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[applause]

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[music]

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[music]

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[laughter]

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YouTube such a copy of Strike

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Hello everyone, well, how do you like the book

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guys, do you mean the book that

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we are discussing today Harry Potter and the

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Goblet of Fire Come on Harry Potter and the Goblet

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of Fire Well, that's it it’s going according to plan

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that Seva Tell me how you read it

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in time I read it in time I didn’t really

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like it

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and when you read it a long time ago

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today on the plane I finished reading it then I’m not

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surprised that you didn’t like it

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too late like Fincher’s film 7 it’s

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too late I watched it doesn’t stick out so much in that

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regard that

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I associate myself with Harry, as a child I

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read Max Fry more, the same

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topic is just like The dude Yes, the dude is

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like The dude didn’t

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work out in real life either, they invited him and

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he’s awesome and so it goes and

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bam-bam and that’s it -he was nobody

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Labyrinths he was nobody in the real

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world I was somebody only in that world

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Let’s just talk about Harry Potter I don’t

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know

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when adults for example here I’m

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reading now and I’m really screwed uncle I really feel sorry for what

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the

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[ __ ] you’re doing these two unhappy

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people, evil characters, these are unhappy

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people in an unhappy marriage with a fat

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child with metabolic problems, and

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here comes a guy who is

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so tipsy with a stick, I’m like that

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now I’m reading, I’m like, Lord, well, he

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puts up with this wife every day, as they

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explain her in some way - then with enlarged

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teeth there this son sits fat and this one

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came and is like this Now I need the

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Magic Academy he is such a [ __ ] [ __ ]

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that by the way I don’t understand why they were so

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mad that he would go to the Academy of Magic

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I really just don’t understand the

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only thing is that it’s like uh well that is,

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maybe such a logic that like our beloved

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fat son will not go to the Academy of Magic and

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you won’t go either

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If you studied with Uncle Vern

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at the school of magic, we talked

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You can’t eat outside of Hogwarts

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so funny dest I’m just, well, I

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remember everyone, remember remember the South

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Park series this is when the main

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characters were playing Lord of the Rings

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and some [ __ ] were playing Harry Potter

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with wands, that

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's when I was like, this is my height,

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these books came out when I was there, but I was like, there was a

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fireball, there was a fireball, Well,

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nothing,

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Harry Potter is for nerds, that's it dark

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elves

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real men

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Sometimes I will wear others this

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is Harry Potter who got hooked on

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morphine

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mephedrone Harry Potter tried

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Why How will it actually be you the

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fourth part turns out now I did

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n’t read the films I watched everything with the child and it

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ends as if it came to

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life again evil and everyone needs to continue to fight and

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nothing good and death seems to be

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quite an adult ending no

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ok ok This is if

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you get to the bottom I’m creating a Nerf here Okay

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these are releases like someone should be like

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Harry Potter In general this is [ __ ] I think

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20 percent of the audience maybe 15

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of this issue they are like Yes dude but

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the rest of the comments are so damn that this is the

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deposit that came

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they say Forgive me in advance you won’t

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stop

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me I’m honestly very close to Harry

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When I was little I also studied at a

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magic school a magic school of design

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or as young people now say in an online

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school design Well, of course not Hogwarts

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Hogwarts in England and studied in Russia

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School of Wizardry

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content One day an

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online owl flew to my computer, it was like a

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contextual owl,

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I clicked on it,

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don’t ask, you better not imagine Well,

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actually, I ended up in the magical

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world of design And what’s in it magical,

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in addition to the atmosphere of knowledge, you mean

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kindness Well, how to say everything is magical,

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look, learn how to work when

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you finish your studies, you can do it from anywhere, from

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anywhere in the world, from any gadget, I

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actually have a class professor

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MacBook about 2019 yes For your

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generation, real magic Thank you for

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feeling the dialogues

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yes And the most important thing is that you know what you like, you do

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n’t have to go to that damn Hogwarts, something

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happens there all the time, students die

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here, you sit calmly at home, you sit in

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safety, you study, but you

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still get more practically with

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professionals And in general, thanks to

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working with professionals in six

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months you can already cast your first

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spells Photoshop author

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bombard effect Maxima in design figma Cinema

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4D

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lumos And what faculties are there the

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direction of design protection from dark

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tones the history of graphics

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Quidditch Well okay seriously I'm other

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faculties I don't know exactly

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The only thing I know I recommend you

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basic courses is the Faculty of Graphics

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design from scratch to about this If I’m mistaken

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about Hufflepuff And what else is magical there

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is a

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convenient schedule, internship, employment,

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it was a direct connection with professors and

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mentors And the most important thing is that online

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design schools operate under a license,

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unlike Hogwarts, again, but I don’t

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know, it seems to me there are definitely no

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documents for training there, there is hardly

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anyone even teaching I highly

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doubt it, well, in short, I highly recommend

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the content is cooler than Hogwarts five times in

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honor of Black Friday, 55 percent discount

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using the Avada Kedavra promo code

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Well, just for information Since you are

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so carried away, you can look at the work of the

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content students, they just recently

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drew covers for the book Harry Potter

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Well, that’s probably enough already devoting

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time to my personal stories and life

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experiences Let’s continue discussing the

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book you read the book of course of course the

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first time I read this book was a

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week after translated into

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Russian this was the only

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Harry Potter book that I coincided with in

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time, like I was about 13 years old there and

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I just finished reading the third and then

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the fourth came out this was the only moment

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when I was actually friends with Harry Potter

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on this book this is the same a

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book in which Harry Potter ceases

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to be a completely children's book and

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begins There are deaths, murder, and so

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on. This is that moment in general, this is the

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moment when 14 It's time to

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get acquainted with life. Well, for example, in this

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part, when they save you from the river at the end,

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you can test and they each take out

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some kind of prisoner from the river and he

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clings to someone who is not his prisoner

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because he is also friends with him, and so on. Well,

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what the [ __ ] do you think, do you

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think you are the smartest now, do you think you will come up

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now, you will only take your friend and

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there everyone is a professor such oh 4 died how

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come they didn’t follow up on his number 3 wizards

