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it was the most pleasant event I was born00:00:02
daughter Mashenka00:00:06
We all have an algorithm of actions that00:00:08
small children are born he is the same00:00:10
Yes, everyone rocks there, rocks here later00:00:13
they sing lullabies and we do it too00:00:15
queue, I'm the wife, mother-in-law, let's go00:00:18
lullaby So everything is nice that Masha00:00:20
Of course you like my lullabies better00:00:22
This girl seems to have good taste00:00:24
Since childhood00:00:25
you understand I am a modest person00:00:28
Gennady for his short genius Here it is00:00:33
I'm going on tour to Gelendzhik00:00:36
and after the concert I’m sitting in the hotel00:00:39
call my wife says Gen but Masha doesn’t00:00:42
I can't fall asleep, we were already singing, we were all singing00:00:44
You boasted that you were the best singer00:00:47
lullaby can be on speakerphone00:00:48
Now I'm rocking it I say yes easy I00:00:52
there's one room here, let's turn it on loud00:00:54
connection And to be honest, I sing like this00:00:57
lullabies improvisationally you know what00:00:59
I see yes00:01:00
then the cradle00:01:04
Mashenka, little daughter, dacha00:01:09
and Dunechka began to be so active00:01:14
and suddenly such a voice from the neighboring balcony00:01:16
man stop drinking, what are you doing?00:01:22
[applause]00:01:25
doesn't sleep00:01:28
I lisped him once00:01:31
we are all here on the balconies already We found out in00:01:34
some room Now let's go to yours00:01:36
caulk the syringe00:01:41
it's just interesting to even look at you00:01:43
Come out to the balcony, vegetable, we'll see how you are00:01:45
are looking00:01:47
I felt ashamed I go out and tell people Well00:01:50
Sorry and Gennady got carried away by the wind and00:01:52
go sing until 23 for an hour00:01:56
and I tell my wife who knows I am this00:02:00
I told the story to a circle of friends00:02:02
one woman00:02:07
I speak00:02:08
[music]00:02:09
Elizaveta Petrovna00:02:13
friends, so now I’ll whistle mine00:02:16
life stories as a whistle00:02:18
an instrument called a whistle00:02:22
uh amateurs call it CAD because00:02:25
that the air here is supplied by the nose and00:02:27
making sounds with your mouth as they say00:02:29
professionals in this option if only00:02:31
there was no runny nose anyway00:02:33
now I will perform the fragment experienced Yes00:02:36
if you recognize the melody it will go further00:02:38
number And if there are no bows and I’m home here00:02:42
[music]00:02:49
[applause]00:03:06
found out Russian folk month is shining00:03:11
I was recently at the clinic and saw this00:03:15
picture of a man a little under the barbecue with00:03:18
standing by the window with such a red nose00:03:20
registrar tell me woman you have this one00:03:23
accept today as he is with difficult00:03:25
name now00:03:27
accepts No, who is she? Well, you tell me00:03:31
first accept or not00:03:33
She Who00:03:38
accepts or not The main thing is you today00:03:40
accepted it, everyone sees it already00:03:42
[music]00:03:45
Who is he ornithologist00:03:51
she you mean about turina laryngologist00:03:56
Today is not a good day for Woodpeckers00:03:59
[music]00:04:01
and who is today? Well, let's just say the whistling ones00:04:04
friends, I called my composition whistled00:04:07
the crayfish have gone to the mountain00:04:16
[applause] [music]00:04:24
crayfish whistled on the mountain00:04:28
from the note lam is given a dash When the soul00:04:33
wants to sing then why not whistle00:04:39
I’m coming to Adler on tour for me00:04:41
the organizers give me a car and a driver00:04:44
I'll ask the locals Yes, I'm local, I say Well00:04:46
How are things here? What's the news in the south?00:04:49
today I got a call on my cell phone Great00:04:53
Seryoga is your relative from Norilsk, we00:04:55
everyone threatened they decided to come to you00:04:57
come for the whole summer Seryoga 18 people00:05:00
the whole family and grandmother are traveling alone with00:05:03
radiculitis00:05:05
[music]00:05:08
one-room Where am I talking about such a crowd?00:05:11
but I don’t give a damn, I’m not Seryoga00:05:17
This is me recently entering the store00:05:20
Crossroads I allow myself to walk through00:05:23
expensive stores, a man found out to me00:05:25
Gennady is coming, I don’t like humor at all00:05:28
Honestly, I immediately turn off the TV when00:05:30
humor I just can’t stomach humor A00:05:32
why come to me and I like you and00:05:35
starts praising me I like how00:05:37
you do it somehow, that's how I understand it00:05:39
What to climb but climb got to where00:05:42
the man was aiming, I'm just standing there practically00:05:44
all virtually covered in powdered sugar Yes00:05:46
he praises praises And I stand just listen00:05:49
yes And suddenly he says Gennady you to me00:05:51
500 rubles If you don’t give it, I abstained00:05:54
we went to a play with friends in00:05:57
the main role was Sergei Makovetsky and00:05:58
After the performance we sit in a cafe and discuss00:06:01
means the game of artists I say guys Well00:06:05
Makovetsky is beyond competition All00:06:06
they say, of course, or it’s a shame that ours00:06:08
young people know the stars to our artists00:06:12
worse than Hollywood stars Oh well00:06:15
Now let's check, the waitress next to me is like this00:06:19
18 years old00:06:23
Do you know such an artist Sergei00:06:26
Makovetsky00:06:28
looks at me like that yes it's you00:06:35
[music]00:06:42
Valera if you knew how I went to00:06:45
Paris Olya Just so you understand, this is Paris00:06:47
you know this is Paris wait wait00:06:48
What kind of Paris did I write out for you?00:06:52
in Yoshkar-Ola00:06:53
Valera for me is any city where I am without00:06:57
wives this is Paris00:07:00
I have friends who have two dogs. They00:07:04
won all the exhibitions they do everything00:07:07
the teams are such smart dogs, well, master00:07:10
apartments means their owner and wife00:07:13
I bought a parrot and decided to do the same00:07:16
springs teaches him to speak and he learned00:07:18
so far only two phrases one phrase00:07:20
cloth cloth cloth and the second00:07:23
phrase look there will be trouble00:07:27
And my husband stays at home with this zoo00:07:30
one comes the first day after work00:07:32
dogs lie with their eyes on their sides00:07:34
square eat don't want tongues on the floor00:07:36
he thinks00:07:38
on the second day it gets even worse00:07:40
dogs00:07:41
he doesn’t even move his eyes to one point00:07:44
called his friend the veterinarian for something00:07:46
dogs Yes no healthy dogs get tired00:07:50
He installed a video camera at home00:07:53
returns from work turns on00:07:56
the video camera turned out to be his parrot00:07:59
I learned all the commands with my voice and only00:08:02
the man behind the door lets the dogs sit00:08:05
lie00:08:06
voice they all perform he voice lie00:08:10
and they sat down and stood up and barked all day long00:08:13
day all the end of the day killed master00:08:15
turns off the camera the bird approaches I'll tell you00:08:18
now I'll change many places parrot00:08:20
look there will be trouble00:08:24
[applause]00:08:26
I performed in one of the cities of Bashkiria A00:08:30
I try to know about the cities where I perform00:08:32
find out all the information and here we come00:08:34
I didn't find out anything in the city00:08:36
I found out and ask the stage worker for00:08:39
backstage I say How old is your00:08:40
he tells the city how old is our00:08:42
city Now I’ll tell you Gennady00:08:44
how many years do you know I'm faster now00:08:46
beginning Now I'll say I'll say00:08:48
approximately Why approximately I I00:08:50
Well, local, I’ll tell you for sure Gennady00:08:52
look, that means I'm 69 That's right, I'm00:08:55
I say I don’t know right I’m 69 And I00:08:58
born here, that means the city is bigger00:09:00
than 7000:09:07
[music]00:09:10
two men talking, one the other like me00:09:13
I went to Vasya’s birthday so much00:09:15
impressions You just can’t imagine00:09:17
Wait wait is this your first time00:09:19
birthday first time sober00:09:22
it felt like it was being played for me00:09:24
the human comedy Vasya was like this00:09:27
fun especially when we were just leaving00:09:30
then Nikolai Nikolaevich realized that he00:09:32
I wasn't wearing my own hat when I saw my mother-in-law without00:09:35
wig00:09:39
I'm finishing one of my solos00:09:42
concerts and a granny comes up on stage00:09:44
you know this at age this is from the series00:09:46
God's dandelion and hands it to me00:09:49
take the chocolate, son, dark chocolate00:09:51
cancel it for you, take it, okay grandma00:09:55
eat it yourself at home with tea, I don’t00:09:58
I didn't need it, I didn't need it00:10:01
[applause]00:10:04
My concert in the city is ending00:10:06
Mines of the Rostov region behind the scenes00:10:09
an older couple of men comes in and00:10:10
women in their eyes to calm the tears00:10:12
artist tell me that these are tears of joy00:10:14
women00:10:19
found each other at the concert and there we were00:10:22
having lost three years of each other00:10:28
for three years you won’t find a woman in Shakhty00:10:32
they didn’t understand this Gennady who is my husband00:10:34
he didn’t let him in anywhere, his wife didn’t let him in00:10:39
[applause]00:10:41
and then we met at your concert00:10:43
alone Ani went home touching00:10:45
hugging happy, breaking all prohibitions00:10:48
and the rules I looked after them and sinners00:10:51
business thought laughter laughter but there is life00:10:54
a feeling that stands above everyone00:10:56
human emotions and this feeling00:10:58
rules the world and this feeling is called00:11:01
love at one concert man loot00:11:06
I say this is already a diagnosis of a man. Moreover00:11:09
incurable I wish you all love because00:11:12
that love is the meaning of life but what is00:11:15
laughter and laughter is just decoration00:11:18
human happiness I'm happy if00:11:21
brightened your mood today00:11:24
[applause]00:11:29
[music]00:11:37
[music]00:11:42
on the mountain00:11:44
from the note00:11:46
rap this joyful tune carried us through00:11:52
positive life00:11:55
[applause]00:11:58
[music] [applause]00:12:05
friends as long as we are I remember all my life00:12:07
dreamed of learning to play an instrument00:12:09
I have a friend whose name is Kolya He00:12:12
always wanted to learn to play the piano00:12:14
he is 45 years old and he tells his wife Tan, well, 4500:12:19
let's make my dream come true let's buy it00:12:21
piano home over Where to the one-room00:12:23
the apartment you and I live with, your parents00:12:25
with us my three children with us a cat for00:12:28
dogs hamster said boy he's done00:12:30
bears fruit00:12:33
forget about the piano I said I played everything00:12:37
Dominoes at cards This is what I play But this is how it is00:12:40
hunting00:12:41
forget Kolya, he comes in two00:12:44
week brings paper I got admitted00:12:45
music school for piano class alone00:12:48
five wants to do something better you drank00:12:51
already00:12:52
go to bed the pianist in the morning deciding what to do00:12:56
you have nothing to do with my stories told00:12:59
friends I believe one hundred percent no How00:13:01
do you think she did I went over 3000:13:04
options and didn’t guess only in Russia00:13:05
maybe he wakes up in the morning00:13:10
looks00:13:11
the window sill is designed to look like a piano00:13:14
keys00:13:16
[applause]00:13:18
wanted to play play00:13:21
he played for two weeks because the neighbors00:13:24
began to complain loudly plays00:13:29
and I was lucky from the very beginning I played on00:13:33
real instrument These are my neighbors00:13:35
