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[music]
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7 buenos and even dias again you again me and
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again what have been waiting for a long time if not all then
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very many this game and
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Helen and Soleil chance that is someone else's as
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you might guess isolation I am someone else's
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dream the first part what terrible glitches and the
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first part of the film I saw the stranger back
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then, you know, we were taller than
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the stools that I’m sitting on,
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the film itself is from 1979, that is, it’s very
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ancient, I wasn’t born yet, in general,
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so I, in general, all the parts of the stranger, I
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saw it as a child, never once did he, in
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general, it didn’t scare me, it’s not a change that it’s the
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first part in this entire franchise
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that positions itself as a fantasy horror film,
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but if it didn’t cope with the task of a
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horror film when I was little, I don’t know
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what chances someone else’s xenomorph has to scare
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me when I’m already an adult, but in general
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the plot is like that 15 years after the
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events of the first Alien film.
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Ellen Ripley named Amanda, this name
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scratches my ear right in the ear,
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goes to look for her mother, in search of
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her mother, well, of course, not a damn thing,
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guessed anywhere, some
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long screensavers began to make a
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face on her, I don’t know what to call these
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emotions, which were not reflected, such a
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feeling that she wanted to stick her finger in his eye,
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but by the way I was thinking about the topic
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that the main character, as you may
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have noticed, does not look like Sigourney Weaver,
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namely Sigourney Weaver played Helen Ripley
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in all parts of the film Alien Aliens Alien
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3 Alien 4
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but Amanda looks like Helen Ripley they are
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like Sigourney Weaver because Sigourney
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Weaver didn’t always have such sharp
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facial features that you can look at and
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cut yourself in the seventy-ninth year
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specifically it was very
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clearly so smooth and so Amanda has
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such smooth faces facial features look at Taras
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but you know
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what as far as graphics
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go after Ethan Carter such a
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high-budget project as I think that
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it is high-budget like someone else's like they were
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like the future leave oh people are still
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catching eggs with a wolf from well wait
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but this is subtle humor for practically
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pensioners not everyone played this this
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crap I see in this horror it
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reminds me of my legs right away from you there, I also
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saw my legs and they play an
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important role in saving the ass
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that was adjacent to them from above,
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this is the terminal we have such terminals
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all over the city, only cards for it are
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new, no one has
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anything to overwrite horseradish this sign
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is equal to let's piss save them on
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an audio cassette, that is, the film game, you know,
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it is so in the spirit of 79, that is,
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as if immediately after the film, disembark
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to play, this same warship
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of some kind is recorded on a magnetic
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cassette,
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you can wash the ass of a stranger when
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he will eat the worms didn’t appear and I don’t know
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about why
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Akira is it so dark then she undressed
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so she could get dressed turned off the light bastards
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like this is it really for forgery to show the
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drawn ass of a computer
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woman please people in the end,
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as a rule, from the company they arrived for the
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flight recorder of the ship Nostromo we
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request permission to immediate
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transfer of the group
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reception will not work, I see from here that
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they have an antenna for man,
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according to the new law, all the swear words were baked in,
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so it’s unclear, this is the
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Sevastopol station there, they don’t give anyone, they
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would have indicated that Mr. [ __ ] was
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frying kebabs or why
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the brick was spilled now suddenly we have
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something here then you can see some other recording of Yulia
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read night I love reading the forum
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grew up relaxing little ones grandma is
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damaged
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mom is damaged no mom is alive
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so written off but boys girls of
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rock you have already heard rumors about
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Sevastopol
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now I can confirm with the official it was
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decided to dismantle the station of course from the
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Russians permanently there is no money to
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maintain their space stations
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in the mouth compote us from her in bast shoes what was it
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you had some local this is a local
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this is a future psychopath not a psychopath from
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the future outlast stood along the way here everyone has gone
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crazy instead of Kolesov Kira apparently the
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alien himself will be running behind you about
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the films, and I promised to tell you
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my anarchy opinion, the first part,
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of course, was magnificent Ridley Scott, an
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Oscar for
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something, the music, the graphics and
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special effects, or something like that
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Vandov Street, but the second part of
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Maiden James Cameron naturally became an
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action movie because James Comey he
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always films
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something that looks very much like an action movie, so
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look now, but the authorities
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left bloody traces after
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you step in the turd, he holds a wrench
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that I can wring from him, but first
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I can listen to the voice recorder when I
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turn on these voice recorders, not everyone
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knows that how in this Ivan Vasilyevich
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is changing his profession now Vysotsky is about to
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play like this, the second part of the game
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has already become a seasoned action movie where there
