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Philippe Bouvard official offers you
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the cult big head
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hello
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you scared but in Philippe
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the father of the kids who come to
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wait for him at the door of vertebrae
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[Applause]
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I knew him as a young alcoholic also
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full of humor he is still full
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of humor Jean-Jacques Ferroni
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she gave hulrica von
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globe a vacation to become herself again Marianne
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James
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[Applause]
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the sweet words that out of weariness he no
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longer whispers to women Jean-Pierre
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Coffe it's not true it's not
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[Applause]
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not true that beard is one of the best
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maintained in the
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French upper hair systems Jean Yanne
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[Applause]
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Monsieur Yann's beard when we
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kiss him even fraternally provides
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rare and disgusting olfactory pleasures as
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[Laughter]
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as is it that this patient we
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are both next to each other
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we each have a beard and mine smells
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bad latinence but it is
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sparser it must what
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sparser what is it what are you doing
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looking for him every means to insult me
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or what it looks like a lawn that has had
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disease
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you managed to annoy him in less than
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2 minutes we won our bet
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look at me you liked it
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dogs can piss in the
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aisles
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the specialist there who is
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looking and well but it's because he
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cut too short he has it is a little
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short it blossoms not really
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like yours
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what is it you know she was
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happy ask her she will
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answer you a little longer
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the dog is longer how we
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friend her is perfumed every day
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[Music]
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I am not yet completely white
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on the harness and his beard is very well
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because he also speaks to her like
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vegetables in the morning he says I'm going to shave you
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my little hen
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no no no no I told her this morning
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that I was actually going to take her
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to the hairdresser she will soon go
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to the barber but no no I do
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n't touch it I caress it of course
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obviously you don't do it yourself
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it's dad so she knows who knows
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she recognizes she recognizes he's not
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the only one besides I have a shape my
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beard and who recognize my hand well
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also
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explain to me both here it's
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you shave well every day a
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little bit here so that it has this pretty
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design for example on the others
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it's because there are who bite
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[Laughs]
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I came across a very beautiful page
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in the thoughts of Jean Yanne on the
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intelligence quotient of
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extraterrestrial creatures you remember
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Mr. Yann you say that if the
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Martians had a certain quotient they
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would have been tempted to get in touch
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with us
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and maybe we don't have the
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weight to talk with Martians, you do
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n't remember that at all, so I'm
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quoting you, have you ever tried
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to get in touch with a lobster,
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a Bernard? -the hermit or a
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cheese maggot we despise the lobsters
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the hermit crabs we never speak to them