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Hooligan

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people are dying here we started talking about a tournament

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of three they are four one will die there it’s still

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stupid there are only three more friends Harry

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Potter exactly Well like exactly like And

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this is this what they called him And this is this

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bald jock

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usually because of one date Homer

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is the magic of a brother I think the question is there are no people

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closer than Hermione Are you what is this Victor

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Kramal is a star Why are you what is this

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Victor

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Kramma dude dude this is Victor Krum a

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Quiditch star

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Why then does Harry Potter have damage and not

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this is an Indian woman Why wasn’t she

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standing there they went to a snowball party And like

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why was Ron standing there they’re the chick

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he’s dating is

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Gemini’s

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best friend and Viktor Krum has no friends

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and they’ve already gone through everyone Okay,

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who was he on a date with recently

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from the book where they go to Harry Potter with

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their bunch of friends and see how the crane is

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worried, nervous, crying, there are no friends to

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save in the duel and Harry

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Potter says take one of my

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friends

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and save him then this is from a separate

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book, cut scenes from Harry Potter

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this is who

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would not want if they were on a date with Hermione

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they would find his granny from Croatia

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under the water they would put me under the water I didn’t

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like it

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I actually mean the Goblet of Fire the goblet of what

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the [ __ ] where is the goblet of water we [ __ ] it up

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somewhere somehow the goblet of air is Avatar

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[ __ ] or Harry Potter my What are we talking about here?

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Starting from the first part, we already understand

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that it’s unlikely that he

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just stupidly slipped and broke

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this moment, that his name kind of falls

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out of the goblet of fire that he threw

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like what is this, this part

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will talk about how everyone sucks

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Potter into one moment just at every

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stage Potter is like oh-oh-oh they say to him

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[ __ ] off the [ __ ] So do the [ __ ] in

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this book, on the contrary, he kind of encountered

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hate for the first time like when they

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gave him these badges they did the same against him

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in this part of the damage Here they are We

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had a serious quarrel, too, for the first time,

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the first time, yes, well, these are teenagers.

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Who is your favorite crybaby character?

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I also didn’t understand why they didn’t come out.

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I didn’t understand either. I didn’t understand either,

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because we are similar energetically,

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precisely in character,

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cheerful,

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cheerful, you’re a little crazy and

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crybabies but kind, I understood Sanya, you

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don’t have much thoughts about the book, yes I understood correctly,

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please, how do you like Harry Potter The Goblet

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of Fire Well, I watched the movie first, I

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always watched it there and I didn’t like Harry Potter at all,

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and when I read it in the book, I realized that

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Harry Potter everyone is some kind of [ __ ] Well,

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like, I

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always help him, but I’m like crazy,

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like

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positions on the book,

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everyone helps him and he thinks that

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they are kind people, in fact, the dude

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who helped him was the

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main villain And when does thunder

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sit here and talk he’s like, well, this is

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actually me trying to kill you,

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sending him, and even Harry Potter was sitting there, he did

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n’t believe him anymore, he’s just not

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like that, in fact, all the books about Harry are

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books about how easy it is to [ __ ] a child.

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No Dude, that’s for real. a lot

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because I kind of didn’t want to talk about it

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at the beginning, but in a good way they

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arrange three wizards for the tournament,

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they drag him through the whole

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performance so that at the end he

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touches the cup;

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and Give

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him everything the [ __ ] he puts on his boot he’s in the

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cemetery minus 300 pages it’s immediately

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teleported

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And everything is yes yes but Voldemort was not

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ready yet at that moment well And if he

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wasn’t ready why not then let

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Harry go live in peace without the [ __ ]

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tournament and at the end don’t enchant his

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[ __ ] mug Harry Potter move it

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at the end when we already needed his

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blood so that Voldemort

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could be reborn yes yes the

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office at school is

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the only then creepy scene in the

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entire film When he comes to donate

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blood and there it begins

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answer Why is everything wrong Why exactly

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the cup

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and because the cup was brought

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from the Ministry Yes from the Ministry and oh

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she just had the opportunity to enchant the

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cup some other objects

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inside Hogwarts they cannot

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enchant because they first of all they

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can Dumbledore will understand because the dumbler

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controls everything.

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Yes,

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they don’t check the cups for

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Harry Potter 14 enchant the whitefish, that’s all,

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he’s just going to smoke. Between this, he

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takes the whitefish and teleports the

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place of drugs

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no, they took good luck

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[laughter]

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we won’t disperse anything today

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okay I just clarified the meaning why do you

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think it’s a drug Everyone wants

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you remember everyone like that

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they told me Choose Choose the faculty

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Choose the Academy I chose Felix Felicia

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the most important thing was to

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learn how to do it at Hogwarts yes yes it’s as if you

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can learn nothing at all Just

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drink it in your eyes

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and if he also drank a potion of good luck you

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always wear it around your neck you took good luck to

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drink it at some point harsh and

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he drinks it before you and you drink yours

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to win But since he is lucky you have

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there just urine

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unpleasant just water

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can cancel Felix Felicia with his

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actions are just Well, looks are when

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you know how lucky you are, but you can be

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lucky, not only you won a

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million dollars, you can maybe tell a story like this:

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Like he was lucky, a bullet passed close to his

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heart

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[laughter]

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are you that this is the name of a racist

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in another book about this in another in another

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book

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[laughter] a

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super protected space

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with super magic, they still end up

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breaking this [ __ ] That you

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can’t teleport here, they teleport him from there,

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but in some such

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sophisticated way, it’s all so

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complicated, it’s

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just possible I should have come up

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to tell Harry if you wanted to touch the cup,

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I think I could have taken the ring and

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immediately pinned it on Orlov.

