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I am hello everyone it's me and I'm00:00:03
alone00:00:05
how is everyone doing hello so Wilbur00:00:10
desired not to come today he bailed last00:00:13
minute last second uh said he doesn't00:00:15
care about the stream he doesn't want to00:00:18
celebrate the one year anniversary of00:00:20
the last wine stream he said I don't00:00:22
know I don't even like I don't even like00:00:25
uh oh [ __ ] I'm getting a call00:00:29
I'm getting a call hello00:00:32
oh wait are you00:00:35
hello00:00:36
hello hey would you tell them that I00:00:39
didn't care about the wine streak oh so00:00:43
will guys Wilbur says he doesn't care00:00:45
about the wine stream he's actually oh I00:00:48
asked did you say that oh did I say yes00:00:51
I did because that's what you told me on00:00:53
your way here you're right and I'm not00:00:55
gonna come for the ones okay no00:01:13
we're here at the world's biggest desk00:01:17
well listen I couldn't I couldn't you00:01:19
sit there is not a lot of space all the00:01:21
way in Oxnard California okay00:01:26
I'm so happy to be here you know just00:01:29
because you live in Brighton and00:01:30
everyone knows that doesn't mean you00:01:32
have to go out learning my business00:01:33
sorry I'm sorry I shouldn't eventually00:01:35
live at Fourth Street okay okay so how00:01:38
was the ride here it was great00:01:41
I fell asleep yeah you told me I woke up00:01:44
and posted three Tweets in five minutes00:01:46
can you explain that to me you've00:01:48
tweeted out random flowers is from00:01:50
Nevada and I'm from Utah that's what00:01:53
does that mean well bright as you know00:01:55
yeah00:01:57
yeah00:01:58
Brandon Flowers00:02:00
you're not Googling random flowers just00:02:02
tell me tell me what you think just tell00:02:04
me from your memory who he is brand new00:02:07
flowers00:02:11
no My Chemical Romance00:02:14
he wrote The Black Parade no he didn't00:02:17
this is00:02:19
um00:02:20
he's in Maroon 5. what wasn't wasn't00:02:23
Gerald Way like inspired by 911 to make00:02:26
My Chemical Romance00:02:35
witnessed 911 happened and that really00:02:38
then he made My Chemical Romance00:02:40
basically yeah look see is that is that00:02:41
how My Chemical Romance was born yeah00:02:43
that's looking awesome it's not awesome00:02:45
it's an awful tragedy three thousand00:02:47
people oh no that oh My Chemical Romance00:02:50
yeah00:02:54
hey so you're welcome to my home yes00:03:02
right now can I offer you a drink00:03:06
what kind of drink oh my gosh I'm so00:03:09
glad you asked00:03:19
here00:03:23
so listen I went shopping and I brought00:03:26
a lot of wine oh yeah am I supposed to00:03:29
come with you or do I stay here okay so00:03:32
let me go ahead and00:03:34
pretend I'm your waiter00:03:37
Castle00:03:45
did you do not only speak00:03:50
what does that mean I only speak English00:03:52
that's a big wine glass it is is it look00:03:57
let me so my hands are quite big so it's00:03:59
hard to compare but like here's a foam00:04:02
and it's a big wine glass chat I'm gonna00:04:06
get sloshed tonight so I got different00:04:09
bottles of wine and we're gonna taste00:04:11
all of them did you do my request uh no00:04:14
okay I wanted a Mexican wine00:04:18
is00:04:30
like a [ __ ] dragon dildo00:04:36
I want to have a goofy time00:04:43
there's gonna be no bottles left okay00:04:46
uh all of these require a bottle opener00:04:49
oh we do have a bottle opener right00:04:57
like a corkscrew00:04:59
my man's got Prime in his fridge don't00:05:02
try to try and hide that I saw that can00:05:04
I try some I've never had some I've00:05:05
never had friends yeah also do you have00:05:07
a little screwdriver yes00:05:10
now I do it's in its original packaging00:05:14
that's right brand new baby this00:05:17
lighting makes it looks so pale I'm the00:05:19
whitest man in the world well listen not00:05:22
the bro let's just get some yellow in00:05:24
there get some like get some like nice00:05:25
Dawn colors going on because because00:05:27
some of these viewers are probably my00:05:29
viewers as well and they they're very00:05:31
used to00:05:32
um they're very used to my artificially00:05:34
of course white and skin oh that's two00:05:37
is that I think that might be too low I00:05:39
think the contrast ah this is better00:05:42
that looks that looks more like my skin00:05:44
that looks oh yeah yeah it kind of looks00:05:46
like yeah you're right you're right uh00:05:49
and then we can okay00:05:51
oh that's good you know those you know00:05:53
before a video game it's like if you can00:05:55
see this text00:05:56
it should be if you can see that if you00:05:59
see the word why the word is that better00:06:02
it's okay can we get um a more how do I00:06:05
you want to do some saturation up like00:06:08
no that's oh that's a oh no you want to00:06:10
go00:06:11
um now do the contrast all the way to00:06:13
the top I don't think you'll have it00:06:17
that's perfect that's perfect all right00:06:20
so contrast down and and saturated00:06:23
saturation like up a little bit there00:06:25
stop that's good and then yeah and then00:06:27
maybe the contrast a bit higher as well00:06:28
otherwise it does look you're teaching00:06:30
me to stream it looks a bit like a snuff00:06:31
film if we don't put the contrast there00:06:33
we brighten this all up right that's00:06:35
fine does that look good move the00:06:36
brightness down even I'd say yeah it's a00:06:38
bit we're a bit like we're a bit of00:06:41
colors what about I like that yeah00:06:43
that's good I [ __ ] with that I [ __ ] with00:06:45
that I [ __ ] with that you [ __ ] with that00:06:47
yeah I don't have I don't have your00:06:49
professional setup right I don't have00:06:50
your professional setup yeah00:06:54
we went to your office in the UK that00:06:56
was that was pretty professional yeah00:06:58
awesome00:06:59
okay00:07:08
I went out00:07:11
and buy pottery00:07:17
here you go00:07:22
some snacks and I got you a whopping00:07:25
seven chorizo sausages00:07:38
I don't [ __ ]00:07:50
so we bought more okay this is I like00:07:53
this this is good like this cheese is00:07:56
gonna smell wait have we got anyone that00:07:59
you eat with cheese because I took you00:08:01
asked me what kind of wine to buy and I00:08:02
said malbec's merlos and Cabernet00:08:05
Sauvignon right00:08:07
problem is with those ones is they're00:08:09
they're not good with food they're dry00:08:11
wines I purposefully told you not to get00:08:13
any00:08:14
like Fruity ones but but with food00:08:17
fruity one's good00:08:20
they're making fun of you why does you00:08:22
look like tomatoes00:08:25
okay but maybe even the saturation I'm00:08:28
fine being a bit tired okay you're not00:08:30
I'm not gonna fight you know what your00:08:32
your career is not over are you sure I'm00:08:35
pretty sure00:08:37
there you go that's good right no but00:08:40
let's be brighten this a little bit00:08:41
they'll just make fun of me00:08:46
oh no you know what you need you need a00:08:50
glass of goofy oil let's have a chat for00:08:53
it I won't chat okay what kind of music00:08:56
uh Christmas music00:08:58
it's a Club Penguin Christmas here you00:09:01
want me to turn off so you can hear it00:09:06
all right so you got to tell me how this00:09:08
wine works I have never opened a wine in00:09:10
my life I'm gonna teach you to enjoy00:09:12
wine okay okay but I wanna I know you00:09:14
already do enjoy one I'm gonna teach you00:09:15
to enjoy one in a way that elitist00:09:17
people will agree with I'll tell you00:09:19
what yeah I have never had wine I00:09:21
actually don't enjoy wine you've had one00:09:23
several times00:09:24
yeah when I met you oh when not yeah00:09:27
literally yeah that was the first time00:09:29
I've had wine and the last time I had a00:09:31
wine00:09:32
okay well so did you enjoy it like yeah00:09:35
I was it was good it was all right you00:09:39
know what the thing is we went into like00:09:40
a random store next door yeah yeah and00:09:43
like the first00:09:46
the first bottle so some of these00:09:49
bottles I actually I was thinking of the00:09:51
one year anniversary and I said today's00:09:53
a special day and some of these bottles00:09:55
are up to I think a hundred something oh00:09:59
whoa yeah okay it's a special day yeah00:10:02
remember so I do remember the cheapest00:10:05
the goofy one this one was cheapest00:10:28
certain places00:10:31
yeah yeah00:10:32
like Napa Valley oh okay which is all uh00:10:36
the world champion rounds that's true I00:10:38
bought it because I knew you were a huge00:10:40
fan of that team I'd love them yeah I00:10:42
love them weren't they from originally00:10:44
like another place in California why do00:10:46
you know all these things you you just00:10:49
is that right I I guess I don't know I00:10:52
don't know it's one of the teams00:10:55
um cheapest all right what was the most00:10:57
expensive most expensive if I'm not00:11:00
mistaken uh this this bad boy right here00:11:04
this one yes this was the most expensive00:11:06
one Albert I don't know you told me you00:11:09
told me Argentina so this is00:11:14
so I'm going to tell you guys what00:11:16
happened I00:11:18
I00:11:19
um I told you what wine do you want you00:11:21
said oh you can just get milk uh Quebec00:11:26
and uh Fremont and and I'm and I went to00:11:29
the wine store and there's like seven00:11:33
thousand styles of like Malbec or are00:11:35
you sure this isn't the most expensive00:11:37
one this is seven year fermented Italian00:11:40
wine is that does that mean well this is00:11:43
this is five-year Argentinian wine which00:11:45
will probably be cheaper oh you think00:11:47
it's cheaper because this is00:11:52
Adam00:11:54
seven years from Italy are you I'm00:11:57
putting that I I think you're wrong I00:11:59
think it's like that okay Carry On sorry00:12:01
keep going okay00:12:03
um so there's like oh yeah this one's00:12:05
cheap this one's these are cheap ones00:12:06
and I'm pretty sure I think that one's00:12:08
cheap too yeah that's how I would have00:12:11
ranked okay that makes sense that makes00:12:13
sense I like it so which one do you want00:12:15
to go for first I think we should also00:12:16
chat okay so labeled from this being one00:12:19
and this being seven oh one two three00:12:21
yeah it is seven and the higher you go00:12:25
attack that's not how you go the more00:12:27
expensive but wait oh no I'm done okay I00:12:31
want to try and sell them chat I want00:12:33
you to vote number one if you like a00:12:36
twisty boy also we'll drink this one00:12:38
really quickly this one is just gonna00:12:40
get drunk so fast really well that's00:12:42
probably like one glass in there00:12:44
right that's a [ __ ] scam that's a00:12:47
scam that's why it's so cheap I'm upset00:12:50
now number one we're gonna we'll down00:12:52
that okay in like a moment right all00:12:54
right this one is very famous and I've00:12:57
had it really yeah that was a specific00:12:59
Yellow Tail it's Australian it's it's00:13:00
nice it's okay it's quite it's got It's00:13:03
quite fruity so be good00:13:05
that's right uh number three this one's00:13:08
got some grouchy elephants on it I00:13:11
bought it because of that and it's00:13:12
written in French I bought it just00:13:15
because of that but oh I get it because00:13:17
the elephant's name is pink oh really00:13:20
uh00:13:22
they're [ __ ] Liars00:13:25
um vote number four if you like sports00:13:27
if you're a [ __ ] Sports nut I don't00:13:29
think there's well that's number four00:13:31
thank you cry baby sinner thank you so00:13:34
much uh this one's from Napa Valley00:13:35
that's California yeah that's right yeah00:13:37
so this is this is from California you00:13:39
should go to nap uh Napa Valley it's00:13:41
actually very beautiful you get to do00:13:44
wine testing and you get out of there00:13:46
[ __ ] out of your mind I think a friend00:13:49
told me I think Phil won00:13:55
and they didn't tell me00:13:57
they didn't tell me they know I'm they00:13:59
know damn well I'm in California00:14:07
we'll get to that we'll get to that yeah00:14:10
no just know the truth is about00:14:14
this one is um Argentina you get to hear00:14:18
me do that voiceover00:14:19
because there's a little kid there's a00:14:22
little kid at my old work00:14:24
um when I during the last vlog00:14:27
wait00:14:28
and just before the last World Cup the00:14:31
it was it must have been like the00:14:33
conquer half or something because he was00:14:35
really excited and he was from Argentina00:14:38
and he would and and he bonded with me00:14:40
because he was playing football cards00:14:41
and I was obviously selling them and he00:14:43
was and he bonded with me over the fact00:14:45
that I was like oh yeah you like00:14:46
football and he was like yes I love00:14:48
football and that was exactly how it00:14:50
sounded he didn't he didn't have an00:14:51
accident he was just he was just really00:14:53
high pitched and rolled his ass00:14:59
and I loved him I wonder where he is now00:15:02
he's probably like 40 or something yeah00:15:05
wait what00:15:06
I was like wait what he's probably00:15:09
15. he was easy he's probably he's00:15:12
having a guitar00:15:14
I want argentines to win for him by the00:15:17
way it's like just because of that well00:15:19
Argentina and England have a long00:15:20
history of hating each other00:15:22
and in real life right okay and so it's00:15:25
like every everybody's person who speaks00:15:27
who's gonna be like oh no but they also00:15:29
hate France so it's like not a win for00:15:31
any English I know I know but I'm00:15:33
rooting for Argentina because00:15:36
I can't say because every team that I00:15:39
root for loses so I can't I can't say00:15:41
but I know Argentina00:15:47
either way that's number six that's00:15:49
number six is also my favorite number00:15:51
and seven is the super pricey expensive00:15:54
one that is gonna be just I don't know00:15:58
I'm I'm this is I'm most excited accent00:16:01
yeah yeah because really really old one00:16:04
is either really [ __ ] or really good00:16:06
like there's no in between okay what00:16:08
people saying let's let's see can we get00:16:10
up can your mom's do like a poll yeah00:16:11
absolutely I don't think I have any yeah00:16:24
there's a lot of cheese here I'm having00:16:27
a slice of salami my mouth tastes really00:16:29
bad you know when you wake up from a nap00:16:30
and your mouth is pretty bad yeah I've00:16:32
got um I've got Listerine no no it's00:16:35
fine what the [ __ ]00:16:36
that's an animal that used to be a00:16:39
living thing and now it's flourless this00:16:41
thing used to be alive and mooing and00:16:43
and oinking and now it's just a flower00:16:46
now I'm not gonna want to eat any of00:16:48
this okay00:16:49
all right uh whatever oh yeah so Mr mods00:16:53
can you please do uh a poll where you00:16:56
put all of these together and you make00:16:58
chat decide which one to vote for right00:17:01
is that it is that the proper00:17:02
instruction perfect I think okay you can00:17:04
do it thank you00:17:06
uh you know I'm lazy I'm lazy like that00:17:09
let me get the keyboard Wireless too I00:17:11
got Wireless for this specific occasion00:17:13
let me go ahead I knew you were rich I00:17:15
didn't know you were Rich00:17:17
having another slice if you ever need00:17:19
money or anything really00:17:22
yes please yeah how much for like00:17:28
I need it for myself I need it for my00:17:31
vague activities00:17:33
don't do six or seven just do one00:17:35
through five well we'll save the00:17:36
expensive ones oh [ __ ] someone already00:17:37
put all right perfect they did exactly00:17:40
what you said no no just don't put six00:17:43
or seven that's cool okay six or seven00:17:45
uh everyone's picking goofy wine00:17:47
everyone's making goofy one you want to00:17:49
go for goofy one how do you open this00:17:50
assistant you open this like a soda00:17:52
right00:17:56
it's even got the Speedy paint spinny's00:17:58
right here it's busy thingy look at this00:18:01
I want to see00:18:04
no okay what if I break it funny no okay00:18:08
so00:18:10
all right wait hold on let me just let00:18:12
me just I just want to go on camera does00:18:15
anyone have any idea00:18:17
how to open a wine uh wikiHow00:18:21
wikiHow00:18:22
yeah you're gonna go wikiHow that's00:18:25
cheating nobody have good photos00:18:27
have good images so if I'm not mistaken00:18:30
you impale the soft part00:18:34
start doing a spinny spinny00:18:38
after you got I'm so scared can't hasn't00:18:41
this like killed people in the past00:18:43
six people a minute00:18:49
really yeah00:18:58
and there's only three open a day00:19:01
I don't want to be open today00:19:09
it's AOE damage it's Splash damage00:19:13
all right so I I assume you do the00:19:16
spinny spinny yep00:19:17
you gotta you gotta rock it like a horse00:19:19
no no like actually oh you go rock it00:19:23
rock it and now get the knife to come00:19:25
out Bring Out The Knife00:19:27
okay and I grab onto the knife00:19:30
you are00:19:32
what the I Am What dick all right I00:19:34
don't drink wine00:19:36
drink wine I can't even open the blade00:19:40
yeah00:19:43
Jesus this is how you do it bro I don't00:19:46
I don't drink wine because wine sucks00:19:48
you dress yourself in the morning00:19:52
all right okay so this is good right00:19:54
yeah that's pretty good00:19:55
what happens now King00:19:58
so00:20:09
you can't do that you can't do that00:20:12
there's no Mercury these bits are for00:20:14
gripping rip like a no no on both sides00:20:18
some if there's something where it's00:20:20
like like um imagine so you know how you00:20:22
hold the glass like like so00:20:24
what is everyone saying someone said say00:20:27
your goodbyes what does that mean you're00:20:29
going to die00:20:31
statistics00:20:32
I know you're lying I know it's a bit00:20:34
but like00:20:39
statistically statistically someone will00:20:42
die in this room from your actions right00:20:44
now00:20:45
it's gonna make a really scary life dude00:20:47
[ __ ] stop no you open it I can't I00:20:49
can't [ __ ]00:20:52
that's why your heart experts like me00:20:54
because I won't I won't die00:20:57
what the [ __ ]00:21:00
[ __ ] off that's not funny that shit's00:21:03
not funny dude do you want this so what00:21:05
did you have a penny or something like00:21:06
that Queen a coin yeah yeah uh00:21:11
good luck whenever you open it but we're00:21:13
going to be having a lot of good luck00:21:14
tonight with the amount of wine I don't00:21:16
have okay but I have a truck a Tracker00:21:20
yeah you're being tracked yeah00:21:24
yeah yeah00:21:26
I don't have a penny but I need a00:21:28
tractor an air tag yeah in case I get00:21:31
ever and he's kidnapped about what you00:21:33
do is you like like00:21:35
oh what not with my air attack this is a00:21:38
staticy room I'm sorry00:21:43
we need a coin I need a [ __ ] drink00:21:49
okay I'll get you00:21:54
asking for00:21:59
Legos yeah ain't that the capital of00:22:02
Nigeria00:22:12
this is this is why I hated Napa Valley00:22:14
because the guys are pretentious just00:22:16
like you same one00:22:19
yeah all right all right so what do you00:22:22
do oh [ __ ] me why is your room I'm sorry00:22:27
this is warriors00:22:30
on the lines really yeah this is not00:22:34
good there's some kind of broken thing00:22:36
in your room guys how is audio is audio00:22:38
good someone said it cuts off okay I'll00:22:40
uncut it off it's a00:22:46
does it cut off now oh Washington's00:22:50
[ __ ] best staring at me man is that00:22:52
Washington or Jefferson I can't tell00:22:54
it's very dirty I'm sorry [ __ ] please00:22:58
in here uh uh that's probably Jefferson00:23:03
Mr Jefferson00:23:07
what are you doing there we go good luck00:23:09
how why the [ __ ] is that a thing what00:23:11
the hell is up with wine people your00:23:13
people you know what they do they drink00:23:15
they throw the bottle away why are white00:23:17
people so pretentious I'm gonna say it00:23:18
where is mine00:23:20
the what oh I hadn't pulled it I pulled00:23:23
you wait why'd it go down as soon as you00:23:24
did you drink from it directly oh look00:23:28
look look how that is that that is that00:23:35
this is a load of bollocks this is00:23:38
[ __ ] bullets00:23:40
I'm so excited look00:23:48
oh it makes a good clock this bottle00:23:52
makes a really good vlog so what do you00:23:54
what is this thing for uh that's the00:23:56
that's the confabulator oh really yeah00:23:58
so what the confabulator does it00:24:00
basically ensures that none of the the00:24:01
woozy particles are going to are going00:24:03
