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L Bone00:00:08
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Films00:00:33
So00:00:36
tell it00:00:40
all A good joke is worth any money00:00:44
Fatty arbuckle00:00:55
How nice of Rona ro00:00:58
to let my FMS00:01:03
represent I'm ashamed of00:01:08
you00:01:10
middle man Hey mister Stop putting00:01:14
the gun down I beg00:01:15
you This is00:01:21
[music]00:01:28
robbery00:01:30
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It'll only take a minute mister Freeman00:01:51
Sorry for the mess, my secretary00:01:54
took the day off again, it seems like some kind of00:01:57
another Hasidic holiday Toli shna to00:02:00
Lina The devil knows, so your mother00:02:04
had a tax debt. Therefore,00:02:07
we have almost nothing to give you, all that00:02:10
remains is a ring with an emerald in a platinum00:02:14
setting and this is a cardboard box in00:02:17
which I quote the things that are most dear00:02:21
to me, this is all, otherwise the state00:02:26
will sue you Mr.00:02:28
Free, now please be so00:02:33
kind Sign these three documents00:02:36
here and here and here and here that’s00:02:41
all thank you sir for your00:02:46
time your business and thank you for not flooding with00:02:49
tears table although one minute there is00:02:53
good news look Mr. Freeman00:02:56
here some sch later mom managed to pay for it00:03:19
[music]00:03:26
to pay for the sale of the house00:03:28
auction00:03:31
Leni Freeman accountant Hello Rhonda00:03:35
Hi Leni Condolences Oh thank you well00:03:39
I want to say that it was very pleasant00:03:40
to work with you and it’s a pity that you00:03:43
never went on a date with me because you00:03:45
were always00:03:47
busy Well, yes And thank you for your friendship00:03:52
[music]00:03:53
Alen watch00:03:56
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TV00:04:02
[music]00:04:28
Bar00:04:34
[applause]00:04:51
Las Vegas00:04:58
38000:05:00
and now Monte's show straight from Las Vegas00:05:04
Guy our guest is the comedian Jimi Show and the00:05:07
winner of last year's competition Rudy00:05:10
Fitz Your applause for the Monte00:05:17
Guy show Hey00:05:19
Shakespeare let's breathe or order No00:05:22
thank you thank you I almost finished this00:05:25
shitty 60 cent coffee or Thank you Yaki I00:05:28
'll order so as not to waste my00:05:31
time Ms. Elin Excuse me You00:05:33
have eggs, I’m not00:05:36
a man, I’m joking You have a sense of humor, I00:05:40
didn’t understand that you were trying to joke, I wasn’t00:05:42
trying, I was joking, I understand, yes, mom Okay, let’s00:05:45
go back to our menu So what will you do, I00:05:48
’ll have three eggs, scrambled eggs00:05:51
and sausages, bacon, toast and sauce00:05:56
and a heart attack in the load00:05:58
for free,00:06:00
it’s a joke, I don’t understand Hey, why don’t you laugh?00:06:04
Everyone says that it’s funny at jokes. I00:06:08
joke funny, even very00:06:11
funny, why are you staring, you have no00:06:14
sense of humor Well, actually, I’m a stand-up00:06:17
comedian, I’ll soon00:06:22
become one Leni free You’ll laugh out loud00:06:26
Definitely not Nda e no nod to the Montague show00:06:30
where to the stand-up show to Montaguy And00:06:35
I think you won’t stay there for long you are00:06:37
completely devoid of a sense of humor dude Very00:06:40
kindly Hey you were the first to start sitting with a00:06:43
poker face the statues from the spicy00:06:45
Easter Sorry, maybe they’ll send me00:06:48
to Las -Vegas waitresses are definitely needed there00:06:51
really Richie I apologized late I'm already00:06:54
offended Hey Louis make him an omelette and00:06:57
let him go to hell too00:07:00
Bob Hope00:07:13
Found George yes And you're very00:07:17
funny everyone says so you're the00:07:20
funniest comedian in the world can I have00:07:22
an autograph my autograph Yes, sign on00:07:27
this line and That's what you had in mind,00:07:30
you wanted to get my signature on the00:07:32
contract, it didn't work out go00:07:36
[music]00:07:58
ok00:08:03
to the party No thanks, I'm going to00:08:05
Las Vegas It's still a long way off About 200 miles00:08:08
in a straight line you'll get to the MBOU there you'll see00:08:12
Bright lights you won't be able00:08:14
to pass Thank you the toilet is clean, at least eat lunch00:08:18
off the floor,00:08:58
and00:09:15
Hey,00:09:28
gas station attendant00:09:34
Sorry, the boss didn’t mean to scare me. Maybe you can00:09:37
give me a lift.00:09:39
Sorry, but we’re not on the00:09:43
way, I’m00:09:44
sure what’s wrong with00:09:48
that. I just don’t take travel companions; that’s what my00:09:52
mom told me to do;00:09:53
understand, these days, caution doesn’t00:09:57
hurt; I can’t00:10:00
help. actually you can but you just don’t00:10:04
want to there is a00:10:07
difference Don’t be afraid I’ll manage somehow00:10:12
yes Okay Call me if you’re in00:10:19
Las Vegas star no but00:10:26
I will Hey give me a lift00:10:35
[music]00:10:54
How nice that Ronnie let me take the Oscar00:10:56
to show it00:10:58
Rochester it’s dark today very well00:11:09
okay hey Guy00:11:12
guy I have Matches Yes I'll give it now00:11:17
Quiet This is a00:11:19
robbery put the gun down Shut up don't00:11:23
move on your wallet or your00:11:27
life00:11:32
[music]00:11:34
I've already fixed this recently teach me to00:11:37
keep an eye on things Sorry in the Gospel of00:11:40
Luke it says Don't teach me I know what's there00:11:51
[music ]00:11:56
said buddy I said trick or00:12:00
treat I00:12:02
[music]00:12:17
[music]00:12:27
I'll think about it00:12:29
[music]00:12:42
[applause]00:12:55
Slava I hope you're not some kind of00:12:57
pervert00:12:59
pervert00:13:01
no definitely not sure I'd be willing to put00:13:06
anything but00:13:12
there's nothing Oh thank you friend because there's00:13:18
cheese in there Wow,00:13:21
great car psya vgo year n tre00:13:27
class Chevy00:13:30
stylish alloy wheels and fat tires00:13:34
super wife claimed that I was ready to sleep00:13:37
with this00:13:38
car I said the dick would get stuck in the00:13:41
