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Тайная Вечеря Президента или о чем НЕ говорят Депутаты
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Вы Всего Лишь СЛУГИ
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Мы и Анекдоты Классно ТРАВИМ - Петров и Баширов за Кадром (Пародия)
42:07
Песня Российских Шпионов
45:15
Наркоманы за Рабиновича - Предвыборный ХАЙП Политиков
57:36
KAZKA — ПЛАКАЛА (Пародия)
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Выборы - Чемпионат Страны по ВРАНЬЮ - Валерий Жидков
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Рекламные Обязательства Евгения Кошевого
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Поцелуи с Гайтаной - Kiss Cam
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"Мовчати" - Финальная Песня
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[music]
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[music] [applause]
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[music] a
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corpse is performing,
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you have nothing to do, my friend and I, but I’ve
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always been tired of my life as a stalker and
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didn’t even know
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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imagine Ukraine in the year 54 from the Nativity of
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Petrov’s
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table apparatus president,
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I’m in the cave
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[music]
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so Peter Alekseevich she’s there Rita
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Sasha please what is it and what is it
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that the whole world in the picture rosso further in the
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very center of the village for I can bear it hints and I
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don’t wear I don’t hint
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my brothers
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but take the cakes or maybe a cattle leg
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I’m going to read out the school manual for us,
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come on, you’ll be walking on the right,
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okay, that means it’s not for nothing that I gathered you
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here today, colleagues, and I found out that one
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of you won’t betray me, like that, they’re also
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Judas, and they refuse to go to a foreign land, you,
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Yulia Vladimirovna, I’m big I’m a military man, I’ll
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sell
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you with some kind of cheating and he’ll give the
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cows, we’ll throw him out at night, so he’ll
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take it from you, who won’t betray her,
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she’s just lately I’ve been
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seeing biblical signs about everything, the
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way out and ekits, and but what and all the
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Kiev flood in the summer is such a miracle,
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I’m angry with the president, I'll give you a medal,
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let's turn the water into wine, what kind of
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hot water purely for the price,
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this is the
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heating season,
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well, again, these so-called
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Sodomite yoke of the sea people's
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republic, and also they hit you on the
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left cheek, turn your right cheek, what are you doing
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now? cheeks are so suitable, it
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will help a lot for you, Judas, I need it, I don’t have it,
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I understand Vitalya understandable under your whole masquerade
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is enough, I’m tired of it, and as for our
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agreements with you, you and I would use
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trees, that we would be
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bushes, you and I would be even with him
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and you’ll overcome everything after
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passup heat soup and cpsh we
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will appreciate it,
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sign it, but we have the same
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utility tariffs,
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I’ll tell you what it is, smoothies,
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compotes,
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high prices, and in Celsius, we
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need we are killers, we are the killer,
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and are we the dollar,
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this is a fact, nickname, let’s finish the
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cartridges half there are a few more
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questions and they will provide food mackerel
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by rudd
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and before the sprat they tried to wet the vitalka
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plant, it doesn’t mean the whole situation with
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the choice and you know we don’t need it and I the doll
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came beautiful girl and all the lads
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want the front you you
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you came you
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can and the Russian one from to release, of
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course, and all the boys want to be in front of her, that chick
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succeeded, the boys want to be in front of her,
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they are, but it’s the same thing there, only with a soft
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sign, you
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can get prices, you can’t, and you’re not for him, Vitalya
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Taman, because of your husband, the tsapon wo
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n’t betray the share I I won’t betray, I’ll give,
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but it’s just there, Asia no,
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wait, you’ve confused me, and
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that is, no one is plotting anything or
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hiding
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anything, stop it, but since there are no secrets between us,
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then I propose
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to put the phones on the table, all calls on the
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speakerphone, all text messages are read in words
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or Vladimirovna I
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ask obsessively afraid to be this is a
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correspondence I’m close it’s better than the world
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of Vladimir that you have tortured a person in yourself
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still don’t mean anything
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show my phone as if it’s Glazkova
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so here’s a spoon to hide our
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both openly to the people right away I put the phone
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on the flooring be a weasel
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but let’s start with the satin since you are so honest
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means people, let's see your contacts
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across the sky on it for the whole second so who is here
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we have Alexander Svyatoslav to the metro Ukraine I
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massacre names of singles Oleg Boris I
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Mikhalina these yes that's it and I'm a womanizer
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I'm throwing them as a lady on o and we are not Perseus and
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the SMS came fight watch Peter Alekseevich
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and here I read the porsche
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or arise I think we don’t
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hide on the baby
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and I want you oh no I wonder who is taller
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who is 15 because today we are joking
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and don’t count you like how long ago Crimea
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Vologda I tell you you didn’t call
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badger to Omsk to attract attacks I’m a
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womanizer and go home right now
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and why don’t I have a Civic or a Civic
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yes well then pick up the phone from me yes
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please God yes on loud
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please I’m listening dilutes be the kindness of the
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sovereign fashionable so understand
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shoot 1 1 and
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I’m kind I challenge your campaigns, the root was closed
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during the war, especially so what should
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I tell the guys, but to
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all
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the plumbers in general, I have important
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information such and such a layout or not 11 goodbye
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[applause]
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please yell loudly, grow up I just
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spoke with the senior
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[applause]
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we can,
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you can dilute it, don’t be a
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Ukrainian weasel, didn’t understand your in this place,
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he walked along almost nothing and drove at the congresses
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when up to
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but
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across the plank popular so we don’t
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call we don’t hide the oil olio
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yes the promotion
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I want to apologize