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and the maggots we
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just scrape them off with the blade
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of a knife before cutting into our
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Camembert and why does it act - we like that
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with these animals because we find them
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ugly and dirty, not like us and we
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deduce that they are less intelligent
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than us a nice remark
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and you say that the maggots must
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find us hideous with our home suits
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Cardin our dresses from Dior and
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our glasses from lissac it's sure a
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maggot put yourself in its place
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the camembert with maggot that blood for
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example the maggot feels very close to
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Jean-Pierre Coffe he is he says hey
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is dressed in green like us
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you have already seen green maggots
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[Music]
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that you have to go see it's a real
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optician the maggot is green it's
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not green but I never if you
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said that but if you pronounced it I
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didn't write it so you don't know
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what language you said the maggot and
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raise the maggot to me it's not green
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good it's white
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because then you don't want to argue
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because you're wrong but what is
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this thing now the
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discussion is two people so
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please answer me and accept
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the principle that you did not say
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that a maggot was green
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you said correctly there you would be on
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Jean-Pierre's toilet, it would
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n't be the same atmosphere
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for me
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because I can't start an
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argument with someone who has such a sparse beard
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[Applause]
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let's talk,
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you know, I'm not allowed to
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likes maggots I don't know because
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you don't like that you
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absolutely have to disgust the others let's see
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it's good for maggots it's
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protein material for human beings it
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's not wrong at all the world believes that
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maggots are born like that
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spontaneously it's still the
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flies that come during of course
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that we can't say that it's dirty
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pretty green fly you have in the same
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with its kind of
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translucent reflections like that to
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please Marianne for example in
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local schools there are lots of
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flies like that in the toilets
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[Laughs]
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imagine a turd without a fly but
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what would it be
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like that all of a sudden over there the fly it's
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not there it's not a normal turd
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it's a sad turd and what's
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sadder than being together
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the fly and the jewel of the holes
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second
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[Laughs]
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I'm talking about frankly
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[ Laughter]
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[Applause]
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second quote from Mr. Pontel who
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said paying alimony
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is like giving oats to a
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dead mare,
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this one is dying
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like most of the great
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American comedians and he was married a
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considerable number of times where are Marx big
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unemployment good answer from Jean-Jacques
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Peronnier
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[Applause]
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it was a great seducer
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but it was in this memory
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it is in these memories I think he
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said to a lady your eyes shine
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like the depths of my pants
