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[applause]

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Hello everyone This show is not football, this is a

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quiz where only two rules need to be

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answered correctly or funny for each

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correct answer I will count

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a goal for you which team will score more goals and

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oh And who is on which

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team or is this visual

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coding with

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Dema

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All Let's then poplo braid will begin to lead

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to the [ __ ]

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crumble Anton at least once mixed up

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never Let's start First

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[applause]

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[applause]

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half And what was on the sign first

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half Let's come up with a team name

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FC2 Let's be

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FC2 and let's FC 11 it's like FC 10 but on a

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higher floor will be Let's cool something

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of course cool cool cap Yar we

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Los Angeles

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Lakers 11 against Los Angeles everyone let's

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go first

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question first question Arshavin could go

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to Barcelona but Zenit demanded something

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in return and Barcelona had to refuse

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what Zenit demanded

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money is that

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right

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Give on Marcha and Zenit

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demands something in response from them and Barcelona says

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go to the point This is the scheme,

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so I demanded to play with them in the

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Russian Cup in Barcelona in the first round in the

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region's way I know that's

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the exact name Zenit demanded to live in

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Barcelona Now you live in St. Petersburg

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and we also play for us,

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this is what according to

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the document Well, there are already a lot of goals there I

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hope someone thinks Yes, damn, but if

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the right one, they probably demanded

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Messi in response,

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[ __ ] up Zenit no Zenit

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demanded completely for cosplay for all

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Barcelona squads video dzyuba And then there

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was no no the correct answer sounded

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Seriously Seriously Messi they demanded

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Messi or

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something in Abkhazia from whose attempt

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And this is the correct answer the correct answer

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you knew it Well, it’s logical

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they They said We want to buy AR is

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that it’s a little well you don’t participate in

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football games we’re immersed in this we

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now we understand this How does the

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football club Zenit work, believing that Arshavin is

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their Messi, they say Barcelona

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says give us your Messi, they

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say And then give us yours in return,

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well, that is, this is the story Yes, this

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simply describes reluctance sell

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Arshavin Give them a billion dollars

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like that Well, I still understand, well, it’s super

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stupid Selection policy, they are the same,

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[ __ ] the policy, we’re giving away together Yes, listen,

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we’re giving away a meter of 60 63 kg and we’re giving a

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meter of 60-63 kg Well, these are businessmen if

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they they are trading in bulk, then I understand the

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football player, look at one, this amazes

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me No, I’m in awe, the guy is sitting in Barcelona,

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doing serious business, sends a request

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for Arshan, he gets it And you for

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Messi What does that mean, [ __ ] you, like yes, it’s

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better to write like that, [ __ ] you, it’s time,

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it’s a saint -Petersburg there is a

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cultural stoli there is a curb And you name

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it, what does this have to do with the same type who

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received the letter, he was obliged to bring it to the

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transfer council there to discuss the Armed Forces, this

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matter was actually

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discussed

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from think about this meeting, what was there Posha

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told us Mesi they told us to give us

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Messi

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ama I'm still a member of the board of

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directors And we can send, for example, an

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official request Well, to Manchester

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United about Bruno Fernandes, no

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because we are not

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professional footy

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But this can be corrected but for us but with

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we lose 1 You lose 1:0 on

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correct goals no the right goals

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Forget the score in general you think it's for the sake of

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the score let's move on The next question is

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why the question is

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why Barcelona fans are called

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asses in the first place This is not true This is the

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truth This

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[applause] is

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not true

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More precisely, that is, like an ass but you need to

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find out why why post Ass not

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if Barcelona is an ass this is one question

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why is the pic ass - this is the second one I can

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easily answer and because you are in

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the body of the pic and Kost You are in front he is

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in the back everything is fine I am distracting myself

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this is a goal for me I scored a goal the referee cannot

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score goals during football match

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Who said you even think You have to give at least

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one correct answer Why are the

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fans called Barcelo because everyone

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goes there to lose and everyone is in a

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mood Like in the ass this is like,

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well, we’re going to Barcelona the ass will be complete

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no maybe because we’re all we’re all

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beautiful, not all asses are beautiful, I’ll

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tell you this, not even all the urges are beautiful No,

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wait, well, behind, oh wait, wait,

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the stands started buzzing correctly, the judge is not right,

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wait Yes, all together

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Judge Judge women’s hall women’s hall