exhaust00:13:42
pipe you would be hot you know And the name00:13:46
was on the dick by the car Yes of course I even00:13:51
on the side wrote black magic as in the song by00:13:55
Louis Prima mom loved Lou Oh by the way Prima00:14:01
loved to throw a wand if you know00:14:04
what I mean he slept with his sixteen year old00:14:06
singer Tell your mother she's stunned00:14:09
She recently00:14:14
died I sat down and talk all sorts of nonsense00:14:17
you know I don't deserve yours help,00:14:20
can you drop me off right here no, everything is00:14:23
fine, really, I’m even glad that you talk a lot,00:14:25
I’m00:14:27
interested, I haven’t taken hitchhikers before, you have00:14:31
n’t taken hitchhikers before, God, I feel like00:14:34
Hitler on a dog, you have a kind heart,00:14:37
friend, you know I stopped because00:14:40
I was surprised by the inscription on the00:14:46
Vegas poster I'm00:14:48
Hitch Yes, that's my00:14:51
name Leni Where are you from00:14:55
Leni Ino and00:14:59
where are you I haven't lived friend and nowhere for a long time00:15:03
forever I'm ready to settle only in a00:15:06
bar funny I'm using it00:15:11
agreed So you're all alone your00:15:14
father seems to00:15:16
have died how did you find out yes I just00:15:20
assumed based on from your words that you00:15:22
lived alone with your mother,00:15:27
it’s clear00:15:30
I can’t hear other people’s thoughts But I see signs00:15:34
right now there’s a sign ahead that00:15:37
tells us00:15:41
[music]00:15:43
Stop Wow This is like kissing a cobra better than00:15:46
any sex00:15:52
[music]00:15:56
will be Let me buy us some good food00:16:00
Leni you don’t mind,00:16:02
okay, you know, let’s stop over there,00:16:07
I’ll withdraw some00:16:08
cash. Welcome to00:16:11
MBO, it’s00:16:18
open, I’ll handle it quickly, I’ll leave00:16:21
the bag here because I trust you, Leni,00:16:24
just make sure you don’t open00:16:27
it00:16:52
on third base. Who plays, I don’t know who’s00:16:55
on first And who’s on second, I don’t know he's on the00:16:57
third Who's on the00:16:59
first Hello Ma'am, it seems you're one of those00:17:02
women who likes to laugh heartily,00:17:05
please stop if it's not00:17:07
[music]00:17:17
so listen, I noticed old records in your car00:17:19
Yes, my mother learned them00:17:24
for fun, no one cares anymore00:17:27
what you are00:17:29
Yes okay, lini Come on, today there are00:17:32
interesting comedians who00:17:36
rant the dirtier the00:17:39
better, I know I worked with them, that’s how00:17:43
they are like a pain in the ass, always whining about00:17:48
how others write funnier, how someone00:17:50
stole their jokes, how can they get to Monte00:17:53
Guy who is interested00:17:57
in me00:18:00
Yes00:18:01
ok you want to become a comedian I guessed00:18:05
right now I’m going to audition for Montague and my00:18:09
mom said I have talent Listen to hell with00:18:12
your mom at least once you had00:18:14
real spectators I00:18:16
mean have you ever00:18:25
been naked00:18:27
for00:18:30
slower he thinks it’s funny baby00:18:33
I’m a comedian Yes and lately you've been00:18:36
especially00:18:39
funny And this is00:18:42
funny00:18:46
Sorry, more coffee He's really a comedian Yes,00:18:51
we have a local star here, there's00:18:53
a microphone for performances, half the00:18:55
city goes there and also many on the way to00:18:59
this, it's very convenient that's where we'll go00:19:02
right now Leni wants to become famous00:19:05
right Leni What a pity I liked him00:19:11
Oh God she's pretty This is your chance00:19:15
Leni she won't agree Yes I'm talking about the microphone00:19:19
stupid it's time to show what you can do00:19:23
No I need Vegas as you want I mean to00:19:28
screw up in front of the main comedian of the country then00:19:30
that's your business But this is real00:19:34
chance this thing stole the money if you00:19:38
ask more politely then Quinn00:19:42
will play something for us00:19:45
I Thank you all with00:19:50
pleasure This is for you00:19:55
[music]00:19:57
baby00:20:04
[music]00:20:07
So you think that I should perform00:20:10
Listen, it's your business But you have to be00:20:13
crazy to perform in front of Mon00:20:15
without00:20:16
rehearsal, I’m not your manager, could you00:20:25
[music]00:20:28
No, of course I like you, but you do00:20:32
n’t pay me a salary, dear laziness,00:20:35
if you don’t like my material, then00:20:37
I’m ready to fix it, it’s not that simple,00:20:41
buddy. It’s like in sex, what’s nice for00:20:45
one may be unacceptable for00:20:48
another, such a relationship requires complete00:20:51
trust00:20:53
in the pro I was talking about this Sun00:20:59
Leni’s life I don’t work with everyone I’m also00:21:03
Hitch I00:21:06
swear you have a good heart Leni00:21:11
perhaps we00:21:14
[music]00:21:16
will get along Babylon And good evening to you,00:21:20
close the door otherwise here the flies antichrist is00:21:23
already very00:21:24
close he is not00:21:27
destruction00:21:31
Cham the hour has struck Babylon Yes the hour has already00:21:45
struck for these jokes I was kicked out of the chal00:21:49
hut some fool didn’t want me to00:21:52
speak because my jokes insult the00:21:54
women’s movement What is the women’s00:21:57
movement a00:21:58
bunch of women walking00:22:02
[applause ]00:22:04
somewhere I'm ve for00:22:10
emancipation what the00:22:13
hell00:22:15
nja something I don't understand a damn thing Hey00:22:18
beautiful where is my cocktail I'm like that00:22:23
[music]00:22:26
they're kneading It's clear00:22:30
take a00:22:41
deep sip Excellent Excellent Let's say it to00:22:45
our witty00:22:48
mouth And now I think it's time to move on to the00:22:52
next part of our program if00:22:55
any of you want to howl Make sure you00:22:58
sign up I have so let's welcome00:23:02
our first guest he was coming to us Ashi and00:23:05
the most piri I wonder where it is I ask00:23:09
Mr. Lenny on stage00:23:11
[applause] [00:23:16
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Freeman00:23:30
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SU Fin00:23:39
