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well

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[music]

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[music]

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in our tolerant society, not all

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young men will become grandfathers,

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some of them will become grandmothers my

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vagai we are followers

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thank you to everyone who has been watching my videos for two hundred and forty years

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[applause]

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friend Petrovna

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me emptiness what she will do to Howie

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crazy

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but I love her so much that she’s already dead

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and she’s left and I’m turning

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goodbye to the camp and pooping todo va thing

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how to get off of her I’ll just come up and the

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earth will accept you flat for

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so long I’ve been waiting and waiting for you yes I

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I just looked at the right program on the

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first button, the voice go, what is the voice of these

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snow people singing, it’s

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worth it, it’s driving the children three meters into the three-meter height,

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but you don’t get it, and the sotik is

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afraid to turn around, it’s called the voice of the

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children, what’s the meaning of the first button, what’s

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the meaning of

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ours, how we live and nothing

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has changed in 200 years, and you heard that house-2

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wants to be closed until a hundred years, they are going to hold on for a

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hundred years, and often they

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will close it for sure, I already saw the lead dome,

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they brought the

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office robe, the third vegetable has begun,

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mechanical war, what are you doing, and who is the

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pulley? everything given to her against eggplants

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fell dimond, because of this, the dollar

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collapsed and now the dollar costs not 5 but two

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two buckets of rubles,

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it’s amazing how healthy and normal my health is,

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I’m living in the second century, I’ve

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transplanted all the organs in myself from

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every

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animal, Ken raised it herself and I

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transplanted it myself, so we give it, and now I have

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without a liver, instead of a liver, an icon of what beets, and

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instead of a brain, you know what, a pumpkin,

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yes, there was a repo early, what did you sew on

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me, then they cost me a stomach

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bag of speech, chewed on [ __ ]

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chewed ones, understand, but for me, in general

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nothing of my own is left, but in general

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I still have his, then by retirement,

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time has no power over true

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values,

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the pension will not change, I want you,

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what will I have to not take, I plowed on the farm all summer

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, my back is on the lich fish that I’m not there

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to eat the land without my war,

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bitcoins, biscuits for you for your deceased,

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run your cattle with your salt, why

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then did he try the molecular

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cuisine and that’s it, why did you serve the

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molecular dad there is nothing and they didn’t

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give him the molecular one now the whole

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executioner molecule

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is answering how difficult it is through the forest here

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I imagine I imagine it like this, you

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print out a new cat and that’s it, I

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printed it out, I ran out of wool in the

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printer, the

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program for new affordable housing, I

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was waiting for it, but listen, affordable

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housing, I’ll fly away earlier, I did it, it means I

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collected money, dug a pit and

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poured money abroad and now

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Chagin is a swindler and he collects money and the

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new settlers live in the whole crowd in a pit

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so it’s convenient like you why of course

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it’s all according to the law

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and the new settlers are happy

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this is an election for details then let’s quickly

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go to the most let’s say this is the retina of

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the eye so this is a photograph head DNA test for

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got DNA

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about what the sweat from the forehead is necessary to

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we from left to right said hope the devil didn’t

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have time to

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teach the next elections give only the

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athlete’s food if the map soon the elections will be reduced

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from 5 to 3 per second legs take be

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late this I want to be late

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I heard that there is a traffic jam on the thirty-sixth

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transport ring on 36 to zone

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51 and the hands of the barges are all turning around summer

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pothole repairs,

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this is incomprehensible for Moscow, this is for the

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regions, the joke of the barrels has arrived, these are the

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dens you returned and the pearlescent cyber elbow

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to yes, I went to, as always, I meet

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cyber magnifying glasses,

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so why did you go around,

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welcome on the basis

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of what types of tablets

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came out new for a walk, inserted

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and so the super group, turn it out and the den is

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still standing like that, the water is on the forehead and get 200,000 of

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his wife and so that they are crazy 250

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thousand kilojoules the floor needs to dance for half an hour

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10 9 8

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[applause]

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[ music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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ah-ah-ah mole lives with me I need to

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buy a new fur coat for a long time now

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and who are you talking to the

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fur coat says it’s my ride I need to buy a new fur coat

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will finish the tambourine

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[music]

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[applause ]

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[music]

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at night in the kitchen, don’t open your mouth, wait, wait,

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don’t go,

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help me, who is it, I’m the refrigerator, it’s

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very hard to breathe, open me, open

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me, hurry up, I’m choking,

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open it, it’s much better listen,

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look, there’s something pressing on me from above, it really

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hurts, what’s there, what’s there from dumplings

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yes yes definitely take them away hurray well I don’t know but

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put them on the table

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listen there on the side there’s something else pinching

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the soda then take it away and where are you quick

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listen there’s something underneath something else underneath

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Maria herd

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mayonnaise take away the rings don’t press no I took it

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but I'll take it away

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David and who is this table

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putting pressure on me something from above protection for

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change or something but I'm going to die now

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I just can't fat veins Kirovany

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eat them yes I don't want to anymore

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[applause]

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where is

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[music]

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Dima

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we are We agreed on a diet together,

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I’m just saving furniture, let’s quickly

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come to bed, man, who are you, I’m the

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TV remote control

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and my legs are itching, where are the

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buttons for changing channels,

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please scratch, okay, they’ll give me back and forth,

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thank you, and let’s lie down

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in the apartment, okay

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leave you here like that,

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everyone means far away, somewhere

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in the sofa, they’ll throw you straight up with the pillows up,

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shove them away from us, come on, not yet,

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everything’s fine, I’m on the floor, hello, sock

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nichosi,

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Ural, Spartak 33 Dima, what the hell is this,

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I’m shocked 3 3 before 7 minutes you go and

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drink some water yourself, you use the TV, you’re

