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00:00:14
[music]
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Every girl dreams of that cherished
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day When she puts on a white dress and
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walks to the altar to the accompaniment of this music,
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this is my job No, I’m not a toastmaster, I’m Cupid,
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yes Yes, the same Cupid that
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connects hearts, I’ll tell you a
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love story that I spent five years on and
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I hope to bring you to a Happy ending
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[music]
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Meet this Dasha, a very nice
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girl, more or less pretty, a
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solid four on a ten-point scale
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[music]
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Dasha’s marital status on
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VKontakte is married, although in fact she and
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Fedya are just dating; get married; her
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main desire, and for Cupid, a desire
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client's law
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woke up had breakfast Well, I'll call you back happy
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anniversary my beloved
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Congratulations on the cheerful moments with
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me next to you I wish
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according to statistics 80 percent of women
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feign pleasure from work but
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Dasha is not one of them
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such Veronica Sergeevna built in general it's
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just a bummer
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I got a promotion Veronichka
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Sergeevna
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[music]
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I’m late
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Please forgive me this won’t
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happen again after all, it’s the anniversary
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Veronichka Sergeevna I remind you So from the
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pressure from tachycardia in the cells at the
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edges take morning evening further sleeping
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pills before bed sedative
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morning day evening Oh yes, you also asked to
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buy a
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middle cell of the coffin for Flora of the treasures I
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saw this
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cell By the way, I made an appointment with the astrologer
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for Saturday because on Friday we have a
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meeting
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in a coffin, I saw this meeting. Well
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then, on Friday at 6:00 as usual,
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the astrologer
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told me that in February of the
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fifteenth year this [ __ ]
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will leave his wife, she’s right in front of you that they
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will inflict something on you What is on our nose
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on our nose what is on our nose 16
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year old
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with his wife
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with this fat woman is going to go to the
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course damn skiing
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You still planned for the winter your
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rank that I there I’ll do it in your frame,
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listen, you know what I’ll do, what And I
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’ll go and celebrate the New Year with you, we’ll sit
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at the table with the New Year
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and we’ll celebrate the New Year, it’s
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just that I don’t give
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a damn about you. No, it’s
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a rehearsal, but in general, everything is fine with us
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when Dasha has such a face. So she
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wants to talk about a promotion again,
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now you’re
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starting to infuriate.
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I collected my things and
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closed the door on the back side. What will you
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do [
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music]
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[music]
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This is present for you
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to lift your spirits, so to speak, I
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suddenly I everyone wanted to invite you to this
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Thanks to the
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directors, this is Kolya, his heart is full of
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love, but when he tries to
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admit it, his pants are full
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[music]
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[music]
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and here is Dasha’s guy Fedya, which floor are you on
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[music]
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and when did I shoot an arrow for you? his neighbor Oleg
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accidentally touched his brain in the heart;
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many men want to be like
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him; not
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popular with women.
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Well,
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stop then,
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hold the donut, hold it, hold
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it Lara just gave her
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husband a gift of new horns
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Hello, wretched
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degenerates
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Yes, I’m coming
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[music]
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Larochka Valera is going Already stopped by her girlfriend's home
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So that means she's on a spree to find With
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whom and where is Valeron he can do to
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Oleg the same thing that Oleg does with
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Slava
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Dasha I need to talk to you
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Yes, I'm not a PR person, I'm a rock musician You
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understand
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me people are walking, that means it's someone...
