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on the way to
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grandfather cellophane remote
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that's what kind of person you are I
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asked you to dress normally 0 now
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Pashuto is coming to meet college and I have an almost
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transparent T-shirt of scarlet everything is festively
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hidden in the closet for a special meeting with
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whom is it Apostle Peter dad I ask you
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please that I'll change my clothes.
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just because I love you,
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otherwise I live, choose something, oh
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my beauty,
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this is something you’re asking for in Jamaica,
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but the new one, these Drozdova are good, dad,
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well, at least change the pants between the Sunnis and
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pants,
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you sho, this is the most fashionable youth now,
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everything - the spirit is still walking, it doesn’t go for 3000, they
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pay for them, then I just haven’t rented for 20 years,
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okay, mommy, please show up, dad
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so that he has some positive attitude towards
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my new guy, I’ll talk to him
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in a week, mom now voila
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Vasya massage Uvasya Chinese authorities are already 45
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years kat Vasya everything is fine everything is good
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everything is good everything is good everything is
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good but you see daughter everything is fine
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but who is your unemployed
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water
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dad again first of all he was a freelancer and what did I
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say
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but she would have a normal orientation
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normal orientation, he would
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return me 25 hryvnia who lent
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you, let’s at least drink tea as a person,
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they are like in the past, I came in last
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time, I just told the person everything I
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think, yes, she said that through the intercom,
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I would really like to look at the guy, hello
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my followers, I continue periscope c and
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we have a broadcast to several countries this is
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cool for me to take this is my moose keys and
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now we will meet the parents of
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my mass this is
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ma-ma-ma sekkis this is bad sekis
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yes and I thought that this is again in s bb
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things came to persuade I have to pay for
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this heating
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yes everything is fine I was offline for a while
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but now everything is fine and we will
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now look at
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the apartments for the most part I am
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with whom is he bashing with his
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followers
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it’s like cockroaches in his head
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and his dad has blogs oh my
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you heard my mother I I missed something,
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the peach chuh is cooking,
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you will already be starting my army, tick, you’re
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such a beautiful girl, really,
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couldn’t you find yourself a guy without a blog, let’s
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start first,
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get acquainted indis, our child, razrezik, sho, at least
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he’s ah, Artyom, very nice and very
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but also than this zipper is engaged in my
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work in the USA and to hell with myself,
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I thought I was already working
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and you are even further away,
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this is food in the Ark video
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Vasya, well, maybe a person is ashamed of his
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work, not embarrassed, you want anything,
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but I’ll show you right now later,
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Zhenya, you told me because tomorrow.
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it’s necessary and the channel is only two years old
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Turkevich vector went where
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why and he has a beetle gift candles for
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recess come back by the
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force of the collector screaming he sees someone else
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in this room
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dad he talks to his
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subscribers through a stick yes it’s clear I
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went to call the duka dad
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had to you promised at least drank a check with him
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take the boat while Artyom
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sit down and tell us a little
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yourself
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everything to start earlier I was proud of
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what you were with for a whole year
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dad he was a goth these are the ones who are
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suicidal although no but he said a year and
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this is not the same thing no, it’s a pity I would make
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your dream come true,
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understand, and magate hipsters are all
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subcultures and have enough of their own culture,
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we have such pants with clothes, you happen to be
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not a hipster,
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I’m Orthodox, I
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heard the pants are fashionable and even
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a flea planted
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what kind of education do you have,
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motion designer, you’ve already gone she's playing around
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she asks you who you studied for 3d
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anime shin yang could sunday times mink
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it came to
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well answer how you are going to carry
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people make money with shape animations are
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related vector clipart
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3d mapping in the end why did you
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pester him but the person doesn't want to
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say no it is necessary what does it mean he doesn’t want or
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specifically telling what plans you have
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for my daughter your daughter and such a beautiful
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house video
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besides sings me well so
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I decided to promote her
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I’m wild for him he decided
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then there are such people who want it and you’re worth your turn
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give a
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good girl in her juice and you
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need a husband artem
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how did you meet. it was a
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cruiser antique story
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your daughter was sitting in the park on a bench and I
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stood opposite
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and streamed with a
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yoke, I’ll accept it in the park I,
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well, stood exterminated
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among the people,
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oh my, these are the ones that were so impatient as a result of a
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chronic disease,
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I don’t have such a couple then, these are
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young people but me and you, too, and my conscience,
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May,
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what happened next, our gazes
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met over flinders
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and from like or each other
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you.
