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hello hello Ivan Sergey well, do00:02:44
n’t worry Egorych talking with00:02:47
the rector will accept my grandson to the00:02:49
university00:02:57
launch00:03:13
hello Sergei salute where he disappeared in00:03:18
England business trip exactly a present for you00:03:22
Sergeevich branded shampoo hello dolly00:03:26
they know how to deal with the00:03:29
yearning to expose00:03:32
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okay so you say Labor00:03:41
will get out of the crisis I think they won’t get out the00:03:45
conservatives have screwed up the economy and there’s00:03:49
still a common market00:03:50
like a bomb, I’m not the Prime Minister, I’d00:03:54
show them, and while they’re with Arlande and00:03:57
they solve the issue, they won’t succeed in hell, I’m00:04:00
right, Ivan Sergey Pashko phone number, I00:04:04
brought00:04:06
Ale Sergeevich Mikhail to bother me, I want to00:04:11
come see you today for an hour accept the00:04:13
moment00:04:18
at 1300 come on 1300 I can’t00:04:23
later I’ll later I have everything scheduled at00:04:28
1300 I have a meeting at 1400:04:34
b14 I’m proud of my bargaining00:04:37
okay00:04:38
I’ll be at 1300:04:41
Natalya Petrovna reschedule the will for00:04:45
tomorrow00:04:48
Sergeevich and I’m expecting gifts of nature00:04:52
brought but what about the words the law00:04:57
is grainy ok and I specially prepared you for this with English00:05:01
shampoo, and00:05:07
I’ll explain to you why our football doesn’t00:05:10
stick to the children’s system, it’s00:05:13
either English or Brazilian, but we should have00:05:17
your own method, our football needs it00:05:20
like hockey, otherwise no matter how much you are parasites00:05:23
on the field, don’t run around for no good00:05:27
Ivan Sergeich will be on the phone with you00:05:43
fellow00:05:48
Valyusha and I have a present there for a00:05:51
diplomat I know specially flew to England and00:05:53
the charm Ivan Sergeev and I have some chewing gum for you00:06:00
where we’ll go Valyusha data restaurant00:06:04
restaurant I’m on a diet in vain you’ll lose your charm00:06:10
I won’t touch Yashar a little00:06:12
but so what about spiritual food,00:06:18
it’s as much as you want00:06:21
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don’t you have an extra ticket unfortunately00:06:27
don’t you wait valyusha I’m sorry right now sorry pardon uno00:06:36
momento00:06:40
ardon what do00:06:43
you see glasses of peace00:06:46
Valentina Markovich greetings from the00:06:48
Ministry of Public Utilities 200:06:53
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aa00:07:35
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I love the00:07:50
early Mozart thirty-ninth00:07:53
symphony more, he’s completely worn out and00:07:56
if by and large then Gershwin is somewhere00:08:00
from Mozart I expected more00:08:04
personal00:08:05
respect for Silva in particular,00:08:10
maybe we’ll come to me and00:08:13
what will we do there’s nothing to do00:08:18
with pleasure00:08:22
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better00:08:47
more00:08:51
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and00:09:07
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what will you drink Vanyushin and before that00:09:11
place gin and tonic or aside from it00:09:14
in the refrigerator everything is taken into account by a mighty00:09:16
hurricane and instead of ramming about and me00:09:21
you can play with the food of the gods about God all the00:09:25
skinny00:09:30
dirt then you cheated, that’s00:09:32
our bachelor life, you’ll come in00:09:36
more often if you don’t call me,00:09:41
ah, be jealous of me, be jealous even to the point of pain,00:09:46
even to the crown of00:09:53
someone00:09:55
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to meet guests are you not happy,00:10:10
of course, but the bison of touches to the book and years00:10:18
before I find out00:10:24
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cordon Madame00:10:34
Valya and00:10:38
didn’t call because calling on this00:10:41
task box doesn’t respect the subscriber, is it00:10:43
really annoying or00:10:46
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[laughter]00:10:51
nervous people please don’t watch the00:10:58
voices00:11:01
because I didn’t want the modern antique style00:11:07
Catherine’s era I the old man must00:11:10
be you set the table and I connected it00:11:15
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well, Valyusha is not a sanya, this is an eagle, I00:11:32
can get everything in the world and he is twice as big as00:11:34
three00:11:37
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[laughter]00:11:48
say then I can actually read the gram00:11:57
as a sound,00:12:00
my brother I understand00:12:02
brother Seryoga, the00:12:05
twin couldn’t be dearer, I’m not talking about him, I00:12:08
remember everything, but where did you hear about00:12:13
such a masterful thing? It’s not in vain that it’s a good little town, I’ll be born in it,00:12:18
and I was born in Perm,00:12:21
what does technology have to do with it, but that guys00:12:26
today everything is finished says something,00:12:29
everything is clear do give up00:12:36
if you called me, I have00:12:39
my people at my funeral00:12:55
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even [music00:13:40
] that’s00:13:51
what you have become Olezh, well,00:13:54
hello,00:13:55
don’t be afraid, Uncle Vanya, take berries and where is00:14:00
everyone in the cemetery, wait a00:14:09
