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00:01:25
Superintendent...00:01:27
... we can finally relax...00:01:28
... Pepè le Mokò is dead!
- So it's true!00:01:31
There's no doubt.
I saw him fall into a lake of blood...00:01:33
... and then into the sea.
- We wanted him out of the Casbah...00:01:37
... but this will do just fine.
- Excellent!00:01:38
Now that "The Terror of Algiers"
has got his comeuppance...00:01:41
... we will not rest until
the Casbah has been cleaned up...00:01:43
... this sordid neighbourhood,
this maze of infamy and crime!00:01:48
Yes, Pepč le Mokņ is dead,
but what about his gang?00:01:50
Ha! His gang!00:01:53
And what do you think those
four scoundrels will do...00:01:56
... without the help and protection of Pepč!00:01:59
His gang!00:02:01
Pascal, Pistaque,
Za the Mortadelle, Suleima...00:02:06
Now they're nothing but a bunch of orphans!00:02:13
He's dead. Pepč is dead!00:02:15
If I'd not seen him fall with my own
eyes then I wouldn't believe it!00:02:17
- What a man he was!
- Such a kind man!00:02:20
A kind man! Do you remember, eh?
If we were in need of some money...00:02:23
... he would do all he could
to get it for us.00:02:25
- He would give money to anyone.
- But he would give it!00:02:29
And now without a boss, without a guide,
without comfort, what are we going to do?00:02:34
I'm going to drop everything
and go back to the convent.00:02:38
Maybe it would be better for
all of us if we gave ourselves up.00:02:42
Exactly, the gang is finished anyway!00:02:44
Enough! You should be
ashamed of yourselves!00:02:48
Shh!00:02:49
Pepč is watching us!00:02:53
Pepč is listening to us!00:02:56
Suleima, since you were his woman...00:02:58
... since it was you who was
closer to him than anyone...00:03:01
... tell us what we must do!
- Continue his work!00:03:04
This is our duty!00:03:06
To continue down the street that
he has put us on.00:03:08
Right, but who will lead the gang?
Who will drive us?00:03:12
Who will collect his inheritance?00:03:14
- Well, I can do it!
- You don't even know how to drive a cart!00:03:18
- Then perhaps me.
- You?00:03:21
If anyone it should be me, I've
always been his right hand man!00:03:24
- What are you saying, Za the Mortadelle?!
- Franēois! - What kind of....00:03:27
- You would have the nerve to replace him?
- What do you mean, "nerve"?!00:03:31
Enough! I said enough!
Stop acting like children!00:03:35
Now we shall see who will be receiving
this glorious inheritance!00:03:39
We shall see who has the right!
Come on!00:03:48
I feel just terrible entering
his room like this.00:03:51
The thought that I'll never see him again
makes me crazy!00:03:57
You curse!
It's because of you that Pepč is gone!00:04:01
Also because of his millions, you know.00:04:04
That woman had a driveway full of cars00:04:06
Be quiet, idiot! At least
respect the pain we are going through!00:04:10
Forget about it, that story is over.00:04:13
Let's look through Pepč's documents
to see if he had an heir.00:04:16
- He had some relatives, no?
- No, not in France nor in Algeria.00:04:21
And yet his paternal Grandfather
wasn't French...00:04:24
... because I remember one day he
told me that his name was...00:04:27
He will have been called Le Mokņ,
like Pepč, I imagine.00:04:30
He wasn't called Le Mokņ, you idiot!00:04:33
Here it is! I'm found it!00:04:36
It's his father's birth certificate:
"Gennaro Lumaconi".00:04:41
So Le Mokņ is the Marseille equivalent
of Lumaconi!00:04:44
- Lumaconi?! - Lumaconi, Lu Macņ,
Le Mokņ. Just like that!00:04:49
"Naples..."00:04:50
His grandfather was Neapolitan.00:04:52
So we need to go to Napoli,
to find Pepč's heir...00:04:55
... his successor, the new Le Mokņ.
- Yes. At any cost!00:04:58
Who knows where he is now,
and what he's doing!00:05:38
"When you are young and alone,
how many dreams upon the heart..."00:05:42
"... you feel so poor and sad,
because your life is without love..."00:05:47
"... Just take your accordion,
find a nice balcony..."00:05:51
"... and a beautiful lady,
then sing her a song like this..."00:05:59
"... my beautiful lady, I know
you're listening up there..."00:06:04
"... half-close those eyes and dream,
half-close those eyes and dream..."00:06:08
"... a young man and his young
heart, are waiting here for you..."00:06:12
"... and don't think about anything
else, while you are still young!"00:06:16
"Dream of a nice house,
and a beautiful clear moon..."00:06:20
"... dream of a beautiful blonde babe,
or a brunette baby."00:06:25
"My beautiful lady, I know
you're listening up there..."00:06:29
"... half-close those eyes and dream,
while you are still young!"00:06:35
You don't know anything.
I'm a musical genius!00:06:38
If fortune had helped me...00:06:41
... I would have become a musical professor,
the conductor of an orchestra...00:06:45
... and now I just play in the square!00:06:50
And for that matter, that...
Arturo... that one from Tuscany...00:06:53
- You mean Toscanini!
- Toscanini, Toscanelli, Toscanucci...00:06:57
These Tuscans make me laugh!00:07:00
They think they have a better musical
temperament than a Neapolitan?00:07:03
- Who are they kidding?
- Well, how much did you make today?00:07:08
180 lire.00:07:09
And just for hiring the instruments
you have to pay 200...00:07:11
... how are you going to cover it?
- Saint Januarius will take care of it.00:07:17
- Good day, Sir!
- Good day, what do you have?00:07:19
- A letter sent by recorded delivery.
- For me?00:07:21
- "Dear Totņ Lumaconi..."
- Well, that's me!00:07:24
- It's been sent from abroad!
- From abroad? Good gracious!00:07:27
- "Al..."
- Albenia.00:07:29
- "Al..."
- Albania.00:07:30
- No, "Alge..."
- Mother of God, I'll read it!00:07:34
- Good day, Sir.
- Goodbye.00:07:36
Open it for me, I have clumsy hands.00:07:39
Make it quick!00:07:41
Totņ! It's a cheque!00:07:42
A money cheque: "Bank of Naples".
That's right, I'm Neapolitan...00:07:47
The letter. Here, take the accordion.00:07:50
I'll take the cheque.
Anyway...00:07:53
"Dear Mr. Lumaconi..."
They sound educated, don't they?00:07:58
"Dear Mr. Lumaconi..."00:08:00
"After much searching, we have been
able to find your current home address..."00:08:03
Right, where I live...
That's what they mean by "home address".00:08:06
You don't know anything.00:08:08
Anyway... "We are saddened to inform
you of the death..."00:08:11
"... of your late relative
Pe... pe... Pepč. Pč-pč..."00:08:16
Well!00:08:17
"We are taking the opportunity
to notify you that..."00:08:20
"... in your existence as his
one and only living relative..."00:08:23
"... you will immediately inherit all
his worldly possessions."00:08:27
"Consisting of all personal property..."00:08:33
"... and an entire band of
the very best men."00:08:38
Did you hear that? I inherit an entire
band of the very best men!00:08:42
I can conduct a band!
Finally I will have my own band!00:08:45
What was I telling you?
"Saint Januarius will provide!"00:08:49
- Of course...
- And Saint Januarius has provided.00:08:51
Saint Janny...00:08:54
Anyway...00:08:56
"In the meantime find enclosed the
the amount required for the journey..."00:09:00
- The money!
