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Сборник Номеров Сергея Ершова – Уральские Пельмени

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[music]

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the boy realized that Santa Claus was real to me

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when he left and slapped his mother on the

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butt

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[music]

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food-food

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[music]

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hoo-huhu

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fears drassen but meet you, it was not in vain that they set the

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table to

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pour and treat and Santa Claus sent

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who with

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fun woof drowns the wind from the down jacket it’s worth it,

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as I understand it, you are the one who pours the treat and

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Santa Claus has come you who have

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me all the elements will end bye

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guess what

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Santa Claus you are someone that is an adult

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someone at home

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so don’t clown around and I’m alone at home for now

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you’re probably apartments mistakes there’s no

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mistake here I'm from the rose Santa Claus this is

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government support for children there are

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no children here it's all free you what

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depends the blizzard will become whiter what I don't

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understand you here to understand but remember in

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September they gave 10 thousand, well, this is a

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mood supplement so

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you can refuse it, there was a reserve for it

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before, much earlier, through

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public services, to refuse

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now I this one, how his height demanded,

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knows everything

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for me in the herbs for a ten-day

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visit, so this is for me a day of peace against

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okay, let's where you need to sign that

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I already have, so to speak, adida ice cream,

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please come out to me any

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minute now must come I grew up my

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what to sign to be him at the

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modern department we have for this he he

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he online reporting for the old everything goes

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right there this is on the base on the site and so

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the traffic I am in apartment number 10

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at the address of Kurbas you from the nations here and

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it means everything is fine, the table is set, the Christmas tree is standing,

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everyone is vaccinated with Santa Claus, itching,

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and now that’s the name

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Tatyana and now the girl Tanya is

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telling a poem

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in any let me

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tell you, you must come to me

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any minute, you’re delaying yourself,

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let

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me say it in a rough whisper because that it is

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not yet time to be achieved later and through the experience of the

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unaccountable sky the game Artem is good so

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everyone let yourself in hold here a pencil

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in a piece of paper without these a gift whatever

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you want a pair from the kidney will come therefore it is not clear

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in the report today to report

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no they are socar codes no cancellation there do

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not rush think good

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yanix [ __ ]

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keep it nowhere now finally you can leave

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before the end of the care there is one small one left

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formally from you one hundred and twelve rubles

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we said it’s absolutely free before

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besplanto but a year after but still there is a

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small one like

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this after ng to bypass

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the analyst

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for the sofa what - the [ __ ] who is not there

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Auguste you minutes I'll give you everything give me

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here only kihar sucrose

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Olya do darlings come on quickly well mom will

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come soon if you don't come

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as the other part of

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Yaransk said

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yes let the duties and given to this for one

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piece of paper words

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what on me look, I’m not waiting for anyone,

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it’s my mother, my mother, I promised to introduce her to this

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goat, so so what should

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we do, let’s you stay for five minutes, Sergei,

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I’ll pay you thousands of rubles, we

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agreed on a fly, a challenge to

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accounting turns out to be a film, because yes, you’re more

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profitable than where to

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flog parodies this is up to 1000 rubles plus a year after the

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rice, we agreed well, but let’s

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decide right away, I say, and you are silent and

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stall, you say everything, you say that you

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want a nut, don’t hand over the

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bill to Yuri in a truck, siren, I

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studied in a theater club for two months, until they

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noticed me

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So Sasha saved me on the highway and didn’t

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lobby

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[music]

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personally and tomorrow I won’t have to

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explain to my mother why I broke up with you, Happy

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New Year, Mom,

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God, they’re tightened up that she’s deaf, you don’t want to

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see your mother, so tell me

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your finger callus in this Khrushchev scam

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entrance of yours help you have an idea you have a gap there,

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such a trigon, arrange it,

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Lord Tanya, what kind of poor thing

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is sitting on our family chair at my

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mother’s, it’s Seryozha,

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remember I told you about him before the

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poor thing, and I see we have an

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aristocrat king here,

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well, it’s clear, Tatyana, you know, I’m not

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surprised that you’re with with her twists,

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she chose for herself this, too, it’s all not

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humanly,

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you left the ballet school because of this

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chatter of yours, cynology, mom doesn’t take it

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in London, we don’t want to study because you

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see, the Arabs

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and mom don’t go to yoga there because

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mom, you see, Lisapet

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gold with this mayonnaise, Zhenya, what do you cook

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like in the 6th grade, the price of labor is

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usa, my favorite, and here’s a sprinkle of more

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salad bowl for us, we can’t jump on the Christmas trees in ballet,

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don’t puff on the trees,

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and you know the very village,

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we’ll meet them at the salad festival, and

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everyone has gathered there, these give these are slaves of

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London The French are by the garden with their

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salad Artem,

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suddenly everyone is fussing about something, what

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is it the governor has arrived, it turns out we are going

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on the seventh governor, you

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called me there, Harry Sura, come, I

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have to go, Shura,

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well, the governor is calling me soon, I’ll speed

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it up.

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this one takes a short gloss straight straight

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this one takes this 1 1 salad I tried I didn’t

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like it then once on the second time the hub salad I

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tried it was disgusting well apparently it became for

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yogis it was

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above the Yukin Olivier I’m burning grease and I

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have to try this because you

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know there it’s like a Picasso painting Well, you know,

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when this is all for us, and Lebanon is in place,

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nothing is clear, well, it’s very expensive, he

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takes a spoon like that. Hall

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liked his tongue, the

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governor bit the governor, the dollar, well, it’s

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clear. so he pecked at the salad

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got it you understood by the way we have

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Tatyana love if you know this

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feeling in general Tanya’s back I’m

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holding not to worry

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[music]

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aristocracy then someone I see is not without a

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freak

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not part

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sura question

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Victor how verbose you are

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with me we know nothing will start there without us,

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so at the very bottom, well, it’s time, while the frost was

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growing there at the market, the frost set in

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while I’m going to go get you know that Shurik, you are a

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very kind and cheerful person, thank

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you very much, don’t need it, what is this, I came in and ate it,

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wait, I you have another 100 rubles

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they should be on the date of the pieces length I'm

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not a real Santa Claus for this I'll drink some wine

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so I don't need it for a long time for

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some reason it depresses me for this I

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definitely have to

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bye bye bye it

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seems to me that on the eve of the new year we are

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all becoming a little bit we are reckless,

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we open the door to strangers without fear,

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we dress up and are not afraid to look

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funny, we scold these crazy prices and

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still buy this game for the holiday

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table, and all because we do it not for

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ourselves, but for someone, for a loved one,

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just to smile at exactly midnight

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and

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say Happy New Year to him

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[applause]

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[music]

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delivery of gifts faster than once,

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you wrote about a gift you want a

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balloon, I wrote a ride in a hot air

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balloon

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[music]

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but if you want you can take a walk with him

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[applause]

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but

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just for a moment

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[music] ]

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[applause]

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[music]

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women's boxing was invented after an unsuccessful

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marriage and men to rake less

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[music]

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good afternoon woman

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woman ah it's not in me I'm a man,

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his name is a woman

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popular in the Urals

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and why are you talking like that because it's a

