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hello hello hello
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many many moons ago an event started of
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Epic Proportions on the internet led by
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Two Loving friends that just wanted to
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raise money for Oxfam that is the jingle
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jam ladies and gentlemen today we stand
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ten years later on the 10th anniversary
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of the jingle jam this is the Jingle gem
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2022 where today we are going to be
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playing a live game of Skyrim uh For
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Your Entertainment raising money for
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charity that's right we're raising money
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for charity but it's not just any
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charity fundraising event uh it is an
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absolutely epic one for your generous
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donation of 35 pounds to my lovely uh
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Smith Riggs charity you will get access
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to a hundred pounds worth of games that
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you can is there an audio Loop shot
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[Music]
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what do I have open what do I have open
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is there two spiffs
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detect any other two spiffs
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I did I didn't beans it did I
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there's not an audio Loop please or is
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it just one person that had their audio
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been stopped
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a hundred pounds says one thousand
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pounds uh it's a thousand pounds uh it
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says a thousand pounds sorry there's a
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thousand pounds worth of games do I say
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100 pounds yeah that's a bit of a that's
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a bit of a bundle a bundle on my end
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there's no audio Loop cool that dude
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just had two tabs open thanks Guy
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um welcome back to the Epic all of the
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music's back yes lovely
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um welcome back ladies and gentlemen so
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yes with 35 pounds you can get access to
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1 000 pounds worth of games is there a
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list of games uh yes
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yes there is
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um if you search jingle jam 2022 games
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list there's a big list of games I put
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my favorite ones on my page but I
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couldn't put
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um couldn't put all of them in like
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tiltify limits me to like only having
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500 characters which means I can't fit
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in like all 80 of the games or whatever
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uh but yes bam today's a great day we
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get to play a video game we get to play
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Skyrim uh we get to raise money for
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charity and yes it will be very good
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um yeah there's some fun stuff you can
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yes your money gets split evenly between
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a whole bunch of Charities I'll have a
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quick chat about the Charities actually
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um because it makes sense if we got like
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a chiller Skyrim song Oh this is Chill
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Skyrim there we go this is perfect
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charity talking Skyrim song yeah so
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there's 12 Charities
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um I'm not going to go for all of them
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because there's like there's 12
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Charities uh but there's some really fun
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ones I'm gonna talk about my favorite
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ones um I could have chosen one
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individual charity this year instead I
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just chose like all of them because I
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felt that was better because
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otherwise I would just overshoot the
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fundraising goals which is what happened
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last year so if you don't know what
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happened last year um we didn't do a
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stream but the reason we called the
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fundraiser spiffbreaks charity is
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because last year we did a community
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post and then we've raised so much money
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they've ran out of game keys for the
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particular charity we were fundraising
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for
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um and like cancer research UK massively
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overshot their mark it was quite
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quite entertaining we raised too much
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money for charity so we then switched to
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live flights and we helped them smash
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their goals as well so that was insane
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um this year luckily at my request they
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made it so that I could choose to Target
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not one particular charity but all of
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the Charities which means all of the
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Charities benefit which is wonderful
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it's why it's called Smith breaks
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charity because yes last year we did
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break charity it was yes a bit of a mess
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but it worked out everyone benefited uh
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this year yeah all of the money is split
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between the Charities I didn't want to
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single one out but there's some good
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ones uh my favorite and the one that I
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guess this stream is mostly dedicated
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towards is campaign against living
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miserably or calm it's a charity that
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basically helps teenagers and young
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adults and supports them kind of like in
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a campaign against living miserably in
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the way you would because you only get
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one shot at life and there's a lot of
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like stigma around being sad and not
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enjoying your life and not really being
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able to talk about it and it's a great
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charity for helping individuals who you
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know need just a bit of need need
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someone to talk to and like a com
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conversation in order to redirect their
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life and that's that's what that charity
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is there to provide so that's where some
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of your money's going to today anyway we
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need to play some Skyrim today ladies
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and gentlemen my job is to survive a
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102 days in Skyrim
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um yes it's very useful
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um very very good indeed this is our
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goal so
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um I've modified the game a little bit
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knowing there as many mods as the last
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video where we survived 101 days this is
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102 days version the only mods I have
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are a few UI mods and the alternative
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start mod we are going to be making
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today ladies and gentlemen a very very
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special character we're going to be
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creating none other than that's right
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not not Rihanna keeps we're going to be
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making his long-lost cousin that's right
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Keanu Reeves the OG finally the Mr
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breathtaking man himself I thought why
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not let's put him in the game he's he's
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not been represented yet so the real
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Keanu Reeves right here live for charity
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uh and we have to somehow help him
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survive
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102 days which
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oh God it's gonna be a nightmare
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um 700 plus sneak equals win yeah we
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could do that but
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we gotta get Keanu in
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um now we do have a few like I I don't
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necessarily know what restrictions we
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should have I'm gonna leave it up to you
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guys basically in chat if you want there
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to be
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if you want there to be challenges and
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restrictions let me know let me know if
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you want there to be I don't know a
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limit on the amount of
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weapons I can use like maybe I can't use
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heavy armor that's fine maybe I can't
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use magic that's okay maybe I can't use
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potions okay don't say that one don't
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don't you dare say that one no weapons
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no weapons oh my God no weapons
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oh no weapons
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oh
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weapons as a paint play with only one
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arm
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don't think that's possible well I have
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to alternate between my hand on my mouse
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and my hand on my keyboard that sounds
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horrible
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no weapons no weapons and no potions
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that would literally be magic only magic
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only so what you want me to be no
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potions only food so magic only with no
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potions Connor Brown suggests the rare
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concept of no game
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no game is not an option
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okay no weapons no weapons no healing
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magic we can't do no weapons no hilly
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magic no potions God what if it was food
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only healing
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that would be terrible
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magic only and no what was that no
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combat magic spells
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oh that'd be horrible that would
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actually be horrible staff only
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staffs only could be fun no moving no
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moving no no stream challenge no stream
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yes crossbow is only oh God I hate
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crossbows stealth only the one HP well
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we're playing on legendary difficulty in
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survival mode you practically are
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playing with one HP
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um potion only
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potion only can be fun because you
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basically make poisons and then put them
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on your weapons which is actually quite
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fun kyani most only dual wield staffs
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John Wick style dual wielding staffs
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God what if we went for a stuff stealth
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build could be really fun
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the staff build could be good
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oh but I feel like that's not that's not
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limiting enough
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I do like stuffs though weapons Only You
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Can Craft well then it would be way too
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powerful and I just craft a really good
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weapon
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um will this stream be a video later yes
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it will I'll leave the VOD up because
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when we leave the Vodka people will see
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this Rod here and then they can still
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donate to charity this like the jingle
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jam runs until the end of December you
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can donate 35 pounds from here until the
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end of December and you'll get 1 000
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pounds worth of steam keys to do
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whatever you want with you can keep them
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all you can give them to your friends
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you could
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so so you could do whatever you want
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with them I'm not going to say what you
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can do with your tax-free charitable
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donation because at the end of the day
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you can expense a charitable donation
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and um who knows what you do with the
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keys I'm not saying it's unlimited free
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money but I love charity
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and I love this event
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um no Fortify Restoration Loop well
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we're not going to do a fortify Waba
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Jack only
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oh oh what if we did a Weber check run
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oh my gosh only crafted stuffs can you
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even craft stuffs
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Weber Jack only could be good
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okay
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um Connor can you actually I'll make the
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poll I'll make the poll
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um it's okay we've got a few choices
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it's either going to be
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um
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Skyrim limitation
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only which if you don't know is a staff
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where when it hits an enemy a random
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effect happens on them
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um I'll also add shout only could be
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quite fun and then I'll also add
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no weapons
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no weapons and no combat Magic
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sounds horrible
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I'm guessing I'm also not allowed
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clothes in any I'm not allowed clothes
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with that one okay so no weapons no
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combat magic no armor that one sounds
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like hell
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just have to be a naked man somebody
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tier one zombies over and over again
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God what do I sign myself up to this
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will be good fun Shield bashing only
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Shield bashing is actually really quite
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powerful okay Shield bashing's great
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because that means I'm like I I have a
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defense which a defensive quite is quite
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good no fast travel uh we're playing on
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survival mode so you can't fast travel
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anyway uh I don't know how many of you
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guys have ever played survival mode but
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it's hell you have to eat food and you
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have to sleep if you don't eat food all
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of your potions are weaker if you don't
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sleep you're just massively weaker it's
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insane like I think it's if you don't
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sleep every like four hours in game you
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end up where like the potions you take
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are 30 less effective which is so
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horrible to play with it's so bad
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okay whatever Jack only has has very
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clearly won okay right
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um
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great
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um oh God
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oh God right Weber Jack only is you chat
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you are horrible
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um right for causing this suffering
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you're hereby required to uh like the
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stream you must legally do it
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I've got uh web check only okay now we
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have to make Rihanna keeps
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um skin tone he's quite a quite a light
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boy
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um sorry not Rihanna who keeps Keanu
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Reeves gosh it's so easy to mix them up
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one's a famous celebrity and the other's
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just some actor dude
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um
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he's a beautiful man though oh gosh
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Keanu what a handsome handsome boy he's
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not that bulky in terms of weight so
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we've got to like slim him down a little
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bit he's kind of like mid build probably
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like this yeah like this he hasn't quite
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got the tree trunky arms
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um I think that's a good skin tone for
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him complexion wise he's not that age
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you know like he doesn't age that much
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the legendary Keanu
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um would he have a scar of course you'd
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have a scar he's fought in the legendary
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John Wick Wars he has to have this giant
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scar across oh yes the side of his face
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that's looking good uh we got to get the
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color done because that's generally
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generally what I need done first I need
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the hair color sorted and the hair color
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of course has to be black so that is the
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legendary color of Keanu Reeves
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um he knows Kung Fu he does know Kung Fu
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um I'm not gonna do Keanu Reeves
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impression because
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he's just like you know American
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um I can't do that
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okay what hair can we kind of go for
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this question
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it is these are all really quite good
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this one I think could be could be some
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of the closest we've got
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okay I'm oh this one
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this one is pretty close to how it nope
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this one yeah this one is very close to
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how it is in the real life yep pretty
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happy with this one
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um I you know sometimes when I look in
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chat on a live stream I get some really
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good advice like um uh
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like hey use this spell this is great
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and then just sometimes sometimes just
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YouTube chat just says like a word like
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someone just said Argentina like I don't
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understand if you're like just add a
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keyboard okay and you're watching a live
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stream of someone plays Skyrim and
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you're just like hmm yes I make good a
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good addition to live stream chat
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Argentina
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so what is that addict
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oh damn it now the chat's famming
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Argentina
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what have I done
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no gosh Chad please please this doesn't
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need to be the Argentina stream okay
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he's got quite like a
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H look at these
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yes tasty he's having a snack he's
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having a snack guys
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um it's not going to be a perfect Keanu but
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it was never going to be that he has big
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bushy eyebrows though I love him with
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big bushy eyebrows let's make him big
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let's make them chunky chunky let's make
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him actually quite narrow Rihanna sorry
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Keanu has uh surprisingly like small
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eyes
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um so we need relatively small eyes
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um I feel like that's pretty close
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his eyes are brown however we can just
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go for
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ethereum
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me after playing Skyrim legendary
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survival mode for two minutes yeah this
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uh this is the most realistic one
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yep that's um that's pretty much it it's
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it's literally how I feel but I have to
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record
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I don't want to play Skyrim again Todd
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why are you making me please I just want
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to be free I just Please Release Me From
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the hell
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oh gosh oh
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oh it's amazing
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nose type
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um we just need a big long nose like
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that's quite a good good long nose needs
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to go down
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good big long nose lovely big long big
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long nose lovely nose oh we got our
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beautiful boy it's looking great oh I'm
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so proud of him we've done great ladies
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and gentlemen entering into our world
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and finishing a naming our character
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it's none over then oh Keanu
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Reeves ladies and gentlemen here he is
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he's ready and
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I don't want to play the game anymore
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okay so sorry Keanu but you have to you
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have to keep flag you've got to keep
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playing There's No Escape I'm afraid
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from this fresh hell you're doing this
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for charity Keanu that's right this is
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for charity okay
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next up
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um it's uh we've got a whole bunch of
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options so where would you like Keanu to
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start bearing in mind upon spawning in
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he's pretty much going to have to drop
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whatever whatever he's got on him and
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just pick up a Weber Jack and go uh if
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he dies that's it literally to stream
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over that's it surprise me oh gosh
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seriously surprise me
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uh
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oh no
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oh no I hate to surprise me option but
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we're gonna have to drop down a save oh
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we're dropping down to save save new
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save here we go
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um ladies and gentlemen I've got to make
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sure I've got all of my settings on to
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where they need to be system settings
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gameplay yep we're on legendary good
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um
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Yep this is all fine this is all fine
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cool so rules of the challenge today
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ladies and gentlemen we can uh wear
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whatever armor we like we can't use
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enchanted equipment so we can't use like
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an enchanted chest piece to give us a
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million Health that's kind of cheating
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uh we can only use Waba Jacks and so
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we're going to dual wield Weber Jacks
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and then
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that does mean I'm gonna have to give
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myself some like gemstones to start with
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which should be useful
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um and then yeah
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that's the idea gemstones on
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Connor Brown is from Cornwall Connor
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Brown is not from Cornwall where is that
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message coming from
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my head Advent is not recordable I
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wouldn't hire someone from Cornwall
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right ladies and gentlemen in we go here
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we go
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oh gosh the things I do for charity
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where are we if we die this is it by the
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way game over straight away
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what what
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can I hear what can
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oh
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oh I don't like this
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hi harcon
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uh
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oh I'm a vampire hi harcon
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oh gosh
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oh my goodness what is going on I've
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become a vampire I knew Keanu Reese was
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a vampire it made sense why it looks
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like he never ages
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um
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the heck was that noise there was a big
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old thud outside uh
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what is this you know what I'm ready to
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learn about my new powers why not
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okay
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do as I instruct lovely
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harcon
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what's up with your eyes oh my God my
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eyes look even worse now
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oh assume the mantle of vampire lord
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okay right so I have to go to magic
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um the UI takes a bit to load okay it
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looks like my UI modes haven't loaded
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correctly
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[Laughter]
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oh my God
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foreign
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ladies and gentlemen
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um
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we'll be back in five seconds
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oh gosh let me put on BRB they put the
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BRB on okay give me a second chat I've
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got to close down the game
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save the cave there we go very nice very
00:20:29
nice system
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quit game lovely quick to desktop
00:20:37
don't worry look the technical
00:20:38
difficulties are just part of the
00:20:39
streaming experience like you don't
00:20:41
often get this with other content
00:20:43
creators and that's just because they
00:20:44
don't care as much as I do I like a good
00:20:47
bit of
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good bit of Broken Live modding
00:20:51
that's what I'm all about I properties
00:20:54
local files tell me where my skse 64 is
00:20:58
um
00:20:59
there we go lovely get that bad boy
00:21:02
loading up
00:21:04
Shutterstock moment this is indeed I had
00:21:07
elevator music look elevator music is
00:21:09
copyrightable
00:21:10
Shutterstock is also copyrightable but
00:21:12
before I talk about it
00:21:14
all right please what I load in please
00:21:16
have the UI work please have the UI work
00:21:18
otherwise I'd love to turn off all my UI
00:21:20
mods
00:21:24
ah
00:21:26
Skyrim
00:21:27
Todd why does it not work Todd I
00:21:31
literally worked five minutes ago like
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literally
00:21:37
Todd
00:21:38
Todd we had a talk about this you said
00:21:40
you wouldn't do this live to me
00:21:43
um
00:21:44
what I'm missing is Skyy why isn't it
00:21:46
Skye
00:21:47
you why
00:21:50
get that on
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um enable
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deploy
00:21:57
there we go it deployed fine okay that
00:21:59
that is it sorted now lovely right load
00:22:01
it back up
00:22:03
wolf was there a woof was there a corgi
00:22:05
woof it just works look it's Skyrim it's
00:22:08
it's a classic
00:22:10
um donations made during streamer audit
00:22:12
automatically made to charity right no
00:22:14
if you make a donation to me uh I will
00:22:17
give the money that people have for some
00:22:19
reason given to me to charity but don't
00:22:21
donate it to YouTube donate it to the
00:22:23
charity link that is pinned in the
00:22:25
Stream chat or in the description
00:22:27
because otherwise YouTube takes a cut
00:22:30
um yeah so make the donation also if you
00:22:33
donate here you don't get the games you
00:22:35
have to donate on the link because I
00:22:37
don't know who you are here I don't have
00:22:39
your email anyway but i'm load it in
00:22:41
press continue
00:22:42
come on Sky your way maybe it'll have
00:22:44
made my other mod that I wanted to have
00:22:46
work work
00:22:48
oh yeah that fixed it perfectly bam easy
00:22:51
game okay live stream
00:22:54
welcome back ladies and gents look oh
00:22:57
look I can see my inventory perfect I
00:23:02
mean you can't because I put text in
00:23:03
front of it but still right assume the
00:23:05
form of the vampire lord
00:23:08
this is my final form I'm like a Pokemon
00:23:13
brap
00:23:15
here I am vampire lord an ability I
00:23:19
can't use outside of this because of the
00:23:22
limitations I've placed upon myself and
00:23:23
I can only Waba Jack
00:23:25
I can drain life
00:23:27
or like an orb and then
00:23:31
oh
00:23:33
blood magic
00:23:34
blood magic
00:23:36
blood magic yes
00:23:39
yes
00:23:41
I can turn into a swarm of bats yes Bats
00:23:44
Bats Bats yes the orb I pawn to the orb
00:23:49
orb pondering
00:23:51
yes
00:23:53
should you run out of magic blah blah
00:23:54
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
00:23:56
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
00:23:57
switch between Magic and my like Oh I'm
00:24:00
a Beastie Boy now
00:24:01
why me I'm sorry vampire cattle but you
00:24:03
didn't pre-order cyberpunk you bastard
00:24:09
yes
00:24:10
yes
00:24:14
yes I'm a vampire look at me floating
00:24:17
look at me walk on the ground like a
00:24:19
goblin yes
00:24:22
yes Goblin thank you harcon I can't can
00:24:24
you speed up this elevator pitch please
00:24:26
challenge failed look this is still the
00:24:29
Preamble I've got a oh God vampire lord
00:24:33
perk tree I'm a vampire lord oh I like
00:24:36
Twilight oh look at me I Sparkle oh I
00:24:40
Sparkle cool thank you har gone that's
00:24:43
cool how nerdy of you
00:24:45
there's much to learn I don't wish to
00:24:47
learn it I wish to Waba Jack let me Jack
00:24:50
people oh oh wait no
00:24:54
I got a second that's got a holy dif
00:24:57
holy different meaning like can I
00:24:59
untransform now
00:25:02
one last thing yes oh wait hang on a
00:25:05
second
00:25:07
I just realized something
00:25:10
I'm a vampire in survival mode which
00:25:13
means if I'm out in the daytime
00:25:17
I'm going to get sizzled by the Sun
00:25:21
which means I have to move around in the
00:25:22
night time which in survival mode is
00:25:25
horrible it's so difficult
00:25:28
oh my gosh we've got a task for me
00:25:32
um
00:25:34
sure I'm ready to carry out the task
00:25:36
I'm I'm not gonna do that I don't care
00:25:38
about that anyway ladies and gentlemen
00:25:40
it's time it's morbid time it's time for
00:25:42
me to turn back to my human
00:25:45
human form mobbing to oh wait no that
00:25:48
was bat form time bats
00:25:51
all right
00:25:52
um where is it
00:25:53
how do I how do I get out my power
00:25:56
how do I get back out of the power is it
00:25:59
wait I know I can wait and it just goes
00:26:00
away it's morbin time
00:26:02
it's not gone away
00:26:04
help I don't want to be a vampire
00:26:06
anymore
00:26:07
B
00:26:09
is not it f kill yourself I cocked well
00:26:14
that would be a mission but that's
00:26:15
expensive hello there vampire people
00:26:18
hello there dog
00:26:21
q q
00:26:23
revert form thank you
00:26:25
it's morbin time
00:26:30
more bin time
00:26:33
yes yes the key I need to press was
00:26:35
Argentina you will write chat you were
00:26:37
very right okay
00:26:39
um it's time for the Weber Jack which
00:26:41
means
00:26:43
I need to immediately proceed to the
00:26:44
weberjet quest upon starting right
00:26:48
um
00:26:49
so it's time to open up into Skyrim
00:26:53
and enable survival mode
00:26:55
your vampire blood boils in sunlight
00:26:57
survival mode ladies and gentlemen time
00:27:00
for an introduction into what survival
00:27:02
mode is uh in survival mode you need to
00:27:05
eat sleep and stay warm if you don't do
00:27:08
those three three things your character
00:27:10
becomes a pathetic piece of paper if you
00:27:13
don't sleep your potions do nothing if
00:27:17
you don't eat you have no energy and you
00:27:19
can't do combat if you don't stay warm
00:27:22
you will have no health and you will
00:27:24
slowly freeze to death
00:27:26
you also can't fast travel we have
00:27:28
reduced carry weight and leveling up can
00:27:31
only happen when we sleep yes it's
00:27:34
horrible so of course we're going to
00:27:36
enable it and how do I get off of this
00:27:39
freezing cold Island
00:27:41
do I just use the boat will the boat Let
00:27:43
Me Be Free
00:27:45
please vote I can't swim back to Skyrim
00:27:48
don't you can't make me swim back to
00:27:50
Skyrim anything but that anything for
00:27:53
swimming um is there anything in this
00:27:55
little Tower
00:27:56
now oh I can climb up the tower maybe
00:27:58
there's a goodie box up here
00:28:00
I love goodie boxes please let there be
00:28:03
a goodie box
00:28:04
no
00:28:06
no what is this game design Todd why
00:28:09
would you do that to me
00:28:10
why would you do that
00:28:12
um we need to go quickly you are right
00:28:14
we are freezing to death and we have a
00:28:15
limited amount of energy in the day
00:28:18
um vote
00:28:20
yes it does work I can just vote
00:28:23
you're cold okay here we go cold reduces
00:28:27
your total health represented by the
00:28:28
dark region in the health bar yes stand
00:28:30
near a fire to warm up you can slow down
00:28:32
how quickly you become cold by wearing
00:28:34
armor with high warm value eating hot
00:28:36
soup and holding a torch
00:28:38
um yes
00:28:40
so we might need to hold a hold a nice
00:28:42
warm torch bam I swore to Jetty we've
00:28:45
arrived
00:28:46
is that a fox okay fox is fine there's a
00:28:49
wolf over there that's not fine
00:28:52
I realize I'm I'm meant to be Weber Jack
00:28:54
only but I don't have a weapon so
00:28:57
I might need to like give myself a
00:29:00
weapon
00:29:02
um
00:29:03
before I immediately died where am I
00:29:05
even on the map where's my nearest town
00:29:09
oh it's gonna be Solitude oh it's so far
00:29:14
away oh my God this is gonna be
00:29:18
impossible oh god
00:29:21
um you okay so for the recording process
00:29:23
of the surviving 100 day series
00:29:26
I have to be so careful because anything
00:29:30
Canon will kill you like I I can't
00:29:32
remember whether it even made the cut of
00:29:34
the video but there was a point where a
00:29:36
mud crab did 90 damage to me and I was
00:29:40
left on like 10 health and there you go
00:29:41
the codes just hit and so my maximum
00:29:43
health has just dropped I'm now down to
00:29:45
like how much health is that that looks
00:29:47
like 90 to me 76.
