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big 1

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he doesn’t know

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Ivan good evening good evening Alexander

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hello dear TV viewers on

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Channel One program the big difference

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what news from Alexander for

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several days in a row I’ve been casting

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for the role of a puppeteer in a popular

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children’s

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entertainment and program program however with

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Mikhail Leontyev no Alexander not

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guessed the moment of truth with Andrey Karaula

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for you, this is closer to lead Sergei Bradov

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almost to the point of good night

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kids with Oksana Fedorova, so why did

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n’t you pass the casting to become Alexander and

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now we will all find out together when we

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watch a parody of the casting in the program

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Good Night Kids Big for now I

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want to do otherwise don’t turn carried

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carry switch don’t switch on the air

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program with dad night kids

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Filya 40 years old not sleeping plowing make from

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ordinary burlap about this a lot of thunder

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this is how they calmly Chuvashia don’t

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switch today girls and

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boys over leaves stepashka

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because all week he behaved like a movie, that

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is, like the cable was the whole

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hour,

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what is the Tom and Jerry cartoon about, in

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fact, the code thinks that he is the main thing and is

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trying in every possible way to oppress the

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mouse that is gaining weight in world politics, you name

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the jump, you always always have to give it away, and

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the price of cheese has nothing to do with it

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however, a calm evening wow talking

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toys

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Japanese curtains

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woman what are you sitting there come

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here toys talking

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when night fell this round of rocks

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grinned right to dribble the ball goes then

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scared

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whiskers paws and tail here are my documents from to

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like mistake.

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I don’t understand why they have to hang around for 4

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hours

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as if I’ll offer coffee

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contacted some plush please

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take Fil and Stepashka how glamorous

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we got boots

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goodbye young girls

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like girls

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glue spider are you there probably

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hungry you really want I made you some sandwiches

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we slip

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the president where it will envelop

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and the

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limits of the jetta scoop perches births

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the best parties that we won’t watch now

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[applause]

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what an interesting job you have

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[applause]

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good night

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girls and boys I wish you to

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wake up

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tomorrow in the same stable country

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[applause]

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Alexander Yes Ivan let me ask

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you to take part in a special test I’m

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ready and so Alexander

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which television figure do you think

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embodies the beauty and charm of

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Kandelaki’s youth culture of speech Kandelaki

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intelligence I and Kandelaki erudition

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a little you sense of humor I and Kandelaki are

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not Kandelaki

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but and not you, let's sum up the results of the test

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Alexander Tsekalo

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Moscow 3 points Ivan

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Urgant 1 point Kirill Nabutov was not tested by a

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wide margin close friends

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Tina Kandelaki comes out on this stage

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[applause]

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[music]

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cinema as in from these parodies of themselves

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positive they have already made parodies something

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completed and how very funny and who made

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parodies of you, your great friend Garik

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Martirosyan, but since in appearance,

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unlike other people, in principle, if we

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grow long hair, he looks very much like me,

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so the breed was extremely successful

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and so that it would never leave the earth the

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best compliments from Garik Martirosyan

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which I heard when it was actively

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time to watch join the parody of the

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program details of the wall to let's see your

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differences and today I have a friend from

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Georgia and Fedor Bondarchuk is sitting in the tunnel right in front of me

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hello when I look at you and

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think about myself politics show business

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art culture everything is mixed like a

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vinaigrette I was cooking yesterday, in short, are

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you ready to admit I

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make good money think that it is important

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to work for women even more

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because the time now is autumn there is no

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snow in Vietnam at all there is no snow

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all year round say something about it

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[applause]

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I think that the most difficult thing on the set of

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my film Inhabited Island

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was to withstand the unreal heat and the

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unbearable spirit of my assistant,

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we filmed in Uzbekistan or Tajikistan,

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I don’t really understand countries where

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air conditioning does not work,

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now I’m telling you at least something for children in

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Afghanistan because when I'm scared

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[applause]

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darling, I'll even paraphrase a little,

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tell me in Moscow now you can buy

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normal jewelry and not so, and tell me

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which

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acting role is closest to you

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to kill the maniac Garik and you have such an

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interesting explanation

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Bondarchuk

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and now we have a funny program date to

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get used to humor erase that's who

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you won't get bored with on an inhabited island, and Fyodor,

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I remind you that the old film at least rented

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Fyodor Bondarchuk's inhabited island, I'm

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jumping, no, why

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[applause] there are a

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lot of inhabited islands in the world, and when

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he promises, I started to get red, by the way, I

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met this year

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in 2005 Shainsky ribbon and what currency and

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now all your fans are interested in

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hello because stupid knock for perhaps I’m

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not there yet why

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goodbye

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[applause]

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need to be emphasized

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[applause]

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guys where are you drinking tashtak here construction

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[applause]

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everyone very cool very scary there is a

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brilliant mom and dad 170 and shadows from Nigan

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Grishaev brilliant Tatiana was convinced of this once again

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of course parodies

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phenomenal Sergei Burunov which Fedor

