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a Listen, friend, I have
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a problem here, the guys and I are having a party, and I
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lost my jacket, there’s nothing to get home, help me out with a
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car,
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but for
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God’s sake Give me a green card, I don’t care if I need to
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go with a transfer, please please.
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Here’s the story: the guys and I are having a blast.
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And
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the jacket
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happens to everyone. I’ll
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give it to you on Monday. No, it’s better on Wednesday, we pay
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on Thursday, nothing,
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give it back somehow, it’s said on
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Friday. That means in I’ll give you Friday like a
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bayonet Well, we agreed, I went You
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where to Where Where Where to work and I don’t understand that I’m
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not
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working I gave you a ten-kopeck
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Gri a ten-kopeck I’ll give you back But they do
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n’t let me in the subway there And I’m not
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drunk I’m not
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drunk No, well, yesterday I was hanging out with the guys
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And the jacket Well, it’s clear Let’s go
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talk excuses Well, here I am, comrade
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Trom bot
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la there is a quarterly plan, right, iron
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Well, yes, he says without the decision of a colleague, we
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don’t approve What a bastard, yes
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you are quiet, you Piglet lowered for me no I I
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gave you a ten-kopeck piece, comrades, what’s the matter?
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I gave everything to the person
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and I ask you to leave me
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alone for a minute
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you think my soul doesn’t
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hurt You think it’s nice for me
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to ask You think I’m not ashamed You think I’m
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not ashamed
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you've been told you're sick, you're not sick, you're
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drunk, I'm sick, I'm going with a friend for an injection.
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Friend, you don't have a friend, I'd
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get wet, there he is. Where is your friend,
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Comrade
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Petrov? Well, why is this possible? Ca
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n't you see a person with a
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high temperature? You have to
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understand then, keep him where
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Let me
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[music]
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you were completely ashamed sit down, my dear, sit down
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Sorry grandma You're still daydreaming about me
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Mukhtar voice give voice
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voice without going to the police
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Well, why should a
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person go to the police like that, you can say he worked all night
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tired maybe he was building bridges And you all came to the
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[music]
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police station
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As they say, to the left
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Give me a suntan to the right
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without a filter no
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no and
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actually I do
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n’t have time to light a cigarette lend a
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ruble I don’t have three then,
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especially since But in fact, I’m mentally
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abnormal, I’m having
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seizures, here I am to kill a person And for
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this I get a ticket to a sanatorium I don’t understand
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why you’re telling me this Stop lying,
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look up Well,
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I don’t know the right Well, Zhen said that no Why lie Allow me Give it back,
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it says that I’ll give you the pay,
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listen that you don’t want to help by working Yes,
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we are building bridges for you bastards What
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bridges are
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on guard Bet on me I’m about to bite off my nose
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I’m just about to have a seizure
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[music]
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quarter we must pay
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attention to the incomplete use of the
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allocations allocated for the development of the
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gross volume Vadim Petrovich
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Hello
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Hello, I repeat those allocated for
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the development of Valo
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gross gross
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volume 49% comrade
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remained
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carried this Fatal figure it was not
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used and in the previous quarter
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it’s true we managed to transfer it to the
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next but even there it is completely
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[music]
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let’s turn to the
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facts What happened Sorry, my
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son is coming from Pioneer camp urgently but
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if urgently please, we
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drink like this So it’s my
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[music]
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money What’s wrong with you
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[music]
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comrade comrade got drunk your comrade,
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what a comrade he is to me, I don’t
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know him at all Okay, pay and
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take it for some reason
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[music]
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why call the police for 15 days
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[music] if
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you want, stand where you are
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[music]
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everything is for
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you With
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[music] your
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arrival
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Thank you