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woman's turn here but ok who is the

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last one

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and

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you see someone else here besides me,

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if so then the pharmacy around the corner the feeling marks

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who I was rude to here and you

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see someone else here besides me if the date

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the pharmacy around the corner is not here one inadequate

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woman suggested so stand here

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please, wait your turn here, don’t

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teach me how to stand in line, I

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put three children in kindergarten

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like this, woman, please stand here, you

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need to keep a distance of one and a half meters,

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here it’s just one and a half meters, we’re not here, one and a

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half meters, and are you working at the steering wheel of a precision

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factory or something? odnushka

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in Biryulyovo one and a half by one and a half

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oh

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we hand over money for tickets we have a

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concert here Stepanenko has arrived

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you will be pushing just like that woman

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stand up please wait here in line

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or put on a mask and what about the

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virus of both of you I’m afraid I

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’ll dream about your face at night today

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because this is for you in the morning they dragged you in on the wrong foot

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so woman

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stop calling me woman okay

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humanoid move over here and wait your turn

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thank you very much to me even with all this

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good bye bye

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I'll come back tomorrow

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we're not finished

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so hello look please

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my front camera is broken there

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I would also break down every day

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to see such a face so shut up there

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and I need a charger there is a

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charger yes of course here charger won’t

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help hard fitness I need it

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closed mine

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like that and below I need to change it I

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see my

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head is washed and there won’t be a nest

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so that was the last one drop, now I’ll

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call my husband, I understand what kind of

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fictional me I’ll give you fictional,

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why are you my husband, poor fellow,

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I’ll show you the poor fellow Valera Valera

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come here Valera stop pretending that

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you’re interested in the sponges

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Valera don’t hide behind bras

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You’ve obviously run somewhere so

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Valera for a month without cookies, that's a good girl,

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come here I

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[music]

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you are in the castings,

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then she got lost,

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they hit me several times, I even wanted to file a

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police report at the feast, I'm talking about the phone,

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well, no, of course, but what can you

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imagine, Valera, I'm sitting calmly on the couch

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here This female comes and starts to climb

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out of turn, why am I not

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talking to you now? Matt Andryukha

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also covered me up, can you imagine

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how they are talking to you now,

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I’m not talking to you now, not talking to you now, I’m talking to you now, I’ve been

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talking to you for a minute you

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're talking to me about the fact that you don't

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talk to me like I do to you, so

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I'm talking to you because you don't understand that I'm

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not talking to you right now,

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yes, well, you should have seen, but we're choco for everything,

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the vet has arrived now to put you to sleep,

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I'll call my husband now the carpenter,

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he’s already drilling your pinocchio’s nostrils into the

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car, here I say enough, stop

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stealing dumbbells from your pockets,

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yours is visible, where did you run the money from

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protein bars,

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nonsense, can you imagine, I calmly myself

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and infuse your

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mouth, close your mouth, a fly will fly in, you close your hollow

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before the squirrels come running there with

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their nuts hide

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your hole before the bear falls out you

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close your mine before the

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miners run in and go on strike

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and you have caries on the six on the left

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your refrigerator at home is broken power you

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put your life there and it

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has deteriorated

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page you love

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[music]

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get out

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of this ada

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[applause]

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[music]

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2 replies

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[music]

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then also don’t overplay

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with we’d rather overplay than to play

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quite

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[music]

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man, would you give the woman back the phone? I have

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it now. My husband will need the intensive care unit

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to call you won’t need the phone at all.

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Widow,

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hear, you’re in the hut chicken legs

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returned to the exit I will pass and went to the back

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now listen to me why not you hearing

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me Easter they say not you me listen I’m

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telling you and your shift is dangerous

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please speak please listen to me listen to

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you repeats the mini listen you

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are interrupting me settlements listen to me

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there’s a line in general - then it’s sheathed, yes, I’m

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supposed to understand that there’s a line of you just

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among them, lay them down like a half-cut

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man on top of each other, thank you very much for that,

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thanks to you, I finally found out what a

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chukhan looks like

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and why are you laughing, make a wish for a

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complaint book, excuse me,

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please look at your passport, a complaint book,

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and it’s a pity

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thank you I taught another service all the

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best against ISIS to a friend of users than

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Marina

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Laris at night in a bar with pleasure ours

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there for my husband

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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every stripper know your heart

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this is a strip club there I

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wanted this for my wife

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give strippers

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so that she forgives me for February 23, but

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so

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that she has a sit-down lunch,

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then welcome to my club 300

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strip dances,

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please tell me you are interested in a

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specific image, we have

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a fireman, a policeman, there is a doctor, or

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maybe there is a goose for a

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goose you have but there mine has this very

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allergy to chicken pie so that she does

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n’t touch it

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doesn’t even look at this go in principle I mean

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the meanings and tell me how to

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classify it as exotic for the season in

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any way daughters to do the sushi lives

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being treated for parasites again living gender then

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yes, he likes to give away

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his daughter, you know, no, I have leads exotic in

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terms of men, we have black guys,

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Azerbaijanis,

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the world, let’s better, this is because

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last week at the market, boots

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were sold with a broken zipper, you know better

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for tempting fate for like this, let’s

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do this now, I’ll call look at all of them yourself

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and choose affiliate socrates the

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purpose of these here

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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wow

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good guys yes this is what we should have at the

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factory like this

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well how would it be softer then this is to say this

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as if not Netanya format not I’m like yes yes

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yes this is nothing for nothing and Igarki towers

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she’s out and in the last elections for

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Zyuganov votes

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need something like that you know older so

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that it’s like that with a belly so that it’s well hung out that it

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was so pronounced

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all over the body well like us

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why as well as

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worse, it looks like I

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actually have one boy who is absolutely

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super and feat from my boy come here

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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mask [music]

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which but

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this schmuck is what we need

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good and what it costs 50,000

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1:50 that in Korea

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this is whose but for this I owe 3 3 months

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ago but the factory sent it to you people it

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comes with a set of winter tires that you

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yourself understand it’s exotic you’re here for now

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talk to me and I’ll come right up

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boys follow me

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you hear this fecal you and feel like this

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for friends, simpleton,

00:23:50

listen, simpleton,

00:23:57

let's know this, maybe under cheaper, it

00:24:00

says about and cheaper, cheaper, and there are

00:24:03

orangutans with self-tanning,

00:24:05

well, let's haggle, it's unrealistic to choose, there's

00:24:08

no choice, there's always either to

00:24:11

look like him against the background of monkeys, or to look like him against the background of

00:24:14

than a monkey

00:24:25

master

00:24:27

for 150 grand, then make it happen

00:24:31

angela, turn on my track

00:24:34

[music]

00:24:37

[applause]

00:24:45

[music]