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Bondarchuk

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I see for the first time I just didn’t know that

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Sergei Burunov is Fedor Bondarchuk

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because when I showed them that Fyodor

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Bondarchuk is Sergei Brannogo, from the

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actor, I specifically wrote out everything that you

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do and I would be spent and you

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understand from your lips

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what you are writing out either and the biography

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sounds simply scary, you raise

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children, you host television and

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radio programs, you shoot and act in

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films all the time get a higher

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education, get ready for a career as a politician,

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diplomat, write books,

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get tattoos, after all, these few

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blocks are the president of

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nudist hang gliding clubs, I just

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visited, finished reading, so Tina, tell me what else would you

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like to do if you

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just have free time for this, you know

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everything that you listed I I would like to

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do with you because I do everything that you

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listed 1 correct van there

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is no typo you said that I do all this

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myself,

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so I would gladly repeat all these

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processes with you together and with

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Alexander and women, too, three of us to

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raise children prices why

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not, first of all, believe me, between the three of us we

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will have much more children if we are

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more attentive, right, you

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will raise children together, we will

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act in programs

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together, we want to earn even

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more money, right, we will probably

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come to the very last question,

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we all remember very well film by Paul Verhoeven

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show girls and that all this is a complete

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phrase thank you long robe on your knees

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at a party sucks

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thank you TV legs

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comrade-in-arms for the sake of Ivan do

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you remember those days it was 80 90

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when musicians gathered in studios and

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recorded songs together together before

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Alexander I remember this very well I I remember when

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I was little, I was kneeling in front of the TV,

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I was then mostly on my knees walking around the

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apartment, my father asked me

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and kissed the screen on which there was either Chris

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Kelmi or Alexander Gradsky, Andrei Makarevich,

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Andrei Makarevich, and you

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kissed him especially hotly before Alexander, I

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kept trying to hit the lips, and so we

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also decided to record a song with the artists,

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but we couldn’t come to an agreement with them;

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there are no tours; they all have

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corporate parties; cars; so we asked

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one of our artists to sing for everyone

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else,

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let’s see

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[applause]

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[music]

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here’s one of those stories when there was a

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shore it’s worth

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guardianship

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[music]

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we carry

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with the bush Maxim

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Syrova I buy

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kazzinc comes to us but

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Karachev

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[music]

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oligarchs

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without dushmans

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in

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watchmen

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prizes we will gladly sing

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if they are

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normal

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we will sing to you for them bank

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rajat

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means

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show it looks

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like

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look which one let them

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tear up the signals fix your email

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[music]

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keys

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1

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what to you,

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we

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bring it to

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me in a day and it’s not a

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gold mine

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about because

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I’ll just go there

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and here and it’s the

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author’s birthday anniversary

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[music]

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his man

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spivak not

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and since it’s clear

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let what’s on him we are a cosmologist

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in money and the day

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[music]

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arsenal

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the singer could have

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all the

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pieces and the wedding but then wait, Kira will be

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lucky

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in the small one

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[music]

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days left

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[music]

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it is the day

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you

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visa lats player

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woman I’ll go a little

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style

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big 1

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Alexander share with good news for you

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today, you didn’t have a dream last night,

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I hope it was an erotic, maximum

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erotic dream, what is he waiting for? he was

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cutting the vegetables

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Alexander, they were just cutting the vegetables, you

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washed and cleaned them before that, that’s

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how truly erotic Alexander I

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would even call it the familiar word close to us,

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sex sex sex Alexander, you

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know, for some reason we are embarrassed to often

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say the word sex, they want

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sex already in winter, the baby is

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on top of everything, and secondly, sex

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literally enters every home Alexander,

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now it’s thanks to me that

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I go to every house on video technology not only I

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walk my house I found May I don’t

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pretend you are now several of you although

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of course you are for some

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Cerrone you have the word sex I’m talking about a

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noticeable TV presenter girl like for

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whom everyone became a part of her creative

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life whom you have I mean Anfisa

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Chekhov ladies and gentlemen whom

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we invite right now there’s a big difference to us the

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orbit of the questionnaire was coming

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from

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sit down I’m just a factory when

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I saw you I almost fell immediately show me

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please tell me how you

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feel about a parody of yourself

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[applause] I

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love it when people parody me,

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especially men, well in that case let’s

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undress our thoughts turn around and let's look at the

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breed, let's see a parody of the

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fit funky program, let's tighten it up. One of my

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friends had an operation and became one of

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my acquaintances.

