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[music]

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[applause]

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[music] [

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who

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here

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[music]

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today you will see in the role of a seamstress Rudolf

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Grushinsky

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armor Logutova were no mas

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Kryukovsky get the

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finish line involve whom

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and others

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[music] [

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music] [

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music]

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knife nick to the director surrender

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screenwriter and director scabby play

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[music]

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[music]

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ruby ashotik

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what is Ferdinand like pony I knew 2

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one served at the pharmacist blush

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and drank by mistake a bottle of liquid for

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lubricating hair this is without a signature

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jesu Maria that's the problem and where is x3 rumor

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kill baby

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he I will be yours wife cars

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just think pony Millerovo

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what all these trips in

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a car can lead to and he suffered for a long time the world the Duke

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immediately died famous shares Valera making a

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joke there are such a revolver and from which you

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can’t even hurt happylon could have a banner from the

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Duke probably bought a special

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revolver ready to fight against the

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person who shot him had a pledge just like that, so

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sick, if you grab it, don’t come near

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the cylinder, don’t forget

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[music] [laughter]

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otherwise the policeman will take you away 3 blocks,

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it goes without saying if you

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want to kill the Archduke, give in or the

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Emperor, and you should

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consult with who is he good better one

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will say one other the other and and the path is

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open to success as they sing in the tower

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these you write then the panel Duke was like a

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sieve

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they spent all the cartridges on him what is this

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possible I would for such a thing I would have drunk a

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Browning to press a toy and from it you can

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shoot 20 times in two minutes

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the dukes, even the thin and fat ones, came back as

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people, your life was already sold out

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Balaba, my dear, the owners are complaining, they were

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tortured by this dog, why did I

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sell the

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dog is good, buys you, I’m selling it, it’s their

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own fault that she’s running, the dog is

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just wonderful, she tortured you

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so much, they loved rowan,

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I’m now I’m going to the tavern of the bowls, the

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style of the

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keys is clearly visible, leave doubled the very warm summer,

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that’s everyone’s wife, [ __ ], we

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didn’t do any cheese in this barn, and

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in our first

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fight there, every day a powerful one in the barn

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was shot and the Duke falls.

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I don’t interfere in such matters, and the

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innkeeper

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[music]

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antarctic

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there was a portrait of the emperor hanging here before there was

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only goji hanging on him flies, I removed it and

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you know, someone else will make comments about this, there

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will be troubles,

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what the hell is not a given

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[music]

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good afternoon, gentlemen, rains lousy

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mug in black and black form today, too,

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the grass in me, gentlemen, you won’t believe it, but I

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knew that something would happen in the barn, what did

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you know, you knew about it, of course, you knew about it as

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soon as the military parade, so

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something is sure to happen, it’s your thanks, since

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during such a thing parade, I was missing

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20 buttons on my uniform, they put me in jail for

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14 days alone, I stood there for two days

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like a statue, tied up in the legs,

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and all this was discipline,

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our Oberleutnant, a certain magician Ovitz, always

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told us

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discipline, yellow-faced boobies must

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be like how monkeys climbed

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trees, isn’t it true,

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imagine a park, well, let’s say in Prague, on

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each tree there is one soldier sitting

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without discipline, this is what scares me most of

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all is a

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murder in a barn, it looks like the work of a

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thermophorus,

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you’re wrong, the Turks did it because of

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Bosnia and Herzegovina,

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they are furious with our emperor didn’t

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help the war with Serbia you love the Turks you

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love these damned dogs guest as a

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guest at

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least a Turk we are an innkeeper don’t care

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about politics

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grab for beer and chat what goes, let’s say

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innkeeper but you understand

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some kind of loss for Austria, of course a

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loss cannot be replaced by Ferdinand like

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idiots have

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It’s not true, I wouldn’t want to be

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in the shoes of a widow,

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what will she do, the children are orphaned,

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so many children without a father, marry

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some

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Archduke,

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what will come of this, drink with him again

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in Sarajevo and again let’s listen and

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gentlemen, change the conversation I don’t

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like this he’ll blurt out something else and it’s unpleasant for the person,

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but he’s not drunk to

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bring insults to the imperial house,

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but tell me what kind of insults

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drunk people can inflict on, tell him to

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play the Austrian dim 0, but even then you

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’ll see for yourself what to say, but the sovereign

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won’t leave it like that, you don’t know him well the

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war with the Turks will definitely kill

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my Ferdinand so here's to you in the face

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war with the Turks buoy I promise come with

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me into the corridor you'll get a shot there I'll tell you pour

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me some more slivovitz I have to go I'm

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under arrest come here yes

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maybe your wife can take care of the house

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while you're away

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all the dialogues and tell me in the evening we'll

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pick you up for what, for example, I was arrested

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for high treason

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and I'll look, I was so careful, you

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said that the flies are gaijin and the emperor are coming, they

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will show you the sovereign-emperor

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here, well, how are things there, it depends on what kind of

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squats I'm doing mug

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I can handle the festivities, a lot of snacks, a

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rich lottery, when we were all

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there, some guy came and said to disperse

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because the grass was shot at, take it and

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say

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wait a minute, I’m playing or said

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Jesus Christ was also innocent 1 euro

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sleeping, no one anywhere has ever been

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interested in the fate of an innocent person

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[music ]

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I ask for silence, I need to prepare for a

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lecture, forgive me for that, please sit,

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change, touch, jump with you, you will get into

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trouble, this gentleman tried to kill this

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priest

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on the graffiti on the camps here, I knew

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he would keep his word, such precision is

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beautiful, such precision is not worth the

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[ __ ] from the ruler's mind I can get off,

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in fact, it’s no big deal, but before

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the accused were forced to walk on a

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hot iron, but only the word and drink

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molten tin, ahav, and now, whatever you

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want, there is a table, there is a restroom under the

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very nose of the passage to certain conditions for us

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to improve the convenience of the

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question, please

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listen, you will be spitting for a long time I

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myself wouldn’t want to, but following the instructions, it’s

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written there that all these crimes

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were committed in the tavern, your wife has some

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water in the streets, logical good afternoon,

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gentlemen, everything is a private company,

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nothing can be done, I was exempted from