00:24:55

this is fifty kopecks to become before

00:25:00

filling still I’ll be here for a whole month

00:25:03

just schulthess spinning from 2 to

00:25:06

20 months I can take this thing here from

00:25:10

this freak

00:25:13

module with a brush under the nose

00:25:21

70 thousand

00:25:23

before for such a quasimodo 90 it’s not a pity but I’ll

00:25:27

take you for two days I’ll hug you the bill

00:25:35

ethics subdivides through but I’ll return

00:25:39

home I’d like a stripper to return I

00:25:41

can’t hear him

00:25:43

coming out of 1 flying machine he’ll

00:25:47

come back he’s naive I thought so too

00:25:51

five years ago

00:25:53

if you got into show business

00:25:56

there is no turning back

00:25:57

angela track

00:25:59

[music]

00:26:01

[applause]

00:26:02

[music]

00:26:03

[applause]

00:26:08

acme

00:26:11

at the games

00:26:14

and

00:26:16

[applause]

00:26:30

[applause]

00:26:33

[music]

00:26:35

[applause]

00:26:42

[music]

00:26:45

[applause]

00:26:48

wife during cleaning can, along with the

00:26:51

garbage, accidentally take out the brain of

00:26:58

the night neighbor Archimedes where did you rent a beard from a

00:27:02

youth school or sweep the shape of your hair in a fight

00:27:07

I understand your irony, it is apparently

00:27:11

due to the low level of your

00:27:13

youtube I

00:27:17

don’t have Aku Aku 7 and

00:27:23

it’s not low and it’s not worth it

00:27:26

policeman can you move

00:27:28

you give your cub like last year a

00:27:32

book and pride

00:27:35

dear outcast

00:27:37

if you read at least one book

00:27:40

of your life you would know that a book is the

00:27:42

best gift

00:27:43

the best gift and that

00:27:46

tablet

00:27:48

this book is also a good gift I’m stronger than

00:27:51

the five-hatka it’s laid

00:27:55

the five-hatka I saw someday

00:27:58

I'm a theorist I can visualize any

00:28:03

image it's clear

00:28:04

my theories of the world you belong to the

00:28:09

classes ratu sex

00:28:13

so happy new year of yours happy

00:28:15

year of the rat I say

00:28:21

come in large numbers they

00:28:23

can't connect two words in Russian

00:28:27

here

00:28:30

hello girls well where is

00:28:34

the girl Milana who behaved

00:28:39

I learned Spanish well all year

00:28:41

and won the Biology Olympiad,

00:28:45

and it’s all thanks to our dad,

00:28:49

well, here you go, Milano, a well-deserved

00:28:52

gift, a set for a doll

00:28:56

tea party,

00:29:01

where did you get this tablet,

00:29:05

Eureka, translated from Latin, I

00:29:09

found it, and to be

00:29:11

honest, or is the date now a waste of

00:29:16

money, where are you going for the tablet? dell

00:29:22

give Gareth neighbor the tablet of hair and

00:29:26

where were you at that time in a coma

00:29:29

I read some kind of spell

00:29:33

apparently this was a spell cast on me hear you

00:29:36

if you don’t return the tablet I’ll even spoil your

00:29:39

damage I’ll ruin it I understand

00:29:42

in short Lyokha this crap needs to be returned his hands

00:29:46

removed the child altogether Do you want to

00:29:48

leave the tablet without a gift or something, then

00:29:50

the return is a

00:29:51

bummer, now we’ll sort

00:30:06

them out too,

00:30:11

but for now itall

00:30:13

seems to have started,

00:30:16

or maybe Marinochka it’s a snowstorm,

00:30:21

now it’s like you’re blowing snow

00:30:25

to Dean, you need to return this tablet, don’t be a

00:30:29

creature. I can’t give up my

00:30:33

paternal authority like that, there must be another

00:30:36

solution,

00:30:38

but in the end we can always

00:30:41

move

00:30:44

. Maybe you should talk to him, why wo

00:30:47

n’t he hit my woman? There is a

00:30:49

rule: the

00:30:51

best defense is an attack, Marina, having

00:30:55

simplified the right, of course, the right,

00:31:00

what is it, right now, Marinochka will burn out, it’s

00:31:05

decided that our weapon is

00:31:08

diplomacy, diplomacy,

00:31:10

or is it still a knife,

00:31:14

come on, Marinochka, remember the great types of

00:31:17

anger anger and the goddess of you to them and the forests drank

00:31:21

his son

00:31:25

good punks for stealing they will go to prison you even

00:31:28

what you already stole from you again and forgot

00:31:31

where you hid

00:31:48

Marinochka you need to drink drink drink drink

00:31:51

dad's dad's good yes yes

00:31:55

how delicious this cognac is Marina

00:32:00

what taste is not cognac to the Mari that he

00:32:03

listened to you no to the arcade I did something

00:32:07

irreparable God you swore in

00:32:10

French again and

00:32:11

not only Arcadia spat at the man I’m

00:32:16

a cattle

00:32:17

what are you talking about say keychain

00:32:20

it’s just a shock just a shock I need a

00:32:23

little more cognac

00:32:26

Katya corolla you’re just drinking me

00:32:32

Benyuka, what the stump, he unleashed

00:32:36

his furious

00:32:38

determination on me, but it splashed, too,

00:32:41

some spells I read there, I still

00:32:44

didn’t understand what the woman wanted from me,

00:32:46

of course you never understood that women

00:32:48

need to go, in

00:32:51

short, she said first, return the set,

00:32:55

then give it back the tablet sit down, let me

00:32:57

figure it out myself, it’s unlikely to be

00:33:00

disinfected first, and then chop off the bite, you’ll

00:33:03

still infect me with rabies,

00:33:05

I’ll infect

00:33:21

Marinochka Varvara Terso and returned

00:33:28

too much cognac

00:33:31

[music]

00:33:42

Hercules and him such a gorgon found

00:33:46

fame and mouth

00:33:48

music from

00:33:51

him. remember daddy will always love you,

00:33:57

this is the mill and for you my young

00:33:59

Dulcinea

00:34:07

and winter

00:34:10

winter

00:34:14

how tenderly you blush your cheeks and the

00:34:18

schoolboy glasses are simple and the queen from

00:34:22

the apartment opposite

00:34:25

Toyota oh

00:34:26

how beautiful you are Catherine I look at

00:34:30

you and hear the music of Chopin in Nocturne

00:34:35

and

00:34:37

Let your beauty on a wonderful evening not

00:34:41

save our fragile world, but

00:34:44

let’s blow out the candles with anger and tomorrow

00:34:48

we’ll exchange it from mass saucers

00:34:52

to a tablet

00:34:56

[applause]

00:35:09

winter winter

00:35:13

winter winter

00:35:14

funny

00:35:20

[music]

00:35:23

you Marichka

00:35:25

I won us another day

00:35:28

tomorrow we’re moving

00:35:32

winter winter

00:35:35

I stump

00:35:39

throw away the plates, tomorrow we'll go to the

00:35:43

store in the morning to buy a new tablet winter

00:35:46

winter

00:35:47

nocturne nocturne

00:35:51

[applause] [music]

00:36:33

[applause] [music] [

00:36:40

applause] [music

00:36:41

] [

00:36:43

applause] [music] [applause]

00:36:44

[music]

00:36:45

[applause]

00:36:47

[music]