- The money...00:09:02
"To allow us to identify you,
please present this ticket on arrival."00:09:07
"Yours faithfully,
The band of Algiers."00:09:10
Did you hear that?
I'll have my own band of Algiers.00:09:13
I'm going to Algiers to conduct a band.00:09:15
Algiers, city of dreams,
pearl of the Mediterranean..00:09:31
Ah, finally we've arrived!00:09:39
- So this must be Giraffe Street...
- No, this is the Casbah...00:09:43
... Giraffe Street is much further down!
- Well, let's keep moving!00:09:46
If you want my advice,
don't go to Giraffe Street.00:09:48
What do you mean? They're waiting for me
there, I am needed to conduct a band!00:09:51
- Because you're a.... - Of course!
- A boss? - Of course!00:09:54
In that case I really can't come with you.
For me it's off-limits!00:09:57
- What's that?
- Off-limits!00:09:59
What does that mean, "off-limit"?00:10:01
How rude! Is that how you treat a foreigner?00:10:05
This is madness! Excuse me, young man,
where is Giraffe Street?00:10:15
I don't understand, I'm foreign.00:10:24
Yes, say hello to your sister for me.00:10:27
What a way to respond!
What language do they speak, I don't know!00:10:54
Quick, someone's are coming!00:11:01
- Trois francs! Trois francs!
- Trois?00:11:05
- Trois francs!
- You have a cone...00:11:16
Ah, what a beautiful place!
Such peaceful people!00:11:36
- Excuse me, Giraffe Street?
- It's that one!00:11:39
That one?
Thank you! Merci!00:11:45
Beret? No, no, hat!00:11:47
Ah, water! Water!
Nisba! Nicht! All right!00:11:58
GIRAFFE STREET00:12:02
Okay...00:12:14
- Hey!
- Hey! Good day! Excuse me...00:12:18
... are you the porter?
- The cows are beautiful.00:12:22
- What?
- Shh!00:12:24
- The cows are beautiful.
- Okay...00:12:27
I wanted to know if you were the porter
of the place I'm looking for.00:12:29
- Enough. What are you looking for?
- I'm looking for friends of Pepč Lumaconi...00:12:32
... I'm a relative of his from Naples.00:12:34
Ah, it's you! Yes, this is the right place,
but to allow you in I need to see your ticket.00:12:39
- Why, is there a show on tonight?
- What show?! The ticket...00:12:42
... that we sent you so that
we would be able to identify you.00:12:44
- Ah, the letter!
- Of course! - Here it is!00:12:47
- Shh!
- What is it?00:12:49
- The cows are beautiful.
- There are no cows here.00:12:51
- Then let's help them in.
- What?00:12:53
- If you widen the door, and push the cows...
- Do me a favour!00:13:02
Barukka!00:13:04
My God what an ugly...00:13:06
La kamatina, kamatč!00:13:10
That's Sara, the seer.00:13:12
I wouldn't have said that she's a seer.
What's she doing here?00:13:15
- Usually she "sees" who's at the door.
- But with me it didn't work! - No!00:13:19
- You should patch her up a bit.
- Who? - Sara.00:13:21
He's arrived!
Go, go on up, they're waiting for you.00:13:25
Yes, I'm going. Excuse me.00:13:28
Here he is!00:13:30
- The successor to Pepč.
- I knew that! Idiot!00:13:34
- Come on!
- Guys, here he is!00:13:37
- Here I am!
- Welcome!00:13:39
- Thank you.
- Praise the lord!00:13:41
Finally we have a Mokņ
among us once again.00:13:44
One who will continue the
work of the great Pepč...00:13:46
... of the unforgettable Pepč
Who we'll never see again!00:13:50
Never again!00:13:52
Come on, my love! On with life!
Pepč is better up there than with us!00:13:59
And what do you want to do?
When one gets old...00:14:01
Pepč was not old!00:14:03
- He was struck!
- He was struck in the heart.00:14:05
Struck in the heart?
Poor man, I'm so sorry!00:14:07
- He was a good man, then?
- What? Good?00:14:10
- Yes, very good, you know...
- Pepč was not good!00:14:14
- He was cruel! Wicked!
- A brute, a magnificent brute!00:14:18
Well, we all have our flaws.
But we shouldn't exaggerate...00:14:21
... that would just be mean.
- I said brute!00:14:24
- A bit brutish, okay!
- He was a brute! Everyone knows that!00:14:28
- He was a real rogue!
- I won't insist!00:14:30
- Unscrupulous!
- Merciless!00:14:32
- He was a bully!
- Okay, okay, he was a brute...00:14:36
... all artists are a bit strange.
It's not easy to conduct a band.00:14:40
Without meaning to offend, it's useless
to compare him to anyone else.00:14:45
I'm not saying it is.
I've never seen him conduct.00:14:47
Anyway, there's no need to exaggerate.00:14:49
If I may be so modest, there are still some
excellent conductors around today.00:14:54
If they are only given the
chance and the right men!00:14:57
As for men, there's no need to worry.
Here they are all excellent!00:15:00
I can guarantee that myself,
I've seen them at work.00:15:03
Ah, as if it's only about the work!
Get out of here...00:15:07
Tell me something...00:15:08
These men, how good are they
at dealing with high tempo stuff?00:15:11
Because high tempo work is
the base of our profession.00:15:14
Also for high tempo work,
I can vouch for all of them.00:15:16
Everyone here knows how to work those
shoulders at a high tempo.00:15:21
Poor Pepč, the Tulip and I
made a rather effective trio.00:15:26
A trio? In a band? Oh my!00:15:29
A quartet I would have understood,
but a trio...00:15:31
Just at the beginning,
then others would come in.00:15:34
- And where would you usually work?
- Wherever things came up...00:15:37
... but we always preferred
quieter locations.00:15:39
With an entire band, you were
afraid to play in front of people?00:15:42
The more people there
the more money you make!00:15:44
The last few times I always went to work
in places that were crowded with people.00:15:48
But then I was a one-man band...00:15:50
Such courage! Worthy of Pepč!00:15:52
Smart move, you...00:15:53
From now on, I'll take
care of the programme.00:15:55
By the way, do you have
"The Thieving Magpie"?00:15:58
Well, we've never really thought about it.00:16:00
That's no good! With "The Thieving Magpie"
success is always a certainty!00:16:05
And no matter how badly it goes...00:16:07
... I always like to rely on
"The Power of Destiny".00:16:09
- Pepč never did.
- No?00:16:11
He was very provident,
he always had a good plan.00:16:14
- Instead I always like to work without one.
- How do you manage without a plan?00:16:17
Well, when everyone knows their part,
you don't need a plan.00:16:20
Not only that, in a real band you
also need good some good trombones!00:16:25
- Trombones?!
- But they don't use them anymore!00:16:28
What kind of band is this?00:16:30
Whatever people say, the trombone
is always the trombone, no?00:16:35
You're not wrong. Your ideas are strange,
but I really like the sound of your methods.00:16:39
When do we start?00:16:40
- Tonight is fine for me!
- Tonight!?00:16:42
Calm down, guys, calm down!00:16:47
Anyway, where do we want to set up?00:16:50
There's a deserted workshop
that we wanted to check out.00:16:53
A deserted workshop? Isn't it embarrassing?
A band with so many different elements...00:16:56
At this time of day I'd
be at the Grand Hotel!00:16:59
At the Grand Hotel!?00:17:01
- Such good times!