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of course Judge

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Judge

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Judge What do they usually chant I

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meant namesakes

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within the family of posers Damn, I would have

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taken his wife away if it had already been

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Or

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maybe Well, the Barcelona fan club is 90 years old And so

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906090 is

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also there And where is the

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6090

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goal for some strange reason this is

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not funny and wrong but no respect I

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think this is very witty, and I know,

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maybe you don’t know, I hardly know, I don’t know, but

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they have huge stands, and

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their fan sector is far away and they are sitting in the

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ass oh seriously, the direction is

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right. Maybe, maybe someday- then

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all the Barcelona fans were beaten

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with a belt. Possible. Possible. I have this

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information. Father. Father. Like, he beat me

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in the ass. You decide if it’s funny or not.

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I just can’t figure it out. No,

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it’s a barbell. It’s not

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funny. It’s not funny. It’s not funny for

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me. maybe it’s

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just theirs Well, how do you say a person who does

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n’t know who to root for They’re rooting for

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Barcelona they say Well [ __ ] you And

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by the way Welcome to our team

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No this is a goal for him No seriously

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correct No

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wrong

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seriously correct but it’s connected to the

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past also answered You would have said it

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correctly Well, then there was a peak of the conflict,

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no, it’s connected with the stands That’s the one

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under No, well, maybe the stadium is somehow on

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top if it looks like an ass and they are sitting in the

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left Bul Well, what kind of stadium does it look like they are sitting in the

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left

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bun Well, the center of the field is like

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that And they have a stadium in the ass of Barcelona,

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maybe because the pelvis, the pelvis, is the

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same stadium, reminiscent of Barcelo’s pelvis, which

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is open, and the tas is the hip

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joint, but the stadiums are all like that, are you

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sure that in Spanish, tas and tas is

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also tas and tas we are in Russian in general

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Let's like about you in Spanish

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It's called kules Uh-huh kules but this is not

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a hint they are called they are called kules

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which translates ass ass That is, I

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have a friend with the last name

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kules ass ass Roman Roman Roman ass ass

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can still be all the chants of Barcelona fans,

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what do you think, some kind of [ __ ], all

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the urges are beautiful, I saw this in South Park

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[applause]

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Damn ass, well, it’s connected with the stands. I

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said almost correctly, they are sitting in

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the ass, not fighting through the ass, everything through

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the ass, no, I know You enter the stadium

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through the back entrance they all enter all

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80,000 all 80,000 no for fans for

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fans almost not there

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they have very cool logistics I was at the

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stadium there were 90,000 people and in 8

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minutes I even timed we left like that and

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we got to And by the way, we, too, were

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generally maximally everything was obtained

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at everything were about shorter entrance entrance of

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fans through the stands with Oops this is a goal

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That's witty Let's give a hint

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about I'll give a hint this is due to the

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capacity of the stadium not everyone can fit in

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And here's the stadium ass no, well, it’s the

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Russian language They’re Spaniards They don’t

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say ass when we go maybe That’s how the

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fans come up without placing them in And that’s how they

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watch this goal Well, it’s almost right without

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placing in the fans So here they are

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because of them theirs they call them asses,

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just imagine a picture of a full

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Barcelona stadium, Real Madrid game of some kind.

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People didn’t make it to Nou Camp, there are a lot of people

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who didn’t fit in, they don’t

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necessarily walk there in the stadium, they

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just didn’t fit into the stands. And where where are

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they in the stadium in the

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ass, well, in fact Yes, but that’s not why their ass is

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behind the gates And behind the people behind the

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people in the ass Yes and why and because

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they are standing And in front of them there is an ass Well almost

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By the way yes Well

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okay You’re directing when I was a child like that

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with my grandmother I went for mushrooms go go find

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find 9 years, the stadium where the

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football club Barcelona 190 held its matches

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could accommodate everyone and some of the

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fans were sitting right on the fence,

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passers-by on the street saw a dense row of

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fifths, so the fans were nicknamed

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cules, which literally translates as

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ass, this nickname stuck with

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Barcelona fans to this

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day, and which one? there was a fence in height,

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it turns out well, probably

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70 meters, they sat like that, as they were playing, the stadium was

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dug out

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like this They were playing in the crater in the crater,

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let's move on, footballer Hansi

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Muller,

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German, that's right, German, Yes, but it's not

