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so they win
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[music]
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I really hope that you like it
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today I really hope that you came to
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connoisseurs of comedy
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but this is really an unusual
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experience for you what is an unusual
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experience that two girls experience
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how it cuts you are a person who loves
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to travel and in general
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experience of the world is such a pathfinder, you are a
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researcher, you are always looking for something
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new in what you have already experienced, for
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example, but you can [ __ ] pasta, like with
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ice, it’s [ __ ] up, it’s already unusual when it’s
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not too hard, but you can make it like a pig’s comfort and
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slurp with children until how do you do this,
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do you have any development in this regard,
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what types of pasta do you give us
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a fit between here, mostly people
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traveling in this does not reach al
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dente such and drips on the right of the crown
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that there are large holes, small ones will give
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you a case of large ones then they slurp and in the
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small little holes there are big [ __ ]
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holes and I’ll tell you in an hour Dracula
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what do you know like a couple of pasta but
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tell us they didn’t give the game you’re interested
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sometimes we’ll open the world of pasta it will be
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for all of us curious
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there are solid ones Starka whether the smetnik is there
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Baida Tesheva from the [ __ ] sole which in
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children's institutions they feed Glomov's children
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they grow up then my idiot
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goes out into the big world and dad is given
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pasta now I will work for
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the government as agreed
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boldly of which country you don't find problems
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but send runes fellow countryman the latest
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news you know why Dolgopolov
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[ __ ] up pinned to his nail we have a grid for id
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to rest and told everyone that he went
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abroad to hide and it’s a weird
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topic in the know, I’ll just tell you everything,
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you know, I’m glad that you stuck around in the course at all,
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I’ll say I was joking, it
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was just a joke about Jesus and it will be exactly that
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Jesus I’m like that on a cross like that paths
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like it’s a pity
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we’re hugging no it’s really really about
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resources
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I’m in this regard your Jesus I adore him
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and pasta
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everything changes I adore it here in the world
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here he wanted to come to the show you were the
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place for me he said all the time it’s a dead end but here he’s
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always with us I’m very happy that he’s
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here I don’t know who it is to hear and he was
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at the concert Sasha Dolgopolov I think he was
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n’t offended by this now there are so many
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problems in the world for messing around and old people the
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third world war and who’s cutting it
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oishi problem none of this heat is sneezing
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here too everywhere there are problems who solved this
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only I adore him I really love him the
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time when you will be killed if I was that
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time I said
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they said everything is clear let’s not touch it’s crazy do
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n’t interfere the whole yard was two hundred and
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twenty years old discount on plates of
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pasta crowns good people my friend
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weighs 50 if we could ride on a bike, tell
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me it's [ __ ] up and he has nothing to understand, not
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only am I here no no no, but it will count,
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I joke a lot about him and I
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joke about the government, I love everyone, I love him,
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the love of Jesus is not limitless, I
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too can love him like you love Jesus,
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can they site before this, she wouldn’t want to,
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but she loves Jesus, he gets buns, whoever doesn’t
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like him gets negative feedback,
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and that’s right, everyone who doesn’t like him
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has someone who doesn’t like him
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[laughter] [
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music]
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-2
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you didn’t come here today if would not be
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a plus and who did plus drink nothing
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bad I still think that why some
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are offended by the feelings of believers 1 dinner
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feel Jesus is our father
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of tithes is the father of the
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prince the father of no lizards [ __ ] people with the father
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there is no one they hatched this egg I
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will lay out and left I ate here like a sparrow
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it's [ __ ] [ __ ] bad I wouldn't have seen the lizard
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sitting on the second party with the agreement I
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drove it
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doesn't exist nor hot defending
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you and I are people but here is Father Jesus 1
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why we can't judge we have to
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give in and never lived
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you don't know what is family he’s not his
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own he’s not his own and we’re going to sleep here for a long time
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and their travels
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need help for you come on
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Saratovskaya street 4 why does he
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love you here and I understand if he didn’t love you
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28 mother
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[music]
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[music]
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okay no
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[music]
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[applause ]
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what needs to be done if the nipples are copped
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and swollen what should be done if the nipples are
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pricked by the cable
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such things I don’t know, well, realistically, that is,
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it’s impossible to talk about
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and so what will we do today we will today
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you we will feast and tear
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I have a text discussion is not so
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important what come on, I'm
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just telling you what's going on, let's
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what a cool topic it's just
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your shitty
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and an example of
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sick things here, my
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nipples are hitting even more my
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ask for water, are you the one whose head is in front of
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the almond,
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I and Adam's apple are hammering the gabay
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[applause]
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[applause] I
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want nothing on the gymnast
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[applause]
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well, if it’s exactly wrong
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[music] it
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will be right you panties there is no smell
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seulement
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[music]
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it’s obvious to
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me of course I really love the dishes they
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lay out for me
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because you put a scarf on my face the relationship
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between I don’t lead and the ancient large
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Galapagos turtles
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that lay eggs several times
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in general centuries come to me
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Ilyukha will accept such a face loosely published
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warm wheel disk kyani dish
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of course please I don’t lay
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two huge eggs a little less than mine
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and give me only 2
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well, they have for it turns out eggs
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I did what I love, let's today is
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the day when everything is possible,
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I give myself and all of us permission to piss on
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one person,
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look, let's have hooliganism today,
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we'll be hooligans, you don't mind, you decide
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how many aggressive people and everyone
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wants to imprison you and imprison you, what a big
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practice, I'm sorry, I can't stop
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now I will teach you how to
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answer correctly hector I need your help
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pasta please Andrey Andryukha now
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you, under my strict guidance, will answer with
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Hitler who will shout
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all sorts of nasty things to you you need to do this, the main thing is do
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n’t and don’t hesitate don’t hesitate grabbed the essence of
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two minutes semi-finalist of the open
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microphone on TNT daring cutting and funny
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people laugh
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I'm together we're a team come on
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[applause]
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and then check
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and wait, they'll burst and there will be three
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chromosomes so let's do it and you
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say it again it.