no one complained just a year later00:13:37
my game was quietly moved to another00:13:39
apartment and that's it, I then met a year old00:13:42
in three guys why so early?00:13:44
screwed up00:13:45
We haven’t eaten for five years after your game00:13:48
apples in general00:13:50
what do apples have to do with you remember You are the first00:13:54
For six months Apple played slowly and for the second00:13:57
I started overclocking it for six months00:14:09
[music]00:14:15
I didn't take it to demonstrate00:14:19
I took the game speed to00:14:21
color your new impressions00:14:22
which has the same name as00:14:24
musical refrain We have those00:14:27
situations that sometimes cause applause00:14:32
I turned my fur into a smile to00:14:35
deliver to you all00:14:38
I'm late for a concert in one of00:14:40
regional cities in the drama theater should00:14:42
there's a concert coming up00:14:44
organizers faster Gennady people00:14:46
they wait for half an hour, I quickly change clothes00:14:48
time practically behind the scenes I can’t00:14:51
find a way out on stage because there00:14:52
scenery drama theater costumes00:14:55
there are some cars there00:14:57
and suddenly I see such a doorway dawning00:15:00
and I'm there at speed and with all00:15:04
I'm hitting my head on the crossbar00:15:07
I forget what my last name is, I don’t remember00:15:10
Why did I come anyway? It was also difficult00:15:12
I remember and there’s a guy sitting next to him, a worker00:15:15
but look, well, who wouldn’t come?00:15:19
to the theater first thing with your head in this00:15:22
beam00:15:23
How has she been able to withstand all of you for 40 years?00:15:27
I don't know anymore00:15:30
[applause]00:15:31
father nothing can be done Maybe somehow00:15:34
highlight it or there is an ad00:15:35
write00:15:37
Yes, I think it started, it will last about 10 years00:15:42
no one died, but our theater will00:15:45
remember for the rest of your life00:15:59
two of our men from the Volga region here00:16:03
moved with their families to Germany but00:16:05
we've settled down and started to get home there already00:16:08
build but still don’t have enough money00:16:11
it matters where you live and construction00:16:13
sucks in and one brother tells the other00:16:15
Vitya, when I go to visit you, I’m all00:16:19
time I walk past a German construction site that I00:16:21
I noticed you see it’s not guarded at all00:16:28
no one I walked at night00:16:30
the camera just now told me even00:16:34
I felt ashamed I just remained ashamed00:16:36
that this thought did not occur to me00:16:49
[music]00:16:56
We've already collected a ton of bricks00:16:59
police car with video nearby00:17:08
the policeman runs up to you what's going on00:17:10
our school of survival brain is triggered00:17:14
I haven’t figured out what to say yet. It’s already giving00:17:16
answers00:17:17
You are practically Germans living next door00:17:20
street here are the documents further We are building a house00:17:22
Then they built a house and then stayed00:17:25
extra brick next What's Next00:17:27
it's a pity to throw away they brought it to yours00:17:30
unloading the construction site00:17:33
[applause]00:17:36
this is what happens if everyone is like this00:17:39
way Germany will begin to recycle00:17:41
their waste took all the bricks and so that I00:17:45
I haven't seen you here anymore00:17:50
[music]00:17:55
the topic of business is important in any country00:17:58
starting a business everywhere is difficult I'm new00:18:01
I even read an article by gypsies on this topic00:18:03
economists00:18:08
they honestly wrote in the article it turns out00:18:11
crude oil is much more profitable to produce00:18:14
at night and railway tanks on00:18:17
train stations00:18:19
than a knight of permafrost00:18:22
They said that a variable was discovered in Siberia00:18:28
call someone answer say what's on00:18:30
concert00:18:32
If necessary I will confirm00:18:34
I'll say this to the winds Yes, we are together now00:18:38
So two guys discovered Siberia00:18:41
dumplings made money one more time00:18:43
opened more earned more opened more00:18:44
earned earned earned that much money00:18:45
sitting and washing this matter in restaurant One00:18:48
Lyosha says they earned so much money00:18:50
Maybe00:18:52
and we’ll do something nice for people, he says00:18:54
Andrey says what to do, I don’t mind A00:18:57
let's say00:18:58
We will put meat in dumplings00:19:06
went to bed to buy meat dumplings00:19:08
stopped eating such things we have a situation that00:19:12
sometimes there are applause, I was on tour00:19:17
thanks for the Krasnodar region and00:19:19
the organizer is so portly and prominent00:19:22
the woman Lelya Pavlovna behaved after00:19:24
concert every time consistently the same00:19:26
the program ends and we still have00:19:29
there are some cookies and candies00:19:31
Gennady there's all that's left I'm getting up00:19:33
a little light Yes, eat on00:19:36
the next day she left the sausage00:19:38
some ears I'm a lift, come on over00:19:40
The next day I had some tea and coffee00:19:43
rise and she ate up all 10 days and in00:19:46
in the end I didn’t understand everything00:19:50
women and struggle with weight that you are in this00:19:52
don't participate in the fight00:19:54
one one00:19:57
when you're size 44 and you're on the catwalk00:20:00
this is very important. And when do you00:20:02
sixty-eighth and you're retired00:20:05
Enjoy life I'm rising00:20:08
still remains00:20:11
We have such situations that sometimes00:20:16
there is a standing ovation, I was offered a tour00:20:20
in the Caucasus in the part where Mineral00:20:23
You know the water and where Kislovodsk is00:20:25
Zheleznovodsk I tell the organizer she00:20:28
such a show-off woman I say Elena00:20:32
Elena00:20:34
[applause]00:20:37
During all the tours I didn’t understand how my dad was00:20:39
name is Well, there is a suspicion that Lenin00:20:42
I say Elena Elena00:20:44
if you set a route for Essentuki I will go00:20:47
she is something we really wanted Essentuki00:20:49
I tell me my colleagues told me there are people00:20:51
walk well love humor full houses00:20:53
we will always do Essentuki is not a question00:20:55
we arrive in Essentuki, something strange00:20:58
the stage doesn't look like a refectory00:21:01
No light, no sound from the dressing room shops00:21:03
stone Everything is covered in dust or I don’t understand what00:21:07
wanted for the site Essentuki wanted00:21:09
the main one is busy, I took the one that00:21:12
more freely She’s been busy for a long time actually00:21:15
It's been a while since I've been saying Who's the last one here00:21:17
Leshchenko spoke and said, okay00:21:20
I swear Gennady is the last one here00:21:23
Leshchenko spoke00:21:25
Peter00:21:29
we all know and love our Leo00:21:31
valerian but the older generation00:21:34
probably remembers that there was such a singer00:21:36
Peter Leshchenko he sang in the era of the gramophone and00:21:39
gramophone music and because in fashion00:21:42
now there is nostalgia for those times I want00:21:44
immerse you in such an old song00:21:47
plunge you all headlong into the window even00:21:51
those who don't want00:22:00
[music]00:22:12
[music]00:22:20
again00:22:23
[music]00:22:36
[music]00:22:38
[applause]00:22:47
[music]00:22:56
[applause]00:23:03
[music]00:23:07
[applause]00:23:21
sorry hello00:23:45
We’re just standing nowhere Feofan Excuse me00:23:49
just the shift supervisor Gosha sent to00:23:52
wiping vocals and wiping therefore00:23:54
you speak Russian What kind of enemy00:23:57
glasses glasses you mean here00:23:59
they said in the village of big Tyutunis00:24:01
I always need to wipe the side glasses00:24:03
wipe 200 pieces with a testing machine00:24:10
How many years has the restaurant been working?00:24:17
received the glasses, we are wiping the glasses00:24:20
you understand00:24:44
what is the right thing to say00:24:50
Restaurant director00:24:53
you know my last name Yes, my last name00:24:56
you know the last name no00:25:01
something I ask everyone how is he doing00:25:03
surname guys Says ask yourself00:25:12
like this00:25:16
ask00:25:18
Please tell me what is your last name00:25:23
Kukui00:25:28
Now00:25:31
what to cook now00:25:36
why did you say which one?00:25:39
[music]00:25:41
asked what your last name is00:25:46
[music]00:26:00
will take the kukui correctly Well, that's right00:26:04
I generally recommend it for work00:26:09
You understand more than the book sting00:26:13
the whole book is completely covered00:26:16
written down just Kristing Kristinct00:26:19
consult00:26:27
ok maybe I won't wipe it for you00:26:30
I need to wipe this down00:26:37
ok Well what happened to this one?00:26:40
the woman who wrote until when00:26:43
this will stop And in general until when00:26:45
without Kolya the woman was you00:26:51
painted different things what happened to you00:26:53
hurry up but I don’t have time everyone knows00:26:56
Well, what happened to you?00:26:58
happened to speak faster00:27:08
until one day How copper happened00:27:13
I was with my grandmother in the village and they told me00:27:16
since you're a city guy, you're a dog and00:27:20
walking and our dog is just like that00:27:23
dog big dog I have to say but00:27:26
it's scary to walk her because she00:27:28
cool and when was the last time we saw her00:27:31
while walking he tore up two passersby and00:27:33
his name is00:27:35
Can I get closer to this woman?00:27:40
stories of what happened to the woman in00:27:42
restaurant What happened to the women00:27:44
Fine00:28:03
Nothing special, she ordered coffee00:28:07
and I was wiping the glasses00:28:10
And they tell me the waiter is blue00:28:14
runny nose00:28:17
Well, imagine coffee with a runny nose00:28:19
give it to him to drink this coffee00:28:28
women I took the coffee and brought it to her00:28:33
All00:28:35
the whole story no00:28:38
She said the coffee was cold and I said00:28:41
hot that's what she said cold00:28:44
And I knew that he was hot, I saw how00:28:48
pour the boiling water00:28:51
for myself I took a spoon and put a cup00:28:54
heated it up and quickly applied it to her hand00:28:56
held it00:29:02
called an ambulance are you crazy?00:29:05
Fine00:29:13
what about a man what about a man man00:29:16
this00:29:17
who holds banquets all the time here00:29:20
People live, Oh, no need to envy that00:29:23
happened00:29:26
Here people live, what happened00:29:30
But he celebrated 150 years with us 15500:29:38
He brings money to our country00:29:44
Well what happened nothing I'm on him00:29:47
I watched it myself, it’s upsetting, you know00:29:51
139 141 14300:29:58
happy anniversaries00:30:01
what did you drink? What about beer? What’s faster?00:30:04
nothing about beer Which is faster00:30:07
drinking What we carry beer faster Who00:30:10
orders beer, we bring it and the waiters00:30:12
Senya the elder dared not tell Shandolzhye00:30:15
know what you are conveying understand that the client00:30:17
didn’t complain about the quality, but how do you know?00:30:20
if you don't take a sip00:30:24
even if no one hears us, it’s okay00:30:27
drink00:30:39
you see the delegation00:30:42
well, there are no wildebeest wheels over there00:30:44
lick but how many people 80 90 Chinese00:30:49
And I think it’s not squinting00:30:53
so come and remember it like this00:30:57
speak00:30:59
[laughter]00:31:11
I remember it means Hello00:31:13
come on in, I understand00:31:15
so that you learn it thoroughly, go and say everything00:31:20
Go teach, go, I need to wipe the glasses00:31:26
I really love giving flowers recently.00:31:28
I went into the store, the salesman recognized me00:31:30
Gennady are you buying flowers? I say yes.00:31:33