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written here But Muller, who could be an

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Austrian

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footballer, nationally

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owned estate suddenly got into a fight with the judge

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Uh-huh for which he was sent off from the field later

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It turned out that he did it

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deliberately why did he

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do it the toilet wanted No the thing is that the thing is

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Igor that I host a similar show

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called the family Derby and I

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think I had the same one question and

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that’s why I don’t want to answer this

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question I mean, I don’t want to anyway, I don’t want to

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[ __ ] Well, it’s not fair [ __ ] pass to an empty

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goal [ __ ] I want fair play the ball flies

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something I don’t want I’ve already scored like this I’m

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Miroslav Kloz who plays with his hand and

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says I played with your hand don’t need which

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hand answer the coolest moment if

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the post thinks he knows the correct answer And

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this is the wrong answer answer Well, I think

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no I I do I don’t really remember by the way Well

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maybe he had something happen there I don’t know

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that he gave birth to wife and wife

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is giving birth or vice versa zha zhezha it’s

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his wedding he asked for the same on the eve

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Nezha took the ball from the goalkeeper it’s like

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Benzema [ __ ] doctor Call Afik wedding

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wedding That’s right, it’s so cool that Azamat is on

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my team because everything

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is pouring on me so far what the hell, it’s

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impossible, well, he asked for a coach the day before, he

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says, I have a wedding, you don’t have

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to play, he says no, you’re going to play,

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damn it, he came and left. At what

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minute now, he’s immersed there, in

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professional football, there’s there, well,

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not pl But lower league And

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there remains there, roughly speaking, there is

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also one match and your team is not in a very

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good position in the standings

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and now one match

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the holidays will begin, they have a vacation and the football player takes it

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specially there, well, he grossly violates the rules

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And the guy is even a specific guy there

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lives in Khabarovsk, took it there in the

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penultimate match on purpose, there

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was a tackle in a very rough tackle, he

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was sent off, he was like that, guys. Let's

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see you early after the New Year. I

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went on vacation early, just went home

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because he understands that he is

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no longer participating in the next match, and so many are in the square.

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did yes yes I didn’t hear it even

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once and they left for me Even now when I

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spoke I couldn’t really hear

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myself Well, who needs to hear in short the truth

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Yes, he left for his wedding Because I’m

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not letting him go Listen, well, this is how it’s

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generally regarded as how you got a

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red card to go to his wedding, yes, that is,

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he can imagine, he was running around. In the

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sense that now, as

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if it’s not stupid, it can be done right away

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when he starts the match, he says

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[ __ ] you with his whistle and immediately

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Wait, well, that is, what’s the point of waiting?

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you're wedding

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gender what's in the head of the coach who doesn't

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let the player go to the wedding and what's in the

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head of the player who schedules a wedding

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on the day of the match [ __ ] And what's in the head of

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his wife at all at that moment standing in the zaksa

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you don't know what's funny that well the referee is not

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understands that he needs to go, he says

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whistles and he says [ __ ] you for

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your whistle, he’s so

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good, then the

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game is [ __ ] scum, you’re a creature, I’ll cut out all of

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yours, I’ll kill you, you’re good, Antokha,

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play,

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let’s be friends, let’s go, he’s just his

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wife’s lover, that’s why he doesn’t wanted no

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need You just know about Buffon that he

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also proposed to a woman and they

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decided to get married when he finished his

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career and it’s a joke for him and they ended up

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getting married next summer 11 years have passed

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Listen, well, they have children already, they’ve been

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living there all their lives This just like priko k10 so that

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he never gets married for another 5 years you played The

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next question recently means he doesn’t

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know kos recently in one of the matches of the fifth

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division of Portugal the referee showed

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the player a white card Oh my God he he

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cramped the defender’s leg he

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beat him smack And smack him too didn’t start

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scoring

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a goal, he started scoring a goal, that’s when you

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write in the comments that I want to

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win most of all Well, [ __ ], Look

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at the person, I just know I knew it too And

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everyone knew it I haven’t read

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the question yet Yes, maybe That’s not the question, wait,

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let’s do another one question let's listen,

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reformulate I showed the player a white

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card attention question why they are

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like that

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Good good goal Well why don't answer Well

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I don't understand how I shouldn't answer m

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claim the rules of the game are either you

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answer correctly or it's funny He

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answered the rules correctly you [ __ ]