mor E00:23:42
poi la00:23:45
navia00:23:48
appare poi la00:23:51
na00:23:54
bianca00:23:56
in00:24:02
[music] you00:24:25
know about the next one, I have00:24:28
the next one I'm a good dude We came here to laugh,00:24:32
I can smell mothballs a mile away from your jokes00:24:39
Don't be rude to our guest00:24:42
Tommy [ __ ] you00:24:46
[music]00:24:47
sucks sucks sucks00:24:56
sucks00:24:58
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[applause]00:25:07
[music] I00:25:17
hate I know it’s wrong but I00:25:20
want00:25:22
him to die hate is00:25:26
good00:25:28
No, don’t stoop to hate00:25:31
Mom said You see,00:25:33
friend, the problem is that00:25:36
many people are afraid to express their00:25:38
true feelings, they00:25:41
hide it I went to hell all my life He00:25:45
took it and destroyed everything and didn’t let others00:25:49
listen to it Don’t cry00:25:51
Princess why they were yelling it sucks I don’t00:25:55
understand Well it really sucked very00:25:59
funny No buddy it was Even00:26:01
worse much worse there is just sucks And there is00:26:05
complete suck I haven’t yet heard this00:26:09
[ __ ] but that doesn't mean you00:26:12
can't perform at old00:26:16
Monte's I'd better come home Hey cheer up00:26:20
cowboy You don't want to upset your00:26:23
mommy that's right the worst is already00:26:26
over00:26:28
sl as they say First Damn always00:26:33
lumpy didn't00:26:35
hear you know00:26:37
Leni You00:26:39
should be really angry and00:26:41
go back there, imagine I'm standing on00:26:44
the road, voice chilled to the bone And00:26:47
some guy on his four-wheeled00:26:49
jalopy says to me I'm sorry, I'm flying into00:26:54
a rage I'm00:26:56
angry, I'm waiting for the next driver I imagine00:26:59
in every detail what I would do with00:27:01
that guy if I could I replay00:27:04
these scenes in my head about every detail, I00:27:06
feel the tension in my foot when I00:27:09
run my foot into his tub, I see his00:27:12
look when I stick my fingers in his eyes,00:27:14
I hear the crackling of his skull, which00:27:16
will burst like an overripe watermelon. I feel like I’m00:27:19
squeezing the life out of him drop by drop,00:27:22
slowly drop by drop.00:27:26
drop00:27:28
murder00:27:29
sin killing in fantasies is not the same00:27:32
as killing in life it’s00:27:35
like00:27:38
therapy,00:27:42
we’ll work a little and everything00:27:46
will work out Thank you, I’m getting better I feel sick oh00:28:10
[music]00:28:18
Yes00:28:33
[music]00:28:44
I hate that you’re staring00:28:48
[music]00:28:51
You idiot this00:28:53
[music]00:28:56
funny00:28:58
[ music]00:29:31
damn what happened and I got a flat tire00:29:35
And I would love to help but I00:29:39
can’t be in the sun the doctor00:29:43
forbade me and now I think I’m going to00:29:46
vomit just in the interior, do it I can handle it here00:29:51
that this time there’s00:29:55
no spare wheel oh damn00:29:58
[music] I’m00:30:04
crazy Why you killed the00:30:06
fool It’s not me I didn’t kill I don’t understand I00:30:10
remember he left the club to distinguish me I felt00:30:12
sick and then I00:30:15
passed out Hey Come on we’re00:30:19
closed now we’ll put the spare tire on and we’ll go00:30:22
And it’s00:30:24
you you screwed up yesterday00:30:27
I’m aware00:30:29
Thanks Hitch what should we do I don’t I want to go to00:30:33
prison with rude men in this case there00:30:36
was no need to play golf with his head h00:30:40
Help00:30:43
me always at your00:30:48
service00:30:51
[music]00:30:56
forward00:31:01
[music]00:31:02
liquor store00:31:04
[music]00:31:14
[music]00:31:20
[music]00:31:26
drinks a00:32:26
re00:32:40
opening of a new casino Pharaoh beginning00:32:42
construction00:32:44
[music]00:32:56
in the fall it's00:33:25
not enough00:33:28
[music]00:33:44
this is some kind of00:33:46
tragedy I'm just like a couple of bars00:33:50
would liven up this dull00:33:53
landscape I'm a small fan of the desert00:33:56
too much00:33:57
and00:33:58
sun Yes you can burn like the Salem00:34:02
witch Hell's heat I'm a killer Yes not good00:34:07
Although for some- something00:34:10
shabby is quite a common thing and a00:34:14
dismemberer you know how many people00:34:16
die because of gambling a hell of00:34:20
a lot Believe me or take cholesterol00:34:24
it clogs our arteries you00:34:27
can die from00:34:29
bacon you don’t hear I killed a man I00:34:34
killed him and then sawed him into pieces and00:34:37
buried him and then dug him up And now I don’t00:34:39
understand what to do, if you00:34:43
stop wailing for even a second, you’ll see00:34:45
that I’m trying to help you and explain00:34:47
that this is an everyday matter. Believe me, you’re not the only one who00:34:50
has00:34:55
problems, forgive me.00:34:57
Okay, I understand. You’re now under a lot of00:34:59
stress because of this00:35:01
murder. What time is it?00:35:05
that almost all of us are on time for the00:35:08
open mic, I’m not going there Hey,00:35:12
trust me, you just have to go back there00:35:15
No, we need to get out of here, run, run, Yes, we need to grow a00:35:18
beard and run00:35:21
somewhere to Mexico Hey, take it easy, dear00:35:25
Thelma, you don’t understand,00:35:27
I’m in big trouble and stuck in this00:35:30
tightly no Leni Yes Hitch no Leni Yes Hitch00:35:35
no and no00:35:40
Leni although00:35:55
yes I00:35:59
will help00:36:13
calmly I know what you think I was just a00:36:16
little over the00:36:18
speed limit to tell the truth I haven’t seen anyone here for a long time I’m00:36:23
incredibly happy to see you you’re00:36:28
happy happy00:36:32
[music]00:36:35
punk00:36:37
So get out of the car, we've arrived, Rocky, let's00:36:42
keep it in00:36:55
sight,00:36:59
this may seem strange, officer, But00:37:02
my friend is in this state because00:37:04
Hands00:37:08
up, I see you00:37:13
are talking to me with your teeth, open00:37:18
the trunk, don't make me angry, let's00:37:36
open it, Now we'll be late for the00:37:40
show show, yes, my officer friend is a famous00:37:44
artist and what you see is his makeup00:37:47
But of course this doesn’t00:37:50
