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[Laughter]00:00:05
[Music]00:00:15
take me to the river i wanna go00:00:19
i'll go00:00:22
take me to your river i wanna go00:00:25
i don't even know who sings that you00:00:27
don't know who sees that song00:00:30
leon bridges00:00:31
leon bridges yeah he's like a folk00:00:34
country sega black dude00:00:36
i think he's uh louisiana's where he's00:00:39
from but about five years ago he had a00:00:41
very popular song that was like00:00:43
a song that really charted well00:00:45
it was called the river00:00:47
that was that that was that song and00:00:49
dinner it is and then what he does is00:00:51
you wear jamie you know that dude i've00:00:53
seen him before i don't know but this00:00:54
song is like he's had other songs but00:00:57
for some reason this song resonated with00:00:59
a lot of people um in the country man it00:01:02
was like him reminiscing what00:01:04
um going to place what made him feel00:01:06
good in the river i hope when we go over00:01:08
to spotify we can play it i don't think00:01:10
oh00:01:11
i could take me to your river00:01:14
i00:01:15
want to go00:01:17
i'll go00:01:20
that's pretty much it that's the one00:01:22
part everybody knows it's acceptable now00:01:24
for people to wear like neck00:01:26
cart scarfs00:01:28
are you being insulted chips no00:01:30
not at all it's what are you saying no00:01:33
if you had wore that at any other time00:01:34
i'd be like what is on your neck and i00:01:36
would explain it to be a gator right a00:01:38
caterer i know what it is i know the00:01:39
gator is on this this is what it is00:01:42
you're wearing when you're sneaking up00:01:43
on animals oh they don't wear00:01:45
people well that color is not you can't00:01:47
sneak up on anybody00:01:49
okay pride well it's just gonna go isn't00:01:51
that yeah i guess that's a rainbow yeah00:01:53
it's not as traditional this is a00:01:54
liberal00:01:55
liberal game liberal gator yep it's00:01:58
accepted by anything gay people black00:02:00
people hispanic people i'm sorry no00:02:02
worries my baby mother asked me about00:02:04
weed jesus00:02:06
don't you don't like me00:02:08
because you'll like me why you keep00:02:10
blowing me up about weed you said you00:02:12
don't like she likes your weed00:02:13
i mean they like something man what00:02:15
happened to your thumb00:02:17
i got shot00:02:19
who shot you00:02:22
that's a question i haven't found the00:02:24
answer to really it was this [ __ ]00:02:27
happened so quick joe i didn't really go00:02:29
to get a good look at the person the00:02:31
person that shot me00:02:33
um00:02:34
not too many people around and witness00:02:35
it00:02:36
but i have the wound to show that i got00:02:38
shot00:02:40
what was the situation i was my dog you00:02:43
know i got a little i got a new zone00:02:44
he's adorable listen00:02:47
that's as adorable as a dog gets ladies00:02:49
and gentlemen look at that little cutie00:02:51
yo can you see her on on camera00:02:53
yo this is my emotional support that's00:02:55
maggie yeah that's maggie maggie come00:02:57
here sweetie come here maggie give me00:02:59
honey she's a dork she doesn't know what00:03:01
coffee is she like she don't know she00:03:03
know what weed is but she don't know00:03:04
what coffee is but i was protecting her00:03:07
some people were tr joe you want to hear00:03:08
the story about how i got shot or what00:03:10
yeah i was protecting her honor00:03:13
right i was protecting her00:03:15
from a hell of bullets it was a gang it00:03:17
was a lot of people00:03:19
i don't remember all of that but i got00:03:21
shot at my [ __ ] thumb00:03:23
where were you00:03:25
in the streets00:03:26
oh just regular yeah i was00:03:28
[Music]00:03:29
i was00:03:36
and that happens sometimes joe you put00:03:38
yourself hanging in the streets you put00:03:40
yourself in some unforgiving situations00:03:42
and that's what happened to me and00:03:43
that's how i got my [ __ ] thumb00:03:45
shot to [ __ ] off00:03:47
and that's the story i'm talking that's00:03:49
the story that i'm sticking to so you00:03:50
got caught in the crossfire a hell of00:03:53
bullets jesus christ 45 shots rang out00:03:56
really00:03:57
legitimately00:04:01
wow and this is the only injury i00:04:04
sustained i'm very very happy that00:04:06
that's the only injury you sustained00:04:08
you're not happy about it joe because00:04:09
when i love you come on i know you love00:04:11
me but when i told you00:04:12
i got shot you continued to question me00:04:15
about well danielle that's because00:04:17
you're donnell right but you continue to00:04:19
i didn't question you like i didn't00:04:20
believe you you did 100 percent you said00:04:23
it so casually that's what i said do you00:04:25
want to drink he said i can't i'm on00:04:26
antibiotics i said what happened i got00:04:29
shot that's it usually00:04:32
any of any of my other friends who've00:04:34
been shot if i said hey man00:04:37
what happened and they said i got shot00:04:39
it didn't just end right there they00:04:41
would say it's the craziest story ever00:04:43
man yeah but you know00:04:45
i'm away to the car and i had my little00:04:47
dog right i was protecting her and00:04:49
that's the story that i told but the00:04:51
thing that you didn't believe me00:04:53
if00:04:54
someone said he got shot you can't say i00:04:55
didn't believe you that's not true it00:04:57
didn't look the look of your face is00:04:58
like it's unusual the way you were00:05:00
describing it i got shot and then you00:05:02
wouldn't say anything more just like00:05:03
what's yours black people don't00:05:05
no what happened how'd you get shot well00:05:07
you remember i had a disagreement with00:05:08
so-and-so well we finally had an00:05:10
opportunity our paths crossed we found a00:05:13
situation where those energies came00:05:15
together we was like how are we going to00:05:16
settle this right00:05:18
it wasn't like that i understood it00:05:20
wasn't like that it was a okay and you00:05:21
don't want to get specific about details00:05:24
no i don't want to get specific i just00:05:26
want you to respect the fact that i got00:05:27
shot i believe that you got shot i do00:05:29
respect it i'm sad that you got shot but00:05:31
i'm glad you're okay i'm better i'm good00:05:33
so00:05:34
how is your thumb doing is it going to00:05:36
be all right00:05:37
yep00:05:38
it's gonna be good00:05:40
you know we got all the bullet fragments00:05:42
out of it00:05:43
you know we avoided the surgery so i'm00:05:45
gonna be good just gotta get the range00:05:46
of motion back oh that's real good they00:05:48
didn't have to do any surgery and00:05:49
tendons or anything like that nope i got00:05:51
lucky i have a friend who cut his finger00:05:53
on a window man and he never got his00:05:55
fingers back again his fingers are like00:05:56
this curled i know everybody knows a00:05:59
[ __ ] like that and we've all00:06:00
made fun of that [ __ ] we've made00:06:02
fun of the person that you know that00:06:03
don't have a thumb00:06:05
but i'm telling you doing this after me00:06:07
surviving this gunshot [ __ ] just butting00:06:10
in my pants become a task that i took00:06:12
advantage i took took for granted right00:06:14
the point i'm making is that00:06:16
you're lucky to have all of your limbs00:06:18
all of your [ __ ] on your body yep00:06:21
if you don't appreciate it until one00:06:22
[ __ ] gone well i think that's00:06:24
the case with everything right like we00:06:27
didn't appreciate how good we had it00:06:28
before the lockdown before kova came00:06:31
around nobody appreciated how good we00:06:32
really had it we was living in a moment00:06:34
we were all so spoiled we were spoiled00:06:36
by how good everything was00:06:38
but we didn't think it was spoiled00:06:39
because that was what was going on right00:06:42
until [ __ ] shifted and then same thing00:06:44
like you lose your thumb you're like oh00:06:46
[ __ ]00:06:47
you know i really do appreciate uh doing00:06:50
those three spots that night00:06:52
you know what i mean i appreciate the00:06:54
fact that i could just walk with my00:06:56
family anywhere and i wouldn't be judged00:06:58
i wouldn't be discriminated against00:06:59
whatever it'd just be like there goes00:07:01
joe and his family not just like do you00:07:02
have a mask or not right you know00:07:05
but00:07:06
i do believe that00:07:08
it took00:07:09
a pandemic00:07:10
for people to really realize what the00:07:13
most important things in life are00:07:15
i think so for sure i think at the00:07:17
beginning people were nicer because they00:07:18
were scared and they were like it was00:07:20
almost like post 9 11 feeling right like00:07:22
we're all in this together right that00:07:24
didn't last very long00:07:26
it was unrealistic to think that00:07:27
everybody's gonna be that way people00:07:28
don't get frustrated once also resources00:07:31
started getting low and people started00:07:32
realizing they're not gonna be able to00:07:34
work for a long [ __ ] time did you see00:07:36
the the governor got busted did you see00:07:37
the photos which governor governor00:07:39
california he got busted for what got00:07:41
busted going to a restaurant with 1200:07:42
people no social distancing no masks all00:07:45
the [ __ ] that he's been preaching for he00:07:46
didn't do00:07:47
they were saying that he was in outdoors00:07:50
like his people said it was outdoors but now00:07:52
they have photos of it 100 percent00:07:53
indoors right they're all endorsed but00:07:55
the thing is00:07:56
the unrealistic part about that you know00:07:57
people got to00:07:59
push their platform this match has has00:08:01
been crazy but me i know it shouldn't be00:08:03
like this and i know it's like but what00:08:05
does that [ __ ] girls helping you but00:08:06
what does it represent00:08:08
when i see [ __ ]00:08:11
like that00:08:12
in a situation that no mass not socially00:08:14
distant00:08:15
i just assumed that they all been tested00:08:17
and they all have been in a bubble00:08:18
situation well that's because you've00:08:20
been in a bunch of bubble situations00:08:21
like right wait dave did the shows down00:08:24
in yellow springs you bubbled me first i00:08:26
bubble you here you're the first person00:08:28
you're the first person you didn't rape00:08:29
my nose you ra raped my finger00:08:32
i didn't do it yes you did you hired a00:08:34
nurse you made somebody do it00:08:37
you could call it whatever the [ __ ] you00:08:38
want to do but she worked for you that's00:08:40
true and you forced that that she had to00:08:42
do it well i just suggested it probably00:08:44
a good idea for everybody yeah but they00:08:46
but it was good for everybody and you00:08:47
knew that so we know like that's a00:08:49
bubble world yeah but it's not00:08:50
surprising that you see the governor in00:08:52
a situation like that because i'm pretty00:08:54
sure it doesn't send out the right00:08:56
message but i'm pretty sure00:08:58
that the [ __ ] was tested well00:08:59
that's what he should have said they00:09:01
can't say that because they're a00:09:02
politician and everybody go wait a00:09:03
minute if i just test people can i go to00:09:05
work00:09:06
like what dave's doing with all his00:09:07
shows yeah test people in the audience00:09:09
and you can have a full audience you can00:09:11
you know you have a bunch of people that00:09:12
are healthy you know you you00:09:15
you're taking the measures to create00:09:17
that safety yes it's a bubble here's the00:09:19
thing that a lot of people understand is00:09:21
that like you could literally create00:09:24
your own bubble yes like i know people00:09:27
in certain states you have to meet a00:09:29
certain requirement to be tested you00:09:31
can't be attested unless you have she00:09:33
starts showing symptoms but you can00:09:35
create your bubble there's testing00:09:37
almost everywhere there's an opportunity00:09:39
for people to get tested it's a little00:09:41
harder than that for most people because00:09:42
but most people have been stupid00:09:45
most people in terms of like just00:09:47
peoples of just your access to it it's00:09:49
not that common where you can go to a00:09:51
place and get a quick test yet okay so00:09:53
then what's the difference and i may be00:09:54
wrong that this may be my ignorance like00:09:57
california like i know the situation00:09:59
like at dodger stadium you know i'm00:10:01
saying like for the most part anybody00:10:03
with i guess a california idea whatever00:10:06
they can get tested no but hold on you00:10:07
know that takes hours you know those00:10:09
people have to wait in line for hours00:10:11
there was a line to get it done yeah00:10:13
yeah00:10:14
there are students [ __ ] if you have a00:10:16
job man if you have a job and you're00:10:18
you're supposed to be at work at 9 0000:10:19
a.m and you you get to the covet thing00:10:21
at 7 30 and they tell you it's a two and00:10:22
a half hour line that's what it is00:10:24
that's the reality and most of those00:10:26
aren't giving you the results00:10:27
immediately not immediately but enough00:10:29
where you could if you got those results00:10:31
to say you get those results in 18 hours00:10:33
say you were going to play in a family00:10:34
function or something you don't do [ __ ]00:10:36
like you could do what i'm saying is00:10:37
like when the bubble the idea of the00:10:39
bubble first started starting with the00:10:40
nba you kind of contributed to that dave00:10:42
did it well ufc did it first yeah they00:10:44
did it and ufc did it first but he00:10:46
always thought like oh my god00:10:49
you don't have to be a millionaire to00:10:51
create a safe bubble for you and your00:10:53
family your friends right no you can do00:10:55
it now easier than ever before but the00:10:57
the problem with the governor saying is00:10:59
other people will let us make a bubble00:11:01
and go to work because that's what they00:11:02
should do what they could do is what00:11:04
we're doing here we're just lucky that00:11:06
podcasting is an essential business i00:11:08
think she's trying to jump down she's00:11:10
not trying to kill herself no i mean00:11:11
she's just looking over the edge she's00:11:14
my emotional dog i understand all right00:11:17
listen if anybody gonna jump it's gonna00:11:19
be me i'm in tune with her okay she's00:11:21
the most adorable little dog i've ever00:11:23
seen i've never seen a little dog as a00:11:25
puppy maggie river she's five months old00:11:27
she knows her biological dad and i'm her00:11:29
new dad00:11:32
it was important for me for her to know00:11:34
her biological dad because i didn't want00:11:35
her00:11:36
to come from a place with like mental00:11:38
issues and [ __ ] i understand she's in00:11:39
two with her mother she knows her two00:11:40
her brothers and sisters they have play00:11:42
dates she's but she knows she's my my00:11:44
little [ __ ] right now what kind of dog00:11:45
is she a chihuahua pit bull uh no00:11:50
she's part of pitbull00:11:51
that dog don't look like his party00:11:54
what kind of people [ __ ] the chihuahua a00:11:56
toy pitbull oh really yeah00:11:58
little ones she's toy chihuahua00:12:00
toys toy pitbulls are cute little dogs00:12:02
yeah she's ferocious don't let that00:12:04
[ __ ] sad eyes fool you have you ever00:12:06
seen a toy pitbull jamie i don't think00:12:07
so they're really tiny we know real pit00:12:10
bulls like the fighting pit bulls they00:12:11
were like 30 pounds they weren't big00:12:13
dogs the ones that they bred for00:12:15
fighting00:12:16
the smaller ones are the little little00:12:18
demons i don't even know if i can00:12:19
remember ever seeing a small pit bull00:12:21
yeah00:12:22
brian cowan used to have a small pitbull00:12:24
it was a tiny one and it was ferocious00:12:26
that's where he gets his personality00:12:28
from it's not him no he bought animals00:12:30
we went to a guy who raised them for00:12:32
fighting oh [ __ ] yeah00:12:35
we were like in our 20s00:12:38
but oh my god look how tiny damn that00:12:40
little [ __ ] looked tough as [ __ ]00:12:42
the black one look at this the black00:12:43
lives matter one side space00:12:46
oh my god that's ridiculous that dog is00:12:48
ridiculous see that's the thing that00:12:50
they do they take these dogs but they00:12:52
break their legs and [ __ ] like that00:12:54
right well no they just breed them they00:12:56
they00:12:57
do what's called uh like they00:13:00
they select right so like a dog with00:13:02
shorter legs they'll breed with another00:13:04
dog with shorter legs and they'll try to00:13:05
select for certain traits like i used to00:13:08
have a dog that was from hawaii and they00:13:11
used him for hog hunting that's what00:13:13
they use his family for so he had long00:13:15
ears it was a dog specific00:13:17
to hawaii yes yeah yeah they they they00:13:20
breed a lot of pit bulls in hawaii and00:13:22
one of their jobs because most dogs do00:13:24
they go get birds what the [ __ ] does hog00:13:26
hunting okay see what they do is in the00:13:28
real thick brush you can't really get to00:13:30
the hogs like it's hard to shoot them00:13:32
you with a gun like you're shooting00:13:33
through hundreds of yards of brush but00:13:36
the dogs can go in there and get them00:13:37
and they'll hold them to hold the pig00:13:40
so there's a style of that makes the00:13:41
hunting easy though right00:13:44
it does00:13:45
except for the dog it's not like the00:13:48
same kind of hunting because you're00:13:49
relying 100 on the dogs usually there's00:13:51
two groups of dogs depending on what00:13:53
animal you like if they they hunt00:13:54
mountain lions these they'll use a00:13:56
certain kind of dog that'll bathe the00:13:58
dog right obey the mountain lion and but00:14:00
if they hunt pigs a lot of times they'll00:14:02
use an animal that lets you know where00:14:03
the pig is and then they release other00:14:06
animals that hold the pig so those are00:14:08
the those are the pit bulls and then you00:14:10
shoot them well they usually stab them00:14:12
hand00:14:13
like00:14:14
up yeah it's kind of [ __ ] oh so that00:14:16
experience is all about the dog00:14:18
it's the dog00:14:20
is the one who did it and you just00:14:21
finished the job damn it's crazy too00:14:24
there's excuse me there's there's videos of it00:14:26
of the way they do it it's like00:14:29
and i've been asked to go on one of00:14:30
those hunts i'm like i am not interested00:14:32
in doing that00:14:33
what happens when a dog gets old do they00:14:35
like get new dogs but this is a this is00:14:37
a thing that people are doing for two00:14:39
reasons one for food right because this00:14:41
is the best way that they can get food00:14:44
like you can trap this animal and then00:14:46
that's that's how you're gonna get the00:14:48
animal if you just rely on just hunting00:14:50
with like a rifle or a bow and arrow in00:14:52
real thick [ __ ] with wild pigs you're00:14:54
probably gonna go hungry so00:14:56
so there's that and then the other thing00:14:58
is these are invasive animals like00:15:00
they're brought over to hawaii and00:15:02
they're wild and they have no predators00:15:03
so they have to kill them they have to00:15:04
control them so did they bring them up00:15:06
here to kill a species or something like00:15:08
i know that no no they brought them over00:15:10
for food oh okay like captain cook and00:15:12
those dudes used to do that [ __ ] they00:15:14
used to release ghosts i don't know cook00:15:16
i know captain crunch00:15:17
i know captain crunch yeah that's the00:15:19
cat i don't know delicious stuff yeah um00:15:21
captain hook was an old pirate right00:15:24
wasn't he cook cook don't say hook hook00:15:26
was a pirate too00:15:30
yeah captain cook uh he used to go to00:15:33
islands and they would drop off animals00:15:36
so that the next time they came around00:15:37
they'd have something to00:15:38
eat yes they'd leave goats on an island00:15:41
i think that's how the goats got on00:15:43
galapagos i think that's how they got on00:15:45
a lot of islands the these pirates or00:15:48
sailors would drop these animals off but00:15:49
meanwhile these animals destroy00:15:51
ecosystems yeah but you had some fresh00:15:53
goat when you have some fresh coat yeah00:15:55
[ __ ] the rivers they had a lot of00:15:56
turtles too they they killed off a lot00:15:58
of sea turtles because they would take00:15:59
sea turtles and they would flip them00:16:01
over and put them on their back and00:16:02
they'd be good for weeks00:16:04
yep they would eat them because you00:16:05
don't you don't need any they don't need00:16:07
anything like they can survive just on00:16:09
their back for weeks and weeks and weeks00:16:12