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I need something though Yesterday I laid out everything in the top
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drawer of the dresser socks panties shirts we with the
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help of everyone brought the socks panties shirts
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to the registry office which registry office
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for the rehearsal
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Fedya went to the rehearsal And all my
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efforts went down the drain
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I believe that Dasha is a strong girl
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and even now she calls Fedya only to
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say that he is a creature between
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them it’s all over
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[music]
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Dasha
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we need to
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take a break I need to be alone
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Please understand me even
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the situation was so desperate that
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I wanted to call someone strong Almighty for help
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and cast a spell
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after parting it seems that life
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over
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how many times did it seem to you that you were a
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discounted item
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how many times after breaking up did you go out
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in circles to return to the previous point
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it’s time to end this forever 10 thousand
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separated couples per month
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thousands of divorces across the country in the past
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quarter and millions of broken women’s
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hearts
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I am a hereditary psychologist Ekaterina
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putnaya found A sure way to
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save us all from this pain author's
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training using a secret method 30
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dates I don't really trust videos
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that have 47 views
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love spell mother yes yes Veronichka
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Sergeevna report I'm almost finished
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his mother doesn't work Doesn't work Borka has
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n't left his wife, bring him the money
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cheat and Borka still lives with his wife,
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maybe this effect is not so
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instantaneous
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and what is this? What kind of
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moronic woman is this,
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tell me This is
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training How to return love 30 dates I
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hope that Fedya will come back to me First
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love first man first sadness
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here you need to rejoice
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Listen to me you will learn to be a [ __ ],
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you will breathe calmly,
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look oh Kolyunya just in time This is not
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for you I will go in front of the onboard office with a
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bouquet
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I had a task and you open up
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a [ __ ] for yourself It’s clear, work on the [ __ ]
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If anything I’m kind of ready to help
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if anything to help distract if anything we have
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Fedey just a break in the relationship if
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anything No, I mean if there is anything to help,
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well, yes, I just lead excursions for
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foreigners I know the same language,
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probably Dasha feels damn
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lonely now Although it seems to me that people
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in such hats always feel
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lonely
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at this very moment she I firmly decided to
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go through the training 30 dates
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I know it hurts you, you are humiliated and more than
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anything in the world You want one
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thing Revenge But think what if this is a reason to
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change yourself this is a reason to get stronger
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and recover
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distract yourself
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no man is worth your tears not a
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single one
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says they speak with tears of grief can you help,
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for this we need a stronger liquid
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[music]
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[music]
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I’m very worried about Dasha I’m
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generally worried about people who drink
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absinthe alone
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[music]
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he’s gone He won’t come back again whispered
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in her ear the wind that was walking through the empty
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apartment at all this moment many
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objects in the house tried to communicate with her
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neighbor what's going on
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I know there can't be a
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puncture all over the area I can't
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see a tail in my life
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earrings make my head more fun walk the ax
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on the neighbor's cat
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I'm
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not here yet to fool my head my woman is
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drinking herself to death
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let's go Wait here this girlfriend and bring
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me his balls, it looks like in order to save his
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smooth skin Oleg decided to move to
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Dasha
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Mowgli
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come here
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give
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polygamous hands here you don’t understand anything about
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women’s grief
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You’re stupid
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bald [music] I don’t
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care at least everything here,
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not even just leave your efforts, it’s a pity
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[ __ ], you're staring, burn, come on,
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my love has died, my heart is broken,
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very serious guys, I
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don't even shoot at these with my bow, they'll definitely
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start naughty in response.
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How to find love and set yourself up correctly,
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your object of love should be
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congruent, you are not congruent with yourself and the world
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Hello
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Me name is Dasha Tell us something about
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yourself
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are you sick
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I like men with a very sense of
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humor
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girls Hello
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I need 30 men
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to have 30 dates
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Let's get straight to the point
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not Fedya needs to come back
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Help me or not
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and talk to me about the tin
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[music]
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or help us get back video or
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get out
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okay let's
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help the poor
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know languages
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About so
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Count yourself What He writes
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We'll be together soon Eye color
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Eye color Alyo
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appearance
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different
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breast size
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Relationship to alcohol
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I like to drink
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oh
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Risen from the backside
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more panties burnt but you cook
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much better than you look
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where is the coffee Or you in the morning
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What kind of miracles of selfishness can I, too,
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do you have to
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leave,
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that
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you leave,
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we’re asking for the fifth request already,
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and everyone thanks to whom I give
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you my advice:
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to survive a breakup, you don’t have to get
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drunk like a demobilizer Yes, private,
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yes
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Fedya, your streamarilla had to be
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cut off, it
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turned out to be incongruent and
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take away the photos, the concept of ours training is simple
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You need to get to know and restore
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yourself through new acquaintances Well
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what stupidity go on 30 dates and you
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will get your boyfriend back at best you
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will find a new one
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Wow I haven’t been to a freak show for a long time
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Harley
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this is a steep road
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will teach you how to open a beer with your eye I
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recently I bought myself a juicer for 7000
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from carrots, I make carrot juice, I drink it with
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cream, he will drink all the juices out of you, and
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the cake on the salad along the way, I
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met a rabbit earlier.
