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the meeting was accidental for both of you, you didn’t

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want to believe in love,

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let this meeting

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remain

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something of guilt and

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never happen again,

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I don’t know, I don’t

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know how to listen to the radio,

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but the radius of the listener will understand me,

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what happened to me, it’s a

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whole play,

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I said drama and tragedies

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in one act, I would call it an evening,

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a surprise, what I’ll tell you now

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happened one evening,

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Sergei Vanych was waiting at my place, I live in Shishigin Skam

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Lane, on a table covered with a

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Chinese tablecloth, there was a bottle of wine

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la2 plowing a bowl of fruit,

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I called Sergei Van whose in the evening he

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promised to come as soon as he was freed from the

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institutes after the meeting of the academic

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council,

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I was waiting for him impatiently, I decided

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that evening to finally clarify our

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relationship for three months now, flowers and

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perfumes and other things at night that he comes

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sits in a chair looks at me and

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the whole evening, or whatever let's start

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with books dear Sergei, I'm not 20

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years old, well, I can definitely talk about literature, well, it's

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not for me, it's just not when

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I have to arrange my own autumn

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Mitrofan is at home, who

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introduced us, told me about you that you are a

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modest person, even shy, but I

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Sergei Ivanovich took this all into account for three

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months I behaved so modestly with you

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so quietly I read all your books that

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you brought me but until when

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Sergei what next I’m not 20 years old

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wildness what

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can we do he according to the program hair in front of the

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mirror powder nose waving my lips, I throw myself

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on the sofa, take a relaxed pose, I was jumping, I

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grabbed from the table the first

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book I came across, I opened it, I pretended

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that I was carried away by reading,

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I need to walk, I

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said, and suddenly I saw a middle-aged man unfamiliar to me enter the room,

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hesitantly opening the door, wearing a

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cap and a coat that was hanging and on it,

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like on a hanger,

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I looked in bewilderment at the person who came in,

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who in my opinion was a little tipsy

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[music]

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from the seeds jump out of the seeds, hello, hello,

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what kind of financing Pavlikov and you are

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Aglai Petrovna, but it’s me, whatever, you

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understand, such a thing came out and

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excuse me of course, well, I’m elderly at this time and the

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hour is quite late and we’ll fall asleep in

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the north, well, what do you still need, who are

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you, I’m sorry, business travelers from

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Tambov, tomorrow morning in the field, so what

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brought you to me,

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what kind of coat is on the ice and that’s the thing Well, I’m sorry for the

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cardinal references, I do

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n’t understand anything, it’s crazy what’s going on here,

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and

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comrade, you say you’ll laugh for a long time,

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then you’ll give me someone else’s coat in

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the locker room, but well, they made a mistake, it means

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I missed the current in the hotel, but what does

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this have to do with it, I

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just wanted to ask this coat is

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unfamiliar to me, it’s

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strange, why should I be familiar with

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this coat, and look, I’ve turned around, I’m a

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monster, you’re no one or familiar, you

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look, listen, I do

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n’t even want to look, and in general, this is some kind of savagery,

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why are you contacting me,

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and therefore online Petrovna,

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wait and how do you know my name,

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first name, patronymic, I found an envelope in my coat pocket,

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sealed with your address, an

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envelope with my address, please

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read Maly Shipkinsky Lane, building 9

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apartments 17 1 Petrovna, show me,

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yes, the letter is not addressed to me and I’m coming to

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you, like

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who is this letter from? and you’re stretching, I can

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already see you know,

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wait, wait,

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also the coat of my good friend

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Sergei, here’s a wedding for you, which by the way, I’m still

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waiting for you, he should come to you any

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minute,

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think about it, okay, it’s strange here

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that he’s late for something promised as

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soon as it’s over, it’s all over a long time ago,

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I was the first to rush to

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the locker room, because I got drunk in the morning, they

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probably detained my friend,

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you let me wait for him, we’ll call

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with him, we’ll exchange nursery rhymes, of

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course, please do me a favor,

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sit down, please, thank you, well, I think

