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As previously reported, another 15,00000:00:26
National Guard troops will be called to00:00:28
active duty and deployed and within00:00:30
a month, President George W. Bush is calling on00:00:33
all Americans to stick together00:00:35
during the war in Iraq and the Bush administration00:00:38
will have to make a number of difficult decisions00:00:41
regarding the number of troops00:00:43
participating in the war in00:00:44
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Iraq No no you're not distracting us I'm00:00:51
glad you called but00:00:56
I don't really want to be there with you and help00:01:01
[applause]00:01:05
Mila heard on the news yesterday that they're00:01:08
sending the entire National Guard there00:01:11
but they're transporting it in October Oh I can’t00:01:16
believe this, what are you going to do? Well,00:01:20
we can’t afford daycare. And if I00:01:23
don’t go back to work in 6 weeks,00:01:25
we’ll lose our child00:01:27
insurance. Okay, guys, I would00:01:31
offer my help, but considering the00:01:32
state of the ed. No, I00:01:35
know,00:01:37
mommy, maybe yours parents00:01:42
no well what about00:01:45
seman00:01:47
semana What about him maybe Selman00:01:51
can come and help you for now I'm00:01:54
sure the guys will be happy to meet with00:01:56
uncle I don't know I mean where is he now he's00:02:00
in Nevada00:02:01
What is he doing Help00:02:11
help he's00:02:13
working he's not here again fired I00:02:16
talked to him on00:02:18
Mother's Day yeah And why did he00:02:23
get fired so when the red light comes on it00:02:26
means the laminator is warm enough00:02:28
you put it here00:02:30
and pull it out the other side00:02:32
Jesus Christ can I just get one00:02:34
color00:02:35
copy here I'll be right back00:02:53
[music] I'll00:02:58
be right back00:03:00
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I I didn’t ask to laminate00:03:17
why this is my00:03:19
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resume I00:03:34
don’t know I’ll call him now I have00:03:37
a number I think he lives with00:03:40
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friends PM don’t00:03:46
worry everything will work out but he’ll return00:03:49
home safe and sound with God’s00:03:51
help I’ll call sleep and leave him a00:03:55
message The sun will resolve itself and everything will00:03:57
end well00:04:02
well the Bush administration is sending00:04:05
its best shooters from the Pentagon to00:04:08
capitalist hill in an attempt to calm all00:04:11
Americans they ended As00:04:13
expected with references to the Republican00:04:15
draft resolution in which President00:04:18
Bush gave a short briefing today at the00:04:20
Pentagon and00:04:28
then00:04:39
Hello hello00:04:42
Come in00:04:45
ok hi00:04:49
hi Where are your things Oh yes yes00:04:54
yes here they are all the other things00:05:00
they are in the storage room in Vermont and in00:05:04
oak Okay okay yes interesting00:05:09
belt Thanks Yes I made it myself at00:05:13
work It’s kind of like a cardboard belt but00:05:17
it’s made of plastic So that's a plastic00:05:20
belt Cool00:05:25
Thanks So this is one of them Meron this is00:05:29
Lincoln Oh yeah hi cam hi00:05:36
Lincoln Hi hi Lincoln no00:05:39
Ay well they're like shy00:05:43
lunch today a lot of questions addressed00:05:46
to the Secretary of Defense Donald Rams Cameron00:05:50
chew No I don't want I won't have it00:05:58
it’s00:06:00
delicious00:06:05
the water I think we haven’t seen each other since the wedding day00:06:12
Oh yes yes yes yes You talked about it a lot00:06:19
No I didn’t want to he was so mad I didn’t know00:06:24
Yes the firefighters are there and all00:06:27
that we didn’t talk about it00:06:32
Oh yes So I need it tomorrow back00:06:36
to work and tomorrow Clearly I was thinking00:06:39
next week and I will be gone from 8 to00:06:41
5 sometimes even until 6 and the children are00:06:45
just having dinner at this time clear I will feed them00:06:48
in the evening prepare them dinner clear both00:06:52
breakfast and lunch Oh exactly clear yes of course I00:06:55
I’ll cook everything all day long Yes, I understand,00:06:57
feed them, I understand,00:07:00
I’ll show you where in the evening when the children00:07:03
go to00:07:06
bed No I don’t want to sleep No00:07:12
Mommy00:07:15
Sorry, well, there’s a free room I think you00:07:19
can stay in00:07:25
it I brought00:07:31
a bed with me that’s and the rest of the sleeping bags are00:07:35