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were more than one alien, by the way the film was called
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not alien 2 and the strangers of
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these strangers threshed on the wires to the left
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brave brave humanoid people
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let's say so and no, there were some military people there,
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so this is part of the game, this is
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part of the game, the events of this game
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take place after the first film, aliens
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will be here, as I understand it 1, because
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if they said that this was after the second
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part, the aliens
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were already quite mortals,
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quite killed here as I heard, I’ll
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have to run away basically, so
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many people didn’t like the second part,
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many say that the second part has already
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ruined the
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entire Alien franchise, but the second part
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collected exactly one Oscar more than 1,
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that is, two Oscars for visual special effects
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and for something else the third part of
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the film Alien 3, that's it, in my opinion,
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who are the real killers of this franchise,
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although on Kinopoisk the film has a rating of 7,
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but damn, even at that time, the film is
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disgusting, in my opinion, Alien is
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drawn extremely poorly,
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why is it Wednesday 1, I don’t want to put my
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ass
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here I always let the lady in front in
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this kind of crap, I’d rather admire a woman’s perdo tank
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but you’re going to have sex or what to
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linger,
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he said [ __ ] sitting in one place and for
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exactly 20 seconds
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you’re all crawling around in the ventilation, although
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judging by the sounds in the background somewhere- then there are
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whales swimming here
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as you say the ship is called Ishimura
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otherwise he would have killed me especially or you
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or you you understand when you take it out and
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here is the blood for that belatedly
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I even guess who guess the
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bastard there is someone talking hiccups
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subtitles written
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and that it was me who killed him something I didn’t know that a
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stranger could do this it’s a giant
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penis similar in grip more like a
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movie find a rise from the depths than a
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stranger extra stalls audio recording a good
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source of information about the life of the inhabitants of
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the station [ __ ] it I need it I
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wanted you to receive information about the life of the
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inhabitants of what then [ __ ], I would watch
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volume 2
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but I swear this is not the case
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and here here is here,
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[ __ ], but I don’t even know in even you know in a
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game that is not a horror shooter, even there
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they shoot worse here, it’s just some
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snipers to another, but I don’t know
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if I can I need some treatment, I think I had a
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first aid kit, well,
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use an injection from the USA, the first aid kit here is
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some kind of wide right here, straight through
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Vienna, I’m a dick and now we
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continue the crazy race again, let the
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horseradish shoot, didn’t put it correctly higher, they’re going to
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shoot the hell out of me for now trying to understand
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where the passage is not here we see
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well we will know that we need to go right
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there video to the stairs then there is a
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feeling that it would be better for me to
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go there before they came, but now
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this damn thing is going to hit me, that is, when the chick
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ran away I then had to pick it up
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devices to go upstairs now I have
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practically no chance
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left to pass how can I so we can we
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can all should notice aren’t they
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too observant guys
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and they don’t walk they stand and wait mine don’t give
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a damn
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no here one went and my
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comrade
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this is mine chance
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great [ __ ] why is she turning on herself like that
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time
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yeah [ __ ] it just great [ __ ] I don’t
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know no this is
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the game that everyone has been waiting for which
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many people like I don’t like at all for a very
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understandable reason I thought ahaw
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and it’s considered like something she doesn’t know too much
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done through one place I understand what they
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want from me, but if they wanted to
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cancel this right away somehow, they
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would direct me to immediately run to this communication center,
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instead of walking here, I'm screwed,
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open a map with the sea, how far am I
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from the communication center? before China, he
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can be here and was on 4 here, no
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there, I was already there, it means to the left in too, don’t
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run,
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amazing, you are amazing, the atmosphere of
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the game is unique, simply amazing, the atmosphere, I
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praise it, it’s atmospheric, it’s just [ __ ] awesome, it’s an
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atmospheric horror game, it’s core, it’s very
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scary here, it’s getting worse and worse horror in this
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game is the current of control,
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yes, this game is outdated, like movies in general,
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probably damn about someone else
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for ten to twenty years, that is, in 90
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eighty-nine shooting gallery-1 sides, I
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would have gone nuts from the game now I’m just now
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she’s just trying to piss me off It
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seems to me that she’s actively trying to
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hang me up with her idiotic stealth bridges,
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that’s just idiotic because
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no one taught me to clearly bypass the enemy, yes I can
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switch some kind of horseradish there, which is the
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speakers or not the speakers, the
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note is the shield on the wall, damn it’s needed
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at all, it’s not clear, but it’s yes,
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where did it come from,
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yes
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[music]
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about veterans, they still need a mess, you can
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kill yourself, what a decent [ __ ] girl,
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just [ __ ] these, I [ __ ] how to play this