00:29:51
76 health I'm also getting hungry
00:29:54
um what items do I have okay I'm gonna
00:29:56
permit myself to use the crossbow until
00:29:59
I get myself the wapper Jack unless is
00:30:03
there a type of magic that maybe is
00:30:06
is better no I'll get my Battle Cry set
00:30:08
ready
00:30:09
oh gosh
00:30:11
uh the game hates me you better run yeah
00:30:14
try and run when you have no food in
00:30:16
your system
00:30:18
um and it's not like I can kill that
00:30:19
rabbit for food because the rabbit will
00:30:21
then give me food poisoning That's just
00:30:24
How the game works the developers hate
00:30:25
me
00:30:26
it's fine
00:30:28
um okay so we need to go up this hill
00:30:29
which we can't do from this side I don't
00:30:32
think
00:30:33
no uh that looks like maybe that way we
00:30:37
could go I know we may be along the
00:30:38
coast we can I think there's a way along
00:30:40
the coast so that's what we'll do
00:30:42
um how long before Space cheats spiff is
00:30:45
not cheating a cheat today is a cheat
00:30:47
for charity and cheating charity
00:30:50
is
00:30:55
66 help I'm not even gonna make it to
00:30:59
Solitude before I freeze to death
00:31:02
oh my what is that okay Hawkers Hawkers
00:31:05
are fine Hawkers are manageable
00:31:09
oh my God oh my God okay we're on the
00:31:13
hawk as we go
00:31:15
why did it have to be here why did it
00:31:18
have to be here
00:31:19
why couldn't it have been somewhere warm
00:31:23
why Todd lower steep full Borough
00:31:27
there could be fire down there but I
00:31:29
can't risk it because there's definitely
00:31:30
enemies down there maybe there's fire on
00:31:32
that wreckage like
00:31:34
maybe there's a bit of warmth there if
00:31:35
we only encounter Hawkers we're okay
00:31:37
because we can ignore them because it's
00:31:39
the 9k viewers that's nice you know what
00:31:40
you can immediately do chat convert that
00:31:42
to 69 000 likes wait I mean 6 900 likes
00:31:46
that's how it works
00:31:48
um by the way just to let you know uh
00:31:50
we're not the only people doing this
00:31:52
charity fundraiser there's like the main
00:31:53
York's cast fundraiser uh and then
00:31:55
there's Community fundraisers off of the
00:31:57
side of it and our community fundraiser
00:32:00
is doing the best
00:32:04
uh by by quite a margin I think the next
00:32:07
Community fundraiser after us is raised
00:32:09
five thousand maybe seven thousand
00:32:12
Pounds
00:32:13
but ladies and gentlemen we've raised a
00:32:15
hundred and 152
00:32:17
000.
00:32:18
which isn't insane amount of money
00:32:20
trades for charity like when I when I
00:32:23
like dabbled in it last year I was
00:32:26
thinking uh maybe we'll get 10 000
00:32:28
pounds maybe we'll get five thousand
00:32:29
pounds and then I didn't even do a
00:32:31
stream last year and that's a bandit
00:32:38
um
00:32:47
okay
00:32:48
um health potion was necessary health
00:32:49
potion was very necessary there's
00:32:51
another Arrow coming my way I can see it
00:32:53
okay crossbow out
00:32:57
oh my God why am I freezing why am I
00:32:59
freezing to death I'm literally freezing
00:33:00
to death I'm limited to 46 health
00:33:12
my God 20 Health okay potion potion
00:33:16
potion potion potion potion potion
00:33:18
potion potion
00:33:25
so dead we are so dead we are so dead
00:33:28
don't understand how dead we are
00:33:30
oh my God we are soaked this is it this
00:33:33
is this is literally day one death wait
00:33:35
this is day one death right here this is
00:33:38
can I eat an apple like is that gonna
00:33:40
help in any way shape or form nope not
00:33:42
of course not okay
00:33:44
out
00:33:46
another potion needed oh my God
00:33:50
oh my God
00:34:07
ladies and gentlemen thank you for
00:34:09
watching today I'm joking I'm joking
00:34:13
um well that's our first character dead
00:34:15
oh my God
00:34:17
literally like 10 minutes of life
00:34:21
10 minutes of life
00:34:23
main menu
00:34:25
game
00:34:30
uh effing traffic Keanu Reeves
00:34:33
um now we need to make our next
00:34:34
character
00:34:36
the deceptor otherwise known as Todd
00:34:39
Howard himself
00:34:41
we need to make of course classic Todd
00:34:43
Howard
00:34:44
um
00:34:45
just like the most evil looking guy we
00:34:48
can find
00:34:49
he's looking lovely and evil yes yes
00:34:52
lovely it's a bit like a goblin perfect
00:34:56
stuff here toad of course has hair
00:35:00
this is known he has a beard probably
00:35:02
I think he's screwing it out maybe okay
00:35:05
this is going to be Todd Howard
00:35:07
doing his own challenge
00:35:09
Todd Howard
00:35:11
go
00:35:14
okay whatever Jack only impossible we're
00:35:18
now going for
00:35:20
no we're now going for no combat magic
00:35:23
and no weapons and no armor so we can
00:35:26
wear clothes
00:35:28
and that's literally it
00:35:32
um and of course we're gonna have to
00:35:34
kind of surprise me again
00:35:37
oh gosh surprise again okay
00:35:42
so no weapons no armor just basic
00:35:45
clothes uh no damage dealing spells so
00:35:49
we can't use like Fireballs we can't use
00:35:52
those really strong Elemental spells
00:35:55
um let's go chat
00:35:57
here we go
00:35:59
no exploits oh oh this looks nice
00:36:03
survival mode yeah turn it on
00:36:06
oh
00:36:07
is this an all cold this looks like an
00:36:09
all cold to me
00:36:11
oh Bandit I'm a bandit
00:36:14
of course I am
00:36:18
Todd Howard famous Bandit
00:36:21
hello there my Bandit brethrens
00:36:23
I love
00:36:24
oh yes this is good this is good okay so
00:36:28
um
00:36:29
uh immediately the only spell we can use
00:36:32
is healing because these are destructive
00:36:34
spells uh and I have to drop all of my
00:36:37
clothes because that's that's all armor
00:36:39
we can't wear any of that we can wear
00:36:40
this pimping gold necklace a ring
00:36:43
we're looking baller
00:36:45
um but yes no armor
00:36:47
um we're in Skyrim as a bandit which I
00:36:52
feel like is a safer start than
00:36:54
middle of the freezing cold okay we're
00:36:57
also not too far from Falkreath
00:37:00
um Falkreath isn't exactly the best spot
00:37:03
though
00:37:04
kind of very cold
00:37:07
uh I think there is a
00:37:09
I think there's a village over here or
00:37:12
like over here I can't remember there's
00:37:14
there's one around here somewhere yeah
00:37:16
okay it's definitely not here yeah
00:37:17
because white runs over here the village
00:37:18
I'm thinking of is over here we could
00:37:21
make our way up to White Run
00:37:22
um because the issue is making our way
00:37:24
to Falkreath is useless because they
00:37:26
have no they have no like Fast Travel
00:37:28
Horse but then again they would have a
00:37:31
wizard
00:37:32
do they even have a wizard but yeah
00:37:34
we're literally stuck to only illusion
00:37:36
magic and and uh conjuration magic I
00:37:41
think is literally it
00:37:43
um now immediately I'm going to need to
00:37:44
find myself some clothes
00:37:47
um or maybe I need to make myself some
00:37:49
clothes I've got some tomatoes and
00:37:50
potatoes though that's useful
00:37:52
um I can lock pick my own chest why not
00:37:55
what have we got in here
00:37:57
uh gold lock picks and Soul Gems that
00:38:00
are useless
00:38:02
yeah that's fundamentally useless
00:38:04
there's a helmet there that I can't use
00:38:07
a Warhammer that I can't use oh a book
00:38:10
that increases my archery well that's
00:38:13
great can't use a bow
00:38:15
um
00:38:17
yeah I mean it's nice that we are a
00:38:19
bandit but at the same time
00:38:21
they haven't really got anything for me
00:38:23
oh Alchemy boy hello Alchemy boy we
00:38:25
conversion to fire I'll take that I'll
00:38:27
steal this I'll steal all of this
00:38:29
magical potion okay that's a little bit
00:38:31
better that is a little bit better we we
00:38:34
take our wins oh I'm peckish I'm feeling
00:38:38
peckish hello
00:38:39
you're just having a having a little
00:38:41
joke okay that's fine
00:38:43
that's fine
00:38:45
um
00:38:46
right I mean I love my banded reverence
00:38:48
but I now need to go into the world of
00:38:51
Skyrim and I need to make my way to
00:38:53
spells as fast as possible
00:38:57
um this are this is there a spell
00:38:58
Merchant in folk Reef
00:39:01
I think there isn't a court wizard right
00:39:04
in folk Reef
00:39:06
shouts are okay shouts are okay
00:39:08
non-combat shots so you couldn't do like
00:39:10
a um
00:39:12
you couldn't do like a flame shout I
00:39:14
think
00:39:15
um what's your Bounty oh
00:39:18
I have a bounty don't I
00:39:21
have a bounty
00:39:23
oh
00:39:26
oh no
00:39:28
you're probably right
00:39:31
crime
00:39:34
oh I've got a 1 500 gold bounty in Fall
00:39:38
Creek
00:39:39
okay scrap code to folk Reef we're going
00:39:42
to Whiterun baby where they don't care
00:39:45
about extrajudicial oversight
00:39:47
either Todd Howard has been selling one
00:39:51
too many repeat copies of Skyrim and
00:39:53
consequently must now Escape there is a
00:39:56
wolf over there that is a wolf
00:40:00
um if the wolf sees us the run is over
00:40:02
so we are going to get very good at
00:40:05
stealth
00:40:08
their gods
00:40:10
they're Gods wait can I just submit and
00:40:12
go to jail
00:40:13
I could just submit and go to jail right
00:40:16
what the heck is going on are they
00:40:18
fighting foulmore
00:40:20
what is this storm clogs verse valmore
00:40:23
wow what a fight
00:40:24
hey at least I get some loot off of this
00:40:28
and they don't really care about me
00:40:29
they're just kind of like hanging out
00:40:31
but I mean I know who wins in this fight
00:40:34
and it ain't the Stormcloaks
00:40:37
straight to jail would be fun uh but
00:40:39
alas no no let me just um loot this have
00:40:42
you got some like oh there we go cloves
00:40:44
with they'll provide warmth
00:40:47
um
00:40:48
and a torch a torch will also provide
00:40:50
warmth okay we'll take that
00:40:53
okay I'll put on some cloves and I can
00:40:55
equip a torch or is it they're in like
00:40:58
misk aren't they they really should be
00:41:00
in weapons because they're so useful oh
00:41:02
here we go don't mind me just vibing
00:41:05
whilst you kill each other hello there
00:41:08
walk away walk away okay yeah I'm
00:41:10
walking away don't worry don't worry far
00:41:12
more guys don't worry
00:41:14
um
00:41:15
this is available business yeah just
00:41:17
walking into the woods and killing a
00:41:19
bunch of people good on you fell more
00:41:21
having a grand old time
00:41:23
um you've also got another torch I'll
00:41:25
take that just in case I need one
00:41:27
and you've got nothing of value for me
00:41:30
okay right
00:41:31
off to Whiterun we go yes
00:41:36
I love white run uh
00:41:41
place it as a marker I don't think we
00:41:44
can drop off of that Cliff there
00:41:46
I mean actually maybe we can I feel like
00:41:48
I should stick to a road oh this is a
00:41:50
road okay right now stick to it take the
00:41:52
amulet I can't take the amulet we're not
00:41:54
wearing no fur boots the fur boots
00:41:56
provide an armor rating chat armor
00:41:59
rating you think I can wear armor no no
00:42:02
shoes until we find I don't know
00:42:05
Merchants shoes or something pathetic
00:42:07
like that that doesn't provide an ounce
00:42:08
of protection we can't wear fur booties
00:42:12
fur booties protect from the warmth yes
00:42:15
but they also give us a protection from
00:42:18
combat and we are a non-combat boy this
00:42:22
looks like a place
00:42:25
that isn't immediately hostile
00:42:29
Hunter's rest
00:42:31
we can make food
00:42:34
anyone in here Hunters are in here
00:42:38
I'm detected I am hidden I am detected
00:42:40
I'm hidden let me read this archery
00:42:43
increase lovely skill I can't use lovely
00:42:46
steal from chest won't do that
00:42:48
wow nice hunting bow cool
00:42:51
I will use your cooking spit and then
00:42:53
I'll be on my way
00:42:56
I can make potato soup tasty potato soup
00:43:01
mmm soup
00:43:04
delicious let me eat my soup when I'm
00:43:07
hungry I'm actually already hungry I can
00:43:10
search this elk for food there we go
00:43:13
elk food can I make like leather
00:43:16
clothing from this no I can just make
00:43:17
base leather
00:43:19
I mean I guess that's something we'll
00:43:21
make make some liver
00:43:23
cool
00:43:24
um right onwards towards White Run which
00:43:28
I guess is this way still yes this way
00:43:30
now I've got to be careful when it
00:43:33
actually comes to running across the
00:43:34
world which is something you don't ever
00:43:36
see in the video because we mostly cut
00:43:37
out the traveling section
00:43:39
um but basically I have to continuously
00:43:42
micromanage my stamina because I always
00:43:44
need enough stamina to run away from
00:43:45
combat encounters and that means you
00:43:49
can't ever really run in an area where
00:43:51
there is even a slight chance of combat
00:43:54
happening because if combat happens you
00:43:57
are dead like for example Straight Ahead
00:43:58
we can I can clearly see that there is a
00:44:01
dude there who will 100 have the
00:44:04
intention of robbing me and I would need
00:44:07
stamina to run away from him and if I
00:44:09
was running I might not necessarily spot
00:44:10
him so I just have to give him like a
00:44:13
big old birth I mean for all I know
00:44:15
maybe he's really friendly and he just
00:44:17
normally stands with his knife out in
00:44:19
public environments but I can't make
00:44:22
that risk um
00:44:23
yeah
00:44:25
and so we must wiggle around wiggle
00:44:28
around wiggle around good boy go Todd
00:44:32
what does spiff aim to do if you can't
00:44:35
combat I can combat I can do non-combat
00:44:38
spells and that means illusion and
00:44:40
conjuration now illusion means you can
00:44:43
just get your enemies to fight each
00:44:44
other which you know many of you might
00:44:46
never have done but it's really powerful
00:44:48
if you just cast fury on a bandit and
00:44:50
then suddenly your banded enemies are
00:44:52
fighting each other rather than you
00:44:54
meaning you don't need to fight them or
00:44:56
if you do they're distracted which makes
00:44:57
combat easier and you've basically got
00:44:59
another Ally on your side so very good
00:45:02
is man friend man is not friend man bad
00:45:05
bad man he has knife okay chat if you
00:45:07
vote Yes in this poll you need to
00:45:09
increase your street smarts okay just a
00:45:11
little bit
00:45:13
oh dear right down the hill we go being
00:45:17
careful not to break my legs because
00:45:19
that's the last thing I would want is to
00:45:21
break my legs beautiful Skyrim with nice
00:45:25
working legs is what I want
00:45:27
yes why chat chat please you're in
00:45:30
danger to yourself you've got to be
00:45:32
careful you can't go up to the man just
00:45:34
because he has has working legs and
00:45:37
minor weakened nubile
00:45:40
um
00:45:41
right okay onwards we go we've got a
00:45:44
nice brisk jog oh I'm gonna grab some
00:45:47
mushrooms because even though I'm not