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this place
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is something gloomy already Apostle crafty
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craftsmen and no, he was cheerful
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Yes Dasha agrees There was nothing to envy
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[applause] the
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main thing was that it was
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a date, this is a chance for us to figure out what
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qualities a man has We like which ones No, don’t
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let failures scare you there are
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many acquaintances ahead and men And what kind
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of party is this? They got up and
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left
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the meeting so quickly,
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go have some coffee, I’m
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canceling the meeting
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Oh, you have no idea, he invited me
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to the Weekend, I’m so happy, he’s an
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extraordinary person, the pain of a horse, an
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ordinary person, great news,
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there’s a pirogue, what news I have 2
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hours, I have to go to the store and I don’t
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know, some kind of panties or something obscene
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buy get hair removal yesterday we went
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And listen, I don’t know what’s bugging me But
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take a fresh look at the situation
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and you please finish the
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advertising reports okay
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Wait, I actually have plans that
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you might have plans you're an abandoned
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woman
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let's work
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[music]
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plowed you
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how it goes searches there
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that is
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what kind of [ __ ] and
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can you help me with something
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if you have blocks at the level of the
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physical body then attempts to develop your
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consciousness are useless first of all you
00:25:58
need to harmonize the physical
00:26:01
body and then the etheric and astral body
00:26:08
is the main thing in a woman This is the look
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he should have, you know, such a little
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flirtatious
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fire, the eyes are the main thing, you know, they are so
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jubilant, enchanting, so clingy,
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and maybe he
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[music]
00:26:38
I came up with And the woman, here she should be,
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you know, she goes somewhere, for example
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and fills the space with itself and with
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your body, you fill it all
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up. Look, you should
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feel your hips a little, here they are
00:26:52
in your space. You feel your
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hips. You feel your shoulders.
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You feel your ears. ears. ran. ran.
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these are all three smells.
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Western smell.
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I finished watching the movie with Al Pacino The smell of a
00:27:13
woman, he’s still dancing tango there
00:27:19
Well, no Yes, but this is By the way, the
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main woman is death, everything, we all
00:27:25
mean we have straightened out the ashes And most importantly, laughter
00:27:31
[music]
00:27:46
thank God no one else sees the
00:27:50
notorious boy in his grandfather’s
00:27:52
sweater knows everything about liberated
00:27:55
women It’s all my job
00:28:19
to work Well, of course I’m going to
00:28:23
And what’s wrong with
00:28:25
unloading the cars I’ll become the best
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loader for a month
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Now a second Hello garage Are
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you brain dead or something
00:28:39
Hello No, not for you, why are
00:28:42
you so worried
00:28:46
Mark, they will write about me that I’m
00:28:48
mediocrity, not You,
00:28:50
Mark I can’t hear you, you’re disappearing, let’s
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call you back while I’m waiting
00:29:05
What are you waiting for,
00:29:07
muse, I’m waiting, I’m a creator Dash photographer God,
00:29:11
another creative person can
00:29:13
just get a job Well, they
00:29:15
don’t let me walk
00:29:19
frivolously with
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cruel girls, you’re a
00:29:25
heartless woman, that’s why you’re lonely Tell
00:29:30
me, tell me that your soul will want
00:29:33
a star It’s as if bullfinches are just asking to be held in your hands. A
00:29:38
romantic in
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the sphere of relationships touches the depths of our
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soul. You know that there are people who find
00:29:48
it painful to look into their souls.
00:29:50
Choose a mentally rich person
00:29:58
[music]
00:30:00
for his appearance, of course, he must be detained and
00:30:03
punished
00:30:05
on your orders arrived
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Hello,
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probably don’t mind if I I’ll
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call you grandfather, of course it’s good,
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about
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the cafe,
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let’s drop by quickly and have a disc, my girl, I have
00:31:02
only one piece of advice for you.
00:31:07
Run,
00:31:08
it was very nice to meet you, let’s
00:31:12
go, let’s go, let’s go, it’s a
00:31:20
good place here,
00:31:27
commander.
