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friends, we usually set00:00:07
our favorite melody on the alarm clock, sometimes it00:00:09
happens that this melody becomes00:00:11
part of our sleep, so imagine00:00:13
one minute to 7 the end of a nightmare00:00:17
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[music] to00:00:40
the young00:00:44
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let's continue the execution of the00:00:52
hands00:00:55
I hear this idiot part partly 1000:00:58
seconds repeat probably forced00:01:01
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every child at a pioneer camp dreams of00:01:06
finding out what the counselors are talking about after00:01:09
lights out, and the counselors, in turn,00:01:12
behave like children and00:01:17
[laughter]00:01:23
you heard the story about the black00:01:27
accounting of our camp, don’t00:01:32
then listen to another story00:01:38
one bright bright day on a00:01:42
smooth, brand new highway a00:01:45
government motorcade with a yellow yellow00:01:49
Lada Kalina drove by and suddenly the00:01:52
Lada Kalina stopped and along with it the00:01:57
heart of the main00:01:59
designer of00:02:00
the machine stopped00:02:02
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and a weak Kalina came out a man sighed00:02:13
sadly but charismatically00:02:15
all back the car00:02:18
started up and drove off but the heart of the chief00:02:23
designer of AvtoVAZ did not start and00:02:26
what happened to him, nothing happened to him00:02:29
then00:02:36
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leo story00:02:47
one day an inexperienced librarian gave the00:02:51
children of the seventh squad a book with00:02:54
spells from it the guys took00:02:56
the name and motto of their squad and every00:03:00
morning during the lineup they will lay out the00:03:02
lightning rod and what was the name of the squad squad00:03:11
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our motto00:03:20
one boy wanted to die00:03:26
because he had the lowest00:03:30
Internet speed of two hundred00:03:33
and fifty-four kilos per minute00:03:38
even a message came to him like00:03:42
this00:03:50
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to kill00:03:54
and00:03:55
and what did his parents say to this his00:03:58
parents talked about00:04:02
so this is a mouse without a shelter that works00:04:07
in 1 Bramble tell your story yes I’m00:04:11
always in all the ways and here is the most important00:04:13
terrible pitch but then listen00:04:16
one day the counselors suggested that they00:04:20
play hockey for children00:04:23
On the contrary,00:04:25
once hockey asked the children to play00:04:29
counselors,00:04:30
let's talk about and confuse everything, I want to watch00:04:33
the stories here, I need to watch00:04:37
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[music] aim with00:04:44
the puck00:04:45
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[music]00:04:55
share00:04:58
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ringing in the ears dashing attack music, more accurately00:05:13
pass the stick to the stick, hit harder and and00:05:16
everything is in order if only there are a magnificent five on the court00:05:20
and the goalkeeper00:05:23
leads the second battle with the ice squad,00:05:26
we believe in the courage of desperate guys in00:05:30
hockey 1 real men, a00:05:34
coward does not play hockey, a00:05:38
Russian does not play hockey,00:05:41
let behind the enemy’s goal more and more often the00:05:44
winning goal is again recorded by the lights from00:05:48
the row is defended by a brilliantly00:05:51
magnificent five and a goalkeeper and00:05:55
leads there were new00:05:57
mines we believe in the courage of desperate guys00:06:01
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astaire and men, a00:06:05
coward does not play00:06:07
hockey00:06:08
[music]00:06:23
leads the ice squad00:06:26
we believe in the courage of desperate guys00:06:28
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[music]00:07:02
delusional friends00:07:04
we we believe in the courage of the desperate00:07:08
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uneven city type as a type of00:07:24
defense00:07:25
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you are ready then let's go00:07:39
for jokes and this is not a joke00:07:44
welcome to the super league00:07:49
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comedy show00:07:55
super league premiere October 31, 170000:08:01
STS first Russian folk horror film00:08:06
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Assange00:08:37
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why did I spend00:08:43
hours00:08:50
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[music]00:08:56
mom00:08:58
all the words00:09:01
avast00:09:03
a00:09:04
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[music]00:09:24
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our team watched a lot of00:09:48
horror films and decided to make our own00:09:52
scariest film of this year, the night from00:09:55
Thursday to Friday00:09:57
part 1 a trap00:10:04
where we are something terrible place there are00:10:07
torn walls and only ruins oh my00:10:09
God muscles in advance00:10:12
russia it guys basement you quietly hear00:10:15
someone walking00:10:19
someone is walking music you00:10:21
hear someone swimming00:10:26
who's here wildly you hear someone Alexey I'm00:10:30
Alexey00:10:38
what's going on here you have exactly four00:10:41
minutes to get out from here otherwise you00:10:44
all and00:10:46
damn on everything ah-ah-ah00:10:49
so I'm getting out of here I watched horror movies it's00:10:52
either saw or salin hill so I'm00:10:55
cutting myself off a lot now also 100 are00:10:57
you serious yes lan just kidding00:11:03
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on the floor you can give a hint to the guys00:11:13
cell phone00:11:14
damn here half of the buttons are missing and what00:11:17
are there are only 0 and 2 guys we are00:11:20
fabulously lucky we can order00:11:22
laurent by number 2020 not that00:11:26
the boy needs to call the police00:11:28
[applause]00:11:30
[music]00:11:33
sorry now all employees are busy00:11:36
reforms of the Ministry of Internal Affairs on instructions from the president00:11:39
stay on00:11:45
phone lines won't help here00:11:52
[music]00:11:59
[applause]00:12:03
[music]00:12:05
no. not renting videos, time has passed, a00:12:10
deadly test awaits you00:12:12
[music] a00:12:16
deadly test00:12:18
[music]00:12:24
first I put you on a crocodile so then00:12:28
I will light your signet then I will throw you on the00:12:32
stakes so then00:12:38
why is he silent00:12:42
sorry and walked away in general there will be00:12:46
only one left as it should be you’re doing something,00:12:53
I’m doing at least something, guys,00:12:56