00:36:53

and the

00:36:55

children of deputies are actually born in the

00:36:58

cabbage

00:37:00

that dear colleagues, let's

00:37:02

move on to considering the law on

00:37:04

increasing the tax on expensive real estate,

00:37:07

they are no less than the board against I am against

00:37:10

well, imagine an ordinary

00:37:13

Russian teacher comes to his mansion and

00:37:17

not only does he need these here are

00:37:19

huge tariffs to pay for these 500

00:37:21

square meters,

00:37:23

but you can’t put it higher, well,

00:37:27

Alexander Gennadievich is

00:37:29

looking for rights in no way, let’s be honest, let’s

00:37:33

know, no one buys an apartment of 500

00:37:35

square meters with rent from bread and

00:37:39

buys on the last day

00:37:42

I’m in I’m figuring this out, my mother-in-law is the same

00:37:46

IS-3, this is the 1 with whom we broke up badly,

00:37:52

they say where the old lady got

00:37:54

the diamonds from, if she has money,

00:37:55

she buys cat food, and from the

00:37:58

old man, too, in general, our goal is the mission

00:38:01

to take into account all interests, so gentlemen, I

00:38:03

suggest giving up 13 salaries for

00:38:06

officials what kind of new dad without a knife

00:38:09

cut into what as soon as tomorrow you

00:38:11

listen to me in the end

00:38:12

give up the thirteenth salary

00:38:13

in favor of 14 15 and more 13 is an unlucky

00:38:18

number

00:38:19

good support for the citizens of our

00:38:22

country how wonderful and we must not forget

00:38:24

that for the deputy corps we are

00:38:25

provided for this year adi crisis

00:38:27

bonus 2020

00:38:29

you are not telling something

00:38:31

20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20

00:38:38

I can’t afford my wife a year

00:38:42

so that’s what the luxury tax was abolished

00:38:46

what people thought was very good

00:38:49

how will you close the hole in the budget we have a

00:38:53

proposal Mashenka, you were preparing

00:38:55

to propose, but personally, I think a tax should be

00:38:58

introduced on those who are many

00:39:01

and we have many beggars, so we need to

00:39:05

introduce a tax on the poor, then we will immediately

00:39:08

solve two problems and close the hole in the budget

00:39:10

and there will be fewer beggars.

00:39:14

My joints will really be a fool.

