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time that I was away,
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quite a lot of different interesting videos have accumulated,
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which seemed to pass by
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in short, I decided to dedicate this episode to
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these summer videos, although
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most of them are from the end of summer, but it does
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n’t matter, in short, we’ll say
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[ music]
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this video is for those who for a long time could not
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approach a classmate at a disco,
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but in the end they approached and it looked
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so [ __ ] ridiculous, something like this and why
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on the site he has a horseshoe for good luck,
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as many as four pieces, this means quadruple
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luck, although probably Is this the reason for
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this behavior or is she behaving this way
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because a couple of minutes ago she took on
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her namesake,
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it is because of such horses that generals do not
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trust mares and prefer horses,
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there are rumors that it was because of her that Kutuzov
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lost his eyes even before Napoleon met her
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he was one meter ninety-five meters tall,
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by the way, we checked out the jump itself, I never
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played with a toy horse in
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my childhood, it was more natural to jump, in general, I
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would definitely dope check this mare, no,
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no, although okay, that’s also possible, okay, everyone
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galloped on, and now our new, non-
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permanent column since
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I ruined the parking lot for the [ __ ] fenders 1 the main characters of
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this video are not dudes in the car at all,
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but this guy who clearly
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ejected and pretended that from the
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very beginning he was watching everything from the
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side or he decided that since he was not
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in the cabin at the time of the fall, that means he it’s not
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his fault and in general, [ __ ] him, he jumped out, sat
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quietly
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horizontally, it’s all the fault of the son
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who constantly played GTA and asked
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his dad to look, now I think that if
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the car turned over, it’ll start [ __ ] soon,
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you know, I’ve already seen so many different files
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with cranes that now it seems to me like a
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course the crane operators look something like this,
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remember everything connected with the laws of
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physics and gravity, remember now, [ __ ] it,
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you don’t need it, we’re
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[ __ ] crane operators, we feel everything in our
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guts, if you feel like it’s going to be
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[ __ ] up,
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then you should get the [ __ ] out of the cab
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but in fact, it’s not the man’s fault, he
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couldn’t influence this situation in any way
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if a song started playing on the radio, I weighed
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in, there’s no particular choice, either on and
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bend along with the crane, should we jump
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out of the cabins, I actually thought that it was about to come to the
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fore it will be the muse who reads
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about the hard lot of crane operators and they
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really have a hard lot because
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another crane has to come there to lift this
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crane and it’s far from a fact that he won’t
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be found either,
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I never understood how 2
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Disney chipmunks save the world,
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after this video I was convinced that the
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rescuers themselves will not interfere with these animals
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called the
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gopher stuck on not 8 I wonder if it’s a chip
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or it’s just that you can’t see he’s wearing a
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brown jacket or a red shirt and don’t
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let it bother you that the guy in the video
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calls this half of the chipmunk a gopher
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he’s not a shawl I’m in the comments I read that
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this is a chipmunk, this is an ironclad guarantee,
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why did you notice how he
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shyly covers his ass with his tail
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and that he decided to go out to poop in the fresh
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air but forgot to take paper with him
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or the nut asked him to get her a key
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8 shorter than this hole and that’s all he has it’s
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okay, although who the hell knows, you can get him
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back out, well, now
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it’s time to see the real
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joke,
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well, at least that’s how
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the guy from the video described it,
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yes, yes, everyone thought about this game, you’re not the
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only one so original, this guy
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was probably a super champion in it
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It seems to me that he managed to shoot this annoying dog,
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it’s a big setup, anyway, he agreed with this vodka in advance
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duck eat maza shorter than likes
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on youtube with ruby, it’s a pity only you’ll
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have to die and [ __ ] seriously,
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yes, for the sake of likes, well, you’re ready to die at least ten times,
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you know which, of course, is cool, I don’t argue, but
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I think that this is not the height of
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skill, the height of skill
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would look something like this, and now you especially
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for those who feel sorry for the bird, well, in general,
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initially I didn’t shoot at a height booth,
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I practiced on the plates and just missed, yes, I
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agree, the excuses are unconvincing after all,
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there are no plates in the frame
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[music]
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but what conclusion can be drawn from this
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video, a gravitational gun on a hunt is
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[ __ ] up,
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well, that’s all basically for today, I’m
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also from my skills, I can do it by hand like
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this, turn and do different things
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side, in principle, it turns out
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really well for me, but seriously,
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when I showed it to my friends for the first time, I
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wasn’t in heat shock, but when I did
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these things like this, I started
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to turn them at the same time, and now look at the miracle, finally,
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this is a very complicated thing, in short,
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we turn this here and here this is here
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and it turns out that the asset is like a ball so far it’s not
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working okay, in general it was just
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500 my name is Maxim bye hello
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guys I immediately apologize I’m not in
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the mood right now I’m a little just not quite
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crazy well why the hell is it again have
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they already done so much once I told you
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that you can’t play with this thing, they
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still don’t listen to me, they just don’t listen to Sonya,
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this kind of crap flew into Sonya’s eye and
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gave him a black eye, can you imagine how
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ashamed he was then of this situation to his
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wife, he explains this situation to his wife, and guys, they again
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stuck a hefty build device for
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shaking paint like that everyone had fun
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and that's enough, the show is over, this crap is of course
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funny, but not to such an extent that
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every day at the bottom like children you get angry,
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okay, let's all
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stop and let's spank him, don't mind me, I'm
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afraid to touch this thing at all, who
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would have thought that it's a hefty rubber
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a penis can bring so much joy to an
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ordinary working man,