- Why, have you already been there?00:17:03
- Yes, a year ago.
- So, why don't we go back there?00:17:08
Isn't that right, chérie? Mon amour...00:17:10
Tonight there's a party,
it will be difficult to get in.00:17:13
I'll take care of it.
Are the instruments ready?00:17:16
- In excellent condition.
- Where should we put them?00:17:18
What do you mean, where? Don't you
have cases for violins, trombones...?00:17:22
- Goodness me what a great idea!
- Incredible! - What a boss!00:17:24
- You're even better than Pepč!
- Totņ!00:17:28
Set yourselves up in the places
that I assign to you...00:17:30
... and on the signal of attack,
that I'll give with my baton...00:17:34
... we will begin with the norm.00:17:37
- Which norm is that?
- "Norma" by Bellini!00:17:47
Where's Za the Mortadelle?00:17:49
- He's back in the car, waiting for us.
- I see. Let's go.00:18:06
Come on, come on!00:18:26
- Where are you going?
- To the hall.00:18:28
- The hall is occupied by a party.
- That's exactly why we're here.00:18:32
- And who are they? - What do you mean
"who are they"? We're musicians!00:18:36
Listen, there's no room for buskers here!00:18:39
Would you like some advice?
Get out of here. Get out of here right away!00:18:42
Sir, we are not buskers,
do you understand?00:18:45
We're actually the most wanted
band in all of Algiers!00:18:48
Of course!00:18:49
But when the Consul booked the hall...00:18:51
... he didn't ask me for a
band or for any musicians...00:18:54
... otherwise I would have provided it myself!
- And what could you provide?!00:18:57
You!? Do me a favour! With that face?!00:19:01
Did you ever look at yourself in the mirror?
Well you should!00:19:03
Mr. Director!00:19:06
What are you waiting for?
Send up the orchestra!00:19:10
What's the delay?00:19:11
- But I....
- Let's not waste any more time!00:19:14
You see? W-What did I tell you?00:19:18
We're coming right away!00:19:19
Do you understand now? You're an idiot!00:19:22
Take a look at yourself, you'll see!00:19:24
- We're coming!
- We're coming right away!00:19:36
The bandstand is over there.00:19:39
Thank you.
Men, come on, let's go.00:20:04
Men, take out your instruments.00:20:06
Let's show these people
what we're capable of.00:20:09
- We will begin with a symphony...
- They'll hear a symphony alright!00:20:43
Men, at the signal from
my baton we will strike up!00:20:49
Are we ready?00:20:51
One...00:20:52
... two...00:20:53
.. three!00:20:59
What the..?!
Are you mad?00:21:01
Over here, criminal! Get away!00:21:09
Women over here!
Men over there! Quickly!00:21:27
What are you doing, idiot?00:21:36
- This way! They're in the hall!
- Come on...00:21:38
... you two go that way.
You, come this way. Quickly!00:21:59
- Over there! Follow him!
- This way!00:22:10
- Who is it?
- Oh my!00:22:12
Ah, finally some excitement!00:22:14
Are you a thief?
Yes, you're a thief!00:22:17
You're here to make a diversion
in this hotel!00:22:19
With everything going on out there
you're calling me a diversion?00:22:25
- They're after you, eh?
- Yes, but I'm not a bandit.00:22:28
- What, you're not a bandit? Help!
- Quiet! For God's sake! They're after me!00:22:32
I'm a bandit, a big bandit!
A killer, a ferocious killer!00:22:35
I'm stained with the most wicked crimes!00:22:38
I've taken people, I've dismembered them!
Stop! Get your hands up!00:22:41
I'm going to hide so be quiet!00:22:45
Put your hands down or I'll shoot!00:22:50
Is the bandit not in here?00:22:52
No, there's nobody here!
And what gives you the right?00:22:56
Strange, we thought we heard a woman
scream. We must have been mistaken.00:23:00
I'm very sorry.
Anyway, be careful...00:23:02
... there's a terrible bandit
loose in the hotel!00:23:05
You two, come with me!00:23:08
- Come on, they're gone. Get up!
- But they might come back, you know?00:23:12
Don't you see? Let me hide...00:23:16
But there's no danger anymore!
Get out of here!00:23:18
So I have to leave, just like that?00:23:21
- Empty-handed?
- What do you want?00:23:22
What could a bandit like me want with
a beautiful woman like yourself?00:23:27
Ah, I see!00:23:29
I should be paying you for
the excitement you've provided!00:23:35
No! What do you mean?
There's been a misunderstanding!00:23:39
- You wish to rob me? There.
- My lady, who do you take me for?00:23:43
I'm not the kind to take things from
a woman. Put your jewellery away.00:23:48
- You're a gentleman bandit?
- Exactly.00:23:51
I'm a gentleman bandit.00:23:55
I'm a bandit....00:23:58
A gentleman bandit!00:24:08
Our boss is here too! Let's go!00:24:19
What kind of band is this?!00:24:21
I thought you were a band of musicians,
but you're a band of crooks!00:24:25
Crooks! I'm conducting a band of killers.00:24:28
- Are you not happy?
- You must be joking!00:24:30
I don't want to end up
in the gas chair, you know!00:24:32
- The gas chair?
- Of course, the electricity always fails!00:24:34
- What are you saying?
- Hands off! We're gentlemen here, no?00:24:36
- You wouldn't be afraid, would you?
- Afraid? No, I'm frightened, terrified, shocked!00:24:40
- You? - Yes.
- Our boss? - A Mokņ!00:24:42
That's enough of that name!
My name is Lumaconi!00:24:45
- Hear that? - He's a coward!
- Yes!00:24:48
- A bastard! - Yes!
- Fool! - Yes!00:24:50
- You're a dog! - No!
- Yes! - No!00:24:51
- Yes! - No!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!00:24:54
Rock! Paper! Scissors!00:24:57
Enough! Take it how you want to,
I'm out of here...00:25:00
... without money,
without a home, without tickets.00:25:02
I'm going back to Naples.
To my village... - Help!00:25:10
Damn you...00:25:13
Criminals! Rascals if ever there were!00:25:16
See what kind of people I must deal with?00:25:22
Away from the Casbah!
Damn it to hell!00:25:36
I really need a smoke!00:25:44
- Who's that? Totņ?
- It's really him!00:25:47
- Totņ you're a champion!
- I'm a champion? I know!00:25:50
Congratulations, today is
your greatest day.00:25:53
You heard about that, did you?
I told them where to go and left.00:25:57
You've surpassed Pepč's
price by 900,000 francs!00:25:59
Well, you know...
What? What price?!00:26:02
- The price on your head.
- On my head?00:26:06
Oh God! I have a pred on my hice!
I have a hice on my pred!00:26:09
... I have a price on my head!00:26:11
The police! They're looking for
Totņ le Mokņ! Quick, get out of here!00:26:16
The police! Quick! Out of here!00:26:59
"Attention! Attention!"00:27:06
"The police are looking for Totņ!"00:27:13
"I..."00:27:17
"... don't..."00:27:22
"... want..."00:27:23
"... I don't want..."00:27:30
"... to come!00:27:34
"Get out of here before they catch you!"00:27:39
"Look out! Run away, Totņ!"00:27:45
"Tell me..."00:27:47
"... where..."00:27:50
"... do I have to go?"00:27:57
"Help Totņ for he's in danger!"00:28:06
"I was just fine..."00:28:09
"... playing my music..."00:28:12
"... back in Naples!"00:28:25
Men, come on! Let's go!00:28:44
Where are you going? Are you mad?
