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[music]

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[music]

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hello

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hello this is the

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smartest comedian of the show where comedians, like

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gnomes,

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delve into

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complex questions in order to get the

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right answers from them so that later for our

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main prize we can take

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some snow white somewhere,

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and the main cross today will not be 5

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mowers like earlier, yes, we realized that the

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time has come when we can take inflation into account,

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so the prize today will be

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five and a half mowers 5

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[applause]

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here they are,

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yes Ford blues we are growing, we are growing like a show,

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yes dude hut [ __ ] well, let's say

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hello to the applicants for this money

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sasha small

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[applause]

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sasha never says a year until he

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jumps over the truth as soon as he

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jumps over only gopi says

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short reptiloid

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russian has already won our show though

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that time in the super game he lost all the

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winnings then Rustam was in what d and could

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imagine it Let's

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see how Rustam is motivated by hunger,

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like marriage, yes, yes, I'm your host,

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Masha, a versatile comedian, Pasha recently

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took part in the show, the game is

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true, apparently Pasha didn't understand what the

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rule was, so he played hide and seek,

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and well, Dima Koval's

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beauty is

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just right for them, and our jewelry show

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he not only has a beautiful appearance but also

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wonderful jokes

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so

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[applause]

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before we start I will remind you of

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the rule I ask questions you will

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answer them for correct and

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reasoned points you will receive

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for incorrect and disgusting I

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will get points actually that's all

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rules, well, pinega icon I will give you

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all a sound I will notify the device with the help of

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which we will actually decide

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which of you will answer first and so

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we give you a decoy as a handsome guy beautiful

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melodika

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Demakova no poppy thank you

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duck call for

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duck please let's go 10.

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rust you crow decoy mom

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0 2 mouth [ __ ] and the road is at the crow decoy level

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oh and sage bread

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today I picked you up a fairly

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simple device this is a fly swatter

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this is for you yes I just

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know you often give not very pleasant

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answers and I would like that before these

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answers at least hit you on the lips

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so well, let's consolidate the sounds

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the day will be good

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here you go Demakova

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bye Pavel go look for the other side shake

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yes I have never hunted

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please please good evening

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rustam reptiloid

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again on the other hand

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this is for a crow this is for that is World, well,

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Sasha Malaya

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super su must please yes I am from

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the last from the last program I

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had this skill further I have to return it

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please oh

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super yes and now you have a new one you have and

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this one is leaving our museum

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museum well why do

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this therefore you will be on dudite

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where he rapes different birds I really can’t

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what can we start with the first question

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let’s go

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[music]

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and

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so the first question 1 question about a hangover

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was given did any of you experience a hangover

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at the moment and at the moment

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please understand it means you are the favorite in this

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matter and so attention question in the city

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for the mushroom in Croatia there is a museum

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dedicated to hangovers what kind of exhibits are

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presented there question

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the intonation heard?

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fans and if the exhibits are a messenger from the ward you

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need to name a few and everything is correct

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so

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Rustam well I’ll start perhaps well

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beef doshirak definitely is an

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exhibit a hangover exhibit like they are

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of course doshirak well okay I just forgot to

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explain it’s laminated it’s an

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exhibit after all it’s like a laminated

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doshirak well

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wait you just misunderstood me, the

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thing is that you gave miners a

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laminated doshirak sosh minus a point for

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Russian

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sugar dacha, first of all, the first

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exhibit is the stench that is all over the

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museum, it’s a hangover, it’s the smell of fumes

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everywhere you go everywhere, it just stinks of urine

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fumes from

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sweaty men, that’s not the minus was the

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recent masturbation, but now it’s definitely not a

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spa against the backdrop of that part of the surroundings of the general

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volts, well, sage for the stench minus a point for

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you

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page but

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we divide

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it into Gleba Madame Tussauds exhibits were

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stolen there, they put the exhibit hangover

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or else the bathtub wandered into I’m

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laminated,

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it doesn’t fit like that - but they came in, but I

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think the answer still pulled a plus ball

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enough leader Pasha plus bold

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boss Dima yes, I think there is a family there

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that abandoned a drinking man,

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really, you come there to

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feel all the pain of a hangover, a minute

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the mother is standing upset, tear-stained,

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says here is your printout on map

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idiot look how much money the

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child spent yesterday the child grows up without you in the museum the

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museum is such an exhibit but this is a new type of

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museum picnic and mersenna inverse

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museum that is a museum attraction museum from the

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Russian Orthodox Church and

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when when the right one holds you

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meant the attraction is

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irrational well, it’s not a dream as

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called for

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- yes, that’s right, that’s right, minus a point,

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yes, sasha, yes, I’m actually suggesting this is how I’m

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proposing that there are a lot of

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exhibits that are writhing in pain, that

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is, statues like this,

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statues like this, statues, or

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monkeys like these, which are all like this, like

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this it's like this because

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all the [ __ ] hurts when you're hungover you can't

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see because the light is glare you

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can't hear because you can't

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hear God well in case people come to the

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museum to look at these statues at these

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statues but what else for guests is this a museum what else is

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there so even yes yes please

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Rustam but the helicopter may be a

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real helicopter there but why not but

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the Syma helicopter will replace

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it come on let me give you a hint for this you

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need to drink very hard

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let's give sex there to a not handsome person

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that you can never end up with

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or with a handsome one but this will mean that it’s

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ugly, it’s you, and

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that is, there’s sex in the museum, but this is Europe,

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they’re there a little bit, a little bit, that is, yes,

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you go in and they rape you 20 of we’ll understand

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correctly, we understand the whole thing museum,

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look at the museum, it’s usually a

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static story cities, firstly, these are

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objects

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not people, not people, an object for free

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will become in I already want to guess, maybe

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aspirin and some public tomatoes, but a

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pickle museum capital show field of miracles

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skullcap, but by the way, in

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principle, the cauldron museum walked the path with something to

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resemble these are different objects yes they are

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united by something and

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pissed panties are

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different objects many different regional

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panties thank God you quit drinking the site

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to a minus point

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like this let me give you a hint that will

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bring you closer to the most correct

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answer

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in the morning with a hangover we

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find something

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all the items that you stole while drunk

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where are the objects from, like if

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it was a museum of Arustam’s hangover, it would

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be completely made of chairs,

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you [ __ ] up the chair, but

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why

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was it necessary to

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take out the studio card three times and there are

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establishments in general that think

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that if they stacked chairs on the veranda like this,

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then no one gives a [ __ ] these

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scars, [ __ ], for the hell of it, don’t give a [ __ ],

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you can sit on this for as long as you want,

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real and bring some bread, or already give an

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image of wearing a [ __ ] mouth, it’s a difficult time,

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we live, everything is true, everything is true, this is the correct

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answer, Pasha, really,

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really, the

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Croatian hangover museum presents

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objects that people find at home on

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morning after drinking, each exhibit

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has a hangover story attached,

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as a matter of fact, Rustam, for example,

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has one and maybe he can give away his chairs,

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this museum is also on fire, gets 2 points

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for now,

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amazing should

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we move on to the next question

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[music]

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[laughter]

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Sash jungle tense today even

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more tense than usual what

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happened sage yes me and the fender liner sting

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so it’s all because of the IP. yes because of this

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etc. I'm for it

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so sage let's go talk

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if

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we go talk

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come here

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what's happening to you damn it I didn't

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open the software and I'm already tired Kostya every time

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you transfer money from your PC to a card you have to

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use two different applications

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each time there's a different commission I'm just

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tired you already want to relax, then

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try hiace bank this is a ban for

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relaxation, he was the first to think of

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combining both a peer and an individual’s card in

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one application, yes, and he also canceled the

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commission for transfers of up to a million rubles

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to his card there, it can’t be, maybe

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sage damn, I’m tired too

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let's hold that hand on the table, look at sage

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to switch between the card and.p.