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damn something sounded like he was
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sticking it up his ass, but he
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admires it all so much, as if he was riding a roller
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coaster and then the man
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came together with a traction one, of course it
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was cool, but between the
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roller coaster and the diodes of the apparatus for
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shaking the paint, I will choose a
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device for shaking the paint and
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you know what I also understood: ethics: don’t be very
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proud of your invention, yes, he’s
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having fun, but from strangers he decided to
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hide behind this cardboard and did the right thing,
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just imagine what it
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looked like from the side of the guy1 in the garage,
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he’s having fun, well, healthy shaking rubber
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ate such that if my wife came in there and
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horny what is
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this gift for you on March 8, or is this
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guy some crazy inventor
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who messed up a little Hello dear,
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we have a small incident here, I
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swapped bodies with our son, she
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asked, we are doing Well, we found your
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ideal dose, we put it in the
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paint shaking machine and we’ll go crazy over this
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topic, in short, if you come across a shaking
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dick, turn it on right away
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and now guys, it’s time for magic
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shoes, so this week this
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wonderful pair of magic shoes
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that brings good luck and wealth
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is sent to a wonderful city ​​of
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Chelyabinsk
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let's go shoes go go
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go go
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go well you know it wo
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n't be so easy to find them this time they won't be
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hiding in some secret place
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this time they will be on a magic drunk in
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one of the courtyards of the city but in which one
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exactly you have to find out for yourself aleph they found
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something like how the rain stopped they
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had to go through magic customs for at least another day the
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conditions were simplified
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so who found it ok now I’ll look
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and we have a winner this young
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man with a wonderful sense of style
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just look how competently he
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uses contrast in his wardrobe: a
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light hat, a dark jacket, light
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pants and dark boots, excuse me, two pairs of
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dark jackets, by the way, there is an assumption
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that he also took the jacket from another
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magical drunk, which means that it is
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not easy, this jacket is invisible if you
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put it on inside out, then they see the
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cops True, there is a small side
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effect: the likelihood of getting
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[ __ ] from boys from the area increases, but who
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cares? Once I got the treasured
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magic shoes, I won’t be surprised if this is
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some kind of boys’ remake of evenings on a
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farm near Dikanka,
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if brother Vakula gets those same
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pedals that the boar wears, I’ll be [ __ ]
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I’m sharing evil with him Obolone,
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I’m sorry, boar, if you were me, you would have done the
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same thing, but you know,
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something’s not right here, why would a guy
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do such a thing, unless of course it
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was done to distract attention,
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all this time we were looking at the guy, but the
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real one the villain was on the side and watched
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as his cruel
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orders were carried out, so he, or rather, she moves
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away to fully
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enjoy the
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suffering of the defeated dude at a safe distance, because
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the shoes are not the most important thing that was
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stolen from him because before this there was
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such a situation I want a baby I seriously
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want a baby, [ __ ], okay, he's from
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Allah with a stroller, a horror, cleaning it at
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the side, but you'll also be lying around like a pack, you'll pick
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up the stroller with the little one, take away the reception,
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reception, and let's go, [ __ ],
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oh Masya, top, they also have a
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ton of shoes for my brother, give the market zero Damn, in
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short, I didn’t want to tell you this so
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that you wouldn’t get upset again,
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but in fact, this is a father whose son
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started filming Let’s Play in Minecraft and
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covering himself with hundreds of layers of some kind of crap, he’ll
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give it to him and the price is we fed you
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and clothed you with shoes, and you give it back everything
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is back then we are no longer a son,
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why did they add the ability
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to shoot slow-mo video on the phone so that you can
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see in all the colors and details the
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suffering of people file videos from the
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Internet, that’s why
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this technology was introduced how many times
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does the video slow down the same amount of times
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it looks more intense it looks more people
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grandma just a ping pong ball flew in
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but her face contorted
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as if it was a bowling ball
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even after this video I realized that the
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old people are still giving me your paw and basha
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because pingu they are [ __ ] by the way
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maybe Grandma hates clowns and no matter how
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much you ask her or no matter how much
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you try to persuade her, everything is in vain,
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but she didn’t want to put on a clown costume
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exactly until this moment until
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apparently someone today will fly out of the
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will
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as quickly as this ball
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flew to her, although most likely there’s
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just a banal thing involved revenge
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[music]
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[applause]
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and now our non-permanent TV column is
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[ __ ], I certainly wouldn’t say that this is
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downright [ __ ], although not in reality it’s
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pretty [ __ ] up, in general, now you
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’ll see what can happen if a
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TV presenter has riot policeman syndrome when
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first something... then you do it or say it and
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then you figure it out and think let’s
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try it, of course it’s hard work and I’ll start with
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the flashing light my exhaust pipe is simply
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excellent, the stove is amazing, but we didn’t
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even understand what my
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exhaust pipe said, it’s just excellent,
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no, of course we’re nothing like that, but here we are
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Unfortunately, the video didn’t have a single
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suitable angle to check this,
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they didn’t show a close-up and follow
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the path and I’ll see the harvest that it’s just a disease
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or is it skillfully doing something else under this expression, it’s
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just that the sound
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was recorded crookedly and in fact this scene
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looked like this so the
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exhaust pipe is simply excellent,
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magnificent again, I was also confused by
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this phrase I of course I [ __ ] why of
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course you don’t know Irka black
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height the thought recognizes her like this she likes to
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lean against the exhaust pipes with her mouth it’s