and you don't have to worry about00:16:13
refrigeration or them yeah but you can't00:16:15
tell somebody you're hunting turtles00:16:18
you're not trying to do that that's00:16:20
slow as a [ __ ] if you're like i00:16:22
[ __ ] stalked this [ __ ] and i followed00:16:24
this turtle for three days00:16:27
i think uh they probably get them on the00:16:29
beach but if you got them in the water00:16:30
they'd be quick00:16:32
sea turtles when i was growing up00:16:34
[ __ ] turtle on the road00:16:36
and it was always one country00:16:37
[ __ ] like this he usually was a00:16:40
mechanic in the neighborhood00:16:41
and he had like oil up under his hand he00:16:43
always helped people's baby mothers with00:16:45
[ __ ] changing their brake pads and00:16:47
[ __ ]00:16:48
just one of those grimy dirty00:16:50
[ __ ] that eat any type of00:16:52
roadkill and whenever we saw a [ __ ] a00:16:55
dear dead turtle or something we knew00:16:57
that [ __ ] was gonna be yelling out00:16:58
turtle soup yeah people that's like00:17:00
turtle soup yeah i'm not a big fan of it00:17:02
but i've never had it yeah it seems like00:17:05
it will probably be an alligator meaty00:17:07
meaty type of family alligator tastes00:17:09
good it is yeah everything tastes good00:17:11
when it tastes like chicken that's the00:17:12
reference for any thing it tastes like00:17:14
chicken yeah i have frog legs recently00:17:17
they were good00:17:19
you it's i've had frog legs before00:17:22
but trying to convince a black person to00:17:23
eat frog wear legs is a00:17:26
tough sale that's all order yeah00:17:28
for to get a black person00:17:31
to order frog legs off of a menu it's00:17:34
like getting them to say00:17:35
i want my steak00:17:37
uh00:17:38
rare00:17:40
it's always got to be well done you eat00:17:41
well done no that's what i'm saying i00:17:43
don't know00:17:44
but how do you eat your steak medium00:17:47
medium yup00:17:49
not medium rare00:17:51
i don't00:17:52
there's a lot of black people to watch00:17:54
this [ __ ]00:17:57
yeah they're gonna be like i'm gonna00:17:58
tell you when he changed when they00:18:00
started talking about blue and rare yeah00:18:02
when they was like when they started00:18:04
talking about blood that's when he lost00:18:05
the streets right00:18:07
that i could do medium medium rare i00:18:10
can't do it i would i understand i've00:18:12
had it like that but my preference would00:18:13
be medium yeah but the average you know00:18:16
circle that i grew up around my00:18:17
jiu-jitsu instructor eats it well done00:18:19
and when he orders it i cringe like00:18:22
machado well done i go00:18:25
do you know what that feeling is for the00:18:27
imagine the chef that gets the order and00:18:29
says00:18:30
two well done steaks at table 49 they're00:18:32
calling them every00:18:34
[ __ ] racial thing that they can think00:18:36
of00:18:37
that's the quickest way to [ __ ] make00:18:39
somebody order a [ __ ] well done steak00:18:42
and chicken did not enjoy it not at all00:18:44
did not like cooking it like that that's00:18:46
a weird thing like a preference thing00:18:47
like if you ask people's preference like00:18:50
it's not like you just cook it like if00:18:51
you order chicken they just cook your00:18:52
chicken they don't ask you what00:18:54
temperature you'd like your chicken00:18:55
breast but they know yeah well they just00:18:57
cook it right00:18:58
but even pork chops same thing right00:19:01
they don't ask you but with steak00:19:02
they'll give you options well why the00:19:04
[ __ ] are you giving me an option00:19:06
if i can't have all done00:19:08
you should just have it your way but00:19:10
it's just insulting it is but it's00:19:12
insulting like give the opportunity to00:19:14
insult00:19:15
because they do have that as an option00:19:17
have you ever been uh a certain way like00:19:20
judge somebody by the way they00:19:22
ordered their00:19:23
yeah i do honestly but but again john00:19:26
jack machado like i said i have nothing00:19:28
but respect for him it makes me sad that00:19:30
he likes well done meat00:19:32
i know this is going to be bad people00:19:34
like what type of brother am i but i00:19:36
took my sister to eat once she ordered a00:19:38
steak and she ordered it well done i00:19:40
said i think you should order something00:19:41
else i said i'm not00:19:43
paying for a leather belt00:19:45
wow and i didn't have to eat this [ __ ] i00:19:47
wasn't gonna do it i just felt [ __ ] up00:19:49
when you felt judgy00:19:51
i didn't feel i was judgy a little judgy00:19:53
yep i was like let that [ __ ] hood00:19:55
[ __ ] go is it but isn't that the only00:19:57
food that we have that with like00:19:58
cheeseburgers nobody gives a [ __ ] if00:20:00
somebody says how do you want your00:20:01
cheeseburger like well in the black well00:20:03
done in the black community when you say00:20:05
cheeseburger for the most part that's00:20:07
going to be well done yeah black people00:20:08
don't want to see the pink in it that's00:20:10
right they want they'll tell you00:20:13
all the pink out well you really should00:20:15
with ground beef see the thing with00:20:16
ground beef is00:20:17
you don't know what the surface area is00:20:19
when you're eating ground beef right00:20:21
they take a cows whatever and they grind00:20:24
it up the stuff in the middle like that00:20:27
could have been on the outside right so00:20:29
you don't know like when you get a steak00:20:31
you sear the outside you cook the00:20:33
outside00:20:35
there's no room for bacteria anything00:20:37
that could have grown on the outside is00:20:38
dead and the inside you don't have to00:20:40
worry about unless it's rotten that's00:20:42
why black people get their [ __ ]00:20:43
hamburgers well done well that's that's00:20:46
wise00:20:47
we didn't know it but that's just what00:20:48
it was for hamburgers you don't want to00:20:50
get food poisoning right yeah hamburgers00:20:52
unless you are right there when they00:20:55
grind it or you go to a top shelf00:20:56
restaurant where they literally they'll00:20:58
take a piece of chuck roast and they'll00:21:00
grow or even flame and yawn like some of00:21:02
them do it with like uh if you get a00:21:03
burger that's ground out of philly young00:21:05
you're in the right neighborhood you're00:21:06
in the right neighborhood they usually00:21:07
add fat to it believe it or not to make00:21:09
it juicy yeah to make it juicier what is00:21:11
it with white people with blood though i00:21:13
don't know00:21:14
i mean like00:21:15
like00:21:17
i know this white people get a kick out00:21:19
of like00:21:20
the rarest they can order their steak00:21:21
like the blood part of it like yeah you00:21:23
know what rare is weird when somebody00:21:26
orders rare or you know what blue you00:21:27
bit you proud of the blood joe no every00:21:30
time you post the elk picture00:21:32
it's like00:21:33
you you can't just show the meat you00:21:36
want [ __ ] to see the knife and00:21:38
you do your picture joe it's it's like00:21:41
you waited for the blood to sweat at a00:21:43
certain temperature you know when it00:21:45
looks the bloodiest and that's the shot00:21:47
what i'm trying to do what i'm trying to00:21:49
do is show that it's cooked perfectly00:21:51
that's medium rare with respect for the00:21:53
meat00:21:54
when i do it i use a thermometer i mean00:21:56
i do it nice and slow and i know you00:21:57
know how to cook don't get wait wait a00:21:59
minute don't get me crazy wait a minute00:22:01
just trying to explain something wait a00:22:02
minute joe what00:22:04
you're a man of wilderness yes right00:22:07
and all that you're well respected right00:22:09
look at that though yeah look at that00:22:10
joe look at that perfect look at that00:22:13
that's perfect00:22:14
it doesn't get better than that but00:22:16
you're proud of the color of it because00:22:18
it's perfect it's perfectly cooked00:22:20
but it looks bl it's like00:22:23
what is it it's00:22:24
elk that's elk00:22:27
that's super athlete00:22:29
i argued with someone because i told00:22:31
them that you like elk and i could make00:22:32
elk and they were like this00:22:34
but they're like papa makes it00:22:37
the last time i spoke to you about uh me00:22:40
cooking you were00:22:41
very condescending that's not true yes00:22:43
you were you're making no i said it the00:22:45
same way i said you got shot no00:22:48
okay i said you can cook yeah and you're00:22:50
it's not condescending it is but the way00:22:52
with that the way you looked at me you00:22:53
looked me up and down you judge me00:22:56
that's the difference joe that's the00:22:58
jiffers what i said i could cook elky00:23:01
let me see what i've heard let me tell00:23:02
you whatever i heard you cook really00:23:04
well i heard you have amazing barbecue00:23:06
skills00:23:07
that could be quite borderline quite a00:23:09
few people that could be borderline00:23:10
racist00:23:11
that could be borderline00:23:14
you said barbecue you like i said00:23:16
barbecue is one of the most complex00:23:17
forms of cooking i know but you guys00:23:19
are careful you're doing it slow too00:23:21
much you [ __ ] it up too little you don't00:23:23
do it right and then you it's hard to00:23:24
put it back on because it hasn't been00:23:26
sitting at the same temperature the00:23:27
entire time that's the art of barbecuing00:23:30
but when i hit barbecue i think about00:23:31
the barbecue i understand like the black00:23:33
barbecue i understand like the frankie00:23:35
beverly and the whole thing it's a whole00:23:36
production not just one piece of00:23:38
barbecue that's what barbecue in texas00:23:40
is mostly white people i think and i you00:23:42
know00:23:43
my own personal experiences i will say00:23:44
this00:23:45
white people can [ __ ] smoke some meat00:23:48
they know how to do it here i'll tell00:23:49
you that daddy when i first got i think00:23:51
it's a place called blacks i don't know00:23:52
if you found the favorite terry blacks00:23:54
phenomenal didn't that that franchise00:23:56
didn't they break up like yes they broke00:23:58
up they used to be with the family and00:24:00
then the the sons started on their own00:24:03
started playing literally they had some00:24:04
issues i don't want to air their dirty00:24:07
laundry on the podcast right but uh the00:24:09
science somebody stole it00:24:11
something happened00:24:13
something happened somebody gave up the00:24:14
secret these pla people terry black's in00:24:16
town has only been open since 2014 i00:24:19
believe and it it feels like a place has00:24:21
been around 100 years i mean they got it00:24:23
dialed in00:24:25
that barbecue's off the hook think about00:24:27
it they have to have it dialed in if00:24:30
if they came up generations and00:24:32
generations yeah they're just putting00:24:33
whatever the recipe is whatever the love00:24:35
is i know they make their own they make00:24:36
their own smokers they use giant propane00:24:38
tanks and they make their own smokers00:24:41
oh maybe that's what i enjoy next level00:24:44
yeah white people level of barbecuing00:24:45
when they start doing the machines and i00:24:47
should say they hire someone to make00:24:49
their smokers00:24:50
but they get this dude to make the00:24:52
smokers out of propane tanks they're not00:24:54
buying like a big commercial smoker00:24:56
they're having this commercial smoker00:24:58
made they give us a game bro00:25:00
they did an amazing job they wanted it00:25:02
to their specifications and those those00:25:04
uh propane tanks are thick as [ __ ] it's00:25:06
heavy duty man where's the wood well you00:25:09
cook with wood00:25:10
the wood is an offset you know those00:25:12
smokers work right so you have an office00:25:14
a firebox the firebox is over on the00:25:16
side and they're constantly checking the00:25:18
temperature and opening the flues make00:25:20
sure it's at a perfect temperature and00:25:22
then you got the smoker which is off to00:25:24
the side and they're moving meat around00:25:26
because it's hotter where the air comes00:25:27
right out but they've got the really00:25:29
well ins oh my god they got it dialed in00:25:31
their brisket is ridiculous it's so good00:25:33
that's the what i'm talking about00:25:35
that [ __ ] melts the amount and it's00:25:37
don't come off bloody like that it's a00:25:39
different kind of animal00:25:41
that's that's that's elk i mean you00:25:42
could have00:25:43
elk and you could do it that way they00:25:45
cook the neck meat that way my friend00:25:47
john dudley wearing elk yeah00:25:49
neck meat because the neck meat is very00:25:51
strong and dense because elk has giant00:25:54
antlers right so elk's carrot it's like00:25:56
it's doing weights with it but elk00:25:58
doesn't have no fatty it's no fat no fat00:26:00
no fat no fat there's a little bit of00:26:02
fat on the outside of them but there's00:26:03
no fat in the meat at all it's a totally00:26:05
different thing so you got to kick it00:26:06
slow so if it's anything other than that00:26:09
like medium rare like that it's gonna be00:26:11
dried out right you want it just cooked00:26:14
slowly and seared on the outside so like00:26:16
i take a totally different approach if00:26:18
i'm cooking like a rib eye from a cow00:26:21
versus an elk steak completely different00:26:23
way of cooking i know that because you00:26:25
never post00:26:26
regular steak pictures it's like i'm i00:26:28
eat regular no you don't you don't never00:26:30
you [ __ ] once you did your [ __ ]00:26:32
first elk00:26:34
your regular steak pictures was just00:26:36
dead man well they're not as interesting00:26:38
to me regular steak is great i'll cook00:26:40
it i'll eat it00:26:42
but00:26:43
the elk is like i have an intimate00:26:45
relationship with that everyone knows00:26:46
that of course they do i mean00:26:51
even when i tell people i'm gonna do00:26:52
your show they'll like take a bite of00:26:54
the elk for me00:26:56
i'm serious man it's like yo you done00:26:59
some cool [ __ ] they see you do a lot of00:27:00
cool [ __ ] but they've never seen you and00:27:02
you told me do i really want elk and i00:27:04
was like yeah but00:27:05
um if i had i was in the hospital00:27:07
recovering from an injury so i couldn't00:27:08
get here the way i wanted to that's a a00:27:11
a lucky injury in the sense right like i00:27:13
mean all the things that could have gone00:27:15
wrong with your thumb not even need00:27:17
surgery right able to get the bullet00:27:18
fragments out i mean that's that's how i00:27:20
run my life man i try to make it easier00:27:21
as possible anybody else could have00:27:23
[ __ ] had this injury and been [ __ ]00:27:26
up if the pandemic can't stop me neither00:27:28
can this [ __ ] thumb man yeah00:27:30
how does it feel i know it's a crazy00:27:32
question you get it all the time from00:27:33
being from a place like you were saying00:27:35
like what we took advantage of yeah and00:27:37
one of the things we never took00:27:38
advantage of stage time because we00:27:40
always did it but not00:27:42
having it accessible to you all the time00:27:44
how does it feel here with not being00:27:46
able to like you know what i'm getting00:27:48
ready to go do like00:27:49
[ __ ] three spots00:27:51
and hammer some [ __ ] out real quick well00:27:54
i haven't done that since march you know00:27:56
since uh the store closed down there was00:27:59
no comedy at all in l.a so it was right00:28:02
it was a whole life shift00:28:04
um the only time i did it on the road00:28:06
was july00:28:08
and in july00:28:09
i did four shows of the houston improv i00:28:11
had a great [ __ ] day just left here00:28:13
man great place it was did you feel00:28:15
i know this sounds crazy i know we're00:28:17
gonna get through some mag [ __ ] mask00:28:19
[ __ ] story whatever00:28:20
but it's a club that had a certain00:28:22
capacity now they got to trim it down to00:28:24
meet whatever the mandated00:28:26
but people were in there temperature00:28:28
check they were in there yeah i know00:28:30
this sounds crazy some people were mass00:28:32
some people didn't have mass and i think00:28:34
i'm not mistaken they sell a ticket as a00:28:36
group00:28:37
right i don't know if they're doing that00:28:38
now but they're doing that a lot of00:28:39
places and it's like00:28:42
you feel good about it yeah you know but00:28:44
then it's like00:28:45
people take away from that feeling00:28:47
because it's always somebody like00:28:49
where's the mask where's the mask right00:28:52
there there are people that are rightly00:28:54
upset at people taking risks because00:28:57
those people that do take risks could00:28:58
then get sick and if they're00:28:59
irresponsible enough to take a risk and00:29:01
get sick they might be irresponsible00:29:03
enough to go out and mingle with people00:29:05
when they know they're sick but some00:29:06
people like that some people are selfish00:29:08
you know that right i know that yeah so00:29:11
you have to be and then they could even00:29:13
give it out when they don't know they00:29:14
have it but be asymptomatic but then00:29:19
at some point00:29:20
don't you have to be selective about the00:29:23
people that you and yeah gage don't you00:29:26
have to be selective00:29:27
on the chances this is my frustration00:29:30
i'm not a mask or a non-masker like00:29:32
people make the argument but what if i'm00:29:34
in the what if i go to the grocery store00:29:36
and i have my mask on and there's this00:29:38
old lady that doesn't have her mask on00:29:40
then i don't think you should go places00:29:42
where00:29:43
it could be people that00:29:45
don't have their mask on shouldn't you00:29:46
order online or something just don't get00:29:48
in that lady's face and you're gonna be00:29:50
fine it's it's man00:29:52
i don't think you should tell some old00:29:53
lady that she has to put a mask on i ran00:29:55
into old lady at the grocery store she00:29:56
didn't have a mask on i was like all00:29:58
right00:29:59
what are you going to do she's old man i00:30:01
mean this lady she probably feels00:30:03
terrible breathing through the mask00:30:05
feels like she doesn't have much time to00:30:06
have an asthma attack she had one on but00:30:08
she was doing this [ __ ]00:30:10
i got into the argument up yo00:30:12
that chin00:30:14
i get yelled at i went to a grocery00:30:15
store i'm getting a couple of items00:30:17
and i had my [ __ ] mess and joe00:30:19
when i tell you00:30:21
the tip of my nose was showing00:30:23
the tip right here you got mad00:30:25
and this ladies behind plexiglass she00:30:27
had sanitizer she was squirting the00:30:29
registers down every minute she had a00:30:30
mask everything and my [ __ ] went right00:30:33
to the tip of my nose she was like sir00:30:35
sir sir sir you gotta put your mask on00:30:37
you gotta put your mask i'm like oh i'm00:30:38
sorry okay then i gotta pay i do apple00:30:41
pay but to get into my phone you gotta00:30:43
open up the phone with my face yeah00:30:45
so i put it down sir i'm sorry00:30:48
i'm like i'm trying to pay i gotta log00:30:50
in my face she was like well you can't00:30:51
do that in here00:30:53
right you can't use apple pay i can't00:30:55
show my face to open my phone you gotta00:30:57
use samsung pay that you let you use00:30:59
your fingerprint time to switch to00:31:00
android i don't have an android00:31:03
i don't have it that's very evil for you00:31:06
to end00:31:07
another i know but i wouldn't talk about00:31:09
your [ __ ] phone joe why is it evil00:31:11
because it was the wrong time00:31:13
[Laughter]00:31:16
it was the [ __ ] wrong time00:31:20
and the thing i was making so i had to00:31:22
hide you guys00:31:23
this is a sorry this is what i had to do00:31:25
joe00:31:26
i had to actually00:31:28
stand00:31:30
leave the register00:31:31
go to where i could do outside yeah show00:31:34
my face over my phone and i went to pay00:31:37
and then when that happened00:31:38
i could have been pissed but i couldn't00:31:40
be like you know what00:31:42
i'm just never gonna go to that store00:31:43
again00:31:45
well it's just a lady working though00:31:46
just put the mask over your nose i'm not00:31:49
gonna put myself in a situation where i00:31:50
can get frustrated i didn't it was just00:31:52
for us00:31:53
is there interesting for apple pay00:31:56
but you already arguing with her right00:31:58
is that part of the problem i never said00:32:00
i was arguing so she was already telling00:32:02
you put your mask over your nose00:32:04
so she was at a heightened state of00:32:07
awareness frustration yeah but she also00:32:10
i don't know it was maybe you know what00:32:12
it was me00:32:13
i didn't see that energy around anybody00:32:14
else perfect time to use the black card00:32:16