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watching, well, why are you spitak,

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don’t come to me because you had a quarrel with your wife,

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maybe you’re the one who

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gives you a minibar there, clearly, yes, there’s nothing

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pressing, it’s itchy, but the problem is that’s all in not

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normal, I’ll check anyway, well,

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you smoke, no problem, it’s better to give wine

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[music]

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hi bro,

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hi bro, listen anyway in the car, give

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me a lift somewhere, yes, I don’t care about a light bulb, what a

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gift do I care about a light bulb, what kind of

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light bulb do I need, the main thing is not DPR ha

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saving I can’t stand these

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stingy people

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and I got behind the wheel, I drank, oh well then

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good sconce good brother of good about good

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sconce sconce sconce dobrov ribs brother with

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robot with great-great-great-great

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we have guests again in our head before

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you’re drunk you’re drunk who are you talking to

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don’t give me up bro

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niz dombra

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what did you say and who are you asking you I

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’m asking it didn’t become clearer again I’m

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asking you who you’re talking to think about it

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she can’t hear you seriously you’re

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fat I have a stupid hairstyle on my crooked legs

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what do you

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have to do with it but you have it there for hears from

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my mother telling me the case is important and who is it who

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says it’s me who is

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phobic and keeps the old ladies from falling asleep and mine has been a

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whole year already and I and my life have been living I need to

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buy a new fur coat in

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and who are you talking to talk to you and

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my ezd I

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need to buy a new fur coat eat up let's buy your

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wife that you have a colossus of coils

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everything has gone crazy in the form of a fur coat the husband has completely

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drunk himself completely gone off the rails has finished drinking

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bestow on yourself look listen to

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yourself stand

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listen to me don't quarrel because in life

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we only hear the one we want to hear

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and the most important thing is to hear each other

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what the right words thank you for the advice

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wise floor lamp what floor lamp it’s me almost

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in the next room invest in sleep I won’t go to bed

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date

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[applause]

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause]

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don’t bother me roaring

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[music]

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don’t do damage

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[music]

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king

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[music]

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if a woman has tears flowing, it means her

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brain is overheated and she is simply draining the

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condensation

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[music]

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[music]

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because of gasoline, and for what kind of gasoline,

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which costs 44 rubles, everyone is crying for

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them and they didn’t guess, these are the ones like

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my first attempt burned out, yes so you would have immediately

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warned that this game is like ha ha ha

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I would have thought about the first hypothesis

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and said thought we forgot to call

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bought a

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court and a report on the tips we have wives and

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children please from here this is not a

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hint but just a hint where

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to go cube and in the present and you live before for the

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teachers, our Russian man was

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someone but to pay and therefore some kind of

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famous did not become so it’s been a long time since this is

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generally immortal with us, so this

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cheerful voice is sitting instead of Bilan,

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Bella, Lord, such is the

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food at the end, yes, calm down, you’re all in

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okay with your Bilan thank God up to

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300 rubles down the drain there you know

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man you can shut up I want to say the

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Titanic didn’t die there there’s no wake you’re

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stopping me from roaring and making read the magicians

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I’m getting married I’m helping whose for you I

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can’t cry anymore and I’ll teach you

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look there is a difference, the way look at

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one point like this, look don’t blink

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or your eyes are the way what are you baking by the way,

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you know these are speech defects they

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help develop this stock of synonyms

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I have a vocabulary like Pushkin like

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someone like Lermontov

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the man

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was get out of here or shut up

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by the way, give me what does this mean 2 means this is like

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days the day the cocktail is over, so I’m thinking of

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patenting this sound about what every

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cocktail has an opponent, no one has an opponent and

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so Brigitte everything in the world hoarseness

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money is not dripping hook day hook fish

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day day of the coolest Shurik

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bro you why is it relaxing here glyco

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come on just without hysterics Lana

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why aren't you on a hoverboard firstly I can't

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pass through the doorway on a hoverboard

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secondly you're the last one working

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there you have to go alone sell the hoverboards

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sell sura you honestly

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no one sees your top sall ah I pulled it out

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while the unisin was roaring with all his might in society, I didn’t understand, I’m

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calming down, and who is the pepper with the

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key to the cable that holds the hoverboard together?

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biting your hair don't do

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n't twitch so you won't attack don't

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twitch orlov pavel

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speak normally good mimicked and

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skinny Vicky no one can understand you

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speak normally the features were respected as he

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says he stops wants how do you

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feel about my feelings Seryozha you're

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not like that I'm not like that so I understand you’re sitting here

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laughing at me with some morons on the

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take your key

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you yourself you’re strange trousers are not the first time I

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’ve seen him burning on take your keys

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these are not my keys it’s a sin to add people

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suck all the trees are my keys and

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then he’s not their correct conclusion had

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a fire or after all they returned the keys

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really and in general Auchan, [ __ ] you

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if we and the clients would turn it on, throw

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it must be done to the hoverboard buys from us,

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the alteration is very interesting, we tried the whole

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channel, no, when people have two legs,

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let’s not break the boundaries of anything

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on this the thing has never been like this in the fall of copper,

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yes, and we trained for prices there, yes, there are no

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gardeners, the king, we stood up incorrectly, we

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steeled correctly, he has no, yes, in front of ti,

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I’m trading with a monkey

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when it’s not the mafia, you’re in the front-ass of everything,

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bro, how are you really, you have 4

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sales in the back of the vulture, this psychology

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understood 1 time slender woman buy yourself

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anything you want

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so you give this to the south of Russia yours and I

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’ll go to that one over there who’s upset about the

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ATM movie and TV

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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so we agreed, yes today in the park

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and behind the trash heap for everyone yes yes everything is fine

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no I haven’t lowered a single degree why in

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the morning with the army

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[music]