justify us artists Yes that’s right By the way it00:37:54
seems to me Or am I00:37:55
mistaken too an artist Yes officer00:38:00
flick that’s noticeable Hey I have a cool idea00:38:05
We can invite you to our00:38:06
performance in the club we’re not lying tell00:38:10
Leni It’s true we00:38:25
’re late00:38:28
[applause]00:38:33
Yes, yes, all the women dream of a mirrored00:38:39
ceiling, that’s all they talk about and they say they’ve rolled out their00:38:42
lips. Maybe a glass coffee table will be enough for a start,00:38:46
you crush it and I00:38:51
’ll photograph you beautifully, cool smile,00:38:55
baby,00:39:02
that’s too much, you don’t like something Okay00:39:06
It's good that you Lady don't think badly of me00:39:08
I'll be sure to treat one00:39:11
of you to a drink Who wants a cocktail00:39:18
Oh00:39:20
yes you want a cocktail oh00:39:25
yes00:39:28
[music]00:39:30
[applause]00:39:35
Oh that's it dear00:39:39
Help yourself let00:39:41
's be with you00:39:44
[applause]00:39:49
Tiber Incomparable00:39:55
r Okay okay00:39:57
Calm down we have a special guest at the00:40:00
open00:40:01
mic many of you probably remember00:40:04
his debut yesterday get ready to00:40:07
whistle once00:40:10
again Leni00:40:12
[applause]00:40:21
Freeman00:40:23
[applause] excuse me00:40:55
I'm not00:41:03
myself I killed a00:41:09
man he laughed at00:41:13
me and then I found out something00:41:18
terrible you know, it’s very difficult to get rid00:41:21
of the00:41:25
body,00:41:26
I dismembered it into00:41:29
pieces, otherwise it wouldn’t fit in the hole00:41:32
that I00:41:34
dug, it was larger than I00:41:38
expected00:41:40
Nowadays, all these00:41:48
accelerations, you know what’s the most difficult thing about00:41:51
this is00:41:53
dismemberment with00:41:55
bones00:41:58
[music]00:41:59
[applause]00:42:03
No, it’s true Cost is hard00:42:09
[applause]00:42:16
[music]00:42:20
flowing It's00:42:23
me Well, you give me00:42:27
I took you into business What did you do I was00:42:29
wrong I will return the money every cent bye bye00:42:33
We both know the ending wait wait00:42:36
I have someone you will definitely00:42:44
like him and your friend already00:42:48
left it00:42:51
was very funny for you00:42:55
Mr. SBO always dreamed of going up on00:42:58
stage but he doesn’t00:43:01
have enough courage You probably think that I’m a coward00:43:04
even though I’m00:43:07
a policeman well the trumpet is00:43:10
calling some old woman they broke their head a00:43:14
corpse was found in the00:43:18
freezer good luck Mr.00:43:22
Freema squeeze after you00:43:25
baby00:43:35
[music ]00:43:38
A hanged man with a bike inside00:43:43
[music]00:43:55
is not allowed What are you doing for the day why How00:43:59
why For00:44:01
disguise and what to do celebrate00:44:06
cocktail No we are leaving crazy crazy00:44:09
of course I killed a man Hey speak more quietly00:44:12
buddy God what’s wrong with me I’ll tell you what’s wrong with00:44:16
you Leni You00:44:18
cool tonight was just00:44:20
Killer humor My friend this is a pun I00:44:24
killed a man at night I was not a man but00:44:27
a biker this is different Don’t you00:44:29
understand your dream will come true what00:44:33
you want food is only for the amateur00:44:37
Give us the menu and repeat Here00:44:41
it is Today is Halloween00:44:46
yes hey What another dream you wanted to00:44:52
become famous00:44:54
no no Yes I wanted to become famous but00:44:59
not as a killer Okay friend Cry maybe it will make you feel00:45:03
better00:45:05
I wasn’t going to say this but00:45:08
you understand Leni it was I who killed that00:45:12
guy You’re joking like that No I’m not joking when you00:45:16
passed out I00:45:18
went out and broke the guy’s head with a00:45:21
tire iron00:45:23
A now come on, friend, blow your nose,00:45:33
hold it You killed him, you're00:45:36
better off00:45:40
Oh great So I'm not a00:45:45
killer, but So now you're a00:45:50
killer You're a killer Hey wait, where are you00:45:53
going I won't tell anyone, I swear I'm00:45:56
sure you had reasons to kill him,00:45:58
of course you00:46:00
're taking nothing Hey, we know each other later, we'll00:46:04
order Everything for you Leni And what do you want me to00:46:08
toast like? For me you wanted him dead we00:46:11
don’t just make toast with them you need to00:46:13
order a salad with chicken I didn’t ask00:46:16
you for this but I don’t want a salad with00:46:18
chicken Hich toasts with salad I recommend00:46:22
Hich greens tomatoes and mayonnaise Hitch Why do00:46:26
I need a salad with chicken I have nothing to do00:46:29
with you admiring it I have nothing to do with this00:46:43
now you have to00:46:45
get up So if someone Rybnitsa made an00:46:50
extra hole for everyone00:46:54
Clear00:46:56
Thank you all you are all great guys about00:46:59
tips don’t00:47:16
forget she felt00:47:21
better [laughter] Yes, this is like an adult Yes,00:47:26
he shot the waitress so she thought00:47:28
before opening her mouth, but everyone00:47:31
saw us, so no one can really00:47:33
describe the effect of the crowd, this is madness, you00:47:38
wanted to escape, you had to think quickly,00:47:41
now you’re not going anywhere, you’re my00:47:44
accomplice No no, I have nothing to do with Yani00:47:48
At the World Cup, it’s00:47:49
like you lost the record You forgot about00:47:52
our00:47:54
agreement I just beg you, help me friend You00:47:58
got what you wanted You performed well and00:48:01
should be happy like a supermodel on the00:48:03
podium But did you really tell me Thank you00:48:06
No thank you for that for what you killed00:48:11
in nothing innocent people in this world are all to blame for00:48:14
something Even those who are not in the subject00:48:17
And you are already in the00:48:19
subject you now have inspiration friend00:48:22
it lies in your00:48:24
trunk00:48:27
take the car and leave a generous offer of00:48:30
laziness but I have no rights Again you’re joking,00:48:34
you know how much Statistically, there are a hell of a lot of drivers00:48:37
who die every00:48:39