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military service for idiocy, I’m official,

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all your crime

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testifies to that

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insulted purely accidents murder mourning

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incitement organization I wanted to

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know if everything is written down here but again

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now tell me quite enough if

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anything harmful is aware I realize that everything is

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strictly necessary with someone your

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servants in political circles you have

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acquaintances before I

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buy a newspaper politics they print an

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advertisement for sale dogs with yours, if you,

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your honor, want me to confess,

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then I will confess, but if you say, don’t call on the necks for

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anything, I will try to get out of this

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until my last breath,

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then sign, we’ll have

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another moment. maybe there’s something else to sign

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tomorrow they’ll take you to the criminal court at

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what time your honor so God

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forbid you don’t oversleep I’m telling you

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not to be detained because of me

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[music]

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well I did

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n’t seem to admit

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that maybe it was I who killed Archduke

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Ferdinand

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but also the words criminal court good

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afternoon, have a seat,

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this is an attack from a Swiss, I am helping them, it must

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be because my father was a Swiss and my

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mother is a pony, a seamstress in

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good deeds, you have done a lot of them on

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your conscience, I always have a lot of things to do on my

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conscience,

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maybe even more than they think, your

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honor in the protocol, well, the police didn’t put

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pressure on you, is it

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possible your honor told me

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to sign and I signed,

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I won’t argue with them because of my

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own signature, it would

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n’t be of any use to me,

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you feel healthy, quite

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healthy, I can’t say, unfortunately

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this greyhound, I have rheumatism, I’m smearing it, I’ll

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determine it’s a sign of a change in the weather, I’m

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inclined to hear cracking joints here, I asked,

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sit down, so tell the master

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seamstress if I give the order that

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you be examined by a forensic sculptor, I’ve already been

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examined by some gentleman doctor at the

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police department,

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have I Can you see this yourself, Pan

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Schweik, we will still turn to the

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doctors again, you can rest for now,

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and one more question, you allegedly

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spread rumors that there will soon be a

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war, yes it will be very soon, you are not

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mistaken, I don’t think so, because this has already

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been entered into the court protocol, so that means you are

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saying

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Every scientist,

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uneducated idiot, even the minister, can make mistakes, don’t

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you sometimes have seizures,

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no guys, only once I was

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hit by a car, I fell on Carla in the fall,

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but that was a long time ago, you can

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go, thank you,

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dear man, long

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live

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our gentlemen, Emperor Franz Joseph

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the First the case is quite clear,

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I don’t think it’s worth looking around, but we must

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adhere to the letter of the law, take

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five steps, I told you to take five steps,

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I don’t mind a couple of steps, I didn’t sting and something got into my

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eyes, show me your teeth, and

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sit down to inspect the horses put your

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leg or put it more freely

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you can you are a student of the globe

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tell me right away that it’s heavier than the

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branch forgive them I didn’t weigh them be able to tolerate

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can you sing us

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some song

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please gentlemen I have neither a voice

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nor hearing for this I will do so that you can

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forget that you my dear husband

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flour quiet further forgot but I still know

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a couple of folk songs like harina in the

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sovereign

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when we walked in I frame or a thousand times I

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congratulate you I suggest enough I ask

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one more question please burrows

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punk lerner I want to ask one more

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enough tell me how much it will be 12

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thousand eight hundred ninety-seven multiplied

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by 13 thousand eight hundred sixty and 729

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so we write down the result. The undersigned

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doctors, based on the congenital

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cretinism of

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Joseph Schweik expressed in the words and

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long live the sovereign of France, for the first time

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came to the conclusion that this was quite

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enough to determine the mental

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state and he, as an obvious iota, the

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undersigned doctors decided hand

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him over to the hands of the

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relevant authorities

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this

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[music]

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drummer like java mobile gaming

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[music]

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he [

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music] you

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will carry the sovereign-emperor war has been declared

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[music]

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I foresaw all this but in a madhouse he does

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n’t know anything they must hand over

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must there are many gentlemen officers sitting there

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then and

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[music]

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this is the

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city

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[music]

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yes

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[music]

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I’m very sorry that you fell into

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our hands again, we thought that you would fix it, but

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we were mistaken, tell me who incited you to do such

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nonsense, I didn’t do anything stupid,

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it’s not stupidity, I’m alarmed

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I saw that people were reading the manifesto and no one was

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showing any joy no one

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wanted

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hurray I’m an old soldier I

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shouted these words I suppose you would

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do the same in my place since

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we have to win the war

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no one will dissuade me from standing for a couple

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I went under escort making speeches

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looked ironic go into custody

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this is a difficult moment in a person’s life

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and when at such a moment the victim

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knows what to do he is not so bad

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remember and

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if you and I are like me then you were brought to a

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military court understood God bless you with

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health your grace if you

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need a purebred dog Mursi

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contact me

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topics I’ll sell a dog

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but I don’t believe him and it’s time for me to live and it’s time for me that

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Mr. Advisor what kind of person is he and

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who about perfume may be interested in beating

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yours can be done using free videos,

00:26:19

however, you can simply film his observations

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and you know that we’ll go to him for others

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way leg well hello

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hello here I am back and where is Pan

00:26:42

Polivka a week ago he was given 10 years well

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so you see yes also 7 bottom fan

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was sitting he was so careful

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caution mother of wisdom

00:27:05

measure out well give me a big rum

00:27:13

mistress what's wrong with the sausages

00:27:16

I'm already I'm running after them

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mouse to the

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numbers are so scary,

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well, let's see ustar very much and they are selling

00:28:01

ownership of the school, we turn on the road, I'm

00:28:09

surprised that the rest is interested in I

00:28:13

didn't recognize you, I came for you, let's walk there,

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no, sit, sit, I need a dog,

00:28:22

this husband would be sweating, well this would be able to

00:28:26

help you, oh my God, the unfortunate woman, what did she do to

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whom? It’s almost like we

00:28:38

’ll win the war with a boot, but everything will come back and

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your on, why not this will help if I have

