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and now I’ll show you, even00:00:13
tell you a little Hello, my name is Dmitry00:00:14
Tankovich, please support this video with a like,00:00:16
subscribe to the channel, but I, in turn,00:00:18
will try to cheer you up a little,00:00:20
look at everything that’s happening with the right00:00:22
amount of Irony and sarcasm So let’s00:00:25
go straight to the news Putin instructed the00:00:27
government to figure out00:00:29
how to force Russians to give birth by February 10. The Cabinet of Ministers00:00:33
must develop and present a00:00:34
set of additional measures aimed00:00:35
at increasing the birth rate and supporting00:00:37
families with children. Apparently, the plan of00:00:41
the woman is still giving birth has already begun to fight,00:00:43
well, they don’t want to protect, it is not yet clear00:00:45
how exactly the Cabinet will try to force00:00:48
Russians to give birth, perhaps the FSB of the Russian Guard will00:00:50
have a special unit00:00:52
that will closely deal with this difficult00:00:54
issue, they will, you know, stop couples on the streets00:00:56
and ask only00:00:58
one question, and harshly. Why is00:01:00
n’t your wife pregnant, wait, so you’re00:01:03
not married and your sister,00:01:05
and what’s the difference? In general, knowing As the00:01:09
Russian leadership usually does, they00:01:10
will most likely act according to the00:01:12
usual patterns, for example, all non-00:01:14
pregnant women will be declared foreign00:01:16
agents, they will stop allowing non-00:01:17
pregnant women on public00:01:19
transport, they will be prohibited from getting a00:01:20
job, take out a mortgage on the street, the police00:01:22
will arrest non-pregnant women,00:01:24
issue fines, and put them in jail. then00:01:26
to join the propagandist means00:01:27
to tell that for Russia a00:01:29
woman who is not pregnant is unacceptable,00:01:31
pro-government bloggers will join in, they will00:01:33
talk to cheerful music and I have00:01:34
already been pregnant three times this year, I am still pregnant,00:01:37
but I want to00:01:38
conceive another one at the same time and when all this00:01:41
happens then the birth rate will be in Russia will00:01:43
definitely increase immediately, but Putin will not only00:01:45
care about increasing the birth rate.00:01:47
He also instructed to introduce00:01:50
the position of a trainee doctor by July 15 and promised that he00:01:53
himself will now be treated only by00:01:55
such doctors00:01:56
here, traditionally, Putin contradicts00:01:58
himself, well, firstly, such a woman will go to00:02:00
give birth to a trainee doctor And secondly, if00:02:03
this news were really00:02:04
true, so that we could00:02:06
confidently say that the war would00:02:07
end on July 15, immediately after00:02:10
Putin’s visit to the doctor as an intern, here are00:02:13
experiments in Russian medicine, let’s00:02:14
move on to experiments in the Russian00:02:16
automobile industry AvtoVAZ began assembling a version of the00:02:18
Lada Granta sedan without a central00:02:21
lock, this was reported in the company's press service; the00:02:24
company did not name the option for replacement.00:02:26
However, they noted that00:02:28
the owner of such00:02:30
cars will be able to install a central lock separately at dealership00:02:32
centers. As experts note, it's probably00:02:35
all down to the Elementary shortage of00:02:37
components, while the new version of the Lada00:02:39
Granta with mechanical door locks has00:02:41
become cheaper attention by 3000 rubles00:02:44
interestingly it turns out gradually00:02:46
all the bells and whistles are disappearing from Russian cars00:02:48
at first remember the airbags00:02:50
Now it has central00:02:51
locking I think that in a year when you buy a00:02:53
Lada Granta at a car dealership instead of00:02:55
a car they will simply give you00:02:57
instructions on how to assemble the car And the00:03:00
car itself can be assembled separately00:03:01
at the dealership, but don’t00:03:03
worry, the instructions will be made00:03:05
for another 5,000 rubles, but there are those in Russia who will00:03:08
never drive a Lada in their life Despite the fact00:03:10
that she madly loves Russia, Margarita00:03:13
Simonyan again went to fight against00:03:15
common sense and once again it00:03:17
she won, she found the fascists now in00:03:19
Germany and proposes to liberate the German people from them, after00:03:24
all, this is not the German people, the00:03:26
German people are 94 percent against. As the00:03:28
German radio tells us, this means00:03:31
the leadership of the German people is like this. This00:03:33