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It’s enough to simply swipe that all the

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money is at hand in one application,

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count the rash on the card, you can transfer up

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to a million rubles a month without

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commission, I don’t need that much, it’s

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for your growth, plus,

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24/7 support service, taxes and

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fees are paid automatically, regular

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reporting is filled out automatically

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automatically

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automatically and automatically that’s it, you

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know what kind of card they

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give you anyway, some kind of non-premium one

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no Sasha premium they say

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cashback up to two percent on all purchases

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this means that up to 15 thousand rubles a

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month hiace returns bonuses and discounts to the card

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up to fifty percent on

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online services supermarkets refills

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books and clothes and it costs only from 499

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rubles per month how can you get this

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follow the link in the description

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register and never

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strain yourself again with the hiace bank

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the seam seems to feel better well all the varnishes gabbling

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until relaxed hard

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[ __ ] I'm also tense served well,

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excuse me, it's up to you, let's decide for yourself,

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well, the question, attention, the same

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question about children, do

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you remember yourself in kindergarten in

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kindergarten, strong memories when

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a girl is one of the older

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kindergarten and school [ __ ]

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Yes,

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I was small, just a baby, like

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now, and even less for the baby, she really

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took me and carried me away from everyone and

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put me to sleep oh oh, I didn’t want to

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sleep, you were already asleep, you were probably sleeping

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during the day, but she was just playing mother’s daughter with me

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she was just playing to break,

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she didn’t take away from everyone and put her in

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the tan, the teacher answered to play, that’s not why

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I asked the question so that they were so long

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.

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1 touched the hips and belly I wanted to play I

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just wanted to play

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so do you remember that such a quiet

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hour yes yes yes

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the story from here too I once wrote I

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don’t need any more about so the question was exactly

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accepted in American kindergartens they are

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very concerned about the safety of children

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Therefore, the quiet time there is different from

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Russian in America, children are put to bed

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so that they can quickly escape

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in case of a fire, what is the peculiarity of their way of life and

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not on the street they sleep,

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well, in the fresh air, this is useful,

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firstly, and secondly, nothing can catch fire there;

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the only thing lightning can

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strike, but the maximum in one child and

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that’s it,

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and also full, they can get sick

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and die, but this is on the coast, I think

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it’s about the coast where it’s always warm,

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or they just dress them a little warmer and

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everyone sleeps normally in the fresh air,

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so such people are healthy and beautiful, well,

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the argument goes 5 plus point

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for

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me, it seems to me that in their room there is a

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building in the room where they sleep in

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small children, at the moment of a fire, the

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floor moves out and they, in their

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cradles, become boats around them,

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called a

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life ring, the floor moves back, they

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supply water like this into a huge pool with

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water this is not a flood, a fire, not in this

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case of a fire, the alarm goes off, the

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floor moves away and under the floor there is water

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point there is no cradle you will study [ __ ]

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cradles

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like boats yes I understand what you mean dude yes yes yes yes yes

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yes I don’t fall and swim

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balances once on the water there while everything

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around is burning and Tokaev you definitely understood

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Rustam no sometimes minus point I didn’t

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understand anything

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Pasha well they set fire to the room and such a march

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to sleep and here they are scaring the car with two cars so that they

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do something so that the children

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wake up and get [ __ ] by the fire that’s

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right I’m correct understood and minus point

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Pasha understood correctly and

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so look in American kindergartens they

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put children to sleep in some way,

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some kind of specificity,

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wait, let me listen, I’m going through, of course, and

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this helps the children themselves save themselves

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from the fire yes yes yes

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yes Sasha, which means first of all there were some

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option now you’ll just go crazy,

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look at the expense of earplugs being stuck into their ears,

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but not simple earplugs with an

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earphone inside, just a bluetooth earphone

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to which, but through bluetooth and they do

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n’t let anything through, no sound,

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so I’m fast asleep, but if

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a fire starts and there’s an alarm which plays into the building it

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will be broadcast

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straight into the ears of the usual alarm, the

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worse

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[music]

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[laughter]

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[applause] it’s

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too deep to sleep and not to hear it

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twice, well, minus point and

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Sasha called it the wrong answer,

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Pasha puts them to bed burnt

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these terrible nannies will

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rarely come out right away

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this contribution like these like this

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5 eyes open you children are not sleeping it will

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turn out like hares

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for the crib equipped with

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special capsules which at the moment of

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the fire close below near I

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wanted to raise the mechanism like catapults

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open the ceiling

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shoot out of this house

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where, actually, away from the fire, it doesn’t

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matter where, well

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enough reasoned blues points,

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the wrong answer is one, it seems to me

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they have some kind of special sleeping

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linen that burns, doesn’t light up,

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I don’t know for sure the American candles, the

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child burned, are they left only he

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takes he he takes a blanket he takes a blanket

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and in this blanket he can run and

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they probably also have some

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small fire extinguishers under everyone’s

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crib that they are small they are the driver

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of course the river didn’t want the firefighters to

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rob ahead Petya let’s

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save the children from the kindergarten but only

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small fires we eat and only the small ones

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will restore the big sanji fire

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version for the alternative is terrible

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please they sleep in foil

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so that right away, they do

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n’t sleep in theory stuffed with garlic

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american

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straight into a burger and eat at a

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gas station swearing so that

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for this you must definitely give a minus

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no no no suggest with your hands come on

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Kostan

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children do something with them,

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you can smear them before,

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thank you, I also wanted to take

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a chance, lubricate them every hour,

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well, just why and lubricated them as

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why they are lubricated so that the table is lubricated with

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something non-stick and the foil is correct

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so that it does not stick to the bed,

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so that later it is a mesh lubricate it,

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fill it with water and boil it so that it does

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n’t stick together

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to create what horror minus point minus

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point horror-horror I’ll give them some more

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tips because of this because of this it’s

00:24:05

not very comfortable for children to sleep while I’m lubricating

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they fit

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there but maybe they put them in some kind in the

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fetal position, this is a

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position,

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well, like children, as we know, when they sleep

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on their backs and a fire happens, unexpectedly

