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[music]00:00:30
look, this year I found out that I00:00:33
finally started playing sports,00:00:37
think about it,00:00:38
thank you very much, you did00:00:43
n’t believe in me so much that you decided to00:00:46
applaud this, I started playing sports and00:00:49
I just started playing sports because I00:00:52
finally found a sport that I don’t like00:00:54
and stopped go to this rocking chair both00:00:57
countries I can’t go to it anymore00:00:59
because I never liked it I don’t00:01:01
understand I sincerely understand why people00:01:03
just rock just to just00:01:06
walk forward back00:01:09
stand with this bottle in the fill it00:01:15
seems to me that no one understands this,00:01:17
you know they learned three words, it00:01:19
was l-carnitine for tion, professor of fats00:01:21
and carbohydrates on the spot, they give it to me, it seems to me to00:01:24
find out how to choose truly00:01:25
sports nutrition, comes to the store and00:01:27
says how delicious it is strawberry00:01:32
strawberry for I love giving love love00:01:36
no one understands this will00:01:38
jump out Well, why do I need the seret?00:01:41
You don’t know why not to pump, they00:01:42
pump for health, so no, they00:01:44
die, table, they don’t die, too, a00:01:46
guy I know drowned, which I’m removing the proof for,00:01:49
I swear, most likely he started to drown,00:01:53
tried to raise the lake, it00:01:54
didn’t work,00:01:55
they buried me it’s just terrible, I don’t know, you’ll00:02:00
also say it’s for beauty, but no one00:02:02
likes it, no one likes it,00:02:05
let’s say I’ll ask any00:02:06
girl, let’s say it’s good when a00:02:09
guy has a beautiful figure, it’s good00:02:12
when a guy knows that he has a beautiful00:02:13
figure, no, no one likes this00:02:20
because then you’ll have to live00:02:22
up to it correctly, and women00:02:24
will have a completely vague reaction in this regard.00:02:25
We’ve00:02:27
been told all our lives that women love confident00:02:29
men to the fullest, but not completely. Ideally,00:02:31
your self-esteem should be as00:02:33
if you were just a little bit of a signal in your pants00:02:35
I could really tell you this moment,00:02:42
still wet in my underpants, I’ll00:02:47
hold on and00:02:50
[applause]00:02:54
you know who likes the jocks of00:02:57
the other jocks, that’s who likes the jocks of00:02:59
Khan station,00:03:01
watch any00:03:03
bodybuilding competition, they sit there and drink, they’re00:03:05
knocked out like me, this is cool, I don’t00:03:10
know I don’t understand at all I don’t understand these00:03:13
sports I swear when a dude00:03:14
lifts something that’s [ __ ] heavy00:03:16
and then puts it in its place I think on the move00:03:19
he lifted it at all00:03:21
if he lifted it then carry it somewhere except00:03:25
you no one can lift it and we’ve00:03:26
been stepping over it for four days00:03:29
mascara lifted not to sow competitions, they00:03:32
need people so that they don’t take dumbbells00:03:34
and take them to another gym,00:03:37
who reported here won, I know you’ll say,00:03:41
okay, cardio, even if you do00:03:44
cardio, cardio is also useful, I understand everything,00:03:46
but I can’t, I can’t, I can’t for these people00:03:49
also say, well, you00:03:51
start to get pleasure from running after about forty minutes, an00:03:52
example of such a running trance you start00:03:57
to get, but no one tells you what to00:03:58
do 40 [ __ ] minutes before that, when you00:04:01
want to hide the veins in yourself because I won’t00:04:03
go, I’m still building here, but why you00:04:06
run on a treadmill and look at your00:04:07
neighbors to see how long he’s00:04:09
running like and everyone is running with a straight00:04:14
face I don’t know let’s be honest on the00:04:17
treadmills everyone is running to condemn00:04:18
foam and [ __ ] but rather it would end so00:04:20
that we feel like a team00:04:22
you know it will end because00:04:27
that there are still bikes, ride00:04:29
bikes on these but simulators, I was00:04:31
riding trying to ride that place now00:04:33
on fashionable bikes there are small00:04:35
cranes and when you ride and there is an00:04:37
imitation as if you are riding in Paris and in00:04:41
Paris you are only riding an imitation with Paris like00:04:44
this window on Altufyevo I have a00:04:46
whole wall to [ __ ] and the most scary thing is00:04:51