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clear the person is probably a flashing light
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they call him dead for the undead or something
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playing Daniel on this set, he
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choked on laughter and died, clearly
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listening to how you know all this, but no
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where did I just [ __ ] you up and you
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even believed what kind of morning show this is, why did
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they bake cookies in the form of a
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DPS car and eat it, this is just a
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demonstrative demonstration walking in this
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way is trying to convey to the guardians of
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the road order some idea like
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he’s
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going to the stock exchange, meaning we’ll make cookies
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in the form of you and your family,
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but these are just cookies, now make them
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with vanilla flavor, in short, guys, get
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yourself an electric car, it’s environmentally friendly, you don’t have to
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spend money on fuel, but the most important thing is that it
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will save you from such expressions, my
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exhaust pipe is simply excellent,
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it was a test
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[music]
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you know, there are such situations when
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everything goes so well that it’s also like
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this, well, from the look of this dude, it’s really
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clear that I don’t understand a damn thing yet, neither do I
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understand, but for now I don’t understand, and who the hell
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knows, looking at all this [ __ ] up [ __ ], I just
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can’t say that there’s Guryev in this hole,
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okay, let’s at least first
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try to figure out what we
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understand, in order to understand what we
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don’t understand, for example, at the moment,
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one word is clear, clear and its other
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forms were already pronounced on the 11th, water
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for irrigation,
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and it’s also clear to me that the dude is a cigarette,
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some kind of dark lord of the Sith, why did I
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decide that he’s on the dark side, [ __ ],
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look at him, it’s unlikely he’s on the light side,
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by the way, don’t you think about the cigarette that people do
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n’t even suspect its existence
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in their mouth, no, really, no, and haven’t even
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lit a cigarette for anyone, he’s been skating with it for like 5 hours already,
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but nothing, and they really suck,
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because it’s like a [ __ ], how did they manage
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to park so [ __ ] awesome,
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can you please repark,
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harness the trolleybus is moving now,
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just park the white ones,
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maybe their parking sensors are frozen
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or now I’ll show you such a [ __ ] view of the lake, let’s show you the
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money, the handbrake is the
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worst, despite the fact that the car is
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stuck on the fence, it’s still
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running, listen, I think I understand and the
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girls are just skaters, this is real everything
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explains the water for irrigation,
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my friend the other day bought himself a dryer
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for things before it’s not so
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major and major, it’s not because it’s
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expensive, it’s just from a music
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store, I know it’s strange, but the weirdness is
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just beginning to leave Texas, but
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Texas won’t leave your dryer never
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especially if you like to put your
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cowboy boots on it, I just don’t even know
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what else there could be so hammering dude,
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of course it’s worth giving credit to our
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performers sometimes
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they manage to respect under the plywood he doesn’t even
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need a musical instrument what if it’s not him
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singing what if there’s inside and it also
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seems to me that the shoe diet is not very suitable for
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dryers and this knock is far from
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musical pairs
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in short, I think what you need to assemble your own country
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band is on vocals a dryer on drums a
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vacuum cleaner on a barge and now an
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educational break
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this video lesson will teach you how to [ __ ]
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everyone in 3 minutes, after
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all, this is how the process and solemn
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process goes on for the 20th anniversary of
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our dearest, dearest beloved Inessa
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Yuryevna, okay, in fact, he
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[ __ ] everyone up in thirty seconds, especially
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this woman in the video is not very
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audible, but you and I know what she
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said I At first I thought that our man was a
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Russian teacher and drank as much as he could
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and didn’t turn on his creative
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nature, but then I noticed that he had
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problems with childbirth, we appreciate and respect our
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beloved, so he’s most likely a
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labor worker, although he’s not a tinder worker, he
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smiles sweetly, slowly waves and looks
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like Charlie tire and then it turns out that the
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guy with the camera, supposedly as a joke,
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incorrectly said that the middle name was red, well, I’m a
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[ __ ], what kind of guy is this, and it’s just
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incredibly interesting how he looks and that
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in addition to alcohol, he drank that
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day, maybe he had a whole mattress of antidepressants in him in the morning
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because he’s alone,
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of course, with Trudovik, when Charlie
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Sheen generally refused to persist, and by the way, in the
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video there is a moment where our
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verbose hero is trying to shut up
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Andrei’s death, and finally
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there is silence for about
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2 seconds because the guy’s groin and he
00:19:56
continues to talk and then they shut him up
00:20:02
again if
00:20:06
so, there is no benefit from this, as
00:20:09
if from the first seconds it was not
00:20:10
clear to Bukhalovo who they were dealing with, it’s working,
00:20:12
everyone is working and the
00:20:16
candles are burning, the candles are burning for the 20th anniversary and
00:20:24
finally we managed it, and in our
00:20:27
behavior and everyone understands everything, everyone approves and
00:20:32
everyone is happy cheerfully pleases stop
00:20:36
stop stop of
00:20:37
course you guys are sorry but I ca
00:20:39
n’t do this anymore this is not a person I’m
00:20:42
seriously telling you where such a dense
00:20:44
flow of words comes from what the [ __ ] is going on in his head how does
00:20:45
he manage to
00:20:47
rub some kind of 9 into him for so long and non-stop
00:20:49
that the hallucination is in the form of a running line
00:20:51
that he must read
00:20:53
aloud, otherwise he will be bitten on the foreskin by
00:20:54
a partridge with the head of Proshchenko about the
00:20:57
event that in it
00:20:58
today, May 28, 05, 2014, this
00:21:06
actually begins a very long
00:21:12
video and for its detailed analysis
00:21:14
it would be necessary to select the whole episode is
00:21:16
hour-long so please understand me
00:21:18
and put yourself in my position I’ve already
00:21:20
suffered enough so I’ll
00:21:22
show you a few more powerful moments and
00:21:24
we’ll move on ready to accept and
00:21:28
extinguish beat the
00:21:31
real candles with one breath and I’m so
00:21:36
stopping holding my breath I’m silent and
00:21:40
talking and on so that’s the reason for
00:21:45
this guy’s good mood, you know,
00:21:48
in fact, even this doesn’t explain
00:21:50
what you’re hearing right now, it’s kind of [ __ ] up,
00:21:51
I’m burning all the candles and she’s lighting
00:21:56
all of them Stevie Ti and
00:21:58
she she she she’s just removing them from the amulet
00:22:02
in order to reveal them in the very being oh
00:22:06
[ __ ] variety reveal in the very being
00:22:14
this is a [ __ ] sign of this cake reveal in the
00:22:18
very being that I wanted her to
00:22:20
split it into atoms and imagine if this is a
00:22:22
guy and went for cakes hello
00:22:24
dear beautiful unforgettable
00:22:26
saleswoman please give me a cake yes of
00:22:29
course what kind do you want but it doesn’t matter, the main thing is
00:22:32
that you can reveal it in the very
00:22:34
essence of the
00:22:36
enchantress, you definitely need the enchantress,
00:22:39
by the way, now this is not an advertisement, it was just an
00:22:41
enchantress, a [ __ ] cake, not all the same, I
00:22:44
won’t tell you anything about the next video,
00:22:45
I want you to be unprepared
00:22:47
and check out its first few seconds, 2
00:22:49
elementary school kindergartens and thousands of
00:22:51
pedestrians per day in the Leninsky district have
00:22:53
repaired vital sidewalks,
00:22:55
yes guys, this is a news report
00:22:56
that in one of the districts of Samara the
00:22:58
sidewalk has been repaired.