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him Well done Anton Thank you

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young Well done Aton you don’t know how to joke

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answer

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Aza asked with this how You were

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initially

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very You initially so it’s not

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like you sat down imposingly you sat down tense and the

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audience was immediately like God the way he sat down

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means there will be some kind of frantic pace for

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this game to my This is your video on

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YouTube to go out to search for passive

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aggression Yes, no passive aggression

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guys you asked that and People immediately

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turned on so don’t be surprised that

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people are connected to yours of course of course

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thank you for playing thank you for saying I

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know and by the way give me a white card for the

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last question Me too, here I am You

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answered incorrectly Well, I did it on purpose

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well white

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card invisible card Well that

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's come to the end First half Oops we have

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three of them break we have three of them now the second

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half and look to the left Go look at

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Look

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[music]

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to the left

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I’ll tell you the rules I’ll tell you

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some part of the phrase again And you need to

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insert the last word one one

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cool thing since Nastya doesn’t believe in us one

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missing word yes you need to insert the

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missing word it’s very

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simple and these are problems

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Problems Anton you’re playing correctly You

00:18:21

’re playing correctly Because when Kos is

00:18:23

nervous it means we

00:18:26

win wait wait what is the

00:18:28

level of responsibility of the game what are we

00:18:29

playing for in the end there is no prize we are playing for then

00:18:32

What are you yelling well really well I if I know I

00:18:36

understand the main prize the main prize that

00:18:39

winline will double your first deposit up to

00:18:43

20,000 rubles, that is, they put 20,000 He

00:18:46

gave you 40, that’s all I’m talking about, they

00:18:49

would have done it without us, the main prize, the

00:18:52

main prize, which doubles the first

00:18:54

deposit. This is the main prize. So, at the

00:18:59

beginning of

00:19:01

1970, two Paraguayan football players played

00:19:05

in Colombia but earned little then

00:19:07

they decided

00:19:10

to steal

00:19:15

a plane I just Naum

00:19:20

[applause]

00:19:27

said I didn’t know I just thought Well it’s

00:19:31

cool if you’re poor to steal a plane

00:19:34

Cool If you’re poor Cool If

00:19:37

you’re poor to steal a plane Are you

00:19:39

even

00:19:40

okay the plane is [ __ ]

00:19:43

no I really didn’t know not cool

00:19:48

cool You're

00:19:50

great, okay, come on, I'm skipping a move, that's

00:19:54

all, then it's a goal with a canopy, it's a

00:19:57

goal from the middle of the field Yes, a goal before the [ __ ] game, this is a

00:20:01

slave slave from the corner

00:20:05

flag I'm in awe at all,

00:20:08

somehow, he didn't even say the word

00:20:11

hijack, he said steal But how do you

00:20:14

imagine it yourself can it describe it

00:20:16

word for word guess a very large

00:20:18

pocket is needed and he is

00:20:22

playing around It’s all clear he doesn’t

00:20:25

know Well really Guess what How to steal

00:20:28

a plane Well maybe they’re a command plane Yes they

00:20:31

just flew like and stole for example

00:20:33

Stopudovo a poor command plane Oh well

00:20:35

earns little How to hijack a plane

00:20:38

Well, we know No, well, everyone was sitting there, they should

00:20:41

fly on it They, like, hijacked

00:20:43

the plane, they didn’t fly to the game, everyone

00:20:45

started going out, they were like, go, go

00:20:47

now, let me

00:20:51

park it So check it out, maybe it

00:20:55

was a poor championship and they in addition to the fact

00:20:57

that he is also a football player, he

00:20:59

can also be a Pilot. Let me read the

00:21:01

correct answer. Although, or am I just reading

00:21:03

you are saying the right word and [ __ ] and

00:21:05

then,

00:21:06

because just in case, Eusebio Borja and

00:21:10

Salana Lopez, former teammates, were

00:21:13

expelled from the Major League, the squad was cleared,

00:21:15

they found themselves in distress situation

00:21:17

together they bought tickets for a flight that

00:21:19

went from rich to Medellin They

00:21:21

hijacked the plane and demanded 200,000

00:21:23

dollars in the end they received only

00:21:25

50 thousand or just Yes 50 dollars in

00:21:30

the end they received only 50 I don’t know

00:21:32

maybe they released the hostages alive and the

00:21:35

Lopezes themselves disappeared subsequently

00:21:36

arrested And Borja was never caught Wow Think about it,

00:21:38

here comes Borja [ __ ] Well,

00:21:41

how else could he know I'm Roman Kosin You

00:21:45

look like

00:21:46

Borja, estimate how many years you need to

00:21:49

pretend that you're a comedian, you can't do it, but

00:21:51

still do it How good of you this is what

00:21:53

you call pretending that you’re a comedian, everything is

00:21:55

correct, that’s what I said, you’re a good

00:21:57

comedian,

00:21:58

that’s [

00:21:59

applause]

