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00:00:09
[music]
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why everyone loves samurai so much for their
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courage, loyalty,
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or maybe for their shiny deadly
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swords, why they became pop culture, judge for
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yourself all the words of samurai life are
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sorted out by brands, although the samurai
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frostbitten servants with swords
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favorite vassals of history did not notice that
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other vassals were also loved and than for
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example a block Western European
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nobleman samurai servant by default a
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samurai without a master is not a samurai this is ronin
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which by the way is also treated kindly and with the love of
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writers a samurai is always someone’s well
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and you whose samurai you are
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please
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yes let’s start I Vasily 8 they don’t
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give that we haven’t started yet really
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relax
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Vasily the king touching the Greek yes everything is
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logical because I am from Yakutia Yakutia that
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kingdom of permafrost
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the king from the kingdom turns out but every time
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I look at the mirrors I have an
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internal dissonance I think well, like
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Vasily already, what a la silla from n.d.
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Yakut euphoria
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and jus Khan bargon and gasoline DPT
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replica from the first episode
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on the kingdom kingdom kingdom on the
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ice drift in Yakutia this event is going out after
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all oh the river went to live we'll be [ __ ] we'll
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film it later it's all in stories this is the
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kind of content we'd
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like to get have they filmed a series with income for
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10 seasons in advance
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there is no money and a song of ice and fire about we believe
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in fire until the sacred god of fire we feed the
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fire Moscow we also feed everyone we feed
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except ourselves Moscow what kind of animal is so
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interesting we thought we’ll feed Moscow she
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will come help us in the end that beast
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came, sniffed and left read Moscow
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about flew by flew by flew by silence and
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after this joke I forgot to say that I
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perform in the genre of chanson stand-up
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[applause]
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I’m from the reality where dogs stick together
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dogs stuck together
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motives of the north you go to school minus 44
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degrees one degree was not enough for
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you not studied, you go in awe and see this
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sight, it’s embarrassingly scary, very
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interesting, they look at you, they all
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understand what we’re talking about, merged dogs,
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you understand, you understand, the cat is only a dog,
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and the dog turns out to be a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a
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dog,
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okay, let’s say, who has problems with
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imagination? visualizations who have never
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encountered or seen dogs stuck together
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there are such, maybe there was some kind of misunderstanding we
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had at the very beginning, don’t
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be shy there are such everyone saw
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for real you all are fine especially for
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people like you I prepared something here under the skin
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[music ]
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wow, this is what stuck together
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dogs look like, yes, but this is not a photo from Yakutia, if
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we are more for painting, but we
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only photograph the ice drift, these are
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small dogs, and yes, they neatly
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stuck together, apparently a photo studio specially
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photographed them, very, very nice,
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it looks in general, this is an illustration of a
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toxic codependent relationship I'm going to lose my family, I'm going to get
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lost, one wanted love and 2
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wanted something more, and this is what it
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led them to; it's
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not so easy to separate; they
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can't look each other in the eyes anymore, because it's
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just a dog, a boy and a dog, a girl; a
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male and a female; a male and a female; a dog dog,
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by the way, this is the name of my next
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composition chanson stand-up
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male and female dog and female dog and dog male
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and female male and female pisa dog well,
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why don’t you keep yourself at
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home rus
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and for chanson stand-up with range elements
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it’s Vasya Gabyshev this is my speech in
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general yes this is a gift to the best viewer
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today yes I will evaluate you at this
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moment get ready to talk about the weather let’s
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talk a little about the weather
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well we don’t know each other well Julio than what to
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download the weather I don’t know why every time I’m by
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surprise why I’m not every time I’m ready
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for this, no matter where I am, in
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whatever city, and I come everywhere, some kind of
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fucked-up weather, where the apocalypse everyone
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tells me, we haven’t had anything like this for a long time, well, like this,
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what kind of this, well, this
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is clear, I know I live in Khabarovsk and
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found acid rain there