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Prepare to put it on display Well, what should I
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do with you taxi taxi comrade driver
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Help please Take him
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home he needs no he doesn’t need a
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sobering-up station Yes he’s not drunk at his place
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nervous shock he won 5000 Sportloto
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you will accompany Kolya Kolenka Kolya
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Vasya I’m Vasya Sorry Vasya where do you live
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stress where to go and
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Serebryany
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Bor is here
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here well well
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unload Thank you friend thank you
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don’t turn off the meter I’m now
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now
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Well
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Beauty
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nature Where we’ll build your
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house
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I love coming here What it means
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we’ll build What does it mean to come you do
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n’t live here
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oxygen breathe friend What
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impudence everything everything everything
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let’s go let’s go quickly and he
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what And if he drowns Who will answer
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[music]
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[applause] [
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[music] the
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past road I
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dream that I as before, by the fire,
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velvet black
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eyelashes on my shoulder, your
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braid oh the
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ringing song The road is
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long and like a shawl of fate
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about the
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driver, the sobering-up station And I immediately
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told you the sobering-up station And you 5,000, so you
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feel sorry for the man, feel sorry for him, feel sorry for him So you
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will ride with all the
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winnings
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412,362 and sing
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what 2 half liters
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And maybe he has a phone number like that and a
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dadada yes yes of course the phone is
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somewhere out of here
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we will now find it in the reference book it was
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not yes
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op So Vasya and I are
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calm Klava I arrived a long time ago
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this one was
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delayed
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Hello
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larichev Vadim Petrovich
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economist Yeah yesterday Dentist the day before yesterday
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artist Alcoholics need to lie less
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[music]
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You won’t find those damned ones You need to drink
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less, but I didn’t
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[music]
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Sorry for God’s sake Sorry,
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you don’t have Piglet what or
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five kopecks
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[music]
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[applause]
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Well this
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means, Lord, what does this mean, what does this
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mean, this is it, I'm sorry, what does this mean, I'm
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sorry,
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I'm flying out, hello,
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Gogia got it, So what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, and what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, and what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, and what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, and what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
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what it’s supposed to be received, we must
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receive the guests as it should be, well, and without
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vodka, you can’t put on what you can’t do without vodka. -
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dishes dish dish dish this then
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first vodka This is the tradition of the law
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of hospitality And you forgot the
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doctors’ warning, you can’t drink I’m not
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going to drink and who will drink I
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guess I’ve found a way out Allow our
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meeting dedicated to an important event in the
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life of
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the team to fulfill the implementation plan
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at
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103/1 about that is, overfulfillment by
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31% consider open
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each percentage separately other
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proposals are not accepted unanimously
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I ask for the first percent Comrade
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Doroshenko comrades Look at the glass of
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Comrade Doroshenko
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bubbles Anna Nikolaevna I hope that
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your attitude towards the second percent is not
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expressed in bubbles Well then you that you
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I respect I think so too Otherwise it’s
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understandable to say
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Please have
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a bite You are from what
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organization Well now Let me for the
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third time
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comrades comrades I have to
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leave you for one second Let’s
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all sing together just let’s all sing everything
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friends ve Tomorrow
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we’ll go well into the
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pre-dawn
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fog of the panickers, join the team
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and the patient said It’s not good, it’s not good to mislead the
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panickers to mislead your comrades,
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you understand the heart, broly, and the last
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cardiogram Well then, go Dear, go
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Take care of his heart, they wo
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n’t give him a second anyway, but the plan We
