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[music]
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so the main thing is not to panic, don’t stress
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yourself out at all, they shot at me once and
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couldn’t move anything alive from the first
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[music]
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shot, I’m entering a resource state,
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what state did you shoot the person, you
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need to call an ambulance, don’t you dare, don’t you dare,
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what are you doing, they’ll call the screws, you it’s us
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And damn sure we’re the screws, so it’s not all
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lost We just need to figure out how to
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get rid of the
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corpse, that’s not what I’m not
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involved in And if
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[music]
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then
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I have nothing to lose anyway
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Well, come on, Come on, spank
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me, give yourself another ten throw it on,
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come on,
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come on, let
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me go to prison, they can’t [ __ ] me there
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anymore
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How quietly are you a fool or
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something, you’ve calmed down Yeah, a little bit
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You have a murder weapon in your
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hands [ __ ]
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[music]
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your
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[music]
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I came up with everything, I’ll clean her out of the network, I’ll delete
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all the photos accounts and everything, it’s as if it did
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n’t exist, but it’s a
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great plan.
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Yes, and where are we going
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to put the body? We’ll dissolve it in acid
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in acid. Where the [ __ ] can we get it? You
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watched the movie, well, I don’t know, suggest. Am I the only
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one who needs to be creative here? Palych
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[music]
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call Hello Palych the red cat Malyuka
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[ __ ] you with your red cat Yes, I'm
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serious, the red cat already got
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acid
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damn damn
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damn I never thought about shooting
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This is so cool I liked it so much, come on,
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please, come on,
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my mother also loved to shoot We
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used to come here often with the whole family. Cool,
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you used to have a normal family. Well, yes,
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but dad has changed. In fact, he was the one who
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helped you unblock the block.
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You know, we even
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talked to him normally yesterday and it seems to me
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that he heard me, you know, I don’t believe in the fact
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that parents can change, and he’s like
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this for you not because of harmfulness, but this is
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just a different generation. Listen, well, your
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parents accepted you. Well, they accepted you
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because they don’t give a damn about me, you know,
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two fives, dyed hair, cigarettes,
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I couldn’t attract them in any way attention, that
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is, porn Yes, thanks to them, Eva
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Elfie appeared, and Eva Elfie really wants you to
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go with her to Prague tomorrow and help
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film the movie
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Oh, well, I’m not a director, come on, you’re
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creative, you have a cool look, we
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’ll hire a cameraman and shoot a cool one and
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get porn
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Oscar
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Oops please Please post What is
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USC giving for this? Yes Can you imagine,
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especially since I’ve always dreamed of making a video with
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my boyfriend, please
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Please, let’s try it cool for
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money, don’t worry, you’ll get
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paid for everything, flights and accommodation, and even a
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salary, which is real they’ll even pay for it
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Yes,
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of course
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[music]
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cool
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[music]
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Well, there are other ideas
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[music]
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smart guy, split it up,
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we
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dismembered it, but
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no, we’ll get her out
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of here in this bag. Well, that’s also an option,
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and then
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they’ll find it, but only in another city
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will they rush to find where it’s from arrived and everyone
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will
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disown
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[music]
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Hello, the body won’t throw itself onto the train I’m
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dragging I’m
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dragging I’m
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dragging
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stand
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you
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thought that we wouldn’t
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find out anything, popped champagne there quietly and
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wanted to quietly retire to retirement no,
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we won’t let you go that easily people,
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pull yourself up, come on, come on, come out,
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come here,
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come on
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Congratulations,
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congratulations
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[applause]
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congratulations on this
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Guys
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[applause]
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so congratulations, I’m proud to have served next to
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you [music]
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can I take a selfie with a national hero?
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And I’m just Dad is your fan, he says there are
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no such honest police officers anymore
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exists, he is right, I have
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a toast, everyone says that you were a good
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policeman, but next to me you were always
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bad because we are
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Narnia
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cops. I am very glad that I came under your wing
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and served next to you because you are a
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real honest policeman who
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loves your
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work Semyon Sergeevich can I
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ask you a favor
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Give
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me the last
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order
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Semenov Call the
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Killer bar Killer bar is great
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great order Find some
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cool place and Book everyone on the
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list at the expense of the
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bosses and so that not a single living soul at
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work After five I’ll see
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[applause ]
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let's kill let's go
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cool slaughter bar slaughter
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[music]
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Barva Where did you get it? You took it and ran to the editing room
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and the bag, who the [ __ ] needs your bag with a
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corpse Do you know how many cells there are outside
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my jurisdiction? Well, for now,
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you'll put Svetka in prison and she doesn't
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exist, you'll help
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No,
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let's screw it, you have a small problem,
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of course you're a dead woman in the car, let's
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solve this somehow, I'll go, I
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still need an Alibi, you can't hang that on me
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[laughter]
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already
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hung up attention fire alarm urgently
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poke
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[applause]
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room I'll give him 100 once he said that
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the gun was not a toy, he waved
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it and shot the girl before my eyes.
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So you are a witness, thank God. Well, and
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her corpse is in the trunk, we’ll put this [ __ ] in the trunk, we
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just need to get the case moving, you’re stupid, you have
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a case in the trunk, who are you going to put in the trunk,
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he’s a murderer Palych, he should be in
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prison, he should And he will shut us down, what do
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n’t you understand? Who are you fighting against? He’s a
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general. And tomorrow, God forbid, he
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becomes president. God forbid, you understand what kind of
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connections he has. Yes, any examination will be on
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his side. Well, And on our side
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truth Yes, there is no truth, it doesn’t
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exist who will believe you are right and who will
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believe you And earlier you could make a fuss
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You had subscribers but now
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you are no one, an ordinary cop and
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no one will listen to you so
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finish it and when I finish You
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that I can’t live with this you can
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you can get drunk for a week then
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God forbid I go to games
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Switch I can’t put him in jail as his wife
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listen to me carefully Stas needs a Father
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at home and not a hero in prison I
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understand that’s why now let’s go to my
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dacha Let’s take two shovels from the shed and film
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We cover the cucumbers for the summer Yes, what
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cucumbers in general we wrap the corpses and near the
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swamp But where did you and I shoot the ducks?