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[ __ ], someone explain what the [ __ ] this
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[ __ ] is, how can you even
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call this a game, it’s just [ __ ] [ __ ] up what a
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[ __ ] pointless [ __ ] it's just [ __ ] I
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hate stealth I [ __ ] hate it [ __ ] and
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this is not [ __ ] horror this is stealth what kind of
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[ __ ] here wrote to the choir in some
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place at least not to be scared at least write that
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bank transfer shows idiocy [ __ ] then
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everything has been done here to make the game as
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uncomfortable as possible and it’s impossible,
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otherwise poor saves, here’s a gun
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that you can’t pick up from the floor and stupid
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stealth when you’re noticed, anyone like that
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can
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play great,
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the game of the century just came out, I don’t know, it’s getting worse,
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[ __ ], and it’s getting worse, I don’t
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know, it’s all normal, it’s going to be rude, it’s a
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very strange game with
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very strange controls with very
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strange we all don’t know what they said
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about the graphics before that the scientists are whining about [ __ ]
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she’s just [ __ ] here to be embarrassed now
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now I don’t like this game they
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will mock me just under my arms
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[ __ ] on everything the
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graphics are [ __ ] she runs slowly pour in
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just like this to become with this at such a
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speed normal comes they run for
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that matter it’s a complete fuck-up what’s
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behind the object who can you run away from at
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such a speed just super easy to be
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stunned I’m withering without a button accordion but why not
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give me a gun they started [ __ ] your mother this
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anyway, it’s not horror anymore, what the hell,
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why should I run around here and climb so
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what if it’s such an awesome stealth
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look how feb is made there they want it
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left to puke, I don’t want to puke, unlike
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yours, this amazing game and here
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all the music is playing such a hole needs to be
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salted the gun is already hanging in the air,
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as if he’s saying, well, take me, take
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me, maybe it won’t fall into your pocket
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if it crawls up, no, it didn’t fall, but
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she wants some other gun, one of
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those, despite the fact that she’s a lieutenant, she’s
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not a lieutenant at all, and she
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doesn’t know how to be a lieutenant Apparently someone who won’t teach you how to shoot, but
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you can take a revolver, it’s a
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special revolver, black before
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that, that is, the revolver and they were
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wrong, she couldn’t pick them up,
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she slept
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well
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[music] I’m
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surprised [ __ ],
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this is something and you’re not that big cool,
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just don’t give me control now,
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let her run away from him, oh my god, these are
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squid tentacles,
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what is
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this tail,
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maybe a movie of something deep or a flashlight
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on the wall for him to
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run after [music]
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but he doesn’t have a nose until he can’t
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smell them
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[music]
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but he disappeared
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they are very interesting to know where this was the
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first appearance of the alien, you can say in
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all its glory and he was visible for as long as
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10 seconds after which he went
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somewhere about his business and did not
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pursue Amanda; behavior for
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horror is very strange this is a lizard here are the
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authorities Chris Walker then Gyulsara did not
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give up at least he until the
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last dragon I have to restore
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long-distance communication
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but
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android touchy touched his
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cyber felt well at
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least they looked at the blood in
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short it’s clear android can’t kill yes here’s
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a hint the game gave a hint of exactly this
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this episode that he shot him
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android, as if it’s bad, you know, I
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caught myself with obsessive thoughts, I want to
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shoot the
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android in the tower and see what happens,
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I accepted in general, that is, shoot
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someone in the head, this is my obsessive
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thought, now what’s in this game I don’t have a gun
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as a talisman yet,
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don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind
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that I have it, it even calms me down
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more than the talisman of any god that is
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usually worn around the neck, but in reality there is
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a gun in my pocket, it
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will bring a little peace and politeness to any situation,
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even if everything is very bad
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but Alien 4 after especially Alien 3
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which in my opinion is a
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complete failure of [ __ ] wow where did I
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get out Joe 4 you know they decided
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apparently the creators thought so but Alien in the
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horror style was already in the drama style
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was also in the style
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sense not in the drama style action movie
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and now to make a stranger in the style of a drama, what
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if he shoots and in someone else’s 4 Helen
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Ripley gives birth to her own child,
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either from someone else’s or the stranger’s own,
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in short, some kind of mixture of
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really hellish pity in this film
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evokes only at the moment when
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the main thing no spoilers just all
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part 4 Helen Ripley is thinking of killing either
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her child or no god he’s still
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my child or he’s still going to be killed
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what the hell he found me from here. it’s
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not that I was scared, but
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I approve of the unpleasant moment, but if I were just
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another [ __ ] who took it and will make a
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spray, and a [ __ ] with balls, usually
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because when boys play horror games,
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they squeal louder than women for some reason,
00:22:06
I would now let out something - something from Vitas
00:22:09
but unfortunately the tonsils don’t allow the
00:22:12