i'm not going to do it00:32:18
it's not it's the nose card00:32:20
she saw your nose and she's some people00:32:22
are just like real sticklers for [ __ ]00:32:24
you know bridget fedesy no00:32:27
comic from l.a writer she told me she00:32:29
was walking on one side of the street00:32:30
there was a guy across the street on the00:32:33
sidewalk on the other side yelled at her00:32:35
put a mask on00:32:36
let me tell you something this argument00:32:38
i know it's for safety and everything i00:32:40
know it's for safety and what the lies00:32:42
we share and all that but for some00:32:44
people it's a perfect opportunity to be00:32:46
an [ __ ] exactly it's like and that's00:32:48
the like the fine line is like do you00:32:51
really care about this mass or you get00:32:52
to either it's discrimination against00:32:55
mass people00:32:56
and no no mass people it's just people00:32:58
have an opportunity to tell people what00:33:00
to do they get mad they do yeah they're00:33:01
like you want to hear to it then they00:33:03
get mad because you're not listening to00:33:04
the rules [ __ ] it right well that's why00:33:06
people are particularly upset at this00:33:07
gavin newsom [ __ ] because he's been the00:33:09
one telling us you can't have large00:33:11
gatherings for thanksgiving stay home00:33:13
social distance wear a mask in between00:33:16
bites of food right this guy's been00:33:18
saying all this [ __ ] and then he's doing00:33:19
now you go see him eating at a00:33:21
restaurant so does that mean do we00:33:22
believe everything's what you got00:33:24
so that's a perfect example of you know00:33:27
a lot of things are uh motivated through00:33:29
politics and looks00:33:31
you know i'm saying everything you see00:33:32
not what it's not really00:33:34
what you think it is so how much00:33:36
uh00:33:37
how much are you going to put into a00:33:38
person00:33:39
like what their thoughts00:33:41
yeah00:33:43
not much00:33:44
what kind of person wants to do that00:33:45
that's the problem what kind of person00:33:47
wants to be a governor00:33:49
they're not normal and you didn't care00:33:51
until the pandemic when the pandemic00:33:53
rolled around you realize oh the mayor00:33:55
matters00:33:56
it really matters who you know i think a00:33:58
lot of them like00:34:00
like have dreams of a certain amount of fame00:34:03
and want to be superstars yeah because00:34:05
even though you say you do it for the00:34:06
people you have to be likable or have00:34:09
some type of personality to connect with00:34:10
these people and you're cultivating your00:34:12
act they have an act too 100 they have00:34:15
an act that's different than our act our00:34:16
act is to make people laugh their act is00:34:18
to get people to think that they're the00:34:20
person who's got the solution there's00:34:21
our leader00:34:23
is to lie00:34:24
yes00:34:25
a hundred percent david you know what00:34:27
joe we're going through with all of this00:34:29
[ __ ] and even with this last election whoever00:34:32
you decided you liked appreciate00:34:33
whatever00:34:34
it was just so weird thing going on it00:34:37
was a weird thing going on and i was00:34:39
watching one of david goggins post and i00:34:42
have to say david gagas i've never seen00:34:44
nobody have worse feet than my feet oh00:34:46
his feet are broken down but00:34:49
he just got done running 240 miles i00:34:51
know he's going to defend that i was00:34:52
going to say the same thing joe00:34:54
i know you're going to say but what has00:34:55
he done with your his feet and what have00:34:56
you done with you so00:34:58
i know you were going to be like you00:35:00
know how many mountains those are00:35:02
[ __ ] rock blisters yeah legitimate i00:35:04
knew he was going to say that and that's00:35:05
the point i was going to make it there's00:35:07
a point i was going to make00:35:09
he said00:35:10
everybody uh yeah jesus christ look at00:35:13
those big toes yeah those look like00:35:14
crate like they've been through that is00:35:17
hilarious those that thing on the left00:35:19
he showed me that if you cut out like00:35:22
the right foot's big toe that right00:35:24
foot's big toe if you showed me a photo00:35:26
of that and didn't show me the rest of00:35:28
his foot i'd be like that's like a snail00:35:30
or something people would say if you do00:35:32
that people say that was my foot that's00:35:33
a mars or mars rock00:35:36
but like00:35:38
just00:35:39
zoom in on just the toe don't show me00:35:41
anything but is right toe that's a rock00:35:43
from mars that's that's not real00:35:46
but that's [ __ ]00:35:48
a lot of miles joe00:35:49
that's a brain of steel that man has a00:35:52
brain of steel that's a lot he he knows00:35:54
how to force himself to do [ __ ] that00:35:56
hurts00:35:57
that's what he was saying00:35:59
he said and then whatever it is he one00:36:01
thing about him he always has to remind00:36:03
you that he was a fat piece of [ __ ] yep00:36:06
it doesn't like that's got to be00:36:08
fat00:36:09
must be the number one motivated thing00:36:11
for that toe god damn so if you didn't00:36:15
see the rest of it you'd be like what is00:36:16
that oh that's a rock somewhere00:36:18
that's on another planet it's a00:36:20
satellite00:36:22
that's a satellite photo white people00:36:25
y'all groceries that's a satellite you00:36:27
want to see blood and plus come out of00:36:28
that [ __ ] i know you think like00:36:30
jamie go closer but the point he made00:36:33
son he said he said everybody i i used00:36:37
to be a fat piece of [ __ ] yeah he was00:36:38
300 pounds yeah with 300 when i was a00:36:40
piece of [ __ ] everybody's looking for i00:36:43
need to answer with this person i need00:36:44
the heirs that person but [ __ ] it why00:36:46
don't you be the answer for yourself00:36:48
yeah that's that's i know people like00:36:50
well that's easy to say but why00:36:52
not find the answers00:36:56
you need in life through yourself right00:36:58
and through what you do00:37:00
your hard work00:37:01
and impr and the type of person and type00:37:03
of human type of father you are that's00:37:05
why people like kim are so important00:37:06
because he'll tell you what people like00:37:08
him are so important because he'll tell00:37:10
you he used to have no discipline right00:37:12
so like look at him now this is not00:37:14
something he was really i gotta00:37:16
interrupt it's afraid he said this is00:37:17
because i was having coffee with dave00:37:19
today and then he said that about you00:37:22
because i was talking about uh i can't00:37:24
drink no [ __ ] with my antibiotics when i00:37:26
got shot and everything and then00:37:28
sometimes wait we talked about you and00:37:30
then and that's what he said he said i00:37:31
[ __ ] love and respect his discipline00:37:34
i do have some of that yeah but i'm lazy00:37:36
too man i force myself in all the stuff00:37:38
that i do yeah but you get challenged by00:37:40
something though something kicks you in00:37:42
the ass yeah well i don't00:37:44
i don't like falling00:37:46
i don't like00:37:48
not doing what i'm supposed to do so i00:37:50
forced myself to do what i'm supposed to00:37:51
do but it's never easy it's not easy you00:37:54
know it's like i always would think of00:37:56
disciplined people as being like uh00:37:58
there was no wavering they just got up00:38:01
and did it but that's the other thing00:38:02
goggins tells you you know sometimes00:38:03
i'll stare at my shoes for 3000:38:05
[ __ ] minutes before i put them00:38:06
[ __ ] on00:38:08
yeah cause you want to get rid of look00:38:10
at the dumb ugly ass00:38:11
goddamn son00:38:13
goddamn that's not what he's talking00:38:15
about though he's talking about00:38:19
i just i opened up my own store right00:38:21
and after i just saw david garga's feet00:38:23
you got to help me get that look at that00:38:24
[ __ ] i know we sold candles no son you00:38:27
don't know about that00:38:29
yo son00:38:30
that is joe put a little on your hand00:38:32
please put a little on your hand it00:38:33
smells good that [ __ ] is vegan it's all00:38:35
natural it's fire son hmm00:38:38
that's what he can watch what i say son00:38:41
watch what i say nice00:38:43
watch how long that [ __ ] lasts yo okay00:38:46
it feels good i know it sounds weird00:38:48
look at that [ __ ] smells good i just got00:38:50
this [ __ ]00:38:51
raw edge the ingredients are all on the00:38:54
back i know you don't got your glass you00:38:55
have to read it but it's like type of00:38:57
oils and coconuts i've never heard of in00:38:58
my life coconut coconut or google all00:39:01
the black nuts00:39:03
cbd son feel me i don't know what this00:39:05
stuff is00:39:06
we're not mongongo oil google it00:39:08
googling00:39:10
and mad rich plant butters good man yo00:39:14
you laughing son00:39:15
you're laughing but that [ __ ] is fire00:39:18
son00:39:19
i'm just laughing erica do put that [ __ ]00:39:21
on right i love it eric about do put00:39:23
that shirt no that's you son oh thank00:39:24
you listen every eric about badu put00:39:27
that on son00:39:28
and she started rubbing herself real00:39:30
real slow she hadn't been on a big00:39:31
pandemic in a while and she was like um00:39:34
she was like is it edible00:39:36
wow00:39:37
she really high00:39:40
are you disrespecting my product or you00:39:41
know if i was thinking about taking00:39:43
cream and eating it i'd probably have to00:39:45
be pretty high00:39:46
um certain people react to things00:39:48
differently joe it does smell like food00:39:49
though it smells like a delicious but00:39:51
wait but wait to it's like it's like00:39:53
food00:39:54
it's like food for your your but your00:39:57
body is eating right now00:39:59
and 100 milligrams of cbd00:40:02
yup00:40:03
look at that mango oil there it is right00:40:05
there00:40:06
cocoa butter we got all the nuts look at00:40:08
this when did you start this business00:40:10
how long i started i've been working on00:40:11
the formula for two years scroll down00:40:13
look at that00:40:15
i know that's my why does it say too00:40:16
classy00:40:18
because that's fulfilling ashy to classy00:40:21
that's the feeling you have look at that00:40:22
i like the sparkle the thing about it00:40:24
joe00:40:25
i've been ashy my whole life right you00:40:28
know that everybody know it and for00:40:29
years people like you should do lotion00:40:31
you should do lotion i'm like man it's00:40:32
it's kind of corny i mean it could be a00:40:35
the novelty b could be funny yo she00:40:37
larry got his own lotion and i was like00:40:40
[ __ ] that [ __ ] then i met with this00:40:42
young lady and she's like a chemist when00:40:45
it comes to this lotion [ __ ] and we00:40:46
started working on it and then when i00:40:48
when i finally00:40:49
tried what was the end product i was00:40:52
like this [ __ ] really work like it00:40:54
really works and it's good it sounds00:40:55
like it's good for your muscles too if00:40:56
it's because it's good for everything00:40:58
your hands are going to thank me later i00:41:00
believe it what is the name of the00:41:01
website00:41:02
donald rawlings that's where you can get00:41:03
it00:41:04
okay00:41:10
this is one thing that came out of this00:41:12
not just for me joe for a lot of people00:41:15
think about this a person that makes00:41:18
their money on the road a road a real00:41:20
road coming this happened to me00:41:23
95 percent of the money that i make is00:41:25
on the road00:41:26
95 of the shows i had00:41:29
are done00:41:30
so only thing i have from what i usually00:41:32
make is that five percent and i didn't00:41:34
enough for [ __ ] right and even though00:41:36
you could have some money stacked up or00:41:38
whatever you still gotta you gotta ask00:41:40
yourself what the [ __ ] is gonna be the00:41:41
pivot i don't think the pivot's gonna00:41:43
come for a long time either in terms of00:41:45
us being able to get back to work no no00:41:46
no we about to go next summer next00:41:49
summer you think00:41:50
joe00:41:51
donnell00:41:53
i'm not trying to say i don't believe in00:41:54
corona right now but we00:41:57
are on the track00:41:59
of00:42:00
not just deadness [ __ ] but being able to00:42:02
have it under control we're about to get00:42:04
to the point where people are going to00:42:06
uh have more social security you know00:42:08
what i'm saying just think about think00:42:10
about the progress we made in a year00:42:12
from when this [ __ ] first happened you00:42:13
take a corona test you had to wait like00:42:15
seven days right think about it when we00:42:17
first went first hit we had like oh my00:42:19
god it was so scary so scary and then00:42:21
all these ventilators ventilates00:42:23
ventilators but if you know now since00:42:24
when the pandemic started yeah we still00:42:26
losing people but you don't hear that00:42:27
ventilator talk too much no more well00:42:29
ventilators are actually a bad idea now00:42:31
they realize my point you know what i'm00:42:32
saying i figured out a lot00:42:34
i did a whole podcast yesterday on covid00:42:37
with uh nicholas christakis from yale00:42:39
cover [ __ ] he believes that00:42:42
is a real problem yeah for sure you00:42:44
don't i believe it but i believe it's00:42:45
controlled controllable it is00:42:47
controllable um i think there's it's a00:42:50
multi-faceted problem and i think we're00:42:52
only handling one aspect of it which is00:42:54
keep people from working keep people00:42:56
home keep people away from people no you00:42:58
can't do you're treating people like00:43:00
their children you got this is what you00:43:01
got to do you got to let them go outside00:43:02
that's what you got to do00:43:04
we're going to have more creative ways00:43:06
to make money like yeah think about the00:43:07
comedy scene when we thought like the00:43:09
only place to tell jokes was on the00:43:11
stage00:43:12
and i was i had some resentment towards00:43:14
some of those00:43:15
outdoor events the parking lot [ __ ]00:43:17
first time i saw one of those parking00:43:19
lot shows with horns i was like never00:43:21
give a heckler an instrument to [ __ ]00:43:23
your show00:43:26
like there's no way i'm gonna these00:43:27
[ __ ] don't like me there's no00:43:29
way i'm gonna be00:43:31
yeah but people are happy to be out man00:43:33
it's a different experience that's00:43:35
and then the point i always make is like00:43:39
you you could suppress people you can00:43:41
call them down for a certain amount of00:43:42
time period time but after a while00:43:44
you're gonna have to figure something out my point i was gonna make something00:43:46
they're only looking at one side of it00:43:48
they're not looking at telling people00:43:49
how to be healthy there's no talk about00:43:51
that [ __ ] yes [ __ ] that's what's up00:43:54
right son00:43:55
you're a strong [ __ ] all your00:43:58
[ __ ] are strong jamie might be the00:43:59
least strong out of everybody excuse me00:44:01
stop just saying like00:44:04
man jamie i'm not saying you not strong00:44:06
son i know that's what you just said00:44:08
though yeah but you're completely like00:44:10
tony00:44:11
i'm just saying yeah okay or red band oh00:44:13
yeah i didn't forget about it yeah you00:44:15
listen he's got a oh yeah00:44:18
he's got a deadly three-pointer and he00:44:19
runs like jamie's in shape that's black00:44:22
shape that's possible that's black00:44:23
people's shape he does pull ups that's00:44:25
black people shape run play basketball00:44:27
and pull ups and push ups you do like00:44:29
the jail work outside jamie's actually00:44:31
in good shape i know i believe i'm sorry00:44:32
james i didn't mean to offend you i get00:44:34
it he's back00:44:47
dude it's impressive like rain man [ __ ]00:44:50
no no no you can't dunk working on that00:44:52
[ __ ]00:44:53
he's hitting three-pointer after00:44:54
three-pointer like rain man there's00:44:56
something weird about him00:44:57
like he's got like he might he might00:44:59
have a wire crossed in his brain i00:45:00
didn't know you was nice what i'm saying00:45:02
is00:45:03
to go back to your point joe00:45:05
is everybody's talking about the end of00:45:08
corona00:45:09
like don lemon man00:45:11
don lemon man00:45:12
ah00:45:13
dawn limit00:45:15
so four years for four years straight he00:45:18
complained00:45:19
he was mad at donald trump for four00:45:20
[ __ ] years yeah four years and i was00:45:24
like man if donald trump wins his00:45:25
election don lemon is gonna jump off the00:45:28
cnn building do you remember all their00:45:30
faces when he won last time when they00:45:32
won in 2016 they were all so depressed00:45:34
yeah tapper and all those people on tv00:45:37
just like [ __ ] i can't believe00:45:39
this yeah but here's the thing joe i'm00:45:41
like00:45:42
i don't think you're supposed to do that00:45:44
if you're doing the news you're doing00:45:46
commentary you can do that i think if00:45:48
you're doing the news you're supposed to00:45:49
say the news joe let us figure it out00:45:51
joe donald joe00:45:53
that's why i do subscribe to notion that00:45:56
fake news like to be honest it's all00:45:58
fake00:45:59
it's00:46:00
all of them are fake00:46:02
it's all fake and this is what i did00:46:04
what i keep on telling people is like00:46:06
how i know you're upset but when you're00:46:09
like you you're00:46:12
it's all personal00:46:14
like everything history to the heart00:46:16
like well that's where it gets weird00:46:18
those two guys chris cuomo and don lemon00:46:21
both of them they do this editorializing00:46:24
and this like it's it's almost like00:46:26
they're doing a podcast and their00:46:28
opinion is all in it and their opinions00:46:29
in it but it's also it's on the other00:46:31
side too but it's scripted yeah and00:46:33
they're doing it on a news channel00:46:35
there's a lot going on there but that's00:46:37
why if you don't here's another thing00:46:39
about the media if you didn't understand00:46:41
whatever party you agree with whatever00:46:43
that if you don't understand00:46:46
how00:46:47
easy it is to manipulate the media joke00:46:50
it is so00:46:52
so simple to manipulate the media to00:46:55
manipulate the media and the people to00:46:56
listen to it well that's what manipulate00:46:58
people what do you mean by manipulate00:47:01
the media but like you could create00:47:03
stories00:47:04
you could create stories you could make00:47:06
things happen00:47:08
i got shot [ __ ] i see i got shot my00:47:11
[ __ ] thumb that's what i heard00:47:12
and a lot of people00:47:14
don't believe me well i believe you00:47:16
i don't believe that you believe me00:47:18
[Laughter]00:47:19
that's what i believe [ __ ]00:47:21
that's not convincing but the point i'm00:47:23
making is00:47:24
like when i got when i first got shot00:47:26
joe00:47:27
i posted on instagram i didn't want to00:47:29
post an instagram because i know that i00:47:31
didn't want to get no war in the streets00:47:33
going on people like going out looking00:47:34
for the person who shot me my thumb so i00:47:36
kept it to myself it didn't really bring00:47:38
it to me people's attention i posted one00:47:40
picture of me in the hospital00:47:41
everybody's like you okay you okay00:47:43
they don't know how what i got shot for00:47:46
but they're just they instantly got00:47:48
connected to that story did you ever00:47:50
think of not posting it00:47:54
i did00:47:56
what made you decide to post it00:47:58
the world needs to know the world need00:48:00
to know some of the gigs i had to00:48:01
postpone when i was00:48:03
locker shot up not locked up and you00:48:05
know what i'm saying it's like yeah i00:48:06
wasn't ready to share to the world then00:48:08
i didn't know how my friends were going00:48:10
to take it okay then i wanted to be00:48:11
transparent to be honest i let them know00:48:13
i got shot that's what i did00:48:15
you know00:48:17
i see you feel like you still don't00:48:19
believe me i do believe you00:48:21
i think you're just looking for a very00:48:22
specific reaction from me00:48:24
i gave that up a long time ago00:48:26
i gave up i was like whatever that was00:48:28
what made me nervous the first time i00:48:30
came up like what the [ __ ] do i say say00:48:32
what you say [ __ ] don't try to all00:48:34
right i'm here you are here but00:48:38
are you thinking about bailing out la00:48:39
yet00:48:41
um i think so yeah a lot of people are00:48:44
the reason00:48:46
that we've started feeling um00:48:52
when we don't00:48:53
well you don't really need hollywood00:48:55
like that00:48:56
you know i don't think anybody needs it00:48:57
anymore some people thought they did00:48:59
you're right some people thought they00:49:00
did they thought it was like you had to00:49:01