00:28:45

hot sausages here right now and why do

00:28:49

you come here all the time,

00:28:50

because let me go around the world from jump

00:28:53

here I'll pay for a bottle of wine walk like this

00:28:59

walk without if you need a dog for

00:29:05

service

00:29:06

I know one you know is much more important to me is

00:29:08

n't he something like this no I'd

00:29:12

rather have a small terrier in general and

00:29:14

this is a cool dog less than more expensive

00:29:19

well then you know more of this for me

00:29:24

forward 30 crowns for I'll show you so not a

00:29:28

girl that everyone will look at you

00:29:30

30 crowns one more isn't it too much to

00:29:37

ride love and carry a sleigh

00:29:40

today you can't help but be afraid you're

00:29:45

pulling absolutely nothing you can talk

00:29:48

about politics whatever you want special in the tavern

00:29:51

but politicians are not I say, do you know this

00:29:53

policy for small children before or can you and

00:29:57

such drakkars as the French come here we are

00:30:04

listening to a colleague for our age, advise

00:30:10

me I want to sign up as an anarchist what do you

00:30:12

say to this they went

00:30:21

[music]

00:30:32

[music]

00:30:41

buy someone will come you will have

00:30:44

troubles grandma people

00:30:47

are still different good afternoon your good

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afternoon good afternoon 8 I’ll return Schaub they are

00:31:00

Millerovo

00:31:01

Jesus Mary smartness you are there you are alive don’t be

00:31:05

angry I took Switzerland as a tenant of a

00:31:08

night cafe were here three times launches they

00:31:11

said to be arrested so that a terrible

00:31:14

criminal

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sir, get up

00:31:36

or else you'll oversleep

00:31:39

and leave me alone to get some sleep, it will be very

00:31:44

unpleasant for me if you refer to

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me always sleep mobilization is written in

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black and white

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my friend the war what the hell is the war and

00:32:01

I wanted to sleep until eight in the evening how are you

00:32:06

get up good afternoon

00:32:09

cables

00:32:15

[music]

00:32:37

I I won’t let you in,

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Lord Jesus, and as a guarantor,

00:32:49

any aliens will easily kill you, and my

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wife, don’t go crazy, no matter

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what war will separate us, let’s go out into the

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street

00:33:02

[music] pony

00:33:09

Millerovo

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pony Millerovo

00:33:17

so that again the theme of you

00:33:22

give me my military cap

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well

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[music ]

00:33:50

I'm going to war, what are you going to do there?

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fight in Austria, things are bad; I'm being

00:34:00

called to war;

00:34:02

here's an expensive role; clouds are covering up; writing a

00:34:07

holiday; your hands; I understand it doesn't matter,

00:34:10

one at a time; well, our neighbor

00:34:13

has a stroller in his

00:34:20

stroller; and you will take me to this war

00:34:25

[music]

00:34:26

[laughter]

00:34:30

[applause]

00:34:35

[applause]

00:34:38

where

00:34:46

[applause]

00:34:58

[music]

00:35:02

[applause] [music]

00:35:06

hatiko what is this here read here it is

00:35:14

written in black and white you must

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appear in a clean and sober

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form dear guardian of order,

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I am seriously going to war with the emperor for

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his family

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[music]

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but this is a real soldier being held

00:36:01

on a commission intelligence officers this is a gentleman I will

00:36:03

note freethinking long live lying and the Serbs the

00:36:05

truth oh my God

00:36:10

this is a secret agent spy

00:36:14

[applause]

00:36:19

and

00:36:20

we

00:36:22

[music]

00:36:25

[applause]

00:36:26

[music]

00:36:28

[applause]

00:36:29

[music]

