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Since then, I don’t eat oranges anymore, I’m with a
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guy Guess who
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Yes, that’s right It’s your dick like our
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successes Why now, every time
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you come I behave strangely and
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talk some nonsense I like this girl very
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much Me I’m not asking for much Let
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everything go at least normally They’re like the
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last time before last pose pose last
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time take it easy for God’s sake sit here with your
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woman and do romance I’ll go
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talk to my brain for now God
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why every time I come he’s
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sleeping
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What hey great tits yeah If it were up to me,
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I would go there and I say,
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and the sausages, the sausages are awesome, something is so
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hot, I said something about boobs, I
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wanted to say, Sausages are delicious, but not
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yours. That is, I would eat them too, but I’m
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more into sausages, if you know
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what I mean. I
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think it turned out like last time I
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recently watched a program about serial
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killers and I thought how good it is
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that I’m not a maniac, I would definitely get caught in
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some kind of crap, for example,
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the police come to me and say, did you see
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yesterday with the murdered man and no? It’s strange, we just
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stumbled upon a couple of photos where you
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are standing with the body of a murdered person, someone wants to
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frame me And where did you find these photos on
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your Instagram details details You
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always come across them And the maniac’s nickname is
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always given by the press or the police What
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to do if you didn’t like the nickname
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victims We nicknamed children’s toys
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maniac Baby toys that I
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leave with them have a sacred meaning
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Call me the Mysterious Ripper
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there already is that The mysterious Ripper already
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exists such a maniac was caught recently he
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cut off his heels
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Why cut off the heels that’s why they called me
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mysteriously Call me the toy Ripper there
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is one too I wanted to
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say wait wait Yes I’ll guess
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super hyper-gutted, that’s not what I wanted to
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say, but what then will
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I call you back? It was an anonymous line,
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and the
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video about how I washed my coat
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gained millions of views; it was in
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many public pages and on TV. This is
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somewhat ironic, considering that the purpose of
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the video was to solve the problem so that Lucifer
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My girlfriend would not what I didn’t find out about,
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the product grew about it all over the country the most
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common advice Buy new coats hide the
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coat friends in this situation did the
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same as any man
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in my place would have done spoiling
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his girlfriend’s favorite thing I just ran away what the
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girl did to him How it ended Everything is
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fine, friends, We are adult,
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civilized people, they just gave me
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[ __ ]. Do
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you know that it’s really a child’s coat,
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your dick’s coat has actually
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shrunk, the only advice that I
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took was to wash the coat
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again to return it to the factory
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settings, I’m a [ __ ], tell me that it’s not the coat that
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has shrunk, but she’s gotten fatter Vic it’s not
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your coat that’s shrunk, it’s you getting fat
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when you went to the toilet and forgot your phone,
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you’re ready when you went to the toilet with
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your phone
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and no one even asks why you know
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why it’s customary to throw salt over your shoulder,
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it’s believed that by spilling salt you
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attract a Demon who comes and
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stands behind your left shoulder and throws himself over his
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shoulder, you kind of hit him in the eye and by
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some [ __ ] logic, this should help
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you, it doesn’t seem like you’ll
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only make it worse, [ __ ]. I just
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wanted to pinch you, but now
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I’ll give you [ __ ]
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signs of the most unreasonable thing on the
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planet. Imagine aliens will fly in
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and say if you are intelligent
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beings, then we will be friends. And if there is no
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home, we will kill everyone the [ __ ] except her,
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I will take the human woman with me and the
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man will give a tour showing everything
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that is on the animal planet, an invention of
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German people, a man like that Well, I’m glad
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you liked it, I hope for strong
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friendship between races
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and this is a sign we do this so as
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not to spoil anything
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[music]
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you think I don’t know anything don’t pretend to
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be an angel.comlution
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Hey, what happened to you I’m a woman
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I don’t need a reason to [ __ ]
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[music]
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Lord, that’s enough throw bananas at me It
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would be better if you yourself
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realize realize what
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God is right in the face Yes, how many of them do
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you have there Yes I’m calm
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Yes I didn’t do anything Lord tell me
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[music]
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but I’m going Where are
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I going I’m not talking about that you know what I’m talking about you have
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the last chance Button eyes
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Okay I was getting carried away already I complained that
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I have no sense of humor now
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I will do this more often
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why are you crying pros and cons of being in a
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strong relationship with me pros you
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will be in a strong relationship cons with