00:23:04
I could have
00:23:05
told the news, but [ __ ] and the
00:23:07
sidewalk repairs are serious, how epic the
00:23:10
report began 2 elementary school kindergartens
00:23:12
were built in our city in the
00:23:14
Leninsky district, they repaired a
00:23:15
vital sidewalk and this should be
00:23:18
celebrated in a box and beer barbecue and three
00:23:20
buckets of shish kebab in the Leninsky district five
00:23:23
men celebrates the completion of the renovation of
00:23:25
Novozhenova's life, the sidewalk still has these balls
00:23:26
di capri lackeys in any case yesterday the wedding
00:23:28
was just left them, a daily
00:23:30
resident of several blocks walks along these
00:23:32
paths to the store to the bus stop and back to the
00:23:34
Vasilievna couple who is
00:23:36
visually impaired, for her the updated
00:23:37
path is like the road of life
00:23:39
the road of life they call the [ __ ] sidewalk the
00:23:42
road of life by their standards it turns out
00:23:44
that the escalator in the shopping center is a
00:23:46
staircase to paradise of smoke the game where mine is
00:23:48
like this as they say the transitions
00:23:50
are great it was still here the hillock I can mountains
00:23:56
pits in this in these pits water you go and
00:23:59
jumping into the swing I would like to
00:24:01
clarify something I’m glad that the sidewalk was repaired and
00:24:03
now granny all the other residents of the
00:24:05
area will be able to walk there calmly and safely
00:24:07
I’m in awe at the fact that they made a big deal out of this whole
00:24:09
event normal sidewalks
00:24:11
should be commonplace in our time
00:24:13
they are roads life, but further in this
00:24:14
report some kind of absurdity begins
00:24:16
that the road of life is in a
00:24:18
deplorable state, residents have
00:24:19
written to all authorities more than once, and after
00:24:21
the reform of local government, a
00:24:23
public council was created which
00:24:24
outlined the problem to the deputies
00:24:26
Viktor Egorshina, after a while a solution
00:24:28
was found in account of extra-budgetary
00:24:29
sources, you saw and saw, and now
00:24:32
you understand what I mean,
00:24:33
they cut the ribbon for the opening of
00:24:35
the sidewalk, if you think that the highest
00:24:37
point of pathos has already been reached, you
00:24:38
are mistaken because what follows is the speech of the
00:24:41
local deputy, you see how
00:24:43
profitable the traffic here is,
00:24:45
and I started asking people I realized that this problem, this
00:24:48
entire microdistrict, began there in the microdistrict,
00:24:51
this problem of our city is not a
00:24:53
problem of the entire Samara region,
00:24:55
although why waste time on trifles, this problem of the country,
00:24:57
if you repaired this
00:24:59
sidewalk for me, they would win, and now the
00:25:02
terrorists are filled with bitter tears,
00:25:03
even Donald Trump called me this morning
00:25:06
and expressed sincere
00:25:08
gratitude from the entire American
00:25:09
people, well, now this path will be
00:25:12
perceived as if it
00:25:13
was made of gold, dear, let’s go along the new
00:25:15
sidewalk, let’s walk, are you serious,
00:25:18
of course, put on your most beautiful fur coats
00:25:20
and boots to the ball and I’ll give you points okay, in
00:25:25
fact, this is a report quite
00:25:27
possible, provided that they remove
00:25:29
all unnecessary things and leave only the essence 2
00:25:31
kindergartens, primary schools and thousands of
00:25:33
pedestrians per day in the Leninsky district, the
00:25:34
vital sidewalk was repaired
00:25:36
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00:25:39
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this Saturday at 23:00 on channel h a
00:26:07
new episode of the show one hundred and five hundred cities right
00:26:11
there there there it’s cool check out the food well
00:26:15
now we can
00:26:17
say goodbye to the end now I’ll appear there for you
00:26:19
so I appeared here as promised, in
00:26:22
principle it was all just 500 my
00:26:25
name is Maxim bye
00:26:29
[music]
00:26:38
great, I have a small task here, does
00:26:40
anyone want to help, I want to like
00:26:42
you once already helped me take my nephew to
00:26:44
school, take me to school, then such [ __ ]
00:26:46
flew in, but you didn’t tell me
00:26:48
which one, certainly not a
00:26:50
striptease school well, okay, you kid
00:26:51
liked the way the women were twisting him for
00:26:53
ten and it’s as if he himself hadn’t dreamed of
00:26:56
looking at naked chicks for 10 years, okay, okay,
00:26:58
in short, you see the bike is swearing, Beria’s bike is worth it,
00:26:59
go to the barrier, it’s
00:27:02
broken there, you need to lift it manually, in general,
00:27:04
nothing complicated, I understood everything, yes yes, of course
00:27:06
I let's go, come on
00:27:09
[music]
00:27:12
so it's no big deal, but you fell off your bike,
00:27:15
no one happens to
00:27:16
you, the main thing is don't worry too much, otherwise you'll play tricks
00:27:18
again, let's calm down, take a
00:27:20
deep breath and raise the barrier
00:27:26
[music]
00:27:28
for chat, it's not pliable, he can
00:27:30
lower it down or somehow back and forth
00:27:34
[music]
00:27:47
and listen, you should probably go while you’re well,
00:27:51
pick it up, and I’ll try to open the remote again
00:27:55
[music]
00:27:59
horses Hiroshi, I earned it after all, it’s not
00:28:01
so hopeless, I’d even say
00:28:03
you have talent, but you broke it competently without that
00:28:05
broken barrier that he obeyed or is the
00:28:07
reason for this magical repair in
00:28:09
someone else yours took her under something I promise
00:28:12
just remove this [ __ ] she
00:28:15
actually from this video you can draw a
00:28:16
couple of conclusions the most important of which is
00:28:18
never try to help anyone
00:28:20
or do good the thing is, if you're in the ass
00:28:24
[music]
00:28:25
and if you, just like the guy from the video,
00:28:27
decide to ignore this information, then the
00:28:29
input goes to the following output if you already
00:28:31
