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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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Do you agree Ivan Casanov

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[music]

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[laughter]

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I dreamed that I got married, it’s

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too early for you to marry four

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people at once What a nightmare Did you even fight

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them off in a dream Yes, you fought off It seems good to

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me also today, Grandfather Lesha dreamed that he was

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calling me to his place,

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who will do the laundry, cook and

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clean for us? Well, that’s what I told him, I

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got a real man. Now you’ll get it on my ass.

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Sonya.

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Well, here’s a

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new day.

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Today I dreamed that I got married, but

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that’s nothing, it’s subconscious fear

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of all men, you’re not even

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going, you had a dream, you’re not even going to Why do you want to get married

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and go out while you’re young? Well, I’ve been dating for 30 years now, so do

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n’t meddle in my life

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oh Vanya, why did you kill yourself or what? Did

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you hit me in the head or something? Wait,

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I’ll wait. let me see

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Yes, no,

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I think I'm sorry, I realized it's not you, it's the meat that's

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defrosted, it's

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time for me to run to work,

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senior researcher, something is

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baptizing me,

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employee,

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we need you Granny, I'll go wash myself to

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work, it's time for

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someone to stop Let's slippers

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Sonya, I'm late for work

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[music]

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Yes, until I tripped and slippers in

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different directions

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[music]

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maybe we’ll go to the sea together

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What a sea,

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students together

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oh And what are you doing here Then I’ll tell you Everything for

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now I went bye bye

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Thank you

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well we

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don’t need anyone and so the Indian

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kingdom

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in Moscow 10 o’clock in the morning Nastya I

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have a guy I know who has a

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higher degree in economics and

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speaks three languages a year younger than you, let me

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introduce you to the female age. He

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left a short message, please have a

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nice day and good mood,

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and now, as always, let’s move on to music

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[music] This is

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very experienced -she

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looks like a mannequin, looks like a mannequin

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And what is required of them is to smile,

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talk

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and managers, what can the manager

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do? No, Ivan Everyone should

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be in their place, have a good conversation, they

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can’t see what it is, what is it,

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not height or shape, crooked legs, what

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in which place Girl are you free?

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So

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it’s better just the breasts

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where they are.

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Forgive me, but you’re completely insolent; you

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give them work practically from the trash heap and

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collect them. They give

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you out here; you sit here; choose to your taste

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so that the breasts have a figure; and I’m now.

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The girl here doesn’t smoke. [ __ ] off and I'll call the security, call the

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missile troops, call the girl, smoking is

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harmful, the future mother

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and I'm worried about orphans and disabled people,

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what do you need? Go over there with big breasts

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Choose one that goes with the car,

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you apparently decided to diversify Yes, well

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then now 100 thousand is a

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joke This is the first time I've

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decided to earn extra money Actually, I’m a director of

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mass entertainment. I thought you were a stripper.

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I graduated from art school. It

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turned out there’s no work for me. It’s just

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such crap. Come

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here in

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the dark. Come

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marry me. Marry me effectively. you wo

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n’t get any money and there won’t be

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any castings for you I promise I won’t

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screw up

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and

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don’t even try to fall in love with me if I notice you

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right away bye bye have

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you seen yourself in the mirror falling in love

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Well agreed means see you in a

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week wait

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and if you change your mind in a week I

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won’t change your mind

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agreed

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Van

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Svetlana, I chose for myself How did you want to

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go out to watch Yes, no, I trust you, should

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we drink coffee

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there in the kitchen? Coffee machine for me Americano

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Be kind,

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cakes, refrigerators

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This is your apartment

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No, I use one good woman

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comes, organizes everything quickly,

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leaves, very convenient,

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light,

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we agreed drink coffee we

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drink it or you don’t like the cakes

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Next time there will be others

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next time if you want I’ll find

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half an hour

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Why not

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it takes more time

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but everything is clear

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Not Casanova your last name is Casanova

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Although it was already clear

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Vanyusha have you ever loved

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truly loved and love She doesn’t

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reciprocate your feelings Why does

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only the four of them answer? Mom, grandmother and two

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sisters,

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I’m serious too, I’m their beloved man for

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30 years now and they just won’t let me go, you

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know, to be My girlfriend is more than

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a wife, this is the worst What can happen happen in

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your life so let's just

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enjoy the moment and try in the end

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I hope but I don't

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[music]

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[applause]

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I thought that you wouldn't come

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the train was late

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and you didn't give me your number Are you straight from

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your village or what is

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this city it’s been 20 years, it’s

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good that you waited for me, but I’m

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not sure about it anymore, I

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changed my mind, that means,

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okay, wait, let’s

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go

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[music]

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Thank you

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[applause]

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if we submit an application today, then in a

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month they’ll sign us up; today

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they’ll sign us;

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how can this be? It’s possible. If the

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bride is deeply pregnant or seriously

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ill it

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doesn’t hurt

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certificate passport give me

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Kalinina Claudia Alexander what kind of name

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is Claudia a normal name

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Oh horror what could be better than a pregnant woman

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I unfortunately don’t know an

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obstetrician-gynecologist here sign here

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what is this that

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you don’t pretend to anything

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case of waking up just in case

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[applause]

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Everyone go,

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leave it here, they'll steal it, who

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needs it

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[applause]

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Well, again Listen, you think It's

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so easy for me to get married Even if it's fictitious,

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it's just there in the passport

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Okay Let's assume that this is a working

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experiment,

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come on Vanya,

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go ahead boldly

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Vanechka Well, we've finally sat down for tea.

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Hello, let's

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get acquainted. This is my grandmother Antonina

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Veniamina And this is

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our guests. Please come in,

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Vanya. Well, you didn't warn

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grandma, it's a surprise, please prepare the

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glasses. Why glasses? Now you'll see Sony.

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Very nice. Very Please,

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sit down.

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You know

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I'm

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getting dumb. I can’t when they say it’s very

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nice, it sounds so nice, it sounds nice, it’s

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when you have time to run to the toilet

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after two bottles of beer, what’s

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nice, I don’t, of course, I understand all

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these rules of politeness created 300 years

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ago in a circle What a holiday, a small

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family holiday,

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I got married

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someday from yours jokes

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there will be a heart attack What jokes let's have a drink

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soon

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Well for us You don't have to scream bitterly

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[music]

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Ivana What's going on in general

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said we got married I'm now your

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daughter-in-law [

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music] there

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won't be a wedding I decided so

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I didn't like any of my girls so it makes sense there is

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[applause]

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just Sonya, dig in

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and that this is

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quite in his spirit Vidnoe really

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worked hard,

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wanted to go to college, then

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changed her mind because

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Why more champagne, thank you

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Well, tell me, Why is there a need for a philosophy of

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staging Russian folk dance,

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you understand philosophy, it generally

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broadens the horizons, which is never superfluous

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I think this is unnecessary nonsense This is not needed in life,

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let’s get on with it you can relatives after all

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Well, what did

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you start with? You all know this,

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now I read this every day

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and I somehow missed it

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Thank you Grandma, I’m like an elephant

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Antonina Veniaminovna

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and I’m Yuri Alekseevna good

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I didn’t remember right away Well, you can have coffee and

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smoke, we actually don’t smoke, and by the way,

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the girl smokes cigarettes This is vulgar vulgar Oh well, it’s

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good right today when

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[music] Well, I’m fine, a

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little too much, it’s normal

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for them Jaws dropped on the table,

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but this is completely for us don’t you’re

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terrible and you should stay like this I got it I understand it’s

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not in vain we’ll play at our best

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what are

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you doing

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in my house they don’t smoke They explained to you And

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then I hate it when a woman smells of

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tobacco So let’s quit smoking again

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[ __ ] off Hubby and don’t call me me Hubby

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where is the toilet you have the second door on the left

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you don’t need to play anything

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[music]

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where you found the monster She is very good

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When you get to know each other better you will understand

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better I can hardly even imagine how to

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talk to her in general it’s

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fun like an iguana What place is she in

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[music]

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crawling where I’ll sleep here, it’s

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so uncomfortable here, you’ll tolerate nothing, we’re

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on the bed together, we fit in. Do

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n’t even think about it.

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The light is off, it doesn’t bother you. You’re tired, you’ll

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fall asleep and so

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Vanya Get up

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Vanya, come on Vanya Get up Vanya,

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oh, I barely woke up the girls Well,

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honeymoon Sonya, as always Yes,

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on the table my phone number If

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you need me

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[music]

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good morning everyone Good morning again,

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mom, why aren’t you working? It’s a

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free day, and why is school

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not working today?

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I’m just not going to go. Listen, maybe I shouldn’t go either, I’ll spend the

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day with my young wife, no Vanya, you ca

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n’t skip work.

