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we are also glad to see you on our new00:01:00
show today we have a men's concert people00:01:04
xl00:01:07
you know we conducted a study and00:01:10
it turned out that according to statistics the most00:01:13
popular gift for Defender of the00:01:15
Fatherland Day last year was foam for00:01:17
shaving, but there were times and there were customs when the00:01:20
defenders of the fatherland were not given socks00:01:23
for shaving foam, but a soiree was held in their honor,00:01:26
which translated from French00:01:28
means a party and I am00:01:32
pleased to invite you to quarrels in the00:01:34
house,00:01:37
tear me apart enema00:01:40
count and carnival00:01:44
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[ music]00:01:50
mon cher torso cheese boron00:01:55
Edinburgh and boudoir00:02:01
hood mardon sesame wider00:02:06
lotion00:02:08
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and she00:02:12
knives00:02:13
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wow, how pointless it is to put together beautiful00:02:25
French words, only you can, my00:02:27
darling,00:02:31
fall Ryabinin, you fell asleep again while you were eating,00:02:37
sorry00:02:39
about that since physics00:02:42
failed, the pundus outweighed. auntie,00:02:48
when will the hussars arrive right all the00:02:52
fondue00:02:55
darling on not fan di te at idle00:02:59
cornet Kaluga at your service you see00:03:04
some of the hussars are already here and your lordship00:03:07
complained to the rowers not in the cowshed but00:03:14
second lieutenant heels00:03:16
[music]00:03:22
even earlier I had to hurry up00:03:25
madam the00:03:26
body is not you'll order, you'll forgive me, what am00:03:31
I talking about, that breakfast didn't work out00:03:35
until today you're not the first everyone from00:03:41
Kalugin, but there's something I didn't notice at00:03:44
your house along it or when he was tied up in a00:03:48
doghouse, lieutenant if you00:03:52
call my pony with again like a dog, what are00:03:55
you doing, climb onto the piano and hit me in the00:03:57
face,00:03:59
no, I hummed my face, they can feed you,00:04:04
don’t get started, you still know that00:04:06
our lieutenant is a victim of medicine, he has00:04:10
wounds in the head, alice wine,00:04:13
delivery,00:04:15
you didn’t notice him right away, look how you have00:04:17
n’t yet evening and you are already leaving the floor,00:04:20
then Daniel, please tell me,00:04:24
Lieutenant Brekotkin, today they will00:04:27
certainly come, darling darling, I00:04:31
beg you, but you can’t00:04:32
shine like you do in the Senate of Ryabinin at the mention of the lieutenant,00:04:36
after all, Brik Utkin is in me, it’s time for him to be a00:04:38
rake and let’s go your Lordship and00:04:42
complained to the kulebyak with horseradish,00:04:46
but the lieutenants Isaev and the rollers are00:04:50
so what are you and I say tears are flowing00:04:56
[applause]00:05:05
lieutenant you always appear as00:05:07
if you had a horse between your legs until now, a horse00:05:10
was chasing a hussar;00:05:18
vulgar brain I think papier-mâché00:05:25
Lisa rise up as with her ears00:05:33
tell the lieutenant and they say to and to us00:05:37
straight from Paris straight00:05:39
I would say cry of centuries tell me then00:05:44
what are the young ladies wearing in00:05:47
Paris now, well, with whom I talked Whitney00:05:49
what00:05:51
if Syria, I’ll take it, but seriously, the00:05:53
young ladies in Paris are now leaving in tears,00:05:56
why because we left,00:06:00
but obviously these are tears of joy Cherepenin,00:06:06
but you will definitely never enter00:06:08
Paris, you will fall out of it,00:06:13
I live in a country the size of00:06:21
when Colonel Cytologist arrives, I will00:06:24
certainly I'll ask you to pay attention to him,00:06:26
those jerboas, he's00:06:28
not young at all, that's why you'll00:06:31
have a chance to spend the best years of your00:06:33
life, rich and lonely,00:06:37
your lordship complained to Colonel00:06:42
Sokolov, and I'm sure00:06:49
Kalugin will return so that the00:06:59
cornet00:07:02
[music]00:07:08
get greetings00:07:16
from the cliff Dmitry Vodennikov Dmitry00:07:21
get along and adjusted it infiltrated00:07:26
invite Andrey to give it tells00:07:30
logic to straighten up Dmitry Vladimirovich00:07:36
remember my niece you saw her like00:07:39
this too yes yes I remember00:07:42
some kind of dog was running around you and you I’ll look at00:07:46
another horse survived the speaker00:07:52
your lordship and complained the adjutant00:07:56
crawled00:07:58
and I’m a debutant popov thank you thank you00:08:08
Finnish salam to you from the bottom of my heart00:08:12
gentlemen would you like to turn off today00:08:15
our famous delicious00:08:17
Preobrazhensky moonshine00:08:19
which is not your year, last00:08:22
time after your moonshine we defeated the non-00:08:24
French around and this is a very00:08:28
wonderful answer because I took00:08:30
a bottle exclusively for myself00:08:33
the Tatars complained to me as the owners of the00:08:36
chairs Ritsa00:08:39
[music]00:08:41
[applause]00:08:45
and I drank a box of champagne for us,00:08:48
I apologize, but it’s hot from00:08:54
serving that today for hot it’s00:08:58
hot today they put on shoes I’m sharing paradise Artema00:09:02
but everyone is already tired of your French00:09:04
speak Russian karachi today show00:09:11
[applause]00:09:22
okay now00:09:23
ven when the mud pull the hour the race is00:09:28
closed nipples cold let's go00:09:32
[music]00:09:40
if you play the mafia strip the city00:09:44
will fall asleep and peep than your00:09:56
stronger what we'll pour al well come on from Isav00:10:00
crustaceans I'll add you00:10:06
[applause]00:10:13
thyme to daisy daisy leaf00:10:25
listen to the view it’s really boring we’re sitting here but the00:10:28
warbler understands me a man00:10:31
always understands a man and let’s00:10:33
play something and I have a good game00:10:37
so Galya sat down on they go to the balcony for00:10:41