minute what a joy, where are the zergs,00:14:13
mark me again, there is an aggravation,00:14:16
so is he alive or not,00:14:22
dear,00:14:25
why are you asking me, I should00:14:28
ask you, yesterday I received a telegram, how is00:14:34
it you didn’t send it, well, it’s so00:14:37
important to know, so you can, it’s a mistake, maybe he didn’t die, he00:14:41
doesn’t know how well, you don’t00:14:45
know here, but I know in Moscow00:14:50
where Vera00:15:02
Vera is in00:15:04
trouble with us, wait, when did Sergei have it00:15:08
yesterday, he was alive00:15:11
calmly, maybe it’s still not like that, we’re going00:15:52
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Vanya great and00:16:01
[laughter]00:16:07
put it out like this, we’ll move in, but it’s not enough Do00:16:11
I have enough enemies? I’ll catch the bastard00:16:14
in court. I’ll give him a vacation. I took Vitek at his own expense.00:16:17
You’re at breakneck speed. And without this00:16:19
telegram, you wouldn’t have come. I’d have been00:16:22
planning to come in the summer; I’ve been planning for five years already;00:16:24
okay, you’d better tell me00:16:27
how you feel; nothing hurts. the00:16:30
doctors have just started, they say the open00:16:33
niche will be closed, I’ll talk to the head doctor,00:16:36
how long will you stay in bed for what the doctors promise for00:16:40
a month, they say00:16:43
you’ll have a good rest, you’ll get a good night’s sleep, he tormented us with00:16:46
his sativa fish more than once, you came to the rescue,00:16:49
be a friend, what’s00:16:52
wrong with me now it’s spring, the sturgeon00:16:57
will spawn and If I’m not there, the authorities will00:16:59
do what you want from me,00:17:01
then it looks00:17:02
like you and I00:17:04
will put on uniforms, caps, and we won’t be able to tell the difference. I’ve00:17:08
gone a little crazy, and you won’t have to do anything.00:17:19
I’ll agree, wait, wait, you telegrammed me for00:17:23
this, but these are00:17:27
the only way out of the situation, he’s00:17:29
crazy, I00:17:31
have to figure it out, he found something to joke about, he’s keeping him in the wrong00:17:35
room and00:17:37
talking to himself after that,00:17:39
don’t be angry about anything, he doesn’t want to work, lie down00:17:43
here for me, the wards are excellent, the regime is being00:17:45
treated with hunger,00:17:47
go, you know, wherever00:17:52
you are, don’t be angry with him, he00:17:56
wanted the best,00:17:58
maybe you’ll really live with us, relax, see your00:18:02
friends, Katya keeps asking you00:18:07
how she’s here and where else at the00:18:12
plant she works in the laboratory my00:18:13
husband would visit who yes no the man had a00:18:20
show waiting for me ask00:18:29
I’m not Petrovich the blacksmith needs a hand in 2 days00:18:38
tell me where here in the00:18:40
acclimatization laboratory but the corporal is around the corner of the hall00:18:46
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compare with my Matilda the00:19:13
sparkling sparks00:19:21
in the sky the blue stars on the00:19:28
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why are you [ __ ] and and also in a00:19:42
dressing gown with whom I have the honor of jumping at the00:19:46
moment Fedorov I need Katerina00:19:49
comrade it clearly says00:19:52
outsiders are not allowed in and00:19:55
I’m not a stranger I’m a friend of childhood and00:19:59
youth add I’ll ask you00:20:07
great means She’s already00:20:09
absorbing nicotine, maybe00:20:12
we’ll try a cigar for a cigar,00:20:18
beauties,00:20:19
you’re my clever girls, who can compare with00:20:24
my Matilda, what’s the name of this nasty thing,00:20:28
super auto lvov, a00:20:29
magnificent breed of Japanese00:20:32
Fukuda hanging and our gates on firebrands, living00:20:35
love in polluted water, feeding on00:20:38
absolutely everything,00:20:40
breeding in any conditions, and You00:20:45
can also eat it,00:20:49
like00:20:52
my dear,00:20:54
boil it,00:20:57
treat it with bleach,00:20:59
sprinkle it a little with potassium permanganate,00:21:02
you'll lick your fingers,00:21:05
Lord,00:21:07
what are the fates,00:21:10
hello,00:21:12
it's me,00:21:13
Ivan,00:21:19
or the shelter, excuse me, and gave it to me,00:21:22
told me, I thought that it was00:21:24
working hours,00:21:26
you would come out, comrade, people haven't seen each other outside for so many years00:21:29
lastly smoke and00:21:31
let's give him a drink to add,00:21:35
we're sitting on who you're friends with, are00:21:40
you crazy?00:21:42
It's the head of the laboratory, the head of the00:21:45
I thought the assistant is walking around smoking ashes, throwing out ashes,00:21:48
this is the candidate of sciences Ilya00:21:50
Petrovich, amorous for something, amorous,00:21:53
well, and that's what he has pseudonym why00:21:57
pseudonym ordinary surname with such a00:21:59
surname in a women's team nothing00:22:01
to work with but God bless him a small00:22:04
gift you are greeted by the company of Christians00:22:08
a.a.00:22:13
acif,00:22:14
what are you doing, an experiment is going on,00:22:18
nothing will be eaten by the professor, he promised00:22:26
to try aphids, American chewing gum, and00:22:32
this is a handkerchief so fashionable for you,00:22:38
doors00:22:42
like Sergei, nothing, the00:22:47
cathedral is in no way almost in the apartments, new, does not00:22:51
pretend to him, they could give him gardens my00:22:53
own Hertz boat, don’t drink here the river00:23:01
by nicknames00:23:07
wishes and00:23:09