tonsils and dignity of the hedgehog someone is
00:22:16
walking through the ventilation there, you see two
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signals,
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it’s good that it’s going on there you have them
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here I have what artist did
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Russia lose what the hell are you doing here
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idiot [ __ ] [ __ ] I’ll come someone else’s attack
00:22:45
here you bastard are putting lives, that is,
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a few, well, the creature, where are we going
00:22:56
next, I’ll shoot at the ban before
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before taking a [ __ ] step,
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where did you come from here, that’s your [ __ ] mother,
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by the way, did you notice that the stranger has a smaller mouth in his
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big mouth,
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that is,
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it’s not interesting how did he do it like that? I
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should have asked Charles Darwin about this
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why Lucia gave him such a
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bonus as 2 small mouths in a
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larger one with larger teeth, and the
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elevator itself opened now, I would like to [ __ ] them even
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before I wouldn’t mind she’s so trusting VK, well,
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although she has there is a pistol with a pistol
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cliche I would be Rambo and would not ride alone
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in the elevator afraid of old grandmothers,
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well, it’s like a year here, suddenly they
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were in the partisans at one time, think about it,
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the grandmother will suit me and warm it up,
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let’s give me a magic screen on
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which you can use your finger I'll take my grandson and
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call me, I have two questions:
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firstly, when in games they will already make
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a mission so that they can react to the
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strange behavior of the heroes,
00:24:40
I'm hitting glass like a hammer with a funeral for him,
00:24:43
and secondly, why when
00:24:46
smoke comes out of the glass from the computer and what is it far it
00:24:51
scraps of glass flies off on the glass,
00:24:53
nothing appears, so apparently there’s
00:24:55
still smoke behind it, okay, I can find fault
00:24:58
with anything as much as I want, so dude, I have
00:25:06
bad news for you, I found
00:25:07
Morley,
00:25:08
I think she died, I’m certainly not a doctor,
00:25:12
but she’s not moving, but now she’s definitely
00:25:38
hello, hello, my big-faced [ __ ],
00:25:48
and here I can,
00:25:53
charming, isn't it Rubik,
00:26:04
he can do it anyway
00:26:13
oh damn
00:26:17
[applause]
00:26:20
this is actually not bad
00:26:25
[laughter]
00:26:42
find it is in February,
00:26:46
well, what kind of food I don’t understand, this hatch was taken away from me
00:26:50
and the scanner preferred about it what
00:26:53
happened there all of a sudden, what to do to exhaust him, he’s
00:26:56
black, it’s dark here, he wouldn’t be visible under the
00:26:58
manor
00:26:59
or 5 freak, great thumping save, [ __ ]
00:27:02
you, USB, pulled your trousers away from the
00:27:11
si how will we get there, cunning faces and I
00:27:35
already know perfectly well the [ __ ] code and [ __ ] you with
00:27:37
cards you don’t need
00:27:43
to visit, you can slam the door in the locker
00:27:46
as if with such force it’s as if you left
00:27:49
your ex, come on no, [ __ ] me, I got in here, but
00:27:54
when I had a lover, the first thing I do
00:27:56
between the closet is I hear how he’s there for everyone,
00:28:04
she tells me he’ll look in here now, [ __ ], [ __ ]
00:28:07
you
00:28:08
where are you here you won’t pass you won’t pass
00:28:14
and a stranger knows what a closet is oh my
00:28:23
god
00:28:42
so he walked and walked be quieter quieter
00:28:47
now I’ll collect my things and let’s go with such
00:28:51
things he’s a fool when someone
00:28:54
is going to collect belongings to walk around
00:28:56
here he usually dies from your mother no
00:29:02
let's meet this is my friend 4 on someone else's heads
00:29:08
this is sex in its purest form she'll leave this
00:29:14
newly made couple in love alone fading
00:29:24
cool made hit the TV hit the
00:29:31
TV armored terek rainbow
00:29:42
relevant as [ __ ]
00:29:44
and here there's no saving it does
00:29:47
n't even smell cool at all
00:29:54
it's horror but here it's
00:29:58
like you heard oh my god, the parallel
00:30:01
slammed the door again, what a great guy, how
00:30:05
she infuriates me, oh my god, why is this
00:30:07
game made so stupidly in some
00:30:09
moments why the hell are you slamming the door,
00:30:11
do it how many times did you say don’t do
00:30:13
this, took it and slammed the doors on the
00:30:15
closet again, [ __ ] your mother, what the hell Is there something special to
00:30:18
put pressure on to get out quietly or is she
00:30:19
always jumping out like a fool, my ass, what a
00:30:23
nit, Amanda is really a nit, the court
00:30:26
is over, I’m basically [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:30:29
stupid [ __ ] sheep from [ __ ] your mother, that’s a [ __ ],
00:30:32
I’m not okay, I thought I’d add it up as soon as
00:30:35
I found out that the main character it's a woman, all the
00:30:37
women, damn they're stupid, they can't [ __ ]
00:30:39
navigate any situation,
00:30:41
you're a dick and walk door on door against the closet,
00:30:44
you know very well, although this one, hear it, it'll kill you, it'll come,
00:30:46
swollen hire, and I'm used to it, I've been
00:30:50
getting out of the car all my life, tell me by
00:30:51
the door and walked in it's fine it does
00:30:54
n’t happen that you can’t closet and pat stand
00:30:59
Amanda Amanda Sasha was sitting with me why are you
00:31:01
now
00:31:03
screwing it with all the Siemens dope with this little door,
00:31:06
try to look
00:31:08
and where is it stored it’s difficult decided
00:31:10
below not to close it, found out the last name is
00:31:12
Dr. Inga,
00:31:15
try not to knock the doors Ripley
00:31:19
everyone, we ask you very much, how about we save
00:31:24
something here, I haven’t thought about this before,
00:31:27
but it’s possible or about and you’re so quietly
00:31:34
handling the phone with a dick, don’t press the
00:31:36
buttons with your fist, why not, stupid
00:31:41
cow,
00:31:44
because why the hell are you answering me,
00:31:46
suffer,
00:31:48
play more Ford playing shitty games,
00:31:51
we love it when you swear, swear,
00:31:53
it’s always on topic and in the right amount,
00:31:55
but I already said that I don’t
00:31:57
swear there, I talk honestly,
00:31:59
stolen from Trachtenberg’s novel, a joke
00:32:04
with the sounds of a draining toilet, [ __ ], he
00:32:08
walks here, it frightens me, by
00:32:13
the way Have you ever wondered
00:32:15
why there are skeletons in offices,
00:32:18
that the doctor didn’t forget where the bones are, why the
00:32:23
hell is he so skeered, why is he
00:32:25
standing here in our biology class, the skeleton was it
00:32:33
was the favorite subject of the children in the whole school,
00:32:34
but then it was removed, someone inserted
00:32:41
teeth into the skeleton china rick in the jaw and thighs with a
00:32:49
paper dick and it was
00:32:52
by a happy coincidence of fate my
00:32:55
classmates
00:32:59
guess who came up with the idea about the dick
00:33:01
actually well is he coming here did it
00:33:28
turn out even better than I thought I also committed
00:33:30
suicide at once with
00:33:32
one blow of two birds with one stone 5 a stupid woman
00:33:35
can’t throw a Molotov cocktail from under
00:33:37
the bed so as not to burn everything to hell,
00:33:39
this is an impossible task, it can
00:33:44
wait until you are completely out of the game in front of
00:33:48
[music]
00:33:49
I can set the difficulty to easy, maybe
00:33:52
he’s generally deaf and blind,
00:33:53
I’m walking around with a stick it’s a stranger,
00:33:57
I can’t [ __ ] see what a stupid face damn it,
00:34:03
it’s probably one of the developers of this
00:34:05
game,
00:34:09
you know what I’ll show you how my grandfather
00:34:11
set fire to tanks
00:34:14
and was a [ __ ], he was offended at most,
00:34:25
it seems to me that he was
00:34:33
climbing, so he’s buying guts and remembering
00:34:36
the song of the group Leningrad, the album Baba Robot,
00:34:39
where I’m a plumber, it’s not easy for being harmful, he does
00:34:42
n’t give me milk
00:34:48
because it’s really not easy here, I’m
00:34:50
afraid to see a stranger here and [ __ ]
00:34:53
happens, so the customer
00:34:59
can’t get this [ __ ], you’ve come to a place where you’re
00:35:01
not there, [ __ ] your mother, [ __ ], why the [ __ ] should I [ __ ] come
00:35:06
here again, I’ve already [ __ ] up the
00:35:13
phones again in the wrong direction, of course, [ __ ]
00:35:16
it, who will call from the hospital,
00:35:18
relatives, and there he is, and for some reason they didn’t draw it on the map,
00:35:22
great, great, yay, dancing, everyone, go out,
00:35:28
people, everything is paid for, finally, [ __ ]
00:35:30
save, great, yay, hurray, disco,
00:35:35
[ __ ], come on, it’s a shitty way out
00:35:39
for this somehow take the holiday in hand,
00:35:43
the holiday comes to us along with
00:35:45
Coca-Cola, everything is great, everyone has fireworks, there’s
00:35:49
no phone here, [ __ ] in such
00:35:51
Japanese moments, [ __ ] normal, anyone,
00:35:53
because human cressida is a [ __ ], save it,
00:35:56
just don’t [ __ ] someone else, go [ __ ] yourself,
00:35:59
go [ __ ] die, run around in
00:36:01
this hospital first fifty more [ __ ] times and
00:36:02
all of you, our [ __ ],
00:36:05
burned out gave this game that they made this game for yoga
00:36:07
that [ __ ] people were pissed off at the empty stupidity
00:36:11
oh [ __ ] endless we absolutely don’t give a
00:36:14
[ __ ] and your husband go [ __ ] here
00:36:17
as much as he can what the [ __ ] buttons your
00:36:21
mother [ __ ] took away from me you're falling
00:36:25
specifically crazy [ __ ] this is the last first aid
00:36:27
kit what the [ __ ] should you do what do you want
00:36:29
to open the doors now stinking [ __ ] onions
00:36:37
what cho what cho for for for for for for the whole
00:36:42
and this is what I should have seen crawled
00:36:47
you're a [ __ ] cow for storing I won't go again
00:36:49
from the distant save here on foot
00:36:51
moving upwards
00:36:54
it's just a miracle that I saw
00:36:56
this [ __ ] that I was just running nearby and
00:36:59
accidentally reacted to the button on this date,
00:37:02
it's impossible to see here
00:37:03
why if you are told to enter the
00:37:06
[ __ ] door here and it doesn't open a damn thing and
00:37:10
you have to go back [ __ ] turn
00:37:12
your age turn the birdhouses with a sting and