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Well, who will take you now like this,
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your channel, oh my
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bastard, it’s not dangerous to go out, I’ll come in right
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now, you’ll come in
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bright now between you like I liked it
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right now about trying for a
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second my viewers have a question and
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the user got a thrasher asks the
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dad of the match so brutal who is he
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it works
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and from the salty one,
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okay, I’ll really google
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you, what right do you have to google here, I’m going to murmur, the
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limit is that I’m all business, yes,
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wait,
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Arthur Ateva, wood oil and donkeys, I’ll
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take you to where it’s customary for us to do this,
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atom Chu Wi-Fi is
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generally good there,
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you know I there twice a day I put away a
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very small piece of paper in the closet along the
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corridor to the left, go no paper is not needed,
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this is the last century, I have an iPhone,
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pathetic in
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spit and she,
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let's call this saint without work
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and why do I already like a good guy
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quickly, you got it done yaska I understood
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the answer,
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this is a master in manual processing of metals,
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right, while you were googling, I understood,
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well, well done,
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such a plumber, I heard this, who
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should I google again,
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my Artyom, can you give me some tablet? The
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dacha is
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ready in five minutes already, twice google
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inc,
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this is normal, I can Google a hundred times an hour,
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everyone, go get the oilcloth with Stella,
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here’s everything
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on what everything here for Google is undertaking
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and on the fishing line,
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I’m all important to us, but they’re
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so funny,
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they died, who if I brought the next guy
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again, an unemployed comedian,
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already a blogger
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2, what difference does it make you you won’t understand where you were
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at all where from you and what you can do in the
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toilet konev lan
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but even this one is googled by rain
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I Nastya where were you walking
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in the kitchen
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shooter come wish
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go world 3 way paradise
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he probably destroyed it there
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calm down grandpa let’s meet this is my
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new boyfriend Andy, hear zipper from
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Tongue
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Artyom, I need to find 3 of my subscribers ua,
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I had as many as a hundred and
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I’ll return them all, well, you’ll return them
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of course, only you’ll tell me this on camera, you’ll tell me this on camera,
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badges with you, grandpa,
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they’ll fart, who are you, who I told you that I’ll find
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this option, you can hear hitler, but he’s
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to blame, or well, I’ll return everything
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to the leopard, the wineskin is the breeders, burn them all
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and like me,
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I’m the best blogger in the world, children’s doctors,
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and the mother is that we have a grandfather blogger,
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and I told you, and you’re in the fool,
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call, call, oh my new pants about
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[applause]
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congratulations, good luck,
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you just give him the only thing
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your husband wants is your father brought you to me himself,
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I actually lived with another woman then,
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what doesn’t matter, centuries, you don’t want to
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live for your own pleasure,
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let’s get rid of them now, let’s
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live faster What a joy,
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congratulations, bottom
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approach, blessing, kiss, good
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way from cancer, will name and
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sit down, Antosh, tell me where you
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work with us, studying to be a doctor,
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oh, they are psychiatrists by chance, then her mother
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just needs to become a surgeon, I wonder
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what you were planning to do at Antoshka’s place with me there is
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a scholarship come at husband quit you
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now I will support the children
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and tell me where you will live and that feast is
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blowing I want
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Antoshin’s parents offered to
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give us an apartment
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but he also refused said that he
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wants to achieve everything in this life himself,
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what a noble [ __ ] I still have a stove
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for them gave, tell us, we are interested in
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bungee jumping and he is drinking tug, the soul
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found out,
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well, let's talk about the wedding, ladies,
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several guests, plan on the stream,
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promised to come, so we want to
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take you money, these are all questions about you
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smell and dad, whose parents are bankers, if you
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need to take a loan in a bank they are at school
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or in a beer niche you see loudly to
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excite our
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I panicked that it’s all a holiday we’re giving
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your granddaughter in
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marriage so you can now
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move your corridor from your room
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to the balcony
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joy, which one of us is some kind of pillow for
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me, well I called myself to worry about
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the institute,
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come in Anton Green,
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and here you have a product, we have weights here,