wet And in this one, there’s00:07:37
vomit, I don’t even know And there00:07:41
’s a flashlight up there, the light in this room doesn’t00:07:42
work So take it It’s not this You00:07:46
can take the garden stove Of course, if00:07:48
you want, I don’t think I’ll cook with it,00:07:52
decide for yourself, you need00:07:57
a tent Good night I love00:08:03
you I'm so tired right now so I don't00:08:06
feel like I'm coping with all this do you00:08:08
think you00:08:10
understand everything I hope in that case we can00:08:13
talk in the morning I can leave you a00:08:15
note what should I do if anything00:08:17
happens how can I contact you00:08:21
I have a pager So just send00:08:23
me a message and00:08:28
it’s good for00:08:30
work so don’t write to me don’t write Okay00:08:34
and be very quiet When you go to00:08:37
bed and not behind the wall it’s good You’ve already00:08:40
had00:08:42
a bath00:08:44
no Yes, well,00:08:47
I think I can wait until the morning00:08:50
That’s great Exactly Thank you00:08:53
Good night good00:08:58
night00:09:28
with00:09:38
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mom00:09:48
is leaving00:09:53
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Mom00:09:58
salute ma mom guys00:10:02
mom00:10:05
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mom00:10:13
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mom00:10:53
[laughter]00:11:15
oh no more00:11:22
cookies00:11:23
Hello What00:11:26
are you doing keep an eye on the kids00:11:42
Well, was there porridge for lunch? No no it's just a00:11:47
snack And at lunch What did they eat sandwiches00:11:51
And for00:11:56
breakfast what did you do all day00:11:59
Well first we played a little in their00:12:02
room Lincoln we have to put on underpants00:12:05
If we want to appear in a civilized00:12:07
society I don't want you to hit me on the00:12:09
shoulder then I gave them a00:12:12
bath Hey kids stay in the bathroom until00:12:16
I come okay I'm almost done00:12:19
Myron00:12:21
Lincoln Where are00:12:25
you Lincoln meron lincon Everything is fine everything00:12:29
is fine Cameron You where Lincoln everything is00:12:32
fine you're fine Where00:12:34
Cameron I drowned you didn't drown you before00:12:37
still talking No towels wait00:12:39
I'll get a towel00:12:41
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Cameron00:12:45
xy and then we went for a walk00:12:50
Cameron Cameron come here Come back Cameron00:12:54
Cameron Cameron come here00:12:57
Let's let's00:13:01
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guys00:13:04
Onam be sure to do everything on your00:13:08
list No, of course he's certainly00:13:11
cool but I didn’t find any food other than00:13:15
cereals. Why didn’t you just go00:13:17
grocery shopping00:13:19
and I didn’t know that I could, I mean, I’ll go,00:13:24
I’m not against it. I just didn’t know that there was such an00:13:26
option, that this was the00:13:29
mail when it was brought today. This is00:13:32
today’s00:13:34
mail, this arrived Today. yes this is relative this00:13:38
letter is relative Why didn’t you write to me but00:13:41
you told me to write to you00:13:50
only yes no yes Of course I apologize00:13:55
Okay I’m00:13:57
sorry00:14:07
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Oh okay relax Come on let00:14:20
us in so calmly00:14:23
calmly no no00:14:27
no00:14:29
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Go00:15:00
I can’t take you both with me I’ll be00:15:02
right back everything’s fine I’ll be00:15:05
right back We’ll be right back Sorry what are00:15:09
you doing you kidnapped these children that00:15:12
no no no their Father is my brother Okay it doesn’t00:15:16
matter that’s for everyone You’ll be surprised when00:15:19
you find out how much children are kidnapped00:15:21
grocery stores will be useful for the search00:15:25
service SR you can’t tie up00:15:27
your child Near our store00:15:29
It’s not nice they are not his children he is their uncle00:15:32
So he00:15:34
says please00:15:50
[music]00:16:02
enough is enough let’s go home yikes Well00:16:06
enough, stop it So calm down I00:16:11
hate you I hate So that's it00:16:14
Cameron Let's00:16:16
go I'll kill you now it wo00:16:33
n't work out but I tried00:16:36
Mom Mom Look what a00:16:38
beautiful flower I drew for you cute Cameron00:16:40
but now I'm talking to your uncle I00:16:42
love you And I love you I'll look at00:16:45
it later00:16:54
Okay, you know, your son threatened to kill me00:16:57