be here every night i thought i needed00:49:03
to be there for a long time and then00:49:05
once00:49:06
what happened this situation00:49:08
then you realize oh what can i do you00:49:09
like wait a minute00:49:11
i really can make my own community yes i00:49:15
can make my own community not only that00:49:17
you get connected to all the other00:49:18
communities like and all the other00:49:20
podcasts we all help each other we're00:49:22
all together i will say one with one00:49:24
thing white people do00:49:26
when it comes to podcast they support00:49:28
each other yeah we support each other00:49:29
but you know what man that's a new thing00:49:31
because in radio it was the opposite00:49:33
when they had radio they'd attack each00:49:34
other like i remember opium anthony was00:49:36
always at war with howard stern and you00:49:38
know jay leno was always at war with uh00:49:40
all the other late-night talk show hosts00:49:42
and but did you think that that made00:49:43
people engaged do you think that made00:49:45
people engage with their platforms no no00:49:47
no they were just they were just scared00:49:49
because they only had a like00:49:51
back in the day when you were on00:49:52
television or the radio you had a very00:49:54
specific time slot you had 6 a.m day00:49:56
party to 10 a.m right00:49:58
and other people are also00:50:00
on at 6 00 a.m to 10 a.m and no one's00:50:02
recording anything so you have to listen00:50:03
to it live00:50:05
television i was a part of that i don't00:50:06
know if you i was a part of when hot 9700:50:10
was the biggest in urban radio new york00:50:12
was the biggest and then i was i was00:50:14
doing radio when00:50:15
power 105 came and became a competitor00:50:18
they had no competition at first00:50:20
you know it was just them then they got00:50:22
challenged and that would that's what00:50:24
made for interesting00:50:26
interesting [ __ ] between both of them is00:50:28
like yeah we talk [ __ ] about00:50:30
97.1 97.5 then 105 then you start00:50:34
listening to both of them to see what00:50:35
[ __ ] they're talking you could do that00:50:37
if you're them or you could listen and00:50:40
if you'd like it tell people it's good00:50:42
that's what podcasters do like if i'm00:50:44
listening to your show i'll tell people00:50:46
donald rawlings shows hilarious or00:50:48
listen to this guy or listen to her00:50:49
listen to what i'll tell people people i00:50:51
don't even [ __ ] know man i tell00:50:53
people about podcasts that i listen to00:50:55
from npr or uh [ __ ] radio lab what i00:50:59
always tell people because i'm00:51:01
interested in cool [ __ ] i wanna know00:51:03
about cool [ __ ] and if i find cool [ __ ]00:51:05
i wanna tell other people about cool00:51:06
[ __ ] that's cool but they they're00:51:08
worried about if they talk about00:51:11
something else it's going to take00:51:12
opinions it's going to take attention00:51:13
away from them that's what's called00:51:15
famine thinking you can never00:51:17
famine famine famine feast or famine i'm00:51:20
a feast thinker i always think there's00:51:21
enough for everybody everybody come00:51:23
aboard i want everybody to be happy i00:51:25
want everybody to make money i want00:51:27
everybody to be famous i want everybody00:51:28
to be happy i want them to be fulfilled00:51:31
i don't want to be the man that that00:51:34
idea of being the man is to me is00:51:35
ridiculous that's your idea but on the00:51:37
outside when you do stuff like that for00:51:39
some people in their perception of you00:51:41
that's what makes00:51:42
you demand that's what makes you if you00:51:45
able to inspire and motivate that's what00:51:47
makes you demand that you know you say00:51:48
you know well i'm happy if that's the00:51:50
case that people think that way but i00:51:52
know it i'm in a position to be generous00:51:54
so they know it they even hold it00:51:55
against you too it feels good to be00:51:57
generous but they hold it against me who00:51:59
hears it against me people that don't00:52:00
like me they hold it against you that i00:52:02
have that i have you on no people that00:52:04
don't like me they'll say they hold it00:52:06
against me because you did like you oh00:52:08
because like there is a podcast00:52:13
jamie00:52:15
jamie is that what he talked about no00:52:18
what are you talking about no they'll00:52:19
tell you don't like you don't know you00:52:21
yeah but like some people00:52:24
they told me they wasn't going to like00:52:25
you anymore because you liked me good00:52:27
luck if that's what they said you are00:52:29
they said they wasn't going to like you00:52:30
because you didn't but that's ridiculous00:52:32
anybody who thinks like that is out of00:52:33
their [ __ ] mind they was like normal00:52:34
they were saying [ __ ] like this and i00:52:36
don't read the comments joe they were00:52:37
saying [ __ ] like this00:52:39
this [ __ ] like well joe was right up to00:52:41
this point00:52:44
yo they like you had a track record like00:52:46
yeah i believed everything said until he00:52:48
got loudmouth up there here's the thing00:52:50
i don't think anybody will ever00:52:51
understand the camaraderie that we all00:52:53
have right comics have00:52:55
it's a different world but the podcast00:52:57
world is totally different y'all00:52:58
[ __ ] yo y'all [ __ ]00:53:00
it's just like00:53:01
but man the podcast world is so [ __ ]00:53:04
dope and the podcast world was ready for00:53:07
the pandemic yeah the podcast people was00:53:09
like this what pandemic i get to spend00:53:11
more time with my kids i get more time00:53:13
with my kids00:53:14
and you get to spend more time doing00:53:15
podcasts because everybody's free even00:53:18
if you have to do those stupid zoom00:53:19
podcasts you're still spending more time00:53:21
doing podcasts yeah but it's like00:53:24
you figured out like they knew it was00:53:25
going to happen before it [ __ ]00:53:26
happened i came in write it to her i00:53:29
think i came in right at the right time00:53:31
i don't think they knew it was going to00:53:33
happen before it happened but i think00:53:34
they got lucky00:53:36
they got lucky that they were look man00:53:38
back when i was uh just dependent upon00:53:40
hollywood and giggs i'd be [ __ ] right00:53:42
now i'd have no income coming in but you00:53:45
saw the future too son you tried i said00:53:47
this to you before00:53:49
like when you hear like joe roger you00:53:50
hear about this spotify deal and you00:53:52
hear about all this type of [ __ ] blah00:53:53
blah blah blah blah00:53:55
and then you what00:53:57
you don't understand like i said joe00:53:58
everybody wants to be you right now but00:54:00
nobody wants to be you when people were00:54:03
saying no and equipment was breaking00:54:04
down and we didn't know if we was going00:54:06
to do it00:54:07
you know thing is i never i didn't think00:54:09
about it that way i didn't think like i00:54:10
know this is going to blow up i thought00:54:12
i like doing this i'm going to keep00:54:14
doing it so you just continue to have00:54:15
fun i just do what i like right00:54:18
all the [ __ ] that i do if you think00:54:19
about it i just do what i like whether00:54:21
it's stand-up comedy or whether it's ufc00:54:23
commentary or whether it's doing a00:54:25
podcast i do what i like i do what i00:54:27
like i don't think oh if i do this it's00:54:29
going to be huge i just do what i like00:54:31
that's the most empowering thing that is00:54:34
so hard that's the most empowering thing00:54:36
that is so hard for people to feel00:54:38
comfortable enough to do it it's what00:54:40
they're like because the tournament00:54:42
turning into well this [ __ ] says00:54:43
[ __ ] [ __ ] all the time you know what00:54:45
i'm saying they haven't figured out a00:54:46
way to get a w-9 or anything for it you00:54:48
know get they get nervous about the00:54:50
future too you gotta you gotta have00:54:52
enough confidence in yourself to take00:54:54
chances do you think00:54:58
that00:55:00
there are a lot of [ __ ] out here00:55:01
there's a lot of posters is our country00:55:03
[ __ ] our country has a lot of [ __ ] in00:55:05
it because it's too easy to get by and00:55:08
it's human nature to become soft when00:55:11
when things are easy and when you're in00:55:14
any sign of any kind of struggle00:55:15
whatsoever that's when the real [ __ ]00:55:17
emerge because they can't00:55:24
because they fall apart00:55:26
any adversity at all anything but this00:55:29
is beyond that now because it's not00:55:31
beyond that now joe the reason was be on00:55:33
that this is the thing that this is00:55:34
a personality trait or just as a side of00:55:38
not to say that um i'm a fan of donald00:55:40
trump or anything but it was certain00:55:42
things that i could understand where the00:55:44
thought comes from but how you00:55:45
articulate to people is all [ __ ] up00:55:47
the way he articulated to people00:55:49
is it's like certainly terrible certain00:55:51
people need filters certain people need00:55:53
like kanye west needs interpreter you00:55:55
know what he needed he needed a coach00:55:56
because someone coached him for that00:55:58
second biden debate right if you watch00:55:59
that second biden debate he was calm and00:56:02
cool let biden work himself up and00:56:04
stammer and lie about [ __ ]00:56:06
and he treat he had still attacked him00:56:08
but he attacked him in a different way00:56:09
the first time he did it he was00:56:10
obnoxious he kept talking over him he00:56:13
didn't let him talk he was ridiculous00:56:15
everybody wanted to shut his mic off but00:56:17
then someone must have coached him for00:56:19
this or he realized himself man i'm00:56:20
gonna take a different approach i'm00:56:22
gonna tell you something the difference00:56:23
i'm gonna tell you something different00:56:25
whatever numbers you say the loser of00:56:28
this election still won00:56:30
breaking the record00:56:31
i know he's not crazy second place still00:56:33
was00:56:34
second place would be first place00:56:36
any other time in history it would have00:56:37
[ __ ] on everything that's nuts it00:56:39
shows everybody realize it's important00:56:41
to find when you when you realize that a00:56:42
guy like donald trump can become00:56:44
president you realize oh my god it's00:56:45
actually important to vote00:56:47
yo bro00:56:48
you know it has to until you see those00:56:51
numbers yo it was like00:56:54
it was crazy it was like00:56:56
certain places separated by five00:56:59
thousand votes i know ten thousand votes00:57:01
yeah it's tight00:57:03
and you could say you could make00:57:04
anything you can make an argument you00:57:05
could it went either way here's a00:57:07
situation man00:57:10
donald trump00:57:13
let it00:57:14
be known00:57:16
that00:57:18
he didn't give a [ __ ] about anybody but00:57:21
his base00:57:22
yeah pretty much that's it and i'm not00:57:25
saying if it's a numbers game understand00:57:28
that like there's a certain amount of00:57:30
people to help you will help you get00:57:31
elected00:57:32
there's a certain amount of people00:57:34
that's why you have strategists and [ __ ]00:57:35
they'll be like if we do this we get00:57:37
these robocalls here and everything you00:57:39
know it's a science to that there's00:57:40
certain people that can help you get00:57:42
there00:57:43
well if he00:57:45
but he never made no like if he softened00:57:48
his approach up i think the base would00:57:50
not have appreciated it the numbers it's00:57:53
like love him or hate him it's very00:57:55
polarized and for to hate him works for00:57:57
right for a situation whereas biden i00:57:58
don't think people love biden something00:58:00
has to be i don't think they dislike it00:58:02
but they hate trump the people that00:58:04
voted for biden hate trump00:58:07
most of them or just feel like we just00:58:08
can't do this anymore that's the people00:58:10
that vote voted for biden hate trump but00:58:13
they're not excited about him the way00:58:15
they're excited about obama or excited00:58:16
about clinton or excited about a million00:58:20
other presidents in the past not a00:58:21
million yeah but for the most part every00:58:23
time it switches over it's because00:58:24
somebody goes totally opposite of what00:58:26
was going on00:58:27
yeah there's a little bit of that but00:58:29
it's it's usually [ __ ] you know it's00:58:31
[ __ ] man but i'm like man these old00:58:34
stories these old stories that they're00:58:35
repeating over and over again biden is00:58:37
filling up his cabinet with all these00:58:39
billionaire uh hedge fund people's uh00:58:42
like00:58:43
not hedge fund people do you think by00:58:44
the environment like the the guy that is00:58:47
involved in an environmental he just00:58:49
just hired some guy the people were00:58:51
upset about i don't know what color is i00:58:53
was reading about the important00:58:55
environmental advisor that's important00:58:57
to me because he that's important work00:58:59
for a [ __ ] oil company the black part00:59:01
is important to me an environmental00:59:03
advisor was taking money from fossil00:59:06
fuel companies they're like hey hey hey00:59:07
hey hey hey hey this guy has ties to00:59:10
fossil fuels and you're doing something00:59:12
with him that involves the environment00:59:14
there could be a conflict of interest00:59:15
that's what i'm saying yeah if he's a00:59:17
black guy okay yeah i could find that00:59:19
we'll find out right now i bet they00:59:21
probably00:59:22
listen this is i i think they're00:59:23
probably going to hire a lot of00:59:24
republicans that's what they did they00:59:26
already started black guys they're gonna00:59:28
they're gonna hire a lot of people that00:59:29
want to uh listen and in their defense00:59:32
they probably think some radical uh00:59:35
things need to be done to kick start the00:59:37
the economy right now00:59:39
i agree but i don't know how they're00:59:41
gonna be able to work together00:59:42
i think they're all dirty bro they all00:59:44
work together here he goes uh biden just00:59:46
appointed his climax00:59:48
man yes told you son it's a fossil fuel00:59:51
industry ally00:59:53
black yeah there he is black look at00:59:56
black as [ __ ]00:59:58
that's all i need joe there you go he uh01:00:00
raked in big money from fossil fuel01:00:03
industry while waiting to help oil and01:00:06
gas come or voting rather to help oil01:00:08
and gas companies look how he's greeting01:00:10
him is different look he's it's like01:00:11
knuckles hey fella my [ __ ]01:00:13
there's a video of um01:00:16
lindsey graham and uh kamala harris fist01:00:19
bumping each other it's adorable01:00:21
commoner reaching across the aisle that01:00:23
that was a good move he's walking by01:00:24
fist bumps well she's the only good move01:00:26
she's strong you know she was a district01:00:29
attorney she got some questionable01:00:30
arrests on her01:00:32
there's some [ __ ] that she did01:00:33
imprisoning people and keeping them in01:00:35
prison to use them as to fight wildfires01:00:37
and [ __ ] but i uh in my community i've01:00:41
heard people talk about her and01:00:42
everything like wonder what she01:00:44
uh you you have trust in her you believe01:00:46
in her01:00:47
what i did believe in was when she got01:00:50
elected to be the first01:00:52
female vice president first black like01:00:55
president within a couple of days the01:00:57
commercials i've seen on different urban01:01:00
platforms or just period it's been you01:01:02
see a little black girl01:01:04
right looking up to something mm-hmm you01:01:06
know we see that shadow with her01:01:08
standing there and little black girls in01:01:09
the shadow black girls in shadow but the01:01:11
little girls are just showing it's like01:01:13
this01:01:14
they feel yeah they feel black girl joy01:01:16
they see something01:01:18
that's she also you know she didn't i01:01:20
know she put me just but she didn't do01:01:22
just bad things she did a lot of good01:01:24
things she she prosecuted a lot of child01:01:27
sex predators a lot of pieces of [ __ ] a01:01:29
lot of bad people she wasn't just01:01:32
situations where people should have been01:01:34
let out of jail weren't but there's also01:01:36
like this is the thing that we have to01:01:37
realize when it comes to district01:01:38
attorneys and just attorneys and01:01:40
prosecutors and defense attorneys in01:01:41
general they're trying to win a game and01:01:43
it gets dirty when i tell you what01:01:44
they're trying to process people01:01:46
you haven't yet but you i'm sure you01:01:48
will sorry but when someone you're01:01:49
trying to drive a few people or defend01:01:51
people the people defend people they01:01:53
know are [ __ ] guilty and they'll keep01:01:55
[ __ ] from the prosecution even though01:01:58
they know they're defending a guilty01:02:00
person they do it all the time so people01:02:01
prosecute people that they're not sure01:02:04
are guilty and they'll pretend they're01:02:06
sure that that person's guilty because01:02:07
they want to win and they'll withhold01:02:09
information that could potentially01:02:11
exonerate that person because they're01:02:13
playing a game when you let people play01:02:15
a game anytime you let people play game01:02:17
and someone's trying to win they cheat01:02:19
they try to figure out a way to do01:02:20
better than you with with influence by01:02:24
withholding things by holding things01:02:26
back they know this judge they're tight01:02:27
with this lawyer right they try to win a01:02:29
game you've made it a game so you got a01:02:31
prosecutor and you got a defense01:02:33
attorney so you got two competing forces01:02:35
you're always going to have lies 10001:02:37
because people play games so that was01:02:40
the business she's in her saying01:02:43
business01:02:44
that's her business that's her business01:02:46
and they are a business of words like01:02:48
you're saying there's no first there's01:02:50
some laws how do i win particularly laws01:02:53
but laws are the word how do i win with01:02:55
these words right here right no matter01:02:57
what you think how do i win with this01:02:59
come on kamala you know that's not right01:03:01
we're not talking about right01:03:03
we're talking about what we could prove01:03:05
and that's what lord's all about right01:03:07
well that is if you are a defense01:03:09
attorney that's your job is to protect01:03:11
somebody um and try to get them off even01:03:14
if they might be guilty and if you're a01:03:15
prosecutor your job is to prosecute01:03:17
somebody you're not your job is not to01:03:18
go hey we might be wrong your job is not01:03:20
to go hey let's look but the shady [ __ ]01:03:23
is when you don't play by the rules and01:03:25
you withhold information or uh or01:03:28
withhold evidence and people have done01:03:30
that in the past and that's when things01:03:31
get real squirrelly because like okay01:03:32
now you're not playing the game you're01:03:35
using your unfair advantage but01:03:36
nothing's surprising01:03:38
no no it doesn't surprise me but what01:03:40
i'm saying is it doesn't make a person01:03:41
all bad right she's not all bad like01:03:43
she's done a lot of very good things and01:03:45
i read an article about all the01:03:46
different things she did including the01:03:48
different things that she did that a lot01:03:50
of people thought were bad like01:03:52
moms threatening moms with uh they would01:03:55
go to jail if their son was truant but01:03:57
it turns out no one ever went to jail it01:03:59
was a threat and obviously it's01:04:00
terrifying to be a single mom and think01:04:02
you might get put in jail because your01:04:03
son is just running around and doesn't01:04:05
show up at school because you work two01:04:07
jobs trying to put food on the table but01:04:08
nobody ever actually did get arrested01:04:10
and got wanted yeah because it's gonna01:04:12
be too hard to prove that [ __ ] man and01:04:13
some people and in some cases some01:04:15
people01:04:16
aren't i don't know if this was case01:04:18
some people are too lazy in certain01:04:19
situations too well i'm saying it's it's01:04:21
not a good idea to threaten a mother01:04:24
because she's a single mom trying to get01:04:26
by and her son is not going to school01:04:27
it's not good to threaten her with jail01:04:29
time but sometimes people stop to make01:04:31
decisions yeah sometimes people make01:04:33
decisions like drastic decisions like01:04:35
that01:04:36
and maybe at the time they had a01:04:38
perspective that's different than the01:04:39
perspective that they have now it's01:04:40
called evolution i want everybody to01:04:43
have look i want them to have a clean01:04:45