00:36:39

from the Czech people a solid gang of

00:36:42

malingerers how many people have been summoned to the

00:36:46

commission 550

00:36:49

and how many of them should we send 550

00:36:53

bring the recruits live hair gyoza

00:37:04

ran 160 ironing tutu

00:37:12

Vaclav waiter like

00:37:19

gardena

00:37:21

bar live teacher in 15 malingerer and then

00:37:35

Schweik Joseph

00:37:53

was released here due to idiocy and what else are you

00:37:57

suffering from? Let me tell you I have

00:38:01

rheumatism,

00:38:02

but I will serve the emperor until my last

00:38:04

breath, you are a malicious malingerer of his experience,

00:38:09

take him a couple to Dr. Greenstein, he will

00:38:21

cure every

00:38:45

matsu on the basis he wants, like a deaf-mute from the

00:38:53

very birth of the bar and stomach, obedient

00:39:01

tuberculosis immediately double klystir Schweik is

00:39:10

lying here without a diagnosis so far, well,

00:39:15

I'm alive, sir, you're complaining, my legs hurt ri

00:39:19

make unlucky road

00:39:21

they treat rheumatism, and even during the war,

00:39:24

when a person should be, then this must be

00:39:27

terribly unpleasant for you, sir, doctor, I

00:39:31

dare you to report to me that it's terribly

00:39:34

unpleasant, they don't hurt do you have a caliper

00:39:37

I dare to report they are

00:39:38

very afraid here cured faster than in the

00:39:41

states

00:39:42

for marching Davron so behind you

00:39:45

move the dust on the table write

00:39:48

install this twice a day wash the

00:39:51

stomach and once enema but the fireman so that he

00:39:56

remembers all the saints and so that

00:39:59

his rheumatism is immediately frightened and

00:40:01

disappeared

00:40:02

and now I’ll give you sit and

00:40:26

just drink aspirin and now once

00:40:40

oh God I

00:40:50

won’t

00:40:53

at least some of

00:41:03

those with my enema you

00:41:11

know scream in a dream I’m pretending to be

00:41:19

Dr. Crane let me

00:41:24

report back to me speech and hearing the right of

00:41:30

Christine to put in his way so that

00:41:33

complained that we did not treat you here

00:41:47

flowers and feelings of patriotism were

00:41:50

demonstrated by a colleague whose

00:41:52

old mother was taken away in a stroller for

00:41:56

Madame Grad's ballsuit open then cent of the Czech

00:41:59

people who voluntarily went to

00:42:01

war to testify loyalty to the reigning

00:42:04

house and give their lives for

00:42:07

their emperor

00:42:08

my dear enough as you are

00:42:12

precious they crows will order

00:42:15

nothing more interesting ah my husband of the

00:42:24

genius raufa nba.com the

00:42:27

village warrior told me long

00:42:32

I

00:42:34

[music] we

00:42:36

need to find the barracks and this brave

00:42:41

soldier is with rheumatism here, it’s better not to

00:42:52

interfere with him here, they are treated like a callus

00:42:55

I don’t have half stomach they don’t believe this is

00:42:59

the best remedy this is kerosene under the skin

00:43:02

you will get such a fever for the chapters you jump

00:43:05

in weight look I’m so hungry I’m going to die of

00:43:10

hunger

00:43:16

today I dreamed

00:43:18

in a dream that I ate pork cracklings about or are

00:43:23

they cold and warm and cold I

00:43:28

couldn’t cracklings best of all goose they

00:43:33

should be well fried please

00:43:36

stop chatting I'm so

00:43:52

or complaining bastards

00:43:56

who will erase the powder let the

00:43:59

Grand Duchess of

00:44:01

speech meet know one excellent hello lie down

00:44:04

let me report saskia

00:44:16

so here lies our sheyk

00:44:23

endures all patiently chairs cycle 2

00:44:28

Christina Court

00:44:31

Kristin understand and the

00:44:36

village warrior is a good warrior I really

00:44:43

like.

00:44:47

I read in all the newspaper

00:44:55

I am pandeya

00:45:02

I brought you am-am course

00:45:12

crusade

00:45:16

chickens and don’t

00:45:19

drink read this daughter Mysore

00:45:25

gastric liquor in a military way I will prove

00:45:28

more punish England our ilk

00:45:34

sorry madam I wanted to say

00:45:38

God bless these gifts

00:45:42

they are such poison kitchen

00:45:50

soon he will be afraid and want to go to war

00:45:54

of course by either Ronson I won’t

00:45:57

keep him for more than one day

00:46:01

[music]

00:46:27

but

00:46:29

[music]

00:46:32

but [

00:46:33

music]

00:46:35

[applause] [

00:46:36

music] [ applause] [music]

00:46:43

[applause]

00:46:46

[music ]

00:47:03

[applause]

00:47:21

so you malingerers appreciate my kindness,

00:47:24

I’m here in the stomach, I put it to

00:47:27

Christ, and you want at least strangers to

00:47:31

commit suicide of their own free will all the

00:47:33

cartoons everyone about being in the stomach, we

00:47:39

know the pony and the baron soup, it’s my

00:47:43

stepmother who abandoned me as a child

00:47:47

and now again I found it, give him some

00:47:54

supplements and a tester,

00:47:55

and then don’t feel sorry for me, keep in mind

00:48:05

that the duchy and our entire state were baptized

00:48:14

[music]

00:48:31

[applause]

00:48:32

[music]

00:48:48

I’m looking for something I ca

00:48:53

n’t joke with with such a fist before,

00:48:55

so remember and don’t be a

00:48:59

fool

00:49:01

[ music]

00:49:05

stand here

00:49:06

and look at me, well,

00:49:26

now you see the circus figure then 5 the

00:49:29

beast must have licked his lips and stupidly stand behind

00:49:47

me that I will be his and what today

00:49:59

oh and I’m tired of you, I ordered you all to

00:50:03

pest and I affirm from this God place

00:50:11

and feeling that you don’t want to turn to

00:50:14

Christ

00:50:15

but go to hell and terrorists the way of the Greek

00:50:19

[music]

00:50:22

and look why you don’t keep

00:50:29

order they are at the Kiev station the rats

00:50:44

must fix their gaze through the

00:50:48

dark darkness of the distant expanse and you will see

00:51:00

our God but for the decent people and not for

00:51:07

any rabble who do not comply with its

00:51:10

laws and

00:51:15

do not save up in search of mouths to pray, think that this is for

00:51:20

you.

00:51:26

or we hear and you will remember me more than once,

00:51:31

I wish you only the best

00:51:42

from this person, you need to take an example of what

00:51:46

he does ulo and cry, let’s do you want to

00:51:54

fix this, my dear, it doesn’t work out so easily

00:51:58

now you’re crying and when

00:52:02

you return to the world you will be the same

00:52:04

scoundrel again but it was me who finished the hooligan and

00:52:10

demand that while singing not to behave like

00:52:19

them since last time

00:52:23

government underwear was exchanged for bread from behind freely

00:52:28

[music]

00:52:33

[applause]

00:52:36

[music]

00:52:44

and [ music]

00:52:46

and [

00:52:50

music]

00:52:57

and [music]

00:53:09

[music]

00:53:21

[ music]

00:53:23

I’ll tell you for the first time that

00:53:28

someone in my church suddenly burst into tears,

00:53:32

admit it, you’re a fool, you were crying, I dare you to report, I was really crying

00:53:37

there just

00:53:39

for fun, I came for

00:53:42

your sermon, I’m missing one

00:53:44

repentant sinner,

00:53:46

I decided to bring you joy,

00:53:48

you’ve already given me joy you’re starting to like there’s nothing to

00:53:51

sit for

00:53:52

I dare to report I don’t know myself

00:53:56

I’m still thinking how best to do it

00:53:58

but it turns out on the contrary huge some mind of a

00:54:02

student on the icon

00:54:07

but I’ll ask you fell judges sheimer there

00:54:17

’s no seamstress here you

00:54:20

know yet in general if you’re at least in

00:54:23

every there was a bottle in the box,

00:54:25

we could have killed at least in alphabetical order, the

00:54:29

heat in these lists is such a mess,

00:54:31

such chaos, this second lieutenant auditor is faithful, I

00:54:37

need a hetman,

00:54:39

I need to find a list of some seamstress,

00:54:44

excuse me, please, it’s no coincidence that I

00:54:46

should have a list of some sheik

00:54:48

wounds, excuse me, forgive me, yes, I myself am

00:54:50

surprised and even I wonder what

00:54:54

happened to all of us there, look for it and

00:54:57

you will find it, or everything will be embraced by God’s mercy,

00:55:00

but what about the cards, I know about one woman,

00:55:10

everything will be tip-top, no, you don’t need a man,

00:55:15

look who you are the seamstress yourself at the top,

00:55:18

it’s father, nothing will

00:55:21

work out, and I don’t know what he did, look, he was executed himself,

00:55:24

stupid wall, I was just talking to him,

00:55:27

and why he got here, I

00:55:29

don’t know, but everyone says so, well, it’s

00:55:34

clear, someone mixed up the pages in the

00:55:36

lists and what now what to do with this

00:55:38

what what according to his papers masudi of

00:55:41

someone else it will be very

00:55:43

difficult difficult to do for this not him but

00:55:48

I have a party tomorrow I’m

00:55:49

throwing it will let the girls out you

00:55:52

will come well come on for your sake holy father

00:55:59

take him away

00:56:01

[music]