today, why are00:16:59
you saying that because it’s00:17:01
true, he said that he would kill me and he00:17:04
had such a cold look. I didn’t even understand right away,00:17:07
mom, mom, I drew you00:17:09
a princess. That’s what you00:17:11
see now. It’s just an attempt. confuse you00:17:14
You have no idea what this kid is like00:17:16
when you're not around I mean he might00:17:18
be a lot like the mine from the movie Oh it's00:17:20
quite possible I can sit with you at00:17:22
dinner That's enough Okay Cameron dinner00:17:26
will be ready in a minute00:17:34
I think you'd better head back to00:17:38
nevado I can't00:17:41
why don't I have00:17:43
money I can't afford to00:17:47
go somewhere you're 32 years old and you can't00:17:50
afford a bus ticket00:17:54
no even if I could I still wouldn't00:17:57
take the buses go somewhere00:17:59
I don't have I can’t rent an apartment,00:18:02
you don’t have a credit card,00:18:05
no, well, that’s00:18:27
right00:19:05
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Hello00:19:22
mom,00:19:25
hello, what are you doing?00:19:28
I’m back home for00:19:31
lunch, okay, we’re almost there, I think I know00:19:35
where you can get00:19:38
a job,00:19:42
really, it’s a permanent job. I don’t know00:19:45
what it is. something related to00:19:47
the maintenance of the building I just found out that00:19:49
they were hiring and gave them your00:19:51
name It’s something like garbage collection I don’t00:19:53
know what to do with the boys then it’s00:19:55
not on Sun time the boys can stay in00:19:57
kindergarten for a couple of days now you can00:19:59
help me pay for this like this And what is00:20:01
Selman's job look just00:20:04
Go down and talk to them I gave them00:20:05
your name ok yes say thank you thank you they00:20:08
like me I can't do anything about it I00:20:11
don't know why I00:20:13
should have problems because he00:20:15
likes me and I said right to his face you00:20:17
can't do this to me I've been working for 7 years and I00:20:19
shouldn't put up with this and I won't and he00:20:21
knows it and he smiled and looked at00:20:24
me and I00:20:26
just don't care I didn’t say anything,00:20:29
he didn’t say anything, I’m just that kind of00:20:31
person, is it my fault that the00:20:33
CEO of another company is00:20:35
flirting with me if he thinks I’m00:20:38
pretty and smart? It’s not my fault and00:20:41
she can’t even print her00:20:42
own advertising on a color printer projects00:20:45
but you know She's a manager so00:20:47
it's par for the course you know during the00:20:50
meeting He asked Who should do00:20:52
these slides because I'm using the00:20:54
same shade of blue and I didn't00:20:55
say anything because you know do I say00:20:58
anything no I just I do my job00:21:00
and keep my mouth shut, I never00:21:14
talk to anyone, I have an interview scheduled here,00:21:20
no one is being00:21:22
hired here, probably BL in this building is correct00:21:26
Yes, the BC building More precisely, what is00:21:29
left of it what is left of it the market00:21:33
collapsed before companies have occupied this00:21:35
building, you know, and who works here00:21:37
now 10 people for the sake of one tiny00:21:40
website no, they don’t conduct interviews here00:21:45
crap you’re labor what labor Leslie’s secretary’s brother00:21:49
or whatever it is Yes, I’m her son-in-law but00:21:54
Yalma and not00:21:57
labor Selman like Selman face you you00:22:00
mean Salman00:22:02
face Jesus Christ whatever just00:22:05
follow me and thank you for your help00:22:16
Edgar close00:22:20
the door Come on hurry up00:22:25
Sit down00:22:31
Great I'm going to be00:22:33
as honest with you as00:22:36
possible I can't offer you a00:22:38
retirement plan with investing in00:22:40
funds okay they just keeping this [ __ ]00:22:44
afloat I can't even get my hair cut00:22:46
because it's so [ __ ] busy here I00:22:48
thought it was a maintenance job00:22:50
Listen this is the last service00:22:52
I'm doing for you boys from above if00:22:55
you want to come down here and send me00:22:56
Let him do it according to the rules I have to00:22:58
put an advertisement about this vacancy in the00:23:00
newspaper for 2 weeks and accept resumes from00:23:03
minors and disabled people, okay,00:23:05
I’ll hire you, but this is my00:23:07
last favor, the last one, that’s how00:23:10
Jesus [ __ ] Christ understood What else What are00:23:14
you doing Kathleen Who gave you00:23:17