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[music]

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what kind of

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[music]

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[applause]

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Victor

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yes that means we agreed yes today in

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the park and behind the garbage dump everyone yes yes everything

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is fine no no I didn’t lower the degree

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why is it with the army in the morning, yes,

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it’s just take a knife to cut the snack, and

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today, at the risk of biting, we wouldn’t cut it,

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okay, well, if you highlight, they only see too

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much, otherwise I’m sitting on the box today, well,

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let’s do it at 7 o’clock, let’s do it all while

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it’s a miracle it’s time t12 to start

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getting ready for

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hello, we

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just saw you

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in the morning, did

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you see each other every time you come and say hello

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and I’m scared why are you scared, I

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think your wife doesn’t have a wife, she

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left you, so I’m scared, I think you

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came back and what are you doing today? early then I

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decided earlier while you are adequate we

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need to talk well and yes and

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give something urgent what what happened what happened

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then

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let me go

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dynasty let me out I

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will always be there well come on then okay let’s go

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today means until 7 free 7 o’clock

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I have a business meeting without her is absolutely

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impossible there people are serious there is something

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wrong longer let them 15 we are at

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risk of eating today mom don’t cut I

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left the time let me go just

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let me go I would be with you all the time and I

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don’t see my family just like I don’t

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see your family here either it’s only for

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the good,

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let me go at least for the new year,

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what’s the new year or something, I think that I’m going to put a

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note on the drawers, freeze my

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ass, put this all this

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outside, I’ll give it all the garden, let it go, come on,

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go, go, okay, just

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let's agree that you won't drink for 10 days,

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as I will do,

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rest, sleep, because if I don't drink,

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how will I fall asleep, they smell, answered

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what are you talking about, but you know this better, you and the

00:27:46

whole family give stones

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for the New Year to yourself as a family, and

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we are already ladies the whole family came to you,

00:28:01

we got you out of the intensive care unit, it was

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assigned for the day of the border guard, and I,

00:28:08

the border guard, didn’t have you, the border guards shot you down, she said that

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you wanted to cross the border from Latvia

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on your own skin,

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have

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reports on I didn’t stop just because I

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caught you, the rubber bullets didn’t

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stop me,

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let me go home, kids they are waiting for a husband like a

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husband to

00:28:39

like a man and what a heap of a woman or something how

00:28:46

uncomfortable I wandered around naked yesterday

00:28:49

it turns out you saw everything there, not

00:28:53

only I saw everything

00:28:56

there, the whole bus saw everything, two

00:28:59

stops, I saw the worst there because of

00:29:04

smartphones

00:29:07

I Kokorin and mom agreed for you at

00:29:10

a loss

00:29:16

and I don’t and I don’t want the line I want to do well

00:29:28

come on you fox will have a

00:29:31

bunch of bunny want a wolf bear frog

00:29:34

and 4 could what kind of formed adult

00:29:40

drinking man

00:29:43

and teremok and in general what what what my

00:29:46

partners in the townspeople I’ll say if instead of

00:29:49

you he sees a frog, they won’t say anything,

00:29:53

you’ve been drinking acetone there for a year already, you’ve been drinking acetone, the only one who

00:29:57

sees something there is

00:30:04

red, we treated you, and you’re in trouble,

00:30:09

my drowned, lucky ones,

00:30:14

and reduce it for a second, I’m naked for my

00:30:16

service, but there are no visual images, wait,

00:30:19

I’ll tell you I visualize the windshield wiper

00:30:24

what is needed part

00:30:27

well, like where where where

00:30:31

good evening creating evil childbirth

00:30:37

allow me to introduce myself the model from whom

00:30:39

to catch the scale Berdyansky

00:30:45

is lying Vasya pipettes on

00:30:50

not even Vasya Vitya pipettes watch not all the same

00:30:54

in the first place without seeing Victor this is what the

00:30:57

difference is to the miracle it is necessary tupsi at spend it, but

00:31:00

let us and my friend Albina go for the New

00:31:03

Year, because of you, the drunk, she doesn’t see the children;

00:31:06

she has five children sitting in a hollow in someone else’s tree, they did

00:31:11

n’t immediately say that the children in the hollow

00:31:13

are sitting for me, for the sake of the children in the hollow, I’ll give up

00:31:16

drinking altogether, go, go, of course go ahead,

00:31:20

I’ll quit drinking altogether for this, and

00:31:23

I’ll tell my drunken friends not to drink,

00:31:34

my dear friends, let’s stop drinking altogether,

00:31:37

not only on

00:31:40

holidays, forever, because it’s no good

00:31:43

when children sit in a hollow tree,

00:31:45

children even network in a warm apartment,

00:31:48

and in general, let’s do this that the dish and the

00:31:51

squirrels and met only the zoo

00:32:01

to close up,

00:32:04

we agreed on

00:32:07

the main [applause]

00:32:24

[music]

00:32:26

Gavrilov’s and that’s not looming bullets,

00:32:30

I haven’t looked at it all yet

00:32:34

[music] [

00:32:53

applause] [

00:32:56

music]

00:33:09

[music]

00:33:11

in a beautiful body I don’t care what kind of spirit

00:33:17

[ music]