slate biden harrison in there now i01:04:47
think clean slate forget about but let's01:04:50
see what's going to see what they can do01:04:51
the best thing to see the people they01:04:52
put into office all the the cabinet01:04:54
let's give them a chance we want them to01:04:56
do well this is what was so [ __ ] up01:04:58
about trump being in office so many01:05:00
people wanted him to do well exactly so01:05:02
many people hated him they really would01:05:04
rather the country do bad under him01:05:06
because if the country was killing it01:05:08
unto him he's like look it's killing it01:05:09
i'm the best i told you that everybody's01:05:11
like [ __ ] right at least01:05:14
maybe please even trump supporters go01:05:17
into this one with a different attitude01:05:19
let's let's all together say we want the01:05:22
best for america what's it what's done01:05:25
is done the election's over maybe you01:05:27
were a tulsi gabbard fan like myself01:05:28
maybe you like bernie sanders like01:05:30
myself but maybe you like [ __ ] gosh01:05:34
i love yang gang i love andrew yang he's01:05:36
a he's an awesome guy i love a lot of01:05:38
his ideas01:05:39
but for now01:05:41
we know where it is it's biden and01:05:43
harris let's go but some [ __ ] man01:05:46
[ __ ] trump trump trump or you got01:05:47
different level trumpers well there's a01:05:49
lot of people that think they're so mad01:05:50
as a [ __ ] that don't want to01:05:52
hear [ __ ] son part of the problem is01:05:54
he's telling them that it's a rigged01:05:55
election he's telling him that's what's01:05:57
so effective01:05:58
but part of the problem is all elections01:06:01
have some corruption they just [ __ ]01:06:04
do they've been around for that enough01:06:06
for you to say [ __ ] when you leaving01:06:07
[ __ ] i don't think there's did he keep01:06:10
his secrets and [ __ ] joe well01:06:13
mike baker who used to be in the cia was01:06:15
on mike baker are you a baker01:06:17
his name is mike baker01:06:18
he was in the cia and he came on the01:06:21
podcast recently he was telling me that01:06:23
even if they did01:06:24
overturn it even if they did rather uh01:06:27
like find corruption the amount of votes01:06:30
you're talking about in most these01:06:31
states it's not enough it's not enough01:06:33
not nearly enough but it would have to01:06:34
be crazy corruption yeah like he's01:06:36
talking these people talking about five01:06:37
or six people bro yeah and that's the01:06:39
petty [ __ ] no no it's not five or six01:06:41
people they man01:06:42
they've got them01:06:43
i think they uncovered they uncovered01:06:46
two different things today in i want to say01:06:49
it's michigan where they found uh a01:06:51
memory card that had01:06:54
more votes for trump than biden but it01:06:56
still it was close it was like 1 000 for01:06:59
biden and one thousand a few hundred for01:07:01
trump like four or five hundred for01:07:03
trump where'd he get the memory card01:07:04
from son i do not know come on joe i01:07:06
think there's a lot of [ __ ] gonna show01:07:08
them you could have brought up any01:07:09
memory card01:07:10
so a [ __ ] is gonna get everyone01:07:12
who's counting votes got the memory card01:07:15
from the machines who told you that01:07:16
story this is in the news01:07:18
which news outlet it was in three or01:07:20
four different ones and they all say the01:07:21
same thing well they all said that there01:07:23
was a memory card that was discovered01:07:26
and they showed the counts in the memory01:07:28
card but they've also found like other01:07:30
ballots that didn't get counted yet01:07:32
there's just a lot of disarray you're01:07:33
dealing with human beings that are01:07:35
counting millions of millions millions01:07:38
and they're counting a lot of them just01:07:40
paper they're getting mail and they're01:07:41
opening it up and they have to find out01:07:43
what i didn't understand that's what i01:07:44
understand joe this was so funny it kind01:07:46
of like backfired01:07:48
right01:07:49
that the mailing votes is what killed01:07:51
trump that's what they're saying yeah01:07:52
for the most part01:07:54
and the funny thing about it trump has01:07:55
the type of following that he literally01:07:57
could tell him to do anything they're01:07:58
going to do it he told [ __ ] not01:08:01
to mail in yeah but he wanted to make a01:08:04
point coming in in person well this is01:08:06
how do you make that joke answer this01:08:07
question how do you make that point i01:08:09
understand making that point when you're01:08:10
not in the middle of a [ __ ] pandemic01:08:12
yeah you know what i'm saying like that01:08:14
that would have been a great argument in01:08:16
16. especially for old folks right01:08:18
for anybody that wants to participate01:08:21
but the only thing that would stop them01:08:23
is if they're going to go outside and01:08:24
risk their lives right so you're not01:08:26
thinking to give that person an01:08:28
opportunity to be a part of it yeah and01:08:30
that's the part that kind of [ __ ] it01:08:31
up well i don't know if he he definitely01:08:33
wanted people to vote in person but did01:08:35
he ever encourage people to vote by mail01:08:37
as well or was it no he was always01:08:38
saying that mail was going to get a01:08:40
fraud son right this whole [ __ ] was01:08:42
crowded i'm like [ __ ] duck somebody01:08:45
secret service break the secret tell01:08:47
this [ __ ]01:08:49
yo somebody tell this [ __ ] that01:08:51
the corona is out here01:08:53
he caught it he knows it was out there01:08:55
this [ __ ] caught it yeah right and gave01:08:57
all the secret service it give away01:09:00
secret service can't say nothing because01:09:01
they see your service they got to keep01:09:03
it a secret i'm sure they're young and01:09:05
healthy too they probably shook it off01:09:06
pretty easy decided people don't know01:09:08
they probably got the same medicine he01:09:09
got you know01:09:10
the medicine is probably a lot of that01:09:12
medicine is called your immune system01:09:13
being up to par as much as like01:09:15
everybody's talking about this [ __ ] it's01:09:16
the lazy route no one wants to say just01:09:18
a little bit of that but they also gave01:09:20
him a bunch of experimental [ __ ] they01:09:21
gave him these uh this antibiotic01:09:23
antibody uh blood transfusion medication01:09:27
they gave him uh what was it called01:09:28
regeneron is that what it's called jamie01:09:31
they gave him uh some other uh01:09:34
i don't know if it's experimental or if01:09:36
it's like recent recently been released01:09:39
they gave him that that medication they01:09:41
gave him a steroid they gave him uh a01:09:43
bunch of different things all at once so01:09:45
he got a cocktail [ __ ] that made him01:09:47
feel great i was giving a slave not only01:09:48
that how much is that cocktail that's01:09:51
not no easy cocktail it's not cheap01:09:54
and uh he wants that to be able to be01:09:56
given to everybody but i don't know if01:09:58
that's feasible at the moment01:10:00
to make01:10:02
well it's not just to make the money01:10:03
just to make the doses like say if they01:10:05
have all that medication and all the the01:10:08
all that uh blood antibody medication01:10:10
and all this different stuff they're01:10:11
gonna give him the steroids01:10:13
to make that for 300 million people01:10:16
that's so many people so if everybody01:10:18
gets sick you have a dose if we have one01:10:21
dose for every human being in this01:10:23
country01:10:24
even if you have one dose for half you01:10:25
can get it done if your money is right01:10:27
you would need 300 million vials of this01:10:30
[ __ ] that's so much you're not going to01:10:33
need all of those and probably more than01:10:34
that because they wouldn't even make01:10:35
that files per person they wouldn't even01:10:38
make that number for every for everybody01:10:40
to get one they would make that number01:10:41
like it's got to be that number is going01:10:43
to be broken down by okay what's the01:10:45
criteria to get this you know what i'm01:10:47
saying well also it would be how many01:10:48
people do we really want to get it to01:10:50
because how many people are going to be01:10:51
sick at any one given time it's probably01:10:53
never going to be more than 25 of the01:10:54
population even if it's high but even if01:10:56
it comes out joe [ __ ] i'm01:10:58
telling you the certain [ __ ]01:11:00
are not taking that vaccine for whatever01:11:02
reason yeah i think black communities01:11:05
[ __ ] ain't [ __ ] with no vaccine it's01:11:06
like a iphone so you need the third one01:11:10
no black person is going to take it i01:11:12
think there's a lot of people that are01:11:13
not going to take it but i think what01:11:14
they think is uh herd immunity once we01:11:17
get to 50 of the people that took it the01:11:19
virus will probably die off i think it's01:11:21
going to be in that neighborhood of 5001:11:23
of the people that had it if they if if01:11:25
either 50 percent of the people either01:11:27
have had covid or have the vaccine for01:11:29
covid they think we can hit her immunity01:11:31
and mostly die off but it could always01:11:33
kick back in again that's what they're01:11:35
worried about that it's going to be like01:11:36
the common cold or the flu every year01:11:37
would you take a vaccine yeah for sure01:11:39
if it works yeah if it's been proven01:11:41
that it works and i talk to doctors and01:11:43
they explain what the science is and how01:11:45
it works then i talk to people that have01:11:47
taken it and they say you know what the01:11:48
side effects are because um with the the01:11:50
covid vaccine i think the side effects01:11:52
are you feel like [ __ ] for a couple days01:11:54
who can't deal with feeling like [ __ ]01:11:56
for a couple years01:11:58
you can't lose two days yeah um yeah i01:12:00
would definitely do it if uh i thought01:12:02
it was safe um i don't know enough about01:12:04
it right now to say that i think i mean01:12:07
that was one of the things that nicholas01:12:08
christakis was talking about yesterday01:12:10
he was talking about the potential01:12:12
dangers of the vaccine and i appreciate01:12:13
that he brought that up because it's01:12:14
such a sensitive area for people they01:12:16
think that if you think there's a danger01:12:18
in any kind of vaccine you're some sort01:12:19
of anti-vaxxer no there's a potential01:12:22
for danger of any medication when you're01:12:24
dealing with01:12:26
mass numbers of human beings if you have01:12:27
300 million people and you give them01:12:29
aspirin one i don't know what percentage01:12:31
but some people are going to die from01:12:33
aspirin or they're going to get really01:12:34
sick from aspirin01:12:36
it's the same with everything01:12:38
substances you put in people's bodies01:12:40
everybody reacts differently people die01:12:42
from [ __ ] brazil nuts you know01:12:44
there's something yeah but [ __ ]01:12:45
want to waste time with these home01:12:46
remedies and [ __ ] man them home remedies01:12:48
i mean they're cool for some people but01:12:50
eventually man you have to talk to01:12:52
somebody yeah for sure if you're if you01:12:54
got a real disease you know if you01:12:57
the people that want to cure like cancer01:12:59
by not going to a doctor like whoa01:13:02
they can fix it now like there's a lot01:13:05
of cancers not all of them of course but01:13:08
there's a lot of can you're way better01:13:09
off having cancer now with modern01:13:11
medicine than you were having it fifteen01:13:13
twenty years ago01:13:15
all that remedy [ __ ] all although like01:13:17
the best remedy for all this besides the01:13:20
medicine if you actually get sick so01:13:21
[ __ ] take care of yourself right01:13:24
that's what i'm hoping people get out of01:13:25
this i don't understand why people know01:13:27
that yeah i don't understand01:13:30
this time i don't understand how you01:13:31
could ignore that because it's01:13:33
convenient as long as you're not sick01:13:34
you don't think you're gonna get sick01:13:35
right you stay home if you don't have to01:13:37
go anywhere you just stay home and a lot01:13:39
of people just they just01:13:41
stop exercising they stop eating well01:13:43
they stop drinking water and they [ __ ]01:13:45
their body up and then if something does01:13:47
you don't realize like how much of a01:13:48
difference it makes and being healthy01:13:51
and not being healthy when something01:13:52
hits you a virus hits your cold hits you01:13:54
you see like when when i got shot son01:13:57
there you go01:13:58
i had to get the iv i had to get the01:14:00
[ __ ] um the um iv antibiotics well01:14:03
you guys get ivs all the time you're01:14:05
always doing uh vitamin ids on tour01:14:07
right vital flow vitamin c it's a01:14:09
company that's such a good move01:14:11
it is01:14:12
when we did that the first that was the01:14:14
first time i'd ever done that well01:14:15
really vitamin iv yeah i mean i'm maybe01:14:17
i've done it yeah but you got you wanted01:14:19
hearts oh i'm on it no you had01:14:21
everything open you was like give me one01:14:23
right here you got half your ass outside01:14:25
i'm like what you got your b12 shot in01:14:27
my ass and i saw your ass i was sitting01:14:29
right there i'm like01:14:31
i was like [ __ ] take that [ __ ] across01:14:33
the street01:14:34
he had his [ __ ] stomach out with his01:14:37
ass out i was like i'm not scared i01:14:38
don't i know you're not it was like01:14:40
wow yeah well the the glutathione was01:14:43
amazing um um that stuff is great uh the01:14:46
vitamin drip was amazing we started01:14:49
getting them uh every week we had we01:14:50
slacked off though once we got here to01:14:52
texas we haven't been doing it in texas01:14:54
man that [ __ ] i'm telling you01:14:55
about when i did yellow springs this01:14:57
summer that was probably01:14:59
one of the things that um01:15:01
made that uh experience so amazing01:15:04
is that we were living in our own bubble01:15:07
and playing by our own rules and01:15:09
everybody was having a good time and it01:15:11
was all productive yeah you know it01:15:13
worked it worked you guys put on a lot01:15:15
of shows adult summer camps yeah01:15:18
it was like01:15:20
the shows were one thing01:15:22
but the thing that was great for me was01:15:24
just01:15:25
the whole sense of community01:15:27
you know what i'm saying like we would01:15:28
have potlucks and [ __ ] and then i would01:15:30
have all the housewives of yellow01:15:32
springs like01:15:33
ascendant yo01:15:34
them [ __ ] out there don't01:15:37
[ __ ] yellow spring chicks wives01:15:39
they won't get upset with anything but a01:15:41
casserole dish son01:15:43
like they was looking for a rachel ray01:15:45
castro this i had for like a week they01:15:48
were stalking where i was living and01:15:50
everything01:15:51
but the sensor community man is like you01:15:53
know there's one coffee shop dinos01:15:55
everybody go there it's one grocery01:15:58
store it's just one of everything that's01:16:00
nice and it was so simple well that's01:16:02
better really then this this there's01:16:05
real good things about cities01:16:07
but the thing that's missing is that01:16:09
camaraderie that sense of community01:16:11
nature yeah city slickers they were01:16:13
calling me a city slave i saw the videos01:16:14
of you and the river you guys01:16:16
yo joe01:16:18
it was the whitest greatest01:16:21
adventure01:16:22
of the summer01:16:24
i01:16:25
became01:16:26
the river [ __ ] right01:16:28
that's the original name i'm telling you01:16:30
the truth sir but01:16:31
your children y'all listening so01:16:33
peaceful i am at peace listen joe i01:16:36
first what does it say on the the quote01:16:39
there forever mood river [ __ ] love the01:16:42
river ninjas they do say [ __ ] love me01:16:45
out there son01:16:46
all01:16:51
yo i'm talking about [ __ ] farmers01:16:53
market [ __ ] i feel like i understand01:16:54
what you're saying love me like women01:16:56
with rescue dogs great picture man jamie01:16:59
look how peaceful i was son i was a01:17:01
river [ __ ] i had to change the name get01:17:03
that picture framed i need that picture01:17:05
let's uh let's get that picture printed01:17:07
on on steel01:17:08
yo01:17:09
who took the photograph um federico01:17:12
federico did i tag him yeah01:17:14
where's get a hold of frederico we need01:17:17
that picture01:17:18
in the studio yo he's such a talented01:17:20
[ __ ] producer and everything01:17:22
beautiful01:17:23
but that would be a great picture to01:17:24
frame in here01:17:25
yo i fell in love joe01:17:28
people think it's the river like it's01:17:30
nature01:17:31
are you gonna let me describe me01:17:34
yeah yeah01:17:36
first name we came up with joe it was01:17:37
really [ __ ] right and i like that for01:17:40
the streets right but people's like i01:17:42
don't know if we could put that on01:17:43
t-shirts01:17:45
they're looking at it from a marquee01:17:46
branded boy right and i was like okay01:17:48
ninja you know what i mean but he's01:17:50
inspired by the river [ __ ] but ninjas01:17:52
for tv01:17:53
there's many layers to the story many01:17:55
layers to it do you fish01:17:56
a fish did you go fishing at all when01:17:59
you guys were down i didn't get a good01:18:00
chance to go fishing there but this was01:18:01
me at a river in um01:18:03
in georgia son changes your mind right01:18:06
it's everything changes your mind when01:18:08
you buy a waterfall you're like oh01:18:10
there's something about these natural01:18:12
things like mountains nature [ __ ]01:18:14
nature [ __ ] nature nature free as [ __ ]01:18:17
son yep it's good for you look at me son01:18:19
let me tell you i know exactly they said01:18:22
when did i when did i01:18:23
turn into a river [ __ ] right they say01:18:25
when did i turn when do i remember to01:18:27
change right01:18:28
it was when01:18:30
look at that waterfall man that's crazy01:18:32
yo let me tell you the story son01:18:36
so01:18:37
when we were out there01:18:38
chappelle's wife used to make these01:18:40
events hey it's family walk day i'm like01:18:42
man [ __ ] that i'm from the streets i'm01:18:44
not doing all that stupid [ __ ]01:18:46
she had all these days like every day01:18:48
had a goddamn adventure or a start01:18:50
what's today you gotta look at the01:18:51
little brochure and [ __ ] and then one01:18:53
day she did one01:18:54
and was kayaking01:18:56
right and i went on his kayak it was me01:18:59
and my man patrick he's a yellow spring01:19:00
he's a net your spring native whatever01:19:03
and we were going down the river mad01:19:05
river01:19:06
i had a coyote he had a kayak we were01:19:08
smoking a joint and we just hear nature01:19:10
it's like01:19:12
just straight nature right01:19:14
and then he said man you know what this01:19:16
reminds me of he said this reminds me of01:19:19
when i was younger building ramps01:19:21
jumping ramps on my bike01:19:23
and me uh fishing for crawdads with my01:19:25
dad01:19:27
i was like [ __ ] this reminds me of01:19:29
looking for my dad01:19:32
his stories these two stories were01:19:34
totally opposite it represented one01:19:35
thing for him01:19:36
memories he had with his dad for me it01:19:38
represented the memories i didn't have01:19:39
with my dad and the memories i wanted to01:19:41
create with my son you know what i'm01:19:42
saying when i was out there joe all i01:19:44
think was like i got to bring this01:19:45
little [ __ ] to the river to the01:19:47
river he's got to be out here he's got01:19:49
friends out there and my son came out01:19:51
there01:19:52
and the summer was beautiful but one01:19:54
thing was missing no matter how you're01:19:56
celebrating in life01:19:58
right if you're not sharing with your01:20:00
family it feels weird yeah you know it's01:20:02
pills like oh man i don't even know if01:20:03
it's fair for me to have this much fun01:20:06
and although how01:20:08
great the summer was going when he came01:20:09
out01:20:10
he was hanging with me on the river and01:20:11
[ __ ] man it was like the best [ __ ] ever01:20:14
son01:20:15
we would skip jamie01:20:17
know how to skip rocks of course01:20:19
do you not a skip yeah01:20:21
it's in the wrist right i was in the boy01:20:23
scouts01:20:24
yo don't say you're the boy scouts today01:20:26
son why they might have played with your01:20:28
booty holes01:20:30
yo it's a lot of them man don't tell me01:20:32
don't be proud of the boys01:20:34
pick another division sir not the boys01:20:36
um nothing never happened to my booty01:20:38
hole i had a great time01:20:40
hung out with a bunch of criminals01:20:42
that's what you're doing boy scout yeah01:20:43