permission to do this if you’re interested Ken00:23:19
told me to get someone to advertise00:23:21
our rental offers how much are they00:23:23
paying you Dude I don't know I'm just trying to00:23:26
get some income out of this building so I00:23:28
can develop projects that00:23:30
were approved without my knowledge you know what00:23:33
Lin I don't want to listen to your00:23:34
[ __ ] whining Vali right now from here Help me00:23:37
God I don’t dawn those living woman just get00:23:40
out Don’t let00:23:41
yourself be manipulated dude good Choke on the [ __ ] of my00:23:44
loving mommy good phrase Lin you00:23:47
caught me this time so00:23:54
great your mother00:23:59
You are ready to00:24:01
start So for the job you will say everything00:24:06
you want need to do hand out flyers on00:24:09
the street for 8 for 6 dollars an hour and if you00:24:14
bring someone Who can I rent out the00:24:16
premises for offices I will give you a hundred00:24:18
dollar bonus ok okay now00:24:21
Get up and come here I will have to00:24:24
work every other day and then half a day on00:24:26
Friday00:24:28
we need to strengthen advertising on the streets00:24:30
to convey the information you have00:24:32
choking, that in small spaces you are00:24:38
suffocating, it’s not00:24:40
okay, just wake up, your head is00:24:45
very heavy, so we’ll start weak,00:24:47
wait, I need to put this on Well, I’m not the one who’s00:24:49
going to wear this Listen at the00:24:52
company picnic for several years back this00:24:53
thing was a [ __ ] big success00:24:55
you don't have to dance you're just00:24:57
giving la00:24:58
and now I'm sticking my foot in here Okay00:25:00
let me take the other shoe off Well00:25:03
then just do it and now the other00:25:05
foot ok pretty weird this00:25:08
thing is going to be hot You're not diabetic so00:25:26
come on00:25:29
[music] let's00:25:41
go00:25:43
bluey let's go you can do it just00:25:46
follow the sound of my voice Listen to the00:25:49
clapping you hear just go to the clapping00:25:53
let's go 1 2 3 4 oh Neli that's where we're00:25:59
going I'm going to put you on the00:26:01
road in front of the building You have to be00:26:03
where people can see you Ah good Now I00:26:06
'm going to put you in the front because00:26:07
the suit won't fit in the back seat00:26:11
It's your dog Yes this is my dog You'll00:26:14
get to know each other better on the trip00:26:15
sit down with you everything's okay yes Well00:26:18
okay We're ready to go yes no let's have00:26:21
leaflets from [ __ ] who don't look00:26:23
serious I don't want to spend the damn00:26:25
night sealed with a bunch of more leaflets00:26:28
Well00:26:30
[music] let's00:26:51
go This is good this is great00:26:56
Ade00:26:58
and here she is the door Okay good but I'm holding00:27:02
you it will be very00:27:04
simple like00:27:06
this come on if it's here today it's00:27:10
not very busy tomorrow we'll move00:27:13
you to another place great wait you do00:27:16
n't want to forget these things otherwise00:27:18
there's no point in standing around if you don't have00:27:20
leaflets hold it well but well done yeah00:27:25
But just hold them oh for00:27:29
God's sake here you go Now you're doing00:27:33
great Now it's okay ok if00:27:36
I don't give a crap to you My dog shits Yeah00:27:39
if you need me Call me But I don't have00:27:41
a phone yeah00:27:49
yeah I'll take you back at the end of the day yeah00:27:53
Okay I'll come back and get you Jesus Christ00:28:19
[applause]00:28:26
ah00:28:30
Bastards You [ __ ] from blue00:28:33
nexio You stole my career ruined00:28:37
my life How could you do this to00:28:40
me give back my00:28:42
savings [ __ ]00:28:47
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[music]00:29:00
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leaflets leaflets00:29:10
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leaflets hey hey00:29:28
Hey00:29:31
[music]00:29:39
Help what the hell is this Damn00:29:41
[music]00:29:43
damn what the00:29:45
[ music]00:29:53
nonsense How are you buddy What are you doing And I00:29:56
'm working you're not interested in renting office00:29:58
space you're renting out part of this00:30:01
field as office space Oh No no that's the00:30:04
building down the road I don't know00:30:08
if you can see it from here [ __ ] me00:30:10
Lord That's something over there from behind if00:30:13
you're interested it'll be great00:30:15
Hey you're not hot there dude today it's00:30:17