year. There is no Laziness, there is only00:48:44
one way for us to part, but you are hardly brave.00:48:54
Come on, come on. Why are you frozen? Come on, let’s be00:49:01
bolder. Shoot, Let’s shoot. Laziness, let’s00:49:05
end this. We are in the desert, one00:49:08
shot and you are free. Well, how nice it is00:49:12
to feel power over other people00:49:14
Come on Leni Shoot forward00:49:17
Shoot Shoot00:49:24
come on00:49:30
my friend00:49:34
got caught Yes dude it was00:49:40
funny Whether you like it or not we are00:49:45
partners just like Bean and00:49:54
Jerry00:49:56
[music]00:50:21
[music]00:50:35
[music]00:50:43
Remember we can’t put everyone00:50:45
in the trunk of your car he00:50:48
you are not00:50:50
dimensionless, you don’t have to00:50:52
kill to prove that I’m a man of my00:50:54
word,00:50:56
I’ll leave the gun00:51:00
here, it’s00:51:03
real. If you poke your nose in00:51:13
[music]00:51:20
don’t move like that, I hope you appreciate a00:51:24
good joke. Stop if you’ve already00:51:36
heard [music]00:51:38
look. Okay, let’s be00:51:47
quick, where are we going? Am I00:51:53
violated something no00:51:58
no00:51:59
no fifty-two fifty-00:52:03
three00:52:06
well I had one she had a big00:52:12
trunk let's check if the spare tire is in place00:52:15
while your friend is there doing00:52:18
his00:52:24
thing00:52:44
Get up the stage00:52:51
[applause] is00:52:54
waiting00:53:02
and00:53:03
then there was this blood00:53:09
everywhere Well like00:53:12
Everywhere in he wasn’t there00:53:19
But the worst thing is that I ran out of00:53:24
shirts,00:53:28
I made it look like I was eating lobster without a00:53:35
napkin, but wait, the only difference is that the00:53:39
lobster doesn’t00:53:40
scream out of it, it doesn’t gush out like a fountain00:53:45
[applause]00:53:56
if there was blood flowing from fish restaurants00:54:00
there would be00:54:03
less Leni Leni Leni Leni Leni00:54:13
[music]00:54:24
leni00:54:36
hey hey Where is the sun going I'm done Isn't that how00:54:39
they talk to a00:54:41
manager You're not my manager you're a00:54:44
bloody killer That's who you are watch your00:54:47
language Leni think about what you're saying hey Dash00:54:52
autograph that you're a celebrity you00:54:55
want to give up everything00:54:58
line Hey That's what I tell you I’ll tell you, I got us the00:55:01
best room in this bug-infested place and the00:55:04
biggest one. Take a good rest00:55:09
no00:55:12
no. What do you mean no I’m going nowhere00:55:17
You’re not going [ __ ] And you know why Because00:55:21
you00:55:22
like it and seeing it on stage you’ve gotten a00:55:27
taste for it You’re now on a00:55:29
horse So, dear friend, let's go without00:55:33
tricks, you won't leave even if00:55:37
you want to Hey, there you are, where the00:55:42
Monta people called me They want to listen to00:55:45
you, so from this day on Freeman you are our00:55:54
headliner you00:55:56
want to leave Mister00:56:00
headliner I don't00:56:05
think so Let me give you the advice that00:56:08
I gave to me00:56:10
Father00:56:11
son, relax and have00:56:18
fun00:56:20
Think about it if you think of anything I was in a00:56:23
motel00:56:44
I saw a man bending a spoon with his eyes00:56:47
but not00:56:51
meatloaf Hey you're the guy who pushed back00:56:54
Ti Brda came quickly Fame You seem to have been going00:56:57
to Vegas00:56:59
but not now It's no surprise00:57:03
from here00:57:05
get out you're done yes No wait00:57:09
Can I sit here a00:57:12
little longer I don't know how you see we have a lot of00:57:16
demand for this table00:57:22
today00:57:23
it's at the expense of the00:57:27
establishment00:57:28
Thank you for the00:57:34
nonsense that probably burned your hand in the kitchen and the grill is00:57:39
cramped there Clearly I'm just Clumsy As00:57:44
he says00:57:45
tiber in childhood, my dad told everyone that I was00:57:49
Clumsy I didn’t miss a single door00:57:52
and grill00:57:58
It’s funny but when he died I stopped being00:58:03
clumsy So you00:58:06
were happy I don’t00:58:08
know I stopped being clumsy but I missed my00:58:15
father Probably you think that I’m strange00:58:21
no not strange at all00:58:25
uh Grel I've been stuck on this street for 10 minutes already,00:58:32
let's go Sorry, it's00:58:34
about time I was glad to chat with you00:58:37
Leni00:58:39
Leni Greil beautiful name Irish00:58:46
almost Beware of00:58:53
the grill00:58:58
Dada yes love is not only blind but also00:59:02
dumb it's possible you'll finish eating no00:59:08
Take it What am I a vegetarian00:59:13
then I00:59:16
'll eat the gravy By the way, my name is00:59:20
le00:59:23
Hello,00:59:25
don’t worry about the order, I’m not just looking00:59:29
Give up Baby, you swam all over when she00:59:32
spoke to you And until that moment00:59:34
you looked like the walking dead No, I00:59:37
was just thinking Well, there is something that I00:59:41
know for sure about this life,00:59:43
thinking less and more trust your00:59:46
feelings The heart will tell you How00:59:50
correctly the heart knows it looks00:59:56
like this man is poorly00:59:58
brought up Maybe you need to01:00:00
intervene, maybe you01:00:05
should We were just talking about01:00:08
talking about what is this about how he01:00:11
took my01:00:13
place you're01:00:15
drunk you're lying Greil take your hands off Tiber01:00:20
please You heard take your hands off01:00:26
oh the king of humor01:00:29
has arrived Listen, I don’t want to quarrel01:00:33
Just leave it01:00:34
[music]01:00:35
it doesn’t concern you at all01:00:39
[music]01:00:40
maybe it does I01:00:44
ask Leni to go01:00:47
inside I’m01:00:49
sorry I can’t Then tell us what you are01:00:53
going to do01:00:56
you want to01:00:58
know Yes preferably in01:01:02
detail good01:01:06
Listen First,01:01:10
I will feel the01:01:12
tension in my foot when I01:01:16
kick you right in the01:01:19
tub, then I will stick my fingers deep01:01:23
into your eyes when you fall, your head01:01:26
will burst like an overripe watermelon, I will01:01:30
kill you, slowly squeezing out01:01:32
your worthless life drop by drop, very01:01:35