00:22:03

[laughter]

00:22:08

[applause]

00:22:11

it’s true, and you’re a good comedian

00:22:14

[applause]

00:22:17

here’s the second question:

00:22:20

the owner was not

00:22:26

known on social networks for

00:22:29

coming to the stadium

00:22:32

was hated in

00:22:37

the morning, [ __ ] you came, it's a goal, it's definitely a

00:22:41

goal from

00:22:42

Duna, no, but it's also a goal with some

00:22:45

statement about fat women, it's like

00:22:47

coming to the stadium with a

00:22:51

statement like that. This is a difficult question for people

00:22:53

like you, who just don't give a damn

00:22:55

They say

00:22:56

the words

00:23:00

[ __ ] damn just let it slip this is a goal the

00:23:04

correct answer may be she came to

00:23:07

training [ __ ] damn maybe

00:23:09

from a workplace but she

00:23:12

works for someone very important she

00:23:14

makes sure that planes are not hijacked

00:23:16

for example don’t let’s

00:23:18

simulate everything it’s easy why do they hate

00:23:19

women usually for nothing lately for

00:23:22

leaving the kitchen coming up

00:23:24

maybe that she came to the stadium with

00:23:26

it turns out and guess from the claims this is a thing

00:23:30

how many claims she came with a claim

00:23:32

Ana ka

00:23:35

team captain Well, probably yes she is But it

00:23:38

doesn’t matter No you started there [ __ ] the owner the

00:23:40

owner of the golden sword She's an

00:23:43

American right Yes Megan Rapinoe Yes

00:23:46

with a pet with a dog no And what's

00:23:48

not allowed

00:23:50

I don't know they hated it right this thing

00:23:55

It's with a golden sword Oh by the way Nettie is

00:24:00

quite teenage

00:24:02

like this she came [ __ ] Golden Ball

00:24:05

like this girls were changing clothes

00:24:07

Well, this is a goal This is definitely a goal all

00:24:10

you had to do was stand up simply and cheerfully this is

00:24:13

such a teenage annoying thing with a

00:24:16

spinner or something

00:24:18

[ __ ] almost a teenager burn under a teenager since 2016 I have

00:24:23

n’t hated it with punk

00:24:26

[ __ ] these CDs of yours Yes these CDs So

00:24:32

I came with a

00:24:34

flash drive with

00:24:36

Ler next to her is an infuriating teenager with a speaker

00:24:40

like this Yes, it’s

00:24:42

a goal,

00:24:43

damn come in the team and and who hated her

00:24:52

and you call us a shower, suffocated No, well, that’s well, wait, Well,

00:24:56

wait, well, she’s the ones who

00:24:58

walk around like that with a speaker singing

00:25:00

songs loudly, that’s not true, infuriating no it’s

00:25:02

infuriating when you walk down the street She

00:25:04

came to practice, well, I

00:25:06

came to your rehearsal with a column and

00:25:08

people on social networks write Oh,

00:25:11

what is this? No, that’s weird

00:25:15

Sola, let me know, well, it’s just that I came

00:25:18

to my place Well, yeah During the pandemic, I’m in and remember

00:25:21

these guys from the tape recorder. Well, it’s the

00:25:24

same thing that always moved,

00:25:26

then there were no social networks,

00:25:27

well, those are on the bus. During the

00:25:30

pandemic, at home I listened to Cadelac 200 times in a row. They

00:25:33

were just standing under my window like

00:25:36

this types I thought of my own free will I thought

00:25:40

the same thing like the Guinness Book of Records 200 times

00:25:43

during a pandemic oxygen was low I

00:25:48

decided the explanation is interesting or so Pony did

00:25:51

n’t come soon you decided to commit

00:25:53

suicide

00:25:55

lung damage and

00:25:58

Megan Let’s read to the music Megan

00:26:01

Rapina Legend of world football but the

00:26:02

fans they don’t like her for her provocative

00:26:04

behavior, walking from the column through the

00:26:06