there's something else you don't have00:31:38
this or that flower I say not very much00:31:41
and I'll tell you, if you're white it's00:31:44
innocence remembered Yes if yellow00:31:47
separation Clear white yellow together00:31:49
parting with everything is not visible00:31:55
my miniature is dedicated to children children this00:31:58
flowers of life I really like to communicate with00:32:00
youth and teenagers like this00:32:03
especially on stage the girl comes out I00:32:05
I say what’s the name Dasha How old is 400:32:08
there is no longer a groom00:32:10
Mom gave the boy a flower and put it on him00:32:13
edge of the stage take it to his uncle, he is 3 years old00:32:15
squeezed like a pocketknife probably went00:32:18
also in about 3 minutes I got this flower00:32:20
never took it away so pinched it00:32:23
I'm provoking him00:32:29
is there a game or not? I understand that this is not00:32:33
laughter and the beginning of hysteria00:32:34
just nod yes or no He was sitting in the grass00:32:38
grasshopper00:32:41
and now you know a year has passed and I still00:32:45
didn’t understand or sent it to me so softly or00:32:48
I changed the topic myself but I00:32:51
topic I use it often too baby came out00:32:52
so poor A answered all questions00:32:55
I hesitated to answer this question, there is a bride00:33:00
But the folder has three00:33:06
and Dad sits in the front row Mom00:33:09
there is no name Pavlik Morozov00:33:12
It's a shame it looks like behavior00:33:15
here is the famous Pavlik or my neighbor00:33:19
Gosha has been running around like an Energizer for about five years00:33:22
in the yard the batteries don't run out, I look in00:33:24
early summer sadly sitting on a bench00:33:25
I tell problems to give one summer00:33:27
the boys are leaving for the sailor00:33:29
grandparents and she all summer00:33:31
I'm left alone in the yard with no brother or sister00:33:33
It's not a problem, please be careful00:33:36
or little sister00:33:39
they snore so much at night even a bicycle00:33:41
Too shy to ask00:33:46
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Recently I was in a small town and there00:33:50
local businessman decided to celebrate his00:33:53
the anniversary brought together all the businessmen00:33:58
city administration leadership00:34:01
the right time they wife Standing on the porch00:34:03
Everyone is welcome and a 3 year old baby is with them00:34:07
with a bow tie and everyone has arrived and they are coming00:34:10
decorously in pairs00:34:12
the mansion already has 4 meters left and a baby00:34:15
just yells at the whole yard And you come to us00:34:18
we came to clean today yes00:34:20
good pause stuck discharge00:34:23
the situation, baby, did you do everything like this?00:34:26
conclusion come on tell us yesterday dad mom00:34:31
I said tomorrow they’ll hide it completely with their own00:34:34
mops00:34:41
I have one colleague’s son who went first00:34:43
the class comes after the first lesson00:34:46
looks at his parents with a sly eye Well00:34:48
what mom dad and now we found out with00:34:51
boys Where children come from We00:34:53
Now we know exactly where they come from00:34:56
was silent for a while until we just00:34:59
understand how they get there00:35:02
father says it would be better if he studied well not00:35:05
managed to go already two brought I wrote00:35:07
there’s even a poem on this topic called Again00:35:09
deuce such a hooligan poem Again00:35:12
deuce What a mess what should I find dad00:35:15
he will say it will happen again00:35:17
brought it here00:35:21
my other colleague also has a son00:35:24
that means he doesn’t have the letter r a little bit00:35:27
reprimands he finishes the fourth00:35:29
a quarter of summer is already upon us and he has two00:35:31
grandmothers one grandmother is good he loves her00:35:34
she lives in the village, she loves her and00:35:36
The second city one is with the city one00:35:38
strained relationships and here's the city girl00:35:40
asks Vadik What are your plans?00:35:42
The school year is ending Well, parents00:35:46
they said if I'm good fourth quarter00:35:49
when I finish they will send me some moisture00:35:52
guys at sea if I finish average00:35:56
[music]00:35:57
if I really feel bad for you00:36:01
[music]00:36:02
my sister was asked by a neighbor to babysit00:36:05
daughter about five years old says you're just00:36:08
control my behavior, I'll go to00:36:10
the store so she doesn't misbehave00:36:12
her big set of new dolls there00:36:15
doll Masha she has everything in the set00:36:18
This doll even has a guy's name00:36:22
Sasha, well, my sister says no, girl00:36:24
plays with dolls getting the doll ready for bed00:36:27
draws a bath of water into the crib00:36:29
completely disassembles sections of Masha00:36:31
completely this is important completely section00:36:34
Sasha holds them like this opposite each other00:36:37
my sister says I was wondering what00:36:39
there will be more I even put the newspaper aside00:36:41
I'm sitting waiting00:36:44
watch you00:36:47
this is about to start00:36:51
[applause]00:36:52
[music]00:36:55
[applause]00:37:02
Hello dear friends today I00:37:06
I want to bring to your attention a new00:37:08
monologue but I must say that I started00:37:11
his career as a musical eccentric00:37:13
I played on wood on axes on00:37:15
samovars, if he sang, then he swelled00:37:18
guitar neck left the subway at one and a half before00:37:20
I went for two dollars. By the way, I'm years old00:37:25
seven probably Yes, in general, I lived and lived in difficulties00:37:28
worked abroad and00:37:31
Everything is fine yes But00:37:34
my total luggage was 40000:37:37
kilogram of accordion falling apart and there00:37:39
all kinds of stunt cars Here and with00:37:44
sometimes I crave kilograms somehow00:37:46
you know, the craving for music has weakened00:37:48
tools left but today I have00:37:51
everything is minimized, look here Yes00:37:54
microtranbon 27 grams yes That's what they say00:37:58
French people00:38:02
but create the mood Maybe we’ll try00:38:06
[music]00:38:20
[music]00:38:23
learned00:38:25
of course it's Elementary Queen 500:38:27
concert00:38:30
but seriously speaking, I'm this one00:38:33
I want to use the tool today as00:38:34
musical skewer which I will use00:38:37
to string00:38:38
audience letters miniature called00:38:40
Write letters to us write00:38:43
[music]00:38:56
Write letters to the Lord00:38:59
Always write letters to us00:39:02
Write letters to us write00:39:05
hurry up to share your joy00:39:10
[music]00:39:13
this is a wonderful read, share it people00:39:17
Positive00:39:19
[music]00:39:20
woman woman sent a letter to her00:39:22
There is a girl living on the site, she is 15 years old. She00:39:25
dating a guy of the same age00:39:26
they have a purely candy-bouquet period00:39:29
they walk hand in hand and haven't even kissed yet00:39:32
Can you imagine, although it’s strange that he’s 15 years old00:39:34
many have two children00:39:37
Here But that's not the point and here the girl00:39:41
parents go to the dacha classic of the genre00:39:44
She invites her Romeo to visit him00:39:47
comes with a bottle of Wentz here00:39:50
slow music have a glass of wine00:39:53
let's go dance, it's already such a half-press thing00:39:56
it went and suddenly he says to her, Dear Me00:39:59
I need to take a shower, I go back and forth, she says00:40:01
Come on darling, I'm waiting for you, run to the shower00:40:04
completely undressed, here's mom and dad00:40:07
Mom's back00:40:08
I forgot my clothespins, what if00:40:17
naked young man completely00:40:19
he's standing in front of her, he's in shock, she's in shock, he's00:40:22
I couldn't find anything better to say00:40:23
Hello00:40:29
the second story was sent by a man from00:40:31
He lives in a small town near Moscow00:40:33
and every day after work he00:40:36
returns home after work00:40:37
the route comes first00:40:40
to my father-in-law for 50 grams then to my brother then00:40:44
gave relatives and is already returning home00:40:47
so cute and sings all the time00:40:50
he's in a great mood, but never00:40:52
not drunk and then one day you have to00:40:55
policeman Bobik from district center 5000:40:58
kilometers to the regional center that it is here00:41:00
does see a man walks and sings00:41:01
our nice client Opa in Bobik he00:41:06
guys Yes, I always leave work like this, I don’t00:41:08
drunk00:41:09
tell me everything in detail. Well, bye00:41:12
taken away he sobered up00:41:14
brought means to give birth first they say00:41:17
Are the guys crazy or sober?00:41:19
you're holding me back, apologize or let me go, well00:41:22
apologized, let him go, he left already00:41:25
closer to night autumn cold no money for00:41:29
no hotel00:41:33
there are no acquaintances, no relatives, what should he do?00:41:37
Means stood there thought thinking Okay guys00:41:40
you brought me here and you will take me back00:41:44
comes back and there's a change00:41:47
changed he says I want to do00:41:48
statement The fact is that I know a guy00:41:51
which has a combat machine gun and a kit00:41:54
cartridges Come on, I know everything is combat00:41:58
machine guns cartridges But one problem he gives you00:42:01
won't give it away will give it away Travel far 5000:42:04
kilometers00:42:08
the equipment is going exactly the same guy he has exactly00:42:11
he has a machine gun but won't give it up remains00:42:14
kilometer to his house and stops00:42:16
Crossroads00:42:34
Write letters to us write00:42:37
hurry up to share your joy00:42:41
a woman sent a letter at their work00:42:44
lunch break in the office and two men00:42:47
going out to lunch she knows what they like00:42:50
improve your mood a little more00:42:52
Guys, are you there and give me some coffee?00:42:55
buy ok no problem just00:42:57
remember not from the cafe good Nescafe they00:43:01
everything is clear and the problem returns00:43:04
bring her some00:43:06
coffee drink cheap impossible00:43:09
She's just looking guys, so I asked00:43:12
Not from a cafe00:43:16
this is from the market00:43:22
A letter arrived from Riga; grandma was put in00:43:25
hospital grandmother is 90 years old and so it happened00:43:27
that she celebrates her anniversary on sick leave00:43:29
bed and her grandchildren came to visit00:43:32
great-grandchildren neighbors children friends people00:43:35
probably 30 people filled the room and there was more00:43:38
two old ladies and not to disturb them00:43:39
old ladies guests entered the grandmothers00:43:42
the tight ring holds the cake very well00:43:45
candles Well, all the sessions didn’t fit00:43:47
how much came in and little by little00:43:50
congratulations Happy birthday to you Happy00:43:54
birthday to you one grandmother the second00:43:56
says And what is the funeral service being held right now?00:43:59
hospital00:44:02
friends, don't get sick, good health to you00:44:06
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this is a wonderful read, share it people00:44:16
Positive00:44:20
the guy sent a letter this morning and is going to00:44:22
work 6 am he is apparently a policeman00:44:24
the raid stops everyone and I don't00:44:25
exception Let's get out of the car I got out00:44:28
they drank, I don’t drink on the road, I don’t understand00:44:32
People on the road don't have time to figure it out00:44:33
you are not the only one asking for money, dear00:44:37
good Well okay well spat Well sit down00:44:40
he's free, he's on his way, he's thinking, why did I spit?00:44:43
I’m telling you now, do you think why?00:44:46
he spat, I ask a traffic cop I know00:44:50
free test if you have dry saliva in the morning00:44:54
didn't get ready00:44:57