slowly drop for01:01:38
[music ]01:01:42
drop you're a damn01:01:49
psycho We'll talk01:01:53
later01:01:59
[music] it would01:02:01
n't hurt for you to see a01:02:23
psychiatrist, start01:02:26
my son, what to start your01:02:32
Confession Forgive me, I just want01:02:35
to be in01:02:37
silence, I have nothing to01:02:40
confess without sincere repentance,01:02:43
you won't be forgiven, says01:02:46
the Lord, I'll end up in01:02:49
Vad This it means that you have nothing to catch here01:02:56
I would love to chat with you But01:02:58
I do01:03:00
n’t have time Please01:03:10
excuse me If only I had01:03:12
wings like an angel yes yes Charlie there is01:03:16
absolutely nothing to sing about you should be01:03:19
ashamed so young and already01:03:22
served time call 6 8 2 I hope this does01:03:27
n’t end up in the newspapers I didn’t understand He was a01:03:32
ventriloquist he died a ventriloquist01:03:35
on the radio We don’t even know if he’s01:03:37
saying this Yes but it just doesn’t matter no01:03:41
humor was a real art back then01:03:51
Clearly I wanted to say thank you01:03:55
Yes it’s nothing like that01:03:58
Before he was different,01:04:02
really, you are a little01:04:06
similar, he was going to leave here and01:04:09
conquer the whole world And01:04:12
now he’s just afraid Yes, familiar feelings01:04:16
Yes, everyone has encountered this, he would work01:04:19
in clubs and I’m on the01:04:25
Vegas bank I’m like a dog on a01:04:28
chain that sees a bowl of food but01:04:31
not can01:04:35
reach it And you know01:04:38
BDK Yes, it’s no more difficult than working01:04:42
as a waitress, it’s very easy to learn how to01:04:45
serve01:04:49
potatoes Can we play Without cards Well, yes, it’s a01:04:52
joke Clearly the card No, I’ll deal it first01:04:56
Okay, you have three and eight cards, the dealer does01:05:00
n’t have a four yet, you’re in a01:05:03
hurry again, make a bet The dealer has a01:05:05
four, you have 11, if you get a01:05:08
ten, double your bet Okay, I want to01:05:11
double your bet, here’s your card and01:05:14
it’s a three, but I was waiting for a ten, a three came up,01:05:19
you can’t change the card to01:05:22
a ten so that I win, I01:05:24
forgot there’s a01:05:28
camera everywhere, so I’m sorry, you got a three01:05:31
Okay, it’s clear now I dealt01:05:34
four and nine to the dealer, he also deals a01:05:38
deuce and you won No, don’t rush,01:05:42
I have to score 16 or less rules01:05:44
on the table, you read them The dealer has no laziness,01:05:50
ace01:05:52
16, let’s give01:05:54
the last deal And he has six 2201:05:59
bust You won won God I01:06:03
won for the first time01:06:09
God you're01:06:23
funny let's leave now but you couldn't01:06:27
everything has changed by the morning we'll already be in01:06:30
Vegas You're kidding No I'm serious Let's go01:06:34
if we don't leave right now we'll be stuck01:06:36
here forever you're in a hurry01:06:39
no stop no the car will get there will get there01:06:43
fifty-second fifty third01:06:53
good01:06:55
[music]01:07:02
Lord God What's wrong with me okay with me01:07:06
too promise le promise Don't leave me no01:07:13
never stop stop I'll turn on the stove you're cold01:07:22
stupid01:07:29
[music]01:07:34
what God come out Yes get out of the car01:07:38
get out quickly get out of my car01:07:47
Come on you Dirty01:07:50
bastard, I thought you were a good01:07:52
person like the others But no, you're just01:07:57
like everyone else, you're bad That's what you are Leni,01:08:01
you're a bad01:08:05
person still in your car01:08:08
[music]01:08:11
stinks01:08:18
Stop and don't look01:08:22
There01:08:52
ah01:08:54
what01:08:58
Lenny first My scene now my01:09:03
girl can still the keys to the apartment where01:09:06
the money is, it’s not that I mean, it’s01:09:11
not at all what you01:09:14
were thinking about, you offended her Lenny, she really doesn’t01:09:18
like rudeness, nothing01:09:22
happened,01:09:24
tell me and01:09:26
lay out all the01:09:30
details, how you touched her01:09:32
silky01:09:34
hair, slid your lips along her tender01:09:37
neck And this sweet moment of Victory when you01:09:42
finally took off her little panties, we01:09:45
were just talking. I swear that in01:09:48
the trunk there may be a warehouse of women's panties. And01:09:52
what? Open the trunk, I beg you,01:09:56
Open01:09:58
the trunk, or I'll put a twelve-gauge bullet in your belly01:10:02
like a01:10:08
pig, now I'll01:10:11
teach you a lesson, no one will hurt my01:10:15
girl besides01:10:22
me01:10:34
[music]01:10:51
[music]01:10:59
[music]01:11:07
[music]01:11:15
[music]01:11:19
Hello to prison01:11:22
funny wallet in the world01:11:26
George who is selling I'll break my arm if01:11:30
you open01:11:31
[applause]01:11:32
[music]01:11:50
mouth you're going somewhere01:12:00
Why am I here they brought you drunk everyone01:12:04
the cops were after you chasing me Why did they01:12:20
want an autograph01:12:22
mom, did you listen to me but I'm in big01:12:26
trouble like in that movie with Chaplin that you01:12:31
and I watched, remember where it was the more01:12:34
painful the01:12:36
funnier Chaplin is a pervert01:12:41
that01:12:43
mom Chaplin is a pervert not a single01:12:49
minor I'm here01:12:52
about01:12:53
you they weren’t And this is a well-known01:12:57
fact There is also a crime against the Lord01:13:00
I didn’t know Read the Bible I01:13:05
prop you need to be able to talk with people01:13:08
in heaven After all, they know everything there,01:13:11
especially Jesus and he also had an01:13:15
incredibly huge penis Isu hive01:13:20
idiot you priest01:13:24
was him But the fundamentalists01:13:28
kicked me out, deprived me of my dignity And now I carry01:13:32
the word of God on the road and in nightclubs01:13:35
and in the Holy Land in Jerusalem in Vegas01:13:39
one will be saved all this is true,01:13:42
just like the fact that Easter is on01:13:45
Sunday father Accept my Confession01:13:49
Sorry the shop is01:13:52
closed01:13:54
Maybe I can it’s great to help you, you01:13:57
woke up our01:14:00