00:33:22

Dmitry Vladislavovich who

00:33:27

was talking about what she is working at our plant

00:33:31

in your controller department because

00:33:36

What are you saying, but what’s inside

00:33:45

Gavrilova’s sweatshirt? Go for a walk, seta,

00:33:48

learn what they asked to go through, even we have

00:33:51

little strength, she’ll think at all, at the end of

00:33:52

the day, we don’t understand why I don’t

00:33:55

understand anything, I can’t, I’m

00:33:56

married, so it’s comrades, so

00:34:03

Gavrilova, turn away, embarrass

00:34:05

food,

00:34:06

mouth, appear like this now we are used to a

00:34:08

little wind in the face very bad good to

00:34:12

me that means this is the same comrades let’s

00:34:18

already propose to approve Gavrilova to go

00:34:21

on working work is not a wolf to

00:34:25

go to work but how do you need to

00:34:30

force an application in the entire form so

00:34:32

said that means the last name is gavrilova

00:34:36

you are writing the name Svetlana Paul by the way

00:34:42

above stupid questions gender need to her

00:34:46

gender all Gavrilova all

00:34:51

meant like this about myself I’m writing about myself it means

00:34:55

she’s a beauty and a member of the Komsomol since 1908 for 2 years they wo

00:34:59

n’t let me correct first the member of the

00:35:01

wolf from the ems of 1982 and in the same

00:35:03

regard

00:35:04

everyone understood that at first it was a Soviet

00:35:06

woman joins the Komsomol and then

00:35:08

becomes a beauty, the

00:35:09

width of timely Russian contributions

00:35:12

is made this woman is beautiful like this, so

00:35:15

deep, well, well, now we’ll all

00:35:19

wait for the chief accountant, I’m voting, I’m

00:35:21

late for work

00:35:27

in the art hall house, well, where do you

00:35:29

get where you go,

00:35:31

we approve Gavrilov for the competition,

00:35:33

Mister gloss 85 girl forgive me and you are

00:35:40

sick Tamara Polna Gavrilova is not sick

00:35:45

she fully meets the requirements of the

00:35:48

fourth swimsuit competition,

00:35:50

besides, she is the only

00:35:52

woman who does not blush in one swimsuit

00:35:54

and where is the

00:35:57

knowledge base

00:35:59

before the fourth swimsuit competition

00:36:02

there will be three more competitions all of them 3

00:36:04

name and judging by how

00:36:07

ready Gavrilov is for 4 competition 1 3

00:36:09

absolutely nothing that you offer I

00:36:15

propose to send Gavrilov like this every

00:36:17

May

00:36:18

[music]

00:36:19

I haven’t sewed it yet I have considered it I propose to

00:36:26

send to the competition a person who will

00:36:29

absolutely win the 1 3 competition and 4

00:36:32

competition the person will no longer decide anything,

00:36:35

well, for example, some kind of

00:36:38

chief accountant, we have two more chief

00:36:48

accountants on earth, I’m afraid Tamara is

00:36:52

full of herself, well, it’s still

00:36:57

like a beauty contest, they’re a knowledge contest,

00:37:00

so as not to say that I’m ugly very

00:37:04

soon at the factory salary if

00:37:05

necessary, the whole plant will sign that I’m

00:37:07

beautiful

00:37:10

Tamara is plump, don’t get started, you or or

00:37:12

got along, you just understand,

00:37:15

Miss is participating in the competition, unmarried and we are like everyone else

00:37:19

in minutes, not

00:37:20

recently, I barely got married, San Sanych,

00:37:24

believe me, this does not stop me from

00:37:26

staying miss

00:37:32

[music]

00:37:35

definitely friends, but if purely

00:37:38

theoretically, Tamara is full,

00:37:41

look, in the first three competitions, she

00:37:43

will beat everyone to the ball,

00:37:46

the question is whether she can

00:37:48

win at least

00:37:50

the ball in the fourth swimsuit competition, I see you have never received a salary from duct tape,

00:37:55

and have never for

00:37:59

the summer I didn’t receive a year and why do I

00:38:01

get it every other time over the years it wasn’t you don’t

00:38:05

get distracted here’s the lobster she wants for the

00:38:08

competition miss you lose 85 then Marfana you’re

00:38:12

talking as if you’ve already

00:38:13

won these three competitions from Omer Pasha

00:38:15

very much known by all Gavrila at

00:38:18

least 4 the competition is ready all year always

00:38:23

ducks wake up the blanket

00:38:25

please throw away the fourth goal you can

00:38:30

say said and 5 the competition rolled for 5

00:38:34

and I’m ready then the

00:38:37

mara is full let’s look at it from the

00:38:39

other side you’ll go and not

00:38:42

moved, they will still talk Tamara

00:38:45

Pola, we have a compressor lesson, it’s not

00:38:48

beautiful, she can also lose to

00:38:51

her, then she doesn’t care, she’s beautiful

00:38:58

san sanych san-san gift of the third Sasha

00:39:01

velvet navel

00:39:08

so comrades, I understand your concerns

00:39:11

about my participation in the fourth

00:39:13

competition, but I propose Still,

00:39:15

take a risk and bet on the fact that it

00:39:18

will be cold that day and by the fourth

00:39:20

competition I will be stupidly shriveled, I both have

00:39:25

already taken risks, I propose to take

00:39:27

half a risk and, so to speak, and send it to the competition

00:39:30

as well, in minutes, Nikolai Semyonych will definitely win 1 3 competitions

00:39:32

game then, of course, he was dressed in disguise

00:39:40

or he was dressed to

00:39:42

love, call yourself the first competition and the

00:39:45

history of the plant, well, who

00:39:46

knows our history of our

00:39:49

plant like Nikolai Semyonovich from the first day from the first peg,

00:39:50

so to speak, the second competition is here and

00:39:54

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin seems to me to be swimming in the material