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you got to the wrong place yes I didn’t I got there
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I want
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really filthy stars nothing nychku you
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Vakarchuk zone
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no secrets of
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hell
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Slavik engine
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intelligently you're going and what do you think
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credit for delivery well don't go
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like people cost
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with you what do you want I'll clear my head
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goodbye clues the phone is ringing the
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phones started ringing 100 or not yes no but
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obviously there’s work on the phone Vitalik but I’m
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not ashamed of you for not putting the phone down
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please take it out please
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turn on the call please
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[music]
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ok I’ll pick up the phone now and I’m with
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someone right now
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and who’s calling I don’t know, the number is not determined,
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they took the labor, the hum took it, and how it helped us
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bit movie, yes, I’m Toby porridge, please,
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the storm helped, experience says
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now, before the
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security service of your bank,
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we just registered a money transfer, you
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need to say your card and three
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digits of the code on the other side, that’s all Is it
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good and didn’t understand clearly, write down the number
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as the same scammers came out. ate
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Vladimir let's talk later about
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some kind of scammer you don't see I'm
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busy and live and the card number is 54 283 0 76
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478 5543
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817 remember 817
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complain
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aaaaa axes reveal everything to the crowds Poroshenko
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to the bench to be done and call
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Kolomoisky where I know a person can
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wrong number of course shepsa wine pick up
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the phone why would I pick up the phone if the
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person had the wrong number and the phone that I
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will call him showed up shaved well about the decline
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to the city
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what did you want a 105 months and 7
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[applause]
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listen to the funny cube you are with such a
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toy a yu yu Yu Yeol
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spoke the poorest thing and at Vladimir's you
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change your billboards so often your money is a lot
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Petr Alekseevich how much are these my billboards
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from the hall of our food with you in the region
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Olya
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Vitalya is not changing on the wire and at your brother's
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I'll fly to refill the
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fibers gone and this time in a week,
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imagine the
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titanic vest, say the card number and this is the view
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they are km and shooter daughter and squander and
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scammers apache o garlic pierced ride
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trollface
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butch this is the embassy of the Russian
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Federation
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and for work and I’m listening good evening
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Peter Alekseich
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our relations have reached a dead end but we
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have option how to get out of this
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situation didn’t listen please send a
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text message to Oksana Marchenko in Dancing with
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the Stars
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don’t call here anymore, nothing is sacred
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people have nothing but I said don’t call here
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anymore smuggling detained milking you
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dare to call me with such dirty
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offers I told you seven times don’t
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call here more than me
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Rinat he has you and I have Rinat I’m also
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guilty
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ahhhh saves sold out on medicines and
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cravings we are not a number unknown
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I’ll take hello it’s Rinat how’s
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my
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100 t yours and I thought the president called
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okay how are you at
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although the university is normal and where are all our people
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here all your
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support of the people and the Maidan UAZ President
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I say a servant is not the master
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Val Roizman
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I say a servant of the people they are the master and I
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say the people they are all in a row okay bye
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bye and tell the elder that 37 is a
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bit too much 3 thousand from piercing heals
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Yanaule that's
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enough for you Oleg Valery everyone already
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knows very well that you are Akhmetova's man
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it's true I'm q3 times porridge for you in the battle of the mouth
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Shiyan Akhmetova's man I'm
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a man of Russia you take out your number
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unknown for 1 l
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good afternoon I know this - so
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my neighbor I'm thee no letters to love,
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why are you giving me a hard time because there’s nothing to talk about at once,
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any one jester and carouser is
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bad chut and dry and everyone has a share of the loot, I
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want to drink at home, we’ll talk, I’ll tell you
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at home during the details
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you have that there’s another phone number, it’s secret,
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even I’m talking about it I didn’t know the performance, so come on,
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get it, I found out now for a second it’s
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tickling in front of my hand, but there’s no point, I don’t
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understand what they’re talking about with me, there are accidents,
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games, pick up the phone, please, Olya.
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cells
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w
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yes bye the duck has arrived
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usa the
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heel is ready for you sho sorry but it’s
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impossible to work with you
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no man no problem here again
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it’s not clear what he wanted to come up to
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share
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Peter Alekseevich you’re on a break
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today with such a streak yes yes and what kind of
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situation are we there's been a business here for years, models,
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and you're such a handsome man, you came to our clearing through calm waters
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and in the cold,
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you want to squeeze everything out, and Patriarch Kirill we know
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him, we have places where he's kind, ban
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parubiy, kind, excuse me for the move,
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Andrey, I own hello, all the beds, I'm up
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to you one by one and so that the MUP is not
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and pass to the ordinary
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and I have no secrets from colleagues to a
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small dollar and we all put our
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phones pan parubiy on the air flooring like this
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if you want to talk, put it in if
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he’s putting
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bombur us from the beginning I wanted to I want to test
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torture I
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can have coffee very
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kind as to ordinary eyes for scientific are
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ready let's tomato
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it's kind and personal
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he called back occupy maybe we managed to
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supply with an flower let's change with the