martyr, tell me what’s01:14:04
bothering you, be bolder than Leni, I’ll help you.01:14:09
Okay, I have one friend, he did01:14:13
very bad things in his soul, he understands01:14:16
that he’s doing terrible things, but he can’t01:14:20
stop, one wise man said01:14:23
if your right eye is sinful, tear it out01:14:27
You understand what I mean01:14:31
Leni Okay then Go in peace and remember01:14:35
he is always watching over you God01:14:41
[music]01:14:43
Gleason Mr. Freeman I came for you01:14:47
where are we going in dosya what I'm facing officer01:14:51
fly life01:14:53
will show01:14:57
[music]01:15:21
good luck okay01:15:24
Tell me01:15:27
Everything01:15:30
yes01:15:33
Everything you have 201:15:37
minutes01:15:40
Okay01:15:43
So it all started when I decided to01:15:47
go to this01:15:51
Las Vegas how he01:16:00
mutters something there and then his blood is01:16:03
everywhere I even had to scrape off my01:16:09
brains I think it was the brains you know I’m01:16:12
not very good at anatomy01:16:28
funny Very01:16:33
funny Well done01:16:36
Freeman great01:16:40
guy, the story about this01:16:44
hand is especially01:16:48
good Okay I’ll come in the evening For the01:16:52
performance what are you01:16:58
capable of If you like me you’ll go01:17:01
on01:17:03
the air right away Sorry, I didn’t understand01:17:06
humor is the01:17:09
currency Monte said if you’re really01:17:12
good lead you to Vegas01:17:16
right away you don’t arrest me baby01:17:19
stop please otherwise I'm about to burst from01:17:22
laughter01:17:23
See you in01:17:24
the evening in my01:17:29
limousine This is your chance01:17:32
baby Don't01:17:47
screw this up and01:17:52
castella01:17:57
sheriff's office01:18:04
MBOU looking for your car I took the01:18:09
manager01:18:16
manager Be01:18:18
careful It's very hot today01:18:43
[music]01:18:46
well01:18:48
super I said I hope we're even now01:18:55
ah Oh by the way here the whole01:19:01
amount And definitely the whole Well, a little is missing01:19:07
for now, wait, I'll give you a promise in01:19:11
the evening, you'll give it back01:19:15
tonight if your01:19:17
clown doesn't01:19:20
handle it, you're in01:19:25
[music]01:20:06
motel pool01:20:11
[music] is01:20:13
closed Hello01:20:17
Hitch so so so Return of the prodigal01:20:21
son01:20:23
the air conditioning is covered imagine it's01:20:26
hot like under the chest01:20:29
you took01:20:31
the car from madam, otherwise these corpses would simply be fried01:20:34
there in the sun for this and01:20:37
managers are needed to resolve issues, for example, you01:20:39
wanted to go to the Monte Guy show Please forgive01:20:43
me VL myself As01:20:45
an egoist And you were01:20:48
right God01:20:50
will forgive now the VS will be as you01:20:54
want me I wish there were a dozen01:20:58
stores now I have an idea you01:21:03
have a good idea easy01:21:08
money Yes01:21:15
[music]01:21:21
easy01:21:28
Far still close I hope you understand01:21:32
that you need bigger loot don’t do01:21:45
that you know I once read about a guy01:21:48
who stood next to an ATM wearing a01:21:51
suit01:21:53
the suit doesn’t matter, it’s just a suit, he01:21:57
told everyone that he works in a bank and helps to01:22:00
withdraw money because the ATM is01:22:04
broken, these idiots gave Him their cards01:22:07
and PIN codes, this guy left with01:22:11
five hundred and gave people the 40-5001:22:13
dollars they asked him for them01:22:16
take it all off Brilliantly just deftly and01:22:21
nothing and unlike us he didn’t need to01:22:24
change his shirts at the end of the day because01:22:26
damn it I’m tired of driving where01:22:29
we are01:22:32
at all in place In a place where there’s01:22:36
nothing here Why01:22:43
[music]01:22:48
contract you’re a dead man of01:22:51
laziness01:22:53
Come back now or I'll kill01:23:01
you01:23:06
[music]01:23:16
Damn Dear Greil, forgive me for everything, I01:23:21
wasn't myself then01:23:23
But today everything01:23:25
has changed Today I understood how to01:23:28
fix everything and I know exactly what I have to01:23:31
do I always told you Listen to your01:23:34
heart and now my heart tells01:23:37
me what I want you to give01:23:41
me a second01:23:44
chance Today I became myself again01:23:48
forgive me and come to the motel01:23:51
after the show01:23:53
I have a big surprise for you01:23:56
Leni01:23:58
Postscript You're01:24:00
right the car may not01:24:02
[music]01:24:19
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get there01:24:24
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so01:25:05
warm for now 2 I've been stuck in this01:25:08
stupid01:25:12
parking lot for weeks And finally, do01:25:16
n't listen, you're01:25:19
next, it takes time for Rome to bleed01:25:23
There's all that No, I'm in a new01:25:27
image, you're crazy, assistant Monte is sitting there,01:25:30
these are very serious people, understand, they do01:25:34
n't change horses at the crossing, no one01:25:37
wants to hear about poor and hungry01:25:39
children of Africa Everyone wants to laugh and say01:25:42
funny baby, believe01:25:47
me,01:25:49
it's time to remember what I01:25:51
said01:25:58
[music]01:26:04
think So ladies and gentlemen Today01:26:07
we are on a farewell tour, we will welcome01:26:10
to our stage the king of bloody humor01:26:13
Lenny01:26:16
[applause]01:26:21
Freeman01:26:22
[music]01:26:24
This is yours chance baby Now you01:26:26
have01:26:28
inspiration I've always dreamed of this01:26:31
star if your right eye is sinful01:26:34
inspiration is in your trunk tear it out01:26:37
I like your friend will be saved alone01:26:40
will be saved All I have remained the same This is your01:26:43
chance Baby we are partners without01:26:49
squeezing thank you very much01:26:52
Wow Look how much spectators, such01:26:56
happy faces resemble statues from01:27:03
Easter Island, how do you like it MN and it’s a cool place I would01:27:08
live here forever my dad sat down01:27:13
forever only at the01:27:19
bar01:27:21
in short01:27:23
you know many people will tell you that marriage is a01:27:27
direct road to heaven no the road takes a01:27:51