means that the German people are again in the00:03:37
grip of the Nazis and don’t we need to liberate the German00:03:40
people,00:03:41
of course, in exactly this way, but what else00:03:45
should we think about all this? Ukrainians are00:03:49
not our enemies. Ukrainians are also a nation00:03:51
occupied by fascists, temporarily we are already00:03:54
working on this; the leadership of00:03:56
modern Ukraine is our enemies; they00:03:58
arm our enemy; they have no enemies.00:04:01
How does Toly feel there and there’s00:04:04
no need to00:04:05
help with anything, what Iran needs is00:04:08
One day we could give it to him, but North00:04:10
Korea has nothing to help us with.00:04:13
Well,00:04:15
Margarita considers the Taliban North00:04:18
Korea and Iran as Russia’s allies and this must happen00:04:20
literally a few days00:04:22
after Simonyan said this,00:04:24
factories for the00:04:26
production of drones and warehouses with00:04:28
ammunition unexpectedly exploded in Iran. This is called00:04:30
nakarkala. I think the leadership of North00:04:32
Korea in Afghanistan has already turned to00:04:34
Putin with a request to make sure that00:04:36
Simonyan no longer mentions their countries. But it’s a00:04:38
shame away nevertheless00:04:40
Propaganda continues to operate but we are00:04:42
Russians Zelenograd 85-year-old fan of00:04:45
Simonyan and Solovyov A00:04:46
part-time retired cook00:04:48
left a note at home with her grandson went to00:04:51
Donbass to cook soup and left home but the00:04:54
pensioner never made it to the front at the00:04:56
entrance to the station she slipped and00:04:58
received a head injury, of course there is a00:05:00
feeling that she received a head injury00:05:02
before making the decision to go to00:05:04
Donbass, but nevertheless, unfortunately,00:05:06
the person who already had more than00:05:08
one head injury has not slipped yet. Sergei Lavrov00:05:10
continued his African gallop and00:05:12
galloped to one of the most important for Russia00:05:15
allies of Eritreit Eritre by the way00:05:17
A beautiful country is what it says on the00:05:20
poster at the airport, but in fact,00:05:22
due to a threat to the security of sovereignty in00:05:24
Ritein, an ejection is being carried out in 1993,00:05:27
the president appointed himself to a00:05:28
life sentence in Rittere there is00:05:31
strict censorship, there is no00:05:33
free media at all, an independent judicial00:05:35
system And also in In the ranking of the Press Freedom Index,00:05:38
Eritrea occupies the penultimate00:05:39
179th place, second only to North Korea,00:05:42
so I am sure that Lavrov began00:05:45
the meeting with the phrase Stunned We are right with you00:05:48
The twins are not far behind Lavrov and the00:05:51
deputies of the Russian State Duma, deputy Fedorov,00:05:53
said that Russia is conducting a so-00:05:56
called special operation on its00:05:58
territory, deputy believes that the Soviet00:06:01
Union legally still exists, and00:06:03
Russia is its legal successor and now the USSR00:06:06
is Russia, this is what Fedor said,00:06:08
so he is convinced that Russia is carrying out00:06:10
military operations on its own, there is00:06:13
a feeling that Deputy Fedorov lives00:06:16
in Zelenograd, this is his grandmother, she was going to00:06:18
go to Donbass to cook soup But in general, of00:06:20
course, Russian deputies in an attempt to00:06:22
listen are at great risk, because00:06:24
for example, well, after such words, Mongolia00:06:26
can officially declare that the Golden00:06:28
Horde legally still exists. And00:06:31
Mongolia is its legal successor and now00:06:33
Russia is Mongolia. Why not,00:06:36
if you can twist what happened00:06:38
a little decades ago, why00:06:40
can’t we twist what happened several00:06:42
centuries ago, but frankly speaking,00:06:44
lately in Russia The trouble with anti-people’s elected00:06:46
representatives, State Duma deputy Dmitry00:06:48
Gusev proposed to distribute00:06:50
land in Russia to Europeans and Americans because00:06:52
they are now facing hell and horror, they00:07:00
just need to carry out a big a huge00:07:03
company in Europe and America Come to00:07:05
us, we’ll give you a job in the profession, you’ll have00:07:08
people from where 7 million people rushed in,00:07:12
Europeans who are now experiencing00:07:15
horror, and Americans, I’m just00:07:18
happy00:07:20
to imagine what’s happening now in00:07:21
American and European families, most00:07:23
likely you’ll be told to disobedient children If00:07:26
you behave badly, you'll go to Russia But00:07:29
Gusev's colleague on personality disintegration,00:07:31
Dmitry Rogozin, presented a robot killer of00:07:33
