main cap

00:31:21

no one approached my automatic so

00:31:25

sign the

00:31:27

money

00:31:29

withheld thanks an hour came back and

00:31:32

I'll pick up the car it is necessary of course of course we are waiting for you

00:31:36

here on the floor here and here right here and I think yes there is no

00:31:43

money and the rook is crying and the era is not

00:31:50

necessary there is no need it is not necessary Fedya and the name is Fedor here

00:31:55

is Yandex 8 and patin mortgage mortgage

00:32:00

don’t ask anything, this is the account of the previous

00:32:02

loan and

00:32:04

okay guys, this is like this is what the

00:32:10

collateral for a new loan is, what kind of lock just

00:32:14

buy but just but I don’t know I don’t know

00:32:20

Swiss factory and

00:32:24

dollars 300 maxi

00:32:27

[music] come on let’s

00:32:31

take it of course girls get a

00:32:36

good job do guys good deeds good

00:32:39

luck

00:32:41

it’s still good that our director

00:32:46

installed slot machines on the second floor yes

00:32:51

well a ton of course good but we also have to

00:32:54

work around the clock now well yes

00:32:59

but on the other hand

00:33:02

people used to refuse loans now on the contrary they

00:33:04

grab them to go home rings like pies

00:33:08

my father my

00:33:14

guys know how to cut out kidneys in this

00:33:20

unfortunately I didn’t learn how to go to the

00:33:23

hospital one leg here

00:33:25

one kidney the

00:33:30

second

00:33:33

but let me go finally and I

00:33:37

beg you but this is not a stripper a

00:33:39

real fireman yes yes we have seen such

00:33:42

non-policemen and their sisters are not a

00:33:47

pizza delivery guy and then it turns out

00:33:49

that they are carrying a lot of money across the border in their shorts,

00:33:52

let’s say it’s alien, the gun is not

00:33:55

necessary, there is no need to keep your hose with you,

00:33:58

and especially since we are not going to pay for it, then

00:34:00

the comfort of Lakita me is a fire

00:34:03

that the pipes are burning [ __ ] diodes yours is burning your

00:34:08

clan has been burning for about five minutes ours

00:34:11

tell me how long it takes for it to

00:34:14

burn completely

00:34:16

empty 0 5 in my opinion 10 we need another five

00:34:21

minutes I got it we’re working let’s say we

00:34:24

would believe you no

00:34:30

I said let’s say we’ll let you

00:34:33

check your documents here you

00:34:36

can’t rush in this situation, and while you are looking for

00:34:40

documents, I would like to introduce you to the

00:34:43

work of Alexander Sergeevich

00:34:45

Pushkin

00:34:46

near the

00:34:47

Lukomorye green oak tree

00:34:50

golden chain on the oak tree he sleeps day and

00:34:54

night, imagine he doesn’t sleep, everything is

00:34:57

fine, you can let him out

00:34:58

man, why are you sitting, why are you sitting there, there’s a

00:35:04

fire the warehouse is on fire and here you are

00:35:07

making your faces, puzzled, get out

00:35:10

of here extinguish the fire you

00:35:15

needed and very rich people because

00:35:18

three tons of confiscated goods have just officially burned

00:35:21

in the seventh warehouse,

00:35:24

but not in the seventh but now 7 I

00:35:28

told you 5 I set it on fire on purpose with 5 everything at

00:35:34

7 he transferred all our confiscated property and hid

00:35:38

it behind three lexes ourselves our

00:35:40

boss

00:35:41

say that you are joking now I look like a

00:35:44

joker now

00:35:46

what to do grab

00:35:48

honey think eat-drink put it out until

00:35:51