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[music]

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bye bye

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[music] what

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Get up There's a lot of work What kind of work is there to

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iron laundry, only 15 shirts

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every day to cook fresh lunch And

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take the dishes from home? It's better to make repairs

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Phone number for you and how to wash Look

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what dirty shoes to clean and dust

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books Erase everything

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If you can’t cope, then we’ll take

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a housekeeper. And about taking it

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because it’s a tough big cat,

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okay

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[music] what kind of

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antiques are

00:25:35

we, we had a swift love

00:25:41

[music]

00:25:58

[applause]

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and of

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course the legs are a bit short, what kind of

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audians were they and the pop is not very good. Here’s Angela’s butt

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was just right And Marina, you remember, she

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was smart and beautiful and a very well-mannered

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girl, now forget about Marina

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Alina and Kalina, he chose me so

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which one is By the way, what are we for tomorrow

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grandmother grandmother My only name is grandchildren

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Valentina Kirillovna

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very tasty Almost like mine mothers

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always taste better

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I won’t introduce you to him, he’s making such a tail,

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just pump

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too much,

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in fact,

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faces spoil tea, better than water

00:27:24

Vanka told you so many times Yes, and what did

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he tell you, that

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you are very sweet, kind, caring

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women, just gold and I’m very glad that

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we found your family to tell the truth, we’re

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not very happy, we

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need another wife,

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that’s normal. My grandmother on my father’s

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side hated my mother until her death

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when she married, what happened, she and her

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daughter-in-law didn’t talk at all, then they

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became friends, so you too

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will get used to it. You are adequate people,

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right, especially since we are you. We won’t

00:28:01

live forever We’ll soon move to an apartment

00:28:03

We collect and eat

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It’s Vanya who said that I’m telling you

00:28:08

maybe now together

00:28:16

so okay I still have to go to work

00:28:19

Yes me too Well and maybe

00:28:22

I’ll also wash the dishes for the tests

00:28:26

Well as you wish

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yes

00:28:36

Is this a radio or something Yes No Looks like it’s

00:28:39

live Yes balalaika collective farm

00:28:42

[music]

00:29:02

Well, they already pecked it

00:29:07

normally, they

00:29:09

poured tea and salt and said that I’m not

00:29:11

suitable,

00:29:14

but if I really don’t know you,

00:29:17

Who do you work there,

00:29:19

it’s somehow strange to me, I think you’re the

00:29:23

deputy general director in

00:29:26

marketing at a large company

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involved in automotive equipment

00:29:41

Dad died when I was two years old and Nadya

00:29:45

a year later, then my mother had one man for

00:29:48

more than a couple of months. He didn’t last and

00:29:51

before Sonya was born he

00:29:53

ran away. Mom then worked two

00:29:56

jobs. Grandma still worked

00:30:00

but in in general, Nadya and I raised Sonya together, I

00:30:03

can go, please

00:30:07

don’t ever ask me

00:30:09

such questions again, I understand, give me

00:30:13

money until the end of our adventure, you wo

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n’t get anything in a month Well, at least for

00:30:21

pocket money you need to get a

00:30:23

job somehow

00:30:26

well,

00:30:29

only until the contract ends

00:30:33

don’t get a job anywhere, I need you to go to

00:30:34

my channel to the fullest, so that anyone in

00:30:37

your place will seem like an angel. You

00:30:40

have a contender,

00:30:42

and there’s more than one, but you shouldn’t

00:30:45

worry about that,

00:30:48

that you’ve

00:30:49

already fallen in love or something. Well, okay

00:30:54

then, see you in the evening, bye bye [

00:31:23

music]

00:31:29

Thank you Antonina Veniaminovna

00:31:32

dessert And we take care of the desserts,

00:31:37

Well, no, I can’t. I have it,

00:31:42

please, it’s very tasty,

00:31:47

why don’t you be shy?

00:31:52

I asked you just not this,

00:31:55

why shout, come here, my dear,

00:31:59

just like that, go to the house, I

00:32:06

was doing gymnastics, no, chess

00:32:09

what kind of job do you want to find? I want a show as an

00:32:13

artist

00:32:22

No, I just realized in my childhood that it’s successful

00:32:31

if you have a goal Go to it or Forget it,

00:32:34

you won’t succeed. Why, that’s

00:32:39

why, in order to achieve a goal, you

00:32:42

need the will and you don’t have it

00:32:50

[music]

00:32:53

Good morning, good today

00:32:58

prepare breakfast what you'll eat we've already had

00:33:00

breakfast

00:33:03

[music]

00:33:31

vegetarian sandwich

00:33:42

at least send a telegram How

00:33:48

scary this is, why are you even going there? We

00:33:52

were supposed to meet you;

00:34:00

you'll take

00:34:02

these pills every day,

00:34:05

here they're marked. Hello,

00:34:23

where's your wife? Let her cook. And I'll

00:34:27

I’ll rest,

00:34:39

okay, let’s go to the

00:34:43

restaurant, I’ll go now Well, it’s

00:34:50

fine,

00:35:05

better let’s go, please

00:35:14

Thank you

00:35:25

[music]

00:35:29

please Have a nice evening Thank you

00:35:38

Oh, by the way, I’ll cook something tomorrow

00:35:41

I know how grandma

00:35:44

won’t let you into the kitchen without a fight

00:35:46

Listen, why do you need this at all you need Well,

00:35:50

get married, buy yourself an apartment and live

00:35:52

your own pleasure, you

00:35:54

understand I want them to

00:35:58

love my wife as they love me Well,

00:36:00

or at least almost

00:36:02

Otherwise, I won’t get married you’re already a wife

00:36:06

[music]

00:36:18

more wine Yes please okay

00:36:21

[music] I

00:36:22

had to go to restaurants

00:36:25

Or You also go to the village with a knife and fork,

00:36:29

but what do you think, we eat with our hands from a common

00:36:31

cast iron Well, I’m sorry, I asked that way.

00:36:34

You know who you are, a snob and a mama’s

00:36:37

boy. I don’t even understand what those

00:36:39

women find. Well, how

00:36:42

charming and attractive am I, am I

00:36:51

asking

00:36:55

[music]

00:37:04

where are

00:37:06

you also a coward

00:37:08

joke yes joke I’ve hated

00:37:12

spiders and cockroaches since childhood poor mama’s

00:37:15

boy

00:37:16

I’m very glad

00:37:20

that I’m not your type

00:37:30

[music]

00:37:49

[music] that

00:37:53

’s called

00:37:55

sat

00:37:57

[applause] Did

00:37:58

you fall granny there are crooked

00:38:03

boulevards and you can’t see not a bend,

00:38:08

what is a bend in a

00:38:11

boot

00:38:26

[music]

00:38:28

uh-

00:38:30

huh, it’s

00:38:31

some kind of horror,

00:38:37

now he’ll become an alcoholic

00:38:39

Girls, well, what should we do Boss, and I

00:38:43

said there was no need to eliminate the

00:38:44

indicator of not performing with dinner,

00:38:45

I said,

00:38:47

Of course, they’re only counting on that,

00:38:48

they think that tomorrow they’ll cover a full

00:38:51

the table ca

00:38:52

n’t count, it’s all alone, yes Let’s

00:38:57

do everything,

00:39:09

I’ll ignore it as if for nothing,

00:39:12

as if she’s not here at all,

00:39:16

what if she tells him

00:39:23

unknown

00:39:27

[music]

00:39:40

Good morning, I’ll

00:39:42

go clean my shirt and iron it hanging in the

00:39:46

bathroom

00:39:48

[music]

00:39:50

it was disgusting I hope this won’t

00:39:53

happen again

00:39:54

Well, you’ve found yourself a wife and a drinking buddy

00:40:00

[music]

00:40:31

Good morning [

00:40:34

music]

00:40:51

what is this

00:41:00

why is this my hair so you don’t get

00:41:05

glued together What does this have to do with it probably yesterday

00:41:09

when you fell You need to drink less

00:41:21

you’re tar are you sure that there

00:41:24

was nothing on the asphalt, my whole head was dirty,

00:41:26

they did it,

00:41:33

nothing will grow back, it’s

00:41:40

good that it’s you and not my beloved

00:41:44

woman, well, can you

00:41:48

imagine what would happen to her, I imagine you’ll pay

00:41:55

25,000

00:42:11

and you play well,

00:42:14

you should have had an orchestra, but a musician.

00:42:18

I dreamed of learning to play the guitar.

00:42:21

Well, I didn’t learn. It didn’t work out,

00:42:43

but what about the springs on the floor?

00:42:46

Oh well

00:43:21

[music]

00:43:25

Tomorrow they’ll bring a new sofa. Do you want to

00:43:28

sleep normally?

00:43:31

Why do I only have a month left? What if

00:43:34

I start pestering you at night

00:43:38

or you start pestering me?

00:43:42

no

00:43:43

[music]

00:44:13

[music]

00:44:19

I’ll be late, he’ll say that he’s busy at work

00:44:23

If they ask where

00:44:25

[music] the

00:44:27

girl

00:44:29

[music]

00:44:31

isn’t with a guy, have a good day

00:44:36

[music]

00:44:38

you too [music

00:44:43

]

00:44:49

[music]

00:44:54

your balalaika

00:44:57

gave me a migraine please stop and this is

00:45:01

not a balalaika this is good What's the difference

00:45:05

anyway Stop

00:45:09

and I ask you to excuse me

00:45:13

for a long time I suggest you dance

00:45:16

help with migraines up icy

00:45:20

knees

00:45:24

Well if you want my heart please

00:45:27

just hurry up okay hurry up come on

00:45:39

[music]

00:45:50

she

00:45:52

told me Yeah

00:45:55

mistress

00:45:59

please

00:46:02

[music] I’m about to

00:46:06

give birth to children and everyone will play

00:46:09

musical instruments So get

00:46:11

used

00:46:13

to it, by the way, you would make a good

00:46:15

actress,

00:46:18

let go Thank you

00:46:22

[music]

00:46:30

[applause]

00:46:31

If you Klava mock your

00:46:35

grandmother, you

00:46:37

understand her sick heart

00:46:42

[music]

00:46:51

Great, of course, great,

00:47:01

but

00:47:04

[music]

00:47:55

I won’t meet people on the street,

00:47:58

pull a book, I don’t envy my wife,

00:48:01

what are you doing here? You’re following

00:48:04

me, I’m looking for a job. So go look and do

00:48:07

everything as you and I agreed. Wife,

00:48:09

borscht. Varya. Give me some money. Your sister

00:48:13

broke my domra today. I threw it out of the window

00:48:25

that it’s not

00:48:31

enough, everything is good for now that you don’t have a

00:48:36

Royal check, bring me a

00:49:00

new one, I bought a new one and gave you money. And if it

00:49:03

accidentally falls out of the window, I’ll buy another one

00:49:05

so my husband will have to work for a new house. Well,

00:49:07

okay, at least I’ll have some

00:49:09

joy

00:49:27

What are you cooking? I

00:49:30

’m making

00:49:33

borscht for my husband. Yes, what do you think,

00:49:38

no, pump up, well,

00:49:45

why don’t you believe me? It’s

00:49:55

borscht. I don’t like borscht. Like you

00:50:00

asked me, I didn’t ask, it was a

00:50:03

figurative expression. Well, let’s have pies then.