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[Laughs]
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the so-called
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luck position of Lyon
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is the table A B
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or the size
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the position then is it a
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social position in love
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or to your darling friend this evening you are going to
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make me the stagecoach of Lyon she goes in
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the kitchen where she stays there
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you stay in the dining room in the
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living room but you can also do it
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in the kitchen
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it's a position that ultimately
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everyone is quite familiar with I would almost say
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there
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it is not the missionary which would have been
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transformed
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upside down exactly
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turns in the back because here I go up
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it's an excellent answer
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[Applause]
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the lady is on the chair and the gentleman
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no sir on the channel ah it's the
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gentleman who is on my channel and you
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don't you won't do that with an armchair because
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you will never be
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[Laughs]
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[Applause]
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I see that you didn't insist very
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long
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[Music]
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it's her she simply says
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you came home with happiness there we said
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that said if it's Marianne who's
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settling in, they're better not this
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stuck
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and then we better have good
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luck because you tell yourself that
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like that the guy is coming home there's his
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wife is holding this evening darling you want to
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do it vision of Lyon
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in the evening when you come back you have
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things like that exchanges no I
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prefer Napoleon on the ramparts but
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it was the color before the meal
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come on what is it do
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n't end up revealing my secrets oh no come on end
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just go ahead Napoleon ramparts we will try
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to understand
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it's the same as the Orléans stagecoach
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but the lady looks the danger in the face
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ah yes
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we definitely don't lose
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telling we're talking about the leader of
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Lyon
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[Laughs]
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that's how it is then well that it's like the
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36 whisk on the point but it
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remains standing
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I have a more modern version of that
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Philippe I have a more modern version
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of the Lyon stagecoach instead of a
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chair because it's a stick a
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ball was crazy you sit on
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the washing machine there and the life of
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position and wild ah yes then there I
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can guarantee you
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not for long eh well I do
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gessor several times in a row
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still lost a little ah c that's good but
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you do it at 30 or 40
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I boil obviously
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no but you rotate at what
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speed 1400 revolutions you really have to have
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great health to stay at
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900 revolutions it's more than enough
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not at all but the people who do the
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diligence they are fine afterwards at work
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but you realize that this
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show would become quite
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boring it's from time to time there
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was no
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culinary information gastronomic literary
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well there are some explanations on
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positions all of that is completely
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normal, it's part of a
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popular
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French show, I understand why you