to confabulate out of the bottle they00:24:05
think about everything yeah they do so00:24:07
I'm going to teach you how to enjoy one00:24:08
or not how to enjoy one we're going to00:24:10
teach you how to make other people think00:24:11
you're enjoying wine okay because no one00:24:13
really enjoys wine okay perfect so first00:24:15
thing you want to do is when you smell00:24:17
it you wanna00:24:19
all right don't don't be just jamming00:24:21
your nose in there and you want to be00:24:22
able to take it I wasn't doubting my00:24:24
nose as here's the tip I was taught if00:24:26
you want to aerate it put it flat on00:24:28
here and then you can just do and it00:24:31
won't ever spill oh um00:24:47
oh God that's not good wine oh no is it00:24:50
not wait wait let's do it okay now00:24:53
here's what you do here's what you do00:24:54
need to take a little Swig take it in00:24:55
your mouth right take it in your mouth00:25:05
Cedar it's like Cedar Wood00:25:08
um is that an is that an action yeah but00:25:10
and and like the like the cedar tree in00:25:13
the place that goes from I can feel what00:25:14
will the elderberries like from like the00:25:16
surrounding sea to Forest what state is00:25:18
this from uh I don't know but I I'm00:25:20
having cedar wood with like Cedar00:25:22
berries do you wanna know what I just00:25:24
did there what bullshitted00:25:26
I believed it but that's what you do no00:25:29
but here's the thing no wine person00:25:31
knows either so if you like I've been at00:25:34
actual wine things and I've gone yeah I00:25:36
can taste like it's like um like00:25:38
coniferous you know it's I can feel like00:25:39
like The Valleys of like the North and00:25:42
like the pine trees somewhere so with00:25:43
that I can almost taste like the like00:25:45
the Elder flowers like growing amongst00:25:47
the amongst the pieces00:25:50
of a tree and then something from around00:25:53
that tree and everyone goes oh okay by00:25:55
the way this wine taste of water it's00:25:56
[ __ ] dry really that's right should I00:25:58
is it like a shot do I have to take the00:26:00
entire no no you take it in your mouth00:26:01
and then you sort of go okay okay yeah00:26:12
can you let me speak00:26:15
yeah so I'm gonna00:26:18
hmm00:26:29
about all 9 000 taste buds00:26:33
yep yep yep that's good that's good he00:26:35
looks really good right now you look00:26:37
really smart00:26:39
okay and here we go he's left off00:26:49
and it fermented the woods from the tree00:26:58
it's just from the state of Wyoming00:27:04
came on it and this is very interesting00:27:09
yeah00:27:10
I love it good I love it now say what00:27:14
you actually think I I liked it really00:27:18
here's the thing this wine tastes00:27:20
exactly like the wine keep in mind keep00:27:23
in mind I've only had one wine in my00:27:25
lifetime00:27:27
I've had one wine in my life okay00:27:30
one wine which is the one I tried when I00:27:32
was with you so I don't actually know00:27:33
about wines that much00:27:35
12 okay 12 we should have looked at the00:27:39
percentages oh [ __ ] this is 12 okay this00:27:42
is00:27:45
guys for those who don't know what00:27:47
percentage is it's a buying percentage00:27:49
so it's how how usually people buy at 1500:27:52
this one's about higher wait let me00:27:54
check that yeah let me check the00:27:55
expensive ones 13.5 as well this one's00:27:59
14. this one is what do you think about00:28:01
that one what is that one00:28:03
14 as well00:28:09
so this one's the most [ __ ] one this00:28:11
one's the [ __ ] this one00:28:13
no this is what this one this one's 14.900:28:17
and what about this that's why what was00:28:18
this one again the one you said 25 2500:28:21
that's that's fast [ __ ] why would a00:28:25
chaos00:28:26
what's them what was that one that you00:28:28
said was [ __ ] this one what is it00:28:29
petite but what's the percentage uh 1500:28:33
this one's 14.9 0.1 I bet they do that00:28:37
for like tax reasons when can we get to00:28:40
the next one well let's I want to get oh00:28:43
yeah let's I honestly I'm not in the00:28:45
business of finishing this00:28:46
and you know what we can do thanks to00:28:48
you yes00:28:50
what can we do what do you need what do00:28:52
you need what can I get for you what can00:28:53
I get for you what is it what can I get00:28:55
for this case with the thing the thing00:28:57
oh it's right oh it's right there you00:29:00
can keep it fresh00:29:02
I want to get [ __ ]00:29:04
when you open a wine yeah it it just it00:29:08
gets awful I've left Wine open for like00:29:11
oh I actually bought I actually bought00:29:13
uh stickers00:29:17
but not stickers I'm sorry I bought00:29:19
something for the wines00:29:21
yeah00:29:24
what the hell are you doing I'm enjoying00:29:27
the wine00:29:29
this one's this one this one can just00:29:32
look cool we'll put this on here to look00:29:33
cool00:29:34
hey if you by any chance ever won it00:29:37
like during the duration of this if you00:29:39
want to switch to Tequila00:29:41
during the duration I will vomit are we00:29:43
down to just throw up today look00:29:48
cool that's a lot of alcohol there's a00:29:50
lot00:29:51
um I don't oh here it goes00:29:54
what have you found00:29:56
oh no00:29:58
okay so it's gonna go bad boy well let's00:30:02
down this quick let's get this out of00:30:03
the way all right let's go cheers00:30:09
done right what's next week00:30:19
I can really taste the seminal fluid00:30:23
chat00:30:26
two two through seven no two through six00:30:29
two through six months two three six00:30:31
please so um again two is the this I00:30:34
don't want this one really you don't00:30:36
like it00:30:37
I mean it's gonna be a fruitier one00:30:38
which might yeah look we're gonna have00:30:39
berries and subtle Spice in this one so00:30:42
I don't like spice uh not without it00:30:45
might be too spicy not without food with00:30:47
food there's a two two we'll start00:30:48
eating with two okay00:30:50
um three is the [ __ ] slushy petite00:30:53
elephant this is sloshy this is the one00:30:55
that will kill us what do you mean00:30:56
slushy like two like very alcoholic guys00:31:00
come on this one's [ __ ] if you love00:31:02
sports if you're [ __ ] Sports nut uh00:31:07
I'm [ __ ] sorry00:31:11
say you could speak00:31:14
Alexa Siri hey Siri00:31:17
someone say you could speak00:31:21
it was my what hey Siri00:31:25
did someone say you could speak00:31:30
oh let me say it simpler for you00:31:34
talkie no speaky capisce00:31:40
out of go oh [ __ ] is00:31:47
um this one's the one from Napa Valley00:31:48
that you keep going on about yes00:31:51
where uh philzer did not invite me too00:31:53
five is um00:32:02
do you know who my favorite Argentinian00:32:04
player is oh Alexis McAllister00:32:08
who is that I don't know who that is00:32:09
Alexis McAllister I don't know00:32:14
oh there's some people in Argentina it00:32:17
was like he's like half Scottish but he00:32:19
plays for Argentina and my club he plays00:32:21
for Brighton and he's um Ryan has a team00:32:24
why let's move on00:32:27
who do you support in the Premier League00:32:30
um the Premier League yeah00:32:33
using KSI play no he just Falls Arsenal00:32:37
doesn't it oh you're a prime guy I think00:32:39
you were out there the official drink of00:32:40
Arsenal oh yeah that's true00:32:43
um I'm gonna what premier league is like00:32:44
English league right yeah let's talk00:32:46
talk I've never had an English league00:32:48
before fair enough oh well maybe00:32:50
Arsenal's your way in huh oh okay who00:32:53
plays in Arsenal uh a few people Granite00:32:57
jackass very good uh Messi Messi does00:33:01
not even pastry00:33:02
Chicharito no teacher readers00:33:07
the Mexican part00:33:09
I was hyped for the Mexican team to be00:33:11
fair was it okay00:33:13
I'll tell you what you defrost okoa00:33:15
every four years to play for this and00:33:18
put him in Gold oh chill away00:33:21
he is crazy good he is he is he's very00:33:26
good everyone's laughing at you00:33:38
I will not apologize for art I'm just00:33:41
some English00:33:42
that's me I had him I went to watch the00:33:47
um England France game in L.A really00:33:49
yeah it was like it uh no because we we00:33:53
lost but um I watched it and I was at a00:33:56
big sports bar big Sports boy with those00:33:58
two million screens I I want to go I I00:34:02
want to still do the uh bar tour with00:34:05
you because because last time I went uh00:34:07
Wilbur said I'm gonna give you a tour of00:34:09
like all the English bars and I'm like00:34:10
this is the best day of my life00:34:12
we went to one bar but I still want to00:34:15
do that00:34:16
can I do that will I get you mad at me00:34:18
threatening chat with a knife yeah but00:34:21
anyway I was I was at this bar and there00:34:23
was a whole time the table behind me was00:34:25
rooting for France like through they00:34:26
were like they were like every time00:34:27
France was do they were cheering and00:34:29
then we were all just [ __ ] leaving00:34:30
back that's a fight or waiting to happen00:34:33
huh that's a fight oh waiting I was00:34:35
ready I was drunk enough I was I was it00:34:37
was 10 a.m and I was ready to throw00:34:39
hands are you an aggressive drunk no but00:34:41
it when there's a French person [ __ ] the00:34:44
English you know come on that's like you00:34:46
know there's everyone has country00:34:47
rivalries and the French if a French boy00:34:49
that's okay I'm fine and then he was00:34:53
just constantly like every time he was00:34:55
like shouting dumb [ __ ] and um00:34:57
eventually at the end of the game I00:34:59
turned around and I I shook his hand I00:35:01
was like you know good good game and he00:35:03
he shook my hand back and um I said I00:35:05
said to him whereabouts in France are00:35:07
you from and he went oh no I'm not00:35:08
French I'm American00:35:10
and I went oh that's even worse and he00:35:13
went and he went I just he just went I'm00:35:15
just an Arsenal fan I'm just an Arsenal00:35:18
fan so that means I can't support00:35:19
England because they have a Tottenham00:35:21
player tell me you kicked his ass00:35:24
can I tell you the big problem here why00:35:26
he said I'm an Arsenal fan so I can't00:35:29
support England because they've got00:35:30
Harry Kane who plays for Tottenham and00:35:32
Tottenham and Arsenal rivalries right00:35:34
and then do you know who plays for00:35:37
France the [ __ ] captain of Tottenham00:35:42
and he was like I hate I hate Tottenham00:35:45
so I'm gonna support the characters of00:35:47
Tottenham00:35:48
you're no you're kidding that is so00:35:52
messed up and bokai Osaka picayo Sakai00:35:55
that guy yeah yeah I'm sorry am I boring00:35:57
you yeah you feel like you're making me00:35:58
no no no no no no no no no no no no00:36:03
I I was afraid to say that I don't know00:36:05
I don't know anything about football00:36:07
it's fine it's all I know is Messi00:36:09
Ronaldo Portugal Argentina they're all00:36:12
good yeah oh I know all I know is that00:36:14
I'm not I'm not it's okay I didn't I00:36:16
didn't want I didn't I'm sorry maybe00:36:18
maybe the conversation was was a bit00:36:20
once no no no no no no no no no no no00:36:22
let's drink more and then fight yes yes00:36:26
which one's one was it two and deadly00:36:32
so should we just go for this no we'll00:36:34
do it because I do remember two winning00:36:37
and I think one of the reasons it's00:36:38
winning is because I said we'd start00:36:39
eating the chocolate if okay perfect00:36:41
okay no I want to open it you you made00:36:44
me look like oh I'll prepare the00:36:45
charcuterie okay you made me look like a00:36:47
[ __ ] fool and I'm not gonna lie to do00:36:50
that you are a fool okay well yeah you00:36:52
come to my house00:36:55
you come to my daughter's wedding and00:36:58
I'm familiar00:37:00
foreign00:37:25
well here's the thing you're like seven00:37:27
feet tall that is true00:37:29
and very skinny though which which does00:37:32
kind of contribute00:37:35
all right00:37:37
yo why'd they call it a restaurant yeah00:37:42
yeah00:37:43
they called a restroom I'm out here00:37:45
fighting for my00:37:47
life thank you thank you00:37:52
you're mean no I'm not I swear I'm sorry00:37:55
olives [ __ ] olives so guess what I00:37:58
bought this at a place at a chart at a00:38:01
charcuterie Place yeah yeah and they00:38:03
taught you know what they said what did00:38:04
they say [ __ ] olives they said would you00:38:06
like a large one and I said I would like00:38:09
one for two people say would you like a00:38:10
large one that's enough for like a meal00:38:12
and I said yes that's perfect and they00:38:14
hand me this [ __ ] look at this00:38:16
[ __ ] there's nothing in here there's00:38:18
barely any meal maybe not for two not00:38:20
that is just too many crackers they00:38:23
filled it with [ __ ] crackers00:38:27
there's so many crackers in this thing00:38:31
I don't know why00:38:34
I guess they love it00:38:36
crackers00:38:38
well if they fill the damn thing with a00:38:40
bunch of crackers that's probably why00:38:42
they let nothing else00:38:45
just a bunch of crackers00:38:49
would you like00:38:53
would you like a cracker00:39:00
they're not even good they're not even00:39:02
that because they're bad00:39:09
is it dry00:39:15
thanks man you're a real one for that00:39:17
you're a real one for that00:39:22
just like on the phone00:39:28
whatever whatever is your favorite00:39:30
topping you can put it in there how's00:39:32
this00:39:33
oh can I have that yeah yeah yeah yeah00:39:35
yeah you gotta you gotta get it in your00:39:38
mouth first in a hole right is this how00:39:40
they do it in France yeah in all in one00:39:42
hole in your mouth the whole thing yeah00:39:44
yep and now00:39:46
this as well00:39:48
fill her up King00:39:53
this angle is so much better than the00:39:55
angle they're getting by the way he's00:39:57
just tripping out00:40:00
right now the wine as well don't swallow00:40:02
the wine get the wine in there00:40:04
oh that's that's a bit of a Tangy wine00:40:07
yeah00:40:11
again it's watery but it's at least it's00:40:14
got a taste you've got to put some wine00:40:15
in there with the food you can't chew it00:40:17
up it's gonna be a mush bro don't be00:40:19
gross00:40:21
took the [ __ ] wine00:40:33
the ultimate00:40:35
you know what I'm the people streamer00:40:38
I'll do it here we go ready for this00:40:42
now that's all horrible00:40:45
after two like all one does yeah okay00:40:47
you ready00:41:01
no00:41:05
oh00:41:10
did you have lunch today00:41:18
gorgeous00:41:24
uh the lights aren't off00:41:26
which would probably oh no imagine that00:41:29
was like the computer thingy00:41:31
wait Wilbert can I show you something00:41:34
I didn't sleep at all last night there00:41:36
we go00:41:38
guess what I finished wow what did you00:41:41
finish building00:41:42
look00:41:43
this is what you did all night00:41:46
I spent all night building this does it00:41:49
do anything yeah I can control it with00:41:51
my phone00:41:53
you're going through that can we like00:41:54
towards the end of the night are you00:41:56
allowed to show you a flower you want to00:41:58
do something let's00:42:00
let's clean up no no let's put all the00:42:03
bottles of wine on the edge and I'll00:42:05
control it and I'll just do this00:42:06
that's so cool like it and it's called00:42:08
the cat as well do you want to do this00:42:10
like a cat yeah yeah okay yeah that's00:42:12
good00:42:14
yeah I'd love to Argentina I'll be00:42:16
Argentina00:42:19
versus00:42:23
oh oh so so Derby game all right all00:42:30
right00:42:31
I didn't enjoy that bottle is shaking00:42:34
the mic with the bottle the bottle is00:42:36
shaking the mic00:42:39
oh [ __ ] oh it was like it was like00:42:42
reading okay let's go okay I'm finished00:42:44
the wine yeah one shot we have like00:42:48
seven [ __ ] wines to get through00:42:50
it could be in your real life okay okay00:42:52
fine do your chart can we please did you00:42:55
replay the music after we posted no we00:42:57
didn't can you put on um00:43:00
uh do you mind copyrighted or00:43:04
no copyright I don't give a [ __ ] you00:43:06
know okay put on them uh take five by00:43:09
Dave Brubeck00:43:10
Dave Brubeck Take Five who's he who's00:43:14
Dave I don't actually know00:43:18
what's happening00:43:21
this is one we'd like dim the lights as00:43:24
well oh absolutely yeah hold on hold on00:43:27
I got I got the thing00:43:32
I can't play this the entire time00:43:34
because00:43:35
yeah yeah00:43:39
oh this is sexy00:43:42
this is very sexy hold on hold on I got00:43:45
you one even better dude00:43:47
foreign00:43:49
even better this one's called Chinatown00:43:52
and it's all red hold on hold on00:43:56
actually check this out00:44:02
that's good that's gonna come over here00:44:04
this is good that was good yeah yeah00:44:06
this is like crazy00:44:09
wine all right another one no I'm not00:44:12
gonna put another one in my mouth00:44:15
you can make yours no no cheers hey for00:44:20
let's search for something okay he'll00:44:21
create it00:44:27
ah00:44:30
I know right I00:44:32
feel so Mediterranean00:44:37
that's not very mandatory00:44:42
our kids are sweating00:44:44
why would I want people to see that and00:44:47
clip it you know00:44:52
you know what I had plans today00:44:55
so I wanted to do the same where I I00:44:58
rented a bigger space for this and it00:45:00
brought Mariachis but I couldn't even00:45:02
get the mariachis in short notice next00:45:05
year hey which that's the thing right00:45:07
the the00:45:10
um uh it's been a year since the last00:45:12
morning stream that's crazy by accident00:45:17
yeah and I had everything has been boxed00:45:21
it has so we mentioned it in December00:45:24
16th 2020 we said we should do a stream00:45:27
where we drink wine00:45:28
and it's all about life which we haven't00:45:30
really done yet we've just talked about00:45:31
wine we should start talking about life00:45:33
I would love to let's get a bit more00:45:34
drunk all right yeah so we're like let's00:45:36
do a stream and drink wine and talk00:45:38
about life and we went okay A year later00:45:40
December 16th rolls around and we go and00:45:42
we're going to do the wine stream and we00:45:43
go oh wait this is exactly one year00:45:45
after we discussed it how weird00:45:48
a couple days ago I'm like can we do a00:45:50
wine stream yeah and you're like yeah00:45:53
sure and then today you're like it's00:45:55
been exactly one year so and it wasn't00:45:57
planned it was implant it's the most00:45:59
impactful 16th of any any year that's00:46:02
true way better than November yeah00:46:04
you're right but what happened00:46:07
well not September 16th that's uh the00:46:10
Mexican Independence Day it's actually00:46:11
yeah it's a stick yeah so do you think00:46:14
that's less important00:46:16
so you're saying Mexico shouldn't happen00:46:18
the size no I uh00:46:23
it is funny you're right um I think00:46:27
Mexico definitely00:46:29
oh I think they should have got it00:46:33
a lot of Spaniards would be pissed at00:46:36
you man you're probably losing a lot of00:46:37
Spanish oh [ __ ] I mean um wait Spaniards00:46:40
oh I don't care about it00:46:45
yes sir that was a joke I'm gonna switch00:46:48
back to non-copyright Christmas music or00:46:50
you know what I forgot look what it is00:46:52
yeah00:46:58
this is my this is my dinner00:47:01
did you have lunch today no00:47:04
evolved00:47:06
breakfast I I haven't had anything today00:47:09
so this is hitting why are you eating00:47:11
bro no because I want my wine I want00:47:13
more wine I'm trying to think of a way00:47:15
to go into the next line we don't need00:47:18
to go into the next one you are so right00:47:19
you're so right Wilbur what are you00:47:21
doing for Christmas are you are you00:47:22
gonna be out here00:47:24
um we can party it up all right we can00:47:25
do a big massive party getting laid00:47:28
okay getting paid oh Gatorade00:47:33
you're gonna drink Gatorade it's my00:47:34
Christmas plants00:47:36
why the [ __ ] would you drink Gatorade on00:47:37
Christmas00:47:39
day wait have you heard him my favorite00:47:42
Christmas song because it's just a panic00:47:44
attack and a song00:47:46
can you put on beneath the tree no no00:47:48
don't [ __ ] the police never dead we're00:47:50
not trying to appeal to the Spaniards00:47:51
today okay I need them uh put on beneath00:47:53
the tree beneath the tree00:47:56
yes beneath the tree the song no no00:47:58
beneath the tree the song yeah no just00:48:00
tree singular beneath the tree uh-huh00:48:04
that one this song by Kelly Clarkson00:48:07
yeah yeah this song's very famous lots00:48:08