00:45:49
going to really be able to do much with
00:45:52
potions today because potions just take
00:45:54
too long for a live stream format a
00:45:56
version of this
00:45:58
um my goal is to hit 102 days which
00:46:01
means I do need to you know actually
00:46:06
um make enough money where I can afford
00:46:08
to stay in an inn for 102 days which I
00:46:11
think is somewhere around like the 10
00:46:13
000 gold Mark
00:46:15
um which is more money than I I think
00:46:16
I've ever made in this 100 day series
00:46:19
normally
00:46:21
yes that's so we need to make a lot of
00:46:24
money
00:46:25
um
00:46:26
oh there's an orc there I mean he could
00:46:28
be friendly
00:46:30
I feel like that man could be friendly
00:46:32
but once again I can't make that
00:46:34
judgment I can't know if he's friendly I
00:46:38
also can't know if he's a bounty hunter
00:46:39
because then he might just you know
00:46:40
arrest me oh wolves wolves wolves
00:46:46
wolves wolves
00:46:52
nor
00:46:54
ignore the Wolves safely away from the
00:46:57
Wolves good
00:47:00
there we go lovely yes if a wolf finds
00:47:04
us now we are dead we die chat that is
00:47:08
how it works man not friend yes free
00:47:10
hugs are not given by that man
00:47:14
oh there's a puzzle over there you can
00:47:16
tell because it has a snake on a spinny
00:47:18
thing okay we've got enemies of 12 right
00:47:20
as well
00:47:21
I mean of course we probably do in
00:47:23
Skyrim they're everywhere this is like
00:47:26
the most hostile landscape the universe
00:47:28
has ever seen
00:47:29
oh better than that it's a bandit camp
00:47:32
it's a banded camp
00:47:36
it's a whole bunch of dudes sitting
00:47:37
there and drinking do not want to deal
00:47:39
with them
00:47:41
um that's an elk that seems fine okay
00:47:44
we're almost at the Watchtower which is
00:47:45
like relative safety so there's the
00:47:48
Watchtower up ahead and then we've got
00:47:50
white run Beyond it so yes quite good
00:47:54
pet dog team wolf
00:47:56
give wolf kiss
00:47:57
give good scratches air scratches for
00:48:00
Wolfie
00:48:01
um no wolf eat and then I did it's that
00:48:06
simple chat don't trust wild wolf
00:48:09
dangerous okay there's a man walking by
00:48:11
himself on the road which means that we
00:48:13
shouldn't get any more combat encounters
00:48:15
on this road so I feel safe having a bit
00:48:17
of a jog and he looks like he's not
00:48:19
going to engage in combat
00:48:21
evening from Australia mate well I'll
00:48:24
tell you what this game has in common
00:48:25
with Australia all the wildlife wants to
00:48:28
kill you and is exceedingly dangerous I
00:48:30
reckon they probably have giant
00:48:32
frostbite spiders in Australia too like
00:48:34
that's probably where Todd got the idea
00:48:37
um
00:48:38
full frostbite spiders this man
00:48:40
definitely is friendly this guy's
00:48:41
friendly we I feel fine saying hi to him
00:48:43
you're like a traveling Bird right salga
00:48:46
The Wanderer there you go
00:48:49
knew it he's a Bard lovely um I don't
00:48:52
need any bad stuff but good for you bad
00:48:55
boy
00:48:56
um I also can't deal with those Bandits
00:48:58
so I'm not going to I'm going to go
00:49:00
around the bandits yes lovely round the
00:49:04
bandits we go Hoppity hoppity hop
00:49:07
Hoppity hoppity hop
00:49:09
oh and there are some guards maybe oh no
00:49:12
this is just people having a walk some
00:49:14
rich people on their way to a wedding
00:49:16
probably yes I think this is the wedding
00:49:19
guest party
00:49:21
oh and actually there's an abandoned
00:49:23
house this abandoned house might have
00:49:25
clothes
00:49:26
um these cloves
00:49:28
uh could be good no it's just a bed well
00:49:31
in the very least we have a bed we could
00:49:33
sleep in so
00:49:35
I guess that's something there's the
00:49:37
floor chest with seven gold
00:49:40
that's that's not very useful floor
00:49:43
chest but thank you hey sneak cool
00:49:46
does accessing a chest while sneaking
00:49:48
give me sneak skill that's fun
00:49:51
um
00:49:52
right I wonder if these white orange
00:49:54
guards will arrest me if they do that
00:49:56
will just teleport me to White run right
00:49:59
um
00:50:00
probably
00:50:02
okay you're a bodyguard you're fine okay
00:50:06
um chat do we do we approach the White
00:50:07
Run guards because then we'll know if
00:50:09
we're hated in this region too
00:50:12
um I mean it could be dangerous it could
00:50:14
be dangerous Rob them
00:50:17
okay I would only Rob them if I have
00:50:19
some kind of spell that means they
00:50:21
wouldn't immediately chase me down and
00:50:22
kill me with a bow and arrow approach
00:50:24
the guards okay right here we go let's
00:50:25
go say hi to the white ring guards and
00:50:28
hopefully they don't immediately aggro
00:50:31
hello what do you need
00:50:33
what is the death I'm no elf I'm a video
00:50:36
game developer
00:50:37
um oh there's an angry wolf over there
00:50:39
okay we're gonna walk with this
00:50:40
bodyguard party because I'm gonna need
00:50:43
them to deal with that wolf over there
00:50:46
um
00:50:47
but yes we're fine we're fine we're at 6
00:50:50
000 likes as well thank you Chad get up
00:50:52
to eight thousand you can do it I
00:50:54
believe in you why not push for nine
00:50:55
thousand dream big dream big oh wait you
00:50:59
mean I need to reset my goal okay you're
00:51:01
right I do actually need to do that is
00:51:03
that just a wild horse
00:51:06
there is just a wild horse
00:51:08
that is definitely a trap that has trap
00:51:10
written all over it that's the biggest
00:51:13
trap
00:51:15
very trap
00:51:18
um that is honestly like a trap remix
00:51:20
level of trappage get the horse no what
00:51:24
a terrible idea
00:51:26
the worst idea ever I would catch some
00:51:29
butterflies instead much nicer than a
00:51:32
horse horse won't kill me when I try and
00:51:34
get it
00:51:36
oh right
00:51:38
we've made it to Whiterun which means we
00:51:41
now need to make enough money so that we
00:51:44
can afford to um
00:51:47
uh yeah so that we can afford to I don't
00:51:50
know uh create
00:51:54
well buy enough illusion spells so that
00:51:56
we can actually do some combat stuff or
00:51:59
I don't know a follower or just a raised
00:52:01
dead spell could be used for like Tundra
00:52:03
skeleton skeleton could be good we could
00:52:05
probably clear out some places with
00:52:06
visceli we'll also need to make some
00:52:09
food we just need like basic resources
00:52:11
and a lot of them
00:52:14
um hug a giant that's not a good
00:52:16
survival tip chat um if anything I think
00:52:19
in the Skyrim manual that Todd Howard
00:52:21
himself made
00:52:23
um hugging Giants is like strongly
00:52:25
advised against not because they're
00:52:27
violent they're very misunderstood
00:52:29
creatures uh they just you know they've
00:52:31
all got really really strong contagious
00:52:34
diseases
00:52:35
um
00:52:36
yes
00:52:38
right we made this a white run they're
00:52:40
gonna be like stop City closed oh wait
00:52:42
no it's not of course not because I'm
00:52:44
not the main character of this the quest
00:52:45
so it doesn't matter City why would the
00:52:48
city be close to lowly Bandit Todd
00:52:49
Howard
00:52:51
um the goblin Prince
00:52:53
um
00:52:55
all right I think I need to make some
00:52:58
money and I have a whole bunch of like
00:53:00
ingredients here so I might just sell my
00:53:04
ingredients to Merchants because I'm
00:53:05
sure they're worth something right and
00:53:08
that extra like few hundred gold might
00:53:11
be able to um to make me a bit of cash
00:53:13
let me see if we've also got any quests
00:53:16
on the uh the little board that maybe
00:53:19
some gubbins quests where's the notice
00:53:21
board
00:53:23
is that a quest forward around here
00:53:24
somewhere I swear there's a quest board
00:53:26
or is that just
00:53:28
is that something that one of my mods
00:53:30
added I swear there was a quest board in
00:53:32
Whiterun at some point I thought that's
00:53:34
part of the anniversary edition oh well
00:53:36
I could be completely losing my mind
00:53:39
completely losing my mind
00:53:42
um oh dear thank you thank you weird
00:53:45
bots in chat did you know that you
00:53:48
there's private dating chats thank you
00:53:50
bought with creepy Bots bambot that's
00:53:53
lovely I didn't know that you could have
00:53:55
a private chat with an individual crazy
00:53:58
it's wild and it only costs you four
00:54:00
hundred thousand Bitcoins oh wait that
00:54:03
was just stealing that was badge and
00:54:04
depressed e very bad weight
00:54:07
I am a thief
00:54:10
how much theft can I get away with
00:54:13
let's give it a go
00:54:15
let's give it a go
00:54:18
day one baby fevery unlocked look The
00:54:22
Cauldron lady doesn't know him in her
00:54:24
house right so
00:54:26
there's nothing stopping me just from
00:54:28
borrowing her cheese
00:54:31
no herbalist guide to Skyrim nice cool
00:54:34
okay
00:54:35
she'll never know
00:54:39
okay she will know that's fine hello
00:54:42
there got some potions would you like
00:54:44
some potions
00:54:46
um
00:54:47
what do you got for sale I've got some
00:54:50
potions
00:54:51
uh okay I've got some ale for you you'd
00:54:53
like ale baked potatoes no I'm not
00:54:56
giving you my baked potatoes butterfly
00:54:58
wings and mountain flowers you'll pay
00:55:00
literally nothing for but that's
00:55:02
honestly still worth it I imagine
00:55:05
yeah that seems like it's still worth it
00:55:08
lavender's not worth it but Nightshade
00:55:10
is we'll sell some Nightshade sell these
00:55:13
purple mountain flowers like I just need
00:55:16
like maybe a few hundred gold few
00:55:17
hundred gold and I can make my way up to
00:55:19
the keep make a little bit of extra cash
00:55:21
cabbages I can't sell my beloved
00:55:24
cabbages or my potato soup I love potato
00:55:27
soup oh I saw that aversion to fire
00:55:30
thing
00:55:31
yeah okay and the rest of this I think I
00:55:33
can keep I've got 255 gold I think that
00:55:36
should be enough to buy a base level
00:55:38
spell don't be suspicious don't be
00:55:41
suspicious it turns out it's hard to to
00:55:43
not be suspicious
00:55:46
we let me go this way
00:55:51
just borrow some flowers borrowing some
00:55:54
flowers I love flowers mmm flowers
00:55:58
lovely
00:56:00
maybe Bella Falls is a better location
00:56:02
because Bella Falls has wait can I just
00:56:06
like
00:56:07
still here I feel like I'm detected here
00:56:09
definitely that's a bit too obvious
00:56:12
Bella Falls let's give Bella Falls a try
00:56:17
okay Balfour
00:56:19
take a look around
00:56:20
um
00:56:21
can I just like
00:56:23
steal from your house yes there is
00:56:25
another way in should let me steal like
00:56:27
food but that's not really useful
00:56:30
okay you haven't really got anything
00:56:31
useful at all I'm sorry Bella four
00:56:33
you've got anything like upstairs that's
00:56:35
good is that just like your bed
00:56:38
this is just this is just your bed okay
00:56:41
well you're like living a real Bachelor
00:56:44
Life Bella for wow true capitalist
00:56:46
Bachelor dream I live in my shop
00:56:50
um
00:56:52
right let's let's try by that spell I
00:56:56
want that spell
00:56:58
I want to spell wait I realize bellaful
00:57:01
probably also sells the spells that I'd
00:57:03
want
00:57:04
that's actually a good idea bellaful
00:57:05
could have been a good shout to trade
00:57:07
with he'll also sell clothes and I will
00:57:11
need some shoes
00:57:12
maybe even a hat join the Imperials
00:57:16
I could actually join the Imperials
00:57:18
maybe we just do the Civil War you get
00:57:22
paid for doing the Civil War and isn't
00:57:25
that lovely who doesn't like paying for
00:57:28
Civil War
00:57:31
um I know I did
00:57:33
I'm not saying which one I funded but it
00:57:36
was one of them
00:57:38
um right hello there
00:57:40
fahrengar
00:57:41
I'd like to buy some magic
00:57:44
I've got magical skills that I can feel
00:57:47
it in my bones okay so we can't use
00:57:51
weapons so a conjuration of a weapon is
00:57:54
still a weapon so we can't use that calm
00:57:57
is a spell we could use
00:57:59
um
00:58:00
so I hate the sound of your feet
00:58:02
slapping please buy some shoes okay fine
00:58:04
fine if you donate to charity or buy
00:58:07
some shoes if if we get up to uh 100
00:58:11
150 7 069 I will buy shoes for Todd okay
00:58:18
but he's a poor man and I'd rather buy
00:58:21
conjurations about flame after that
00:58:22
could be good
00:58:24
whoa also the elemental bolt is so
00:58:27
powerful that's the most powerful spell
00:58:28
literally in the game full stop it is so
00:58:31
good
00:58:33
um at all levels it's so much more
00:58:35
powerful than all of the other spells
00:58:37
uh okay I mean raise zombie not good uh
00:58:43
we we just need like a summon rather
00:58:45
than a
00:58:46
a conjure because it's just reanimation
00:58:50
illusion and alteration to actually
00:58:52
improve our armor could be useful
00:58:55
um no you can't pay me this isn't the
00:58:57
charity there's a charity Link in the
00:58:58
pinned comment uh pinned sorry pinned
00:59:01
live chat and in the description if you
00:59:02
donate 35 pounds to charity you get a
00:59:04
thousand pounds away for games that's
00:59:06
pretty good I I think that's great value
00:59:09
I've bought it literally every year and
00:59:12
I paid I mean currently I hold the
00:59:15
highest amount donated to this uh this
00:59:18
fundraiser I've I donated 11
00:59:21
000 pounds
00:59:24
um not yesterday the day before yeah
00:59:25
first of December 11 000 pounds which is
00:59:29
money I got because you guys watch
00:59:30
adverts thanks guys allowed me to give
00:59:33
to charity and tax deducted against my
00:59:37
company's income isn't that wonderful
00:59:39
okay Fury is good that will
00:59:42
um
00:59:43
Fury and calm are a powerful combination
00:59:48
creatures and people up to level 9 won't
00:59:50
fight for 30 seconds
00:59:52
but I feel like we do need a summon like
00:59:56
familiar could be good that's just kind
00:59:58
of like summons a rat but a flame after
01:00:00
Nike is so much better so let's see if
01:00:01
we can get up to 300 gold
01:00:04
we're gonna have to sell our necklace
01:00:06
and our other necklace but we can do it
01:00:08
just by keeping our ring and I'll CL
01:00:11
actually we're going to sell the ring as
01:00:12
well by keeping our clothes alone we are
01:00:15
able to buy summon flame woman
01:00:19
it's literally it
01:00:22
um what are pounds in real currency I'm
01:00:24
not sure but it should tell you on the
01:00:26
website what the the quantity you in
01:00:30
your National pay needs to be so there
01:00:34
we go we've got a country of flame after
01:00:35
an expel so we can now do magic
01:00:38
um
01:00:40
oh my God
01:00:43
[Laughter]
01:00:48
I don't have enough Magicka to summon my
01:00:51
flame wife
01:00:53
look at this look at this Magica needed
01:00:56
to cast 132 total Magicka 92.