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phone and come on
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but we're not cutting off the profit has already entered because the
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wreath I the more distance I want
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to feel the pie tomatoes
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laughed and that's enough, let's continue about
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the car and so read I save money
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read at work we're here waiting for you with a match
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busy already came across when counting you
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sneeze she will I changed my mind it
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comes from and
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this is my phone to create excuse me this is
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from the salon
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you should take micellar water
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whatever how many
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2 liters of laser are we doing today of course,
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which region,
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well, let’s go to Zaporozhye, here
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they are waiting for a shock for our grandson, we are on
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Yulechka, we thought about counting and all
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the overlaying to read the century you have
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overlaying, let’s what they write on at
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meetings and it’s better to be silent, I myself am a
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special soul with the base of God not to blurt out
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and it’s too late to step into scandals; it’s not
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bad to stare at Yulia. I'm a hotel
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cutter cola
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you stare at yourself and Tsai especially
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year you the world keys pockets publishing house
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mortgage forget the day of March the
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toilet lid to you at once three couriers
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9th shoes Sasha forgot panties shorts from Abu
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Khadra lived in three restaurants what flesh
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tastes like and privately
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one one of your pears
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I added ordered your ears to
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do business 2 3 which person
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good evening your sushi to grow
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normally people and enough to black yes
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your favorites with coal
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[music]
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or a dream
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on a couple of wines from our fun-fun
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and then colleagues, it seemed to me that everything was
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not so bad in the end, and it also
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seemed to me that you and I are not as
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bad as people think of us, but we don’t
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stutter, we were honored with Pan Garant, you know, to
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hush up I’m a murderer, you said and we didn’t
00:27:01
seem and are surprised for then
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fursenko comes out among people it seems but to me the
00:27:09
Ukrainians
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we didn’t find out that the wine in the Donbass
00:27:14
ended the asset of these five years of the USA but
00:27:18
outside the Ukrainians we didn’t think what would happen to the
00:27:22
lesson Ukraine will be in the European Union
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but so we didn’t think the whole show 19
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there are lessons from us buddhas of new traffic rules
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walked-walked-walked it seemed
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[applause]
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[music] [applause]
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[music]
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maybe he showed you, maybe you understood
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literally what’s strange is that the proud one
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fell in love with you fatally
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no, of course you’re not an ex
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and you’re shouting at her about the laws but Poland
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whorl hears and sees in a smile a grin
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familiar
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if you were us
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the box
00:28:15
therefore the sky is different
00:28:18
but you as a lover
00:28:20
his name is a country
00:28:21
without east and south
00:28:23
and even more remembering
00:28:26
merciful soul we miss the dog this is
00:28:29
happiness from the end to buy one get up
00:28:32
or rather more
00:28:37
[music]
00:28:38
[applause]
00:28:40
[music]
00:28:41
[applause]
00:28:43
[music] [applause] will
00:28:45
you come to your senses did John eat your shoulder and burn
00:28:48
your past in the square but how quickly
00:28:51
these romantics divided her and everyone vulgarized
00:28:55
she patiently she forgives she is not naive
00:29:00
but before a miracle and everyone notices and distinguishes
00:29:04
their savior from Judas
00:29:07
and
00:29:13
we love you sweetly that 8 are
00:29:16
just servants
00:29:17
and so she is a little boy there
00:29:20
is no return how can a bird
00:29:24
your eyes not understanding how you
00:29:26
dream at night and again more and more power
00:29:31
staggers away blushing from alms more and more
00:29:34
lives on the true path and
00:29:37
then all of you will live longer
00:29:45
we
00:29:48
[applause]
00:29:50
him [applause]
00:29:57
and [music]
00:29:59
and
00:30:04
good evening
00:30:08
see off the evening quarter we start
00:30:13
every evening evening nav n go
00:30:16
if you have business
00:30:19
your life sucks
00:30:43
our
00:30:46
[music]
00:30:48
our plows
00:30:52
and
00:30:54
[applause]
00:31:00
we drove on and how it warms up, it’s amazing
00:31:04
but true that
00:31:05
during the Oktoberfest beer festival,
00:31:09
another tributary appears at the Rhine River
00:31:16
and another news just recently
00:31:19
appeared on the Internet, an interview from two
00:31:22
Russian so-called tourists and
00:31:25
a table with Borya and
00:31:27
which outraged everyone the world
00:31:29
community, well, except for that and
00:31:31
the public that doesn’t want to
00:31:34
become world-wide, so there’s your
00:31:37
man with the appearance of Grushniks with the
00:31:40
names of Peters and Bashirovs, who justified themselves
00:31:44
that they are ordinary tourists and have
00:31:47
nothing to do with the poisoning of the skri
00:31:49
fields, I’ll give a beginner,
00:31:51
but just in case for those who don’t I haven’t seen it in the know,
00:31:54
we have a piece of the interview,
00:31:57
let’s show you, you called and said
00:32:03
that you are Ruslan Bashirov and Alexander Petrov,
00:32:06
your friends should have advised you to visit a
00:32:09
beautiful city,
00:32:13
even though it is a mystical city, there is a
00:32:20
famous one, and a cathedral, it is famous
00:32:24
for its spire, one hundred twenty-three meters,
00:32:29
its clock and even though you created
00:32:32
a look at the clock, yes no, we are from the very
00:32:34
beginning from the very beginning, she plans to
00:32:37
come to London and have a blast, roughly
00:32:39
speaking, it was not a business trip, now
00:32:42
we were walking, we were walking, enjoying this
00:32:46
English gothic, I was this video
00:32:48
for the time you were in Salisbury you
00:32:51
approached the violinists' house,
00:32:53
maybe we approached him and you
00:32:55
know where we knew I'm not in favor and we knew
00:32:58
where he was from decided to finish the
00:33:01
job on the 4th
00:33:07
visit looked start looking at
00:33:12
this famous cathedral normal men
00:33:15
carrying
00:33:17
women's perfume is not stupid question on
00:33:21
normal bugs you are shown together all the time in all the
00:33:24
videos you were shown together all the time you
00:33:25
were together lived together
00:33:28
walked together in the form of you in general they
00:33:32
will say what unites you let us not
00:33:38
get into your private life personally yes the soup is
00:33:46
first hand as they say but in
00:33:49
reality In fact, they did
00:33:50
n’t post the full version on the Internet, but
00:33:54
here’s what was behind which we are now going to
00:33:59
show you. Look,
00:34:04
good afternoon, fellow tourists,
00:34:09
don’t get so hot right away, wipe off the mark of the cockade,
00:34:14
wipe Peter, and so let’s try to
00:34:19
record this interview in one take, I
00:34:21
hope you like- then we are ready, yes, so
00:34:23
let's get ready, let's go find Bashirov
00:34:27
and Petrov, just tell me honestly why did you
00:34:31
go in such bad weather in the collection, we
00:34:36
went to look at the cathedral,
00:34:40
friends advised us for a long time, there is a
00:34:44
beautiful clock there, the spire is known to be very
00:34:49
high, about one hundred and twenty-three, it’s clear that
00:34:53
you liked something besides the spire Of course,
00:34:56
I really enjoyed the trip itself, it was very cool
00:34:58
to fly in a plane with windows where
00:35:05
[applause]
00:35:08
where the seats are not along the fuselage, you know,
00:35:12
but they are standing in rows across and it’s very
00:35:17
cool when you get off the plane,
00:35:19
no one shouts to you, the first one to go is
00:35:21
probably good if you are ordinary
00:35:26
tourists like you say why there
00:35:29
were no photos of you from the trip,
00:35:30
how it wasn’t, please look here,
00:35:33
the family creaking fields
00:35:37
here. with more here is their house stop
00:35:42
you hiding this is secret information
00:35:43
skin of the year don’t expect anything to the studio
00:35:47
oh my god just tell me you
00:35:51
have a photo of you where they were
00:35:53
depicted of course of course look this
00:35:56
means we are flying to the water together and here is near the
00:36:04
cathedral we're walking and she just sat down
00:36:08
on a bench to rest and he had coffee and and and
00:36:12
in the end we're flying back home
00:36:17
let's rewrite it all later
00:36:19
Salisbury clearly further in a new way and so
00:36:22
tell me what was the main purpose of your
00:36:26
trip to London
00:36:27
let's say right away it wasn't business trip
00:36:32
we went just to have a blast,
00:36:35
nothing new you were doing, we walked along the
00:36:40
avenue for about 500 meters, we
00:36:42
turned a side street, took a taxi,
00:36:45
got to the subway, drove through three stations,
00:36:48
moved in the opposite direction, why did you
00:36:52
do that, had a blast, had a blast, I
00:36:57
had to wonder why you only had a blast
00:37:02
at the London station, why you didn’t
00:37:04
go to see the big ben, it’s good there,
00:37:07
too, and there’s a spire there, there’s a clock, it’s our fault
00:37:12
why exactly the Sosbery Cathedral is the spire of the
00:37:16
Clermont-Ferrand Cathedral, there’s the
00:37:18
Strasbourg spire, there’s, after all, the
00:37:20
spire of the Cathedral in Cologne, we’re just there
00:37:23
matabele
00:37:24
where exactly,
00:37:29
but in those words that you just
00:37:32
said okay, let's continue, let's continue, yes,
00:37:38
you said that you are a businessman and of an average level,
00:37:41
and what kind of business are you engaged in?