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they wake up and

00:24:31

he’s well, disoriented for the first time, and in the

00:24:36

fetal position he woke up and was like oh and

00:24:39

drowned no no no let me tell you more,

00:24:42

yes what this is what they put on children before going to

00:24:47

bed, let's get to the whistles, they

00:24:51

hang whistles so that there is a lot of

00:24:54

smoke, you can tell by the whistle

00:24:56

where the child is

00:24:59

also and crosses are hung next to the whistles

00:25:03

so that there is still something to eat, this is if

00:25:06

the situation is really hopeless so you can do

00:25:08

this in Russians make records particles and to

00:25:11

heaven I stole these felt-tip pens taking into account

00:25:14

communion

00:25:16

hit Kansk when we were playing

00:25:19

daughter-mother I was a bad mother I

00:25:23

farted there at lunch let me compare it for you again yes, that is,

00:25:26

they did something so

00:25:29

that the children could do it faster

00:25:32

they sleep with shoes on they sleep with shoes on this is the

00:25:37

correct answer

00:25:41

in American kindergartens during

00:25:43

quiet time all children sleep in shoes [ __ ]

00:25:46

so in case of fire children

00:25:49

will be able to leave the premises faster and safer 2

00:25:51

points Dima earns 2 points they

00:25:54

wear shoes in houses they saw

00:25:57

some mansion then hello Helen comes in and in shoes

00:26:00

in shoes record of the case loves everything [ __ ] I was

00:26:04

here vacuuming a fire starts with a burning

00:26:07

kindergarten burning and from there naked

00:26:09

children in envelopes

00:26:11

or Znayka in these children's airmaxes run away from

00:26:14

us you will get them right in the ass or

00:26:16

somewhere in shoes, but when in the kindergarten of the

00:26:18

city, the beds were cleaning up the soap, [ __ ]

00:26:20

washed everything, pissed, [ __ ] my [ __ ] ones,

00:26:23

but it’s interesting that later in the evening their

00:26:25

feet stink when they are taken away, it’s

00:26:28

just interesting, it’s not written there, by

00:26:30

God, I think it’s better for Nolan’s feet to

00:26:33

be kind of stinky than to be [ __ ] burnt

00:26:39

so deeply well, one earned points and we

00:26:42

move on to the next question and

00:26:44

[music]

00:26:52

so pay attention to the screen

00:26:56

in the photo you see how a person

00:27:00

is carrying another in a basket such people

00:27:03

could be found on the streets of Istanbul

00:27:05

at the beginning of the 20th century what problem was

00:27:08

solved in this way in Turkey by Pasha drunkard

00:27:13

cheated on the floor drunkard to mine take

00:27:16

him high scara you buddy order a

00:27:18

taxi just yes I think there

00:27:21

was no trust taxi before that dude yes

00:27:23

yes I see such a problem they solved

00:27:26

these bruises on the street to the neck for a taxi you are

00:27:29

so against and Dima the problem of homeless people

00:27:33

maybe they decided that they were just carried away from the

00:27:36

center of the city to the outskirts, everything for you to

00:27:39

wear until the house appears,

00:27:42

how do you imagine putting a homeless person in a

00:27:44

basket, let’s say

00:27:46

how do you imagine something by cunning, the

00:27:48

sled goes, hears his new house was

00:27:51

this law, everyone,

00:27:52

look, Pasha was right, this is really a

00:27:58

drunkard, but what problems is the fisherman the fisherman was

00:28:03

decided in this way in Turkey,

00:28:05

he got drunk drunk hard, he

00:28:09

began to live on the road, he was imprisoned and he screamed

00:28:13

[ __ ] from this basket, people looked at him, he knew he

00:28:16

was a goat and an [ __ ], only in the morning,

00:28:20

in short, people saw how he was all pinata, is it

00:28:22

coming scary or like this we won’t

00:28:24

drink so that you do

00:28:26

n’t need to carry it like this in a basket, well, this is the correct answer,

00:28:30

indeed, flax biscuits, and until the

00:28:35

1960s, drunk people from the

00:28:38

bar were loaded into such baskets and

00:28:41

carried home, porters chose the

00:28:43

most crowded streets so that the drunkards would be seen by as

00:28:46

many people as possible and the next morning they were

00:28:49

ashamed, in fact, in this way in

00:28:50

Turkey they fought against drunkenness 2 points

00:28:56

I would look at this type I would

00:28:59

like to be driven like this by

00:29:04

everyone even that now there are no such

00:29:08

porters because taxis can be

00:29:10

so expensive it’s easier to pay with shame

00:29:14

damn cool yeah yes shivli and you

00:29:17

take it home, but now there are many other

00:29:19

specialists who are so easy to find on the

00:29:22

pros

00:29:26

pros service for finding specialists to

00:29:29

solve your problems

00:29:32

[applause]

00:29:34

hairdressers video tutors

00:29:38

fitness trainers designers in general all those

00:29:42

that you so often need and you think

00:29:45

where can I find them also on the pros,

00:29:50

you yourself can set the price

00:29:53

range that you are willing to spend on this

00:29:56

service and real comments will help

00:29:58

you choose the right specialist and

00:30:03

a little

00:30:05

more you yourself are a specialist or a

00:30:08

professional, then you too should go to the pros but

00:30:11

only if you are a specialist and a professional

00:30:16

link in description

00:30:21

and we move on to the next question

00:30:25

[music]

00:30:33

the question about Steve Jobs is covered, this

00:30:36

attention this question is not known and

00:30:39

what was the attitude of Steve Jobs towards

00:30:42

people with disabilities, but according to friends, he often

00:30:46

received angry messages from people with disabilities, what was the

00:30:48

matter with Steve Jobs that he outraged

00:30:52

people with disabilities yes,

00:30:55

that means it seems to me that they were infuriated by the

00:30:59

apple logo itself,

00:31:01

that

00:31:03

because

00:31:05

despite this apple, those who had bitten off

00:31:08

said that this apple was inferior,

00:31:11

since I

00:31:13

actually eat less, that it was

00:31:16

me in this I was me, it was me who had bitten off the

00:31:19

apple, so that’s cool

00:31:22

cool who is this banter for? over the disabled

00:31:27

we will give, I think due to the fact that the

00:31:30

iPhone pedometer application, after all, at

00:31:32

some point a pedometer was sewn in and

00:31:35

some people would have no legs and they just

00:31:38

moved around with the help of their stroller,

00:31:41

something else, the iPhone read it out as

00:31:43

steps and people who didn’t went to a

00:31:45

possible life for several years, he

00:31:47

perceives it as a mockery and asked to

00:31:50

somehow remove this hypo and I liked

00:31:52

that they were kind of on the move, but think about it, the dude is

00:31:54

sitting in a stroller and the app writes to him

00:31:56

great ran today [ __ ] you

00:31:59

Steve jobs to your neighbors term answer plus ball

00:32:05

wrong maybe call Sergeevich

00:32:10

they have him android something

00:32:12

pissed you off say damn it gave while he tells you she

00:32:15

was sleeping the program will go oh

00:32:17

my god it suddenly flew to him [ __ ]