00:56:04

[applause]

00:56:07

[music]

00:56:17

[applause]

00:56:25

well

00:56:38

[music]

00:57:08

you’re trying,

00:57:10

all my friends come

00:57:14

from Prague and you can’t keep such grass away from us to you,

00:57:17

why remove it and so we have a freedom

00:57:22

package and what’s that sweating I know, well you

00:57:25

don’t know and I’m hanging out you don’t know why we are making

00:57:29

you up figure for confession for

00:57:32

confession tomorrow they will hang me hang me

00:57:35

that’s how it’s done

00:57:37

[music]

00:57:38

they say plus repentance of the soul let’s go

00:57:46

[music] [

00:57:49

applause]

00:57:51

[music]

00:58:00

[applause]

00:58:12

only for the military we can’t

00:58:21

where we Let's have a drink sometime,

00:58:22

he's his own man, why have

00:58:32

you eaten too much henbane, you know everything here, it would be nice to sit somewhere,

00:58:36

please, around the corner and the gaitana script

00:58:41

on the harmonica of the gun, leave the

00:58:44

allowances for the garage in the kitchen and I'm talking to you like that,

00:58:49

remember, you know, it's safe for

00:58:57

beautiful people to go there girls and generally

00:59:00

decent people flax

00:59:06

to play

00:59:08

there she is there above 6 petri

00:59:12

stroma rear on pan grace

00:59:16

there she is a house jumping with then and ashes

00:59:20

strictly for the

00:59:23

Germans can we get a ruble

00:59:27

name for them from

00:59:30

me with and a leg on we will remove

00:59:34

Ali or down they cut

00:59:37

[ music]

00:59:50

[laughter]

00:59:57

you're not mine I

01:00:01

ask the tank of the forest sits down about OMS not good

01:00:06

for a glass of beer

01:00:11

with gas I'm

01:00:14

at the oakgrove

01:00:16

you have nothing to complain about your health but he'll hang

01:00:18

you for what he was born under an

01:00:25

unlucky star he wo

01:00:26

n't hang you for anything for anything it should

01:00:29

be what -that’s the reason to somehow

01:00:33

justify during the war everything is easier,

01:00:36

you can die at the front or you

01:00:39

will be hanged at home that in the forehead on the floor

01:00:43

ok and not political too, very

01:00:50

please beauties now a small

01:00:55

ping son of the

01:00:57

peak of Brownings sign up

01:01:02

at mine here on the gas and not Kovalenko

01:01:06

sits on the assault pancake to bathe

01:01:12

N.G.

01:01:14

russell and her fight su-27 step to bite

01:01:22

everyone here watermelon

01:01:28

gusev gusevsky farm after all

01:01:33

2

01:01:36

and you

01:01:38

your

01:01:40

memory is

01:01:42

wrong this is stronger water for us

01:01:45

something

01:01:46

there will pay for everything I have my house

01:01:52

head in my garden a lot I will raspberries I will

01:01:58

go on vacation I’ll bring you 10 thousand of my

01:02:15

letters, but I have

01:02:17

my letters

01:02:22

and

01:02:23

you 7

01:02:24

scales, let’s

01:02:26

go, I mean, kerosene under your skin or you

01:02:29

’ll lie in the hospital for three months, no

01:02:31

one will know about this,

01:02:34

you’ll rest and after all

01:02:37

[music]

01:02:40

[laughter]

01:02:42

[music ]

01:02:47

[applause]

01:02:51

Michel

01:02:53

essay

01:02:56

[music]

01:03:19

[music]

01:03:35

apparatus

01:03:38

[music]

01:03:40

so

01:03:43

who else and but I died

01:03:52

[applause] [

01:03:57

music]

01:03:59

donate

01:04:05

[laughter]

01:04:09

[applause]

01:04:13

and contacts lay the package no matches

01:04:22

dare to report no how can it not

01:04:26

matches each shoulders lettuce must have

01:04:28

sleeps to light a

01:04:29

soldier by matches there is what to eat without

01:04:32

matches 1 is without drinking and can give a

01:04:38

light put drink vodka

01:04:41

vodka did not drink Perun but brought out this

01:04:45

eccentric I owe him for a while

01:04:48

Chief Lieutenant Felda Vera he he’s not a

01:04:52

plus and you’re not ashamed of yourself, boy, you know

01:04:56

that you deserve a mate, in fact, you that I’m

01:05:02

drunk at the service, I’m singing and called in

01:05:13

detail

01:05:23

[music]