00:31:29
Give us these salads there, cook them up
00:31:32
and whatever they are you have there. the menu is hot the
00:31:35
hottest that shank
00:31:40
next to fruit well and
00:31:43
vodka bring slush all your feet
00:31:47
wet show champagne
00:32:04
Well, something for that too,
00:32:07
these mussels I want to
00:32:11
go to Uzbekistan there is no such thing
00:32:15
Let's have mussels at Shashlichny washota Yes, I
00:32:20
wish I had ordered oysters in Cheburechnaya
00:32:40
you know even what kind of [ __ ] I'm in you have to
00:32:44
fiddle with these hands, there’s
00:32:47
nothing more pleasant than finding out what
00:32:51
you were digging into with the hands of the
00:32:59
skating rink itself, took
00:33:01
Marinka
00:33:03
out of a burning house, pulled him out, and the guy is not
00:33:06
shy about letting off vibes and literally and figuratively
00:33:16
you’ll think a cop is just a cop
00:33:22
and a fireman and Father That’s it
00:33:26
They're coming to me
00:33:36
now to talk something wrong, you'll answer, he'll
00:33:38
break your nose,
00:33:44
this beautiful woman, yes,
00:33:48
you're all beautiful, you're all so beautiful,
00:33:52
one of those beautiful ones left me, these are the
00:33:58
fat thighs that
00:34:03
left me, I
00:34:06
still can't forget
00:34:27
grape juice,
00:34:37
one date, two corpses, it's time there are so
00:34:41
few men to finish in Moscow 13
00:34:46
13 mine
00:34:50
66
00:34:58
Dasha
00:35:06
Yes, Dasha never had a girlfriend with
00:35:09
whom you could discuss everything, but
00:35:12
now it seems she has appeared
00:35:15
Daria
00:35:27
Dasha
00:35:29
Dasha is still
00:35:37
a doshinator
00:35:43
No, well, that’s Grandma’s crazy grandson, why are
00:35:46
you killing yourself or something Oleg I'm
00:35:55
Dash I'm a beauty I've
00:36:03
just never fallen in love like I'm
00:36:05
Fedya I just never go on
00:36:08
dates with men and I never ask for anything they'll
00:36:13
come and give everything themselves You're
00:36:18
actually quoting it wrong
00:36:21
there so
00:36:24
never ask for anything, never And
00:36:28
nothing in particular from those who are stronger than you
00:36:34
and you're like the one who started our smartest
00:36:37
[ __ ]
00:36:57
So, if Fedya wants to meet
00:36:59
him, then of course she's a complete fool, she won't
00:37:02
want to. Dasha has pride
00:37:07
[applause]
00:37:09
wai [
00:37:10
applause]
00:37:35
[music]
00:37:41
Wow, even so, by
00:37:55
the way, we broke up with you
00:37:58
You see,
00:38:06
this is this long-legged brunette, this is you
00:38:10
profile My And the photo is not mine,
00:38:14
even if I didn’t expect you, that’s
00:38:17
enough,
00:38:19
that’s enough for me to decide where I should live
00:38:21
Where should I work, where should I exist at all?
00:38:29
Enough, like a fool, I believed you for five years for the
00:38:34
sake of why
00:38:36
for you to be actively searching
00:38:39
for you to work actively searching
00:38:43
Yes, I smoke,
00:38:45
I decided
00:38:49
to smoke,
00:38:51
young man, we can’t smoke here, I
00:38:54
know I don’t smoke, I’m quitting,
00:38:59
you’re sick of me, unfortunately, this is a complete
00:39:02
fiasco, it seems Dasha has burned all the bridges
00:39:05
leading to Fedya
00:39:10
training don’t
00:39:15
meet, just forget about him for a while
00:39:18
and Allow yourself a breath of freedom
00:39:23
[music]
00:39:29
Oleg And where are you? I’ll be now
00:39:34
[music]
00:39:57
So let’s check a little, we’ll pay
00:39:59
attention to you and then we’ll work on
00:40:01
your own, look at me in the camera, look at me
00:40:11
Oleg, this is yours
00:40:13
rather hello to me, I
00:40:31
ran to meet my poison dart frog
00:40:33
ahead of time, the
00:40:39
latest collection is here
00:40:57
[music]
00:41:00
immediately further
00:41:16
Olezhka’s latest collection
00:41:46
when There’s no one to expect help from, it
00:41:49
comes from unexpected people,
00:41:59
enchanting
00:42:04
this advice Lapul Paint your lips brighter
00:42:08
Hollywood Hollywood
00:42:15
two years ago I finally broke up with
00:42:18
girl Well, right away he’s a normal
00:42:20
guy
00:42:22
and no, he’s not a man
00:42:28
No, he’s not a man at all,
00:42:34
I’m retired, we haven’t gone out yet
00:42:36
Hello,
00:42:41
and that fitness is no longer in trend And that
00:42:44
straight people are not in fashion, she loved me,
00:42:47
you know, she just didn’t love me, but Support
00:42:49
him otherwise he’ll also open the veins.