that I don’t know, I don’t know anything and I don’t understand00:23:13
to us not then five years ago I refused00:23:16
I didn’t understand anything so now I seem to be00:23:20
glad to see00:23:21
he wouldn’t attach it don’t boil it pulls the00:23:26
bones professor that’s enough, why did you00:23:30
immediately suspect him against me00:23:33
I can handle it, although I have no education, but in00:23:35
a position I want below, I00:23:39
ate it and save delicious candies00:23:46
on the collective farm, victory chips, I’m not the cat00:23:50
you need, Sergei, and I’m Ivan, they’re00:23:53
watering the cabbage there, and I’ll want another00:23:56
lake without a filter,00:23:59
they tell you in Russian, I’m not an inspector I’m his brother and my brother is00:24:02
sick, it’s clear I told the foreman you don’t00:24:05
have the right without a filter, he waves me off00:24:08
today I’m walking across the field looking at crucian fry, are you kidding me, I’m00:24:11
clearly00:24:13
explaining to you that you’re deaf and00:24:16
deaf, you probably forgot, and Baturin is a00:24:19
public inspector, I need to shout to the left00:24:24
I just came to the funeral today, did00:24:26
you at least understand that they are that cat, my00:24:29
brother and I look like it’s clear that such a disgrace,00:24:32
we installed two powerful pumps and so the shallow00:24:34
water will suck in all the little bits, that’s00:24:37
an abnormality or something, deaf like you, Kirov is00:24:39
getting into public life, yes, this is00:24:41
happiness and birth at night there is no peace from them, the00:24:47
humanists will not let you come to your senses00:24:52
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I tell them I the public inspector00:25:04
waves it off I tell them this is a00:25:08
crime wave it off yes wait you00:25:12
yes yes there are not only crucian carp comrade Koshkin Tomi00:25:15
roach00:25:22
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[music]00:25:46
respecting Van00:25:53
yes that's right a whole ice massacre00:25:58
here it is00:26:01
7300:26:06
more00:26:09
74 yes yes00:26:14
and another00:26:16
7500:26:20
75 and a half but here00:26:24
he is the foreman you see I don’t want00:26:35
she turns off her pump a lot to00:26:37
start what goes and his route is00:26:40
dying so disobedience to the authorities okay00:26:44
she turn around like that why turn around00:26:47
turn around They tell you that I’m tired of00:26:53
the cold, am I now sticking you all over the area00:26:57
[laughs]00:27:02
what can we understand, we’ll have to00:27:05
draw up a fine protocol, pay00:27:09
tribute for the fine, uncle, you don’t00:27:12
have enough money, only the public activists and I00:27:16
collected 75 fry, each of them could become00:27:19
carp kilogram for two store cards one and a00:27:23
half rubles00:27:25
oh00:27:27
crazy money you can’t pay00:27:30
mascara think foreman what00:27:33
extenuating circumstances do you have00:27:36
barrels sony sola mushrooms00:27:40
bottle you can organize a bribe00:27:43
you offer for a bribe and even while00:27:46
performing duties yes what are you doing I00:27:49
offered to sit like that I didn’t I was thinking about00:27:52
this, I think00:27:55
the village needs to teach you everything, I need you to give me00:27:59
some kind of certificate, give me a letter in the Pisces00:28:01
family, write a note of gratitude from00:28:04
the team, a newspaper note, for example, one00:28:07
please, with pleasure, val like this,00:28:10
Comrade Kotkin came and carried out00:28:12
explanatory work among the population, and00:28:14
I’ll take flowers from you in nature00:28:19
every killed fish illuminates the00:28:23
grave, and at least it’s mean, Comrade Inspector,00:28:27
only you and Sergei Sergeich, and this is the00:28:30
film that should be00:28:31
illuminated and there is no need for00:28:37
mischief.00:28:53
put it here00:28:56
on the wall, hang it here, the collective farmers Sergei00:29:00
thank you, and this stinks and the worker,00:29:03
well, work Sergei, since a taxi does00:29:05
n’t work out, it’s an interesting thing to protect nature00:29:08
if you approach it wisely,00:29:10
look, look who is walking like00:29:17
this, the00:29:19
enemy is going for a provocation, well, okay,00:29:24
we use his likeness with firepower00:29:46
Madame Rose is withering from the frost, your beauty is00:29:51
not when00:29:54
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he expired, my tick is freed,00:30:10
but also the birth of Denmark, you are proud of his face,00:30:14
and the00:30:16
small excellent lift us at the00:30:19
Arquette plant, a clear00:30:22
road, having decided 1 3 look for food, we are looking for a00:30:26
taxi, docking, let's go to a restaurant00:30:30
visa, we're00:30:31
starting a big deal00:30:34
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report the situation, here's your section00:30:47
5 rivers along with their tributaries00:30:50
20 lakes from, not counting the ponds,00:30:54
sturgeon spawning will begin any day now, the people00:30:57
in our area are of course conscious, but00:31:00
the poacher also grabs them out of00:31:01
thoughtlessness, mostly kids00:31:04
others are for passion, but the most dangerous are00:31:08
professionals,00:31:10
well, guys,00:31:13
strain your brains, I’m00:31:19
giving information for thought to00:31:22
one inspector, it’s simply impossible to keep track of00:31:25
everything, but your brother has built a00:31:26
strong active curious commandment,00:31:29
comrade00:31:33
Catherine, hello, hello, this is brother00:31:38