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what are you talking about? We are stitching this product
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without any trade, we will give it for free according to the
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pension,
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and we respect your father, you have stayed too long
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in the girls,
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I would like to know better Call of Duty
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3
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maybe let's sit down, I want to sit down, I'm
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all here in this daddy,
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here I'm flura gram and tests or bugle
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stop, but it's not too late for a cartoon to get married
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after all, the 70th daughter of
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love, all ages are submissive,
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and how long am I telling you how long ago the
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black soil trample
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she has some seeds 91
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I decided on the youngsters, I ask, handsome, why am
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I burning,
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release the knife, tell me how you
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met,
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I present this fascinating story
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about the housing office or social security,
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then we met differently in the
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housing office
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when not from social security
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. and how he looked after me, not really better
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than the orderlies in the hospital, he
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takes me to the pharmacy and says
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choose vodka in cases, also a real
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man, well, you chose you can from
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sodium or hematogen,
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unlike some, we
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don’t need to buy Viagra
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me brother 1
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[applause]
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we took a closer look at each other
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and we already looked at each other we each other's
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pressure don't sometimes coincide
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don't get to the first time I see a
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synchronized tremor
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it's our website in New York I'm already
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exhausted and just out of impatience to
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collect the money and why did our mother put it off of
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course not for wedding for also for a
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special event,
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by the way, I paid for I have a new one, I didn’t put it on,
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and you’ve already decided that
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you’ll celebrate your wedding night,
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I’ll say it’s only in the 10th city, there’s an excellent
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resuscitator,
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good for a honeymoon, I
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need to go straight away to Truskavets
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offspring, I’ll give you wrinkles later, it’s the same
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famous golden kidney end
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mommy what to give for a wedding
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maybe a dance of household appliances
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if a predator comes up
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I generally ran in the mornings and douse yourself with cold water
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with
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such a communal apartment we will all soon do this
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listen mommy want something like this with and the guy
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is from the ninth floor
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quiet you quiet ah
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and now this is going to wave,
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this is rubilovo, I imagine my blood, a
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sea of ​​blood, this is the acceleration I did
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n’t wait for and let me
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give myself until
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you wait for
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nature from the ninth floor, get married, marry yourself young, our
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bagels and I’ll wait until he 3 no a.a.
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so let's talk about the wedding we have
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so many guests planning relatives
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classmates
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parents grandparents not only children
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and grandchildren will be there
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but it's by God we'll be able to handle a total of
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130 people fertile grandpa
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I'm a competition for Krita small cool for
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the wedding like this in the end
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your girlfriends and become his so your back is turned to them,
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turn and throw them a wreath, it’s
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better from friends like
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this, throw who caught the one and
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the next
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and tell where you are going to live,
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well, where is this my apartment,
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they take it and the
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first time of the naked show will be
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what? forever or something, well, this is
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fundamentally wrong, a young family should
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live separately, by the way, you know, it’s a nice little place here
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nearby, the neighbors are not violent, the territory is
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fenced off, there’s a bench everywhere and the main thing is deathly silence in
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the icons, I’m not ashamed, I’m ashamed, that’s who
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should be ashamed to look at it
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brought another open mouth in this
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ant
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and this one, look, he’s already built his panther
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himself, he’s the furniture,
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what, come on, girl, I’m right now, these
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scientists are quieter, then he’s at his place, it’s him, because
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of the construction, he’s worried about who
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else, the deadlines are you that we’re still building communism
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there, you’re building a penthouse there we wo
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n’t have time to build it before the wedding, we just don’t have time
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to do the renovations, so well, wait there, spend a
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few, grandpa, you’re making money, the
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result is that we’ll still fight, he wants something
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artificial like that
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[applause]
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you’re responsible for it with the head of miracles and but it’s so no
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one goes anywhere,
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it won’t pass. we ask, we build, I know, the
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ceremony begins on this joyful
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day faster because this joyful
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day will turn into sad willows, she is
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Comrade Semyonich, take a wife, Klavdiya
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Petrovna.