you ride around Altufyevo Altufyevo rides with00:04:53
you [ __ ] that's what the worst thing is00:04:55
kabuto is not a sport in the form of doing a00:04:57
bookmark somewhere I'm going00:05:02
just in general Altufyevo this dementor00:05:05
among the districts if you don't know00:05:07
look at it it sucks everything the joy00:05:09
of you is a dementor, but the worst thing is00:05:16
that there are gyms there,00:05:19
this is the locker room I come from, that is, I have00:05:24
no illusions, I saw myself without clothes,00:05:27
I look like a woman with a hormonal00:05:30
imbalance, I understand this perfectly well, that’s not why00:05:33
you can’t go to prison, I feel very00:05:35
mobile and flying to prison, I’ve been there00:05:41
somehow, I’ll lie down, feel it, I think, in general,00:05:45
why turn on porn for an hour, I’ll tune in,00:05:48
so she’s why I00:05:49
know, I’ll take care of your eyes if00:05:53
you need to change clothes and hide, go deep,00:05:55
change your panties so quickly elmas00:05:56
will fix the ambulance, this is the00:05:58
strategy and these [ __ ] or take off their00:06:03
panties and are not in a hurry, took off their panties00:06:08
in and the cooler went to a better one, it’s00:06:12
worth drinking water, he doesn’t even drink with poppy seeds and the00:06:16
phone number from where Ales delivers is day and is00:06:26
generally not busy, I take out my dick, I show how00:06:31
the plans are00:06:32
going well, I asked the women, I asked00:06:37
yours, is it really in in the locker room, too, that’s what they00:06:39
say, yes, too, it’s worth this gave the fight00:06:44
[music] it’s00:06:50
just terrible and now you can00:06:53
disagree with me as much as you like, guy, but00:06:55
penises are of00:06:56
course an important point, well, you00:07:00
know, you always come across00:07:03
penises in these locker rooms, and there are such00:07:05
penises that make your mood drop, you00:07:11
know these penises, these gigantic00:07:14
penises, these ones about which the Count, which00:07:17
you turn around for the second time, these ones,00:07:20
which, what the [ __ ], seriously,00:07:26
God, this sports bag is not for00:07:28
clothes,00:07:30
wow, or he washes it lengthwise in the shower like00:07:35
this, polishes it in this regard inconvenient00:07:40
of course I went 1 1 1 and not home at all00:07:43
by the way if you have small00:07:46
[ __ ] don’t be upset, in fact00:07:47
I have good news for you00:07:50
I recently watched a review of female00:07:52
[ __ ] this happens00:07:56
when you start watching top phrases in00:07:58
English on yu tube and then something00:08:00
happens and all this is already there, we are already00:08:04
watching, I found out that the highest quality00:08:07
female masturbator of this size00:08:09
remains to learn how to vibrate it in00:08:11
chocolate, guys,00:08:12
but the coolest thing is the saunas, come out, the saunas of00:08:16
the gyms, these are not at all the saunas where00:08:19
your friends do not I mean,00:08:21
if you go into the sauna and there are more than two00:08:24
people sitting there,00:08:25
there is now a consultation about00:08:28
what kind of crap can be poured on me, he came to00:08:35
him and says maybe the pixel bath is00:08:39
now an infection of bitter people and everything is from without00:08:43
infection here which is burning and my grandfather is00:08:46
generally a drop ammonia for a ladle of water and my00:08:50
grandfather didn’t have a runny nose,00:08:54
my dad, my grandfather’s brains hurt, how can00:08:58
this have three disks, what can a newbie and a bathhouse00:09:01
on a stone00:09:03
let’s immediately be a newbie00:09:05
here, all this liberal crap came out of us00:09:08
later, we didn’t even think of doubting the00:09:11
Tsar,00:09:13
I’ve always been here people make me happy, I’m always in00:09:16
these gyms, I don’t eat there, well, I do00:09:18
n’t like to swing, you’re just00:09:20
standing there watching everyone, I look00:09:23
there more, I often see dudes who do00:09:27
this, difficult exercises were seen in the wrong place,00:09:33
then it’s00:09:34
clear that they spend a lot of effort putting on the00:09:36
place is a projectile and in between00:09:38
approaches he sits down and just looks at the walls,00:09:47
I see this, I came up with an idea for him, what is00:09:50
he thinking about, that it seems to me that he orders this00:09:53