Sergei Sergeevich, get acquainted,00:31:40
meet00:31:43
Baturin, an00:31:44
accountant who00:31:46
is deaf, but in the form of that is better than us with you, in00:31:50
general, Styopka, you will take it upon yourself,00:31:54
everything is expensive, the00:31:56
laboratory assistant at the plant is fond of00:31:59
scuba diving, you never know00:32:02
where she will emerge from, I take it, no,00:32:06
you won’t be able to cope with her, I00:32:11
will isolate her myself, you will be this one at00:32:14
bye-bye-bye-bye bye bye don’t relax00:32:18
very serious object00:32:21
Kolya Ivakin 8 b yes comrades that00:32:27
the inspector is temporarily replaced by his brother,00:32:29
not a word to anyone for everyone, still at the station00:32:32
Sergei Sergei Chekashkin porridge,00:32:35
this very chief district inspector00:32:39
against him saw one remedy, run and get away00:32:43
in the hospital, it’s fresh, well, by yourself00:32:47
I saw yesterday my uncle was visiting the next00:32:50
ward with an ulcer,00:32:53
and if that’s the case,00:32:56
consider half the job done,00:32:59
God,00:33:01
he’s not in good health,00:33:03
here’s a scarecrow,00:33:06
sign00:33:07
for the risk, the supplement is supposed to be what the conditions will be, the00:33:12
conditions will be a difficult section,00:33:16
as you’ve already seen, it’s huge, I’m not talking about this00:33:20
condition, there will be such brother on ballots00:33:23
I have a treasure you want relatives but formally00:33:26
I have a different motorcycle now replace the tumbler they00:33:30
sewed up the boat two lifebuoys to00:33:33
swim I don’t know how to swim with small stuff nah00:33:37
put it in line for an apartment whatever00:33:39
Sergey don’t refuse a business00:33:42
approach and you and your brother turn out to be different00:33:45
everyone00:33:47
leaves for 100:33:50
hour x everyone be in place00:33:54
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[applause]00:33:57
[music]00:34:23
hello science hello glue00:34:27
who are you putting all these on let's00:34:29
release the super author masses into00:34:31
natural conditions and the nets are for00:34:34
fencing into the river he won't go so do00:34:36
n't worry comrade inspector and not a00:34:39
wave well, how about a complaint about our00:34:43
laboratory, the Ministry who writes who00:34:46
you are and don’t stand yourself as a lamb and in vain we00:34:50
rush at me I didn’t write any complaints00:34:52
for this same Sergey describe he was afraid of everything00:34:55
super of time to seat all the fry and00:34:57
eggs he only eats waste00:34:59
of some future don’t boil00:35:02
the future so the future you can release I do00:35:04
n’t mind00:35:05
let’s go talk to her working00:35:09
hours00:35:10
oh so she put it in place I forbid00:35:15
watering the wave continue00:35:18
Ekaterina Mikheeva00:35:21
you’ll see him somewhere out of my sight00:35:28
well compare me with something why I came00:35:31
I want to do you have an official00:35:33
offer,00:35:34
come visit, thinking of a little soiree,00:35:37
and this is also nothing indecent00:35:39
in French, it means evening, in our opinion,00:35:42
let’s sit and have a drink, you’ll come00:35:48
[music]00:35:50
something happened00:35:53
water and water don’t happen here something00:35:57
workers they dream of their00:36:00
experimental ones00:36:01
what they are like the bastards gnawed through the concrete00:36:05
[laughter]00:36:12
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then the engine even what is it00:36:45
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[applause] [music]00:37:15
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[music]00:37:18
well [music]00:37:23
Ekaterina00:37:24
[music]00:37:27
Ekaterina sarcastically00:37:32
what happened to you in the evening a telegram00:37:35
was brought to emergency laboratory who00:37:39
will meet you there by train at 6 am I will kiss my mother00:37:43
she just left00:37:46
strange00:37:50
[music]00:37:54
let’s00:37:56
strange00:38:09
they should wait for mercy from nature00:38:12
take them from her our task is00:38:20
she00:38:22
keep the00:38:24
fish today we take and throw away the little things00:38:38
beauty00:38:43
I love the water element keep quiet00:38:46
Aivazovsky let’s go to the second entry is00:38:51
hard their business caught the chair and00:38:56
[applause]00:38:59
neater than00:39:02
which we leave en masse00:39:06
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Baikal00:39:18
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fisheries protection turn off the engine00:39:32
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and [applause]00:39:56
frame00:39:59
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destroy the mail I’m patrolling on the reservoir00:40:07
everything is calm it’s there's probably a00:40:10
whole gang of police at work, we need to call for everything to cut, we'll catch ourselves for nothing, we can't00:40:16
handle it ourselves, we can't handle it if we work00:40:19
like you worked here, handicraft work00:40:22
in the old fashioned way, the boat is leaking, the engine00:40:25
is stalling, the tent is full of holes, your brother thought00:40:28
about this question, but the fisheries protection department has no00:40:30
funds this theory of relativity, the00:40:34
means would always be there,00:40:37
there would be a goal,00:40:44
and as they say in Paris, if you want to live,00:40:47
be able to spin around,00:41:02
pass00:41:20
bali00:41:24
yourself,00:41:44
what does this mean, you need to ask you00:41:47