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hair, do you and Klavdia Petrovna agree
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that I sing, the gun is not visible,
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and if among the guests there are people who know
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that our couple cannot be together, I
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will shoot him on the spot,
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I declare you husband and wife, and I know this
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first dance of the bride and the one who
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supported her with the groom
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the beginning of a new life will pass you by and it’s
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bitter,
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well, grandpa, I said that with this
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varnish and me to our rightful
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bed, it’s good, thank you very much for
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remembering
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who won’t forget about grandma’s birthday
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[music]
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we’re eating and having fun for
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four hours, we’re already turning gray, having fun, at least
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someone has the words from the channel grandson grandson varieties ago
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that grandma give salt grandma
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your time
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[applause]
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rubbed of course what was it
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telepathy that son but
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[music]
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that at home nice mommy well what can
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I say here is an online conference
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and Skype under my login doesn’t connect
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but I wanted to I wish
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I could connect and the service did
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n’t understand anything, I really hope it’s
00:28:39
good God said for this and we’ll drink
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[music]
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daughter-in-law and what do you say I-I-I’m
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sending a photo via soap a
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good liqueur from my grandmother’s
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granddaughter
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on Facebook I’m sitting God is with you at my place you
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stay at home Well, Facebook is a social network
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that you communicate more, the sound literally
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translates as a face, a book, in general, you
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buy your ass paper
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[applause] otherwise it
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ends quickly,
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someone will sit with their tanks in the
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toilet before the granddaughters of the site,
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what do you want to let in,
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no cake, yes, I’ll bring my sweet tooth
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I actually can’t understand why
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we’re visiting their grandma because we’re with a bunch of grandmas,
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we can’t miss grandma from home, we ca
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n’t miss grandma, we want to talk to grandma
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and it’s boring, but with us it’s crazy like a
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video of love for my
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birthday,
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let’s all get together with happy birthday
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grandma
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[music]
00:31:09
jelly fly on the jelly jacket she's
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like everyone is looking there
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grandma they don't want to take pictures but with a