01:01:01
[Laughter]
01:01:08
oh my God
01:01:11
I'm so screwed that was all of my money
01:01:15
that was all of my buddy chat oh gosh
01:01:19
okay I've got an idea I've got an idea
01:01:21
I've got an idea
01:01:24
I'm gonna ask to join the companions
01:01:25
that I'm gonna steal there
01:01:27
uh steal their all their stuff and sell
01:01:30
it okay that's my idea I'm gonna join a
01:01:32
society and then steal the stuff from
01:01:35
the society
01:01:36
that's my idea
01:01:38
oh also uh just so you know how much
01:01:41
survival mode sucks if I want the
01:01:43
blessing of Talos I must pay a hundred
01:01:45
gold it's just like the real church it's
01:01:47
wild
01:01:49
oh you want you want to be loved by your
01:01:51
creator that's gonna cost you
01:01:54
50 spiff coins for every blessing from
01:01:56
our Lord spiff
01:01:59
um I wonder if
01:02:02
yeah we should be able to just like join
01:02:04
the join the companion straight away
01:02:07
oh my goodness they're fighting yeah go
01:02:09
go go fight fight fight
01:02:11
kiss kiss hug hug hug kiss kiss hug hug
01:02:15
hug kiss kiss High School
01:02:18
um can I join the companions please
01:02:21
yes I well I don't I just want to steal
01:02:24
your stuff
01:02:25
oh code like
01:02:27
okay code like where is code luck
01:02:29
where's my boy
01:02:33
if I remember he might be like is he
01:02:35
downstairs I think he studs downstairs
01:02:39
um I'll speak to the leader of the
01:02:40
companions
01:02:42
I just need to join so I can just
01:02:44
Thief all of the stuff out of their
01:02:46
houses
01:02:50
[Music]
01:02:53
all right you're down here aren't you
01:02:55
coin purse
01:02:59
don't mind if I do oh
01:03:02
coins
01:03:06
any other coin purses purses ah shoes
01:03:11
boots
01:03:14
these are the boots
01:03:16
these are the boots
01:03:20
did I just hear a sword being pulled I
01:03:22
did
01:03:23
okay it's fine
01:03:25
these are the boots
01:03:27
boots
01:03:32
gold we got we got shoes we've got our
01:03:36
shoes
01:03:37
yes yes the shoes lovely
01:03:41
lovely beloved shoes
01:03:44
I love shoes hello
01:03:49
I'd know how to handle my shelf now that
01:03:51
I have shoes on but I might detect it
01:03:54
let me just close this door
01:03:57
hidden take coin
01:04:00
there we go they've let me in I'm just
01:04:02
borrowing their coin I promise I'll pay
01:04:04
it back
01:04:05
one day let me just any other coin in
01:04:07
here
01:04:08
coin or a book worth 30 gold can I oh I
01:04:14
would have to steal that still
01:04:16
anything in this case nope
01:04:19
Apple cloves more cloves good we love
01:04:22
cloves
01:04:24
coin
01:04:26
good stuff that's another coin pouch
01:04:28
stolen we're literally just going
01:04:30
through and just borrowing a boring in
01:04:34
quotation marks coin
01:04:37
um from everyone here
01:04:39
go lovely right let me um oh there's
01:04:42
another going past there
01:04:44
past that point
01:04:46
how much gold are we up to 162 gold
01:04:50
that's easy chat it's that easy
01:04:55
you didn't see me
01:04:57
borrow
01:04:59
it's not stealing if you shout borrow as
01:05:02
you do it
01:05:06
[Music]
01:05:07
nobody in here
01:05:09
there's nobody in here
01:05:12
take that coin purse 16 gold take that
01:05:16
coin Plus
01:05:18
but it is owned can't take the bed can
01:05:20
take the gold because it's mine now more
01:05:23
gold oh yes that's 20 gold oh yes this
01:05:27
is getting so good
01:05:29
it's getting so effective why is there a
01:05:31
brewery in here is there gold in here
01:05:33
gold
01:05:35
gold
01:05:36
gold
01:05:38
yes my gold my gold sense is a tingling
01:05:41
right perfect okay now let us join the
01:05:44
companion so we can then physically
01:05:46
steal the other stuff without being
01:05:47
flagged stealing
01:05:50
um yes hello
01:05:51
I would like to join the companions
01:05:56
oh wait are they going to make me do a
01:05:57
fight if they're going to make me do a
01:05:58
fight then I'm not gonna be able to do
01:06:00
it
01:06:01
can I buy your channel for 1.2 million
01:06:03
um
01:06:04
yeah sure uh give me give me the 1.2
01:06:07
million um into my my 100 legitimate
01:06:12
business account
01:06:13
um and then I'll run away and I'll keep
01:06:16
my channel
01:06:17
good deal good deal
01:06:19
yeah there's a fight isn't there
01:06:26
read this nice two-handed skill
01:06:29
increased oh I've leveled up I can get
01:06:31
10 more Magicka
01:06:33
oh
01:06:37
uh how am I in battle I have much to
01:06:39
learn
01:06:43
steal that go 42 gold
01:06:45
unusual gem coin purse
01:06:48
okay we're doing good we're doing good
01:06:50
we've stolen we've stolen enough gold
01:06:52
um we've stolen 300 worth of gold wilcus
01:06:56
um I'd love to join you in the in the
01:06:58
yard and see if I have what it takes to
01:07:01
to fight uh I don't because I can't
01:07:03
fight I can only do non-combat
01:07:07
um so that's it I'm out
01:07:10
uh right I I don't want to fight sorry
01:07:13
Lucas a pleasure doing business with you
01:07:15
thank you for all of your Luke guys it
01:07:18
was really nice to meet all of you I'm
01:07:19
sure you have great personalities bye
01:07:21
bye
01:07:25
perfect right time to go learn country
01:07:28
Familia and then we're going to use a
01:07:31
wolf to fight the world
01:07:34
all right there we go stuff stuff
01:07:40
up here we go hello there is older
01:07:44
um in two white run we go stealing gold
01:07:49
seems a bit Scottish to me wow real
01:07:51
civil engineer I can't believe you'd say
01:07:53
that in my live stream chat
01:07:55
wow where I'll see rce welcome my friend
01:08:00
um I'll give you a little bit of a
01:08:01
rundown if you want to know what's
01:08:02
happening the goal is to survive 102
01:08:05
days in Skyrim our first character
01:08:07
lasted about 15 minutes because we're
01:08:10
playing on legendary survival difficulty
01:08:12
which is insanely difficult we have to
01:08:14
eat food let me put it this way
01:08:16
um because I haven't eaten food I'm a
01:08:20
little bit hungry and that means all of
01:08:23
my weapons are 20 slower and a 50 less
01:08:27
effective with shields and sneaking
01:08:29
because I'm hungry that's right my
01:08:32
sneaking is 50 less efficient because
01:08:34
the sound of my belly rumbling is like
01:08:37
notifying all of the guards then fatigue
01:08:41
the fatigue means that I'm drained so
01:08:43
total magicker and uh stamina regenerate
01:08:46
25 slower total magickers reduced and
01:08:49
Potions are 20 less effective that's
01:08:53
insane however because I'm warm
01:08:54
pickpocketing is easier and I'm more
01:08:56
resistant to Frost isn't that nice and
01:08:59
um because of my because I'm a darker if
01:09:01
I'm 50 resistant to Fire and 50 or 25
01:09:05
resistant fatigue which is actually huge
01:09:08
in this game it means I need like 25
01:09:09
less sleep which is which is good that's
01:09:12
really good right uh what do you got for
01:09:14
sale
01:09:15
um
01:09:16
I would like your summon kind of
01:09:19
familiar there we go this is like the
01:09:20
base level summon spell if I still have
01:09:22
money
01:09:24
calm could be good
01:09:26
um but so could Fury
01:09:28
creatures and people up to level six
01:09:30
will attack anything nearby that would
01:09:33
be good because we can get like Bandits
01:09:35
to fight each other yeah we'll grab that
01:09:37
okay let's read these two books bam and
01:09:39
Bam there we go can I actually use kanja
01:09:42
Familia
01:09:44
let's see kanja Familia 94 cost
01:09:49
88 Magicka
01:09:52
okay so as long as I wake up right
01:09:55
before I cast it I will have just enough
01:09:59
just enough Magicka to cast my familia
01:10:03
yes
01:10:04
yes
01:10:06
I need to sleep
01:10:08
um started streaming 69 minutes ago nice
01:10:10
that is nice that is lovely Chad
01:10:13
um but yes we're also streaming this for
01:10:15
charity so uh you can spend 35 pounds uh
01:10:18
give money to like 12 Charities of the
01:10:21
jingle jam and receive a thousand pounds
01:10:23
worth of games if you donate via the
01:10:25
lovely fundraisery link I have there is
01:10:28
literally no limit to the amount of
01:10:29
times you can do a 35 pound donation you
01:10:31
will receive the gift every time so you
01:10:34
can I don't know spend 35 pounds and get
01:10:36
all the games for yourself then put in
01:10:38
your mates email and get them the all of
01:10:41
the games and repeat as many times as
01:10:43
you need until every single person in
01:10:45
your family has a copy of Warhammer 40K
01:10:48
Gladius and then what you want to do is
01:10:49
host a multiplayer Tournament of 40K
01:10:52
Gladius and then beat their asses when
01:10:53
you pick the towel because they won't
01:10:56
have picked the towel and that is the
01:10:57
most overpowered faction in that game
01:10:59
and I love it if you don't know what
01:11:00
Gladys is it's basically 40K save six
01:11:02
and it's really fun I really love it
01:11:06
I've always also every time I've played
01:11:07
it I'm pretty sure I've won
01:11:09
um so maybe my opinions are biased
01:11:13
right into the banded banded way we go
01:11:16
um I need to sleep
01:11:18
I need to sleep
01:11:20
uh right you haven't used your poke
01:11:22
point I can't use my perk point this is
01:11:25
survival mode guys legendary survival
01:11:27
mode I can't level up unless I sleep so
01:11:31
I'm going to sleep
01:11:33
a 10 gold for a room how much gold do I
01:11:36
have like 11 11 Gold 17 gold I'm rich
01:11:41
um what would you like
01:11:43
cabbages
01:11:45
would you like my cabbages would you
01:11:47
like my POG fish I think I need my poke
01:11:49
fish actually you don't want anything I
01:11:52
have on me well I'll take a room for you
01:11:56
um and also actually have you got any
01:11:57
leads
01:11:59
um
01:12:00
some of the young men came by and left
01:12:01
his Bounty letter Nice kill the Bandit
01:12:04
leader located the silent Moon camp
01:12:07
yeah I'm sure I'll be able to do that
01:12:10
uh there have been rumors of suspicious
01:12:12
activity around Helgen Legion patrols
01:12:14
have been spotted in the area
01:12:16
travel to Helgen
01:12:18
oh
01:12:20
oh that's pretty cool I see I've got a
01:12:24
mission to travel to Helgen and then I'm
01:12:25
gonna go there and be like oh no there's
01:12:27
a dragon attack that's actually quite
01:12:29
fun good job alternative starts mod
01:12:31
anyway this is my room
01:12:33
um I don't even own the cheese in the
01:12:35
room that's just for observing
01:12:36
apparently right time to sleep
01:12:39
um I'm gonna sleep for
01:12:42
11 hours 11 hours wake us up nice and
01:12:45
early tomorrow
01:12:47
hmm
01:12:49
is this on Twitch too no
01:12:51
no
01:12:52
this is not on Twitch I'm a YouTube only
01:12:54
streamer because YouTube is perfectly
01:12:55
balanced for several reasons uh number
01:12:58
one if you're watching the stream and
01:12:59
you like the stream the stream gets
01:13:01
pushed to more people which then means
01:13:03
the stream grows which creates this
01:13:04
nightmare mess equally if you chat fast
01:13:07
enough the stream also gets pushed to
01:13:09
more people
01:13:11
um yes it's a bit silly and a bit
01:13:13
overpowered but you can just summon
01:13:15
people out of thin air right I'm going
01:13:18
to get novice conjuration so my
01:13:21
conjuration spells are cheaper
01:13:23
yes okay so how how much is it now only
01:13:28
47 to cast country familiar lovely
01:13:30
that's fine so we can cast it probably
01:13:32
twice my character is now famished so I
01:13:35
need to eat some food let's eat some
01:13:37
baked potato soup there we go two bits
01:13:40
of potato soup lovely good lovely and
01:13:43
good there we go just need some soup
01:13:45
and I will grab some use the cooking
01:13:48
spit
01:13:49
tea look at the chat go see look chat
01:13:51
faster more people come it's just
01:13:53
literally that simple right let's make
01:13:55
some cabbage soup and that's it I need
01:13:57
more salt that's what I need salt piles
01:14:00
so I can make meals oh well
01:14:03
God you guys are just everywhere let me
01:14:05
out into white run
01:14:08
okay so we can now summon
01:14:11
um so well bam what do we summon
01:14:14
a wolf
01:14:16
look at him
01:14:18
hello there Georgie who's a good cookie
01:14:21
who's a good Corgi who you're like okay
01:14:23
yes you are a good kogi what big eyes
01:14:26
you have what big nose you have what big
01:14:29
teeth you have what big cookie you are
01:14:32
your big big Corgi my goodness I'm
01:14:36
speaking of Corgi and Georgie I actually
01:14:38
even have a Christmas jumper and I
01:14:39
decided so that I got to put her on the
01:14:41
back of it so yeah my Christmas merch is
01:14:43
a giant Corgi on the back of it because
01:14:45
you know
01:14:47
I feel like when you reach a certain
01:14:49
level of YouTube Fame sure you can just
01:14:51
slap your logo on a jumper or a T-shirt
01:14:53
and sell it to people or you can make
01:14:56
merch of your own dog because that's the
01:14:59
clothes you would want to wear and I get
01:15:02
to get them for free so I'm not saying
01:15:05
that the only reason I have merch is
01:15:06
because I'm just making the clothes I
01:15:07
want to own but I am
01:15:11
all right let me just get all of these
01:15:13
lovely supplies oh my little conjuration
01:15:16
has disappeared so summon it again I
01:15:18
think every time I summon I get points
01:15:20
into conjuration nope it has to be in
01:15:22
combat okay so summoning you there is
01:15:25
pretty useless but that's okay that's
01:15:28
okay have I got any like iron on me
01:15:30
anything I could do like smithing stuff
01:15:33
with
01:15:34
maybe no I've got absolutely nothing of
01:15:38
that value in my inventory
01:15:40
um
01:15:41
I suppose I've got like tanning I could
01:15:43
do
01:15:44
which would give me experience maybe I
01:15:47
got some leather strips that I can
01:15:49
probably sell for like one gold each
01:15:51
hello there
01:15:54
do you work the forge or day yes
01:15:57
yes
01:15:59
take this sword up to the farmer father
01:16:02
yes I'll do it I'll do it yes or that
01:16:05
will give me money yes that will give me
01:16:06
money deliver the sword to prevent us I
01:16:09
can do that
01:16:10
that gives me money
01:16:13
um deliver the sword I don't want to train
01:16:16
kill the Bandit leader definitely can't
01:16:18
do that
01:16:19
um
01:16:20
okay chat you can stop spamming chat you
01:16:23
can stop spamming I need I need access
01:16:25
but yes we could make gold from this and
01:16:28
gold is good hello there
01:16:30
are you always drunk
01:16:32
[Laughter]
01:16:34
you're fun
01:16:36
oh my goodness are you always drunk yes
01:16:38
but totally if I could help it but it
01:16:40
could bad what a good man
01:16:43
um right I'm gonna get a little bit of
01:16:45
gold from this and then I think we're
01:16:46
gonna do our first
01:16:48
combat test quote on quotes
01:16:52
um I'm going to go down into the like
01:16:55
the graves where I know there are like
01:16:57
some skeletons because we should be able
01:17:00
to use the wolf to fight the skeletons
01:17:03
um because if you don't know how like
01:17:04
legendary difficulty works I do I think
01:17:07
one I do 25 damage to like NPCs and
01:17:11
enemies and they do two times as much
01:17:13
damage to me which is of course not good
01:17:16
that means that I suck however
01:17:20
um summoned creatures that I have don't
01:17:22
have such a limitation they just do
01:17:24
their normal damage
01:17:26
I just think the enemies have like
01:17:27
slightly more health or something like
01:17:28
that
01:17:29
um anyway I have a sword from your
01:17:30
daughter there you go
01:17:32
oh take some few coins few coins come on
01:17:34
give me some coins coins just like 20
01:17:37
coins that's something whoa we are
01:17:40
making money we're making money yes for
01:17:45
7500 gold we can buy a house
01:17:49
I'm so poor I'm so poor God even afford
01:17:54
clothes I'm wearing stolen shoes stolen
01:17:59
shoes take plate
01:18:05
money money money money money
01:18:08
money money money money don't sit don't
01:18:12
sit don't sit don't sit they're not
01:18:13
gonna notice they're not gonna notice
01:18:15
they're not gonna notice look at all of
01:18:17
this money they just left lying around
01:18:19
[Music]
01:18:20
um
01:18:24
tables it doesn't matter I've got their
01:18:27
goblets I'm the Goblet Goblin there we
01:18:30
go thank you
01:18:33
oh I've just accidentally opened up the
01:18:34
GeForce experience I'm not I don't want
01:18:37
the GeForce experience
01:18:38
yes I opened White Run look we can't
01:18:42
exploit infinite money with the merchant
01:18:44
exploit we have to do this legit that's
01:18:46
part of the whole surviving in Skyrim
01:18:48
for 100 days we have to legitimately
01:18:50
survive for a hundred days
01:18:52
which means sometimes yes stealing all
01:18:57
of the silverware off of the Yards
01:18:59
tables
01:19:01
Goblin mode
01:19:03
okay look I was actually just colonizing
01:19:06
their table spread
01:19:08
um that that's all it is like I was just
01:19:10
making sure that you know the British
01:19:13
law of Finders Keepers was in effect
01:19:15
which it now is it now is and we can
01:19:18
rest easy knowing that it is
01:19:20
um but before can you open up your damn
01:19:21
shop I have gubbins to sell let me sell
01:19:24
my gubbins to you boy thank you
01:19:28
any mods uh just UI mods
01:19:30
um no actual gameplay stuff what have I
01:19:33
got for sale here we go gubbins
01:19:36
candlestick
01:19:37
oh wait no that's yours oh my God I was
01:19:39
about to buy a Candlestick for 72 code
01:19:41
take my bowl my bowl my goblets 20 gold
01:19:46
worth of goblets simple goblets some
01:19:49
jugs some leather strips you'll take my
01:19:51
leather strips this Garnet I found this
01:19:54
soul gem
01:19:55
you'll buy my 14 plates and some
01:19:58
platters oh yes 138 gold
01:20:03
we're rolling in it ladies and gentlemen
01:20:05
we are rolling in it we are minted we
01:20:08
are absolutely minted oh my goodness
01:20:11
have you got any like
01:20:13
cloves for me any like I don't know hats
01:20:16
hats to keep my head warm
01:20:19
um would be good nope absolutely none no
01:20:23
clothing to keep me warm that's fine
01:20:26
um you've now owned a large quantity of
01:20:28
goblets that I guess you're gonna now
01:20:29
have to sell back to the y'all
01:20:33
all right we've now unlocked 13 days
01:20:37
worth of sleep thanks to all of the
01:20:40
goblets that we've just sold however we
01:20:43
also have to think that we have to make
01:20:45
food as well so our day-to-day running
01:20:48
costs aren't just the cost of sleeping
01:20:50
in an inn it's also the cost of actually
01:20:52
making enough food to survive each day
01:20:54
which adds like another like 20 or
01:20:57
something into each daily intake because
01:20:59
we got to keep eating food we gotta fat
01:21:01
up our boy he's got to be nice and uh
01:21:04
chunky we can't have taught Howard
01:21:05
starve to death right into the next room
01:21:08
we go let's go oh my goodness we're up
01:21:10
to 161 000 pounds raised for charity
01:21:12
guys good job geez why not make potions
01:21:17
this this boy has no need for potions
01:21:19
he's just too powerful right if I
01:21:22
remember correctly you have an amulet in
01:21:23
here
01:21:26
um
01:21:27
do I believe in the god of death
01:21:30
um
01:21:31
uh sure yeah I know him well
01:21:38
okay right so basically uh he wants me
01:21:41
to go into here and find an amulet and
01:21:43
in there is a bunch of skeletons uh so
01:21:46
yes it's a problem however after we do
01:21:48
it I'm pretty sure we can steal all of
01:21:50
these like skulls from here maybe like
01:21:53
in the very least there's some embalming
01:21:54
tools we could borrow is there anything
01:21:56
I can steal from in here yeah there's
01:21:59
some more goblets which I'm sure he'll
01:22:00
let me borrow and a coin pouch or coin
01:22:04
pouch
01:22:05
converge
01:22:07
five gold
01:22:09
worth it right let's get some sneaking
01:22:11
on
01:22:12
[Music]
01:22:14
right okay so we can summon
01:22:17
um we can summon a familiar is what we
01:22:20
can do what else can we do we can do
01:22:22
Fury
01:22:23
I don't I feel like Fury is not really
01:22:25
going to help us I think we're going to
01:22:26
need summon and heal so we summon our
01:22:29
familiar and then we heal
01:22:32
all right ladies and gentlemen this our
01:22:33
first encounter for combat Cicero has a
01:22:37
quest east of Whiterun
01:22:39
um directly at the road next to a farm
01:22:41
for 500 gold chat I don't trust you for
01:22:44
your easy easy quests okay because
01:22:47
they're probably a nightmare what day is
01:22:48
this this is day two we are on day two
01:22:52
and we're doing our first bit of combat
01:22:53
and we go skeletons
01:22:57
some of that conjure conjure fight
01:23:00
skeleton Todd fight fight fight fight
01:23:02
fight fight fight fight
01:23:03
ah I'm dead I'm so dead I'm SWA move
01:23:07
move move and they follow they follow
01:23:08
they follow they follow oh I know they
01:23:11
didn't follow they didn't follow
01:23:12
oh they followed
01:23:16
oh God
01:23:23
oh
01:23:25
God oh God okay check those photos check
01:23:29
this first joke oh gosh
01:23:32
I don't want to die I don't want to die
01:23:34
now we just got started with don't
01:23:37
Howard
01:23:40
uh
01:23:42
okay okay
01:23:43
um
01:23:44
we have a choice do we try and run
01:23:46
forward or we do we go back and then
01:23:49
through the doors and then go forward I
01:23:50
think we have to go back
01:23:52
and then
01:23:54
and then go forward okay back in back in
01:23:57
Hall of Dead Hall of Dead
01:24:00
all of dead
01:24:01
oh they haven't followed me Devon
01:24:04
followed me
01:24:06
and followed me here
01:24:08
oh they didn't follow me back in
01:24:12
failed recover the whoa they followed me
01:24:14
back in uh well it's good news that the
01:24:16
owner of this area is now dead so we'll
01:24:18
just take their gold
01:24:20
um they're fighting my conjuration but
01:24:22
my conjuration is also fighting back uh
01:24:25
I was having another one I was having
01:24:26
another one they're running through
01:24:27
they're running through they're running
01:24:28
through jump jump jump jump jump jump
01:24:29
jump out out into white run out into
01:24:31
white run and run run run run forward
01:24:34
they're gonna follow me they're gonna
01:24:36
follow me there's the man who gave me
01:24:38
the quest there are the bone boys
01:24:39
they're the bone boys the bone boys are
01:24:42
here why are they bone boys why are they
01:24:44
bold boys white round guard help me with
01:24:46
the bone boys help me please with the
01:24:49
bone boys okay I'm gonna drink this
01:24:52
potion of minor Magicka because it's
01:24:53
gonna let me summon another wolf and
01:24:55
that wolf will help out with this combat
01:24:56
and give me some experience hopefully
01:24:58
good job Wolfie how's my conjuration
01:25:01
doing uh web 2 level 16.