stands. She confirmed her

00:26:07

image and the fans again got angry with her

00:26:09

for the fact that a thirty-eight-year-old

00:26:12

soccer player is trying to attract

00:26:14

attention. Just like Neymar did at the

00:26:16

age of 17, yes, Lord, yes, yes, it’s

00:26:20

strange how people don’t give a [ __ ] at all I

00:26:24

don’t even

00:26:26

know

00:26:28

how Neymar She received the Ballon d’Or at the

00:26:31

age of 38 she once was just once No, that

00:26:35

would be cool at the age of 38 To

00:26:38

receive the Golden Ball Next question come on

00:26:40

during a football match in Brazil the goalkeeper fell on the

00:26:42

goalkeeper

00:26:46

snow gray ice They they They they were playing

00:26:51

they were playing when Gentlemen of

00:26:56

Fortune

00:26:59

[ __ ] up what you have 39 Yes, why,

00:27:03

just at a conscious age, I watched

00:27:05

this movie in the same place continuation Come on let

00:27:07

something fell on your head Uni 15 years

00:27:10

later

00:27:11

you fell on the goalkeeper what yes

00:27:15

Luntik the ball The ball ended up in the goal but the goal was still

00:27:20

credited to the goalkeeper the

00:27:25

pigeon fell the old oldest

00:27:28

[ __ ] up flying like that Oh

00:27:31

well no old very old holo We do

00:27:35

understand Well, have

00:27:37

n’t you ever wondered Well, a bird,

00:27:40

she dies in flight

00:27:45

stroke

00:27:47

stroke No Well, this is one eye, one eye,

00:27:51

two goals, two goals, she has a

00:27:54

pacemaker like that, damn it’s her, like that. She’s

00:27:56

flying, flying, and like

00:27:59

that, a bird’s double, and deba is

00:28:04

her. Well, they were just hammering right here, isn’t

00:28:07

she having convulsions, convulsions when

00:28:09

you know No, well how she dies bird b I

00:28:11

think in the nest like Why in the nest

00:28:13

some birds don’t have a nest meaning don’t you

00:28:16

understand that death, well, it doesn’t, well, doesn’t

00:28:19

wait When you came home No, I understand,

00:28:21

well, like, you’ll lie down if it’s an unexpected

00:28:23

death Yes, in general, any of you gives up there are a lot of

00:28:27

people who die on the go, yes, I even

00:28:31

knew one, there are a lot of them, and how can you

00:28:33

imagine that a person comes

00:28:35

home and

00:28:36

lies down, the person reports that he is dying and

00:28:40

he has a chance to get to some place where he

00:28:42

can sit down, you’re like, you feel bad, you’re lying down,

00:28:44

damn it, you’re thinking that’s why there are benches everywhere Kache

00:28:48

No, the world is not waiting No, well, this is an

00:28:51

unexpected death at u too She feels bad

00:28:56

She flies into the nest Well, this is the EU, a very

00:28:58

old bird something bad Oh something

00:29:01

Bad b No, I think that some are in

00:29:04

flight Estimate and you are not I’ve never seen a

00:29:08

stuck flock flying and I’ll just

00:29:13

catch up alone. [ __ ] now When I see an Eagle

00:29:16

in the sky every time I’ll hide from

00:29:17

this place, well, in short, not a pigeon, if

00:29:20

anything, maybe a meteorite fell there, maybe I don’t

00:29:24

give a damn.

00:29:26

Well, goal

00:29:29

defense of the Tunguska meteorite, the judge wasn’t

00:29:32

in awe from the meteorite, he was so goal there, the

00:29:34

ball was carried by the blast wave No, well, he

00:29:36

might be small You,

00:29:41

too, are

00:29:43

just some kind of Fiery What is it,

00:29:47

a dove or not, he flies in so

00:29:50

serious And when

00:29:56

the atmosphere passes me meteorites fall then I

00:29:59

would like to add sh gate is such a [ __ ]

00:30:01

what are you

00:30:02

[ __ ] and

00:30:04

what the [ __ ] did you give the child a [ __ ] Ay yes they

00:30:08

scored on him yes the meteorite

00:30:12

fell [ __ ]