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[music]
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friend to me he’s coming for 15 years, haven’t seen each other
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in the army, Fin Sergeevich served together, come
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here, I’m running, running,
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running, this situation is really rude, it
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can turn out to be a friend, what time does
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he arrive at 11, the plane
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arrives in an hour on the road, so you have him
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at 12, so the memorial service is at 11 at one o’clock
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I’ll sit for about 40 minutes No more 15:00
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I present the cup to the top three, they’re out
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Thank you, I’ll come,
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it’s coming, you’re going to sit down on the path
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Hoy What are you afraid of What are you
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afraid of a lot of people at the department and the scarf
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here I can’t use two words to connect the glasses
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here with the case case and the razor is the
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razor in a suitcase in a
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suitcase I forgot
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that the dissertation oh
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[applause]
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dissertations Leila That's how he ruined your
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whole life for you and me works works
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Well what's the use what's the use What's the use of a
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dissertation heard for 10 years I've been hearing this
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word dissertation dissertation you know he won't
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defend his dissertation neither
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wife nor children Just like that
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[music]
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they got up Well, what
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else will I kiss the children again and Oh
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God Listen dear, while I’m waiting for you here,
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Utai could go twice and
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come go and come that’s what
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[music]
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Say hello to the professor Starodub to
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Professor Sergievsky and especially
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Academician Leontiev and don’t worry everything
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will be fine You
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trust me take the dissertation
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Thank you Don’t worry VS will be fine Serving the
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final part that’s what
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worries me most of all I’ll be cured after
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you Here’s wife Klava here’s son Antoshka the
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naughty I have daughters daughters I have two
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five Oh where is my folder here is the folder oh all
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the time with this folder you can Sit down Sit
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down sit down
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here too Sit here always like this well
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the apartment is nothing 18 this is a kitchen 6 with clothes I have
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three but still there are a lot of us you have
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a lot there are more of you, everything yes Well, nothing
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has changed well the mustache was
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like that, it’s so
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good it’s fun when they meet
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Well, yes,
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friends M
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this Well, now you don’t need to go anywhere You
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need to call, of course, there are telephones Call me,
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let him call, let him
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call, yes
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[laughter] the
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topic of my
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dissertation growing Indonesian
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transitional
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clover in winter conditions in the mountains of
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Western Georgia Here
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[music]
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so we will come too Yes, of course, well, don’t worry,
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don’t worry Oh, sorry
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[music]
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[music]
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Sorry, stayed in a spin, guilty defending a
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dissertation on the job,
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how bad the flight was Well done Samot
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[music]
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neigh I ask
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[music]
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to sit down Allow me to start Let me start go no
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No no thank you I can’t
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Well, who
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[music]
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can I have the first toast comrades to the Motherland of
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our dear guest for the storehouse of
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black gold Sunny Azerbaijan he is
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Georgian for sunny Georgia for the kind the
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city enrages my heart for all the sunny
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Republics of the Caucasus, I ask you to drink Thank you very much
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you mean my heart is tingling
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you don’t respect the homeland of your best
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friend Why do I respect I You know
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and you don’t respect the homeland of your
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friend I
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respect not I also of course
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respect you have
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a bite due to the
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importance of the next toast no I
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can’t thank you anymore Well a little You can even the
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future candle of science I ask everyone to
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stand up and
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you and you Claudia
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[music]
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Mikha For the lovely women for our
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wonderful labor for Marengo
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[music]
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defense of the dissertation I can’t drink you do
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n’t respect Claudia Mikhailovna no How
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no I respect Be
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healthy to the bottom to the bottom to the
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bottom you understand Today I’m in the
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17th century This is in our Caucasian way And
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now the next one is
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Comrade Toshka gobble up the packs junior keep the