01:25:05
good job oh bone boys are dead
01:25:08
four
01:25:09
okay let me take your mace and such
01:25:11
because I can probably sell it and
01:25:14
realistically that's the only thing
01:25:16
we're salvaging from this Quest
01:25:20
our Quest Giver is dead he's not looking
01:25:23
too good Anders I'm sorry I'll take your
01:25:26
poke fish and your gold necklace and
01:25:28
your lock figures
01:25:29
monk boots
01:25:31
oh they're probably they're better than
01:25:34
our stolen boots okay stolen boots don't
01:25:37
need you Monk boots heck yeah gold
01:25:39
necklace and pimping silver Garnet ring
01:25:41
looking fancy okay
01:25:45
um let's Chugga potion of healing
01:25:48
oh
01:25:50
oh
01:25:54
you want to make sure you can take it
01:25:55
sure it's yours
01:25:57
you're gonna put it on right away
01:25:59
they're stolen boots but I mean each to
01:26:02
their own I guess hope you enjoy
01:26:05
I'm assuming
01:26:09
yes you put on those those stolen boots
01:26:11
of mine
01:26:13
um right okay in we go uh so the dude
01:26:16
the dude who was here is now dead so
01:26:18
don't really understand how it's
01:26:19
stealing because the man who owned all
01:26:22
of this ain't alive anymore but that's
01:26:25
fine I guess we can't judge look more
01:26:28
boots sleep in bed owned uh it's not
01:26:31
owned it's it's de-owned
01:26:34
or deaded it
01:26:37
um I don't think there are any more
01:26:38
skeletons in here so I think we are
01:26:41
actually safe to enter
01:26:43
I love to be careful but I'm 90 certain
01:26:46
that's the case
01:26:48
um
01:26:50
and as that is yeah we should be safe to
01:26:54
make it all the way through yep
01:26:56
sweet
01:26:58
into the Goblet area more goblets yes
01:27:01
yes yes yes yes and there's the Amulet
01:27:03
of okay which we can sell wonderful uh
01:27:07
more goblets to steal more goblets for
01:27:10
the Goblet Goblin a bowl you think you
01:27:12
can hide a bowl from the Goblet Goblin
01:27:14
you cannot lovely stuff there's even a
01:27:17
note here Caravan Captain's note
01:27:20
cool I will not do that Quest as it is
01:27:23
probably dangerous unusual gem located
01:27:27
gem located
01:27:30
um
01:27:31
don't think there's anything up here
01:27:32
other than just a room with a book in
01:27:35
coin purse 13 gold
01:27:38
a block book
01:27:41
oh goblet
01:27:44
goblet goblet coin goblet and coin the
01:27:47
two things that motivate me in life
01:27:49
imagine if they combined them into some
01:27:51
kind of coin goblet a goblet that you
01:27:54
could put coins into or Todd okay that's
01:27:57
an idea for Elder Scrolls six you best
01:28:00
added in
01:28:02
oh okay look you were doubting my
01:28:05
survival skills however
01:28:08
I would say
01:28:10
that was a sell the block book
01:28:12
the book is worth 50 gold Why not pick
01:28:14
it up because your logic chat your chat
01:28:17
your logic makes too much sense okay you
01:28:22
have to remember that when I press go
01:28:25
live on a stream okay my brain Smooths
01:28:29
into like this fine paste
01:28:32
um at my gameplay skills also it's moved
01:28:36
into like a nice fine paste as well
01:28:38
that's just how it works chop wood for
01:28:41
money I do not have an ax so I cannot
01:28:43
chop for money also an acts as a weapon
01:28:46
and consequently
01:28:48
uh I suppose actually maybe we could do
01:28:50
some high octane wood chopping but it
01:28:53
just doesn't seem like the gripping
01:28:55
Skyrim gameplay that you're here for
01:28:56
whereas stealing goblets now that's
01:29:00
gameplay
01:29:01
that's gameplay
01:29:03
um I'll tell you what I could definitely
01:29:04
do joining the Thieves Guild so that way
01:29:05
I could use their fences uh that would
01:29:07
be really good wait
01:29:09
are you okay man man are you okay
01:29:13
see good are you okay see God
01:29:16
you're too busy to talk right now see
01:29:18
God I've got questions Secret
01:29:20
are you fine do I need something
01:29:23
um
01:29:26
fascinating
01:29:29
fascinating
01:29:31
fascinating
01:29:37
happy anniversary Skyrim ladies and
01:29:39
gentlemen 11 years 11 years of gameplay
01:29:43
why is this locked Bella for
01:29:47
how is this logged Bella for oh fine I
01:29:51
can't sell the general good shop uh
01:29:53
maybe the drunken Huntsman will take it
01:29:56
it just works Todd it just works
01:30:01
man
01:30:03
anyway drunk announcement hello there
01:30:06
let me
01:30:08
what would you like to buy from me you'd
01:30:09
like my ale I'll give you all of that
01:30:11
because I can't really use it you'll
01:30:12
take my weapons that I found from the
01:30:14
floor this Shield this mace and that's
01:30:17
about it
01:30:18
um wine you can take the wine
01:30:21
good nice right that's good have you got
01:30:24
salt piles actually because I can use
01:30:26
them to make
01:30:27
could use them to make food
01:30:31
yes nope no sole Puffs okay useless
01:30:35
it's fine who should I talk to you for
01:30:36
work
01:30:41
it's a quest here Battle of Champions
01:30:44
uh oh yeah this is like a fight between
01:30:46
two people which is useless
01:30:49
um
01:30:50
Alfred
01:30:53
and special Honey Nut treat oh it's
01:30:56
Janessa everyone's favorite
01:30:59
I would like to hire you but I've got no
01:31:01
money God I love having janasa she'd be
01:31:04
so useful
01:31:06
so useful
01:31:09
uh
01:31:16
we just had a terrible donation
01:31:18
um Rob surgeon said if I had a sister
01:31:19
I'd re-release her 19 times two Todd
01:31:22
Howard 2022 famous quote
01:31:25
um need any help around the forge yeah
01:31:27
maybe we can get a bit of money from
01:31:28
this it's making me nine dagger there we
01:31:30
go
01:31:31
here's everything I need to make one go
01:31:33
ahead okay right I'll go make a nine
01:31:35
dagger um
01:31:36
nice iron dagger bam create
01:31:40
job done
01:31:42
I can also make nails and an iron
01:31:45
fitting I'll make some Nails because
01:31:47
maybe I can sell them 10 Nails would be
01:31:50
10 value though which
01:31:51
uh I mean I suppose if I can sell them
01:31:54
for one gold each that's profit let me
01:31:56
give it a go
01:31:58
let me give it a go bam
01:32:00
here's nine dagger
01:32:04
oh sharpen it up use the grindstone oh
01:32:07
we're gonna get grinding love a good bit
01:32:08
of grinder uh
01:32:10
[Laughter]
01:32:13
uh I can't sell it Oh I thought I was
01:32:16
gonna be able to sell my hinge
01:32:18
my hinges
01:32:20
all right let me use my oh wait this
01:32:21
isn't the grindstone this is the grinder
01:32:24
Stone I am looking for a sword in a one mile
01:32:27
radius the finest sword craft
01:32:31
there we go completed
01:32:34
won't sell a 50 book but will sell 10
01:32:36
Nails LOL look you don't understand the
01:32:39
Goblet Goblin grind set here's your shop
01:32:42
and Dagger
01:32:45
there we go
01:32:47
let's make some armor yes
01:32:51
10 some lever yes here we go
01:32:55
turn some level get some leather tanning
01:32:58
bam
01:33:00
job done bring the lever back
01:33:02
by horsama I don't want to armor my
01:33:05
horse
01:33:07
so bad
01:33:13
to make a height helmet yes
01:33:15
it's the rest of what I need for a
01:33:16
height helmet uh do I make that hair
01:33:18
again I can't remember no I have to make
01:33:20
that in the Forge don't I
01:33:23
I helmet
01:33:25
animal collar oh that looks so cute I'd
01:33:28
love to make one of those why do I have
01:33:30
to make a boring hide helmet that's so
01:33:32
much worse oh that's so much worse
01:33:35
it's more expensive too I mean I don't
01:33:38
understand why making like a leather
01:33:40
helmet's better never Scout helmet's way
01:33:42
better as well but fine hide helmet it
01:33:44
is
01:33:45
oh cork bulb arrows would be good as
01:33:47
well
01:33:48
camping supplies build a campsite when
01:33:50
Outdoors
01:33:51
that's so useful in survival mode
01:33:55
why didn't they tell me about this this
01:33:58
is so good
01:34:00
is it in here the survival stuff there
01:34:03
we go okay it's in the food section of
01:34:05
course it's in the food section I'm uh
01:34:07
you're new to this stream okay
01:34:09
um we're playing Skyrim we have to
01:34:11
survive 102 days
01:34:13
Bingo like the stream job done
01:34:15
experience complete
01:34:18
okay tempura hide helmet nice
01:34:21
temperate also known as hit with hammer
01:34:26
there we go hammered hit
01:34:30
job done
01:34:32
job done
01:34:34
I have the helmet
01:34:38
keep that daggering helmet
01:34:41
oh yes
01:34:43
fantastic you let me keep it so now I'm
01:34:46
going to sell it back to you because I
01:34:47
don't need it uh but that was nice that
01:34:49
was nice that you gave me the
01:34:50
ingredients for this dagger and this
01:34:52
helmet that you'll give me literally
01:34:53
nobody for you you letting your Thief
01:34:57
you I feel robbed by capitalism
01:35:00
oh this is evil capitalist wage theft
01:35:04
um hello there Armand you've got a quest
01:35:06
for me and it sucks if I remember
01:35:08
correctly have you got a quest for me
01:35:11
no you haven't got one
01:35:13
um
01:35:14
if I remember you have a quest which is
01:35:16
just like
01:35:18
stop that annoying man
01:35:20
I would know it's not you
01:35:23
is it Coletta
01:35:24
yes someone giving you trouble here we
01:35:26
go
01:35:27
so basically the man in the drunken
01:35:29
mayor is uh being uh being a bit
01:35:32
rambunctious and being like hey lady
01:35:36
um
01:35:37
and of course we don't like that here
01:35:39
Todd Howard he's a ladies man so we need
01:35:42
to try and you know intimidate him and
01:35:44
luckily we can get the gift of Charity
01:35:46
from beirun here and that is going to
01:35:49
let us intimidate him hopefully I think
01:35:53
uh we're gonna have to find out
01:35:56
talk to my Cali's in here
01:36:00
yes so the gift of charity for one gold
01:36:02
boosts our speech stats by a decent
01:36:05
amount if I remember correctly
01:36:07
fortified persuasion here we go yes
01:36:10
speechcraft increased by 10 points for
01:36:12
an hour which as you can imagine really
01:36:14
good because we can go
01:36:15
um hey you need to leave her alone
01:36:19
and there you go he says he put you up
01:36:21
to it didn't she I'm sorry but that
01:36:23
fiery Widow is mine she just doesn't
01:36:24
know it yet whatever kale you've got to
01:36:27
type
01:36:28
um here we go she's not yours stop this
01:36:30
nonsense it's persuade yeah speech check
01:36:32
past gift of Charity op gift of Charity
01:36:36
op
01:36:37
there we go job done
01:36:41
there we go oh wait take plate
01:36:45
take goblet
01:36:46
take cup take Bowl
01:36:49
take cup take plate
01:36:51
take goblet
01:36:53
cup
01:36:55
no goblets
01:36:57
goblet goblet goblet
01:36:59
plate
01:37:01
Bowl
01:37:03
ah jug
01:37:06
pot
01:37:07
yes yes
01:37:08
[Music]
01:37:10
goblet goblet plate plate
01:37:14
this is so effective this is so good
01:37:16
goblet plate
01:37:19
the security white red is terrible you
01:37:21
know what's even worse the lack of
01:37:22
plates and goblets jeez where'd they all
01:37:25
go jug plate
01:37:29
oh I can't take that ball that's a
01:37:31
special Ball but that that plate I can
01:37:33
take iron sword take Tankard take
01:37:38
[Music]
01:37:40
tank it
01:37:42
search cupboard
01:37:44
and I can take a child's clothing okay I
01:37:47
feel like that one that one's useless
01:37:49
pot pot strips good
01:37:52
good Mammoth task could be useful but
01:37:55
that is a big big Thief
01:37:57
I search chest for
01:37:59
gold that's not stealing wolf pouts
01:38:02
glass wooden Bowl
01:38:06
can I take this whole kettle
01:38:08
a bit heavy but
01:38:10
there isn't anything stopping me
01:38:13
they can't stop me if I take it all
01:38:15
right I'm happy with the amount of
01:38:17
goblets I've gotten
01:38:19
my goodness mammoth tusk is for request
01:38:21
yes it is if I remember it's for the
01:38:24
trading lady Quest or something but yeah
01:38:26
it's not a it's not a good question so
01:38:27
we won't be doing it anyway okay I won't
01:38:29
be bothering you anymore
01:38:30
there you go
01:38:32
I did I'm good with conversation
01:38:37
I hit some coin for your help yes
01:38:39
Milady 250 gold
01:38:43
250 gold
01:38:47
my God
01:38:50
my gosh ladies and gentlemen
01:38:56
250 gold
01:38:59
250 schmack of rooneys
01:39:02
oh my goodness
01:39:05
that's amazing when is the shop going to
01:39:08
open up
01:39:09
open up shop I need to sell my goods
01:39:12
Bella four let me sell my cupboards fine
01:39:15
I'm going back to bed I'm gonna rest
01:39:17
until tomorrow oh my God we're rich plus
01:39:20
refilled from a stool chat chat you
01:39:23
can't you can't that's too good that's
01:39:25
good
01:39:27
that's way too good
01:39:29
food
01:39:30
ah garlic infinite garlic ladies and
01:39:34
gentlemen
01:39:35
yes
01:39:37
your pot your pot cheese cheese cheese
01:39:39
this is no longer cheese or observation
01:39:42
this is forever cheese
01:39:45
and cabbages potatoes let me at your
01:39:49
potatoes woman yes potatoes
01:39:53
please Colette
01:39:57
you you love my potatoes
01:40:00
I had your baskets and leeks Tomatoes
01:40:03
leeks yes perfect
01:40:09
oh wonderful
01:40:12
I've done great fresh baked loaves still
01:40:14
warm from the oven
01:40:15
if you got any left I wonder what
01:40:17
happened
01:40:18
yeah it's attitudes lift the Stream
01:40:22
look we vented I I don't want to say
01:40:25
that becoming a goblet Goblin has like
01:40:27
changed something within me but I do
01:40:31
feel different
01:40:33
um all right let's sell
01:40:35
um let's settle some of our what do we
01:40:37
get that we can sell
01:40:40
Tomatoes yeah I'm not going to use the
01:40:42
tomatoes for cooking let's sell all of
01:40:44
them uh we've got any no you literally just
01:40:47
want ingredients wow useless
01:40:50
all right okay I'm gonna rent a room
01:40:54
are you joking you just ran to the room
01:40:55
for me oh it's still there cool I'll
01:40:57
sleep in it sleep sleep sleep sleep
01:40:59
sleep we're gonna sleep for another 12
01:41:03
hours and wake up on day three ladies
01:41:05
and gentlemen here we go day three
01:41:10
um
01:41:13
coin purse on the desk that coin purse
01:41:16
is stealing chat we don't steal we
01:41:20
peruse and procure goblets
01:41:25
goblets why can I still not take the
01:41:27
cheese in this room like I don't get it
01:41:29
I spend I spend gold to rent the room
01:41:32
and there's just like hmm here is some
01:41:34
cheese in the corner of your room which
01:41:37
you can't eat
01:41:39
what is the point of the cheese Todd
01:41:42
like what is the purpose of the cheese
01:41:43
in this rib and the wine like what am I
01:41:46
meant to do with it and like
01:41:48
it just doesn't make sense I have an end
01:41:50
table in here I can get like gold from
01:41:52
it there's another one here I can get
01:41:54
like gubbins from like more gold and a
01:41:57
wooden Bowl why is the cheese only for
01:42:00
observation
01:42:01
what's the purpose of observational
01:42:03
cheese
01:42:04
I just don't understand
01:42:07
oh the coin purse is actually acquirable
01:42:09
known gold nine gold
01:42:13
okay I wonder what else we can find in
01:42:15
here
01:42:16
oh this isn't thieving lockbox
01:42:21
lockbox open
01:42:23
sesame
01:42:25
open sesame seed 61 gold that isn't
01:42:27
taking
01:42:30
oh Todd
01:42:33
oh this is someone's diary
01:42:35
uh Michelle has a secret not a bad one
01:42:38
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
01:42:40
blah don't know it don't care uh when
01:42:43
the cat's away something about cat a cat
01:42:46
inspect dragons reach dungeons for Clues
01:42:48
on a cat a chest
01:42:51
with gold and hides lovely I'll take
01:42:54
that oh yes we've coin purse
01:42:57
money acquired
01:42:59
oh this is so good it's not theft
01:43:01
because I have such high persuasion that
01:43:03
people love me that people love me I
01:43:06
could convince them to buy Skyrim again
01:43:09
Skyrim 2 a FIFA virtue that's me that's
01:43:12
me you just want to buy another one more
01:43:15
Skyrim Skyrim two three four five
01:43:19
infinite Skyrim forever Skyrim
01:43:23
forever Skyrim rabbit salmon pheasant
01:43:28
air
01:43:29
more salmon oh almost all that venison
01:43:32
that would have been theft right let's
01:43:34
use this bit
01:43:36
let's make some
01:43:38
um
01:43:39
food venison stew
01:43:41
definitely seems like the most powerful
01:43:43
one
01:43:45
um stews seemed good and then I'll make
01:43:47
some soup I think soup and stews are the
01:43:50
most powerful so there we go cabbage
01:43:53
soup's done
01:43:54
job done fantastic
01:43:57
all right let's go see if Bella Falls
01:43:59
shop is finally open and ready well
01:44:01
they're just leaving the leaving stuff
01:44:02
on the side now
01:44:04
robbing the boots I've got my boots I've
01:44:07
got my monk boots on to remind me of the
01:44:09
man that is dead over there that was
01:44:12
murdered by the legendary Whiterun
01:44:14
skeleton invasion of 2022
01:44:18
oh my goodness
01:44:21
doing good
01:44:23
it's not much but it's dishonest work
01:44:25
yes that's exactly what it is that's
01:44:27
what we've managed let's have some food
01:44:30
um baked potatoes fine we're not gonna
01:44:32
use them for anything else cabbage soup
01:44:36
um tasty cabbage soup I feel refreshed
01:44:39
and happy
01:44:42
how am I looking in terms of magic I'm
01:44:43
doing quite good
01:44:45
we are look at how good that speech
01:44:47
skill is I wonder if you want to go up
01:44:49
go up the speech tree
01:44:51
intimidation and persuasion is kind of
01:44:54
useless bribery is good but
01:44:57
what's the point
01:44:59
um invest 500 gold of a shopkeeper to
01:45:01
increase this available gold permanently
01:45:03
converter stolen goods with any Merchant
01:45:06
you've invested in
01:45:07
good every Merchant in the world gains a
01:45:10
thousand gold
01:45:12
quite good right we have to wait until I
01:45:14
think 10 for Bella four to open up or
01:45:17
maybe nine yeah okay probably probably
01:45:19
nine
01:45:21
it's nine Bella four please open up okay
01:45:23
10. level four please open up there we
01:45:26
go
01:45:27
we're in
01:45:28
how much money have we got we've got 621
01:45:32
gold so we can get janasa
01:45:34
but that means we need to sell some
01:45:37
stuff and we've still got the prices
01:45:38
bonus
01:45:39
oh yes the speech bonus
01:45:42
which means if I saw by value
01:45:45
Bowl
01:45:47
horse hide parts parts pots we can just
01:45:49
sell all of this really other than