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final story the man sent his00:45:03
family vacation at sea he lives in00:45:06
Veliky Novgorod and sent by plane00:45:09
traffic jams coming home from St. Petersburg00:45:12
The guys are waiting for him to go fishing. Well, it begins00:45:14
life is already free and he is in these00:45:16
traffic jams is already late and leave on00:45:18
pressing the track means the pedal and everyone00:45:21
the police are rushing in pairs like this00:45:25
stops where Mr. is rushing00:45:28
Veliky Novgorod At these speeds00:45:31
he says, understand, what is a man with a family?00:45:34
sent him to rest and the guys are waiting00:45:36
fishing, I'm late, that's all he says00:45:38
Well I understand but00:45:40
A free life begins with 500 rubles00:45:44
that life is so precious and contented00:45:48
it's not cheaper00:45:51
commander Listening How much more do you have?00:45:53
cars stand to Veliky Novgorod at00:45:56
there are three more on the track, listen, let's00:45:59
I’ll pay 2000 at once and rush at full speed00:46:01
Well, the beholder has simply become insolent00:46:05
I have no conscience, I don’t have anything to do with drivers00:46:07
I know the car is coming, it means00:46:10
sat there with his hands and waves everything00:46:13
comes out so dissatisfied I don’t know anymore00:46:17
how to work with you and drivers already00:46:22
became insolent00:46:23
Come on 2000 Well, the guy rushed to him00:46:27
at full speed the policeman is like that00:46:30
saw00:46:32
A traffic cop with a hop number stick thought so00:46:34
I missed it here00:46:41
the second traffic cop also saw the stick00:46:44
conducted, just missed the third00:46:46
he salutes he thinks he works he works00:46:49
the agreement is approaching already means00:46:52
Another traffic cop from the bushes to Novgorod00:46:55
I didn’t understand the whistles, the commander comes out I don’t00:46:59
got it He says man and the credit has run out00:47:05
[music]00:47:12
[music]00:47:17
this is a wonderful read, share it people00:47:21
positive00:47:22
Write letters to us write00:47:26
hurry up to share your joy00:47:29
you know these letters arrived in the mail00:47:31
Mikhail Nikolaevich Zadornov and so on00:47:33
it turned out that he didn’t have time for them00:47:35
answer and our mutual friend Harry00:47:38
Polish said Gen Voice them out00:47:41
concert And today I did it00:47:44
I look at your reaction and understand that00:47:48
I didn’t do it in vain Eternal memory00:47:52
wonderful person amazing00:47:54
artist amazing writer Mikhail00:47:57
Nikolaevich00:48:01
[applause]00:48:06
[music] [applause]00:48:11
[music]00:48:22
Hello friends Hello I00:48:24
I recently found out that in life there is00:48:27
I found April April Fools' Day norms on the Internet00:48:30
special displays that surprised me00:48:32
that these norms say woman and00:48:35
a man a day should laugh different things00:48:37
number of laughs I have a question for you00:48:39
What do you think a woman a day for00:48:42
how long is normal life activity?00:48:43
gotta laugh00:48:45
24 hours This woman is already a fool Sorry00:48:47
this is no offense this is already a diagnosis00:48:52
chat during the day she is busy at night she00:48:55
busy 24 hours to no Woman must in00:48:59
laugh at least 20 times a day man00:49:01
about 50 claim that it’s longer before us00:49:03
it comes therefore the norm is becoming stricter friends00:49:06
Well, in fact, he is the recipe for life's laughter00:49:09
one must remember funny situations00:49:11
that arise in everyone And here I am for you00:49:13
I’ll retell mine, I was on tour00:49:15
Black Sea coast last year00:49:17
after a solo concert in Sochi I’m going to00:49:19
Lazarevskoye I want to go along the serpentine00:49:21
the passenger dozed off and the driver pushes him00:49:23
Gennady stopped Look you will00:49:25
interesting, I see the opposite00:49:27
the side of the road is illuminated and on the side of the road00:49:28
the cow is standing with such a sad face00:49:31
the guilty one lowered her face, to be honest00:49:34
and around you there are traffic cops so motionless00:49:36
are worth00:49:44
Well, you understand that this is an allegory Yes, I00:49:46
I told this story to a foreigner And they00:49:48
that I had a bucket with me00:49:51
I must say that there is a lot of funny00:49:53
every kilometer of my life I perform in00:49:55
different regions, just in case, please00:49:57
drivers do not speed up And here on Yuzhny00:49:59
In the Urals they gave me Vitalik, I don’t care about anything00:50:01
I managed to ask him and he himself went 4000:50:03
km/h by his standards he was just driving00:50:06
drove her forty We were late everywhere00:50:09
could I shake his hand at the end of the tour00:50:12
I say to Vitali Well, no one is better than you, me00:50:14
drove He thought I was kidding him says00:50:15
Gennady I would disperse everything, I just don’t00:50:18
damn I don't see00:50:21
How do you drive, I always wear glasses but I'm in00:50:23
I look at them stupidly I think suddenly a photo with00:50:25
you will be A filmed in advance00:50:28
and on our trains it’s so funny and00:50:30
funny distance then go and go yeah00:50:33
I met a man in Adler and he00:50:35
from Khabarovsk How do you get here to Adler00:50:38
did you travel by train or how long is the train?00:50:40
comes here from Khabarovsk to the ambulance, but you00:50:43
Which one did you drive? Well, Gennady on Just me00:50:46
I only got caught in an ambulance. Well, how long00:50:48
six days00:50:50
Wow, two weeks is a long vacation00:50:56
the most important thing is to make it on time00:50:58
wet while the laundry is being sent on the train00:51:00
on the way back00:51:02
I reacted the same way as you Gennady No00:51:04
this is 6 times a day If on schedule if00:51:07
it's right to go for the first three days00:51:09
three and you get there00:51:11
the other three don't remember him to me00:51:14
told me that's why my husband and I were going on the route00:51:15
wife, husband, she's been like guys for three days00:51:17
tips for 4 opens your eyes dear00:51:20
look at the station and they sell beer00:51:24
I'd go and drink it myself, it dries out on its own00:51:27
message You know me Yes I know you00:51:31
fell out of the carriage, only the rails threatened00:51:35
As luck would have it, there's a queue for beer on the platform00:51:37
people please can I skip the line then00:51:39
I can remind you00:51:41
We're all off this train00:51:44
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got it, I'm standing, I'm standing, I'm getting drunk, I'm taking the beer and the train00:51:50
starts to move He ran as fast as his wallet could00:51:52
I forgot at the seller's and jumped off the platform00:51:55
broken beer rushes behind the train conductors00:51:57
I'm pulling my hand, come on man, press it, he's rushing00:51:59
slippers lost glasses fell off00:52:01
tooth flew out hairstyle is called no00:52:03
I'll catch up, I'll try and drag the vestibule over there00:52:05
drank beer he drank beer find through00:52:09
the entire composition of the first carriage in which he00:52:11
he's coming he's coming it was dry it became sugar00:52:15
I barely reached my compartment door00:52:17
ajar, he thinks he needs to catch his breath, what00:52:20
Don't look stupid in front of your wife, but listen00:52:22
coupe new fellow traveler communicate with him00:52:24
his wife says on the way, come on00:52:26
meet Victor businessman wife00:52:29
says very nice00:52:31
Lilya widow00:52:36
men00:52:39
take a closer look, especially on vacation Yes00:52:42
us very beautiful women eyes eyes00:52:44
By the way, I notice a lot on vacation00:52:49
interesting things especially last year00:52:51
beach people sunbathing now fashion00:52:55
make tattoos for yourself put on your body Yes00:52:57
well, agree if the body is beautiful00:52:59
Tattoo How it was there But why not00:53:01
tell me about other options walking along the beach00:53:04
woman maybe she was once 4400:53:06
size and once made it for myself00:53:08
stomach tattoo of a boat years have passed00:53:12
walks along the beach, it's size 68 and00:53:16
the folds of the abdomen as if in waves00:53:17
such a sailboat is sailing with disheveled00:53:19
with torn sails after00:53:22
around the world she leads the baby he fell she00:53:26
bent down to pick it up next to a schoolboy00:53:27
Aunt, your ship was washed away by a wave00:53:31
and then over the storms00:53:35
now it won’t come up anywhere to attract00:53:37
he will always get away with me00:53:42
a young guy came to the Tattoo salon I'm very00:53:46
I love Hollywood actress Penelope Cruz00:53:48
if possible on Penelopt I would like her portrait00:53:49
in full00:53:51
I don't mind breasts, I don't like them that much00:53:55
Penelope Cruz got full breasts done00:53:58
Five years have passed and he has matured00:54:00
hair has appeared00:54:04
now he doesn’t even undress anywhere00:54:06
on the beach we go to the beach then they stretch my shirt00:54:09
I just unbutton everything at once Conchita00:54:14
shave your beard cleanly00:54:18
are known Keep an eye on her sometimes it comes to00:54:22
insanity I have friends Green I myself00:54:25
I saw a family relaxing on the beach in Anapa00:54:27
sunbathing, a man walks along the beach, it’s so dry00:54:29
couple in swimming trunks, lean, you know00:54:32
well-worn and he has these on his feet00:54:34
tattoos They are tired of walking00:54:37
in their arms They are tired of working Where is the heart00:54:40
it's tired of loving another man lies00:54:44
now swimming trunks will relieve fatigue everywhere00:54:46
to sign00:54:50
Come on, come on, women are everything in this regard00:54:52
equally in the first place I heard both in00:54:55
two friends were talking in the gym00:54:56
I just go to the gym and sat down00:54:59
rocking fashionably00:55:00
true I'm on a swing00:55:03
when I undress even the exercise equipment laughs but00:55:05
now it's not about me that one woman imposed00:55:08
second Lyusya or am I over pumped or what00:55:10
I confuse you, there was such color on your neck00:55:12
the snake was such a colored snake and not00:55:14
I remember whether it was or not I see you now00:55:16
There is not00:55:25
but there was a snake or where there would be a mother00:55:30
where is she now00:55:38
I just had a facelift behind my ear00:55:41
lives00:55:44
but young girls still come first00:55:47
there are now such tattoos in 3D00:55:50
so voluminous Yes, a fashionista came to the salon00:55:53
tells the young master two eyes to00:55:55
like human two eyes like alive00:55:57
so that there are two eyes lower on the back00:56:00
tailbone Let's see the tattoo00:56:08
No don't you wear I cry you do No00:56:11
I need your opinion. Let's do it. Well, don't00:56:13
made two eyes below the tailbone Who00:56:15
I saw it and it’s scary, they’re just alive00:56:17
eyes look at you from there but in life00:56:20
you won't guess what awaits you ahead Yes with00:56:23
with such eyes from behind. In general, to her00:56:26
I had to go to see a proctologist00:56:32
now crawling reacts who is it00:56:36
not a dentist at all00:56:38
and the proctologist was a very experienced guy00:56:41
you know, about 70 years old, they say they’ve seen it00:56:44
views and then he tells his00:56:46
he tells his friends I'm doing an inspection of the office00:56:48
only I'm a patient, I look where I shouldn't00:56:50
I get distracted and suddenly00:56:54
I feel someone's gaze on me00:56:56
sight00:56:57
people 50 years old I looked towards the tailbone00:57:03
and for the first time the tailbone looked at me00:57:10
Friends, are you thinking about getting a tattoo?00:57:13