who is a comrade, I’m an inspector and who are you and00:41:50
I’m a director00:41:52
former comrade comrade this is an office00:41:56
phone and you have me and an official conversation00:41:58
she's intercity Moscow urgently00:42:02
296 4500 minister's reception thank you00:42:07
comrade dear but behind the scenes00:42:11
minister's reception to talk to you contract00:42:13
Arkhipovich find out why it's clear you're eating00:42:17
close the door00:42:21
well you know look Mikhaleva this is00:42:25
my client friend that is, do you know the00:42:29
basics of water legislation of00:42:30
the republic,00:42:31
what is this, I ask you, don’t worry,00:42:35
dear comrade, now we’ll sort it all out.00:42:37
Bathhouse, prepare my personal one urgently,00:42:41
and00:42:42
the conversation with Moscow, let’s mark it00:42:55
in the service. I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you right away. I00:43:00
was able to meet you at the hava meeting; I did00:43:02
n’t have to be so close;00:43:07
well, about your boat, I didn’t worry,00:43:10
everything will be done in the best possible way, let's00:43:16
lower it carefully,00:43:19
workshop 8, this is what produces the purple00:43:22
pollutant while we are forced to00:43:25
dump it into the river00:43:29
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understand, dear Sergei Sergeevich, I have a00:43:36
plan from above that requires the launch of new00:43:39
capacities, the treatment facilities are not ready00:43:43
yet not ready,00:43:46
considering the end of the quarter,00:43:49
you could meet us halfway,00:43:52
could if you meet us halfway, as00:43:57
they say, you’re00:44:00
angry with me and what am I doing to you00:44:03
in general, it’s nothing, can you imagine the chosen00:44:06
special price even for decent furniture, let’s say00:44:08
the boards for the fence are already a problem00:44:12
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taken00:44:18
secure00:44:20
everything will be done and you Sergey00:44:24
Sergeevich sign us the acceptance certificate for the00:44:26
treatment facilities for a good00:44:28
person it’s not a pity00:44:30
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and00:44:54
I ask today so impromptu00:44:58
next time we organize barbecues00:45:01
tsinandali from the capital of our homeland, write out00:45:05
and the00:45:06
younger generation is offered00:45:08
non-alcoholic Pinocchio,00:45:10
good girl,00:45:13
American drink, a00:45:15
luxurious thing and then you can00:45:17
store sunflower oil in a bottle, you can00:45:20
come up with something like that,00:45:22
love Timofeevna, you can’t eat such things for cucumbers,00:45:26
remember you should drink whiskey with00:45:29
ice00:45:46
for the health of00:45:48
beautiful ladies and00:45:56
but how did you feel what the aroma is like, you like the bouquet00:46:04
now we’ll catch the buzz and00:46:08
now Alaverdi books his at night we ask for a00:46:11
match we be healthy a wonderful toast00:46:15
brevity is the sister of talent,00:46:17
but00:46:23
just don’t talk nonsense to children under 16 years old,00:46:27
getting a buzz is not allowed00:46:32
to taste the same moonshine is decorated beautifully,00:46:37
I don’t know how the buzz is sore throat, we’ll get it for sure00:46:41
Vanechka, I’m George, the kidney of the fly is so necessary,00:46:47
and00:46:52
now a short excursion to the00:46:55
vacation spots of Comrade Koshkin, this is of course not00:46:58
Fellini and not even Antonioni but judge00:47:01
for yourself on this Maleevka writers' house of00:47:05
creativity00:47:06
nice place nova patriarchal boredom and00:47:12
this is from Sochi to young actors I'm00:47:16
friends with bohemia it's00:47:18
very interesting like in the cinema what do you00:47:23
think if I were its director I would00:47:26
show how to film it I I’ll tell you00:47:29
what’s missing in our cinema: there’s00:47:31
not enough naked sex, the public00:47:34
pays money to spot it, it’s like in a bathhouse, the better you00:47:37
please the client, the more he’ll pay you for00:47:40
it, economics, and00:47:45
this is the international home for journalists in00:47:49
the army,00:47:50
notice on the right one famous00:47:52
journalist, I really don’t remember his last name, but00:47:55
on the left on the left It seems that every time I’m a00:47:59
worker of what kinds of arts, yes, I’m a00:48:02
worker of all kinds of arts, through my hands, one00:48:05
might say, all our00:48:07
advanced arts, sports and science pass through from00:48:09
behind, and even if from behind,00:48:12
I didn’t understand your injection from Katherine Micah, as00:48:16
they say, anyone can offend an artist00:48:18
you think Vanya the bathhouse attendant oh.00:48:21
not my dears, you00:48:24
are mistaken cat magician and wizard00:48:27
maestro of massage the creator of a healthy00:48:30
spiritual life through a healthy body, let’s00:48:34
say a famous writer comes to me00:48:35
complains about them says00:48:39
inspiration is not written00:48:42
I take it for00:48:44
a moment I take00:48:48
it I put it down I say now we00:48:53
will set you up and so on and so00:48:58
on so and like this and like this and with a00:49:02
broom with a broom with a broom and the writers before00:49:06
my eyes are transformed and inspired00:49:09
does not create a work worthy of its00:49:13
shadow from now on he is a00:49:15
classic then you give me a game00:49:20
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nature is good to return to it in00:49:30
nature it is necessary from time to time as00:49:32