00:39:17

but in fact, let's raise the

00:39:19

living wage, well, let's immediately

00:39:22

counter your question by how much, well, by

00:39:24

some minimum, well, if it's a

00:39:26

minimum, then there's no point in raising it, even

00:39:28

well, let's raise it more,

00:39:30

then the living wage will be in

00:39:33

full swing, who is already

00:39:35

5 or the presenter, moreover, Gennadich, the fighter of the century,

00:39:39

is only the singer Masha, the actress, who am I, I

00:39:43

graduated in 2010, I am the manager who is the

00:39:47

management, the manager, the management, I want to wash

00:39:49

me here, he is waiting

00:39:52

in the parking lot in the car,

00:39:55

this is Pushkin, he has a mandate, are they

00:39:59

also

00:40:02

handing out deputy mandates from right to left? comrade

00:40:05

manager, at least

00:40:08

don’t get involved in some TV series or a

00:40:09

cartoon first, or voiced how you help people, then we

00:40:11

got together,

00:40:19

let’s essentially, I need to help

00:40:22

those who are now on the front line, to whom I

00:40:25

agree, I sat down, I propose to give away

00:40:28

our entire fleet of vehicles, these are all camry

00:40:30

c-class and food delivery and take for yourself

00:40:33

old used semi-one-year-old

00:40:36

Royce Royce and

00:40:38

house management you will steer listen to the

00:40:42

cars you will not help small businesses I

00:40:45

propose to give small businesses a tax

00:40:47

holiday here are all the calculations of success enough for

00:40:50

nickname lawn enough last year we were on

00:40:52

vacation everyone to work they want you to talk about

00:40:54

the holidays again,

00:40:55

small business has a tax

00:40:58

day off, well, for example, Sunday you do

00:41:01

n’t have to pay

00:41:04

well, you see, Masha has bright thoughts, it’s

00:41:07

not like I’m learning from you, so

00:41:10

wait, it’s unfair, we thought about small

00:41:13

business, about big business, who

00:41:15

will think if you feed fleas they will eat

00:41:18

the bear

00:41:24

and

00:41:26

you don’t know, the sable fleas can eat me,

00:41:31

they can eat me around the shopping center, why are they

00:41:35

talking about them pushing the car to park

00:41:38

no no,

00:41:39

okay, so that big business doesn’t

00:41:42

get offended, we’ll also give them a tax

00:41:44

holiday until the end of the year, since

00:41:48

it’s funny and it’s clear why

00:41:51

you’re proposing everything so much big business

00:41:53

because you all have a

00:41:54

big big business you have you

00:41:57

how do you have kvass in general two businesses

00:41:59

comrade management hand over to me now we

00:42:02

will think about people and we have

00:42:05

artists sitting without work Meladze

00:42:07

recorded video messages saw the last

00:42:10

steak without blood, he finishes it for

00:42:17

all the artists, I don’t know, Meladze, I

00:42:19

would specifically help me, he likes him, his

00:42:22

pills are taken by a good doctor,

00:42:28

that I don’t confuse anything, ask my wife

00:42:30

which one 1 2 last spit out the

00:42:33

last extreme extreme

00:42:36

raising Mashenka touched on the right

00:42:39

topic here’s a pop show industries of our scarves,

00:42:42

but but there are not only those who are on stage,

00:42:44

there is also a whole industry from this river, sound

00:42:46

people, cameramen, make-up artists, costumers,

00:42:48

so many people, well, even if the melody appears in front of

00:42:52

them, it

00:42:55

is clear that here we are just banging our

00:42:57

heads on a stone, look, the tourism

00:43:00

industry is now in decline, we must

00:43:02

somehow it helped them, I agree, we need to

00:43:04

not leave the tourism

00:43:06

industry in decline, I suggest that for the coming

00:43:08

holidays, take the whole thing, think about going to the

00:43:11

Maldives, there are

00:43:13

only 450 of us, this is clearly

00:43:17

not enough, take the

00:43:19

children and wives of the mistresses of all, go and we’ll all

00:43:22

tear up an additional charter will be there

00:43:24

and gun in their minds, we have people in line

00:43:28

fighting over the overdue payment, we heard you,

00:43:32

of course, of course, this is chaos,

00:43:36

there should be so much overdue that there is

00:43:38

enough for everyone in

00:43:40

Russia,

00:43:46

excuse me, but you don’t know what

00:43:48

overdue is,

00:43:50

this is apparently something very important, once again

00:43:53

citizens need of this delay,

00:43:56

you know everything, the manager

00:43:59

and the driver, and we all know the

00:44:03

real proposal, historians, we

00:44:05

all have bonuses, I propose to refuse

00:44:08

our bonuses in favor of rural

00:44:10

teachers, who have all the calculations here,

00:44:12

well, now they, like no one else,

00:44:14

need our support, that’s for us

00:44:16

17 million is not a lot of money,

00:44:18

but it will

00:44:20

help people stay afloat, that’s

00:44:23

all,

00:44:26

17 million, but we’re also giving it down to rural

00:44:29

teachers, yes, let’s give

00:44:32

you Pushkin, for such a good proposal, I

00:44:35

propose to write out a bonus so that

00:44:38

no one is offended by the entire deputy

00:44:40

corps, so multiply this for 4

00:44:43

2 billion 700 thousand, for example,

00:44:47

gentlemen, but that’s not what I meant; the conclusion

00:44:49

is that you are here engaged in communication in that

00:44:52

matter, you are all out of place here before this

00:44:54

is just corruption, what you are

00:44:56

doing is called corruption, this is where

00:44:59

you are fundamentally wrong Alexander Gennadievich is right, he

00:45:02

is a fighter, he is fighting

00:45:05

corruption, the

00:45:06

corrupt officials come to this

00:45:10

metro bar. he sings at corruption

00:45:14

parties,

00:45:17

but you need something like this for the anti-corruption party and

00:45:20

start singing at those I do

00:45:22

n’t divide people into good and bad, I do

00:45:25

n’t have all my favorite viewers for me,

00:45:27

Masha ours,

00:45:32

look what a beauty

00:45:35

the decoration of the Duma is, well, good and you, I’m

00:45:41

a TV presenter, my most important thing the mission

00:45:44

is doing everything so that there is no corruption on television

00:45:47

again

00:45:50

[music]

00:45:52

the manager remains under and the child

00:45:55

warm up my car

00:45:57

[applause]

00:46:02

[music]

00:46:04

[applause]

00:46:05

[music]

00:46:06

[applause]

00:46:10

[music]

00:46:14

me

00:46:17

[music] Maine

00:46:29

[ __ ] cat lay down on the owner's

00:46:33

sore spot and now she has a new

00:46:35

owner

00:46:44

I calmed down

00:46:48

calmed down something doesn't seem like

00:46:53

I'm calm yes but after now but the means

00:46:57

just let's talk about what to talk about

00:47:00

to the one who knows how to use the toilet

00:47:03

with the one who brings the dabke licks his hands

00:47:09

shut up don't be afraid of throwing out just but I

00:47:13

mean, let’s

00:47:15

just play stupas mini game already

00:47:19

someone, you dogs are stupid, why are you running after us, do

00:47:23

you even know when I don’t

00:47:25

want to go home to leave

00:47:28

because you are stupid

00:47:31

and

00:47:32

you started running and because we are smart,

00:47:35

[ __ ] the stupid test wait before

00:47:41

me for the money I gave you a coupe they picked you up on the street

00:47:44

before they didn’t pick me up

00:47:48

they saved me

00:47:49

[music]

00:47:51

but when the owner strokes you I

00:47:56

feel like a master and when he strokes

00:47:58

me you feel like a person

00:48:03

often God the proverbial child’s name is garage

00:48:07

Chester I’m coming to me arc run run to

00:48:10

to my master, the slave of my man,

00:48:17

then

00:48:19

you stand swaying,

00:48:22

thin

00:48:25

abby, but

00:48:28

I

00:48:30

but

00:48:32

you take it to the stone, you like it, and a

00:48:39

stinking geranium stood stuffed in this window,

00:48:43

and today a rose bloomed

00:48:47

where the

00:48:50

non-locals brought me yet, darling, repeat March,

00:48:59

well, what will the panther say

00:49:03

about well, please come back here

00:49:06

with at local attractions

00:49:08

have dinner near a wonderful container

00:49:11

for food waste

00:49:15

like and go, just something immediately drags into the

00:49:19

trash heap

00:49:23

I’ll think about

00:49:31

[music]

00:49:38

predict and the cutout is it you’ll

00:49:42

stop yelling or straight away head off

00:49:44

you

00:49:49

want a counter of

00:49:51

what kind of joints now years later there

00:49:57

’s a

00:50:00

wonderful place nearby there’s so many the Aztecs

00:50:04

remains a

00:50:05

separate container in the trash for the

00:50:08

joints to were half-eaten and

00:50:13

not wrapped up

00:50:16

untouched

00:50:17

frying I didn’t like it

00:50:21

but quietly you let me talk man

00:50:24

still more still more yet and where is this

00:50:27

container I can’t tell you we’re

00:50:30

like the

00:50:32

books we’re not enemies could we not enemies, we are not

00:50:36

enemies,

00:50:40

but inside there is such a situation friend, here we are,

00:50:44

stuffed with steaks, sitting with you, it

00:50:46

suddenly suddenly and accidentally

00:50:48

bursts out that you are a stinking dog to be

00:50:51

friends with you and you don’t control yourself, I am

00:50:53

in control, I am in control, I am to the point of

00:50:58

eating and if you lose it, I will go there I’ll

00:51:02

eat one huge shame, I’ll come home, I’ll lie down on

00:51:05

your owner’s lap, he

00:51:07

’ll stroke me, you’ll look

00:51:09

at us with hungry eyes and understand that

00:51:11

inside me, state

00:51:14

stop saying this word

00:51:23

[music]

00:51:26

it’s my cat that’s

00:51:28

scared, the panther, don’t be afraid, it’s

00:51:31

my little dog, sit stinking dog

00:51:39

he won’t bite us to death why is he salivating like

00:51:44

this the fool is just on the

00:51:47

apple tree my but obedient fool at night

00:51:51

how about we have some cool steaks for dinner you

00:51:54

adore you for a minute and what

00:51:57

else for a minute can I sign you probably

00:52:00

wants to take time off not a dog

00:52:02

punishment and

00:52:06

by the way you are holding up well glad well,

00:52:08

good, good, well, this has already happened, my

00:52:12

partner is thousand, I have a fluffy night,

00:52:13

they are planning this, doom, and

00:52:15

when we go after our flocks,

00:52:19

go while the

00:52:21

first one is brought to me, be sure to come on, and

00:52:26

that

00:52:28

means eat through the yard there, past the garages,

00:52:32

and then in the parking lot there container

00:52:35

you run through the parking lot you move through the

00:52:38

hole there kinder

00:52:39

you come running to the next yard there is a container

00:52:42

and there is a container

00:52:43

for a walk without a team chester

00:52:56

he listens to you this before the owner doesn’t

00:53:00

listen to me listens to you imagine I

00:53:02

was walking as a puppy on the street I picked it up I think I saved it yes

00:53:07

yes I brought it home when I brought it he

00:53:10

was happy like a kitten and then I thought,

00:53:14

yes, the code, if you come in, she’s back, it means

00:53:16

you’re ready to become a father, and

00:53:21

what are you thinking, but I’m

00:53:24

thinking, how right and the liver will agree, it’s

00:53:31

already settled down that

00:53:34

I didn’t go for a walk there, it’s just grandma,

00:53:36

only grandma came, well, grandma,

00:53:39

who’s allergic to you

00:53:42

apa didn’t let you go to the boss so all the

00:53:47

Demeter stacks are not needed nor friends we are

00:53:50

no longer an

00:53:57

official Katya Nova you are a partner Russian partner

00:54:01

father

00:54:03

so it’s your destiny to pull you out piece by piece

00:54:15

[applause]