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that even though you’re from Tambov but probably also a

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researcher, associate professor, professor, no, I’m

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sorry, an accountant, as you said, the

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accountant got here, brought the annual balance sheet,

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and

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you’re sorry, now you’re working on it, I don’t

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understand the question, I live

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in what sense

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without any sense, you’re better for me, that’s what you

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say if you’re an accountant, in the

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same way you could exchange I’ll go,

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whatcha, you can study anything with anyone, and

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here’s your friend, my friend, a major

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scientist in this sense, why should

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you read the letter today,

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well, he’ll come and I’ll make him read it yourself,

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you’re worth planting

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a thank you only if you allow me, I’m

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someone else’s coat in the snow so as not to please crumple it,

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hang it on a hanger, otherwise

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what a rich garment with a façade,

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my coat, frankly, is worse,

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well, the owner of this Politova, for your

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information, has a personal salary, a car,

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it’s immediately visible, forgive me, you dropped something from your coat, the

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gloves seem to be in your

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pocket, it seems

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like a savage thing ladies' gloves are

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already in a heavy someone else's coat and all

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that caused a couple of extra degrees burst during the

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intermission, excuse the expression during the

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intermission, and the performances excited me,

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ask what kind of performance the day of

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wonderful deception is called, maybe you saw a

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cheerful one and the whole calendar, why did you

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cancel this coat in the theater yes, I went to have

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fun on the occasion of leaving,

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I was in a good mood, I successfully completed everything, I finished the

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balance, and it was

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getting interesting, if I were Agna

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Petrovna, my wife, but she, of course,

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noticed that the coat and forged the front, well,

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of course,

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Damascus, but it all turned out, as I

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believe, because of the fact that I grabbed someone else’s license plate,

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of course everything is clear, gloves and a

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letter would like to go to the shop in hell and return before the

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train is

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calling, maybe he’s not going to go

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there, it will open interesting things, there will be meetings,

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I need to hide the letter and gloves,

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but for more interest, let’s do this: put

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this on coat and come

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here next to the room for a joke, yes,

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yes, it will be very clear, well,

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let's

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go in,

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good,

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decide to give you your favorite

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candy, thank you, I'm so

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free and I couldn't

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help it before that I just finished a meeting of the

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academic council,

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artist,

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poor thing Sergey Vanych has completely earned it

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because you can't help it, it's the end of the school

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semester, I already thought that you wouldn't go,

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well, how impudent, how can I not come

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if you called me on the phone and

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asked me to come in, how nice of you, I

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apologize again, you

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know I just wouldn’t have dared to

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come to you so late that I’m all

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apologizing, because I told you myself to

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come at any time at least to get

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Russia, as far as tax Petrovna, I

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was in such a hurry to see you that as soon as

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the meeting finished, I was the first to rush to the

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dressing room to get dressed artist and I

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hope you didn’t confuse yours with people

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like I was in a hurry to get to you, like I was in a hurry,

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here I am again in your dear cozy

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room where you haven’t been for more than

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a week, I already decided that you

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were carried away by someone, just

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as I was usually carried away by going to the theaters with

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her go with someone, well, with

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some lady, well, in charge, well, what are

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you saying,

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by the way, I was praised today for one

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performance, the

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day of wonderful deceptions, maybe I saw no, I didn’t

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see, and those performances that I

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happened to see lately, I

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attended only my own

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with you and only with me artist ah

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so just

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then maybe we can explain to me

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that someone’s gloves gloves

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you will recognize for the

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first time I see that you look carefully

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yes no I look at but in my opinion they are

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women’s that’s it we should

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return them to the woman to whom they belong to

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forgive the needle of Petron, but I don’t understand something, it

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turns out that

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they were pretending to be quiet here, not so

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modest, so shy, and what

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turns out to be the wildness of Aglaya, Peter, he and I

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can’t understand anything what we’re talking about

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now, you’ll understand yourself, he’s miracles,

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Semyon Semyonovich, wake up, hello