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analyze what he means that you are wearing
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glasses my argument is fishing
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now I’m just and blockade it’s
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you’re already half done blaming him
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and since the ponies of fat men time flies
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will change the story this is an advertisement and yes you’re
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half
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done with him this is right this is
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one hundred percent taken from and so also Kepler
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who wants to win we simulate
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the situation gray
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[applause]
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it was very strong jokes aside
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if you want asked you kidnapped this
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who is this who is against our beloved
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this is he passed what is your name Pasha and so
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the vibration sits on your face we won’t we
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have a slot girl vows so she
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saw the bottle
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and you are good your applause
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we have already practiced on the pasta of
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the countries and now heavy robin is now
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heavy artillery yes this lagman so let's
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go everyone wants
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[music]
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and so it's so great I bought it all
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your smile are you a dear plus or what the
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hell I don’t understand you are singing and came
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ours
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but since
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that translates to some kind of vacation
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stuff your ear today
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[music]
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more
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[applause]
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let’s
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have Hitler mega h at 1 and we have to
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answer a lie must be answered
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wittily, we are being taken away,
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I sang, packing my bags, leaving, Voronin knows
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what you are doing, you served, your
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son’s girlfriend is very good,
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she said you can’t eat tomorrow at the
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fries, and Kazan, Kazani, and let them
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walk with such eyes, you know,
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maybe it’s us there, yes, you understand what it’s
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just about very,
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what kind of red pill do you have,
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it’s like a poke, keeping a large one, it’s
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a pass, it’s a pass to where in your panties or
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where and where from you just show me show
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me yours I’m trying no if I don’t worry about the
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report and sharpening the pass everywhere time sweaty
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everywhere a pass is needed you you want this
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show to be closed,
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but if we close it, we have a pass,
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open any show, well, thank you, it
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was great, we break it, we scatter it, this is the
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art of
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answering, this is cool, this can be seen by
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anyone how do
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who pesters you, yes, he says there,
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like some words, yes like 3 gis and
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[applause]
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if you already took it, take it for the other right
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[applause]
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well, be sure to deal with him at night
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when you see him in one direction of the city,
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he is in the other and go out into the street in slippers
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and a hat, take off everything else so
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that everything dangles in the wind the wind is seven
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I have boobs soda maybe
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[applause] do you
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want to stand here and give them an answer and
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bend everyone over with cancer
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I don’t even know whether to call her or not to go here that’s how I
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understand a
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woman’s rebellion
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[music]
00:28:07
keep it
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like yours
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I don’t need all the benefits I don’t excite the Ministry of Transport,
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come on only if a little bit,
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so I’m off to hitler and clearly
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now he’s defending the entire female part of
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the population, men
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[applause]
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this is a month-old
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German tank,
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I don’t see the point at all, it didn’t help, and which ones I’ll help don’t
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go together, come
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on, I can’t shut myself up, I’ll fail
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they will continue
00:30:05
[applause]
00:30:51
if this is taken out of the context of the show, I
00:30:59
[ __ ] Joe was like,
00:31:13
come on, not a comrade, enemies and so the
00:31:24
huge bangs show that you are such a
00:31:27
serious guy and don’t waste money
00:31:30
in vain and then on hairdressers
00:31:34
if you are already something else,
00:31:38
for example for gel balls which
00:31:44
well
00:31:51
show the sector the mission of the
00:31:58
anime
00:32:01
this is me leading
00:32:06
[applause]
00:32:09
well here the cat has clearly died, how would you
00:32:12
say this to the dentist and the dentist
00:32:15
earns
00:32:16
[laughter]
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on a wooden account it’s 300 rubles and in the
00:32:33
sense it’s round, striped and green
00:32:39
inside and so here it is bravo it was very
00:32:46
much thank you okay feel free
00:32:53
[music] the
00:33:03
opening act will now come out [ __ ] up who
00:33:10
the [ __ ] now the court
00:33:13
will come out bald Hawkeye here
00:33:39
I am from top to bottom this is a signature feature of Louis
00:33:47
C.K.