Jean said Jacques Rousseau to someone in one word, I’ll00:49:38
tell you this, come with me to00:49:41
Moscow again, what do you need here in the middle of nowhere, I00:49:49
earn money, thank God there is a00:49:52
cooperative apartment, and the kids00:49:55
will go, I’ll00:49:56
define my SBI cheekbone in English, and00:50:00
for figure skating,00:50:02
I have a coach I know, soar with00:50:08
inventions, but let's walk00:50:12
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at least explain what you need, who you00:50:25
want, the00:50:26
general academician, all the princes and fairy tales are00:50:31
waiting, come down to earth, are00:50:37
you yelling, are you crazy, or what is it, the00:50:41
same one, you're going, leading in the herd, well, he's00:50:46
alive, the bells weren't ringing at that time, but another00:50:49
inspector,00:50:51
how are you, see you00:50:55
soon,00:50:58
eat, let’s00:51:02
say when you go through the reservoirs, look00:51:05
where the shallows are, the sun warms the water and00:51:09
last year’s grass, the fish I love, that means there’s00:51:13
a spawning ground for me, your00:51:16
last year’s grass was given to me, tell me where to00:51:18
catch poachers, eccentric, then you understand, you need to00:51:21
develop the entire reservoir you even need00:51:24
the topography of the bottom and the poachers they are just00:51:27
scientists where the fish are there they are here for00:51:29
you and all the science00:51:39
so00:51:41
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you say last night where you were sleeping00:52:13
the neighbors say that she saw you on the00:52:16
river but didn’t see you and you listen turn down the00:52:19
boats that you have scales exactly last year00:52:23
the herring clean your00:52:25
studies Thorin came to you a warrant for you00:52:28
there is January here00:52:31
you have rights for the past amnestied00:52:35
Pavel everything about no questions yes yes I00:52:37
warned you I’ll find out again we’ll confiscate the00:52:40
boat00:52:53
nonsense now it will be and Yegorych what to do something00:52:57
brothers food and bone00:53:02
twins - brothers, yes, I’m all in the hospital and I00:53:06
called my brother for help, oh, so Sergei00:53:11
Sergeevich,00:53:12
you’re being cunning, my darling,00:53:15
you’re showing the north,00:53:18
but it’s okay,00:53:20
I gave you a circus,00:53:24
comrade Kotkin, I’m from the regional newspaper,00:53:27
you received a letter from the collective farmers, we want to00:53:30
publish your photo00:53:31
hello dolly,00:53:39
thank you,00:53:41
thank you, any questions, no,00:53:45
none ask ask they say our00:53:48
correspondent addressed as expected,00:53:52
it means that at the moment there is a00:53:55
very favorable situation in the reservoirs, the00:53:57
fish have become many times00:54:00
more numerous, they are swimming and steadily00:54:02
multiplying, the workers of the region, on the00:54:04
eve of significant dates, are showing00:54:06
high awareness00:54:08
of the birthmark of capitalism,00:54:11
poaching is one hundred00:54:14
percent over and at 100 you write, I00:54:18
know what I said and now the scientific00:54:21
problems are00:54:22
now the UN and UNESCO are fighting for the00:54:25
preservation of the environment and nature in general,00:54:27
I would like to emphasize that our00:54:31
bathhouse00:54:32
is our Tara region and00:54:36
why don’t you write down00:54:41
curiously someone is being rude00:54:47
hey lady here fishing is strictly forbidden00:54:56
I tell anyone to reel in the fishing rods00:55:02
the name of the fool I don’t ask for the last time00:55:05
I warn you I’ll take away the gear the boat00:55:09
catch first00:55:16
okay right now on my neck00:55:23
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often00:55:40
well00:55:42
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here00:56:07
[music] I00:57:11
woke up Sergei00:57:15
Vyksa00:57:16
didn’t00:57:19
recognize the concussion you remember that00:57:25
what’s your name, remember00:57:31
what the trouble is,00:57:34
you dear, not Vanya, but Sergei00:57:37
Kotkin, Sergei Sergei, they00:57:43
barely pumped you out of the water, dear,00:57:48
now the doctor will look at the00:57:53
local ear, nose and throat,00:58:18
well, what’s wrong with the patient, similar to contusion00:58:22
syndrome, doctor plus effective00:58:26
shock phase,00:58:28
then00:58:32
things are bad Maybe a consultation should00:58:37
call a mechanical therapist, open your mouth,00:58:41
what’s wrong with the leg, doctor,00:58:44
fracture,00:58:50
you want to throw back the hooves, you can’t00:58:55
get wide, maybe he can’t be taken to the hospital, oh, what are you talking about, you00:58:58
can’t touch him,00:59:02
full bed rest, medications, the00:59:05
medications you write are good to be, and A7 and00:59:08
carba cilin are there such a drug is00:59:10
imported three times a day you will give00:59:14
him a diagnosis then what kind of doctor is the legend so far the pieces are00:59:18
very noisy all the sick become a00:59:21
temple the goal give him00:59:26
order now he is not a hindrance to us00:59:37
diagnostician and sneeze without engin they can have00:59:41
three doctors 4 opinions and I will tell you all the00:59:46
future of medicine in biometric00:59:49
psychotherapy and in the bathhouse yes yes in the porn of the00:59:53
Russian bathhouse00:59:58
Science Sergeich after all Omsk drink01:00:06
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sleep sleep sleep sleep bayu-01:01:08