00:37:43
Ordinary business for an average hand, I want
00:37:47
to speak meters what kind of business for an
00:37:50
average hand are you carrying, here's a piece of paper,
00:37:52
let's pull it and are ready, yes you
00:37:56
claim that after the cathedral we went to the
00:37:59
park in the cafe to drink coffee, I'm right,
00:38:08
yes, continue
00:38:16
and we also hope that they will stop us
00:38:20
both dashes again but to pursue and we
00:38:25
will be able to travel normally
00:38:28
next weekend we wanted to go have a
00:38:30
blast in Damascus there is a spire clock
00:38:35
and in parentheses
00:38:37
confidently and the wolf is like king because of
00:38:40
all this we like halle
00:38:43
berry jackson the most knock down the dose of harry
00:38:51
they slept next to each other there is just as the
00:38:56
old tourist proverb says
00:38:59
see the spire and die skripal and you
00:39:06
had contacts and with scripts still
00:39:10
no we quietly approached the house twitched
00:39:14
the spray can door handle and quietly left the
00:39:19
colleague mixed everything up no no it wasn’t
00:39:22
like that and he didn’t mean those creaking alley but the
00:39:26
skripal and who plays in the orchestra but
00:39:28
there are even creaks and trumpets on
00:39:32
the pianos and
00:39:35
Petrov you meant them the
00:39:47
spire
00:39:48
it’s very beautiful stop
00:39:51
looking already repeat and stop
00:39:53
telling me about the spiers watches
00:39:54
anything else you can
00:39:56
tell and I don’t know a funny story
00:39:58
anecdote oh by the way my class made more
00:40:02
jokes
00:40:03
okay let’s break through and the old violin is dying
00:40:08
enough let’s note about this let’s
00:40:10
say that you went to Salisbury as a
00:40:13
lover of architecture that’s it why not
00:40:15
only architecture we like
00:40:17
art in general, of course we love
00:40:21
watching movies, our favorite film is Hachiko,
00:40:24
why are Hachiko sitting waiting, look,
00:40:28
enough is enough, as long as possible, don’t you
00:40:31
understand that I won’t cut anything from this interview later,
00:40:32
let’s
00:40:34
somehow get together and we'll record a
00:40:37
normal
00:40:38
interview, we're ready, but what do you say, why did
00:40:45
you live in the same room all the time,
00:40:48
that relationships should be touched, this is our
00:40:52
personal, that is, did you have sex or not,
00:40:59
you don't remember, I remember, but I didn't remember,
00:41:05
you didn't remember six this what about the verse
00:41:10
to memorize it, listen, you
00:41:16
understand that you are failing the task of
00:41:18
the center, why did you come to me
00:41:22
unprepared from the studio to you and we came to
00:41:25
give false testimony, it’s just that
00:41:28
everything was fine until
00:41:31
His Majesty chance intervened in our case,
00:41:36
let’s do it again from the beginning from the very beginning
00:41:41
why did you go sultry
00:41:45
we went to look at the cathedral friends
00:41:49
advised us very much
00:41:50
there is a beautiful clock there famous
00:41:55
spire a very high spire spire and pure
00:41:59
yes what about the same song here is something
00:42:01
else there are guys there is another
00:42:05
song yes there and
00:42:07
and year of collection perform sulking participants of the
00:42:13
mountain Usha bard festival from
00:42:16
under control and
00:42:19
cover
00:42:30
somewhere where there is rain outside the window
00:42:33
somewhere where there is tea with milk somewhere
00:42:38
where the seals style with a friend we looked at the
00:42:42
spire say petrol OJSC Bashira
00:42:48
please
00:42:50
tell Bashirov before Petrov,
00:42:58
middle-class businessmen and in tourism we are
00:43:02
newbies,
00:43:04
but from all the British gras and
00:43:07
we like stilettos watches
00:43:12
say Petrov
00:43:14
cheese un
00:43:19
Ashirov before Petrov
00:43:22
[applause]
00:43:24
we fly only the two of us and we live in the same hotel in a
00:43:30
single room; it’s not for nothing that we spend the night
00:43:36
solely for the sake of the shikrya we’re
00:43:40
not like that
00:43:41
yes bashira
00:43:43
[applause] [music]
00:43:44
[applause]
00:43:46
of course not, my love
00:43:53
they greased the door handle, they were waiting for
00:43:56
the skripal and
00:43:59
skripal to come and the drunk man returned and
00:44:02
opened the door with a running kick for
00:44:09
me, no guard on
00:44:10
[applause]
00:44:12
what’s scary about it
00:44:21
yesterday the fool in the
00:44:23
bowls the newcomer took a sip of the
00:44:27
relics
00:44:29
and tried to prove it to me, foaming at the mouth
00:44:33
[applause]
00:44:37
save
00:44:41
our film under siege, how will he trample
00:44:45
[applause]
00:44:46
[music]
00:44:58
from
00:44:59
ru
00:45:01
I will hug and bring
00:45:04
[applause] [
00:45:05
music] to
00:45:08
everyone
00:45:10
.