which put it out you and I will be with you for the rest of the life of the

00:35:54

car at the checkpoint we will be a

00:35:57

[ applause] let

00:35:59

's find it, let him look at least I set the arson,

00:36:02

too, in-game icara caught, was

00:36:05

going to fly by parachute through

00:36:07

our post Lak year, I'm just not going to come up with something to scam

00:36:09

honest customs officers,

00:36:11

but I brought a concrete backpack of

00:36:14

money, I'm already asking for it, not that I would pass, fly, I'm

00:36:17

just not going to and

00:36:21

bribe takers to feed you I'm a free

00:36:24

person I

00:36:25

don't owe anything to anyone free those who are

00:36:28

free from here on ti6 Abakan from him

00:36:32

paratrooper

00:36:35

she go let go go let him neigh

00:36:37

too

00:36:41

imagine I

00:36:45

wanted to jump with this pole over

00:36:47

our post you look at page no

00:36:50

stubborn but stupid would give money and

00:36:53

you wouldn’t have to jump like a bubka, there’s

00:36:55

no tea here yourself, and you’d

00:36:57

throw it over the fence and almost jumped over it, it’s just a

00:37:02

head wind, you’d pay money,

00:37:05

the wind would be fair, we’d blow in your

00:37:08

back,

00:37:10

so get out of here, you

00:37:13

fool.

00:37:15

shoot on YouTube I’ll post

00:37:20

where they get so much these

00:37:22

morons

00:37:25

so you’ve already read

00:37:28

the text you’re doing everything at work fan

00:37:30

fold hot hot count it on

00:37:33

who should do it all the same I have to hand

00:37:35

dream I

00:37:38

took it I

00:37:45

stand like that

00:37:47

once we got together you look at it I

00:37:50

decided not to even bother, so

00:37:53

you don’t have to see me, I’m wearing an invisibility suit, it’s crap,

00:37:58

your invisibility suit doesn’t

00:38:00

work, oh, I probably forgot to

00:38:04

activate it, the account

00:38:13

still doesn’t work, it works,

00:38:21

and that’s

00:38:24

why you can hardly see anymore, but

00:38:27

you still know some kind of spot a blurry one is standing here, and

00:38:37

where he fought,

00:38:40

what was standing here, he’s not there, he’s disappeared

00:38:44

video, this is the

00:38:46

altar of geist, together with some

00:38:51

room there will be illuminated by

00:38:55

Lenka, these say, well, the real men

00:38:58

are gone, they’re just gone, neither of us are on shift,

00:39:01

they’re gone, they’re lying

00:39:03

on their sofas, watching their

00:39:06

TVs are growing their bellies and

00:39:09

then what what then worked for half a minute

00:39:12

on the sidelines

00:39:15

soon the minority will become the majority

00:39:18

yesterday I walked naked in front of mine,

00:39:22

imagine half an hour I walked thinking he would

00:39:25

react somehow they didn’t react in

00:39:28

short I didn’t react at all I lay down

00:39:31

next to him and I told him to

00:39:35

find

00:39:37

me I don’t tell him the driver either, let’s

00:39:41

call him back later, hello man, are you at

00:39:44

customs inspection,

00:39:45

and good afternoon, and I have a small request for you,

00:39:49

but we don’t take bribes, unlike you, you

00:39:53

misunderstood me,

00:39:55

I want to make a surprise for my girlfriend,

00:39:58

but I’m here which side

00:40:01

in this bag in this pocket is the ring, accept the engagement ring,

00:40:05

I want to

00:40:08

ask you to play along with me, you can

00:40:10

find it and tell me what kind of billiards and I

00:40:13

will tell you what kind of love such a diamond is, well,

00:40:16

make an offer

00:40:18

[music]