00:50:07

I’ve hated cabbage since childhood.

00:50:11

Thank you grandma

00:50:19

[music]

00:50:42

and where is granny

00:50:47

[music]

00:50:49

what are you

00:50:56

doing [music] what are you doing I'm dying

00:50:58

[music] The

00:51:03

girls are already grown up, you're married, your

00:51:06

wife has been waiting for me, Lesha, you've been waiting for me too

00:51:10

early, where before Lesha,

00:51:16

store-bought ones

00:51:17

like this, you'll only eat dumplings

00:51:24

okay,

00:51:31

grandma

00:51:49

cool, don’t meddle in the kitchen anymore.

00:51:53

Let grandma be here herself, okay, yes, with

00:51:55

pleasure. In general, I

00:51:58

don’t really like to cook either. Oh yes,

00:52:07

Grandma is going to see grandpa again, I

00:52:14

say, wait until Nadya

00:52:16

gets married. She won’t marry Nadya for me, I’ll die, do

00:52:22

n’t, don’t. just to manipulate

00:52:24

got married can

00:52:27

you imagine how good it is

00:52:36

[music]

00:52:37

yes there you go

00:52:52

Thank you to

00:52:54

warn me when you are going

00:52:56

to kiss well I did it for conspiracy and didn’t

00:53:00

kiss smack I

00:53:02

hope you weren’t too disgusted not

00:53:06

really

00:53:17

but maybe I’ll try and they’ll like it

00:53:19

No you have another task

00:53:22

you have to get them in full

00:53:25

Well, rather, the process You, we are an adviser I’m a

00:53:29

director of mass shows

00:53:36

Are you sleeping

00:53:40

No,

00:53:45

that’s what Since we have taken on this

00:53:49

adventure, we need a real result We

00:53:53

had to play the role of an ax

00:53:55

No, you

00:53:56

can try, come here

00:54:15

In general, Sonya told me in confidence that he

00:54:18

was going to enter the theater

00:54:20

the institute

00:54:21

is capable of no

00:54:23

whims in one word, it will only lose a year. I

00:54:27

want you to speak when you

00:54:31

offer to listen to her, she will say that she is a

00:54:34

complete zero. I myself can’t do it. You understand, I

00:54:38

also

00:54:40

need to meet the wife of this

00:54:42

professor with whom Nadya is dating and

00:54:44

tell everything,

00:54:46

and again I can’t do it myself.

00:54:49

I want all this to end

00:54:53

very cool, very cool

00:54:56

for my mother and grandmother.

00:55:02

Listen, this is for the good. I want

00:55:06

everyone to be happy,

00:55:08

but I doubt that it is possible to be happier

00:55:10

against their will. They will tell me Thank you,

00:55:15

this is a terrible person, Casanova.

00:55:18

I already sympathize with your future wife and to

00:55:21

the children you are talking about yourself

00:55:27

Because, or rather,

00:55:32

it exists for everyone,

00:55:36

it’s like one in a million wins the lottery,

00:55:39

that is, in your opinion, only one

00:55:42

couple in a million gets married just like that for love, the

00:55:46

rest is

00:55:48

loneliness or money, age, just the

00:55:52

desire to be loved

00:55:54

and then suffer the whole way life until they

00:55:57

run away from where such arguments

00:56:00

come from And look around you, I’ve seen a lot of happy

00:56:02

couples, well here already

00:56:06

So this is a Shatov marriage, the first and

00:56:08

last in my life Good night

00:56:11

Hubby I asked you not to call me What’s wrong with

00:56:14

that Call me little wife I wo

00:56:17

n’t be offended I don’t want you call my wife

00:56:21

[applause]

00:56:37

now I’ll take a pill and go, you

00:56:40

should lie down for a day, they can’t do without you

00:56:43

Mom I can’t, I have to

00:56:45

be there today Although after lunch

00:56:48

[music]

00:56:53

Sonya

00:56:54

[music]

00:56:59

Sonya what should we talk

00:57:05

about what I wanted to know Where are you

00:57:09

going after what I don’t know, have

00:57:11

n’t decided yet I heard at the Theater It’s none of

00:57:13

your business I

00:57:14

can We had acting skills I

00:57:18

can help

00:57:23

or not

00:57:30

Granny Oh yes What’s there, what’s

00:57:40

here

00:57:42

Take it from me that she’s

00:57:44

attached to me I just wanted to help her

00:57:45

talk I don’t want to advise I

00:57:47

don’t need to talk, I don’t need to study.

00:57:49

Leave her alone, please, she needs to

00:57:52

prepare for the performance seriously at the

00:57:54

theater institute. This is of course a very

00:57:55

serious theater institute

00:58:02

and I did

00:58:09

n’t imagine I don’t want to be financial. I don’t want to be

00:58:12

an accountant. Like a mother,

00:58:13

soberly assess your abilities and

00:58:16

prospects; you are doing well in the exact

00:58:18

sciences. A Somehow my acting abilities

00:58:20

have not been noticed until now. This is

00:58:22

my life and it’s up to me to decide who will feed you. My

00:58:24

mother and I,

00:58:36

Sonya. That’s gratitude. It’s

00:58:40

good that we have now learned about this; they are aware

00:58:43

of my abilities

00:58:53

[applause]

00:59:01

Hello. Can you come in and

00:59:03

have a seat? Well,

00:59:08

why complain? please

00:59:11

[music] I

00:59:14

mean,

00:59:16

he's dating my head, this is a

00:59:19

problem,

00:59:21

listen, girl, I'm not at all

00:59:24

interested in the rumors that are circulating around

00:59:26

my husband, if you have any

00:59:28

questions about cardiology, I'm listening to you carefully.

00:59:30

If not, then be kind. Invite the

00:59:32

next one, she's his mistress, this is for you

00:59:36

not interesting

00:59:38

once a quarter for 20 years I find out this is

00:59:42

amazing news for the first five years I

00:59:44

of course ran the relationship it

00:59:46

turned out that girls wishful thinking

00:59:50

flirting is all that is

00:59:52

capable of My husband maybe in 15 years it’s worth

00:59:55

running again Who needs it In general

00:59:58

Thanks for the information maybe now

01:00:02

he needs to be pretty, smart, and most importantly

01:00:05

[applause]

01:00:07

What do you want me to do, catch

01:00:10

him in the act,

01:00:11

give him a chance for divorce, I’m 53, we have two

01:00:15

children, that’s exactly what we don’t need

01:00:17

Talk to Nadya, that’s her name, explain

01:00:19

that she’ll find herself a boyfriend Prince

01:00:22

But it’s no longer shining for you,

01:00:25

here’s the address for you in the evening Come, I’ll be sure to

01:00:30

be home, goodbye, I’m

01:00:44

tired of meeting here already,

01:00:47

maybe we’ll come up with something for

01:00:50

you or me

01:00:51

or something in common with them

01:01:25

Svetochka, hurry up

01:01:29

So you’re married, but I’m not said that I’m

01:01:32

single

01:01:34

What a scoundrel you are And I turn out to be a complete

01:01:37

fool

01:01:39

and you know that next time I’ll

01:01:42

check my passport before going to

01:01:43

bed, that’s right

01:01:45

[applause]

01:01:50

[applause]

01:01:52

such a small cliche, such an effect, you don’t

01:01:55

need to explain to me why we need to

01:01:56

break up

01:01:59

[ music]

01:02:19

and who will

01:02:31

you be Nadya No and you who am

01:02:34

I to Nadya

01:02:45

Good evening Hello I am the wife of Pavel

01:02:49

Aleksandrovich Elagin

01:02:50

I would like to talk to you If possible Come

01:03:03

in alone

01:03:17

now there will be any normal woman

01:03:21

I had

01:03:23

Why did you just pass her

01:03:27

normally

01:03:29

didn’t you want

01:03:36

[ applause]

01:03:54

seems to be quiet for now

01:03:59

Sorry, I’m here,

01:04:02

I realized it’s

01:04:10

not worth staying,

01:04:25

goodbye

01:04:37

[music]

01:04:39

Well, we

01:04:43

talked until we agreed,

01:04:46

I advised her to

01:04:49

leave the sex Sanych and she

01:04:54

doesn’t care what shame I’m

01:05:03

not ashamed I’m not ashamed at all I

01:05:09

should be ashamed I love him He loves

01:05:13

me, he doesn’t love her. It’s very good that

01:05:16

she came.

01:05:19

Maybe now everything will change.

01:05:34

Well, the ax handle bounced off.

01:05:37

So you’ll have to talk to him

01:05:39

like a man, this is a bad idea; at best, he

01:05:41

won’t talk to you;

01:05:43

and at worst, you can lose your

01:05:45

sister

01:05:52

[ music]

01:06:03

granny Where are my socks, clean panties,

01:06:07

well, now let your wife wash you.