00:45:14
and we continue, people who
00:45:17
help another person to deceive
00:45:19
people are usually called a participant, but
00:45:23
during the election campaign
00:45:25
these people are called political strategists before 10,
00:45:30
know about political strategists, like on February 29, they
00:45:34
appear once every four years, so in the
00:45:38
political strategist’s office we look, yes, yes, and
00:45:45
Pyotr Alekseevich
00:45:47
is waiting for the army of Mov in peace
00:45:51
and hello to you Fyodor Alekseevich
00:45:55
kola left he oh I see you learned the lesson
00:45:59
people perceive better when everything Patrick
00:46:02
I play on the euro on the rope it’s great that
00:46:06
today you solemnly opened tit satoko
00:46:08
school canned
00:46:10
good what’s the mood super bomb army
00:46:14
understood the battle mola crab to whom is it all
00:46:18
everything is enough everything is good in moderation petrovich
00:46:21
enough here in the manna of nutrition I
00:46:26
listen to who is on my poster
00:46:28
army mov the first extra most on excuse me
00:46:38
I probably got to the wrong place in 2014
00:46:45
hello hello centuries let's
00:46:49
call me without names just talei
00:46:54
and what kind of person are we in Italy? the same number of people
00:46:59
agreed with you without names, sorry,
00:47:02
just waist, all I
00:47:03
can do to help, the thing is that I decided
00:47:07
to participate in the elections by layer now,
00:47:09
yes, but I don’t believe me, there will be an image of an intelligent
00:47:13
person, gram sample, what has changed,
00:47:19
firstly, the pants have
00:47:22
a snake in the front, I’m already asking for puppies
00:47:27
if you want me to help you,
00:47:29
please answer a couple of questions, but
00:47:32
what is your advantage over the other
00:47:35
candidates, I don’t even know, let’s
00:47:38
figure it out together, maybe you’re an excellent
00:47:41
financier,
00:47:42
then maybe an excellent speaker
00:47:47
here would rather be a financier inside the Oka
00:47:54
wedding
00:47:55
Vadim Zinovievich right away even lassie
00:47:59
rabinovich the court to give you up you know what
00:48:02
it is they didn’t refuse all politics can
00:48:04
be any fool I’m still a let this time
00:48:07
try rabinovich you say the stove
00:48:11
looked through my billboards there I looked
00:48:13
I’m all like you and the wrong billboards you know
00:48:16
everything is very bad
00:48:19
what it is well let’s figure it out like this
00:48:21
look, what is this, what kind of
00:48:24
billboard is this, where are you
00:48:27
rubbing your hands with sidelocks and it says
00:48:29
I’ll take care of the economy of Ukraine, what is it, I’ve
00:48:33
overtaken so that I’m not busy, sorry for the
00:48:36
fish, but good, but this strange
00:48:39
slogan, but I choose Rabinovich, Vadim
00:48:43
Rabinovich, I hear it like this this is
00:48:45
really my choice, what’s all the
00:48:47
noise here, I like it, it’s petty, everything is
00:48:49
not your level, understand, I tried
00:48:51
to save a little, to be honest,
00:48:53
and therefore on the billboard vote for
00:48:55
Tymoshenko
00:48:56
would have been attributed, but it’s better for Rabinovich,
00:48:59
not one of yours read that this is the best
00:49:02
whisper is not suitable, but this is it this is
00:49:04
something before Rabinovich, but still,
00:49:10
everyone knew a little Vadim tet, judging by his grandfather, a little
00:49:13
Vadim, yes, understand, your mind should be
00:49:16
loud, capacious, preferably in general words,
00:49:19
more for example, an example of a Poroshenko shooter,
00:49:22
live in a new way,
00:49:25
look, there is a brilliant idea,
00:49:28
let's Vadim Rabinovich
00:49:30
I'll eat everything a little, how do you like this one
00:49:35
goes well then because...
00:49:37
Vadim Rabinovich this is only for 5 years
00:49:41
somehow genius to genius you understand
00:49:44
you need some effective steps
00:49:47
like I’ll build hospitals and schools chi chi chi
00:49:50
chi calm you that in general confidence
00:49:53
shouldn’t be so effective anymore
00:49:55
I just didn’t intend to be so broad porsche
00:49:57
and I can paint the school shelf nail the
00:50:01
approach like this again you need to
00:50:03
find a cross-section of people whom you will
00:50:05
agitate first of all, how do you
00:50:07
imagine it when all the cross-sections are
00:50:09
taken apart by Yulka, the youth are
00:50:13
agitating Peter Alekseich believers and
00:50:16
military personnel for schools, it’s clear for whom
00:50:19
set up for they are still drug addicts
00:50:22
for Rabinovich, too, hatches, Vadim, war,
00:50:25
Dima, understand, good day,
00:50:28
Yulia Vladimirovna, come in, come and get
00:50:30
the counselor from you, but for now you are his power,
00:50:32
Fenko
00:50:34
or Vladimir, and you have prepared them the
00:50:38
basic idea about your company, so my
00:50:42
team and I are in the fields either proxy waves and
00:50:44
now we have I see on you the original
00:50:47
idea is red and everything will be in a new way
00:50:52
also perfect moisture million lazy at
00:50:56
once cute Peter Alekseevich just once
00:50:58
gums in a new way not so in a new way I according to the
00:51:01
second and according to the new law ate dry there
00:51:04
Volodymyr tops at once mego than
00:51:06
new in a new way seizure 2
00:51:09
in a new way you are still in the new in a new way there
00:51:12
will be no healthy what sides at night bush
00:51:15
2 acuvue 2 that's
00:51:18
great count members old and already in
00:51:20
Semirechye ben gu forever young
00:51:22
shove these people were to move to
00:51:25
insults and Vladimir, we don’t need
00:51:28
to know your main slogan, the main thing was extinguished
00:51:31
such a new course in which direction this
00:51:35
course is with loads or gasoline insoles new
00:51:37
tires right away the melody is
00:51:39
not clear yes Yuryevna I’ll tell you so
00:51:42
it’s all wrong understand but you need to
00:51:45
focus on the youth but here
00:51:48
recently recently you already had lunch with
00:51:50
young startupers and Dallas
00:51:53
startupers and yes, it’s so clear to me
00:51:56
that listen, maybe you have some
00:51:58
plots of election videos yen my
00:52:01
team and I came up with the same class there are no
00:52:03
rights this is an amazing Carpathian Mountains
00:52:06
mosquito opera between two having destroyed or poked
00:52:10
David rays until you can see the bill of red
00:52:13
to whom quickly to the apples with a cloak because
00:52:15
why should
00:52:16
the Schulze on the top of the mountain eat a small
00:52:19
crab of red and for his two claws the court is a freak and
00:52:22
while typing I remembered not a bucket and a
00:52:26
hair will meet us and there Peter
00:52:29
also whistled than persuasiveness put the
00:52:31
president
00:52:37
cancer somehow a little cartoon stage
00:52:42
another attack such a let's meters but
00:52:44
the subway
00:52:45
and we want hurray captures flowers styopa cravings
00:52:48
so fast veren bir visited the station
00:52:50
a lot of moves pipes that's how
00:52:57
I understood the trick I understood the trick I'm just
00:53:01
hype well, yes, that means I also have a
00:53:05
video, look, it means the jungle camera
00:53:10
flies over the hills and we see in the distance the skin
00:53:14
on the world sitting there that there is a small
00:53:16
gray camera flying closer and we
00:53:20
see that a huge gray elephant is sitting on the mountain the
00:53:23
elephant puts its trunk in its mouth
00:53:30
blows blows blows duit inflates himself and his
00:53:35
fingers and the inscription so things won’t
00:53:39
go further vitalya vitalya so things won’t
00:53:47
go further tree rolls surrenders me too
00:53:50
will require the role of 1 Peter
00:53:52
I have videos for you peter alekseev
00:53:54
watch the
00:53:55
Carpathians a new car pack the world flies means
00:53:59
over the forest over the mountains lakes over the
00:54:02
rivers we see a house in the distance the
00:54:05
camera flies closer and on the porch of the house
00:54:08
stands Aram Mezzo and are very happy and
00:54:14
the inscription is
00:54:16
already a hare and the president still doesn’t itch right
00:54:22
there funny or young Lina knows
00:54:25
the show
00:54:26
that it’s funny and the canopy for you is also
00:54:28
funny role I’m well Yes, he stands and lets out a
00:54:31
wide stop and thinks someone’s land is
00:54:35
such a game purely and wide loves
00:54:41
e.ya.