half a liter whoever comes first00:10:44
prepares a snack and00:10:50
let’s field, you know, a very00:10:52
predictable game, you can00:10:55
play predictable collie, I’ll go to the00:10:58
balcony, I’ll stay there, no, let’s better00:11:02
play oil from max - let’s give00:11:05
it to which mafia, but we’ll teach you in00:11:08
the mafia, someone gathered the mafia in my 90s,00:11:16
there was a tire service at Uralmash and this00:11:19
mafia, you know how they played some kind of account,00:11:21
the boiler got it, let’s immediately get the iron,00:11:26
let’s play while he’s00:11:29
playing, look, you saw it, don’t serve00:11:32
him, he’s showing off and she leaned against the stove in the bathhouse,00:11:34
he lit it,00:11:37
there’s a resilin car for life ok look00:11:41
if it means plus00:11:42
mafia king commissioner jack doctor at home00:11:46
mayor why is the average budget not cough who will00:11:51
work00:11:52
where will these taxi drivers children welders in the game come on00:11:57
remove the mayor let's put him a taxi driver00:11:59
some six put a six those I00:12:01
put in a six you I'm on tens e.yu.00:12:05
well I’ll put a ten, I’m warning you right away00:12:09
if I become mayor, I’ll00:12:12
at least be taxing on my belly if00:12:16
you don’t become mayor and you won’t become skinny,00:12:26
give me an image, let’s be serious, this game is cool,00:12:30
let’s finish it, I’m always playing00:12:32
this calmer, everything’s okay, ready,00:12:35
look at the cards, I’m mafia is almost like that, it00:12:44
means you will be the00:12:45
market sleeves I was painting or and your00:12:49
underground casino00:12:50
you are no longer at home you will be at my home00:12:53
quietly Kolya’s wife somewhere a discussion00:12:58
game here you don’t need to tell everyone00:13:00
right away that you are the mafia everyone hides their00:13:03
card and the city determines during the discussion00:13:04
who is the mafia and the mafia kills00:13:08
civilians you know it’s so boring to00:13:13
give everything away so we look at the maps so00:13:17
the city falls asleep the city wakes up the city00:13:20
impresses the mafia started if you think00:13:23
mophie I think in a word mother why words00:13:30
but not a word finished all of it on but if00:13:37
not and lanta00:13:38
galya there are00:13:40
three of you here, one of you is a bastard,00:13:43
since you understand, you need to give arguments,00:13:46
for example, it seems to me that you are a mafia00:13:49
because you are behaving suspiciously,00:13:50
I ring the words mafia because he is00:13:54
behaving suspiciously, you need to give00:13:57
other arguments, for example, it00:14:00
seems to me that you are a mafia because you00:14:01
are sitting in a closed position, this is a closed position,00:14:05
I’m teaching you can’t something, my nipples are frozen, I’ve had frozen00:14:11
nipples since childhood, what is00:14:15
absolutely something, you’ll pay00:14:17
attention to this all the time with00:14:20
everyone, don’t start it, it’s just a game,00:14:23
what does he do when he lies, he00:14:25
becomes aggressive, these green so when you take00:14:30
the fat one who built the volume or something, a00:14:36
wreath twitched on Marina’s forehead okay00:14:39
guys, that’s enough let’s00:14:40
vote who thinks that Nikolai is the mafia00:14:42
unanimously00:14:46
you attacked somehow and Shabbat lunch00:14:50
kitten00:14:52
I want such a deduction for the beast okay now00:14:57
veins when the dirt pull an hour foam00:15:01
closed nipples cold let's go now I'll00:15:08
take you out of the same gate come on maybe no00:15:10
need let's just take the goalkeeper's pose00:15:15
so we're ready we're looking at the maps so the city is falling00:15:18
asleep the city is waking up the city is00:15:21
figuring out the mafia I think if it's00:15:27
the mafia again but I don't think I'm sure that the00:15:36
words the mafia because it takes kickbacks00:15:40
for the civil service is00:15:43
not all that I don’t take kickbacks, even if you don’t00:15:46
take it, you yourself told me the first floor of00:15:50
the kindergarten was given to a businessman and the money was00:15:52
divided, I don’t understand, we’ll play or what00:15:57
does it mean you ask her, but your she00:16:00
would have left for you septa's first husband,00:16:02
kickbacks are not brother, what are you talking about, what are00:16:07
you even saying, what did she tell me00:16:12
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my memory itself was burning that she left for a00:16:19
better life, and this mafioso also00:16:24
wanted to kill my mother-in-law, warm me up, I want to break the hand of my00:16:27
beloved mother-in-law, I saw her in a closed pose00:16:35
why also nipple world nobility flight I’m a00:16:42
doctor doctor but I got out of it well00:16:48
okay why if you break your arm mother-in-law00:16:50
the most why we’ll go to the balcony while the00:16:53
mafia is active for you00:16:56
although the taxi driver wants to crush00:17:00
all the taxi drivers under himself we’ll go to our liking00:17:03
learned on the balcony to breathe and studio00:17:10
come on give out where if it is but on00:17:13
the balcony closed it will freeze and the mafia is00:17:16
immortal everything will freeze let's play and00:17:20
let's look at the cards so x x so we sleep the00:17:25
city falls asleep in the city falls asleep the city00:17:29
wakes up the city figures out the mafia what is00:17:36
Kolya what are you ala [ __ ] [ __ ] jack00:17:42
about you what do you need you are kulikova years old doctors00:17:47
don’t need a doctor you don’t feel pain I’m a00:17:51
commissar I’m a king here I have a major00:17:54
write I’ll declare someone to kill me although00:17:57
[applause]00:18:02
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[music]00:18:14
can I wear boots to everything fly00:18:17
meer af tons glove compartments people took off the cheese00:18:20
sticks and started returning00:18:25
[music]00:18:31
if in Russia00:18:33
idiocy was declared a disease, then there would be an00:18:36
epidemic in the army,00:18:38
listen, why is this comrade ensign00:18:42