just a bathhouse Oh yeah Maybe you want something to drink00:30:19
Yes of course that would be00:30:21
great Jay Give me one of those00:30:24
cans ah00:30:27
man She00:30:29
bounced on Grab it with00:30:31
your hands So hold it Yes squeeze it dude00:30:35
you feel it Come on good luck dude Well good00:30:39
luck00:30:40
Bro thanks guys see you bye00:30:46
Thanks for the beer I'm here for now00:31:00
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H00:31:32
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a00:32:00
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a00:32:56
ah00:33:14
[applause]00:33:25
R00:33:35
Well, how00:33:37
was it that they offered you00:33:46
[music]00:33:55
to do00:33:57
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[music]00:34:25
C00:34:27
[music]00:34:38
hey00:34:41
Hey What the hell are you doing How do you00:34:45
know it was him How do I know00:34:47
it was him Who else could it00:34:51
be oh you should have seen what happened today he was00:34:55
staring at me again00:34:57
but he can't do anything the sphere of00:34:59
information transfer is a very closed club00:35:01
and everyone can know but he was still00:35:03
staring at me. So I went up to him and00:35:05
said we need to have lunch sometime,00:35:08
everything is just completely00:35:09
ordinary, he will call for sure, he will call, I00:35:13
know he00:35:15
will call, he really got caught God my00:35:18
This is00:35:20
[music]00:35:25
deer00:35:27
[music]00:35:34
you live nearby Get in the car and00:35:36
drive to the office you have a little00:35:38
office space and do00:35:40
business every00:35:45
day office space in00:35:48
[music]00:35:55
hiring00:35:58
you00:36:02
[music]00:36:17
[music]00:36:22
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alive And what should we00:36:32
[music]00:36:43
do with you everything will be fine We00:36:45
will call mom and everything will be00:36:55
fine00:37:01
[music]00:37:08
[music]00:37:16
[music]00:37:24
you know He can’t invite me00:37:26
even if he wants and he wants to Trust00:37:29
me today you look strange You are00:37:31
a little greenish everything is fine00:37:34
because I don’t want to00:37:35
[music] get00:37:40
infected listen Can I ask00:37:42
you one question00:37:46
You are a00:37:47
clown what what do you mean no but you00:37:53
perform at children’s00:37:55
parties00:37:57
I don’t know how you see I have a lot of00:38:01
children here who they00:38:05
love you they make me drive home00:38:08
this way just to see00:38:18
you anyway we're having a00:38:22
party at our house this weekend and if you00:38:25
could come that would be great Yeah but00:38:29
I'm not 50 bucks Oh I mean 75 dollars00:38:33
It's not like me 100 dollars Last00:38:38
offer okay pony just a00:38:40
ridiculous option you know what, let00:38:42
me leave you my00:38:52
business card actually Could you put00:38:55
it in my hand in my real hand00:38:59
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really interested Call00:39:16
me if00:39:26
you just had to pick up at 545 See you00:39:28
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hey anyone00:40:25
there is00:40:28
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what else is this I don’t00:42:46
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there the coalition forces achieved the return of00:43:14
two bodies And now we pass the word00:43:16
carried Newton from apn who has00:43:19
more information on this topic from00:43:20
Baghdad Leslie Could you tell00:43:22
us about the scope of the search these days for these00:43:24
missing people,00:43:26
about 8,000 American soldiers were00:43:29
involved in the search for these00:43:32
two people 15 minutes after the00:43:34
end of the attack as well as and the00:43:37
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security officers I00:43:43
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you and now we have received information that00:43:53
their bodies00:43:55
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which you may be able to find answers to00:43:59
today and some of which you will not be able to00:44:01
Who kidnapped them How were they treated Were they00:44:04
tortured What were they in condition00:44:06
when they were found Where are the bodies00:44:08
now and have the families of these soldiers been notified00:44:19
I want ice cream for you today00:44:22
enough sugar no not enough00:44:26
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would you like to try Our new gourmet low-00:44:46