decided to help and everything went to hell,
00:28:33
just pretend that everything
00:28:35
was planned that way and you just wanted to lie down
00:28:37
relax on the wet asphalt on this
00:28:38
wonderful rainy day,
00:28:40
and so the background videos that I will
00:28:43
now show you one dude
00:28:44
loved his dog so much that no, find
00:28:47
jokes about Alexey Panin
00:28:48
and pain, in general, this dude made a
00:28:50
costume in the style of his dog’s favorite toy
00:28:52
and brought it please [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:29:15
just don't cry just like lunch let's
00:29:17
please don't watch this video
00:29:19
too much it's necessary to touch or seriously
00:29:21
guys don't force me to do this
00:29:24
let's look further just watch so everyone
00:29:51
needs to calm down actually after
00:29:54
watching this video I want to become a
00:29:57
dog correction I want to become this
00:29:59
the dog doesn’t really like the moment when he
00:30:01
did this type of thing, and from this video it’s
00:30:04
clear who is the favorite in the family because the
00:30:06
black ubs ag green man was
00:30:07
n’t even allowed in, and in general, most
00:30:13
likely this is a family of racists who
00:30:15
turn people into exploiting dogs,
00:30:17
so if you see him on the street a man with a
00:30:19
bunch of black dogs, most likely this is
00:30:21
another villain who got to some
00:30:23
rap group,
00:30:25
so in fact, I need help again,
00:30:27
I can help, yes, I already realized that you can
00:30:29
just the matter here is more serious than with
00:30:31
the barrier and I’m ready for anything
00:30:33
come on, okay, in general, the topic needs to
00:30:35
be driven to the confectionery shop and ordered, then I
00:30:37
understood everything, not a word more, I ran the
00:30:39
rain stand, I need something
00:30:40
with transformers there,
00:30:42
but don’t worry, everything will be chicks mone Alena,
00:30:47
what’s there all year, I’ve done everything now
00:30:48
video I'll send
00:30:57
you, I'll fly you for this [ __ ] up [ __ ], this [ __ ]
00:31:01
is definitely rowing right now, but what the hell is this, what kind of [ __ ] is this
00:31:05
cake and what kind of yogi is on top right now,
00:31:07
it's Optimus Prime Optimus Prime, have
00:31:10
you even seen at least what he looks like,
00:31:12
of course you've seen it and what do you think it looks like
00:31:14
for this, but what did you want, do you think they
00:31:16
made it one-on-one for you 2 I didn’t
00:31:18
ask for one-on-one, they
00:31:19
need it to just look like but it doesn’t
00:31:22
look like, of course it looks like a child
00:31:24
who was given birth to by a baboon after being
00:31:25
raped by Optimus Prime and
00:31:28
what the [ __ ] are his eyes like that, not
00:31:29
at all not like that they should be what's wrong with the
00:31:31
eyes seriously yes you're just like him
00:31:33
open yours and look at him
00:31:34
more closely the don looked like he
00:31:37
saw Megatron's huge dick it's
00:31:39
just to dig into it and you know how no dude
00:31:41
it's just [ __ ] up Let’s not say that he’s also a
00:31:43
drunk, or in the sense that he can’t
00:31:45
stand on his own feet yet and there’s a toothpick propping him up from behind,
00:31:47
sushi, I don’t know how
00:31:50
they did it, but because of this crap, I paid
00:31:52
nine and a half mowers, in short, that’s it, come on, let’s
00:31:54
talk, you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:32:01
here is our character, [ __ ] off, you're
00:32:05
stuck on yourself, now I have a
00:32:07
super hero human assistant, why
00:32:09
then the letter h is because
00:32:12
you're a lousy assistant, in short, I'm giving you one last
00:32:14
chance, in general, you take this cake from the [ __ ]
00:32:16
yourself, take it back to the confectionery shop, and take it back to the
00:32:18
bakery. grandmas and
00:32:20
you come back here everything is clear then I I
00:32:23
instantly I will be in the blink of an hour
00:32:24
[music]
00:32:36
everything and the quest is completed here are the grandmas firstly
00:32:39
why is there only 5000 here because there
00:32:41
was no more flower stall truth
00:32:43
and that’s just the same secondly why the [ __ ] did
00:32:45
you rob the flower stall Lin's tent I went
00:32:47
into the confectionery store, they didn't return the money to me,
00:32:49
but I quietly stole the knife from them, I
00:32:52
decided to go in and rob the flower shop,
00:32:54
blames me, I just walked in and the saleswoman
00:32:56
immediately jumped back, opened the box with money, she
00:32:58
probably saw the knife in my hand,
00:32:59
thought that I was her I came to rob, why did
00:33:02
you take the money from her, we opened the box ourselves,
00:33:04
in short, everyone [ __ ] me up with your
00:33:06
stories about you, grandma, take them
00:33:08
back before the cops call her
00:33:09
home, go so that my eyes don’t see you,
00:33:11
okay damn, this is probably the fastest
00:33:22
robbery I’ve ever done. I've never seen
00:33:24
growth, usually in such videos there are
00:33:26
various kinds of messes where the saleswoman, with the
00:33:27
help of improvised means, sends the
00:33:29
robbers to flight, but here everything went
00:33:31
just perfect, but I still found
00:33:33
something to [ __ ] with, in fact, the man could have raised
00:33:35
much more money, he
00:33:37
only had to cheat these two
00:33:39
phones and a laptop and a calculator, although
00:33:42
the calculator isn’t [ __ ] up, even if he
00:33:43
only stole the laptop, you’d still
00:33:45
make more lava, in general, the thieves now
00:33:47
have a new saying in life, the most
00:33:49
important thing in life is not the money, the opportunity is [ __ ],
00:33:51
something else,
00:33:53
well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
00:33:54
girls, women and men, males and females,
00:33:57
in general, I hope that you liked
00:34:00
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00:34:01
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00:34:20
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00:34:23