of people know but it's stuck wait pause00:48:09
it pause it don't let it go yeah right00:48:11
so this song this is so you know most00:48:13
songs they'll start at like a 10 and00:48:15
then they'll ramp pop through the verse00:48:16
like 20 and the chorus is the hundred00:48:18
percent they do and then it drops a bit00:48:20
in the pre-post chorus as music uh00:48:22
Theory dictates it's a roller coaster00:48:24
right of course Kelly Clarkson's beneath00:48:26
the tree starts at a hundred and00:48:29
maintains a hundred for four minutes00:48:32
straight and it's like a panic attack00:48:33
and a song play like put the headphones00:48:35
on I want you to witness it starts and00:48:38
then it's just you are is that a good or00:48:40
bad thing it's me Kelly Clarkson I think00:48:43
I think it's a phenomenal thing but it00:48:45
doesn't half terrify me when I hear this00:48:47
song because it's like oh can we have a00:48:49
break can we slow it down can we maybe00:48:51
we can strip back a chorus nope do you00:48:53
think Lovejoy is ever gonna do that with00:48:55
a song well a Christmas00:48:58
just tell me what you think00:49:18
she's so loud00:49:21
she's going off he doesn't give a [ __ ]00:49:26
thank you foreign00:49:57
at some point tonight I wanna I have a00:50:00
guitar00:50:01
and I want you to say we want I want to00:50:03
sing Feliz Navidad because this is00:50:05
absolutely the the00:50:08
Christmas times are coming man a lot of00:50:11
people need this Christmas cheer00:50:13
why is this the one you didn't want to00:50:15
drink the most and you're giving it all00:50:16
to me because it's the food one this is00:50:17
the fruity really is it is00:50:23
so they say in Napa Valley no it doesn't00:50:26
why do Napa Valley peoples because00:50:28
there's some other stuff cleans your00:50:30
palate okay you need to you need to eat00:50:32
okay get some get some for Germany to00:50:34
make you food can you can you make me a00:50:36
cracker sandwich oh yeah it's like this00:50:39
is like a piece of power for Penguins00:50:46
all right let me get let me get a00:50:48
cracker pizza please00:50:50
what toppings uh cheese olives okay geez00:50:55
I'm using one Nutella I have not washed00:50:57
my hands I'm sorry00:50:58
what did you do you just went to the00:51:01
bathroom from the studio I was in a00:51:04
rough it's too fair I don't have soap in00:51:06
there oh so she's olives yes yeah you00:51:09
want Nutella Nutella I got this I don't00:51:12
know what this is00:51:14
kind of leaking no watch it00:51:18
this is this is my mom made of this00:51:20
table by hand yeah you need to be a00:51:22
little careful okay00:51:24
oh no no you gotta lick it oh no no no00:51:28
sensory overload00:51:30
what did you put on there no tell her I00:51:33
hope that's not Nutella [ __ ] that's00:51:36
like [ __ ] help help00:51:38
help help help help help help help help00:51:41
help help help00:51:42
yes help help you didn't catch it that's00:51:46
the last thing you did was catch it why00:51:48
would you say you catch it I wouldn't00:51:49
catch it was safe now okay what else00:51:51
would you like on your pizza all right I00:51:53
would like00:51:55
Mayo I would like Mariana sauce more00:51:59
crackers or crackers it's a cracker00:52:01
sandwich there you go00:52:03
Bon Appetit thank you my good sir no00:52:06
problem oh [ __ ] I'm gonna do the bus now00:52:16
River00:52:18
I swear I'm gonna read a record00:52:24
for records how much can I pay you to00:52:27
never do that ever again a lot of money00:52:29
I I like that that's a good bit whatever00:52:32
Ram Rich King sucks thank you so much00:52:35
someone pointed out the um cannabis00:52:38
is actually League uh you can smoke00:52:40
cannabis on stream in if you're in a00:52:43
legal place00:52:45
I saw it on Twitter so it was like and00:52:47
they added me and you and they were like00:52:48
I'm not they were like I'm not saying00:52:50
anything00:52:51
is the next week00:52:59
I'm gonna be real with you00:53:02
I'm gonna be real with you yeah00:53:06
I have never had weed in my life you00:53:08
told me and I think the first time I try00:53:11
it00:53:13
it would be on a stream with you yes00:53:15
really yeah00:53:17
we'd have to wait a year though00:53:19
well is that cool with you00:53:21
so next year we'll do it but the next00:53:23
year is the wine stream00:53:25
so let's let's put a new date on the uh00:53:31
um [ __ ]00:53:35
it's gonna be some 18 plus [ __ ] the weed00:53:38
stream you can just imagine all the00:53:39
gifts of me and you just [ __ ] oh no00:53:42
we would be blasted too00:53:45
we could never get a job in life someone00:53:47
said it on April 20th but to be honest00:53:49
on April 20th like that's too soon00:53:52
I I don't in my young adult life I don't00:53:55
think I've ever wanted to try weed00:53:57
and I say it and I'm going to be honest00:53:59
because we're having a down-to-earth00:54:02
conversation only was here thank you and00:54:04
Sarah lost thank you so much thank you00:54:06
I'm gonna be honest I've never tried00:54:08
weed because I think I would like it and00:54:11
that would become an unnecessary expense00:54:14
which I don't want it to be you know00:54:16
what I'm saying dude if you treat00:54:18
yourself like an event00:54:19
like it's something you can only do this00:54:20
once kind of thing00:54:21
yeah but it's like if I did it once I00:54:24
feel like [ __ ] I like this00:54:26
you know what I said when I turned 6000:54:28
when I had my first puff of weed but you00:54:30
know what it's about discipline you go00:54:33
to you gotta train you discuss00:54:37
this is your discipline level00:54:41
you know Wiz Khalifa made a [ __ ] ton of00:54:43
money off of weed00:54:44
think about that for a second cheers Wiz00:54:46
Khalifa00:54:49
you're00:54:50
you're the guy yo look I just think00:54:55
future job prospects if it all goes to00:54:56
[ __ ]00:54:57
me and you let's say we just lose00:55:00
everything right probably quite likely00:55:02
with the current climate of the internet00:55:04
right well that's a little we're all on00:55:08
a sinking [ __ ] we're all just jumping00:55:09
from sinking ships to sinking ships00:55:11
remember we used to use Skype00:55:13
remember do you remember Skype yeah I00:55:16
remember Skype yeah you have a team00:55:17
speak yeah yeah where are they00:55:21
well here's the thing Wilbur00:55:25
I've known you for five or six years you00:55:28
have and you have found a way to make every00:55:31
one of those years in your life00:55:32
productive look00:55:35
Phil yeah00:55:36
[ __ ]00:55:40
but listen listen up listen up the other00:55:43
night I saw your Lovejoy concert oh yes00:55:46
who the [ __ ] just makes a band like that00:55:48
no one you you thought about it you00:55:50
wanted to do it and you did it but I00:55:52
didn't use it you could call it luck but00:55:55
I feel like human beings have an00:55:56
intuition to do what they think is best00:55:58
yeah but I wasn't doing it because I was00:56:00
like oh this would be really good no00:56:02
exactly you're doing it because you like00:56:04
it oh well I've always loved music it00:56:06
was kind of doing it because you like it00:56:07
yeah00:56:12
you're gonna be next to Tom Cruise yeah00:56:14
I'd love to it'll be like old by the00:56:16
time you're gonna you're gonna be a00:56:18
voice actor in Buzz Lightyear three00:56:20
maybe one day no you are going to be I00:56:23
always want to I have his WhatsApp I00:56:24
always wanted to be I have his I have00:56:26
his WhatsApp you are going to be in Buzz00:56:28
Lightyear three00:56:32
you got the guys what's up with me00:56:37
okay00:56:38
we talk a lot what can I say we get00:56:40
along well yeah thank you but I but I I00:56:43
always wanted to be Doctor Who I've00:56:45
always wanted to be with the doctor you00:56:46
know that yeah I always I wanted to be00:56:48
the next one well let me tell you this00:56:49
Wilbur00:56:54
all right next one Shirley surely we've00:56:57
had too much fire a lot right now00:57:08
um00:57:11
yeah00:57:13
yes00:57:14
new lovejoyson coming out this evening00:57:19
One Direction [ __ ] Jonas Brothers [ __ ] I00:57:24
that's why I started my own boy band00:57:27
yeah Brock Hampton [ __ ] every boy band00:57:31
[ __ ] Justin Bieber he's not in a boy00:57:34
band but I decided to do one anyways00:57:37
yeah everyone cannot make music like me00:57:41
that's why00:57:44
foreign00:57:51
I was gonna say yeah you've done way00:57:54
more than me I'm into that what do you00:57:56
mean and you're like you're like 1200:57:58
years old00:58:03
or like00:58:08
like a good like nine years eight years00:58:10
they're like how old are you I'm like00:58:11
22.00:58:14
yeah00:58:17
like the woman used to raid people used00:58:20
to raid innocent websites I used to do00:58:22
that you know you know what's so weird00:58:24
though00:58:25
people people talk about like you know00:58:28
every once in a while on Twitter some00:58:30
two will go viral where like will they00:58:32
show like a newer video of mine and an00:58:34
old video of mine and they're like00:58:37
old quackity way better [ __ ] this new00:58:39
quackity he's sold out00:58:45
carry on and people will say oh uh I and00:58:52
you know they use that Kanye song it's00:58:53
like I miss the old Kanye yeah the the00:58:55
and and they use that song with a00:58:58
compilation of my videos and I think00:59:00
about it I'm like00:59:01
well the thing is I imagine if I were 2200:59:05
years old still doing Raid videos I00:59:07
can't do that [ __ ] yeah like I I changed00:59:10
all my [ __ ] changes yeah everyone00:59:12
changes I'm sure like in in four years I00:59:15
won't be making like the same type of00:59:16
music that I'm making now you know00:59:18
that's just which godspeed to that00:59:19
honestly [ __ ] it we're constantly and00:59:22
it's like the evolution continues is are00:59:24
you making the stuff you're most proud00:59:25
of right now yes00:59:28
the fact of the matter is is that the00:59:31
stuff we're doing now00:59:33
it doesn't matter what people who miss00:59:36
the old stuff that's what I'm saying00:59:38
because because at that point it's like00:59:40
a thing of I'm glad you liked the thing00:59:42
I made I'm I'm so happy I was able to00:59:45
give you that but I've moved on and so00:59:47
should you this is what that means00:59:49
that's what I'm saying00:59:51
why don't you00:59:52
aren't you why aren't you doing Toontown00:59:53
raids anymore no bro you like00:59:57
like I came to you and I'm like will00:59:59
rude can you please read Reddit again01:00:01
what would you think you would probably01:00:03
I'd be like no I'd I again no I get it I01:00:07
get it but I get it because I I've been01:00:09
that in that same place as loads of01:00:11
people who were talking about you on01:00:12
Twitter have been in I've been in that01:00:13
place where I've been a big fan of01:00:15
something or someone and then they've01:00:17
stopped doing the thing that I was a fan01:00:18
of them before and done something else01:00:19
yeah and I felt betrayed because I felt01:00:21
like and I've also felt like what a01:00:22
stupid move on their half because most01:00:24
of the time the things people transition01:00:25
into is less popular that's just how01:00:27
things yeah things happen and I remember01:00:30
um a big one was Jonathan Colton you01:00:31
ever played portal portal yeah yeah you01:00:33
know the this was a trial that's it he01:00:37
wrote that song yeah and uh he wrote he01:00:39
wrote like a bunch of really popular01:00:40
songs he was the first ever musician I01:00:42
was into he inspired all of like your01:00:44
new boyfriend I'm in love with the New01:00:45
York it's all because he doesn't no he01:00:47
does he doesn't do comedy music but he01:00:49
did music that was like had a funny01:00:51
theme but then had serious lyrics01:00:53
I love that so that's where I got all of01:00:55
my inspiration from Jonathan Coulton and01:00:57
um he started making serious music and01:00:59
when I was like 14 I was like this01:01:01
[ __ ] sucks why isn't he making more01:01:03
funny video game songs and I was pissed01:01:06
I was pissed and then as I've got an01:01:07
older I'm looking and he's still doing01:01:09
different stuff now and I'm like what a01:01:11
[ __ ] Legend he was doing what he01:01:13
loved and he still is doing what he01:01:14
loved Jonathan Colton if you're out01:01:15
there you're a legend yeah come on and01:01:19
that's the thing we're we're human01:01:20
beings imagine we were stagnant yeah and01:01:22
one place one style all the time and01:01:24
then they'd be like oh you fell off01:01:26
you can't win you cannot win you cannot01:01:28
win holy [ __ ] that's what I'm saying I01:01:31
I'm gonna tell you right now01:01:33
the point and time where I am I'm very01:01:35
proud of what I do I'm very proud of01:01:37
whatever it is I'm very proud of the01:01:39
moves I make and and that's and that's01:01:42
just a reality you know and and there's01:01:43
people that won't like the stuff that I01:01:45
do nowadays that's fine and that's mine01:01:47
too that's a valid reaction but an un01:01:51
like a reaction that I find so dumb is01:01:53
like [ __ ] this guy why would he change01:01:56
this if everyone's changed you know01:01:58
and I owe my current success to the fact01:02:02
that I'm constantly changing and I don't01:02:04
call it luck I just call it my what I01:02:07
like to do you know and yeah you know01:02:09
hey it's all right cheers to that yes01:02:12
sir so let me tell you something01:02:15
go01:02:20
through the pandemic we saw enormous01:02:23
amounts of growth01:02:25
and that really skewed our perspective01:02:29
in both numbers and the people we we01:02:32
made a content for01:02:35
you going up on stage as Lovejoy and01:02:39
seeing all those people in person what01:02:41
what does that feel like01:02:43
um01:02:45
it's it's not very um I wish I could01:02:48
turn to you and be like it's a humbling01:02:50
yeah deep experience but it's more01:02:53
I don't know it's to the point where if01:02:54
you don't see it as a job it [ __ ]01:02:56
kills you and beats you alive you know01:03:02
I'm not a stage performer yeah in my01:03:05
head I'm I'm a songwriter I'm I'm a01:03:09
Lyricist and I'm a tune guy okay I don't01:03:12
see myself as a stage guy so like01:03:16
unless when I'm backstage I have to01:03:19
spend a lot of time telling myself like01:03:21
this ain't real01:03:23
this isn't this isn't there that's not01:03:25
real that's not happening and then I go01:03:27
out on stage because and so when I see01:03:30
those people on stage I'm [ __ ] over01:03:32
the moon I'm so happy that they're there01:03:34
and I have a great time like seeing them01:03:36
and Performing to them01:03:38
and it's absolutely wonderful but it's01:03:40
like I don't quite my human brains01:03:43
aren't designed to deal with that level01:03:45
of numbers you know we're not designed01:03:48
for that we're designed for01:03:49
understanding two bananas food01:03:52
we're not designed to understand 1501:03:55
million subscribers is this many people01:03:58
and this this much you know yeah and01:04:00
like because there's so many moving01:04:02
parts so when I go out on a stage and I01:04:03
see all those people01:04:05
I'm almost trained and I wish I wasn't01:04:07
but I've almost been trained by the01:04:09
atmosphere to look at it as like you01:04:11
know this isn't real01:04:13
and I'm I'm doing a job01:04:16
deep down though in my heart of hearts01:04:18
there's a little boy in there that's01:04:19
going like yeah getting so excited but01:04:22
and I'm sure and I and I have nothing01:04:23
but love and and respect and and I am01:04:27
humbled by the amount of support I get01:04:29
but at the same time I am also like I01:04:31
have to tell myself like it's not01:04:33
happening so I so I don't go insane01:04:36
maybe I love that that's very candid you01:04:38
know the the preferable answer to many01:04:41
would be like yeah I'm humbled I am01:04:44
humbled but of course but um but you're01:04:46
you're saying the real I'm still scared01:04:47
exactly01:04:49
so what's01:04:52
what what's next what's next you have so01:04:55
much things yeah I mean you have do you01:04:56
have a certain plan do you just go with01:04:58
the time what do you like to do I mean01:05:01
the plan is to is well I can't obviously01:05:03
say everything yeah yeah you can to me01:05:06
it's only just me here01:05:09
okay but it's like it's so it's a01:05:11
Lovejoy based basically01:05:12
some there's not much outside of music01:05:15
that I'm planning at the moment if I'm01:05:16
honest I'm still I'm not giving up with01:05:19
streaming and and there are secret01:05:21
things on YouTube I'm still doing but01:05:23
like yeah which you know about yeah you01:05:25
know but um almost all of my plans are01:05:29
it feels a pie chart it would all be my01:05:31
music because that's because like we01:05:33
were saying it may not be01:05:35
the most monetary successful thing to do01:05:37
it may not be the best like plan in01:05:41
terms of you know there's a lot of01:05:42
people that would be like you're in the01:05:43
perfect spot to like like energize your01:05:46
YouTube channel but like at the end of01:05:48
the day for me it's like that's what I01:05:49
want to do you know I'll tell you right01:05:51
now I've said your mind is spreading01:05:53
yeah let me open my legs is there an01:05:56
issue yes there is seven feet tall let a01:05:58
small guy [ __ ] live his [ __ ] life01:06:01
for once check this out I'm gonna tell01:06:03
you right now I'm gonna tell you right01:06:04
now yeah go tell me right here is more01:06:07
character obviously there's people who01:06:10
do things strategically and do things to01:06:13
you know to optimize numbers and and01:06:16
likeness and that's fine that's totally01:06:17
fair but there's a lot of character to01:06:20
someone who does what they do because01:06:22
they like it01:06:24
just because they like it there's a lot01:06:26
of characters and people perceive that01:06:29
people very much perceive that and I01:06:31
love that [ __ ]01:06:33
what01:06:43
the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]01:06:47
that's you surely though huh01:06:51
are you not doing what you love I love01:06:54
it dude I wouldn't I wouldn't turn on a01:06:56
stream if I didn't want to and I said01:06:58
well I've always enter my trap that's01:07:00
what I've always said yeah01:07:02
and I've and to this day I've never done01:07:04
a stream whoa no I take it back he's01:07:07
never done a stream once or twice I have01:07:09
but I've never not in recent memory have01:07:11
I done a stream where I've been like01:07:14
exactly if I I I've gone back when I was01:07:17
down my office I've gone all the way to01:07:18
my office I've sat down I've got my01:07:20
lights set up looked at the streamlabs01:07:21
and my mods can vouch for this because I01:07:23
have done this before I've sat down and01:07:25
then gone nah and then just got home and01:07:28
just that's it yeah and I always tell my01:07:30
mom's like I'm gonna stream in 1001:07:31
minutes and then they're like okay and01:07:32
then I'm like don't worry actually I'm01:07:34
going home and then yeah that's awesome01:07:37
see I'm telling you there's character in01:07:38
that it's what happened next one [ __ ]01:07:40
next one yes please which one three01:07:43
three seven oh we've opened seven we01:07:45
have lost the the no I remember okay he01:07:49
remembers three guys before01:07:51
Argentina please get up three four six01:07:54
can we please get a poll running three01:07:56
four five six seven I know I know which01:07:58
ones which okay01:08:00
let's ask chat chat surely you must have01:08:05
many questions about us as people which01:08:07
you may not get an answer to usually01:08:10
ever01:08:11
and we will still maintain that01:08:13
tradition that's true that's true but01:08:15
we're a little more open uh in terms of01:08:19
going deep with how we say it looks like01:08:21
I've got really short hair right now01:08:25
wait let me do that too01:08:29
they almost got me that's it I'm gonna01:08:31
tell you right now I've been wanting to01:08:33
cut my hair for [ __ ] hey can we go01:08:34
get a haircut together I've I've said01:08:36
that I would only cut my hair when the01:08:38
EP comes01:08:41
can't tell me early next year oh [ __ ] I01:08:45
want to get it what's your favorite song01:08:46
from the EP though you said I was very01:08:48
proud of myself well uh you've got an01:08:51
album they're both EPS right I thought01:08:53
one was two yeah01:08:55
but one of the the one EP I I confused01:08:59
perfume and concrete a lot but concrete01:09:02
okay well no I mean an upcoming you said01:09:04