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new focus you know
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she’s sitting down young
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man Hello Anton Fedorovich
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Hello Thank you, the next tos I
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suggest is no longer possible
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Anto I don’t recommend this to you Anton Fedorovich
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But this is possible
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[applause]
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lemonade comrades friends I propose a toast
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to our young generation for its
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successful moral and labor
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education for our worthy
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[music]
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shift and Progress with science we
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will have to miss this toast for Nikova not so li
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dear Yes, this is a woman to become
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us no no no no no junior sergeant
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Nigo No now with
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this big glass I want to drink to the
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keeper of this house of this hearth
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Allow for science and Progress for perpetual
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motion for where it’s time until tomorrow
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everyone needs Shevsky I’m flying to the hospital let's fly
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brothers let's fly after defending my dissertation I
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will definitely do science and
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Progress recently
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[music]
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naked something boring
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blue nut
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were going while I can break nickels
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bench oh honey Here you are, little
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gun, we have orphaned you, the pump
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is working
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normally, the upper
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conto is still
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running I recently had a bull's head
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killed
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tenderloin onion eat bite after
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bite bite bite Zaku and
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so on Verka the clouds will suddenly cry and
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I'm not there I'm
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not there
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yes yes
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hello some Goga
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[music]
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Georgievich
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stopped can it be you me hello
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hello Good afternoon and
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hello
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Professor
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Starodubtsev Professor Starodubtsev wants to
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come let him come let him come
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let him come of course who who
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who Academician Leon let him come let him
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come Dava let him come address address
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know address address
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know and know know Hello yes, he's
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coming to grab more fuel
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more
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for what
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for
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A for
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[music] [applause]
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[ music]
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mine I think that it will be interesting and
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a lot of people have gathered
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Yes, hello, I couldn’t stand it, I came
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to cheer Why in this case the defense
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is a mere formality Do you agree with,
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apparently, with such a dissertation, a colleague who is not a
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candidate
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can be defended with confidence Oh, you know, he is
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so modest and indecisive Well, what are you
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I ask you
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Thank you, you know, I just saw him,
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in my opinion, he’s a very determined young
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man. He walks around the lobbies and
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asks everyone where
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the buffet is, can’t you confuse him with someone?
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Why, I know him very well,
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so
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he’ll pay
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[music]
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Hello,
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sweetie souvenir souvenir
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so Let me start please
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[music]
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start in view of the importance of the toast I ask
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everyone to stand up
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[music]
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clouds
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and some
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strange one maybe call an
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ambulance comrades Yes, he’s drunk
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[music]
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deprive him of his rights of protection
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[music]
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[music]
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in
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[music]
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[music]
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hello
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Hello I'm
00:37:21
lonely without you And I'm in trouble
00:37:28
I'm still
00:37:29
waiting for you and you're still Afraid Afraid
00:37:36
But now
00:37:38
I'm not afraid of anything
00:37:41
[laughter]
00:37:46
Nikitin
00:37:47
Nikitin what Are you asleep No No
00:37:53
let's start over
00:37:58
[music ]
00:38:01
so
00:38:03
ready ready
00:38:07
ready I'm ready started
00:38:11
[music]
00:38:32
[applause]
00:38:37
[music]
00:39:13
Hello I'm
00:39:17
listening I don't hear anything And I'm silent
00:39:25
Why do you see me
00:39:28
you don't know me at all and don't even
00:39:32
have an idea In general, I'm your neighbor from
00:39:35
the house
00:39:36
opposite why I can’t
00:39:40
imagine you have striped
00:39:43
curtains at 7:15 in the morning you feed the fish And
00:39:48
at
00:39:49
7:35 you drink milk straight from the
00:39:52
bag So that means you also see me in
00:39:58
the evening and in
00:40:04
the evening Well, what is your name, the neighbor
00:40:08
opposite Alek, that is, Alexander Petrovich,
00:40:12
or rather Alexander and I'm Natasha
00:40:17
Natasha Tell me, what are you doing today?
00:40:20
Maybe
00:40:21
let's
00:40:22
go somewhere, let's go somewhere
00:40:26
Ate, I'll come for you now,
00:40:29
come in
00:40:57
Hello mom, he called mom Yes, mom I
00:41:05
can't talk anymore He's already on his way Well
00:41:13
[music]
00:41:23
bye Valery Feliksovich Excuse me
00:41:26
please nya k I have a somewhat unusual
00:41:28
question for you. Allow me. Well, if it’s unusual, then
00:41:34
come on in. Hello, hello, Alek
00:41:37
Valery fek. Now you’ve traveled all over the world.