00:42:52
It’s okay,
00:42:53
but the photos on the site are of his eldest grandson,
00:42:57
don’t be embarrassed. Dasha does this too,
00:43:02
but if you want, I’ll give you a mirror. Well, each
00:43:06
creature has a pair and you’ll find it, you’ll
00:43:08
find it, but you won’t find it, I
00:43:11
guarantee you. You
00:43:14
VNO Well, why be so rude Although very
00:43:17
definitely
00:43:19
I’m cool Yes, cool [ __ ] cool [ __ ] up
00:43:27
beat my grandmother
00:43:30
tracked down with grandmothers you haven’t fought yet
00:43:36
and you almost took him away I have
00:43:40
n’t slept for the tenth day Do what you
00:43:42
want the main thing without a hat Don’t go in winter I
00:43:45
know everything about you ask him about
00:43:47
the cap from a flash drive
00:43:50
[music]
00:43:58
otter otter otter
00:44:03
time to call the veterinarians
00:44:08
I know where you live it’s good then you’ll drop it off at
00:44:11
home So Wait for
00:44:15
this surprise we liked it more than the others
00:44:18
initiative The most difficult thing is to admit the
00:44:22
presence of low self-esteem
00:44:26
I have a surprise for you please why are you
00:44:35
frozen ahead
00:44:42
probably very expensive expensive
00:44:45
last chance if this doesn’t help
00:44:47
you walk in Altai virgins to the
00:44:49
grave
00:44:52
in my opinion this is only flat feet
00:44:55
straightening calmness all my acquaintances are
00:44:57
women who all walk perfectly
00:44:59
in just such a
00:45:00
rise it
00:45:09
seems A smooth friend decided to seriously
00:45:12
take care of my doll Well done maybe
00:45:14
something from this it will turn out
00:45:20
great Great
00:45:31
[music]
00:46:28
[music]
00:46:37
I agree this is the dress I want to
00:46:40
take off of her
00:46:45
in her entire life only two dates were
00:46:54
a matter of course We didn’t study together I
00:46:58
let him copy
00:47:00
then no
00:47:06
Well okay what a big deal
00:47:11
and before Fedya I had braces I dreamed of
00:47:15
going to Moscow State University
00:47:25
Yes you are a mammoth
00:47:29
What does this mean, an
00:47:32
extinct species, it means that
00:47:34
I just didn’t need anyone or anything back then,
00:47:37
but now I don’t have enough confidence,
00:47:40
as they say in the training, it’s all from
00:47:44
low self-esteem,
00:47:48
hello, you were at my dinner, but I
00:47:51
have a lunch box for you.
00:47:54
Oh,
00:47:56
how much messages
00:48:00
Look how cool he is
00:48:04
Well, he's a little pumped up, some kind of
00:48:08
tan,
00:48:10
of course, where is he so tanned in the winter
00:48:15
I like
00:48:19
Look, he has a sports car, a
00:48:23
yacht,
00:48:25
too Cool
00:48:27
But what about it, I don't know, his
00:48:31
soul, his height, his intelligence is like a
00:48:39
girl's erudition then what’s the main thing
00:48:48
[music]
00:48:59
Hello Daria
00:49:01
Don’t worry Nikita Bronislavovich will come soon
00:49:07
You need to work on the first chakras, the
00:49:10
so-called lower floors, their development
00:49:14
will contribute to the disclosure of your
00:49:16
sexual energy without which a woman is
00:49:20
not fully functional
00:49:23
Oh, here he is
00:49:26
our master
00:49:40
Forgive me, it
00:49:47
always
00:50:00
looks like he has balls everything is in order
00:50:03
The main thing is that the pins don’t light up
00:50:06
My passion And you know, I love
00:50:12
playing these Towns since childhood
00:50:28
[applause]
00:50:40
[applause]
00:50:42
[music]
00:50:48
It’s time to go home Dashul, your lower chakras can’t
00:50:51
withstand such a Strike,
00:51:07
you need it
00:51:09
raw, you need a man Bitterly
00:51:15
with someone going to the theater
00:51:18
I need a man
00:51:21
You go on a date there, so
00:51:23
come up with something Okay, I wanted you
00:51:26
know about the promotion to talk
00:51:27
so the promotion then you are two hours old and
00:51:47
your mistress missed you You needed a new slave
00:51:59
and Dasha turns out to be the Queen of blackmail and
00:52:02
manipulation
00:52:03
it’s better to dress better I couldn’t
00:52:10
go So where to go fourth third
00:52:14
fourth here here here here
00:52:19
here
00:52:22
4 3
00:52:29
[music]
00:52:37
from you
00:52:40
damn the nanny is stuck with the children
00:52:43
what to do
00:52:46
[music]
00:53:17
bulls in the entrance animal in the living room I’m still
00:53:21
starting to sell tickets to this zoo
00:53:38
since everything has passed
00:53:41
has passed and I thought Veronica was your type,
00:53:48
I’m on a date with an interesting man.
00:53:54
I, too,
00:54:01
need to brush my teeth. Do
00:54:06
you notice how men react to you?
00:54:10
What new things do they discover in you and in your
00:54:13
life? Learn not to be afraid of men; just
00:54:17
accept them for who they are. I’ve
00:54:22
been convinced this many times. that the men of
00:54:25
your generation are much
00:54:27
more decent than the current one Don’t say yes,
00:54:30
heads don’t matter, today’s boys don’t know how to
00:54:34
woo ladies.