01:06:11

Don’t plan to wash his panties and socks,

01:06:14

you don’t wash the machine.

01:06:26

Well, you can take my knee socks, what

01:06:30

black socks, they’re the only ones I have, these or something, yes, yes,

01:06:43

or no This is the devil knows what it is

01:06:47

[music]

01:07:09

oh well, okay, you

01:07:12

need it, okay, it’s okay Well, what are these three

01:07:17

kopecks

01:07:52

Antonina Why did you come

01:07:58

In general, I don’t care about these socks,

01:08:00

wash them for God’s sake Don’t you

01:08:03

think that your vlog froze at kindergarten

01:08:05

age Well at least somehow it is necessary to

01:08:07

install it on my own. I am brothers for

01:08:09

8 years, they washed their socks themselves by hand, by the way, on their

01:08:11

own,

01:08:14

he sat and cooked dinner for Sonya since the fifth grade, he just doesn’t have

01:08:17

time now and

01:08:20

I need to do something, and I think you

01:08:24

’re good for more than just laundry and cooking

01:08:25

Why else do you go to work where is the

01:08:30

concierge or something You're welcome Yes, why is the

01:08:32

concierge you have a higher education

01:08:34

scientific degree

01:08:36

scientific degree

01:08:41

[music]

01:08:49

Hello

01:08:52

Hello

01:08:55

who is she Just

01:08:58

a minute on

01:09:04

the phone about a job interview

01:09:12

[music]

01:09:13

[applause]

01:09:17

Yes I can I can I’m writing now

01:09:24

Yes, I’ll make it in time

01:09:28

Thank you Thank you

01:09:35

[music]

01:09:58

Sonya

01:10:00

what kind of crap is this in my boots

01:10:09

these are my scary boots

01:10:22

[applause] I’ll

01:10:27

never find a job

01:10:29

[applause]

01:10:47

Well okay that’s not bad I

01:10:53

play string instruments I dance

01:10:56

everything is written there read I can do more than that,

01:11:03

understand We have a big show, we need

01:11:07

original numbers, what can you personally

01:11:10

surprise the audience with?

01:11:27

I’ll take you, you can register. I

01:11:34

’ll only be able to do it in 2 weeks. I

01:11:37

just have an agreement with

01:11:40

my husband. You’re family. In the other column, you

01:11:44

can assume that I’m not married. Are

01:11:47

you officially married or not? married

01:11:59

absolutely free people free

01:12:04

free

01:12:05

[music]

01:12:18

Come to the dining room

01:12:34

Sit down

01:12:43

Well, what happened to

01:12:46

Ivan’s birthday and when is

01:12:54

next Friday Didn’t you know

01:12:58

Yes, something slipped your mind Well, in

01:13:01

general, we always agree and give

01:13:03

him some kind of... then one big gift Well,

01:13:06

each of us with little things and so that there are no

01:13:08

overlaps, we’ll agree that this

01:13:10

year we decided to give him a phone,

01:13:13

grandma, now my traditional cake, I

01:13:17

’ll give him a diary for next year, I’ll give him a

01:13:19

set of music

01:13:22

because only I can guess

01:13:24

what he likes Not a single girl

01:13:27

has succeeded yet, let's

01:13:29

decide what you're giving.

01:13:35

Well, let's start with the fact that I don't have money, but

01:13:39

if I had, I would buy a guitar, a guitar.

01:13:41

Yes, well, he's long dreamed of learning to play the

01:13:44

guitar,

01:13:48

he knows how to play the guitar, and he

01:13:54

even wanted to do pretty well. musically, but

01:13:57

then I changed my mind, I sold the guitar, so you can

01:14:00

buy him a new one instead of a phone.

01:14:11

Let's So we'll lend you money and you

01:14:15

buy him tennis rackets or

01:14:17

some kind of photo frame. Thank you, of course,

01:14:19

for the offer. But what kind of wife am I if I

01:14:22

can't give my husband a gift, you know

01:14:27

[music ]

01:14:36

[applause] [music]

01:15:49

[applause] [

01:15:54

applause]

01:15:55

[music]

01:16:02

I don’t know why she didn’t get married, but there’s something

01:16:04

wrong here, he’s not acting like

01:16:07

lovers, I definitely

01:16:09

think maybe she’s pregnant, but he’s like a

01:16:11

decent person married her

01:16:14

for cover What do you mean

01:16:16

no celebrity

01:16:27

just not this that in fact the version is

01:16:35

clear that he doesn’t like cabbage you were stunned or something

01:16:38

really you don’t remember how many

01:16:40

girls he had

01:16:43

with the girls

01:16:45

Nadya

01:16:47

oh Girls

01:16:49

I didn’t want to tell you but

01:16:52

he put it on nylon knee socks

01:16:57

from sleeping They grew up I saw Mom, what are

01:17:01

you saying, I’m not making this up, I

01:17:04

really saw

01:17:25

[music]

01:17:35

where there was

01:17:38

role-playing games By the way, it’s not fashionable

01:17:42

now, jealous wives prefer

01:17:43

a gun, nothing, I’m doing it the old fashioned way.

01:18:01

Everything is fine. Everything is fine with

01:18:06

our husband. I'll figure it out, my God, good

01:18:10

night,

01:18:17

that's enough, I've had enough of your blows, I need to

01:18:21

take care of the

01:18:22

woman, we're hanging around, we're in

01:18:24

love or something. No eyes, look at your

01:18:29

women. Oh

01:18:35

well, okay, I'll think of

01:18:50

nothing,

01:18:52

we convinced them

01:18:57

[music]

01:19:12

what to do is a

01:19:35

good idea,

01:19:42

how do you explain a divorce from your pregnant

01:19:45

wife? Well let’s say the child is not from me and

01:19:48

you went to the father of your unborn child

01:19:50

because you love him and you hate me,

01:19:52

mine will

01:19:57

just be good night, yes, still, it’s a

01:20:00

pity that I don’t have a gun, it’s good that

01:20:03

you don’t have one.

01:20:31

In general, Ivan and I decided that we need

01:20:35

children and as quickly as possible

01:20:39

a button and why as quickly as possible Ivan is a

01:20:42

young man too What are you talking about for 25

01:20:46

years already, especially since I want to give

01:20:52

birth to two boys and two girls I will give birth every year

01:20:55

small was

01:21:04

better

01:21:05

Ivan will be on the train

01:21:14

that’s what concerns the train I somehow not

01:21:17

very much

01:21:19

You want to take it to our children

01:21:21

Of course

01:21:22

I’m sure he will be a very good father

01:21:27

I have to have a good day everyone bye Darling

01:21:31

I’m with you I

01:21:38

understand She bewitched him

01:21:44

Maybe I need to keep an eye on Ivan to

01:21:46

know exactly which one

01:21:48

ask him

01:21:52

[applause]

01:21:58

and for me interesting I agree, let's

01:22:04

spend the weekend together agree

01:22:08

[music]

01:22:10

come on

01:22:13

[music] bye

01:22:27

Hubby while

01:22:41

you look Where are you going anyway,

01:22:43

sorry, sorry, all dirty, where will I

01:22:47

go now with him Yes, it's okay, he's not

01:22:49

dirty Look, you're sticking this

01:22:51

dirt in my face, you don't want it, whatever you want,

01:22:55

girl You can help you I just have a

01:22:59

new package My car is at your

01:23:01

disposal ok

01:23:04

please

01:23:12

[music] [

01:23:20

music]

01:23:35

[applause]

01:23:36

Get up sleepyhead in bed this morning, do you

01:23:41

remember that we are spending the whole day

01:23:42

together

01:23:44

watching TV

01:23:51

[music]

01:24:11

Well, where are we going anywhere? The car is being

01:24:14

repaired, it’s great, we’ll go on foot,

01:24:21

good weather, really,

01:24:24

normal weather, where will we go? Yes,

01:24:34

hello,

01:24:37

No, I’m not busy,

01:24:50

listen to me now, urgently calling for work, that’s it,

01:24:53

in general, you should take

01:24:57

a walk here for now, and then we’ll call you

01:24:59

home together in the evening, I don’t think we’ll go home you

01:25:02

lied

01:25:04

I’m dating a girl, but I don’t need to make

01:25:06

scenes of jealousy good good

01:25:08

Yes, mine still can’t see you can’t hear you

01:25:11

well

01:25:21

[applause]

01:25:41

so hand wash without chlorine

01:26:03

people I’m in the laundry room who needs what

01:26:12

Well okay

01:26:24

[music]

01:26:29

[applause]

01:26:32

[music] Happy

01:27:03

Birthday son, thank you Happy birthday

01:27:10

Well, I’m not late It’s

01:27:13

nothing like I didn’t immediately think of a dress

01:27:16

with bleach, [ __ ],

01:27:20

but this is my gift to you, thank you Happy birthday I’ll

01:27:33

try my

01:27:43

fingers No longer for you without training And

01:27:47

how much money did you buy it with? And I stole it

01:27:51

I got a job as a housekeeper in a neighboring house, what’s

01:27:58

so special about this place? A

01:28:01

pretty penny. It

01:28:03

seems to me that if you can’t work as a

01:28:06

philologist,

01:28:19

everyone has their own fantasies in their youth, but

01:28:22

not everyone knows how to part with them and

01:28:25

consider themselves a failure. I don’t consider

01:28:27

myself a failure. Yes, in general, I, in

01:28:30

particular,

01:28:36

Vanya A who is this girl with whom you

01:28:38

kissed last night

01:28:41

Tall beautiful

01:28:46

[music] [

01:28:53

music]

01:28:55

you confused me with someone

01:29:01

in the world full of similar people

01:29:06

like this Maybe it wasn’t you Vanya,

01:29:10

we thought that you don’t cheat on

01:29:15

such Smart girl and

01:29:21

what a beauty there is

01:29:25

with her, the same thing will be

01:29:28

amazing. Cool, I also want to ruin the picture so much.