00:54:43
people won’t tell you where where the cardio is
00:54:47
and then the sun is standing below titer Yulia
00:54:51
Timoshenko
00:54:52
well Kazakhstan so Kazakhstan I have a
00:54:59
brilliant role so calmly I also
00:55:02
need a role blood hyped from you
00:55:04
brother
00:55:05
carving we listened to the
00:55:08
Carpathian mountains the Carpathians the
00:55:11
camera flies between the trees trees
00:55:14
hemp show remains hooks opera
00:55:18
funny word.
00:55:20
camera 1 pernod nuclear and flies on what
00:55:24
flies between stumps and reaches a
00:55:26
fork in three roads in different directions and is a
00:55:31
big fan if on the left New Year
00:55:38
to the right to the red army
00:55:45
and the inscription is not for us personally directly Vadim
00:55:48
Rabinovich
00:55:52
not bad then I have another
00:55:55
russie da ba another video means
00:55:57
look at the growl, it means the camera is filming a
00:56:00
man from the back, we see only the back of the head,
00:56:04
the viewer doesn’t know yet some 3 cars,
00:56:08
I don’t know who it is, Karl is occupying the
00:56:12
man’s back and the back of his head is visible, well,
00:56:15
you know, he runs when he has the urge, I could
00:56:18
not budget he knows what to do with himself, he’s behind the
00:56:21
garages, there are men,
00:56:23
he’s in the sandbox, there are little children, when
00:56:26
there’s a dray in the middle of the road, a huge saucepan
00:56:30
with compote and the inscription robe, low,
00:56:37
hold on, go further, candidates, and I
00:56:45
listened to you and realized what I have
00:56:48
for you, what a
00:56:49
wonderful election video
00:56:53
imagine two chairs, click on one
00:57:01
and it says Europe
00:57:02
Europe Europe and on the other and on the other
00:57:11
Russia and one of you comes out, it doesn’t matter
00:57:15
who comes out and sits down on
00:57:21
two chairs at once
00:57:22
and the inscription is like this in our country
00:57:25
ass
00:57:31
[music]
00:57:33
she
00:57:34
and
00:57:35
we let's continue, you know, now another person will come out
00:57:39
with her fairy tales,
00:57:41
meet the Minister of Health of
00:57:43
Ukraine
00:57:44
Ulyana Suprun
00:57:47
[applause]
00:57:52
good afternoon we are on and called Ulyana
00:57:56
Suprun the very backwater name is usually
00:57:59
reform in Ukraine and d in
00:58:01
front of the element in front of your feet such
00:58:08
pizza and modems you have an eye to this, I
00:58:14
want to tell all of you people and cry and
00:58:18
either cry more because the mind is from tears for
00:58:22
we are from the body in the course of salt and toxins,
00:58:26
but is there really a lot of pushing, but also
00:58:29
sage,
00:58:32
he is also for 1 song with a miracle battle, I will name both
00:58:37
whiskeys of the Minister of Defense health of Ukraine
00:58:40
and bacon like pawns like this
00:58:44
[applause]
00:58:45
[music]
00:58:48
[applause] [music]
00:59:03
fighting bps their thieves tilki
00:59:06
all prose
00:59:08
you right now suprun know bondage better than anyone and
00:59:12
before itching
00:59:14
I turn on the reform you will write sho manta
00:59:19
can be wetted
00:59:24
draft
00:59:26
Robertson Wednesday and
00:59:28
very love oh
00:59:31
banana
00:59:32
logo
00:59:33
kicking little
00:59:36
points saunas and cried and
00:59:44
[music]
00:59:48
nike point you can even have a computer behind
00:59:52
this
00:59:54
hatch here no one can turn on and
00:59:59
be windows network wifi would hand over stupid
01:00:04
boxing or light
01:00:06
it but in our village
01:00:11
I’m such an
01:00:12
MRI and
01:00:14
predators
01:00:16
its on so that she leafs through the short
01:00:20
cheesecakes the
01:00:21
whole family 1
01:00:24
and how
01:00:29
Roginsky Nino Rota
01:00:31
decide the army
01:00:33
and the light one can’t
01:00:35
go in the jar,
01:00:37
but everyone, even though I’m
01:00:40
such a meek plug and I’m squeezing it out like that,
01:00:44
I know
01:00:45
anjuna
01:00:52
but
01:00:55
[music]
01:00:57
you’re already like that for you
01:01:01
[applause]
01:01:05
he alone, don’t get sick, let’s continue I love this
01:01:10
moment with a concert on stage, representative of the
01:01:13
author’s workshop of the quarter-95 studio,
01:01:16
Valery Zhidkov
01:01:17
[applause]
01:01:20
put on, performs at every
01:01:22
concert of ours and every time it’s
01:01:24
simply impossible to declare it a funny joke, so
01:01:27
today I caught a joke once, a parubiy
01:01:31
looked at a goldfish she was valued for her
01:01:34
opportunities and just for her
01:01:36
mother, but having left, but now on one
01:01:42
stage, Valery Zhidkov is a man who
01:01:44
can blow a beautiful manal out of a fly,
01:01:47
meet and
01:01:53
[music]
01:01:59
good evening,
01:02:04
according to tradition, greetings to you from the entire
01:02:06
numerous author’s workshop of the studio
01:02:08
quarter-95,
01:02:12
I will support probably the most popular
01:02:14
the topic of today's concert I want to
01:02:16
talk about the presidential elections, who is
01:02:23
going who is not going, I think someone
01:02:26
should probably dot the i
01:02:28
's and clarify the situation a little, so
01:02:31
why not me, yes, and as it were, so I kind
01:02:36
of want to say one thing: one hundred percent
01:02:42
this is one hundred percent this is reliable
01:02:46
information
01:02:48
I’m not going I’m definitely not going I see but they’re
01:02:54
disappointed and their eyes have sorted me out
01:02:57
until the circle is slowly narrowing there are people in the hall
01:03:01
who also definitely aren’t running for
01:03:03
president I’m just interested
01:03:05
raise your hands if you can give 6 yes
01:03:07
until they go
01:03:10
frivolously everyone else everyone goes yes I’m
01:03:13
just wondering yes there are still up to 7 people
01:03:15
yes the fact that the rest are all going to the girl
01:03:19
you are also going to you are going yes he then
01:03:22
will have to admit that you already have 35
01:03:24
just by the way I’m wondering why 35 yes
01:03:28
where does this figure come from? dacha is not 30 not 40
01:03:31
why are they 35 what is it at this
01:03:33
age
01:03:34
what can’t a 34-year-old do
01:03:37
what a 35-year-old can do why in this
01:03:41
case there is no upper age limit for the president
01:03:43
I have another question as
01:03:46
for me at this post, insanity is much
01:03:48
more dangerous than youth, and in general, this is how I
01:03:56
studied the requirements of our