00:39:57

and the third April competition

00:40:03

plenum of the Central Committee of the CPSU

00:40:05

that's what Nikolayevich was talking about but he

00:40:08

wasn't present at it, well of course 4 the

00:40:13

competition is preparing some surprise for the public

00:40:17

shift Nikolay Semyonovich may not

00:40:19

turn around

00:40:21

and I have nothing to hide

00:40:26

so comrades what do you want

00:40:29

and my comrades wanted to ask why you are

00:40:32

so Gavrilova

00:40:33

if there is anything we can take She is under

00:40:36

patronage, which kind of patronage we have here, this is

00:40:39

that medical examinations, the children, the

00:40:43

runner, everything is a mess here, so

00:40:47

let’s vote for this already, who is for

00:40:50

Gavrilova, who is for the goods,

00:40:55

I understood now until the tape runs out,

00:40:58

we don’t have any conversations in it,

00:41:01

well, this is for I’m teaching you not to inject, but the problem is

00:41:10

solved, Gavrilova is going

00:41:12

[music]

00:41:18

come on, Ivan, why are we going to the medical examination

00:41:26

[applause] [music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music

00:41:38

] [

00:41:40

applause]

00:41:43

[music]

00:41:44

[applause]

00:41:47

for your compliments thank you dear

00:41:52

you know me and better than anyone else

00:41:58

Olga sweet character traits found

00:42:02

this you watched theme

00:42:05

attentive end of chaos

00:42:22

[music]

00:42:48

good evening friends hello

00:42:51

my wife has arrived from Yekaterinburg

00:42:54

Nadezhda is on her leg

00:42:59

very worried she’s worried behind the scenes

00:43:01

I’m standing and now I want to your

00:43:02

applause invite me to the stage my

00:43:04

wife hope for

00:43:05

you didn’t help

00:43:12

[applause]

00:43:14

what beautiful long

00:43:16

snow-white hair you have, what do you do with it

00:43:20

you didn’t buy it yourself they ask reliably made

00:43:26

me laugh

00:43:28

you know the thing is that Nadya

00:43:30

was offended by me today and I haven’t been talking to me since the morning,

00:43:31

I wrote a song and in the

00:43:34

song, ask why she’s offended, I’ll

00:43:37

dance, okay,

00:43:40

to decorate your song, what are you

00:43:45

offended about, tell me, my love,

00:43:48

that I’ve only been sober for 4 days,

00:43:54

that I get less Why is the neighbor offended by this,

00:43:59

of course not by the fact that

00:44:03

I walk around the apartment in shorts,

00:44:07

by the fact that everything in our house hangs on

00:44:10

snot,

00:44:11

by the fact that I’m borrowing the toilet, of course

00:44:17

you’re offended by this, of course not, or maybe

00:44:22

I cut my hair and I didn’t notice, but maybe

00:44:26

just in general because I’m a pig, what are

00:44:30

you offended by tell me not the same tell me

00:44:34

my dear I’m fat

00:44:45

you’re not fat no I’m fat you’re not fat

00:44:48

very fat you’re

00:44:53

not fat you’re not fat because you’re fat

00:44:55

you’re not fat very fat and not fat

00:45:00

and how fat you are, well, what are you saying

00:45:05

in vain, you’re upset, my depth and

00:45:09

baby, you’re a little too wide in the thigh

00:45:13

bone and my legs are a little weak to carry all this

00:45:19

rubber is not an amateur, but I love you,

00:45:24

a little hysterical, but I tolerate you, my

00:45:29

eyes are a little narrow, he saw the

00:45:32

wide nose face a little marce no

00:45:37

question slightly uneducated vindictive

00:45:42

always a little cross-eyed but it’s not a bat

00:45:47

and gloomy stooped always gloomy whatever

00:45:53

you want but not fat

00:46:01

you’re not fat no I’m fat and not tolstoy

00:46:05

she’s very lumpy and not fat

00:46:09

and you’re not I’m fat, I’m fat, you’re not fat,

00:46:12

I’m very fat, you’re not fat,

00:46:17

but

00:46:20

you for the compliments, thank you dear,

00:46:26

you know me better than anyone else, Olka

00:46:31

found some nice character traits like

00:46:34

this, you’re an inattentive observer,

00:46:38

cancel

00:46:45

you’re a bastard, my favorite lesson,

00:46:51

and I’m with this one I've been a bastard for 30 years already, you put up with me I

00:46:55

put up with a bastard I'm an ordinary

00:47:01

typical Russian family

00:47:05

[applause]

00:47:10

some kind of

00:47:21

black

00:47:22

clinic for

00:47:28

butchers

00:47:29

[applause]

00:47:37

[music]

00:47:38

[applause]

00:47:42

[music]

00:47:43

[applause]