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because it was on my face,
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yes, I was blue-eyed, my name was not Nikita,
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and then I catch myself thinking, what am I
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forgetting 4 they constantly forget and don’t understand, I
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can do it at any moment
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[applause]
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I understand your emotions, it’s difficult to be a
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shaman comedian who still practices
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that stand-up chanson chanson stand-up
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sansung disclaimer yes and okay yes I am a shaman
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comedian but don’t worry I don’t follow this
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dirty path I honor the shaman’s code
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don’t cast magic during a performance don’t
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use a real tambourine that’s if
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that jim b2b
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yes who has heard of Alexander Ga, a Bolshevik
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shaman who went on foot to
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exorcise Putin's demon to such
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applause of support, thank you, yes,
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no, well, everyone supported that's enough, you're
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Russian, well, anyway, Alexander Golyshev is a
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shaman warrior, I'm a shaman, a comedian, and I believe in him
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because that's how it is accepted in the family is
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generally amazing, but unfortunately he
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is now in a Yakut
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psychiatric hospital for shamans,
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his superpowers
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and sense of justice were temporarily taken away from him, I don’t know
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why I even had such an idea to
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go on foot, knowing that according to the
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program and Kuskovo tourism, all shamans
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are given flowers teleportation in general, why did they
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stop him, let him go with the phrase I'm going on
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foot to Moscow, damn it, go for God's sake,
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of course, go and
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make a film about him before he gets any
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income, so in general Gabyshev is already in Moscow, I'm
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not afraid of you, the theme is grandfather demon, I'm not afraid of
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you, you understand where you are it
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will always be like this I’m
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not afraid of all
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these dedok because I know how to
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communicate with older people I was raised by my
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grandmother I’m my grandmother’s samurai I carry in me
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the smell of pies
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that my mother’s vulture draws from my father’s tramps
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and I here are the same as me who
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were raised by grandmothers but eat right
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there are kindred spirits oh how many of you are
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wonderfully
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amazing then you should know that those
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who were raised by grandmothers smell
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the same and that’s what care smells like
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in general I love my grandmother but over time
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I realized that she’s a hypocrite
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well, first of all, for some reason she gave all
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her friends a nickname lame leg crooked
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to the frog and dick these are all strange to hear
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the phrase at ten years old you are there, this little
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frog died before traveling and
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then I thought, why the hell is that frog
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of course not a catwoman, she won’t
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save the world anymore and this whole bunch is from the comedy of the
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Balabans they came to visit us,
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warm friendly conversations were had as
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soon as grandma closed the door behind them,
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she was so
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finally [ __ ] up, the mugs behind them washed the
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candies, they devoured all my favorites, she started
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war tea, and well, somehow this happens most often
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in Yakutia, she began to growl, yes
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on our way, all old people turn into
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dogs of
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man's best friend
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guy sitting 1 grandfather I just heard
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what the [ __ ] this is my performance
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bro filming
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[applause]
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and then grandma got a phone she
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started doing the same thing only on
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the phone she was talking to my mom
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somehow and such
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hello yes Natasha, well, no money, no money,
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no, and we are sitting with grandma, marshmallows, eating
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tea with bergamot, drinking a shitload of money,
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by the way, and tea with bergamot, who drank tea with
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bergamot and who saw a separate
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bergamot from them, well, here you are now I’ll throw
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a lasso at you and what does bergamot look like,
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such a violet and where did you see it in
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the village and where exactly does grandma have a lot of
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[ __ ], she treats you like a native
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of course I generally noticed that bergamot is
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difficult to find bergamot is difficult to find just like
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love
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you go looking for you think how does it look they
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don’t notice that all this time it was
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next to you you could see it
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your princess nuri and then you
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dip each sachet with relish until the
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taste disappears in my
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thoughts, my
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grandmother doesn’t know that ending a
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telephone conversation is not only a
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phrase, while you still need to press a button, it
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continues to throw some kind of horror
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[applause]
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got caught,