00:40:20

that you agree,

00:40:23

I

00:40:27

will agree,

00:40:32

it seems she is coming recession

00:40:35

darling, I haven’t seen you in two minutes

00:40:39

already, I miss you so much, darling, I’ve

00:40:43

been bored all this time too, I just decided to

00:40:45

go through the security check a little earlier so that you don’t know that

00:40:54

now we’ll see something you have,

00:41:00

wow, what a diamond,

00:41:04

what love is such a diamond, and

00:41:10

darling, you’re like a multi-faceted diamond

00:41:13

every day of

00:41:16

illumination and

00:41:25

also as a sign of my love, accept these

00:41:29

gold earrings with diamonds

00:41:30

about

00:41:32

what and

00:41:34

also platinum bracelets and a

00:41:40

diamond necklace

00:41:43

as

00:41:44

well as two fur coats and a

00:41:49

romantic trip

00:41:54

to the cool how many flights in an hour we

00:41:59

may not make it in time

00:42:00

we can try if of course we

00:42:03

quickly pass through customs

00:42:15

[music]

00:42:17

they poisoned a woman,

00:42:20

thank you, I love you, it’s

00:42:26

like I was watching some kind of series, tree

00:42:30

tree, I was wrong,

00:42:34

after all, there are still real men, I

00:42:57

take my words back, there are

00:43:00

no real men left

00:43:05

[applause] can you

00:43:13

imagine they took my grandfather with the powder, can you

00:43:16

imagine yes so with this powder we

00:43:21

do it, we distribute it, or maybe you won’t hand it

00:43:24

over, but I understand, excuse me, I grabbed the

00:43:27

extra one when we definitely hand it over, we won’t

00:43:29

sell it, we’ll hand it over, yes, comrade colonel,

00:43:32

excuse me, there’s another pensioner here, in my opinion, they’ve covered us, we’re passing through

00:43:39

here, we’re coming in, we’re coming in, grandma, so wing you

00:43:42

want, please sit down and

00:43:46

we caught another one today, just a

00:43:49

pensioner on the canal, they opened it up, I can

00:43:53

smell some kind of premium, you can smell it, you can feel it, it’s damned

00:43:56

cool, it brought you here that grandma ca

00:43:59

n’t

00:44:01

pay for utilities, you decided to go to jail, and here you are, you’re a moustachioed [ __ ],

00:44:04

we would be

00:44:08

embarrassed to go, what’s wrong with that, carry it in the open?