00:37:15
find some scene
00:37:16
chopped off the staircase which you can’t see a
00:37:18
damn thing the floor how people should be
00:37:21
hated in general just [ __ ] yes it’s a
00:37:25
stranger probably waiting perfectly well come on the
00:37:28
cow come on
00:37:31
clearly the place of a stranger would be sitting here it’s not
00:37:33
hot they’re with everyone Russia was waiting and here and
00:37:35
here there will be a zahir of
00:37:36
any other game over it would be great,
00:37:39
play with me I’ll finish myself at this moment,
00:37:40
remember no less kicking
00:37:42
us earlier the end would be truly
00:37:45
unpredictable and there are some gopniks standing there
00:37:49
but I just saved, I’ll just
00:37:52
take my darling away now and we will continue
00:37:54
to play from the next episode and negritos like
00:37:58
life is a dish to hello to the developers your
00:38:01
mother enjoy the [ __ ] you look like
00:38:07
Cuba Gooding Jr. and you actually went
00:38:11
to get from so si
00:38:14
actor I just saved and I don’t give
00:38:17
a [ __ ]
00:38:18
about Zhorik came well guys
00:38:36
hear it’s busy here
00:38:38
Dude, so you my knight you decided not to
00:38:42
protect and I already have a defender and
00:38:45
Niger at night, Miron,
00:38:48
Taimon, you may not be
00:38:53
so close to it, but you
00:39:09
will agree to the boys, but who else
00:39:11
will show you, but no one just
00:39:15
had to call the channel not useless
00:39:17
incomparable [ __ ] this day I just don’t
00:39:22
know
00:39:23
what kind of crappy korba do I have to have for
00:39:26
all these bugs to get into my recording of the show that’s
00:39:28
all this is all buggy and golf broke
00:39:31
in pizza fell into the ground here in general
00:39:34
damn these killers are almost in the gums
00:39:37
they came running to [ __ ] with me, these are
00:39:38
unique cases of just fantastic
00:39:41
pancakes of wounds in general, bad luck like an award, I
00:39:43
hope you have already noticed that I’m walking at
00:39:46
full height here calmly, I’m taking a funeral
00:39:47
ru
00:39:48
this is because I watched how
00:39:51
others play, like well, like me before, like pricks
00:39:54
they crawl they squeal they flinch
00:39:57
from the sounds I agree to do all this but
00:40:00
not when I’m not really
00:40:02
scared I’m scared exactly one thing is
00:40:04
to lose die far from the previous
00:40:06
save the rest I don’t give a damn
00:40:08
now I have save next to you jump
00:40:12
out of the food whip me seven I’m seven [ __ ] there is
00:40:14
a gun and finally fired a couple of times
00:40:23
when someone else didn’t come running at this noise, I don’t
00:40:25
understand, you’re sneaking around here, you’re afraid to fart
00:40:29
again, so he doesn’t jump out, then the
00:40:31
elevator rumbles, he doesn’t
00:40:33
care
00:40:36
that the astronaut’s dream is some kind of
00:40:45
hunchbacked moon
00:40:46
and this only for some reason the earth in
00:40:49
the future is not round some kind of horseradish
00:40:51
knows, but apparently a couple of nuclear
00:40:54
missiles someone [ __ ] the pony properly after
00:40:55
all, I’ll turn on the transit you protect
00:40:58
my people while I’m not there all the time
00:41:02
keep in touch chocolate bunny
00:41:05
there is a plan better, why not just
00:41:08
do it like this, don’t attack innocent
00:41:16
people, why wait for something like this when they
00:41:20
attack you first, that’s crap, she didn’t
00:41:23
fly up to great heights, I just wanted to
00:41:25
save us the trouble of taking care of
00:41:28
this [ __ ], but damn, okay, I mean,
00:41:31
their pastor according to the old cowboy tradition, I decided
00:41:34
to shoot this horse, it’s of no use,
00:41:36
I don’t understand why I should be
00:41:39
great, why are you picking on me, I don’t understand,
00:41:44
you idiot, they won’t fall again, what’s the
00:41:46
point of starting, so it’s better to shut up,
00:41:48
or did you say the ranger is [ __ ]
00:41:52
so I don’t I know this character, why
00:41:55
should I worry about her life
00:41:57
after us, what difference does it make to me that she
00:41:59
already regretted getting involved,
00:42:04
I warned you all, I ask
00:42:08
everyone’s forgiveness for spoiling the whole
00:42:11
atmosphere,
00:42:12
if it exists at all, but here was a simple
00:42:16
nervous girl so that when
00:42:18
strangers talk to me, the black woman already
00:42:20
regretted that she was
00:42:23
obviously not very different, there were very few blacks,
00:42:26
Mike Tyson, Roy Jones, he and everyone and May
00:42:34
Michael Jackson, I don’t know any more blacks, that’s
00:42:42
why a stranger can’t attack them, and what is
00:42:44
missing in this game? zombies are missing in
00:42:46
this game, it would be fun in general, I think
00:42:50
that just like they started making films where all the
00:42:53
super heroes met and cartoons and
00:42:57
comics where all the supervillains are together
00:42:59
against all the superheroes,
00:43:01
it’s time to make a game where all the evil generally
00:43:04
invented by man will be
00:43:06
opposed by the main enemy, in general
00:43:09
there is already such a game this is dark souls,
00:43:15
but I mean make it a horror movie,
00:43:18
we watched the movie cabin in the woods,
00:43:20
everything was shown there well, by the way, have
00:43:24
any of you thought about it? They
00:43:27
often say in the news that the
00:43:29
astronauts
00:43:30
spent four hours in outer space
00:43:32
while they were fixing some [ __ ] there,
00:43:36
imagine the situation you're an astronaut,
00:43:39
you went into outer space for 4 hours or even
00:43:43
more and you wanted to take a piss,
00:43:47
what are you going to do, tell your
00:43:51
partner, dude, listen, let's go back for about
00:43:54
ten minutes or something, or on the website in the
00:43:58
left pant leg, I don't know where, as if they might have it
00:44:02
there I don’t know, there’s some kind of tube
00:44:04
attached, but it’s not the worst
00:44:07
situation that can happen in
00:44:08
outer space, imagine that you
00:44:10
went into outer space to fix
00:44:12
some [ __ ] for 4 hours or more,
00:44:14
and you wanted to take a [ __ ], you really wanted to
00:44:18
know,
00:44:19
but in principle, probably everything was thought out and
00:44:23
there, too, there’s a tube attached, like a sake, to the
00:44:28
left pant leg, kakahi to the right one, then he
00:44:32
flew to the station, shook it out, and set it up, she’s an
00:44:39
extraterrestrial, how did you guess it, damn I
00:44:42
would never have thought that on some
00:44:44
god knows what planet in the god knows
00:44:46
forsaken in a corner of the world there may be
00:44:49
something unearthly lying, what
00:44:50
is this a knot and what stupidity is
00:44:59
he he was watching somewhere it’s probably
00:45:02
either a TV or a telescope we go we
00:45:08
go further I by the way watched someone else’s and and
00:45:10
and waited for the next part to come out and
00:45:13
tell us who who is this
00:45:16
alien, where is the mountain here,
00:45:18
where did the aliens come from, but no, the directors
00:45:20
decided that it would be more interesting to film how an
00:45:22
alien and a predator would fight, who both, who the hell
00:45:25
knows where they came from,
00:45:27
have never seen a more monstrous scenario in my life, but this
00:45:32
film that Prometheus before they
00:45:35
said that he arrived was aliens cancel
00:45:39
now I’ll watch it I didn’t understand at all what
00:45:41
the movie was about, who didn’t understand what
00:45:43
Prometheus was about I realized they just stole
00:45:45
350 rubles from me for a movie ticket and did
00:45:50
n’t show anything at all, that is, they’re flying, they’re
00:45:52
flying, they’ve arrived yet and I don’t even remember
00:45:55
what’s there finished how this film ended
00:45:59
for the powerful through it smooths out as if
00:46:03
it’s a sex slit
00:46:04
you’re at the base they what that you’re not in the power it wo
00:46:07
n’t absorb where your hands then you stick it and
00:46:10
carefully and what’s the matter and the choke turned off of
00:46:12
course I don’t know what you did yet tell me
00:46:16
I didn’t touch anything, I didn’t do anything and I’m
00:46:20
so slow, [ __ ] it, I sat down
00:46:32
Shura will drive all over this ship
00:46:34
until his balls just burst from the heat
00:46:36
haule haule read Dhahran’s junk
00:46:40
here, get out of here, don’t fail the
00:46:49
s-orbitals all-
00:46:56
the dude is still alive, maybe you can’t see with your black
00:46:58
eyes, I’m generally busy, I’ve just got a shitload of [ __ ] to do here, you
00:47:04
[ __ ], you’re jora
00:47:17
just crazy, [ __ ] up, great,
00:47:27
managed to do
00:47:42
it, and went to
00:47:47
where the [ __ ]’ elevator is, where Annaha has
00:47:54
a lot of [ __ ] complaints about me this game but this is the
00:47:57
first time I’ve seen such a long fatality, the
00:47:59
first time I’ve seen this [ __ ] when it’s still
00:48:02
blinking in some [ __ ] ass in full
00:48:05
just [ __ ] where to go what do you want from me
00:48:08
[ __ ] mother okay you wrote
00:48:10
in Russian but [ __ ] . you put it on the
00:48:12
map just like the [ __ ] Uzbeks, the [ __ ] is already [ __ ]
00:48:15
set up, [ __ ] the Tajiks are
00:48:18
working, it’s the same [ __ ] thing that
00:48:20
always happens, I’m just, I’m just in
00:48:25
general, [ __ ] me, I’m in shock, I’m just [ __ ] in shock, I’m
00:48:28
just [ __ ] tetanus, [ __ ]
00:48:31
natural [ __ ], on what the [ __ ] elevator
00:48:33
where [ __ ] why do you give a [ __ ] to me while your
00:48:36
[ __ ] comrade developer [ __ ] and
00:48:40
[ __ ] ours is completely over or
00:48:42
great maybe the map is still
00:48:44
spinning maybe I just don’t know which
00:48:46
dick to turn there she was swimming there [ __ ]
00:48:49
2d [ __ ] dick looking for yupta imagining stinking
00:48:56
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] shooting everyone’s
00:48:58
dicks bli
00:49:00
yes, my nerves are also at the [ __ ] limit,
00:49:03
in general, [ __ ] you know at what limit
00:49:05
such a limit is for what you don’t even know, [ __ ]
00:49:07
and get [ __ ], go away,
00:49:14
close the menu and the menu who shot
00:49:19
was delivered [ __ ] stinking bastard
00:49:25
Zhora you better [ __ ] don’t even bother me
00:49:27
really it
00:49:29
seems like an elevator that I'm an idiot, is
00:49:42
it an elevator and let's look at this
00:49:46
map and bloons who I want to notice that
00:49:49
already and the icon is before taking a shitload of
00:49:52
knowledge I don't know the elevator is this the wrong elevator
00:49:56
or the wrong one I'm just looking for another I won't
00:49:58
go I don't give a [ __ ] it’s just that in general, a
00:50:03
beard usually knows when there is
00:50:05
some kind of goal in the game, I’m on another floor,
00:50:08
first showing you which staircase to
00:50:10
go through or which elevator that will take
00:50:12
you to the right location, I don’t give a damn about a
00:50:14
stack of cards, [ __ ] those, I’ll point my finger at
00:50:17
Kolya the fox, but here’s where- then on one of
00:50:19
these 50 floors look like unique
00:50:24
[ __ ] you among the report from another
00:50:30
fatality you decided to take me for
00:50:33
missionary use [ __ ] how
00:50:36
everything pisses me off how everything pisses me off I just
00:50:40
don’t know anymore I’m tired of this crap
00:50:43
why nothing is ever done here
00:50:46
right away why do you have to go somewhere somewhere
00:50:48
something is [ __ ] hidden there somewhere
00:50:51
this [ __ ] is [ __ ] at night and only
00:50:55
then [ __ ] maybe everything will [ __ ]
00:50:57
condescend to make something [ __ ]
00:50:59
work for [ __ ] your mother and what a