01:45:52
um my log picks I'm happy selling all of
01:45:54
my goblets yes take my goblets and you
01:45:59
want my nails and oh you don't want any
01:46:01
of these well I don't want to hold on to
01:46:02
them so you can have them anyway
01:46:05
um
01:46:06
uh do you want this this book that you
01:46:09
guys were mad that I needed to get there
01:46:11
you go it was worth seven gold
01:46:15
in the end Amulet of RK uh yep you can
01:46:18
have that I'm not a loud Enchanted
01:46:20
clothing iron sword you can have that
01:46:22
there we go job done trading gold
01:46:25
necklace okay we don't need that either
01:46:27
we can sell that
01:46:29
um Garnet ring we can show that as well
01:46:31
940 gold
01:46:35
good
01:46:36
profit ladies and gentlemen
01:46:38
Janessa fine we're getting janasa we're
01:46:41
getting janasa
01:46:43
Janessa is on her way into the party she
01:46:47
will help us with the combats
01:46:49
and that is useful
01:46:53
um
01:46:57
right Janessa
01:46:59
wow I can't steal these goblets this is
01:47:02
such a prude Eller in there why don't
01:47:04
you let me steal all of the goblets all
01:47:07
right Janessa you're hired
01:47:11
lead on yes you'll follow good all right
01:47:14
let us go
01:47:16
um
01:47:17
this is fantastic
01:47:19
I'm excited to be with Janessa
01:47:22
what are we drinking uh I'm actually
01:47:24
drinking iron Brew at the moment
01:47:27
um and I have a cup of tea as well but I
01:47:29
finished it earlier and I'll need to
01:47:31
make myself another one at some point
01:47:33
but until then it's Scottish beverage
01:47:36
time and Scottish beverages it's
01:47:39
Scottish beverage
01:47:40
right where would a nearby Quest be it's
01:47:44
like a
01:47:45
basic Quest I think we have a mission to
01:47:47
go kill the Bandit leader of the silent
01:47:49
moons camp that seems like way too
01:47:51
dangerous so
01:47:53
what about we just travel to
01:47:56
I don't know like
01:47:57
oh
01:47:59
maybe just
01:48:01
like just a basic questing area
01:48:04
okay Chad come up with a good quest to
01:48:06
do like maybe some of the question is
01:48:08
Solitude are quite fun we've been to
01:48:10
Riften so I don't want to go to Riften
01:48:11
we've done Riften previously Windhelm uh
01:48:15
Dawn star not Winterhold because there's
01:48:17
nothing to do in Winterhold uh or Markov
01:48:20
I'm happy going to any of those
01:48:22
um only
01:48:27
no oh yeah we said we joined the legion
01:48:30
you're right we've got to join the
01:48:32
Imperial Legion
01:48:35
yes
01:48:39
dog Brotherhood we're not doing the dog
01:48:40
prophet
01:48:42
um yeah I think
01:48:44
joining joining the Civil War is a good
01:48:47
idea let's head on over and join the
01:48:49
Civil War janasa I don't know if you're
01:48:52
like apolitical in this but um we're
01:48:54
about to get political
01:48:56
it's time to fight the elves
01:49:00
I mean technically it's the Nords but
01:49:02
really it's the Nords are just a puppet
01:49:04
piece for the elves
01:49:06
um
01:49:08
I wonder if the khajita are out here yet
01:49:10
no the Khajiit have not yet arrived well
01:49:12
they will do soon
01:49:15
um still have gold right yeah I've got
01:49:17
loads of God 440 we could afford a hat
01:49:21
a hat ladies and gentlemen for my head
01:49:25
perfect right
01:49:28
bjolum I'd like to hire your Carriage I
01:49:31
would like to go to solitude
01:49:33
the capital of Skyrim and I'd like to go
01:49:36
there so that I can joined a civil war
01:49:38
Todd Howard's going to commit war crimes
01:49:41
baby let's go you're gonna post the
01:49:44
whole VOD spiff yes yes I will
01:49:47
but only if you like the stream now but
01:49:49
actually doesn't influence it at all but
01:49:52
liking the stream now is a nice thing to
01:49:54
do uh Blue Palace uh dress Quest is free
01:49:58
stuff
01:49:59
oh is there oh God I'm cold here
01:50:02
and I'm tired and I'm hungry God I'm
01:50:04
just such a grumpy boy just so grumpy I
01:50:07
made it to Solitude so angry now
01:50:11
oh
01:50:14
here we go
01:50:17
post it at the half the speed I can't
01:50:19
post half speed Skyrim votes no one
01:50:22
would watch it it's too long an
01:50:24
experience like I think the longest we
01:50:26
could get away with with like a half
01:50:28
Speed video is maybe like a a 10 minute
01:50:30
long video it's just not built for
01:50:33
YouTube isn't built for watching videos
01:50:35
at half speed sadly
01:50:38
um right here we go bam
01:50:41
are we allowing ourselves to fast travel
01:50:43
we can't fast travel we can use the
01:50:45
horse and cart and that's it it's the
01:50:47
only thing we can manage oh poor Rogue
01:50:50
there whilst everyone's here if I
01:50:53
remember correctly like there's no one
01:50:54
watching their shops
01:50:57
if I remember correctly right so I can
01:50:59
just go into their shops
01:51:01
nope you're still here
01:51:03
Janessa out of the way we have a limited
01:51:04
time whilst there's an execution going
01:51:06
on I need to break into people's homes
01:51:09
uh your Tavern are you yeah you're a
01:51:12
Tavern so Apothecary there we go there
01:51:14
might be out watching the
01:51:17
the stuff yes nope she's there uh
01:51:21
ah okay back up we go back out we go
01:51:25
you can't use fast travel in survival
01:51:27
mode indeed
01:51:28
exactly that's why I said it uh bits and
01:51:31
pieces what's bits and pieces oh
01:51:33
Merchant shop right here we go
01:51:36
please no Merchant please no Merchant
01:51:37
please no Merchant please no Merchant
01:51:39
please no Merchant please know
01:51:41
child boy
01:51:44
damn it boy what are you doing
01:51:49
damn it boy I'd beat you up if I was
01:51:50
allowed to do combat
01:51:55
oh there's nothing I could take here hey
01:51:58
boy
01:51:59
I found your mum
01:52:03
it's a hoe
01:52:05
I'm saying your mum's a hoe
01:52:09
oh no I found your mum
01:52:16
oh dear straight out we go
01:52:20
um right let's join the Imperial Legion
01:52:22
uh we've got some imperialing to do
01:52:28
Imperial Fight time come where armor so
01:52:32
can't use the uniform that is a war
01:52:34
crime you've got to be easily
01:52:37
identifiable else you'll wall climbing
01:52:44
disguising yourself as a civilian in
01:52:46
times of war is definitely War crime
01:52:50
but it doesn't matter I'm here I'm here
01:52:51
to join General talius
01:52:53
do I have some reason to be here citizen
01:52:55
I'm here to fight for the empire
01:52:57
there we go I suspect we might have use
01:52:59
for someone resourceful like you you see
01:53:01
this is the nice thing when you join the
01:53:03
Imperial Legion they're nice when you
01:53:06
join the storm clerks they're like we
01:53:08
have to test to see if you are good
01:53:09
enough
01:53:13
here we go
01:53:15
the first stream ever and it's this look
01:53:17
I'm sorry of your expectations of what
01:53:19
you'd get from a spiff stream but
01:53:20
destroyed but it's fine okay
01:53:24
um can handle anything you throw me nice
01:53:30
if you survive your purse
01:53:33
what does Fort Herald said
01:53:37
okay
01:53:48
I want to see what you did okay I've got
01:53:51
to go clear out of Fort
01:53:54
okay
01:53:56
um
01:53:58
oh dear oh you want a champion loyal to
01:54:02
the Empire hey it's me
01:54:03
oh no it's not me apparently
01:54:06
oh
01:54:08
I think what he just phased out of
01:54:09
existence oh no here he is just
01:54:11
teleporting
01:54:13
um anyway now that I've joined the
01:54:14
Imperial Legion can I steal their um can
01:54:17
I steal their goblets no
01:54:19
I guess okay I guess I haven't joined
01:54:21
until I've done that Quest fine
01:54:26
can important NPCs die
01:54:28
um in this mode and legend of difficulty
01:54:31
like your companions and NPCs can die
01:54:33
yes
01:54:35
um and they're actually quite likely to
01:54:36
die uh I think some of them are still
01:54:38
flagged as essential and so don't but
01:54:40
there's not many
01:54:41
iron mace just lying around it why are
01:54:44
they just leaving this gubbins here for
01:54:46
a gubbins goblin to steal but it's all
01:54:49
flagged and stolen so I can't even
01:54:50
really like oh yeah a bunch of stolen
01:54:53
carrots that's gonna help
01:54:55
we right okay where is my mission clear
01:54:58
up Fort heraldstad is
01:55:02
um hopefully not that bad
01:55:05
hopefully where is it
01:55:07
oh gosh
01:55:10
oh it's quite bad it's actually quite
01:55:13
bad
01:55:14
okay here's why that's bad
01:55:17
um
01:55:18
that is effectively a bandit fort
01:55:23
um okay we're gonna go to dragon's
01:55:25
Bridge instead and then once we're done
01:55:27
with dragon's Bridge we'll head up but
01:55:28
basically that Fort is huge and full of
01:55:30
Bandits with archers well with like bows
01:55:33
and arrows and that's not easy to do
01:55:36
um glad to see spiff you're one of my
01:55:38
favorite YouTubers thank you very much
01:55:39
for your donation I would uh don't
01:55:41
donate to me today though donate to
01:55:42
charity uh we have a charity it's great
01:55:45
you can spend 35 pounds get a thousand
01:55:47
pounds worth of game there's a link in
01:55:49
the description and in the pinned
01:55:51
comment oh
01:55:54
I'm sorry Solitude God I'm so sorry
01:55:59
you caught me there you go
01:56:02
oh I'm such a melon I'm such a melon you
01:56:07
silly melon
01:56:10
why did I do that I just saw the clouds
01:56:14
and I was like yes I want the plant
01:56:17
oh dear well we didn't lose much gold so
01:56:19
that's fine that's okay
01:56:21
um we can manage that
01:56:27
I think we could be friends to re-ride
01:56:29
you look like a friend
01:56:31
you wouldn't
01:56:33
opportunity to make some code I'm your
01:56:35
man I love money
01:56:37
maybe you're looking to make some easy
01:56:38
gold sure what do you have in mind
01:56:42
things nobody would miss things from
01:56:43
over underground or just left lying
01:56:45
around in someone's house I agree
01:56:49
uh you and your sister are treasure
01:56:52
Hunters you like to collect things okay
01:56:53
I'm listening
01:56:57
oh okay okay find some ships
01:57:02
find some ships
01:57:06
oh
01:57:17
okay right
01:57:19
okay this is quite good
01:57:23
um
01:57:24
okay setting up a wreck I should turn
01:57:26
you into into the guards oh
01:57:30
okay
01:57:35
okay right that's interesting so he
01:57:38
wants us to crash a boat uh of course I
01:57:40
can't report him to the guards because
01:57:42
that's not possible uh I don't really
01:57:45
think I want to come crash a boat I've
01:57:48
got to be honest
01:57:49
um
01:57:51
yes because I imagine working with evil
01:57:54
evil scan boys isn't going to go well
01:57:57
for me
01:57:59
um
01:58:00
hello there
01:58:02
uh here any rumors lately any quests
01:58:07
[Music]
01:58:09
oh baroness Junior stopped by and he was
01:58:12
worried and I so we can head to the
01:58:13
court any other rumors
01:58:15
oh yes the Shrine of Azura lovely
01:58:18
um okay what is this place called the
01:58:20
wicking skeva
01:58:23
they were smaller back then
01:58:25
nice okay what do you got for sale
01:58:28
you got anything for me nope you don't
01:58:30
want anything from me I'll buy this room
01:58:32
then I'll go to bed and then we'll get
01:58:33
ready for day four
01:58:36
um
01:58:38
my God this happened is huge
01:58:41
Stephanie's Giant
01:58:45
wow
01:58:48
my goodness
01:58:53
over and Dorian oh my God there's so
01:58:56
many people here this is great is this
01:58:58
my bedroom
01:58:59
no this is someone else's bedroom
01:59:03
excuse me Jada God Skyrim experiences
01:59:06
right here
01:59:07
um around Janessa we go upstairs we go
01:59:10
into a room we go there we go this is it
01:59:13
lovely let me guess these books are just
01:59:15
for observation yep can't borrow these
01:59:17
pots don't you dare touch that Tundra
01:59:20
cotton or this draft of strength we put
01:59:22
on a table why would you put it here why
01:59:25
would you even put it why would you fill
01:59:27
this room with expensive extreme magical
01:59:30
potions and be like yes you can touch
01:59:32
none of it why is this platter so big
01:59:36
what is this game
01:59:38
it makes no sense to us it makes no
01:59:41
sense right tomorrow morning sleep for
01:59:44
uh eight hours eight hours should be
01:59:47
good
01:59:48
decorative potions
01:59:51
oh
01:59:53
oh yes it's big so you can smash the
01:59:55
table it makes sense does make sense
01:59:58
when you put it like that
02:00:00
what if I just don't get it
02:00:03
um right lovely uh we need to eat some
02:00:06
food
02:00:07
some cabbage soup is that enough nope
02:00:09
we're gonna need two cabbage soups for
02:00:11
breakfast there we go that's enough okay
02:00:13
we're gonna make our way down to uh the
02:00:16
big old dragons bridge and get ourselves
02:00:18
established unless
02:00:21
unless we've got some Quest givvies here
02:00:24
you're a Long Way From Home
02:00:25
oh I see you're like
02:00:28
okay you're just a traveler man you're
02:00:31
just on an adventure good bow around how
02:00:33
about you
02:00:34
oh I see you're a um or a spell-slinging
02:00:36
combat man
02:00:38
but you're not as good as Janessa
02:00:41
anyone else what about you
02:00:43
you have no business with me fantastic I
02:00:46
think you're like one of the argonians
02:00:48
that just gets killed
02:00:54
right uh I think we're going to make our
02:00:58
way over to
02:00:59
over to the castle because we're
02:01:01
probably gonna be able to grab a quest
02:01:02
that we can do on our way towards
02:01:05
dragon's Bridge because there's just
02:01:07
leaks on the floor who's growing leaks
02:01:09
in this like the main street of a city
02:01:12
Wild
02:01:16
over here we go
02:01:24
two cabbage soups for breakfast he's
02:01:25
gonna be such a faulty boy he will
02:01:28
Todd Howard loves drinking cabbage
02:01:30
there's his two favorite things
02:01:32
what's your place in the court okay
02:01:36
it was just a dude in the court that's
02:01:37
fine you're useless fundamentally
02:01:39
useless
02:01:40
um hello beerling are you like the y'all
02:01:46
I feel like you are the y'all
02:01:49
yes you're definitely the old
02:01:52
um greetings from traitor territory Mr
02:01:54
spiffy hello there American I hope
02:01:55
you're having a lovely time uh watching
02:01:57
my lovely charity fundraiser yes in
02:02:00
Skyrim where I'm surviving I'm stuck on
02:02:03
Plants ah okay up we go
02:02:07
oh no this is the yard that's just
02:02:09
someone with a crown on their head
02:02:11
oh yes you're the emperor's cousin or
02:02:13
something like that
02:02:15
anyway baroness is is sad because
02:02:19
um
02:02:21
I don't know they're just like scared of
02:02:23
Dragon Bridge
02:02:25
oh you're trying to speak to you I'm
02:02:27
sorry I'm gonna do your quest in a
02:02:28
moment baroness I'm sorry if I'm getting
02:02:30
in your way is this does this make it
02:02:32
difficult to speak to the yo yo
02:02:35
speakerer wait no what if I just if I
02:02:38
just stand here okay does this make
02:02:40
speaking to the oldies yeah
02:02:41
is this easier for you
02:02:43
there we go yes
02:02:46
yes this does make it easy doesn't it
02:02:48
wait they said just stuff stuff of the
02:02:51
Mage like why is it just in a bin
02:02:54
with lavender just doesn't make sense
02:02:57
okay
02:02:59
um cool let me do this Quest
02:03:01
aren't you worried about wolf skull cave
02:03:03
yep
02:03:05
okay so I'll speak to folk Firebrand to
02:03:08
um
02:03:09
about the cave and then I'll go deal
02:03:11
with the cave folk Firebird let me go
02:03:13
deal with this cave
02:03:23
right cool I'll go clear up Wolf's gold
02:03:26
cave that seems like a really nice easy
02:03:28
Quest and perfect for us to like it's
02:03:31
probably got wolves in it right
02:03:33
do not go to Wolf skill for real no not
02:03:36
that Cave the Cave will kill you chat do
02:03:38
you just not believe in me because it's
02:03:40
called wolf skull it implies wolves okay
02:03:44
wolves Waba Jack you're right we are
02:03:46
near weberjack land
02:03:50
okay we are near wherever Jackal and
02:03:52
you're right
02:03:53
fine we're doing Rabbit Jack land
02:03:57
we're doing Waba Jack
02:04:00
Necromancer cave well
02:04:03
you see I'm more of a vampire so they
02:04:06
call me a neck romancer
02:04:09
hahaha
02:04:12
funny
02:04:14
um if I remember to get in we have to
02:04:16
talk to someone right
02:04:18
not you it's just like some random blind
02:04:20
man and then we can have access to to it
02:04:25
um
02:04:26
it's not you right
02:04:31
here
02:04:35
are you the crazy man
02:04:38
no not you
02:04:44
where's the crazy man
02:04:48
do I need to be like a higher level
02:04:50
there's like a crazy man who says hey
02:04:52
you help people and then he gives you
02:04:54
the key for the the crazy wing and then
02:04:57
that key allows you to um
02:05:00
like he allows you to go on your crazy
02:05:02
adventure into the Crazy Land
02:05:04
uh is you no definitely not you
02:05:07
no oh here we are here's my crazy boy
02:05:10
here you are you're looking great
02:05:15
um hey have a go peace
02:05:17
there you go and hey what do you need
02:05:19
your Master's abandoned you
02:05:21
okay let me find your master there we go
02:05:26
here we go so I'm gonna go get his
02:05:29
master
02:05:30
um from the Pelagius Wing who if you
02:05:33
don't know is
02:05:34
um
02:05:36
uh he's he's the Mr crazy man he's the
02:05:39
Mr crazy Weber Joke Man become a Bard
02:05:41
please why'd I become a bard
02:05:45
I'm not I'm not going to be bad I'm on
02:05:47
an adventure I'm on an adventure ladies
02:05:50
and gentlemen an adventure to collect oh
02:05:58
I'm sorry I'm sorry
02:06:02
I'm I just can't help myself I just
02:06:05
can't help myself from stealing
02:06:08
like I just see the plan and I just want
02:06:10
the plan
02:06:12
it's one of the plant
02:06:14
about any percent Speed Run it's
02:06:16
speedrun Bard College bad speeder
02:06:19
hello there
02:06:24
all right
02:06:26
oh my gosh I got over 5K likes oh my God
02:06:29
I'm at 10K likes uh fine I gotta update
02:06:31
the thing let me update the goal update
02:06:33
the goal
02:06:35
um
02:06:36
yes update that goal
02:06:39
uh
02:06:41
four go four we're gonna make it 13k
02:06:44
likes yes that's right the goal posts
02:06:47
keep moving it's great all right gopro's
02:06:51
moved into the Weber check Quest we go
02:06:54
um we're on like day five so we're doing
02:06:56
actually pretty good in terms of
02:06:57
survival survival time is going well
02:07:00
um
02:07:02
but the web Project Quest will give us