brought us the museum of modern art,00:18:44
Greece came in to sort out the art of the bill,00:18:49
of course our rose most often paints the curbs, what are00:18:52
you doing? you're a fool meer af00:18:56
where they believed that we were from the fire00:18:58
inspectorate there and brought him, oh well,00:19:01
why is anything better than clearing snow on00:19:04
the street on it was in the McDashka of these Greece it's00:19:09
warm and you can smell the hamburgers, they still00:19:13
drink and Mukhamedyarov's hamburgers we00:19:18
entered them two hours ago checked like00:19:21
everyone was warming up in any way no way not00:19:25
the undertaker warming up Katya where can I take off my00:19:27
shoes I didn’t think of a fly vixen to00:19:31
match the McDachki took off people cheese sticks00:19:33
started returning the rights only you did it to the00:19:40
toilet when you went there the green toilet00:19:44
didn’t work anymore or did you break some00:19:48
green one there there’s one toilet that’s white, so00:19:54
wait, you said there’s a toilet in the hall where a00:19:58
horse hangs from the ceiling around the corner, but there’s about00:20:01
seven00:20:04
different-colored toilets around the corner, I chose the green one, the00:20:06
military one, I’m not a [ __ ], the toilet opposite this00:20:15
installation00:20:17
was00:20:19
in a previous warning, it’s impossible to understand00:20:23
what it is not a toilet, how can it be00:20:26
clear that toilets are not a toilet here is a00:20:30
short toilet before the flies I00:20:32
feel for the sake of was once00:20:38
[music]00:20:42
hello this is him and you are divorced00:20:46
fire inspector this is food hello00:20:48
fight00:20:49
to check the fight you mean00:20:52
last week your colleagues are all00:20:54
checked the remark was not checked but00:20:58
we need to double-check here it’s just that there00:21:00
was an incident in the next building recently,00:21:02
yes that means this is the evacuation plan for the fun art00:21:05
kicking before the fire started people ran00:21:08
according to the evacuation plan they came across00:21:10
roofs00:21:12
ensign floor we had a mouth in the barracks00:21:15
close Ukhanov double-00:21:17
check the warm one your instructions00:21:20
tankman plans instructions wear it in00:21:22
order, let's see, come to my00:21:24
office on the left, I'll show you my colleagues,00:21:27
invite00:21:28
why they just look like that, they're00:21:30
normal, not crippled, so let me00:21:34
carry all the ships, we'll check here, we'll00:21:36
look around here for now, what's it like, don't00:21:39
look, give and give, yes, we're waiting, we're waiting we're00:21:42
waiting so we'll warm up silently quickly time for00:21:46
heating 15 minutes, 3 minutes for each00:21:48
limb quickly00:21:49
comrade warrant officer the pottery minutes for00:21:53
each limb that's what it turns out 1200:21:57
sukhanov you if such a smart head can00:22:00
not warm the mukhamedyars this why the hell00:22:06
for a barbecue00:22:07
currencies hands in batter cook volsk land00:22:12
where did you get it you gave me your game hands00:22:15
where did you get it from that thing made of wood are00:22:19
you an idiot or something mukhamedyarov let me00:22:23
connect these hands here before leaving there yours are00:22:26
growing what does it mean how it was here00:22:36
[applause]00:22:40
everyone help put it in yes, wait, you00:22:42
are climbing from the hands of Poland to one00:22:47
1 Mukhamedyarova00:22:50
until the public, their mouths were closed while I was listed, I’m00:23:00
going to look at the00:23:02
shovels lying around, I took a closer look at where we got the00:23:09
money for entry, I paid as much as 200 rubles,00:23:12
what are you doing, you are00:23:17
serious, but you just didn’t come00:23:20
to laugh table00:23:23
why it’s not funny I don’t know as soon as you00:23:26
came it wasn’t funny right away it became that is,00:23:30
comrade about yours you want to say that00:23:33
I’m not too much of a general00:23:37
I’m a cheerful general I’m a spoonful of randy00:23:41
today someone I’ll get00:23:45
will be these people’s mouth I’m pointing at call00:23:49
[music]00:23:51
come on, ensign, substitute your00:23:56
[music]00:24:04
comrade ensign, what do you think where to put your hands?00:24:07
come on, ensign, yes, I just remembered00:24:11
that we threw shovels on the street there,00:24:14
imagine the general will00:24:17
go to lunch and notice them please, all our00:24:21
instructions are you yourself? it’s also00:24:29
that let’s go without hysterics, no need to00:24:31
call names, no one here is lousy, firstly,00:24:34
secondly, it’s highly flammable, hands00:24:37
and trees should be kept away from00:24:40
heating elements,00:24:41
why does this affect all trees, move away00:24:44
quickly,00:24:49
the fire is more likely, on the contrary, someone again00:24:52
ruined the installation of the earthenware rainbow00:24:59
path Well, what should we do, call from the store,00:25:04
we’ll figure out these vandals using00:25:06
video cameras, what does it mean, how is it warming up,00:25:09
let’s give it to you in your hands, hands,00:25:13
it’s time, then in your hands, feet, comrades,00:25:16
fire inspectors, home, roads, brain,00:25:19
well, you can see it’s a good start,00:25:22
good for you, the exhibition is00:25:25
warm,00:25:27
what should we do? we'll stela arkadyevna00:25:31
tired of cleaning and there's no point in cleaning here we00:25:35
need to come up with something so don't call the00:25:39
designers and still the museum of modern00:25:40
art we'll somehow play with it00:25:50
[music]00:25:54
[applause]00:26:01
[music]00:26:05
he's not Kate and the little one felt bad sometimes she00:26:10
behaved00:26:11
and they told me when the child was an eagle that00:26:16
within his limits and someone would take him away00:26:18
[music]00:26:34
my name is Larisa Myasnikov, I00:26:38
ran away somewhere, left my guitar, I’m now going to sing a sad, funny song, sing a00:26:41
funny song,00:26:45
okay, okay, sing a funny song, and00:26:48