let’s split it up, then I’ll go there, so I’m00:12:58
with you, why am I scared00:13:04
to go and00:13:09
[applause]00:13:12
Ilya stop scaring me,00:13:15
stop, that’s enough, I’m tired, I don’t want to look00:13:19
at your nonsense, I don’t like it, don’t look,00:13:22
get out of here, I’ll get you out of here I’m letting go no we00:13:25
won’t go anywhere here I liked it then I’ll leave00:13:35
Alexey00:13:44
part 2 music credits00:13:47
and today00:13:49
Vladimir00:13:51
is imagining00:13:52
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Poland00:13:57
Agata Pavlovna00:13:59
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and in the video Vladislav00:14:08
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[applause] [music]00:14:15
sega mega drive was with you 16 bit00:14:18
thank you,00:14:20
every main character should be able to00:14:22
look at the situation from a different angle,00:14:24
so let’s try and we all00:14:26
know the plot of the fairy tale Teremok well, let’s00:14:29
imagine what these events would look like00:14:30
in the genre of horror films,00:14:35
I’m a little mouse who lives in the little Teremok00:14:42
[music]00:14:50
[ music]00:14:55
I'm a frog-frog who lives in the little house00:15:06
[music]00:15:17
I'm a runaway bunny who lives in the little house00:15:27
[music]00:15:34
I'm a fox-sister of the crafts in the little house00:15:37
lives00:15:50
[applause] [00:15:55
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[music]00:16:29
what a beautiful abandoned house00:16:33
we'll spend the night here00:16:35
[music]00:16:44
[applause]00:16:45
[music]00:16:52
and00:16:56
[music]00:16:59
where00:17:01
to go on vacation outside the city, well,00:17:05
the car didn’t break down, the driveshaft answered there,00:17:09
I didn’t get caught in the rain and asked us to00:17:14
find it00:17:16
and00:17:19
thank you for being a friend in removing Mr.00:17:25
this story belongs to Mr. Hendrix00:17:28
thank him00:17:30
Mr. Hendrix is not a cultural way of00:17:32
expressing00:17:33
places called Americans00:17:37
Mr. Hantrid what does it mean narrow-eyed00:17:40
you00:17:41
agree there is no other name for the dwarf00:17:44
friends well settle down she is with00:17:47
Mr. intrigue San Paro he has an00:17:49
evening run today00:17:51
Mr. Hendrix you need to run you need to00:17:53
take care of your body00:17:56
so the guys are here all the ships and don’t you00:17:59
think that this place is some kind of strange00:18:13
end of what did you take against the order00:18:21
midnight time to take a shower all00:18:24
alone and then we will wander into the00:18:28
darkest corners of this house excellent00:18:30
de00:18:32
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[applause]00:18:48
something happened00:18:54
she was in in the shower, in clothes, of course, the00:18:57
dead00:18:59
shaggy is washing, and number 2, yes, in some00:19:02
horror movie, the thorn will not die first00:19:04
[applause]00:19:11
let's go to bed and00:19:14
then I'll put hidden cameras in the house and00:19:16
film everything00:19:20
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[applause]00:19:36
[music]00:19:39
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[music]00:19:52
traces of someone's work on a branded one,00:19:56
well, I filmed everything on a hidden camera,00:19:59
it's time to watch fast00:20:00
forward00:20:08
[applause]00:20:26
everything is clear where can I forgive I00:20:31
found out to buy this address there, let's00:20:33
get out of here,00:20:36
write 000:20:41
and everyone was killed by00:20:46
friends friends you you can’t just00:20:49
leave, the thing is that Mr. Fedor00:20:51
was rehearsing all night, you were in a hurry, let’s00:20:52
listen to him like look00:20:55
[music]00:21:01
friends, how would you go in, let’s00:21:03
finally make a connection and it happens and00:21:08
you blinked00:21:13
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[applause]00:21:30
you’ll ask what we have00:21:33
our motive is very simple00:21:35
[music]00:21:41
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[music] [applause]00:22:08
friends why did we show just such a00:22:10
musical presented you see the ore00:22:12
it can be terribly funny to00:22:18
celebrate the beginning of summer the guys00:22:22
went to a boarding house near Moscow00:22:34
then I gathered you and so that you answer00:22:38
for your sins for what kind of sins00:22:41
of nature for not leaving an heir00:22:44
but I’m only 2400:22:49
[music]00:22:51
[applause]00:23:09
these walls are moving00:23:15
[music]00:23:27
from here00:23:32
[music]00:23:40
because00:23:43
The guys are fine, you're a bunch of copper00:23:47
guys, Kostya Kostenka,00:23:50
well.00:23:57
8th building00:24:00
they don’t see me already did something so00:24:03
let’s think that the killer is the killer who00:24:07
no one will think of00:24:09
spider Ilya00:24:13
guys look what a strange inscription00:24:16
and why is it hanging in the air00:24:19
not an00:24:26
African00:24:32
well me00:24:34
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like00:24:40
men a dog of war a man I’m here for the course, do00:24:46
n’t worry anyway, don’t wait, let’s go00:24:48
find the sheet,00:25:00
why are you laughing so sarcastically,00:25:03
because laughter prolongs life00:25:10
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[laughter]00:25:18
[music]00:25:26
these guys have a T-shirt in the register, and Dimon and I are00:25:30
here to scare people00:25:32
[music ]00:25:37
very bad let's be kind00:25:40
ghosts but let's try00:25:45
[applause]00:25:46
[music]00:25:47
look grandma can't cross00:25:50
the road I'll help her00:26:01
[applause]00:26:03
and forgot00:26:04
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look the bird's wing is broken on00:26:15
our floor00:26:20
look less squeaks hello guys have a00:26:23
beer00:26:30
and let's run to save Vovka and they ran,00:26:35
let’s better save Milka, look, he00:26:38
wants to jump from the roof, he ruined the equipment00:26:49
[music]00:26:53
look, Alexander Alexandrovich,00:26:56
it’s interesting to know that we are here, let’s give it to me,00:26:59
I know like movies about00:27:00
ghosts, by the way, with a coin00:27:03
[music]00:27:09
[applause] [music]00:27:22
let’s let's wait until he drinks00:27:28
Dolan seal he doesn't see us00:27:45
[applause]00:27:46
[music]00:27:51
[applause]00:27:58
[music]00:28:03
where00:28:30
[applause]00:28:35
[music]00:28:49
probably the spirit of Charles Perrault00:28:52
is now somewhere in the hall because he couldn't00:28:55
miss the interpretation of his Cinderella fairy tales00:28:57
Riga Goths00:29:02
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[music]00:29:09
[music]00:29:12
[applause]00:29:13
and00:29:15
stand the good fairy where Cinderella is going,00:29:19
let me go and I will do a00:29:23
miracle, then find me an office in the00:29:26