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no money, no yet from you, I
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can imagine that [ __ ] just
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heard a smoke asking for money and
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grandma says night will hear . so yes, I know
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my mother hears everything, God sees everything,
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then when we meet, my mother pretends that she did
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n’t hear anything, my grandmother pretends that she didn’t
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say anything, I pretend that I do
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n’t understand [ __ ], we’re sitting drinking tea with bergamot,
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in general, I don’t have a very ordinary granny,
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well, she’s mine lover of fun
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and
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[music]
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lower back I'm not on fire drinking grandmother
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sounds creepy and daddy doesn't smell of
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care at all
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more like some unpleasant story
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Moscow talk show let them talk in this
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studio we are discussing the story of which it is
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impossible to remain silent
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Yakut grandmother raised her grandson drinking
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grandmother and he happy
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next I go into the studio these are my friends
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[applause]
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no it’s not so much more
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solemnly festive pension for
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maybe a more the party time in general at the
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party for Evribadi dance
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Buranovsky grandmothers stole my
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grandmother’s songs by the way I want to tell you a
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story about how wonderful last year was on a
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summer day, the hut celebrated the day of laundry
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soap, drank homemade
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balms, everything was wonderful, the clearing was
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covered, watermelon, fish, pasta with
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meat may not look like a period, there will be a
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twisting of the intestines, and here all my life,
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some kind of factory scares me,
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who is this Zyablitzky, they [ __ ] up the shock
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and this is how it was who watched Harry
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Potter the sixth part of the Half-Blood Prince
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we now you will now understand why I'm
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great when you have to remember that
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scene from the film where Harry and Dumbledore
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went to look for Horcruxes and came across a
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lake where Dumbledore drank this [ __ ] water
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from a cup remember yes yes so that's what I'm doing
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in the same way, I was drinking granny, no matter what I
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say, I should drink well, professor
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in the general MTS BA network, we drink more little
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by little, give them the dark lord, until
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some point she starts speaking in
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Parcel Tan, I don’t [ __ ] understand, and now
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she tells me not from me anymore so
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I can’t
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kill me brown what the [ __ ] Harry
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I’m Vasily Vasilyevich
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yes-yes-yes my grandmother gave her middle name in
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honor of my grandfather in general how to indicate this
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problem who to call hello hello
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my grandmother is Dumbledore she drinks
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horcruxes and that’s who says as I tell
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you I’m an ordinary guy
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shaman comedian Vasily Vasilyevich
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Gabyshev it’s strange my grandmother always
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drinks at home because magic does
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n’t work outside Hogwarts and
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we don’t [ __ ] need these essay problems pieces by the Ministry of Magic
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and of course I don’t know sometimes I think
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I’m a horsefly if all this were me I wouldn’t be like
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all these jokes it’s unlikely that I was brought up in a
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female environment, I don’t have a father, no, but my
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mother reassured me by coming up
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to me and saying, you x Vasya, I don’t have a
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father, I don’t have a father,
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the main thing is to remember that we are the children of Genghis Khan
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[applause]
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my grandmother said not in case she and whirlpools
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she has a father
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grandmother a lot of thoughts instilled in me the series
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one day she came up to me and
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said yes Vasya
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your acne was given to you for the sins of your
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father when you meet him you gave out all the
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hatred from yourself let’s
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continue the comedy this is what water is
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I’ll drink to and the bottle was cut off wrong This,
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by the way, is all the charm of Mikha,
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decorated with radiance, cut off with [ __ ]
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bottles from a glass of pure Yakutia, I didn’t
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get enough sleep today, there are those who didn’t get enough sleep,
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and if it’s not a secret why you didn’t get enough sleep,
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the sun was shining in your eyes in front of the window, you
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sleep during the day and in the morning, and you woke up because of
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the sun so the birds reached out next to
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you impregnation I’ll go to the stand-up apiary of the
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big one today well done well done I
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didn’t get enough sleep because of sex
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not them because of other people’s sex
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[applause]
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behind the wall of my flatmate and
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part-time friend
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well what the [ __ ] friend not after that yes and
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brings you into the shared apartment in general, greedy
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beef, of course, listen to already sex, it’s
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painfully awkward, unpleasant, lay today in