00:32:20

now in general and so what’s the matter with

00:32:24

Steve Jobs that pissed off the disabled notes the

00:32:28

question of course the moonwalk such a

00:32:30

question just do what -don’t come up with it,

00:32:32

you need to understand that it was offensive to disabled people

00:32:35

to be married; in fact, all options

00:32:37

will consist of incorrect but

00:32:39

offensive things for disabled people, this is a nightmare,

00:32:41

you don’t call, don’t be so terrible things,

00:32:43

and they can be argued,

00:32:45

they can be argued, all I

00:32:47

think is a nightmare but for example, all I

00:32:49

think is a nightmare, this is horror, what infuriates

00:32:52

disabled people so well, he wants these beams

00:32:57

that he ran into, we’ll give

00:33:01

you a spoke in the wheels, I have this option, but

00:33:05

can you clarify exactly how it’s a separate

00:33:09

disabled person bit of disabled people or all on, well,

00:33:13

different January actually yes

00:33:16

yes, it may be that initially the slogan of the

00:33:19

iPhone was something like so simple

00:33:22

that even a [ __ ] person would understand,

00:33:28

no one was confused in the

00:33:30

back room, well, [ __ ] it now,

00:33:36

even from 100 to even legless, and

00:33:40

even the Hokage runs to buy felted ones

00:33:44

without a leg without an arm, standing in line,

00:33:49

everyone stood not they let

00:33:52

people with disabilities go ahead, everyone had to stand in

00:33:54

line and a full-fledged not full-fledged

00:33:58

such Steve did that they never

00:34:00

go to make an iphone infusion in general

00:34:04

stidich this is Steve

00:34:13

argumentatively up

00:34:15

to Pasha [ __ ] well what

00:34:18

a day I think

00:34:22

people who had no hands because of the iPod got angry at him

00:34:25

touch,

00:34:29

well, like touch, touched, well, like me,

00:34:33

touch, there was no siri there yet to

00:34:35

turn on the music, they just perceived

00:34:37

it as a mockery of such a name

00:34:39

when they could, like a deal,

00:34:41

perceive, in principle, ski poles they

00:34:44

they they but you see here ipod touch with

00:34:47

warmth right there directly calls you

00:34:49

to touch you understand the

00:34:51

beams from the stick from not the shelves touch if there

00:34:54

were shelves touch I think they would also be

00:34:56

angry at I don’t think the petting still

00:34:58

irritated them why

00:35:01

with Steve Jobs

00:35:04

you can just really there was no ramp in the main office

00:35:07

and

00:35:10

convenience will do it Allah so

00:35:13

a day from Assyria this is still behind the series Steve

00:35:16

Jobs

00:35:17

people who are blind only use

00:35:20

iPhones through the series I guess mostly

00:35:23

I don’t know and it’s just a mansion the gorilla is glad to see you

00:35:31

only for the blind she said hello

00:35:33

to everyone else she said eat to the blind

00:35:35

said [ __ ] glad this is a waste of the

00:35:39

series then maybe I'm glad to see that maybe

00:35:42

he's given the bones, let me give you

00:35:45

a hint, it's not related to his

00:35:47

inventions, you were silent, they threw

00:35:51

it at you, of course we want to say something else, Steve

00:35:54

Jobs selected

00:35:55

something for disabled people every day,

00:35:59

yes, I realized

00:36:03

that the

00:36:05

components of the iPhone that make up the

00:36:11

internal parts are possible components in

00:36:15

wheelchairs are located he approached the

00:36:18

outfits unscrewed spoke

00:36:25

with iPhones from above

00:36:29

[applause]

00:36:31

tsar minus point

00:36:34

military version interesting, well, what should I give

00:36:38

you the final prompted complaints put

00:36:41

under the windshield of the car

00:36:44

the first was Dima stood on the disabled one

00:36:47

instead of the parking lot before in response

00:36:50

really

00:36:51

Steve Jobs everyone day he parked in

00:36:54

spaces for the disabled for this he received a

00:36:56

large highway and angry notes from the

00:36:58

disabled themselves 2 points Dima earnings

00:37:02

until and we move on next

00:37:05

question

00:37:06

[music] next

00:37:14

in line command question rules such at

00:37:18

home question you consult for a

00:37:20

while and a cup of this time, I myself will appoint

00:37:22

a distinguisher, if he answers correctly,

00:37:24

then the prize today will be 5,500 and

00:37:30

65,

00:37:32

and

00:37:34

so attention to the question, with age,

00:37:38

most men have a fear of

00:37:40

ceasing to be sexy and

00:37:42

attractive to women, according to

00:37:45

surveys of British psychologists, the main

00:37:48

fear of men is associated with changes in their

00:37:50

own body, what kind of change in the body

00:37:54

most men are most afraid of the

00:37:57

team in front of

00:38:02

everything, not a roof will carefully stop

00:38:05

standing penis street from will get away with the penis it

00:38:09

seems to me that the penny becomes 5

00:38:12

times larger and the men for this we Gregory

00:38:15

begins this very strongly I will order al us

00:38:17

captions his sexuality is

00:38:19

really like this this is the fear of heaven I don’t understand

00:38:21

that a man is afraid to stop being

00:38:23

sexy at the moment he was super yes you’re

00:38:27

jumping for this I’m [ __ ] [ __ ]