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00:34:27
still a little confused with this
00:34:29
year, but nevertheless, I just want
00:34:30
each episode to be checked out,
00:34:31
and just like that, Saturday at 23:00,
00:34:35
this Saturday on channel h there will be a new
00:34:37
episode, it will be from the city of Minneapolis,
00:34:39
which is located in the United States of
00:34:40
America in the
00:34:41
state of Minnesota, there are a lot of
00:34:44
interesting things there in fact in fact, and I
00:34:46
advise you to check it out,
00:34:47
so please don’t miss it on
00:34:48
Saturday at 23:00 on channel h one hundred and five hundred
00:34:51
cities but it was a plus
00:34:54
[music]
00:35:03
great if you didn’t know that driving
00:35:05
cool powerful cars is very dangerous, you can
00:35:07
easily become an object of ridicule
00:35:24
that we want we want more power
00:35:34
oops I guessed I wanted to become cooler but
00:35:36
it turned out as always but as they say, the
00:35:38
owners of muscle cars love to ride,
00:35:40
love from iron garages
00:35:42
and give a good fund is still more expensive
00:35:43
per day and even though the car has purely
00:35:45
American powerful muscles, but the
00:35:47
rear axle is on the way from China just as
00:35:48
I want, who pumped up his abs, back,
00:35:50
chest and arms, but forgot about his legs,
00:35:53
he has them, they’re weak, that’s why the car couldn’t
00:35:54
cope with the power, or like a child
00:35:56
who runs fast, his legs still
00:35:57
cling to each other for a couple of
00:36:04
moments, this reminded me jumping
00:36:05
patted raider cars on hydraulics
00:36:12
why didn't the neighing people come back
00:36:14
to see if everything was okay there although judging by the
00:36:16
wild laughter most likely they
00:36:18
had a certain amount of plants in their car so
00:36:19
they tried to stop
00:36:29
interesting 10 years ago you could
00:36:31
imagine that you could do this
00:36:33
and that not a super development of the military or
00:36:50
experienced abrasion it’s just new almost an
00:36:52
ordinary camera that costs like
00:36:53
most cameras just s80 3x
00:36:57
zoom you just take it and look at the moon
00:36:58
83 times larger agree an unusual
00:37:00
look at the moon it’s unusual to see it so
00:37:02
big against a blue background
00:37:04
like a vampire walks down the street during the day
00:37:06
something strange, I don’t see this US flag, has it
00:37:08
really become discolored under the influence of ultraviolet light, it’s
00:37:09
still a pity that the zoom 80 is
00:37:12
three times not 84 pieces, one small
00:37:14
zoom was not enough to see something
00:37:16
interesting, but what else is interesting is
00:37:18
to look at the land that withdraws
00:37:20
sums for the same desire that your mother then
00:37:21
see your fat bandage, the video
00:37:24
reminds us that in the sky, not just the
00:37:25
usual spot sometimes appears, but a
00:37:27
real huge hefty
00:37:29
block of stone that, like a spy,
00:37:30
follows us at night,
00:37:37
like to ride a board on the water, the ocean,
00:37:39
so Albina is far away just follow the
00:37:41
weather forecast and one day after a
00:37:43
rain on Thursday
00:37:56
this is what the Russian remake of Baywatch should have looked like,
00:37:59
but now
00:38:00
instead of drowning naked beauties they pull
00:38:02
drunks out of puddles, help then,
00:38:05
come on, I told you,
00:38:08
sometimes he even plays the role of a traffic
00:38:09
policeman, even though he
00:38:12
he allowed this, but he forced the guys on the lowered
00:38:13
priori to change seats on the boat,
00:38:15
he knows the low basin, rainy weather,
00:38:17
quickly does what they killed for as
00:38:19
submariners, I also really like how
00:38:20
he has his board in the puddle, I hope he doesn’t
00:38:22
wash his things in it and doesn’t drink from it
00:38:25
after all, E. coli knocks you down no worse than
00:38:27
any waves, damn it’s sick to your stomach, and
00:38:31
this guy is also the first person in Russia
00:38:32
who simply gets a kick out of clearly the road,
00:38:34
the deeper we are, the steeper the waves, but with
00:38:36
potholes you have to be on guard, deep water
00:38:38
is fraught with great dangers,
00:38:43
what if you want to ride in the rain,
00:38:45
take a harpoon with you, don’t even
00:38:46
eat, you won’t meet a shark, there will always be a
00:38:48
use for it,
00:38:53
and
00:38:54
as you celebrate the New Year, that’s how
00:38:56
you’ll spend it, so choose firecrackers
00:38:58
wisely, bummer,
00:39:06
they’ll be relieved later, shaggy bro,
00:39:25
this also happens to me when I have pea
00:39:26
soup for lunch, probably I’ll bring
00:39:32
the director of the pyrotechnic factory closer, damn
00:39:34
sales are falling, something needs to be done,
00:39:36
the name should be changed, it’s not wrong, bobby kfu,
00:39:38
only one carpet,
00:39:41
it’s brilliant, although in our country
00:39:51
such a firecracker won’t be popular,
00:39:53
why pay money for it if you can
00:39:55
look out the window in the morning, what are you talking about? they
00:39:59
just fertilize the lawn by the way, an
00:40:01
amazing fact if you replace
00:40:02
half of modern music with such dogs,
00:40:04
no one will notice the difference the boys themselves I
00:40:07
came up with this text for the sake of it
00:40:10
[applause]
00:40:12
it was just 500 my name is Maxim
00:40:13
bye
00:40:16
[music]
00:40:25
great son I have a serious conversation with you
00:40:28
yes dad, I’m listening, I thought
00:40:30
about this for a long time, discussed it with your mom, weighed the
00:40:33
pros and cons and finally made a
00:40:35
decision, are you already a son, now you can
00:40:38
go and throw out the garbage and seriously, I
00:40:41
know that this is difficult and dangerous, but I
00:40:43
feel that you are ready for this I look
00:40:45
at you and I don’t see a boy anymore I see a
00:40:48
man who is ready to take on the burden of
00:40:50
real responsibility thank you father I
00:40:52
won’t let you down I promise I know son
00:40:55
now take the container and do what you have to