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Gouda cheese would you like to try Our new gourmet00:44:51
low-fat Gouda cheese00:44:54
yes00:44:57
Listen Run there and bring some00:44:59
plastic wrap and sandwich bags00:45:02
okay What are you guys00:45:04
going to00:45:05
do? We're going to paint our00:45:08
faces okay over00:45:10
there yeah. Okay then I'll go inside. Buy00:45:14
some things and meet you here00:45:15
in 2 minutes. I'll be right00:45:22
back okay. You guys give it. come through00:45:26
okay don't step in00:45:28
these sandwich bags00:45:31
bags bags Oh excuse me can you00:45:35
hand me a couple of boxes of metal00:45:40
foil00:45:43
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you go Big00:45:51
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Hi this will cost 8 dollars and 900:46:11
cents I don't have any money on me can I00:46:14
just go out outside and then00:46:17
come back do you want to just take them that00:46:20
no I’m just fine our00:46:23
inventory system is really screwed up00:46:26
No I Hey would you like some00:46:30
watermelons that aren’t that broken quite00:46:33
tasty No I’m just my sister-in-law I’ll be00:46:36
right back and where are you going00:46:39
come on, get your ass00:46:42
back you think it's funny yeah why do00:46:46
n't you take a second shift at00:46:47
the store then Mr. Romash what come on00:46:50
Frank no Hey I need some money00:46:54
to pay it's in my bag behind00:46:58
me00:47:10
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wait a minute00:47:15
that's good thanks I'll be right00:47:24
back [music] be right back00:47:26
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damn00:47:43
where's the damn service pump00:47:47
Hey Kathleen00:47:50
what are you what do you need You00:47:53
're working today I'm not making But flyers you know00:47:57
what I'll tell you just go take a walk00:47:59
somewhere Make yourself recognizable you00:48:00
know what something about electricity00:48:02
actually I'm not working today I just00:48:04
wanted to know Can I borrow a suit for a00:48:06
couple of hours borrow00:48:10
that I'm00:48:13
sorry Lord Jesus Relax [ __ ]00:48:16
what did you say Can you borrow that00:48:19
suit I want to borrow it for a little while00:48:24
what a woman will pay me for for00:48:27
performing in a suit You didn't00:48:33
ruin the entertainment I don't want00:48:35
to know anything about it I mean you'll00:48:37
pay for my dry cleaning It's a kids00:48:40
birthday I'll just be there for about an hour00:48:42
I could use the money and I thought I00:48:44
should ask before I take00:48:48
the suit just return it safe and00:48:50
sound good and clean Ver its00:48:56
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changing room00:49:18
Oh00:49:20
hi you work here today00:49:23
I work we provide food00:49:26
What do you do I entertain kids just00:49:31
like John Wuxi No I'm just getting paid to be00:49:34
there at00:49:36
the party Listen, you won’t00:49:39
zip me up and won’t help me with my head, I00:49:41
can’t get in and out of it00:49:46
on my own so guys I have a big00:49:50
surprise Are you ready are you ready Here he is Come on,00:50:09
let’s take him out to the00:50:16
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and my dad He was on a boat and he went into the00:51:53
desert and there are tanks and he can blow00:51:56
things up If he wants can do00:51:58
things like blow up00:52:03
cacti th00:52:07
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pony I heard about the incident No I didn't00:52:28
invite them there's probably00:52:30
some kind of restraining order on the neighbors No00:52:32
it's a nice party really I just have00:52:34
to hold my00:52:36
ground great job You can00:52:39
stay until the pony leaves here Take a00:52:41
piece of cake and don’t let me forget00:52:43
to pay you oh Yes good I’m so sorry00:52:46
that you have eight [ __ ] Leon dollars00:52:49
and your company went to the bottom I00:52:52
mean I didn’t sympathize with him so much I’m00:52:54
good I’m better I ran imagine00:52:57
about 20 minutes a day I could probably00:53:00
complete a triathlon Believe me I heard00:53:02
this first hand but you know I00:53:05
know it for sure he's gone forever these things00:53:07
happen poor guy when he00:53:10
came back from Iraq but was supposed to00:53:12
come back months ago but you00:53:14
know the government kept them there I00:53:17
saw the charts Oh this is so00:53:19
terrible Do you think he00:53:23