Do you want them to get you? In here!00:28:48
Where are your manners?
How many times must I tell you?00:28:52
I'm not from here,
I'm just passing through!00:28:55
- Tell me, where is the station?
- I know, little Mokņ, that you want to leave.00:28:59
All the Mokņs dream of leaving the Casbah...00:29:02
... but you can never leave!
No, you have replaced Pepč...00:29:04
... you're the new terror of the Casbah...
- The terror? The terror...00:29:07
... is what I'm feeling...00:29:09
... it's what makes me terrified...00:29:11
... I don't do the terrifying!00:29:14
I'm out of here.00:29:15
No, this way they will arrest me!00:29:17
Don't worry! The police have never
dared come in here.00:29:20
They might not dare today or tomorrow,
but one day they might dare.00:29:24
And if they dare, things won't end well!00:29:27
I told you not to worry!
Are you a man or aren't you?00:29:30
But no...00:29:32
... I hope that nobody would
ever doubt that!00:29:34
Then let's go! Come on!00:29:41
How peaceful!00:29:42
- This was Pepč's room!
- It's nice!00:29:44
- Our room.
- Oh really?00:29:46
That was his bed, where we
would spend our days of love.00:29:50
- And the nights?
- Come on, sit down!00:29:53
I'll cuddle your feet like this,
just like I did with him.00:29:56
- Oh really? You'll cudd-dle?
- Yes.00:29:59
Since his death I've not allowed
anyone to cross this threshold!00:30:03
- No one?
- No one, understand?00:30:04
- No one at all?
- No one at all!00:30:06
Come on, my lady!00:30:08
I am a man of the world and
I know how the world works!00:30:11
Don't tell me that since that day,
no one, not even once...00:30:14
Come on, my dear, open up.
We're alone, you know.00:30:17
- I have to open up?
- Of course, my dear!00:30:20
How many times, my dear?
How many times?00:30:22
- What are you doing?
- The Democratic Christian...00:30:24
... censors your soul.00:30:28
Censoring in the Casbah?!00:30:30
- In the Casbah love reigns free,
violent and wild!00:30:36
I can feel the Mokņ blood
pulsing in your veins.00:30:39
- What do you feel?
- The Mokņ blood.00:30:41
Silly girl! It's my pocket watch!
You see, the pocket watch?00:30:45
It's the "Pāté di Filippo".00:30:47
Come on, let's go!00:30:50
It's useless to try to avoid it!00:30:53
It is written that you must be mine...00:30:54
... because you're the king of the Casbah
and I am your queen.00:30:57
You shouldn't talk about the royal
family in republican times!00:31:01
We will love each other forever!00:31:03
Today, tonight, forever!
As long as the sun rises and falls.00:31:07
And if there's an eclipse?00:31:09
In the nights of bright moons
and in the days of desert wind...00:31:12
- What about the rain?
- In summer and in winter...00:31:14
- Christmas and new year?
- In autumn and in spring!00:31:16
- Easter and Halloween?
- Always, hopelessly in love.00:31:18
All the bank holidays,
what about good Friday?00:31:20
- Kiss me!
- Oh God, no, I'm very shy.00:31:23
- Kiss me!
- Okay!00:31:25
The taste of your kisses is
the same as with Pepč.00:31:28
- Your mouth is wonderful!
- I know! I have very sensuous lips.00:31:32
- Kiss me again.
- Another one? - Yes!00:31:42
- I don't want you to end up like Pepč.
- What?00:31:45
- He died way too young.
- Don't I know it!00:31:47
With all that physical exuberance!00:31:50
- There has never been anyone
as powerful as him.00:31:53
- I say "never been"...
- Ah, no?00:31:55
- But there could be once again.
- Ah, yes? - Yes! Because I alone...00:31:58
... know of his secret.
- What secret?00:32:01
- The secret of his power.
- Good gracious!00:32:03
- Do you see these bottles?
- Yes, so?00:32:06
Inside them is enclosed the
secret of his power...00:32:10
... and his courage, here.00:32:12
- A kind of bottled extract of power!
- No!00:32:15
These bottles were prepared
by the witch of the Casbah...00:32:18
... and contain a magic potion that
Pepč would use to wash his hair...00:32:21
... and make himself strong and courageous!
- Good gracious! Power from the hair!00:32:25
- Just like Saint Syrus!
- Like Samson, you mean!00:32:27
Samson, Saint Syrus, Saint Babylas,
they're all related!00:32:30
Oh God, they're here!00:32:33
What are you doing? Don't be scared!00:32:35
With this potion you'll become so powerful
that with just one sneeze...00:32:39
... you'll defeat all of your enemies!
- Gee whizz! With just one sneeze!00:32:42
The police!
They're looking for the stolen goods!00:32:46
Oh God, the stolen goods!
Now they will arrest the police!00:32:55
- Bar the door up well!
- What should we do?00:32:57
- Right, come with me!
- To the window!00:33:03
- What's going on?
- They tried a...00:33:05
... surprise attack!
- We managed to stop them just in time!00:33:21
Come on! You, on that window!
You, on the other one! You come with me!00:34:07
Halt! Stop or I'll shoot!00:34:13
Get your hands up! Hands up, I said!
Give yourself up!00:34:18
You may as well give yourself up alive.
If not we'll take you out of here dead!00:34:25
Get your hands up!00:34:41
Surrender! Hands up! Quick!00:34:56
Good gracious!00:34:58
So... so it's true!00:35:03
Damn cowards! You're scared, are you?
Running away, are you?00:35:10
I'll take every one of them!
Smash them all! Wreak havoc!00:35:15
They're leaving!00:35:18
- We made them run away!
- They know that they can't take the Casbah!00:35:21
They thought that without Pepč
we would be lost sheep.00:35:25
Instead they found a bunch of
angry rams!00:35:28
I'd like to know what brought them here.00:35:30
- Not for us, you imbeciles!
- Who were they looking for, then?00:35:34
The new boss of our gang, Totņ le Mokņ!00:35:37
Don't make us laugh!00:35:40
Your Totņ le Mokņ wouldn't scare a fly!00:35:43
That guy isn't a man, he's a mozzarella!00:35:47
Mozzarella...00:35:49
Say it again, if you dare!00:35:52
- Come on, say it again!
- And why wouldn't I?00:35:56
You don't scare me!00:35:58
I said that you're not a man,
you're a mozzarella!00:36:03
Oh, really?00:36:16
You asked for it.00:36:24
Anyone else?00:36:25
- No! That's how you do it, Totņ!
- Pepč would be proud!00:36:28
Well done! Well done!
Finally we have a boss again!00:36:32
Viva Totņ!00:36:36
That was nothing! You'll see...00:36:43
- Whose are these jewels?
- Mine!00:36:45
- Yours? - Yes.
- I'm the boss, so I'm owed half.00:36:48
- Then let's divide them up.
- How many are there?00:36:50
- I've never counted them.
- Then we'll divide them up now.00:36:53
One for you, one for me...00:36:56
... two for you, two for me...00:37:00
... three for you, three for me...00:37:02
... four for you, and four for me.00:37:06
- So then I never had any!
- Ah, yes, that's true!00:37:11
Ah! Damn you!00:37:17
Bastard! No!00:37:25
- He's done! - Totņ!
- One moment.00:37:28
- What do you want, my love?
- I want a kiss!00:37:30
- How much are my kisses worth today?
- Well, I don't know!00:37:34
- At least 1,000!