center of Moscow for 20 bucks per square,00:29:31
dear child,00:29:34
what are you doing, the evil stepmother forced00:29:38
me to separate the flour from the non-torment00:29:41
[music] that’s why00:29:50
you’re so angry no that I’m but the00:29:59
whole00:30:02
[music]00:30:06
browse00:30:07
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and00:30:15
[applause]00:30:19
okay I’ll go to the tank through the forest looking for00:30:25
adventures on the sacrum00:30:29
[music]00:30:33
oh it hurts and who is this I'm Robin and that's it,00:30:38
shoot the man who00:30:40
hit the squirrel in the eye from a hundred paces, I'll00:30:42
tell you a secret, these were very00:30:46
small steps and an extremely bug-eyed squirrel an00:30:53
hour later at the ball,00:31:02
yes,00:31:06
[applause]00:31:10
hello, I'm the prince, the owner of the ball, would you like00:31:15
a kilo of venison kef sharpen00:31:19
but in our family no one did not00:31:22
why is this a very scary story00:31:26
[music]00:31:29
in the fall a rainy gray day00:31:33
about metals murano darker00:31:37
[music]00:31:38
jumped out to meet her00:31:42
from him as she articles00:31:46
[music]00:31:47
and pour on the00:31:50
manual00:31:55
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what's driving sat another00:32:05
alley00:32:07
[music] [applause]00:32:13
first of the traditional tournament00:32:16
the winner will get the hand and heart of the00:32:19
beautiful Cinderella00:32:21
the rest of Cinderella's body will be00:32:23
played out during the regular season00:32:28
Prince Charming and the complete robber00:32:32
Robin Gauche are invited to the stage00:32:34
who will start I will start no I will start nits I00:32:38
will start I I’ll start and good talk naughty00:32:41
you,00:32:42
well, you’re just like Obama waves00:32:47
Prince shoots00:32:49
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70 out of 100 is not bad for the party in power00:32:58
[applause]00:33:06
how much is it really 40 sir00:33:13
shoots Robin from Locksley00:33:17
100 you shoot great00:33:21
[music]00:33:23
won Robin Hood00:33:31
Robin got you Cinderella and the handsome00:33:34
prince, to celebrate that he didn’t get00:33:36
Cinderella, gave drunkards and robbers00:33:38
a whole island which is now known to us00:33:41
as Ireland00:33:43
[music] [applause]00:33:50
your assignments, a friend is learned in the game, and here00:33:53
we are ready to say that a friend is made in00:33:57
Moscow, because this is the most gothic city00:34:01
[music]00:34:02
[applause]00:34:06
[music]00:34:18
spinning close up00:34:22
[music]00:34:24
yet00:34:27
and00:34:30
I’m not00:34:34
gala00:34:38
Moscow00:34:40
so00:34:44
because00:34:52
the night before an exam can be different for00:34:55
some people it’s sleepless and for others it’s00:34:56
calm and also the night before an exam00:34:58
can be mystical and so on00:35:02
sports station went to Dimka's dacha to00:35:04
prepare for exams00:35:10
I00:35:18
was like it didn't come out good joke at two00:35:21
o'clock in the morning in the forest they are serious I'm00:35:23
talking about no I'm not saying it's not an option I'm a00:35:25
series00:35:35
okay guys don't panic let's00:35:38
go on a real train you'll see the schedule00:35:40
on what dates it runs on leap days00:35:44
you're a strange place00:35:46
I'll go out into the field at night with a knight from the knight00:35:51
across the field we're the only ones walking sky00:35:56
man and where's the knight then he's a chess00:36:04
man we have an exam in the morning can't00:36:06
tell you how to get out of here00:36:08
no one has ever gotten out00:36:10
[music]00:36:14
local time 28 hours 79 degrees00:36:20
difference with Moscow 16 hours like in a fairy tale near the00:36:24
Lukomorye green oak golden chain on the00:36:27
oak that day and in the afternoon like Pushkin then00:36:32
[applause]00:36:34
Pushkin is all right00:36:42
asked not to disturb00:36:44
[applause] [music]00:36:46
guys let's not fall into panic00:36:48
logic payphone who has children it's 2 kopecks, it's00:36:51
too bad to do it and in 2009 we'll find00:36:54
2 kopecks before the lancet started up the salon doesn't00:36:56
work00:36:58
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call me look00:37:03
call me for God's sake00:37:08
before or no don't take me away from here I00:37:12
like it here00:37:19
I understood everything simply you need to behave00:37:22
just like the locals, you are here, let me sing, call me,00:37:30
call me, for God’s sake,00:37:32
after a while, stretch out the00:37:35
news and deep ones,00:37:38
please call, at00:37:41
least it vibrates, at least the money00:37:48
or even with caution00:37:53
spoke for the call,00:37:55
hello00:37:57
taxi axes00:37:59
how many cars to choose four00:38:02
five cars00:38:04
at 5, we'll take00:38:08
the notes, picking up the00:38:11
address, yes,00:38:14
thank you, there's nothing to fix, guys,00:38:18
buy yourself,00:38:21
thank you, girl, we don't need a bullfinch,00:38:23
buy it, otherwise you'll regret it,00:38:27
thank you, we don't need an exam, don't be00:38:30
sorry,00:38:33
Dima, watch your cholesterol, I00:38:39
wanted some butter00:38:41
[laughter]00:38:44
he aren’t you all going crazy, let’s00:38:47
get out, let’s run to the other side00:38:49
[music]00:38:53
look at the bus, they’ll save you00:38:57
great00:38:59
[music]00:39:01
[applause]00:39:03
look at grandma grandma how to00:39:05
get to the institute here’s a magic00:39:07
ball where you can roll down the mountain from00:39:10
thank you00:39:12
[music ]00:39:15
[applause]00:39:18
Dana is here from where00:39:22
[music]00:39:24
look dunno I don’t know how to00:39:27
get out of here and00:39:29
know for the kit00:39:33
dunno how did you kill him from a flower00:39:38
[music]00:39:44
hello guys the exam will be late00:39:47
take us please do you have00:39:50
gerek00:39:58
some kind of bullfinch without not a weight on the train00:40:01
can’t be00:40:04
heard at that pace in general we won’t make it to the institute there00:40:06
would be at least four more hours00:40:09
left00:40:10
local time 4 hours left00:40:15
heard here wishes come true Vova00:40:18
try00:40:20
you know I want all wishes to00:40:23
come true eat up wait but so that00:40:27
only good people make a wish00:40:30
[music]00:40:33
[applause]00:40:41
and I want money a lot a lot of money there is no00:40:44
only 2 kopecks00:40:47
it came true guys I’ll call you how I have a00:40:51
normal relationship everyone stinks00:40:54
hello and let the executioner00:40:57
know the fuss and only you can call me at 4 o’clock in00:41:00
the morning so00:41:01
that it happened again00:41:05
no00:41:07
yes no need swallowed a magnet you can’t00:41:10
from the refrigerator to no everything is much more00:41:14
serious the00:41:15
ladies of the guys in it than for the exam we won’t00:41:18
come to some strange place stuck00:41:19