01:29:32

Yes, it’s high time for me to throw it away,

01:29:34

son, and tell me why you married her. You

01:29:37

don’t love her, she bewitched him.

01:29:39

Granny, we’re just going through a difficult period with whom it

01:29:42

doesn’t happen, dear dear

01:29:50

Well, with you, it’s just like being in a minefield, I don’t

01:29:52

know what to expect the next moment

01:29:59

and this is not a girl, you

01:30:02

know. I think I fell in love

01:30:04

seriously at first sight

01:30:07

and now I want to get married for real. The most

01:30:13

important thing is that mine is accepted by him,

01:30:16

such eyes, such a figure, hair, lips,

01:30:19

teeth and teeth No I need to do something or go to

01:30:24

church,

01:30:31

it’s not normal, it’s not

01:30:33

normal, it’s crazy to run after someone else’s grandfather and

01:30:35

hit your own man, it’s normal,

01:30:41

mom.

01:30:46

Now, if I could do that, I would

01:30:49

n’t live alone with my husband now, and you’re not alone, you and I.

01:30:57

You’re because of yours. character and you live

01:31:00

without a husband,

01:31:02

it’s because of you Volodya left

01:31:05

all his life, he’s tired of the same thing,

01:31:10

he left because he was scared because

01:31:13

three children are a problem, three children and a mother-in-law who

01:31:17

hates the problem I didn’t

01:31:20

hate him, I didn’t respect him, he’s a wimp,

01:31:25

he’s just you I didn’t love you, I loved you, I did

01:31:31

n’t leave, she doesn’t come because she loves It’s

01:31:43

time for us to end our farce,

01:31:46

but how can you not love me? Yes, it’s

01:31:48

hard not to love me. It’s hard for you to have enough for an

01:31:53

apartment for a month, look

01:31:59

[applause]

01:32:07

and look where it is at night, stay until the

01:32:09

morning, what do you want? the difference is that I’m nobody to you Well, it’s

01:32:12

like you’re no longer a stranger

01:32:22

Listen, where did I learn knives like that

01:32:26

and I always dreamed of having a circus at

01:32:29

my home

01:32:30

and what else can you do and here’s what

01:32:43

So

01:32:48

[music]

01:32:54

and you know that nothing will work out for you

01:32:57

beautiful teeth lips and this is why and

01:33:01

because your woman is unlikely to

01:33:03

receive the new bride with open arms

01:33:07

No, of course they can’t lithium muck in

01:33:10

shoes dress hair break

01:33:13

tools

01:33:21

but there is a way out of all this,

01:33:24

I’ll help you, we are no longer strangers

01:33:27

really It’s

01:33:30

all very simple

01:33:31

you can make your women happy and

01:33:35

self-sufficient, it’s so easy to do such garbage

01:33:38

once or twice Well, maybe happy,

01:33:41

of course, I got excited in one word,

01:33:44

they should care about their own life more than

01:33:46

your

01:33:47

mother needs to be rescued from work

01:33:54

Sonya Let him be interested in any professions,

01:33:57

then you’ll stop But grandma

01:34:01

needs grandma borrow

01:34:04

because

01:34:19

[music]

01:34:24

when you clean and do the laundry

01:34:29

cook yourself once a week no just no

01:34:34

exercise regularly because

01:34:36

otherwise by 40 your belly will grow and

01:34:39

your eyes and hair will probably not like this Well,

01:34:41

although by then

01:34:43

you’re saying that because you’re jealous I

01:34:46

don’t envy, I say that because I

01:34:48

know such beauties who, after 15 years,

01:34:50

look like Kustodiev’s aunts.

01:34:53

So I’m standing for another month for a month, I

01:34:58

need it by the New Year,

01:35:00

okay

01:35:03

then let’s start with mom, you can make

01:35:05

me a resume of a cool lawyer, usually it

01:35:08

will suit me

01:35:11

Well

01:35:13

Well, you have an excellent resume for a young age

01:35:17

Why did you leave your last place of work?

01:35:20

Let me just be curious about

01:35:21

the truth. I feel any falsehood. I

01:35:25

wanted to spend time in Moscow on a different

01:35:28

level. Change the environment. Get married. In the

01:35:30

end, have

01:35:32

kids, when is it planned? Well, that’s

01:35:36

how it will turn out; we need workers

01:35:40

who work, work hard years

01:35:43

without vacation like slaves why

01:35:45

with vacation We are all fine We have a

01:35:48

New Year's week on May

01:35:50

week in general, whenever you want So

01:35:54

Yuri Borisovich Please tell me I

01:36:00

have also heard that people with such a

01:36:04

syndrome are susceptible to very serious

01:36:06

diseases, you know,

01:36:08

what are you talking about?

01:36:10

besides, people who work for many years

01:36:13

without a vacation can get sick, and

01:36:16

you will be to blame and you will also pay for the treatment,

01:36:18

according to a court decision. Of course, I didn’t

01:36:20

understand Yulia Alekseevna, your Chief Accountant has been

01:36:24

without a vacation for more than five years, although she

01:36:26

herself

01:36:29

works for her, she has already eaten her legs, and

01:36:33

by the way She will fall one day and everyone is

01:36:37

overloaded, and you

01:36:38

understand And you connived. And what does Yulia Alekseevna have to do with it? I

01:36:44

admit honestly, I have a job in

01:36:47

one very well-known

01:36:49

organization and we received a signal from

01:36:52

Yuri Alekseevna’s relatives, they

01:36:54

are worried about her health. Of course, I

01:36:56

could officially do everything, but then he We’ll

01:36:59

figure it out privately somehow. So, it

01:37:02

means that tomorrow Yulia Alekseevna

01:37:05

is going on vacation for the entire period.

01:37:07

What do you owe, it’s a lot to ask?

01:37:10

But a person should rest properly.

01:37:13

And if she herself doesn’t agree, then you

01:37:16

explain that this is

01:37:19

the boss, what will they say to start? The actual

01:37:23

loss chief accountant So you

01:37:25

explain to your superiors that it is better to hire a

01:37:26

new employee than to pay

01:37:28

compensation to relatives for death in the

01:37:30

workplace

01:37:32

Yulia Alekseevna Not a word about our conversation You yourself

01:37:35

understand the pass, write,

01:37:36

be kind

01:37:46

What are you doing

01:37:50

and what are you

01:37:57

holding this Is this money for

01:38:01

all sorts of tutors who are there in the theater they’re preparing,

01:38:03

just let’s come to an agreement with you, if

01:38:06

you have the ability, I’ll give you more money, you’ll

01:38:08

get in. And if not, you’re a

01:38:10

reasonable person, you

01:38:13

’ll really ruin your life. We

01:38:14

agreed

01:38:18

[applause]

01:38:35

for so long. I’m already starting to worry. I have

01:38:39

news for you. Well, don’t say that you I

01:38:41

got married, too, I'm sick, that's enough,

01:38:44

I was sent on leave for all five years, it's

01:38:48

practically a dismissal, it's urgent at

01:38:52

sea,

01:38:55

I'll be doing repairs for a week, and then I'll

01:38:58

look for a new job.

01:39:23

Oh, God, thank you, it's not in vain that I lit

01:39:27

candles,

01:39:31

now I won't let her do the repairs; I wo

01:39:33

n't look for a job. let's give Nadya too The professor

01:39:36

won't need a nice guy,

01:39:39

it's useless I've been trying to

01:39:41

persuade you to meet me for a long time You're trying to persuade me Why are the

01:39:43

fortress falling from the siege, the fortress is falling,

01:39:45

but don't [

01:39:47

music]

01:39:55

Why not, I don't want all the best

01:39:58

[music]

01:40:11

Of course that girl excites you,

01:40:18

you know what I like a man,

01:40:20

intelligence, you understand You, even if you

01:40:24

re-read the entire Lilink, you won’t whistle

01:40:26

So come on dude Kormur, turn it

01:40:30

back

01:40:36

[music]

01:40:39

look, a

01:40:41

PhD is also teaching, which is not an option for you Besides,

01:40:45

Fisherman, what difference does it make,

01:40:50

we just need to take her away from the professor

01:40:53

And everything else it doesn’t matter anymore no If

01:40:55

you choose then properly until 30

01:41:09

that’s what you need a

01:41:13

spitting image of a professor only a young

01:41:16

single man now we’ll

01:41:19

send him to Nadka

01:41:23

So

01:41:25

a graduate student who prefers intelligence to beauty and

01:41:30

strength There’s no need to get acquainted

01:41:36

who really values

01:41:41

erudition

01:41:44

[applause]

01:41:46

okay that I’ve already had to go on the Internet myself I

01:41:50

didn’t find anything to look for But some people are lucky Well that’s it,

01:41:58

wait where did you go for a

01:42:01

walk boldly what’s the matter

01:42:20

[music]

01:42:30

on the crossbar [

01:42:32

music]

01:42:33

come on come on [

01:42:36

music]

01:42:43

two

01:42:48

three oh

01:42:58

oh

01:43:01

And how are you going to carry your dream wife in your arms

01:43:05

[applause]

01:43:08

Get up you know how to dance

01:43:12

Yes, he says that

01:43:23

you need to sign up for wrestling No, I’m not

01:43:27

15 years old and it’s never too late to learn,

01:43:30

keep it, why learn to hammer nails, you

01:43:35

think I don’t know how to hammer nails here

01:43:39

[music]

01:44:04

[applause]

01:44:05

[music]

01:44:07

nails radicals drive Well, yes Well yes, in a

01:44:11

bad dancer you know what hinders you, go

01:44:13

by your logic, nothing hinders a good dancer, I

01:44:15

feel sorry for the guy Dir

01:44:26

I

01:44:29

one day your wife will buy fish and ask

01:44:31

you to clean it So let's

01:44:33

practice Listen,

01:44:34

I don't like fish at all in any

01:44:36

form, you don't have to love it You just

01:44:38

cleaned it Look,

01:44:40

take it by the head and start from the tail

01:44:43

against the scales. But first you need to

01:44:46

finish it off. Come on tomorrow. Stop, come on.