so on at your request00:26:52
[music]00:26:56
he's cute Gates you were little,00:26:59
sometimes you behaved badly,00:27:03
they told me when the child was an eagle that00:27:07
he would come and someone would take00:27:10
him away, a policeman or Volga00:27:14
would get angry, for example,00:27:16
but what scared me most was the story00:27:20
that he would come for the girl, babaika,00:27:24
take me babaika for Perry, I'm ready and00:27:29
I’m only 43 and I’m a woman for Perry and00:27:35
Baba Sky, give me misfortune00:27:38
and it doesn’t matter to me what a woman looks like and I’m00:27:49
your fate, quickly take it00:27:53
even if you’re scary, hairy and lame,00:27:56
shave your legs, eat for dinner, not just anyone,00:27:59
this is a miracle, I’ve been waiting for half my life, it’s00:28:03
very bad, I’ve been feeling for a long time I’m driving, I’m drinking,00:28:06
I’m smoking and swearing, but I’m still a00:28:11
woman and I can’t wait for Perry to pick me up,00:28:15
take me away, I’m ready and that’s it, I’m 4300:28:20
and00:28:22
let me take it, because the troops and I’m happy to00:28:26
come, I’m00:28:35
tired of waiting for the butterfly, I’ll go now and00:28:39
look for him myself, I see there’s a00:28:43
lot of choice for Ali and one of them00:28:46
today will become mine, well, that’s your standard00:28:58
woman,00:29:01
quickly take me, find00:29:03
me inside you as soon as a woman and put a ring on your00:29:09
finger,00:29:21
but the woman won’t run away to marry something00:29:25
until I hear the bling in my ear,00:29:29
I see one thing with a woman’s gaze The00:29:33
women in the hall have been busy for a long time,00:29:37
I would have made an empty proposal to the00:29:42
federal program, so that they would say goodbye to00:29:46
loneliness and each00:29:50
woman would be given a woman and00:29:53
[music]00:29:57
[applause]00:30:01
me dad, I’ll take them, I’ll take00:30:04
them pilone00:30:05
salads [music] and00:30:08
deliver them,00:30:10
or combine them with a woman and give them as a gift00:30:14
themselves00:30:16
[music]00:30:17
[applause]00:30:18
[music] [applause]00:30:20
[music]00:30:25
not 1000:30:27
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, come on00:30:32
and I00:30:34
and all and 4000:30:36
and00:30:38
on a chain00:30:40
for the search and happiness to give00:30:44
[music]00:30:46
[applause]00:30:52
this is a joke and a man in disguise00:30:56
[applause ] they00:30:58
washed me into mine00:31:00
[music]00:31:03
wipe00:31:04
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I00:31:06
can’t open00:31:09
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[music]00:31:12
buy00:31:14
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[music]00:31:21
isorok00:31:22
[music] I00:31:27
’ll give it to my middle part00:31:33
thank you00:31:39
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for00:31:49
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pasta is the same pasta there is in a restaurant00:32:08
pasta for just the sea food with00:32:11
shrimp00:32:17
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when you photograph food in a restaurant00:32:26
remember that somewhere in in Africa00:32:28
little00:32:29
African bloggers are crying so the topic didn’t00:32:41
wait for you to go to the bar but it’s clear and Dima where is00:32:45
Dima in the wardrobe handing over jackets00:32:48
listen I hope they don’t00:32:50
compete in everything like a child00:32:53
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hello hello to the detriment cool00:33:00
cowboy hat of your Dimon so you no00:33:11
one hello dubai00:33:14
everything in the children's world the sale was00:33:18
mixed achat rain outside in the winter00:33:22
the mushrooms are so healthy they went00:33:26
well and good let me go let me go00:33:33
from the pirates I'll break I'll break I00:33:36
almost broke my arm it's good that00:33:39
he'll let go we're not alone here actually I'm00:33:42
sorry good evening ladies00:33:45
good evening ladies00:33:48
[music]00:33:52
cowboys always take my hat off indoors00:33:57
real cowboys do that too timati00:34:06
napruga00:34:07
just decided to lie down before eating so you00:34:11
lie down before eating and then before00:34:14
eating I do 50 push-ups yes yes I’ll move it and do a00:34:19
hundred push-ups look I’m so tired00:34:23
and I do push-ups a hundred times, and even on two00:34:28
hands, yes, I’m on 1, come on,00:34:31
show me, here she is, why are00:34:38
you lying,00:34:40
when was the last time you did push-ups in the00:34:42
morning this morning when in the morning and I didn’t00:34:45
see the doctor’s reports because you I was00:34:48
jogging, you were running, who was I running, you00:34:51
were running,00:34:54
yes, yes, I was just running, he was doing push-ups, I00:34:58
saw a sports family, sit down00:35:00
already, what will you meet, why is00:35:03
my legs inflated, I’m00:35:04
athletic, just 2, and you’ll00:35:07
stand on one, I’ll stand easily in general00:35:11
I’ll be standing without any legs at all00:35:13
adac you won’t be standing for long look at how00:35:16
long I’m getting musical again I’m00:35:20
at all because I didn’t help with my hands00:35:21
now at all for a long time I’ll be using my hands for dinner00:35:28
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it’s normal as my blood pressure00:35:40
has jumped a lot I’m right00:35:45
I can hear someone I have a lot of pressure00:35:48
in general, my eyes have darkened, my00:35:53
veins are swollen, you want to see, I’m00:35:56
almost blind, I almost died00:35:59
now,00:36:00
okay, let’s act like a man, let’s understand,00:36:04
guys, come on, get out the tonometer,00:36:08
we’ll measure it quite late, the meter and the00:36:13
tonometer, the whole thing, or here it is last century,00:36:17
let's get the ultrasound machine, I'll see00:36:21
who has more liver with get the hose,00:36:24
the hose, you need to get confused00:36:30
now in the game with we'll do it, and00:36:35
they brought a towel, what will you order?00:36:45
damn it's a little expensive00:36:48
a little expensive00:36:49