00:38:29

crazy

00:38:30

how many people are jerking off to me right now it’s

00:38:32

just interesting

00:38:34

training or impotence I tried this but it does

00:38:38

n’t change my sexual just

00:38:40

more not and busy

00:38:42

but not sexy it sounds and maybe

00:38:45

with a hanging dick well [ __ ] up tits

00:38:47

like women by the river looks like the

00:38:51

truth and at what age tits and asses of the

00:38:54

best foam already

00:38:58

tits and asses on the ears and someone damn

00:39:01

stock up on sexy

00:39:03

so that's why you're afraid

00:39:07

I'm afraid of my father

00:39:11

in the body

00:39:14

I

00:39:17

see on myself from

00:39:20

okay

00:39:22

I have female tits female

00:39:25

sausages bald yes it seems to me or

00:39:28

but I mostly also hear that more and

00:39:31

more people in all the way to solve this is

00:39:34

very simple [ __ ] me but I do it they want to

00:39:37

hear

00:39:40

steely they all the time but more as

00:39:42

if there is no reason everything else for a

00:39:45

man to [ __ ] how sexy

00:39:47

wait bald is also normal not yes

00:39:51

normal yes but this is the only one and who

00:39:54

else but to assure everyone important is silent gift

00:40:00

this is a hot male of course together

00:40:03

Jason Statham well [ __ ] knows Ruslan

00:40:06

Ruslan White should be passing by here

00:40:09

I'm just like you by the way

00:40:12

Gosha Kutsenko

00:40:16

anti-killer someone patted the soul

00:40:20

more Kutsenko the tank has no

00:40:23

female tits so not this Lord like this

00:40:26

director well yes and it will take and the music and the

00:40:35

president the president

00:40:38

si si to power network sisi house, well, like,

00:40:44

I’ve become gray-haired, so [ __ ] up, and no one

00:40:47

will give Gandalf to anyone, or maybe it’s just that

00:40:50

everyone is afraid that it will

00:40:52

just fall out of you somewhere and got out of their panties

00:40:56

closer, and with you it’s just a

00:40:58

milky

00:41:01

game now, I don’t know, but there were people

00:41:03

who found this Sasha attractive in

00:41:05

this regard at the rolls where all sorts of fractals

00:41:08

well, we finished the discussion and

00:41:11

answers this question ah Rustam

00:41:15

reptiloid oh my and so Rustam what

00:41:19

betrayal in the body

00:41:22

most men are most afraid of, well,

00:41:25

I know I

00:41:28

heard but the city that many men

00:41:31

they are afraid of going bald, well, they are afraid, the same

00:41:37

Ruslan Bely, bald, had an operation, well, he

00:41:40

was afraid daleks beboshvili, bald samwell

00:41:44

Hannover, well, for example, right off the top of your head, you

00:41:47

friends write in printers canon and

00:41:50

honestly, here are

00:41:52

2, probably the most popular answer would be a

00:41:56

tummy, but from the girls I often

00:42:00

heard with such take off com but it happened, I

00:42:05

even know such people,

00:42:08

so friends, if I answer

00:42:11

baldness from the team, no one will

00:42:14

probably be at all let's [ __ ] so rusty

00:42:18

what change in the body

00:42:20

most men are most afraid of prostate prolapse

00:42:26

and

00:42:30

[laughter]

00:42:38

was herring

00:42:40

baldness is your final answer is

00:42:43

now correct answer according to

00:42:47

research by British

00:42:48

psychologists, men are most afraid of

00:42:53

baldness,

00:42:56

yes that’s right, in response,

00:43:00

this fear is stronger than the fear of impotence

00:43:04

because baldness is noticeable to everyone

00:43:06

around and can become a reason for

00:43:07

ridicule 1000 rubles

00:43:12

or an hour at stake for whom 6 half

00:43:17

the mowers

00:43:22

well, we move on next

00:43:25

question

00:43:26

[music] in

00:43:34

2010 in Switzerland the

00:43:37

number of sexually transmitted diseases in

00:43:39

teenagers increased after a study it turned out

00:43:43

that teenagers are reluctant to use

00:43:46

condoms so a local

00:43:48

manufacturer made condoms more

00:43:51

attractive to teenagers what

00:43:53

exactly did they do

00:43:56

let's give they made it from experience

00:44:00

this I listen listen this besides the fact

00:44:04

that attractive for teenagers it is

00:44:06

also additional stimulation of a

00:44:09

woman or a man from the butt, from experience

00:44:13

but from try simple dimple and depending on

00:44:15

who likes what Kostyan

00:44:18

is the wrong answer but

00:44:21

well-reasoned + more plus more but

00:44:23

this is not the answer for now but I think maybe they

00:44:26

made it like a dick spider-man there

00:44:29

hulk is lazy cool but they picked up

00:44:33

some

00:44:35

marvel and

00:44:37

transformers such a

00:44:41

member of the heroes condom comics

00:44:45

condom this spider-man is so

00:44:48

red and blue that’s for the tailor-made general to lose

00:44:51

weight

00:44:53

no I can’t I can’t encourage you for this yes

00:44:58

perhaps the condoms were made with a small

00:45:01

growth so to speak addition so that

00:45:05

is, we have a buff and you have such a forehead and it

00:45:09

has become bigger, well, some certain application

00:45:15

teenagers lived investments in and then until,

00:45:21

roughly speaking, conditionally, take it like that, but

00:45:26

well, a fairly well-reasoned version

00:45:29

called for

00:45:30

the boletus to think for a minute about you plus

00:45:33

beams, is it possible they made luminous

00:45:37

condoms like fashionable walls youth

00:45:40

can take with you to a disco

00:45:43

attracts attention teenagers still

00:45:46

love all sorts of luminous things there are

00:45:48

sneakers and they also have despise him go

00:45:50

quotes from all sorts of different action films [ __ ]

00:45:53

you [ __ ] it when you live and

00:45:57

there are phases for I love you Jacob and

00:46:02

I this is sweden switzerland this is switzerland

00:46:09

adding a condom what

00:46:14

what did the fallen kings do like but what is the

00:46:17

command of the chocolate

00:46:20

drill

00:46:23

you already hear from the compass if suddenly

00:46:27

there is a little work before sex

00:46:30

if yes before sex the path to threaten

00:46:36

at jim level the swiss condom

00:46:40

well the state of the

00:46:42

body the bank has no

00:46:45

thanks this is wrong the answer is yes, but they are

00:46:50

famous for their clocks in Switzerland, there

00:46:53

were condoms on which

00:46:55

you can set the time

00:46:58

for 20 minutes and ending up

00:47:01

working like a clock,

00:47:04

that is, after 20 minutes finishing

00:47:07

tearing your nails iv

00:47:11

and you

00:47:13

don’t have such pain, what happened, the condom is already

00:47:16

over, I left it on 20 minutes

00:47:20

it’s impossible to [ __ ] even earlier since you’re a

00:47:23

teenager but the condom continues to

00:47:32

not work correctly I’ll give you a hint they

00:47:35

made condoms more convenient for

00:47:38

teenagers

00:47:40

comfortable

00:47:43

they accepted the handles of it so I’m like that

00:47:48

yes I have it and I also have a more star

00:47:53

plus a beam for no checks arutam,

00:47:58

in fact, it was a chair, that’s how I’m sitting,

00:48:02

just in it, after swallowing it, it goes,

00:48:06

well, there she stands, and you sat down like that,

00:48:09

bam, and

00:48:12

put it on like that, it’s [ __ ] comfortable and every time

00:48:17

you change the chairs along with

00:48:18

condoms nougat but inflatable dude

00:48:22

I'm angry Pasha they made small

00:48:26

condoms but wrote on them x x x x

00:48:29

x

00:48:31

x x x she gives well, what kind of one and why did they

00:48:36

make her a small bag teenagers

00:48:38

bought a small one with a small wig

00:48:40

or dicks so she wouldn't be ashamed to

00:48:42

buy him and that's me 48 excel

00:48:44

I can't help but notice it you believe and

00:48:47

because the answer is really correct

00:48:48

and

00:48:53

teenagers even if the king did not use

00:48:55

condoms because the size was too large,

00:48:57

so a local manufacturer

00:48:59

developed special

00:49:02

smaller condoms for boys from 12 to

00:49:05

14 years old and someone earns two points

00:49:09

already these are these thimbles that they have we

00:49:12

have just fingertips fingertips they are

00:49:15

at 12 boots to attack the rivermen with

00:49:18

some at 21 come up

00:49:21

don’t be upset brother it

00:49:26

depends on what toe you are between the big

00:49:30

toe and after 21 the penis still grows of course

00:49:35

throughout my life it grows

00:49:38

as a person

00:49:42

although I am buried and the penis separately next to it

00:49:45

becomes like this well, what do you like

00:49:48

next next question

00:49:50

[music]