we were skipping rocks01:20:45
like yeah01:20:47
yeah01:20:48
i didn't know it was that much01:20:50
precision01:20:52
it depends on the rock like you really01:20:54
want a nice flat rock nice if you get a01:20:56
flat rock you could do some wild [ __ ]01:20:58
when we were going out every day talib01:21:00
khalid right he thinks he's a river01:21:02
[ __ ] right01:21:04
he told us one day01:21:05
i could skip any rock01:21:08
you know what01:21:09
he said01:21:10
he said no matter how big it is i can01:21:12
skip any rock that doesn't seem likely01:21:14
that's the [ __ ] brooklyn cockiness he01:21:16
had right yeah it was just like01:21:20
it was like the next time we went01:21:22
he wants to challenge me and rock01:21:24
skipping again01:21:25
this time this [ __ ] was pulling01:21:27
rocks out of his shorts he had rocks01:21:29
with him already01:21:30
he prepared01:21:32
joe01:21:33
he came rocks he came with all perfect01:21:36
flat river rocks oh that's crazy he01:21:38
didn't bend over is there a world01:21:39
championship of rock skipping it seems01:21:41
like people would take it super01:21:42
seriously i think it would i think it's01:21:44
something to think i'm pretty sure it's01:21:46
done so i've never thought about it to01:21:47
this moment but i'm sure there's got to01:21:48
be a competition01:21:49
rock skipping competition and they got01:21:51
groupie [ __ ]01:21:53
like yo the girls who it's off season01:21:56
for bowling right they go after rock01:21:58
skippers yeah01:21:59
we we heard you had a 10 skipper last01:22:01
week01:22:02
a ted skipper could get you a [ __ ]01:22:04
son that's going to get you some whop01:22:06
if you're looking for walk do a01:22:09
or 10 skipper01:22:10
you know what whop is right i do yeah01:22:12
who educated you because i don't think01:22:14
no disrespect to your hip-hop or01:22:16
whatever i don't someone introduce you01:22:18
to [ __ ] um i don't know it might have01:22:20
been jamie was it you01:22:22
um could be yeah because of the ben01:22:25
shapiro video oh that's right that's01:22:27
right that's right yeah which was it01:22:30
because ben shapiro01:22:32
ben shapiro01:22:34
it was like you know when some people01:22:36
self-own they don't realize they're01:22:37
self-owning right01:22:39
when you know the song's about wet ass01:22:40
[ __ ] he's like well that sounds like a01:22:42
gynecological condition i would01:22:44
and01:22:45
and people like what01:22:48
but that's not the point i know the01:22:50
point is but i understand that that's01:22:51
like that's an that's i understand this01:22:53
point that's an abnormal amount of01:22:55
moisture yes to be able to come up with01:22:58
a whole song about it01:23:00
it's like it's a level what do you think01:23:02
would happen if you came out with a song01:23:03
called hard ass dick01:23:05
i want to do it would not be01:23:06
received that well as with as minimal01:23:09
controversy as whatever certain songs01:23:11
got to be answers01:23:13
right like answers to a song to wear as01:23:15
[ __ ]01:23:16
michelle had a song you can't change a01:23:18
man01:23:19
right01:23:20
and i flipped it and did a song called01:23:22
you can't raise a [ __ ]01:23:25
you can't save a [ __ ] that was the name01:23:27
of the song can't save a [ __ ] do you01:23:28
remember when they used to have songs01:23:30
and then they would have01:23:31
answer songs and then like there's been01:23:34
a bunch of those right where they would01:23:36
someone would have a song and then01:23:38
someone like01:23:39
someone would have a response song to01:23:41
that like um scrubs01:23:44
yeah they had scrubs was then they had01:23:46
another one it was i can't remember but01:23:48
i know just wasn't i saw you standing in01:23:50
the ring wasn't there one of those01:23:51
orange juice jones uh so when there were01:23:53
an answer01:23:54
if i know anything orange juice jones if01:23:56
i know any answer to that i just01:23:58
immediately told how old i am01:24:00
to know origins juice jones01:24:02
and how cool he was01:24:04
orange juice jones was a [ __ ] that song01:24:06
was the best at a time that was an01:24:08
original kind of song there never been a01:24:10
song that told the whole story of01:24:12
getting done wrong like that especially01:24:14
didn't tell it in the rain right like01:24:17
everybody knows that story01:24:19
but you followed this couple01:24:21
in the rain yeah01:24:23
and then at the end01:24:25
when he chopped back01:24:27
yeah01:24:28
that's he's like go [ __ ] get out of01:24:30
here yeah just credit cards and01:24:32
everything yeah01:24:34
that was a song that made people happy01:24:35
joe i came over here i'm not selling01:24:37
[ __ ]01:24:38
[Music]01:24:40
you got more stuff yup look you remember01:24:42
this right remember my black ash right01:24:44
yes all right here that's for real thank01:24:46
you01:24:48
we kept the other one in california01:24:49
because we weren't sure if we're gonna01:24:50
be going back and forth yeah you got01:24:52
that one look at this one right here01:24:54
there's some holes in this house candle01:24:55
that's for holiday01:24:57
it's a ho ho ho hos01:25:00
not like h-o-e01:25:01
there's some hoes in this house candle01:25:03
that's a yo look at this one though joe01:25:06
because i fell in love with yellow01:25:07
spring that's one of my top sellers oh01:25:09
yellow spring candle from the streets to01:25:11
the creeks from the hood to the woods01:25:13
from [ __ ] to oars from adidas to01:25:15
tiva's son01:25:16
i got a whole story boom and just for01:25:18
the white chicks out there cause i got a01:25:19
lot of white [ __ ] out there now okay01:25:21
karen candle01:25:23
imagine if your name was karen and you01:25:24
were fine01:25:25
for like 30 years joe there's more01:25:28
look at this huh01:25:30
that's like i feel like all of a sudden01:25:31
we turn into the home shopping network01:25:33
that's what i wanted to avoid joe but at01:25:35
the same time at the same time i opened01:25:37
up an online store son and it's doing01:25:39
well okay01:25:41
do you have a website that we could just01:25:42
put up on the screen instead of like01:25:43
bringing all these objects out one after01:25:45
another joe01:25:47
do you call it no listen01:25:50
oh you have like a little thing you scan01:25:52
with the phone you call them objects i01:25:53
don't call it objects01:25:55
uh products01:25:57
man give me my candle back01:25:58
what is it if it's not a product no just01:26:00
if you don't want them joe i do01:26:02
you gonna use them i'll definitely use01:26:04
them all right i like candles those are01:26:07
good too and they're soy too they're soy01:26:10
yeah they're hand poured and you can01:26:11
have them back i'm not into i don't do01:26:13
anything with soy01:26:15
it's a candle man01:26:17
don't disrespect that people one day01:26:19
people get mad at soy soy is like a01:26:22
political fruit or a vegetable is it01:26:25
yeah yeah yeah people call you a soy boy01:26:27
if you're a republican people call uh01:26:30
weak men soy boys01:26:31
that's like a it's an insult i never01:26:34
knew that soy is one of the rare foods01:26:36
that's actually attached to being a01:26:37
[ __ ]01:26:38
that's a [ __ ] food yeah like if you're01:26:40
if you're a guy who's really in the soy01:26:42
and this is not my perspective this is01:26:44
just i just think it's a [ __ ] it's a01:26:47
plant it doesn't matter to me right it's01:26:49
uh isn't that edamame isn't that soy01:26:51
like when you have edamame at a01:26:53
japanese restaurant isn't it soy yes01:26:55
yeah isn't that is that the case jamie01:26:58
the first time i ever tried edamame i01:27:00
was so ghetto01:27:02
did you use the whole thing yeah and i01:27:03
was like01:27:04
i was like my throat was killing me son01:27:06
the best part is the outside i didn't01:27:08
know anything about it01:27:10
salt and everything in the outside the01:27:11
sea salt yeah some sea salt you have a01:27:14
bowl of just edamame it takes away from01:27:16
it you wouldn't even want it it's the01:27:18
whole process yeah the whole process of01:27:20
like ripping the sleeve edamame beans01:27:22
are whole immature soybeans sometimes01:27:25
referred to as vegetable vegetable type01:27:27
soybeans they're green and different01:27:29
color from regular soybeans which are01:27:30
typically light brown tan or beige01:27:33
yeah so it's the soy i like edamame i01:27:36
don't mind soy but a lot of people think01:27:37
of soy as being like a [ __ ] food01:27:41
i never knew that i thought it was a01:27:42
healthy i mean i knew that it was not01:27:43
the most masculine food but i thought it01:27:45
was like you stepped your game up when01:27:47
you entered the edamame lane it's like01:27:49
oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] eat edamame i01:27:51
think there's a reason i think soy01:27:54
lowers your testosterone i think there's01:27:56
like estrogen yeah yeah soy isoflavones01:27:59
can prov produce estrogen-like activity01:28:01
in the body mimicking the effects of01:28:03
natural estrogen yeah but i think you01:28:06
can grow titties off of soy not quite01:28:08
but it might feminize you it might01:28:10
feminize you01:28:11
plants plants affect your your hormone01:28:14
production do you know they they01:28:15
actually develop testosterone like01:28:18
synthetic testosterone from wild yams01:28:21
like plants yeah from wild wild yams01:28:23
yeah that's how they that's how uh they01:28:26
develop some um artificial testosterone01:28:29
or exogenous testosterone i don't think01:28:30
that that would be part of the whole01:28:32
siteless um cialis and01:28:34
blue pill era that's a different thing01:28:36
though that's just blood flow that's01:28:37
nitrous oxide so why is nobody promoting01:28:40
wow nitrous oxide nitrous uh what is01:28:43
what is it nitric01:28:44
nitric oxide um01:28:47
that's like uh no explode all those pump01:28:49
things you do when you want to get01:28:51
jacked when you're lifting weights a lot01:28:52
of those those uh supplements they mimic01:28:55
the same sort of effect just not the01:28:57
same degree as like finasteride like ad01:29:00
uh01:29:01
like uh viagra and cialis and [ __ ] like01:29:03
that but they don't they don't make you01:29:05
have more testosterone with these01:29:08
like soybeans and i i think really for01:29:10
it to affect your hormones i think it's01:29:12
just like it can it's a fat it's a01:29:14
possibility like chemically but in order01:29:17
to actually do it i think you'd have to01:29:18
eat some [ __ ] preposterous number of01:29:20
soybeans i don't think it's like01:29:22
something people really have to worry01:29:24
about it no i don't think it's anything01:29:25
anybody really has to worry about but i01:29:27
think it's just a stereotype i didn't01:29:29
even know that the thing was that's hard01:29:30
for me i didn't even know the stereotype01:29:32
yeah they called01:29:33
boys i didn't know that i thought it was01:29:34
like uh uh like you you're evolving as a01:29:37
foodie01:29:38
you know like the first time i had i was01:29:40
like oh [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] don't know01:29:41
about the edamames01:29:43
because i was introduced to somebody01:29:44
else to it but i didn't know that it01:29:45
symbolized being a [ __ ] it doesn't it's01:29:48
silly it's people are silly it tastes01:29:50
good yeah adam may taste good if they do01:29:52
it right01:29:53
put a little chili powder and salt on01:29:55
the outside i like it with just sea salt01:29:58
i like it sea salt too i'm working at a01:30:00
stadium joe are you really yeah what are01:30:01
you doing rfk stadium where's that in01:30:04
washington d.c when are you doing that01:30:07
uh uh thanksgiving weekend oh [ __ ] it's01:30:10
not the state of it's the parking lot01:30:12
right you're doing like an outdoor show i'm01:30:14
doing an outdoor show just like the the01:30:16
ones that bert's been doing yeah but no01:30:18
not at that level yeah i talked to bird01:30:20
about that shout out to burt and shout01:30:21
out to the camera bert is the guy who01:30:22
started it all off people aren't giving01:30:23
him enough credit he's the he's the og01:30:26
of drive-thru shows yeah it was like01:30:28
it fit right into his whole [ __ ] he01:30:30
never stopped touring bert toured01:30:32
through the entire pandemic doing01:30:34
drive-throughs and i was saying i was01:30:36
driving is this like a throwback01:30:37
thursday or whatever he was like this01:30:39
and then the name of what was the summer01:30:41
what was the name of the tour the um hot01:30:42
summer tour01:30:43
i'm like this [ __ ] but01:30:45
he created the bubble and he [ __ ] did01:30:47
it created a bubble stayed drunk the01:30:49
entire summer01:30:51
and enjoyed it had a good time i'm doing01:30:53
rfk stadium it's the original um stadium01:30:55
for the uh01:30:56
for the um washington redskins the01:30:58
washington redskins used to do that01:31:00
beautiful but for nine years that was my01:31:02
uh traditional show at the dc improv i01:31:05
would do thanksgiving weekend it was a01:31:07
good time for me because i got to see my01:31:09
family i got to work that's a great club too so01:31:12
great dc that dc improv is one of the 1001:31:14
greatest clubs in the country and it's01:31:16
been probably the most consistent for 2501:31:18
years so good it's just the perfect size01:31:21
perfect everything about it's perfect01:31:22
and they get every year solid it's i01:31:25
don't even know that a comic can do bad01:31:27
in terms of ticket sales there everybody01:31:29
seems to do well at least the lineup01:31:30
they have they book good lineups like01:31:32
when the club's got that much prestige01:31:34
they've been around that there's certain01:31:36
clubs like comedy works where people01:31:37
just trust them you know uh01:31:40
there's a bunch of helium in philly01:31:42
people just trust them this is going to01:31:43
be a good show they're not going to book01:31:44
any scrubs right and that's that's how01:31:46
the dc improv has felt like they have01:31:48
developed a community a real and i for01:31:51
nine years i saw my son01:31:53
from the first time i took him up it was01:31:55
just him in my arms01:31:57
and then the next time he was kind of01:31:58
like crawling there next time he was01:32:00
walking01:32:01
then he walked to the stage i had like01:32:03
four years of pictures of his growth01:32:05
there and then because of the pandemic i01:32:08
thought the weekend was i'm like damn01:32:09
that blows a tradition yeah and then01:32:12
they piv they made a pivot from the dc01:32:13
improv01:32:14
to partnering up with um dc pull up or01:32:17
whatever it is and they're doing the01:32:19
[ __ ] outside show that's beautiful01:32:21
i like that people are adapting it's one01:32:23
of the things you're saying like you01:32:24
started this business and bert started01:32:26
doing things outside and tom segura's01:32:28
doing like these pay-per-view shows tom01:32:30
segura and burke crusher are doing these01:32:32
and and sometimes christina they switch01:32:34
up back and forth right they're doing01:32:35
these01:32:36
crazy live shows i saw they the [ __ ]01:32:39
that he sent me i mean i'll show it to01:32:41
you after the show the things that they01:32:43
can see during these live shows it's a01:32:46
hundred percent uncensored because it's01:32:48
pay-per-view so they don't have to worry01:32:49
about youtube they don't have to worry01:32:51
about that just whatever they are01:32:52
showing the most [ __ ] up videos i have01:32:55
ever seen in my life01:32:57
in my life really in my life01:33:00
like he he sent me three things01:33:03
yesterday that changed my idea of what's01:33:05
possible01:33:06
oh my god yeah you gonna do it01:33:09
do one of his shows yeah01:33:11
um i would certainly do it if we were in01:33:13
town together and he's you know tom's01:33:15
talking about moving here if he moves01:33:16
here everybody [ __ ] moving out here01:33:18
yeah we got the whole squad coming back01:33:20
here we're going to open up a club here01:33:22
i'm down son come on down it's better01:33:24
here you don't have to pay taxes for01:33:26
state people are nicer to the bus they01:33:27
said the street on the streets they said01:33:30
on the streets they said joey stupid son01:33:35
this tree said that [ __ ] said i'm01:33:36
getting the [ __ ] up out of here son well01:33:38
i saw the writing on the wall i'm like01:33:40
they're not going to open up the clubs01:33:41
if you don't have a comedy club open i01:33:42
can't stay if i'm if if the comedy store01:33:45
was open there would be no reason for me01:33:46
to leave valley i know but then01:33:48
at the same the same on the flip of that01:33:52
uh just because it's not open it's not01:33:54
there's no reason for you to be in that01:33:56
line be that you can create it well the01:33:58
only time i could create it though is in01:34:00
an absence of the club so because i01:34:03
wouldn't ask people hey leave la the01:34:05
comedy store is hopping and killing come01:34:07
to come to austin but when you can't01:34:09
open they can't they're not allowing01:34:11
them to open and it could be years who01:34:13
the [ __ ] knows now right here we are now01:34:16
eight months in no one ever we thought01:34:17
it was two weeks but do you remember01:34:19
when you thought it was two weeks two01:34:20
weeks but then again even moving forward01:34:22
joe we you gotta remove the possibility01:34:25
of something taken01:34:26
you gotta remove yourself from the01:34:28
possibility of somebody taking something01:34:30
away from you01:34:31
and like like that yeah like that like01:34:33
like what you the way you're thinking01:34:35
and the way dave has thought throughout01:34:37
this summer is i was like yo we really01:34:40
can make this [ __ ] well also what we01:34:42
were saying before that we were all01:34:44
connected to hollywood because we01:34:45
thought we needed hollywood right in01:34:47
order to get us on television in order01:34:49
to pay our bills we needed to get hired01:34:51
and then once podcasting came along i01:34:54
think people realize no you don't you01:34:56
just need your friends and you have a01:34:57
bunch of funny friends and everybody's01:34:59
tight and everybody tells people hey go01:35:01
see you know theo vaughn's at this place01:35:04
go see this guy go see that guy and we01:35:06
all get along together we don't need01:35:08
anybody else yo but joe the toughest01:35:09
part01:35:11
what did i notice in this podcast world01:35:14
which is predominantly white that's the01:35:16
truth of it you know what i'm saying01:35:17
it's like there's a lot more white cos01:35:19
podcasters when it comes that when you01:35:21
say like the friendship part of making01:35:22
money they really01:35:24
about that life they really do it yeah01:35:26
they really do it they don't talk about01:35:28
it every one of the guys that i've done01:35:31
you know from01:35:32
the leah from bobby from the whole crew01:35:35
it's never no oh man it's like everybody01:35:38
helps everybody yeah everybody's01:35:39
friendly and there's only a few people01:35:41
in the podcast world that don't have01:35:42
friends they're weirdos01:35:44
i don't know they're out in the fridges01:35:46
they're out in the fringes all right01:35:47
those poor people they they're they01:35:50
a lot of people go into things with like01:35:52
a legacy attitude and the legacy01:35:54
attitude that you know from radio is to01:35:56
competing against the other people that01:35:57
are doing the same thing right but the01:35:58
podcast world is not like that but some01:36:00
people are like that like some people01:36:01
will complain if a guest is on this01:36:04
podcast and then on their podcast01:36:06
they'll complain like you were just on01:36:07
that podcast now it's going to take away01:36:09
from people listening to me i got more01:36:11
[ __ ] to talk about you ain't got no life01:36:13
well not yo i never understood that01:36:15
suddenly like oh i'm like [ __ ] every01:36:18
podcast i go on01:36:20
it's talking about01:36:22
something else not only that but if you01:36:24
go on a podcast and they like you if you01:36:27
go on a podcast and they like you and01:36:29
then i hear now you're gonna go on01:36:30
bobby's podcast i'm gonna watch you on01:36:32
that podcast too right because it's not01:36:34
like i'm gonna like i do one podcast and01:36:36
now i'm out of time but i've got more01:36:39
time there's you're going to have01:36:40
another week is going to go by where you01:36:41
want something to listen to and then01:36:43
more people going to listen to you on01:36:44
bobbies if they heard you on somebody01:36:46
else's and here's the thing joe01:36:48