there was an upcoming oh upcoming yes uh01:09:06
there's this song which I was [ __ ]01:09:07
rocking out to the consequences the01:09:11
consequences of my action because no one01:09:13
ever says that is01:09:15
I like that everyone's so real it's so01:09:17
[ __ ] real everyone's like everyone's01:09:19
like oh I like gold now but you were01:09:21
like you know what I did during your01:09:22
concert I think I told you I I pulled01:09:24
out my Shazam and I'm like I want to01:09:27
find this song because I've never heard01:09:29
it before I don't know why I've never01:09:30
heard it before and I pulled out my01:09:31
Shazam and didn't detect anything I'm01:09:33
like and you then you told me there's a01:09:35
new song that's the best Bruce section01:09:37
you've done yeah01:09:41
I feel like what the [ __ ] my British01:09:44
accents are not good okay okay uh01:09:47
Argentina you don't even know how to01:09:48
roll your R so01:09:50
so I mean why does this thing not01:09:52
streaming where where does it say oh01:09:55
because I'm not this is on my second01:09:56
account I'm kidding that's a [ __ ]01:09:59
joke you believe that I think we gotta01:10:01
pull out the big cups for this this is01:10:03
this I want to get Rowdy I want to get01:10:05
Rowdy I don't give a [ __ ] this is 15 bro01:10:07
exactly that's even that's even more01:10:11
you were ridiculous everyone said three01:10:12
by the way everyone said this is three01:10:14
I'm getting three out holy [ __ ] you know01:10:16
I was going to produce I was so excited01:10:19
for this I still am I'm still excited01:10:22
for this this is so cool you uh we drove01:10:25
to um thingy yesterday01:10:28
we were supposed to be driving to Big01:10:29
Sur yesterday and I'm ready I'm really01:10:31
glad you didn't come why we set off we01:10:35
set off and about halfway in after like01:10:37
two hours I looked on Google Maps and I01:10:39
would completely misinterpreted how far01:10:41
away it was it was far I was kind of01:10:43
weirded out when you said we're going to01:10:45
Big Sewell and I'm like I'm like that's01:10:47
six hours away in my head I was like01:10:49
after two hour drive it said four and a01:10:51
half hours left and I was like wait I'm01:10:52
sorry what because in my head it was two01:10:54
hours away what what do you not like01:10:56
read Google Maps at all01:10:58
yeah but like I just misinterpreted how01:11:01
far away the stretch of road was01:11:03
so I'm glad you didn't come you were01:11:05
invited01:11:06
thank you guys this is uh thank you01:11:09
uh I had some stuff to catch up with01:11:12
holy thank you either I would have gone01:11:14
all right only fun only fans what only01:11:18
found01:11:21
oh elephant and Portuguese all right01:11:24
let's go cheers what is elephant in01:11:27
Spanish elephant01:11:29
what the [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up hey you01:11:33
want Doritos01:11:34
this is strong01:11:37
take a sip a lot01:11:39
that's not a sip that was01:11:43
I feel like you're gonna get way drunk01:11:44
hold on01:11:46
there you go maybe Safi thank you so01:11:48
much certified Subs oh yes sir you made01:11:52
me like wine I hated wine one day we're01:11:54
just talking about what you hate it one01:11:56
day one day uh01:11:59
because my mom a lot I was in my mom a01:12:03
lot right that was strong carry on and I01:12:05
was in my mom a lot and I told her mom01:12:08
uh one day she wasn't around so I was01:12:10
like at home alone I'm like Mom01:12:12
uh uh I wanna I wanna have a drink but I01:12:16
don't know what to happen I just I just01:12:19
told her that and she's like you have01:12:20
wine in your ears my man my mom no don't01:12:24
drink I was like the entire layout of01:12:26
everything for some reason so I told her01:12:28
mom I want to have a drink she's like01:12:30
you you have wine in your cabinet and01:12:31
I'm like why do I have wine in my couch01:12:32
she's like I don't know you had it so I01:12:34
got wine I poured it in that was before01:12:36
I went to your stream and I tried it I'm01:12:39
like it's just [ __ ] disgusting this01:12:41
is the worst [ __ ] I've ever had and then01:12:44
I toughened up when I went to your01:12:46
stream I was like [ __ ] I gotta I have to01:12:48
have wine there's no other [ __ ] form01:12:51
and I had a [ __ ] ton of wine and then we01:12:53
went to the Brighton Beach01:12:55
and you told me France was in front of01:12:57
me and I believed he's like you know01:12:59
what this [ __ ] [ __ ] did he said he01:13:01
said be cute01:13:03
um if you look if you look and right in01:13:06
front of you you will see France and I01:13:09
was like I was like really and I was01:13:10
sitting there like a [ __ ] idiot just01:13:12
like01:13:14
I have no idea it was just close01:13:17
I had no idea was this close and he says01:13:21
and and he had me thinking that for like01:13:23
half an hour and that's all friends01:13:26
this is just some lights01:13:28
and I was so mad it was really funny01:13:30
though I was so mad it was really funny01:13:32
though that was so great that's that is01:13:34
I'm not even gonna lie that's one of the01:13:36
core memories you know how why did you01:13:39
have a cool memory of me lying to you I01:13:41
have a core memory of us sitting in the01:13:43
shitty Brighton Beach and I say shitty01:13:45
because it's rocks not sand01:13:47
uh but that was that was awesome I felt01:13:49
so I don't know why I felt so01:13:52
accomplished after that that the rest of01:13:54
that so after going to that beach I01:13:58
actually started going to the beach01:13:59
every day after that for you why I don't01:14:01
know I I just like the beach and I01:14:03
hadn't been there in a while and then I01:14:04
took you there and was like hey this is01:14:05
kind of [ __ ] this is a good place01:14:09
my favorite thing about going to the01:14:11
beach is when you walk there your brain kind01:14:14
of feels like you've you've done you01:14:16
know what I mean like when you when you01:14:17
like go for a walk you eventually have01:14:20
to tell yourself at some point like01:14:21
right okay now I've got to turn around01:14:22
and go home you walk to the beach though01:14:25
you can't go any further than the beeps01:14:27
the beach is the end that's that's it so01:14:28
it's like your brain there's something01:14:30
Clicks in my brain that goes dumb walk01:14:32
over and then I go home and I feel more01:14:34
accomplished I feel like I've done01:14:36
something you know it's like the end of01:14:38
your day yeah it's like I've made it to01:14:40
the end of the of the land that's it and01:14:42
there is something like primitive in my01:14:43
brain that goes you can't go any further01:14:45
you can have a rest now that's fair I01:14:48
don't like frighten that much I'm gonna01:14:49
be honest that's fair enough I used to01:14:50
say it was because of the peeling walls01:14:52
but really it's because of the casino01:14:53
owners are dicks01:14:57
Everett01:14:58
why oh my God we I went to Brian yeah01:15:04
one late night and it's actually on the01:15:06
Vlog it's when I met Jack manifold for01:15:08
the first time yeah there's a lot of01:15:10
people there01:15:11
and yeah it was Jack manifold had like01:15:14
[ __ ] tequila01:15:16
amount of01:15:19
disgustingly big amounts of tequila01:15:21
that's kind of possibly my fault I01:15:23
gotten drunk for the first oh really01:15:24
yeah I've gotten drunk for the first01:15:26
time but he vomited everywhere I didn't01:15:28
bomb it oh he did I said I got him drunk01:15:30
for the first time yeah anyways there01:15:33
was a [ __ ] ton of tequila and I had a01:15:35
lot and I was feeling good when I when I01:15:38
have like tequila and stuff like that I01:15:40
feel I feel fine I feel good right01:15:42
so we went to a casino afterwards yeah01:15:46
yeah and the guy from the casino looks01:15:49
at me he's like you're not coming in01:15:52
and that's why you hate Brighton yeah it01:15:54
left me a sour taste of mouth he's like01:15:56
you're not coming in I'm like and and I01:15:58
wasn't was that was I visibly I wasn't01:16:01
there on that evening01:16:02
I wasn't there when you when you went to01:16:04
the casino oh anyways he looked at me01:16:06
he's like he's like you're not coming in01:16:07
I'm like why he's like you're too drunk01:16:11
and the thing is when I get drunk I'm01:16:13
not sure I'm not I'm not rowdy I'm not01:16:15
Rowdy no but but I think he did it01:16:17
because I had no sweater on and it was01:16:19
really cool one of the annoying things01:16:21
about the world and I'm like what this01:16:23
is what Ash always talks about one of01:16:25
the annoying things about the world is01:16:26
that a lot of rules are put out for like01:16:29
the average [ __ ] idiot right yeah but01:16:34
then obviously there are some rules that01:16:36
don't that shouldn't apply to you for01:16:38
instance but because they would apply to01:16:41
someone who's either looking to do01:16:42
something bad or is [ __ ] stupid it01:16:45
has to apply to you which is dumb I'm01:16:48
I'm a very it's like why can't when the01:16:50
plane shows up why can't we just get on01:16:52
why do we have to make a dumb line and01:16:55
be called why can't we ever why can't01:16:57
they just go01:16:59
planes here why can't they what like I01:17:02
can get on a [ __ ] train right once I01:17:06
ever sit there while [ __ ] group 17.01:17:09
they're going to see that's what I'm01:17:10
[ __ ] says why can't they just go01:17:14
hello plain get on well here's the thing01:17:17
there's so many problematic people yes01:17:19
exactly01:17:21
right before me and there's people the01:17:24
[ __ ] up lady and there's people who are01:17:25
right at like the front of the plane who01:17:27
would like go on immediately and just01:17:29
stand there like I've got to get on my01:17:31
and it would slow down everything like01:17:34
why can't people just go okay the01:17:36
plane's here I know I'm right at the01:17:38
back of the plane so I'm gonna go on01:17:40
first before I can get out the way01:17:41
quickly yeah no people don't do that01:17:43
people like I want to get on a plane01:17:44
flash but I've got to get my bags and my01:17:46
laptop out of my bag oh my phone's in my01:17:50
jacket hold on I can't shut the overhead01:17:52
this screen isn't [ __ ] yours and it's01:17:55
true like I'll see so many old ladies01:17:58
it's like I never I was gonna say01:18:00
something which it's a bit it's a bit01:18:02
I'm not like this okay well I'm about to01:18:03
hear it you know old lady she's like01:18:05
you're happy with my back no bit no no01:18:31
married couples with kids01:18:34
don't ever [ __ ] fly Drive I don't01:18:36
give a [ __ ] if it's across the Atlantic01:18:37
Ocean you have to drive there because01:18:39
I'm not gonna sit with my lucky ass with01:18:43
two empty seats with my two empty seats01:18:45
next to me and have you walk up to me01:18:47
and be like am I can my kids sit here no01:18:49
they're annoying your kids are annoying01:18:51
you're gonna have kids at all come back01:18:54
it's okay that's what I'm saying01:18:57
it's 6 p.m there's no it's absolutely01:18:59
there's no there's no curfew it feels01:19:01
like there's no curfew no cops are going01:19:03
to be called I promise you that01:19:05
it's been like 2 A.M right this is this01:19:08
is awesome this is awesome do you have01:19:12
do you have kids01:19:15
yes I threw them to you I [ __ ] dream01:19:18
to you01:19:19
want kitchen towels here you go dude I01:19:22
got marmalade on my phone01:19:26
you want to play right here on stream01:19:27
yeah later but that isn't bro all right01:19:30
we can literally I could just like put01:19:31
the camera put it there and we can have01:19:33
them around01:19:37
I gotta tell you a secret01:19:46
yo so this would be a good way to like01:19:48
that's a secret you told a secret yeah01:19:51
we'll play it awesome not now I don't01:19:53
want to do it now oh that's fine that's01:19:55
fine do you want do you want any food You're01:19:58
Gonna offer me Doritos number so yes01:19:59
please do you want Doritos whoa yes01:20:03
please01:20:04
um01:20:06
oh [ __ ] I finished it last night oh so01:20:09
last night you know what I did last01:20:12
night I can't I can't build Lego Silver01:20:14
I can't it's too boring oh so you got01:20:16
drunk on your own and built like well no01:20:18
no that's not what I did that sounds01:20:20
like oh you got drunk with people01:20:22
oh01:20:28
okay try this01:20:41
holy [ __ ]01:20:43
is it good you got Dorito on your01:20:46
sweater01:20:47
all right next one I want to try the01:20:48
expensive one I'm not even gonna lie I01:20:50
want to try the expensive one on the big01:20:51
glass man all right pull guys just any01:20:55
[ __ ] number you want I don't think we01:20:56
give a [ __ ] at this point any number you01:20:58
want just like mention it talk about it01:21:01
seven way four through seven hey what do01:21:03
you think about the time zones here did01:21:04
you get jet lag no you probably did no01:21:07
no we flew into New York first New York01:21:09
yeah we did a week in New York01:21:13
everyone's saying seven Seven's that's01:21:15
the expensive one01:21:17
that I like that I like it I like it01:21:19
everyone's saying seven and I'm gonna01:21:21
open it I don't give a [ __ ]01:21:23
so crazy he's off the walls mental there01:21:26
you go my house away I want to talk01:21:27
about a topic01:21:29
um I don't know if it's like public01:21:32
um01:21:35
oh you can talk about that okay so01:21:37
Wilbur for some [ __ ] reason a British01:21:40
man wants to live in Los Angeles here in01:21:42
Los Angeles why do you want to do that I01:21:44
like California it's true California is01:21:47
very nice so why Los Angeles why Los01:21:50
Angeles because that's web stuff is01:21:54
yeah and that and that is the end I mean01:21:58
that's kind of a yeah I like California01:21:59
and La is like where things are01:22:02
well there's nothing else going on it's01:22:05
fun it's very fun01:22:08
but there's a lot of traffic01:22:11
okay01:22:12
there's a lot of traffic I don't mind01:22:14
that I'll I'll join in I'll be a part of01:22:17
the traffic01:22:21
you can you just bring out another01:22:26
uh let's talk about01:22:31
the origin of the wine string because01:22:34
it's actually I've never I don't think01:22:35
I've ever told you about it I actually01:22:37
don't know I thought you were just01:22:38
saying it because no it was December01:22:40
2020.01:22:42
um William's pandemic I was like it01:22:44
would be cool to have a wine stream and01:22:46
just like everything else I talked to01:22:48
friends about it never happens but why01:22:50
did that happen well I can tell you why01:22:52
so that's why you've got it all down01:22:54
your shirt do I oh no that's piss oh01:22:57
okay that's fine that will come out01:23:00
I mean we don't even finish the [ __ ]01:23:02
what are you asking yourself01:23:06
so the wine stream uh this is probably01:23:09
the deepest topic I'm ever going to go01:23:11
into on stream ever and I'm doing it now01:23:13
because I'm slightly drunk01:23:16
of course01:23:19
so the wine stream was actually01:23:20
suggested to you while I was drunk01:23:22
already01:23:23
I was already smashed out of my mind01:23:25
when I recommended it to you and um that01:23:28
is because and this is a probably a good01:23:30
disclaimer for01:23:31
streams where we drink drink a lot of01:23:33
alcohol because you shouldn't drink a01:23:34
lot of alcohol chat as much as this may01:23:36
imply we actually haven't had that much01:23:39
we've had like three glasses really in01:23:41
total I haven't had lunch today so it's01:23:43
hitting me faster than usual you need to01:23:45
eat but um the the reason I called you01:23:48
that day was like let's drink wine was01:23:49
because December 2020 I was not handling01:23:53
that my sudden growth well at all01:23:56
I couldn't do it I didn't like it01:24:00
and I turned to alcohol to help me get01:24:03
to sleep really yeah because I didn't I01:24:05
I remember it was just before Joe the01:24:07
lead guitarist on my band moved like01:24:09
stayed on my couch and so he saw the01:24:12
brunt of it but like that's that like01:24:14
like 2020 like the end of 2020 when I01:24:18
started to make my big growth I was I01:24:20
wasn't I hated really I hated the the01:24:23
amount of people suddenly with their01:24:25
eyes on me01:24:26
I felt very like on uh what's the word01:24:30
undeserving of like all the people and I01:24:33
felt like I felt like you know and also01:24:35
it was around the time there was a big01:24:37
Trend in like 2020 2021 where like if01:24:40
you said even something slightly wrong01:24:42
it was like right clipped it's on01:24:44
Twitter everyone's like and it will get01:24:46
like 20 000 likes of like look how evil01:24:48
this person is you know like there could01:24:50
be someone slips up and says something01:24:52
wrong or just some people would01:24:54
genuinely do bad things and get [ __ ]01:24:56
up but other people were just slipping01:24:58
up on stream and then suddenly they were01:25:00
having to make these big apology threads01:25:01
and and if I'm honest that was scary01:25:04
because I was a lot of pressure I could01:25:06
like every time I hit go live I was like01:25:08
[ __ ] what if like you know01:25:10
what if I accidentally because as a01:25:12
British person I didn't even know what01:25:14
like Ave was for instance uh01:25:16
African-American vernacular English I01:25:18
didn't know what that was until you know01:25:20
like a bit into 2021 when I started like01:25:22
actually researching that kind of stuff01:25:24
and things that are happening in America01:25:25
and I remember very intently and like01:25:27
after the man book thing I I asked Phil01:25:30
a question about Native American like a01:25:33
Native American stuff and um I I must01:25:36
have said it in a bit of a douchebaggy01:25:38
way to be fair but it came across like I01:25:40
was I was echoing some like right wing01:25:42
anti-native American like whistle like01:25:44
dog whistle [ __ ] that I didn't even know01:25:46
about and I remember thinking to myself01:25:48
like I'm scared I'm really scared that01:25:51
and it was and it was a scary time and01:25:53
that time I called you being like we01:25:54
should do a wine stream I was I was01:25:56
smashed bro I was really drunk because I01:25:58
was going to bed it was like 2 A.M in01:26:00
England yeah and I was having a I was01:26:02
having a sorry to suddenly make this01:26:03
happening01:26:05
now it only lasted it only lasted like01:26:08
two months before it was pretty much Joe01:26:10
who's told me like no you could no no I01:26:13
feel like I feel like a lot of early01:26:15
love joy is written about it too I feel01:26:17
like at that time I think uh you know01:26:20
it's it is difficult to deal with that01:26:22
so many eyeballs on you right I went01:26:25
from going live to 2 000 people to going01:26:27
live to like like 100 000 in like what01:26:30
felt like a blink [ __ ] crazy I was01:26:32
talking about Anthony Padilla's podcast01:26:34
like like I I remember when I went live01:26:35
for the first time in the intro screen01:26:37
was up and I had 85 000 viewers on the01:26:39
intro screen and I was like01:26:42
no that's not that's not how many people01:26:45
I took a photo on my phone because I01:26:46
didn't believe it I wanted to I wanted01:26:48
to make sure that tomorrow I could look01:26:50
at the photo to make sure I wasn't01:26:51
dreaming because I was like I must be01:26:53
asleep right now and tomorrow none of01:26:55
that will have been real it was [ __ ]01:26:56
mental and chat let me say 99 of that01:27:00
whole occasion was some of the most fun01:27:02
I've had on my time on the internet like01:27:04
genuinely like I'm not joking like like01:27:06
99 of that entire like time on dream SMP01:27:09
and stuff was the most fun I've ever had01:27:11
on the internet that's awesome it was it01:27:14
was sick but that one percent meant and01:27:18
it wasn't a specific thing that I'd done01:27:19
and there wasn't a specific thing that01:27:21
anyone was saying to me it was the idea01:27:23
that there could be and obviously01:27:25
everyone wants to be loved everyone01:27:26
wants to be liked and so my stupid01:27:29
[ __ ] remedy for trying to ignore that01:27:32
was drinking and drinking like alcohol01:27:35
and it yeah I wouldn't say I was an01:27:37
alcoholic it only lasted like a month or01:27:38
two but like that was that picture I01:27:41
think I think01:27:43
um during the pandemic a lot of people01:27:45
turn to certain things to kind of01:27:47
distract themselves yeah because it was01:27:48