00:30:14

bam bam bam it's a meteorite goal goal

00:30:20

goals I meteorite said Yes, but it's funny

00:30:23

from here Well, a goal for the

00:30:26

meteorite I would like to supplement my answer

00:30:29

cal

00:30:31

pigeon minus goal [ __ ] No, you

00:30:35

asked Fell Fell Let me

00:30:38

tell you this, it’s a living creature, it’s necessary Oh, okay, a

00:30:42

living thing

00:30:44

No, you’re very, very vulnerable, it turns out

00:30:48

I’m very small No, well, wait, what kind of

00:30:50

living creature Well, if it’s not a bird Well,

00:30:52

it can’t fall Well, I don’t know, the cat fell,

00:30:56

the cat will understand, a

00:30:59

fan is what kind of creature is

00:31:02

alive No, no, not a fan, Lion, no, an animal

00:31:06

that could have fallen. Well, I’m thinking, What

00:31:10

if a fan, What if a fan, like a fan, a

00:31:12

drunk fan, a drunk fan, climbed onto

00:31:14

the crossbar and from it it’s so easy to gate

00:31:17

like how a fan could fall on a football player

00:31:19

like And I realized it’s possible a party

00:31:26

yes it’s unexpectedly unexpected Yes yes yes but the

00:31:31

goal was read out and the referee is generally a [ __ ] freak

00:31:33

like how And what is not written in the rules,

00:31:35

this is not a

00:31:36

violation Well, it’s not written in the rules but

00:31:39

maybe some- then, well, use common

00:31:41

sense. Well, it’s impossible to spell it out in the rules

00:31:43

if a parachutist falls, if a

00:31:47

Kamaz drives in and blocks

00:31:53

the goalkeeper’s visibility while listening to music. It’s a

00:31:56

billion, maybe.

00:31:57

Well, in fact, this is a person who

00:32:00

shouldn’t have been there, and

00:32:03

some guy appeared on the field - then an

00:32:05

outsider Yes, during a football

00:32:08

match I have a great idea How can

00:32:10

Spartak win

00:32:12

the championship just 10 parachutists

00:32:15

stand in a circle waiting for their

00:32:18

chance to fall on the goalkeepers Yes, always the

00:32:21

main thing is strangers You

00:32:24

say next time Give us the opportunity

00:32:29

from well Zama

00:32:37

Tahirovich yellow card You who to me

00:32:41

come on, I said and I felt sorry for myself, I

00:32:45

finished you off yellow

00:32:50

Cardi

00:32:53

s during a foot match they hit a group of

00:32:57

paratroopers onto the football field, one of the

00:32:59

paratroopers fell on the goalkeeper at the

00:33:01

moment when the goalkeeper was preparing to take possession of the

00:33:02

ball,

00:33:04

as a result, the ball ended up in the

00:33:06

goal of the referee, despite the protests of the

00:33:08

injured team the goal was read out, explaining the

00:33:09

appearance of the parachutist by the intervention of a

00:33:11

higher

00:33:13

power. They are so divine about this, I

00:33:16

betray everything like there is no wind. Like

00:33:20

God wanted you to lose, and it’s

00:33:22

written in the rules if God what God wants

00:33:25

you to lose. Well, the Hand of God was that’s

00:33:28

God God. Well, in the rules, the Hand God is

00:33:30

unlikely to be indicated Next question in Greenland there are not

00:33:34

enough fields hot so she

00:33:37

can’t join the fa not enough

00:33:39

football players probably not right not

00:33:41

enough football fields not

00:33:42

enough swords not enough fences not enough not enough

00:33:46

mind not

00:33:50

enough this

00:33:52

Golik driving around driving

00:33:55

around electronic no

00:33:58

airport phone

00:34:00

not enough gloves not enough

00:34:03

gloves for goalkeepers there's an even

00:34:04

number of them one doesn't freeze all the time

00:34:08

No one it was a goal It was a

00:34:17

goal this is a goal and these are two goals it's very much you

00:34:21

were not enough I think I know the

00:34:23

answer you know the answer I think you

00:34:25

were very close

00:34:27

in short in Greenland

00:34:29

the temperature is not high enough in short

00:34:32

so not the grass is growing everything that there is not

00:34:34

enough grass everything that they are not

00:34:36

doing there things are not going well the ground is correct

00:34:40

and the goal is not growing the grass is not enough

00:34:44

grass but but of course you did it again but in the

00:34:48

sense of why my answer had to be

00:34:51

supplemented Tell me it is not growing enough

00:34:53

according to what he said not enough the temperature

00:34:54

is growing the grass that’s not enough, that’s why I

00:34:56

said

00:34:59

and I said right under the Crocodile can’t be caught

00:35:01

that they didn’t say the

00:35:04

grass doesn’t grow it was an interception yes it was an

00:35:07

interception it’s known when you scored a goal

00:35:10

and a team player comes up and

00:35:13

hits the goal again and in the face you get an assist no

00:35:19

[ laugh]

