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The question arises: why do people need soap
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operas for the missing beautiful life? But you
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can’t forbid living beautifully, Nuno, at least
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on TV. Look, our
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heroine reads a book like a soap
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opera and all the time compares her life
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with the life of the beautiful Isabelle. About Isabelle.
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My friend Tanya gave me a book to read.
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where is the
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volcano of
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passion called Listen to what kind of volcano Oh
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my dear
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Isabel said
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Edmund passionately squeeze her hand Oh Isabel
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You are beautiful like the singing of birds in the spring
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forest Oh the kings of my heart Your
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sublime beauty is
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exciting with passion my tender tremulous
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soul
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Oh and me and Kolya
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that mother, you ate all the dumplings or something,
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there were eight
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packs Well,
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Isabelle passionately screamed
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Edmund with big strong
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hands at my stumps, like two twigs sticking
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out of the sleeves,
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always shaking, as if he was
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playing a tambourine, that’s yours too,
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yes And as if obeying an exciting impulse,
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Isabelle put hers down head on his
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wide, mighty shoulders, Lord,
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my shoulders have a chicken
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skeleton, if I lay my head, he
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will have an umbilical
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hernia, oh, Isabel looked at him with tenderness with
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her huge eyes, Oh my
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girl, Edmund whispered passionately,
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mine only whispered passionately once in my entire life,
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when we were leaving the construction site
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the bricks were stolen,
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the watchman is coming, we're dumping,
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we're dumping the
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[ __ ] Oh, tearing off the last clothes from his
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beautiful Bronze body, he appeared
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naked before her, God forbid,
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this ferret When he's still in sweatpants,
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and
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[music]
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his gentle, exciting fingers, these are
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my fingers, which are also exciting, I
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worry all the time, he'll wash himself off Is this Ledo
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ever or
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not the exciting fingers
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wrapped around my waist too was onana
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in packs of dumplings did not eat in general oh everything
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was fine and their lips merged into
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kisses smiling mysteriously
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Isabelle filled the bath with water and fragrant
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foam look she was going to wash
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she found the time yes
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Edmund go hurry up here, he wants to do the
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laundry Well,
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Edmund’s woman, trembling with impatience,
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joyfully ran into the
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bathroom. Listen, what a handsome and
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hard-working man he was, he gently
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caressed him;
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I want to give you a
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gift and before Isabelle had time
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to think about something, a chic mink coat fell on her shoulders
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[music]
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Down
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jacket feathers stick out as if I’ve been
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in a chicken coop all day long,
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oh, one sleeve is up to the elbow, the other is down to
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the floor, the hood is sewn on the front, I come out looking
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like a beauty Oh God, Isabelle stood
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in rapturous
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silence, silent,
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she wouldn’t say anything,
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God bless you, but the ungrateful sheep,
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Oh my love, said Edmund shook
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his shock of luxurious
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hair, mine can only shake the
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rugs from the
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balcony on his head, like on Mars,
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no vegetation
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was found Oh Lord oh Isabelle And
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now we’ll go to the boutique to buy you some
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outfits Lord, why does this fool need more
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outfits and yeah, and they got into their brand new
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silver
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Chevrolet Oh, I have
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a Zhiguli you
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210 folding bed with a
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motor dog house on
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wheels a penny that’s not the name of the car
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That’s hers
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price munda confidently drove the car
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popovanov
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to teak they noticed a sign on it
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closed
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closed closed closed by dogs buried a good
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book
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Listen Well done, she gave a good book to
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read and right from Isabel then
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Let's go to the
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auto parts store and they went to
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Edmund's store carefully looked at the
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oil filters salenblocks retractor
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relays of the
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generator that he has an old car or something,
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ball joints, injectors, look exactly like he’s
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looking at everything, he’s in the store, look oh,
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and when they went out into the street, the boutique was already
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open Isabel joyfully entered the boutique,
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she flew into the open doors, she flew in, she’s the one who’s about to
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fly in on the headstock
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[music ]
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you bastard, you know, chic dresses,
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elegant hats, exclusive handbags, the
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brute tried on things from Jean Franck,
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ferre dolcigabana,
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kargen on saliva,
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straight Oh, God, Edmund shouted everything loudly That's
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right, I tried on as much as I could,
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and Ida went
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home, shouted Edmund, we take
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everything you liked
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Oh, yeah we went to the store sandals
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Taiwan 250 rubles mother Well, you
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rolled out something on your lip, how much umm lucky and yes, if T was
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Edmund with me, I would
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cook for him, wash his socks, knit him
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from goat down,
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oh, passionately hugging, they went out into the street
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o My little cat - Edmund exclaimed, look, he
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saw some cat, he gently took her in his arms and began to
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cover her with frantic kisses, look how he
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loves cats, and mine again, your rubbish
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sausage ate
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a little embarrassed Isabelle said,
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Oh my dear, You are the best on
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earth, Lord, what a Her voice is
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disgusting,
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Edmund found himself with tenderness and looked at her
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touching little nose. Okay, too, the
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nose was small until it grew up, and not Yes,
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dear, I’m a little hungry -
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Isabel said and Edmund took her to the
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restaurant. I wish I could buy a white shirt for
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Eat. Isabel sat at the table with her hands loosened.
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her black hair Oh, come on, the
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gray hair is all painted and the bright rays of
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the sun are reflected on her numerous
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gold jewelry,
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and among my gold jewelry, I only have two
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teeth, one at the top, one at the bottom, here
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Isabel always tried to hold herself so
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that everyone could see I have gold
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[music]
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jewelry They ordered oysters lobsters
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lango sy big king prawns salmon
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steaks
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octopus tentacles I only tried crab sticks
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and tentacles
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[applause]
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menta okay So they
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eat it all eat Listen how much they
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eat in
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general look look and
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Edmund passionately kissed her thin
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long neck oh Isabelle Now open
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this beautiful box and get the
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candy right Oh my God, what beautiful
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large
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diamonds
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Oh listen, you can’t do it right away And why does she
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always have lobsters and manta rays and
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mink diamonds And I only have Kolya the
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ferret for a
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penny from Edmund Isabelle said when
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they met through week I showed
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the diamonds to the jeweler
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model and it turned out that they were fake
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[music]
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fake
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superbook super very beautiful so
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fake Oh no this can’t be Dada
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this is exactly so I’m leaving you for Diego
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No no you don’t dare oh Isabel
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my love - Edmund shouted and shot her
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right in the heart.
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Listen, Kolya and I live well.

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«Вулкан страсти». Монолог. Исп.: Е.Степаненко. Автор: Н.Коростелева. 2004 г. «Смехопанорама» №679 Оформите подписку канала - https://www.youtube.com/user/PetrosyanLive?sub_confirmation=1 Плэйлист Большой бенефис - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnFzaYY29g3v1go9lDgZYkA_PKFKFo561 Плэйлист Большой бенефис: Миниатюры - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnFzaYY29g3sPYnzSGFsxZARsTekL9G4X Плэйлист "Страсти-мордасти" - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnFzaYY29g3tu85NzlzieiTl7JeCOLTVD Плэйлист Дураки мы все - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnFzaYY29g3sFMQcDbh1eysWs6mzxqxdE

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