here angel Pushkin came out young and00:41:22
mine understood to come on Tuesday I’ll tell the00:41:24
guys about eczema agreed00:41:28
then don’t forget,00:41:36
friends, you know, that’s how it’s always the night before an00:41:40
exam, you prepare, you study it yourself00:41:42
to replace them and there’s some kind of network missing,00:41:44
weight, you00:41:45
know, I think I know where all this00:41:47
could have happened where where00:41:50
[music]00:41:58
[applause]00:42:02
[music]00:42:08
good evening on stage KVN team00:42:10
player team blurring the line between the00:42:12
cinema screen and the auditorium00:42:14
what about the light camera motor00:42:17
[music]00:42:24
friends our team believes that films00:42:27
about zombies are too cruel to make00:42:29
them accessible to a wide audience we00:42:32
decided to replace the soundtrack with a more00:42:34
positive one00:42:36
[music]00:42:52
[music]00:42:53
everything in a bunch00:42:55
[music] [applause]00:42:58
andhe00:43:01
usually00:43:02
[music] [applause]00:43:06
[music]00:43:08
smells here00:43:10
[applause]00:43:14
he became the00:43:16
foundation became00:43:17
[music] [applause]00:43:19
[music]00:43:22
if in front of us [00:43:24
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small and no one we don’t believe00:43:29
[music]00:43:31
[applause]00:43:34
in return00:43:37
but00:43:39
he00:43:40
[applause] [music]00:43:43
you00:43:45
and00:43:47
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[music]00:43:49
inscription00:43:54
[music]00:44:00
with yours to retake00:44:02
[music]00:44:04
from someone00:44:07
[music]00:44:10
1 .00:44:12
this is a puff set00:44:15
without00:44:20
[applause]00:44:26
special that it is00:44:27
[music] [applause]00:44:36
[00:44:43
applause] [applause00:44:54
] [music] [applause] [music]00:44:58
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[music]00:45:08
[music]00:45:20
[music]00:45:21
[applause] [00:45:25
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dear friends, 2016 has been declared the year of00:45:35
cinema, we are the only cinema00:45:38
team of the club, now we have shown the trailer00:45:40
and really hope that you00:45:41
will see the full film. The major league was with you, the00:45:43
KVN team player thank you00:45:45
[music]00:45:49
despite the popularity of high-budget00:45:52
films, films shot on an amateur00:45:54
camera also bring in big income and00:45:57
therefore our team decided to film our own and00:46:00
so Sega mega drive 16 bit presents00:46:02
based on the film the blair witch00:46:05
mystery forest00:46:07
[music]00:46:08
today september 6,00:46:11
2010 we are in some very very00:46:14
scary forest so let's check00:46:16
if anyone is here and have a00:46:20
ride someone-who-who00:46:29
needs to be scouted for this, let's00:46:33
split up00:46:34
according to the worms, don't00:46:37
bother us, they're filming00:46:40
this forest, this forest is not only scary, but00:46:44
also very strange,00:46:46
what are you doing, look at me00:46:54
[applause]00:46:58
hello, I'm scared, let's leave here, we've been00:47:01
here for a whole week and we haven’t eaten anything at all,00:47:03
we need to find something, look at00:47:05
the mushrooms about aspen00:47:10
boletus00:47:14
chanterelle boletus about00:47:19
honey mushrooms there’s enough of us here00:47:25
[music]00:47:35
in this in this forest it’s very, very scary00:47:37
what a terrible piece of garbage some kind of stuff I00:47:40
’ll go home so Ilya wait and also the movie before00:47:42
Why bother here behind the camera,00:47:44
look at how such films are made, oh00:47:46
my God, what’s going on, help, run, run,00:47:50
hurry up, run, run under the games, at00:47:53
least run, run quickly, oh my God, I’m00:47:58
leaving, I’m hiding, nothing threatens me00:48:06
[applause]00:48:15
this is a great film, you00:48:18
really saved us when watching it often films we00:48:21
want our comments to influence what is00:48:24
happening on the screen so imagine a00:48:26
girl watching a thriller bloody night00:48:28
five00:48:33
let's go to the devil's basement just don't00:48:38
split up00:48:39
together have fun00:48:41
I've been wanting to tell you for a long time damn it00:48:45
was impossible to find a prettier actress00:48:50
that I love you00:48:58
[applause] I00:49:08
've reached it, I'm worried about the girls, I'll go into00:49:12
the house and check on them and forget about them and00:49:14
save yourself00:49:20
[music]00:49:27
[applause] so I've00:49:34
got you now you'll kill me first and00:49:39
then you'll talk,00:49:43
so you've got me now you'll tell me00:49:46
where you're hiding my friends in00:49:49
the movie they filmed damn it - then the stupid00:49:53
ending, they didn’t even explain why the00:49:55
maniac kills everyone, a00:49:58
simple depressive stage00:50:01
whose father beat him in childhood,00:50:06
you all know that Mikhail Vasilyevich00:50:09
Lomonosov followed a fish00:50:11
train to Moscow, let’s imagine what00:50:13
this story would look like in the genre of horror films00:50:30
[applause]00:50:33
[music ]00:50:35
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[music]00:50:53
[applause]00:51:03
well, what do you want from me00:51:04
[music]00:51:07
Moscow there is00:51:14
a situation that every00:51:17
child in the store was afraid of as a child at the checkout,00:51:21
God bought kefir, I forgot, son, wait while I’m in00:51:24
line, mom, I’m now.00:51:28
[applause]00:51:32
but00:51:33
[applause]00:51:35
boy, I’ll be behind you,00:51:37
mom, you’ll pay 1000 rubles,00:51:40
why is it there for so long, then some guy00:51:43
stands there and deliberately delays you, and you do00:51:46
n’t have money, you’ve decided everything,00:51:56
I can’t believe that you’re my son,00:52:00
how can I? I’m ashamed and ice that you’re00:52:03
firing me, it’s all because of you, I00:52:12
managed to do everything, well done, stood alone in00:52:16
line, do you want me00:52:18
to buy you ice cream for this right now,00:52:23
find recently they started making00:52:25
very predictable films, so you watch00:52:28
it and immediately guess what the00:52:29
next shot will be, guess what will be the00:52:31
main character guess what the00:52:33
end will be so our film is not like that it’s00:52:37
called fig guess00:52:42
[music]00:52:59
girl you are so beautiful you are simply00:53:02
wonderful but you need to offend the headquarters and00:53:05
hand it over now00:53:15
[music]00:53:20
look who it is a slow00:53:32
asteroid passed by the earth00:53:35
[applause]00:53:42
and00:53:47
the killer why am I00:53:50
not and am not00:53:59
[music]00:54:01
[applause]00:54:06
well, here we are, who came and who00:54:10
was brought,00:54:13
what a massage, is his cousin sitting, but let’s00:54:25
go, the Spartans, it’s00:54:30
time to go up00:54:33
accounting and00:54:35
bite him on the side00:54:38
[music]00:54:42
this will00:54:43
not please00:54:46