00:54:39
Previously, he wrote songs under the moon, poetry
00:54:44
And now
00:54:47
[music]
00:54:49
maybe a glass of glitwein to
00:54:53
warm up.
00:54:55
Let
00:55:01
older men always know better
00:55:04
what a girl wants,
00:55:08
though not always remember it's
00:55:16
good
00:55:22
[music]
00:55:42
What we're doing
00:55:45
now everything will be what will happen
00:55:50
Take off your clothes Dasha
00:55:52
now you'll get to know the real Russian
00:55:55
soul
00:56:00
[music]
00:56:01
why is he undressing Is he really a
00:56:04
rapist
00:56:05
[music] of the
00:56:11
subconscious It would be
00:56:19
better if he were a rapist
00:56:25
my god Where did we come from this cartoon?
00:56:29
snowdrops where is a
00:56:31
pretty good cafe
00:56:36
[music]
00:56:39
look
00:56:41
look no
00:56:48
super
00:56:52
your madam
00:56:54
what's yours I say
00:56:58
no relative you
00:57:10
won't get far
00:57:12
relative it's good
00:57:15
means nothing
00:57:33
itself
00:57:39
Well hello
00:57:41
Hi my name is Mark
00:57:48
I'm an Agent of this bot do
00:57:52
n't want to spend an evening that you
00:57:55
'll never forget
00:57:59
come here the light needs to be rearranged, I’m coming
00:58:06
This is such a
00:58:07
defenseless
00:58:11
new date This is a new page in
00:58:14
the book of your love with a happy ending
00:58:17
Olezha, I thought we won’t interfere, let’s
00:58:20
go for a walk somewhere, let’s sit,
00:58:25
Lord, take this away
00:58:32
Well, just let them go
00:58:57
[music]
00:59:05
[music]
00:59:17
Hello,
00:59:20
are you going
00:59:29
[ music]
00:59:37
[music]
00:59:49
[music]
01:00:02
[music]
01:00:24
can I have some champagne
01:00:26
Hello And you're here
01:00:32
so we can
01:00:35
finally congratulate a normal guy let's
01:00:37
go
01:00:44
Let's make it easier, it's
01:00:52
very funny, can't you remind me how old you are
01:01:00
I'm so glad that we met
01:01:08
[music]
01:01:17
for long years spent with Dasha, she
01:01:20
couldn’t imagine that she could
01:01:22
find someone better than Fedya, that she
01:01:25
could even be with some adequate
01:01:27
person, probably my mission is coming to
01:01:30
an end
01:01:34
[applause]
01:01:43
wonderful,
01:01:45
the hand of our master Oleg is visible
01:01:52
Yes,
01:01:53
talent But I’m okay I can’t help it
01:01:56
now,
01:01:58
there’s no inspiration,
01:02:03
but
01:02:06
he has music
01:02:09
Yes, it’s you,
01:02:16
I understand him perfectly You have your own
01:02:19
secret of
01:02:21
incredible beauty
01:02:24
And eternal
01:02:27
compactness
01:03:01
[music]
01:03:28
[music]
01:03:35
[music]
01:03:42
[music] we
01:03:53
all have Little
01:03:59
big secrets rubber secrets
01:04:42
he needs a completely different girl
01:05:04
and you want it You'll be the third let's go
01:05:29
[applause]
01:05:50
that you couldn't say that you
01:05:52
like her I wouldn't touch her,
01:05:57
sort it out first you
01:06:01
[ __ ]
01:06:08
It's clear everything is with you
01:06:10
two boots in a pair
01:06:12
What are you watching Go to your Romeo
01:06:24
Oleg is not the first time saved Dasha And this is not the
01:06:27
first time I changed my opinion about him.
01:06:40
In general, I had only Vera there.
01:06:46
I loved her.
01:06:51
Although I loved whom I persecuted
01:06:56
and had a friend.
01:07:01
Russia is rich, bearded
01:07:04
from the song
01:07:06
Oh God, what a man
01:07:13
was a friend
01:07:16
now
01:07:20
she’s not there either
01:07:27
Yes no, I don’t blame
01:07:30
who this
01:07:32
ordinary photographer is,
01:07:36
and he’s a
01:07:39
millionaire,
01:07:46
everything is somehow very painful.
01:07:51
Oleg showed his vulnerable soul and
01:07:54
told a story that would touch
01:07:55
Dasha to the depths of her soul.
01:07:58
Maybe I’m still in love,
01:08:10
oh,
01:08:14
lucky you found Larisa Stepanovna’s lover.