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They got married and have been

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living happily for two days now, so I won't talk about them,

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I'll tell you about another friend of mine,

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Zinochka, she met a

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young man. and oh God, what

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was her disappointment when she found out about

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his sexual orientation, okay, if the

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object of his sexual desires were

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those you thought about, but no, you just won’t

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believe it, he’s going crazy

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[music]

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this is a young man’s name is Nick person

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like the famous hero of the series brigade

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and simply x boars Nikolai and he is not out

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of his mind as many might now think,

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he just loves flowers

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[applause]

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he thinks that he is a bee and like any bee

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he loves to pollinate flowers in medicine this

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case is called flora fillet and paraphilia

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is often unhealthy weighs down fell 8

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childhood psychological trauma at the

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age of five field was

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very frightened of a wild orchid

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[music]

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get rid of this are being built since the

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children's matinee to which they were came

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in a bee costume I can’t do anything by myself

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it’s blue to the knees of the world

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guy

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we’re friends with him school, he even witnessed me at a

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wedding

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[music]

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God

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bless him really, this man is an

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amazing man, we

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didn’t have such a harvest, but it took us 12 years to collect guts, that’s

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how this year we let him in for exactly five

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minutes the blooming garden has all died

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to look at this ball,

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and if it weren’t for the Colorado potato beetle,

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he would have helped us with the potatoes, well done,

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God forbid, God forbid him

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Nikolaev, of course I know Nikolay gold

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gold they are a man like their woman, but it

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looks like every day new flowers buy

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work

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Nikolay Krakow dear, look at the

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beauty, look at the Easter flowers,

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look at all the fresh ones that just

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opened up for you, what are you going to take, but you can still

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look at everyone,

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it seems to me that in our time,

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everyone can express their sexual

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fantasies as they please, Putin,

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nomads pollinating flowers or traffic cops

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stopping everything for

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speeding or even a designer of

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domestic cars

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personal 1 hd so dear men and

00:21:49

women do coke so

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that the flower appears life is a big

00:22:09

parody of the program leave it there no it’s

00:22:12

just starting to visit 2 for the

00:22:14

title anfisa

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you guessed it that’s exactly what I’m doing at

00:22:18

the end of the program and how much more top there is new

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I you liked the parody I

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really liked the parody but you know

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these, to be honest, in our program, in

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principle, we are talking about the same thing what is your

00:22:33

breed talking about, especially since the term for flora

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fillet for seems to exist why did you

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look at me from gas of two colors

00:22:42

more plants more to find a bumblebee,

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it’s good that it’s not a cockchafer mind on the

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same furry bumblebee,

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no move, they don’t know the furry one, we can all

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play a detective story with you, a furry bumblebee on

00:23:01

fragrant hops, Alexander, an abstract

00:23:04

topic, kate moss, who is a symbol of

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beauty, has recently become famous for the fact that in

00:23:10

London made of pure gold from Lily and her

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figure, what metal would you like

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your figure to be cast from? I would

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like my figure to be cast, for

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example, from milk chocolate and

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swampy pig, no,

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Muslims don’t eat pork, I would like everyone to be

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able to

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touch it to the saint applauded

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crossed out Poland Russia thank you for

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coming to us

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beautiful cutting off thank you Alexander my

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my second confiscated

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let's kiss on the Czechs

00:23:58

1 the big difference

00:24:02

Alexander I would like to ask

00:24:05

you a question right now that does not directly concern

00:24:07

your appearance do you like Alexander

00:24:09

to visit people

00:24:10

no I don’t like and do people invite you

00:24:14

Alexander to their home

00:24:15

people invite you but I don’t go and you know

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why cool the device why because an

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old Japanese proverb says

00:24:21

there is laughter and joy in the house but on the

00:24:25

left also not to be invites then I

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on the contrary does not invite I I love

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my name very much, but you know why why

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because an old Swedish

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proverb says

00:24:35

Uganda gate hide food in your mouth carefully and

00:24:38

knowledge of Russian folklore Alexander would

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at least like to invite you to the studio of a

00:24:42

man who is always happy to

00:24:43

invite guests and he made you

00:24:45

part of his profession this is a person

00:24:47

who professionally goes to visit and

00:24:49

works for food ladies and gentlemen the

00:24:52

legendary presenter Timur Kizyakov

00:24:57

[applause]

00:24:59

[music]