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And this is not the same

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damn book and the ring could have been fine

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with the tergons, we all help. And in general, it

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was strange when at the end this Barty

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Crouch was like I’m Barty Crouch Everyone time

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Harry Potter helped you so I don’t give

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a [ __ ] that you Barty Crouch

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helped the difference Let’s be friends

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spine Yes And that’s what was strange

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there all the love lines are revealed

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at that moment it’s like teenagers they’re

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straight and there they shoved all the love into one

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part she was waiting until they turn 14,

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in the last book she’s like, well, if they

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[ __ ] 13-year-old is completely strange

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Let’s wait another year

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or so Well, like, usually a guy is like this He’s like

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this, and the

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Korean Asian girl is cool, like

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two Gemini Wow, that’s cool

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And my friend’s sister I won’t give a [ __ ]

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just an ordinary girl

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there, Ron's mom was flirting,

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this is the end, this is all this, this is all the

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articles, there is a book,

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I hate it when books end,

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this is

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that I'm from the future, yes, what is this, what is this, what is

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this, my favorite book,

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what are you sitting with that face on, my favorite? Yes, yes,

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yes. ended

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Don't be sad my young friend I came

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specifically from the future to

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tell you that in our future books don't

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run out, it's like we have lines of

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sentences from MTS and what are these lines? This is a

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large library with a bunch of books, their audio

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versions, podcasts and magazines, that's why

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we have in the future, at the same time, a good book will

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always be followed by another, and everything is

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very convenient and laid out on shelves,

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look

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at the exclusive books There’s even a house

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under the Sharangoslin rock, a huge

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library also with audio versions Wow,

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all the books are on my phone, but Tell

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me more quickly What else there will be in

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the future what else have we achieved there so far

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nothing special has happened lines so far the

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most interesting thing is I am from the not very

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distant future

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Or rather I am you in a month everyone is already

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using lines but nothing special

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has happened yet And what about your

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clothes then

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just I’m

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experimenting It’s just that in the future I

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dress like a fool Okay, don’t

00:21:24

rush, don’t talk nonsense,

00:21:26

you will have a

00:21:29

time machine

00:21:31

in the future. Well, at least in the future I will have

00:21:34

lines

00:21:35

[music]

00:21:39

Let’s discuss

00:21:41

the slavery

00:21:44

of elves Yes, the slavery of elves, your attitude

00:21:46

towards this, what do you think we do in general

00:21:49

Let’s not even touch on the plot,

00:21:52

almost everything, come on quickly Tell the plot to

00:21:55

everyone who doesn’t know Which means a boy

00:21:57

who is already a boy who has been

00:22:00

studying at the school of magic for a long time, he is called the

00:22:03

chosen one, comes once again in the

00:22:06

hope that again all his troubles are behind him, but that’s

00:22:08

not the case a super tournament

00:22:11

of wizards was announced in which

00:22:13

all the best wizards should take part, he does

00:22:15

n’t go there because of his age, but he doesn’t

00:22:19

even go to tournaments,

00:22:39

tournaments, he’s never competed

00:22:45

there, they say the other three participants are

00:22:48

completely clean near the entrance to the living room,

00:22:50

they took

00:22:52

someone who wasn’t even waiting for them, buying up these

00:22:54

messages to someone Just come and

00:22:55

hand over these papers You are a participant in the Triwizard tournament

00:23:02

Don’t take any letters from strangers

00:23:04

[laughter]

00:23:08

Harry wants to participate in the

00:23:11

Triwizard tournament or not, wins it

00:23:13

because absolutely everyone around him helps him,

00:23:16

but it turns out that this is not a

00:23:18

coincidence circumstances and one of those who

00:23:21

helped him is actually a traitor

00:23:24

who initially

00:23:26

tied up one of the professors turned

00:23:29

into him and all this time led the

00:23:31

operation from inside Hogwarts cunningly Yes,

00:23:35

in the end Harry Potter passed this last

00:23:39

test which already looks like a

00:23:41

piece from the movie The Shining and in general -at

00:23:45

this moment, Harry Potter, having reached the

00:23:47

final cup, grabs it with

00:23:52

the power of magic. Transfers it to the cemetery where it

00:23:56

ends up; a trap has long been prepared for him by an

00:23:58

old man who tried to

00:24:01

kill him when he was a baby; his

00:24:04

henchman and his snake are alone. So

00:24:10

Harry would have written in general.

00:24:13

sequentially, a cemetery with the help of a

00:24:15

magical ritual resurrects an old

00:24:18

enemy And uh, at this moment everyone understands

00:24:21

that evil has returned, but for some reason they are the

00:24:24

greatest dark magician and 40 more men with a

00:24:28

dark past cannot catch him in the

00:24:30

cemetery and dump Kanevsky comes out and is

00:24:33

such a nobody I didn’t expect that the tournament

00:24:35

would be the beginning of a terrible situation.

00:24:38

Well,

00:24:41

[ __ ] off with my boomer references

00:24:44

in this issue

00:24:46

and in general Harry Potter returns

00:24:48

home because he was again fabulously

00:24:51

lucky. We know what’s ahead. Dark

00:24:54

times, poor Cedric Diggory.

00:24:59

Now

00:25:03

take my body and give it to me. parents Well,

00:25:07

like Harry Potter or how the

00:25:10

additional purchase pulls him out Well, like he’s going like everyone else,

00:25:12

he could die there too,

00:25:14

his body such boots there have

00:25:24

n’t taken his body yet,

00:25:28

our boy Nothing, we’ll teleport in

00:25:31

a second and pick him up, you

00:25:42

could just say And where is Cedric he already

00:25:45

stayed there

00:25:47

in the cemetery of the country, like damn, this is

00:25:51

stupid by the way. He takes his body from the cemetery and

00:25:53

gives it to his parents.