01:03:58
presidential candidates, let’s say they are very low,
01:04:02
look, they don’t take into account experience,
01:04:05
education, so you know, a
01:04:08
person with an outstanding
01:04:10
criminal record cannot become deputies, she is the president, this rule does not
01:04:13
apply,
01:04:14
this is not serious and the bottom line is, yes, we
01:04:17
get over 35 years of age, education
01:04:19
doesn’t matter, criminal record is no big deal, it
01:04:22
feels like these rules
01:04:24
were once tailored to a specific person and we still
01:04:32
adhere to them, and at the same time,
01:04:35
he should have two and a
01:04:38
half million hryvnia for the contribution
01:04:40
that is, if you rob a bank not far from
01:04:42
the election commission and manage to deposit the money
01:04:46
before the police catch up with you, then you are all already
01:04:48
candidates under the protection of the state,
01:04:54
again, I’m wondering why the president
01:04:57
immediately takes office, why a
01:04:59
saleswoman in a general store must work for
01:05:00
two weeks before I accept a
01:05:02
person starts leading the
01:05:08
country even without a medical examination promises 50
01:05:13
candidates this time nominate 50
01:05:16
candidates yes here’s how you can choose
01:05:18
who to vote for Vakarchuk they say he’s coming
01:05:21
but you have to understand that if he becomes
01:05:23
president he will stop singing I think
01:05:26
he’s a good singer yes I know he’s
01:05:29
good singer, but what kind of president he will be,
01:05:31
I don’t know and the code to vote
01:05:34
or not, I don’t want to risk a good
01:05:36
singer for the sake of an mediocre one, President Ivo
01:05:44
Bobul goes to
01:05:47
here without any complaints, good luck to the man and
01:05:50
no matter how it affects us, the gates are too wide
01:05:57
for those who want to lead
01:05:59
the country and then we are still surprised why
01:06:02
something wrong has crept into them again, we choose
01:06:05
either the same or the same, we
01:06:08
always have stories of a person who comes with a
01:06:10
plate of some promises and does not fulfill
01:06:12
them, but at the same time he still remains in
01:06:15
politics, I’m not talking about now some
01:06:17
specific person, although it’s also about him, we
01:06:20
have elections, this is a national championship in
01:06:24
lies in which only the best wins. Can you
01:06:28
imagine if, for example, in
01:06:34
Dancing with the Stars they also determined
01:06:36
the winner, I’m just interested in couple
01:06:38
number two, I’ll give you my word, I promise that I’ll dance the paso doble the best
01:06:43
Well, if you’re the best,
01:06:47
then you won, it’s a bit boring for the show, and
01:06:52
then the winner goes out on the floor, and they have
01:06:55
n’t been dancing for five years, what’s more,
01:06:58
in the fifth year they start talking, but the paso doble is something
01:07:00
like that,
01:07:01
if you choose again, you’ll see
01:07:03
unrealistic cha-cha-chas, they just love it,
01:07:08
let’s stop first the dance, then the assessments,
01:07:10
let's hold a casting throughout the country, we
01:07:12
won't make a big political show, it's not the
01:07:15
same as they are on all channels,
01:07:17
we have the secret of success in such programs is to
01:07:19
invite the two most inadequate ones from two different parties
01:07:21
and
01:07:28
bring them to white heat, then
01:07:30
stand and well what are you doing, why are you
01:07:31
saying such words, yes, but we are live on
01:07:34
air after all, why are you silent,
01:07:35
we need to make a real show of
01:07:39
the show so that the audience can see
01:07:41
what a candidate is like without
01:07:45
political scientists, without speech writers,
01:07:47
we take 50 candidates like this I have
01:07:49
an idea: we take 50 candidates, we drop them off
01:07:51
on an island like in the last hero,
01:07:54
but not on a tropical island, but on Khortitsa,
01:07:57
well, so that the climate is unusual for them,
01:08:01
right from the shore, everyone in one
01:08:10
boat,
01:08:11
each with an oar around the camera, yes, it won’t be until they
01:08:14
get there that everything will be done you can see who is rowing
01:08:16
who is criticizing those who are combing who would be
01:08:19
galloping we need to concentrate we can’t
01:08:23
put them on the island we give everyone one
01:08:26
item one can of canned food the second a
01:08:28
can opener so that they learn how to
01:08:30
create coalitions and what kind of matches for whom who
01:08:33
saw who saw a gun I
01:08:38
just want to leave in these wild conditions
01:08:39
any chances for a short,
01:08:41
fragile woman
01:08:46
[applause]
01:08:48
50 days
01:08:49
every day minus one candidate for example a
01:08:52
man promised to chop wood instead he
01:08:54
sat all day and renamed the
01:08:56
Moscow sausage well done well done
01:08:59
goodbye or appointed someone in the evening to
01:09:02
guard the food warehouse woke up at
01:09:04
5 am weighed if the suitcase paddle has gained
01:09:08
weight the radical party I’m not
01:09:11
talking about any specific candidate now,
01:09:13
although everything is decided about him too by the audience
01:09:18
just text messages simple and jointly
01:09:21
paid 1 hryvnia so that people think about at least
01:09:24
one hryvnia when they vote
01:09:28
[applause]
01:09:31
well, so that the children don’t play around, so that
01:09:34
the children aren’t young while dad isn’t looking, come on, the
01:09:36
compiler,
01:09:38
I’m not specifically not me, in general, as if
01:09:40
candidates,
01:09:42
and in the end, on this island there remain
01:09:44
two of the thinnest, two of the most exhausted
01:09:46
presidential candidates, and here is the final
01:09:49
test,
01:09:50
first four days without food and then the choice is
01:09:54
either two more days and you are the president or
01:09:59
fried potatoes and then we will
01:10:04
really choose the best, we
01:10:06
see a person who wants to lead
01:10:08
the country stronger than there are, there haven’t been such people yet
01:10:12
thank you very much everyone for the elections
01:10:19
thank you
01:10:26
tracks
01:10:30
[applause]
01:10:32
thank you friends we will continue and now on
01:10:34
this stage will be drained Zhenya,
01:10:37
what is advertising, a mandatory
01:10:42
bet match, once per concert I have to
01:10:49
go out in this form, let’s
01:10:51
play it, then another program, evening
01:10:54