Abrams and leopard tanks. According to him, the00:07:36
combat version of the robot, the marker is capable of00:07:38
independently choosing a target and hitting00:07:40
it. If this were so, I am sure that the00:07:43
robot would choose the marker in as the goal of00:07:45
Rogozin himself In general, Knowing how00:07:47
well Rogozin works I have only00:07:49
one question And the money found such a00:07:51
small soldier to stuff this00:07:54
robot And I know that most likely this hero00:07:56
returned to Russia after the prisoner exchange,00:07:58
Karagozin is once again00:08:01
trying to cut up state00:08:03
money there are people in Russia who spend00:08:05
it wisely Yes, United Russia deputy from the00:08:08
Samara region Sergei Ivanov received00:08:09
more than 2 million rubles from the00:08:12
presidential fund as a Grant00:08:13
to spend on the reconstruction of the00:08:16
Battle of Kursk and he did it, look.00:08:28
It seems to me that Sergei Ivanov should already00:08:30
be arrested Well because who00:08:33
really discredits the Russian00:08:34
army is this, but on the other hand, he00:08:37
showed everything very realistically, I’m not talking about00:08:39
the Battle of Kursk, I’m talking about what00:08:41
Russian military equipment looks like now, as a00:08:43
rule. She has to be pushed like this,00:08:44
first to the front and then from the front, but00:08:47
that’s if I'll be lucky, of course, but in00:08:49
Russia deputies do good deeds. I know00:08:52
it sounds like the beginning of a children's fairy tale, but00:08:53
nevertheless, a video appeared on the Internet with00:08:55
gratitude from Russian00:08:56
conscripts for the00:08:58
humanitarian aid provided by officials.00:09:01
We are very grateful for this humanitarian00:09:05
aid, so that we were given such wonderful00:09:09
things, balaclavas.00:09:12
[laughter]00:09:20
[laughter]00:09:32
laughter can be heard behind the scenes, but something00:09:35
tells me that we will still see this00:09:36
mobilized in this Balaclava, although00:09:38
at this moment the Russian Batman will00:09:40
say that like I didn’t know, we were going to an00:09:43
exercise, back to the topic of tanks,00:09:45
it turns out that not all they are afraid in Russia of00:09:47
American European tanks00:09:50
State Duma deputy shamans reassured the Russian00:09:51
Patriots about the supply of00:09:53
Leopard 2 tanks00:09:55
and we know the tanks a long time ago, I still beat them at the00:10:00
military school of the00:10:04
Tashkent tank school, we00:10:06
will beat them and let them not00:10:12
count on anything, they will burn like00:10:15
they burned,00:10:18
I’m sure that after watching this video,00:10:20
all the teachers of the Tashkent Tank00:10:23
School did something like this00:10:24
[music]00:10:26
and probably one of the teachers00:10:28
told the rector, listen Well, I told you00:10:30
he should have been kicked out after the first00:10:32
semester Look, he’s still00:10:34
a disgrace to us, but there are people in Russia who00:10:36
want the war to end quickly And00:10:39
for this, a resident of the Primorsky Territory00:10:40
sends lollipops to the front A00:10:44
cockerel on a stick And also a squirrel bear and00:10:48
other little animals, a resident of the village of00:10:50
Smolyaninovo Elena Vorontsova makes00:10:52
them herself Elena Vorontsova’s husband was mobilized on00:10:55
September 26 and is now in the zone of a00:10:58
special military operation together with00:11:00
other fellow countrywomen who are waiting for their00:11:01
men, she organized a group of00:11:03
volunteers to collect humanitarian aid00:11:05
and decided to00:11:14
quickly it was all over.00:11:17
Cockerel on a stick seriously. It seems to me00:11:20
that this is a wonderful gift for the fighters00:11:22
dude Wagner, I can just see how00:11:24
Wagner brings a box to the Wagnerites They say this is a00:11:26
gift to you from a woman from a woman class00:11:29
We didn’t see women then, they00:11:30
open the box and there is a Cockerel cockerel00:11:34
for the Roosters, agree it sounds absolutely00:11:37
logical Well, according to tradition, a little00:11:39
positive the other day in Buchevarpin00:11:41
graffiti of the war in Ukraine appeared, this is the work of the00:11:44
famous Italian artist TV Boy,00:11:46
his real name is Salvatore Benentendo00:11:48
Yes indeed today to stop00:11:51
the war in Ukraine calls on the entire00:11:52
civilized world politics people00:11:54
art athletes all civilized00:11:57
people have united to support Ukraine00:11:59
if you are not with us yet then join00:12:02
words to Ukraine Live Belarus Wake up00:12:04
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