- 1,000? Oh, really?00:37:37
Okay come here, my love,
I want to make you a millionaire!00:37:43
Kiss me!00:37:53
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare
yourselves to enter the Casbah.00:37:56
We will see Pieri, the famous dealer.00:37:59
Cianciulli, the lord of laundering.
Picchioni, the master of street fighting.00:38:03
Richard the vampire, who's
actually resting at the moment.00:38:05
- And will we see Totņ le Mokņ?
- Yes, tell us, where is Totņ the terrible?00:38:09
We will see! Totņ le Mokņ is
never in the same place twice!00:38:12
But let's see...
Where could he be right now?00:38:15
At 6 o'clock there was the great
robbery of Papignol the chimpanzee...00:38:18
... at 7, a hold-up at the jewellers...00:38:20
... at 10, a triple homicide
at the Titanic hotel.00:38:23
So now he should be performing
at the Alģ Babą...00:38:25
... the most wonderful café in the Casbah!00:38:28
- Let's go then!
- Off we go!00:38:39
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Alģ Babą.00:38:43
Do you like the place?00:38:44
Very much! It's wonderful!00:38:46
- Are all of these people bandits?
- There are so many!00:38:49
No, no, not all of them.
Some of them abide by the law.00:38:53
But here the only law that
counts is that of Totņ le Mokņ!00:38:56
Here is the table that
we reserved for you. Please.00:38:59
- Interesting... will Totņ le Mokņ be here?
- I think so, yes.00:39:03
In fact, I will just go and check.
If I may.00:39:15
- What an exciting atmosphere!
- It's too much!00:39:17
What would our friends say if they
knew that we frequented the same places...00:39:20
... as the low-lives of Algiers?00:39:22
Don't be such a bore! What does it
matter what our friends would think?00:39:26
Nancy is right.
I like to live life my way...00:39:29
... to have adventure after adventure.00:39:33
- I like to change environment,
atmosphere... - And men!00:39:37
- Come on Odette, is he coming tonight?
- A piece of advice...00:39:40
... Totņ le Mokņ doesn't like people
who put their noses into his affairs.00:39:44
I have foreigners, tourists.
He'll be making a bad impression.00:39:47
No he won't. Look down there!00:39:53
Ready!00:40:00
Look!
It's the bandit from the Grand Hotel!00:40:25
- The usual cognac and soda?
- Yes, yes.00:40:28
Hold on, I was first!00:40:31
- I asked for a cognac and I've still
not received anything!
- Oh, really?00:40:36
- Still nothing?
- Nothing! - So take this!00:40:43
- Such fists of iron!
- But a velvet touch!00:40:54
"On those dark nights..."00:40:58
"... when you are so far away from me..."00:41:03
"... I want to take you by the hand..."00:41:08
"... and lead you down here to me."00:41:13
- Lots of soda?
- Lots of soda.00:41:15
- What's wrong with me?
- Can't you do it?00:41:19
Watch this.00:41:21
- How did you do that?00:41:27
I learnt it from my mother
when I was just a child.00:41:30
Cheers.00:41:31
"Faith brought us together..."00:41:35
"... and one day split us apart."00:41:40
What's this, why aren't we drinking?
Cognac and soda for the gentlemen!00:41:44
Thanks, boss!00:41:45
So you're not angry with us anymore?00:41:48
- I told you that he never holds a grudge!
- Not another word about it. Peace made!00:41:53
And never give me that face again,
or else I'll break it, you know?00:41:57
- To Totņ le Mokņ!
- To Totņ!00:42:01
Since we've made peace, excuse me...00:42:08
"... on those starry nights, with you"00:42:14
Did you see that? Phenomenal!00:42:16
You have to admit that he's a champion!00:42:20
"Faith brought us together..."00:42:24
"... and one day split us apart."00:42:28
"Now I sing to all of Paris for you,
but who will ever sing for me?"00:42:33
What an amazing man!00:42:40
- Tremendous!
- That's what I mean...00:42:43
- Charming!
- Without question!00:42:48
- Irresistible!
- In fact, I won't resist! Bye, lady!00:42:54
Here he is! He's coming over to us!00:42:59
How's it going?
My lady, we know each other!00:43:02
It's true, by sight.00:43:04
- And what a sight!
- Please, sit down. - Thank you.00:43:09
- Excuse me, is this seat taken?
- Which one? - This one!00:43:11
- Don't you see that I'm sitting on it?
- Yes, but there's no hat.00:43:14
In order to occupy a seat,
you must hang your hat upon it.00:43:17
That way someone sees the hat and thinks:
"Good gracious..."00:43:19
"... it's taken, there's a hat!"
If there's no hat, it's free.00:43:22
My dear Sir, you must be
informed of the rules!00:43:24
- We're not in a train, here!
- Thank you!00:43:27
- How dare you?!
- Claude!00:43:28
Please, Sir, here's your chair.00:43:30
You've been waiting for Totņ le Mokņ
and here he is, at your table.00:43:34
Just as I promised.00:43:36
- Ah, you are Totņ le Mokņ!
- Do you hear that, Claude?00:43:40
It's Totņ le Mokņ. What an honour!00:43:42
May I? My name is Nancy Cleim
and this is my husband, Claude.00:43:46
- What do I care?
- What kind of manners are these?!00:43:49
Come on darling, sit down. Don't get mad,
at least not with Totņ le Mokņ.00:43:53
Okay, as long as Totņ le Mokņ is paying.00:44:46
- Dance!
- No, I don't dance.00:44:48
I didn't say "dance" with a question mark.00:44:50
I said "dance" with an exclamation mark.00:44:55
But we don't know how to dance.00:44:56
So then find an excuse and get out of here.00:44:59
- What? - Have you found one?
- No! - Then I'll find one for you.00:45:02
You've left your child home alone!00:45:04
What child?!00:45:05
It's true, Claude.
You've left the child home alone.00:45:08
If you want to go, you don't
need to ask our permission.00:45:11
What child?
We don't have any children!00:45:14
What does that matter?
Let's go home and make one, darling.00:45:17
- Bye, Viviane.
- Bye. - Let's go.00:45:23
Finally, we are alone.00:45:29
- And who are you?
- My name is Viviane de Valance.00:45:32
I've heard that name before.00:45:33
You might have heard that I was involved
in the hold up at the consul's party.00:45:36
That isn't very consoling!00:45:38
- And the consul? - He was inconsolable.
- Oh, that consoles me!00:45:42
This apache dance is very exciting!00:45:45
Trifling, trivial, unimportant.00:45:48
- Why, do you know how to dance as well?
- I can give you a sample, if you like?00:45:53
It goes like this!00:47:41
You really are an amazing man,
so powerful, so domineering!00:47:46
That was nothing.
In the bedroom I'm a real beast!00:47:50
No one here in the Casbah
is bothered by your violence?00:47:53
Is everyone so tolerant?00:47:55
It's a Casbah of tolerance!00:47:58
With an air of rebelliousness.00:48:02
Listen, beautiful...00:48:03
... at my place there's a window
from which you can see all of the Casbah.00:48:07
Shall we?00:48:08
- To do what?
- To close the window...00:48:11
... so that no one can see us. Coming?00:48:15
- Why not?
- Let's go!00:48:20
- Quick, the police!
- Hurry, it's best if you get out of here!00:48:23
- Oh my, what's going on?
- The "police men".00:48:30
Halt, everyone!00:48:32
Cover all the exits!
Make sure that no one moves!00:48:35
- What do you want?