00:41:40
Say
00:41:42
this one or this one, come on, come on,
00:41:47
Yes No, Alik is not the same or the other, I
00:41:51
need a
00:41:52
bright bright one, yes I don’t have a bright one, wait
00:41:57
until
00:42:04
Take it off come
00:42:07
here
00:42:10
So it’s you who are trembling so much I’m
00:42:15
afraid, you see, we actually don’t
00:42:20
know each other well, but everything is somehow Goodbye, that means
00:42:24
you’re getting ready Clearly,
00:42:28
drink 100 g here for courage,
00:42:32
it helps Thank you, I don’t drink, weirdo,
00:42:35
no one is asking you to drink it, it’s so
00:42:38
small doping is like
00:42:41
a medicine
00:42:43
Well
00:42:46
[music]
00:42:49
come on He
00:42:54
[music]
00:42:56
fell in love good
00:42:58
afternoon
00:43:00
Hello It’s
00:43:02
true that you put it on this brings
00:43:08
happiness I ask you to put on this
00:43:12
jacket Well, you know, it’s somehow inconvenient, what if it’s
00:43:16
not a tutu that gets dirty Well that’s
00:43:21
great Very good Thank you
00:43:25
today
00:43:26
even tomorrow, well, no rest, no feast Yes,
00:43:30
be healthy
00:43:34
happily and he’s handsome Well, you’re a
00:43:36
wonderful guy, just too modest,
00:43:39
you know for 20 years now all the junior research
00:43:42
assistants have been going and what are you looking at, he
00:43:43
would take and help a good person, just like
00:43:47
Belogorsky from us in no way zul
00:43:49
is transferred And I'm in his place Alika Well,
00:43:51
you see how well everything is working out
00:43:54
[music]
00:44:19
why are you trembling so much I
00:44:22
'm afraid come
00:44:25
here and have a drink
00:44:27
for courage
00:44:29
[music]
00:44:41
helps Be kind I'm in a hurry,
00:44:43
you won't have anything to drink gram
00:44:51
50 We don’t have our
00:44:56
own, please, where’s the nearest
00:44:58
sawing shop? Do
00:45:03
you have those little bottles,
00:45:05
bastards, no, no, But there’s a little bit
00:45:09
more
00:45:11
check here, I
00:45:13
wish I could, please, don’t
00:45:17
hold me up here, some people are in a hurry to get to work
00:45:20
all the time, you’re pushing me,
00:45:23
excuse me, excuse me, let me pass, let me
00:45:25
pass, I do
00:45:28
n’t
00:45:31
accept it comrade, maybe quickly And I do
00:45:35
n’t need a whole bottle either, let’s take a pour Anyone who needs as much
00:45:38
as possible
00:45:39
please let me
00:45:42
pass for a minute
00:45:48
Allow me Well, I’m
00:45:50
here and this is how the queue
00:45:54
will decide Allow
00:45:57
What a disgrace, I need a little
00:46:01
alcohol But in the pharmacy they don’t give it without a prescription, it’s
00:46:07
outrageous Let me take it Stay here
00:46:10
for me Yes, I’ll
00:46:16
take a bottle for the patient, what I promised I’ll bring
00:46:23
[music]
00:46:27
Come into
00:46:30
the salon, come in, don’t be
00:46:34
shy, there’s a glass
00:46:36
here, please, 60 kopecks, little
00:46:42
pocket, you understand me just a little bit.
00:46:46
Got it, here you
00:46:48
go, Yes, 60, what are you doing? Thank you, Oh yes,
00:46:52
listen, where are you going? home that
00:46:57
at home the dog needs a compress, the
00:46:59
cat scratched the
00:47:03
glass and what do you mean, Gifts of nature or
00:47:06
something, by the way, it’s worth money, I understand Uh-
00:47:11
huh and how much how much how much fifty kopecks
00:47:15
and
00:47:18
Damn where did I get dirty
00:47:22
please be healthy
00:47:26
[music]
00:47:30
goon means a dog from a glass and people from
00:47:34
the bottle Yes, sit down, why are
00:47:37
you Yes, take it, drink it until now Well, be
00:47:42
healthy Oh, you know I’m somehow not well, you
00:47:46
give it, so exhale into
00:47:48
the air, hold it Come on little by little
00:47:52
Come on, you’re
00:47:54
great Come on here
00:48:02
[music]
00:48:05
and okay on
00:48:09
[music]
00:48:11
have a snack Well, it’s spilled
00:48:15
and it’s spilled,
00:48:17
you can still run, it’s not worth it Thank you, I do
00:48:21
n’t drink in general Yes, I don’t either, in
00:48:24
fact, I’m only today Yeah, for
00:48:28
courage And what calls to court?