00:25:57

Well, that’s awesome, and they carried him to the cemetery

00:26:02

[laughter]

00:26:08

How would he grab the body and his

00:26:10

parents are like that, it’s not Shchedrik,

00:26:17

magic is everywhere, [ __ ] wands I took so that

00:26:21

you can see [ __ ] among the death eaters,

00:26:23

it’s worth

00:26:26

we can discuss Quidditch competitions in general

00:26:29

And this is when the

00:26:32

first terrorist attack of

00:26:34

the eaters occurs in the

00:26:36

magical Federation,

00:26:38

by the way, I’m confused there And how damn much

00:26:42

is it

00:26:44

in general And how then is this

00:26:51

loud, a lot of

00:26:53

new items, ordinary ones, they have to be refueled all the time,

00:26:56

bewitched, they stop

00:26:59

to work and one who is forever

00:27:04

like with a mother Well, okay, not the most,

00:27:07

I don’t fully understand, but in general there is

00:27:10

also only one mother. That is, there is a woman who

00:27:13

will feed you, who will kiss you, but

00:27:15

this is not the mother, they also need to be constantly

00:27:18

refueled, but the Kvich championship Well, what

00:27:21

happened there it’s cool, but I would always play

00:27:25

Quidditch so that everyone plays on credit and two

00:27:29

dudes catch snow and this most often

00:27:31

overrides the results of all the games. How

00:27:34

exactly [ __ ] yourself? Well, in general,

00:27:37

everyone on the team feels unnecessary when they

00:27:40

[ __ ] around for 3 hours, knocked out this sword after sword and

00:27:44

then some dude from the other team

00:27:45

just catches the sword Well, roughly

00:27:48

speaking, if you’re a catcher on the team, you see that

00:27:51

you’re either a hero after the match or they’re just [ __ ] with you

00:27:55

Well, thanks [ __ ] That’s how they communicate with

00:27:58

you

00:28:04

here, like one team is so

00:28:06

different What happened never happened here

00:28:09

caught nothing these still won

00:28:11

But it's like Wow once every 100 years

00:28:14

usually everyone is like that just not

00:28:17

not a rule you have to work hard that's for sure I

00:28:19

was thinking about that too our something is just

00:28:22

really hard to catch it's like

00:28:24

in boxing So off to the ring two

00:28:27

people are fighting and 10 more people are fighting next to the ring.

00:28:32

But those five, even if they won, the boxer

00:28:36

lost, they lost, uh Yes, here I

00:28:40

had to knock out the mouth guard from another and catch it

00:28:42

with his mouth,

00:28:44

there is a boss at the Championship covering

00:28:46

like here is a big match, everyone has gathered and an

00:28:49

attack is taking place

00:28:50

death eaters on magicians with the aim of

00:28:53

simply scaring them, I understand correctly, they

00:28:56

just fall, like we’ll arrange it cleanly

00:28:58

Death Eaters, like football fans,

00:29:00

turn over tents

00:29:08

and so on And we also know that

00:29:14

only at the end of the school year, after 9

00:29:17

months, the Dark Lord was reborn No, he will be

00:29:20

reborn later at the end books, he is already

00:29:22

preparing to be reborn, it is also not clear

00:29:24

if he is preparing to be reborn and until he has been

00:29:27

reborn, he can, on the contrary, not make

00:29:28

a noise.

00:29:30

This was a sign for all the other

00:29:33

death eaters that, like, Soon we

00:29:35

will need to get together, a black mark is for

00:29:37

them, but they all have them on their hands The

00:29:39

black mark and they know how to

00:29:42

manifest it and make it hot Why couldn’t they

00:29:44

tell everyone here why [ __ ]

00:29:46

this one should have been arranged Because

00:29:49

there is a death eater without a mark there is an

00:29:51

idiot

00:29:52

who is not a fan of tattoos for

00:30:03

20 years really come

00:30:08

I don’t understand there everyone buys them all the time

00:30:12

The dead are more expensive and more expensive

00:30:14

faster, there is such a thing on motorcycles, there are

00:30:18

competitions there, there are restrictions on

00:30:21

engine size so that everyone rides

00:30:23

approximately the same motorcycles. But

00:30:25

here, no one seems to care at all. Yes,

00:30:28

it’s a little stupid that you can

00:30:30

win because you have a broom of food of the

00:30:32

latest generation, yes that is, essentially

00:30:34

you need the old generation But that’s why he didn’t

00:30:36

catch the Snitch, but in an amicable way you can buy it

00:30:39

Yes, for the dude who catches the Snitch, a broom of the

00:30:41

latest generation, the rest are just

00:30:42

standing at the bottom at the gate, five of them for the dude

00:30:45

who catches the Snitch, you can just buy a

00:30:47

bigger one on which he would ride to catch a

00:30:49

small one

00:30:51

Well, in short, in general, from the point of view of

00:30:54

sports, it’s not thought out, it’s necessary for the

00:30:57

international Quidditch Association to be oh,

00:30:59

it seems that at the peak, some guys there

00:31:01

were organizing. And you’re talking in all seriousness.