00:44:10

at least they would have covered up for that they would have covered up

00:44:13

like Chua they would have covered up this they would have covered up you

00:44:17

know that for this you will get 10 years in

00:44:19

prison at least you saw my analysis I have a

00:44:22

maximum of five years left there according to the

00:44:26

analysis of the arch in prison

00:44:29

the doctors are good that I got an A for about

00:44:32

payment the more clearly we talk about this

00:44:36

granny, what is this and tell me, who is

00:44:40

this, well,

00:44:41

give it by weight, I buy it cheaper,

00:44:45

now we’ll check the mukaite or it’s like, well, what is it,

00:44:54

soda,

00:44:58

well, well, well,

00:45:03

soda in the form, try it

00:45:07

come on, some kind of

00:45:11

mother like a semolina with a

00:45:14

hatch from sodium and some something that’s so my

00:45:18

direct it’s not my fault written starch faucet

00:45:23

citric acid well,

00:45:24

yes, if for the songs lemon

00:45:29

that straight

00:45:32

maybe she covered the most

00:45:35

important thing at the bottom with this, she’ll try it in response

00:45:38

now we’ll find out a little

00:45:50

slag is not faq ashik this is washing powder

00:45:55

the inscription just erased thank you

00:45:58

granddaughter so instead of flour I would have thrown his ankles

00:46:03

so mommy let's lift up all this

00:46:06

and get out of here and they will go that

00:46:10

you chose me unclear

00:46:12

background thank you and you too no more

00:46:18

data is dead yes no Granny turned out to be

00:46:22

normal, well, in the sense, not that

00:46:23

normal, but crazy, but without

00:46:26

drugs,

00:46:27

but where is one hundred percent of the smuggling there

00:46:30

and the evidence and

00:46:32

[applause] they

00:46:35

are catching up with both on the evidence side now

00:46:38

she pressed the ring on the pancakes, we won’t see any

00:46:40

more bonuses,

00:46:46

hello, hello from me

00:46:49

problem,

00:46:50

the card has been blocked, the pin code, I

00:46:54

forgot, is it possible to unblock it somehow, yes,

00:46:57

of course, Seuss, please look, and I

00:47:07

forgot my documents,

00:47:08

can you imagine such a confusion,

00:47:11

somehow without documents,

00:47:13

well, now I’ll look at who the card

00:47:16

is issued for, and so

00:47:20

Baranov Alexander

00:47:23

Baranova

00:47:25

Alexandra are just the boy’s parents

00:47:28

wanted and here is the girl I’m hiding

00:47:33

well Alexander

00:47:36

Drak

00:47:38

look I can unlock the card

00:47:41

using the code word

00:47:43

you have this

00:47:47

favorite female name it’s

00:47:50

clear Victoria you

00:47:53

know not approaching

00:47:56

how this is not suitable and

00:47:58

who would

00:48:01

the secretary Lyudka

00:48:04

Lyudmila

00:48:08

also not suitable no strange what something really

00:48:14

Svetka well

00:48:18

not God forbid, Svetka Svetlana is

00:48:24

suitable for

00:48:28

her new ones, let me wear the girl,

00:48:32

hello, I’m here and I received a text message that

00:48:34

my card has been blocked for

00:48:38

centuries,

00:48:39

while unexpectedly, what are you going to do? I came to

00:48:43

pay the utility bill,

00:48:47

what did you have with Svetka,

00:48:53

you did

00:48:59

this on purpose so that no one

00:49:02

pins -code didn’t pick up yours that everyone knows the name

00:49:06

unlock the card yes

00:49:10

good to wear please 2 the code word

00:49:13

is the hooks of your favorite pet

00:49:16

this is the topic our doggie

00:49:21

so we know here two words 2 utaba

00:49:26

k there are middle names that

00:49:32

suit

00:49:34

my mother you call

00:49:43

[applause] that's all that's

00:49:47

it fluke has a

00:49:49

severe infection to bargain with, that the wife couldn’t

00:49:52

decide which things to take, you

00:49:54

decided to drag the entire wardrobe, no visa to

00:49:57

Poland, change it, it’s defective, he

00:49:59

understands what’s wrong with it, but

00:50:02

admire it and

00:50:06

look

00:50:07

next, and who else is this for me?

00:50:12

I wonder who this is, at first I

00:50:14

thought it was a lover, but my wife said

00:50:17

that this is the first time he’s seen such a character and

00:50:19

my wife won’t lie, so I want to

00:50:22

go, I’ll use it to find out who it is, it’s

00:50:25

clear, but without a receipt they won’t let you out to buy the

00:50:29

goods and the receipt is in the car now I

00:50:31

’ll bring it, watch out, excuse

00:50:35

me, please help me if he

00:50:40

finds out that I’m sleeping with his wife, he

00:50:44

’ll kill me anyway, just sing, and how come I’m still

00:50:47

in the closet with my

00:50:50

wife, well, that

00:50:51

means don’t pray, here he comes in,

00:50:55

Yashka, and thank God it’s

00:50:58

bad you guy

00:51:02

believed, well, you know, I can also find a husband and it’s like you

00:51:06

have to be in solidarity here, 500 dollars,

00:51:11

okay, but I don’t have them, I’ll definitely bring them to you later,

00:51:14

okay, we’ll

00:51:18

come up with something, so look at the checks, people,

00:51:21

everything is in place, you know, while you were running after the

00:51:24

Czechs, so I remembered this, we have already had 10

00:51:27

cases of returning to the factory, can you imagine a

00:51:29

long time ago 10 a closet with a man inside the

00:51:33

call

00:51:34

where they end up, that’s the point, you know, they have

00:51:36

automation there, all the robots

00:51:39

are doing there and something apparently happened in the winter

00:51:41

and here they are with these

00:51:43

these closets are dirty and they are packed, I want the Vongola

00:51:47

to be there where his overalls are, a uniform

00:51:50

than a good question, probably

00:51:53

because it’s hot there and you don’t want to be in the workshop

00:51:56

inside, they were allowed in makifa shorts, I’m really

00:51:59

proud to poke at the jobar bar.