00:49:57

next section section question from a viewer

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your question was sent to us by Evgeny Leontyev

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from the city of Ufa Evgeny Leonov shook the

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cow pour in dude Zdarova Ufa

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Leontyev so a question from Evgeny attention

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cows that are raised on farms are

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often painted so that cows not pages and

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popped in farms near Moscow they use

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modern technologies farmers

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use a gadget that was originally

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invented for people what kind of gadget is this and

00:50:35

how it helped for 2 months to draw yes yes

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where I think the music is just turned on there

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music centers that used to be

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for people our rolls music lovers are famous

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but listen to the pass but I’m not

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here the turkeys love the passage they draw them

00:50:51

turn on a song far away in the meadow grazing to

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and that’s it and they get high they feel calm that

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the town is a pleasant composition an animal

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also there is no music and why not because

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no but this is a minus beam oh you’re a [ __ ] rat

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well that from a minus point

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we pass this question, you should have seen

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me like about the Don like Batman who

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sees injustice I can’t just

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stand aside cows and bulls and cows

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well, cows and bulls and him too I think it

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will be all

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joycasino date about what through a simple

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case let me tell you the area with a lute,

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no, they draw cows because, as a

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rule, because of this they don’t live in captivity,

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they move little, they walk a little in nature,

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they are planted with grass, yes, I understand

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you, that means along the perimeter of the entire pen where

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they stand, a

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hangar around the perimeter is hung with greenery

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screens

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screen on screens screens with format with

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fields with fields open meadows and with

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other carabiners of the grand cows that

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moo on a cow like everything is [ __ ] up,

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how can a beaver

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and other cows and cows feel

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more comfortable than a grid, well, lan that is, if

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suddenly I can go there at any moment,

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I can rest my head against the weight bliss of course

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on this [ __ ] yes yes the king is like a Truman show

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but the cow, resting on it, understands

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that it doesn’t understand him, the cow

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gets out like this [ __ ] screen to

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Zakharik then moves away from walks a couple of

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meters back attack Aliyev I then

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approached this screen

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casting was and

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today Nasa in the world noticed everything correctly,

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and Rustam,

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well, just to get rid of the answer,

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at least, well, maybe a treadmill or

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something similar, some kind of platform for a

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type of treadmill that

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works slowly, she walks so [ __ ] up,

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we walk

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the grass, here it is, she eats water, she

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thinks Before, I just walked across the field, I

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had to go to the water separately, the grass

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ran out of lice here, and here you go

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and the socket is always replenished,

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no, cows need treadmills, the

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answer is the wrong answer,

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the socket is replenished, this is not about, but it’s fun

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to tell, tell me, suggest, like this,

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I saw this gadget with hooves

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they attach it to a cow, it

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seems to me that the answer is no [ __ ] way, I

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feel like a [ __ ] there now, it means I’m

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ready, just say that you’re ready

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for the cows on def, that is, the whole same

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situation, just no screens,

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no screens, glasses, and they put 3D glasses on the cows,

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3D glasses with a view of the field and others cows

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and therefore cows are always seen somewhere

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for an encore morello she sees other cows and a

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field of other cows who say after all

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but sage is the correct answer

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really so that cows draw less than Moscow time

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on farms near Moscow

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rosrabota we are helmets in which cows

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travel through green meadows and fields without

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leaving it was worth it in this way, the punishment

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is reduced, it’s stressful and they give more milk

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2 points I earn a little bit myself,

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well, Evgeny Leontyev will receive five mowers from us,

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my question is, we congratulate him, and

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if you also want to get five

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mowers and take part in our show

00:55:21

send your questions link in the

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description we are waiting for your questions

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[music] [applause]

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on we move on next question

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another question about the Romans attention in normal

00:55:44

weather the Romans wore a tunic and what

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did the Romans wear when the cold came

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2 tunics

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damn it again not somewhere well let's just

00:56:00

wear more tunics never again

00:56:02

the correct answer

00:56:08

weather ribery wore several tournaments

00:56:12

we the engine the next question

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[music]

00:56:23

only spun up the question about the escalator

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I know and you are young people and you know that

00:56:31

stairs could not always travel so the

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first escalator in the London Underground

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was launched in

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1911, these are not if escalators are good now,

00:56:42

but at the beginning of the 20th century people

00:56:45

fell from them and were afraid to use them,

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so the metro employees hired a

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special person who helped

00:56:53

teach people not to be afraid of the escalator, what kind of

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person is this and what is his function

00:56:59

on it,

00:57:01

this is just a former military man

00:57:04

who went through the war and he came up and

00:57:07

said but this is scary in your opinion,

00:57:10

listen what is terribly scary is when

00:57:14

life comes out of the eyes of your friend

00:57:17

whom you will never see again rush

00:57:19

to this and shows an amputated

00:57:20

leg yes this is scary and people are like that to

00:57:24

the core the prince is not so scary,

00:57:25

quite well-argued, plus a ball in a

00:57:28

again neutral object, yes, of course, people were

00:57:31

afraid to ride escalators, they started

00:57:33

because the escalators had no handrails,

00:57:35

they were just stairs that

00:57:38

moved, she wasn’t there for me and people just

00:57:41

stood there, but there’s a cliff there, these are the mechanisms

00:57:45

that you Have you ever seen what

00:57:46

they look like without when they take off the steps, have

00:57:48

you seen how it looks like a silent

00:57:50

hill on and that

00:57:53

means what the person was doing, the person was riding

00:57:58

with you, he helped you step on

00:58:02

and held you and was burning the whole trip,

00:58:04

encouraging you, saying well, you see,

00:58:06

look, we drove really bad and you stood up because you were

00:58:09

afraid, look, everything is fine, so we

00:58:12

got off, look, come on, and so on with

00:58:15

each person, but there were also a lot of people, just a

00:58:17

group of people who stood up, I ran

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over, that is, someone was going down here,

00:58:20

picking up, that is, the same number as

00:58:22

passengers, that was correct

00:58:25

take Kostya it turns out the same amount exactly

00:58:34

dugout I can’t teach minus point give them

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5 well of course you have to plus pay tribute and

00:58:42

but you have to

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line the wrong answer is absolutely not

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reasoned yes yes well some kind of

00:58:53

Caucasus they made up he’s playing the ball in go to

00:58:57

trial

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here no I’m afraid it will be fine so the

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Caucasian stood and said, after all, here, but

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doesn’t a Caucasian cause more fear

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than he was looking for a pen, he should be standing below, he