00:48:32
No, can you
00:48:38
imagine my window opposite her
00:48:41
window? I’m sitting with
00:48:45
the stars, she’s playing on the
00:48:49
harp the dance of fairies
00:48:54
jelly beans
00:48:57
yes, I have jelly beans too Listen, let's
00:49:00
take another bottle
00:49:02
And now
00:49:06
I'll think about it No, you know, it seems to me that you shouldn't be
00:49:11
afraid No I'm not
00:49:15
afraid I'll get up now and go where to visit her You
00:49:22
should take a bottle on a visit with empty hands
00:49:28
Eureka Brilliant, how could I not
00:49:32
have thought of it right away?
00:50:40
you no,
00:50:42
I don’t know yet,
00:50:45
mom, he left the house
00:50:47
[music]
00:50:49
Well, what a
00:50:52
joke he made when he looks at me for six months
00:50:57
[music]
00:51:00
up close.
00:51:01
Well, of course
00:51:05
I saw
00:51:07
his very noble face,
00:51:12
mom, no, after all, there’s so much beauty
00:51:17
inherent in people,
00:51:20
just take
00:51:23
us Fe
00:51:26
[music]
00:51:29
Here we are complete
00:51:33
strangers And how did you treat me with
00:51:37
what kind of sympathy and here is Valery Feliksovich,
00:51:43
corresponding member, member of four royal
00:51:48
societies, I ask him, the tie fits
00:51:52
and he gave me a jacket
00:51:55
Ache and because he is a truly
00:52:01
intelligent person
00:52:03
But what is
00:52:08
intelligence? Intelligence is
00:52:11
not a quantity of knowledge. Now everyone
00:52:15
knows everything. Intelligence is, first
00:52:18
of all, a well-wisher. You will have some coffee. I’ll be
00:52:23
home. It’s time. After all,
00:52:27
every person is beautiful
00:52:31
until he proves
00:52:34
the opposite. You and I are essentially
00:52:39
complete
00:52:41
strangers. And you treat me with
00:52:44
goodwill, waste your time,
00:52:47
listen to me
00:52:50
Amu
00:52:53
Why and because you are also a
00:52:57
truly
00:52:58
intelligent person, yes I am
00:53:03
like that and she is
00:53:06
like that milk speaks
00:53:10
straight from the
00:53:12
[music]
00:53:15
bag And your boss is a redneck sul te Jacques
00:53:20
and now the sun will be until I
00:53:25
te Jacques gave Listen take it you're this Jacques
00:53:30
Yes, that's right, but now it's dirty Or
00:53:34
maybe you'll take it, you know, I'm uncomfortable
00:53:37
well and tell me that I'm sick Of course, in
00:53:40
my opinion, everything is fine, I understand, I understand, well,
00:53:44
bye And please thank me,
00:53:47
but of course And where does he live on the third floor
00:53:52
near elevator on the right Yeah one d
00:54:00
Well okay
00:54:06
first
00:54:13
second third right
00:54:16
[music]
00:54:25
Agas mi evil dog dot dot Come here
00:54:29
Come here my dear sko Forgive you Who is the
00:54:32
academician at home what academician is
00:54:36
your man No And why oh academician Ay On hold with
00:54:43
what that blind or something Jacques, what a
00:54:48
jacket. Please hold it and thank me,
00:54:50
please
00:54:56
[music] I
00:55:04
gave it all away. Well, he’s not at home,
00:55:08
I gave it to the woman. Well, he found himself a fool,
00:55:11
where is the bottle
00:55:15
and did he drink something? No, well, here it is, and
00:55:20
here it is.