01:45:02

Listen, let’s kill her and then I’ll kill her.

01:45:07

Watch and learn.

01:45:17

Why are you tormenting her? My God,

01:45:22

come here, come here, give me the knife

01:45:35

[music]

01:45:52

I already understood that let's run quickly, it's

01:45:55

cold

01:45:57

[music]

01:46:01

Hello Hello,

01:46:14

fathers, how did you get all this

01:46:20

well, the taxi driver helped you listen

01:46:26

[music]

01:46:55

[applause]

01:47:05

[applause]

01:47:07

I'm here now

01:47:11

[music] Oh, it's

01:47:18

really hot, now it's cold,

01:47:22

I'll turn it on

01:47:24

[applause]

01:47:30

almost clean Oh, to be honest, no be

01:47:34

upset They are scary not We,

01:47:37

of course, can choose a nicer one with you,

01:47:38

but it seems to me that you need to go and

01:47:40

rest the

01:47:42

workers, they will do everything, you will already arrive

01:47:45

at everything ready, well, everyone is

01:47:47

ready,

01:47:56

yes [music] come on, Darling, take this to the trash bin,

01:47:59

okay, with pleasure

01:48:02

[applause]

01:48:05

[ music]

01:48:13

look, our candidate has shown up at least to

01:48:17

meet tomorrow Well, no,

01:48:19

we’ll correspond for another week on

01:48:22

behalf of

01:48:23

how you’re going to

01:48:26

want to know better about the future take

01:48:31

Vanya, give me some socks, a shirt, Grandma,

01:48:35

now I’ll wash everything myself, we agreed to do it

01:48:38

right, Vanya

01:48:46

[music]

01:48:47

Well,

01:48:50

now again somewhere Alyosha wo

01:48:52

n’t be getting ready I’ve come up with something

01:48:55

[music]

01:49:28

Baby, you’ve been telling me for the tenth

01:49:31

time already I understood everything grandma got everything you

01:49:34

need to drink from the apartment and that’s it and what’s

01:49:36

not that’s the point you have to explain

01:49:39

that if she goes for a walk, then it’s for her

01:49:42

own good, they understood. Well, of course I understand, these

01:49:44

grandmas are sick of everyone, these grandmas are sick of everyone who doesn’t

01:49:47

need to go, they don’t take a damn thing from them,

01:49:50

they won’t even give you 50 rubles, they

01:49:52

go to church, hang around there and think about how to

01:49:55

calm their hearts They’ll tell them there Yes, I’ll pay

01:50:14

you for 200 rubles, of course, don’t worry [music] dear, let me tell you your fortune And I

01:50:18

don’t believe it Go tell yourself everything, after all,

01:50:23

your Alyosha died a long time ago and you

01:50:28

’re going to follow But it’s too early for you,

01:50:31

your time is not yet went out wait How do you

01:50:34

know him Alyosha,

01:50:38

I’ll tell you now You need to

01:50:42

leave the house every day, only this will save you

01:50:46

from everything, winning will save you on the street and everything

01:50:51

will be fine, if you don’t go out, you’ll

01:50:54

die or you’ll fail, you need to

01:50:57

do something You haven’t done everything in this world yet You

01:51:00

need to you need to build a house, you need to plant a

01:51:04

tree, you need to give birth to a child. Well, just wait,

01:51:10

I know, I gave birth to one who is 60 years old and has a young

01:51:28

husband. You used to work at the city history museum, architecture, you need a crusade king in your hands. You better tell me, will my grandson leave his wife or not?

01:51:30

Well, I’m talking about you I know about my grandson I don’t know anything nothing nothing

01:51:36

You go outside,

01:51:38

save your grandson, you won’t go whatever Everything

01:51:45

leave me alone

01:51:50

Tell me dear That’s enough is enough

01:52:07

[music]

01:52:13

Maybe you should take a vacation Why did granny

01:52:17

already take it? I

01:52:21

met a gypsy She said that there’s

01:52:24

something wrong with you- then it will happen

01:52:27

Granny Drop all this nonsense, get it

01:52:30

out of your head I’m just afraid Can I

01:52:34

go to work with you tomorrow Why did

01:52:39

she say that I’ll save you

01:52:42

Well please

01:52:45

granny,

01:52:47

not only do I already have a

01:52:49

headache at work, here you also add

01:52:54

Granny Good night Thank you here's to

01:53:06

[music]

01:53:14

everyone

01:53:16

bye Granny

01:53:32

I have a very important matter

01:53:54

ba Are you Vanechka

01:53:59

or not

01:54:02

[music]

01:54:12

I'm walking

01:54:15

my car

01:54:17

[music] [

01:54:28

music] [

01:54:43

music]

01:54:49

[music]

01:54:51

Klava that's the gypsy Babushkina said

01:54:54

she's now watching for me instead in

01:54:56

order to take care of yourself, let's

01:54:58

stop this somehow

01:55:04

[music] put it away

01:55:24

Give me the address of Military work If,

01:55:26

of course, his life is dear to you And

01:55:28

then I'll tell you what happened, come quickly, okay,

01:55:32

thank you

01:55:35

[music]

01:55:49

[music]

01:56:07

[music]

01:56:17

hurry up, please

01:56:21

go

01:56:22

[music]

01:56:30

hello good

01:56:32

[music]

01:56:59

What did you want

01:57:03

[music]

01:57:05

on what issue

01:57:09

good Now I’ll find out

01:57:12

Ivan Grandma came to see you here.

01:57:16

What are you doing here?

01:57:19

I’ll just sit here quietly and

01:57:23

won’t disturb you for 30 years I’m not in

01:57:27

kindergarten grandma

01:57:52

[music]

01:58:00

where am I I’ll lead them

01:58:20

Sorry, it’s

01:58:21

all lost,

01:58:28

I’ll save you Give me your group, who am I, a

01:58:31

senior researcher, my topic is

01:58:34

the history and architecture of Moscow,

01:58:37

just to intimidate you understand, so that he begins to engage in

01:58:39

self-defense, okay, we

01:58:42

won’t beat him too much and don’t touch him at all,

01:58:43

and she said he will go up these

01:58:45

stairs and enter That entrance over there And I

01:58:48

'll be around the corner, obviously

01:58:50

[music]

01:59:02

man, give me your wallet, come on, whatever's there Wallet,

01:59:06

let's better, [ __ ], we'll figure it out ourselves guys,

01:59:08

why are we going to give it away? I didn't

01:59:09

see you or hear you, come on, come on

01:59:19

[applause]

01:59:28

You said he was dead, I'm dead I

01:59:32

was sure of this. What does this mean? I just

01:59:35

wanted you to sign up for the section. That’s

01:59:37

all I’m waiting for. I’ve been involved in wrestling for seven years.

01:59:39

Why didn’t you tell me about this? You thought

01:59:42

I was showing off. Okay, guys, forgive me.

01:59:44

You ran into it yourself. Let’s go.

01:59:50

I wanted to become an astronaut.

02:00:02

And I I was seriously

02:00:04

involved in sports for this, then I quit.

02:00:12

Where my grandmother went somewhere, I don’t know, but where is

02:00:16

my gray suit, I’m

02:00:20

sure I’ll wear it today for an interview

02:00:29

[music]

02:01:14

Sonya, where are my boots?

02:01:17

What kind of boots do I have? Are there a lot of them or something?