detour01:27:59
Yes I’m01:28:03
now hey01:28:08
[ music]01:28:21
hey01:28:26
[music]01:28:29
motel last01:28:31
chance01:28:41
lost something great detectives of Hollywood what to01:28:45
do with it what are these things of a comedian he01:28:48
forgot them a Put it on the01:28:51
table Yes my01:29:12
hero x01:29:20
Hitch01:29:25
Hello01:29:33
Leni we've been waiting for you01:29:38
Quickly you01:29:40
got there you forgot01:29:42
line there's always another01:29:46
the path had to take a little walk in the fire01:29:49
before one person agreed to me01:29:51
with a kind01:29:56
soul Unfortunately, an accident happened, she was01:30:01
strangled I will explain everything that you will explain to01:30:04
Leni why you left me under the scorching01:30:07
sun without01:30:10
sunscreen, this is very01:30:12
sweet, I wanted to become the same and it’s01:30:18
already too01:30:19
late for you you can’t01:30:22
because there is no way back, you and I have a01:30:26
contract Yes, I’m breaking the contract,01:30:31
you hear I01:30:33
just don’t want to be famous anymore I’m01:30:38
sure what you were looking for in01:30:41
the trunk, what why did you stick your nose in01:30:45
the trunk to make sure everything is in01:30:48
order or were you looking for01:30:50
a little01:30:53
inspiration no no01:30:57
Stop it, you're knocking me down, it's all over01:31:01
If you want to stop me Kill01:31:03
me I don't care anymore01:31:06
ok ok well you know the lines You01:31:11
won today You01:31:18
won01:31:20
but01:31:23
Wait I'll01:31:30
show you something here they were looking for you I invited her to01:31:34
stay I'm offering you the01:31:37
same no no she's here nothing to do with no01:31:41
you're mistaken lin very much what do you have to do with01:31:50
it01:32:18
sit down have you heard of the fat man arbuckle01:32:24
no You know all the01:32:26
comedians The fat man was a great joker01:32:30
just like you he was a01:32:33
silent film actor at the beginning of the 10th century he was adored by01:32:37
women loved by children he had everything you could01:32:40
want But01:32:43
one day, during a three-day drinking binge01:32:47
in the city of01:32:50
Sann with his next long-legged01:32:53
girlfriend, he [ __ ] her with a bottle01:32:59
of champagne, so it was written in01:33:01
the protocol, of course no one knows for sure,01:33:04
because the girl bled to death,01:33:06
no one heard her screams and he didn’t remember anything,01:33:12
she01:33:15
called for help for a long time01:33:18
you know how it all ended,01:33:22
the court completely dropped all charges against the fat man01:33:25
and sent him home, he01:33:31
was acquitted, but01:33:33
people knew the whole truth,01:33:39
no matter how Fat Man tried to win their01:33:41
favor again, there was no way back,01:33:43
his career came to an end, his life was01:33:50
over01:33:52
and all because of one thing very small but01:33:55
truly01:33:59
fateful you see01:34:02
Leni you can regret the decision as much as you like01:34:06
but the consequences will still overtake you01:34:17
champagne I look like a01:34:20
cowboy01:34:22
you will do everything I say01:34:24
because from this day you will know exactly01:34:26
what the01:34:29
consequences are Nothing personal, friend I ask01:34:32
It's time01:34:39
[music ]01:34:50
start01:34:53
[music]01:35:04
[music] I01:35:09
'm sorry I'm sorry I beg you Forgive me I01:35:14
ask you to forgive me I beg you please01:35:20
help me I beg you01:35:22
help me I'll explain no stop help me help01:35:29
help me No Greil don't scream Listen we01:35:33
can be together now No need to01:35:35
scream Listen we can leave here01:35:38
as you wanted and you will become a croupier And I01:35:42
will perform at Monte's and we will be very01:35:45
happy because I love01:35:50
you so much You love me too01:36:02
I love you01:36:09
Lenny they01:36:20
really are01:36:29
waiting for you here01:36:32
Leni is very funny baby But Monte Guy01:36:36
needs a format simpler because he01:36:38
can’t stand01:36:41
performance art so I’m going to01:36:43
Las Vegas Get in the car01:36:50
kids01:36:54
my G my soul01:36:57
Fire got a01:36:59
lot Burn01:37:05
soaky01:37:07
[music]01:37:12
wom some love01:37:13
[music]01:37:15
to veg01:37:18
Vi01:37:20
veg01:37:21
[music]01:37:29
and now welcome to our01:37:32
Mr. Leni's show in Las Vegas01:37:35
[music]01:37:40
Freeman01:37:43
Thank you and a heart attack in addition to you here01:37:47
or with01:37:50
me [music] ladies and01:37:52
gentlemen I heard that you got01:37:56
married today Here01:37:58
she is01:38:02
after my father01:38:04
wanted to register in the01:38:06
[music]01:38:08
bar and finally I have for you have a surprise01:38:12
straight from amb Officer01:38:16
[music]01:38:20
Rey01:38:21
[music]01:38:28
we have to01:38:29
admit it01:38:32
[music]01:38:39
funny Welcome back01:38:43
[music] [applause]01:38:50
partner01:38:54
[music]01:39:39
[laughter]01:39:53
Good01:39:57
Man01:40:04
[music]01:40:08
you you01:40:19
look01:40:21
[music]01:40:26
lamb las01:40:32
[music]01:40:38
Vegas Good01:40:41
Man Good01:40:44
[music]01:40:49
Man01:40:56
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mediator director no01:41:07
Crowley starring Jim ocher Andrew West Josh01:41:12
McDermitt Walter Joslyn Ayana and others01:41:17
cinematographer Dick01:41:19
Buckley01:41:30
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[music]01:41:49
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[music]01:42:01
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Please Don 't About Me01:42:12
When01:42:14
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your and Don't You about When01:42:40
I'm Don't You When01:42:47
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I'm01:42:55
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W Man01:43:22
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find you Always01:43:27
Get The01:43:30
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the Kiss at01:44:09
Night Give plenty of Love01:44:13
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