00:55:23
window Listen, let's call Nyur, let's sit and sing,
00:55:27
yours will play, mine sings Yes no
00:55:32
Fedya, let's do it better another
00:55:34
time You see, I don't really know her and I'll
00:55:39
bring two more complete strangers with me
00:55:41
no Better give something else
00:55:45
Alik Wait,
00:55:49
wait, maybe without Nyur Yes no Fedya is
00:55:53
still uncomfortable, thank you very much.
00:55:57
Well, goodbye,
00:56:08
goodbye
00:56:12
Alik. What about me? Well, okay Fedya, let's go. You
00:56:17
'll see, she'll be happy with us, so we'll
00:56:21
come and tell her, dear Natasha,
00:56:26
we're lonely without you,
00:56:32
Ana will tell us, And I'll tell you without you, and we'll
00:56:36
tell her. And we brought you perfume,
00:56:39
what the heck, we’ll bring her perfume, then you
00:56:44
left it
00:56:49
[music] that’s
00:57:00
right
00:57:14
Uh-huh
00:57:18
M It’s me there again. Zhenya in the suit
00:57:25
forgot the perfume, so please bring
00:57:28
what kind of perfume Zhenya is Zhenya who
00:57:32
got the flu Yes, what did he
00:57:35
just say? Please bring it or else There's
00:57:38
a woman waiting for us there, I don't understand anything, I
00:57:41
'm seeing you for the first time, wait, it's coming out. I
00:57:45
didn't even give you foam, of course I didn't.
00:57:53
I see, I don't know what it is, whether he's
00:57:56
drunk or
00:58:01
crazy, here he is again. Go on your own, otherwise I'm
00:58:11
afraid of him. Hello Valery, FC there
00:58:16
I forgot the perfume in my jacket. Let me
00:58:21
take it.
00:58:25
Well,
00:58:29
please, oh,
00:58:31
there she is. And she told me he’s not at home
00:58:36
all the time, he’s lying, listen to Alik.
00:58:41
Please explain what’s going on.
00:58:43
Nadezhda Ivanovna is there in the jacket, which
00:58:46
Valery Fik kindly handed me,
00:58:49
French perfume.
00:58:52
I’d like to take it. What kind of perfume what kind of
00:58:56
jacket and what kind of jacket did you take me
00:58:59
Again 25 Yes, I repeat to you again I
00:59:02
’m seeing you for the first time in clothes You just don’t
00:59:05
be offended You probably just forgot and
00:59:08
this happens even to me So I’ll come to
00:59:12
the kitchen for a broom wait Think what I
00:59:14
came this same age
00:59:19
Yes Alik I beg you very much, go home and go to
00:59:22
bed Well, take off your side with your jacket Yes, I don’t need
00:59:24
a jacket
00:59:26
Feliksovich if you need it Keep
00:59:30
my jacket but return me
00:59:33
[music]
00:59:35
perfume I’ll explain to you again in Russian
00:59:38
that this one the man didn’t give me anything,
00:59:43
so it turns out this Pink I took for myself. Where did
00:59:48
I put it? And where did I put it in my pocket?
00:59:56
Tell me to raise my leg; he
00:59:59
stepped on a fifty-kopeck piece. Here’s your fifty-kopeck piece.