and I should take that one00:54:47
[music]00:54:50
he can’t be there00:54:53
[applause]00:54:58
look, you’ll guess00:55:02
for a long time, we’ve shown you a00:55:05
lot of different families, but we00:55:07
’ve never shown a family, and so meet the00:55:10
Adams family00:55:13
[music]00:55:23
fest orthopedist drinking, guess what, you’ll die from00:55:26
alcohol, just promise00:55:29
[music]00:55:31
I hope you remember that today00:55:33
my fiancé will come with his parents to00:55:35
meet and discuss the wedding, of course00:55:38
we remember Vance yes, go put the room on you00:55:40
dads need to talk well in the coffins I00:55:43
saw you like this I am categorically against00:55:45
this wedding judging because our daughter00:55:48
talked about these people are not a family,00:55:50
but some kind of freaks, my love, well, maybe not00:55:52
everything is so bad, by the way, they are already00:55:54
coming, go to the cellar, bring some wine,00:55:58
mampap, I want to warn you right away,00:56:00
my fiancee is not an ordinary family, and00:56:03
normal people are allowed to show it, you00:56:05
can’t, but it’s good for you, no you don’t understand, it’s00:56:08
not an ordinary family at all, two00:56:12
dads,00:56:14
okay, just come in, meet me,00:56:17
hello, I’m gomez, I’m aware, I’ve already been00:56:20
warned,00:56:26
well, why can the bank between getting acquainted with00:56:29
[music]00:56:32
ps3 behave normally, okay, I’ll go, I00:56:35
brought the sushi courier there, just don’t eat sushi00:56:38
sushi no00:56:41
[music]00:56:43
martisha love my guests have come where are you00:56:46
my pale toadstool where are you my ugly00:56:48
cobra run beloved so that I don’t00:56:51
hear anymore that I don’t give you compliments00:56:55
well, finally everyone is assembled and I00:56:58
offer to drink wine I buried him for 20000:57:00
years two hundred years Ruslan, you can’t wait until the new year,00:57:06
well, what can be in their table, of course,00:57:09
pass here we have dried00:57:12
bat mushrooms with mold for windy fish00:57:14
oil so that I no longer hear that I’m a00:57:17
lousy cook00:57:20
jet mood John mine with00:57:23
my sword Olya00:57:35
chair I’ll take the tester where are you going Mom from00:57:39
Kokorin is inviting us to go for a walk,00:57:44
well, just get acquainted, and we’ll go00:57:47
throw knives at the gardener, and if I kill him,00:57:50
it means you’ve won. Have00:57:53
you already thought who will be the host at the00:57:56
wedding?00:58:08
on00:58:11
our side there are 50 people only grandmothers it is not00:58:13
yet clear what is not clear with00:58:16
our countries or with yours00:58:18
[laughter]00:58:19
[applause] [music]00:58:30
[music] a00:58:35
bottle of wine in the cellar stood for 5 seconds 30000:58:40
that 300 this bottle stood for three hundred years00:58:43
this champagne with ours weddings,00:58:46
forgive me, yes no, you will forgive us, but there won’t00:58:49
be a wedding, we don’t want our00:58:51
daughter to find a family like you, ahu,00:58:54
if only we could start talking, you know that we can get such00:58:57
exquisite wine and such manners,00:59:00
maybe we don’t have so much money and such a00:59:02
beautiful castle, maybe we occupy such a00:59:05
position in society, what are you leading to by00:59:07
trying to figure out what we are better than00:59:10
men at? Such a smart wife, that’s enough,00:59:13
just leave, there won’t be a wedding00:59:15
[music]00:59:18
the wedding will still take place,00:59:20
what is it, yes, because we love each00:59:23
other and because we want to spend our whole00:59:25
lives together and because we don’t care00:59:28
what you think, and I’m also pregnant,00:59:37
he’s in charge, why are we welcome00:59:42
family, let’s00:59:43
put up wallpaper,00:59:44
why are we better at putting up wallpaper than you,00:59:49
and00:59:51
lately, films about zombies have become very popular among young people,00:59:54
so we’ll00:59:56
show you Bryukhovetskaya’s version of the film00:59:58
zombie attack so imagine there is01:00:00
only one person left on earth, he is01:00:02
as bored as possible01:00:10
everyone hello my name is Sergei bizon01:00:13
malafeev today we will talk about zombies01:00:15
everyone had this when you ate the brains of01:00:17
this Borisov and didn’t get enough01:00:21
why not laugh I was getting ready01:00:26
damn column kaas I hate01:00:29
this turn, I’m not the only man01:00:32
on earth, I’m a woman, but this is a turn01:00:34
[music]01:00:40
listen, how did you even survive, and of course,01:00:42
with the help of corn, it’s like you take01:00:45
corn, throw it, and a zombie walks onto the road and01:00:47
bends down to see what the01:00:48
hell is there, and they hit their head with a sword I chop it off so you01:00:51
could throw anything I01:00:53
tried to throw off the dream with corn horseradish01:00:54
chop off your head is not bad listen it01:00:57
turns out you are the last man and01:00:58
woman so maybe not and if I find01:01:01
some booze definitely not so in short I have01:01:03
here now I’ll take the things01:01:10
what happened01:01:14
damn juices they surround us we’re running to01:01:16
my house and it’s taking you so long to run, but the01:01:19
picture on the screen changed and it’s like they’ve01:01:20
arrived01:01:22
[music]01:01:24
but here it is and it turned out great for me,01:01:27
it’s the Premier League baby,01:01:32
sit down, I also don’t know what to01:01:34
offer you, you’ll have sex, you’ll have tea, they’re01:01:37
all right I said you won’t have sex01:01:39
then I won’t either,01:01:44
listen what a beautiful view you have, look at01:01:47
how many constellations and what is a constellation01:01:49
but how is it when the stars look like01:01:50
some kind of Eurovision-type creatures that01:01:52
well,01:02:00
maybe they’re supposed to be after all and01:02:02
[music]01:02:06
what’s that I also don’t worry about zombies, I’m full, the01:02:09
sense of this is so much when I was working01:02:12
there to suck these brains, don’t Perry suck01:02:14
everything, thank you, you’re free, listen, but it’s01:02:17
time to go to bed, if I01:02:19
put anything on the Ajax folding bed for you in the bed,01:02:21
I put it on why I haven’t had a folding bed for a long time,01:02:23
let’s change the subject, I don’t know let's01:02:26
listen to the music whatever you say01:02:30
people people if you write this they give it away like01:02:35
swearing we are called this is the radio isn't there a drink01:02:38
they refused how we will call you for the same sake which01:02:40
means you are not zombies come to us the01:02:42
last stronghold of humanity blurra01:02:45
rare go nuts it turns out Bryukhovetskaya01:02:48
there are people running there01:02:53
[music ]01:02:54
and01:02:57
oh my God, the chattering sieve of this parish has01:03:00
finally arrived01:03:11
[applause]01:03:20
somehow it’s not strange that we are rejoicing, too,01:03:23