00:31:03

I’m in all seriousness when I say, well,

00:31:05

no one there is brave, or rather in

00:31:07

some with the dead in some with

00:31:08

rackets

00:31:13

Listen, but these are the same people when

00:31:16

they run through the forest with PCB swords in the forest, they are

00:31:18

not elves there either, but at least there they have the

00:31:21

opportunity to die

00:31:23

then okay,

00:31:26

so you evaluate the entertainment if it

00:31:29

is possible to die, you can also

00:31:30

get confused with a broom between legs and fall

00:31:34

Vasya you would have played see you would be Who the

00:31:37

Blue Man would be he would

00:31:40

shoot down with a bludger why do you

00:31:43

think everyone will end up with a bludger the game will end

00:31:46

we won too it’s just

00:31:50

not easy They won’t be able to continue playing there are

00:31:56

many questions about the crisis I think they’re

00:31:59

just watching it well, as if for

00:32:01

lack of anything else Yes no Yes

00:32:10

where did you play clinical

00:32:18

Okay let's Yes I played Quidditch

00:32:21

Let's move I'm leading it like that let's

00:32:24

move

00:32:26

Let's discuss the unforgivable

00:32:29

spell your favorite unforgivable

00:32:31

spells and which ones you would use and

00:32:34

what kind of

00:32:35

krutsu there are yes avata Kedavra

00:32:38

This is a spell for killing a person

00:32:40

krutsu this is for tormenting a person he is

00:32:43

testing and the Empire you can completely

00:32:45

subjugate the will of a person to yourself and force

00:32:48

him to do anything. It’s interesting that I

00:32:50

can use a pistol instead of all three spells

00:32:54

And you can cast the Empire You see,

00:32:59

castan too

00:33:01

and force you can do it cool, yes

00:33:09

Lord, the old masochist

00:33:14

was thinking about something similar too. I

00:33:18

would think like this, that we are having

00:33:20

sex with a girl, continue

00:33:24

and you have a stick, strangle me, I’m so

00:33:27

cool

00:33:28

and his leg is starting to cramp in pain

00:33:31

and you can’t do it you have to crush

00:33:34

it like that with a stick souls

00:33:36

wanted to crucio and then the empire and would say

00:33:40

stop suffering and look

00:33:45

at animals too you can kill I understand you

00:33:47

can kill mosquitoes there Pure water

00:33:56

make a mosquito First like you

00:34:00

take the Empire to the crucio table

00:34:04

maybe you can do this can a guy

00:34:07

cast a spell on an empire and say

00:34:08

break the spell from my Empire try it on you, that is,

00:34:12

you suggest

00:34:17

it

00:34:19

can cast a spell on an empire and

00:34:22

say

00:34:23

Do whatever you want for five days

00:34:28

[laughter]

00:34:53

take out a mortgage and then sit in the bank and

00:34:57

prove I took out a mortgage under the spell of the

00:35:00

imperion

00:35:02

and dude from the bank such a crucio

00:35:05

is not a forgivable spell, namely, they

00:35:08

just started talking about them

00:35:09

Because they turned 14, yes, yes, in

00:35:11

adults,

00:35:15

I understand

00:35:23

doing this forgivable spell, but no

00:35:28

crucium is suitable Yes Empire, he just

00:35:31

wanted her to suck him off sincerely

00:35:34

wanted just here I am I can understand him no

00:35:38

no she sucks off the Empire

00:35:40

so that she looks into his eyes at that

00:35:41

moment the

00:35:43

guys in the hall were expecting exactly this kind of reaction

00:35:46

[ __ ]

00:35:48

Lord And how would

00:35:51

they cast what spells on whom and how you would leave

00:35:54

your opinion in the comments

00:35:55

if I was the first to know how Now my

00:35:58

neighbor stinks, well, you

00:36:01

can order this guy not to stink, he

00:36:02

went there and went to wash himself. Thank you

00:36:06

bastard for being forced to wash

00:36:09

under a spell, it’s

00:36:12

terrible to go to Azkaban because of this, I

00:36:15

just wanted him to wash it, it stinks,

00:36:18

I think if there is such a neighbor, then already

00:36:21

better then I send him to wash himself with

00:36:23

the help of cruciation

00:36:30

Tell Sanya about what

00:36:33

this tournament is Yes Sanyoka Tell me who is one of

00:36:37

three wizards

00:36:39

So every school is invited

00:36:41

Ultra cool wizard How many schools are there

00:36:45

50 billion thousand

00:36:48

Well how many are there 43 4 Hogwarts Durmstrang

00:36:54

this

00:36:57

French

00:37:01

[music]

00:37:04

he throws it out one more why not You can

00:37:09

just not watch

00:37:11

them like that Well [ __ ] We have

00:37:14

about 300 teachers here, teachers from other

00:37:18

schools Well okay let's do as the cup said

00:37:34

this Lord hat no for example the

00:37:39

pensieve is

00:37:41

also not a controllable thing Why the

00:37:44

hell No it just works

00:37:48

There Face or put your thoughts together and he

00:37:51

works Well, in general, under control You

00:37:54

throw in names and he does something stupid,

00:37:58

it gives out

00:37:59

four names instead of three, it gives out it’s

00:38:02

like people went to

00:38:03

elect a president and

00:38:09

Well, I’m just talking about in the abstract people

00:38:12

went to elect a president and then they

00:38:14

such a commission turned out to be two presidents

00:38:17

and everyone is like this, one should be like this

00:38:20

Yes, it seems that it’s shorter than the Triwizard Tournament,

00:38:22

they said that it hasn’t been

00:38:24

held before How many years has it not been held before,

00:38:26

100 or something What a heck of a lot, in my opinion, I’m 50

00:38:29

or 100 shorter than it didn’t do it

00:38:31

Because before, students died very often at this tournament;

00:38:37

in fact, the fact that they can always

00:38:40

die is the same fun thing in the book about

00:38:42

Harry Potter. That is, this is the

00:38:44

most fun thing in childhood. The funniest thing is the

00:38:46

moments when you almost died. They are the most

00:38:48

memorable and in the end, a-and they

00:38:50

shape that is, your childhood and everything is

00:38:54

memorable And cheerful is not the

00:38:56

same thing

00:38:58

No, this is all the coolest, these are

00:39:01

all the dangers I remember, the closer

00:39:05

to death the more you feel

00:39:07

alive come on yeah yes, and you think

00:39:10

the world of magic is entirely built on this, it’s generally

00:39:12

built on this. I think it’s

00:39:14

still a good childhood in general. Well, what exactly is the

00:39:16

Triwizard Tournament?

00:39:18

it’s a competition where children

00:39:21

fight dragons with water, before

00:39:24

solving the riddle, it’s always a riddle plus

00:39:27

deadly Adventure riddle

00:39:29

plus dragons riddle plus underwater

00:39:33

Monsters and uh asphyxia

00:39:40

test the third is a park plus

00:39:43

coordinates Well it turns out

00:39:46

the battle ends with the main villain

00:39:50

Lord everything that the Olympics

00:39:52

ends in a fight with Hitler

00:39:55

something like that globally nothing special

00:39:59

yes

00:40:01

Well you would which one I think I

00:40:04

would have failed at first, I think I would have won the

00:40:06

Triwizard tournaments. How would you defeat

00:40:09

marriage, how would you defeat it, you would just

00:40:11

[ __ ] it, no no, here is the dragon and on the

00:40:16

neck of this dragon I would [ __ ] the rest of the

00:40:18

tests

00:40:19

I would do it like this the cup was caught flying by,

00:40:22

he said he would

00:40:26

n’t have understood

00:40:28

By the way, Harry had a dragon, like some kind of

00:40:35

pathetic tailed one. How will they understand that you

00:40:39

made an Empire? Well, you say it’s

00:40:46

fine there all the way.

