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[applause] dear friends, we wrote a number where in the
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main female role
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both Ilana and Yaritsa Maxim
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Nikolaevich look very harmonious, we couldn’t decide who to
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give preference to, we couldn’t decide,
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so we decided to leave it to your judgment
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to decide who will play the main
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female role So imagine in
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one of the usual New Year's apartments
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[applause] my
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son, son, when will you
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finally marry me? Well, mom, why have you
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been pestering me with this question for 20 years
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because for you
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38 I already want grandchildren To understand and not
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you Go the door
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[music]
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[applause]
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open
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[music]
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Hello Hello handsome
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Hello
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they called
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No they
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called my son this is for the New
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Year I don’t need this I don’t
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need it Son I want to fly to this apartment in my
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old age and live alone in the
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end I have grandchildren I need a girl, what's your
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name Anzhelika Angelika, I'm handing you
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this uncut
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diamond, uncut Actually, never
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cut in 38 years, just not once.
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Therefore, I trust you with your
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professional hands, so
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to speak. Well, what's your name
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Andrey Andryusha, you're not doing well VL Yes,
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your mother is unhappy with you
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Andryusha kaza mom
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girl Angela You probably do
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n’t put so much pressure on him right away, otherwise everything will be just
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like with hockey, just like with hockey, well, he
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came to practice hockey, the coach started
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putting pressure on him at the first training session, he
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came home and threw away his skates, he says I don’t want to
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do this anymore but I need
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him to do this, you know. Well, of course, he wo
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n’t make Ovechkin, but at
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least he’ll be standing on the horse-drawn horse, you know, I understand,
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yes, grandchildren need grandchildren. Uh-huh.
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Excuse me, I have a question, but do you
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plan to be here during the
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cutting? Well, just if you want to watch it
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without any problems, but it will cost more But
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I’ll tell you, as a professional,
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during cutting you need a more intimate
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atmosphere
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Mom, how could we talk to you in private
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now shock content
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Yeah Wow, I
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know from experience about 10 minutes with us
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[applause ]
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yes So I understand correctly that you are the
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main customer, you will pay yes
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Dana So what is the purpose of the event
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in general, well,
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look at financial
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well-being, this is clearly necessary You know,
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well, so to speak, to accustom him back to the chest,
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everything is clear Where do you have a
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toilet spout to powder here along
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the corridor please Thank you,
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come on in Well, dear friends This
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was an option performed by Lana And now
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Meet the second
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contender, son Well, when are you
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going to marry me, mom? As many times as you can, the same thing, I’m
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already
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tired of the door, go
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[music]
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[music]
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Open Hello
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Hello, they
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called for 3 days I'm waiting for you already, I
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fixed the faucet myself,
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go, son, they called, they called for son,
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this is for the New
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Year, as I understand it, for the Old New
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Year. Well, you girl, come in.
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Please sit down. What is your
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name,
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Anzhelika, and by
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your patronymic,
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Tikhonovna, Anzhelika Tikhonovna, I trust
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you with this uncut diamond. Well, OK, we’ll
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fix the edge with a grinding stone,
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mom. Okay, you can call me
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mom, mom, Anzhelika Tikhonovna,
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probably don’t put so much pressure on him. Well,
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I don’t know how it will go,
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mom, Busova, grinding wheels, we would like to
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talk to you, friend, alone, we need
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a pause, shock content,
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Wow,
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Stalin, well, from experience about 40 minutes We have
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And where is your bathroom? Yes, here along
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the corridor, please, you
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need
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to wash Well, these are the two options
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Let’s continue somehow or else. I
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feel that you want to see
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further how the number will end. Correct
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Yes, dear friends, let’s look further.
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Meet Well that you woke up please,
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by the way, there is a faucet leaking in the bathroom in the toilet
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Yes, we know, yes, son Well, talk to the
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girl Well, what are
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you
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and who do you
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work Well, you can say Snegurochka
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when the boys have a holiday they
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call me to the Teatralny, I applied to the Theatrical,
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but I didn’t get in and not to
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the Theatrical, my son Well, what did you start?
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Well, offer it to the girl. Well, what are you doing in
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white and red? I want white in
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Red. The girl will be interested in him
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somehow. Yes, now everything will be relaxed,
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everything, everything. And who is
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Andryusha, the IT specialist? I understand. And who is the IT specialist?
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I’m an IT
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specialist, so it’s clear and you us
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who Andryusha
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I’m fast with us The circle
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has closed Yes, it’s quite boring for us an hour
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will pass Where can you make coffee for yourself there’s
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a coffee machine over there,
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come on in Well, dear friends, now we give
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the floor to Maxim Nikolaevich
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Yari
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[applause]
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Meet the bathroom faucet is leaking yes yes
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saw Well, nothing, I
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tightened it, well, what kind of crooked
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handle was there? It did everything without winding. The locknut is not
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tightened. Of course it will leak. Well, let’s
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start, son. Talk to the girl. Where
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do you work and where? I just don’t work; at
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my age, it’s not necessary anymore Well,
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son Well, you probably Drink this,
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you'll see, aunty, and
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you'll become more beautiful. Lord, it's more beautiful, it's correct
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to say more beautiful. Oh, after all, I
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applied to the philology department and didn't get in. Why
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did I get in? I unlearned it and then I really understood what was
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mine. But this is
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mine, well, offer me.
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And what
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kind of white
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red do you want for me?
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White son You probably have another
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drink Well, you also don’t just sit there, the
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person will become interested Well,
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who is our Andryusha IT specialist,
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oh well Hey, IT specialist,
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and you’re on the counter-strike of
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Gamaev Listen, I’ve been reading Counter for
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five years now, I’ve been drinking, but there’s a rumor in the chat
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that there’s a rumor on the fifth map someone on a tower with an
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elephant fighting mouse love suu ya How do you
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know all this So my grandchildren are
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constantly playing with toys
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grandchildren grandchildren
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Well dear friends Let's decide
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who is more suitable and better for this
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role
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[applause]
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Angelica or Angelica
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Tikhonovna, of course, dear friends, we have an
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eternal problem before us. The problem of choosing
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who to choose is the one that suits the son
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but does not suit the mother, or
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What to choose: upset your parents and live
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for your own pleasure, or for the sake of the mother’s peace of mind,
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suffer all your life with an unloved
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person, what to
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do, listen, Well, I listened to my friend here
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but everything is tighter, it’s obvious that Anzhelika
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suits you better,
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but I liked
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Anzhelika
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Tikhonovna better, but Anzhelika Tikhonovna suits you better Well,
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Anzhelika Tikhonovna plays everything,
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come on, stop it being so
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official Anzhelika Tikhonovna Just call me
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[music]
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Tikhonovna, so in short, it doesn’t matter to me Who you
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choose is the main thing for me so that the house
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is free this evening It’s clear,
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young man, what are you
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doing tonight? I just have a house
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free this evening. And it seems to me that you suit me very
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well
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[music]
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yes
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[music]
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