00:40:57
do well under I went just
00:41:00
be careful there is a special day there it's
00:41:02
windy and worry I saw the weather forecast
00:41:05
darling come here what's there look our son
00:41:09
has finally become a man
00:41:11
[music]
00:41:23
don't give up don't give up it's just
00:41:25
the wind it must be stronger than the elements
00:41:27
I was at your age with two garbage
00:41:29
bags through a tornado maybe
00:41:31
he can do it all -still not ready, he’s ready, he just
00:41:33
hasn’t felt the container yet,
00:41:35
come on, son, push, push
00:41:37
[music]
00:41:43
well done, everything is correct, push, push it
00:41:45
further, just don’t uber the hand from the lid
00:41:47
[music] I
00:41:49
can’t look at this anymore, it’s
00:41:51
too dangerous, I’m calling back Sasha
00:41:54
immediately come home reception Sasha can
00:41:57
you hear me
00:41:58
come home reception don’t waste
00:42:00
batteries you still won’t hear
00:42:02
anything because I didn’t give him a walkie-talkie that
00:42:04
you sent him to throw out the garbage without
00:42:06
insurance means of communication
00:42:07
we don’t need any means of communication I
00:42:10
throw out the garbage without all these bells and whistles
00:42:11
that means he can too, let's son, feel the
00:42:14
container, become his friend, insure
00:42:16
him
00:42:17
and he will insure you, you must be a
00:42:19
team as a whole,
00:42:24
great, that's what I understand, that's my
00:42:27
son, you saw how he closed it, yes, we do it
00:42:29
so quickly even for reposts on social networks without
00:42:31
closing it listen, it seems to me that he can’t
00:42:32
handle the wind, it’s too powerful, he
00:42:35
can handle everything, I managed logically, too, at
00:42:37
his age, 65 kilograms fun, weight does
00:42:40
n’t play any role in this matter,
00:42:41
the main thing is skill, my blood flows in him,
00:42:44
that means my skill flows in him
00:42:46
[music]
00:42:53
stop me I think I understand what the problem is,
00:42:55
that our son is too light, that you can’t
00:42:57
drag a garbage container
00:42:58
the size of him in such a wind, and it has nothing to do with it at all,
00:43:01
look carefully
00:43:02
[music] I
00:43:06
saw the video and he fell again and there’s no damn
00:43:09
pride, look closer
00:43:10
[music]
00:43:14
it turns out all this time you were right and it’s
00:43:16
all the fault of hackers, yes, dear, yesterday I
00:43:19
played watch dogs 2 and there’s such crap
00:43:21
going on all the time I mean, Lucy, but they did
00:43:23
n’t break into our [ __ ] garbage
00:43:25
container, they wanted to track the schedule and
00:43:27
routes of the garbage truck, you’re also kind of
00:43:29
crazy from him group game and you will understand
00:43:31
that these are just flowers,
00:43:32
they can hack phones, computers,
00:43:35
cars, surveillance cameras and household
00:43:37
appliances, in general, almost all the electronics
00:43:39
in our house can be hacked, how can we
00:43:41
protect our family from them in any way, so
00:43:43
we must prepare to play for 200
00:43:45
hours watch dogs 2 and fight them back,
00:43:48
or you can check out our lat's play,
00:43:49
I've never filmed them,
00:43:51
this opportunity presented itself, so be
00:43:52
sure to check it out in more
00:43:55
detail and colorfully, well, because we're
00:43:57
like the game itself in steam, in general,
00:43:59
take a look, good day, ladies and
00:44:03
gentlemen I am the general
00:44:05
director of the
00:44:07
Russian VR technologies LLC and today I
00:44:10
came to you not just because the fact is that
00:44:12
my company is developing
00:44:14
completely new and revolutionary solutions
00:44:16
in the field of virtual reality, what
00:44:19
I will now show you is the next stage of
00:44:21
development the next generation a milestone industry,
00:44:24
thanks to our technology, you can
00:44:27
literally immerse yourself in the game and
00:44:29
fully experience all of its even the most subtle
00:44:31
features, thanks to us you can
00:44:33
feel and believe what is happening, but
00:44:36
as they say, it’s better to see once than to hear a
00:44:37
hundred times, so let’s just
00:44:39
watch our I’m not afraid of this word a
00:44:42
stunning video presentation in
00:44:44
Vienna and I think these guys have every
00:44:45
chance of commercial success, especially
00:44:47
if, as in the video included, it goes bo-bo,
00:44:49
though many will at first
00:44:51
neglect the we are itself, but over time,
00:44:53
when the chick gets tired of it, with the help of glasses
00:44:54
you can skins make me look black on it
00:44:56
or there’s an Asian girl for example and
00:44:58
there’s also the idea that she threw him under the
00:45:00
car on purpose I’m actually surprised how our
00:45:04
media didn’t inflate this story into another
00:45:06
[ __ ] thing like virtual reality
00:45:08
death a guy got hit by a car play we
00:45:11
are a video from the scene of the incident
00:45:12
shocked the entire Internet The Prosecutor General's
00:45:15
Office became interested in the
00:45:16
producers of the ill-fated [ __ ], the young
00:45:18
man miraculously survived, but now he has
00:45:20
been charged with terrorism
00:45:21
because he was engaged in strange activities
00:45:23
in a public place, and
00:45:25
catching real criminals is difficult,
00:45:26
yet somehow
00:45:27
the situation did not happen at all; they were
00:45:29
moving at a speed of no more than 5
00:45:31
kilometers per hour and the car, too, if
00:45:33
they were all sloths there, you could still
00:45:34
easily have time to stop
00:45:36
to avoid this incident, okay, okay, the
00:45:38
girl has smeared her gaze, at least
00:45:41
the driver was directed in a completely different direction, the driver, where were you
00:45:43
watching the game and what kind of crap is he suffering in
00:45:46
general? parasites worked, but there’s nothing else now,
00:45:51
well, or is there something more
00:45:53
stupid for this, but at the same time, most likely the
00:45:55
real explanation before was also suggested was
00:45:58
we are a helmet, in general, I don’t know what