02:01:20

What kind of jokes did I not take yours? boots What are

02:01:25

boots lost So it’s that we’ve got a big head

02:01:28

I have too One thing or another

02:01:30

disappears, but then it’s found Well,

02:01:33

only in an indecent form Sonya give me

02:01:36

my shoes I didn’t take your boots but where

02:01:38

did they go How do I know I have a very

02:01:41

important interview

02:01:46

I didn’t I took your boots okay okay

02:02:01

[applause] that's it

02:02:12

Everything went so far no feathers bye bye mom

02:02:19

Well, where are you doing with them I think I also

02:02:22

had such an idea only for myself it’s useless

02:02:25

Mom to work Even if it’s better to go barefoot

02:02:29

try not to do anything

02:02:56

Well what’s that

02:03:01

Let me help you what are you what are you what

02:03:05

Leave me

02:03:10

I’ll help where I’m taking it

02:03:15

two blocks 500 rubles

02:03:17

no problem

02:03:44

Well Help I’m tired

02:03:57

You’re putting me where you put me You can’t

02:04:00

see for yourself Well get me out of here and I had to go

02:04:14

to an interview

02:04:21

If you didn’t get there Then you

02:04:25

don’t have to go there it's necessary It's clear

02:04:29

Come on hand

02:04:30

[music]

02:05:15

[applause]

02:05:28

[applause]

02:05:39

here are the patches tights Look, yes, an

02:05:48

alcoholic,

02:05:50

no, an

02:05:52

auto mechanic Well, I'm into

02:05:55

electronics

02:06:04

Valera, they kicked me out like a dog on the street

02:06:07

and I put 10 years on them, you

02:06:11

know

02:06:19

what I'm doing, I'm

02:06:23

not at home three children and a mother are waiting

02:06:28

or they’re not waiting

02:06:31

You don’t need anyone the truth And you Where are

02:06:35

yours America

02:06:38

[music]

02:06:46

drank

02:06:48

with her

02:06:56

and because of the children I decided to never get married

02:07:04

I’m lying I’m just afraid after the

02:07:06

last one left me I’m

02:07:08

afraid

02:07:11

when I I'm drinking

02:07:16

so go to bed no

02:07:21

I have to go really I

02:07:25

'll go

02:07:32

[music]

02:08:12

here

02:08:15

Hello the

02:08:17

guy you meet

02:08:23

You don't recognize me

02:08:26

but we know each other And I'm Vadim Well

02:08:34

you're Nadya Yes I'll put it on I

02:08:39

don't know you

02:08:44

at all I don't want to find out now

02:08:52

Why did you write me down Well what am I what am I you

02:09:00

may have been texting every day for a week, I’m

02:09:08

not texting with anyone You’ve probably

02:09:10

confused me with someone, you

02:09:16

won’t confuse me

02:09:20

with you

02:09:23

Give it just purely outwardly Yes, I didn’t

02:09:27

like it

02:09:28

Oh you, I’m sorry Eat to your health

02:09:34

then we’ll talk

02:09:37

[music]

02:09:39

what should we talk about

02:09:42

Well yes,

02:09:46

and you are prettier in real life

02:09:50

I mean than in the photo

02:09:54

you sent me no

02:10:10

wait wait

02:10:13

where did someone write to me from Then how do I know I

02:10:19

know that your favorite light

02:10:24

gray

02:10:28

Pearl

02:10:31

say I know That’s

02:10:52

how I then know what students call you citizen just

02:10:55

a minute I'm sorry we're

02:10:58

absolutely fine Everything's fine

02:11:02

okay the

02:11:04

students call you an

02:11:06

exhaust pipe

02:11:11

like an

02:11:13

exhaust pipe that's right

02:11:17

salaries

02:12:09

then go both wait wait

02:12:14

a second I'm

02:12:15

actually a teacher I have a

02:12:19

lecture starting in half an hour I have

02:12:22

almost 100 students I'm saying that you

02:12:25

really, you want them to shed for you,

02:12:27

skip the lecture, let him

02:12:30

rejoice, go ahead, the department is around the corner,

02:12:32

wait, I

02:12:34

broke my glasses, I can’t see well, it’s a

02:12:40

shame you’re much better off without glasses,

02:12:43

thank you, okay, we’ll go, I need to

02:12:47

call the department to notify them to

02:12:50

make a replacement,

02:12:52

please help me get my

02:12:54

phone

02:13:05

no listen, dear, we seem to be here,

02:13:09

maybe we can bask in some kind of room.

02:13:16

So

02:13:19

don’t quarrel anymore right away. Thank you

02:13:25

Nadezhda. To be honest, I still have time for the lecture, I’ll

02:13:29

run then I’ll

02:13:32

write,

02:13:49

turn it off, I can’t, there might be

02:13:52

something important there

02:13:53

that could be nothing is more important than me

02:14:04

stupid Klava it’s a neighbor Hello Yes

02:14:09

your mom is so

02:14:14

good now I’ll be there What happened mom

02:14:17

disappeared we need to look she’s an adult

02:14:20

went to a cafe with her friends and hears

02:14:22

the phone No she has no friends She always

02:14:25

warns if something’s late something

02:14:27

happened

02:14:32

come with me where to look for your mother

02:14:38

yes I'm sorry dear it somehow wasn't part of my

02:14:42

plans you

02:14:43

won't be offended

02:14:45

no everything is fine

02:14:47

for now Yes in the end these are my problems

02:14:53

[music]

02:15:00

Where can we

02:15:03

look for her

02:15:08

[music]

02:15:20

Hello I woke up It's almost ten o'clock Oh

02:15:25

my God I'm home necessary

02:15:31

No, I urgently need to wait, I’ll see you off,

02:15:50

you need to call the police, you can also perform a trick

02:15:52

better than you. They taught the circus to

02:15:55

look for missing people. Listen, if you really

02:15:59

want to, you can find any person,

02:16:01

really,

02:16:03

as I’ll show you now,

02:16:12

I’ll show you seriously. Close your eyes

02:16:16

and now imagine that you see Yulia

02:16:20

Alekseevna. walking down the street in found

02:16:23

boots,

02:16:26

just no extraneous thoughts

02:16:32

[music]

02:16:34

Mom,

02:16:37

how did you do it,

02:16:40

I don’t know

02:16:43

what you’re doing here. What are you doing here,

02:16:47

Christmas trees

02:16:49

[music]

02:17:00

[music] Wow,

02:17:23

you won’t believe who they met Nadya

02:17:27

is our candidate and it seems that the meeting

02:17:31

was not cloudless, knowing my sister, I can

02:17:33

assume he writes and now they

02:17:37

simply forgot to do anything, no,

02:17:42

if he is not a fool, then he understood everything

02:17:45

how they could have met in the first place. I

02:17:47

didn’t even write Where she works, yes he did. I

02:17:49

just figured out

02:17:55

[music]

02:18:22

Hello

02:18:29

[applause]

02:18:40

[music]

02:18:47

136 Vadimov

02:18:49

[music]

02:18:52

and not a single one is needed

02:18:54

[music]

02:18:58

since it means

02:19:04

you’ll imagine cabbage.

02:19:09

Recently, in a cafe, a young man came up to me

02:19:13

and said that we were supposedly in correspondence with him, I

02:19:16

recognized him from a photo I

02:19:21

supposedly sent it to him, I’m sitting

02:19:23

there now I’m thinking what it would mean Yes, I

02:19:26

just

02:19:29

sent a photo to someone, he put her up as a friend, the rest of the technical stuff

02:19:41

corresponds with him for me What a

02:19:44

Mysterious Story Who could it be

02:19:50

or are you

02:19:53

so maybe he was just mistaken

02:19:56

Sometimes it’s a coincidence of chance, I don’t believe it.

02:20:04

I found a job

02:20:47

like

02:21:02

me. Listen,

02:21:21

how does it suit you? Just look at me, let’s

02:21:25

go, I’m going, if you want to see

02:21:31

someone, then

02:21:43

I knew that it was you who set it all up,

02:21:46

he’s waiting for you,

02:21:48

so it seemed Antonina

02:22:06

Well why

02:22:09

don’t you end up with no legs in the evening

02:22:12

Look at these, try them on Well,

02:22:16

of course I tried them on And I’ll definitely take these

02:23:02

[music]

02:23:21

Hello

02:23:29

I just thought that maybe you won’t

02:23:32

come

02:23:37

with your grandmother and daughter-in-law, that’s all okay that’s

02:23:41

all she’s a long nose other people’s bodies

02:23:45

and I know, she wrote to me,

02:23:52

yes. Well, let’s go

02:23:57

somewhere, to the

02:24:00

park, for the zoo.

02:24:05

If you want, we can just

02:24:08

take a walk on the street. Well, let’s

02:24:10

go.

02:24:23

But where is Nadya, in my opinion, I know where she is

02:24:36

with who she is, one thing I know for sure is that he’s not a professor yet,

02:24:43

but He’s as cute

02:24:47

as you think,

02:25:23

now you’ll take him the milk with honey, it’s

02:25:26

hot right away, but

02:25:29

don’t bother me later, he doesn’t want to call the doctor, go and open it. How did you find out

02:25:47

my address? I looked

02:25:50

when you were sleeping,

02:25:52

no, no,

02:26:02

and what’s the reason,

02:26:04

I thought since you’re still no one anyway, jam, you

02:26:09

want it, you

02:26:16

like it

02:26:22

[ music]

02:26:26

Well, you just have to find yourself a young

02:26:28

woman, you’ll have children,

02:26:33

okay,

02:26:37

but now I need you

02:26:40

in half an hour, won’t you go out, get up

02:26:44

[music]

02:27:09

Hello

02:27:12

[music] you

02:27:14

can’t He’s sleeping, he’s sick, you

02:27:18

’ll call back in a week,

02:27:20

all the best,

02:27:23

who was it,

02:27:35

my phone number

02:27:42

Olesya, hello

02:27:46

this the housekeeper asked her so many times

02:27:49

not to take the phone, she takes it Well,

02:27:51

I’m lying sick

02:27:57

No, don’t come,

02:28:00

don’t need to get infected again

02:28:03

What,

02:28:06

turn it off please, I can’t hear

02:28:19

you, I’m sorry about the housekeeper

02:28:24

Hello

02:28:25

Ales, yes, yes, I can talk now,

02:28:29

yes, I miss you too

02:28:34

[music]

02:28:43

head

02:28:51

[music]

02:29:00

no problem Thank you very much

02:29:04

[music]

02:29:11

where are you going for an urgent interview mom

02:29:19

some strange bag

02:29:22

[music]

02:29:28

[applause]

02:29:30

[music] it

02:29:41

smells like something it’s a cabbage pie

02:29:44

Help yourself No thanks but we don’t eat that kind of thing

02:29:47

[music]