01:05:37

you’re not after all, we care about

01:05:39

you, darling, but Napoleon also

01:05:44

said

01:05:45

in the war this situation is me with every

01:05:47

moment

01:05:51

in the winter here is Schweik

01:05:53

and you are here to bring home and remember

01:05:57

that the service is not supposed to get drunk at the

01:06:00

seams of

01:06:45

parkour and you will understand that

01:07:01

Novikova’s

01:07:06

briefcase chicken black coffee

01:07:23

like you and Schweik Schweik admitted at the hour

01:07:27

Ramil from great I dare to report everything

01:07:31

went smoothly then when I saw off at night

01:07:34

to share and the neighboring poster came out with

01:07:37

some kind of tur on his head, he had a fez on his head, he

01:07:40

tried to break the silence of the night dates, I

01:07:43

hit them in the head, he was quiet, this shouldn’t have been done

01:07:45

alone, our owner let me

01:07:46

know that being the owner of the house is not

01:07:49

so easy

01:07:50

with us, it won’t happen with us there is

01:07:53

no house at all, your right,

01:07:55

we took everything, we only have 66

01:08:07

kreutzers, if you were a salesman in a

01:08:11

store, you could steal a keg of

01:08:14

rum and wood, otherwise, what he

01:08:18

has, they won’t give you much, you need to

01:08:25

deliver it, because he is not our owner

01:08:28

nike shoes wake I will save you at three

01:08:31

addresses borrow money you will go in you will

01:08:33

fall into the bars of Captain Schnabel you

01:08:37

will get up to 100 crores the day before yesterday by winning

01:08:40

cards and if you are unlucky there you will go to the cauldron by

01:08:42

hand to the mailer

01:08:52

you say no at home then wait at

01:08:57

least until the morning for wine money because but how to pay

01:09:01

debts and pay like that, there’s no money, it’s disgusting, and

01:09:14

also the priest, don’t spit here

01:09:19

again the dish if I want to see a

01:09:24

well-mannered person should behave

01:09:27

delicately, they’re like a shantrap, it’s

01:09:30

me who’s an ill-mannered person, octavia,

01:09:33

please, how’s that, and that’s crap, who’s

01:09:36

spitting on shelves in taxis, I always

01:09:39

wondered why it was forbidden to eat from the inscription spitting

01:09:41

on was forbidden, but now I see all this

01:09:43

for

01:09:44

you, they know the wines here very well

01:10:30

[music]

01:10:43

well, we were stunned to refresh, I did everything

01:10:48

as you ordered, prepare dinner for

01:10:51

the dining room now we’ll fire you scrambled eggs

01:10:54

Shpil who lent this to us I dare to

01:11:04

report everything was given only in front of Captain

01:11:06

Schnabel they had to kneel oh

01:11:09

what a scoundrel

01:11:10

but I told him that we need to pay

01:11:12

alimony alimony compensation for

01:11:17

the girls you told me to

01:11:20

come up with something and what is Captain

01:11:23

Schnabel besides him there there were five more

01:11:25

officers who were interested in the girl, I

01:11:28

told them she was very pretty and it’s been 15 years since they

01:11:31

asked for the address and what will happen now, don’t be

01:11:36

afraid, the configuration made a vow to them from one

01:11:38

deaf old woman in even the street,

01:11:47

you were told he wasn’t there for a long time to chew and he

01:11:51

just came back came back but he didn’t have

01:11:54

anyone we don’t accept don’t give a damn that he’s

01:11:57

getting ready for me rest

01:12:00

pankrat I’ll protest I’m helping I’m not

01:12:04

used to it my servant a

01:12:08

guest in the house did not do well God inhale I dare to report

01:12:10

this panel we give not like a mosquito he’s like a

01:12:13

grandmother shaky 18 racially thrown

01:12:16

out of apartments in the evening but he doesn’t care

01:12:17

supposedly returned for the pipe but let me

01:12:20

be so [ __ ] that he could with that once

01:12:24

there and I ask you to save me from this

01:12:26

idiot I ask you to send him the height of strenx's

01:12:34

salmon sardine now they will bring the essence of

01:12:39

shines very nice karate they give money

01:12:42

on loan and I want to find out

01:12:44

listen to me you seem to have come to

01:12:48

get money according to Lexi and it’s true, yes, I

01:12:52

think Mr. Filka is glad that I got it

01:12:55

in full, what should I

01:12:59

do? I dared that we

01:13:02

had a little trouble with this plan, leave

01:13:04

us, we need to talk, I

01:13:07

dare to report, I’ll leave if it weren’t for

01:13:12

the war, I wouldn’t have insisted with me already there is a

01:13:14

sad experience,

01:13:16

look, the lieutenant I NATO borrowed

01:13:20

700 crowns from me died at the front, the lieutenant is true

01:13:25

to you thousands of the front to take prisoner on the

01:13:28

Russian front, captain Victor and lieutenant

01:13:31

mafik forehead and the taken server and each of

01:13:34

them owes me one and a half thousand

01:13:37

crowns, understand my fears to you I all of you

01:13:41

want to say to the

01:13:42

clergyman there is no danger

01:13:46

now nettle heavy died there a week ago

01:13:49

the bar did

01:13:54

n’t pay not 800 crowns

01:13:56

but a cholera parade went and cut off a complete

01:13:59

stranger for him, this is his

01:14:01

duty I, too, tomorrow will turn her over

01:14:04

too cholera baroque punkin courage

01:14:07

really the war is being waged only

01:14:09

to drive away the neighbor, my poem, others

01:14:11

at the seamstresses, it starts cutting me, let’s say

01:14:16

kindly parkour, nothing’s wrong with you, I won’t

01:14:20

leave until I get my money, we

01:14:22

pass on yours, do with it what you

01:14:25

want to use the stuffed

01:14:30

sermon, I know how to cook

01:14:45

[music]

01:15:22

thank you God, they finally found

01:15:25

it, drove it for more than two hours, couldn’t

01:15:28

get it to the address, spat on my entire crew for

01:15:31

this money, I can’t get it

01:15:33

from Angel Kurs, leave me, they deceived me to

01:15:37

go, we’ll even give you more,

01:15:39

she help me, I’m going to prison

01:15:53

[music]

01:15:56

give it here, I’m harmful

01:16:07

[applause]

01:16:12

you see immortal souls

01:16:15

give me a gift tell me can you jump to

01:16:18

the sky please pay

01:16:20

ashamed of your rank a portfolio of chickens from after all you

01:16:23

have to pay

01:16:32

by all I pay the exchange for you only and at the

01:16:37

cruiser

01:16:38

Akhtamar 6 treat them gently

01:16:43

and in general I ask all the dead perhaps 300

01:16:46

days to the barracks for another confession, but

01:16:57

this is not enough, because I traveled with him three times

01:17:00

all the rights anymore, we have no oil,

01:17:15

no luck, matches don’t burn, who is blowing knowledge,

01:17:21

I want it again, but I don’t know what you don’t

01:17:24

know, you yourself don’t know what I want and what

01:17:28

I'm bored to the point of what I want and I'm a

01:17:41

sinner and you confess and accept

01:18:04

poured out in a year died

01:18:22

cons of you luxurious son

01:18:58

let's go, let's go lie down let's go this one you'll

01:19:01

get in the neck inexpensive good I'll give

01:19:04

myself to my sister

01:19:12

aluf figure and this is you shake what are you

01:19:20

they intercepted the crown and a little of our Lily

01:19:22

and yesterday I lost all the money, everyone jumped

01:19:31

and you I lost you at cards, Švejk himself

01:19:38

threw his claws at you Lieutenant Lukas and maybe

01:19:42

the matter does not work after half a card

01:19:49

Švejk is a duty of honor, friend, but I am an officer

01:19:57

all around

01:20:01

well

01:20:03

[music]