00:47:46

botany I know chemistry I know plumbing

00:47:50

in a cycle it's convenient and I've mastered

00:47:53

Spanish this is a flea to no one savosina

00:47:58

and we sing distributions but but the pronunciation is

00:48:05

[music] the

00:48:36

speech suffers from the moonshine

00:48:42

still, why do

00:48:43

n’t you pull it often let’s

00:48:46

celebrate your birthday normally

00:48:48

eat listen 18 it’s like time flies with

00:48:51

fear they take it and let’s help what you

00:48:54

work there and deal with food, I’ve been

00:48:55

working on this drink for 20

00:48:59

years, you’ve been making moonshine for sentiment,

00:49:02

I’ll ask please, not the second moonshine, the

00:49:07

real Cuban ones, but I’ll feel it

00:49:11

and by the will of the cube, Ernesto Che Guevara himself

00:49:13

ruined Comandante for

00:49:20

all of us, the doctor named our son in honor of this promo,

00:49:24

Sense Leshenka in

00:49:28

honor of rum we don’t have Leshenka

00:49:32

Lyokha then it beats easily

00:49:36

so good to drink we haven’t started

00:49:39

celebrating yet Leshenka wasn’t born yet I’m

00:49:41

not talking about the extra

00:49:42

kilos right now Navy Day is coming I also

00:49:46

have the right full

00:49:54

you’re so good here you’re celebrating Navy Day you’re celebrating

00:49:58

Border Guard Day you’re celebrating tankman's day,

00:50:01

noting that it's not really your fault

00:50:03

and that our tank in Cuba on a border

00:50:06

ship was transporting a box to serve a miracle

00:50:11

right here, all the warmth, fire,

00:50:14

kindness, I'm gone, well, well, I

00:50:17

drank a good one right away, Dad, I can't stand the evening,

00:50:20

let's come here, we promised you

00:50:23

they could, if there are no deuces there is a motorcycle in the

00:50:25

ward, they will repay you thanks for the birth,

00:50:30

wow, this is a gift for another

00:50:32

thing in a year, it won’t take me out, oh my God, that’s enough,

00:50:39

she’s walking right here, she’s easy, she doesn’t even have any

00:50:41

tears, I’m sick of the wheels, I’m

00:50:43

also sick of my moonshine, we live in

00:50:45

this reed like cats reed what

00:50:49

is it before eating

00:50:50

you will catch is there really a lot of reed

00:50:53

we are still in the cube there it is there of this

00:50:56

reed it is right there they soldered this along the

00:50:59

route of the year and we are sitting ninth you

00:51:02

understand this in the fields and at the base yes you have

00:51:04

already told us this a hundred times we

00:51:05

Mom, we know by heart what will happen next, I’m

00:51:09

now the key and they’ll take away nothing, [ __ ]

00:51:12

a miracle, so we’re sitting, we know, we’re moving from our

00:51:17

place, there’s a Cuban missile crisis all around us, and

00:51:19

we have 80 liters of rum on the Google website and for

00:51:22

says you now, if you want to

00:51:24

get real Cuban rum, 8

00:51:26

kilograms of sugar and then he

00:51:30

hit him in the head with a coconut and that’s it and there’s no recipe

00:51:34

to imagine I still don’t know a kilogram of

00:51:37

sugar for what for a liter per bucket for

00:51:39

100 shafts maybe it’s not necessary, it’s just

00:51:41

given

00:51:43

I’m writing but I’m looking for I’ve been watching for 20 years I’m

00:51:47

also walking along this path, you understand, I’ll

00:51:50

get to Dion, even if it’s in Korean, but I’ll get to

00:51:54

the recipe,

00:51:59

he’ll find the recipe, what do you think, gave the keys to

00:52:02

the child, everything, all the care for the son, and

00:52:04

at least asked where to enroll,

00:52:07

I want to think, no, go to the

00:52:10

merchant fleet, naval son, what are you doing?