remember today's reaction maybe not00:57:16
hurry up bye00:57:17
[applause]00:57:23
[music]00:57:24
I want to start a program with a parody00:57:29
because parody is the most00:57:31
popular genre Yes, but I'm a radio operator00:57:34
conditional my breed people are very difficult00:57:35
guess once parodied tape00:57:38
tried on two women voice00:57:40
tensed And in the hall among the spectators00:57:42
my friends sat and heard like one00:57:44
the woman told her companion and I00:57:45
celenta00:57:46
Boyarsky doesn't look like him at all00:57:51
guest number one let's go00:57:52
[applause]00:57:53
[music]00:58:03
two other girls00:58:06
[music]00:58:09
found out Buynov Buynov This is a light breed00:58:15
Mumiy Troll I know who I'm parodying00:58:17
funny people, I'm all over the place00:58:21
ok00:58:23
the second parody will be in English00:58:25
it's called Only You00:58:28
[applause]00:58:30
[music]00:58:34
such a start00:58:39
the woman tensed00:58:41
who sings00:58:45
eyes look00:58:57
this is not a woman's reaction00:58:59
why did she sit in the first row00:59:03
there was a balcony00:59:05
What is your name? Don’t remember yes00:59:09
What is Larisa's name and middle name?00:59:14
Larisa Georgievna Gennadievna00:59:18
Sorry, scared you a little, no, no00:59:21
scared you, but you can't tell from your face later00:59:23
Watch yourself on TV00:59:30
with an autograph it's loaded00:59:33
charged from car battery00:59:41
forced contact I am one woman00:59:44
I give online that I’ll even do it like this00:59:46
exactly00:59:48
I'll attach it here I say Take 200:59:51
now you have to work it out, understand00:59:53
Yes00:59:55
We will now have a surprise for men00:59:58
called female striptease act01:00:01
Larisa Georgievna01:00:05
here is the striptease of the main two postcards01:00:16
Our people take everything at face value01:00:18
accept01:00:21
the singer I parody at the top01:00:24
lines of the charts I'm glad that we01:00:26
We’re friends with him. Well, I’ll see him live, of course.01:00:29
no way. Well, I have technical01:00:32
device and you know what makes me happy01:00:34
women are even sitting at the end of the hall on01:00:37
on the balcony they are always the first to guess what it is01:00:39
so they say it's some kind of [ __ ]01:00:42
decoy for duck hunting if it's a duck01:00:45
the hunter ripened, lying in ambush01:00:47
calls her with such a simple grunt01:00:55
if it's a very old duck01:01:01
[music]01:01:10
It's called Don't shoot, I'll surrender myself01:01:14
an artist whose two notes I think01:01:17
you'll find out from two beeps let's go01:01:19
[music]01:01:39
[music]01:01:47
learned01:01:49
Sergey Zverev01:01:55
[music]01:02:02
Thank you friends Thank you this is my youngest01:02:06
daughter Mashenka01:02:07
[applause]01:02:14
Thank you01:02:15
[applause]01:02:16
[music]01:02:17
[applause] [music]01:02:26
[applause] [music]01:02:35
I will start my speech with summer01:02:37
stories Once I performed in Divnomorsk01:02:40
in the south and is just beginning for me01:02:43
program a man comes up on stage01:02:44
my wife turned away with her cell phone01:02:48
he’s calling and doesn’t believe that I’m already here with you01:02:51
called, tell her already01:02:53
I'm relieved that I'm here on stage01:02:56
I say put it on vibrate01:02:57
Yes, I'm vibrating the whole concert. Well, what do you need?01:03:01
it’s hard to laugh Well, our people are like that01:03:04
sincere Kind yes answer Talk01:03:06
Gennady what’s his wife’s name he says01:03:09
Lena even01:03:15
pistol I'm on the second shift today01:03:18
I couldn’t go and he what have you got me01:03:21
Not only do I say that we have it, we have it01:03:23
I say on stage she looks like that01:03:27
I say white panties She's mine01:03:31
signs Yes, everyone is wearing white shorts, my01:03:35
Gennady How long does the program last?01:03:38
one and a half about an hour 40 She says01:03:40
great mood so happy with01:03:42
talked to you, goodbye, goodbye01:03:44
I give him the phone thank you brother01:03:47
huge just helped me out today and01:03:50
leaving the concert01:03:53
unexpectedly Yes my friends miniature01:03:56
it is dedicated to you it is dedicated to the audience01:04:00
our viewers They react every time01:04:03
how they come to the concert in different ways01:04:05
I'm already in a good mood because I know01:04:07
that they will laugh and laughter is Positive01:04:09
Yes man laughs the hormone wakes up01:04:12
joy endorphen hormone happiness01:04:13
serotonin I recently found out exists01:04:16
can you imagine the norms of laughter found in01:04:18
online displays specifically there01:04:20
it says how much a woman owes per day01:04:22
take turns How many man that me01:04:25
surprised laughter norms for men and women01:04:27
they are different in these displays01:04:35
man about 5001:04:38
Yes, he claims that it takes longer to reach us01:04:41
women look how happy you are01:04:45
we must give credit to the beautiful half01:04:48
I noticed at the concert that women were leading01:04:51
you're always more cheerful, it's the emotions you need01:04:53
splash out I noticed if at a concert01:04:55
woman is funny she will laugh01:04:57
laugh for the entire ticket price01:05:03
and the man looks and laughs who has no money01:05:06
they will disappear if only no one has their mouth open01:05:09
I didn’t take a photo recently on01:05:12
the man laughed the loudest at the concert01:05:13
hall so with a slight delay sat in01:05:16
the end of the hall and everyone is laughing01:05:23
it takes longer to get further from the seat01:05:29
[music]01:05:31
our people at the concert react to everyone01:05:33
different times it is impossible to calculate01:05:35
I once had a reaction from the audience01:05:39
there was a benefit performance filming such a mood01:05:41
unity in the hall I go down to the hall and01:05:44
I say people you know this mood I01:05:47
I would just kiss you all right now01:05:50
such a female voice what's the problem01:05:53
I didn’t have time to get my bearings and jump01:05:56
woman01:05:57
when she started kissing me, I stood there like01:06:00
a schoolboy who didn't learn the assignment01:06:04
when you don't expect it, you usually attack01:06:08
and then there’s this attack, I’m standing in lipstick all over the room01:06:11
laughs she goes back says01:06:14
Girls, I checked the real one01:06:18
I didn't understand the verification criteria either01:06:22
confused01:06:25
girl woman What's your name She's Lucy01:06:29
just where do you work?01:06:34
meat processing plant slaughterer I realized that01:06:38
she's not lying Well, when did she kiss01:06:40
you know, you didn't hold it by the withers01:06:42
you'll dodge01:06:43
but our viewers, unlike imported ones01:06:46
completely different I have something to compare01:06:49
I lived abroad for several years01:06:53
performed there exclusively for01:06:55
as a foreigner I had a program without01:06:56
words I played on wood on axes on01:06:59
samovars everything was clear without01:07:00
translator and you know the first shock I01:07:03
received in Germany at a concert no one01:07:05
I warned you, I went out, everything is coming suddenly01:07:09
I was confused then they told me that01:07:12
Germany if people like them here01:07:15
that's exactly how they react01:07:16
the most important thing is not to confuse the imported one01:07:22
our people are more modest in the west there01:07:26
if a person bought a ticket yes he feels01:07:29
almost a sponsor of the event01:07:31
even he is late he comes in01:07:37
our people if they are late yes They lead01:07:40
behave like Partisans so as not to interfere01:07:42
you know, it’s funny to watch how01:07:45
a person tries to pass unnoticed01:07:48
the first row you know goes sneaking like this01:07:50
slowly Yes there is such an easy theft01:07:54
usually the audience just reacts Well, that's for us01:07:58
into the hands of those who are already involved in humor01:08:00
Immediately a good mood but in the west01:08:03
the commercial vein prevails here01:08:06
I bought a ticket and it is ready for this amount01:08:08
do whatever he is asked to do01:08:10
if you are calling from the hall Yes abroad01:08:15
Can I show you where with my hand?01:08:17
sector01:08:22
we don't have we show you can you01:08:26
and that's where he showed everything with his hand.01:08:28
ceiling Listen01:08:31
repairs may not be done for another 10 years and01:08:33
What kind of lamps are you holding while people are all01:08:36
look up our people are more modest I01:08:39
I even built one on female modesty01:08:42
miniature it was called the first love01:08:44
date I called girl A from the hall01:08:47
our girls are more chaste01:08:49
you know the kind01:08:51
one thing she called, she didn’t want to, I did everything01:08:55
for her to come out practically pulled her out01:08:57
she stands on stage confused I say01:09:00
How are you in the mood? She's on her own01:09:02
So01:09:06
what will you do on the first date?01:09:09
again to myself01:09:16
she falls01:09:22
good thing there was a curtain and I scream curtain01:09:25
Intermission the audience applauds they think it's a decoy01:09:29
how cool she played the loss of consciousness everyone01:09:33
happy well we had a nurse for01:09:35
behind the scenes Well, it just coincided Well right away01:09:38
ammonia and that's it Well, we opened a three-liter bottle01:09:40
I immediately returned to the jar there.01:09:44
good thing her boyfriend was wearing the same one too01:09:48
condition, they also gave him ammonia, which means01:09:50
take a sniff and I say Well, how do you like it?01:09:53
they like the concert01:09:57
I'd be lucky if I were bigger01:10:00
Now there would be nothing here anymore01:10:02
told01:10:04
I must say that it depends on women01:10:08
life all this is my opinion at a concert in01:10:12
including making the weather at the concert01:10:14
women first01:10:17
there are always more women01:10:19
I understand why I saw it like on the poster01:10:23
my friend01:10:24
he is also a comedian, husband, wife and wife stood01:10:28
Kolya tells her husband that no one has arrived01:10:31
look who has arrived How I love the stroller01:10:33
it's easier for strollers, it's easier Oh Kolya, let's go get01:10:36
tickets Zin I don’t like him at all01:10:39
I can't stomach it01:10:41
let's go have a laugh, I said you'll love it01:10:45
on the go digest it on the spot01:10:50
and you know how practice shows01:10:53
Every hall has a Kolya whose01:10:56
brought01:11:00
I'm at one concert and I'm saying now01:11:03
I’ll give you ours. I’ll even calculate it and go01:11:05
looking down the rows and one guy01:11:09
name is She Kolya There was just hysterics01:11:13
When I perform I love to see faces I love01:11:17
see01:11:18
the view and the audience is important to me01:11:21
Although many of my colleagues ask01:11:23
so that the hall is darkened so that no one can be seen from01:11:26
On the one hand, this safety technique01:11:28
Seriously next time you'll be so happy01:11:31
you run into such a face, a man is sitting01:11:34
you think now the sawn-off shotgun will be taken out and that’s the end01:11:36
Events01:11:39
Well I try to be such a person01:11:42
to cheer up I'm choosing a goal for myself here01:11:44
you know such a serious viewer and01:11:48
I'm starting to work for him. There was a case01:11:49
my grandfather is sitting with such a look, but01:11:52
I understood right away I already know people like that01:11:55
I feel exactly01:11:58
was a janitor at a women's dormitory01:12:02
I've navigated these in my life01:12:05
the guards are sitting all this nothing grandpa01:12:08
we have an hour and a half ahead of me and so and01:12:10
here from right to left there is almost an ascent01:12:13