00:52:03

I understand, well, then it turns out that the conflict is

00:52:06

exhausted, the closet is exhausted, I’m taking it from and the neck is there with my

00:52:09

delivery person, a nonsense pharmacy, hello hello, that’s

00:52:13

all, just to leave,

00:52:17

you need to first go

00:52:19

to 28 with the checks and Armen will issue you a checkout there,

00:52:23

well, at least I’m happy, you

00:52:26

can be like that with you in q&q

00:52:30

thank you so much for the whole second

00:52:36

that this is probably the cards there by the courts to hand over

00:52:40

when I get home I have to do everything

00:52:42

happily wait let me get you out so I can let you out or else

00:52:44

now they’ll put you in prison like

00:52:47

this hold on scar scar even all of Russia be

00:52:50

so happy

00:52:52

the card is not bad

00:52:56

Polish

00:52:57

yours to keep for yourself and the

00:53:02

kolyunya there for you now one stupid one

00:53:06

will come with checks for the closet, we pack in full

00:53:08

before they fine the windows for everything or

00:53:11

put them in prison when the gang from the represented the

00:53:13

dummies to the closet wanted to bring dakine

00:53:15

leader let's draw it yes it's clear

00:53:19

50/50 come on yes that's it

00:53:21

will come

00:53:24

.

00:53:26

[applause]

00:53:29

so, but with your documents everything is in order,

00:53:32

but I have questions about your things, you

00:53:36

see, dear, not only do I have

00:53:39

questions about things that I only took all the

00:53:41

essentials, the

00:53:43

essentials,

00:53:44

why do you need 50 bottles of perfume, what are we you

00:53:47

're going to sell there for new ones,

00:53:50

but also in the pool it can take a

00:53:54

lot of chlorine, well, you

00:53:57

're not going to pour out perfume in the bass

00:54:02

1 why do you need air mattresses, well, you

00:54:06

'll be swimming on all three at once,

00:54:10

I want to inflate them there and this air is

00:54:14

Turkish bringing it here like

00:54:18

this means, oh well, why do you need three bags of

00:54:23

sand, well, why

00:54:26

can there be dirty sand in there? It’s a [ __ ], but it’s

00:54:30

not a [ __ ], when

00:54:34

you find out what she did with this sand

00:54:37

so that it would become clean, she

00:54:39

washed it in a washing machine and

00:54:42

now we have sand with the aroma of

00:54:44

alpine freshness and now we don’t have a

00:54:46

washing machine, just let’s say

00:54:51

why do we need two bags of sugar and

00:54:53

guess what, the

00:54:56

roads will be sea salty bingo you guessed it

00:55:01

okay yes and

00:55:03

why do you need a bag of coffee there in

00:55:07

Turkey there is coffee, you know,

00:55:09

just in Turkey, it’s very expensive, they

00:55:11

cheat tourists out of their money, they

00:55:13

take it here, why should I take

00:55:16

it there, but to bring it from there, like,

00:55:19

it’s Turkish coffee, it’s really smart, a

00:55:23

liter of whiskey, and so we’re there, it’s mine, it’s a

00:55:27

sedative, another liter from me will come in handy, have a

00:55:32

good rest,

00:55:34

thank you, thank you It’s a pity for you that we

00:55:37

flew to Turkey, you know where in the country of

00:55:40

Oz we should fly to a great feat of brains, should we

00:55:43

take it and we

00:55:44

’ll definitely fly there

00:55:48

[applause]

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