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hello, well, you

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know, this is the

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first time I’ve seen it, I’m talking about his coat, I’m talking about the

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coat, you’re also seeing it for the first time,

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let it be behind,

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if I’m not mistaken, this is my coat

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from the pocket of which you were wearing, and you were wearing these

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ladies’ gloves,

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amazingly not the right word,

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how could it be my coat it turned out to

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explain this let's

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go here there was a mistake it turned out you got a

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coat I was given in the locker room let

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the performance what kind of performance is the day of wonderful

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deceptions there is nothing there,

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wait, wait, I think you're starting to

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think,

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you're not playing badly, I don't understand why you need

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to act out this comedy, what kind of comedy

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I'm not 20 years old, I'm in these tricks

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we figured out what fox is ashamed Sergei

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Vanych is still a researcher pretending to be

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here brought to glasses by a shy

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cockerel it turns out you are dissolute I

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could

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and Petrovna listen to me

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no but let me, well,

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you understand, after all, you have to

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figure it out

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[music]

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I just don’t recognize you,

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my God you were like that, well, how can I

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tell you, hold back

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the books

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out of spite,

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here it’s really necessary

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how everything turned out,

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but it’s not your man,

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I’ll take my coat, of course, and as for

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someone else’s, I’ll bring it now, I’ve accomplished it, and

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what can I say, I’m used to people thinking

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well, no, you can’t trust men,

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men are nonentities your name, thank God I

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understand them, I’ve been married more than once,

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but we lived as a wife for 32 years in complete

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agreement sex krieg and it’s interesting to

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learn about storms, write not in this

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letter, well, now it’s not difficult to guess,

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so they say, and so darling met another

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goodbye, they carried it all like that so during the flight it’s good

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that I didn’t open the envelope, so

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now he’ll come back, I’ll kick him out along with

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this letter of effect, but I’m such a

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bad person, a vile deceiver, an

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adventurer, fruit,

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but it doesn’t suit strangers, and maybe he ran away

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with your coat, now I can

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think of any 1 Well, here's your coat,

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thank you,

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excuse me for bothering you,

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but now Sergei s lets you look for

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Ivanovich, take your coat and

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you're not my coat, but it's a little big, because the

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light is not the same, given to a completely new girl, and

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now I can try on the tower, please, well,

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how can we not use it? a

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suitable option as the stripes are of the ocean

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really according to Mishek only yesterday

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I received the interior

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let me and this coat is another black one

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too mine but I owe it to my neighbor

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for tonight his

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neighbor had an unpleasant experience he stained

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his coat in the morning with paint Dixie

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how did he have to go on a date in the evening

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go, here I am and my earnings are

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raised to the

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dana, so I don’t quite understand how

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you are a teacher of Isis, but it’s very simple, I

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found a letter in the pocket of your coat,

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the address of which letter

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Sergei Ivan,

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the signal is very becoming,

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thank you, and the

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letter is what you’ve been holding in your hand, I’ve been in it for a long time

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I had it in my pocket, but I didn’t

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dare send it all, and then it came to me in

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such a strange, incomprehensible

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way, it’s just mysticism

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in general, all is well that ends well

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to what good,

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because Semyon Semyonovich

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didn’t receive his coat, that the material is always greasy,

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here I see a more serious matter or

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maybe my neighbor got your coat, it’s

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very possible so now

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get up with him Aglai Petrovna embroider me

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call on the phone

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well now what do you say about 8 I’ll

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never talk to you while he’s gone I

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should quickly read the letter that he’s not

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writing to me my wife always says and

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seeds, figure it out first, you

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write us, don’t go crazy, go

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crazy, how do you know that he doesn’t write to

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me, where are you from, just listen,

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dear glo Petrovna, three months of our

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acquaintance, a very short period of time, I just

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couldn’t decide and tell you personally what he

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dares express on paper that’s why

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I’m writing you a letter Aglaya Petrovna although

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our acquaintance is short you’re so nice

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sweet modest this is all the lyrics

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listen to the main thing the main thing in my life my