00:51:03
[ __ ] the script here for everything is the
00:51:07
same [ __ ] thing over and over again, come here, [ __ ] doesn’t
00:51:10
work here, oh [ __ ], we didn’t
00:51:13
know, well then go look for the [ __ ] kun
00:51:15
[ __ ] and try to repair everything,
00:51:17
[ __ ] you, you’re so
00:51:19
inventive, ahu, you can’t stop
00:51:22
me just shock and pamper where the
00:51:24
plasma cutter [ __ ] lies bent
00:51:27
everything [ __ ] it is closed [ __ ] locked
00:51:29
[ __ ] you [ __ ] it yes and here nothing
00:51:32
works great [ __ ]
00:51:35
everything is worse for me just [ __ ] it’s just made the
00:51:39
last one mad,
00:51:41
[ __ ] it you think you
00:51:48
scared me I don’t give a damn I've been putting poker home for a long time already,
00:51:52
I'm [ __ ] here, you know, in
00:51:55
this
00:51:56
horror there should be some kind of dosed
00:51:59
[ __ ], but it's here in general, it's like, it's
00:52:02
not even a chorus, there's such an overkill of this
00:52:05
alien, it's just nuclear in this game that nobody gives a damn about
00:52:07
him for a long time already no
00:52:09
one can look at him anymore,
00:52:12
no one will be afraid of the same
00:52:13
monster the whole game, so in the area there,
00:52:17
at least for you, different dudes were
00:52:18
chasing you, they were fat, they were with saws, they were
00:52:23
just crazy people who want to cut off your
00:52:25
ass,
00:52:26
different faces jumped out of-
00:52:29
sharply around the turn here the same damn thing 1
00:52:31
1 over and over again and write in the comments
00:52:34
that the game is atmospheric, that everyone is
00:52:35
[ __ ] themselves out of fear, but I don’t know, damn it, either the children are in
00:52:39
court out of fear or you just don’t know, pricks
00:52:42
by nature,
00:52:57
this fear has lost its value zapyog
00:53:00
me, dude, [ __ ], [ __ ]
00:53:02
up, what a bloody bead,
00:53:11
point assignment, please don’t understand right now,
00:53:13
the cat was distracted, [ __ ] your mother in a
00:53:18
balloon shot, we’ll go, it’s important,
00:53:20
[ __ ], get away, that’s
00:53:23
how you could do it, I didn’t know if it would
00:53:26
load your gun full and
00:53:28
someday you’ll get sick of a sheep I'm [ __ ]
00:53:30
one cartridge slip everything stupid [ __ ] suck
00:53:32
you sit there by the skirt tomorrow you can
00:53:36
come out later I'm not like that I don't keep
00:53:40
hiding there for two hours from not sneezing
00:53:43
let him be so this brand plays it often
00:53:48
mentioning I've already been reproached for hating
00:53:50
black-silver he's just you turn on,
00:53:54
look at least one episode there, the dude
00:53:56
really doesn’t get up from his knees, he crawls and
00:53:58
crawls, crawls and crawls, I don’t know
00:54:03
what’s on him, I just have to
00:54:06
have a vagina there, but for it to
00:54:09
happen like this, play this game,
00:54:15
you bastard were created
00:54:19
jora
00:54:22
is great in general,
00:54:25
but zhora [ __ ] let's get to know each other better,
00:54:27
in short, the neighbors' mother will go with you for the
00:54:30
next few years
00:54:32
for the next few years, rich,
00:54:42
and
00:54:44
by giving, I'm leaving, [ __ ], you're a pomegranate
00:54:51
personally, chapter 3,
00:54:55
revenge, now I'll catch up with you in this
00:54:57
spacesuit, [ __ ] the color, I'll kill you,
00:55:00
I knew that it writes about this
00:55:01
guy
00:55:02
that his people are killing everyone there,
00:55:09
enjoying this space,
00:55:12
he our capsule flew into the dick on NATO,
00:55:17
enjoyed the view of space and the worm 300
00:55:23
dance attracts that I
00:55:32
should have increased it like baleno the
00:55:34
inhabitants at least fly the weather for the way,
00:55:39
who didn’t notice so cleverly the film
00:55:41
sandra bullock's gravity hide or the theme
00:55:43
from the cartoon about a robot where the robot
00:55:45
flew on a fire extinguisher through space it
00:55:49
seems like a shame to steal chips from a
00:55:52
cartoon for a nightmare movie if you
00:55:55
don't have your own ideas why the hell do you even
00:55:57
shoot the main movie gravity
00:55:59
[ __ ] high rating on film search
00:56:01
several Oscars my yes and but about the
00:56:04
Oscar and I could be wrong,
00:56:05
I watched this film, I watched
00:56:08
none, several of my friends watched it,
00:56:11
in general, everyone agreed that there was
00:56:13
nothing to watch, such boring [ __ ] that you
00:56:15
can just go crazy, but I was also invited to see
00:56:17
this film at the cinema in short, I don’t
00:56:19
always fall for the offer to go to the
00:56:22
cinema, but once a crowd of friends
00:56:24
invited me to the film White Tiger,
00:56:26
but we all just played World of
00:56:28
Tanks together, they played let’s go see
00:56:30
you love tanks, we love tanks,
00:56:32
let’s look at the white tiger game not guys, I
00:56:35
like tanks, maybe this is true, I don’t
00:56:38
like Russian films, this is one hundred percent
00:56:40
[ __ ] up
00:56:54
[laughter]
00:57:25
but that doesn’t change the fact that
00:57:30
you are a soulless bastard, now I’ll come to the headquarters
00:57:34
and we will discuss your methods with you, all
00:57:36
lights out, I would say that not only I saw
00:57:41
that this creature deals with people, I have
00:57:43
felt for myself more than a dozen times what it
00:57:45
does with people,
00:57:50
but I’m in a good mood now,
00:57:52
despite the fact that you and
00:57:54
I all understand perfectly well that now a
00:57:56
stranger will appear again, I don’t know
00:57:59
if it will be that one Is it Zhora or Mama Zhora of
00:58:01
some kind in general I would like to
00:58:02
see the uterus in the game by the way
00:58:04
although no I would not like what the hell is this about
00:58:07
in the darkness but we all know that he will return
00:58:10
or we will catch up with him
00:58:11
well what will happen I just thought I
00:58:18
dared to hope a little that he
00:58:22
still gave me, despite the fact that he
00:58:24
even flew away, that they would give me a little
00:58:26
fuel for the flamethrower,
00:58:29
but once I believed that Santa Claus would
00:58:34
send me a PlayStation, then I once
00:58:38
believed that I could really make money on a
00:58:41
Porsche Cayenne, let’s say, but to break
00:58:44
me off in a pair of cylinders into fuel for a
00:58:47
flamethrower is generally tough,
00:58:53
otherwise I ask a lot for a couple of cylinders
00:58:55
really that there were a hundred and a hundred flamethrowers to
00:58:58
suit me, but I also need your trash,
00:59:04
all sorts of shitty ones, I need
00:59:09
a little flamethrower, so he’s looking for it and
00:59:17
he’ll find it,
00:59:18
then there are
00:59:21
robots you need to reduce the noise with idiotic
00:59:23
questions they have they make them
00:59:25
explode and I saw about Soviet films for
00:59:31
preschoolers to tell about this
00:59:33
brilliant Soviet film
00:59:42
why they shoot acrylic,
00:59:46
in short, Soviet astronauts were not before
00:59:49
some planet, but where in
00:59:50
Vyborg there are some robots, a curve finally, the
01:00:00
robots caught them and put them in
01:00:03
some kind of prison there and then it turned out that the
01:00:07
robot's head explodes and only then
01:00:09
burns out when they are asked a riddle like
01:00:12
a and b were sitting on a pipe and would have fallen and disappeared,
01:00:15
what was left were the robots hanging and burning, the
01:00:18
USA but Hurley still won't take the Soviet
01:00:23
astronauts, they'll
01:00:26
shoot some kind of lasers there - some Pindos we
01:00:29
cunning cunning this is who is so smart
01:01:04
and didn’t understand what am I doing
01:01:08
now I sent someone else to someone else they
01:01:10
just went into space according to the plan of this
01:01:13
degenerate Waits, oh my god, the bastard is
01:01:17
really
01:01:22
stupid ass [ __ ] donkey and no, [ __ ] your mother, I
01:01:28
already even ran anyway, I didn’t have time, it’s
01:01:33
you, damn it, Amanda, just a
01:01:36
professional turnstile man with one
01:01:38
hand, holding on to the ledge, turned around,
01:01:41
looked back, no [ __ ], even I
01:01:44
can’t do that, probably just some kind of
01:01:52
tenacity of a monkey, which means you’ll have to
01:02:04
speak directly to me at that time, dude,
01:02:16
dude, you know me
01:02:21
8 a month with his eyesight he has obvious problems,
01:02:27
but it’s better not to anger him, I think he’s already on his way,
01:02:31
he’s still from the cold, so let’s read out so
01:02:35
that we have plans for the evening, everything has been for a long time,
01:02:39
dear, today we’ll have to cancel everything,
01:02:41
he informs me about the strange behavior of androids,
01:02:42
okay, last chance speeding, important
01:02:46
clients will arrive early you
01:02:48
should be ready to meet them and I hope it’s
01:02:49
well understood meeting in the showroom
01:02:53
business meetings Monday 030
01:02:56
meeting at the boarding house once per Archer that
01:03:01
is, what clients should arrive if
01:03:03
0 meetings it’s strange to make money on this
01:03:11
piece of crap you should fulfill their
01:03:14
requests like this laugh at 7 their stupid jokes
01:03:16
when people are ripe in the showroom in the form of their
01:03:19
shawarma when they are ripe from therapy and don’t
01:03:24
talk too much if they say that
01:03:26
something needs to change in androids 7
01:03:28
you agree but that’s for later let
01:03:30
our google technologies break well that
01:03:33
is they were waiting for someone here, they wanted to
01:03:35
sell it to someone, it’s [ __ ], and this is Suzanne, apparently, but
01:03:38
also Suzanne’s flat tits, dinner
01:03:45
danija, nothing like my friend,
01:03:48
it looks like one, just a wide ass,
01:03:50
no tits, and a face like that,
01:03:53
restore the energy supply, accept if
01:03:56
I see 9 again the task is to restore the
01:03:58
energy supply and I don’t [ __ ] know what’s been
01:04:00
done, it’s just [ __ ] infuriating the [ __ ] up
01:04:02
game for 15 hours, all 15 hours you need to
01:04:07
restore the [ __ ] energy supply here and there, are you kidding
01:04:09
me, what kind of energy is there everywhere, the light is on
01:04:12
and it’s burning great, everything is working,
01:04:14
restore the energy, [ __ ] I’m also
01:04:18
not even funny, this is complete nonsense,
01:04:21
they were going to make a game, well, damn,
01:04:23
they fantasized about
01:04:24
someone else’s, these people are going to be crazy, the
01:04:28
uprising of androids, and here one stands,
01:04:31
gentlemen, what kind of task will there be in
01:04:34
this game and I’m still thinking about
01:04:36
the game, but mainly restore
01:04:39
the power, everyone agrees yes yes everyone
01:04:42
agrees, the Rubik's Cube of the future must
01:04:44
look at the lines to collect than a woman
01:04:49
can never silently jump off silently climb onto a
01:04:52
horse there which is always necessary in a star
01:04:55
even if you are there even if they jump from the top
01:04:59
step from the bottom even the steps
01:05:02
need to be done like this I don’t know
01:05:09
mysterious creatures let’s
01:05:14
and the hotel representatives will accept them, they drink and
01:05:18
apparently the bump would be bigger than the girl
01:05:21
whose mother Ripley is looking for,
01:05:23
don’t touch her, she just wants
01:05:26
this kind of dough, I’m protecting the rice companies
01:05:29
and I want to be from the [ __ ] camera in the shower,
01:05:33
maybe you hope in March that
01:05:38
your conversation is
01:05:40
here red drive, I need the coordinates
01:05:43
of the planetoid that we found, not planetary
01:05:46
ships,
01:05:47
if I have the information available,
01:05:51
I’m ready.