01:08:27
Goodbye lovebirds
01:08:33
[music]
01:08:58
[music]
01:09:03
I want to be
01:09:06
you you
01:09:10
do Where did you get the keys
01:09:14
You gave them to me yourself Thank you I myself
01:09:37
I can’t even live without you I can’t and that’s it I
01:09:41
tried to live alone where you were
01:09:45
nothing works out at all without you
01:09:50
just no one understands
01:09:58
I I know that you want to get married, I’m thinking
01:10:00
about the wedding,
01:10:10
that the hairstyle is new Thank you, I noticed
01:10:20
How can you not notice the
01:10:23
Beauty Queen
01:10:27
with beauties Dashulya I’m now having big
01:10:32
problems at work at work,
01:10:34
the employer understands
01:10:38
Dasha
01:10:45
Hello
01:10:47
Let’s come to my place to drink tea, it’s
01:10:49
somehow uncomfortable without you that
01:10:51
Dash is
01:10:53
crazy Grandma’s grandson of
01:10:56
what
01:10:58
Nothing Have a
01:11:00
nice day, I didn’t say
01:11:08
Move, I’m calling your mom, we’re finishing up your
01:11:11
panties, you
01:11:25
want to get married, let’s go,
01:11:36
I don’t want
01:11:38
to be with you, to
01:11:41
find something new, Dasha had to
01:11:44
get rid of the old one first. It’s a pity that I did
01:11:47
n’t understand this before, I was caught like a
01:11:51
fish [music]
01:11:53
I
01:11:55
got confused in this network
01:12:00
I’m making a mistake
01:12:05
as always this sea save Veronika
01:12:11
Sergeevna I wanted to talk to you
01:12:13
about the vacancy of the head of the commercial
01:12:15
department
01:12:17
remember
01:12:18
How scary you are, you did
01:12:21
n’t sleep all night
01:12:22
It seems to me that my experience is enough
01:12:25
to take this position and We talked with you
01:12:27
remember before
01:12:31
I think that my experience is enough
01:12:33
to take this position I think I
01:12:36
hired someone like I hired my friend
01:12:41
And you proposed my candidacy to Boris
01:12:52
Veronik Sergeevna I thought for a long time and
01:12:54
made a decision I’m quitting wait
01:12:58
you don’t have enough salary Why aren’t you
01:13:01
satisfied if you don’t want to be an assistant
01:13:03
I’ll add you're depriving me of my salary
01:13:06
for some nonsense, just no, I'm
01:13:08
really quitting
01:13:19
Dasha was ready to finally break with the
01:13:22
past and start a new life of
01:13:26
passion
01:13:28
Hello,
01:13:31
who are
01:13:33
we, the new tenants
01:13:38
Hello,
01:13:40
can you tell me where Oleg he moved out
01:13:44
Thank you
01:13:58
[applause]
01:14:05
you're not at on a white horse, it
01:14:10
happens so often that happiness
01:14:13
eludes you at the last moment As
01:14:16
you can see, this story was no exception
01:14:30
building of
01:14:46
well done, very interesting You know, I heard,
01:14:51
I listened, in fact, this is just the
01:14:54
beginning, I have a three-hour excursion, but
01:14:56
you’ve already survived half of it Well done And
01:14:59
now we have a warm-up let's squat
01:15:08
You know, I wanted to admit something,
01:15:13
in general, this is not a real date,
01:15:19
I was just sad Dasha, I wanted to
01:15:25
apologize, to be honest, it
01:15:28
turns out that I used you
01:15:30
And in general, this is a vile act. Please forgive me.
01:15:34
You are a very good friend. You are the
01:15:36
best. friend, you are so
01:15:38
sincere and real True true Forgive
01:15:40
me please
01:15:45
you deserve the best
01:15:47
Dash you know Yes you don’t know Thank
01:15:51
you for your honesty for this I always respected you
01:15:53
Ilya and I respected
01:15:59
everything now bask Forgive me I’m my strange
01:16:03
friend you are destined for another meeting
01:16:20
yes
01:16:26
I don’t even I know, I probably know what
01:16:28
I’ll take. This Basket is
01:16:32
so cute and big, even
01:16:39
Hello, I
01:16:45
had 29 dates and the guy basically
01:16:48
came back, but I realized that he wasn’t needed at all.