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like Napoleon on the ramparts, that's it
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because in the end, rather than
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seeing a back, you finally have it under your nose
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I imagine the chest of the lady
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who is moving precisely to look at
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it well imagine yes in the nipple must
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come to shock your nostril a little in
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passing plus it must hit you on the
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net like that
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[Laughs]
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[Music]
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in the sound domain something which
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is interesting which will perhaps come
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to France in certain
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British offices the employees complain
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of the dead silence which reigns then the
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BBC broadcasts
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no you are in an office 8 hours a day
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well no 35 hours a week s'
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please get up to date
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no one speaks to martignant that's it
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you put on certain areas of the
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BBC and you have recordings of
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murmurs and noises of conversation which
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gives the impression of an
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intense professional life and so there is
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my recording of snoring it
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will do the same well no because it makes
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the snoring sleep but why is there
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no noise in its offices people
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no longer speak to each other there is an
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incommunicability
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France Culture it's the same you
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hear a hubbub all the time
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hello people have nothing left to
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say to each other me when I go to a restaurant
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with a lady I move my lips to
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make it appear that I am talking to her
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and when you see you are still
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a little focused because that for me when I go
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to the restaurant I canceled the student and I
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look to make believe that I am
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with a lady and I am all alone
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I am not going to piss off so come
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to the restaurant
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to move the lips of a lady
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that it's true Philippe the essential thing is
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that she doesn't move the student to make people
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believe that she wanted to please so there
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we would go to the restaurant with a lady
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besides it's not made for restaurants
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no it's true if at the end the question to
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eat
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he puts on an apron and she had to
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reheat a box of couscous
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she heats the bowl by
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herself ah but at least in the couscous
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then a sausage
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the youngest the most suitable who says
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the worst it's is normal why the most
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suitable what do we see
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more and more we say to ourselves perhaps we
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will one day be elected
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39 because if you make visits
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it is because there is a dead but there are
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who do not receive you it is better to
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receive the candidates at the Academy and
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that after 10 minutes of
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very conventional conversation he asked them
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questions which left them without
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answers like could you
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lend me 5000 francs or
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my tiles are dirty we will
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give you a cloth people know more
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but they are not annoying in these
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cases he gives 5000 he would like to
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give
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who have technique which will change us a
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little of sex and scatology why
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asks Madame Marie of tree the
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pilots of does the plane take out their gear at the
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last moment because it's for
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air it's very inconvenient to fly it's
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obligatory
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yes sir safe but why at the