01:05:54
just let me out,
01:05:56
squeeze me, arrange your conditions are simple for
01:06:06
me,
01:06:09
here she is, a black woman with glasses, no [ __ ],
01:06:12
[ __ ] her, I’ll shoot her dick in the sense of a limb,
01:06:20
arm, leg, no, I
01:06:23
shot straight into the vagina, I got a first aid kit for her
01:06:26
there for three hours, I spent three hours looking for her in this
01:06:28
hospital to get sick, [ __ ] her, she took it
01:06:30
This war threw me this [ __ ]
01:06:36
war, the rite doesn’t know what I ran into, the
01:06:40
ECU system lets me through seriously,
01:06:50
I can only put the dick on the tape, [ __ ] off, get out
01:06:55
of the [ __ ], I
01:06:58
need flamethrower points, don’t login, take
01:07:07
it, take it all, I didn’t give anything
01:07:09
away and saved it for so long with the knock of Russia,
01:07:19
I hope you'll choke and die [ __ ] [ __ ]
01:07:25
what a [ __ ] mess God are you happy [ __ ]
01:07:30
[ __ ] I don't have it for
01:07:34
something else treat [ __ ] stinking [ __ ]
01:07:39
private time main with the main android
01:07:41
meetings
01:07:42
Sanya here office charge for viera mid
01:07:47
cerebro
01:07:52
yes nothing for yourself ear matrix matrix
01:07:56
rotation opal kernel installations 1990
01:08:01
program disable androids answer
01:08:04
negative the order is in effect that x to
01:08:08
his why the [ __ ] is this a complex I will lower
01:08:12
your and you to not the purchase documents
01:08:14
have been received what are you serious what kind of
01:08:19
special order 939 the main task is
01:08:23
to protect the sample maintain quarantine
01:08:25
at the station to prevent everyone types
01:08:26
of communication all other goals are secondary
01:08:30
sample of someone else's that the creatures are shadows of us there
01:08:33
and that are no longer in Sevastopol
01:08:36
imagine the action of the special order 939
01:08:39
negative planned the result of
01:08:41
the scan damn you in the ass
01:08:46
[ __ ]
01:08:48
[music]
01:08:54
yes
01:08:58
you will now explain what dental electric shock is what is it like with an
01:09:03
eternal key explain to me what is the
01:09:18
safety equipment claws my
01:09:20
safety equipment called Nastya
01:09:22
helmet any dish will be there correctiv what
01:09:27
else can you say you're not dead [ __ ]
01:09:36
I knew I predicted a long time ago hear
01:09:40
this whale singing
01:09:41
we all know who it is ode baby
01:09:45
flamethrower dad dad dad mayor shoot
01:09:54
pound yes in the mouth compote they are all here
01:09:59
all missing in general everything is something like a
01:10:03
nest of eggs or a lip is doing
01:10:12
destroy the nest 200000 21 told to
01:10:16
leave here
01:10:34
in faith
01:10:41
take the cheat brother cache
01:10:58
cache don’t run into desuka a hundred times said
01:11:01
something to the enemies of people in this game not so
01:11:05
much and a lot turned out to be
01:11:07
mostly of course android in the second place
01:11:11
strangers in the second place people not from a stranger
01:11:14
[ __ ] most of all of course on myself the fact
01:11:17
that he was only one from any from the very
01:11:20
beginning there were several I generally
01:11:22
gave a rainbow that what
01:11:39
ricardo now I’m burning the nest, keep it
01:11:44
and you also my friends,
01:11:45
hold on to something and help us all the issues
01:11:48
[music] are
01:11:57
already dead
01:12:05
and who is it
01:12:09
and I won’t go there anything it burned the
01:12:15
crow’s nest
01:12:18
ricardo now they were released to
01:12:20
say the
01:13:12
guru belt I feel
01:13:20
yes you are lucky just fabulously you
01:13:23
won such a lottery that you
01:13:25
can [ __ ] have a chance to win one for all of
01:13:28
humanity, estimate how
01:13:29
much one to how many there are
01:13:31
billions 6 billion up to not bad, a
01:13:41
personal message has been added oh god this is
01:13:46
for my daughter
01:13:48
hello Amanda I’m writing this down for you
01:13:52
my girl my girl I hope one day
01:13:58
you’ll hear from us we had
01:14:02
problems the ship there was a ridiculous
01:14:07
accident and
01:14:09
but I would have a very dangerous alien creature come on board
01:14:15
to get rid of it we had to
01:14:18
destroy the ship I am alive sitting in an
01:14:23
escape capsule very far from
01:14:25
home we blew up the nostrum but because it
01:14:30
was impossible to let this creature
01:14:33
get to the ground, I had to
01:14:37
protect you,
01:14:39
nothing for me, don’t worry, I
01:14:44
’ll come back to you soon,
01:14:45
yes, through the writer, I love you very much, you’ll
01:14:52
come back, Amanda will already have grandchildren,
01:14:55
you’ll come back younger than your daughter,
01:14:57
that’s bad, you won’t come back, they’ll find you,
01:15:01
and everything will be bad there
01:15:06
appears but the game in general is an endless
01:15:09
thing like the sea, damn it, like the sea on oars,
01:15:25
the game is endless, like the sex track of a scary
01:15:27
woman, I don’t know,
01:15:39
many schoolchildren now don’t understand why something
01:15:41
like scary is necessarily endless,
01:15:44
or why if with a scary one, believe me, the
01:15:49
boys will have time by name, yes, whatever God
01:15:54
forbid, you will understand, you will understand in any case,
01:15:56
you will understand in this some kind of chick they
01:16:01
all have, you will probably have to kill
01:16:12
4 of them, only Boriska and you will end up with us, the
01:16:14
Indian will
01:16:20
die again in this position, it’s copper
01:16:24
by accident, it’s simply impossible,
01:16:26
or perhaps the devil, but I’m not in the war I do
01:16:31
n’t know, it’s possible that many soldiers
01:16:33
die like this, they wonder what kind
01:16:38
of war this is, and this one fell, at least
01:16:41
one of them fell, but you know, his hands are like, well,
01:16:43
[ __ ] knows, as if they’re talking about
01:16:46
you, their hands are all so [ __ ] hard to
01:16:48
find out its up to the physics of the body falling here is
01:16:51
designed only for the fact that everyone will be
01:16:52
killed by a stranger and here I with my
01:16:55
pistol ruined everything the whole atmosphere
01:16:56
of you but
01:16:58
that’s a sucker
01:17:01
and by the way they could not be killed
01:17:04
did not pull the other side it must mean
01:17:06
it was possible not to kill then the game or what I
01:17:11
think is that the more you kill, even
01:17:15
if you stayed, that’s why you can watch my
01:17:17
video about the fifth and still subscribe to
01:17:19
the fact that I played courses there, like a full
01:17:22
cancer, I killed everyone I
01:17:23
could, the main thing is that you can do
01:17:27
anything, you can even kill it’s fun in the
01:17:30
game, at least, although in life you
01:17:34
can have fun killing, let’s say once
01:17:38
in a forest fire they found a
01:17:40
burnt diver, well, of course
01:17:43
they put out the fires there from a helicopter in Pripyat, a
01:17:45
guy was just hooked into a tent by a helicopter from a lake
01:17:48
and the fire
01:17:50
was shaken out by the fireman’s choice, just imagining the thoughts
01:17:53
this dude when he flies down to see
01:17:56
that the trees are burning there, he’s probably just
01:18:03
me, I’m just like he was guarding just from
01:18:06
what’s happening, an
01:18:10
example of the same way I accept this game
01:18:13
that still can’t end, you
01:18:14
know, like a cow that gives birth to a
01:18:18
calf in agony, there’s something... then everything is going wrong,
01:18:21
everything is crap, I already told you how much I
01:18:25
hate the map and navigation of this game, I’m
01:18:27
sure I said it more than once, I’ll say it again,
01:18:29
and the navigation is crap, it’s
01:18:31
[ __ ] impossible to play with such a map
01:18:35
when it’s just generally [ __ ] not clear why
01:18:38
they want you to go where axes
01:18:45
here the staircase is crap, but on the map,
01:18:48
of course, no one will write
01:18:50
the stairs for you and won’t even draw a staircase, [ __ ]
01:18:52
you, look for
01:18:55
the right one, that’s where this staircase is hiding,
01:18:57
I can imagine what the
01:19:00
evacuation plan is on this ship, it’s probably
01:19:01
impossible to survive in a fire for them here
01:19:07
busy signing get out of here I'll come
01:19:10
rubles the
01:19:12
main [ __ ] turned up [ __ ] horseradish
01:19:16
walrus stowaway skirts sneaked onto the
01:19:19
ship sit in the luggage compartment of this
01:19:21
bag with these Asians or maybe
01:19:27
someone else's that is, worms from Satan's ass the
01:19:29
devil's ass after all, Ridley Scott never bothered to
01:19:33
take off some intelligible a film about where
01:19:34
other people's Prometheus came from, of course, he
01:19:37
had to explain a lot, he explained
01:19:40
to you that you should no longer go to films
01:19:42
about other people's
01:19:53
crap and nyak approach,
01:19:57