2 risottos in double portions everything in this00:36:54
serve risotto with forks with double00:36:59
forks00:37:01
4 forks serve and let your friends00:37:06
eat for you these Sabine forks will come in handy00:37:09
try our pasta with00:37:12
seafood for 175000:37:16
this is the same pasta they have in the restaurant post00:37:19
we just have the sea products squad and00:37:25
bring the lobsters write down the lobsters00:37:30
release the kraken growth pizza for everyone00:37:36
big bring everything with shrimps with00:37:37
lobsters Samara mihaya mom flock of mine00:37:40
my mom we'll do00:37:48
everything like this I'll go wash my hands I'll go wash all I'll00:37:52
go without help I'll00:37:55
try00:37:57
and I'll go all I'll wash I'll do some laundry00:37:59
what kind of guy I'll wash00:38:02
my garbage dump there's a guy's kite I'll wash00:38:05
the dust this guy goes I'm the first and the first one00:38:08
stands dirty00:38:10
son like children and don't tell God but my00:38:14
talent for yours he pinned some kind of00:38:16
stupid hat that it's mine that pinned your hat I00:38:19
ordered double forks your00:38:23
guy's ice is my hour and yours00:38:26
washes this guy's clothes00:38:29
you don't know how to wash I can't wash in my00:38:33
mind I'll grind you into powder right00:38:35
here of course I'll teach you how to wash00:38:37
girls we thought we'll00:38:41
never compete seriously again00:38:43
it was just a joke00:38:44
let's collect let's go in, it happened,00:38:47
of course I'm wildly sorry,00:38:58
well, I'll probably file a lawsuit, I don't know yet00:39:02
under what article Nouveau, I'm in prison for 1000:39:05
years, I'm in prison for 20 years, I'm in prison for 50 years, they'll00:39:08
shoot me00:39:12
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it's so succinctly a parallelepiped food00:39:45
and tell me what is it hot and why00:39:53
hot and cold00:39:58
[music]00:40:05
if on a plane you spit on the business00:40:09
class seats while passing by it, flying in00:40:11
economy will be more pleasant adding all00:40:19
genres welcome on board sense this is what00:40:23
my seat is like the plane I rarely fly on00:40:26
planes I’m not used to I want this is my00:40:29
seat, let's board now,00:40:30
let's see, Mr. King, for your00:40:34
seat 2b business class,00:40:41
please sit down, blanket in slippers, I mean00:40:50
those white slippers right away, I want to hold on, let it be00:40:59
easier, it will be generally more00:41:03
to sell to the node, you're chewing, worry about00:41:05
everything will be fine, let's say00:41:08
what -something I’ll bring you if you want some money no00:41:12
it’s free good afternoon hello00:41:16
sorry this is my seat can I have your00:41:20
ticket00:41:22
so comrade Korolev yes up to 33 b00:41:26
please just not on my plane I00:41:29
rarely fly00:41:30
here the secretary took the ticket I’m a little00:41:32
confused yes our seats are so00:41:37
interesting people are real00:41:45
please tell me how the backrest00:41:48
reclines, it doesn’t recline why the00:41:51
last row the last row00:41:55
the backrest doesn’t recline, some kind of logic00:41:58
needs to be looked for, this is a mystery, I’m sure you have this one, why are00:42:04
you doing this to me and00:42:10
how to do this to yourself I-I-I00:42:12
can’t drink well, honestly me torpedo mzhe yes I00:42:14
drank I I can’t drink the garden right away then he’s00:42:17
like a gesture to me I didn’t know honey00:42:20
everyone’s gone crazy or what, living with a00:42:23
free end will bring in something you’d rather00:42:26
cream torpedoes00:42:28
you’re better than what kind of00:42:32
slippers you are bring me some, why do you need00:42:36
another slippers slippers slippers for me00:42:39
slippers I don’t need slippers I don’t need a00:42:43
little bag I need more cognac mission00:42:47
quickly let’s quickly forgive me it’s like00:42:54
some kind of game in the sense of well, the mood of00:42:59
the armrests 2 it’s some kind of mystery yes00:43:06
it’s like- it has to do with the back,00:43:14
sorry, you don’t know why they didn’t00:43:17
ask us what we will eat docs meaning00:43:22
we are sitting at the very end by the toilet and00:43:25
whatever is left is what we will do and if there is nothing00:43:30
left then we won’t do anything at all you00:43:38
allow yourself to do this all yourself provoked00:43:41
at all, how could I provoke you, why the00:43:43
hell they covered me up, turned off the00:43:47
porthole, closed it, it’s like00:43:49
a provocation than to show this is my place00:43:53
25 at night, not that Vasily, what else can I00:43:59
do for you, a normal guy,00:44:03
effective, said what I think you00:44:06
can do for me why blame it’s00:44:11
wonderful it’s so succinctly a00:44:16
parallelepiped of food00:44:21
tell me what’s hot and why is it00:44:25
hot cold the back doesn’t00:44:31
recline because the last row and00:44:33
the hot one is cold00:44:35
because the last row means it’s00:44:38
somehow connected with the back I’ll00:44:43
definitely guess and tell me you00:44:48
also consider yourself an astronaut feel what but00:44:53
squirrel and arrow00:44:56
I’m a squirrel then immediately reading squirrel why am I a00:45:00
squirrel there yes no just I’m Korolev00:45:09
squirrel and arrow Korolev are cosmonauts I00:45:18
can help you with something can you help you have00:45:25
Osipov on board00:45:29
business class is so inconvenient or it’s a matter of00:45:31
saving raised the armrests once00:45:34
if there is no one next to you, lay down00:45:36
calmly, sleep like that lava, don’t take off your00:45:38
shoes so that others can fall asleep, the row00:45:43
stands so far away, it’s generally uncomfortable, it’s00:45:45
convenient, the legs can be generally00:45:46
uncomfortable with vocals, so you took the horn against00:45:49
the back and you sleep normally, there are traces00:45:54
you still have blankets, as many as you need,00:46:00
now I’ll bring00:46:03
her to him period and then they lived together for three00:46:07
years gave times it’s crazy how like this with00:46:10