00:52:13

Claude is honored in the navy with even

00:52:16

such opportunities, that is, freedom where

00:52:19

coffee is your beach Paris to Australia

00:52:22

leather to America leather Africa

00:52:24

you want to go to Cuba you won’t come to seedlings you’ll

00:52:26

bring me the miracle of the common Shevchenko it doesn’t

00:52:30

matter where to go the main drunk is not a

00:52:32

site like dad with moonshine with his dent

00:52:35

I am the author of us first and he is from me

00:52:40

a man steel you what was I before this

00:52:42

robot in general and where the loader you

00:52:44

don’t understand to take the watch

00:52:45

botany I know chemistry I know plumbing

00:52:49

in glassblowing mastered Spanish and

00:52:53

Ashes Idaho thank you

00:52:56

don’t understand the truth what but but pronunciation then

00:53:01

I know the theory of photosynthesis, because if there’s something I do

00:53:04

n’t know, here’s a kilogram of sugar, he’ll start

00:53:06

on a bucket per liter on

00:53:07

half a hundred, or in general he got it with his Spanish

00:53:11

and you can at least not swear for your birthday

00:53:19

and in general you would put

00:53:21

another plate on the table of what is this for someone

00:53:23

but today my girlfriend Masha will come

00:53:26

to introduce you to the waters, a new person will come

00:53:31

and I need to add fresh ambrosia, I don’t

00:53:33

know, seriously, what kind of normal

00:53:36

girl will come to meet her parents

00:53:38

about moonshine, push with all her might, but a

00:53:43

normal girl is not an expert

00:53:46

at all, although

00:53:47

normally she won’t have to and it’s normal that I

00:53:49

had to remember it wasn’t all my life it

00:53:56

was cold then so from if I guess

00:54:00

run for champagne I’ll go and say then for

00:54:03

champagne it’s cool I hear about a motorcycle

00:54:05

let’s eat I did it all myself I say

00:54:08

okay let’s go headrests while I help my

00:54:11

assistants

00:54:12

hello hello my him oooh you

00:54:15

monsters, how's that in chemistry, you got a D

00:54:18

in botany, two when your parents

00:54:21

don't come to me, so I decided to come

00:54:23

to us myself guests, go to

00:54:28

apartment 58 and I know I've been on a motorcycle at least once,

00:54:31

but I'll take a ride, go while these

00:54:34

Alexey, good afternoon, I've been

00:54:48

dreaming for a long time I was hoping to meet you,

00:54:50

Alexey, to introduce me, but

00:54:53

unfortunately he ran away somewhere dad,

00:55:02

you are better than Mareeva, Mary

00:55:08

Ivanna, or the question is not then

00:55:13

modest but

00:55:15

vital stage of the game, how old are you,

00:55:19

45, and what does this

00:55:22

decline of nut fur

00:55:27

touran have to do with it? By

00:55:29

the way, about this, I wanted to

00:55:30

talk to you,

00:55:33

ask him what he loves you, and

00:55:39

here love, I don’t know, can knock it out,

00:55:41

maybe no, understand, I don’t demand love for

00:55:45

me, it’s important that at least respect,

00:55:50

that it fulfills all three of us, you don’t

00:55:57

dominate yet on your Alexey sorry,

00:56:03

lately he hasn’t been

00:56:05

able to cope at all, yes, yes, he is showing complete

00:56:10

indifference and even some passivity,

00:56:12

you can’t comprehend yourself there, his heart,

00:56:20

where will her activity come from, are you

00:56:22

sure you can deal with it now, I’m treating it, and

00:56:25

what does it have to do with me, by the way, I can’t

00:56:28

pay attention only your Alexey,

00:56:32

I have 30 people like him, I mean,

00:56:38

what are you doing in films or something, they don’t

00:56:42

understand what you’re talking about, so

00:56:44

I have a big problem with your Alexey,

00:56:48

wait, I, as a woman,

00:56:52

will ask you what’s pregnant for, well, actually, yes, but

00:56:59

his body is there, if that’s not even the point,

00:57:01

then there’s a little devil,

00:57:03

I’m networking him there, why are you feeding the plant,

00:57:04

break experience Olya Olya, drink

00:57:07

a drink, you said it’s impossible

00:57:11

now, you need at least some benefit from you,

00:57:20

here’s my Masha, but I’ve already

00:57:24

met Maria Van my teacher

00:57:26

I really have a bad grade so here be

00:57:31

this one for you Masha bones track

00:57:34

messing around with the muddy sense he’s not with this

00:57:38

45-year-old twisted wrinkled twice

00:57:42

sorry

00:57:43

thousands of apologies to the toad of course here’s my

00:57:49

Masha

00:57:51

[laughter]

00:57:57

whatever you allow I’ve been teaching your son for

00:58:01

seven years now

00:58:02

I’ve taken botany you are a teacher of chemistry and

00:58:07

botany,

00:58:08

imagine let's go to the laboratory

00:58:18

Alexey HSE we have been studying for

00:58:21

20 years in you try the drink it's that

00:58:25

alcohol is just easy to learn, the thing

00:58:37

by the way is very reminiscent of Cuban rum you are

00:58:39

here but this is not Cuban rum and you know there is a

00:58:43

problem with the dosage of sugar if you

00:58:46

want to make real Cuban rum

00:58:48

alive you need a kilogram of sugar per liter

00:58:54

in the wind the ships have already arrived in bulk and it’s

00:58:57

still good now the clothes have been taken out

00:59:00

glad to meet you

00:59:04

[applause] [music] [applause]

00:59:13

[music] [

00:59:15

applause]

00:59:16

[music]

00:59:21

I have something The remote control doesn’t work,

00:59:23

why switch it, or is it the batteries in

00:59:27

the dirt

00:59:35

[music]

00:59:53

[music]

01:00:02

already

01:00:03

[music]

01:00:04

[applause]

01:00:05

[music] a

01:00:08

patient from anesthesia falls not far

01:00:13

[music]