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piece of gelatin please
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as a reminder gift gift gift
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what gift alekno gift mommy
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then she chatted us spoke
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to us a gift for you not another one
00:31:42
let's all along with the day, the calculation is such a
00:31:53
grandma, this is an iPhone 3, an
00:32:00
expensive thing, it cost 500 bucks, I’ll
00:32:06
hide it behind the icons,
00:32:08
and I have a phone, that’s a good shadow, a
00:32:12
flag, grandma, also a nokia store,
00:32:15
this phone, by the way, I got from you,
00:32:19
and your dad gave it to you, and according to
00:32:25
you, I’m the first I bought a pension 17 years
00:32:30
have passed until Nadezhda Ivanovna returned the phone to my grandmother,
00:32:41
well, the iPhone is much better than your old
00:32:43
phone ocean property yahoo but
00:32:45
mommy, well, first of all, you can
00:32:48
pay for utilities without leaving home, no
00:32:50
need to stand in line, no need to swear,
00:32:52
no need to swear at all useless
00:32:56
thing 100 grams flashlight flashlight why did
00:33:04
n’t you say what a cool thing a flashlight
00:33:09
for 500 dollars
00:33:12
is in what light it shouldn’t be so who
00:33:15
received such a retro text message
00:33:18
a friend came to me at the door, hope is open
00:33:23
[music]
00:33:27
all the relatives have arrived, we’re sitting here
00:33:31
and who you died, you're a fool, it's my birthday
00:33:40
present, they gave you a flashlight too,
00:33:43
give you a flashlight 3
00:33:47
ah, there's the top of my head, I already have 5 5 a flashlight,
00:33:53
look, it's fun here you
00:34:02
all have this damn Internet, where
00:34:06
does it come from, and here I'm already taping up the windows,
00:34:20
this darkness is climbing, this is the same for you
00:34:23
it goes into the apartment along the cord, but it goes into that black thing,
00:34:26
and from there it spreads all over the apartment, oh,
00:34:29
you horned reptile,
00:34:34
I blew the dust off of you, oh, these are the main ones, they
00:34:39
say grandma, look without touching it,
00:34:42
otherwise there’s no electricity in everything will disappear
00:34:46
but I tell you now what are you doing this to you
00:34:52
for insta crap this is for the ass for beer
00:34:57
this is the
00:35:04
sockets to pull everyone's internet has a
00:35:08
stuck ball this loop for the day today is
00:35:11
stupid it's actually today is
00:35:14
your mother's birthday and you want your
00:35:16
grandmother and you came up
00:35:18
against your screens at least
00:35:20
they said good words which of the whole man
00:35:23
accounting and feeling mommy apologized
00:35:29
please listen and you made the
00:35:33
blonde look prettier, you put on good makeup
00:35:37
actually it’s me who sat and you
00:35:45
gave it to me for my last birthday
00:35:48
Nadezhda Ivanovna and you still
00:35:51
use mine lipsticks
00:35:52
but so grown there will be acceptance divorce and the
00:35:55
benefit of my good one and I and I and I
00:36:05
can give 3g away son
00:36:18
and what are you doing a presentation in
00:36:23
Powerpoint and there are a couple of slides left and
00:36:26
you can upload them for the webinar it means
00:36:29
nothing last week your mom baked you a pie, do you
00:36:38
remember she this will be the cupcakes
00:36:42
to bake, and I also prepared you your
00:36:45
favorite green borscht, thank you, I’ll go and
00:36:49
tidy up your room, mom, what do
00:36:53
you want, you’re busy, tell me already.
00:36:59
and you can register me in this
00:37:05
in what but where Aunt Galya
00:37:10
is registered in Minsk
00:37:16
but not in Uminsk in this on her computer
00:37:19
um from the computer you don’t need to
00:37:21
register but her daughter registered a little coal
00:37:26
maybe on the Internet on the
00:37:31
Internet yes you need to register on
00:37:39
the Internet, you need to fill out a form, you’re
00:37:41
ready and
00:37:42
yes, you know, I’ve prepared everything, here’s a copy of
00:37:46
the diploma, a
00:37:48
certificate from the housing department, form 3, a
00:37:52
marriage certificate, and here’s a certificate
00:37:55
of good conduct, they gave my
00:37:58
mother, this is pork, it’s quite simple
00:38:01
soap, but I’m sorry, she told me the household soap
00:38:04
will do, my mother soap, this is electronic mail
00:38:09
without it I won’t be able to register you, and
00:38:14
your mother registered you for kindergarten; she
00:38:19
registered you for these
00:38:22
computer courses; she registered you; your
00:38:24
own mother doesn’t have time; okay,
00:38:27
you’re good, and I’ll register you to my
00:38:30
email; which social network would you
00:38:33
like to register on?
00:38:34
and two more of mine ten, come on,
00:38:41
where everyone is on Facebook or something, come on
00:38:45
on this buffy, something
00:38:47
tells me that everyone is your
00:38:49
classmate and we are pitiful classmates,
00:38:53
mothers, classmates, this is such a social
00:38:55
network, look, you see here you need to
