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two men leave the casino, one naked

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and the other in shorts naked says Senya That's why

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I respect you You know how to stop in time

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a man knocks on the gates of heaven

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Saint Peter opens it for him What do you need

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a man, yes, you came to heaven and who on

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earth were you a football referee? no, you’re

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not here, I know you judges, you’re all

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corrupt No, I was honest Yes, this can’t be

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like that. Well, even in the final

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match, Russia-France played on the

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Russian field. A minute before the whistle, with the

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score 2:2, I awarded a penalty to

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Russia. St. Peter I feel the

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back of the head I don’t remember something like that and

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It was a long time ago the man looks at his watch 9

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minutes

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ago remember years ago

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in the Dirks you will be left alone and

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know I remember you missed a comma after

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one thief in the zone says I love dogs and

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hate cats And why Makar But

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imagine I found a villa in real life, a

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finger-licking guard dog for a month to

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feed, finally came at night to

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work, He greeted me as if he were his own, he

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licked me all over, but I turned off the alarm, the

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locks from zero, not a single one, I don’t jingle And in

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the hallway I step on the [ __ ] cat’s

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tail in a Georgian school of the Soviet era, the

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teacher says science the answer is that the sum of the

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squares of the legs of a right

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triangle is equal to the square of its

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hypotenuse, who can prove this Mishiko

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Come on, you really do, I

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swear by my mother Well done, A. Who else

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will try, yes, I, too, I swear by my mother, the

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teacher is weak, yes, it’s a C Well,

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why a teacher, because Mishiko’s mother is

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Chairman Rice half a coma And you

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just have a

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store director on the bus, two girls are sitting

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talking at the bus stop, a guy comes in and stands

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next to him and says smiling Oh,

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what girls, pretty girls

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are embarrassed Yes, really nice guy,

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okay, okay, I’m kidding.

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I the Americans bought the blueprints for the helicopter from the USSR,

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took them to their place, and collected them. steam locomotive,

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American engineers

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carefully studied the drawings, assembled

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the steam locomotive again, then the Americans gathered the best

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engineers in the world, did everything exactly according to the

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drawings anyway, the steam locomotive was already

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desperate. They asked the

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Russian mechanic Vasya Vasya to come, 2 days in

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the hangar, ask for it,

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on the third day he opens the gate, the

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Americans look and there’s a helicopter standing there.

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they were delighted and asked how

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you did it. Yes, everything is simple right there on the

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drawings in the lower right corner it says

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after assembly, process

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