I understand that they [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] at the
01:20:00
end of the game for all this [ __ ], I wasn't surprised,
01:20:02
damn it, [ __ ] your mother really grab for
01:20:08
the disgrace, too, but he won’t give Odessa
01:20:13
absolutely calmly and now I wo
01:20:15
n’t see his reflection in the spacesuit behind me, I’ll
01:20:17
see the drool dripping of some boyars, so
01:20:28
you think where he pulled me out, he
01:20:30
dragged me into the nest, no, he dragged me into
01:20:33
infinity,
01:20:34
that is, again once again It’s like they
01:20:37
waved their tits in front of my face as a way out of
01:20:39
this [ __ ] game and dragged away my very
01:20:41
ass again, I’ll sit in the nest, I’ll wake up, here’s the
01:20:43
eggs of evil
01:20:48
[music] what
01:20:57
a joke, how long can you
01:21:00
play this, oh my God, the capacity will run out, and
01:21:03
now I need cotton balls to attack my
01:21:06
testicles not occurred consists if I was already
01:21:10
looking for the eggs of evil were not sown in my
01:21:13
body where are these creatures there,
01:21:21
well actually you see the same thing that I
01:21:24
just think every time oh [ __ ] this is that
01:21:30
somewhere dark avengers the owner of this
01:21:34
panther
01:21:43
agree the players blame that it is similar
01:21:45
strangers are a little bit like the panther dark avenger and
01:21:47
they don’t attack the pig’s muzzle or
01:21:51
the flu or the war, Amanda, you know why,
01:21:53
because Amanda already has the eggs of evil in her,
01:21:56
so the strangers don’t want to attack, it seems like it
01:21:59
was like that in the movies before,
01:22:02
although for some reason a grip is given, she wants to I’ll
01:22:07
join 20 wants to
01:22:09
touch me after such a fall there will be a
01:22:14
miscarriage definitely noticed by the team they
01:22:16
yelled at me I don’t care I
01:22:18
forgot to get scared at this moment I’m
01:22:22
actually something like that in general a crap
01:22:25
measuring area because I don’t see
01:22:27
nor don’t give Vitas every five minutes playing
01:22:31
for I think he can give up everything too and be
01:22:34
depressed under the black-silver videos,
01:22:36
why not they say that he is smart, how
01:22:40
long has he been commenting on you are interested in how
01:22:42
you can comment on interesting things, be a sad piece of
01:22:44
[ __ ] for
01:22:46
me, this question co-founder is
01:22:51
another attempt to get on this time
01:22:55
It wouldn’t hurt to look around in advance so that you do
01:22:56
n’t fall for the same rake a second time,
01:22:58
but she’s a stupid woman, they can’t and
01:23:02
can’t help but forgive their ex 25 times,
01:23:06
so they can’t turn around in advance and
01:23:09
see if there’s an enemy where they’ve already
01:23:11
cut off the grass once and so we go out onto the
01:23:14
[ __ ] platform to unhook the [ __ ]
01:23:16
Torrens of [ __ ] Sevastopol,
01:23:22
we read the instructions for the risks, she
01:23:27
will do everything herself words there was some kind of powerful
01:23:30
subwoofer
01:23:31
now we will turn on turn on Timati and everyone
01:23:34
will die no on the first column on the first
01:23:37
column of this powerful speaker we will set
01:23:39
Timati here we have pulled out a magnet now we
01:23:44
've put it all here now on the second
01:23:48
column we put Vitya AK-47 and the traction takes a
01:23:53
long, long time to set up Vitya
01:23:55
because heavy music is heavy
01:23:57
and heavy and inclusive here we'll put the
01:24:03
caveman filthy musical figure
01:24:06
Kolya bookvalue Basque hour now we'll
01:24:09
screw it up all three of his songs, all
01:24:12
three of which he has there, and now for years they
01:24:14
have moved in dragging a natural blond
01:24:17
and now we are on on on on the fourth pillar on
01:24:21
which the entire universe rests, we will
01:24:23
put on the great humorist Maxim Galkin just like
01:24:26
that, we will put him on so that strangers
01:24:29
can enjoy
01:24:32
the best what is possible what can offer
01:24:34
offer our civilization that does not
01:24:36
want to destroy you can not change your mind
01:24:38
when you hear what talented
01:24:40
parodist lives on planet earth and
01:24:45
then the stranger melts away attracted by the sounds of
01:24:48
Vitya AK-47, don’t wait, they crawled
01:24:52
because the songs of Vitya AK-47 accurately
01:24:56
repeat the sounds of a female mating who
01:24:59
wants to mate and here's the anger of
01:25:02
Burla this is Vitya Vitya and Maxim press the button [ __ ]
01:25:11
I knew move down I pressed
01:25:15
move down this is Zhora [ __ ] this is
01:25:20
the crane this is the same Zhora probably [ __ ] in the
01:25:23
end I wanted to see the queen in this game
01:25:25
but it's just Jorak
01:25:31
moving to the left
01:25:33
move to the right yes, probably, and what is it
01:25:39
we are now going to press
01:25:42
powerful powerful marriage with a nerd apparently
01:25:44
take this and
01:25:45
froze and Ripley is flying in outer
01:25:53
space she pressed the flush in the toilet
01:25:58
she climbed into this camera
01:25:59
is called a space smo [ __ ] here
01:26:03
he is in earnest then you go out and press the button
01:26:04
everything in society flies out, but she climbed into
01:26:08
this tank together with someone else's heroic
01:26:11
leaked herself into space,
01:26:15
[ __ ], but judging by this flashlight with which
01:26:20
they illuminated the helmets, and still they will find that the
01:26:24
end was sudden, dedicated to the memory of
01:26:28
Simon Franco 78 2014
01:26:34
that we can say the conclusion to the end
01:26:36
of course just just until the morning and [ __ ] yourself
01:26:40
watch you play the game went on for more than 15
01:26:42
hours the
01:26:43
end of the show less than five seconds essentially
01:26:49
means but in principle what can I say I
01:26:51
understood what the developer wanted to do they perfectly understood what they did
01:26:54
n’t want I hope
01:26:56
that the developer also perfectly understood that
01:26:59
80 percent of them the game turned out to be a dull,
01:27:01
boring piece of [ __ ], just a wild
01:27:05
crap
01:27:06
bandit and in general, in principle, what’s
01:27:09
good is to make only a stranger and only to a
01:27:12
stranger you have to hide, but everything else in
01:27:14
this game is a terribly terrible mission
01:27:17
since there are simply no missions: get
01:27:19
there then come back here constantly somewhere
01:27:22
something, the computer needs to be turned on, find the
01:27:24
key, open the door, pull the lever, supply
01:27:26
current, and in a circle and around such a
01:27:29
huge space station, we essentially
01:27:31
played all the time in 4 locations: a hospital, a
01:27:34
factory, a residential sector, and 4, I don’t remember,
01:27:39
you can think for yourself there to name there, that
01:27:42
is, there is nothing like that,
01:27:44
if I play in an accident with we actually went through all of
01:27:46
Ishimura in the second year of the mixture, we really
01:27:49
went through all of this where there it was a game,
01:27:51
also some kind of space station, plus a
01:27:54
little bit of Ishimura, plus again there
01:27:56
you really go through all this
01:27:58
practically without you go back, then
01:27:59
here it’s just beard Ivanovna, you just
01:28:02
walk around in circles and the
01:28:05
same thing is the same thing when a
01:28:08
flamethrower appeared, contrary to expectations, the game
01:28:10
only got worse, they are better because you even throw a
01:28:13
flamethrower in the face of someone else and run through
01:28:15
the forest, it’s much easier than hide from him
01:28:18
when there is nothing to answer him with, but in
01:28:20
general I don’t know, I already said that it would be better for
01:28:23
these developers to make a game based on
01:28:26
making or a master of the game dino crisis in the
01:28:28
first part, exactly the first part of the
01:28:30
second shooter, the first part was such a
01:28:32
dyna chord and there are dinosaurs there it
01:28:34
was very interesting to craft these sleeping
01:28:39
darts, make them poisonous, there’s even a
01:28:42
different first aid kit, there’s one that
01:28:44
stops the blood, which heals, and there’s also a
01:28:47
story to tell who remembers who’s older
01:28:49
played here and paint the crisis can paint correctly

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АтмосфЭЭЭЭЭЭрные похождения Жорика и Беса в игре "Alien: Isolation" 2014 года выпуска. Поддержать "нарезчика, перезаливщика и недостримера": Ссылка на донат https://www.donationalerts.com/r/inakshij Карта Тинькофф: 5536 9140 1991 9376 Карта Сбербанка: 4276 6300 1469 3132 Ссылки на каналы: PoleznyiBes https://www.youtube.com/user/PoleznyiBes Bes Poleznyi https://www.youtube.com/user/besspoleznyi PoleznyiBes Токсичные Стримы https://www.youtube.com/user/FakoWDude

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