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Good evening dear
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friends Thank you for the Applause Well, I’ll start
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with an anecdote, as usual,
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imagine two people had a good
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drink, went to rest in the morning, woke up with a
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severe hangover, one of them
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practically cannot speak, he has a
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severe drought in his mouth, he
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works there in a dark factory,
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drinks an aquarium, drank it at night, trying
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turn to your friend for help it turns out it
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doesn’t matter
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Coca-Cola now Coop went to the store
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teas in a couple of hours this
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half-man is sitting
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half-finished lips like a cutlet in a
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terrible state
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trying to ask He probably had
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Coca-Cola
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Coca-Cola
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is over I bought you
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cookies yesterday the doorbell rang
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I open the door, two
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policemen say they need witnesses for
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your neighbor,
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and my neighbor Boris Markovich is such a
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guy, our family just
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adores my son Andryukha, for only
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15,000 dollars in a vocational school he got
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my wife to study as a welder in the American language, she
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teaches night
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courses, she returns from him, all the
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lipstick is on lips I speak like a tongue She
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says ate
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howl Well, he helps like a neighbor,
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disinterestedly I think how I can at least
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once help him, this is the case, well, let’s go
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Markovich is sitting happy,
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smiling, hookah, smoking
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these, they say
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a search, information has reached us that you
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sell
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moonshine I I understand I need to help out my neighbor.
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He wanted to say something. I tell him
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calmly, I’ll tell him. I say, shame on you. If
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only you could discredit a person.
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Well, think for yourself. Why should he sell
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moonshine if he has two of
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his own
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clandestine distilleries outside the city, that he’s your boy?
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or something, Markovich stopped smiling
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Drinking a lot of water they say Oops, we already
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wanted to leave I say Where to stand,
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stay, figure it out so that they know how to
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believe in the priests
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at this time something from yourself so a little
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adj only I heard it again the flip flops
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lies with the chair like a parcel doesn’t
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move at all, they say
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he’s kind of weak-hearted, like his wife
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endures I continue to help out I say
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don’t touch his wife, she can barely
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carry her legs in the morning only she
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returns home works so much they say
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that the sky is a walking
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[ __ ] You yourself are
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walking, how to be a walker if she in the
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center of the city Markovich keeps his night hangout
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by this time he came to his senses
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only heard this
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again he’s lying there at all Well they
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jumped up on Shatyr and give him a sniff
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I say what are you giving him let him smell the
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white powder that his
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son is hiding in a soap dish
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they say
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Yeah So his son is dabbling in
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drugs. I continue to help out. I
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say his son is a wonderful boy, he doesn’t
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drink, doesn’t smoke, and then what does that mean he’s dabbling in
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drugs, he’s into drugs quite
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seriously, otherwise, how did he get so many
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dollars in the
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mattress? They flogged the mattress, they say. It’s like there’s a ton of
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currency. I’m probably
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fake. I’m telling you. you are fake
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How can it be fake if he
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printed it himself Why slander them they
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say where is the machine we are now going
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to turn everything around here I say
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calm down there is no machine here and there has
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never been a machine in the basement When I do
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n’t disturb anyone’s sleep at work Why
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slander they wiped off the sweat they say Well
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and the family, they have at least someone
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normal, I say there are
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loni, everything is mo on not these are burning that they
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love me so much And you didn’t love all the
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property
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written on her and the dacha and the brothel and the
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yacht they say that there is also a yacht I go
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Zdra And at the World Cup, he transports weapons as a terrorist
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here
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after, because they never proved the trade in moonshine,
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so
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[applause]
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So imagine
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two friends had a good
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drink, went to bed in the morning, continued
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again, are in the same state,
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one of them turns to the other one
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hundred SOBR
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y Tell me please,
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you're
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always official, there's a
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yellow lemon on the table,
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so it's you who squeezed my canary into the tea,
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three of them are standing,
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naturally, for three, they give one a glass,
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he takes the glass,
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a chance to vomit the second one, no, not a [ __ ], who
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will vomit It's all
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[music]
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his two Ukrainians, being on a business trip
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in Yerevan, a couple of hours before the
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train's departure, purely by chance end up in an
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ancient Armenian cemetery, a museum, it seems that
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among the tombstones they read the
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inscriptions Ara Balayan
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1905
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1988 alive for 5
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years, probably a mistake about the rook Karapetyan
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1911
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1995 alive for 3
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years What a mess Well, let's go to the watchman
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let's find out what's going on in the direction of th
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uncle you're sorry We are of course good at mathematics
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but we don't understand the degree, we
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thought so on the calculator We
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can't understand there the man lived there for
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80 years it is written five he lived for 70 years
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it is written T explain it's not difficult to
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explain rather than unclear You it’s an
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adult man, it’s not like that, it existed there, it
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existed there, it existed
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abroad, business trips, girls,
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beautiful cars, kids, when something like this,
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everything else doesn’t count. Slava
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Verchani, it’s
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clear. Yes, it’s clear. What’s unclear? In short,
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Valera, If I die, write to me
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on the grave, being born
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dead, Thank you

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