coup he's still sitting still just01:12:16
I'm upset the concert is over01:12:20
to turn it on grandpa I go into the dressing room01:12:23
pour a whole glass of tea01:12:29
the door opens my friends we fly01:12:33
We were at the concert and loved it01:12:37
but it won't work Why Yes we came with01:12:40
grandpa he forgot his hearing aid He01:12:43
angry as dogs01:12:55
Said the phrase that I took from01:12:58
weapons he said my children01:13:00
It doesn’t matter who sits in which hall01:13:03
wealthy people, what mood are they in?01:13:07
The main thing is that they came and try them01:13:11
don't disappoint and do it for them01:13:14
holiday friends happy holiday to you01:13:18
celebration of life01:13:20
[applause]01:13:24
I went out with a button accordion because it’s a holiday01:13:28
on the other hand I think why don’t I go out01:13:30
played in the folk orchestra for seven years01:13:31
violin instruments01:13:34
scraped there for 7 years01:13:36
scraped after those who didn’t do it the first time01:13:39
he scraped, he himself was called scraped01:13:40
Here But01:13:42
[applause]01:13:44
and recently this fan and I01:13:46
My neighbor saw it on TV, he's Gen Well01:13:48
tell it like a neighbor to a neighbor Well, this is plywood01:13:51
Well, plywood, I'm Grant, but to be honest, Kolya01:13:54
plywood but what does it sound like01:13:59
[music]01:14:01
[laughter]01:14:04
[music]01:14:14
it's too late girls, we're not from Finland01:14:18
Now you won’t surprise anyone with an accordion, I took it01:14:20
button accordion to color your summer01:14:22
impressions because in winter I want01:14:24
a little warmth Yes, this summer I was on01:14:27
I saw this picture lying on the beach in the south01:14:30
husband wife sunbathing on the sand here are couples01:14:33
there are different types, you know it happens01:14:36
he's big, she's Thumbelina, it's the other way around01:14:39
she's so big, he's big, he's small01:14:42
such an inch lies nearby She is reading a book01:14:45
he looks at women with all his eyes01:14:47
looks still there I want to see01:14:49
that's right girls01:14:53
now men's swimwear is the opposite01:14:55
the knees were lengthened, yes, and the women's knees were extended to the threads01:14:59
reduced there is something to admire and he01:15:02
lies apparently caught his eyes here01:15:05
joyful over Kolya why are you straining01:15:08
vision You came to rest, look01:15:10
cervical vertebrae work What is Kolya01:15:13
it's better to buy a book, Read the Nobles' Nest01:15:15
increase your intelligence01:15:23
you look at young men yourself at me01:15:26
maybe it's myself that I trust01:15:34
I wrote a song about this woman01:15:38
one fat girl spoke to two friends in01:15:42
with my fatness I feel my husband in full, I don’t01:15:46
I'll let this [ __ ] have01:15:49
beautiful and slender wife01:15:58
then I went to Sochi, I was born there too01:16:00
song01:16:02
And every time in Sochi I will lie down at the beginning of summer01:16:05
I noticed in them I look skinny in the world01:16:09
she rattled there quietly with bones and01:16:13
the rest without spare parts Oh these girls01:16:17
I won’t hide the models Oh how easily they can01:16:21
they stun Oh, how I want and want01:16:25
sometimes I really want at least a little of them01:16:30
feed01:16:33
[music]01:16:38
flowers for women No matter what kind of woman01:16:41
a thin woman is a miracle of nature and01:16:44
flowers only decorate it I recently01:16:46
I go to a flower shop seller01:16:49
Gennady Do you know what color means?01:16:52
one flower or another01:16:54
I'll tell you, remember if you're white01:16:58
flowers are innocence01:17:00
yellow parting white yellow together01:17:04
loss of virginity01:17:11
I say why did you tell me this she01:17:14
I wanted to chat somehow, there was no topic01:17:17
I wrote a song on this topic01:17:18
[music]01:17:20
put a dandelion and give it to you, it means I’ll fool you01:17:23
giving a chamomile means you'll be guessing01:17:27
Just watch and they will definitely arrest A01:17:31
if people01:17:33
[music]01:17:40
I have a friend who is a good ophthalmologist and01:17:44
I brought up the topic I say Well of course yes01:17:47
The topic is related to your profession Yes01:17:49
recently says a man comes like this01:17:51
squint I've seen a lot in my life01:17:55
this is what I say man I'm sorry01:17:57
professional but I'm just curious01:17:59
tell me you have such squint from01:18:01
by nature yes by nature but no01:18:07
specifically from one tree in the past01:18:10
year01:18:15
That's right That's right01:18:19
friends, but there are views, you will agree01:18:22
there are different views Yes, it especially happens01:18:25
A woman's gaze is incomprehensible, I wrote01:18:27
song about a woman's gaze01:18:31
and she was looking for meaning in everything, looking for the essence01:18:35
she looked at me01:18:38
to her square eyes she was breathing heavily01:18:42
lifting up the mountain there is no way to deal with it01:18:46
gas mask01:18:49
Well, to complete my musical version of I01:18:52
I want such words in the world there is no genre01:18:55
more wonderful in which the text is also the motive I01:18:58
I suggest you remember the songs in which01:18:59
eternal positivity01:19:02
home01:19:04
[music]01:19:30
[music]01:19:35
[applause]01:19:41
[music]01:19:56
[applause]01:20:01
I have such a friend, grandfather Mitya01:20:05
he talks jokes but that's not what he's talking about01:20:07
knows I'm coming just quickly everything01:20:09
I'm fixing my grandfather coming to beat him. What's the news?01:20:11
Yes, recently the son of our area Cataclysm01:20:14
I was in the morning, I went out onto the porch, the fog was coming from01:20:17
he's not here the codes since he wasn't there the first day01:20:21
does not resolve the second day more than once01:20:24
absorbed 3 week mist not01:20:27
resolved until I was on the eighth day01:20:30
I realized that this was some kind of infection for me01:20:32
I covered my glasses with clear tape01:20:36
maybe the geomagnetic fields there are like that01:20:40
even visitors talk like that01:20:42
my ballpoint pen doesn't rest01:20:44
visitor to local Hey brother, well, as it were01:20:47
you live here, you have some people here01:20:49
there is entertainment but don't be silent, surprise me01:20:52
the answer is local, of course there is01:20:56
entertainment 201:20:58
they are both sleeping now01:21:01
then not with grandma they are competition for me01:21:05
How do you live with her? This is how I live01:21:08
talks constantly doesn't rest, you understand01:21:12
Ammo is like a machine gun, it's running out01:21:14
especially on the phone I'll return it Well what are you talking about01:21:18
you've been chatting to you for 10 minutes like no one else01:21:21
listen to what you understand, but no one01:21:24
interrupts01:21:26
and he is already 87 years old I say grandfather Mitya01:21:29
It’s inconvenient to ask maybe how it is now01:21:33
They say the question is incorrect. How are you?01:21:34
man you are still in action now she is01:21:37
I’m building only for me from this building grandma01:21:39
doesn't let me go anywhere01:21:43
I say you didn't answer, sorry, but01:21:46
you still have a desire, I have this desire01:21:48
there is no one with me anymore01:21:53
and you son, don’t make fun of me by the way01:21:56
still still01:21:58
I have erotic dreams, oh well01:22:04
and around there are beautiful young sexy girls01:22:07
nudes01:22:09
one to one Nightmare Why Nightmare Because01:22:13
that I am a basin in this dream01:22:18
I say I really agree01:22:21
Nightmare What did he say at the wedding?01:22:24
my granddaughter, my children on this important day01:22:27
I want to convey to you what is in our family01:22:29
it passes from generation to generation01:22:33
debts01:22:35
My son recently went to the dentist for something01:22:38
my eyesight is weak Yes, you all walk around here01:22:41
the village came before you too Grandfather Yes01:22:45
you know, son, I'll tell you by01:22:47
secret It's my godfather who came all Well, we01:22:50
they are all the same age as the Battle of Kulikovo01:22:53
complain that I can’t see well for the month of Trina01:22:56
I can’t see well I can’t see well take him away01:22:58
hairdresser we cut eyebrows now01:23:00
sees 3D01:23:04
[applause]01:23:05
I seriously have a blurry picture of my father01:23:10
young women look well01:23:13
school, they've been in class since 9, I'm already with them01:23:17
on the bench01:23:19
now my vision has faded01:23:23
Okay, no joke, we'll try to help01:23:26
We'll do surgery to correct everything for him01:23:29
done, arrives in two weeks, how's it going?01:23:30
that's how son everything worked out picture01:23:32
clearly clear I looked around with new eyes01:23:36
looked closely and concluded01:23:39
my grandmother needs me01:23:45
[applause]01:23:46
what if she makes a correction? Why don’t you01:23:50
Alain Delon and not even distant from him01:23:52
relative A tells about you Po01:23:55
youth lit up so simply Smoke01:23:58
rocker How did you meet women?01:24:00
Interesting just tell me It was a long time ago01:24:02
I don’t remember you asked, oh well01:24:06
poem I will tell young people about this topic01:24:09
easy novels got the impression these01:24:13
I’m very careful Oh how I used to visit01:24:17
went to women01:24:23
I just can’t remember why I went01:24:27
Come on, how did you meet grandma?01:24:30
Well, you asked how my grandmother and I are doing01:24:33
we met how we could with my grandmother01:24:34
get to know how we are with this grandmother01:24:38
met like everyone else01:24:41
same with grandma01:24:43
well, well, how did you start to set your eyes on her?01:24:46
But it’s at the beginning then later it’s easier01:24:49
to pull01:24:53
proposal to marry her and here01:24:55
proposal to marry her01:24:58
three of her brothers made it for me01:25:03
I couldn't refuse them01:25:07
What idiots thinking that go well girl01:25:11
in principle, a good one will go away regretting it later01:25:13
I will regret the entire course of treatment01:25:16
feel01:25:18
I know I don’t like going to doctors, son01:25:21
I don’t like this thing. Well, what if you never know01:25:25
life will happen What yes What try it on01:25:28
in our village a woman was ill01:25:31
was sick, sick and still went to the doctor for her01:25:34
it was getting worse and worse, she went to see him and01:25:36
worse and worse and then suddenly it filled up01:25:39
health just drained blood and milk01:25:42
ask why01:25:43
Because I stopped going to the doctor01:25:47
all that's left is for the blacksmith to walk01:25:51
friends, you want to get sick less01:25:55
laugh more often and louder is the best01:25:59
medicine Classic said the world survived01:26:01
because I laughed, have a good laugh01:26:05
[applause]01:26:09
ok it's just a disgrace01:26:12
just a disgrace I say I am a disgrace01:26:16
asked not to connect me with him Yes01:26:18
Lord, it’s useless to ask Hello01:26:21
dear Eduard Karlovich Lord01:26:26
why am I hiding from you? I don’t have01:26:29
it's just absolutely simple today01:26:30
crazy money01:26:40
Yes, Edward, in short, yes, I know why you01:26:43
they called about their nephew, but I01:26:45
I already told you we are serious01:26:47
publishing house is not a big deal01:26:50
Khukhry-Mukhra we were once called A01:26:53
now we are Rails rails sleepers sleepers01:26:55
they carry and carry then I can’t print01:26:58
your nephew, I don't have time for him01:27:01
even listen to me, I’m explaining to you01:27:03
turn me we print only mastitis01:27:06
their authors Well, okay, I understand what it is01:27:09