a very lonely time and I remember that01:27:50
so well it was an extremely lonely time01:27:52
yeah yeah I have01:27:55
a lot to think01:27:58
to to Tommy actually yeah because Tommy01:28:02
got me in the server and I started01:28:04
meeting a bunch of new people it was a01:28:05
great time but before that it's pandemic01:28:08
Edition I think01:28:12
it was already like people I'd talk01:28:15
about that period of like the election01:28:16
yeah that was the Golden Era but in01:28:19
reality it was getting really dry and01:28:23
then you like like mainly me and Tommy's01:28:25
humor had reached its limit the joke01:28:28
really no not listen like I meant it the01:28:30
wrong way the joke of I'm a grumpy guy01:28:34
who's just trying to do things correctly01:28:36
and Tommy being the cookie kid well I01:28:39
think audiences were getting bored of it01:28:40
I still just enjoy and then you came in01:28:43
and you were like the perfect like you01:28:45
were the perfect counterpants because01:28:46
you were suddenly that it was almost01:28:48
from a narrative like from a story01:28:49
perspective yeah it was this over01:28:53
excited kid who's just won independence01:28:55
with his nation and he's so invested and01:28:58
he's ready to take take on the next01:28:59
challenge and then suddenly there's an01:29:02
equally ambitious equally like like01:29:05
energetic young person who comes in and01:29:08
wants to do the same thing and suddenly01:29:10
Tommy's character is faced with this01:29:12
question of well [ __ ] do I do maybe do I01:29:17
need to change or do we need to [ __ ]01:29:19
[ __ ] that guy up who's trying to be me01:29:21
it was you you brought in a really01:29:23
perfect like juxtapos or sniffing I it01:29:26
and it was so great I feel like01:29:29
um01:29:30
it changed a lot of my scenario yeah01:29:33
because in in a way I was very much like01:29:37
trying to figure yeah I was trying to01:29:40
very much figure out and I think there's01:29:42
and Tommy kind of gave me that entry01:29:45
he's like hey just [ __ ] let's do [ __ ]01:29:48
yeah and I love that you know what I01:29:50
watched Sonic I think yeah I my streams01:29:55
uh pre-everything my streams were very01:29:59
much let me go live for an hour do a01:30:01
bunch of crazy [ __ ] be very energetic01:30:03
and end yeah no one was doing that on on01:30:05
Twitch even to this day yeah everyone01:30:08
just kind of goes live for six eight01:30:09
hours which there's a lot of creators01:30:11
nowadays which I'm gonna mention one of01:30:13
them like Hyson at who's very energetic01:30:15
all throughout01:30:18
it's fake it doesn't matter oh okay01:30:20
thank God01:30:21
but like there's people who are very01:30:23
energetic all throughout I get drained01:30:25
very easily01:30:26
and I had never back in that day I had01:30:30
never seen a Creator who would be very01:30:32
energetic01:30:33
push out content and end Tommy was one01:30:35
of those people actually I was one of01:30:37
those people and when Tommy what he used01:30:40
to do was he would reply to everyone on01:30:42
Twitter01:30:43
right and you would see it because he01:30:45
had a lot of followers he'd sit on your01:30:46
tab so that's how I found out about01:30:48
Tommy and I watched his stream so like01:30:49
he's very energetic just like me for a01:30:51
small amount of time and then stream he01:30:54
just offers content that's it he's the01:30:56
he's the reason there are currently 4201:30:59
000 people watching exactly full told me01:31:02
he's joined them not as in like he made01:31:04
you I'm saying he made twitch I think I01:31:07
think he did I think twitch Tommy did a01:31:09
lot which has more to thank Tommy than01:31:11
anyone in the world and I feel like01:31:13
twitch don't you know what and switch01:31:15
needs to [ __ ] notice that because01:31:16
he's leaving he's he's moving towards01:31:19
you he did a YouTube stream recently and01:31:21
I'm sat there thinking twitch I've got01:31:22
to pull their finger out their ass01:31:23
because this man made their platform I'm01:31:25
gonna tell you something right now I01:31:27
think I think Tommy did a lot for the01:31:29
twitch I think he definitely did Tommy01:31:32
helped to push a brand new community01:31:35
there was there was a lot of there was01:31:37
like our community as a whole was very01:31:41
there it was there because I had that01:31:44
community that Tommy introduced I had01:31:46
that Community before uh the server01:31:48
right and what happened was Tommy really01:31:51
like01:31:52
[ __ ] blew it up yeah yeah to the01:31:54
point where so many more people got01:31:55
introduced to Twitch that was that's the01:31:58
big thing though I feel like your01:32:00
community would have grown without homie01:32:02
without twitch because of the pandemic01:32:04
and what you were doing you would you01:32:05
would have still grown and then like and01:32:07
so would most of the people between01:32:08
Mississippi would have still grown if01:32:09
they had that ambition and the energy01:32:11
that they did exactly that they01:32:12
displayed during the pandemic the01:32:14
difference is though is that Tommy's01:32:16
whole thing was to upload every [ __ ]01:32:19
like three days on YouTube and the very01:32:21
first thing people would say the very01:32:24
first thing people would see is go watch01:32:26
this live on twitch.tv slash Tommy in it01:32:28
now this was to help him have two01:32:31
Avenues I understand that so you know01:32:33
you've got to diversify your like your01:32:35
portfolio or whatever but like for01:32:37
twitch this was a bunch of YouTube kids01:32:40
who've just been told they don't have to01:32:41
go into school anymore and they've got01:32:43
to sit at home all day who were just01:32:44
like oh well I know what YouTube is I'll01:32:46
go on YouTube who are now saying oh01:32:47
what's this twitch thing what's this01:32:49
thing yeah like like I always think of01:32:51
Drake and ninjas stream Right Drake and01:32:53
new stream has 60 000 if I remember01:32:55
correctly 60 000 viewers when it01:32:58
happened in like 2018 2019 I think I01:33:00
could be completely wrong it wasn't01:33:01
basically it was uh what I'm trying 30001:33:05
000 yeah oh okay so 200 300 either way01:33:07
it was unheard of that was like01:33:10
ridiculous right yeah Tommy in it01:33:12
averaged that01:33:14
on touch you know I averaged 120k Tommy01:33:19
peaked at 600 000 you know it's like one01:33:21
of those things where twitch can't just01:33:24
turn their eye and be like oh it was01:33:25
just you know it was luck no it was01:33:27
[ __ ] Tommy Tommy bro yeah yeah there01:33:31
was a lie I've said this two twitch01:33:33
staff I've had conversation with twitch01:33:35
staff about this exact thing and there01:33:37
and their General reaction is01:33:42
but yeah no you're totally right and I01:33:45
think um I think there is still there's there01:33:49
are still those people out there who01:33:51
really want to enjoy twitch and don't01:33:52
know about it and and there's it's just01:33:54
a big I haven't tried it I haven't tried01:33:56
it what do you think of the very01:33:57
expenses oh you want to go for this is01:34:00
the very expensive one I think01:34:03
I think a bottom line I think01:34:05
um01:34:06
there's so much still to do01:34:08
there's a lot to do yeah I personally01:34:11
want to be involved in uh the trajectory01:34:15
streaming as a whole there's a lot of01:34:18
stuff I'm gonna do and I plan to do and01:34:22
it's gonna be great I'm really excited I01:34:24
think you can smash it there was the01:34:27
thing is I feel like twitch I feel like01:34:30
a lot of creators myself included have01:34:32
sort of taped the box like twitch done01:34:35
you know it's fair and it feels like I01:34:37
feel like I've done it as well so I've01:34:38
gone just like to a certain extent but I01:34:40
feel like you haven't and I feel like01:34:41
you're completely correct because01:34:44
there's so much that hasn't been done01:34:45
yet with twitch that and and it's so01:34:48
unique like like oh what you're gonna go01:34:50
to Facebook live01:34:51
no of course but like twitch is the live01:34:54
streaming platform and there's so much01:34:56
that hasn't been done live streaming01:34:57
I'll tell you and I think to this day01:34:59
there's a very transitionary period01:35:02
right there's a lot that needs to happen01:35:04
whichever platform maybe it may be01:35:06
there's a lot that needs to happen01:35:09
and I am not one to boast but01:35:13
there's a lot of [ __ ] I want to do01:35:16
there's still a lot of [ __ ] I want to do01:35:18
yeah there's a lot of things that's01:35:19
going to happen01:35:21
and I01:35:23
and it's gonna happen I know it is but01:35:26
the point is I think there's a lot to01:35:29
think to kind of like the pillars of01:35:31
what made this community be what it is01:35:34
yeah right and I think Tommy did a lot01:35:37
for that community that we currently01:35:38
have01:35:40
um that being said it's not01:35:44
what I was gonna say yeah that being01:35:45
said it's not all him you know there's a01:35:47
lot of people involved there's a lot of01:35:48
people involved but I think what lies01:35:50
for the future is so much [ __ ] there's01:35:53
so much to be done still yeah yeah I see01:35:55
it I detect it01:35:57
the peak has not been reached no and I01:36:01
think like I said earlier there's a lot01:36:03
of different communities01:36:05
interested in the streaming scene right01:36:09
like I'm telling you there's different01:36:10
communities like Kai sanat you don't01:36:12
know him but he's01:36:13
big Creator yeah super I I admire him so01:36:18
much he's really good at what he does01:36:19
introduces a different type of community01:36:21
yeah yeah you know I introduce a01:36:23
different type of community you01:36:24
introduce a different type of community01:36:26
there's still so much to do and and I01:36:30
think one of my objectives as to next01:36:33
year is to start working on that [ __ ]01:36:36
there's a lot to do there's a lot to do01:36:38
and you know what I I told you uh01:36:41
backstage of Lovejoy I told you I have a01:36:43
lot of respect for what you do because01:36:46
whether you're like oh I'm not I'm not01:36:48
into twitch anymore01:36:49
well you do streams you do streams but01:36:52
you're you have your priorities in01:36:54
different places yeah you as a whole you01:36:57
being past to a streamer but now delving01:37:01
into a such different Community yeah you01:37:04
have no idea but you're introducing a01:37:06
brand new community to the space as well01:37:08
it's a space in general yeah so there's01:37:11
so much we still need to do there's so01:37:13
much that needs to be done and we're01:37:15
doing it in a different manner let's01:37:18
let's keep going please let's keep going01:37:21
and that in that still stands you are01:37:23
doing such crazy [ __ ] I respect you'll01:37:27
offer it and I know for a fact that's01:37:29
why you're 23. it's gonna be a [ __ ]01:37:31
crazy ass here I I yeah I far more like01:37:35
I was I was actually thinking about in01:37:36
the car I looked at my New Year's01:37:37
resolution for 2022. and you'll rewrote01:37:40
them yeah I wrote them I I always write01:37:43
them on my notes app on the 1st of01:37:44
January of the year and my first have01:37:46
changed from 22 notes for this year were01:37:49
make make a song that at least some01:37:53
people like01:37:54
that was my that was my thing01:37:57
and I I don't and that was how low my01:38:00
trajectory was for 2022 and for 2023 I'm01:38:04
like all of the ideas I'm having for the01:38:06
resolution is like they're very01:38:08
far-reaching like I think I'm coming01:38:10
into 2023 with so much more ambition01:38:13
are you01:38:14
I don't think there's been a point in my01:38:18
career in which I'm more excited for it01:38:20
than the year 2023. that's the same 2201:38:23
was such a sleeper bro I feel like this01:38:25
was just a sleeper year for me I to me01:38:27
you did some big [ __ ] to be fair but I01:38:30
thought this was the sleepier for me01:38:31
that's for you01:38:33
here's the thing being so much in the01:38:36
space it takes a lot to really figure01:38:37
out and know what you want to do yeah01:38:39
for me 2022 was at a very01:38:43
very necessary here right because you're01:38:46
not doing like all this crazy [ __ ] but01:38:48
you need to transition into the mindset01:38:52
where you're like [ __ ] something needs01:38:54
to happen yeah right to me 2022 was at01:38:59
transitionary year and I I gotta say it01:39:02
right now I have so much to thank for01:39:05
and and I'm not sucking dick all right01:39:07
like I'm not I'm not like I'm not like01:39:10
trying to kiss up right01:39:12
the reality is my English and my Spanish01:39:15
Community dude01:39:16
it's crazy that my Spanish Community has01:39:19
been so [ __ ] like helpful and01:39:23
supportive and so nice and my English01:39:28
Community has been so patient and so01:39:33
so attentive with the stuff I do I love01:39:35
them both so much I love those both01:39:38
communities so much and it also just01:39:41
seems so chill as well very much so I01:39:44
never get a bad Vibe I love it I love it01:39:47
and and the reality is is that this has01:39:50
been a very01:39:52
a very important year to me this year01:39:55
has been very important to me I think01:39:57
2023 is going to reflect the fruits of01:40:01
everything that I want to do and that's01:40:03
very well that's very cool let's see01:40:05
we'll look back on this we'll see yes01:40:08
hey one year from now anyway I feel like01:40:11
we've been talking about work for ages01:40:13
because just say I I wanna I want chat01:40:16
to decide the conversation because we01:40:17
yes because me and pick you we just do01:40:19
this off stream this is this is01:40:28
this is nice yeah this is I would say if01:40:33
you don't like this you're not online I01:40:34
love it this is a really nice one I'm01:40:36
going to tell you right now we had a01:40:37
conversation like this after the Lovejoy01:40:40
concert we did and to an extent I think01:40:42
it's really cool lore lore lore what01:40:45
about Laura let's talk about law01:40:51
you're ending01:40:53
my ending you're ending go on dude how01:40:56
do you feel about it how do you feel so01:40:57
[ __ ] proud yeah there's so many01:40:59
people that are like I don't like I01:41:01
don't like planned Laura I don't like01:41:03
cinematic stuff kind of ruined [ __ ] I01:41:05
don't give a [ __ ] honestly I don't give01:41:07
a [ __ ] about it I had a vision for Lord01:41:10
that was different to what a lot of01:41:12
people wanted to do which is fine their01:41:15
version is fine too yeah yeah like what01:41:17
I wanted to do with everyone very very01:41:20
different to what a lot of people were01:41:21
doing I said I want to make this my01:41:24
[ __ ] lore I want to do the ending for01:41:27
this and I'm so proud of it I'm so01:41:29
[ __ ] we got our endings out oh me and01:41:32
you01:41:34
yes sir we got them out in in August was01:41:39
it August or September I don't remember01:41:42
September it was September I am so happy01:41:46
with my Lord yeah it was sick I have no01:41:48
regrets I have nothing else it didn't01:41:50
feel like and then I do have one regret01:41:52
oh yeah01:41:53
I regret not01:41:56
doing the lore with you bro that was01:42:01
that was so so you mean for mild ending01:42:03
yeah yeah well that that was something I01:42:06
never even like thought about like I01:42:08
wasn't like oh big you didn't want to do01:42:09
it I didn't think about that because the01:42:11
the fact of the matter was01:42:13
Tommy turned to me and was like Hey I'm01:42:14
going to New York for a month01:42:17
and in my head I was like we need to get01:42:20
the law finished by September for season01:42:23
two so I was like okay if Tommy's going01:42:26
to New York in a month and it's August01:42:28
right now01:42:30
I need to do the law today or never at01:42:33
all you were very rushed so I I I I I I01:42:36
are gonna be honest with you I wasn't01:42:37
rushed01:42:39
I was rushed in my filming but the story01:42:41
and the idea I've been playing for over01:42:43
a year you should say why you did that01:42:45
ending I will I will but first I want to01:42:48
say I want to say that Tommy then saying01:42:50
he's going away for a month godspeed01:42:52
told Tommy I was like okay fine bet I01:42:56
need to get big cue because you were a01:42:58
big part of mine yeah I need to get a01:42:59
bit cute and when you said you just01:43:00
weren't available for that day01:43:22
look at this01:43:24
what am I looking at you really need to01:43:27
say01:43:29
it gives us a lot of weight to it01:43:33
I love this01:43:35
I'm dude I'm such a big Dreamer01:43:40
what did you think of my Van Arc that I01:43:43
wrote on which that I wrote as a Hannah01:43:46
a fan fiction which one the one you did01:43:49
I loved it I [ __ ] loved it did you01:43:51
read it all of it yeah I [ __ ] did but01:43:54
the problem is that Tick Tock sounds so01:43:56
trending which made me look like a total01:43:58
loser01:44:13
something like that01:44:15
and and when I read that I'm like [ __ ]01:44:18
that is that is like harsh on my01:44:21
character and then for the next line and01:44:22
I was like I was like okay my character01:44:24
responds where he calls like world or a01:44:26
loser or something something like that I01:44:28
was like okay that's fine because my01:44:29
character retaliates he doesn't sit01:44:31
there and take it hold on hold on hold01:44:33
on my character doesn't take to sit down01:44:34
and takes it but someone on on on01:44:36
Twitter clip that part cut it out it01:44:40
makes my character look like such a01:44:43
loser like uh that's the one cool bit my01:44:45
character has your card just smashes me01:44:48
out of the park and end that scene dude01:44:50
I loved the uh the dedication you have01:44:54
to writing your story I love some people01:44:57
I love that I couldn't just yeah but the01:45:00
the fact of the matter is what yes I01:45:05
what was that where was I going oh yeah01:45:06
the bit yo I couldn't find that's great01:45:08
it's probably on another Google account01:45:10
yeah my Google looks but I don't know01:45:11
where it is but essentially01:45:13
the the conclusion of mine and your Arc01:45:15
was gonna be so a lot of people who01:45:18
judge my final they only watched the01:45:20
actual final part which is fine because01:45:22
it should be able to be watched on its01:45:24
own but you there's like I I was doing01:45:26
for a whole six months beforehand an01:45:28
entire lead up to the finale so I my01:45:31
character was going on apologizing to01:45:32
everyone right yeah and through this01:45:34
time occasionally characters would01:45:36
forgive me occasionally so for instance01:45:37
Technology's character forgave me uh01:45:39
Phil's character gave me and stuff but01:45:41
then some cards didn't forgive me such01:45:43
as Fundy fundy's character in fact01:45:44
straight to my character's face said I01:45:47
don't forgive you and then killed01:45:49
himself to get away from my character in01:45:51
in the story right so this is it a lot01:45:55
of people didn't say I think I think01:45:56
those streams had like eighteen thousand01:45:57
twenty thousand viewers so not everyone01:45:59
saw these things but it all led up to01:46:01
the finale and in the finale01:46:03
I wasn't gonna apologize to you the01:46:06
twist was that mine my character needed01:46:10
your character to keep him going your01:46:13
character was the fuel in his in his01:46:16
fire to keep him going the only reason01:46:19
so see Wilbur as a character when he was01:46:22
resurrected he had big plans for for01:46:25
Domination and winning right and a lot01:46:28
of these plans would devote because were01:46:30
devoted after learning about what01:46:32
success your character was having at01:46:34
last Nevadas right yeah naturally when01:46:35
he heard about Los Nevadas he was pissed01:46:37
because that was literally his whole01:46:39
thing was Lemberg and the fact that01:46:41
quackity his rival his political rival01:46:44
came in so obviously a lot of Wilbur's01:46:46
Ark went from I'm gonna just be a dick01:46:49
to because that was her originally when01:46:52
he was resurrected I think Wilbur01:46:53
himself was like time to exact my01:46:55
revenge he then found an Avenue for that01:46:57
energy which was a healthier one which01:46:59
was competition conversation which I01:47:01
which is a big theme of mine in your01:47:03
characters which is why I regret so much01:47:06
not being available for that ending01:47:08