00:54:17

[music]

00:54:38

one day a monkey picked up a stick and

00:54:41

she's got a dacha

00:54:46

but soon you'll have a dacha, handsome,

00:54:53

I welcome you to the channel bottle

00:54:55

head for everything, today we have the fifth lesson in

00:54:58

which we will install

00:55:00

bottles on a ship for a boy with sails, this is

00:55:03

dim dimych for everyone, it's a game game,

00:55:08

we want to make beds,

00:55:10

we need to say we're buying a dacha so that it’s

00:55:13

dark for them to rest and when I make

00:55:16

the beds I rest, it’s clear that is, Turkey

00:55:19

1 is going and rest was born here,

00:55:22

just tell me where you can make the beds and

00:55:25

more and more you won’t

00:55:27

ask for anything for sure, I promise, over there where the

00:55:33

currants are there, make the beds like this so

00:55:36

you wanted to build there old between you

00:55:38

would like to build eternity you have time

00:55:42

thank you my bunny 1 carrot

00:55:50

mom well everything is correct you and I started digging

00:55:52

beds for currants

00:55:57

welcome you to the channel a bottle is

00:56:00

the head of everything and today we have the fifth lesson

00:56:02

we will set the maximum on the

00:56:04

crown explain please to the

00:56:07

truck driver when can we get to the dacha

00:56:10

what kind of truck is the thing well that brings us the land

00:56:12

with our land chuni so

00:56:15

mom says our soil is acidic

00:56:19

why is it

00:56:22

there mom I thought it was moles who dug up a

00:56:25

cliff there so

00:56:27

funny just explained me to the community I

00:56:29

understand where you are just about to continue driving up

00:56:33

to the Tyumen tract at the 25th

00:56:35

kilometer to the right, immediately to the right and the first

00:56:38

house, yes,

00:56:39

thanks Dimochka,

00:56:44

everything, everything, everything, I’m not interfering,

00:56:49

welcome to the channel, a bottle is

00:56:51

the head of everything and today we have the fifth lesson,

00:56:54

literally we will be like an arab

00:56:57

please Lika plaster mom calluses

00:56:58

rubbed love is we can’t I can’t only

00:57:01

my hands are dirty I’ll go into the first aid kit

00:57:02

Tim

00:57:04

and in a cubic meter of land how many beds of

00:57:07

heating pads are 5 m 25 beds we get

00:57:12

you need

00:57:14

the whole century the plaster with

00:57:17

you will come in handy thank you Dima

00:57:27

greetings you on the channel the bottle is

00:57:29

the head of everything and today we have the fifth lesson in

00:57:32

which we will install on the

00:57:34

ship

00:57:37

how everything

00:57:39

turns out beautifully here we are going to die there now

00:57:44

the light can be said yes all the children themselves I

00:57:48

will not interfere we agreed yes that is

00:57:51

die girls and I on his boat

00:57:54

to a new life,

00:57:56

he said to the earthlings, I will rest in peace,

00:58:03

I welcome you to the channel, the bottle is

00:58:06

the head of everything, and today we have the fifth lesson, and so

00:58:12

what are you doing, mom wants to drink

00:58:15

my q why don’t you know, I caught you,

00:58:20

allowing you to come in, lie down, rest,

00:58:23

she doesn’t want to bother you and see

00:58:30

hello and the townspeople, listen, well, come on up with

00:58:36

your men, we’ll scatter the earth to the

00:58:38

car, give us thousands of rubles, a cube, everything,

00:58:41

let me translate it for you on the map, come on,

00:58:45

thank you, Dimochka,

00:58:55

welcome to the channel, the bottle is

00:58:57

the head of everything, and today we have the fifth lesson

00:59:01

with the ghostly Tim squeezed out

00:59:03

here two thousand

00:59:06

me to shoot shoot didn’t finish why are we

00:59:11

now going to die there

00:59:15

you match

00:59:18

secret still please tiles Lacy

00:59:24

tiles flattery

00:59:27

century layer this is at

00:59:30

the mother-in-law’s build the ladies she exhausted the thing

00:59:34

to finish straight all the mother-in-law go to the

00:59:38

playstation and they made a pyramid out of the earth

00:59:45

from the center lies in winter and we can’t use a

00:59:50

tanto clamp, you can

00:59:53

take it here, wrap it around my bow,

00:59:57

and that means you have my hand,

01:00:00

my floor is enough, I

01:00:04

welcome you to the channel, as if you have

01:00:06

a head for everything, Tim wisdom doesn’t need

01:00:09

nails and boards with mom, everything is so

01:00:13

bad that you need to

01:00:18

plant boards for the beds or in spring and autumn timber

01:00:21

200 by 200

01:00:23

all the boards we are in the same spirit fence and nails

01:00:27

here is the screwdriver come on sure sure sure sure

01:00:30

sure

01:00:33

screwdriver

01:00:36

3 2 1 0 these nails don’t suit me I need

01:00:43

others with a cross

01:00:46

[applause]

01:01:00

welcome you to the channel bottle

01:01:03

head and today

01:01:06

Dima urgently put bandages on my mother

01:01:09

cut her leg with a chainsaw,

01:01:12

do they live and in general why did they drive me

01:01:15

anyway yes yes she didn’t get stuck she

01:01:17

cut herself when she kicked her

01:01:21

mane all the first aid kit from the head that

01:01:24

pills the school needs to be treated more prayers

01:01:29

welcome you to the channel the bottle is the

01:01:32

head of everything and today we are in the fifth lesson in

01:01:35

which they take out match bottles on the ship,

01:01:37

then I’ll give you a flashlight,

01:01:41

you can go crazy with these

01:01:44

common beds, it’s night in the yard, you ca

01:01:46

n’t see the floor anymore at all, and what are you

01:01:48

doing, but why are you making a flashlight for

01:01:50

them there and nothing? we don't do mom is

01:01:54

lost

01:02:00

let's go look for the

01:02:02

forces of evil I'll find you now

01:02:07

[music]

01:02:22

[applause]

01:02:28

elan. this is the most amazing first

01:02:32

date of my life that is the best first

01:02:34

date everything went flawlessly

01:02:37

please your score thank you thank you

01:02:41

a second a second seconds

01:02:44

amazing first date

01:02:49

total means 3,700 we got it on the

01:02:53

first date that

01:02:54

everything was delicious it wasn’t even a pity

01:02:56

3,700 give it away after

01:02:58

all first date everything was very

01:03:02

tasty I liked everything very much I

01:03:04

liked everything and what did you like

01:03:06

more out of 3,700 I

01:03:09

heard it was so delicious it was

01:03:12

just like in Europe hell it was very tasty

01:03:14

imagine in Europe a friend

01:03:16

told me they if a couple with a girl

01:03:18

go to a restaurant in Europe

01:03:28

that then everyone pays for themselves,

01:03:32

but this is not the case in Europe either, but although

01:03:35

we strive to join the European Union,

01:03:38

I’m just worried that we’ll be

01:03:41

late for the cinema, I just booked tickets for the movie, a

01:03:43

very interesting picture, and

01:03:46

we have 3,700

01:03:49

serving here and so we ate a lot of everything, yes, but

01:03:52

only 3,700, it seems to me it

01:03:54

should be more, I’ll check that you don’t mind

01:03:56

okay,

01:03:57

so yours oh

01:04:00

why not thousands of riot police 600 lasagna 700

01:04:04

oysters 1000 my

01:04:06

beer 100 rice porridge 300

01:04:11

[applause]