00:35:25

Ani, you know the play when by chance the ball

00:35:28

flies in, it’s not by chance that it went in there

00:35:30

was a normal goal and then the other

00:35:32

team just lets you score like go

00:35:34

score It was the second half and in the show it’s not

00:35:38

football, regardless of the score there’s always a

00:35:40

penalty shootout because well we

00:35:42

We’re all friends with each other and now there will be a

00:35:44

third round, which is called

00:35:48

[applause]

00:35:54

penalties, respectively penalties,

00:35:57

respectively, penalties

00:35:58

Now I

00:36:01

’ll tell you what a penalty is, a penalty in

00:36:04

our game is puns. Oops, you’ll have to

00:36:08

come up with puns on the phrases

00:36:11

that I’ll tell you, and then the game

00:36:13

has begun and there are no more correct

00:36:15

answers, there are correct answers,

00:36:18

which are the ones I made up, puns

00:36:20

that will be considered correct, we will

00:36:22

answer to the

00:36:23

speed who retold everything goal goal

00:36:26

Let's blitz blitz well this is blitz

00:36:29

So ready are you ready Yes the spectators

00:36:37

are ready a very very large store where

00:36:41

goalkeepers are sold goalkeepers snaya no goalkeeper

00:36:45

Market is

00:36:46

[music]

00:36:48

once an English city in which

00:36:51

only those who hate Real

00:36:53

Madrid live

00:36:55

Liverpool

00:36:58

[applause]

00:36:59

and who

00:37:02

is nevi Barcelona bandon go damn warm

00:37:07

clothes for the Zenit forward who

00:37:09

constantly missed hota

00:37:11

kezha

00:37:15

kovta exactly a fight that

00:37:18

only those Whose engage in intimate videos were

00:37:22

leaked by dubo

00:37:25

dubo all at once everyone scores in different

00:37:28

directions Judo judo judo correctly

00:37:31

Juba jitsu What award does the

00:37:33

best cat football player in the world get? cat

00:37:35

football player golden meow one letter is

00:37:38

missing Yes

00:37:42

goal if the head of FC 10 was a

00:37:45

feral domestic

00:37:48

horse

00:37:54

postal sweat a

00:37:58

feral horse

00:38:00

The pony for me is so wild, like a shot from the

00:38:04

corner of the field Which scares everyone with

00:38:09

a mace almost

00:38:11

almost, but I like it better this goal

00:38:16

Because here with my head and

00:38:25

you are quarantined in 2020,

00:38:33

Coronavi Kono is a

00:38:36

wizard, a

00:38:39

Brazilian wizard put him

00:38:42

in quarantine in 2020, and he is a different Brazilian wizard

00:38:44

age and Ronaldinho

00:38:50

e cooling household appliances which at

00:38:53

22 years old is already breaking all records for goals in

00:38:55

Mancity

00:38:57

refrigerator refrigerator refrigerator

00:39:00

refrigerator refrigerator [ __ ], we’re really

00:39:04

doing this now of course Why not a refrigerator

00:39:08

refrigerator wait a mountain of it I

00:39:11

almost spat on the refrigerator and the final

00:39:14

blow Mexican dish for football players

00:39:16

in the red and white uniform SHI tos no

00:39:21

storm Liverpool

00:39:24

[ __ ] spa CX Sparta brass

00:39:28

Come on, well, well, I'm making a pun, I'm

00:39:32

over there Liverpool [ __ ] everything I came up with

00:39:34

[ __ ] Well, here we are Our match came to an end

00:39:36

and the team won FC 11 bravo

00:39:41

bravo Well, what was that show, not football

00:39:45

Subscribe to our channel, write

00:39:46

comments, like everyone

00:39:48

bye

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