- Totņ le Mokņ!00:48:39
Handcuff him!00:48:43
Joke handcuffs, joke policemen.00:48:46
The time of jokes is over, my dear Le Mokņ!
Let's go!00:48:50
- I'll see you in five minutes.
- We'll see! Start walking!00:49:03
You're not leaving, are you?
You don't want to wait for Totņ le Mokņ?00:49:07
Unfortunately he's been arrested.00:49:09
No, they will never manage
to get him out of the Casbah.00:49:12
- Make way!
- You there, make way!00:49:14
And where do you plan on taking
me at this hour?00:49:17
To the headquarters, the chief of police.00:49:18
The chief of police is at
the headquarters at this hour?00:49:20
Keep walking! Enough joking around!00:49:27
My dear Mokņ, these are your last
few steps of freedom! - I know!00:49:31
It's a matter of yards!
Or even, a matter guards!00:49:37
Five!00:49:44
Four!00:49:51
Three!00:49:58
Two!00:50:03
One!00:50:10
Ladies and gentlemen, we have lift off!00:50:13
- It's already 11 O'clock, he's gone forever!
- You don't know Totņ le Mokņ.00:50:22
- Totņ, finally you're here!
- What do you think we are, men or mice?00:50:26
- Let's go home!
- Leave me alone, woman!00:50:29
Traitor!00:50:33
Look.00:50:41
- Here I am.
- Wow...00:50:43
... you're a man of your word!
- When I say it, I mean it.00:50:45
- Shall we go and close that window?
- Let's go!00:50:48
- Just a moment!
- What's that? Who goes there?00:50:50
You're going to leave me like this,
without explaining your behaviour?00:50:53
I don't need to explain myself.00:50:55
I am upright and genuine,
both in mind and in body.00:50:58
I've never committed sins of
the flesh...00:51:00
... or of the fish!
- Really? Oh, darling!00:51:03
- I thought that...
- Leave me alone! Coloured woman...
695
00:51:06,752 --> 00:51:08,629
.. or, rather, colourful woman.00:51:08
I won't let you go with that woman!00:51:10
Why, what's wrong with her?00:51:12
- She looks like Miss Italia, doesn't she?
- Enough of your jokes...00:51:15
... are you leaving me?
- Suleima, I've had enough...00:51:18
... of your vain jealousy!
Let me go!00:51:24
- Totņ!
- Go away, filthy whore!00:51:28
- I hope you are struck down by the Easter curse!
- What do I care, it's August!00:51:37
How exciting, the house of a real bandit!00:51:39
Please, make yourself at home.00:51:43
- Who's that?
- That's Sara, the seer,00:51:45
- May I read your palms, beautiful lady?
- Why not?00:51:48
- Thank you.
- What a strange hand!00:51:50
- Why's that, does she have two thumbs?
- No, that which is written is strange!00:51:54
You've met a man who can give you
everything that you desire!00:51:57
Of course!00:51:58
- You hug him...
- Of course!00:52:00
- You kiss him passionately...
- That comes later.00:52:02
- And after the kiss, you...
- Don't tell us how it finishes...00:52:05
... that's what makes it interesting.
Shall we?00:52:09
- Say, Sara...
- Eh?00:52:11
You, who sees everything,
did you see that...00:52:15
Ah, I understand. I should leave...00:52:18
This witch is a phenomenon!00:52:22
- Where is he?
- He's up there with a strange woman!00:52:24
- Traitor!
- Are you crazy?!00:52:26
Yes, crazy at the idea of
him kissing another woman!00:52:30
- Do you want to stop him?
- Yes!00:52:32
For this, you don't need the dagger!
With witchcraft you can do everything!00:52:36
Do you have anything from Totņ le Mokņ?
Hair, gloves, buttons... anything?00:52:41
- Nothing.
- Ah!00:52:42
Wait, I have his photograph!
Will that do?00:52:45
I think this will do, yes!
Come with me!00:52:48
How beautiful the Casbah is!
I'd love to live here forever.00:52:52
Yes, that's what people always say.00:52:54
For the first few days it's nice,
but then you're always in the Casbah...00:52:58
You're a woman of the world,
not a woman of the Casbah.00:53:04
You're not the "Casbah-ian" type.00:53:07
Though you are at home here, no?00:53:09
Perhaps, by now I'm used to it.00:53:11
In fact, I always say:00:53:14
"Casbah of mine, Casbah of mine..."00:53:15
"... you might be small and shabby,
but to me you're an abbey!"00:53:20
What a strange man you are!00:53:21
- I bet that underneath it all you're lovely.
- You're lovely, too...00:53:25
... and not just underneath but
also above!00:53:32
- Totņ, do you know why I came here?
- Gosh, because I'm handsome.00:53:36
- Yes, but above all because you're strong!
- Well, there's that too.00:53:41
- I would love to see you fight!
- Did you mistake me for a boxer?00:53:46
No! But I'd love to see you fight
with someone over me!00:53:51
I've had so many people duel in my honour...00:53:55
... with swords, with sabres,
with pistols, with scimitars...00:53:59
But nobody has ever had a
knife fight for me.00:54:03
I need the knife to complete my collection.00:54:05
Of course, without the knife
you can't even eat breakfast!00:54:09
- Totņ! - What is it?
- Will you fight for me?00:54:12
- I can't! - Why?
- I'm a conscientious objector.00:54:16
- You don't fight for me, you won't have me!
- What a dreadful dilemma...00:54:20
... to fight or not to fight?
Yes, I will fight. Though remember...00:54:23
... that Totņ le Mokņ doesn't
do anything for free.00:54:26
I "concubine" you. We shall be "concubines".00:54:30
- You can "concubine" me...
- Later, later..00:54:33
... when I've seen you fight!00:54:35
No, that would be too easy!
I shall need a deposit...00:54:38
... otherwise, the deal is off.00:54:40
I like you because you're a decisive man.
Come and sit close to me.00:55:04
Now Totņ le Mokņ is in your hands,
just like this photograph!00:55:08
- In what way?
- Everything that you do to the photo...00:55:11
... he will feel, as if you were
doing it him. Do you understand?00:55:14
- No. - Well, if you take this pin and
pierce the eyes on the photograph...00:55:18
... he, wherever he is,
will be stabbed in the eyes!00:55:21
If you blow on the photo,
he will feel it as wind on his face, if...00:55:23
Really? Now I shall prepare for you
a wonderful night of love, traitor!00:55:28
- Ouch! I sat on a pin!
- Where? - Here!00:55:31
- I don't feel anything!
- I felt it!00:55:34
Take this!00:55:35
- Ouch!
- What's wrong?00:55:37
There are needles giving me
injections all over!00:55:40
Ah! Take that!00:55:49
What's wrong with you?
Is that the dance of Saint Vitus?00:55:52
I'm being pricked all over!00:55:55
What is it?00:55:59
Rotten bastard!00:56:02
There are ghost slaps in here!00:56:08
- You're so funny!
- I know.00:56:12
Come here, I want to show you
how us women of the world...00:56:17
... can kiss when we're in love.
- Yes, yes!00:56:21
Close your eyes.00:56:23
I want you to know how my kisses feel...00:56:26
... hot...00:56:28
... burning!
- Oh gosh!00:56:33
I want to cook you slowly!00:56:37
Did you like it?00:56:39
- Do you like my lips?
- Good gracious! Answer me something...00:56:43
... what kind of lipstick to you use?