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me I thought for a long time about what
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There was a betrayal in our relationship. I didn’t know
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what to do. I consulted with my friends and
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parents and you know, no matter what they
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said, I decided to
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turn a blind eye to the betrayal and
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continue the relationship. Because I love
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you. And what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, it’s
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you who changed and
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will make us stronger. many men don’t
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understand why girls are irritable
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when they’re on their period, but imagine you live, you
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live, but then you feel that this
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tummy begins to ache, although no one hit you with
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abs, you didn’t pump shawarma, you didn’t eat But
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one morning you wake up, you throw off
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the blanket, [ __ ] your mother, the testicles fell off, no,
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they became gigantic, no, small Okay,
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too much In short, they fell off and you
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run to your dad in the kitchen and tell him
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what happened And he’s like Son, now
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this will be repeated once a month
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throughout your wonderful life,
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dad won’t say that, he’ll say your
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[ __ ] life, you’ll find out what
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Giganticus belly pills are I decided to
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call the channel octampax for men Well, I don’t
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know I liked it then you’ll
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call your girlfriend and say Listen, your
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tummy hurts Well, since you’re going to the store,
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please buy oil for the car, otherwise it’s
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over only without braces for me for
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family men, it’s so good and then it’s
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so shorter if yours the girl is angry
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be understanding and give her a treat
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Well, how did the ice cream help?
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Of course you will get it for those who love life
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hacks on the Internet, you knew that if
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you take one five-ruble coin and one
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two-ruble coin and put them on a boat like
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this and
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make a rotating movement for a minute, then
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literally in 10 seconds you
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will feel like such a dumbass
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congratulations we finished the game that on February 14 we
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still don’t have a girl you can
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spend time sharing your food her
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gifts and pay attention happy
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yes On this holiday People are divided into two
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types of people who live a life full of love
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sex and kindness of those who are in a relationship
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Listen, in fact, February 14th is
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still 1 March 8th and there is a big difference
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between being alone And no one needs I
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know you, you do
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n’t need anyone to have a good time right now you
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can call yourself a Taxi take a pizza with you
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to go to some park and
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eat it there and you will be damn
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happy you don’t need to fall in love you need to
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learn to love yourself it’s ironic but
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in order for you to have a soul mate you
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first need to become whole Yes damn it
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seems you’re right
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[music]
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maybe we’ll call your ex
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Yes, all creative people with oddities,
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they can believe in superstition,
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collect butterflies, know German.
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One of my acquaintances generally believed that if you
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treat a girl with chocolate, she
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will sleep with you because
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no, I think I finished the thought; emotions, we
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strongly experience failures. But they
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are the catalyst for
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creativity and development for us any creative
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person sometimes I come up with ideas for
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which they call me geniuses and sometimes because
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of them loneliness renounces me from the church
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We adore solitude because
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this is the time to create and create new
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benefits In the name of the planet and everything beautiful
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Well and because people are numbers We hate
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activity related to numbers and
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papers, I accepted,
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he has been doing this for two hours. And of course,
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we are not the most responsible people. There is no
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time to explain, sign up exactly the number
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955 75 85 Tell my wife to transfer
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100 thousand to this account right now, otherwise they
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will kill me on the run Vika is your husband I asked you to
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tell me
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that you don’t stop and continue
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to live,
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you’ll have chocolate. Today I
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learned to cheat again. If you have a
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wife, girlfriend, mistress or something else
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that makes you sad, then most often you
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call her, if your
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girlfriend’s name is Vika, for example, then
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I’ll rename her contact for something like
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Vika criminal investigation Vika and the FSB Ministry of Internal Affairs and
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put some
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aunt in uniform on her avatar, ready Now if you
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lose your phone, ask this Vika
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to call it and the attackers are
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more likely to give it to your
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women, and be sure to tell them about this
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life hack is how to protect yourself from scammers,
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in this way they will completely legally
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allow you to rename yourself in your address
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book and will also praise you for your
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intelligence. Which means Now, if
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your beloved woman, or your wife,
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stumbles upon your mistress with your phone
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and asks Who is Christina FSB,
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you can say It’s simple good connections,
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good
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but not long lasting By the way, that’s what I thought. If you
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call your mistress Oksana,
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internal affairs bodies, then I won’t even lie
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[music]

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