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po- fast01:01:38
train soon01:01:56
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and01:03:17
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27 km01:03:28
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little boss will be dissatisfied01:03:38
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now you’ll get one01:04:20
and a half hundred01:04:23
naryls and01:04:25
why are the nets one and a half for me only 120 and I01:04:28
deducted from you for childlessness and01:04:37
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sparing all over the house, look for01:04:43
what's wrong,01:04:45
you're here,01:04:47
why I have a concussion, the01:04:51
production track with a search came from the01:04:53
police department, he's tearing off01:04:58
tons of Baturin, he saved my life01:05:03
again today at night on the spawning ground, and to accommodate the01:05:06
inspector with comrade Koshkin, I'm catching01:05:08
on the nix, it's worth Baturin, he saved me,01:05:11
you understand, look after me day and night,01:05:14
get out of here from all countries, I don’t like it, I01:05:29
haven’t seen everything,01:05:31
he doesn’t believe you anymore, the state01:05:34
inspector, it’s01:05:35
time for you to change your01:05:38
social activists, Sergeich, where will they get them, and why am I01:05:42
not an activist, just give me01:05:45
the certificates, they’ll put all the indicators in order in a moment,01:05:47
you’re guaranteed it’s like a so01:05:50
what are the indicators of the inspector fine of01:05:53
violators more fines there will be01:05:55
more work and we will collect at least 500 rubles01:05:58
from her came to first place in the01:06:02
region big think well done I01:06:05
appoint you to the main social activists there are still01:06:09
activists prove Grigory Stepan01:06:13
honest working guys scarlet this is not your01:06:18
deaf Baturin is talking about what a deaf01:06:21
Turk is talking about because our men somehow01:06:24
spoiled the fish, it became even dynamite and he01:06:28
came to save them01:06:31
here they write about you01:06:36
[applause]01:06:38
at the request of radio listeners01:06:40
in front of us is a letter and friends of the collective farms01:06:43
we love and respect very much and will become our01:06:47
local fisheries inspector01:06:48
Comrade Kotkin is a man selflessly01:06:52
devoted to his native nature,01:06:55
please pass on his favorite song for him:01:07:01
you to me I to you you to me I to you01:07:04
why we don’t understand the sight of hearts01:07:08
on a pond, etc. a fence all along the Ebro River,01:07:37
what can’t you see here or something, a hangar to a01:07:40
boat, build someone for you, it’s01:07:45
clear to you01:07:52
who’s paying for the hangar, where they got the boards, I don’t01:07:56
know Vandov was brewing ascii what kind of01:08:00
book they painted the fence to repair and you can’t01:08:06
sit among the stream then01:08:15
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yes yes, and01:08:27
comrade Kotkin is glad to see01:08:31
you know that there is death on the river, unfortunately,01:08:36
but I have already ordered to temporarily01:08:38
stop the discharge of pollutants who01:08:40
took over your wastewater treatment plants, you01:08:44
are not true, but she is not being01:08:47
cunning with me,01:08:49
they forgot,01:08:51
here is your signature,01:08:54
Kotkin01:08:58
remembered, he had no right,01:09:00
he is not authorized who is he, let's not01:09:05
panic, together we're to blame, we'll01:09:07
fix it together, we'll agree, like last time,01:09:10
last time it wasn't and won't be again01:09:15
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thing, but a01:09:33
good person and good tea01:09:41
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at01:09:48
Katherine's, feel free to do the laundry, check in, decided to01:09:53
hookah, by the way, between you and even01:09:57
doctor pride communicate activism01:10:01
I know three years ago we imprisoned him in vain01:10:04
innocently but who is old later I’m from here it’s01:10:08
on so that your spirit is not what happened to01:10:10
you what happened what happened01:10:16
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look [music] [applause01:10:43
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[applause]01:10:56
[music]01:11:04
hello to the hangar01:11:06
and you want to say hello01:11:09
by your grace, they are calling in Moscow01:11:12
by the way,01:11:13
now is it you or your brother at the01:11:16
moment I definitely can’t say01:11:33
hello comrade inspector01:11:36
good afternoon not just good great01:11:40
imagine 8th workshop was stopped in the river01:11:43
there is clean water and my super the buses are01:11:45
dead, everyone is dead, they can’t live01:11:49
without a pollutant, they can’t be a01:11:53
great fish,01:11:57
you’ll feel it, help yourself01:12:00
where you’re going to Moscow at the Academy of Sciences, I’ll01:12:04
give a report full of triumph, my theories are01:12:07
full of01:12:10
poisoning with clean water,01:12:13
now super ophthalmol will make itself felt01:12:16
no, this is a grandiose Gimry,01:12:20
what is01:12:24
pate from just Russians,01:12:29
what are you, what are you, comrade inspector, don’t01:12:34
worry, I processed it in an autoclave, there’s01:12:37
almost no benzene aftertaste, don’t worry,01:12:40
the body will handle it,01:12:44
go away, piercing, I wanted to go to an intelligent one,01:12:46
but it’s simple, I can kill01:12:52
4 cubes and01:12:55
come on,01:13:01
