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00:00:02
[applause]
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[music]
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[music]
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this is Lyosha
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hello what are you doing
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hello this is the USSR phone service
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that
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I would like to be
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nostalgic
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remember how I used to feel
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why a scientist so what should I do or
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else I should quit now and start being nostalgic with you
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you in general borrowed and
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paid there until
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37 54 I need to eat I see
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well hello
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comrade we are
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starting to remember
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tell me how you look like everyone is
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my favorite type
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and what you are wearing as
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if like everyone else what is your salary and my
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salary is like everyone else
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I am Francis like Brezhnev after the stroke I didn’t
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understand, well, I just don’t have the words,
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describe in more detail what you’re wearing right now,
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I’m in the Khrushchevka
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devil, what are you doing to me
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and you’re definitely in the Khrushchevka,
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they don’t have to open it, open it, I believe
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in which room is
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my favorite room,
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we’re writing, well, there’s a carpet on the wall here with
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deer, a window, a book-table
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near the wardrobe, you know, the one where the doors
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never close, and also the bed, well, that’s how it is, the
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bed I’ll sing from 2,
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and in the bathroom, what do you have in the bathroom, like
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everyone else, blue tiles and strong,
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come to the balcony, these will
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open the
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latch crack and he opens the doors to the balcony
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and
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now you can’t wear stockings with them, they store
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hawk
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and you’re a bad girl, very oh
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I’m so bad that I don’t even have a
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knitted napkin on the TV,
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what’s on TV,
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I don’t know, I took the cable out of it
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because there’s a thunderstorm outside,
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but how As soon as the thunderstorm ends and I
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’ll put the plug into the socket and we’ll
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look at the second program for the error
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resident, you can watch it online
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tell yourself where you work in
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the canteen
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what today yesterday’s people are giving
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me a double portion
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and let’s take a walk let’s
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how do you want to look I want I want I
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I want black patent leather shoes,
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of course you can, but then you won’t have
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winter boots, damn the sofas are unnecessary, give me
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boots, but then you won’t have them, day
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his coat, to hell with it,
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walking under work while
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passing a grocery store because that
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vodka costs three rubles per kopeck
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for 220 and the main thing is that
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none of this is available,
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now I’m just like an old Volga in the cold, it
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almost started
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up, it’s going to be in your
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refrigerator, it would be your legs buzzing and you
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stood in line all day, why did you
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write for cheese and sausage, it’s cooler tempered with
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dangerous cheese,
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I want with you now,
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but when choosing which line you
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want to stand in line with me, the line is
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peas, or maybe in line,
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mayonnaise will help in line, line, but
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maybe something harder, any fantasy,
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any then I want to have
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sex in front of the meeting of the Congress of the
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Communist Party of the Soviet Union and so that the orgasm coincides with phrase
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urnah comrade
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and you are a commie deposit of the role but then
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I slowly take off my blouse the
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blouse that was laid for me by my
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older sister
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which you sisters nafila my mother also
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which my grandmother wove for her and here I am
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almost naked like this almost but for us not
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only a string bag is
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dumb I put on my string bag and put on an apron and
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then
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I start to cook my hooves on
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Bulakhov’s robe
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[applause]
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now I liked it comrade yes yes very much
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they won’t like it if you go back
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to those times again it’s easy seriously k k k k k k
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k come or buy this from Minsk
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here and so the time is
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over this kick was paid for everything
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[applause]
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[music]
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here we are an artist of Ukraine
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not a word bye and
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voiceover
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charming Elena Krai

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