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last moment it could from the
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moment
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a plane with wheels was invented who are
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wrong and who except to make
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the machine work properly to avoid
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high voltage lines not to check
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if it works because that's what we'll do
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at the same time exactly
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why don't they want to brake
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because it would take too much effort the air
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in we accelerate when we have
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because we have to accelerate to land it is
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the very principle of aerodynamics if
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you put foreign bodies
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outside an aeronic surface that
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saves money we use
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less kerosene exactly if you
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brake the flight you use more
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fuel yes then in addition I will
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tell you the plastic material of the tires at
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-40 degrees up there in my opinion you are
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driving on ice cubes afterwards so that is
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impossible either is a good
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male collegial answer
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question from Mr. labial what
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disease is at the origin of
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Irish immigration to the
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United States
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alcoholism Scorbutus
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albinonism albinosity
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[Laughs]
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but it is a disease that threatened to
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lead to famine swine fever
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no lack of appetite no this is
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not the disease of man
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it is not the disease of animals
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viruses
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it still exists this disease or
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it is over it was eradicated in
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many regions but there when the
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Irish left
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their subsistence was seriously in
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question served there was an epidemic of
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rifort no it is not
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attacking and it turns out that it is the
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same disease as for the vine it is the
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same name the middle the mildew of the
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battery
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when I don't do what it is I
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see that and then
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it works for all
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the mildew of the and that's where
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the power supply of
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certain countries
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was at the time and not for a
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long time besides the main
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food rice soup
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went to the United States because of the
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family and historically they
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discovered potatoes there well
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so that's back in my pants
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then there no but it's true if the
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potato did not exist there was
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no potato late blight
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in the United States they discovered the
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potato which did not exist
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England question from Mr. Albert
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muda which race Albert Albert muda
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which race to compete over a distance
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of 250 km for the speed shoulders of
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550 km for the middle distance events and
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1000 km for the long distance events
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when it changes it is the same and it
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changes length yes there are different
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types of race which interest the
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same competitors in plane
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in ski not
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more fashionable elsewhere in the North
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than in the south but which represents a
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tradition dromedary camel
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in the North in the North to pull the
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sleds
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but we're getting closer to
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Santa's stuff there the reindeer no
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wolf courses in the Far North
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[Music]
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because of avalanche
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[Laughs] would
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n't it be icebreaker races