because I was like that would have been01:47:09
perfect the finale would have been me01:47:12
and you meeting01:47:13
me saying I have something to tell you01:47:15
which is how I would begin most of my01:47:17
sorry conversations when I apologize and01:47:20
the thing I have to tell you is I never01:47:23
liked you anyway01:47:25
it was gonna be Los Nevada01:47:28
go [ __ ] yourself and then your reaction01:47:31
would have probably been [ __ ] you bro01:47:33
what how long did Le Mambo last two01:47:35
months [ __ ] off get out of here yeah and01:47:39
then and then my character would have01:47:40
gone01:47:41
it's been nice knowing you and then and01:47:43
then we would have had a moment that01:47:45
would have been the ending that would01:47:46
have been that was what I wrote for our01:47:48
ending was that was that was hatred and01:47:51
then you're all right fist bump you know01:47:54
that was gonna be the ending01:47:56
that is crazy but Mike you said why Utah01:48:01
yeah yeah I I asked you this after a01:48:04
love to a concert and I told her I told01:48:06
you I asked you I'm like why did you why01:48:09
that ending I I thought it was good I01:48:10
liked it I really liked it because you01:48:12
did the whole real life thing I really01:48:14
enjoyed it yeah but I saw a lot of01:48:16
people being like why are you talking01:48:17
about YouTube because and I think the01:48:20
backstory to this is very is very cool01:48:23
well I just wonder why do people focus01:48:25
on Utah so much yeah you know they all01:48:28
right because a lot of people don't care01:48:30
I don't wanna I don't want to say the01:48:32
the thing that I told you okay I won't01:48:34
say that because I don't feel like it's01:48:35
my place to evoke that that information01:48:38
but okay that's fine the fact of the01:48:40
matter is is that this the idea was my01:48:43
idea in late 2021 I said 2021 yes when01:48:48
that was when ghosts was hanging about01:48:50
right so just to make it clear it wasn't01:48:53
like it wasn't a random thought it01:48:56
wasn't like oh I'll come up with it01:49:03
the way01:49:08
something I always remember that has01:49:10
stuck with me forever and I and I mean01:49:12
it's so so coming yeah yeah yeah01:49:14
something that always stuck with me01:49:16
right01:49:17
when we were coming in making the finale01:49:18
for The Dream SMP my thought was this is01:49:21
gonna be hard yeah because there is01:49:24
gonna always be people that aren't01:49:25
satisfied right always there's never01:49:27
you're never gonna have you're never01:49:28
gonna appease everyone especially with01:49:30
something that's taken years because my01:49:32
slime Army weirdos who cares that's what01:49:35
I mean I'm like what the [ __ ] I can't01:49:36
say it's still [ __ ] happening01:49:37
criticism should be should be taken on01:49:40
board but of course random random01:49:42
dislike is fine as well yeah but um but01:49:45
the point is that I was coming into the01:49:48
dream recipe finale thinking because I01:49:49
when during Ghostbusters Arc I was01:49:52
thinking how am I gonna end01:49:54
I was like how do I end this story01:49:56
because because for me the dream recipe01:49:57
was always a story I never saw it as01:49:59
more than that I never saw it as like I01:50:02
didn't even see it as a Minecraft server01:50:03
I saw it as this is a story I'm telling01:50:06
and and the story became other people's01:50:08
stories and I was happy that that was01:50:09
what happened but in my head I was01:50:11
thinking Wilbur's story needs an ending01:50:14
right and so in 2021 I was like right01:50:16
how am I gonna end it and I I place that01:50:19
we thought it would be not Redemption01:50:23
but01:50:25
but you know basically I I couldn't save01:50:28
everyone Wilbur's character wants to01:50:30
save everyone but he could save himself01:50:33
maybe he couldn't serve everyone so but01:50:34
he could save himself and that's so that01:50:37
was where the foundation of my finale01:50:39
came from was I don't know I can't save01:50:42
everyone but I can save myself and01:50:44
sometimes you have to save yourself01:50:45
sometimes you can't you can't do01:50:48
everything for everyone all the time and01:50:49
again I I related um the uh um Sleeping01:50:53
at Last Song eight which is about the01:50:55
Enneagram test I related that to Wilbur01:50:57
uh which is all about the idea that you01:51:00
know you put on this armor and then one01:51:02
day it just fit him you know and things01:51:04
and like he's always had to keep this01:51:06
wall up to stop people knowing how he01:51:07
truly feels and he just wants to he just01:51:10
wants to make lamambo a safe place for01:51:12
people but at the same time he wants01:51:14
power and he wants success and it's this01:51:16
constant cognitive dissonance in his01:51:18
mind between should I01:51:21
do this for me or am I doing this for01:51:23
other people and this cognitive01:51:25
dissonance echoed in his mind and you01:51:27
know Etc everyone knows the story but01:51:29
the Enneagram test that Sleeping at Last01:51:31
also have a song called Pooh01:51:33
and uh sorry nine I'm wrong they have a01:51:36
song called Nine and in nine the one01:51:38
after eight which is what I based01:51:40
Wilbur's character on a lot of it the01:51:42
song nine is about01:51:45
you spend so long trying to help other01:51:47
people and trying to save yourself it's01:51:48
trying to save other people and trying01:51:50
to make sure that your legacy goes down01:51:52
you don't think about yourself it's01:51:54
crazy I remember you about a year or two01:51:57
ago showing me all these songs yeah I01:52:00
remember that yeah that's a really01:52:01
[ __ ] cool and oh they had a big01:52:03
impact on me I guess you could say oh01:52:05
that's awesome they hit me hard and um01:52:07
and I and I also saw the opportunity01:52:10
that we were really cool character oh if01:52:12
you want if you're writing characters if01:52:14
you if you're really into character01:52:15
studies like me listen to The Sleeping01:52:17
at Last Enneagram Atlas it's really good01:52:19
it has every yeah it's a really01:52:22
interesting way of looking at a deep not01:52:24
spoken ideals or anything either way I01:52:27
love that I love that it was cool and01:52:29
Wilson Wilbur's character needed to save01:52:31
himself through and through and and01:52:33
he definitely didn't uh01:52:36
he definitely didn't01:52:38
um add like reach a point with all the01:52:42
characters where he had done enough to01:52:44
deserve forgiveness he's definitely not01:52:47
a good guy when he was going down he01:52:49
[ __ ] blew up everything yeah and and01:52:51
he is almost every conflict on the01:52:54
server can be rooted back to his actions01:52:56
right yeah so like at that point you01:52:58
have to think right is there something01:53:00
that can be done that doesn't take years01:53:03
that could mean that he's a good01:53:05
character now no yeah and I love writing01:53:08
sad endings I love writing sad endings01:53:11
but I told myself I wouldn't who will01:53:13
this character really it's a happy01:53:14
ending it's the only as far I've seen01:53:16
all of the dreamers of pre finale's I01:53:17
think it's the only happy ending01:53:19
I think my character got the only happy01:53:22
ending out of all of them and he did it01:53:24
was a bittersweet01:53:26
I mean01:53:28
Tommy came away from it01:53:31
yeah exactly but01:53:33
there's the phrase ripping the Band-Aid01:53:35
off you know yeah it's like Tommy's01:53:37
character was so deeply in rooted in01:53:40
Wilbur's in Wilbur's ideas and Wilbur's01:53:43
like messages he needed to be told I'm01:53:47
gone now Wilbur's existence was a Bane01:53:50
on Tommy in my opinion yeah but I know a01:53:52
lot of people who analyze law would01:53:54
disagree with me but I guess that's the01:53:56
point of analysis01:53:59
why Utah because that's where he's from01:54:03
I'm very strong01:54:05
oh man he said my character had one of01:54:08
the only Happy Endings I'm gonna be real01:54:10
with you my character found solace with01:54:13
slime sickle01:54:14
and was that something at the ending I'm01:54:16
gonna tell you right now my Carrick01:54:18
slime sequel killed quackity because he01:54:23
realized after so much knowledge that he01:54:25
was a bad person01:54:27
you know what I was gonna do after that01:54:28
ending and I've never said this before01:54:32
but if I were to do another War stream01:54:35
which I don't think I will like in terms01:54:37
of you know the era that we're living in01:54:40
right now which is of the of the server01:54:42
if I were to continue it01:54:46
um my plan was for slime sickle to work01:54:50
with quackity now that quackadu realizes01:54:53
that he wasn't a good person after all01:54:55
and see that would have been a happy01:54:57
ending that would have been a happy01:54:58
ending but you didn't I didn't do it01:55:00
that's something I've never said yes the01:55:03
reality is that yeah they were they were01:55:06
gonna work together slime Stick Over01:55:08
realized [ __ ] this guy actually does01:55:10
regret his actions which my character01:55:12
did and after that it's they worked01:55:15
together too01:55:17
I feel like quackity has the worst rap01:55:21
of all of the dreamers really your your01:55:25
character showed up it was like oh hey01:55:28
there's a [ __ ] rigged election01:55:30
happening I know I could just get in on01:55:33
that01:55:34
yeah and then you got in on that that01:55:35
was your idea by the way yeah I know you01:55:37
I I never and I love this I love this01:55:40
because I love to be I I love to give01:55:42
Insight I never uh you know put myself01:55:46
in for the election Arc it was Wilbert01:55:50
Wilbur told me hey01:55:51
we want to have like an opposition party01:55:56
join in and I'm like yeah yeah because01:55:58
I'd love to and you were the conflict01:56:00
and you were the good guy yeah as much01:56:02
as many as much as many people would be01:56:04
like no it was Poke 2020 was a good01:56:06
conversation Wilbur and Tommy should01:56:08
have won no Wilbur and Tommy you know oh01:56:11
my God that was this crazy Arrow because01:56:13
George's not waking up for the election01:56:15
day was totally unplanned he literally01:56:17
just didn't wake up and I remember you01:56:20
got you we had a group chat with the01:56:23
lore on it and you guys said guys we01:56:27
have a sponsor from who was it who was01:56:30
the sponsor the person01:56:32
supporting you guys Quick Stop vicstar01:56:34
yeah Tommy sent a clip of Vikkstar01:56:37
supporting what was your Pokemon 2020.01:56:41
it was a swag was supporting POG 202001:56:43
and I saw that and George sent me a01:56:45
message he's like he's like they deleted01:56:48
it but look what I got and he sent me01:56:50
the video where big star was supporting01:56:52
POG 2020 I'm like we I gotta look for01:56:55
someone I gotta look for someone I asked01:56:57
KSI I think I asked Bill to Levine which01:57:00
at that time was like a training topic01:57:02
and I was like hey I'm in a Minecraft01:57:05
server where are we having an election01:57:09
and I need a support excuse me01:57:15
which at that point I was like I need01:57:18
help I need a supporter and none of them01:57:21
responded I think I think not only01:57:23
responding uh responded and I was like01:57:25
okay [ __ ] no supporters Tommy has Pixar01:57:28
whatever and then in the day of the01:57:31
election George didn't show up he was01:57:33
actually sleeping like literally in real01:57:35
life slept through yeah so I was there01:57:37
alone classic George01:57:40
and I knew I wasn't gonna win01:57:42
I I don't remember was this slap part01:57:45
scripted oh slot will script this slide01:57:48
was script right I was good it was the01:57:50
last time I was going through a trend of01:57:52
not telling people yeah the script01:57:54
because it was last second that was my01:57:56
whole thing was that I wasn't telling01:57:58
anyone yes it's gonna support you I told01:58:00
Tommy we won before we went on I said oh01:58:03
yeah by the way Tommy so in this stream01:58:05
we're gonna win at that point I was like01:58:07
kind of so he believed we were gonna go01:58:08
on and Pog was gonna win no [ __ ] so at01:58:11
that point I was like a new streamer so01:58:13
I didn't have as many supporters as you01:58:14
guys so I was like [ __ ] I'm gonna lose I01:58:18
know I'm gonna lose and then slack could01:58:21
add those extra well you did technically01:58:23
lose I did lose but the fact was was01:58:26
that you made a coalition government I'm01:58:28
combining your two votes01:58:31
your idea still was so lucky that you01:58:35
had literally one percent over the01:58:36
majority and I was like01:58:43
no it was 51 no no oh no it wasn't oh01:58:47
okay well either way the Coalition still01:58:50
beat us right yeah the Coalition still01:58:53
beat us that was a really cool Arc it01:58:56
was sick what I was saying is is that01:58:58
your character was never the bad guy01:59:00
even when manburg happened and it became01:59:03
a it became a you know a buff boys only01:59:06
Zone where yeah where slap was basically01:59:09
even in that whole thing you were just01:59:12
doing your job and your job wasn't01:59:14
inherently evil no one was dying do your01:59:17
job you were just being harassed by the01:59:19
president pretty much I'm going to tell01:59:21
you right now my character had01:59:23
everyone's best interests in hand like I01:59:26
my character was generally interested01:59:30
in the booktopia arc when we we wanted01:59:35
to get information uh we tried to get a01:59:38
signature from schlatt to hand over the01:59:40
country back to us your character helped01:59:43
us spearhead that initiative but then01:59:47
slight saw through it and and just done01:59:49
with it but um but at the end of the day01:59:51
your character has done bad things I01:59:53
think especially the book absolutely the01:59:55
butcher Army is the big one that was01:59:57
when I stopped writing the butcher Army01:59:59
was an arc that I came up with one02:00:01
morning when I was having breakfast and02:00:04
I was like I'm gonna be honest with you02:00:06
to be honest I'm gonna be real with you02:00:09
in that server you're gonna be real02:00:12
you're gonna be honest yeah02:00:14
there is a lot of02:00:17
discrepancy in terms of who gets to02:00:19
participate in Lauren who doesn't but02:00:21
that's not planned that's just because02:00:24
it happens you know that is not a thing02:00:28
where we're like this person will not02:00:30
participate in lore and this person will02:00:32
that's not at all and that's a really02:00:34
big misconception that people have where02:00:37
they're like oh you're excluding a02:00:39
certain person from the Lord that's not02:00:40
how it happened it's just kind of like02:00:42
natural it's just kind of like the02:00:43
characters02:00:45
well the virtual Army to me was the02:00:47
thing where I was like I I me quackity02:00:50
me being you quality yeah I was like02:00:53
[ __ ]02:00:54
I kind of want to be more involved you02:00:57
know the relation thing I want to be02:00:59
more involved but the thing is uh at02:01:02
that point when I wanted to be more02:01:04
involved I was trying to be02:01:07
very unique with how I planned lore02:01:11
and once I was having breakfast02:01:13
and I was and I remember exactly I was02:01:16
having this food called chilaquiles it's02:01:19
a Mexican food I said at this Mexican02:01:21
restaurant02:01:23
I want to do a thing where we hunt02:01:26
technoblade me tubbo and I remember I'm02:01:29
so sorry to whoever I forgot it was02:01:31
someone else but it was me telling02:01:32
someone else it's funny funny yeah yeah02:01:35
and we're like I want to02:01:38
hunt technoblade because he hates02:01:39
government and my character loves02:01:41
government yeah your character I02:01:44
wouldn't say your character loves02:01:45
government your character loves order02:01:48
order I think your character loves order02:01:51
and structure02:01:53
but not in a negative way no you're not02:01:55
a Tory if you were saying a Rambo I02:01:58
think Rambo was in there as well02:01:59
anyways I was like02:02:02
you know why my lore is so planned out02:02:05
and so like filmed and all that the02:02:08
reality is I think02:02:10
in a point where I re here's the thing02:02:13
my entire career has been based on doing02:02:16
things differently to make it work02:02:20
lore I I think a lot of people give a02:02:23
lot of other creators [ __ ] where they're02:02:25
like why aren't you including certain02:02:27
creators in the lore sometimes it's very02:02:30
difficult because the story has a very02:02:32
clear Direction where it can't just02:02:35
include people out of nowhere that's the02:02:37
reality yeah right and I think it does02:02:41
play that extra votes quite a bit02:02:43
well the reality is it at the end of the02:02:46
day there's very specific kind of02:02:49
timelines and kind of lore paths where I02:02:53
can't where you can't just include02:02:55
people because it kind of throws off a02:02:58
certain direction of Flora02:03:00
and I understood that I think I02:03:02
understood that as a person I'm like02:03:04
okay how can I make it so that I can be02:03:07
involved with lore despite the fact me02:03:09
being involved with the elections you're02:03:11
very involved I thought02:03:19
in my head you were a main character02:03:21
because think about it every every major02:03:24
thing that happened during the02:03:25
poctophobia arc you know the festival02:03:26
yeah you were there you were in fact and02:03:29
in fact you your character was very02:03:31
important I was because you were the02:03:33
impulsive you were the impulsive02:03:37
shoulder being like yeah do it let him02:03:40
do it let him destroy it looking back on02:03:42
it I have a lot of thank to you02:03:44
including me the election Art thank you02:03:46
so much it wasn't it wasn't to try to02:03:48
peace but yeah it was it was just kind02:03:51
of it was because you were the perfect02:03:52
thing yeah yeah02:03:54
but back in the day me being I guess I02:03:57
don't know whatever I don't know I02:04:00
didn't feel like I was part of it right02:04:02
which isn't your fault at all okay I02:04:04
didn't even no one did yeah exactly even02:04:05
me as the writer I didn't feel like I02:04:07
was a big part I felt like Tommy was the02:04:09
only character in my head really oh yeah02:04:11
because I spent my entire time telling02:04:14
Tommy Tommy you're the main character in02:04:16
my right you know because he was always02:04:18
the main character Tommy told me because02:04:19
he says I am very appreciative of Wilbur02:04:23
because he just writes the stories02:04:26
yeah he sat down with me I can imagine02:04:29
why that's so out why I'd be so so02:04:32
thankful for someone like that he's like02:04:34
your character is this he needs to do02:04:36
this and that's fair that's really cool02:04:38
I sat down with him and I was just like02:04:39
you're the main character02:04:48
because I was benefiting from his skill02:04:51
he was an incredibly skillful streamer02:04:53
he's very good actor I was benefiting02:04:56
from every positive he brought to the02:04:58
table if you were a selfish you'd be02:05:00
like I am the main character yeah but02:05:02
I'm not good enough to do that so I02:05:04
would have just finished that story and02:05:05
then it wouldn't have got as many much02:05:06
love you know people [ __ ] on the dream02:05:08
is something a lot for being like being02:05:11
like trite or being like you know cheap02:05:13
or whatever but at least in my writing02:05:16
and in the time I was I was spearheading02:05:18
it and in my arcs yeah I I tried to02:05:20
you're all right I tried to give it that02:05:23
yeah and I think that's I think that02:05:25
that's something I think I think up to02:05:27
recently02:05:29
obviously there's so many here's the02:05:31
thing and this is something a lot of02:05:33
people don't realize this has been our02:05:36
work and our job and our vision for the02:05:39
last few years02:05:41
why would we want to give it a cheap02:05:43
ending exactly it doesn't make sense for02:05:46
me when I'm in my lore I was like [ __ ] I02:05:48
want to do this and that and this and02:05:50
that if people don't like it I you know02:05:53
yeah it sucks but I have a clear vision02:05:57
of what I want for my character and this02:05:59
is it yeah I want to add something I02:06:01
never quite finished saying earlier was02:06:04
that02:06:06
when I was younger I read a quote from02:06:10
the creator of WWE02:06:14
and he says02:06:16
if there are only two paths to go down02:06:19