02:07:04
the Weber Jack I think it also gives us
02:07:05
some other loot that we can sell and
02:07:07
then I think with that money that we've
02:07:08
earned from selling stuff we should be
02:07:10
able to buy enough food
02:07:13
um it requires the key
02:07:14
don't I have the key
02:07:17
I thought he gave me the key
02:07:20
do I have to talk to someone for the key
02:07:25
gain access to the Pelagius okay we
02:07:28
should just talk to someone
02:07:31
um here we go hello I want access to the
02:07:34
blood juice ring
02:07:36
folk asked me to check it out there we
02:07:37
go
02:07:38
speech speech past
02:07:46
I think I can get another speech check
02:07:48
here as well
02:07:51
there we go yes you can you literally
02:07:53
just talked to all of the we get a
02:07:54
speech check it's so good
02:07:57
oh gosh okay double speech check has
02:07:59
given us a level up uh which is good
02:08:03
um so that was could I also sleep on the
02:08:05
bed for just a quick level up just like
02:08:07
a quick quick cheeky love no it's owned
02:08:09
so okay if I killed you it wouldn't be
02:08:12
owned and then I could sleep in your bed
02:08:13
uh right across here we go over to the
02:08:17
pelagious wing yes
02:08:21
ah Perfect Right There is gubbins a
02:08:26
butterfly and a jar lovely purple
02:08:27
butterfly in a jar a door we can't get
02:08:30
through some wine a lot of wine some
02:08:34
meat
02:08:35
um evidently there was a big old party
02:08:37
here big old fun party geez super fun
02:08:41
part is there money back here
02:08:43
I just uh some gubbins nothing good
02:08:46
some wine fantastic goblets we love our
02:08:50
goblets yes we do all right up we go
02:08:53
we're about to get transported into a
02:08:55
weird mystical world of absolute
02:08:58
craziness
02:09:00
um but first
02:09:01
time for some goblets
02:09:04
lovely right into the wild weird world
02:09:07
we go
02:09:09
don't go too far ahead I'm afraid
02:09:10
Jonathan's literally just going to be me
02:09:13
from here on out
02:09:14
into a different world we go
02:09:19
go
02:09:21
Pelagius the mad and our favorite
02:09:24
geograph
02:09:27
the madman we love him he's good fun
02:09:34
he's quite a weird one as well but hey
02:09:36
at least he's given us some weird food
02:09:39
um
02:09:40
anyway we'll have a chat with him hello
02:09:45
uh anyway I'm here to deliver a message
02:09:49
oh goodness
02:09:51
this man be careful
02:09:53
um yes I know I know
02:10:15
ah there we go
02:10:18
basically uh we're going to be given the
02:10:22
ability to leave I'm just going to skip
02:10:23
all this dialogue come on I've done it
02:10:25
before
02:10:26
I've done it before that's fine
02:10:30
so
02:10:32
um yes we have to leave with only the
02:10:34
Weber Jack and honestly our clothes have
02:10:36
been given an upgrade
02:10:37
um which is actually quite good and we
02:10:39
got a bunch of food here so take all of
02:10:41
this all this lovely food knives and
02:10:44
forks everywhere as well
02:10:46
good stuff goblets goblets look at all
02:10:50
this cheese I love cheese
02:10:52
okay and how does this mission
02:10:55
use the web eject to escape pelagius's
02:10:57
mind okay Waba Jack
02:10:59
that's all I got I just got that web
02:11:01
check out
02:11:05
that was cold
02:11:07
I can't even access my inventory so I
02:11:09
can't heal
02:11:10
here we go
02:11:12
oh this is the sad path
02:11:15
oh
02:11:16
assassins wild dogs
02:11:20
how what the heck is this
02:11:23
what's this
02:11:25
what is this talk to confidence
02:11:29
oh no anger is defeating confidence oh
02:11:34
[Music]
02:11:36
look at this poor little guy look at
02:11:39
this poor little guy what his confidence
02:11:42
will shrink with every hit
02:11:44
must bring the two into back okay the
02:11:47
confidence will shrink with every hit so
02:11:48
you must bring the two into balance okay
02:11:50
let's try shrinking the anger
02:11:54
okay that helped and then if we hit
02:11:56
confidence
02:11:58
confidence is bigger that's balanced
02:12:00
baby
02:12:01
yes we did it
02:12:03
I did it another ghost
02:12:06
ing
02:12:08
um
02:12:10
okay I don't know if that helped in the
02:12:11
slightest
02:12:13
uh let me see if I can shrink you again
02:12:15
can I just shrink both of you down
02:12:17
oh my God what is this what is going on
02:12:24
experience in a nutshell
02:12:28
um
02:12:31
maybe if you Shrunk the whole thing down
02:12:33
a little first I have shrunk them down
02:12:34
I've shrunk them down
02:12:36
they're shrunk
02:12:38
look at them
02:12:41
okay maybe if I up the confidence
02:12:45
ego confidence is bigger
02:12:49
and what if you what if you were bigger
02:12:51
nope you're just the same shortness
02:12:55
come on I'd like made your boy bigger
02:12:58
have confidence bigger than anger
02:13:00
confidence is bigger than anger look
02:13:02
confidence up confidence up again
02:13:07
oh my God he's huge I see okay you
02:13:09
needed to be huge
02:13:10
not not even normal
02:13:13
okay
02:13:14
at least he's better and self-doubt has
02:13:17
been defeated
02:13:18
yeah die self-doubt good job okay thank
02:13:21
you chat sorry apparently I'm bad at
02:13:23
puzzles
02:13:24
um
02:13:27
yeah don't worry that's just me
02:13:30
game sound sucks is the game sound bad
02:13:32
do I need to up the game sound
02:13:37
okay
02:13:38
suffered night terror okay path of
02:13:41
Dreams here we go
02:13:45
okay we've got to wake up Pelagius
02:13:49
gotta find a way to kind of find a way
02:13:52
to wake him up
02:13:53
okay he's tormented
02:13:56
can't I mean I suppose we could hit him
02:13:58
but I don't feel like that improves the
02:14:02
situation maybe this like tree stump
02:14:04
hides a secret
02:14:07
no
02:14:10
no okay you're on a bed
02:14:14
you're on a bed
02:14:15
you're hit by the web Jack oh that's a
02:14:19
wolf that's a wolf that's a wolf
02:14:21
oh okay I can just summon a wolf I guess
02:14:23
the wolf hits him I guess that that does
02:14:26
not count as waking him up the wolf is
02:14:27
turned into a goat
02:14:30
hello goat you're doing great
02:14:33
um
02:14:35
wake up grab and brush put on a little
02:14:38
makeup you're right turn the game up
02:14:40
okay fine I'm turning the game up you've
02:14:43
even done this before I haven't done
02:14:44
this in quite a while okay
02:14:47
um I haven't done this in quite a while
02:14:48
game is up
02:14:52
here you go you best be happy with it
02:14:54
made the goat loud now look at this
02:14:57
happy loud goat
02:14:59
more mushrooms
02:15:01
we like the mushrooms butterfly I'll
02:15:04
catch a butterfly
02:15:06
do I just have to keep punching him
02:15:08
summoning night terrors a bandit Chief
02:15:11
yes another Bandit chief
02:15:13
then I hit the Bandit Chief and turn him
02:15:15
into a child and then I hit Pelagius
02:15:19
and then that summons a hag Raven oh
02:15:22
gosh that is really dangerous and how
02:15:25
Graven has instead been turned into a
02:15:27
sultry Maiden
02:15:30
Pelagius you dog you dog you naughty dog
02:15:34
right let's summon the next one
02:15:37
okay okay that's an instant death
02:15:39
creature that's an instant death
02:15:41
Creature if that hits us we die game is
02:15:44
over do not let it hit us do not let it
02:15:46
hit us do not let it hit us do not let
02:15:49
you hate us do not let her hit us closer
02:15:51
yep better good hit good hit what did
02:15:54
that get turned into
02:15:56
got no idea
02:15:58
got no idea okay play just hit play Just
02:16:01
again
02:16:03
okay
02:16:04
dragon priest what dragon priest cease
02:16:08
dragon priest oh my goodness
02:16:11
oh
02:16:14
dear okay well we got a little fireplace
02:16:17
in the chest that we can't use okay
02:16:19
Pelagius I hope you're happy
02:16:22
yeah you're looking better already
02:16:23
friend you're looking great
02:16:26
um we got a campfire
02:16:28
we got a great campfire
02:16:34
now we just have to go on to the next
02:16:36
PATH and use the Weber Jackie stuff
02:16:41
well good for me I find everyone being
02:16:44
out to get you so terribly entertaining
02:16:46
oh dude this is potentially combat one
02:16:49
oh no this seems like a combat one
02:16:52
oh no pelagius's mother
02:16:56
oh
02:17:03
fear like a clean oh no
02:17:07
Cleaver and make people afraid oh no
02:17:10
they have to beat pelagius's brother
02:17:18
oh no
02:17:23
okay
02:17:26
use the Weber Jack to defeat the enemy
02:17:28
while they do the same
02:17:29
okay
02:17:32
who is my enemy though
02:17:34
is my enemy an enemy in a combat Arena
02:17:36
it's my energy enemy
02:17:39
Pelagius himself
02:17:42
so I just have to combat turn my rock
02:17:44
boy into something different
02:17:46
rockboy becomes something different
02:17:49
convert that dude into something
02:17:50
different
02:17:52
oh yes
02:17:53
yes I did it oh yes lovely
02:18:00
yes there we go lovely
02:18:03
we're that much closer to home there we
02:18:06
go we've done it oh I've completed the
02:18:09
puzzles I'm so good at puzzling
02:18:13
so puzzling indeed
02:18:18
we did it we've done the weberjack quest
02:18:21
which I guess is the only other weapon
02:18:23
we're now allowed to use other than the
02:18:25
magic
02:18:26
hello there show graph
02:18:34
hey the guy fixed his mind
02:18:45
so there we go we've been invited to go
02:18:49
can you let me leave now
02:18:51
let me leave I'll take the mammoth Stout
02:18:53
it's not in the Sweet Roll and the
02:18:55
Goblet
02:18:56
let me leave
02:18:57
let me leave
02:19:01
let me go sugar please let me leave stop
02:19:04
talking about the symptoms
02:19:06
stop there's something about the
02:19:07
symptoms let me leave let me go
02:19:10
there we go there we go
02:19:13
chat I don't care if you can't hit Daddy
02:19:15
Shake graph
02:19:16
I don't care I'm going for my portal oh
02:19:20
there we go we brought him back
02:19:22
oh daryovanian is so happy
02:19:28
he's going home
02:19:35
keep the Waba check lovely wonderful
02:19:42
oh he's definitely the best of the Gods
02:19:50
got sugar if it's literally just
02:19:52
just the best right good job completed
02:19:55
Madness in the minds
02:19:57
and there we go back out we go easy
02:19:59
peasy lemon squeezy do I get to keep all
02:20:01
of the Sweet Rose and goblets
02:20:03
yes I think I do
02:20:06
pelagius's head bone 250 gold
02:20:11
okay
02:20:14
sure
02:20:16
yeah we got to keep everything we picked
02:20:18
up
02:20:19
which meant I got pelagius's hip bone
02:20:21
and the Weber Jack
02:20:23
okay we are
02:20:26
on what the youths would say a role a
02:20:31
sausage roll perhaps yes into the
02:20:35
dungeon we go into the skull lovely oh
02:20:39
and a comfy little bedroom to sleep in
02:20:41
FIFA virtue we do like the FIFA virtue I
02:20:45
can have a little nap here I guess
02:20:47
I is the nap the only way I can leave
02:20:50
oh my God
02:20:52
I just got hit by a pot dangling from
02:20:55
the ceiling and I took 52 damage off of
02:20:57
me
02:20:59
that pot is dangerous Janessa watch out
02:21:01
for that port
02:21:03
steer clear of it let me grab some Mead
02:21:06
Mead is valuable more meat and tankled
02:21:09
right to bed
02:21:11
okay
02:21:13
four that was a dangerous part of death
02:21:15
I'm gonna level up my magicker again
02:21:18
because I kind of need it
02:21:21
um conjuration maybe or Illusion those are
02:21:24
my choices illusion could be good for
02:21:27
the mass calm
02:21:29
yeah let's go for it let's go for
02:21:30
illusion
02:21:31
okay and we slept in the bedroom
02:21:34
and it did not let us leave
02:21:36
okay do I just have to go back the way I
02:21:38
came I think I did okay
02:21:40
okay back the way I came I go
02:21:43
wee the quest has been solved we helped
02:21:46
everybody we solved some parental issues
02:21:50
and everyone is happy
02:21:52
back to the Blue Palace we go
02:21:57
perfect
02:21:59
there we go everyone's happy now I've
02:22:02
got my wiper Jack and I can now go to
02:22:05
the general Goods Merchant and disperse
02:22:07
my gubbins to him
02:22:09
yes disperse my gubbins
02:22:13
yes fine we'll sound more happy gotcha
02:22:16
you are so so demanding you guys so
02:22:20
demanding
02:22:21
like oh I need more sound I need more
02:22:23
volume look at me I my ears aren't as
02:22:26
powerful as yours spiff because I don't
02:22:28
drink as much tea so my audible hearing
02:22:31
devices are weaker and I'm more nubile
02:22:34
and I'm oh just so vulnerable and I need
02:22:37
protection I need someone to control the
02:22:41
sound volume for you oh yes the sound
02:22:45
volume I need that assistance I don't
02:22:47
have that assistance please Slide the
02:22:50
audio slider for me please I need it I
02:22:53
need the assistance to slide the audio
02:22:55
yes are you happy now chat are you happy
02:22:59
no you just talk too loud spiff I'm
02:23:01
sorry if that's a problem
02:23:03
I don't bite
02:23:06
doesn't seem like a problem to me
02:23:09
are you saying I talk too loud you
02:23:11
saying I talk are you saying I talk too
02:23:13
loud are you chat are you saying I talk
02:23:14
to you like is there a problem with my
02:23:15
microphones my microphone too loud
02:23:16
future is my microphone too oh is it
02:23:19
fine now it's
02:23:22
[Laughter]
02:23:30
uh creatively
02:23:35
sure if it sounds good for you chat it
02:23:38
sounds great
02:23:39
let me show some cupboards
02:23:42
um Forks they could all be sold goblets
02:23:45
goblets jokes knives the hip bone the
02:23:49
plates butterfly and a jar I want to
02:23:52
keep the job butterfly
02:23:54
um one moment oh my God yes oh thank you
02:23:59
so much uh Connor Brown just came in and
02:24:01
gave me a a cup of tea
02:24:03
um he's been staying at the house to
02:24:05
look after Georgie whilst uh on the days
02:24:07
that I'm away for the jingle champ so
02:24:09
big thank you to Conor Brown in the chat
02:24:13
guys thank you so much he is a very nice
02:24:17
man oh we got all these fine clothes to
02:24:19
keep us warm as well
02:24:21
good that is good
02:24:24
all right what do you sell slash do you
02:24:26
have a like spell book
02:24:28
Fury spell okay so we know this one
02:24:33
um
02:24:34
this is an illusion spell a novice
02:24:37
illusion spell I think right
02:24:39
if I remember correctly
02:24:41
which consequently for us is now cheaper
02:24:45
um yes only 29 Magic
02:24:48
good that is very good okay perfect
02:24:51
right now we're going to go to that cave
02:24:54
can't I get any exp uh no he gets he
02:24:57
doesn't get experience for making tea
02:25:00
um he actually gets exposure books
02:25:03
um it's a very rare currency uh if you
02:25:07
guys want to work for me as well you can
02:25:08
also get exposure books
02:25:11
um I need more sound I'm not turning off
02:25:13
the volume again
02:25:15
I will just rub to your eardrums if I do
02:25:18
so uh right there we go country country
02:25:20
familiar and fury I think are the two
02:25:22
spells we're going to need now we need
02:25:24
to go clear out a cave
02:25:26
oh the Cave's up there
02:25:29
I thought it'd be like here in like a
02:25:31
nice location
02:25:33
that's not a nice location at all
02:25:37
uh
02:25:38
uh God I might as well go to the Fort if
02:25:41
that's the case
02:25:44
okay how much money have I got
02:25:47
530 gold okay we're gonna rack up some
02:25:49
days we're gonna progress some time chat
02:25:52
we're going to progress some time
02:25:54
speak louder please yes I'll speak
02:25:55
clearly and loudly yes hello hello
02:25:58
ladies and gentlemen you've tuned into
02:26:00
so we've turned up the footsteps I can't
02:26:01
hear the footsteps no I'll simulate the
02:26:04
footsteps for you chat
02:26:08
there you go
02:26:10
look at that wet slap of feet is that
02:26:13
better it's better isn't it
02:26:15
I know this
02:26:17
um
02:26:18
okay right I'm now going to
02:26:23
speak to where's where's the uh where's
02:26:26
the vendor oh there you are hello I'd
02:26:27
like a room oh yeah I've already rented
02:26:30
the room right okay we're gonna sleep
02:26:31
for 24 hours and then we're gonna repeat
02:26:33
this process in order to rack up days
02:26:35
and overtake our previous characters
02:26:37
because this is the live stream version
02:26:39
so it doesn't matter if it's not
02:26:41
opportunity I just need to survive 102
02:26:45
days that's just how it works
02:26:48
what was that fat sound that was that
02:26:51
was footsteps chat that was footsteps
02:26:55
um
02:26:56
Christy says I'm doing the exact same
02:26:58
play through right now and it's bloody
02:26:59
difficult how many times you've been
02:27:00
embarrassed so far Krusty do you not
02:27:02
watch the videos on the channel I've
02:27:04
been doing this challenge for like
02:27:05
months it's been a nightmare it's been
02:27:07
an absolute nightmare
02:27:09
I've not been allowing myself to use
02:27:11
weapons because I fought the fresh hell
02:27:15
of that would be fun
02:27:16
how wrong I was how Virgo was you've got
02:27:20
a big ax
02:27:22
Tower dungeon can break wow you're the
02:27:24
one who executed that man wow
02:27:28
when's your next execution
02:27:31
oh it's gonna be Jarry yeah
02:27:34
yeah Oh I thought I like you you're
02:27:37
great
02:27:40
even if oh actually I don't like who you
02:27:41
are racist towards lizard people
02:27:46
what a man right 10 gold for the room
02:27:48
lovely straight back in we go
02:27:52
let's go
02:27:54
okay up we go we go just need sultry's
02:27:58
bit with those footsteps
02:28:00
okay I'll make the footsteps sound
02:28:02
whilst we sleep
02:28:04
just oh yes this is um sleeping you've
02:28:08
tuned into spiff footstep ASMR
02:28:12
this is the sound a feet moving and
02:28:14
you're burning you're running in your
02:28:16
dream
02:28:17
running in your dream you're going
02:28:19
slowly
02:28:20
you're going slowly now you're running
02:28:22
again you're running and you're slowing
02:28:24
down you're slowing down in your dream
02:28:25
of running
02:28:26
uh there you go
02:28:29
can I turn the game audio down I can a
02:28:33
bit yes oh wow I'm getting hungry I'm
02:28:36
famished okay I'll have some baked
02:28:38
potatoes some bread and some soup there
02:28:42
we go lovely and I'd like another room
02:28:44
please
02:28:45
another date another day in the room
02:28:47
another day here in the room and uh of a
02:28:50
day another day in the room there we go
02:28:53
got my cup of tea got my cup of tea
02:28:58
hmm
02:29:02
high octane Skyrim survival right here
02:29:05
ladies and gentlemen all for charity by
02:29:07
the way a shout out to one caller guy