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life is not arranged it’s built in and I

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decided to write to you about what I don’t dare

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tell you personally

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be mine wife, you hear Semyon

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Semyonovich, be my wife, what

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do you say to this, that’s what I said, you have to

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death from the swap site, a

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person with personal treasure, a

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car has an apartment,

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conveniences, so you will live

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with meaning in life, all sorts of things don’t fight,

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it happens,

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your coat is brown with striped

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buttons not enough cut off somehow you can

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get it from my neighbor and how can you

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do it

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you are broadcasting

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until

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time later

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excuse me and the head Peter let us

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have something to talk about, what I have read

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now is your letter dear on a proxy that

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is, drink them manipulations because it

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addressed to me before addressed to you but not

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sent dix so

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we will consider it invalid

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without a postmark

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means good however that I didn’t send it

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in a hurry ridicule thing and since such matters

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are decided by Porsche in general there would not be

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misfortune as happiness or years as they

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say there were no if happiness so

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misfortune would help

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things in general, you were lucky

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the coats were mixed up and personal relationships is this

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love

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some kind of wildness

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gone it’s

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all over the

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memory of

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[music]

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the past

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is acute and

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so we will arrange like two passers-by

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at a crossroads

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[music]

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roads

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you know who is enough aglaya Petrovna,

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your time has already expired,

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let me, I don’t understand, it’s very bad that

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you don’t understand this, but in order for

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people like you to understand this, we staged this

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little comedy Dix as but precisely the

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savagery of Aglaya Petrov, why do people like

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you still exist in our country?

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victim of art?

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remember the comedy joke by Likhachev with the same

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name, you also played the role of an actress in it,

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Alexander Menaker, the role of your husband,

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by the way, you just expressed a desire to

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play something else, please

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play this comedy joke Alexander

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Menaker, here the role of an orderly without a

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department, we will ask you to play Boris from

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Diamondov I see from the expression on your face

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that you agree

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beautifully, and

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so, comrades radio listeners,

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imagine an apartment in which an

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actress lives with her husband;

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there is no mistress of the house; she has a morning performance; and her husband has

00:23:01

put on a kitchen apron, rolled up his sleeves and

00:23:05

tied his head with some kind of rag;

00:23:08

hostess in the kitchen;

00:23:13

there are often

00:23:15

guests;

00:23:17

hello

00:23:18

I'm sorry, please, I couldn't open the door right away

00:23:21

in the kitchen, dumplings Lipli, you're a

00:23:23

single person,

00:23:25

yes no, but my wife is an artist, which

00:23:30

means they acted lively for the sake of art, but it's

00:23:34

cheerful to live with an artist, then I would

00:23:36

n't say she's a dramatic

00:23:40

woman, serious, that means in our yard

00:23:44

It’s also like the artist lives every day in the

00:23:47

family, the drama arranges for Fontane, well, I’m

00:23:51

just because my wife was rarely at home, you

00:23:52

know, the performance is during

00:23:55

rehearsals, it’s in great demand in the morning, which means she’s

00:23:58

more eager, and now I’ve been

00:24:01

waiting since the children’s matinee, she was portraying a bunny there,

00:24:04

so she came running with service I’m

00:24:07

in a hurry to prepare something,

00:24:11

comrades, who are you and I’m an orderly

00:24:16

everywhere for dividing the mice don’t bother you

00:24:19

terribly bothering me I can well that they came,

00:24:22

you understand what kind of story you’ll just fall asleep but

00:24:25

right away you won’t get up to chase the mice

00:24:27

poison I don’t hear she assures that one is

00:24:29

scratching for the buffet prevents her from sleeping with

00:24:31

women sensitive publishing artist

00:24:34

so muddy them you can not but there’s nothing you can

00:24:37

do

00:24:38

as they say art requires sacrifices

00:24:41

and then let’s treat your mouse with my

00:24:45

poison, you know you just said

00:24:48

nothing will come of it, she’s with you so the buffet

00:24:50

pushes away with a long rigmarole and I’ve got

00:24:53

dumplings boiling in my kitchen just like this, I’ll

00:24:55

leave you a couple of tablets, you can distribute them yourself and

00:24:58

distribute the park, be conscious with this

00:25:00

thing, poison, deadly

00:25:02

arsenic, you understand, of course I understand where

00:25:06

you should put the tablets, yes, here

00:25:08

please, on the buffet,

00:25:10

here I’ll give them to you I wrapped up a little green piece of paper and I’ll put it in there, I’ll