00:40:55

Well, he still had the

00:40:58

most difficult moments. The

00:41:01

dragoness is the toughest

00:41:04

swim. And I think it’s due to the

00:41:08

fact that with Barty Crouch I think that

00:41:10

Harry Potter got all this

00:41:12

simply because he’s

00:41:13

the most sucker in this company, yes globally Potter is a loser, there’s a

00:41:17

beautiful chick there alone. That’s super, he’s studying there,

00:41:20

this dude is all athletes of strength, he’s

00:41:22

stupid, this Cedric, on the contrary, is all himself

00:41:25

smart and handsome and a sucker, there are four of them,

00:41:28

by the way, the main disadvantage of Harry

00:41:30

Potter at this point in his age is that

00:41:32

he seems to have crawled out of

00:41:35

that fruit under the stairs a long time ago, yes And he

00:41:38

still behaves like he came from under the closet

00:41:43

[laughter]

00:41:45

[music ]

00:41:48

the dude also drove to Hogsmeade for a long time and

00:41:53

rode on his beak wings

00:41:55

still

00:41:58

as is as a given Eat and dump your

00:42:02

[ __ ] life save your friends call him

00:42:07

I like that in this part

00:42:10

some kind of love is manifested That is, I fall

00:42:13

in love To be honest, when I read the

00:42:16

first part I never in my life thought

00:42:18

that Hagrid would get laid someday

00:42:20

in his life and you know that of course it

00:42:23

might be a little ugly in my opinion

00:42:25

that Hagrid was given a woman to

00:42:29

match Hagrid, you know what I mean That is,

00:42:31

not even just some girl

00:42:34

yes, who could just

00:42:37

sincerely fall in love with Hagrid because

00:42:39

it’s Hagrid No, this is another one just as

00:42:40

[ __ ] up no, because before that, any

00:42:44

other woman for Hagrid In short, this

00:42:47

woman for Hagrid is the only

00:42:50

opportunity for him not to dominate during

00:42:51

sex

00:42:53

with this woman may be weak she's

00:42:56

bigger than him and he took after his father,

00:42:59

his father is already an

00:43:00

ordinary person who started dating

00:43:03

the Great

00:43:05

And he's definitely repeating the parent's

00:43:07

script [ __ ] deep

00:43:10

deep J. K. Rowling

00:43:14

showed that his father was small even yes like that like

00:43:17

that

00:43:24

he removed it like that

00:43:31

Yes yes you dreamed

00:43:34

she took Hagrid's father and just like that

00:43:36

he had sex with herself like that she

00:43:38

took him and was like that

00:43:40

in general, yes, this conflict between Ron

00:43:43

and Hermione is some kind of incomprehensible Hermione

00:43:46

[ __ ] a crab to spite Ron This is purely

00:43:50

[ __ ] behavior in fact in general it’s not

00:43:52

beautiful, this is a nerd who got [ __ ] and

00:43:55

flew over a guy

00:44:00

because he’s a champion,

00:44:04

she knows that he will leave after tournament 3,

00:44:08

that he won’t stay

00:44:15

there five times and has already [ __ ] there, how many [ __ ] did

00:44:18

these stores

00:44:22

come

00:44:31

in the first part or in the second part was

00:44:34

this professor who forced everyone

00:44:35

forget yourself,

00:44:40

oblivion that makes you forget

00:44:42

what you recently saw, first of all, I’m sure

00:44:44

that wizards all cheat on each other,

00:44:48

there’s no point in being faithful if you

00:44:52

[ __ ] with her, oblivion

00:44:55

damn it, and you can also do the same to the

00:44:57

person you [ __ ],

00:45:00

yes, remember they said that, for example, there’s a

00:45:03

goldsmith here Yes yes, the guy said

00:45:07

that he didn’t do anything himself, he just

00:45:09

made all the people who

00:45:12

actually made these discoveries forget, he made them

00:45:14

forget about it and he tells everyone that

00:45:15

he did it and it turns out that

00:45:18

I think if he is so masterful at

00:45:21

oblivion, can you imagine how many people he

00:45:23

[ __ ] and made him forget about it, that

00:45:26

is, most likely he didn’t just steal

00:45:27

other people’s achievements and made the

00:45:29

person forget that he stole it, he stole the

00:45:31

achievement, [ __ ] the one who did it,

00:45:33

then made him forget, then took

00:45:36

credit for all his achievements,

00:45:58

Harry’s red-haired friend, that’s Dumbledore Yes

00:46:02

Dumbledore is Ron, in fact, they

00:46:05

love the same candies,

00:46:09

they love the same candies, it’s

00:46:12

enough

00:46:13

that

00:46:14

wait, this fact alone is enough for you to

00:46:17

grow them together on Hermione,

00:46:23

but did he film something else? There’s

00:46:26

such cheating there. when they

00:46:28

fought at the Triwizard Tournament, the

00:46:30

first test If suddenly they don’t remember

00:46:32

there was a fight with a dragon and Harry Potter

00:46:35

calls his like that, she flies to him

00:46:37

with the help of a broom, wins That is,

00:46:40

it turns out that you can take any objects

00:46:42

no

00:46:45

why Well, she flies in a

00:46:49

plane, it’s even

00:46:52

shorter

00:46:54

Tournament The Three Wizards as a whole is already the

00:46:56

second tournament for the book.

00:46:58

Well, first there was the Quidditch championship, now

00:47:01

everyone is sitting in the stands all

00:47:04

this entire book Everyone is watching the adventures

00:47:07

from the stands I like this move because how

00:47:10

everyone can see how cool Harry Potter is.