00:25:01

good evening the figures have passed I’ll ask Timur

00:25:07

my partner Alexander and there’s a cashier for

00:25:09

you

00:25:10

low questions went with how we’ll get our

00:25:12

haircut atomic hairstyles just sat down on

00:25:17

the topic do you like it when you are parodied

00:25:20

in general for 16 years of the

00:25:23

program’s existence and for eight hundred and thirty-five

00:25:25

issues and perhaps the first breed I’m

00:25:27

very interested in I suggest since there have

00:25:29

never been parodies of the program

00:25:31

while everyone is at home watch a parody of the

00:25:33

program while everyone is at home

00:25:40

tell your friends Let's tell our friends that

00:25:45

our warm house has opened for you, I

00:25:48

ask you to tap the tap while everyone is at home, otherwise

00:25:52

everything is for the mind and you, good morning on

00:25:59

the air,

00:26:00

scientific and educational so much

00:26:02

breaker on and the unsinkable

00:26:03

immortal program while everyone is at home

00:26:06

and I am its host Timur Kizyakov and today

00:26:09

we are visiting amazing person

00:26:11

folk craftsman Andrey Bakhmetyev

00:26:14

Andrey

00:26:19

better programs receive a lot of letters

00:26:22

this is not a problem we take an ordinary

00:26:26

plastic bottle up to 30 volts well

00:26:31

what Andrey stains in the capital of the plastic I

00:26:32

exalt the guests they came it’s not

00:26:35

plastic these are at least four spoons

00:26:39

saucers and a necklace for you on inventor’s day

00:26:43

this is mine wife Svetlana, son at school,

00:26:47

daughter at work and our daughter works, everything

00:26:51

I do, everything works and the

00:26:55

program lies, many letters come with

00:26:57

questions about how you met

00:27:00

Svetlana,

00:27:02

well, like everyone else, we

00:27:05

met as students, like everyone else as students, and a

00:27:09

year later with the help of here

00:27:14

I made proposals to Svetlana with these ordinary plastic bottles,

00:27:29

this is my son Anton,

00:27:32

and why will I have to go through this nonsense again?

00:27:35

Well, quickly go change clothes

00:27:36

and depend on him, but Andrey,

00:27:39

your crafts, forgive your invention from

00:27:45

plastic bottles, is it

00:27:47

widely known, and if there are any

00:27:50

inventions that are so to say,

00:27:54

unfortunately, many inventions did not go to the people, many inventions did

00:28:01

not go to the people, the drills, the car

00:28:07

did not take root at all, although the cord was enough to get

00:28:10

to the balcony and did

00:28:13

not go back for some reason, the guillotine for

00:28:16

thousand-dollar bills was

00:28:17

not understood when I suggested

00:28:20

using snot glue, although it is always

00:28:23

under the nose world fire extinguisher pistol

00:28:27

juice bulldog grandma seam disposable

00:28:30

TV fireplace

00:28:32

a lot of wandered in did not go ununderstood

00:28:38

[applause]

00:28:43

you're a

00:28:45

completely different matter with promise son

00:28:51

take normal dishes

00:28:54

how are you doing at school Russians two corpses and

00:28:59

ahaha and the dunce is all like the father but

00:29:02

I have a daughter

00:29:03

unlucky company she has some kind of oil

00:29:06

connection with real estate, but I hope that

00:29:09

she will come to her senses and continue her father’s work with the

00:29:13

help of an ordinary plastic bottle,

00:29:15

get it Svetlana, I see you have a

00:29:18

lot of old things,

00:29:20

it’s a pity to throw away that even I won’t

00:29:24

let you buy anything, everything is repaired by a

00:29:27

cyclone vacuum cleaner m21 scattered worse took repaired the

00:29:31

iron for the wedding gave it also didn’t

00:29:34

work also repaired my aunt

00:29:38

86 years old

00:29:39

old lady died and no almost

00:29:46

love love but in order to invent all this you

00:29:50

need free time do you

00:29:54

ever have a rest of course we

00:30:00

really love to travel

00:30:02

and I understand, that is, you take an ordinary

00:30:06

large plastic bottle, make a balloon out of

00:30:09

it and go around the world, not only

00:30:15

did you go mushroom picking, but it’s

00:30:18

not the season, we’re always in season,

00:30:23

you want to go with us to pick mushrooms,

00:30:27

but come with us

00:30:36

[music]

00:30:39

and

00:30:40

[music]

00:30:52

take heart

00:30:57

[music]

00:31:10

[applause]

00:31:17

1 turn

00:31:18

if anyone didn’t find out about the program while everyone is

00:31:21

at home in 1 breed in the entire history how many

00:31:23

were released in total de burgh 835 16 years and

00:31:30

by the way I would like there to be such parodies more often

00:31:32

because they will be the same

00:31:33

regularity then our next meeting

00:31:35

will happen when our program will be

00:31:36

32 about your 17 it looks like it was Alexander

00:31:41

Oleshko who is you and yes and gestures but

00:31:44

Bakhmetyev you look even more like must

00:31:47

Andrey that’s why Bakhmetyev didn’t come

00:31:48

perhaps a wish from our program I would

00:31:51

like from our program from

00:31:53

a long-liver

00:31:54

and television in Russia the program while

00:31:57

everyone is at home, I would like to wish in general the art

00:31:59

of parody and in your incarnation that

00:32:02

millions of viewers of the programs that

00:32:04

you parody and

00:32:06

like it, it’s funny, so that all

00:32:08

participants in those programs also find it

00:32:11

funny and also like it, and everyone who

00:32:12

does work on these programs so that you

00:32:15

also like it and it’s funny this is

00:32:17

probably the highest art

00:32:19

of parody you know Timur Kizyakov

00:32:20

play you will understand thank you

00:32:25

[applause]