if it is sorry if if you are 100 sure02:06:22
what you're making is going to be bad02:06:25
at least don't make it boring02:06:28
he said and that's that's how my02:06:32
character that's how my writing always02:06:33
went and huh you didn't drink02:06:41
literally if you can make anything make02:06:44
it like make it cringe make it [ __ ]02:06:47
dog [ __ ] draw the [ __ ] if you're an02:06:50
artist if you're if you draw [ __ ] draw02:06:52
the worst [ __ ] most cringe Five02:06:53
Nights at Freddy's [ __ ] all day right02:06:56
yeah just don't draw boring things02:06:59
please draw cringe stuff draw stuff that02:07:02
people would unequivocally say is bad02:07:05
you know it doesn't matter just don't do02:07:08
anything boring please no I'm better02:07:11
this is I love that give me a moment to02:07:13
beg I'm begging you if you are an artist02:07:16
or a creative or anyone ever who is even02:07:19
slightly inspired by anything we've done02:07:22
don't make anything boring that's all02:07:25
ours if you've got if you're given the02:07:26
path always choose bad do not choose02:07:29
boring you know something that's I02:07:31
remember that's all I want I remember I02:07:33
remember a quote from you from02:07:35
2010. oh dear okay what was that02:07:39
I remember how it came to be but someone02:07:41
said that what they were doing was02:07:43
cringe and you said something that has02:07:47
stuck to me to this day oh God okay you02:07:49
said you said if you think about it02:07:52
everything we do is02:07:59
what the crazy [ __ ] that's not02:08:03
[ __ ] prince it's02:08:05
it's w i02:08:06
spills Rin anyways you said you said Ash02:08:11
creators what we do is cringe it really02:08:15
is it is hey someone someone starts yeah02:08:18
someone starts dancing on Tick Tock02:08:20
cringe someone does a comedy skit on02:08:23
Tick Tock cringe yeah someone does02:08:25
anything ever that's [ __ ] cringe okay02:08:27
and you said and you said everything we02:08:30
do is cringe anyways02:08:39
it definitely fulfills its purpose but02:08:42
it's dumb but it doesn't mean that the02:08:44
people are quoted with bad02:08:46
exactly exactly that's it when I was a02:08:50
kid I am I used to do um lip syncing02:08:53
songs in front of the mirror02:08:56
and I always think I wish a fine had02:08:58
existed when I was a kid02:09:01
because I would have loved to find I02:09:03
watched the movie 2012 2000 like oh yeah02:09:07
like five times six times02:09:10
that literally literally was a big02:09:14
inspiration for awesome movie 2012.02:09:17
really02:09:18
2012 2012.02:09:21
which I'm gonna defend it if you've02:09:24
watched a movie 2012 the chat it's a02:09:27
good ass [ __ ] movie02:09:29
for its time02:09:34
it's such a bad film I remember when I02:09:37
was a kid I did like the part when the02:09:39
planes when the car's driving down the02:09:41
wrong way and they think the guy's02:09:42
fallen and then and then and then02:09:44
they're like where's my husband and then02:09:46
he climbs up yeah when John Cusack02:09:49
climbs onto the [ __ ] plane yeah02:09:53
yeah you know this look at this so I'll02:09:57
show chat in a second02:09:58
this is from this is 12 years ago this02:10:01
is 12 years ago02:10:14
what is it with I would have YouTubers02:10:16
that we've just been doing this [ __ ] for02:10:18
years I would have loved Tick Tock if I02:10:21
was around Harmony02:10:29
um02:10:33
you don't have a fan of that song huh02:10:36
there was a YouTube video with like the02:10:38
blue text and the white I mean the blue02:10:40
background the white text yeah we just02:10:42
moved yeah02:10:43
that has that in this video I jumped02:10:46
through it inappropriate songs that you02:10:48
don't know about Jerk it Out was one of02:10:50
them jokow's not inappropriate it's02:10:51
about a dog02:10:52
it's about a dog I bite up anything02:10:55
no I buy up anything that I can chew I'm02:10:59
chasing cars up and down the Avenue it's02:11:02
about a dog all right let me just to the02:11:06
chat hi chat chat how's it going are you02:11:09
enjoying the stream yes this is a long02:11:11
one02:11:13
foreign02:11:16
hi02:11:19
hello02:11:24
I want to add on I know earlier I was02:11:25
talking about how I was drinking a lot02:11:27
to get through I want to say that was a02:11:29
super short time of my life like thanks02:11:31
thanks to just having healthy support02:11:34
systems around me I I was maybe drinking02:11:37
as like a a two-month thing02:11:40
and I never like got to a point where I02:11:43
was making stupid decisions I was just02:11:44
drinking to fall asleep I know I've been02:11:46
thinking ever since I told you that02:11:47
story because that's such a sort of02:11:48
private thing for me I've been thinking02:11:50
about it I promise you it was just uh it02:11:52
was just a blip of my life02:11:55
how are we doing chat chat what do you02:11:57
want when when quackity comes back what02:11:59
do you want us to talk about02:12:02
someone just said I'm a homosexual thank02:12:04
you hearts for Wilbur I'm glad I'm glad02:12:06
you could tell me02:12:09
John what'd you have to say what do you02:12:11
want to talk about chat when when big Q02:12:13
comes back02:12:18
think about streaming Origins I I'm02:12:20
maybe not streaming Origins but I've02:12:22
been thinking about going on Origins I'd02:12:23
love to I'd love to go and hang out with02:12:25
everyone I'm glad everyone's found a02:12:26
little place to hang out again02:12:29
VidCon 2023 hasn't happened yet02:12:35
um02:12:38
TNT Duo what about TNT zero we told you02:12:40
about the integer it's your Tamagotchi02:12:43
alive yes uh he is his name's pumbo and02:12:45
he's recently had a daughter uh my time02:12:48
we got cheese had pumbo uh he's02:12:50
currently out of batteries in my pocket02:12:51
that you remember earlier in the Stream02:12:52
I don't know how many of you have been02:12:54
here for the full two hours but um I02:12:56
asked for it I asked for a screwdriver02:12:58
Because by the time I got used out of02:13:00
batteries and um see that02:13:03
I need I need a screwdriver let me ask02:13:05
you02:13:10
uh like like I go red I become like my02:13:14
face like I realize how my face features02:13:16
are so much in order yeah my face my02:13:19
face Puffs out and I go a bit red yeah02:13:21
that's what I mean do you have a02:13:22
screwdriver so I can put this battery of02:13:24
this Tamagotchi into the battery of this02:13:26
demography02:13:31
give it to me no I want it I want it I02:13:34
can't have it I hate you so much that's02:13:37
why it didn't show up to the finale of02:13:40
your Rover Lord because I didn't give02:13:42
you my because because in in a few02:13:45
months I won't give you this time I got02:13:47
you oh you can hold this one did it I'm02:13:49
gonna hold this one02:13:50
yes there you go02:13:53
do you want a hot chick you wanna have a02:13:55
baby02:13:56
it's ready because it's an egg look see02:13:58
it's an egg look on the screen four02:14:01
bottles to open yeah I know and I'm I'm02:14:04
pretty sober still I'm a little bit no02:14:06
shots02:14:09
I could walk a straight line if you made02:14:11
it this is one of the my favorite02:14:13
streams ever do you have a screwdriver02:14:15
this is one of my yes I do come on02:14:18
please yeah anyone that fits this screw02:14:20
this tiny it's a little screw a little02:14:21
tiny screw yeah Tiny Boy02:14:24
is this your favorite stream ever one of02:14:26
them oh he's doing a dance you can't see02:14:28
right now Chad02:14:30
I have I have three favorite streams02:14:32
ever that I okay02:14:34
lots of others ending part one a good02:14:37
one02:14:40
sick02:14:41
bro you gotta have me over to get drunk02:14:43
more often then02:14:48
I love conversating with people yeah02:14:51
you've been doing it very well if you02:14:52
haven't said anything you haven't said02:14:54
anything cringy yet I I've known you for02:14:56
way longer than I've known anyone else02:14:58
ever rip that's not true that I am02:15:01
really in the space that I am yeah [ __ ]02:15:04
so Universal house I met you from Super02:15:07
house yep and it's been like what five02:15:10
six years uh02:15:13
I started house when I was 20 years old02:15:16
so um02:15:18
six years yeah people are saying love02:15:20
joy in a Latin American country what do02:15:22
you think about that I'd love to go I've02:15:24
never been to Latin America I will take02:15:26
you to Mexico02:15:28
was supposed to be in Mexico02:15:30
I don't know there was a VidCon supposed02:15:33
to be a match today in 2021 yeah and you02:15:34
told me that uh you would take me02:15:37
and you'd help me02:15:38
when02:15:40
uh when it was announced but then they02:15:41
never did it because they're covered02:15:42
they canceled it yeah they canceled it02:15:44
because the covered hey there's nuts02:15:45
here02:15:48
there's nuts here you want nuts I'm a02:15:51
pistachio fan here you go have a battery02:15:53
I'm a pistachio fan yeah I love02:15:55
pistachios02:15:59
yeah I I was supposed to go to the02:16:01
VidCon in Mexico do you remember02:16:03
also I want to shout out to Clem Everett02:16:05
uh can I can I tell you a fun fact yeah02:16:08
of course so just oh bro I don't give a02:16:11
[ __ ] this Tamagotchi here uh was given02:16:14
to me a gig02:16:15
really yeah it's a V3 Tamagotchi02:16:18
connection V3 given to me a gig by Clem02:16:21
Everett Clem ever thank you so much02:16:23
because I I think I'm collecting them02:16:26
yes how many I have how many 12. guys02:16:30
free is playing please please please02:16:32
bring him Tamagotchis at the concert no02:16:36
no no no not just any time I got cheers02:16:38
Tamagotchi V connection v3s guys please02:16:41
bring him tamagotchi's V connection02:16:44
3v35353 very good02:16:47
cheers02:16:50
uh they brought me the Tamagotchi and02:16:54
that's what I'm just setting up now I'm02:16:56
just I'm stealing the battery from it uh02:16:58
climb Everett02:16:59
sorry about that02:17:02
uh yeah I'm talking about bringing02:17:05
things to my gigs yes02:17:08
it's becoming a problem02:17:10
oh he has a complaint guys so anyway let02:17:14
me just show everyone pombo this is02:17:16
pombo everyone ever on me pumbo02:17:22
he's got a daughter do you like him02:17:26
I'm not even gonna lie will show me the02:17:28
first time a guy she ever seen in my02:17:30
life02:17:31
good02:17:32
man can I have that battery back I gave02:17:34
you yeah02:17:36
are they salted or just regular02:17:38
assaulted02:17:39
not as much but I'll I [ __ ] hate you02:17:42
so much well I'll still have some bro02:17:44
chill out02:17:45
um02:17:46
yeah uh people have been giving me too02:17:49
many too much [ __ ] at gigs02:17:52
they were throwing you guys money right02:17:55
they threw some fake money on look we're02:17:57
gonna we're gonna set it up here look02:18:03
the username02:18:04
this this this time I got she's gonna02:18:07
hatch now oh you need to look after her02:18:09
no no oh these are very expensive how02:18:13
much like 90 I'll I'll buy it from you02:18:16
but I don't it's not for sale02:18:19
you could don't whip out your mouth I'm02:18:21
not a prostitute02:18:25
I'll take your money but I'm not giving02:18:26
you the Tamagotchi here you go02:18:29
I'm not fighting it what am I gonna do02:18:31
with five Heroes [ __ ] buy Nando's02:18:34
your son [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do you guys02:18:35
got over here we don't use Euros this02:18:38
isn't our money can I rip this on stream02:18:41
yes yes yes yes02:18:43
Do It um02:18:46
everywhere it's illegal to the face02:18:48
currency yeah02:18:50
guys02:18:54
I wouldn't possibly think of it no this02:18:56
is gonna hatch so you can have it for us02:18:58
we have two more wines to taste I know02:19:00
happy birthday I'm not done with mine02:19:01
actually right now you said you're tipsy02:19:03
because you're like seven [ __ ] feet02:19:05
tall02:19:06
I don't care it's not mine why would I02:19:09
care for it it's a boy02:19:13
here you go okay V3 connections02:19:17
that's allowed but please don't Wilbur I02:19:21
want to talk about the Lovejoy gigs02:19:22
quickly people keep reading things02:19:24
people keep bringing me things and the02:19:26
problem is you're desperate you need to02:19:28
calm down the problem is is that people02:19:31
keep giving me like02:19:33
like like02:19:35
um like just things I have three LGBT02:19:39
flags that are not my sexuality in my02:19:42
house now02:19:45
I'm straight I'm straight okay I'll tell02:19:48
you I I yeah I'll talk about this but02:19:49
anyway um yeah I've got I've got like02:19:51
three LGBT flags and like I love you all02:19:54
for bringing me things and I have like02:19:56
what else do I have I have like you want02:19:57
more no more I have to die around break02:20:00
LGBT player they can bring them through02:20:02
like no no no02:20:05
the problem is is that is that we so I02:20:08
have things like um I I have like a02:20:10
diorama of like Lovejoy which is sick as02:20:12
well but the problem is is that people02:20:14
also bring things that I don't want like02:20:15
bananas I've had bananas I saw people02:20:18
throwing you fake money yeah what the02:20:20
[ __ ] and the problem is chat is that02:20:23
when you when you do this at a gig hey02:20:25
Will hey will like this I assume02:20:28
something's gone wrong02:20:30
can you open this yeah I can open it02:20:32
thank you I assume something has gone02:20:34
wrong at the at the gig where I think02:20:36
someone's passed out or something so I02:20:38
stopped the song and I'm like what's02:20:40
wrong and they're like I wanted to give02:20:42
you this necklace and I I love the gifts02:20:45
I really do but like02:20:48
if you just throw them on the stage at02:20:50
the end of the gig I do receive them02:20:51
yeah you can just do that like I get02:20:54
them afterward let me get your new02:20:55
glasses because this [ __ ] bro this is02:20:58
you need to this is fun02:21:03
give me the things at the end of the02:21:05
show put them on the stage and then the02:21:07
people cleaning up the stage will give02:21:08
them to me I promise I have a bag I've02:21:11
been I'm taking a bag back from America02:21:12
of all the things you've given to me02:21:13
just don't interrupt shows please don't02:21:16
interrupt us to give me things it's02:21:18
dangerous because it because there could02:21:20
be someone hurt and I'm ignoring them02:21:22
because I think they're just giving me a02:21:23
gift that's all that's all I wanted to02:21:25
say I love the gifts I am02:21:28
oh my God be cute oh there we go I'm a02:21:33
strong man today there you are02:21:35
thank you so much well he's looking at02:21:38
texts for02:21:41
someone told me I looked like I didn't02:21:43
change my clothes02:21:54
I drafted up a um02:21:56
I drafted up a music video for that song02:21:58
do you know that why02:22:00
because I was asked to change my clothes02:22:02
really yeah we're asking yep nice I was02:22:05
gonna direct a music video what happened02:22:07
it didn't just happen they didn't like02:22:09
my idea02:22:10
I don't think I think my idea was02:22:12
unfeasible what happened02:22:15
that was it my idea was unfeasible02:22:17
what's unfeasible I mean I don't know02:22:19
that word like um my first language is02:22:21
Spanish the people like um02:22:24
like it couldn't be done with the02:22:26
resources we had02:22:28
my idea was too far-fetched what was02:22:30
your idea I would like to I want to02:22:32
dream to go to a mattress store02:22:37
and I wanted him to oh so the plot was02:22:39
good test every man can I tell you the02:22:42
plot of the music you're laughing but02:22:44
that is you're laughing that's the joke02:22:46
no yeah so I I was aware that dream was02:22:49
coming off the back of02:22:51
that's what the mask is that's what the02:22:55
point of Damascus02:22:57
so and like there was a lot of a meme on02:22:59
the internet about02:23:01
that's what the mattress that's what the02:23:04
point of the mattress so I thought that02:23:07
would have been good but he should lean02:23:09
it let me he deleted the video I don't02:23:11
know why I don't know but anyways02:23:13
[ __ ] anyway let me let me just keep02:23:15
let me say right he he came to me and he02:23:17
was like I want you to do a music video02:23:18
for changing my clothes and I said okay02:23:20
and um the idea I came up with was dream02:23:25
pulls up in a pickup truck to a mattress02:23:28
store02:23:30
he walks into the mattress store right02:23:32
before closing and he just begins02:23:33
testing all the mattresses he gets on02:23:36
them and he lays down and he and he he02:23:37
tests the firmness he doesn't like the02:23:39
first one he gets on the next one he02:23:41
lays down doesn't like the firmness on02:23:43
that one either he keeps going through02:23:44
all the mattresses until he finds one02:23:46
match to be realized at this point the02:23:48
staff at The Mattress Store are pissed02:23:49
right they want him out so they go up to02:23:52
him and they're just like you've got to02:23:53
leave yeah you've got to get out of here02:23:54
and he ignores them he eventually finds02:23:57
this perfect mattress he grabs yeah he02:24:00
grabs the mattress and he and he just02:24:02
steals it why because he's a thief02:24:05
because02:24:07
in my music video dream is a Thief what02:24:10
is that water you want water yeah sure I02:24:13
do02:24:14
um he um02:24:17
it's some good it's some light water I02:24:20
don't like Korea02:24:21
we'll [ __ ] try it as long as have you02:24:24
tried everything have you [ __ ] tried02:24:27
it before no but it's an alcohol oh my02:24:29
God it's full02:24:30
and it's cold baby02:24:34
yeah it's nice that's good that's good02:24:36
water anyway02:24:37
um02:24:38
rich people have the best [ __ ] um02:24:41
[ __ ] look where I live02:24:44
essentially uh he then grabs the02:24:47
mattress he loves02:24:48
and he brings out to his pickup truck02:24:50
and he fastens it to the roof his pickup02:24:52
truck right mattress store employees02:24:53
start calling the police right he gets02:24:56
in his car drives away with this map he02:24:58
didn't like that the pulley I'm not02:24:59
finished the police are pulling up right02:25:02
even she drives out into the Floridian02:25:04
Everglades right he deposits the02:25:07
mattress on the ground in a swamp he02:25:09
lays on top of it do you want to know02:25:10
why he stole the mattress he wanted02:25:12
somewhere comfy so he can look at the02:25:14
stars02:25:15
the police lights flash end of song that02:25:19
was my idea and um dream was really down02:25:21
for it and so was Alec Benjamin uh but02:25:24
it was their teams were like02:25:26
it's not gonna be doable yeah uh which02:25:29
was a shame because I really liked my02:25:31
mattress store idea I [ __ ] with your uh02:25:34
idea I forgot your idea thanks bro thank02:25:37
you02:25:38
Wilbur yeah02:25:42
it's kind of crazy well it's kind of02:25:44
crazy how did the current friends I have02:25:46
you are the person I've noticed I've02:25:49
known for longest yeah that's kind of02:25:51
crazy and I think02:25:54
more than all02:25:56
very appreciate much the stuff you've02:26:00
done feel drunk02:26:03
no bro thank you man well I'm serious02:26:07
bro you're the person I'm the longest in02:26:09
the YouTube space by far yeah in the02:26:11
YouTube space 100 what about two house02:26:13
well they're not in the YouTube space02:26:14
anymore it's fair02:26:16
yeah I'm just gonna say right now I very02:26:18
much appreciate02:26:20
what you've done for the space what02:26:22
you're continuing to do no you can't02:26:25
matter what am I done02:26:34
um you have done a lot I've helped with02:26:37
other people yeah you have done a lot02:26:39
for your own career in terms of Music02:26:40
Industry which is something a lot of02:26:43
people02:26:45
okay okay okay okay02:26:49
and I've done a lot with a with a bunch02:26:51
of very smart people02:26:54
and that's fair too but I think in terms02:26:57
of what you've done and what they've02:26:59
done02:27:00
um it's been very admirable I told you02:27:04
lit sober as [ __ ] that I respect because02:27:08
right now sober is the day yeah I think02:27:12
I think in terms of what you've done02:27:14
I've told you sober that you've done a02:27:18
lot and I I think you've you're doing a02:27:21
lot for the space and I think it will02:27:24
continue to do so02:27:26
um02:27:27
there's nothing else but to Cheers or02:27:31
everything you've done everything you02:27:34
maybe awkward well so bad here I am02:27:36
drunk in front of hundreds tens of02:27:38
thousands of people of course what I'm02:27:40
saying is is you are one of the few who02:27:43
have contributed a lot to space and I02:27:47