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sometimes
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man n 'doesn't intervene as a
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competitor but as a referee ah well we
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make babies run so that's 1000
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km in a greyhound
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your end of 1000 km of running a
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mammal with coffee
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[Music]
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the dove in the Philippines which is not
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the love of doves
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Sean Connery at the end of the James
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Bond film never again never takes off her
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toy he never takes it off
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[Applause]
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really everything in the cinema
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[Applause]
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it is it is confusing have another
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question there from Madame Fontaine who
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wrote the musical theme of the
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longest day Maurice
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[Music]
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it must be binary again
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Charles Aznavour
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[Applause] it
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looks like a South African language
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the people
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every day
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but before morning always in two or
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three hours instead of doing the gym
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[Laughs]
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that's how
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difficult it is
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[Laughs]
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why is military music
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always binary because it's
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easier to sing because it's a
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rhythm that encourages you to march to PACA
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to dance excellent answer from Jean Yanne
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because there
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you see the sixth company
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of colonial infantry a Tintin
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1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 on the
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Champs-Élysées
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it's a question from the Grosses Têtes
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it's the only place in the world where a
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soldier is not kept from the market in step
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can even disobey his leaders because
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if your teacher is strong on the bridge he can
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collapse
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reason the real reason is that if
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all the men do not even march they
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create a frequency which was
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ultimately a pulsation which can set
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the bridge in vibration before arriving and which
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causes the bridge to give way it is not because of the
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weight of the step really what we press
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on the it is the vibration before in the
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earth and which sets the bridge in
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vibration because here are the strong
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Mariannes
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with questions
00:25:19
[Applause]
00:25:27
because I went to the Faculty of
00:25:29
Music at the Sorbonne and that is
00:25:31
one of the things that we learn about
00:25:33
acoustics the movements the
00:25:34
sinusoids
00:25:42
[Laughs]
00:25:48
and singing please we don't have
00:25:50
much to sing today
00:26:02
people a little military furtive yeah
00:26:09
yeah
00:26:10
[Applause]
00:26:11
she could make us a madeleon
00:26:13
something like that but I think we're
00:26:15
going to do that
00:26:16
[Music]
00:26:23
[Music]
00:26:26
it's in Belgian I have the right to do
00:26:29
Belgian variations but it was
00:26:31
magnificent I
00:26:39
follow you
00:26:43
[Music]
00:26:47
[Applause] [Music]
00:27:13
[Music]
00:27:25
[Applause]
00:27:30
[Music]
00:27:33
put on the light
00:27:38
[Music]
00:27:40
once again
00:27:46
[Music]
00:27:55
[Applause]
00:27:56
[Music]
00:27:57
[Applause]
00:28:02
[Music]
00:28:04
[Applause]
00:28:11
Marianne
00:28:13
[Applause]
00:28:14
by Vincent Perrot and by Jean-Pierre
00:28:17
Coffe mais I will have Torio for my
00:28:19
bedroom
00:28:27
and it's very beautiful what he did on the
00:28:29
piano eh he made a movement there
00:28:30
like that between Lully and bac really
00:28:33
but what an extraordinary musical culture
00:28:35
and then no one
00:28:36
knew this piece I mean
00:28:43
second match remove it
00:28:53
naturally
00:28:57
then tomorrow it's the B side of the record
00:29:05
ah I have news from Martine Aubry
00:29:07
I sadden you Mr. Perroni she
00:29:10
declared that she would leave the
00:29:12
government if she was elected mother of
00:29:14
Lille in 2001 again blackmail
00:29:17
the people of Lille know what they have to
00:29:20
do
00:29:22
we don't care if they are useful
00:29:26
if they can send you something
00:29:32
if she wants to
00:29:34
send secret funds send me
00:29:37
secret funds it's okay
00:29:39
very well that is to say that it is not quite the
00:29:41
same the slush fund is
00:29:43
what happens at the town hall whereas
00:29:45
the official secret fund by
00:29:47
definition the functioning
00:29:51
so we do not really know how it is
00:29:54
distributed but finally there are
00:29:55
apartments which have BTS which must have been
00:29:57
bought with false secrets
00:29:58
but I think they are in the countryside