can guess tell me00:53:25
tell me okay I heard the version that they00:53:29
spent all the time together even00:53:32
before he left did she say that she00:53:35
was going to leave him for her00:53:37
boss's [ __ ] if she's smart She will leave him00:53:40
before this one Yes, what's the difference and00:53:43
they have two children Yes that's right Rita hi How are00:53:46
you Oh my god she turned to him and00:53:49
said I want to take a break from marriage I00:53:51
just can't cheer up00:53:53
anymore you know I don't even answer the phone00:53:55
call I'm just sitting there in the dark I00:53:58
need00:53:59
a drink no00:54:02
problem what should I00:54:06
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it was nice to meet you guys bye bye00:54:43
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Jamie was glad to meet I00:54:48
wonder where their00:54:49
mother is Where do you think you are going to00:54:53
drop them off at home I'm begging you, I think00:54:56
in the end John can do this, do you00:54:58
think I should call them a00:55:00
taxi, it would be inappropriate, my God, the00:55:04
keys, you're so bad, who am I00:55:08
begging, I mean seriously, do00:55:11
n't they have Anya or some kind of00:55:13
volunteer assistant?00:55:15
saw he was specifically out of this world I'll00:55:18
figure it out you should hire a good00:55:21
helper It's all about good help00:55:24
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come in you were there00:56:50
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yes that thing It was you00:57:02
Yeah okay guys Are you ready to go00:57:05
home00:57:07
yeah Oh hello I came to pick up Cameron00:57:11
and00:57:12
Lincoln And you're their uncle for sure, well I don't00:57:18
know where they are Oh so here they are, here you are where00:57:22
the coincidence the head doesn't fit in the truck00:57:25
so I hid it under the seat00:57:26
okay Well Thank you that's all thanks to00:57:29
you and one more thing -that Barbara is a woman with00:57:32
such a thing, she thinks that you00:57:34
specifically have gained weight, but I think00:57:36
that she said that Just because00:57:38
she was talking to Nancy, the one who said00:57:40
that Jane is sleeping with your husband and you00:57:42
have no idea Well, that's it, I'm off00:57:53
what00:57:56
Hello Leslie Hello00:57:59
the party is already over I know I'm00:58:03
sorry how are you00:58:06
Hello hi Leslie how are you00:58:11
good Well I just came to pick up the children00:58:14
they are playing No they have already left this00:58:18
Salamander San whatever his name was he was in the00:58:21
hall and took the children I thought you knew Yes00:58:24
I am I know I just wasn't quite00:58:26
sure well that's nice Maybe you want to00:58:29
stay and have a glass of wine or tea00:58:32
I have to go but thanks anyway00:58:36
Say hi to Harald from me Beth00:58:37
Okay bye Betty Thank you very much bye00:58:44
Bye Okay the fire engine light00:58:47
is on and look what our curtains are00:58:50
half open, our teeth are00:58:52
mostly brushed and your book with stories is00:58:54
here. I won’t read it. Your mom00:58:56
will do it herself and I think that’s all.00:59:00
We’re ready for bed and it’s time to go to bed.00:59:06
What are you doing? What’s going on?00:59:10
We have a00:59:12
question. ok what's00:59:15
the question You can00:59:20
fly No you can shoot lasers00:59:23
from your eyes that00:59:25
No melt it with your gaze hey hey hey00:59:30
No I'm not00:59:34
a villain I'm on the side of good I'm a good00:59:38
guy you're here to protect00:59:43
us and00:59:47
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Salman01:00:18
Hey Oh that's where they are not today01:00:23
no no Well let's put it here I01:00:27
was late for the party to pick them up and01:00:30
they already left No I picked them up Yes I01:00:33
guessed01:00:34
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thank you okay That's how you lie down sleep I will01:00:40
also go to bed you have their book a book with01:00:43
stories Yes we have already done that01:00:47
Okay Good night Okay you go to01:00:51
bed No you go to bed But this is it01:00:55
Yes good So which night light do you choose01:01:00
Anubis the Egyptian god of the jackal and head01:01:02
or the molten form of a football player the01:01:04
molten form of the01:01:17
Egyptian So they're already01:01:21
asleep and you know I have Wednesday01:01:24
off I was thinking maybe I could01:01:26
