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Люлек

Зиновий Высоковский

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I remember when Zinovy came to us

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for the evening, we started with the Lavskaya,

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and then there were very funny

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stories that we rejoiced with

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you and I wanted something

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performed today that was funny.

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Specifically

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what do you want?

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Well, what can I tell you? Here’s more

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from of those times, I still have this

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epigram from our wonderful

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satirist writer Arkady Arkanov, an epigram about

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me, it’s like a song without a button accordion,

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like a shoe without a lace. What a Maria without

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Ivan. What a cradle without a cradle. Well,

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times change, we

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change, our heroes, in particular,

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today my cradle belongs to that

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category of people who believe that

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today there are no fools about this matter

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or there are fewer and fewer. In

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any case, when he was asked how

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you would write

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100 grams or 100 grams correctly, he replied that

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now I won’t

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write it equally expensive

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in all senses of this words Therefore, here's

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a call from today

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Hello, I'm for Lyulya,

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I'm right away

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this is Lyulya Don't be surprised, it's me Well, it's a

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big gift for you

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and not from the traffic police.

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How's that a big gift for you? I'm in the church

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[laughter]

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I'm calling you from the church, why is

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this from one extreme in another

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I'm at the temple of art

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I'm in the theater

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happy Well why are you crazy here Besides

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me there are still people

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[applause]

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I'm in the eighth row I came up to one

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brown head to toe I tell him it's a

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joke in the eighth row I recognize

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the Maestro he tells me for

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I can attract with an insult I’m not Maestro Apeldiner

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That’s the kind of humor they have here

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He didn’t recognize me

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what you’re saying and you don’t recognize me but

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that doesn’t surprise me

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Lately no one recognizes me at all your own

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mother didn’t recognize that it’s not yours not

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mine and not mine,

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but my voice is not mine, well, Osip,

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out of habit, it’s scary to think

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how much juice I drank on

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June 1, 1985 to this

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day, why

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should I better calculate how much I

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drank from you [ __ ] In our entire life before the

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decree

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So that’s what you think

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[ laughter] don’t

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tell anyone about this, that is, they

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will start persecuting you

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[music]

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this is finally over with

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the sea knot and not because and not for that reason

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and not If you want to know, I

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entered the market myself because I’ll tell you that

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not drinking it turns out too very

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interesting every day you learn something

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new from the diversity of life Well, I’m a

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big gift for you, I’m here with my mother,

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but with which mother, my mother, I came to her I

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say, I say Well, you’re in the second

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shift, that’s all I say Mom, I’m a woman, tell me

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this conclusion 18 years ago they gave their

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daughter away in marriage, she says, I say,

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Hello, mom, you can’t let me,

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she says, I’ll

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call the police now, this is the second

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time in my life I’ve seen you, this is the first time mom, I

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don’t remember you at the wedding, don’t be offended,

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Mom, I’m at it too I don’t remember And

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now let’s go with you Hand in hand along the

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Milky Way I’m talking in the light I

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mean kefir and Pinocchio not in the sense of

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Papa Karl But in the sense of passing the drink

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let’s come to you mother of artists to check

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art should penetrate into life like a

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philosophical song That’s how you know when the

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song is then people They live the songs directly

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and all my life now one guy

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told me in the kular

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I went to the kular

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but the last information about Alla Borisovna

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will be on The Captain's Daughter, you

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need to know The Captain's Daughter is a

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story with the words of Ilya Reznik

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[laughter]

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and Hey Lenya, her father, it turns out, is not

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Boris. Well, the man also rode alone on the bus

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all the time, father and father and father, but everyone

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got on at the stops, they checked the documents

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for sure to Emelyan Pugachev

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[laughter]

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the song should penetrate like life when

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wisdom is there, he was the same

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man told by a homeopath and on

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six months from her,

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you understand the practice, after six months he

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returned,

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he calls, she opens the door for him, come in

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and ask three philosophical questions. Where have you

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been, what have you done, and who did you love?

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says How long

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will this continue as long as the old clock goes on?

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He broke the alarm clock and left, so she screams at him

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from above, she

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says anyway, she tells you

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without me, she says Now the size of the Earth

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will

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seem like an island and you will fly from the stairs

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with one wing

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Well, that’s it, Julia won’t say any more maybe the

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third one is coming but you know people for

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me the third is always the law I mean the

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third call It’s time to start out loud

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[applause]

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Полный выпуск: https://youtu.be/6MHURaNFJgs Зиновий Высоковский - актёр театра и кино, эстрадный артист. Наряду с работой в театре, съёмками в кино и на телевидении ("Кабачок "13 стульев"), Зиновий Высоковский стал мастером разговорного жанра на эстраде. Советской эстрадной классикой стали его "телефонные монологи" из вытрезвителя - разговор подгулявшего интеллигента со своей женой Люльком (автор советский писатель, драматург Владимир Тихвинский). Концертная программа, посвященная 25-летию со дня первого полета Ю.А.Гагарина в космос. Съемка в Звездном городке. Главная редакция музыкальных программ 1986 Автор сценария - Андрей Леонов Режиссер - Эльвира Бенкендорф Оператор - Сергей Журавлев #советскийюмор #юмор #ссср #гостелерадиофонд Мы в соцсетях: Яндекс. Дзен - https://zen.yandex.ru/fond Telegram - https://t.me/gosteleradiofond VK - https://vk.com/teleradiofond OK - https://ok.ru/gosteleradiofond ▶️Подписаться на канал "Советский юмор": https://www.youtube.com/@gtrfhumor?sub_confirmation=1

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