00:32:29

tell Ivan you watched the series

00:32:31

liquidation

00:32:32

natural by the way Alexander

00:32:35

played the series maybe who was it you

00:32:37

played him you remember the boy who

00:32:39

installs hero laser defense

00:32:41

so I played his friend with me,

00:32:45

Fyodor Stukov

00:32:46

Alexander Loye and Elena Kondulainen auditioned for this role, but I

00:32:49

won and why didn’t you star in the series of

00:32:51

liquidations I didn’t pass the audition they couldn’t

00:32:54

eat the yeast Alexander but how do you

00:32:57

know I know there was a lot of trembling not

00:33:00

eaten when I came to play,

00:33:02

but then Alexander, especially for you,

00:33:04

I want to announce that a

00:33:06

new series is coming out on the screens soon, yes, this is a new series,

00:33:09

Sergei Ursulyak, and they already

00:33:11

offered me a role there, so

00:33:12

let’s see right now

00:33:13

what kind of series we are watching after the success

00:33:19

series liquidation

00:33:20

director Sergei Ursulyak began

00:33:23

filming the film to modulate

00:33:25

Maxim Maksimych Isaev, better

00:33:28

known to the people as Stirlitz, and already from the

00:33:30

first frames of the picture it’s

00:33:32

easy to recognize the handwriting of the creator of the liquidation of

00:33:41

Stirlitz, you’re mine so I can live like this, you’re

00:33:47

sitting here and lying to me,

00:33:49

she needs me like this here's the talk

00:33:52

mueller shop yes so no you want

00:33:55

to close me behind an iron door so I live behind it

00:33:57

I die at this job a hundred times a

00:34:00

day I make trackers

00:34:03

and this is what I like thank you yeah style

00:34:07

you know I love the mask jumped but

00:34:10

what do you say for your fingerprints

00:34:12

on the suitcase radio operator you will laugh at

00:34:17

my story müller if you want

00:34:19

the truth it is clearly the husband of citilux

00:34:24

well God bless her give me

00:34:26

something that I wasn’t ashamed to believe I’m

00:34:29

walking along the blue channel once and an

00:34:31

oil painting by some [ __ ] took the fashion of

00:34:35

throwing an airplane bomb at a residential building,

00:34:37

people could get hurt, they got hurt

00:34:39

yesterday they had apartments and today there is

00:34:43

bewilderment, grimy children or a lot of things are

00:34:46

burning soot, babies are crying and the madam

00:34:50

dies for a second because they have

00:34:53

such a weight in their hands that the binder won’t

00:34:56

lift it,

00:34:58

I did it for I’m not a suitcase and what do you

00:35:01

think she didn’t pick it up okay okay

00:35:07

calm down the movie once it’s good this is a ray in

00:35:11

the story about a crocodile that you

00:35:13

strangled and then take some idiot and

00:35:15

make a suitcase out of it and your strength from the

00:35:17

ovens what our people will turn sour for you and I

00:35:25

beg you

00:35:26

[applause] you’re

00:35:27

lucky, but I can’t say a few words to you

00:35:30

for your post, this man settled down in

00:35:33

our dungeons like a torture house in his own house, he

00:35:35

skips interrogations, he doesn’t go to interrogations, what kind of

00:35:38

novars do we have, this is high, he’s a useful

00:35:41

witness, he knows the underground,

00:35:43

he’s very good the west of the field is worth why we can’t

00:35:45

cope the underground will already be like charlie

00:35:48

chaplin and it’s not funny before the post he says

00:35:52

little but says deliciously ask müller

00:35:54

before the pastor this man who is not there and

00:35:57

soon will not be at all I won’t say for the whole of

00:35:59

Berlin but on Alexanderplatz tell the

00:36:02

pastor to the floor Fritz always has a couple of smart

00:36:04

words

00:36:05

[applause]

00:36:09

comb such poter guns to serve

00:36:13

with him it is impossible to deal with he has a lot of

00:36:15

intelligence and little conscience to look at documents

00:36:18

and then we mock

00:36:21

foreign intelligence services 6 library

00:36:26

documents are available well,

00:36:30

no one talks about it for nothing name a

00:36:33

reasonable one the price and you and I will agree,

00:36:35

for example, both that I will get the Barbarossa plan,

00:36:51

but for your 25,000,

00:36:54

these you are hurting me, this is our

00:37:01

profession of a dictator, I have it so roughly

00:37:07

cracked 3

00:37:08

[ __ ] posts no longer eat in our

00:37:10

canteen there is no time to speak

00:37:12

[applause]

00:37:24

Well, you've seen such betrayal,

00:37:27

not even in the movies, although there and even after

00:37:29

work, I won't have a friend

00:37:32

named Stern,

00:37:33

Pastor, you sound offensive, so go

00:37:37

throw your head in the dung, and you

00:37:40

no longer have a friend named Pastor, and I don't

00:37:42

feel comfortable walking with you one

00:37:45

Berlin at a time, but then he skis for you and he

00:37:53

switzerland for you there, you won’t even sweat down the hill,

00:37:55

go to bed

00:37:58

and I’ll ask you to stay,

00:38:03

she needs me

00:38:06

big Alexander, did you notice that there

00:38:11

are more and more

00:38:14

educated and

00:38:16

intelligent people around, why is this suddenly

00:38:18

Alexandra and let’s explain all of a sudden, with the fact

00:38:21

that

00:38:22

intellectual programs are becoming increasingly popular among

00:38:25

experts, there is now a unique opportunity

00:38:27

to meet people who, one

00:38:29

might say, bring knowledge into our homes,

00:38:31

our guests are

00:38:33

the host of telephones and games in his count

00:38:35

Dracula seam and one of the famous

00:38:38

players of this program on .