in the belly vat there are few reasons for joy as01:03:25
they know how, and what kind of01:03:28
[ __ ] did01:03:31
it finally turn out, but he bit me the01:03:34
damn zombies01:03:40
are not so fast not are turning, I realized, it’s getting01:03:45
dark in my eyes, how sad it is that I01:03:48
can’t do a somersault now, why would I01:03:50
like to die beautifully, I01:03:52
don’t need it, and you know what I regret most of all,01:03:56
what is that I never learned how to01:03:58
breakdance the01:04:00
clock is not the time to start01:04:03
[applause ] the01:04:08
next president of the United States will be a beetle that I’m01:04:11
just checking whether you’re listening to me or not,01:04:13
of course I’m listening because I think I01:04:16
fell in love with you then you know what to01:04:19
do but I can’t kill you so01:04:22
here01:04:29
we are with you about01:04:30
what you need and an overcoat01:04:35
to suit me01:04:37
[ applause]01:04:54
to friends, what did we even want to say01:04:56
with this number, by the way, yes, it’s very interesting01:04:58
what we wanted to say with this number, that01:05:01
corn saves people’s lives, I think no,01:05:03
come to Bryukhovetskaya, we have fun,01:05:05
definitely no no, we wanted to say that the01:05:08
main thing in life is love, and for us01:05:10
the main thing is love this is knee wow this is01:05:14
straight to the point01:05:16
team kawaino this thank you01:05:24
to stand out at the festival we decided01:05:27
to show something special the team of the higher01:05:32
school of economics is presenting the01:05:35
acclaimed musical ball of the vampires01:05:39
[music]01:05:43
for many years now and the01:05:48
family doesn’t have01:05:51
an oscar there will be a ball in my castle and i01:05:54
need the queen you our queen is01:05:58
idiots, I’m a man, in general, I need a01:06:01
victim,01:06:03
let’s gather advice and give stupid01:06:05
Sarah, wait, what about advice 8 sweater, is it really01:06:08
cold there, and01:06:10
no one will save you, and according01:06:16
to statistics,01:06:19
every third vampire slayer is always a vampire, look 1 201:06:23
3 I didn’t say that the order of01:06:27
vampires is different from the number of teeth01:06:30
you have, how many teeth do you have 32 income 30 and01:06:34
how many teeth do you have? Is it three before you want 2 does01:06:37
anyone else have questions yes I have a question01:06:40
you have a question means and not a01:06:43
sailor means and a vampire01:06:46
bought soil nothing pisa that just yes yes yes yes01:06:50
no need for gratitude and I’ll go kill the01:06:52
main vampire you want I’ll go with you01:06:55
no buddy it’s too dangerous there and at this01:07:00
time01:07:01
the bags but where is my victim the01:07:05
woman and you haven’t seen the count here what kind of01:07:08
woman is it I’m a vampire count he stole he01:07:13
bombs and what do I need to do to01:07:15
become a vampire you need to sleep with01:07:18
me but wait but I heard that you need to01:07:21
bite you can decorate but in short you can miss01:07:25
neither yours it will happen at the ball01:07:28
[music]01:07:31
life01:07:34
[music]01:07:38
well, Sarah this is my castle here I am I’m torturing01:07:43
here I’m torturing here I’m disappearing01:07:47
everything is absolutely brutal what’s going on there filming01:07:50
maxim maxim01:07:52
[music]01:07:53
[applause]01:07:55
tell me what will happen to me after01:07:57
your bite01:07:59
my bite will not last01:08:03
you will not live forever01:08:07
as you become and the general01:08:10
and you will pass through01:08:13
endlessly you will not so subscribe from the kind01:08:17
[music]01:08:20
beauty you're safe run away from here01:08:24
idiot it's me01:08:28
[music] like01:08:36
that from the major league01:08:43
but despite various blows of fate01:08:46
we like what we do and we are01:08:49
ready to move on with it but01:08:51
I would like to end with the words of the anti-doping01:08:53
committee dear judges, pay01:08:56
attention to these guys, there is clearly something in them01:09:03
[applause]01:09:04
like against Jason, alien vs.01:09:06
predator, superman vs. Batman, but01:09:08
believe me, you have never seen such a confrontation before01:09:11
Amayak Akopyan vs. Wolverine01:09:16
[music] [applause01:09:26
]01:09:30
[music]01:09:40
[applause]01:09:46
properties we decided to dedicate to the01:09:49
historical character Count Dracula01:09:51
Dracula is first and foremost a man and like01:09:53
any man there comes a moment when you get01:09:55
tired of biting young maidens01:09:57
you want to bite one for the rest of your life so the01:10:01
castle is on the outskirts of the village and Dracula is01:10:03
moping01:10:05
[music]01:10:15
Regard take it away you01:10:18
won’t finish drinking no01:10:22
you’ve done it my task yes I'm about the01:10:25
last topic01:10:27
[laughter]01:10:33
to01:10:36
the last one01:10:37
she says yes it's better to sit01:10:45
I won't bite it01:10:50
aaaaaaaaaand she01:10:52
laughs hotly it's me crying it's you01:10:54
so bad part for all women go01:10:57
home I I think I won’t come back,01:10:59
help me bring it back, you won’t come back, I01:11:05
know01:11:06
.01:11:09
[music]01:11:11
and01:11:21
he definitely didn’t have anyone else, her01:11:24
twin sister doesn’t suit me, let’s go01:11:28
[music]01:11:31
meanwhile, in Helga’s sister’s house, you01:11:35
see, you’re married and you’ll be happy, she takes you away01:11:39
with terrible force and will01:11:44
consider you a01:11:45
better person than the01:11:49
guests01:11:50
[music] ]01:11:58
[music]01:12:00
how different01:12:10
and yet in vain we ate it, we did it like that,01:12:13
mummy, yes, I also told my father that it’s not01:12:15
necessary, but he doesn’t give birth,01:12:18
well, when will the article arrive, mummy, you01:12:21
don’t know, I’ll go and look at01:12:25
your goods, we have a dead man before the merchant, the merchant,01:12:30
so what, let's go to the room and try, I have01:12:33
n't seen Stamatov's rule01:12:36
sloppy moose have arrived and daddy has01:12:39
n't returned from the hunt yet and who is daddy01:12:41
hunting for vampires because I'm Van01:12:46
Helsing these creatures are completely crazy they01:12:49
stopped drinking and I wo01:12:56
n't let you into the house drunk01:13:00
daddy with the water has arrived, the matchmakers have arrived, but01:13:04
let's drink from a silver dish, a01:13:09
strong medal in the ears01:13:11
[music] here, have a01:13:13
bite of Jewish salad, and right there01:13:16
one garlic, this is a very Jewish salad,01:13:19
daddy needs this, the guest has become attached, go calla01:13:22
lilies on the wheelbarrow, just like calla lilies01:13:25
Katrina, I wanted to confess to you,01:13:29
you know, I’m the one the person whom your01:13:33
father curses at every opportunity, that’s01:13:49
not what I wanted to say, you know, I bite01:13:53