02:29:09
for a day one of the charity fundraiser
02:29:12
going live just immediately donating
02:29:14
420 pounds and 69 Pence dude is a Nutter
02:29:19
oh hello I'd like a room for another
02:29:21
tango please why they have just so many
02:29:24
dudes in my room like why is the
02:29:26
execution of watching me whilst I sleep
02:29:28
and when will I unlock the ability to
02:29:30
use the potions please
02:29:33
oh you've got a rumor or two you've got
02:29:36
any more rumors bards college looking
02:29:38
for help
02:29:39
okay maybe we could do some bar to
02:29:40
college or Bounty work Bounty work
02:29:42
Bounty work it's all in this note oh yes
02:29:46
Bounty for Crow's tooth
02:29:48
wait if I've done this one
02:29:51
oh dear I think I've done this Mission
02:29:54
before and it's
02:29:55
if I remember correctly it's like over
02:29:57
here
02:30:00
okay no it's not crows too thank God
02:30:03
still clear up wolves skull cage which
02:30:06
sounds terrible
02:30:09
oh wait no I need to read the Bounty
02:30:11
letter I got it if this is the fourth
02:30:12
one Rebellion one I hope not I hope not
02:30:16
yeah it is oh I hate this one it's so
02:30:19
difficult I'm not doing it you have to
02:30:21
find like four hag Ravens uh it is the
02:30:24
worst
02:30:26
Jess Stewart said their dream had you
02:30:28
falling off of a cliff no just you don't
02:30:30
run towards the cliff Jess Slow Down
02:30:31
slow down slowing down slowing down
02:30:34
there we go
02:30:36
and going faster no just now and slowing
02:30:38
down there we go lovely
02:30:42
right now is just like the average
02:30:44
YouTuber life you're watching you wake
02:30:46
up you spend 10 gold to continue to
02:30:48
sleep in your bed and then you go back
02:30:50
to sleep
02:30:51
POV you record Minecraft Let's Plays you
02:30:55
you sleep you wake up you sit down on
02:30:57
your gaming chair
02:30:59
what up gamer Nation welcome back to
02:31:01
another episode one of Minecraft today
02:31:05
we're gonna be speedrunning and uh on a
02:31:09
perfectly legitimate version of
02:31:10
Minecraft I promise the spawn rates are
02:31:12
normal you've got no way of checking
02:31:14
what do you mean you won't accept my
02:31:16
speedrun when you have no way of
02:31:17
checking it's normal I trust me
02:31:22
oh dear okay I want to enjoy the birds
02:31:25
college actually because they're singing
02:31:26
and singing is fun
02:31:28
who doesn't like making noise all right
02:31:31
I'm going to join the bars college so
02:31:32
you're a member of the bards college yes
02:31:35
only in only in that I'm a graduate I
02:31:39
see
02:31:40
does being a bod pay well oh no
02:31:43
okay it doesn't pay well that's fine it
02:31:47
will make people happy and it makes
02:31:49
friends and let's be real Todd is never
02:31:51
necessarily known known the love of
02:31:54
friends so let's go join the birth
02:31:56
College
02:31:58
let's go
02:31:59
why does the tiltify website keep saying
02:32:02
my card is declined I think you need to
02:32:03
speak to your bank my friend that sounds
02:32:05
like a sounds like a bank problem
02:32:09
oh dear
02:32:12
to be fair I did have that
02:32:14
um on the first night when I tried to
02:32:16
follow up from my 11 my 11 000 pound
02:32:19
donation with another 10 000 pound
02:32:20
donation and Lloyd's Bank was like
02:32:23
um no you will not be making another
02:32:26
donation to charity we believe your
02:32:29
business is uh given enough to charity
02:32:31
this year yes please cease being
02:32:34
charitable
02:32:35
oh but it's College boards College here
02:32:37
we are this is it if I remember
02:32:38
correctly hello there
02:32:40
what do you do you're bad at the birds
02:32:42
college
02:32:45
I wonder it's like you should consider
02:32:47
applying are you saying I look homeless
02:32:49
are you saying this man looks hopeless
02:32:51
look at my fine hat this hat does not
02:32:53
say homelessness it wibbles in the wind
02:32:56
yes step back from my Majestic hat yes
02:33:00
yes I am yes so if how do I claim the
02:33:03
jingle Jump games uh you get an email
02:33:05
with the keys might be in your spam
02:33:06
folder and then you activate all the
02:33:08
keys on Steam uh it takes a while
02:33:10
because there's so many of them
02:33:12
um
02:33:14
right VR remote I want to apply
02:33:19
just be aware that we accept very few
02:33:21
people oh I see I see when possible we
02:33:25
ask applicants to perform random tasks
02:33:28
tasks to normally just give us all of
02:33:30
your money do the cleaning for a few
02:33:32
years
02:33:33
standard code stuff
02:33:36
okay you want me to get King Olaf
02:33:39
okay retrieve the poem
02:33:42
retrieve the poem of King Olaf
02:33:45
but there's just a bunch of people
02:33:50
great fight
02:33:51
okay so I want to join the birds college
02:33:54
and I should I should now have
02:33:56
effectively joined it's just a case of
02:33:58
um go find that verse so let's go do
02:34:02
that go to dungeon find find reverse of
02:34:06
a poem
02:34:10
um where is this verse of poem that I'm
02:34:14
looking for King Olaf's verse
02:34:17
it is by morphle okay right fine I can
02:34:21
travel to morphle and then we'll walk
02:34:23
from there
02:34:25
That's How we'll have to do it I think
02:34:26
there is an in more full as well so we
02:34:28
can stay over in more full have a sleep
02:34:30
we'll travel there
02:34:32
sleep up get ready for a quest actually
02:34:35
maybe I think we are quite well rested
02:34:37
hello there
02:34:39
I was there at rockvig's execution yes
02:34:41
it was nasty business it was quite nasty
02:34:43
but necessary
02:34:45
my cousin Fury is somewhere out there in
02:34:47
Skyrim right now fighting he doesn't
02:34:49
have to be there at all
02:34:53
is an evil man yes he let the gate open
02:34:56
not my brother you're here to talk about
02:34:57
my brother well you two have got very
02:34:59
polarizing opinions
02:35:02
yes
02:35:04
especially my boy go chop some sausages
02:35:06
this is not something
02:35:09
this is not it
02:35:10
it's better if you sleep 100 days in a
02:35:12
row you'll beat the challenge quite
02:35:13
easily yes but my morals will be will be
02:35:19
in question
02:35:20
yes I think it as a morally fibrous
02:35:24
being it makes sense for me to actually
02:35:26
live those Hundred Days part of living
02:35:28
is more than just sleeping and also it's
02:35:32
kind of difficult to sleep when you're
02:35:34
not tired so I think fundamentally that
02:35:38
is a challenge
02:35:39
um you'll probably die in the case I'm I
02:35:41
am a glorious Warrior Todd Todd Warrior
02:35:45
yes
02:35:47
Warrior that is what they call me
02:35:49
the great torture Warrior I would like
02:35:52
to hire your Carriage take me to morphle
02:35:55
please
02:35:56
50 gold
02:35:59
so much money
02:36:02
oh dear
02:36:12
I can't believe Conor traveled from
02:36:14
Cornwall to be I'm joking right
02:36:16
um food
02:36:18
potato and cabbage soup soup again
02:36:20
another Jewel soup day lovely here we
02:36:23
are in awful it's freezing cold
02:36:27
it is so cold my health is immediately
02:36:29
my maximum health has dropped to 76.
02:36:33
this is the worst this is the worst
02:36:35
location right we're gonna wait until
02:36:37
the morning and then maybe give it a go
02:36:39
or maybe yeah we'll wait in the tavern
02:36:42
is there a Tavern even in here
02:36:45
is there a Tavern in this God forsaken
02:36:48
Pond town
02:36:50
the worst location in all of Skyrim yeah
02:36:54
well yes we've got an alchemist and a
02:36:57
hut
02:36:58
which has heating yes the heating Hut we
02:37:02
love the heating Hut
02:37:03
gorm lives in there we love gorm
02:37:08
all right oh hello there hello book such
02:37:12
a welcome sight he's nice hello book
02:37:15
it's nice but no best warrior morphle
02:37:19
huh
02:37:20
100 gold you can beat me bare-handed in
02:37:22
a fight uh yeah I bet you probably could
02:37:24
I'm a I'm a noodle
02:37:28
I would like a room thank you
02:37:31
what's with the orc yes
02:37:43
he's a little awkward
02:37:45
I love the sound of that go walkboard go
02:37:48
let me hear your org songs
02:37:58
such a great Strummer
02:38:00
what a guy does he sing
02:38:03
oh hello there you should spend some
02:38:06
time together should we hello there Alva
02:38:09
you're definitely an evil vampire aren't
02:38:11
you
02:38:14
definitely evil my friend devil evil
02:38:16
besides I don't need you I have
02:38:18
Janessa
02:38:20
much better than you evil person
02:38:22
these people like cattle all they do is
02:38:24
work sleep and eat oh yep you're a
02:38:26
vampire you're definitely a vampire
02:38:30
right bed oh look how big and comfy this
02:38:33
bed is it's the meat for observation yes
02:38:35
it is it's still observation meat is
02:38:38
this is ow
02:38:42
pot did so much damage why did the pots
02:38:45
do 50 damage that's so much physics
02:38:48
damage that is unfair
02:38:52
right
02:38:53
good
02:38:55
good
02:38:56
oh
02:38:58
all right bam nice sleeping we awake
02:39:01
feel well rested we'll probably get
02:39:03
hungry as soon as we step outside but
02:39:05
that's okay we go
02:39:09
um
02:39:10
look chat I know you're debating whether
02:39:12
she's a vampire or not but anyone who
02:39:14
refers to human being as cattle in the
02:39:16
universe of Skyrim is instantaneously of
02:39:20
Empire
02:39:21
that is it was big vampire energy there
02:39:24
is no other way to describe how big a
02:39:27
vampire energy that is
02:39:30
see people are cattle all they do is
02:39:33
sleep and work sleep in it there you go
02:39:35
but she don't do any work but she just
02:39:38
bite people's necks and suck off of them
02:39:42
suck them off
02:39:44
um
02:39:45
okay I'm not going to question what she
02:39:47
does
02:39:50
uh maybe she does that it's Skyrim it's
02:39:53
a dubious game
02:39:55
oh Nightshade we love some Nightshade
02:39:57
that sells for money and I like money
02:40:03
um all right over towards the lovely
02:40:07
cavernous Adventure we're going on
02:40:11
um
02:40:14
I hope this is a friendly a friendly
02:40:17
Expedition I hope like we go in there
02:40:19
and there's just like a whole bunch of
02:40:21
people like yo you're here for a poem
02:40:23
cool yeah I mean this is Skyrim so you
02:40:26
can play it in whatever way you like so
02:40:27
even if you haven't made a combat stat
02:40:30
that's okay
02:40:31
um you can use your speech skill and
02:40:33
we'll just give you the poem right Todd
02:40:35
that's possible Right
02:40:37
right Todd Skyrim wouldn't just be
02:40:40
effectively a combat only game with no
02:40:42
speech skill right
02:40:44
Todd
02:40:46
yes
02:40:49
oh dear right up we go up we go up we go
02:40:52
bounce bounce good bouncing good
02:40:54
bouncing good boy look at the boinging
02:40:56
on this boy so much boinking on this boy
02:40:59
he just like he sees a hill and we go up
02:41:02
to the hill and look at him go he's like
02:41:13
summon my wolf my wolf is amazing it
02:41:16
fights your weird angry spider watch out
02:41:19
for the angry spider angry spider's dead
02:41:22
everyone's happy
02:41:25
I take your Venom angry spider yes there
02:41:29
you go if combat goes like that we've
02:41:31
got this game in the bag
02:41:35
or in the shoe in the foot the game is a
02:41:39
foot or a hand
02:41:42
uh are there any enemies in the run-up
02:41:44
to this area because that's a good way
02:41:46
of gauging the evilness of a location
02:41:50
um there's a few wolves over there
02:41:52
they're low level so one would infer
02:41:55
that this location is low level a low
02:42:00
level area
02:42:01
guarded by low-level enemies and yes
02:42:04
this is the location we need to go
02:42:06
perfect
02:42:07
right
02:42:09
what do we got here embalming tools and
02:42:11
it's not thieving which means nobody
02:42:14
lives in this place
02:42:15
so there won't be anyone here to be like
02:42:18
Oh I'm abandoned
02:42:21
I you can't have this
02:42:24
right okay uh so I'm gonna be summoning
02:42:27
my Conjuring companions
02:42:29
and then using Weber Jack I think is
02:42:32
going to be
02:42:33
the Tactical way here so Janessa does a
02:42:37
lot of the fighting conjure my minion
02:42:40
what is that there's a dude
02:42:43
there's a bard hello there
02:42:46
oh are you friendly
02:42:48
you look friendly to me
02:42:50
oh a claw
02:42:53
on a pressure plate
02:42:57
that is clearly gonna come alive
02:43:00
that is clearly gonna come alive
02:43:03
oh boy I wonder I wonder what I wonder
02:43:07
what these lootable enemies could be
02:43:08
hidden hidden detected hidden can I
02:43:12
train sneak here
02:43:14
I reckon I can train sneak right here
02:43:19
let me check
02:43:21
a bit like here
02:43:24
yeah hidden and then if I just do this
02:43:27
because you're asleep right you are an
02:43:30
enemy but you are asleep
02:43:32
does this give sneak
02:43:34
okay we're 22 we're like there wiggling
02:43:37
we're all back and forth weibble back
02:43:40
and forth scale again it does train
02:43:43
sneak
02:43:45
curious right conjure Familia
02:43:49
and then Weber Jack oops that missed
02:43:52
okay whatever Jack there you go they got
02:43:56
murdered murderized thank you I'll take
02:43:59
your gubbins
02:44:01
I won't take your bow uh so you're gonna
02:44:03
probably wake up when I pick up this
02:44:04
claw so I'll do that and there you go
02:44:06
you wake up and then my familiars and
02:44:08
stuff can do the fighting and I will
02:44:10
stay hidden over here
02:44:13
fight fight for me wolf oh there's an
02:44:16
old chip definitely don't want to deal
02:44:17
with that
02:44:19
oh oh okay there's another one over
02:44:21
there as well ah
02:44:23
Janessa why aren't you doing Jess you're
02:44:26
not really assisting much
02:44:28
um and you're really not assisting much
02:44:30
you're kind of like
02:44:32
really quite useless in this encounter
02:44:34
you know web eject
02:44:37
you got turned into a chicken lovely a
02:44:39
chicken is useful
02:44:41
you can't be much as a chicken right bam
02:44:44
another my wolf then comes in for the
02:44:46
assist yes good stuff good stuff
02:44:49
look at this combat combat armor spells
02:44:53
it's useless what could I do
02:44:57
um
02:44:59
gameplay
02:45:01
gameplay look janas is doing great she's
02:45:03
actually doing great chicken boys back
02:45:06
that wolf don't ignore the one on the
02:45:08
ground don't ignore the one on the
02:45:10
grounds back up again because you
02:45:11
ignored it
02:45:12
okay you're doing great guys you doing
02:45:14
great
02:45:15
you're doing great combat the combat
02:45:17
guys yes Jonas are right in the butt
02:45:19
good job all right country again
02:45:22
go wolf go
02:45:24
well my wolf is so useless this is so
02:45:27
bad this is so bad courage spell would
02:45:30
be useful
02:45:31
um I guess it could be quite good hey we
02:45:34
killed all these guys good job you've
02:45:37
got five gold on you
02:45:39
you've got six gold on you I love me
02:45:42
some gold oh cheers treasure room
02:45:46
treasure room
02:45:49
healing potion and a sword in a rock
02:45:55
started an embalming tool useless
02:45:58
useless other than a health potion but
02:46:00
that's fine okay now I just need to get
02:46:02
out of here oh coin purse
02:46:09
oh yes this is perfect yes right onwards
02:46:13
we go good so that was a good um
02:46:16
uh can your own fire electronic explode
02:46:19
you on death no uh you're on fire
02:46:21
attronic does not deal combat damage to
02:46:24
you
02:46:25
um another example of this is the like
02:46:27
Elemental bolt spells which are really
02:46:28
really powerful
02:46:31
where the
02:46:33
where the hair
02:46:35
ah
02:46:39
those Spears somewhere
02:46:43
okay I'm one I'm on a stone I'm on a
02:46:45
stone okay
02:46:47
let me get off that stone
02:46:49
okay that stone is a bad Stone we don't
02:46:51
like that stone
02:46:53
is fine that stone is dangerous
02:46:56
oh my gosh we almost died right there
02:47:00
um so one thing you need to know is that
02:47:02
if we set off like a single landmine or
02:47:04
pressure plate we die uh that's the
02:47:07
level of difficulty we're playing on our
02:47:09
health is not big enough to survive
02:47:11
traps in the slightest so from here on
02:47:14
out we are aware of the floor
02:47:17
we are aware of the floor okay this
02:47:21
opens that and I don't think there's any
02:47:23
Arrow traps
02:47:25
okay yep
02:47:27
yep it did the boys in here who want to
02:47:30
fight me any fight boys nope just sleepy
02:47:34
boys good any fight boys in here
02:47:38
you fight boys in here
02:47:40
okay no fight boys that's a door that
02:47:42
opens
02:47:44
um
02:47:45
so it's ah frostbite spiders crossed by
02:47:47
spiders okay right conjuration go
02:47:50
Janessa Wolfie go fight them I am not
02:47:53
assisting you
02:47:55
oh my goodness oh oh we got a hundred
02:47:57
dollar donation I completely missed that
02:47:59
my goodness thank you so much that's
02:48:01
stupidly generous uh it doesn't go to
02:48:03
charity though donations does YouTube
02:48:05
don't give you the bundle of games and
02:48:07
they go to me and then I have to give
02:48:09
them to charity
02:48:11
um oh wait they're fighting back there
02:48:13
what the heck are you fighting
02:48:20
oh Todd
02:48:22
um am I the moral support class yes I am
02:48:25
yes
02:48:26
I assist with all matters of intense
02:48:28
moral questioning
02:48:31
um
02:48:32
if I create this chain does that open
02:48:34
the door back to where I was yes it does
02:48:36
and it also opens up that fight
02:48:40
good shot good shot that's good oh wait
02:48:43
there's another Archer back there uh
02:48:47
uh
02:48:48
right my Wolf's about to die so let's
02:48:50
just lock that up again
02:48:52
there we go
02:48:54
okay so we lock that door back up lovely
02:48:56
and then we just redeploy the wolf and
02:48:59
then we reopen the door
02:49:01
5000 IQ strategy
02:49:04
there we go
02:49:06
there we go now I just make sure I don't
02:49:08
get shot by that arrow man and then all
02:49:10
is good in the world
02:49:14
look this is just this is true Skyrim
02:49:16
combat you might not like it but this is
02:49:18
exactly how Todd Howard intended the
02:49:20
game to be played can I recharge my
02:49:22
weberjack yes I can okay I'm gonna
02:49:24
probably need like more soul gems for
02:49:27
that because
02:49:28
I only have none I've no soul gems
02:49:31
actually
02:49:32
okay well I'm not sure how I would

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