01:16:53
30 dates
01:16:56
is my technique. 30 dates, that’s the
01:16:59
whole point, so apparently It did
01:17:02
n’t help you No, I didn’t understand,
01:17:04
I wanted to say thank you, thank you
01:17:06
very much, your method really
01:17:09
works, a lot of people helped and they helped me too,
01:17:14
I figured out
01:17:23
what it is, my
01:17:25
husband left,
01:17:33
don’t worry,
01:17:35
maybe
01:17:36
30 dates,
01:17:40
everything in the world is love,
01:17:44
this is the strongest energy,
01:17:48
all people are the most in the world they need
01:17:50
love Give a person what He
01:17:54
needs and you will forever be
01:17:55
loved and in demand
01:18:15
[music]
01:18:23
[music]
01:18:56
on this day Dasha understood a lot. And I
01:18:59
understood only one thing: it’s beyond my power to arrange her personal
01:19:02
life
01:19:13
Dasha Dasha I was wrong even I
01:19:17
can’t work without you at all,
01:19:22
Dashenka Well, there was a misunderstanding
01:19:24
that time, I just got nervous Lariska Mine cheated on me
01:19:27
with a dentist from Gelendzhik, can you
01:19:30
imagine? Oh, that’s not the right word, karma is so
01:19:34
spoiled in the 90s, apparently it was
01:19:37
spoiled by the work, it was nervous So you
01:19:39
need to be complete aunt to change
01:19:42
subscribers support
01:19:49
By the way, my name is
01:19:53
Valera
01:19:56
What is yours Why Valeron decided to
01:19:59
apologize, I don’t know, he’s probably afraid of
01:20:01
new karmic punishments Although the main
01:20:04
punishment he just met is
01:20:20
you Thank you Tanyusha the
01:20:28
man who took this photo
01:20:30
made Dasha believe in his strength he
01:20:33
gave she had a lot, but he didn’t give himself alone,
01:20:38
of course she wanted
01:20:40
the door to open now and Oleg to appear there.
01:20:46
Good morning Boris Sergeevich,
01:20:50
but apparently only Boris Sergeevich will knock on this door
01:20:58
[music]
01:21:14
[music] So the
01:21:33
story has come to an end; sale of not
01:21:37
all films exists happy ending
01:21:39
sometimes happiness finds not you but those who are
01:21:42
nearby I remind you of
01:21:51
rings and chicory Scorpio means something will
01:21:53
go
01:21:54
wrong yes I found my happiness Thank you
01:21:59
well
01:22:01
you know I stopped surveillance on him
01:22:04
paid for the guard God will protect
01:22:07
Daria Andreevna Rest the rest I'll
01:22:10
take on yourself Look great good luck And
01:22:13
you're doing great, like a duck to water He's just
01:22:16
my assistant in honor of my wedding
01:22:18
you can rest relax relax
01:22:23
Hello Hello it's
01:22:25
like everything is a dream I'm very strange
01:22:35
[music]
01:22:50
We're ready Hello
01:22:53
[music]
01:23:09
What are you doing here
01:23:11
before work I'm here
01:23:18
[music] the
01:23:25
first sign of feelings is an escape from
01:23:29
these feelings, dear young people. We have gathered
01:23:32
here to unite your hearts. Love
01:23:35
is a great treasure given to
01:23:39
man; your life is like an hourglass,
01:23:43
like two fragile vessels connected to each
01:23:48
other by an
01:23:49
invisible thread of time; in this, in
01:23:53
this;
01:23:58
I missed you;
01:24:01
I wanted to return I helped the betrothed-mummer
01:24:03
I gave the place to him, wait, you
01:24:07
got what you wanted, I
01:24:10
forgot to ask what I wanted, yes, probably Well,
01:24:15
here I am, take it You needed
01:24:17
six months to decide Well, yes,
01:24:20
put my brains in place, went to work
01:24:24
if Amazon baboons can be called
01:24:27
models
01:24:30
Dash
01:24:32
But there I am I realized what you mean to me,
01:24:36
you are my muse, you are my endangered species of mammoth
01:24:42
and the week I lived with you under the same
01:24:44
roof You are the best thing that happened to me
01:24:46
in a whole year
01:24:48
To be honest, I don’t care about who is
01:24:51
next to you now God there is no one
01:24:58
Well then I want to do you have an offer,
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will you go on a date with me
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What’s there to think about? Agree
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I agree
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for sure Every girl at least once in her
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life experiences a feeling of complete
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devastation, this is the moment when she
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stops believing in love looks at
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herself from the outside mascara
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is smeared all over my face in tears And there’s only one thought in my eyes, it’s
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all over at this very moment,
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it’s important to force yourself to understand everything is just
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beginning
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why did you hide your [ __ ] about me
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На что только не пойдешь, чтобы обрести счастье?! Невезучая Даша верит в найденный в интернете способ – в течение месяца сходить на 30 свиданий, а затем мужчина твоей мечты сам найдет тебя. Только остаться бы живой после встреч с самыми безумными кавалерами и пробовать разглядеть среди них того самого. Россия, 2015 год

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