- "Red Flame"!00:56:46
I would have preferred "Green Mint",
at least that would be refreshing.00:56:59
What, don't you love me anymore, darling?00:57:31
- What, are you going?
- Yes, darling, it's late. It's almost dawn.00:57:35
- Goodbye, magnificent brute!
- Will we see each other again?00:57:38
Perhaps.
Though first I want to see the dead body.00:57:41
- What dead body?
- Don't you remember? You promised me.00:57:44
I'm no assassin, you know.00:57:46
I want Totņ le Mokņ to fight
for me, then I will be yours.00:57:50
After that I must leave for Naples,
with the memory of you in my heart.00:57:53
Naples! Auntie Teresa, Mount Vesuvius,
the Bersagliera,..00:57:57
... the window looking out onto Marechiaro...00:57:59
Ah, how I would love to return to Naples!00:58:01
Why don't we go together?
Run away with me!00:58:04
I can't! If I put even a single toe
on a ship, they will arroast...00:58:08
- They will arrest me! I am "priced"!
- What?00:58:11
Yeah, you don't know.
There's a price on my head!00:58:14
- I won't be going to Naples
on an ocean liner! - By foot?00:58:18
- I have my yacht.
- A yacht?!00:58:20
My God!
What are we waiting for?00:58:23
Show me how you "yacht"!00:58:25
You must first show me how you fight!
Then you'll have a place on my yacht.00:58:29
Really? You will "yacht"
me all the way to Naples?00:58:32
If that's all you want,
come to the Ali Babą tonight...00:58:35
... and you will have your dead body,
signed and delivered!00:58:38
- You'll fight for me?
- I'll fight for me!00:58:41
- How wonderful! Goodbye, my love!
Until tonight! - Goodbye!00:58:44
Goodbye, my beautiful, bloodthirsty baby.00:58:48
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!00:58:57
Now I'm off to bed so as to rest up,
that way tonight I'll be ready...00:59:00
... for the great duel!00:59:04
Look, she's leaving.00:59:12
- What do I have to do to destroy her?!
- Calm down!00:59:15
You don't have to destroy her,
you have to destroy him!00:59:17
- But what should I do?
- You gave him his power...00:59:19
... by revealing Pepč's secret.00:59:21
Now you can take it away again,
and finish him off once and for all!00:59:23
While he's sleeping, we'll...00:59:26
- That's right, his hair!
- That's it!00:59:41
On guard!00:59:45
I'll slaughter you like the dog you are!01:00:06
- What's he doing?
- Don't worry, he's just dreaming.01:00:14
Come on!01:00:26
My beautiful, bloodthirsty baby,
here’s the dead body I promised.01:01:22
Oh God, my hair!
Oh, Saint Syrus... Saint... Samson!01:01:26
What should I do? The lotion!01:01:30
I'm weak!
My strength is draining!01:01:33
- Totņ!
- Who's there?01:01:35
- Your bloodthirsty baby!
- I'm not decent!01:01:37
- It's me, Viviane!
- I'm just putting on my shirt!01:01:40
I'm just figuring out what to hair!
I'm just figuring out what to wear!01:01:43
Damn!01:01:44
What are you up to? Still sleeping?01:01:45
Just a moment! I'm not decent!
Don't come in!01:01:49
Too much.01:01:51
But anyway, are you ready or not?01:01:53
You can't come in!01:01:59
That'll do. I'm indecent!01:02:04
You're still in your pyjamas?01:02:07
Yes, well... you know...01:02:10
What are you doing with
that hat on your head?01:02:11
Totņ le Mokņ takes his hat off for no one!01:02:14
- But you were alone!
- That's exactly what I mean...01:02:15
... I haven't taken it off because
there was no one around! - Come on, get dressed!01:02:18
- My yacht will be in the harbour
in two hours! - Lucky him!01:02:21
- If you don't fight now, you're not coming!
- "Fight now"? Those are just words.01:02:25
Just like that...
I'm all about action, you know!01:02:27
- You're not scared, I hope?
- Me, scared? What's next!01:02:31
Some things aren't even worth saying.01:02:33
- Are you getting dressed or not?
- Listen, Chérie, can't we...01:02:36
... postpone this duel until later?
- You don't want to be with me? - Yes!01:02:41
- You don't want to see Naples again?
- Yes! - The gulf, Marechiaro...01:02:45
- See Naples for one last time before
you die. - But that's the problem!01:02:48
Here I will die first
and then never see Naples again!01:03:00
- Darling, wait for me at the bar.
- Evening, boss!01:03:03
- Do me a favour, accompany
Viviane to the bar. - And the duel?01:03:06
Afterwards, afterwards.
I'll be right back.01:03:22
- Don't dance, this isn't the time for it!
- No.01:03:24
- Listen, it's urgent that I fight right away.
- Have I offended you, boss? What have I done?!01:03:28
No! I need to fight someone in a duel.01:03:30
And you need to find me someone
who wants to duel "avec moi"! With me!01:03:34
- Impossible! Nobody would dare!
- I need to organise a fake duel.01:03:37
- I need to impress that woman!
- Ah, you want to impress the rich one!01:03:41
I know just the guy!
Someone who will do it for pennies.01:03:44
- I'll go and find him, quick!
- Don't scream or I'll whack you!01:03:47
- Is he tall?
- Very tall!01:03:49
- Big?
- Elephantine!01:03:51
- He's not Italian?
- What, of course!01:03:52
- You said "elephantine"!
- I meant big!01:03:54
- Right! - Anyway, to make sure you know
it's him I'll put a flower in his buttonhole!01:03:57
- Can he take a few punches?
- Of course!01:04:00
- And you'll tell him it's fake, won't you?
- What do you think?01:04:03
He would be afraid, otherwise! You're
the strongest, the wolf of the Casbah!01:04:08
- You know how it is, sometimes even the
wolf loses its hair... I'm going! - Go!01:04:14
Here he is!01:04:16
- Boss!
- Thank you.01:04:20
By the end of the evening, you,
just like Rosmunda...01:04:24
... will drink your wine from a skull!
- God, how wonderful you are!01:04:29
- There's nobody quite as electrifying as you
in the entire world! - Oh, really?!01:04:32
Have you ever tried sitting on a damp cat...01:04:35
... while it tickles your feet with its tail?01:04:38
- No!
- Try it and you'll see!01:04:40
Is that clear? The duel will be over.01:04:42
Totņ le Mokņ will stab you
and you'll pretend to be dead.01:04:46
Excellent, you're here!01:04:48
What do you want, dirty Arab!
Get him out of here!01:04:56
- Who are you?
- You don't recognise me? Franēois!01:05:01
- You... everyone abandoned me!
- Weren't you dead?01:05:06
Did you think that Pepč le Mokņ
could be killed so easily?01:05:09
Traitors, you've got yourselves a new boss!01:05:12
But Pepč is still alive, and how!01:05:19
Who is this Totņ le Mokņ
that has stolen my name?01:05:23
He hasn't stolen anything!
He's a relative of yours!01:05:27
A relative of mine has taken my place?01:05:29
- Yeah, you should be proud!
- At least, that's what he told us!01:05:33
- Oh, really? Do you know why I'm here?
- No.01:05:35
- Why I became Pepč le Mokņ?
- Why?01:05:38
- The bandit of the Casbah?
- Why?01:05:39
Because I killed all my relatives!01:05:42
Just one remains:
A certain Antonio Lumaconi of Napoli!01:05:45
- It's him!
- Oh, really?! Where is he?01:05:48
- There, at the Alģ Babą!