01:04:17

no, that’s how it turns out 3,700 I thought I was

01:04:20

mistaken no, everything is exactly with my own

01:04:22

money, how can I wrap it up in a

01:04:23

second, a second, the thing is that

01:04:25

we haven’t put everything in yet, and

01:04:29

now

01:04:32

and now not everyone

01:04:34

is calling me, but I can’t hear me on

01:04:37

silent, excuse me,

01:04:39

please,

01:04:40

Lyoshka, here’s yours the young man

01:04:42

asked for the remains of the porridge with him, so

01:04:46

that we can continue your gala

01:04:49

dinner,

01:04:50

well, let’s take a bath, let’s go to a movie, then

01:04:53

let’s go to the young people and you’re going to grow up on

01:04:56

it, and I haven’t

01:04:57

paid off yet or what, my what, but if we

01:05:01

heat it like that, we’ll go to the movies like that being late

01:05:04

might be nice, let’s do it in half, well, like

01:05:07

in half,

01:05:09

if I was there in half and offered it to the dogs in half

01:05:14

[applause]

01:05:19

there’s a mine in half, what can we do? We’ll

01:05:22

pay for everything for ourselves for the match, but no,

01:05:25

but no, it’s inconvenient for me, who will pay for

01:05:29

me, my head hurts, what? to do

01:05:33

this, we will generally confuse the nets, everyone for themselves,

01:05:34

that there was one person dealing with money,

01:05:37

you understand, let me

01:05:39

deal with money, more than one, it’s flowing, come on, come on, okay, come

01:05:41

on, you deal with

01:05:43

money from us, that’s why it’s fine,

01:05:45

please, that’s it, now everything has been put in place,

01:05:49

please, yes, well let's go to

01:05:51

let's go, let's go couples who didn't have change

01:05:54

normally, they served us to the fullest, we have the

01:05:57

last 5000 steel let's go let's go

01:06:00

get clothes bye and this is in your fur coat for

01:06:02

give me back the warm one I'm supposed to eat

01:06:04

run run I'll come now please yours which

01:06:07

means so means 5 3 700 and 1300

01:06:10

should remain 1100 200 but everything is there about

01:06:13

stop knocking me down 1100

01:06:15

two hundred or three hundred yes that’s right all

01:06:18

the reward is of course not necessary

01:06:19

for a waiter but encourage

01:06:22

my daughters to spend all the money the girl is doing

01:06:24

this is not my event

01:06:32

[music]

01:06:34

Andrey dressed decently for the first date

01:06:36

and behaved no

01:06:40

assistant clamp

01:06:43

what a wonderful evening and you joke so funny

01:06:47

and the whole evening that everyone goes around

01:06:51

[laughter]

01:06:53

where is the toilet sister duck and

01:06:57

I love to sew stage I love to live and

01:07:01

you have rubber bands excuses on your ears and it looks like

01:07:03

horror that

01:07:06

[ laughter] I don’t

01:07:13

know anything funny I like to joke but I don’t know how to

01:07:17

downgrade I’ll teach you you know what

01:07:20

my friends call me like a car yum yum

01:07:24

yum yum yum yum yum

01:07:28

make a car I have a sports car baby it’s

01:07:32

standing at the entrance when you came in you

01:07:34

probably

01:07:35

saw

01:07:36

these Ladas

01:07:39

a little to the left Auto area here under the bus

01:07:45

I park the property under the bus so that the snow

01:07:48

doesn’t fly, it’s just a convertible for me, I

01:07:50

understand you’re so brave and attacked

01:07:53

this one and drove him away from me yes yes yes

01:07:56

let this old man cough in another place,

01:08:01

you’re right in these masks it’s all the

01:08:04

same face and everyone looks like doctors but don’t

01:08:07

tell me your eyes

01:08:10

when I saw your eyes then I

01:08:13

saw myself in them I fell in love

01:08:16

you are so romantic and your apartment is

01:08:19

so beautiful and the area is prestigious and I

01:08:23

live in Altufyevo

01:08:25

Altufyevo is a lively neighborhood and I’m like there -

01:08:29

once he gave in to the rats,

01:08:31

in general, I live here while my nest is being built

01:08:34

in the new barn, and my

01:08:37

parents in the new barn just took the land, they are

01:08:39

building a great choice, well, do

01:08:43

n’t you want exclusive cognac, there are

01:08:47

only 54 of these bottles in the world,

01:08:49

I’ve already given them out,

01:08:53

make up your mind what aroma I smell,

01:08:56

berry notes, well, Maidan France, if only

01:09:01

you were so gallant, you are the complete

01:09:04

opposite of my ex, really, can you

01:09:06

imagine when

01:09:08

we broke up with him, he took away all the gifts, well, you do

01:09:11

n’t have to worry about me in this regard,

01:09:12

I definitely won’t take away from you

01:09:14

what you have gave you and why did you give me

01:09:17

your heart, come on,

01:09:19

stop it, we barely know each other,

01:09:22

you didn’t even ask me for my phone,

01:09:25

you know, I never take

01:09:27

girls’ phones, they’re always the first to take my

01:09:29

phone, you’re so self-confident, I’ve

01:09:34

already told you about the iPhone, thank you

01:09:39

maybe it’s these paper shackles that will

01:09:42

take our relationship to a

01:09:44

new level, so to speak, yes, I’m not like that

01:09:48

right away, I can’t, you know, I’m not a

01:09:51

boy either, I’ve prepared

01:09:54

two tests for coronavirus,

01:09:57

robe is negative, you’re so far-sighted,

01:10:03

oh well, let’s take off only you first

01:10:08

no, I’ll choose no,

01:10:10

okay, okay, let’s take it off

01:10:12

at the same time, just close your eyes and

01:10:19

lubricate, I’ll say so, and my lips

01:10:24

don’t smell so cold of food,

01:10:27

well, yes, I have a beard, it’s just

01:10:33

that you had plastic surgery

01:10:36

after the divorce, yes, I just filtered the eyebrows, you

01:10:45

filtered the respirator, it’s clear

01:10:48

after your 1 jokes understand that it’s

01:10:51

you jokes your [ __ ]