your your sister's son what is your Yes I am01:27:12
I understand Eduard Karlovich, I can’t do anything01:27:15
do I understand that he went out onto the balcony01:27:18
weighed his legs Eduard In short, if you knew01:27:20
How long have my legs been sitting on me?01:27:24
Eduard Karlovich listen dear Yes01:27:27
that you are threatening to throw yourself off the balcony Yes01:27:30
What are you saying, listen, which floor is the first?01:27:34
Yes and let him jump01:27:37
Lord, well, Edward, in short01:27:40
exclusively01:27:41
Out of respect for you and your thousands01:27:45
dollars I'm ready to listen to him well01:27:48
everyone agreed, let him call me and he01:27:52
already outside the door, listen to you, he's so lively01:27:56
I write down his last name and first name Semyon01:27:59
face sand01:28:02
dog face01:28:05
can I already want to see him01:28:09
That's it, I'll call you back later. So invite me there.01:28:12
please muzzle seeds Nothing01:28:15
to myself01:28:17
come in young talents01:28:30
I am what you just called Yes01:28:35
Please sit down and listen01:28:39
before we start literature01:28:46
want to answer and don't want no01:28:53
So this is not a surname, this is a pseudonym01:28:56
my surname is even more serious nit01:29:00
It’s a little hard with a surname, especially in01:29:04
lines, you know when roll call is on01:29:05
this nit in line is who I am01:29:09
it’s strange why people ask you like that01:29:13
It's clear01:29:30
because we see relatives and father01:29:33
Nits and great-grandfathers and all the guys01:29:41
traditions, that is, dad is a nit01:29:45
grandfather is a nit, uncle is a nit and mom is a lie01:29:56
one hundred percent guessed right and mom01:29:59
Leader's maiden name was Antonina Pavlovna01:30:03
She and dad are from the same village01:30:05
nest01:30:09
which01:30:16
beautiful01:30:22
I earned money today01:30:42
Let's hurry up time time01:30:46
sharp direct question please tell me01:30:48
you are lilies, you like fish, and what about us?01:30:54
We'll eat you now01:30:57
fish Theme about fish is called Skat01:31:02
fishermen are reading us Let's be curious01:31:05
Scat's partner refused to continue01:31:07
Now the scat has an overstrained partner01:31:10
keeps his distance from the stingray there for a whole year01:31:13
now a power station01:31:19
Are you stunned or something?01:31:22
We haven’t rolled down the boards yet01:31:24
I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't have time01:31:27
Excuse me with a sincere apology01:31:29
then it means something easier01:31:31
The cuckoo crowed at 3 o'clock this early01:31:35
when everyone sniffs through two nostrils, remember01:31:37
Dear, the rooster is still crowing in the morning, the cuckoo01:31:41
will tear01:31:49
now I'm already soft torn apart01:31:53
listen to him, just tear everything apart01:31:55
templates Maybe I'm talking about small animals01:31:59
ants01:32:00
be born little things quickly and let's01:32:03
from here it was all big at the picnic01:32:05
someone is having fun and playful on the anthill01:32:07
poured out a can of beer, it seemed like a prank01:32:10
people from the ants that week01:32:13
disco01:32:17
above me01:33:03
Listen01:33:04
and you don’t know this squirrel01:33:07
I personally no Judging by the topics you are not for me01:33:12
to the children's department about squirrels01:33:15
about01:33:17
I got to the children's magazine bee bugs01:33:23
there my poems were almost torn off with their hands01:33:28
bring your hands again, we'll rip your hands off01:33:33
the fairy tale still exists01:33:37
book with carlson book with carlson from01:33:41
fairy tales suddenly became without north01:33:44
after all01:33:46
When01:33:48
there are pants with a propeller01:33:54
[applause]01:34:06
Wait, we haven’t met you anywhere before01:34:09
met01:34:14
This is what women with child labor are like01:34:18
gives birth so it’s hard for poetry to come out of me01:34:29
Wait but I have it written under this01:34:32
shevchik I started as a bearing but it didn’t work01:34:36
it means you want to get a job yes01:34:40
I guess I'll arrange it for you, okay01:34:44
Didn't understand01:34:46
This is what happens01:34:49
running for money01:35:13
[music]01:35:20
So, as they say, go ahead and with the song Well01:35:23
and as a song I took Russian01:35:25
folk and your task is to try to find out01:35:27
what song is this01:35:29
[music]01:35:44
learned the bell sounds monotonously01:35:49
Well, by the way, now they know more01:35:52
imported New Year's bell yes01:35:58
I took our imported bell01:36:00
combined and got the following01:36:03
[music]01:36:12
this melody will bind my roads01:36:15
stories So friends, I’ll tell you the most important thing01:36:18
How is my book different from everyone else?01:36:20
the rest she is very talented01:36:24
modesty, I will not die and we are with you now01:36:27
Let's check it out, I'll open it for luck01:36:29
the story is called01:36:32
bucket on head01:36:34
I needed to make a trick top hat01:36:38
from which confetti flies out just in time for01:36:40
For the New Year I was preparing a new number from01:36:42
which the fountain gushes I was too lazy to do01:36:45
main frame I think I'll go to the store01:36:47
I'll buy a plastic bucket and cut out the bottom01:36:51
I'll trim it nicely to make a cylinder and then01:36:54
everything inside will securely secure me then01:36:57
no one knew I was coming to store 100001:37:00
little things a mountain of dishes just a mountain I01:37:03
I begin to methodically measure one bucket01:37:07
the second one is already about 20 pieces, I tried it on, it’s not mine01:37:09
size I continue and the seller stands01:37:12
looks like our people, by the way, are nothing01:37:14
surprise01:37:15
maybe there's a graduation open day somewhere01:37:19
doors in a house for example01:37:24
not surprised but I was upset no mine01:37:27
I’ve already measured a couple of basins for size01:37:29
I'm about to leave, I raise my head up01:37:31
and I see on the top shelf there is a bucket and01:37:33
an inner voice says this is what you are01:37:35
looking for I say girl forgive me with01:37:39
the top shelf is under construction, you can’t reach it01:37:41
As she stood in Napoleon's pose01:37:43
stayed No, of course, if you really need it01:37:46
I'm climbing but I'll have to01:37:49
immodest question, are you a young man?01:37:52
this is a bucket as you say on the way out or01:37:55
for every day and I mean stage01:37:58
I say you know, on my way out then01:38:01
Take the little green one before that01:38:03
measure it, it refreshes you so much and go out01:38:06
otherwise I'm not responsible for myself01:38:12
[music]01:38:18
The next story is called Niagara with01:38:21
full blow I was at one time01:38:24
touring in America it was still 20 years01:38:26
back and us on a day off from the concert01:38:29
took us to Niagara Falls01:38:33
excursion we met01:38:35
tour guide and He told a funny01:38:37
history he has been living in America for a long time and01:38:39
told how he led excursions with01:38:43
our new Russians at that moment01:38:45
the guys arrived and ordered it for a week in01:38:48
good good in six days01:38:52
burns exhausted and says my nerves01:38:53
they ask questions and answer themselves01:38:56
they laugh all the time themselves all the time01:38:58
make some jokes I say this01:39:00
still tired of Niagara Falls01:39:02
We arrived and I say so sadly Well01:39:05
I decided to make a joke. Guys, let's do it now.01:39:07
clicking against the backdrop of Niagara let's go01:39:09
home because it's all the same through01:39:12
half an hour later, we'll get stuck in a traffic jam, they01:39:17
how they overlap01:39:21
and I realized that they believed it, I think it was a joke01:39:23
we need to develop I say, but you and I don’t01:39:27
at home capitalism is here at night01:39:30
There are no tourists for such a number01:39:32
water will be paid by you or whoever01:39:38
they're doing it this time Let's01:39:40
Let's click guys before we go01:39:43
they all began to take a photo and sat down in01:39:46
let's go the car01:39:48
We drove for half an hour in silence. You could hear01:39:51
Even their brains are digesting this news01:39:54
crunched and apparently the smartest one cut through01:39:57
Guys, guess what kind of screw it is01:40:03
[applause]01:40:04
[music]01:40:12
I'll find the next story specifically01:40:15
very funny called I need to drink01:40:18
less is actually not only01:40:20
the title of the story but also the appeal because01:40:22
Not everyone observes moderation on New Year's Day01:40:26
while studying at the theater institute01:40:28
We are pop artists who worked part-time in01:40:31
different concerts and have already earned money01:40:32
some money And drama artists01:40:34
earned money by participating in01:40:36
extras in large serious performances01:40:40
and there was such a performance called war01:40:42
1812 there needed a lot of extras01:40:45
dressed students as soldiers and two01:40:48
armies constantly fought Kutuzov and01:40:50
Napoleon So one day01:40:54
came to the show after my birthday01:40:56
or I got there, he says guys, I have time01:40:59
change clothes, after all, where are you looking like that?01:41:02
Are you dear, well, you see, well, you’re not01:41:05
you'll get there, you'll die guys, well, you got me01:41:07
somehow I'll catch you like a wounded man Yes01:41:10
well come on okay Well the first run he01:41:15
ran as best he could, he already had his second run01:41:19
it's hard he keeps making them drunk01:41:22
I don't grab your arms like01:41:24
wounded means two penetrations of him01:41:26
dragged across the stage and the third even01:41:29
the fourth passage already and he became narrower01:41:31
mischief, legs tucked in, and that’s already something01:41:34
drills and they threw it in a hurry01:41:37
stage right on stage the smoke cleared and01:41:40
at this time the scene unfolded and we01:41:42
we see a meeting of the Filyakh military headquarters01:41:46
The generals decide how to punish Napoleon and01:41:49
suddenly I heard such a voice, men had a drink01:41:51
Give me a drink01:41:53
there is no such text, the audience is in shock, the generals01:41:57
Kutuzov is shocked too. This is what it means01:42:00
the commander, despite one eye, noticed01:42:02
And what kind of fighter do we have lying there?01:42:06
entryway01:42:07
and they answer him a01:42:10
text Apparently this is straight from the front line01:42:13
delivered so you can get it here right away01:42:16
awarded for Bravery, he says you01:42:18
you know, we will reward tomorrow01:42:20
I feel it earlier Let's take him to the infirmary01:42:22
And tomorrow the rewards will be simple01:42:24
100% full program and01:42:27
four Generals take their arms by their legs01:42:29
and they carry him backstage and he continues, men01:42:32
Well, drink further. One tells him01:42:35
you're already drunk from the theater tomorrow01:42:37
expelled what does he answer mean?01:42:40
the reward is most likely also on the speaker01:42:46
[music]01:42:51
Well, the final one, during my service in the Army, I01:42:54
he also worked there as a battalion01:42:56
artist Yes painted visual propaganda01:42:59
designed albums for grandfathers at night Yes01:43:03
demobilization and also wrote poems to order01:43:07
and for all military personnel who are not01:43:10
brings me data says Gen, you are01:43:12
you know how to do something nice Congratulate my mom01:43:14
I mean I teach these poems beautifully01:43:18
parents send home happy01:43:20
my relatives are happy and it’s just right for me01:43:23
before the New Year he gives me 10 days leave01:43:27
I’m going home for 10 days and one of ours01:43:29