00:38:59
fill out a form, here is the name, surname, letters,
00:39:02
figure it out for
00:39:03
me to work you need the letter m. and where is the letter
00:39:14
and if the letter is p and the letter p where after the letter
00:39:21
r
00:39:22
well why are you complicating everything well mom and here it’s
00:39:24
all written learn it yourself and mom is with you I taught you
00:39:28
the alphabet letter by letter I taught you okay
00:39:34
I’ll help you but only with the name look
00:39:36
mon-re at the dacha
00:39:46
The grid itself is it possible to register without surnames
00:39:48
mom it does
00:40:00
n’t work mom you probably didn’t
00:40:03
put a space between your first and
00:40:04
last name Carry Corvalol
00:40:07
what is mom I don’t know where it is that there’s a space in the
00:40:11
space mom it’s a button without
00:40:14
inscriptions it’s also just everything about I saw well
00:40:27
what I registered,
00:40:31
let me help you, so let’s start first with
00:40:36
the date of birth
00:40:38
and in the date of birth the truth can be written no, you
00:40:42
can write a lie, well then write March 9,
00:40:46
1987 you can’t be younger than me,
00:40:51
well then
00:40:52
86 and we also can’t be the same age as
00:40:57
shadow myself change mine I can’t There’s
00:41:00
nothing to change yourself, and your mother changed your diapers,
00:41:06
okay, I’ll put 87 here you need to bring
00:41:11
the password, these are the letters, these are the numbers, I’ll turn away
00:41:15
the report, you’re turning away from your mother, I didn’t
00:41:18
see your password, and I have
00:41:20
no secrets from you, suddenly it’s very difficult to sit down
00:41:24
at the computer and how many numbers there must be a
00:41:28
password of at least eight, the main thing is that dad
00:41:30
didn’t guess and this is the pastor, the wedding date,
00:41:34
he still doesn’t remember a damn thing, okay,
00:41:37
well, let’s move on, the marital
00:41:42
status here is clear, the clicks are clear,
00:41:46
so that I understand, and in the marital status,
00:41:49
it’s also not necessary to write the truth,
00:41:52
then write married to
00:41:55
Stas Mikhailov,
00:41:57
no one will believe the motive, late writes
00:42:01
married to dad and dad will look at
00:42:03
the page,
00:42:04
well, of course, if you register, but I
00:42:07
hope you won’t help him, so
00:42:10
what marital status should I write and
00:42:12
what are I married in an active search,
00:42:16
everything is complicated God’s who is everything is complicated.
00:42:21
listen listen write because you’re married but
00:42:26
actively searching,
00:42:27
that is, Katina, who
00:42:30
went fishing a week ago still hasn’t called
00:42:34
us, so you can’t write,
00:42:37
well then write married, okay, you’ve already figured out what
00:42:40
photo you’ll put on your avatar, here are
00:42:43
the photos,
00:42:45
I have them, look, here we are at the wedding Aunt Olya has
00:42:52
Aunt Galya for her wedding and here we are at the
00:42:57
sea with a jackdaw, you little
00:43:01
photo should be on the computer, but I
00:43:04
like this one the most,
00:43:06
I show you where to put the candy and it
00:43:09
should be in digital form, you already
00:43:11
understand, that is, you can’t choose it there will be
00:43:13
this orange crap from the 2000s I have
00:43:14
something and I have
00:43:17
a little bit this one from last year you
00:43:19
like me you and dad that the photos are
00:43:22
good only dad you can remove
00:43:26
I can please remove it and you
00:43:31
can remove it for yourself I’m sorry of course I removed it but
00:43:37
for me you can remove thirty kilograms remove it
00:43:42
mom
00:43:43
but then let it be this orange
00:43:46
crap
00:43:48
okay okay cleared everything away congratulations
00:43:51
mom you registered in
00:43:53
classmates thank you and pulled communicate
00:43:55
for your health thank you
00:44:04
mom what are you doing Aunt Galya mom
00:44:10
to find Aunt Galya you need to enter her
00:44:12
name in the search bar and where is the letter
00:44:24
next to letters m where is the letter n next to the letter e
00:44:31
and where is the letter e you’re killing yourself I
00:44:36
found everything
00:44:40
but still I don’t see anything but what did you
00:44:44
write in the search bar Aunt Galya
00:44:47
oh let me help Galina Konovalov what
00:44:50
year is she but 67 which I don’t see moms
00:44:55
sorry I need to finish
00:44:57
my son behind and write
00:45:01
87, here it is from the parasite.
00:45:15
Do you know who Aunt Galya’s husband Uncle
00:45:19
Petya’s husband can’t open Mikhailov’s stools,
00:45:27
but Uncle Petya has different things,
00:45:32
come on, let’s ring
00:45:35
the call and I want to talk to her, that
00:45:38
is, as the title of mothers, this is a social network,
00:45:40
you need to print here, they’re calling Skype
00:45:42
to break him I asked you to
00:45:45
register me in this on Skype,
00:45:47
mom, I need to work, son, this is
00:45:50
fast, this is fast. quickly,
00:45:53
and I'll give you a buzz
00:45:57
[music]
00:46:08
[applause]
00:46:09
[music]

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