if you're interested enough for01:36:49
[ __ ] want to listen to you01:36:52
that's it if you could do it the01:36:53
toughest part this week01:36:56
literally is i think the anniversary of01:36:59
the first time i've ever was on this01:37:01
show really i think it's this week01:37:05
jamie's checking i heard those fingers01:37:06
said my producers don't do that those01:37:08
[ __ ] look at me right in my face01:37:15
it is right01:37:16
yeah i guess what was it was that01:37:19
were you around before that right01:37:20
february 19th now you remember before01:37:22
that one that before that one no this01:37:24
was the first one we talked about the01:37:25
rizzo [ __ ] that was that that was a year01:37:27
ago this week yeah that's when november01:37:29
12th so but yeah but you've been on01:37:31
longer yeah yeah but i'm just saying01:37:33
from the last one yeah oh yes yeah so i01:37:36
know you guys want to break down the01:37:37
story it's not that sentimental but i01:37:38
was just saying i remember the dates01:37:40
yeah no i guess what was that01:37:42
and it's been like01:37:44
it's been i've been doing it for a year01:37:46
and it's been um it's been interesting01:37:49
it happens right it gets it picks up01:37:51
steam picks up momentum i see on your01:37:53
instagram stories you're putting on your01:37:55
instagram rather you're putting clips up01:37:57
little assets people excited yeah yeah01:37:59
but yo you like everything you said it01:38:01
was like once i got out of the mode like01:38:03
i'm like ah this have to be the greatest01:38:05
episode i'm like wait a minute did i01:38:07
start looking at the numbers of the most01:38:09
successful people in the podcast world01:38:11
this is like episode 1582.01:38:17
yeah this is the 30 episode anniversary01:38:20
well you know how goggins tells01:38:21
everybody he used to be fat i tell01:38:22
everybody go to episode one it's [ __ ]01:38:24
terrible right it's terrible we we01:38:26
didn't even think it was a podcast01:38:30
we were doing it with uh just answering01:38:32
questions over twitter and being stupid01:38:34
while we were high01:38:35
no one thought it was ever going to be01:38:36
something that millions of people listen01:38:38
to so when we started it out it wasn't01:38:42
you know there was no expectations now01:38:43
people have expectations they went out01:38:46
you realize like how much money is in it01:38:48
you see all these people that get big01:38:49
deals you see all these people that are01:38:51
you know number one on itunes and number01:38:54
two on [ __ ] spotify and you go [ __ ]01:38:57
like there's a lot going on this is a01:38:59
whole network that you don't need a lot01:39:01
to get into01:39:03
man the number one thing you have to do01:39:05
and i kept tricking myself we had talked01:39:07
about it was talking can you talk01:39:10
that's ridiculous that you don't think01:39:11
that you could talk01:39:13
it's one of the most funny things i've01:39:14
ever heard01:39:17
son i mean with no response just like me01:39:21
talking to myself that's easy you know01:39:23
what i'm saying it's like you know i got01:39:25
a better chance of making a thousand01:39:27
people left in one person true you know01:39:30
yeah but it's been a it's been a great01:39:33
ride man01:39:35
i do dairy over there julius you know01:39:37
who's the best at just talking bill burr01:39:40
that [ __ ] just he never has a01:39:44
dead moment he will start on a subject01:39:46
and like you know and then you know what01:39:48
they want to [ __ ] do and then01:39:50
i used to be an hour later he was one of01:39:52
the guys that had it i was like01:39:55
what would your style be more like i01:39:57
just like i don't want to [ __ ] talk01:39:58
to nobody01:40:00
i just want to say what i want to01:40:01
[ __ ] say and [ __ ] you01:40:03
and then it was like the monday rant or01:40:05
something yeah monday morning podcast01:40:06
monday morning podcast and it was just01:40:08
like that was like this [ __ ] can01:40:10
talk [ __ ] for whatever it's like01:40:12
whatever it's like a dude that goes he01:40:15
like wins all the bar fight01:40:17
conversations and it's the perfect01:40:19
platform for that oh for bill it's a01:40:20
perfect platform one of the things he01:40:22
used to do is he used to use his cell01:40:24
phone and this is when oh god the early01:40:27
days of the monday morning podcast i01:40:28
don't know when it started i bet you it01:40:30
had to be around01:40:31
200001:40:33
um 678 somewhere around there it could01:40:35
be i don't remember but what i do01:40:37
remember is that he he did a bunch of01:40:39
them where he like left voicemails01:40:41
so he would call himself or call a01:40:43
service and leave a voicemail really so01:40:45
he'd be sitting there at the airport01:40:47
talking [ __ ] about some dude's haircut01:40:50
oh yeah i remember those yeah01:40:52
yeah and then he had somewhere it was01:40:54
just just him really ranting just yeah01:40:56
the audio quality was [ __ ] terrible01:40:58
because he was literally talking into an01:41:00
old phone01:41:01
at the airport and then leaving a01:41:03
message somewhere and that message01:41:05
became the podcast and you know what01:41:08
and it was hilarious it didn't even01:41:09
matter the quality of the sound the idea01:41:11
was funny just like when i told you that01:41:14
time when jamie was supposed to help me01:41:15
produce and then he [ __ ] reneged on01:41:17
me01:41:18
right01:41:19
right he got real mad at me whatever01:41:22
i remember it's like it was yesterday01:41:24
um i understand i don't know how those01:41:26
two are connected but but bill burr01:41:28
when he when he first started out like01:41:30
that was literally the perfect platform01:41:32
for him01:41:33
in podcasting like he's good at01:41:34
interviewing people i've been on a show01:41:36
before other people have been on the01:41:38
show before he'll he'll sit and talk to01:41:39
people he's fine at it but as far as01:41:41
like ranting he's the best01:41:44
yeah01:41:46
yeah but he's also been doing it the01:41:48
longest you got to think how many01:41:49
[ __ ] years he's been doing that01:41:52
podcast where he just that muscle is01:41:54
flexed that muscle is tight he doesn't01:41:57
need like01:41:58
you can form an opinion but he doesn't01:41:59
need the response most people right need01:42:02
the response and the feedback how01:42:04
how else do you know if you're doing01:42:05
good or not yeah he doesn't think about01:42:07
that he's like and another thing01:42:09
i was watching seth meyer the other01:42:11
night and it was a he was doing this01:42:13
monologue or whatever and it was going01:42:16
okay and then um01:42:18
uh he uh01:42:20
some people in the background were01:42:21
laughing and you could just see01:42:24
the posture and everything change once01:42:26
he got a couple of people laughing it01:42:27
was like that's important i heard his01:42:29
netflix specials good really yeah yeah i01:42:32
saw a clip on it it did not look bad it01:42:34
did not look bad when this is this01:42:36
recent because i know he had one i want01:42:38
to say his netflix special was at least01:42:40
a year ago because it was pre-pandemic01:42:41
for sure i didn't see the entire thing01:42:43
and i saw some clips and i was like this01:42:45
is good delivery good writing and i'm01:42:48
not i don't know that seth meyers like01:42:50
really had a long background stand up01:42:53
did he no he had a background doing that01:42:55
show doing the monologue for the show01:42:58
but01:42:59
i i i don't think his stand-up was very01:43:01
good01:43:02
whoa i thought it was solid did you ever01:43:04
see it jamie it's fine it came out the01:43:06
other october01:43:08
you all right jesus that's not a good01:43:10
time to be coffin01:43:12
it was uh very good01:43:15
into what i saw the clips i didn't watch01:43:17
the whole thing but but most of the guys01:43:19
when they um01:43:20
do snl01:43:22
uh you know there's some people that01:43:24
have done talk shows and then tried to01:43:27
do a01:43:28
stand-up special and they don't really01:43:29
have the chops for it but that didn't01:43:31
seem like that with him yeah he seemed01:43:33
very relaxed right was kind of peaceful01:43:35
wow well he probably01:43:37
he probably did the right thing too he01:43:38
probably hired a bunch of writers i mean01:43:39
i didn't see all of it maybe the part01:43:41
that i saw was the only funny thing i01:43:42
really have no idea a lot of those guys01:43:44
i guess when they like when i get to be01:43:46
buried into that show like that yeah so01:43:48
i don't really have time to go out and01:43:50
work out and no it's hard it worked out01:43:52
but if you could do it like jimmy kimmel01:43:54
could do stand up for sure hundred01:43:55
percent jimmy kimmel wanted to stand up01:43:58
100 percent he could do it what do you01:43:59
think about jim carrey on snl01:44:01
i didn't watch it none of it nope not01:44:03
one piece of it not a piece god damn son01:44:06
i got [ __ ] to do01:44:07
if i'm gonna watch something01:44:09
um i generally when i get home i like to01:44:11
watch like01:44:13
things that have nothing to do what's01:44:14
going on right now by the end of the day01:44:17
i don't oh you like documentaries yeah01:44:19
new netflix special lets you skip the01:44:22
trump jokes oh you there's a button you01:44:24
could skip job jokes yeah if you're01:44:26
interested on netflix you could see01:44:27
that's the chunk of stuff but this is01:44:29
him talking to people so he's01:44:30
interviewing people this is just an01:44:32
interview about it oh interview about it01:44:34
oh okay01:44:35
oh that's funny yeah well that's a good01:44:37
move because people are tired of trump01:44:38
jokes you know that's one of those01:44:40
people enough already man i've been01:44:42
tired of them and then i'm like they're01:44:44
coming back around before they're coming01:44:46
to be frustrated01:44:49
to be frustrated when a dude is on his01:44:50
way out01:44:52
you know it doesn't make no sense it's01:44:53
like he is still getting to you01:44:55
you know it's just a matter of time if01:44:57
you want to say01:44:59
the people the voice of the peoples was01:45:02
heard it was a close01:45:03
situation but it is what it is and he's01:45:06
gone why are you still mad people have01:45:08
some legitimate gripes and i understand01:45:09
where they're coming from but my01:45:11
perspective is it's not changing01:45:13
anything and it's not doing you any good01:45:16
to still be holding on you're if you are01:45:18
a anti-trump biden01:45:21
i mean i don't think01:45:22
it's 99 official right i mean they just01:45:25
haven't said it yet and they when they01:45:27
say it then he will be become president01:45:30
and then01:45:31
kamal harris will be the new vice01:45:32
president so01:45:34
concentrate on good votes now it's over01:45:37
right but people are so obsessed i heard01:45:40
the [ __ ] the other day i might have01:45:41
said this earlier look at mike pence and01:45:43
i'm having a meeting with no mess01:45:45
man okay why you still01:45:48
keep getting mad because this01:45:49
[ __ ] don't have a mask on it's01:45:51
got to be something else to talk about01:45:53
son but this they they want to talk01:45:55
about negative things that's the thing01:45:56
some people get addicted to talking01:45:58
about negative things and they can't01:45:59
regroup even after a victory and now01:46:02
focus on positive things they want to01:46:03
continue to focus on negative things and01:46:05
i can see their perspective too01:46:07
especially with all these crazy tweets01:46:08
like i won that election you know it's01:46:11
all fraud it's all this it's all that01:46:12
like01:46:13
man if you've got some real claims and i01:46:16
don't know what the claims are i haven't01:46:17
really honestly investigated them but if01:46:19
you've got some real claims you got to01:46:21
present the evidence and then once you01:46:24
present the evidence you say all the01:46:26
stuff like i got robbed i really want it01:46:28
if you want to be in a position where01:46:30
you're respected right if you're the01:46:32
president of the united states this01:46:34
isn't a regular guy it's not like if you01:46:36
were involved in some01:46:38
ridiculous like small neighborhood01:46:41
election and you were joking around on01:46:43
twitter i won that [ __ ] election01:46:45
right that's that's that's to be01:46:47
expected but when someone's in a01:46:49
position where they're in charge of the01:46:50
nuclear football01:46:52
they literally are the01:46:53
commander-in-chief of the greatest army01:46:55
of the world he's never known01:46:56
[ __ ] you're saying [ __ ] like01:46:57
that and firing people that don't agree01:46:59
with you no fireman fire [ __ ]01:47:02
did like i know these other places like01:47:04
what this would be a great time for01:47:06
a [ __ ] terrorist attack right now01:47:08
well one of the guys he fired what the01:47:10
guy said was he didn't believe there was01:47:12
widespread voter fraud he's like you're01:47:14
fired if you don't believe that you're01:47:16
fired01:47:17
like this is this is like a madman the01:47:20
interesting part for me is like01:47:22
you trying to01:47:25
switch the thoughts of a person that is01:47:29
a huge trump fan01:47:31
is a waste of time it's only gonna be01:47:34
the only thing you're going to be is01:47:35
frustrated see here's the thing though01:47:37
i don't know and this is where it's01:47:40
really important01:47:41
i don't know01:47:42
exactly01:47:44
how the election went down in terms of01:47:47
like was there like01:47:48
0.0101:47:50
fraud01:47:51
was was there01:47:53
0.5 percent for how much fraud was there01:47:56
we gotta assume that when there's people01:47:57
counting stuff there's some [ __ ]01:47:59
going on yeah but the [ __ ] that's01:48:01
been reported it's been like still no01:48:03
more like 40 people bro and then the01:48:05
only other problem is that it's all done01:48:07
through these machines right and then01:48:10
there's been01:48:11
all these conspiracy theories about01:48:14
machines that were supposed to have been01:48:16
giving the votes to trump gave those01:48:18
boats to biden now i could repeat those01:48:21
things but i don't know if they're true01:48:23
but i don't know what i do know is what01:48:25
i'm saying i do notice it but i know01:48:26
georgia01:48:28
i know the [ __ ] pulled all of01:48:30
envelopes up to the building and they01:48:32
cut them open and they took a man by01:48:34
hand01:48:36
they did them hand by hand yo those01:48:38
those ones that were recounts or01:48:40
whatever those you can't is no machine01:48:42
that it's hand by hand right it's01:48:45
[ __ ] probably and how does that work01:48:46
did they does someone watch while they01:48:48
do it like do they have a supervisor01:48:49
because i would imagine you would want01:48:51
to have like almost like two people01:48:52
watch while one person does it which is01:48:54
so ridiculous but it seems like you kind01:48:57
of if you don't trust your view01:49:02
that's part of the argument that trump's01:49:04
administration was saying too was that01:49:05
there were01:49:06
certain counts that they weren't allowed01:49:08
to observe they had to be really far01:49:10
away and they couldn't actually see01:49:13
listen that sounds like people that like01:49:15
soybeans so01:49:16
but that's the first thing01:49:18
is that's a very soy boy attitude but01:49:22
what if they're telling the truth here's01:49:23
the thing i don't know and you don't01:49:25
know either so if they were telling the01:49:26
truth and people were counting votes01:49:29
incorrectly or they find no evidence of01:49:32
that every time they i don't think they01:49:33
have either every time that they they01:49:35
came out with all these losses and01:49:36
they're dropping them dropping them01:49:38
because there's no evidence of it he's01:49:39
probably made he's he's had to have made01:49:42
every argument he can make no listen i01:49:44
agree with you i agree with you01:49:47
there's no evidence that they can01:49:49
present that's going to show people01:49:52
right now01:49:53
that there was so much voter fraud that01:49:56
they got to return everything and start01:49:57
all over or they got to give it to trump01:49:59
like i agree with you i think this is01:50:01
what all these experts are saying01:50:02
they're all saying that even if there01:50:04
was voter fraud it wasn't enough to tilt01:50:06
the election one way or another but i01:50:07
don't know01:50:09
how these machines work so if i'm even01:50:11
commenting on it if i'm saying they01:50:13
couldn't have done it that's ridiculous01:50:15
i'm saying they must have done it that's01:50:16
just as ridiculous i really don't know01:50:19
that's like when you're talking about01:50:21
voting you're talking about01:50:23
how many01:50:24
millions of people are voting and all01:50:26
this information is coming in and they01:50:28
gotta sort it out you're gonna have some01:50:30
mistakes there's no way around it but01:50:33
the question is does it overall balance01:50:36
out or other mistakes all for one side01:50:40
if you find out the mistakes are all for01:50:42
biden then you're gonna go huh01:50:45
really well who who owns the company01:50:47
that makes the machines and then how are01:50:50
they financed and who programmed that01:50:52
and how are they programmed is it01:50:53
possible to [ __ ] with the data it is01:50:55
possible can you show me how to do it01:50:57
you can do it you should but so01:51:01
about the vote everybody wants to know01:51:02
exactly what happened i think but very01:51:05
few people that know exactly what01:51:07
happened i know i know the machines and01:51:09
all that type of [ __ ] but when they take01:51:10
the machines away and they say okay01:51:12
we're counting these hand by hand01:51:15
the the the results of that have to be01:51:17
official yeah well they definitely like01:51:19
that i understand like the machines but01:51:21
they was like01:51:22
these melon [ __ ] was they01:51:24
they've had to [ __ ] count every vote01:51:27
yeah it's a matter of how they're01:51:28
recording it right you would want to01:51:30
make sure that everybody recorded it01:51:31
accurately i don't know how they do it01:51:33
but i would imagine01:51:35
that when i when i was talking to a guy01:51:37
like mike baker and who's saying that01:51:39
even if there was fraud there's not01:51:41
enough fraud to overturn i would imagine01:51:42
he knows some things01:51:44
yep01:51:45
i don't i'm a [ __ ] so with me talking01:51:48
about he wants we all do that you know01:51:49
we talk about he won she won and there's01:51:51
no way there was fraud or it was01:51:52
definitely fraud or i think trump won by01:51:55
a landslide like people get01:51:57
they get real um01:51:59
connected they get real connected to01:52:00
who's who's winning or losing this01:52:02
election and i get it i mean i'm gonna01:52:04
miss donald trump son01:52:06
yo he's not going anywhere man tv man01:52:08
i'm gonna miss him on tv this01:52:10
[ __ ]01:52:11
tv persona is you know what sucks what01:52:14
sucks that it's his tv persona is like01:52:17
he's a tv [ __ ] it sucks that01:52:19
it's even possible that someone could01:52:22
monkey with an01:52:23
election to the point where01:52:25
you change the outcome01:52:27
it sucks that that's even a thought that01:52:29
we could get into our head01:52:31
that's what's one of the crazy things01:52:33
about people we're so nuts but that01:52:35
wasn't it we believe in a side like01:52:37
people that are good people01:52:39
will do some shady [ __ ] to have their01:52:41
candidate win01:52:43
yeah for sure that's politics01:52:46
we're so crazy that's politics anything01:52:49
goes01:52:50
anything goes yeah so what what bothers01:52:53
me and i do think that biden won the01:52:55
election and i do think that i mean i01:52:57
think there's probably some shenanigans01:52:59
but i think the result is most likely01:53:01
correct01:53:02
but01:53:04
it bothers me that there's even a01:53:05
question it bothers me that anyone would01:53:07
ever think that anyone could but i think01:53:10
that there's republicans the democrats01:53:12
could do it and i think there's01:53:13
democrats that think republicans can do01:53:15
it and i think01:53:17
it's it's going to be real hard to 10001:53:20
trust the election that's one of the01:53:21
things that's kind of dangerous about01:53:24
someone going after it this election is01:53:26
rigged this election is rigged when01:53:28
trump is doing that he's encouraging p01:53:30
and you know maybe that's a good thing01:53:32
if they are rigged because maybe they're01:53:34
going to be able to figure out how to01:53:35