00:59:13

says come here and you’re like, yes, I’ll

00:59:16

go up the stairs on the stairs, something the guy

00:59:18

wants and what are you afraid of,

00:59:22

we can’t say that we’re really afraid, respect

00:59:27

respected Well, okay, just for the sake of respect,

00:59:34

I’ll tell you this is not an ordinary man

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Churchill

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for a man sitting on a cigar,

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maybe a man in an escalator suit

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along which even

00:59:56

smaller people are moving and he’s so shaved off and

01:00:00

little people are not afraid wallpaper city and

01:00:08

such an extreme version of the bones sage let’s give

01:00:13

you a plus a point for the

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wrong answer by earth Dima,

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perhaps it was a man without legs and he

01:00:23

rode an escalator, he said, but it’s not

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safe, believe me, it didn’t

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happen to me here,

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it happened in another place, it’s not on an ordinary

01:00:33

staircase, it’s dangerous and it’s safe,

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that’s the correct answer to really

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like

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really to convince people that

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the escalator was safe the metro employees

01:00:45

hired a man with one leg who

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rode the escalator from time to time

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people looked at him and stopped being

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afraid 2 points Dima earns and

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we move on next question from

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Kote

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[music]

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and the

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last one was chosen from the cards question

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last question sage before the last

01:01:15

question I want to ask you to

01:01:17

traditionally read the preliminary

01:01:18

results stop this is the last question

01:01:20

last question deliberately read

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sage

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the situation is stalemate

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what do we have means in last place I

01:01:32

have minus 3 minus 3 and this is

01:01:36

the only minus without everyone who sits

01:01:39

like this next comes Rustam he has plus 3 so it’s the

01:01:43

complete opposite

01:01:45

and this is a fact we are like double dragon

01:01:48

so next we have Pasha of the kids

01:01:51

he has 8 nihuyase ball 8 points 8 points but

01:01:55

this one you thought maximum no further goes to the

01:01:59

sea years 10 10 points 10 points is

01:02:05

almost enough to catch up,

01:02:09

I just need to give that is,

01:02:12

how much is given for the last question,

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we give as usual 4 points for the

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correct area and it is

01:02:22

not necessary

01:02:25

or not necessary to give 10

01:02:30

10 10 hryvnia and that’s right, well, then that’s

01:02:35

right, I won everything by one point that

01:02:37

's right, but in order to give this

01:02:40

reasoned version, you need to listen to

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the question, come on, here's the question, everyone's

01:02:44

attention, all supermarkets use

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tricks so that you and I buy as

01:02:51

many goods as possible, for example, in

01:02:54

departments with more expensive goods they often

01:02:57

make a special floor, as the floor helps

01:03:02

the supermarket get more arrived

01:03:06

yes sasha

01:03:09

it is more comfortable

01:03:12

as a

01:03:14

floor it is firstly heated it is softer

01:03:19

you stand and it is pleasant for you to stand on it that is

01:03:21

you go on the floor next to

01:03:24

other goods and there is even a sign from

01:03:25

some stores that you can stand

01:03:27

barefoot and if there is anything here don’t

01:03:29

worry about the [ __ ] floors at all until the new ones

01:03:32

are warmed up, you take off your shoes if mine you

01:03:35

choose an expensive product yes yes yes

01:03:39

or

01:03:41

so the full turn is

01:03:43

sticky so that you can’t leave this

01:03:47

department with the product you’ve become like that yes no

01:03:50

your mother okay I’ll wait while I

01:03:53

choose what buy

01:03:55

well, let's

01:03:56

give you for these both versions plus small

01:04:00

we'll give

01:04:01

sir this is the wrong answer we'll give a

01:04:05

slightly crooked floor they began to make at a

01:04:07

small angle at a tiny angle when a

01:04:09

person sleeps and they put expensive goods

01:04:12

in that direction so that the person from the cart walks

01:04:15

through the supermarkets sometimes you go and

01:04:17

hoyle someone because you have an expensive display window,

01:04:20

[ __ ] video, you come there and it’s like this,

01:04:22

well, since I ended up here, I [ __ ] her

01:04:24

back to lead her to cheap goods, damn it’s

01:04:26

on call, yes, I’m sure and and and

01:04:30

you’re going now and you, this cart is

01:04:33

all alcoholic drinks, but yes, and the

01:04:36

supermarket is a plus, you paid

01:04:39

for it all, but in general, you still bought it, [ __ ] you

01:04:41

up, minus minus

01:04:47

to go, pluses, maybe there’s a mirrored

01:04:50

floor and an

01:04:51

expensive department, this is the only place where

01:04:54

you can look at yourself in the mirror and

01:04:56

when you look at yourself from the bottom up oops

01:04:58

badass king of life give him expensive

01:05:01

[ __ ]

01:05:03

arguing version

01:05:06

or there was a creeping memory effect that this

01:05:11

city and returned he remembers your legs as

01:05:14

they became you walk straight in your feet

01:05:16

literally and also this is the floor and boots right away

01:05:21

you become and like shoe covers that is this is

01:05:25

chambers nike

01:05:29

let's forget this moment the

01:05:32

love between us Kostya images let's do this

01:05:35

two this didn't happen you don't do this

01:05:38

please Kostina no

01:05:43

yes I won't look for it - Lord you won't

01:05:46

win the ball

01:05:48

until home sliding maybe the floor you're so

01:05:54

presumptuous that the date in your mind

01:05:59

I'll buy this

01:06:01

but if you fall, they say you

01:06:05

can’t resist our goods,

01:06:07

oh my God, the slogan came up plus

01:06:12

the wrong answer,

01:06:14

let me give you a hint, thanks to the

01:06:17

half-man, he stays longer in the expensive

01:06:20

department,

01:06:21

yes, yes, under the floor,

01:06:30

under the floor there are the strongest magnets

01:06:35

that

01:06:36

pull you down, provided that your feet are iron,

01:06:42

your feet are iron everywhere tests

01:06:45

Grinberg

01:06:47

[laughter]

01:06:53

boots do

01:06:58

n't [ __ ] have magnets Sasha guys, well, let me give you

01:07:03

a hint, let's let it be really hard for the buyer to

01:07:09

leave this business,

01:07:12

let's give them carpet, just this one

01:07:16

sewn in so that the cart on them in the

01:07:18

weaker ones travels worse on the fabric and in the expensive ones you

01:07:22

come when in Dear Allen, the foot of

01:07:24

the dirt, what is the name of this thing,

01:07:25

carpet, different covering, but different for now,

01:07:28

like a carpet, but not a carpet, but [ __ ], but you

01:07:30

understand, for example, start asking

01:07:31

questions, caught what you want to say, and

01:07:33

so

01:07:38

wait, you can help Peter, you won’t

01:07:40

win, and so let’s see what’s there again in

01:07:45

expensive departments there are special coverings

01:07:49

that are in the form of carpet in the form of a carpet and I don’t

01:07:51

know how to prevent the cart from doing anything to

01:07:54

it so that the cart when you [ __ ] are under the

01:07:57

fabric if you are driving it gets up slower and

01:07:59

goes

01:08:07

to the left carpet but you know what I ca

01:08:12

n’t seem to the answer will not be useful

01:08:14

because correctly this expensive

01:08:15

departments often lay out the floor with small

01:08:19

tiles so that the cart rattles more

01:08:23

and moves slower actually

01:08:26

stays longer at the expensive department well

01:08:30

Dima you earn 4 points

01:08:32

I can still put you past only a slave that is 4

01:08:36

points and as I understand Dima win in

01:08:38

this game,

01:08:40

let's congratulate

01:08:42

Dima for winning this game and earning a

01:08:47

phenomenal six and a half

01:08:51

[applause]