00:25:14

hide it very

00:25:17

well,

00:25:18

well, sometimes it’s healthy, all the best,

00:25:22

good-bye,

00:25:23

how’s it going and

00:25:25

mini now, let’s go and have a look

00:25:28

now,

00:25:33

you can’t open it right away when they call, honey,

00:25:36

because in the kitchen you’re making dumplings, you’re always

00:25:39

black, what do you do at the most

00:25:41

inopportune moment, I’m in the process live for

00:25:43

you love the war now no piece of cake in the

00:25:46

throat not a disease but what happened what’s the

00:25:48

matter ex but I snatched a new role for myself in the theater

00:25:52

but congratulations a

00:25:54

kilogram and a half I’m very happy for you I’m

00:25:58

convinced that you won’t play great

00:26:00

but so far I had roles, well, well,

00:26:03

two hundred kilos, about 300 strength,

00:26:08

no, I won’t lift my nose, I’m starting, what a

00:26:13

nightmare, the artist [ __ ] his wife, like a new

00:26:16

role, so in the house of peace, no, what do you want from

00:26:18

me, what do you want from me, what do you mean you don’t know your

00:26:21

responsibilities, take this alley now

00:26:25

one and a half kilograms and serve where the replicas

00:26:28

I will teach her nicely this is very

00:26:30

good but I’m somehow not dumplings there

00:26:33

and here art is stronger your

00:26:36

wife my wife should now turn

00:26:40

into a count and great and you as a husband are obliged to

00:26:43

help in this day look look at me look

00:26:46

at me that you can’t look at me look at me

00:26:48

that that that

00:26:49

looks like a countess

00:26:53

well of course there are different countess don’t

00:26:57

believe you don’t believe nothing no but wait

00:26:59

wait but why wouldn’t the same countess

00:27:01

be like you I’ll never stop crucian

00:27:03

carp unprecedented, well, how can I be her

00:27:05

game rain, wait with your dear 9

00:27:07

collective farms I’ve never seen in my life, but the

00:27:10

chairman is playing well with the collective farm, I’m

00:27:12

faced with gave you nod at the thrush for

00:27:15

three years, she’s been carrying milk from the collective farm, give me

00:27:17

your cues, stand here, only

00:27:19

here, no no no take

00:27:23

it from here, here from here, yes, here, my

00:27:26

dear, there, I understand why there, my

00:27:28

dear, you have become indecent to behave

00:27:31

in society, you are asking for your Serene

00:27:34

Highness, like the last coquette, not a coquette,

00:27:38

coquette, like vodka,

00:27:42

you forgot from our stage, you took it

00:27:48

[laughter ]

00:27:59

[music]