02:29:53

what it’s yours

02:29:55

[music]

02:30:04

maybe I can’t

02:30:07

speed

02:30:09

I wouldn’t say

02:30:11

the figure is of course more important

02:30:14

[music]

02:30:22

How delicious the cabbage pie smells

02:30:28

I actually don’t bake with cabbage Vanya doesn’t

02:30:32

like it Well let’s try

02:30:34

[music] [

02:30:55

music]

02:31:02

[music]

02:31:17

Than it smells like a

02:31:19

pie with cabbage You don’t eat one like that,

02:31:22

but it would be better to bake it with meat Let

02:31:26

your Lesya bake it with meat for you And I like it with

02:31:28

cabbage

02:31:32

[music] [

02:32:01

applause]

02:32:02

[music]

02:32:26

Okay Bring your pie I

02:32:29

tried it last time as a child Maybe you’ll

02:32:31

like it now

02:32:47

[music ]

02:33:25

it’s clear

02:33:35

[music] it’s

02:33:47

not cold because the temperature is

02:33:49

high

02:33:55

What are you doing

02:33:57

living warmth is the best way to keep warm

02:34:10

You’ll get sick

02:34:16

[music]

02:34:23

[applause] [ laughter] [

02:34:24

music]

02:34:29

[music]

02:34:30

How are you Normal weakness

02:34:38

[music]

02:34:44

today I dreamed that you were at night

02:34:47

warmed me up

02:34:52

x I hope your Olesya won’t be jealous of

02:34:54

you hot water bottles She called

02:35:07

I promised to call myself Listen a

02:35:11

Let me show you an interesting place

02:35:13

I think it will speed up your recovery I’m

02:35:16

intrigued come in Well what’s wrong

02:35:38

here hold

02:35:40

[applause]

02:35:45

my shoes Why

02:35:48

[applause]

02:35:50

I don’t I want to learn to dance, wait

02:35:53

now

02:36:00

hmm,

02:36:06

how about a wedding dance, you will be

02:36:10

irresistible, it’s easy

02:36:14

I don’t understand why you need this

02:36:17

dancing, the soul wakes up Okay, let’s

02:36:19

try Give me your hand and

02:36:23

clear music

02:36:24

[music]

02:36:33

[music]

02:36:36

Lean towards me

02:36:38

as if you want to kiss me

02:36:40

[music]

02:36:43

Okay, let's first

02:36:45

[music]

02:36:54

where are you going?

02:36:57

I'm at an interview

02:36:59

now so often they do everything so far

02:37:10

this is our Maman going on

02:37:12

where is she running all the time Maybe she's just anyone I

02:37:15

think she just

02:37:18

fell in love fell in love for 50 years Well, it's super

02:37:22

time to go cemetery gather

02:37:34

[music]

02:37:49

Wow

02:37:52

[music]

02:38:04

Vanya Vanya Vanya

02:38:07

hello What are you doing here I

02:38:16

can’t And

02:38:20

this

02:38:28

[applause]

02:38:29

I’m sorry

02:38:32

[music]

02:39:13

What are you doing

02:39:15

[music]

02:39:16

go I ask you I just know what

02:39:19

happened

02:39:30

no ability

02:39:55

to write books you know how long

02:39:57

In general, famous people were first considered not

02:39:59

talented,

02:40:02

some actually entered theater five times, but

02:40:04

then they still

02:40:06

achieved their goal,

02:40:20

loves

02:40:23

what else

02:40:24

Olesya is Tall, beautiful, but it’s not like

02:40:29

I’ll be

02:40:30

leaving soon,

02:40:34

I’m not at all, they won’t be like that,

02:40:38

why would you

02:40:48

bring yours? wife so that you accept her

02:40:56

Vanka

02:40:58

another answer that they are already used to me

02:41:03

for everyone I won’t say

02:41:07

that it’s normal

02:41:10

I’m also used to you already

02:41:14

You yourself said that it’s better to

02:41:16

try not to do anything You can

02:41:20

try to become an

02:41:23

actress or a singer but

02:41:30

it’s impossible to make a person love you

02:41:57

[music ]

02:42:04

[music]

02:42:10

[music]

02:42:18

it’s clear it’s clear

02:42:20

[music]

02:42:51

Sirenevaya street building 7 apartment 58 Yes,

02:42:56

quickly, I beg you,

02:42:59

hold me, kiss some more milk on your lips,

02:43:03

don’t really look at what

02:43:06

I’m 35, by the way, just well

02:43:09

preserved and I have three children And you’re

02:43:12

sitting on the playground I just

02:43:14

called the police and said that you are

02:43:17

here singing alcoholic drinks.

02:43:19

So think about it from here until they

02:43:21

arrive, but it

02:43:25

turned out well, it’s a pity

02:43:28

that no one was filming

02:43:30

[applause]

02:43:31

[music]

02:43:41

we sit quietly, I

02:43:43

won’t, they’ll break down the door

02:43:46

[music ]

02:43:53

it seems they’ve gone, it’s

02:43:55

probably someone who told the landlady

02:43:59

that the apartment is being rented out

02:44:06

[applause]

02:44:26

parasite Well, it’s amazing

02:44:29

girl Girl You have

02:44:32

n’t seen a tall, curly-haired man here And an hour ago I sent my husband to the

02:44:34

store for butter and

02:44:35

he’s still not there, you know, I’ve seen Yes, I’ve only seen him

02:44:38

that girl Tall beautiful

02:44:40

that entrance led Olesya name seems to be 58

02:44:43

apartment here

02:44:44

cable

02:44:50

[music]

02:45:08

where is he who

02:45:10

where are we husband Lenya what kind of husband Well you

02:45:14

picked him up in the yard

02:45:16

So wait Who said that your husband is

02:45:19

here so some girl what did she

02:45:21

look like

02:45:22

I don’t remember It’s dark there so he’s not here

02:45:25

of course that’s it bye bye

02:45:28

bye Good

02:45:30

luck to you

02:45:39

Thank you

02:45:51

urgently computer help is really needed

02:45:54

any money the computer is covered

02:46:03

Hello dry cleaning my carpet is a disaster and it’s been

02:46:06

flooded My husband will kill me save

02:46:10

[music]

02:46:11

I’m so I’m so I can’t do it anymore

02:46:14

Who called the repairman for urgent computer repairs

02:46:18

No they didn’t call somehow they didn’t

02:46:21

call it You called recently No we

02:46:23

didn’t call It’s a mistake Well

02:46:29

come write to me

02:46:45

[music]

02:46:47

I’ll kill them all myself now Who’s there Let’s

02:46:52

get out of here

02:46:55

with no one girls have to pretend we have

02:46:58

known for a long time that you are

02:46:59

Poretsky’s mistress, I would please you

02:47:02

with Poretsky’s mistress, but unfortunately it’s

02:47:04

not so, you’re mistaken, I’m definitely not mistaken,

02:47:15

Poretsky’s mistress

02:47:18

just broke out or something, are

02:47:27

you jealous, where are you,

02:47:29

and I think I know who set all this up,

02:47:31

who

02:47:44

[ music]

02:47:48

your work is

02:47:49

already back you got it all settled in your

02:47:54

eyes look you

02:47:58

fell in love

02:48:02

almost immediately

02:48:06

of course and

02:48:09

you think this whole circus that you

02:48:11

organized

02:48:13

will help you

02:48:15

you don’t need anything

02:48:18

I’ll leave now

02:48:20

[music]

02:48:30

Be happy

02:48:38

[music]

02:48:40

two lonely

02:48:43

hearts

02:48:46

are flying friend my friend is

02:48:49

scared to

02:48:51

be late and I have nothing to lose,

02:48:57

flying high

02:49:02

and again believing that everything will be easy

02:49:10

and Forest Face that everything will be easy

02:49:16

[music] on

02:49:19

Moscow streets it’s so easy to

02:49:24

get lost

02:49:26

like we got lost in

02:49:30

pipe dreams

02:49:33

[music]

02:49:51

and the whole world in my head has come

02:49:55

[music]

02:49:56

polyphonic like station where they part and

02:50:02

meet

02:50:04

lovingly It’s

02:50:07

very important for me to know this

02:50:13

[music]

02:50:34

mmm

02:50:36

for what she did I have the right what

02:50:40

you did We broke up and that’s it You

02:50:42

seem to have been dreaming about this for a long time Or rather, I

02:50:44

immediately no to

02:50:46

me another woman

02:50:57

[music]

02:51:11

well Sonya

02:51:16

Klava Klava Klava,

02:51:30

yes, I

02:51:33

found it,

02:51:35

but I won’t let you kill

02:51:39

[music]

02:51:43

when you go out for dinner,

02:51:46

only the dishes will give the grandmother an interruption. Don’t bother me. I

02:51:49

know what to do

02:51:56

[music]

02:52:00

Valera

02:52:02

Hello. Very nice, with some

02:52:05

forms, we don’t say

02:52:08

anything, you can do it without ceremony Valera,

02:52:10

auto mechanic, don’t say any more why am I an

02:52:14

automatic machine? I’ll buy a car and

02:52:17

maybe I’ll consult with you then we’ll

02:52:19

talk

02:52:21

[music] [

02:52:39

music]

02:52:43

quieter Hello

02:52:47

everyone Good evening this is Olesya,

02:52:50

today we submitted an application to the registry office

02:52:54

Olesya will live with us for a little while and you will get to know

02:52:58

each other better

02:53:00

Welcome to our home

02:53:13

[music]

02:53:34

Yes what is this

02:53:36

[music]

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[music]

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