01:20:34

I dare to report I have done everything to give

01:20:43

more ladies I see now you have become

01:20:50

almost like a soldier you have even received a

01:20:53

uniform I dare to report to the uniform

01:20:55

my words are an order and you

01:21:00

know what an officer's orderly is a

01:21:02

faithful servant of his master if I

01:21:06

tell you to climb into the fire you will

01:21:09

do it I don’t even want to eat his leg.

01:21:11

Where are you looking? It’s

01:21:13

painful; it’s interesting; it’s a city

01:21:16

canary;

01:21:17

you took care of animals, especially

01:21:22

dogs,

01:21:23

if you need them; you want; I love dogs; a dog; a

01:21:26

friend; I once had a

01:21:30

purebred pinscher;

01:21:34

he has

01:21:37

such coarse hair on his face that he looks like

01:21:39

a convict so okay but there will be time,

01:21:46

find me a dog saber and remember with

01:21:53

it I must have order,

01:21:55

cleanliness and not faded I warn you I

01:21:59

hate lies I will punish clearly I

01:22:02

dare to report everything I understand there is nothing

01:22:05

worse when a person lies here - and as

01:22:08

for honesty,

01:22:10

honesty is a wonderful thing because an

01:22:13

honest person can achieve more

01:22:15

than anything 100 will seethe like you

01:22:18

Calvin competitions, as soon as someone starts to

01:22:20

be smart and run, they take him away from the

01:22:22

distance, this is what happened to my

01:22:24

cousin, a simple person is

01:22:26

always seen and not respect he is pleased with

01:22:28

himself corresponds to himself as again and

01:22:31

born I am late a threat to the games

01:22:33

calculations horror going to bed can tell

01:22:35

the tank to himself

01:22:36

today the basics were with an honest pamphlet chickens

01:22:40

from you recommended me as a rare

01:22:42

balan

01:22:43

I think I was wrong I dare to report I

01:22:46

was exempted from military service the

01:22:48

two of us were released from the regiment like idiots,

01:22:51

me and she, captains, he’s on the street,

01:22:55

well, and the most important thing is that they

01:23:00

come to see me, there are some who

01:23:03

stay overnight, in which case breakfast

01:23:07

is served in bed, but you can

01:23:10

only enter by calling,

01:23:16

you hear,

01:23:17

I know it yourself and that means come at

01:23:20

the wrong time

01:23:21

One day a young lady came to me and the servant

01:23:24

just brought the course at the moment

01:23:26

when we were having a nice fun, the maid with

01:23:29

fright put a hot cube on my back

01:23:32

and also said good morning, I’m on

01:23:34

duty, I’ll come at night, tidy up the

01:23:38

whole

01:23:39

last box for my appearances

01:23:41

went to front and no one in the apartment on the

01:23:44

map

01:23:49

[music]

01:24:15

[music]

01:24:58

come out why I didn’t hear, don’t lie, you

01:25:06

saw that you called, take the suitcase to the

01:25:09

room without an order to the lieutenant, I ca

01:25:12

n’t repeat to you again the things in the room,

01:25:16

I was ordered to go pinscher about your things

01:25:20

and nothing We know, madam, so you do

01:25:23

n’t mark my things, and I told you I

01:25:27

won’t do anything until I receive an order, I’m

01:25:30

leaving on someone else’s business, I can’t really

01:25:33

leave it here, please, I came to see the lieutenant

01:25:42

in power,

01:25:45

we know, and how once on our street a

01:25:48

pastry chef named Belinsky came to visit

01:25:51

-that man and when everyone left he

01:25:53

hid the closet and ran away that you entrusted me with the

01:26:02

whole apartment

01:26:03

I’m here for every little thing in return

01:26:28

I really didn’t want to talk to you like that

01:26:30

but in the service first of all

01:26:32

order is not hearts a letter

01:26:37

to the lieutenant here’s 5 crowns for the journey I after all, I’ll

01:26:45

wait for answers, no, it won’t work out, keep the

01:26:49

crowns for yourself, and if you want, let’s go to the barracks together,

01:26:51

I’ll give you your letter and you’ll wait there

01:26:56

from the view, we’ll take it away

01:27:10

[music]

01:27:19

well [ music]

01:27:54

what dare I report the letter, I’m tired of

01:28:04

my ears going to you

01:28:07

a few tenths

01:28:10

when we’re closer what are you brute for me to

01:28:13

do I dare to report anything she

01:28:16

wanted to stay in the apartment until they are looking for

01:28:17

things that I forbade her on my chess

01:28:23

street one set let u csi the young lady

01:28:26

for one night

01:28:27

and then couldn’t survive and

01:28:29

had to leave the house with healing gas and

01:28:31

herself too, and where earlier is waiting near the

01:28:36

barracks

01:28:40

by order of mercy in the bathhouse, I am obliged to be

01:28:43

with you to do everything that I see with your eyes

01:28:47

on this she gives me a hundred crowns and yours

01:28:51

[music] [

01:29:00

applause] [

01:29:02

music] [

01:29:26

music]

01:29:47

[applause]

01:29:48

[music]

01:30:12

Alla

01:30:16

[music]

01:30:17

[applause]

01:30:21

[music]

01:30:36

[applause] [

01:30:38

music]

01:30:52

[applause]

01:30:54

well, what do you say now, let's go military

01:30:59

reports would have written like this after the next

01:31:02

maneuvers, we retreated to the

01:31:05

positions prepared in advance

01:31:09

[music]

01:31:26

[applause]

01:31:29

[music]

01:31:35

[applause]

01:31:49

[music]

01:31:50

[applause]

01:31:52

[music]

01:31:55

I dare to report here too

01:31:58

[applause]