00:28:03

His Serene Highness, does he pay for the love of the

00:28:07

frame

00:28:11

or do you want me to appear in

00:28:13

society in fake jewelry

00:28:19

Count I ask you gram I

00:28:24

ask you Count each you you didn’t

00:28:28

warn me but how can you do it this

00:28:31

means so I I I want it, I’m saying yes, you’re

00:28:34

saying, I want you to treasure the last

00:28:36

drops of noble blood, it’s better the

00:28:40

worst death than fate, the best one

00:28:48

without delaying the remark, well, ask, I

00:28:50

just thought that there were dumplings of

00:28:52

veterans and doesn’t think about dumplings, well,

00:28:54

yes, but I’m not the real me, so I’ll

00:28:56

play along, where did I have something before the count,

00:28:57

unfortunately I had

00:28:59

high-society manners from you and borrow,

00:29:02

listen, but among our friends, you did

00:29:05

n’t notice anyone today being so

00:29:06

aristocratic, what

00:29:10

aristocratic, well, yes, no, you didn’t

00:29:12

notice it, but in me Well, you take a

00:29:15

better look, the urine of such a great socialite doesn’t

00:29:18

slip through, no, no, you know,

00:29:22

little one, in general, in our entire

00:29:23

life together, I didn’t notice anything so special in

00:29:26

your lord, why

00:29:28

marry me if there’s nothing special to you,

00:29:30

no dear, wait, I fell in love even then when

00:29:32

you weren't an actress but it was good

00:29:36

ordinary normal d2 you're just

00:29:38

ordinary too ordinary no countess

00:29:41

nothing will work out of me

00:29:43

nothing will work out maybe I should have

00:29:52

a line come on let's go and the bolt

00:29:55

scared me so much that I

00:29:57

can't even find it a creator is needed if you

00:29:59

give lines like that, nothing will come of me at all

00:30:01

on the graph, but why are

00:30:03

you talking nonsense and why am I a typist and

00:30:06

don’t listen below, well, forget your

00:30:08

typist, now you’ve left your husband, you know

00:30:11

that it’s not easy to keep up with you

00:30:13

in the morning, I’m a husband The chairman of the leading

00:30:14

collective farm went to dinner, you are the countess, and

00:30:17

I just got tired of it, it would be

00:30:19

better if you were a typist and that would be the

00:30:21

end of it, listen, I don’t like something about this, that

00:30:24

he writes something like that too often,

00:30:26

you remember the typist becomes

00:30:28

suspicious, the typist’s giving to my

00:30:30

profession is interesting, why what don’t

00:30:32

you remember the profession of a doctor there an

00:30:34

architect a dressmaker all the typists who is

00:30:37

she who is she I’ll ask you you know what to

00:30:40

give lines I agree

00:30:42

to play stupid scenes of jealousy I don’t

00:30:44

want to I don’t have time I’ll go better than

00:30:46

dumplings Savior

00:30:48

left I

00:30:50

didn’t believe in the count’s jealousy My

00:30:52

own husband doubts my

00:30:56

artistic capabilities where you

00:30:58

don’t have anything to lift these one and a half kilograms,

00:31:02

I won’t be able to do anything, will this be

00:31:04

something I’ll have to try as she

00:31:09

commits suicide

00:31:10

somewhere here there was a countess drinking poison

00:31:15

so I can take this

00:31:18

instead of poison for the sensation

00:31:22

buffets

00:31:23

some kind of candy like yeast or something

00:31:27

like some kind of vitamins, let's

00:31:31

assume it's me the

00:31:33

countess is worried takes the powder

00:31:37

pours it straight into her count's mouth

00:31:44

meadows how they live twist

00:31:51

what else is it the neighbors will hear you

00:31:54

screaming then tell me bad and they died I do

00:31:59

n't belittle me so I

00:32:02

'm dying for the silence of the neighbors so

00:32:06

for the crazy we think we don’t give a damn about

00:32:08

our neighbors when my last

00:32:10

hour has come, of course you are not able to

00:32:14

feel your heart how it doesn’t work for you, I have

00:32:17

poison for you to act

00:32:19

great, but keep in mind that

00:32:22

on the sideboard in a green piece of paper there is

00:32:24

real poison arsenic, otherwise you know, you’re

00:32:28

an artist under the hot hand, you can

00:32:29

grab the bill and swallow it, so

00:32:33

what’s the mouse on the buffet, I say for mice

00:32:38

[laughter]