quarter, central channel, you know about this,
01:10:56
I understand the stakes are very high, advertising, I
01:11:03
say again, I have advertising
01:11:05
obligations to a couple mother before we understand
01:11:07
put yourself in my place in the
01:11:10
end put yourself after and you put
01:11:12
and write everything out I’ll stop really
01:11:16
now it’s too much
01:11:18
against me together before they decided two to
01:11:21
one guys actually a university
01:11:26
yes really guys well I’m sorry I didn’t wait,
01:11:30
what are you doing mocking Jack captivity,
01:11:33
you all also played in this advertisement on and
01:11:35
note ral Ivan and in the game it’s you,
01:11:40
life with shut up is
01:11:42
really narrowed down, this nonsense
01:11:44
is interfering with our end, it’s not interfering with
01:11:47
them, they’re interfering with the inhabitants, no less than Timisoara,
01:11:53
well, that’s enough for you the last time
01:11:56
I warned you and last time you
01:11:57
warned me I was wondering if
01:12:00
it was your insatiable producer's idea
01:12:03
while Zheka has a sick liver he
01:12:06
looks like this we'll film him in some advertisement
01:12:11
Jay there they're asking to park the car
01:12:15
here I wonder if it's overloaded like that I'm a little
01:12:17
too much Misha what kind of car is he here for
01:12:20
trolleybus free them on which trolleybus are
01:12:23
homeless people not
01:12:25
you for you well you can’t ride along the
01:12:28
embankment you understand
01:12:30
everywhere you look neighing Julia is crazy I Julia is not yet
01:12:33
July Iglesias
01:12:35
Yulyasya squirrel seats and 10 guys it’s
01:12:40
really a pity hello we have it not but
01:12:42
you understand the advertisements then empty our
01:12:44
main project is the evening quarter and
01:12:47
everything else is advertising find that it's
01:12:50
little things it doesn't need to be able to sing and only
01:12:54
music music is eternal you understand
01:12:59
music the goal
01:13:00
[music]
01:13:05
music since no one edward highway
01:13:09
replace everything is clear with you friends well
01:13:13
friends meet our perlin
01:13:16
Ukrainian mystetstva music
01:13:20
and not again Gaitan, I’m a new disgrace
01:13:31
[music]
01:13:35
welcome, yeah. I’m sure that
01:13:38
the song will be about love,
01:13:40
but I’m always every dear friend, we
01:13:43
decided to create a romantic atmosphere in the hall,
01:13:46
but what could be more romantic in life
01:13:48
than a kiss, you know how in America there is a
01:13:51
camera, a boor will kiss through and you’ll
01:13:55
kiss, I’ll kiss there, and you
01:13:59
if suddenly a camera in the hall shows you,
01:14:02
see on your screen, kiss, don’t be
01:14:04
shy, well, let’s, for example,
01:14:05
let’s pay attention to the camera on the screen, whoever
01:14:09
saw themselves immediately kiss, let’s
01:14:12
snatch someone, but that’s great, great,
01:14:15
let’s be bolder, straight kisses,
01:14:18
romantic, but here’s a couple of couples,
01:14:21
let’s guys and so look well,
01:14:25
everything works out and so you kiss
01:14:29
Gaitana sings and the buzz meet Gaitana
01:14:35
[applause]
01:14:46
[music]
01:15:02
potsdam
01:15:03
someone line
01:15:05
process
01:15:06
once
01:15:08
and Judy private USA
01:15:12
now by
01:15:15
adajio
01:15:16
case logic
01:15:19
[music]
01:15:20
everyone or
01:15:23
come on, show me
01:15:27
[ music]
01:15:30
7
01:15:35
I understand everything clearly
01:15:38
and
01:15:40
I are
01:15:44
those
01:15:53
here
01:15:56
and
01:16:05
[music]
01:16:15
I am
01:16:16
the word integral
01:16:19
city of
01:16:24
Arjuna
01:16:26
not
01:16:29
[music]
01:16:31
pure wider George
01:16:35
lived before
01:16:37
a
01:16:39
[music]
01:16:49
I
01:16:59
children
01:17:11
and
01:17:26
[music]
01:17:59
all a
01:18:23
plus all
01:18:24
plush toy
01:18:26
and
01:18:33
he
01:18:42
[ applause]
01:18:48
[music]
01:18:55
here
01:19:02
[music] [applause]
01:19:04
as a whole the concert how it's worth it's
01:19:08
nice it's a big yes well you know it's
01:19:11
beautiful well it's really beautiful it's really worth
01:19:14
living beautifully in general you can't ban
01:19:15
but everything else can be banned
01:19:19
our government decided you know it all
01:19:20
started At first they forbade you and
01:19:22
me to watch, but remember, yes, but not
01:19:24
all films can be watched, all TV series are
01:19:26
like that, then we are now talking about a
01:19:28
new law coming out regarding how we all need to
01:19:30
speak, in general, they will be prohibited from speaking,
01:19:32
look, speak on living like a human being,
01:19:34
well, that’s where they started he than all the
01:19:37
transcendental except one have not yet been forbidden to remain
01:19:39
silent only for anyone, and then
01:19:46
you know, at some point it is possible for us to remain silent,
01:19:48
we thought in the quarter, well, you know,
01:19:51
we will be so silent that after this
01:19:55
silence it did not matter what we say
01:19:58
[applause]
01:20:04
[applause]
01:20:06
[ music]
01:20:09
and
01:20:10
let me
01:20:13
wait
01:20:14
andfirst
01:20:16
accept the order
01:20:19
even the slaves are silent and
01:20:21
we can lie and the truth is a goat you and
01:20:28
tolerate the chat and quietly Movchan and
01:20:33
indulge in silence
01:20:36
whether the Carpathians are right protein we more but
01:20:42
learned rub and you we would be glad to live and
01:20:48
soot and brother and
01:20:50
and in the mail on the
01:20:53
nuts topics strictly you are not with but I am silent
01:20:58
on the Russian amore
01:21:02
norris melodious they are silent to him in Lvov to
01:21:08
jump on the Maidan loves cats packages and
01:21:14
jump law
01:21:16
account you
01:21:17
can move and we will be with you
01:21:23
and the school of heat and our tanks
01:21:28
acute angle 1 2
01:21:31
and here and store
01:21:34
this is the
01:21:35
devil you are also behind the defense of the cheat
01:21:41
you yourself
01:21:43
can be for us and
01:21:46
you wouldn’t save us
01:21:49
decided
01:21:52
we
01:21:57
only had a lot of
01:22:00
fight eating at
01:22:03
the expense of the
01:22:04
panda
01:22:12
[music]
01:22:13
varta Zholtovsky
01:22:16
fly I lumps we know how could demott and
01:22:23
[music] [applause]
01:22:25
yah spoons we can about everything succeeded
01:22:31
I will tie
01:22:34
[applause]
01:22:52
the bridge is silent
01:22:55
[music]
01:23:02
[music]
01:23:16
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