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Remember, we’ll bury there in the summer the swamp
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will be filled up so that the sun will be on the floor You understand
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me, you understand
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I
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understood it
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perfectly Stas son
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Forgive me, I have so much piled up I didn’t
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have time to go to the shooting range, post for God’s sake Well,
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okay, Lord, dad, let’s go again, yes,
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dad, let’s go to the shooting range. I wanted
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to tell you that I want to
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go somewhere to
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relax for a couple of weeks. And so this is son, That’s
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great, great. Let’s go together
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dad Where are you going to go? Let's
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go somewhere far away. And to the island
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on the ramparts, you know how cool it is there, there's no
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Internet, there's no temple, let's
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go today. Damn, I can't do it today, I
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need to wash the car. Let's go tomorrow, dad. Something
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happened.
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No,
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definitely
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not. son, we need to talk
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I don’t want to deceive you I don’t want to
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hide anything from you
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you Stas Listen, how can you watch the video
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and dad there f ID must be
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unlocked first You
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wanted to talk And nothing else then It doesn’t matter what
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this dito is, well, the phone should
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count the
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owner's face is a face and the photo will work No, you need a
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living
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face, there is no living face And without a face you can
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somehow have
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the owner's finger, there is a finger Thank you son
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[music] [music
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]
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[music]
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a
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We will only have bloggers here
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[laughter]
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millionaires
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[music]
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[music ]
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We will only have millionaire bloggers here
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[music]
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[music]
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ah
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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a
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[music]
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[music]
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arisa Thank you Thank you Thank you my
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dears You
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like
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me
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Subscribe you are going to vote
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even the heroes from I
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was made, then I’ll honestly
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tell you I’m not a hero, I’m a
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blogger There is no blogger without his subscribers,
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just like there is no president without his
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people, the blogger knows how to make his
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audience happy And I know how to
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make our country happy,
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you’re not a blogger You’re a
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killer Yes, you’re
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right, I’m
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a killer murderer of
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corruption murderer of social inequality
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foreign intervention kill
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crime you are not a murderer of crime
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You are a murderer you killed a girl And before my
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eyes I have a video and the body of a girl
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in the trunk people up to the route you eyes Vozhe I’m
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deceiving
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Look, there’s nothing here
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[music]
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[applause ]
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arrest
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[music]
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good Hello
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Hello Look like yeah yeah and all this is
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the minimum Wow, you just ca
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n’t be seen Turn on the lights Listen, I wo
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n’t fly with you tomorrow Why
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Because I don’t want to watch
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others [ __ ] you with this everything is abnormal and my
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advice to you is to stop with it Stas Are you
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drunk or what’s wrong with you No you were right
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it was hormones but thanks to you I
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realized that I want a normal relationship I’m
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sorry but what are we like with you Yes we have a
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shitty relationship You [ __ ] with others on
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the camera is [ __ ] [ __ ] up
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Stas everything is fine
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I don’t know
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[applause]
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[music]
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you were squeezing me Hello How are you I’m from
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the planet that is not visible I came to
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ask While studying the world who is a
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free person for you the main friend and enemy
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for yourself, don’t make it up yourself and don’t believe in
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tears Free your mind from all deafness
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create your world of Kazan and
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[music]
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hands
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create
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[music]
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your
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create
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[music]
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your
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[music]
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create create
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[music]
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[music]
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create I swear when exercising the
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powers of the President of our Great
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Country
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to respect the rights and
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human freedom to defend sovereignty and
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independence, the security and integrity of
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the state faithfully
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[laughter]
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serve
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[music]
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[laughter]
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[music]
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what have you done to the people?
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How could you choose me? And this is the game of
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my mother’s oppositionists. Where were you
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looking or what were you usually they decided that
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nothing depended on you and, as a joke, leaked
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your
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voice How do you like this
00:24:22
[laughter]
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joke And what do you now hope that
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I can get you out of your ass into the country in
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about 5 years and Russ caps
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[laughter]
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just
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Imagine that you are crawling along the path,
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you are dying of thirst and heat, there
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are scorpions and snakes around you, but
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then you
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come across an oasis at your complete
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disposal, but only for 5 minutes, what
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will you do
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and drink one glass of water, eat an
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orange and crawl
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further No, you greedily drink water and
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try to carry it away
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you can do the same with power, a person is an
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Egoist. Yes, if his power is limited, he
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will do everything only for
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his own sake, and now Imagine that you got Azis
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forever. Would you want to rob him?
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No, of course, you would want this to be the
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best place on Earth because you will live until
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the end of your days you will take care of him
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and
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look after him, the
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people and the president are one
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family, and a family, as you
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know, is not
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chosen by one
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country, one
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president,
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and even what cannot happen one day
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may also be human destinies are so similar, we are
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all destined to
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live, mistakes, search and comparison
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help us live, dream, decide the Universe
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equation to strive for the stars and
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fly we are different but we are all
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alike we are
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destined to dream and live and even what
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cannot be one day can also
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be
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[music]
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and even what cannot be one day can also
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be [music]
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