01:31:59

[music]

01:32:01

[applause]

01:32:04

okay, well, don’t wait

01:32:16

[music]

01:32:17

until the team comes back, shall

01:32:20

I come in if Ilyich

01:32:26

[applause] [

01:32:27

music]

01:33:04

music]

01:33:10

and

01:33:14

everything is fine,

01:33:17

I dare to report, I fulfilled all my wishes by the grace of panic

01:33:20

as you ordered, but thanks to the harnesses, there

01:33:24

were a lot of them, so 6

01:33:28

now she is sleeping like the dead and I did

01:33:31

everything that I could see in her eyes, I am glad

01:33:34

that I can rely on you, I

01:34:01

dare to report,

01:34:02

I have already here I called you Schweik, I

01:34:07

need to consult with you, what’s

01:34:10

new at home, what is she doing,

01:34:12

she broke a large bottle of the rider in the womb of the

01:34:16

room, vanish, plug your nose, what are we going to

01:34:25

do, I warned you by number, the lieutenant

01:34:28

warned you

01:34:29

back then, we need to get rid of it and now, otherwise

01:34:35

she’ll torture us like kittens, but how this is

01:34:38

to do,

01:34:39

send telegrams and there was a similar case to him,

01:34:43

ears nor, we will send

01:34:46

a telegram to Mr. Vendor supposedly from a kind anonymous

01:34:49

friend, we will write the address of your wife, there is

01:34:53

such and such,

01:34:55

but it’s not your fault, you didn’t

01:34:58

invite her, and of course you yourself said that

01:35:02

her husband is an intelligent person, so if you

01:35:05

get a couple of slaps went to the post office

01:35:08

[music]

01:35:33

normal

01:35:34

[applause]

01:35:36

[music]

01:35:50

[music]

01:35:51

sir lieutenant hand

01:35:58

some Navin sent a telegram with the

01:36:00

address what a meanness of unwanted profit

01:36:07

sorry don’t want to sit down

01:36:14

you’re tired of sewing it’s very good that we

01:36:20

took over here I live in barracks I am very

01:36:24

glad to offer a pony of hospitality

01:36:28

the honor of an old acquaintance these

01:36:33

amazing women

01:36:35

ran away last year with one teacher I was on the

01:36:37

road returning these houses are coming

01:36:46

just finished prepared for a special

01:36:49

school we need new officers I am very

01:36:52

sad that everyone wants to remain

01:36:53

simple observers x as if no one

01:36:55

interested in the outcome of the war,

01:36:56

you are mistaken and very interested in events

01:36:58

at the front, the war limits our

01:37:00

trade to hops, but I hope that this

01:37:01

will end quickly our strata print is

01:37:04

very good eastern without AIDS and the Carpathians our strong

01:37:05

defensive + fishing

01:37:08

line of powerful blows to me we will stop

01:37:10

even in Moscow

01:37:15

I, well,

01:37:22

have

01:37:49

I'm sorry dear how

01:37:54

can I get there knives closet you can go back across the bridge they are

01:38:00

painted with a tree then straight and then again

01:38:05

[music]

01:38:09

and you mean you're not from Prague no I'm known

01:38:16

[music]

01:38:18

not far from us I'm from disgusted and you don't

01:38:22

know him against music

01:38:24

bey hara like I don’t know him, this is my

01:38:28

cousin, man

01:38:30

[music] [

01:38:31

applause]

01:38:33

Yashin Yarosh, no matter

01:38:36

what Yarosh would object to, he’ll still

01:38:40

have beer,

01:38:41

but he’s probably already over 60, he’s turning

01:38:45

sixty-eight raunchy spring

01:39:19

video, I supplied thousands of parts a mile a

01:39:23

year, will it be all this will be sold in the

01:39:25

same quantity further, for

01:39:29

some reason I’m still not ready, all these events

01:39:31

just piss me off, you’re still trading, and

01:39:34

plus family problems,

01:39:37

this isn’t the first time he’s done this

01:39:39

last year, I ran away with some

01:39:41

professor from the closet by the neck, I’m taking advantage of this

01:39:44

opportunity I sold the city brewer myself

01:39:46

600 bags at least take the suitcases

01:39:48

yes ok dear everything is already prepared

01:39:51

downstairs waiting for the car

01:39:56

why didn’t they stand up for me I’ll let you steal

01:39:59

some thing for me and so we

01:40:02

went

01:40:15

please goodbye sir lieutenant

01:40:18

if God forbid you get wounded come to

01:40:21

us for treatment go here is not a stubborn person I

01:40:36

dare to report an example of a purebred

01:40:39

almost there I will say again a pinscher they

01:40:42

need to get used to a little

01:40:43

what is his name max tomorrow the

01:40:47

pedigree is delivered from see while they went to the kitchen after

01:40:50

well come here

01:41:08

don’t frown maxik if you look everywhere

01:41:13

and everywhere this is because every soldier is stolen

01:41:15

from his home

01:41:17

[music]

01:41:39

[applause]

01:41:49

[music]

01:41:50

since when has this not been considered the

01:42:00

colonel's concealer has been missing for a year, the furnace has disappeared,

01:42:04

do not print your advertisements, they announced

01:42:18

this will not happen to anyone else, I'll

01:42:26

try, I sewed with the Buddha of shares, a

01:42:29

marching battalion is being formed there, now

01:42:32

you can take a walk, there were

01:42:40

stubborn battles

01:42:44

smart boards, well, yes, that means in the

01:42:58

decorated dogs, I didn’t steal it from you, but you

01:43:03

knew that it was stolen, yes you

01:43:05

knew about it, you know, I would have brought you to a

01:43:23

field trial,

01:43:25

but the judges will acquit you because

01:43:29

I have never seen a greater fool in my life,

01:43:30

well, why to see this beast to

01:43:35

give you pleasure I am Zus

01:43:38

Maria you know your gives a march batik

01:43:45

masha rotika marching company we always reduce this way

01:43:52

we are going to the front tomorrow by number

01:43:57

lieutenant it will be wonderful

01:44:01

for the sovereign emperor his family on the battlefield

01:44:08

our heads will fall

01:44:12

[music]

01:44:34

[music]

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