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pain, oh my God, I’m from Yakutia,
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permafrost, we don’t scream, you understand, we
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keep the
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citizens warm from when someone there screams, you’re [ __ ]
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frying them, what a damn screamer in at
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some point I wanted to rush into the room with him,
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stand for a while in the dark,
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assess the situation, catch their gaze, you
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can say more quietly, but I’m not such a
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brave person, yes, I generally
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agree very quickly, I understand the conditions,
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when I drink tea with cookies, my cookie
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falls, so yes
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I don't give a [ __ ] and I'll drink a little bit more D.N. so I
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found this mothma hall on Instagram
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shouting about a new beginning and aggressively
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giving us likes on shut up she
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goes to museums there, posts poems on the guitar
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like this plays this on behind the wall the creature is
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just an animal some kind of slaps some kind of
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grub kihar checks [ __ ] this it’s normal, it’s
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normal, I’m asking you, there are devils in the still waters,
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and be they and it became
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[applause]
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well, I’m lying here thinking like this, well, the picture has
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sound, too,
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offtopic,
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thank God, I’m a good friend, you know, I live in the hall,
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pancakes, leave the hall, damn it,
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the hall of fame of the lonely and masturbated in pieces
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this is a home hall door no damn I already wanted to
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hang these beads you know me these beads are from
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them the Soviet Union and only so oooh no
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sex here goodbye
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I realized how I live I live like a dead
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concierge this one on watch
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passes me by my friends with
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girls of this kind of youth,
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come on, come on, sex, let's listen,
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let's listen,
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I Vasily Vasilyevich already talked about this
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in childhood, I thought that I was my own father,
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until one day I was overtaken by a bitter
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thought, what's wrong, laugh, okay,
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I told him in general, and I was 13 years old, I stood
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naked in front of the mirror, my grandmother he sleeps in
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our one-room apartment and
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I understand in my head that I’m my own squad, I
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look at you and think this is what
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happened, what happens is my
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father’s [ __ ], where is the fear, where is the respect and
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these feelings for my father’s [ __ ],
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relax, relax, I think that a
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guy’s muscularity should start with
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that the moment when he saw his father's [ __ ]
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and so let's decide to applaud the guys
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those who saw his father's [ __ ] are about to thank
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you for this announce Elesin's secret where are the
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saunas sauna sauna bathhouse here it is
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normal life in Russia sauna bathhouse
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father's [ __ ] here I beg you live, that's why I
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'm leaving now public bath, I’m steaming
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properly, I’m looking, I don’t
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know, I don’t know how to communicate with girls,
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what to write, you know what everything breaks down
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for me when I write hello, I’m Vasya, nohu,
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of course, hello, I’m Vasya, you’re Tamara,
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let’s give birth to Vikentia, let’s open an
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accounting
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department, you girls are amazing, you’re beautiful
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and in general, it’s just that those who eat here are
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proof of this, of course, you’re just
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thank you for applauding, [ __ ] yes no no
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no let beauty remain like this without noise
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I’m a photographer
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taking pictures of girls in the subway
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on a phone with a flash
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flash to catch your
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awkwardness like that’s awesome enter I
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’m running out next station
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it’s awkward when I don’t have time, you’re
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running, I’m running around the carriage like a dumbass, I’m
00:29:49
thinking, well, well, how can he
00:29:51
talk, how can he communicate, and then
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I heard right from the TV your
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oral cavity was unique, I thought that would be a cool
00:30:05
compliment to a girl, let’s
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quickly show you now how does it work right
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here and now
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oh hello, did you know that your oral cavity is
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unique like mine, can we reduce our 2
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uniquenesses into one feature
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[applause]
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well, where did your uniqueness
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taste
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amazing? By the way, I want to
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share with you a thought that my
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grandmother was sitting with in childhood she once
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told me cornflower dizelek and is
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Смотри премьеры наших шоу раньше в приложении The Hole: https://cutt.ly/vbM5v2i Вася Габышев о Якутии и холоде, бабушке и богатстве, о шаманах, девушках и бессонных ночах. OUTSIDE STAND UP: каждую неделю новый стендап-сольник. Вася инста: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Аутсайд инста: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Medium Quality Production: https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Снято в московском «StandUp Cafe» https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser О комике: Родился 12 ноября 1997 года в селе Амга, Якутия. Суровый холод однажды разжег внутри огонь, который до сих пор горит и греет амбиции. Переехал в Москву со второй попытки. Впервые начал выступать со стендапом четыре с половиной года назад, в Хабаровске. Дарит новый стиль тому, кому до него нет дела.

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