- Good, now I can teach him a lesson.01:05:52
You lot, come with me!01:05:54
How can I do that?01:05:58
Waiter!01:06:00
- Your wish, Sir? - Blood...
sorry, I was thinking of something else.01:06:05
- What are you drinking, darling?
- Champagne. I want to get drunk.01:06:09
Hear that? The lady wants to get drunk.
Champagne!01:06:15
Sorry. Nervous.01:06:18
- Pepč is back!
- Impossible! - Yes, Pepč!01:06:21
Yes, Pepč!
You idiots think I'm a ghost?!01:06:24
Now do you think I'm a ghost?01:06:26
- Those aren't ghost slaps!
- Enough! Follow me!01:06:31
- Who will be your opponent?
- I don't yet know who my victim will be...01:06:35
... anyway, I'm looking for him now.01:06:46
Look at that guy down there.
Want me to fight him?01:06:52
He has a ferocious look about him!01:06:55
Girl, that's exactly what I want.01:06:59
One swift blade to the heart, coming up.
I'll be right back.01:07:02
Stay where you are.
I want to have some fun.01:07:19
- Stamp on my foot!
- Why?01:07:25
- I said stamp on my foot!
- If that's really what you want...01:07:29
Ouch! Enough!01:07:31
- Good! Now apologise.
- Why? Because you asked me to?01:07:35
You won't apologise? Take that!01:07:37
Bravo, bravo!01:07:44
- Odette, is that Pepč?
- Yes, it's Pepč le Mokņ!01:07:59
Good, that's it!01:08:03
- It's Pepč le Mokņ!
- Yes. Now we'll see what happens!01:08:09
- Now take out your knife!
- Knife?01:08:12
- Take out your knife!
- A knife, it is!01:08:18
Don't forget that this is fake!01:08:21
Pepč le Mokņ has never done anything fake!01:08:24
- Pe... Pe... Pe... Pepč le Mokņ?!
- Yes.01:08:27
- What, you're not dead?
- Dead?!01:08:31
If there's a dead man among us, it's you!01:08:33
Don't you smell your corpse already?01:08:36
- Smell? No, well, it must have been the cat!
- On guard!01:08:40
- Oh! I..
- Defend yourself, coward!01:08:42
- Go on, boss!
- How will I do this without the hair?01:09:03
Ah! The sabre!01:09:10
The sabre it is!01:09:28
- Coward!
- You're the coward!01:09:34
Your competition is unfair!
Your nose is longer than mine!01:09:54
Would you prefer it if I cut
you into slices or squares?01:09:57
I've always been an upstanding man, myself!01:09:59
- You won't be for much longer!
- Why?01:10:01
- Because I'll chop off your legs!
- Whose? - Yours!01:10:41
The gong!01:10:45
Pepč! Pepč!01:10:52
Second round!01:11:05
My dear man, I am a swordsman
who makes sparks! Take that!01:11:20
Take my place, I'll be right back.01:11:39
Thanks!01:11:49
Got you!01:11:58
Here, give it a good iron and
I'll pick it up tomorrow morning.01:12:34
Boss, over there!01:12:51
Hey, have you seen a man running
this way? No?01:12:53
If I catch him, I'll kill him!01:13:00
Stop! There he is! Damn it!01:13:12
That bastard!01:13:31
Ask that Arab!01:13:33
- Have you seen Totņ le Mokņ?
- Yes, he went in there!01:13:35
Damn, he went into our weapons store!01:13:38
What are you afraid of?
There are 8 of us, he's on his own!01:13:41
It's not like he can shoot
all those guns at once!01:13:45
Look out, there he is!01:13:47
Want to bet on that?!01:13:49
- Look at him!
- He's armed to the teeth!01:13:51
We'll see!01:14:25
MUSICIAN ELIMINATES CASBAH GANG01:14:27
ANTONIO LUMACONI DESTROYS
THE NOTORIOUS CASBAH GANG01:14:30
ANTONIO LUMACONI FINISHES
PEPE LE MOKO'S GANG01:14:32
MUSICIAN DEFEATS
PEPE LE MOKO GANG01:14:35
A MILLION FRANCS
REWARDED TO TOTO LUMACONI01:14:38
ANTONIO LUMACINO LIVES THE DREAM
BACK IN NAPLES TO CONDUCT A REAL BAND01:15:49
"My beautiful lady, I know
you're listening up there..."01:15:54
He really is a wonderful conductor!
Every night is a huge success!01:15:57
Is it true that he's
been contacted by Americans?01:15:59
Yes, he's received an offer to
conduct a famous orchestra.01:16:02
- From who? - Well, from one of
his relatives over there...01:16:05
... a certain Al Capone in Chicago...Description:
Totò le Mokò - Film Completo Full Movie Pelicula Completa by Film&Clips Director: Carlo Ludovico Bragaglia Writers: Arduino Maiuri , Vittorio Metz Stars: Totò, Gianna Maria Canale, Carla Calò, Luigi Pavese Una serie di fraintendimenti porta Totò, direttore d'orchestra, a recarsi in Algeria, in cerca di fortuna. In realtà si trova a essere il capo di una banda di fuorilegge. The mobster Pepè le Mokò dies during a shootout with the police. His gang decide that his successor will be a relative of his from Naples: Antonio Lumaconi, a street musician. Il più bel canale di cinema gratuito e legale di Youtube! The best FREE & LEGAL Youtube Channel: movies, clips, docs, short movies from all around the world - italian, english, spanish, french, deutsch, and other subtitles available! Iscriviti a Film&Clips: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNT5YLfnn2cQGIxGw8iOxJQ?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Twitter: https://twitter.com/filmandclips App: https://apps.apple.com/it/app/film-clips/id1142643423 Tutte le playlist: https://www.youtube.com/user/MinervaPicturesGroup/playlists Film&Clips Movie Clips Collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E4rG-ML2Nc&list=PL_ip4tli3pJXjbA4NIFLpTvt4qMdEXXWM Film&Clips Original Trailers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrdzpjjI8A&list=PL_ip4tli3pJV779zq6JX2wbnDh7cIRzKn Film&Clips English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5S17Sg8GbU&list=PL_ip4tli3pJV9Vqv4C9cKXkyqB-SyD0T_ Film&Clips Film in Italiano Completi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVrA6Btfw4&list=PL_ip4tli3pJW1dkqoxKbtYNUGFj3bQ7p- Film&Clips Interviste & Backstage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnGySlqCIo&list=PL_ip4tli3pJXmbADPv3VCz_gWY6MfbpMj Film&Clips - Français: http://survey-smiles.com/ Film&Clips - Español: http://survey-smiles.com/ Film&Clips - Deutsch: http://survey-smiles.com/ Film&Clips - Japanese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMwKiRqZ84&list=PL_ip4tli3pJV5ouU21syGSredl4ircM7h Film&Clips Fashion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aeuW5vj73c&list=PL_ip4tli3pJVcR4n2DJaBdS8b3qBcdiRB Download our App here: https://apps.apple.com/it/app/film-clips/id1142643423 Film&Clips offers a wide selection of FREE & LEGAL movie content on Youtube: full movies, clips, documentaries, short movies, trailers from all around the world in different languages and subtitles. Don't miss our vast array of genres: horror, adventure, drama, comedy, cult and b-movies, spaghetti western, Italian cult movies all free in streaming on our channel. #Totò @FilmCompass Totò le Mokò - Film Completo Full Movie Pelicula Completa by Film&Clips
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