00:38:40

[applause]

00:38:47

[music]

00:38:49

[applause]

00:38:52

woman or come to meet

00:38:57

outside the program Peter sanatorium meetings you

00:39:01

of course really wanted on the other hand a

00:39:03

question of great ethics game if you

00:39:07

remember for money for money and suddenly

00:39:11

someone notices that Kuleshov and

00:39:13

Wasserman are drinking in some cafe,

00:39:16

but I won’t, the question involuntarily arises:

00:39:19

why me, what kind of money, why are they

00:39:22

winning the film with rubbish, so

00:39:26

you have to step on the throat, you can

00:39:28

tell your own song not to meet,

00:39:31

and now we, with our distinguished

00:39:32

guests and some presenters and

00:39:35

TV viewers, will watch a parody of our

00:39:37

own program a game of a big difference,

00:39:44

hello dear viewers, I am glad to

00:39:46

welcome you to the program my own game

00:39:49

today we are visiting the family of Anatoly

00:39:52

Wasserman

00:39:54

Wasserman both I would rip it off myself boats well

00:40:00

look now and do the job

00:40:04

doctors dams

00:40:05

or that Vinogradov’s theorem golts groin has

00:40:09

already proven applause to the family

00:40:13

Anatoly Wasserman

00:40:19

before start and remind you to

00:40:22

see in all games there is a prize from

00:40:24

our sponsor, the company parrish trouser

00:40:27

named cups for the cooler,

00:40:29

each cup covered with thickness has a

00:40:32

half diva and a bottom handmade

00:40:34

parrish trouser things that are unknown

00:40:37

why and we start the game and how the categories of

00:40:41

blue rounds sturgeon couple

00:40:43

art of the sea husbands of Krupskaya slavery

00:40:48

drills choose lavsan fibers if you

00:40:52

notice we don’t have a category for lavsan

00:40:54

fibers how is it you don’t have a category

00:40:57

noodles new hair I’ve spent my whole life

00:40:59

studying noodles new hair I have nothing for it

00:41:01

cars no fate

00:41:08

well good art 500 this is exactly the

00:41:12

work Anton I managed to get a check with

00:41:14

the symbol of the hut nylon God bless you seagull

00:41:18

choose further it's a bit so let's steam

00:41:22

sturgeon

00:41:23

for 24 steamed sturgeon for 200 for 20 only

00:41:28

sausages in the dough

00:41:29

well, let's try the sausages in the dough

00:41:32

for 20 let's try not to burst from

00:41:34

laughter you get an

00:41:36

audio question listen

00:41:44

and so this avshar rain,

00:41:52

more precisely, it’s mushroom, that’s more precisely mushroom

00:41:57

Lipetsk, it’s a shame this is loading rubble, the

00:42:01

sponsor of our game, the company before Strauss,

00:42:04

and has prepared souvenirs for our players,

00:42:06

these are iridium two-handed rakes, plus

00:42:09

send them out, buy hands and

00:42:11

African and piles of page trouser

00:42:13

money wasted, let’s

00:42:16

play further youtube husbands Krupskaya 500

00:42:20

and this means that the question is a rebound, what is not,

00:42:26

this is a category of a pig in a poke,

00:42:28

yes, well, it’s also logical for me who

00:42:31

Anatoly will transfer the pig in a poke

00:42:35

goes to Anatoly Wasserman, thanks

00:42:37

a lot, I already have 40

00:42:40

cats at home, my wife will

00:42:42

probably kick them out and we have the last

00:42:47

question question auction place your bets

00:42:49

damn it

00:42:51

Boban what the hell bank gave out from the last

00:42:54

broadcast owe 7000 rubles and bets

00:43:00

are made Boris 100 rubles Anatoly million in no

00:43:04

coins musical question listen no

00:43:07

Ichigo

00:43:08

we are not and for bitter regrets there is no

00:43:14

one sung about in this song continue the

00:43:16

line Anatoly installers high-altitude workers

00:43:19

Boris lavsan milk for us Boris are you

00:43:23

sure that the correct answer is

00:43:25

lavsan fiber, that is, we are not stokers,

00:43:27