two more approaches and I’ll go show my dick00:09:57
[music]00:10:02
in short, in general, in fact, I just don’t00:10:05
like me I don’t like such an incomprehensible sport00:10:07
I love martial arts to each00:10:09
his own I like one side of you anal watch00:10:11
right away I warn you to love her all00:10:14
lad then look everything is cool I love00:10:19
blue because even there are some kind of00:10:21
martial arts or because I haven’t00:10:23
seen any there an insecure00:10:25
person was seen by everything that the fighters say and00:10:28
everything they say in00:10:30
any interview types I will saw everyone off00:10:32
when it’s all over I’ll eat everyone 2 100:10:36
and if someone [ __ ] me off I’ll find him00:10:40
stronger and I’ll [ __ ] everyone until that’s it they won’t00:10:45
die, I haven’t seen a single fighter who00:10:48
would do that, damn it, you’ll recognize them,00:10:51
someone’s health was exposed,00:10:54
how can you explain your defeat, I00:10:57
remember how they gave me sand and the look on my face, I’m silent00:11:03
at all, we don’t listen to anything, I’m teaching the regiment,00:11:05
they topped it up with their foot, they gave me nothing I don’t00:11:07
understand the tough types you have here, I didn’t see00:11:12
strawberries fighting at school, and I also00:11:19
fought, a non-conflict guy has00:11:21
never had a conflict at all, well, at school there00:11:24
are [ __ ] here who come up and burn for00:11:25
an hour, words to wave, bush, you are00:11:28
representative, why the glory of this to00:11:31
wave00:11:32
if the words are yes.00:11:35
Here he is, this [ __ ] is going to glory who do00:11:37
n’t know anything at all, and there Seryoga is a00:11:41
guest, waving and here we are fighting, these are00:11:46
not made up words, this is my friend, I’ll00:11:48
help us in the fall, we’re fighting somehow, we’re holding00:11:50
each other, I look into the eyes, he’ll see me00:11:52
and we have 0 complaints to each other00:11:55
0 but we fight for the fun of the bloodthirsty00:12:01
crowd00:12:03
there is still such a ruckus that well, they were00:12:06
n’t tired of fighting, everyone else you promised until the00:12:08
first blood, even the teachers are like that, but if you00:12:12
promised, the guys have to fulfill it, fight00:12:15
us and so, well, then you went home00:12:22
and from your mother I got [ __ ] for that, the trigger is00:12:26
dirty00:12:27
[laughter]00:12:31
but you can’t fight with your mother at all,00:12:34
you can only defend yourself in blind defense00:12:36
to stand from your mother, I’ll try you in a booth00:12:39
such that you just mother gave [ __ ]00:12:41
from and accidentally mechanically in response00:12:42
swing00:12:43
there in your eyes in general amnezia right away you00:12:50
from us you raised your hand, you're00:12:52
looking at the idea, no, mother,00:12:56
continue further than me, we're [ __ ]00:12:58
just so that you're happy in general, I00:13:05
think that children should be allowed00:13:07
only when they can't form00:13:08
an opposition to you, son, I was in an English00:13:13
meeting, put on gloves, honey, and the party is00:13:20
ready, you're ready with us In general, in00:13:26
Russia,00:13:27
this kind of domestic violence against children is like that,00:13:31
well, it’s not considered straight up violence, but oh00:13:34
well, as soon as someone beat you, then [ __ ],00:13:36
okay, well, they gave me a couple of times right there, [ __ ],00:13:39
of course, right there, stop the bleeding, I’m treating you,00:13:41
you’re just starting to notice that we are if the00:13:45
child from the ball they tell me there was little00:13:47
[ __ ] and if the naughty creed is beaten off,00:13:49
[ __ ] off at all we don’t have children who are00:13:53
this dude and in moderation yourself remember friends00:13:57
parents came up with the idea Seryoga why are you00:14:00
so obedient checklists recently00:14:01
received zhuregi00:14:02
my mother knocked out a tooth well not stacks of course00:14:07
don’t relax, [ __ ] care, we live, no,00:14:10
she gave me a slap on the head, I hit the table00:14:12
and my tooth fell out and my mother didn’t put it under the00:14:15
pillow and tells you at night the00:14:20
tooth fairy will have to, and I’m lying there and I think the00:14:22
guardianship authorities don’t [ __ ] get there00:14:24
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