01:00:03
Take exactly
01:00:08
mine, too, I wanted to squeeze Nadya’s whims, I’ll
01:00:12
figure it out myself. No, she I didn’t
01:00:16
want to You didn’t want to squeeze Ale I’m sorry,
01:00:20
go home to sleep I’m sorry,
01:00:26
but when should I sleep And where should I
01:00:31
sleep This is my personal matter, understandably And until
01:00:35
I achieve the Truth, I won’t leave here anywhere
01:00:39
out of principle out of principle yes yes nuno
01:00:46
In this In case, dear Alec, I will be
01:00:48
forced to throw you and this gentleman out the
01:00:53
door,
01:00:57
listen,
01:00:59
first of all, and secondly, I’m not
01:01:03
Alik to you, Zhenya Alexander Petrovich, and
01:01:09
thirdly, I won’t allow you to talk in such a tone in the
01:01:12
presence of my
01:01:15
friend, I
01:01:19
understand
01:01:21
M
01:01:22
that menin
01:01:30
they are
01:01:39
our de
01:01:43
colon And not
01:01:46
Brava said about already take a sip Well, nothing with water Eh,
01:01:52
your shameless eyes
01:01:57
I She
01:01:59
couldn’t, she didn’t want hope
01:02:03
[music]
01:02:43
sew
01:02:45
guys, this is our
01:02:53
Natasha branch
01:02:58
friend
01:03:00
Fedya
01:03:03
Natasha guys,
01:03:06
come on in Natasha And where we have a
01:03:10
kitchen here
01:03:13
[music]
01:03:23
there this is a
01:03:27
vice gift from France
01:03:41
here you go
01:03:44
[music]
01:03:51
a glass These are small cups come on
01:03:56
[music]
01:04:02
[music]
01:04:11
sit down
01:04:13
friends I want to drink to
01:04:16
[music]
01:04:18
Natasha Although I have
01:04:20
long been jealous of
01:04:23
Natasha for her harp
01:04:26
[music] ]
01:04:31
Natasha, play chtoli What and this
01:04:38
All my friends laugh at me and
01:04:43
want to separate me from
01:04:46
you Near your house for the sake of my happiness
01:04:50
all day long My dear I
01:04:56
love
01:04:57
music Natasha Play honestly I say Play
01:05:03
I can’t do this Well, come on, yeah, I
01:05:08
myself Natasha, don’t worry,
01:05:12
what’s
01:05:14
wrong with yourself, oh
01:05:21
and oh, look at Vasily,
01:05:27
how many of them are flickering in the
01:05:30
field,
01:05:35
often for
01:05:39
whole
01:05:42
nights I collected them for the street
01:05:48
[laughter]
01:05:56
all day long I
01:05:58
’m in your house for the sake of your happiness,
01:06:10
please don’t play this
01:06:15
harp
01:06:17
Natasha let him play those Our
01:06:24
guest M
01:06:35
[music]
01:06:47
[music]
01:06:55
H
01:06:57
[music]
01:07:52
a
01:07:54
[music]
01:07:56
where
01:07:58
am I in the sanatorium
01:08:01
where in which
01:08:05
sanatorium oh comrade chief I’m like this,
01:08:09
okay, what sanatorium are you
01:08:14
blind or something
01:08:15
[music ]
01:08:16
sobering-up stations
01:08:21
sanatorium Why a sobering-up station Why
01:08:26
the hell did you throw the harp out the window I harp
01:08:32
and yours made a noise the neighbors came running and called
01:08:35
the police
01:08:36
And now because of you the
01:08:39
public will work on my name
01:08:41
to rattle
01:08:42
[music]
01:09:13
[applause]
01:09:18
oh
01:09:32
[music] a
01:09:43
solemn meeting on the occasion successful
01:09:45
defense of the dissertation without interruption
01:09:47
I emphasize without interruption from production
01:09:48
Goga Georgievich xth I consider it open
01:09:50
this time I’m not late Good evening treasure
01:09:53
Mikhailovna you’re all ready
01:09:57
What happened What’s the matter
01:10:00
Anton Papa died
01:10:09
[music]
01:10:25
H
01:10:26
[music]
01:10:55
A
01:11:03
[music]
01:11:12
[applause ]
01:11:15
[music]
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[applause]
01:11:21
[music]
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01:11:28
[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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