we are not carpenters, well, God be with you, listen, we

00:43:30

carried out the answer, don’t shout, guy,

00:43:33

and there are no quotes for bitter regrets,

00:43:43

absolutely true song we are lavsan

00:43:46

fibers 1965 year there will be a special recording

00:43:49

of the state television and radio for the day of the chemist and

00:43:53

today's meeting receives from our

00:43:55

sponsors a zirconium stand for

00:43:57

business cards in a circle, the queen group will get along with the

00:44:00

amber on the highest shore, the Strauss wig, the

00:44:05

ostriches are shiny and don’t need all of your own, and with

00:44:18

what pleasure I watched

00:44:21

ours strive. but it was more interesting for me to look

00:44:23

at Anatoly and Petrovna, in the sense that it was

00:44:26

fun to watch and observe and it’s very

00:44:28

joyful when people smile you

00:44:30

liked the parody

00:44:31

and is it even similar to how to calculate I really

00:44:35

liked it, well, it seems, but except for the fact

00:44:40

that I’ve never had a family

00:44:44

and don’t expect to have one then everything else is

00:44:45

quite definitely not scary polski iron

00:44:49

so nice thin

00:44:51

thin just like how I was fifteen

00:44:54

years ago

00:44:55

with this and to conclude in more detail

00:44:57

let’s come to what interests us all

00:45:00

is what’s inside the vest in real life let’s start with the

00:45:03

pockets that are visible

00:45:05

here in the pockets on in my trousers, a charger for

00:45:10

a mobile phone,

00:45:11

maybe a few of them, imagine

00:45:14

I haven’t run out of pre-revolutionary

00:45:18

supplies yet, here you go, you collect your

00:45:22

hair there, take it out there, oh my God, I

00:45:26

asked for it to produce, and here’s the case,

00:45:33

Anatoly, you need a string bag, let’s simulate

00:45:36

the situation, well, or if you buy

00:45:41

something angular Well, for example, a charger for a

00:45:43

mobile phone, a charger, God bless you,

00:45:46

if you buy, say,

00:45:49

several boxes of washing powders,

00:45:52

then all the way you wonder

00:45:55

if they will pierce the plastic bag with their corners,

00:45:57

for such angular things

00:46:00

I still carry an A8 with me, tell me this is a

00:46:03

childish question, this is not it’s hard to

00:46:05

put everything soon on this vest with all the

00:46:09

stuffing about 7 kilograms I’m used to

00:46:11

Anatoly Vaserman Petr Kuleshov your game

00:46:17

[applause]

00:46:19

Alexander recently saw what store you

00:46:21

buy fingerless gloves you

00:46:23

follow fashion I’m following you Ivan

00:46:26

spied it’s pointless to follow us

00:46:28

Alexander look at call it

00:46:30

inexpensive not catchy and not fashionable

00:46:33

unfortunately poor nose of dignity even

00:46:35

Alexander and all because in ballet shoes we carry the

00:46:37

program Vyacheslavovna Zaitseva fashionable

00:46:39

verdict

00:46:48

[music]

00:46:57

and then he lived for a long time as a sinner hood

00:47:01

we were taken out under the grill for knowledge is

00:47:05

from this to serve and the matter of excessive in the

00:47:10

hobby of theaters, the daughter or mount

00:47:13

blames her mother and son Mamatova, so let's

00:47:18

start on the day of you, hello my mother,

00:47:23

she works as a costume designer, we are in the theater and

00:47:26

lately she has been using it more and more often,

00:47:28

you know, she constantly wears

00:47:31

theater costumes,

00:47:32

even recently there was a meeting at school and

00:47:35

she came to in the suit of a lieutenant of the Rzhev

00:47:38

word

00:47:39

that she pinched the chemistry teacher for the club of

00:47:43

negativity they ruined and so the time has come

00:47:46

to get acquainted with this with this miracle so I

00:47:49

invite the defendant Mamuta half a hundred

00:47:55

baselevs to be [

00:47:56

music]

00:47:58

[applause]

00:47:59

[music]

00:48:03

[applause]