00:47:12

He is usually cool alone with himself somewhere- then

00:47:14

in the forest in the dark Well, if you seat everyone

00:47:17

in the stands and demonstrate what

00:47:19

Harry Potter is like and of course the tournament

00:47:21

is called a telephone because three people play according to the

00:47:24

rules, one person without rules

00:47:27

Well, he’s a cheater Like he always helps him

00:47:48

But any of Voldemort’s guys

00:47:51

can kill Harry Potter correctly

00:47:54

They could just beat him with their feet, they

00:47:58

just need magic They could just

00:48:00

strangle him with a scarf in the manga style

00:48:03

Voldemort just come to his fool

00:48:05

like that He’s 1000 bucks

00:48:08

just [ __ ] this bespectacled guy I’m not

00:48:10

asking any questions but I just

00:48:12

want that in some way day of the week this

00:48:14

ladder fell off

00:48:17

at night Think about it faithful uncle just a pillow

00:48:23

Everything He doesn’t take a pillow he takes it

00:48:27

and yes he strangles

00:48:28

[laughter]

00:48:31

even magically it’s actually better to

00:48:34

kill someone with ordinary

00:48:36

Muggle weapons because in the wizarding world they

00:48:40

can track wands exactly and which

00:48:42

spells are from which wand But exactly the

00:48:45

forensic examination for the city, that is, there is

00:48:49

no one and it’s just a wand

00:48:52

Erase

00:48:53

just get out

00:48:56

Let’s move on to slavery after all What do

00:48:59

you think Well, is it normal that elves

00:49:02

work for wizards

00:49:04

or not I generally think that it’s normal

00:49:07

What works for someone from time immemorial,

00:49:11

in everyone throughout the magical world, elves have

00:49:13

always been like some kind of

00:49:15

salt, the brilliant politics of

00:49:16

Great Britain and elves are immigrants,

00:49:18

no, emigrants are us

00:49:22

[music]

00:49:24

The Elf, in short, is needed to show the

00:49:26

duplicity of their struggle

00:49:29

because they deny politics of the

00:49:33

death eaters they are like this No

00:49:37

racial frequency magical This is not the most

00:49:40

important thing normal Muggles There and so on

00:49:43

Everyone is equal no matter purebloods you are a

00:49:46

wizard Half-breed everyone is equal except the

00:49:49

[ __ ] elves These are the truly

00:49:52

vile bastards who should work for us are

00:49:55

already working for these wizards

00:49:59

they are working [ __ ] ordinary people

00:50:11

He has a goal,

00:50:14

it’s clear why elves generally work for

00:50:16

wizards because

00:50:18

elves are very strong from a magical

00:50:21

point of view Well, they become stronger than just a

00:50:23

wizard,

00:50:25

well, that’s why they are forbidden to use molasses,

00:50:29

everyone is

00:50:30

drunk, gods, when they take wands, they

00:50:33

also become stronger Well, in short, to be

00:50:35

honest with you speaking, you know what I liked about this book,

00:50:36

unlike other

00:50:38

books,

00:50:39

because the first time I read this

00:50:43

book was when I was 14 years old and I

00:50:45

felt real anxiety. I don’t know

00:50:47

if this would have been the case if I had read

00:50:50

it at 30. But then at 14. :00 here, after all,

00:50:52

dark events begin there right away,

00:50:55

this is exactly what I remember struck me as

00:50:57

a child, that this is the first part and all the

00:50:59

parts of Harry Potter that began with

00:51:02

the murder, they immediately started the first books or

00:51:04

killed the parents,

00:51:07

this is not even the

00:51:10

second book

00:51:12

Nope, right here really, this guy

00:51:14

is walking interested in what

00:51:16

his tweet is watching, and even the characters are described like

00:51:19

that Well, damn, and the children

00:51:22

are making fun of you, but you’ve been from the war, your leg

00:51:24

doesn’t work, damn it, I hope everything won’t be all

00:51:26

right

00:51:29

there, that’s how it should have been written, this was

00:51:31

the last one from his failures

00:51:34

Yes We draw some conclusions in the book, they

00:51:37

really are there, this routine is there, I’m like

00:51:40

okay, I believe that there’s something there, well,

00:51:43

in short, what did Harry do

00:51:44

because according to the film he’s like that, everything

00:51:46

works out for me and he’s generally there

00:51:49

he plows very little, he really plows so that Hermione can

00:51:51

jerk him off.

00:51:53

We need to do it all over again, something like that

00:51:56

happened

00:51:59

with a wand,

00:52:09

someone filmed it straight from Harry Potter, right

00:52:12

in the book, right there, that’s all they filmed, that’s all that’s

00:52:15

written, so I can watch it all.

00:52:16

Yes, because they they also missed the scene

00:52:19

when no one bombarded him to [ __ ] come in, they

00:52:21

also managed to come in, yes, and with that it’s all over again with

00:52:26

Daniel Radcliffe. I want. Listen, it’s really

00:52:29

cool then to film something like this, you know, a

00:52:30

reality show based on Harry Potter, where

00:52:35

even something that wasn’t in the book, where in the

00:52:37

real one time 7 years

00:52:40

Radcliffe goes to Hogwarts every day spends

00:52:43

the night doing tasks

00:52:45

fights so that at any time of the day you

00:52:48

can go to the site and see

00:52:50

what Harry Potter is doing now

00:52:52

normally I wouldn’t turn it off even

00:52:56

you would die of exhaustion you wouldn’t sleep

00:53:00

like Harry Potter sleeps If I weren’t, I would

00:53:03

also be sleeping at this moment,

00:53:08

you suddenly see that it turns out that the entire

00:53:11

second third year at night, he and Ron

00:53:14

slept, there’s just not a word about it in the book

00:53:17

Because it doesn’t affect the plot

00:53:20

only How does this scene at the end

00:53:22

where they take turns horcruxing affect they wear it

00:53:24

much more romantic

00:53:26

than in the version where they didn’t sleep, and

00:53:29

by the way, Dumbledore is gay,

00:53:33

it’s Dumbledore, you’re running ahead, we

00:53:36

’ll be discussing this already in the seventh part

00:53:41

between 4 and 7, do

00:53:43

you think it’s a [ __ ] choice, he didn’t decide that,

00:53:47

we just don’t know it yet or you

00:53:49

I understood already in the fourth book There

00:53:51

are references here Come on, now

00:53:54

you’re trying to find any dumbball quote

00:53:57

now and give it to me

00:54:01

I’m trying to ruin my idea

00:54:07

Maybe I can do it faster than you

00:54:11

It’s a race

00:54:14

Albus Dumbledore says it’s not who

00:54:17

you were born who matters, but what you are like became a

00:54:24

good quote Once again, what is important is not

00:54:27

who you were born, but what kind of gay you became

00:54:31

and look also Harry Potter when it comes to

00:54:34

Dumbledore, time goes slower if

00:54:39

something very unpleasant awaits you ahead, that’s

00:54:46

what you meant, well, that he’s about to

00:54:49

get [ __ ]

00:54:54

understanding This is the first step to

00:54:57

accepting what happened.