00:45:59
these guys wanted to achieve, but if they
00:46:02
created a video game where the main character is running around the
00:46:04
yard There’s a girl riding around on a computer chair near the house,
00:46:06
I’m happy to
00:46:08
say that the beta test was successful, all that’s
00:46:10
left is a bug with the car,
00:46:12
you can fix it in Steam with early access
00:46:13
last Sunday, November 13,
00:46:16
not far from the city of Christchurch, New
00:46:18
Zealand, there was a rather powerful
00:46:20
earthquake of magnitude 7 and 8 on
00:46:22
at a depth of 10 kilometers, all this
00:46:24
entailed a huge amount of destruction,
00:46:26
but you know that
00:46:27
just as there is order in chaos,
00:46:30
there is something beautiful in something terrible. I
00:46:32
in no way want to say that an
00:46:33
earthquake is cool, I just
00:46:35
want you like I knew that
00:46:37
there is good in our world and the next video
00:46:39
confirms this
00:46:43
challenge
00:46:44
[applause]
00:46:49
guys honestly oh wow when we his
00:46:52
dad at school in a physics exam
00:46:53
he got the only ticket that he
00:46:55
learned he was less lucky than these
00:46:57
boxes I tell you I’m sure these guys are
00:47:00
not ordinary, there’s something special about them,
00:47:04
in short, you’re here, there’s an earthquake, come on,
00:47:07
okay, boss, it’ll be done there bells
00:47:09
March and kid, don’t hit the locals, don’t
00:47:11
start with these three cows, don’t
00:47:13
touch this is my roof, okay, maybe it’s not the
00:47:18
problem cows about the area itself,
00:47:20
this is such a normal part of the field
00:47:21
where only four-leaf clovers
00:47:23
can grow, if for example you come there with a computer,
00:47:25
you can beat any game on the highest
00:47:27
difficulty, or win some kind of e-
00:47:29
sports competition, can you
00:47:31
imagine how many mowers you can find on this field,
00:47:33
and most importantly not a single
00:47:35
stump by the way, relatively close to this
00:47:38
place was the epicenter of the earthquake
00:47:40
and this turns out to be the epicenter of luck and
00:47:43
pay attention to the safety island itself from a
00:47:44
certain angle, you are
00:47:46
right in the bad heart, in short, I don’t know
00:47:48
if love saved the cows and whether they can love in general,
00:47:50
but I suggest making them and
00:47:53
this surviving piece of land is a symbol of
00:47:55
good luck and love this year, all the snot is
00:48:04
over, let's move on and now
00:48:07
guys, I would like to play hide and seek with you,
00:48:09
although not simple
00:48:10
but interesting, the rule differs only in
00:48:13
that instead of one person looking for a
00:48:14
bunch of people, a bunch of people will be looking
00:48:17
I have a friend of the same height, Lyokha, he
00:48:19
pounces every week and then we
00:48:21
look for him. Now you have a unique
00:48:22
opportunity to do this with me
00:48:25
that you are ready once or twice.
00:48:29
[ __ ] of dishes and
00:48:32
where would a shelf of 2 rubles and a
00:48:40
poke of wooded ones lie and cover well,
00:48:44
in fact, lately it’s
00:48:47
somehow become less interesting to play Lyokha
00:48:49
began to constantly hide in the same place,
00:48:51
but we forget about it
00:48:53
because we really like it reaction when they
00:48:54
find food, and I was talking about this just now
00:49:09
and just listen to these
00:49:11
divine sounds, just don’t think
00:49:19
that he’s trying to imitate a chainsaw,
00:49:21
although it’s [ __ ] up, it looks like no, he’s not
00:49:24
that primitive, it’s just that in this
00:49:26
state, Lyokha begins to speak an
00:49:28
ancient dead language in which said
00:49:30
Cthulhu, damn it, I think I’ve finished why he
00:49:49
comes to the lake every time now, you’re
00:49:51
just crazy about how everything
00:49:53
will turn out so clearly, and so here we see how he’s
00:49:55
trying to freshen up and it’s logical for him, he
00:49:57
was drinking, is he dry, does he need
00:49:59
liquid, but it’s not everything and in the ancient dead
00:50:01
language it is also not without reason that the fact is
00:50:03
that Katukhu lives in water and this
00:50:05
can only mean one thing when Lyokha
00:50:07
enters this semi-unconscious
00:50:08
state, 2 mutually helping programs are activated in it to
00:50:10
find a source of water
00:50:13
and save the body from dehydration and, of course,
00:50:15
awaken Cthulhu he conveyed was noted
00:50:18
right here like this, that’s how it all worked out
00:50:20
[laughter]
00:50:33
then he should be allowed in and the
00:50:35
mud mask program is turned on so that the next morning the
00:50:37
skin is soft like a baby’s, and then the
00:50:40
muzzle in salad program is turned on
00:50:41
to consolidate the result, although
00:50:43
this is more of a New Year’s theme, but river
00:50:46
grass instead of lettuce tightens the pores quite well,
00:50:48
so this is even beneficial, and in
00:50:49
the end, I would like to draw your attention
00:50:51
to the dude who is filming this whole thing,
00:50:53
or rather in his media, of course, think as
00:50:55
you want, but I’m almost sure that some
00:50:57
have grown up and already doesn’t show his face
00:50:58
on camera, but he’s still
00:51:01
infectious and sincerely crazy, well,
00:51:06
thank you very much for watching, I
00:51:08
hope you liked it, and if you
00:51:11
liked it, put your fingers up and
00:51:12
subscribe, if you’re not subscribed
00:51:14
and turn on notifications, there’s a bell
00:51:17
on the main page of the channel. and I
00:51:20
know that this has already [ __ ] you up, so I
00:51:22
decided to repeat it again and again,
00:51:24
and of course, don’t forget that this
00:51:27
Saturday at 23:00 on channel h there will be a new
00:51:30
episode of the show one hundred and five hundred cities and
00:51:33
watch it too, like what’s cool
00:51:37
there in fact, in principle, all of you are
00:51:41
great, you are good guys and girls,
00:51:44
do cool things and get A's
00:51:48
for this work it was just 500
00:51:50
my name is Maxim bye

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