chimpanzees it’s generally different everything you know00:46:13
I understand why there are two armrests tell me00:46:20
but this is00:46:21
the line where to go to the toilet in toilet teach this00:46:28
feeling is so interesting,00:46:32
forgive me, but we are going to the water,00:46:35
it’s00:46:37
cold there, these pools are still steering, men are steering the00:46:49
wheel and calm down, I went to the toilet,00:46:59
what are you doing there to kill someone else, you already00:47:01
wanted to break in, calm down right away, everything is fine,00:47:07
everything will be fine, let’s get your handbag over00:47:10
here let's put you to sleep a little,00:47:14
we'll put this mask over your eyes, sleep,00:47:17
rest, everything will be fine,00:47:38
I want luggage00:47:40
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forgive me, how much does it cost,00:47:45
excuse me, I'm woken up now, don't00:47:48
just wake me up, I just have a00:47:51
girl sleeping on my shoulder for free about twenty years00:47:53
ago,00:48:02
thank you for the alero company00:48:10
at night you see the plane on which we00:48:13
landed, listen to the task,00:48:15
this plane needs to be bought, no, not exactly the00:48:19
same, yes, that means planes, a00:48:22
Phillips screwdriver, in short, I want00:48:26
to figure out why here in the last00:48:28
row the backrest does not recline00:48:31
1 business class passengers are invited to the exit,00:48:34
thank you all the best00:48:36
Sanya trembling Korolev, then instead of 10 before00:48:40
we look after the hand that about let's pass00:48:44
forgivable mistake or Valera still at night,00:48:50
congratulations, I'm writing myself a bonus your00:48:53
idea with replacing boarding passes,00:48:55
the tray was leaked, they were taken away by meetings00:49:06
center center agent Belkina in touch, in00:49:12
general the client was seduced pursue the object00:49:15
another question really a little kicks don’t00:49:18
recline fly comfortably like pizza00:49:21
squirrels sharpen the jacket then you talk00:49:25
center I’m here of honor not in the center sat down00:49:29
then my wife buy tickets00:49:32
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[applause] [music ] by00:50:00
the way, I have one eye minus 6 by 200:50:04
plus 800:50:06
temple, my head is falling on the other side00:50:14
[music]00:50:24
well, what about the butchers before the butchers were given a summons00:50:31
to the army, a trick for once, you’ve already [ __ ] me up with00:50:36
horns, you’ve been walking stones for 50 years and00:50:42
I’ll serve I already I'm long past conscription00:50:44
age, I understand, don't come to me anymore, you're a draft00:50:48
dodger,00:50:49
and if you're a draft dodger, we don't write a statute of limitations, sign, you00:50:54
'll go into the army, I00:50:57
don't want to serve, and I won't serve, I understand, you don't00:51:00
want to serve, maybe you're gay, what are you00:51:06
talking about, you're gay, why am I gay? you've been00:51:12
running like this for 50 years, you'll00:51:18
sign and shed my father won't, I won't,00:51:21
I'm flat-footed in Kiev in the army, they00:51:24
give me special orthopedic foot00:51:27
wraps, I won't sign anything,00:51:30
but in my opinion I don't pass like that, you don't00:51:33
pass, no, how can we check,00:51:37
well, let's give it, read under behind the side like and00:51:41
then further further further further even00:51:48
he’s right no crap I can’t see you myself00:51:52
I can’t see through my vision by00:51:57
the way one eye minus 6a 2 + 800:52:02
the temple this side is collapsing I’m00:52:07
dreaming I can’t understand like this under00:52:11
food water nothing you can’t sign me up00:52:13
for the army, I know that I’m what’s it00:52:16
called, you don’t take them, this00:52:18
masochist is not wrong, is he00:52:22
reaching out to you, did you come up with it or not, an hour of fun,00:52:26
pacifists, and before I,00:52:28
I’m a pacifist, I walk naked in the streets,00:52:32
why did you hit me, then I’m everywhere Petya carry00:52:34
correctly said yes I sign the summons to00:52:38
hell with the cops in the thieves freedom, why did you00:52:43
start Chifir Khatu evening in the00:52:48
sweetness00:52:49
where did you go I was sitting for what kind of airborne forces what are00:52:58
you coming up with what I’ll come up with on00:53:01
August 2 cowards and fontane styrene topic00:53:04
raked in I realized00:53:06
I even have a tattoo over there00:53:09
where over there over there over there you see over there where00:53:15
for the accident here I'll circle00:53:21
for the accident like this well you served where I spent 800:53:28
years in the theater wiping my glasses so you're00:53:34
making it up again I don't believe in the00:53:37
theater wardrobe I don't believe you don't believe no I'm00:53:44
listening00:53:46
now I believe actor, but he doesn’t give you00:53:51
a reprieve, and I’ll go and serve, you got me, my00:53:53
back hurts,00:53:55
you see, he’ll appear from our dog’s hair,00:53:56
you’ll come to serve at the border with your00:54:00
dog, and so I hit you, the dog is00:54:04
real, real, I think about me for 800:54:08
years there bites00:54:12
I won’t serve00:54:14
leave me alone why who will feed my children00:54:16
is the same and now00:54:19
the state00:54:21
you have all your children until retirement let’s00:54:24
dad I won’t sign but the00:54:26
only breadwinner of the family then I am the folder I00:54:30
feed the children I feed the grandchildren I feed the dog00:54:33
I feed my teeth only I have 1 left I00:54:37
smell and and I give00:54:41
youtube all sorts of things you're talking about, sign I'll hang00:54:43
you to hell with you, let me sign00:54:46
at home, just send me to the00:54:49
hottest spot, I understood, well done, well done,00:54:53
mekhryakov, give me some kind of hot spot,00:54:57
even in Sochi, even in Dubai00:55:01
[laughter]00:55:13
[ laughter]00:55:17
why are you dead and what about the butchers, what the hell are you doing00:55:22
then I will carry the butchers up to the mark00:55:40
[applause]00:55:44
[music]00:55:54