00:55:04

I never noticed

00:55:06

[laughter]

00:55:09

So, what does the conclusion mean like this

00:55:14

Harry Potter Generally super as always, that

00:55:17

is, everyone liked the book

00:55:20

fascinating always cool yes all the parts are

00:55:22

cool yes Cool fun chatting about

00:55:25

Harry Potter boring No no you mean this

00:55:30

book is generally one of the most detachable and

00:55:33

they just removed the [ __ ] first and fifth thing

00:55:42

and without you, by the way, I don’t want to

00:55:44

upset you either And this book also teaches you not to

00:55:47

trust journalists Oh yes, they didn’t say anything at all

00:55:50

to the journalist who

00:55:52

wrote everything differently

00:55:57

a year I’ll hold her to this same hero,

00:56:01

cruel Yes, it’s super cruel to this

00:56:03

black mirror What Well, at least

00:56:07

they did it for a day, she decided on her own

00:56:09

Maybe put her there, you know,

00:56:10

mockingly pure hay so that she would

00:56:13

sit there, freaking out with huge pieces of hay

00:56:16

until the wizards in general

00:56:19

came and did it simply a pig's tail for

00:56:21

a child was riding on a magical motorcycle like a

00:56:25

local biker

00:56:27

Magical

00:56:32

but Hermione is one of the seven Muggles she

00:56:35

understands everything what it is that is she and the

00:56:39

seven Muggles she and she shrunk the woman

00:56:41

put her in a jar took her to her home

00:56:45

and more about this woman in book not a

00:56:48

word

00:56:49

a woman can do yes yes

00:56:56

skitr then appears sometime

00:56:59

at some point yes some

00:57:03

Tin appears She's gone crazy for three books for three years

00:57:06

wrote three books about Dumbledore apparently

00:57:08

sitting the [ __ ] in

00:57:12

her bank she waited until her

00:57:14

nails grew a little scrape out some

00:57:17

letters from inside the jar And who did she

00:57:20

turn into a beetle beetle maybe time goes differently for Beetles

00:57:24

three years maybe another

00:57:30

30 years it feels like I like this

00:57:33

book I probably became more interested in

00:57:34

reading after it the fourth is that the

00:57:37

seventh part is more interesting to read than

00:57:39

the first three because, after

00:57:41

all, here it’s as if

00:57:44

this kind of childish magic is ending a little with

00:57:47

which everything can be solved well and

00:57:50

everything will work out. Here begins a world

00:57:52

in which they are all Magicians, they can make flying

00:57:54

dead and grow Bones and

00:57:58

still begin to systematically get [ __ ]

00:58:00

all

00:58:02

society is falling apart as if this is the first

00:58:06

time you’ve read something like this and it’s not about magic

00:58:09

it’s about people I agree I

00:58:12

read the book almost the same way I thought I was just

00:58:15

reading the first part I thought God

00:58:16

how bad everything is with Voldemort

00:58:19

And here I am reading 4 I think Damn, something is already getting better for him,

00:58:21

you were worried about the

00:58:29

dudes, you flew into the back of the head and everything is

00:58:32

[ __ ] anyway. And it’s so difficult to get into the back of someone’s head, not only is your

00:58:37

body turned in the other [ __ ] direction,

00:58:39

and why else would you even

00:58:42

drink the blood of anyone? it’s normal, but

00:58:45

you can’t drink the blood of a [ __ ] unicorn This is also

00:58:47

Russian [ __ ], the girl

00:58:57

there didn’t think there was a unicorn there, only there

00:59:00

the girl can come and hug Harry Yes

00:59:03

Yes And the mother of the

00:59:05

unicorn is some kind of porn and there was

00:59:09

someone like that, someone remembers this, yes this is not in Harry

00:59:12

Potter this in Harry Pott is purely yours

00:59:14

Some Yakut traditions

00:59:18

that we can tell fortunes let's

00:59:22

Lyokha ask a question page 333 And

00:59:27

the question What question does

00:59:33

magic exist in the world line So we have a question about magic

00:59:37

Jesus loved three

00:59:40

let's second line 7 from the bottom Jesus didn't

00:59:43

like magic by the way

00:59:45

any magic In the world, these are Demons Harry took some

00:59:49

food, he was pretty hungry,

00:59:53

this is something that even Harry Potter

00:59:55

was hungry like an ordinary person, so it’s all

00:59:59

a question Well, according to the classics, we move 69

01:00:02

pages Ask a question and think about the question

01:00:05

Yes, to broadcast because there the

01:00:08

letters and words change places,

01:00:10

I say the truth exists objective

01:00:16

13 from above from below there are

01:00:24

plugs

01:00:26

I collect plugs and batteries

01:00:33

you understand what this means

01:00:36

the truth they don’t want to

01:00:38

talk to me about this now when I

01:00:42

know the Russian language one hundred percent Let’s do

01:00:44

this

01:00:47

23 19

01:00:50

from below there is also a hiding place under the bed letters

01:00:54

are cheerful

01:00:57

I think everything will work out I think

01:01:00

you will have cheerful letters in Russian how long

01:01:05

on average should cunnilingus last for a

01:01:08

girl to [ __ ] wait Well, it’s a

01:01:11

woman who depends Now we’ll find out Let’s

01:01:15

page 3

01:01:19

line 3 from the bottom I entered the living room and

01:01:23

found all three redls of

01:01:31

time

01:01:35

how long does it take for her to [ __ ]

01:01:39

When I die

01:01:43

fifth page two above there is a

01:01:47

spare key hanging in the gardener's house

01:01:57

When you die But what if there is a spare

01:02:00

key hanging in the gardener's house

01:02:20

[applause]

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