people, oh, this is a cool game, then it’s01:13:56
my turn, and when I take a shower,01:13:58
never stopping my soul on the01:14:01
edges,01:14:03
when I come to visit, I finish01:14:06
taking off my shoes in the middle of the corridor, I01:14:08
turn higher When I worked as a01:14:12
cashier, I never gave change in your hand,01:14:15
you're a creature01:14:20
[music]01:14:21
[applause]01:14:23
give me, I have to confess to you,01:14:25
I'm a vampire and I thought you'd never be this low,01:14:29
but01:14:31
well, I got caught by Dracula01:14:37
of the serve and who were you shooting at, you just01:14:40
didn't get there01:14:42
Well, that's it, Dracula, it's over for you,01:14:50
what have you done,01:14:52
ah-ah-ah, you're now menu search, and it really01:14:56
sucks,01:14:58
Timothy, you're waiting for a fight of geese and make it01:15:00
immortal, but01:15:02
wait, if I make it immortal, then01:15:05
you'll bring us one01:15:07
three-liter bank of blood a week, good,01:15:09
just give back the money,01:15:13
there's more one nuance you understand, it will01:15:15
stop being reflected in the mirror then the01:15:18
mino cursor do01:15:22
you know why this story is forever01:15:25
because this is the story of an ordinary Russian family01:15:27
where to get it constantly drinks here wants to01:15:30
kill take it and well, there is a black mark in the family01:15:32
and no matter what good deeds the son-in-law01:15:35
does in his eyes mother-in-law, he will always be01:15:38
some kind of ghoul01:15:40
[music]01:15:45
on an01:15:48
optional moment in the works of Master01:15:51
Margarita is Satan's ball, but if01:15:54
you think about it, the ball is the same corporate event, but01:15:57
only the forces of evil, and01:16:00
since at a corporate event, evil must01:16:03
increase,01:16:04
meet the carmen group01:16:10
[applause]01:16:16
[music ]01:16:25
raise your hands01:16:28
nothing good let's go01:16:31
he disappeared into the darkness I put on my pants01:16:35
thread and because in the dark01:16:39
I'm here01:16:41
and the water I'm singing about that I was01:16:52
I'm burning I'll make the01:16:55
kikimora01:16:57
grin01:16:58
in general the usual belay01:17:01
[music]01:17:04
Margarita Sakhno horse01:17:07
mackerel01:17:08
you to me01:17:10
.01:17:11
[music]01:17:15
answer01:17:17
and are01:17:19
you still alive01:17:23
there they ask the first interview01:17:27
this is karma for a better ride that night01:17:29
losing less often01:17:33
[music]01:17:38
[music]01:17:53
well, that's it, mommy about the01:17:57
fashion for tres cuadro01:17:59
damn why did I tell him the login and01:18:02
password01:18:04
[music] that01:18:18
's all went01:18:20
[music]01:18:30
but in reality, of course, it’s not01:18:31
Sergei Lemokh and not even the commander of the dark01:18:34
army, in fact, I and the OSCE hummer01:18:44
[music]01:18:51
[applause]01:19:00
[music]01:19:06
small nations are represented by the family of which01:19:10
millions the01:19:11
Adams family01:19:15
[music]01:19:24
but I ask everyone to become01:19:31
This meat has such an exotic taste, how do01:19:35
you cook it, very simply, you take the01:19:37
pork, rub it with pineapple, waddle it with01:19:39
boiling oil, run it with garlic, then01:19:41
stuff it well with apples, wait until the01:19:44
pig dies and into the oven01:19:47
[music]01:19:56
ok well you can go for a walk01:20:00
[music]01:20:02
I’m thirsty too little girl in and01:20:06
girls it’s bad, well, you’re a [ __ ],01:20:10
you’ll say too, it was a city day,01:20:15
they could have scratched my car,01:20:19
uncle freestar, tell me the01:20:23
class is being poked out, I don’t know, tell me.01:20:29
stop being fir stunted by these children, what kind of01:20:34
manners are these rednecks01:20:39
[music]01:20:41
you can swear like normal people,01:20:43
for example, like our neighbors ella fitzgerald01:20:45
& louis armstrong01:20:47
[music]01:20:50
[laughter]01:20:56
[music]01:21:02
you should go there and01:21:05
yes01:21:13
[applause]01:21:14
[music]01:21:25
turn it off01:21:27
[applause]01:21:34
baby, well, I love you01:21:46
[applause]01:21:47
mom and I'm going to die soon you01:21:51
see the clock, but then not soon,01:21:55
you won't see it from here, it means soon and01:21:59
dad will soon die right over your left01:22:04
shoulder that's right that was something just to01:22:07
do something accident01:22:09
[music]01:22:13
girls we are going with a poster to the Grushinsky01:22:17
festival of bards,01:22:19
listen to what we have prepared01:22:22
[music]01:22:25
bend cyanide01:22:29
walk along the beach they01:22:33
called themselves nudists beautifully for everyone and we don’t01:22:36
wait, we sit on the sidelines, it’s great01:22:40
that we are all here got together with binoculars01:22:44
and the01:22:49
next song about the Middle Ages01:22:53
comes the time01:22:55
people lose their heads01:22:57
and this time is01:23:01
called case well well01:23:07
well the third song is about love and01:23:11
what kind of woman01:23:14
what kind of woman01:23:18
wrap up01:23:25
[applause]01:23:27
dad01:23:28
I've grown up and it's time for you and me to01:23:32
talk about sex01:23:34
Well, of course . just ask mom01:23:39
complained01:23:42
[applause]01:23:51
so you ask me01:23:53
but I fell in love we will live separately I01:23:59
will go to Moscow and work in the State Duma I01:24:01
wonder who will take you there01:24:04
Shandybin highway and the goal and I won’t take him01:24:07
[applause]01:24:10
who goes I will never be able to anyone to fall01:24:14
in love because from a friend and01:24:16
inhuman animals, but Fester told you01:24:19
this, you01:24:23
will tell me that it was also a city day,01:24:26
you could scratch my car,01:24:30
sex, understand, it doesn’t matter what you look like, the01:24:33
main thing is what’s inside of you, that’s what’s01:24:35
inside of you,01:24:37
pork, that’s the01:24:39
main thing, it’s pork and you know why01:24:44
because you don’t love me, of course you’ll01:24:47
excuse me, maybe now I’ll say01:24:49
complete wisdom01:24:56
[applause]01:24:57
but everything in this world happens thanks to01:25:00
love01:25:01
[music]01:25:03
[applause]01:25:06
if the whole family is disgusted by my signature01:25:10
food01:25:11
yogi salted from love01:25:16
and poking around day and night under the hood of an01:25:20
old Lada, this can only be done for01:25:25
love01:25:27
and to love currencies01:25:32
love01:25:33
I live and who01:25:38
is01:25:39
[applause]01:25:42
and01:25:43
[applause]01:25:44
[music]01:25:50
and they sing01:25:52
about us01:25:58
apa01:26:02
today in our film lecture01:26:04
you will see 1 Indian horror film and01:26:07
we guests the author of the picture, tell me how01:26:09
you came up with the idea to make a horror film,01:26:11
well, do you know this story that01:26:14
happened to me one day01:26:16
once01:26:22
[applause]01:26:25
[music]01:26:29
quite01:26:33