01:10:53

yes stop joking already

01:10:58

interestingly my mother’s tincture for 2pi with purely

01:11:01

exclusive French cognac and

01:11:04

since I poured this bottle for them it

01:11:06

became, you see it says modain

01:11:08

France

01:11:09

wait wait and the house in new Riga is that

01:11:12

you’re talking about their thoughts give birth and said,

01:11:15

well, yes, they are there when we were

01:11:18

pouring the cambric foundation, he immediately said,

01:11:21

here on the first floor there will be your room

01:11:22

and you gave me my phone, I

01:11:26

bought it, yes, I paid a loan for it and

01:11:30

parks it under the bus there

01:11:33

about a sports car really

01:11:36

seriously yes, I’ll start as a watchman at a car service center,

01:11:39

but I started driving around

01:11:41

like me, so we were a treasure, I finally

01:11:45

found a normal man here again,

01:11:48

and well, how could it be possible to

01:11:51

stumble upon you by chance among millions of men,

01:11:54

maybe it’s not by chance, I

01:11:57

mean,

01:11:59

help, I didn’t recognize your eyes,

01:12:02

I found out seriously, I just wanted to give you a

01:12:05

second chance

01:12:07

to get an apartment and you really are fine, yes, I spent a

01:12:11

long time choosing here, everything is done for me,

01:12:15

so well, the apartment is still a participant in

01:12:18

the problems,

01:12:20

let's

01:12:21

no no, apparently not, and you'll go home in

01:12:25

the air, let's go together, I

01:12:27

bought your favorite sushi from the metro, let's go

01:12:30

and cognac your exclusive French don’t

01:12:33

forget at home there’s nothing

01:12:34

it’s French let’s go and the mother-in-law

01:12:37

is driving

01:12:40

[applause]

01:12:41

[music] [applause] [

01:12:42

music] [

01:12:48

applause]

01:12:51

[music]

01:13:00

oh and what is it for today only dads dios

01:13:06

that today there’s a Stas Mikhailov concert on TV

01:13:08

so the mothers are there and

01:13:11

then we’ll take notes, well then we’ll start the meeting, excuse

01:13:17

me, I’ll sprinkle a second of Ilona

01:13:19

Cormorants on and

01:13:21

and dad Maksimka Shevelkov, they’re the

01:13:24

question I have, a month ago we went to the

01:13:27

Kungur caves, let’s

01:13:29

start again, let’s return your money for the train,

01:13:32

you didn’t listen to the end, we we went to the Kungur

01:13:34

cave and I wanted to know when they would start

01:13:36

looking for my Maksimka, which is there,

01:13:39

so you said you would return the money, so the

01:13:42

question has been cleared,

01:13:44

so our school is participating in a

01:13:47

student exchange program, two people from our

01:13:51

class can go to London for six months, we

01:13:54

just need to decide who send what

01:13:57

means who what means and decide decide but

01:14:00

friends will go my Marusya who has an A

01:14:04

should go to London this is your

01:14:06

Russian they have a bucket in

01:14:09

English damn making water in London

01:14:11

too this blow to the analysis of the puddles of all the

01:14:14

mamakans I will chew 0 English, these

01:14:18

hands, expect a leader like this, but

01:14:21

people wo

01:14:24

n’t help your Makar, London won’t help your

01:14:28

Makar, a [ __ ],

01:14:31

let’s say, but he doesn’t know about it in an evil way,

01:14:33

and

01:14:38

around the house, it’s even better, I’ll send him to

01:14:41

London taxed, oh, I forgot, and I

01:14:43

read all the news to him, how cute I am, like this I taught you how to

01:14:45

swim and threw it into the water and that’s it, you’ll

01:14:47

swim up, wait, look

01:14:50

what I came up with, I calculated everything, we can

01:14:52

take two trips to London and exchange them

01:14:55

for 5 trips to Albania,

01:15:01

why

01:15:03

don’t you guess Albania is also

01:15:06

abroad,

01:15:07

similar to borders Aunt Klava squalor

01:15:11

also a woman,

01:15:13

no one here bothered under this vase with

01:15:16

his look and spoon

01:15:19

[applause]

01:15:21

when you go to Albania in yours like this,

01:15:25

let’s not quarrel, let

01:15:27

chance decide everything, give me an album for an hour at

01:15:30

random, just do it again and

01:15:32

choose, look, I’m closing eyes

01:15:34

just and fingers look once and that's it

01:15:37

please Sazonova Olya so seasons

01:15:41

sit down

01:15:44

so 3 one apartment fracomina poked you already

01:15:47

understand all the videos where u learned to poke like that

01:15:52

at the city hall friends heard let's get something

01:15:55

more serious not garza the question is resolved

01:15:59

my Marusya is going

01:16:01

what sign

01:16:04

remember, I told you that

01:16:07

Marusya comes home in third grade and sings the song London

01:16:10

Goodbye, he is paying attention here, this is a sign, I’m

01:16:15

here correctly, Sergeevich, the sign is already

01:16:18

trusted, you are interpreting the

01:16:20

sign words of goodbye incorrectly in your case,

01:16:24

don’t interrupt, I’m flaring up for you, London

01:16:27

Goodbye, and I’ll go with my belts, this Of course, I don’t

01:16:31

know, but it was the will of the deceased to our grandmother

01:16:36

who died and bequeathed his

01:16:40

ashes to be scattered over the Thames,

01:16:43

you all knew the grannies and so to speak, out of

01:16:47

respect for and z charger minutes from there km

01:16:50

founded I saw her in the morning

01:16:53

she was dragging the refrigerator

01:16:57

died, we will remove it, will you survive if anyone ate dragged

01:17:01

the refrigerator with the last of my strength oh crook, what's the

01:17:04

video here you'll think mixed up the past

01:17:07

simple usb Ryazan taught again

01:17:09

mixed up so it means I sat here

01:17:13

listened to you and decided London my daughter will go

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and you actually who am

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I comrade from the organs

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hurt and we're all comrades from

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microcircuits

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heaven forbid

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[ applause]

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[laughter]

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so that I'm tired of all this, please give me a

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voucher already, thank you

01:17:47

reports, maybe you do

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n't understand something if you don't understand the catch, it can't be all

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that simple, maybe not the second

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lucky holders of vouchers, I forgot to

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tell you,

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you need to pay extra for food and accommodation

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flight up to 6,000 euros in total,

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why are comrades from the organs giving

01:18:22

organ sales, auntie there for

01:18:24

6, the mower is the liver. Well, what are you going to throw 6

01:18:28

mowers with water and pancakes launch a buck cutlet you

01:18:33

need to be

01:18:35

blown away by the poor

01:18:41

12 mowers

01:18:44

let's get tickets here to London my

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Anton and

01:18:51

governess will go,

01:18:53

although Antonha knows English well

01:18:56

because I'm a governess

01:19:01

[applause]

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well, you're measles cheeks,

01:19:11

I'm amazed at your cheeks, this is the

01:19:17

best what if you have now taken two

01:19:20

vouchers for also you are in a good

01:19:22

mood at home happy it will last up

01:19:24

to 15 seconds no more to my liking I have

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envy already boiling inside me I will take the fight

01:19:28

tanks harder to love the wildest reason for the

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owl

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tutu.ru

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on the pine forest quiet quiet I'm all I thought,

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stop, there are enough vouchers for everyone,

01:19:41

look what we are doing, we take two

01:19:43

vouchers to London and they give me 28

01:19:46

vouchers to the Kungur caves, but if

01:19:48

the children don’t agree, then we have 20

01:19:53

money in our class, but here comes Ilana Cormorants for

01:19:55

my then maxik already

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talent Kungur

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