I remember the right corner of the racks arguing here is an00:55:57
explosion here for an explosion such an explosion of the same00:56:00
we will meet served00:56:02
even higher we will meet a canister with Braga00:56:05
can’t explode00:56:09
[music]00:56:15
miss modern classics00:56:17
in the forest there was a wi-fi sound from a woodcutter,00:56:22
we need to get it and how did we end up in this00:56:25
forest, well, how did they end up making a man out of you?00:56:28
In general, you’ll catch a real man, you’ll catch a00:56:30
real one,00:56:31
and he’s growing 18 years old, I haven’t seen it yet, besides,00:56:34
this computer of your virtual world,00:56:36
let’s make a fire, but00:56:38
why doesn’t your grandson know how to make a fire, what if there’s00:56:41
a war somewhere else, suddenly there’s00:56:47
a war, what are you going to do in the forest, run for00:56:50
lunch correctly, the whole grandfather00:56:54
will formally run away woody, even where00:56:56
they were, there’s something to00:56:58
cook the food on tiles from home take an00:57:00
electric owl kilometers in the game for00:57:02
yes let's build a fire quickly okay I00:57:05
'll go look for mushrooms00:57:07
I don't know right let's collect move the00:57:11
map faster I don't know comfortable00:57:14
conditions here no one does anything to you00:57:16
body that I'm in the army I don't know right I00:57:19
remember right at your place and as I remember here there was a00:57:21
breakdown here such an explosion then drove it we will meet00:57:25
served with something else 8 we will meet a canister of00:57:29
mash cannot explode that the author00:57:31
put his wife on something nickname judges is it stupid00:57:33
to build a fire I tell you everything I00:57:36
tell you here I collected the branches to give00:57:38
matches, what kind of matches are those matches for him with00:57:40
matches and my tour cancer maybe you can00:57:43
use a stick let me know how to00:57:45
use a bolt let’s wingardium Leviosa00:57:54
the price of something like this Incendio inside the00:58:01
other one for everything on the soul now in general00:58:06
where the mascara is obtained come on in the pioneer way00:58:08
you know the end of00:58:09
sleep and there is nothing to show, the railings and00:58:11
what do you have after yesterday there is 5000:58:13
percent alcohol in the body 5000:58:17
percent is sleeping and you know chemistry before00:58:20
school went to study better shkolota school00:58:24
live in the army this is the school life I remember in the00:58:26
form of an iPhone the battalion commander was concussed, our company commander00:58:29
wounded him, whoever he was wounded by him,00:58:32
what we will meet, he served00:58:33
another 80 with this, I steal the slings can’t00:58:36
break, which I remember then it grows a little00:58:43
and I’ve never even glued a mirror to the toe of a boot,00:58:47
why is it like you, why, well,00:58:50
who are you without a mirror? what color00:58:52
are the girls panties00:58:54
and why, what the hell are you doing, and00:58:59
they dress like that, you don’t need any mirror, you can00:59:00
see everything and it doesn’t matter,00:59:03
black, I just don’t know, I’m not a child, I don’t know, I00:59:06
don’t know, I was00:59:10
already in Königsberg when he was his year koenig zbird and00:59:13
8 having met served in general the third00:59:16
carols the expert didn’t sell to00:59:19
turn and the truth is that the mushrooms would have lived00:59:24
before her weather probably aren’t worth it the00:59:29
mushrooms haven’t ripened yet00:59:30
exactly yes exactly how many fingers you see 500:59:35
here I am again what if these mushrooms ripened00:59:39
these fingers and you know how many00:59:42
shoulders there would be with a little fox, one like this or it’s00:59:47
unclear the idea the first time, I can’t understand it,00:59:51
okay, I’ll go and write dad that it’s my grandfather’s00:59:56
hair, nothing, cedar gent is fine,00:59:58
I don’t know, do people,01:00:01
make winter a man, you need it for the sake of such a01:00:03
bye-bye did you shed blood in general, like did01:00:05
you shed blood, you served in the eighty-third,01:00:07
but that in the eighty-third, like I’ll01:00:11
hide a canister, it can’t 0 accidentally tip over,01:00:12
the day of the donor was everywhere in the dollar01:00:18
year, the approach to then then the01:00:21
regiment commander was washed all day long, I’m looking for it,01:00:25
let’s hurry up, bad, I’m not I know she wants to eat, I want to01:00:28
eat here, he wants to eat you, he wants01:00:30
nothing, don’t give anything to the ground, the ground is01:00:33
dripping food,01:00:34
look for food quickly, here’s a worm, but eat it01:00:40
something worm Thayel Omsk analogs01:00:42
of development said from the fifth floor jump01:00:44
headfirst would jump or something so the01:00:47
same ones said you jumped,01:00:50
but one time you didn’t jump anymore that01:00:51
you’re just starting that I’m sorry, that means so01:00:55
family,01:00:56
give me fat, someone stronger,01:01:00
I made a noose, there will be snoopy, you threw01:01:04
the boards and that means, what do you know,01:01:11
the granddaughter seems to have lived her life like- it’s01:01:13
stupid or something01:01:15
boring, because the boy has never seen in his01:01:19
life how an aspen tree flies towards the sun, in the01:01:22
sense of a game, give me a rope, I’ll01:01:27
make a loop, I’ll throw it like that, here’s a sock on a01:01:30
pine tree, so you can find a new year, I’ll bend it like01:01:34
luxo it turned out, I’ll take a01:01:37
young aspen, so I climbed like broth I'm01:01:41
strong the sun01:01:43
will fly the01:01:47
mushrooms are ripe all the same, yes, but01:01:52
I guessed it, well, high five, keep five,01:01:58
let's go there, okay, I'll go and look for the01:02:07
father of the child than the transformation of flax with01:02:10
him everything is normal, everything is from the mind, weakling, you're a01:02:13
weakling, taffeta is nothing weak, of course,01:02:16
I brought in the tank and during the war, you Germans would have01:02:18