[applause]01:26:37
[music]01:26:43
besides flowing and flowing into the gang drops of01:26:47
veras from my jaws acid is falling you are01:26:51
a stranger and I am a stranger, we are strangers at this01:26:54
celebration of life01:26:58
[music]01:27:00
[applause] of01:27:02
any world01:27:05
[music]01:27:08
[applause]01:27:11
[music]01:27:15
ladies and gentlemen,01:27:18
we present to your attention the first ever01:27:21
interactive film in which the fate01:27:24
of the characters and the plot depend solely on01:27:27
your imagination so call us and01:27:30
vote01:27:32
enjoy your viewing01:27:35
Alfred Hitchcock presents the film01:27:39
Grandfather Mazai and the Hares01:27:42
based on the novel by Stephen King bite site01:27:48
[music]01:27:52
Israel01:27:53
we for I don’t like this place01:27:55
[music]01:27:56
Mazai why is there so much blood here Mazai01:27:59
that you messed up a lot of blood a lot of blood01:28:02
maybe someone carried blood and shed01:28:05
a little01:28:11
model01:28:15
we know who it is don’t worry it’s a01:28:26
poltergeist you believe in these tags01:28:28
signs about01:28:30
vampire hares manger you will be bitten by a01:28:34
vampire hare write lost your01:28:36
ears will grow and01:28:39
all your life you will feel the need for01:28:43
carrot juice01:28:44
base ointment and things promise that01:28:48
if I turn around, come in, you’ll shoot me right away,01:28:50
mazai, I can’t promise you this,01:28:52
firstly, I don’t have a gun, and01:28:56
secondly, you owe me a hundred bucks01:29:08
[applause]01:29:11
where did01:29:13
you hear how they only have a01:29:16
model and01:29:17
these are hares vampires01:29:30
[music]01:29:32
in my opinion it seemed01:29:43
[applause]01:29:47
base what's wrong with me what's going to happen to me and01:29:50
style not01:29:52
us for what what style and maza shoot01:29:57
Fedora then01:29:59
you've turned into a hare what should I01:30:02
do with you here are the first01:30:05
voting results 30 percent want01:30:09
Fedor to be shot,01:30:11
another 30 want Fedor not to be shot01:30:15
but impaled, and01:30:18
finally 40 percent, although everything01:30:22
ends well and Fedor gets off with the01:30:26
third group of disability01:30:32
[music] I’m01:30:34
old, I’m treating for any disease,01:30:43
what do you have, I have gastritis, gastritis01:30:51
who01:30:53
Grandfather, turning Fedora back into Fedora,01:30:58
I have01:31:00
one thing against the curse,01:31:07
hold it01:31:08
because it’s a lighter pacifier01:31:16
I can’t remember weakly the king must and01:31:19
[music]01:31:21
g200 with a fold I01:31:26
can’t help you not to acts must01:31:34
[applause]01:31:37
I01:31:39
will help you disenchant and lo01:31:42
finalgon and canister01:31:50
though before01:31:56
[music]01:32:01
well, hurry up, come on, what do you have, these are01:32:06
magic wands,01:32:08
do you want me to turn him into a bloody mess,01:32:15
give me 2 relays, what not, and here are01:32:19
the results of the second vote 3001:32:22
percent want the wizard to burn01:32:25
the hare, another 30 want the hare to give 10001:32:30
dollars and I hanged myself and finally 4001:32:34
percent want everything to end01:32:37
well, that is, in anal sex01:32:43
[music]01:32:46
I didn’t even know that I would love a hare and you01:32:51
know that women love with their ears01:32:55
[music]01:33:00
[applause]01:33:02
judging by your ears I’m not the first01:33:10
percent viewers01:33:11
want an intriguer to appear in the film01:33:16
[music]01:33:24
I didn’t know that I would love hares01:33:28
so I don’t know01:33:30
[music]01:33:40
for published that I would love to come in communists01:33:45
[applause]01:33:46
[music]01:33:48
[applause]01:33:50
I am a01:33:51
native Muscovite01:33:53
I will never wear01:33:57
this you brought the whole communist idea01:34:00
to Moscow from St. Petersburg, you might01:34:03
think this is what I came from01:34:05
Chelyabinsk01:34:11
[music]01:34:14
Russia forward01:34:20
[applause]01:34:26
[music]01:34:34
Moscow01:34:36
Moscow stains don’t quarrel01:34:45
good evening dear friends super01:34:47
premiere new project of the most powerful01:34:50
team challenged each other to01:34:52
find out which of them is better, well, the01:34:55
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КВН Хэллоуин сборник 00:00 - Прерванный ночной кошмар. Радио Свобода КВН 2014 Премьер лига Вторая 1/4 01:03 - Страшилки. Днепр КВН 2010 Высшая лига. Первая 1/2 08:03 - Первый русский народный фильм ужасов. Проигрыватель КВН 2015 Премьер лига Первая 1/8. 09:45 - Фильм ужасов «Ночь с четверга на пятницу». Сега Мега Драйв 16 бит. КВН 2010. Премьер лига Первая 1/4 14:20 - Теремок в стиле фильмов ужасов. Проигрыватель. КВН 2016. Высшая лига Первая 1/2 16:43 - Ужастик в доме мистера Абрахама. RUDN University. КВН 2017 Премьер лига Вторая 1/4 22:17 - Призраки. Станция Спортивная. КВН 2006 Премьер лига Первая 1/4 28:48 - Золушка в готическом стиле. Рижские готы. КВН 2011 Премьер лига Вторая 1/8 34:52 - Странное место. Станция Спортивная. КВН 2009 Высшая лига Вторая 1/8 42:08 - Зомби апокалипсис под позитивную музыку. Проигрыватель. КВН 2016. Фестиваль Сочи "Красная поляна" 45:49 - Бюджетный фильм по мотивам фильма «Ведьма из Блэр». Сега Мега Драйв 16 бит. КВН 2010. Премьер лига Финал 48:19 - Триллер «Кровавая ночь 5». Москва не сразу строилась. КВН 2015 Премьер лига Первая 1/8 50:07 - Ломоносов и рыбный обоз в жанре хоррор. Проигрыватель. КВН 2016 Высшая лига. Третья 1/4 51:13 - Самый большой детский кошмар в магазине. Минское море. КВН 2010. Премьер лига Финал 52:23 - Фильм в стиле «фиг угадаешь». Пирамида. КВН 2008. Высшая лига Вторая 1/8 55:02 - Семейка Аддамс. Будем дружить семьями. КВН 2018. Высшая лига Первая 1/2 59:51 - Зомби атака. Нате. КВН 2016. Премьер лига. Вторая 1/2 1:05:23 - Бал вампиров и Ван Хельсинг. Сборная ВШЭ. КВН 2017. Отборочный фестиваль в Сочи 1:09:04 - Амаяк Акопян против Росомахи. Проигрыватель КВН 2015 Премьер лига Первая 1/8 1:09:47 - Граф Дракула. Такая история. КВН 2019. Высшая лига Первая 1/2 1:15:49 - Группа «Кар-Мэн» против сил зла на корпоративе у Сатаны по мотивам «Мастера и Маргариты». Вятка. КВН 2011. Высшая лига. Третья 1/4 1:19:06 - Семейка Аддамс. Сборная малых народов. КВН 2005. Премьер лига Первая 1/2 1:26:02 - Первый индийский фильм ужасов. РУДН. КВН 2004. Высшая лига. Вторая 1/8 1:27:09 - Дед Мазай и зайцы-вампиры. Сборная Питера. КВН 2002. Высшая лига. Финал 🟡 Подписаться на канал: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCudnwGsIfsKmrkb2YKgW1CA?sub_confirmation=1 🟡 Ссылки на официальные сообщества МС КВН: https://kvn.ru/ - Сайт МС КВН http://vk.com/kvnofficial - группа МС КВН в ВК https://twitter.com/kvnofficial - страница МС КВН в Twitter https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Instagram https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser - страница МС КВН в Facebook
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