stop that from happening in the future01:53:37
or maybe it's going to erode or maybe01:53:39
it's going to road people's confidence01:53:40
in the elections and the more he does it01:53:42
the more it erodes and more gets01:53:43
dangerous there's a real argument for01:53:45
that too but01:53:46
listen again i'm i don't know what the01:53:48
[ __ ] i'm talking about man01:53:50
it's just01:53:54
i know it's nuts it's nuts that you01:53:56
would anybody would ever think there'd01:53:58
be any01:53:59
voter fraud on either side but we know01:54:02
that people have done it like that's01:54:04
apparently how they got jfk in wasn't01:54:06
there like some crazy conspiracy about01:54:08
the mob01:54:09
rigged votes for jfk and that's how he01:54:11
became wasn't that a thing jamie yeah01:54:14
i've heard has that ever been proven01:54:15
i've heard talks about recently that01:54:17
they were in such odds with each other01:54:18
that they would never have helped01:54:20
him i think he was really at odds with01:54:22
them afterwards because he didn't like01:54:24
there was the the the thought was that01:54:26
was one of the reasons why he was01:54:27
assassinated that he kind of doubled01:54:29
back on his agreement with the mob01:54:31
explanation i heard they were just01:54:32
helping uh local politicians oh he01:54:34
didn't play the streets to the president01:54:36
well his family were drug runners01:54:39
the kennedys were moonshiners and they01:54:41
made their money selling bootleg liquor01:54:44
during during the time where it was01:54:45
illegal they were basically drug dealers01:54:47
and then they became this gigantic01:54:49
political dynasty they were the trump no01:54:52
not the trump family but they01:54:53
[ __ ] they were more gangster01:54:55
than the trump family really because01:54:56
their their literal background was in01:54:59
drug running01:55:00
like01:55:01
bootleg liquor like moonshot is drugs01:55:04
that's drug running you just don't think01:55:06
of it now because alcohol is legal01:55:09
they were truck runners yeah and who had01:55:11
the [ __ ] connected to the mob and they01:55:13
were connected to the mob like you don't01:55:15
think they [ __ ] with some numbers you01:55:18
don't you don't think there was some01:55:19
corruption who has the [ __ ] money i01:55:22
think there's an assumption too that01:55:23
both sides are going to try to do it i01:55:25
mean that was why that was uh a water01:55:27
gate right the results of this election01:55:29
man it's going to be interesting to see01:55:31
can can can biden work with two parties01:55:34
both parties i hope so i hope they i i01:55:37
hope they prove01:55:38
like01:55:39
the polarization of people that are01:55:41
opposed to uh trump being in office and01:55:43
now they're not republicans and01:55:45
democrats i hope they work together yeah01:55:47
man that's what i hope01:55:49
that's what i help i hope they work01:55:50
together do it faster biden has done got01:55:53
like a lot of time you got to get used01:55:54
to president kamala that's what you got01:55:56
to get used to i said it man she's going01:55:58
to be the first president01:56:00
i said it that's the position i don't01:56:02
see how he can do eight years so what if01:56:04
the economy i don't want to be strong in01:56:05
four i think four he's going to keep it01:56:07
moving man01:56:08
who knows it's a setup i said it on01:56:10
stage i said01:56:12
get ready for your first female black01:56:14
president because this is the setup for01:56:16
her she certainly could win she they01:56:18
grooming it she could she certainly01:56:20
could take over too if he dies or if he01:56:22
can't medically continue anymore but01:56:24
here's another thing you got to think of01:56:26
they're doing [ __ ] to people01:56:28
that they're doing some wild [ __ ] in01:56:30
terms of medicine and regenerative01:56:31
medicine and stem cells and they just01:56:33
hook them up to stem cells every day01:56:36
shoot them up with nad and vitamin feeds01:56:38
and steroids and growth hormone you01:56:40
never know they might keep that01:56:41
[ __ ] around for a long time how01:56:43
joseph kennedy made his fortune hint it01:56:45
was bootlegging no this just wasn't01:56:47
bootlegging oh it wasn't oh i can't see01:56:49
the end because of the white shirt01:56:51
according to the biographer that is a01:56:54
rumor that started in the 60s and 70s01:56:56
when they're trying to figure out who01:56:57
killed jfk and maybe it was them off01:56:59
because they were in that business that01:57:01
sounds like the kennedy family is trying01:57:03
to cover up their dirty tracks01:57:05
it's a rumor the [ __ ] out of here nobody01:57:08
has a rumor about you bootlegging ever01:57:10
no i'm just i was looking because i've01:57:12
heard that too but like01:57:14
right away okay it's like in the stock01:57:15
market01:57:16
that well01:57:17
maybe maybe bootlegging too let's try01:57:20
another source let's see01:57:22
uh joseph kennedy was a bootlegger01:57:26
type that in01:57:27
what well01:57:28
that story is going to come here the01:57:29
daily beast the myth of jos joe01:57:31
kennedy's no so it is a myth i don't01:57:33
know where i would find the correct01:57:35
story to you know i know right like how01:57:37
do you know who's telling the truth and01:57:38
whether or not it's a01:57:40
this big old historical cover-up01:57:42
like if you were bootlegging how much01:57:43
information would there be about you01:57:45
being a bootlegger unless you got01:57:47
arrested for it01:57:48
for me i think cops were probably in on01:57:50
bootlegging back then don't you think01:57:52
everybody that could make money was01:57:53
involved with sure everybody what is my01:57:55
piece01:57:57
you probably they probably were angry01:57:58
that the bars were closed too yeah and01:58:00
then they wanted a couple bottles give01:58:01
me a cup of bottle come on so you can do01:58:04
whatever you want to do do you imagine01:58:05
if that's how we lived right now if01:58:06
booze was illegal01:58:09
imagine as much as people drink if you01:58:10
had to do it all01:58:12
secret you had to like have a big dude01:58:14
by the door you'd have a password to get01:58:16
in you're always worried about getting01:58:17
raided by the cops just so you could01:58:19
have a drink but people would do it they01:58:21
did it they did it for years they made01:58:23
organized crime that's where like al01:58:25
capone made all of his money that's01:58:27
that's yeah that's the argument that's01:58:28
going on right now with um01:58:31
with the mexican cartels like the reason01:58:34
why they're able to make so much money01:58:35
is because all that stuff's illegal and01:58:37
they're consuming it in the united01:58:39
states so you're playing a stupid game01:58:41
you're pretending people aren't taking01:58:42
it when they are you're making it01:58:44
illegal because you said they shouldn't01:58:45
do it but you want to control it you're01:58:48
just empowering organized crime and01:58:50
that's what they did with organized01:58:51
crime in chicago that's what they did01:58:53
with organized crime in a lot of areas01:58:55
of this country where they had that's01:58:56
why they probably want to position01:58:57
people that they had influence over to01:58:59
be01:59:00
politicians for sure they had so much01:59:02
money and back then there was no01:59:03
internet nobody knew what was in your01:59:04
bank account where it came bro shut that01:59:06
ding off geez no i was checking i didn't01:59:08
know oh no01:59:12
sorry man01:59:13
dude put it put that [ __ ] on airplane01:59:15
mode what are you doing okay do you know01:59:16
how to shut off the ding though come on01:59:18
man stop disrespecting me but you've01:59:19
done it a few times i don't understand01:59:20
why it keeps dinging01:59:22
it won't ding again man all right i'm01:59:24
sorry man01:59:26
oh donal01:59:28
donald01:59:30
you can't say [ __ ] now you don't even01:59:32
know how to non-ding your phone01:59:35
just shut the [ __ ] ringer off man01:59:39
no you gotta flip it up towards you01:59:41
you're you're keeping it down which is01:59:43
off man okay i'm just gonna ding again01:59:45
i'm sorry man01:59:47
it's gonna ding from beyond the grave01:59:48
maggie is down here01:59:49
[Laughter]01:59:51
she's adorable man01:59:53
um man what were we just talking about01:59:56
i don't know01:59:58
do you remember jamie01:59:59
oh kennedy's being a bootlegger oh yeah02:00:02
maybe you were i might be full [ __ ] uh02:00:05
but we didn't know you for sure02:00:06
validated the story but it was like02:00:08
there was just a rumor you know how it02:00:09
started right for sure there's a lot of02:00:11
organized crime money in [ __ ]02:00:12
bootlegging that's a fact i'm on02:00:14
antibiotics because i got shot02:00:17
yeah you can't drink for how long02:00:20
like three more days son refreshing02:00:22
though give your body a little bit of a02:00:23
break it is but i'm it is that's it02:00:27
you're looking forward no no not missing02:00:28
it you know what i'm saying like after a02:00:30
show a little shot right02:00:32
well you know i just got this for all02:00:34
the people that's been in the streets02:00:35
and got shot got to get better are you02:00:38
um02:00:39
nervous for the country right now are02:00:40
you nervous about the future02:00:42
no02:00:43
not at all02:00:45
no02:00:46
i believe that we always going to find02:00:48
solutions to stuff like the first thing02:00:50
like you mentioned about people that02:00:51
need to work or whatever the first thing02:00:53
that's going to happen is there's going02:00:54
to be some type of stimulus package02:00:56
approved02:00:57
[ __ ] is going to feel somewhat02:00:59
security or a little better if they have02:01:02
some money to be able to do something02:01:04
but this is just something that02:01:06
this is just something that we're going02:01:08
to get past it's just a02:01:11
it's a matter of time and with the02:01:13
vaccine being on board02:01:15
with them having more ways to test02:01:17
somebody in a faster manner02:01:20
they don't cost as much02:01:21
i think it's going to change people's02:01:23
attitude the way they feel about certain02:01:24
things and things that start turning02:01:26
around i hope you're right um my concern02:01:29
really is about how how hard it's going02:01:31
to be to turn around the economy with02:01:32
that many people out of work02:01:34
that's what my my worry is so many02:01:37
people are going to be broke and so many02:01:38
people are going to lose their houses so02:01:40
many people are going to get evicted02:01:42
i just don't know how they stop that and02:01:44
turn that around when all these jobs are02:01:46
gone because all these businesses went02:01:48
under that's what scares me it's like02:01:50
that this wasn't anticipated that i02:01:52
think there would have been another way02:01:53
to do it02:01:54
you know they certainly didn't lock down02:01:56
as much out here not nearly as much and02:01:59
then that's a good point because i mean02:02:01
like whatever you worked for whatever02:02:03
just could be pulled from under you just02:02:04
like that's the thing about like you02:02:06
can't say that the people that are upset02:02:08
today are soy boys02:02:10
they can't say that they're all [ __ ]02:02:11
because there's a lot of people that are02:02:12
upset through no fault of their own they02:02:14
lost everything right you could be the02:02:16
most disciplined guy in the world you02:02:17
get up early every day you work hard all02:02:19
day you you build a business and then02:02:21
all of a sudden02:02:22
kovid comes around and you know you find02:02:24
out your margins are a lot smaller than02:02:26
you thought well nobody expected it to02:02:28
go eight nine months right so you're not02:02:29
making any money for eight nine months02:02:31
and you can't reopen02:02:32
there's a lot of businesses like that02:02:34
there's a lot of bars02:02:36
there's not enough bailouts there's so02:02:38
many businesses there's not enough and02:02:40
they're not going to give it to all02:02:41
they're not going to give you all you02:02:42
lost you're going to lose a tremendous02:02:44
amount no matter what well there was a02:02:46
lot of people getting that money that02:02:47
was [ __ ] but it was so much goddamn02:02:49
[ __ ] scandal with them02:02:51
pba loans and [ __ ] man everybody was02:02:54
grabbing them [ __ ]02:02:55
you know they'll find money then you got02:02:57
to pay it back02:02:59
i hope02:03:01
we figure out a way to02:03:03
make this uh02:03:05
make this economy bounce back and but i02:03:06
say we when i say we i mean people way02:03:08
smarter than me02:03:10
i hope i hope somebody figures it out02:03:13
about my son had the best life he can02:03:15
have yeah well i hope so too you know what02:03:17
i'm saying like i think that02:03:20
it's gonna get we're gonna just start02:03:21
people gonna be concerned about people02:03:23
close to them and their family02:03:24
and how that situation is going02:03:27
yeah i mean everybody hopes that the02:03:29
next person that gets in office is gonna02:03:31
nail it02:03:32
everybody hopes the next person that02:03:34
gets an office is gonna fix all our02:03:35
problems02:03:37
we gotta change the way we communicate02:03:39
with each other that's a big that's a02:03:41
big one everybody's locked in this trap02:03:43
of uh us versus them02:03:46
of red versus blue of like what whatever02:03:49
the the trap is like02:03:51
whatever your particular trap is02:03:54
there's men versus women traps there's02:03:56
people get crazy with being tribal and02:03:59
being on a [ __ ] team02:04:01
we're supposed to be one team supposed02:04:03
to be united states of america if we02:04:05
differ on small things like immigration02:04:08
or02:04:11
things like02:04:13
financial issues or how to use uh taxes02:04:17
and02:04:19
the most important thing is that we all02:04:21
want what's best for the country we all02:04:23
want the country to do well you want to02:04:24
thank people you want to that's the02:04:27
that's how you want people to feel02:04:29
that's what drove me the most crazy02:04:30
about trump being president i felt like02:04:32
it was the first time i could ever02:04:33
remember where people wanted things to02:04:35
be bad02:04:37
so that he would be a bad president so02:04:39
that i mean i guess they probably did02:04:40
with obama too02:04:42
they wanted things to go bad so they02:04:44
could blame it on him like they would02:04:45
rather02:04:46
have something to blame on him02:04:49
than to have everything go well like if02:04:51
you asked a hardcore trump hater would02:04:53
you rather this would be a good question02:04:56
would you rather the economy become the02:04:58
greatest economy the world has ever02:05:00
known and you'd be totally wrong and02:05:02
trump even though he's a [ __ ] grabber02:05:04
and he's full of [ __ ] and he brags about02:05:06
himself02:05:07
became literally the best person to make02:05:11
the decisions that were the best for the02:05:13
country02:05:14
or02:05:15
would you rather the economy fall to the02:05:17
toilet and trump goes to jail like trump02:05:19
goes to jail yeah02:05:21
yeah there's no party yeah i know02:05:23
he would immediately there would be no02:05:26
hesitation put him in jail [ __ ] him02:05:28
everything's fine02:05:29
everything's fine02:05:31
that sounds like a relationship02:05:33
whatever makes you happy you like [ __ ]02:05:35
that i don't want it to be happy well02:05:36
they definitely didn't want him to do02:05:38
well which is weird like they wanted him02:05:40
to get arrested and then the economy to02:05:42
bounce back that's what part of they but02:05:44
another thing they wanted to joe they02:05:45
wanted um02:05:46
to feel like uh you cared about them02:05:49
they wanted to feel like you cared about02:05:51
something or somebody else other than02:05:54
your fan base02:05:55
that was a big part of it man people02:05:57
didn't02:05:58
i don't think people were just looking02:05:59
for reasons to hate on him and i know02:06:01
some people that like02:06:03
liked him02:06:05
some people love it some people love to02:06:07
know nothing since [ __ ] it people love a02:06:09
guy who came along and said [ __ ] you the02:06:11
politically correct [ __ ] too there's a02:06:13
lot that people liked about him people02:06:15
liked the idea that he got [ __ ] over02:06:17
in this election too they liked the idea02:06:19
that the deep state was involved and02:06:21
that people were rigging voting machines02:06:24
and miscounting votes and people loved02:06:26
those stories i do not know if those02:06:28
stories are true i don't give a [ __ ]02:06:30
about those stories02:06:31
they're a bummer though it's a bummer02:06:33
that there's those stories this would be02:06:34
the ideal scenario whoever won one if02:06:37
it's biden and comma they win and then02:06:41
that's it the transfer of power shake of02:06:43
hands people do what they've always done02:06:45
with obama do whatever you don't want to02:06:47
do that son they don't want to do that02:06:48
that's so corny you don't want to shake02:06:50
him up okay you don't want to give him02:06:51
the secrets you don't give up the keys02:06:53
he's got it give up the cards he's got02:06:55
to do it especially if he wants to run02:06:57
again see if trump wants to do it again02:06:59
he could run one more time in 2024 but02:07:01
the only way he's going to be able to do02:07:03
that he's got to be able to sit down and02:07:06
shake biden's hand and say i'll see you02:07:08
in four years [ __ ] he's got to be you02:07:10
can't said that you can't just keep02:07:12
saying that the voting is a hundred02:07:14
percent rigged and i won this election02:07:16
by a lot and02:07:18
all that's [ __ ] dangerous because02:07:19
it's just dangerous for our confidence02:07:21
it's dangerous yeah people talking about02:07:22
rise up you're gonna it's gonna be02:07:24
something something's going to do don't02:07:26
say that here's the thing i02:07:28
you got to show the evidence first02:07:31
you got to show the evidence first02:07:32
there's just to be like you have to02:07:34
compile all that evidence if there02:07:36
really is that evidence you got to02:07:37
compile it all and present it in a very02:07:40
solid way shut down02:07:42
yeah02:07:44
it's um02:07:45
it's not i mean it's above our pay grade02:07:47
dc even understand02:07:49
national politics on that scale but i02:07:51
think that as a country i think you and02:07:53
i both know02:07:55
that this country's02:07:56
this is like it's never been a position02:07:59
where you don't know what the hell is going to happen you never know like with02:08:02
you never know02:08:03
there's there's so much turmoil and02:08:06
weirdness and you never know what is02:08:07
there going to be another wave of this02:08:09
pandemic are they going to shut02:08:10
everything down again whatever what02:08:11
happens then whatever happened then we02:08:13
go with what has become our new norm02:08:16
we go back to that you know i'm saying02:08:18
like things are about to shift by the02:08:20
spring or the summer this is going to be02:08:22
in a totally different place02:08:23
in regard to how people feel about02:08:26
being in public02:08:28
again they're going to have this they're02:08:30
going to come up with some super rapid02:08:31
testing situation i hope that's going to02:08:34
make the [ __ ] um essential workers02:08:36
people in medical field feel more02:08:38
comfortable they're going to make other02:08:40
people feel comfortable02:08:41
and eventually like02:08:43
people are going to02:08:45
make decisions am i going to [ __ ]02:08:46
hope so what am i going to do02:08:48
to live i hope the vaccine and you know02:08:51
that the election gets resolved quickly02:08:54
jamie if you had a guess if you would no02:08:56
i know but i mean let them let trump say02:08:59
its result02:09:00
if you had a guess what percentage02:09:03
of uh election fraud do you think there02:09:06
was02:09:07
take a guess02:09:08
it's not zero right02:09:10
probably not zero but it's like one two02:09:12
percent like the normal polled i think02:09:14
it's really one percent that's a lot i02:09:16
mean there's 150 million votes i don't02:09:18
think it's i don't think it's02:09:19
a lot i don't think it's one but i think02:09:21
it's02:09:22
i think there's a someDescription:
Donnell Rawlings is a stand up comedian, actor, and podcaster. His podcast, The Donnell Rawlings Show, is available on YouTube and most podcast platforms. Dave Chappelle is a stand up comedian and actor. Look for Chappelle's Show now streaming on Netflix. @DonnellRawlings
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