00:30:02
who were playing cards ok stop it's
00:30:06
yours hello
00:30:18
all the time huge as long as I
00:30:22
can count above all the fans
00:30:23
regularly there especially since we don't
00:30:26
need to declare for taxes
00:30:30
you are not stupidly going to declare it you
00:30:33
imagine an idiot who is given an
00:30:35
envelope and who repeats me doctor on
00:30:37
snap that would really be the worst
00:30:39
account there he deserves that we
00:30:40
remove her sugary emoluments, don't
00:30:44
think about it for two minutes, you're not going to
00:30:45
start declaring from the podium anyway,
00:30:47
well, she's worried, she's been
00:30:49
receiving cash for years, it's
00:30:50
been years,
00:30:53
listen like you have Raymond, let's my
00:30:55
envelope I declare what ah yes she
00:30:58
's stupid too [Laughs]
00:31:04
in official trips it's not
00:31:06
that I'm interested in Lisieux there's
00:31:08
also Mr. Yankeemin ah well it's a
00:31:11
parade of mummies
00:31:13
he only has the ones left eyes
00:31:17
tocry
00:31:19
he arrived in London where he was received
00:31:22
wonderfully especially for a
00:31:24
communist since we took him in a
00:31:26
carriage to Buckingham it's good
00:31:28
carrot in carriage sir
00:31:31
no use there are plenty of them towards that there
00:31:34
there are plenty of them everywhere I would like to see
00:31:36
Chirac in a carriage on Sunday morning
00:31:42
at the Château de Bitty Chirac's private residence
00:31:45
I'm not sure that it's
00:31:48
not criminal there is no bad
00:31:49
intention behind that it seems that there
00:31:51
has no heating at midday
00:31:54
Madame Chirac goes to the hotel when she
00:31:56
goes down there that's not why she's
00:31:57
going to make us
00:32:03
no no
00:32:05
little castle they're going to have it installed
00:32:08
by the Paris City Hall
00:32:09
ah no there it's being prepared the
00:32:12
secret funds or not
00:32:13
well also it seems what will
00:32:16
make your beard still
00:32:21
it will not escape provided that they do
00:32:25
not owe beer because it is nonsense
00:32:27
beer that is a something which is
00:32:30
devastating
00:32:34
and not planned and with that he will be able to
00:32:37
warm up on the
00:32:40
grass
00:32:42
I want Bernadette to be
00:32:44
particularly polite with the Chinese
00:32:49
ah yes an old expression from
00:32:52
us that we like the Chinese
00:33:02
it's like strangling the One-eyed
00:33:04
[Laughs]
00:33:09
this big person is still
00:33:11
moving to have her so naive in front of your
00:33:15
ass it's wonderful we can't imagine that
00:33:17
you see there she's still a beautiful
00:33:20
big woman it's not me I like not
00:33:22
that we're telling you that she's fat well
00:33:23
it's because it's not next to her
00:33:25
no no there are terms that are
00:33:28
improper we call her a busty woman
00:33:34
she's a busty woman a beautiful
00:33:37
woman as they say a handsome man he has
00:33:39
material we can it's not his
00:33:41
newlyweds to drink and eat at least
00:33:42
it's really very very good and we ca
00:33:44
n't imagine that she can
00:33:47
develop your innocence like that that
00:33:50
means what that with a little
00:33:54
idea anyway I hope she
00:33:56
really hopes that it's going to be every time
00:33:58
he thinks it can be a nice crash
00:34:01
when the blow we're following it can be
00:34:02
well come into my tiles
00:34:05
[Laughs]
00:34:10
you can come he will have to be wiped afterwards
00:34:14
[Applause]
00:34:21
Madame Mory from Toulouse asks a
00:34:23
somewhat exotic question as we
00:34:25
like them and which will remind our dear
00:34:28
Jean Yan of the trips that are often very python
00:34:32
remains in Japan yes sir you are a
00:34:35
specialist of Japan
00:34:40
in Japan all the same in Japan
00:34:50
we feel that he likes the Chinese but I
00:34:52
think that the Japanese cannot
00:34:53
screw them
00:34:54
[Laughs]
00:34:57
it causes him a lot of worries
00:35:00
in Japan that offers to viewers
00:35:03
the channel Canal Poisson Rouge to which
00:35:07
12,000 households are subscribed a permanent aquarium
00:35:12
not for a long time in Munich and well there
00:35:14
was a channel with a fireplace
00:35:21
with logs it was Pathé the
00:35:24
Chinese
00:35:26
but Philippe we must give credit to César
00:35:28
the one who really invented that and it is
00:35:30
he who sells it on foreign television
00:35:32
it is a friend called Cyril who
00:35:34
sells video cassettes every year
00:35:35
with this kind of concept. He started
00:35:37
with the wood fire for people who
00:35:39
didn't have a fireplace. He continued
00:35:40
with the aquarium for those who didn't. I do
00:35:42
n't like the aquarium one day he even filmed
00:35:44
plus there are no
00:35:45
production costs afterwards it's not expensive yes he
00:35:47
filmed a magnificent ass of a young lady
00:35:51
for 60 minutes that you can have
00:35:52
in the thing and where it was even
00:35:54
funnier one day we see a window
00:35:56
with some kind of moss like when
00:35:57
you have it on the floor and from time to
00:35:59
time there is a guy who comes back with a
00:36:00
squeegee and who cleans the
00:36:01
television from you 'inside
00:36:03
it's rather funny that
00:36:06
on my TV not below as for
00:36:09
the television news I'm going to
00:36:11
offer you these cassettes it will amuse you
00:36:12
I'm going to film an aquarium with a
00:36:14
red cap in it will be TV Cousteau
00:36:19
what is the particularity of the film A
00:36:22
serbus by Leslie Stevens which was filmed
00:36:26
in 1966 oh it's a film wait it's
00:36:30
filmed in a long it's the only
00:36:31
film filmed in or in Latin or in
00:36:35
a new language so let's
00:36:38
admire Vincent's cinephilia
00:36:44
the only film shot hoping for the
00:36:47
first the last or latest news
00:36:48
it's a language
00:36:56
it means baggage check-in it
00:37:02
can't be used everywhere
00:37:06
and for a while there was that in
00:37:07
airports do you want to repeat it
00:37:09
again
00:37:12
let's try to say it all together
00:37:40
one few guys said to each other
00:37:43
everywhere and especially in Europe that there was
00:37:45
no point in bothering with a
00:37:46
complicated language since there was already
00:37:47
Japanese, are
00:37:49
you making a film in
00:37:51
Japanese, that's also an understandable
00:38:12
[Applause]
00:38:15
imagine the guy in the car who has just
00:38:17
turned on the radio
00:38:28
the function of a languager a translator
00:38:32
no it's the language no it's not the
00:38:35
language it has to do with the
00:38:37
birds no it's going to have with the language
00:38:39
yes with the minister there behind that
00:38:42
means language in the park what no no he
00:38:44
looked at the state of the language like that
00:38:46
you can say
00:38:54
the pig's tongue which reported
00:38:58
it was the law at the time of
00:39:00
careful examination and particular in order to
00:39:02
determine if the animal was edible
00:39:08
[Applause]
00:39:12
an extremely liberal decision of the
00:39:15
Jordanian government and they decided
00:39:19
to remove in a few months
00:39:21
article 340 so article 340 I
00:39:26