personally appreciate a lot so big cue02:27:50
shush02:27:52
we're all just making funny videos02:27:54
online02:27:55
I always think of the Jackson song we're02:27:57
all just [ __ ] talking to the camera02:28:01
it's a cool guy02:28:04
what's the opportunity right now what's02:28:05
it worth it anything else you'll want to02:28:08
say to this channel I'm still vibing are02:28:10
you are you wanting to end no I'm good02:28:12
you want to keep going yeah I'm happy to02:28:14
open the next bottle and keep going if02:28:16
you are we got two more let's uh let's02:28:19
pour two more bottles02:28:22
we're done you'll you'll licked02:28:25
well yeah because maybe maybe I'm five02:28:27
foot eight you are seven feet tall yeah02:28:29
you nursed this and I'll test the others02:28:33
what does that mean you keep just02:28:35
sipping on this one02:28:37
and I'll nurse through the other ones02:28:41
chat give us a conversation or something02:28:44
you can have it we've asked him twice02:28:47
no oh it's fine that I like hearing what02:28:50
do you want to have it do you have a02:28:51
thing you want to say what you want to02:28:53
talk about02:28:54
uh I don't know it depends on02:28:57
before we end we gotta sing Phillies now02:28:59
we're done we do I I can get the guitar02:29:01
now if you want we can do a little sing02:29:03
song or I can just play a little bit02:29:05
while we talk02:29:11
what are you doing all right you do that02:29:14
yeah02:29:19
chat how's everyone doing tonight02:29:23
you know what happens guys02:29:28
yeah dude I'm gonna get rid of it I'm02:29:31
gonna get rid of it Becky because they02:29:33
say the company that owns it now can02:29:36
track your entire home layout that's02:29:38
creepy02:29:40
what's his name02:29:45
actually you know what I called my02:29:47
Roomba Walter White02:29:56
look at this guy02:30:00
my room was called Walter White02:30:10
can you sing What a Wonderful World by02:30:15
um02:30:21
can you sing this02:30:24
actually actually no actually no02:30:27
actually no02:30:33
first chords02:30:37
okay c d g m02:30:44
um02:30:49
clearly it's Out Of Tune Feliz Navid02:30:53
Feliz Navidad02:30:58
Accords big CEO strings02:31:05
there you go02:31:09
it's pretty in tune02:31:13
because I use it a lot02:31:16
all right Feliz Navidad02:31:27
on your face02:31:38
foreign02:32:12
foreign02:32:48
sugar02:33:05
you have to sing it too come on I can't02:33:08
my voice has been [ __ ] since my last02:33:10
gig if I'm honest with you you said that02:33:12
you're like I can't go outside02:33:17
Wilbur yes02:33:20
okay02:33:21
I want to ask you one thing okay what's02:33:23
next for Wilbur what's next02:33:25
the same thing I've been doing I think02:33:27
the same thing I do every night pinky02:33:29
try to take over the world02:33:31
that was a pinky in the brain reference02:33:34
I am born in 2000 I don't know that02:33:36
reference02:33:38
the tough [ __ ] blows02:33:42
let's make a song okay02:33:43
look at most02:33:45
sentimental lyrics of All Time02:33:47
sentimental lyrics or chords what what02:33:49
kind of words okay02:33:50
uh uh02:34:11
what's the topic what should I sing02:34:13
about02:34:14
wine02:34:19
thank you02:34:23
so fully sour now02:34:29
why the [ __ ] you're so sour02:34:32
why the [ __ ] is he why it's so sour02:34:44
yeah yeah yeah02:34:47
the wine sour02:34:53
want their foreign02:35:01
why the [ __ ] did you see through my Lord02:35:05
do you realize that your Lord changed my02:35:08
life for the worst way02:35:12
I [ __ ] hate you but that is02:35:33
there is uh one more bottle left02:35:37
I think we should finish on that one I02:35:40
think so too02:35:44
right now it's been a pleasure to have02:35:47
you here great I've had a great time I'm02:35:50
ready for one more bottle of wine and02:35:53
one more round of questions do you think02:35:55
uh that's not the Argentina football02:35:59
look here yes yes why not I'm gonna be02:36:03
living there right hell yeah you are I02:36:05
don't know if I'll be here in December02:36:07
but I'll just make sure to stay until02:36:08
the 16th thanks for thank you for02:36:11
inviting me to your love story concert02:36:13
are you gonna come to the next one as02:36:15
well02:36:17
next I like one next to La one when02:36:23
is02:36:28
open this02:36:29
boys I can't open it Argentina shouldn't02:36:33
you open the Argentina one no I can't02:36:35
well that's the ocean too one there02:36:37
open02:36:38
it really weak oh so many yeah you play02:36:42
guitar02:36:43
um I remember when I played a chord02:36:45
progression and you're like that sounds02:36:47
really good02:36:48
yeah it was for you [ __ ] you didn't02:36:50
feel like a joke02:36:53
you did it like a comedy song and I was02:36:55
like that [ __ ] sounds [ __ ] lit02:37:21
sorry if we're gonna hate this but it's02:37:23
quite Radiohead02:37:27
I don't know a lot of people don't like02:37:28
Radiohead02:37:30
foreign02:37:36
no02:37:37
no no no no no no no no no no no no no02:37:41
no what's happened I'm doing this test02:37:43
on me I had a Reverb on this entire time02:37:46
oh [ __ ]02:37:49
why wouldn't the [ __ ] chat tell me I02:37:51
had a Reverb on the entire time02:38:08
foreign02:38:41
I'm sorry02:38:43
Chad what do we talk about I think02:38:46
they're saying02:38:49
he's a really great artist I think uh02:38:53
lastly is there any topic02:38:56
George is calling what the [ __ ] is02:38:58
George out of all people pick him up I02:39:00
want to speak to my dog02:39:04
I answered him on my phone which is02:39:07
Miss George what the [ __ ] is he gonna02:39:10
say02:39:13
foreign02:39:19
yeah what are you jealous you want to02:39:22
come hang with us02:39:24
no he's an East Coast fellow why I can't02:39:29
believe you're having a little wine02:39:31
stream without me you are so easy I've02:39:34
never been to a wine Street he's02:39:36
literally he's jealous he's like02:39:39
so much02:39:40
well George you don't like anything at02:39:43
all but if you were here with us you'd02:39:44
be having a good time02:39:48
when you when if you just come on over02:39:51
to Florida okay here's the thing I'm02:39:54
never gonna come to Florida you have to02:39:56
come to California I am never it here's02:39:59
the thing George I'm never gonna come to02:40:01
Florida Florida is humid it's ugly it's02:40:04
all over the [ __ ] place you have to02:40:06
come it's like Birmingham02:40:11
yes02:40:12
say it's like say it's like rugby it's02:40:15
like rugby02:40:18
near Birmingham02:40:21
I can literally hear you02:40:23
like Wolverhampton it's like02:40:25
Wolverhampton02:40:30
full of mosquitoes and alligators it's02:40:32
humid and full of mosquitoes and02:40:34
alligators02:40:37
because02:40:41
why is that02:40:43
because I care George here's the thing02:40:46
the reality is ever since you moved to02:40:49
Florida I'm never gonna hang out with02:40:51
you you're in Florida you're more02:40:53
talking on my behalf when George went to02:40:55
Florida what am I I can't hang out02:40:57
George why did you leave me huh02:41:00
huh was it for was it for your friend02:41:06
yikes02:41:09
George02:41:10
Florida I I think I think as much as you02:41:14
want to admit it Florida is not your02:41:15
place it's not your place to be when you02:41:18
came here02:41:19
Birmingham or L.A when you came to uh02:41:22
you're like I had lots of fun so I flip02:41:24
a coin Birmingham head I don't say tails02:41:29
who George [ __ ] leave Florida you02:41:32
don't like it no one likes it just come02:41:34
to California with these 900 megabits02:41:36
per second upload speed oh here's the02:41:38
thing you know how long it took to get02:41:40
that [ __ ] like three months dude are02:41:43
you serious right now02:41:46
yeah02:41:49
yeah George one you in La huh02:41:53
um why aren't you in Bryson02:41:55
because well I will be in a couple days02:41:57
yeah he's not a Trader02:42:00
he's not a trainer I will be in a couple02:42:02
days02:42:04
will be is that like a new name for you02:42:06
that's what yeah02:42:10
please don't that's reserved for a very02:42:12
special George George be honest how much02:42:15
do you like Florida you don't that's the02:42:17
thing yeah like okay ignore imagine02:42:19
dreaming satnap aren't there how much do02:42:21
you like Florida02:42:25
um02:42:26
he doesn't oh yeah okay are you02:42:29
contractually obliged to say you love02:42:30
Florida02:42:32
look nowhere else is like02:42:34
no one's good without anyone what the02:42:37
[ __ ] does that mean that's just not true02:42:39
have you ever been to the Alps you [ __ ]02:42:42
what you haven't been up the Alps that's02:42:45
nice with no one02:42:47
yeah why don't you live in the Alps why02:42:49
am I02:42:50
all right02:42:52
let's go02:42:54
here's the thing as soon as I heard it02:42:57
you share the same air conditioner as02:42:59
Sab nap I knew instantly that you do not02:43:02
[ __ ] like floors02:43:06
valerians I downloaded Valerian02:43:09
yesterday oh he's in too deep no we02:43:12
can't say I'm gonna have to hang up I'm02:43:14
gonna have to hang up02:43:16
he's gonna stop punching oh my friend02:43:18
don't hang up on me he's gonna start02:43:20
punching holes in this wall02:43:24
didn't make a hole in the wall seriously02:43:26
why hey you should get into that02:43:29
I should02:43:31
get no no no no02:43:32
no hold on hold on explain why Sat Nav02:43:37
has several02:43:42
wait why when no genuinely really02:43:45
yes why02:43:48
okay the first one he uh he kicked my02:43:52
door to try open it as like I guess a02:43:55
joke but he's like oh I'm gonna get in02:43:56
somehow02:43:59
and it went it pushed kind of hard and02:44:02
the handle went in is your house made of02:44:04
paper mache it is they are in America02:44:06
yeah the pools are made of like paper02:44:08
well no I'm in L.A and the house is all02:44:10
made of paper mesh right here02:44:12
oh they are here I'm actually sorry I'm02:44:14
in Oxnard I forgot that's the whole02:44:16
thing of course oh yeah okay what was02:44:18
the other two02:44:19
so then the second one is they beat him02:44:21
in tear with handless and he threw the02:44:23
tables in a racket and it hit the walls02:44:27
what like he was angry02:44:30
I don't know02:44:33
and the third one third one we were also02:44:35
playing table tennis I mean we had a02:44:37
bunch of Pokemon cards on the floor or02:44:39
from like we took photos with them and02:44:42
he slept on the Pokemon cards because I02:44:44
guess they're slippy and he fell into02:44:46
the wall and his knee just created a02:44:49
hole in the wall oh [ __ ] that sounds02:44:51
painful02:44:52
it wasn't because they made a paper02:44:53
mache02:44:56
[ __ ] said didn't you punch a hole in02:44:58
your world but no I've never02:45:03
break bro why do you [ __ ] break your02:45:06
hand02:45:08
yeah you can't break walls okay so hey02:45:11
how is it how no one is your charge to02:45:14
listen I'm like the least angry person02:45:15
how is it to share air conditioners with02:45:19
Sat Nav02:45:21
honestly so far I actually hasn't been02:45:23
too big of a problem02:45:32
I'm opening the cheese pack02:45:34
um02:45:37
George when are you uh coming to visit02:45:40
me02:45:43
wait02:45:46
have I seen you in America02:45:49
um02:45:51
yeah uh no not just gone no wait did I02:45:56
even see you in L.A careful Georgia02:45:58
Georgia because I wasn't here George02:46:00
you're gonna have a rough time talking02:46:01
to him he's had like one glass of wine02:46:02
so he's completely smashed02:46:05
are you drunk quack no no George have02:46:08
you been watching the stream at all02:46:15
am I rooting up for England well by just02:46:18
not being that drunk right now wait what02:46:21
did you say am I am I living up to02:46:23
English expectations well by just not02:46:25
being very drunk right now no you don't02:46:27
you don't seem very drunk right now02:46:31
I've been02:46:33
you know I'll see how I've been because02:46:35
I ask you and you're like good good you02:46:38
must be sorry here's the thing here's02:46:39
the thing George you never you never02:46:42
answer sincerely I wish you would answer02:46:44
sincerely maybe to you maybe to you he02:46:48
doesn't answer to me sincerely he's like02:46:49
good and I'm like what have you been up02:46:51
to stuff it's like okay whatever then02:46:55
I'm not gonna call you anymore02:47:00
yeah yes with me he used to be like that02:47:03
with me in England but really America02:47:04
he's been really honest with me George02:47:06
here's the thing if you want to talk to02:47:07
me you got to tell me how you've been02:47:08
all right if you can't tell me how02:47:10
you've been then I don't want to talk to02:47:12
you02:47:15
um how I been how have you been yeah how02:47:18
have you been I've been good I've been02:47:20
doing a bunch of stuff how have you been02:47:24
that's literally what you just got mad02:47:26
at me for doing well no no because I02:47:28
actually tell you how I've been I've02:47:30
been good how have you been he was in02:47:32
Argentina02:47:34
you didn't even tell me about that02:47:44
George have you ever been to Argentina02:47:48
I haven't uh oh oh he went to Chile you02:47:51
were saying they can see your number I02:47:53
literally have your name as George us02:47:55
that's it I don't care I know it says02:47:57
right there02:48:03
George here's the thing if you want to02:48:06
talk to me you got to tell me how you've02:48:07
been okay wait is my number asking that02:48:10
yeah how have you been serious how have02:48:12
you been02:48:13
okay are you serious how have you been02:48:16
are you serious how have you been wait02:48:19
there's no way how have you been George02:48:22
wait does it escalate have you been02:48:24
George can you be serious I will have02:48:27
listen I'll click the red button if you02:48:29
don't tell me how you've been are we02:48:31
friends or not tell me how you've been02:48:32
here tell me how you've been here02:48:36
yeah this is ruining the right the wine02:48:39
stream George unless you answer02:48:40
truthfully I'm gonna hang up02:48:42
well actually move the phone away turn02:48:45
that upside down bro it says George us02:48:47
you [ __ ] idiot just tell me how02:48:49
you've been02:48:52
great02:48:57
unless you say something truthful and02:48:59
something out of the heart of drawers02:49:01
I'm gonna hang up okay I've been sick02:49:04
really02:49:10
tired of hearing from him02:49:13
this02:49:18
oh [ __ ] Tamagotchi hey um Wilbur you02:49:22
want to say something to end02:49:24
who's cute [ __ ]02:49:30
why is he calling again like we wanna02:49:32
just don't pick up she's gone through02:49:34
not the step02:49:37
let's point the mic towards us again oh02:49:40
that almost spilled everywhere uh Wilbur02:49:43
yes I think uh we've talked about a lot02:49:47
we said a lot is there anything else you02:49:50
want to say02:49:57
so much02:49:59
really I want to get one more chat02:50:01
question and I want to have them all02:50:03
right one more big combo and then ask02:50:05
one more big combo question and we will02:50:09
head out you're you're struggling aren't02:50:11
you a little bit02:50:12
are you flagging look at this [ __ ]02:50:15
loser he started the conversation with02:50:17
hola he just [ __ ] doesn't even02:50:19
excuse me [ __ ] tries to relate02:50:21
to me hey you're doing Spanish creams02:50:24
Ola say hello to me George okay you02:50:28
don't have to pretend he doesn't want to02:50:30
speak Spanish I don't speak Spanish test02:50:32
me on Spanish02:50:35
hey Bueno02:50:38
you're very Spanish02:50:41
that's French02:50:44
E2 E2 sorry E202:50:49
what did he say02:50:52
Wilbur is uh02:50:57
no02:50:58
we02:51:00
waffle02:51:03
guapo02:51:06
George wouldn't understand02:51:11
well very is there any topic you want to02:51:13
talk about uh let's look what chat says02:51:22
love Choice Detroit Chicago are you02:51:25
gonna go to Detroit or Chicago I02:51:27
literally can't say I'd love to tell you02:51:34
actually you know what choose a question02:51:36
I'm going to the bathroom okay I'm gonna02:51:38
take you gotta really you gotta keep02:51:40
sending your questions02:51:44
he doesn't care02:51:52
any more group projects I can't tell you02:52:00
more drink someone02:52:03
I'm fine I could keep going like I I02:52:06
feel I feel drunk don't get me wrong I'm02:52:09
definitely I've definitely had alcohol02:52:10
tonight02:52:15
I'll tell you what this [ __ ] antsy02:52:17
ass water02:52:18
is02:52:20
is really getting me through no I'm02:52:22
definitely drunk if this was a party02:52:24
right now and there were like loads of02:52:25
people here I'd be passed out on the02:52:27
couch but like quack and see if there02:52:29
was a party and there were a lot of02:52:30
people he'd be vomiting in the bathroom02:52:31
he might even be doing that right now02:52:33
are you being sick thank you02:52:36
he said yes I know you heard him he said02:52:38
yeah02:52:40
favorite wine um honestly I like this um02:52:43
this Napa Valley one that we're having02:52:45
it's been the best one this one I give02:52:47
promo for this one free promos to you02:52:50
Barnett Vineyard you've been a good one02:52:53
foreign02:52:57
what about your very first streams my02:53:00
very first stream was rimworld I think I02:53:04
I it was two I did two streams before I02:53:07
joined s p live02:53:09
both of them were rimworld to an02:53:11
audience of three02:53:14
and uh02:53:16
they weren't very good they weren't very02:53:18
good they're not good I'm glad they've02:53:20
disappeared02:53:21
but then I did SMP live at SMP live I02:53:25
did to like an audience like 20. and I I02:53:28
was the smallest streamer on SMP live02:53:29
when it was happening so that was that02:53:31
was my first dreams big Q how about how02:53:33
was your first ever stream yeah02:53:37
it's called a video pop all right to me02:53:39
man you didn't try it02:53:42
viewers Mexicanos is02:53:48
medical marijuana no no it's not02:53:51
something medical no no you said for my02:53:53
Mexican views this is something no for02:53:55
Mexican viewers this is amazing candy02:53:57
it's called YouTube Pop02:53:59
is this medical marijuana am I gonna be02:54:01
high as [ __ ] no wait you don't do it so02:54:03
no I'm seriously I'm serious okay good02:54:05
okay thank you I'll try this02:54:07
oh it's like it's chalky it's falling02:54:10
apart it's really good it's really good02:54:12
it's like a lollipop02:54:13
it's like a drop we call these02:54:15
drumsticks in England really yeah these02:54:18
are accountable drumsticks I don't know02:54:20
I don't know that's what they're called02:54:21
but we have these fair enough it's02:54:23
really good British people I don't know02:54:25
how many British people there are in the02:54:26
chat honestly British people I've missed02:54:28
you02:54:29
I've been in America so long now02:54:32
but that this is this is a drumstick you02:54:34
British people02:54:38
oh02:54:40
oh they're very sweet it's like a really02:54:43
sugary drumstick02:54:45
but it has a02:54:48
uh it's really good02:54:50
it tastes very sugary do you not like it02:54:53
no it's a really intense okay you're a02:54:56
racist02:54:57
I'd say it was bad02:54:59
very culture all right02:55:01
um last question02:55:03
I think uh do you want to choose the02:55:05
last question I think it's three hours02:55:07
dude I haven't felt it at all02:55:10
um02:55:14
it's not worth it you're honest opinion02:55:17
don't even ask Chad don't even well but02:55:20
when are you coming to Argentina when02:55:22
should I go to Argentina02:55:24
you give it six months okay02:55:26
I promise you it'll be worth it02:55:28
did you put a question though02:55:30
um02:55:32
one with a big Arc02:55:34
one with a lot to talk about02:55:38
let's send it with something spicy okay02:55:41
what is something you don't like about02:55:42
me02:55:44
foreign02:55:51
I'll be honest with you yeah02:55:57
your nervousness I feel like you're too02:56:00
nervous to make a lot of the decisions02:56:01
you want to make02:56:03
I feel like yeah and I feel like02:56:05
whenever I talk to people about you it02:56:07
was like yeah yeah I like quackity but02:56:09
he doesn't really he doesn't really02:56:10
reach out to me much and I think it's02:56:12
because you're nervous I think you're02:56:14
nervous about reaching out to people02:56:16
I feel like that's your biggest downfall02:56:18
is that you're too scared about what02:56:20
might happen and you should be less02:56:21
scared I think you should just jump into02:56:23
it02:56:27
this is my honest opinion I feel like02:56:29
it's constructive02:56:31
um my one is that you have a [ __ ]02:56:34
dumb face02:56:35
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