take them to the zoo on Wednesday I think they'll01:01:31
like it When you leave01:01:37
what Well now you have enough money01:01:40
to buy a bus ticket but Noah isn't01:01:43
coming home yet 4 months01:01:48
and I thought you couldn't afford01:01:53
daycare now I can figure it all out01:01:57
My boss promoted01:02:07
me actually I don't mind staying Well01:02:10
it's up to you I01:02:19
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she this [ __ ] can go to01:02:48
I don't know what she thinks about herself, she's going01:02:49
to overwhelm me with this crap01:02:52
every day, she's going to sleep with him and01:02:54
then he won't call her back, and who will01:02:57
listen about this all day long, this [ __ ]01:03:00
won't shut up, the chatter has really01:03:03
tired me, why shouldn't I I don't01:03:05
care I don't know her She's just blabbing01:03:09
about how01:03:11
beautiful she is and how great01:03:14
this guy is anyway what01:03:17
's going on with you You know it's blowing01:03:20
your01:03:23
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nothing what is01:04:25
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something like01:04:34
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okay let us through Hey this guy01:04:56
works for your01:04:59
company Yes he did a lot of01:05:02
good for us Let us through oh well01:05:05
Nice to meet you What the01:05:08
hell Jesus Christ these flyers don't01:05:11
grow on trees Come on collect them Well01:05:15
anyway Have a nice01:05:23
day01:05:37
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you called01:09:11
me Leslie Leslie Call the police We were01:09:15
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thing is trying to kill us01:09:28
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sleeping with her they almost they almost slept01:09:34
right before we walked in at his place01:09:36
he's having an affair with her he's having an affair with01:09:38
both of you he's a bad person you can't01:09:40
quit But for his sake what are you doing They have01:09:43
two children at home that01:09:48
you he's sleeping with her too he's sleeping with01:09:52
both of you you're not01:09:56
but get the hell away from her01:10:11
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I love your brother01:12:54
Well I wasn't in love Yes that's good It's01:12:58
okay I wasn't going to leave but Yes01:13:02
everything is fine I01:13:08
believe you I didn't expect01:13:10
it that Noah would just leave I have01:13:14
I mean I knew it could happen01:13:16
hypothetically I knew it was possible I did01:13:19
n't think it would actually happen that I01:13:21
would be the wife of a01:13:22
frontline soldier01:13:24
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left and01:13:35
Brad and I just a year and a half is a01:13:40
really long01:13:49
time01:13:51
mommy lizard ran away01:13:55
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sorry I love your brother I love I01:14:07
love yes I know I love I believe01:14:17
you Cameron what we said about the01:14:22
hammer01:14:24
It's my fault I gave it to01:14:27
him you want me to take it away01:14:29
It's probably not a very good toy01:14:32
okay I'm sorry Thank you all in01:14:37
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guys come on Stop it Cameron help your01:15:58
brother get up and01:16:02
apologize01:16:05
and Sorry forever friends Let go Stop hugging01:16:11
me01:16:53
I thought we were supposed to pick01:17:01
him up everything01:17:22
is fine01:17:23
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Which format of "Воспитатель для дьяволят - Крутая зарубежная комедия | Фильмы и кино смотреть онлайн" video should I choose?
The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.
Why does my computer freeze when loading a "Воспитатель для дьяволят - Крутая зарубежная комедия | Фильмы и кино смотреть онлайн" video?
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How can I download "Воспитатель для дьяволят - Крутая зарубежная комедия | Фильмы и кино смотреть онлайн" video to my phone?
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How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Воспитатель для дьяволят - Крутая зарубежная комедия | Фильмы и кино смотреть онлайн"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "Воспитатель для дьяволят - Крутая зарубежная комедия | Фильмы и кино смотреть онлайн"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
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