remind you what it says if a man
00:39:28
discovers his wife or a relative in a
00:39:31
situation of adultery and he kills or
00:39:34
injures her he benefits from a reduced
00:39:37
sentence so they want to delete this
00:39:39
article
00:39:43
kill his wife but you are another woman
00:39:45
oh no it's is really bad
00:39:49
he is in prison and that a woman in addition
00:39:53
not at all
00:39:55
in Jordan no
00:39:58
[Laughs]
00:40:07
there you see a young girl does
00:40:11
n't want to go there maybe not let's see finally
00:40:14
it's a crazy thing that we are not free
00:40:15
to go the next day
00:40:19
to want to do so that when there is a
00:40:21
he tells you no
00:40:25
he would tell me that it's only
00:40:27
Jordan
00:40:29
so well let's imagine that to please me
00:40:31
you went there no he doesn't want to
00:40:35
we've already had it in trouble for years
00:40:38
with the departmental roads
00:40:45
so over there you see a lady who has
00:40:49
a wedding ring or well who you
00:40:51
know is I see you a work
00:40:54
you tell me over there you see yourself a
00:40:56
lady I can address her informally if that helps
00:41:05
you get out of it because you are in a bad
00:41:07
position
00:41:21
to be flirted with, it's a
00:41:25
Jordanian word ultimately it's not bad but
00:41:27
a gentleman who you also know is
00:41:30
not her husband he is with
00:41:33
once in Jordan how do you want him to
00:41:34
know we told him be careful
00:41:36
this one she is cheating on
00:41:38
her husband you take out the revolver which
00:41:41
never leaves you the hammers him
00:41:45
but I don't care me
00:41:49
to insult Yann frankly
00:41:52
you imagine that there is a gun a
00:41:55
guy is cheating on his wife no
00:41:57
but not the same name
00:42:01
who is cheating on his husband
00:42:08
it's unpleasant for us you are
00:42:11
on slippery slope Philippe there
00:42:12
I wouldn't even assist you on this
00:42:14
because average in what way
00:42:16
feminine morality is still there
00:42:19
but anyway you say seeing what does that
00:42:21
mean no but I have no one reacts
00:42:23
but anyway
00:42:25
[Music]
00:42:30
a leader
00:42:39
we are boring and we claim it go
00:42:41
to the pound
00:42:45
[Applause]
00:42:48
on the New York Stock Exchange we introduced
00:42:51
the catches introduce on the Stock Exchange
00:42:55
there are the first two
00:42:58
catch stocks which it seems have been removed
00:43:01
like little ones breads it's Monsieur
00:43:03
made it's freezing cold and it went up
00:43:06
in the space of one morning from 9 dollars to
00:43:10
26 dollars that is to say it took 56%
00:43:13
in the match of the company
00:43:18
like the angel white
00:43:20
with sides
00:43:23
on the stock market because there are values
00:43:25
also Stallone but we why we ca
00:43:28
n't hear the stock market we can get
00:43:31
started early and stocks something there is
00:43:32
the bird which is on the stock market
00:43:34
cook yes you are against
00:43:40
cage then why are you talking to us about
00:43:44
things that you don't care about at all
00:43:45
because you thought it might
00:43:47
interest you
00:43:48
[Laughs]
00:43:51
in which film does Michel Piccoli play
00:43:56
the role of a man in love with his
00:43:58
inflatable
00:44:01
Berlanga doll a sign
00:44:04
you have seeing at what age
00:44:07
he is strong Vincent
00:44:13
the cinema
00:44:27
in front of his health
00:44:31
once in his life and we are
00:44:34
frankly
00:44:39
it happens to me it makes everyone laugh so let's
00:44:42
see when he is what
00:44:45
color he really is you are
00:44:46
all the colors of the
00:44:47
doors -garters obviously let's see I
00:44:51
made my first communion
00:44:55
with you
00:44:58
first do
00:45:01
n't respect yourself there's no
00:45:04
question of the right woman don't take it at
00:45:06
all that's very funny it's listen
00:45:08
carefully diligence is good What does
00:45:10
it do when I was at
00:45:12
the Alcazar there was a young man who was
00:45:13
dancing who came as a resident who had
00:45:15
a little tiny shock really
00:45:17
radicule and who said that there were
00:45:19
suspender belts and I said every
00:45:21
evening I said when talking about the public the
00:45:25
women are going to come in
00:45:26
a word or to Melun saying Robert
00:45:29
open the second drawer for me that's where she
00:45:32
wears suspenders and I imagined
00:45:34
guys putting on
00:45:36
Panthers such and hold the good smell
00:45:37
good woman
00:45:41
don't tell me Philippe Bouvard who is an
00:45:45
automaton like you are you have
00:45:46
never put never
00:45:48
but do you want
00:45:53
when I get home
00:45:56
ask you but put this on me
00:45:59
please you will see you are doing well
00:46:02
a lot of fun well you need the
00:46:05
balls it's not just the elastics
00:46:09
or the very very high socks
00:46:12
start without stockings it's very good I have
00:46:15
no problem by
00:46:19
inheritance I can perhaps pull them up
00:46:20
not at all everything is not even there do
00:46:23
n't keep supporters
00:46:26
socks you have to put it after the
00:46:28
arms to hold the gloves
00:46:29
[Laughs]
00:46:33
but it's true that it's not bad too
00:46:34
yes I find Jean-Jacques Pelo broken
00:46:36
on the garden chapter I was
00:46:39
thinking that I
00:46:41
also call fins on the feet this must be a
00:46:43
nice
00:46:45
quote sent to us by Mr.
00:46:47
Cambier de Vic
00:46:50
who said paradise on earth is
00:46:53
between the breasts of a woman on the back
00:46:56
of a horse or in the pages of a
00:46:58
dead French book it is not a Frenchman but
00:47:01
he has disappeared non-English Hitchcock
00:47:04
it must be said that it is a true
00:47:07
profession of faith and a way
00:47:10
of indicating to man a certain
00:47:12
philosophy of life then it's not
00:47:16
Buddha
00:47:20
it's not Confucius but he also
00:47:24
said a lot of things about the way
00:47:27
one should live but
00:47:29
good answer from Jean Yanne well done thank you
00:47:32
until next time
00:47:33
[Applause]
00:47:52
[Music]
00:47:56
Official Philippe Bouvard thanks you
00:47:59
for your loyalty and invites you to subscribe

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Samedi 10 juin 2023, 16h30 : le quarantième épisode des Cultissimes Grosses Têtes en compagnie de Jean Yanne ! Bonjour ! Notre session d'émission intégrales en compagnie de Jean Yanne touche à sa fin avec ce quarantième épisode de "Les Cultissimes Grosses Têtes". Dans cette émission dont la date de diffusion est estimée en 1999 et début 2000, Philippe Bouvard avait convié Jean Pierre Coffe, Marianne James, Jean Jacques Peroni, Vincent Perrot et Jean Yanne ! Je vous souhaite de passer un agréable moment ainsi qu'une belle soirée et un bon week-end ! Je vous donne rendez-vous ce lundi 12 juin à 16H30 pour débuter tous ensemble une nouvelle semaine riche en archives ! © RTL - Je ne détiens aucun droit sur ces enregistrements et je ne tire aucun profit financier des vidéos que je vous propose. Ma seule préoccupation et motivation est de partager des instants de plaisir et de bonheur et de vous permettre de vous rappeler de bons souvenirs. Jordan.

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