00:48:04

buy and

00:48:06

from the supermarket can appreciate the cart

00:48:09

we protect for that you have to spend the

00:48:11

night Olechka shobla just great

00:48:13

be your name

00:48:14

and you know I look at my client

00:48:17

and I

00:48:19

understand that before

00:48:24

only countesses

00:48:26

and queens could afford such outfits and now any theater costume designer

00:48:33

let a woman blame all the presence and so you

00:48:44

imprison the editor-in-chief magazine

00:48:46

knitted glamor look. Khromchenko way or

00:48:49

bathed

00:48:51

drinking I understand that mom manages

00:48:53

to look young only in contrast with the

00:48:55

dress of the 18th century, but of course you'll

00:48:58

excuse me crinoline corsets

00:49:00

and bank hairstyles mom seemed to be

00:49:04

stuck on Nikita Mikhalkov's set

00:49:06

and then either

00:49:08

she was the only one with this dress emphasizes your

00:49:11

so-called lump figure,

00:49:15

these are how people around you generally react to the fact

00:49:18

that you walk around in such outfits, you know

00:49:22

very well, imagine such a scene,

00:49:25

I was recently going to work on the subway in a

00:49:28

goblin costume, so four people after

00:49:31

that stopped drinking right away, straight

00:49:36

expensive beans and everything is clear it’s clear because I didn’t

00:49:38

know both, that is, it’s time to bring a

00:49:40

natural element, click on it, we’ll give

00:49:44

you money and you’ll go to the store and

00:49:45

buy it, everyone will like it while love

00:50:03

spends our money and collects sales and

00:50:05

cash receipts,

00:50:06

it’s time to get acquainted with the

00:50:09

rest of the wardrobe and so you just see

00:50:11

guys please speech things began

00:50:12

please

00:50:15

take away not my things

00:50:20

explain there would be a jar of pasta like

00:50:25

this

00:50:26

or sound in notices notices

00:50:28

amazing

00:50:30

and had a

00:50:33

great time in which theater and

00:50:49

works we will squeeze and in the Perm theater of the

00:50:52

young at night for a long time the audience our heroine is

00:50:59

ready and so meets the love of a young

00:51:02

fighter

00:51:07

[music]

00:51:08

[applause]

00:51:12

nut, it’s like they just killed me at the Czech market

00:51:17

and didn’t buy this, I’m

00:51:20

just at our work, we’re

00:51:23

looking at the weekend, we’re going to pick

00:51:25

mushrooms,

00:51:26

and he doesn’t give me a jacket or a raincoat, and then there’s

00:51:29

camouflage, again, fighting with competitors,

00:51:31

here’s the recipe scenes silence years, she

00:51:36

take the keys and bought it, well, what am I

00:51:49

living with now, I’ll show you everything on the map,

00:51:53

green, great, what do you say, forks, well,

00:52:03

judging by the purchase in our defendant, there is a

00:52:05

small bridge and to at least

00:52:08

visually enlarge it, I would teach you to

00:52:12

wear something dark maybe with an

00:52:14

intellectual drawing, for example,

00:52:18

Sarah punk of petty Aristotle, it would go to

00:52:22

save you to the ruler, but it seems to me that

00:52:25

the most important thing is that to be honest,

00:52:30

we all women dream of dressing flip and

00:52:35

waiting for them to cut us up and fry us with

00:52:38

potatoes what a phenomenon dear

00:52:48

women, of course,

00:52:49

die on a white horse and it should also be

00:52:56

for this that Olechka Bansko is waiting for my dear

00:52:59

Arinochka Evelinka Lenochka and

00:53:03

Arkady's habit I will start everything made up as

00:53:06

they say

00:53:07

any subtle truth is better than any thick

00:53:11

war

00:53:13

fashion even after 20 years does not cease to be

00:53:16

relevant ada is just moving to the dacha

00:53:20

this could be a slander and I words they will explain to me

00:53:25

and find out about life

00:53:28

[applause]

00:53:34

Alexander will let our program end,

00:53:37

I’m interested now that Ulyana sat down

00:53:40

with you Alexander in a month we

00:53:41

will see you in a month Ivan in a month I’ll see you right now

00:53:44

Alexander they have us with you she’s from the

00:53:46

viewer I understood her so stupid What do you

00:53:48

think, Ivan, we will definitely see the viewers

00:53:51

because

00:53:53

no one has yet escaped from our tenacious clutches, and you are

00:53:55

the audience, please write us parodies,

00:53:58

we need yours in your homeland, you don’t have to write, you

00:53:59

can draw the breed, send them

00:54:01

to us for and the best of them will be

00:54:03

filmed and played by our

00:54:04

wonderful artists it's time

00:54:07

to say goodbye I forgive you the vampire I see the

00:54:09

special ones myself we'll get him drunk on a date

00:54:11

friends it's gone a big difference a

00:54:12

big difference on the first

00:54:17

new ones

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Большая разница: выпуск 1. Пародия – один из самых смешных, но также и один из самых сложных поджанров юмора. Органично соединить наиболее выразительные черты оригинала, довести их до уровня гротеска, при этом сохранив самоидентичность – задача непосильная многим. Но только не Ивану Урганту и Александру Цекало! С 2008 года их передача «Большая разница» пародирует самые знаковые и яркие отечественные телепрограммы, а также приглашает их героев в студию, чтобы на месте выведать у них их мнение о пародии. В первом выпуске «Большой разницы» – кастинг на «Спокойной ночи, малыши», пародия на Тину Канделаки и Федора Бондарчука, пародия на «Секс с Анфисой Чеховой» и многое другое! Первый выпуск «Большой Разницы» смотрите онлайн на Rutube. -------------------------- Подпишись и смотри шоу пародий «Большая разница»: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI97Mgifxj_jGWI8jYVkXsw?sub_confirmation=1 Rutube - https://rutube.ru/metainfo/tv/3218/ Официальный сайт - https://sredatv.ru/en/ --------------------------- «Большая разница» - пародийное юмористическое шоу с Иваном Ургантом и Александром Цекало в роли ведущих. Герои популярных телепередач и сериалов увидят себя со стороны прямо в студии, а вместе с ними и вы. Вся коллекция культовых пародии на нашем канале!

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