00:34:01
almost almost inaudibly take the dick out of your mouth
00:34:09
[applause]
00:34:11
[music]
00:34:31
even
00:34:32
or this is what I came up with, what's inaudible,
00:34:34
take the dick out of your mouth, went around
00:34:47
and people boobys since he was found,
00:34:51
it's really a generalization vessel and screaming
00:34:57
at the same time the channel of work scalded with a pipe
00:35:09
and [ __ ] up, now everything went to her last
00:35:12
night, the Tomato store 40 rubles
00:35:21
looks out the window at night
00:35:24
[music ]
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looks and falls takes photographs at night
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then the next day I'm all gone
00:35:48
now a
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family car with three shelves then cartoons
00:35:58
let's get ready just in time you came you're a
00:36:02
preparation I wasn't good for [ __ ] I didn't really cook for
00:36:12
me here don't
00:36:14
give up it's ridiculous but I understand that
00:36:17
he loves improvisation, who is he, well, yes, it’s
00:36:28
so good and so you’re beating me, I don’t want to
00:36:32
share intellectual humor with you,
00:36:34
I’ll give it to you, I’m [ __ ] I’m in so that not
00:36:37
when I played in the seventh season with
00:36:42
I gave the answer rent a carriage
00:36:46
we won we all you look in the
00:36:49
recording
00:36:51
I’m
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this it was the eighth season of the world pro 7,
00:37:33
how did he parlare all 600 rubles in his
00:37:39
pocket,
00:37:40
she didn’t play the pensioner from you
00:37:43
who is Sasa with us and she’s [ __ ] with a
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gentle July on tour,
00:37:53
she wanted something to cover the windows with rubles, I
00:37:56
want it all the time, but I’m covering the walls
00:38:10
of the dink account for me I’m running in the kitchen, I’m
00:38:14
[ __ ] pasta, rubles
00:38:18
will help me pay for their complicated nachos,
00:38:21
there are 12 and so they’ll start rubles plus on
00:38:33
tape, I’ll stick another row, that’s all the
00:38:38
money that he got like a trouser and I
00:38:40
’ll take it for myself, I’ll go to the
00:38:42
background bet, putting everything on
00:38:45
what some match of Irkutsk to cry because it’s
00:39:09
less than for now I have too
00:39:20
good a r and I’m giving you a part I don’t
00:39:24
need such a [ __ ] or
00:39:29
by the way I didn’t choose exactly those words that don’t have
00:39:31
the letter n it’s very good good it’s
00:39:38
beautifully united
00:39:42
but how come you went to the wrong place [ __ ]
00:40:04
but how honest are not red and white people
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all
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what the west is red romantic everything is
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one
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[music]
00:40:40
you tense up will become pasta
00:40:43
he he immediately understood what it was about he immediately
00:40:53
[ __ ] came to the show after
00:40:54
all palm trees crowns funny and giovanni
00:40:57
I have jokes which I
00:41:07
Well, not in the ass, yes, yes,
00:41:17
believe Moore, the girl
00:41:22
is his no-no-no-no, he’s jerking off, wait,
00:41:39
we have a stripe, he’s not sad, riding a microphone,
00:41:43
well, you stuck your purchase deep here,
00:41:52
they have a green one that should work
00:41:56
oo-oo-oo-oo -uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..no but it's good no
00:42:18
good what's the only thing you do I
00:42:20
really respect don't like what's my
00:42:27
name not
00:42:31
this is a bathhouse
00:42:33
in my maiden name like
00:42:35
how for names before
00:42:37
giving up hope that conclusions from 4 3
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4
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6 and 8 what are your names
00:42:51
seriously omitted the meaning light infantry
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[ __ ]
00:43:13
infantry
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but I myself love
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01:05:40
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01:06:49
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01:07:22
I work for
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open to everyone,
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dig deeper into the
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ground Mike is no less than a
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I was incredibly pleased to spend
01:11:05
this time with you, thank you very much for coming,
01:11:08
we do these things
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[applause]
01:11:19
we do, and every Thursday the next one
01:11:21
will be on Tuesday,
01:11:24
thank you bye
01:11:25
[applause] [
01:11:28
music]

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