01:00:19

Galya

01:00:20

why did she bring such boiling water no more to her

01:00:25

sick father, it’s okay to make tea,

01:00:27

take me in the forest I myself will die if

01:00:35

I don’t have time to stand these are leading to start

01:00:37

constantly cleaning this, what could be

01:00:43

more important, you can blow tea,

01:00:46

seeing you came in on the tenth floor, apologized

01:00:49

again, you’re a [ __ ], this view from the tenth

01:00:53

floor is what you had to guess,

01:00:56

clean the garbage chute with a pound of weights, you

01:01:00

should have guessed the garbage to fight

01:01:02

push through the garbage chute

01:01:05

at the moment when his weights part of

01:01:11

the burn emits suffered

01:01:14

through such was such a blow then you will die the

01:01:18

sock was torn off when what to do on my sock

01:01:24

and nothing to climb through the trash heaps look for your

01:01:26

socks to look for the child’s assignment check

01:01:29

you are not doing anything you are lying down with your homework

01:01:33

done Yes, show me it’s not mine,

01:01:43

it’s a very tie, what did you bring me, you

01:01:46

need it, I won’t go to the trash heap anymore, I

01:01:48

forgot where it’s already become familiar to

01:01:51

me, even the homeless people don’t chase me anymore,

01:01:55

and lunch,

01:02:01

let’s bring the choker, you can get up and

01:02:05

walk to the kitchen once every six months, please,

01:02:09

Ilya Fields Muromets 33 years old on the stove

01:02:14

you chose every day only for health

01:02:17

hear Alyosha Popovich your raised

01:02:22

the kitchens fell you will break the moment I will look

01:02:30

I broke recently you also lay and

01:02:32

looked Galya

01:02:37

whip foundation for a person for you

01:02:39

what yes I have cracks in the foundation wow you

01:02:43

when I lived

01:02:44

the foundation from the crack, I live in a house in

01:02:47

which there is a crack and I lived in a house in which there

01:02:50

are cracks and your parents lived in this house

01:02:52

in which there is a crack, listen, okay, somehow you

01:02:55

need to work out your leg, you need to

01:02:56

separate somehow, in the end it was pulling, you

01:02:59

can get sick, she’s just screwed right away

01:03:02

deliver the documents I’ll sign and so as not to

01:03:06

live in such a situation spam can I

01:03:09

take this and the sneakers

01:03:12

what did you come up with than homemade

01:03:15

they will be more useful in the way I was registered as a disabled person with

01:03:19

salt babkin they didn’t bring me to

01:03:23

eat served I’ll pass here these are boiled onions

01:03:30

that I don’t like onions volt what it’s like that,

01:03:33

look, I caught it, eat it,

01:03:40

well, you’ve got fat, you’ve been counting it, you’ve been butting with

01:03:47

vegetables, feed me like a dog, sigh,

01:03:54

God, I’m so tired of myself in these

01:03:56

six months, it’s already impossible, I’m tired, what are

01:04:00

you even tired of, from 6 o’clock the warbler gets up,

01:04:04

sends it to school, and stomps on

01:04:07

factory nose like words then it will be me 12

01:04:11

came lunch cooked again at the factory

01:04:15

top woke them up again in the evening stomped to the store ran

01:04:19

to the store bought food bought dinner

01:04:22

I'll cook everything rest all night until 6 in the

01:04:26

morning

01:04:36

and for some reason the remote control doesn't work

01:04:40

why switch what is it the batteries

01:04:45

I'll load you I’ll gnaw on an hour from the child’s life, gnaw on it yourself

01:04:49

even though you say this, do you even understand

01:04:52

their teeth are bones to get into this is calcium

01:04:55

I don’t have enough calcium just because I

01:04:57

broke my teeth or something words what what can you do for

01:05:04

me you’ll

01:05:05

take me to the bath you’ll wash your studies

01:05:13

so I’ll get you to 7 years old, by the way,

01:05:18

buy new sneakers, yes, dad give me money,

01:05:21

but somehow stupidly pushed me out

01:05:24

because you didn’t give me money, then you did

01:05:29

n’t wash me, since I’m wearing your credit card, I

01:05:37

wrote the 9th list there at 8, having become the best,

01:05:39

I broke my arm,

01:05:44

but it also looks like I lost it

01:05:47

where - I got lost in Anna’s waste, take it

01:05:49

to your credit card

01:05:51

there, you can’t take it without a

01:05:54

sweet, words will pass by,

01:06:01

it’s a garbage dump, it’s cancelled, it looks like there’s no deadline,

01:06:04

we can’t tell him that we

01:06:07

set up a video recorder in the room early,

01:06:10

I want to see how much of a

01:06:12

conscience he has and that’s enough if listen, you don’t

01:06:16

know who lives in our refrigerator here

01:06:18

at night, it’s the warbler, this

01:06:25

vodka, someone is exterminating this

01:06:28

note, she made less and

01:06:29

less and less every day, she

01:06:31

exhales that it’s closed, that Zvezdin

01:06:37

wrote it will last, he has it the essence is one

01:06:40

tailcoat ticket to football this is Ufa Yenisei then

01:06:43

let it go like this the champions league of something

01:06:48

champions of the ticket how are you going that you have a

01:06:51

poor man in Goa you are missing out on football only

01:06:55

why is there nudity I went out every night

01:06:57

walking around it

01:06:58

and there probably already you'll go to the

01:07:00

football, fix the bag, it's right in the cast,

01:07:03

the cast will go to him, let me go, it's gnawing six months ago, it

01:07:05

should have been removed

01:07:07

six months ago, it hasn't grown together yet,

01:07:09

as often as not, it's already grown together, and

01:07:16

at night, as I understand it, you're

01:07:18

taking away your sneakers, come across course of king,

01:07:24

let's call your neighbor on 10 I’ll give it to you, I’ll

01:07:27

paint the base, I’ll put it in was to edit

01:07:30

[applause]

01:07:42

you will speak the words further, sits,

01:07:45

we’ll bring you when you fall, I’ll dance,

01:07:57

okay, it’s good

01:08:00

to decorate things, for one

01:08:03

moment while

01:08:09

I’ll be

01:08:15

[applause]

01:08:20

we’ll put you down, maybe it’s going on at my show,

01:08:25

it’s fine, I just went that the evidence is not all

01:08:29

in the mouth

01:08:30

led c remove

01:08:33

judge please we have a new marriage not in

01:08:38

all the rooms

01:08:40

but I hope it’s not me

01:08:43

1 brotherhood and we have already changed the scale yes there is

01:08:46

no need to change it I’ll put him in prison

01:08:49

well it’s clear but I’m a man

01:08:56

take him deeper I’ll give him batteries that

01:08:58

you so 1 1

01:09:03

replaced once I tinkered with the general

01:09:11

I hope what place we’ll start you’ll catch from

01:09:14

the moment the affair with mine don’t indicate

01:09:16

tamiya governor sorry the problems with

01:09:25

the microphone have not ended already problems with the

01:09:28

person are waiting

01:09:30

yes

01:09:32

pikachu maybe it’s not a microphone

01:09:36

just paint

01:09:40

since no so all comrades can hear you

01:09:44

we consulted,

01:09:48

I should see this with you and pick

01:09:54

the general for a medical examination

01:09:58

talking by the country

01:10:01

[applause]

01:10:05

now it’s not visible there 1 time they climbed

01:10:08

better

01:10:11

one-two-three and then starting the algebra of

01:10:14

the moment where the novel gets up we’ll pave it again it’ll

01:10:18

start again we can drop off nothing we’ll start

01:10:21

yes you’re here for me still fall and remain silent until we

01:10:27

can work now I’m depressed and

01:10:30

sad and angry and let them

01:10:39

talk there I’ll remember wait now

01:10:57

Sergey is holding on please go out the

01:11:00

door again it’s enchanting dad and the sound on the way

01:11:09

don’t teach yourself it’s banging in this show

01:11:12

you know

01:11:14

tell me something dad is a habit of

01:11:19

poking around at the general

01:11:20

I say

01:11:23

[applause]

01:11:28

between the stripes something special there are

01:11:31

a few

01:11:33

Seryozha you are ready to become and symbolic Tamara

01:11:38

grief that you are a cold woman

01:11:42

Kolya carefully then this is Brik Utkin he is

01:11:49

hot I can’t see with one eye

01:11:55

and almost all the times it was a brik, we have

01:12:03

all these sins of discord, the infection is preparing

01:12:11

[music]

01:12:14

carefully stop tormenting the girl

01:12:16

when you rush along your ass here or

01:12:21

there the nevian musician will go there,

01:12:25

panic about him you will talk about him again

01:12:29

further, we are waiting for you to fall

01:12:33

[ applause]

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