00:32:42

I brought the orderly from holding the division, tell me,

00:32:48

tell me that you’re joking, and that’s how bad it is to joke,

00:33:01

by the way, it’s not bad that there are

00:33:05

extra ones, it seems like he really died

00:33:07

well done you can tell a great

00:33:10

service, darling, even though I’m angry with you, but you

00:33:13

’re dying, you’re gorgeous,

00:33:20

no, thank you, exclude bravo-two, but you have to

00:33:24

pretend to be young, I don’t pretend to be

00:33:27

young, I’m cleaning up, and I’m glad that you’re

00:33:30

finally really not before, yes no,

00:33:32

you’re definitely creative growing up, well,

00:33:35

if I didn’t know that this was the password and I

00:33:38

thought that you were really a

00:33:41

good target already

00:33:49

[music]

00:33:51

call an ambulance,

00:33:54

shame on you, doesn’t he know

00:33:57

that in those days there was no ambulance

00:33:59

farmer-one and now- then

00:34:03

you’re screaming in the yard,

00:34:09

you don’t understand anything, the mixture, I took

00:34:13

the sounds, this is a package in a green

00:34:17

piece of paper, I swallowed these balls of arsenic,

00:34:21

what did

00:34:23

you take arsenic,

00:34:29

Veronica, are you crazy, what did you

00:34:33

do with your milk, water, help,

00:34:44

squeezed out my wife earlier

00:34:48

[ music] I

00:34:51

'm sorry, no, of course it turned out, while I was

00:34:54

talking to you, instead of arsenic, I

00:34:57

accidentally put vitamins and balls in

00:35:06

his part-time pets,

00:35:10

if anyone has a dog or a cat, they

00:35:13

lose their appetite, fix the vitamins,

00:35:16

maybe the dogs are not available, my savior, you are

00:35:20

my more for the barrels, we have them,

00:35:25

but we have them we have

00:35:28

an artist,

00:35:29

how difficult it is to be the husband of an artist, and how

00:35:35

difficult it is to be an artist,

00:35:42

I don’t know anything so that

00:35:47

my situation could be worse, put it’s

00:35:51

not mine to be an actress, it’s a pain in the ass, it’s

00:35:55

such a nightmare, comrade, the outburst can’t

00:35:57

imagine me being happy in the service,

00:36:00

no, judge for yourself

00:36:02

about the plan, but I'm an eccentric like Cyrano de

00:36:06

Bergerac, I speak in poetry with a pistol in the

00:36:11

service of stick, both of them think that he's gone

00:36:12

crazy, I'm now in the theater, my husband's brother stopped,

00:36:17

he can't be silent, he started

00:36:22

to give glare and the audience says, he says,

00:36:25

you don't know, he'll persuade you, but

00:36:28

the announcer says enough to you, he waves his hand at us

00:36:30

Well, this means that it’s enough to drink and play,

00:36:35

that it’s time,

00:36:36

friends, to finish

00:36:39

our program

00:36:42

[music]

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Радиопостановка по одноименным юмористическим пьесам: "Вечер неожиданностей" (Лев Савельев), "Актриса" (Аркадий Лихачев). Режиссер Вурос Дмитрий. Лев Савельев. "Вечер неожиданностей". В ролях: Аглая Петровна - Мария Миронова; Семен Семенович - Владимир Лепко; Сергей Иванович - Александр Менакер. Пояснительный текст - Петр Градов. О. Лишицкий - гитара. К Аглае Петровне приходит незнакомец, который по ошибке получил в гардеробе театра чужое пальто, принадлежащее ее поклоннику, Сергею Ивановичу. Думая, что Сергей Иванович был с другой женщиной, Аглая Петровна устраивает возлюбленному скандал... Аркадий Лихачев. "Актриса". В ролях: Актриса - Мария Миронова; Ее муж - Александр Менакер; Санитар - Борис Толмазов. Пояснительный текст - Петр Градов. В. Кручинин - гитара. В квартиру актрисы и ее мужа приходит санитар из дезотделения, чтобы морить мышей, и оставляет мышьяк... Мы в соцсетях: Яндекс. Дзен - https://dzen.ru/fond Telegram - https://t.me/gosteleradiofond VK - https://vk.com/teleradiofond OK - https://ok.ru/gosteleradiofond ▶Подписаться на канал "Советский юмор": https://www.youtube.com/@gtrfhumor?sub_confirmation=1

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