it’s extinguished01:13:04
here,01:13:07
let’s keep everything in order, be healthy,01:13:10
bye while you do01:13:30
n’t even want01:13:33
porridge and in the interior I don’t remember anything about you,01:13:40
but it’s me who’s steaming with you, well,01:13:45
turn your back,01:13:47
Russula, well, he’s the one, and I’m going, and I’m01:13:51
dreaming of you steaming in Moscow, by the way,01:13:53
I have something fresh for you, as always01:13:55
what from the base from what other01:13:58
base, that is, then the company supplies01:14:02
and you take it, don’t be shy for the first time or something01:14:08
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hands up again, well, the guardians of01:15:06
nature, let’s talk heart to heart, and let01:15:53
Kotkin here be silent no more01:15:59
listen Vanya,01:16:01
you’re not a stupid person, you’re01:16:04
almost dying for fish because of them, it’s not01:16:08
your speech, we’ll give you money, we’ll give you a car, you’ll buy it,01:16:11
I have a car at night, something else I want,01:16:14
I want to throw you a thief in prison,01:16:16
but don’t call him names, we01:16:21
know how you are, where only to you’re01:16:23
cheating yours on me, I bought you cars with your01:16:26
salary, I didn’t01:16:28
break any laws, but you’re not made up of the law,01:16:31
but if you look into it, you’re a poacher worse than01:16:33
us for the01:16:37
last time, I’m asking if we’ll come to an agreement or01:16:40
not,01:16:41
that’s enough, well, we agreed01:16:45
until the morning, you have time, you’re sitting behind01:16:48
bars, you’ll think about it01:16:51
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so you can inspect the barn and we'll soon01:16:58
go top01:17:00
with me01:17:03
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Ivan Sergeevich you can see him there01:17:40
entrance01:17:47
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Ivan Sergeevich you are here from where from the01:17:51
camel listen Baturin this pantyhose01:17:53
company ran away with Pantyukhov but nothing01:17:56
will be declared an all-Union search01:17:58
how did you screw up without me, okay,01:18:03
open it, knock down the lock, now I’ll01:18:05
organize everything and give me a glass of a policeman’s car01:18:07
after a fight, wars don’t wave their fists, drink01:18:10
with them should have been less01:18:23
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asker, we’re sitting, you’re coming, your beauties01:19:00
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Ivan Sergeevich, finally, here everyone has01:19:43
been waiting for the01:19:44
tapes, fiddling with where Koshkin is, where the paintings are01:19:47
recorded on yours just like on a car, on my01:19:50
word of honor, you01:20:02
will accept me, I got you a birch broom made of01:20:05
nylon, then you tailor will go through the01:20:08
list in order, so to speak, of significance,01:20:12
no list in the general queue of all01:20:26
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tell me further and what to tell you01:20:44
came organized01:20:47
shook up the town raised to the proper01:20:50
height01:20:52
in general everything is hello dolly01:20:58
but why so serious and01:21:01
why have fun01:21:03
[music] you01:21:08
have to go to the wrong place01:21:10
when the hour01:21:13
is this minute01:21:20
so that I’m up to my01:21:22
neck there dates what01:21:26
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well01:21:33
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old people welcome the guests did not close01:21:45
any Alexandra at 5 leave with01:21:48
us and all that01:21:53
que doit in i will why are you crazy well01:21:58
in general so going to the people is01:22:01
canceled01:22:04
then you know old man what I got you with01:22:07
what kind of person I I’ll introduce you01:22:11
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now there’s no time for jokes calm calm a01:22:24
surprise is brewing mothers be patient be01:22:27
patient Christ endured and told us to be01:22:32
nervous please don’t look at us01:22:37
today and it’s a fish day in our restaurant01:22:42
[music] Van01:23:56
fall away I sit sit01:24:01
line oh well be a man01:24:04
I’ll try,01:24:09
but you know how much they’ll give01:24:12
it up to 2 years,01:24:15
much more,01:24:17
my judge is a guy I know01:24:22
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stupid01:24:55
here01:24:57
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Смотрите наши фильмы на сайте https://кино-мосфильм.рф Подпишитесь на наш канал и страницы в социальных сетях! ВКонтакте: https://vk.com/mosfilm_official Одноклассники: https://ok.ru/mosfilmofficial Кино комедия "Ты - мне, я - тебе" Режиссёр: Серый Александр Сценаристы: Горин Григорий, Серый Александр Композитор: Гладков Геннадий Оператор: Листопадов Виктор Художник-постановщик: Турылев Георгий В ролях: Светличная Светлана, Куравлев Леонид, Шутов Евгений, Мещерякова Алла, Медведев Юрий, Носик Валерий, Пельтцер Татьяна, Карева Валентина, Ткачук Роман, Рутберг Илья Иван Сергеевич Кашкин - банщик самой престижной столичной бани. Попасть к нему непросто: чести попариться добиваются и солидные дипломаты, и известные футболисты, и руководители министерства. Зато самому Кашкину ничего добиваться не надо, к его услугам все - от черной икры до билетов в консерваторию. Так и текла бы безоблачная жизнь героя, но тут его брат-близнец Сергей заболел и попросил Ивана подменить его на своей не менее странной работе...
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