caught you, we’ll tell you everything, so I01:02:20
need to talk about the story, where are the tanks, I01:02:23
’ll tell you, trade in figs, discipline,01:02:27
folder, my files,01:02:29
computer, plows, one computer, they01:02:31
actually cleaned the mother’s sweatshirt, here’s01:02:34
everything, why are we going to make a second son from a01:02:36
defective one? defective euro01:02:40
who is not there but come on, what’s up, come on, I won’t drink, I01:02:46
mean, you won’t drink in the forest, and01:02:49
also my son, I won’t, but wait, you’re putting pressure on01:02:53
him, just canon, hold on,01:02:57
and if you have a sandwich am some01:03:02
bread, you take black bread like that and it’s01:03:05
such a wet genos, just fresh01:03:07
saltsevo, you take it out of the freezer with a knife,01:03:11
so oops, and the knife just twists, you put01:03:15
it on a piece of bread, clap, got the01:03:18
mustard, took the mustard, with a knife, so thinly01:03:22
on the site,01:03:23
and took the load of daughters out of the jar, like this, with01:03:27
two fingers, I01:03:29
sprinkle some water on the truck in half and the01:03:32
robe and with a01:03:35
small spoon like that, with methane glasses01:03:37
and for some bread, then I drank it and I01:03:47
won’t have a sandwich01:03:54
without stress, you know, I have a little and my son01:03:56
is growing, in fact, I don’t throw anything at all, what are01:03:59
you doing and I don’t know why your grandfather is baking for me01:04:07
and I won-chul rich man all the opponents01:04:11
what what and they say wolfberry wolfberry01:04:17
she’s not at all grandfather’s wolf cubs that01:04:21
something defeated that I when the01:04:28
hallucinogenic who do you believe Timur hk01:04:33
how are you my teddy you are my money to me01:04:39
everyone can do this and the sense of01:04:41
who if you at the end of 40 years01:04:43
to talk so stop the game so01:04:53
well virtual glasses are not bad they were01:04:58
tested so the developers01:05:01
developers came up to me both yes yes01:05:03
so well what can I say well done well done01:05:05
for in this version it’s suitable means everything01:05:08
flies everything flies yes the mother really01:05:10
lags a little but nothing like that as he stepped back, he put on01:05:13
the templates, but really,01:05:14
how do you know what kind of acetate were there,01:05:16
so who is the grandfather in business, keep five, he has01:05:26
all the faucet sticking out, so what other01:05:31
locations are there, are you please, she01:05:33
eat on there is a garage, it’s great, everything is01:05:40
great, so what’s the name - then01:05:42
by name there are two options: either there are01:05:44
no words dad, or world of grandfather,01:05:51
anyone will do just fine, they’ll talk, the main thing is that01:05:54
we don’t have our own gadgets and powers, look what’s01:05:56
still going on, what beauty01:05:59
[applause] of01:06:03
our Russians, how to say it’s like that, what is01:06:08
he a musician this is what they brought us now,01:06:13
let's celebrate, give it here anubis01:06:19
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[music]01:06:38
from the white century01:06:42
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and for the warm01:06:45
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what is01:06:51
urgent01:06:53
[music]01:06:56
and loves simplicity01:06:58
[music]01:07:08
women tend to see in the man01:07:12
who is nearby with her, in general, they want to01:07:14
see a hero next to them, this is01:07:16
natural and probably in the prince on a white01:07:20
horse they see heroes very easily, so he really seems to01:07:23
exist, but if he is not on a01:07:26
white horse but on blue sixes and01:07:29
after work he taxes earnings for his01:07:31
family some money isn’t he a hero01:07:34
of people instead of a sword in his hands is a vacuum cleaner and01:07:39
he 9 these duties of vacuuming, washing01:07:42
dishes and so on with his soul mate,01:07:45
turn the hero of me in his hands with a stick and01:07:47
he plays hockey with his son every day01:07:49
and you want him to he grew up to be a01:07:51
good person, not a hero, he’s someone else who’s01:07:54
walking, women are walking, take a closer look at01:07:56
his wife01:07:57
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[music]01:08:05
he’s going through life, he’s always on the road, he’s01:08:08
walking because he can’t have a thread behind his back,01:08:12
leaving kilometers of the path poorly winding and01:08:15
cutting his own boots and for the white world,01:08:24
yes, but with01:08:26
blue ones or01:08:29
[music]01:08:32
the devil knows for sure,01:08:38
but with them01:08:40
boots01:08:42
he goes through life like hundreds of others,01:08:46
he did not set a record and did not release the whale,01:08:49
not the heroine, the genius01:08:52
did not invent a cure, saved 701:08:58
but withwhite01:08:59
[music]01:09:03
but behind the warm01:09:06
[music]01:09:08
we are waiting01:09:11
andurgently01:09:13
and he01:09:16
loves simplicity01:09:18
[music]01:09:20
he is in life the01:09:22
creators of the01:09:27
icon build a stone one01:09:33
and there behind the strong01:09:37
doors01:09:38
[music]01:09:40
with his daughters01:09:42
and sons01:09:43
amen there01:09:46
will be a tripod we know for sure and01:09:52
that he believed01:09:56
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notes01:10:04
[music ]01:10:10
my01:10:13
sorento yes01:10:16
to01:10:17
the word01:10:18
[music] but01:10:22
simply believed in him01:10:27
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[music]01:10:42
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[music]01:10:56
[music]01:11:05
how much for01:11:07
[applause]01:11:09
willow and the fate of the musicians of Vasily01:11:13
Order01:11:14
and Sergei Shchukin to enchant01:11:17
food from01:11:20
their academy or on alla kabin01:11:24
a [applause]01:11:27
fly still academy chances arise01:11:30
but we are all together show Ural01:11:34
[applause]01:11:35
[music]01:11:36
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