01:08:54

context, congratulations on this, I know that

01:08:57

this money means a lot to you, this is

01:09:00

true, unlike the other participants,

01:09:02

but I'm really asking you now,

01:09:05

seriously, are you ready? risk

01:09:08

this fabulous money to

01:09:12

try to win twice as much

01:09:14

money, swelling for 13 bubbles, or

01:09:18

lose and

01:09:22

go home with nothing.

01:09:25

the game is clear falcon 13000 but it’s for me to

01:09:28

pay the rent for six months so I’ll

01:09:31

separate Dim in the case he’s coming and

01:09:36

he’s claiming the main prize

01:09:40

13 mowers fashion him 13 treasury and he’s

01:09:44

supposedly here to be your friend not yes and

01:09:50

taqdim I remind you of the rules of the rules of

01:09:54

the final question I’m I know the question 3

01:09:57

answer options you need to actually

01:09:59

guess the correct one guess

01:10:01

the correct one your money is not guessing

01:10:03

my money I understood everything clearly and so

01:10:06

attention super game and super question

01:10:10

question about football Berlioz

01:10:14

[ __ ] approach pain you can

01:10:18

ask for hints I’m also nothing at

01:10:20

all

01:10:21

not all

01:10:24

football there are yellow and red cards in

01:10:29

2016 in Italy, as an

01:10:33

experiment, they introduced a green card

01:10:39

for which a player on the field could receive a

01:10:43

green card a

01:10:46

for gentlemanly behavior on the field,

01:10:49

b for damaging the football pitch and c

01:10:55

for feigning an injury on the football field,

01:10:59

you know dude,

01:11:02

tell me It

01:11:04

seems to me that for simulation, so you know, do

01:11:07

you seem to wait, not for simulation, they

01:11:09

still give you a yellow one, well, yes,

01:11:12

I would ask you to remind them that there is a and

01:11:15

b and for gentlemanliness, all three options

01:11:19

Kostya 2 4 or there were always options, then there were

01:11:21

only three options, you woke up another

01:11:23

hello good morning, so there are three options: a

01:11:27

for gentlemanly behavior on the field, b for

01:11:30

damaging the football lawn or for

01:11:32

simulating injuries, Tyumen should but

01:11:36

spoil the lawn, it gives a ban, which gives the

01:11:39

sword

01:11:41

just a joke, Kosachev, well, yes, it’s

01:11:44

just a joke, or if you put

01:11:46

yellow and green and 2 yellow ones like that he

01:11:49

has another yellow one with him and only then the

01:11:51

green and red radios were given to him like this

01:11:53

eats from the traffic light

01:11:56

goes down to cover his mouth

01:11:58

on the lawn in football because the lawn

01:12:02

goes to the [ __ ] all the time Alex it spoils all

01:12:04

the time but this is not damage to the lawn the gas

01:12:06

spoils that players shouldn’t run on it for

01:12:09

damaging the lawn, if you were running and in the moment

01:12:13

[music]

01:12:14

get started even or the green card

01:12:18

figure is the name of that father or the goalkeeper went

01:12:21

behind the gate and peed then I think for

01:12:23

gentlemanliness the lawn then you can smile

01:12:25

and accidentally spoil it you think it’s your fault and

01:12:28

for the simulation is given a

01:12:30

yellow-green color to the gas, for the simulation it

01:12:32

gives me yellow, perhaps they were equal to the troublemakers, the

01:12:37

green color of the grass and veins are you, well,

01:12:40

yes, I think Kostya will do that on purpose, I’ll

01:12:43

add the lawn a little, yeah, why go for a walk,

01:12:46

damage the lawn all the time, [ __ ], she

01:12:48

shows everyone while they’re running

01:12:51

like boys 22 green cards I'm

01:12:54

approaching the spoiled lawns of the football players is

01:12:56

that

01:12:58

who did this on the whistle I just know in the

01:13:00

middle of the game for a second everyone is here except you and

01:13:03

wait there what do you think is this

01:13:06

spoiled from the soil now you come here

01:13:09

the [ __ ] come here

01:13:12

who did this but I'm in boots why are you telling me

01:13:15

nothing

01:13:17

people tried Sasha topped off the lawn

01:13:20

find a green card go he has such an

01:13:23

honor where he finds it

01:13:25

I’m just what a brazil I was

01:13:29

and so the christening day I consulted with friends

01:13:31

who are very knowledgeable about football

01:13:35

I’m wrong but the other is not suitable

01:13:39

environmental friendliness simulation option they give a

01:13:42

yellow card the lawn spoils all the time

01:13:44

so there is only 1 answer option left

01:13:46

and the gentlemanly so Dima your answer

01:13:54

for the gentlemanly fire and

01:13:57

gentlemanly behavior on there is

01:14:00

yours finally yes yes yes

01:14:03

you will not change your mind yes I will not this is the wrong

01:14:05

option he is like this he is always like this but not

01:14:08

instead of not don’t like but it’s too late well

01:14:11

ary now look attention and

01:14:14

torelli well what’s drinking and the answer I

01:14:18

love the

01:14:20

attached 2016 in Italy led

01:14:24

green card

01:14:25

players could get it for the

01:14:31

gentleman’s

01:14:37

length of the mowers

01:14:40

max mowers of the box then I’m Dima where on the

01:14:43

map are you for mine give us money

01:14:46

[applause]

01:14:51

Sanya thank you

01:14:53

red day yes well we all

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congratulate you therefore this is your well

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deserved one let’s congratulate him once again on his

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well deserved victory and you’ll

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talk more here well let’s say that according to

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tradition we give our winners the right to

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say something to their to our rivals and

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our viewers to a friend watch you on

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YouTube

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thank you Kostya for calling the guys it was

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great with you it was great let’s

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get together like this more often in the five of us well you weren’t

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going to it you are good people oh

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my God something else what else niche can I

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say how you are with you it was so nice it

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means that's it baby Arnie tell me what you would

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say Peter if he won well let's

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not piss myself until tomorrow so you would say

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yes no [ __ ] sunny and let's not

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be afraid until tomorrow thanks bye

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Dima Koval today he won we were

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congratulated well and you look us further

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on this all this was the smartest comedian

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see you in the future

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and

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