old-timers at Vasya's, his fiancée01:43:32
birthday and he says where are we01:43:34
write poems in the wind and he's on vacation Yes01:43:37
ok, who will write, who will write to anyone01:43:40
no one knows who We still have the highest01:43:43
education01:43:45
his Dima write poetry I don’t write I don’t01:43:50
he can write like the wind. It’s not, but it’s01:43:53
it is necessary that the gift be such what are you giving away01:43:56
studied You also have a higher education in01:43:58
in general, if you don’t write to you until the end01:44:00
I'll have another six months of service01:44:01
You will regret serving, he says Okay01:44:03
ok took the leaf left comes under01:44:06
the evening brings him a poem, it means he looks01:44:10
says Well, what can I say? Look, well, you can01:44:13
if you want some good poetry01:44:15
I'll even write that it's me a little01:44:18
I’ll write clumsily what I wrote myself And he01:44:21
sent to the bride bride sends01:44:24
the letter says everything we are parting like this01:44:26
no one mocked me, you're a liar01:44:30
the poems were beautiful01:44:32
I’m writing to you, what more? What else can I do?01:44:36
say Now I know in your will me01:44:40
punish with contempt01:44:44
and I, friends, wish you life01:44:47
was great, cheerful, joyful and bright01:44:50
and musically harmonious Happy New Year01:44:58
[music]01:45:52
[applause]01:45:54
[music]01:46:07
I would like to sing something now but not01:46:09
one I need your help now we are with01:46:12
we'll be transported to you know where in Sochi yes01:46:16
Tell me the season has not started We are with the wind01:46:18
We've already been there, I'll ask you to sing along01:46:21
these words to me Oh yes, I do it with my hand01:46:24
I show you right away Let's try 3401:46:29
oh friends Well, where is the mood oh E3401:46:34
That's cool and I need someone to look at me01:46:38
there was a man on stage insuring01:46:40
in the front row you have such a charming smile01:46:41
seriously with a mustache, here you go01:46:44
Let's go out to the applause of the audience01:46:47
Let's have a man01:46:50
Well, no one refused me Well, yes01:46:54
nothing is good01:47:02
come on you want it's nice that there are people01:47:06
which help me but it’s nice01:47:09
it's really always nice girl and you01:47:10
help since you say it's nice01:47:12
Let's walk to applause01:47:14
come on stage let's come on01:47:16
Let's01:47:20
Wow you feel like you're right here01:47:23
wait here I think this microphone01:47:26
humiliates you So we'll raise it higher What01:47:29
tell me your height01:47:31
a little higher01:47:34
you see, these are our people, never exactly01:47:37
They answer What’s your name? It’s already half past nine01:47:39
time to go home01:47:43
What is your name Gregory Very nice What01:47:46
busy with life, don’t remember, relax01:47:49
Certainly01:47:52
let's not talk about work and sing no and eat01:47:55
vocal abilities hearing musical01:47:57
education01:47:58
only in the soul This is what I need for you01:48:01
drink and don't need it, your voice is already recorded01:48:03
understand in advance We have one take you01:48:05
now you'll be surprised how nice you are01:48:07
timbre Grisha means come closer Come closer01:48:09
What is your name Olga What do you do at home01:48:13
Now01:48:14
on stage now01:48:19
Olya doesn’t need to do anything, just be like01:48:22
at home we just have a song called oe01:48:25
summer is about the sea and there is the main song01:48:28
the heroine's name is Elya, that's what I called her01:48:30
rhyme Good Olya Elya next to each other Yes, here you go01:48:33
yes And when I give you a signal here01:48:36
so with your hand react well So you01:48:38
I'll have to dance a little Olya01:48:39
a little bit but there must be movement01:48:42
somehow extraordinary you know so that01:48:43
blow up the hall while you're sitting at home overstaying your welcome01:48:46
already I think we need to break the situation01:48:49
me a woman came out alone I besides this01:48:50
I don't know anything about movement01:48:53
and she did this throughout the whole song01:48:55
the concert is over, the women are leaving01:48:58
no guys, where is she?01:49:00
the official was taken out, you understand Yes Ol01:49:04
I see, how can I make such a move?01:49:06
your task Gregory you all the time01:49:08
say Oh yeah at the microphone Yes Microphone01:49:11
you will be turned off anyway enjoy01:49:12
last time sound01:49:15
just like me, do this with your hand01:49:18
the microphone is yours01:49:19
cool who you work for Let's go to the bank01:49:23
there01:49:25
Well, a little bit in the bank means01:49:27
three liter yes01:49:30
you won't need anything in the end01:49:34
when I raise my hand I have to dance01:49:36
dance Olga Yes, remember how01:49:39
Tarantino with this amount of Turbo Yes no01:49:43
nowhere to go01:49:46
soldier's movements you understand this is dancing01:49:49
let's go No remember There they are, show me01:49:51
how how they left each other That's how01:49:53
they walked there That's what home means01:49:56
sat through these movements well01:49:58
look I feel fine yes yes and so01:50:03
if you're ready, I'll do this for you01:50:06
I show you your word yes you are Grisha01:50:09
microphone to01:50:23
I immediately realized that you were from the bank in general01:50:27
bankers behave this way, you understand01:50:31
13 percent discount01:50:33
come see you tomorrow While we rest our hands01:50:38
Let them hang just threw it normally01:50:43
so that the team in the hall understands that01:50:46
on stage serious station team01:50:48
I offer you and I now this01:50:50
movement three of us let's go Olya01:50:53
everyone is looking at me with one leg01:51:02
Grisha movement This movement of the face is not01:51:06
I need this, what is a young moose?01:51:09
looks where mom is not necessary01:51:15
here he goes, here Grisha goes to understand01:51:20
go01:51:21
[music]01:51:30
Well done Olya Grisha01:51:36
[music]01:51:40
relax01:51:42
[music]01:51:43
[applause]01:51:47
[music]01:52:00
[music]01:52:38
[applause]01:52:40
[music]01:52:47
[applause]01:52:48
[music]01:52:52
bright pictures pink sunset blue01:52:56
dolphins sailing Frigate Lunar path01:53:00
beaches bustle Enjoy baby01:53:04
[music]01:53:19
[music]01:53:25
[music] [applause]01:53:29
[music]01:53:41
very cool01:53:44
Very01:53:46
very cool01:53:51
Thank you Olya and of course you too01:53:55
train Grisha And your dance is white01:53:58
the bear just tore everyone apart01:54:00
Applause to our viewers and gifts01:54:05
Thank you very much and good luck01:54:11
[music]01:54:16
Life is beautiful, smile too01:54:20
will definitely smile back at you01:54:22
fair wind01:54:26
[music]01:54:32
you gave me a holiday today01:54:35
I treated you so I treated you, you know, before that01:54:38
I’ll tell you honestly, you know how much I haven’t drunk01:54:41
I'll tell you a number, you'll be scared01:54:44
don't worry about a day and a half01:54:49
here they stopped drinking altogether and Putin’s language01:54:55
Vasilievich But I wanted to ask you01:54:58
It’s not for nothing that the guys praise your pirate01:55:01
mother-in-law But the secret of this drink is01:55:04
secret01:55:07
secret01:55:09
for everyone for everyone without exception01:55:13
she puts carbide in there yes01:55:20
do not interrupt01:55:25
then the mushrooms are finely poached with a knife01:55:30
mushrooms and in perlak and then in the sweat on the floor01:55:33
three days of super sex turns out01:55:37
so it turns out your mother-in-law knows mushrooms01:55:40
places that you have it in five minutes cart01:55:44
Reborn is picking up While I'm filling up the car01:55:48
on MKAD01:55:52
you can spoil me of course01:56:08
like this is more01:56:10
I don't know but sometimes during the week01:56:14
three Saturdays in a row sausage01:56:17
Vasilyevich, I’ll be there for you01:56:20
idish indiscreet question let me01:56:24
you're already visiting01:56:26
as they say, not the first time01:56:30
and second01:56:32
I still can’t count how much01:56:35
room for you01:56:39
[music]01:56:43
where are we now01:56:48
in the reception room01:56:51
it turns out 401:56:54
does not work01:56:57
reception room only after the first cap01:57:00
appears01:57:02
Give me 30 drops then01:57:11
if it's an indiscreet question, can I01:57:15
I'll take it for you now and test it01:57:19
your Akim01:57:21
and you don't hurt, it's nice01:57:25
I'm ready Vasilievich, really, come on, answer01:57:29
immediately into the ice Orel's wife01:57:34
Parikha straight Wasserman look at him01:57:39
need to be distributed01:57:42
it's more complicated01:57:46
tease Yes you knew the vulture's wife01:57:50
vulture01:57:53
[ __ ]01:57:57
knows everything01:58:02
did you know that the wife left for01:58:06
Duck the elephant01:58:10
no And who01:58:13
and he doesn't have a single01:58:20
what an elephant01:58:24
who is behind his TV01:58:30
master where I am Immodest01:58:33
the only question is how did you understand that he01:58:36
idle01:58:39
you realize that the married table has become01:58:42
stand with TV01:58:48
to the question, but you, you Vasilyevich could01:58:52
love a beaver01:58:58
for what01:59:01
love for nothing01:59:04
I could and you're a romantic01:59:09
you were able to kiss a moose01:59:15
and you know I could, but only on the cheek01:59:21
Why not lips01:59:24
I'll be an unfamiliar moose01:59:32
the only direct frank question01:59:35
And you stuck popcorn in your nose01:59:41
Never in my life01:59:44
life is wasted01:59:48
[music]01:59:49
[applause]01:59:50
deep01:59:53
the deeper the more interesting02:00:00
and I'll tie up the bridge depending on how you are at school02:00:05
studied02:00:08
there's no harm done02:00:13
And you are plasticine with bread02:00:20
that they asked with bread, the bread is quite02:00:26
Vasilich here I look at us02:00:30
the source of life ends02:00:33
do you have02:00:34
thug there02:00:36
two trucks in the basement02:00:40
how could trucks get into the basement?02:00:45
a friend solved the problem02:00:47
Let's take an elephant here too02:00:57
[music]02:01:04
the question is why are you an elephant02:01:08
[music]02:01:10
so that the beavers don't follow him02:01:15
Let's show you what beavers are croaking now, let's go02:01:19
I'll show you02:01:22
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Finnish guests recently came to see me02:01:32
journalist We have been friends for a long time He travels often02:01:34
and now he’s going home and calls a taxi02:01:36
they tell him there are no free cars02:01:38
says: How about me tomorrow at 5 am who02:01:42
Our common neighbor Valera will also take me there02:01:44
speaks02:01:46
he'll get you home tomorrow on his02:01:50
you can easily pay for your personal car02:01:52
gas 500 dollars02:01:57
Here But they mean in the morning they go 5 am and02:02:00
suddenly this02:02:01
the driver breaks all the rules and double02:02:05
solid and red light and turn where02:02:09
you can't turn this Tima thinks everything02:02:12
We won’t arrive at the airport and suddenly Moscow02:02:15
sleeping yes And suddenly a traffic cop comes out of the ground02:02:17
joyful, you whistle with all the whistles02:02:20
violated then I'm all on camera02:02:22
recorded02:02:24
Tim sits just speechless and suddenly02:02:27
someone takes out an ID calmer02:02:29
Lieutenant Captain OBEP we are going on a mission and02:02:32
suddenly the policeman says a phrase02:02:33
the police, or rather, say the phrase that02:02:35
a foreigner will never understand says02:02:37
comrade captain Give me at least a steward from you02:02:40
morning I have my first today02:02:45
By the way, on our roads you can get motion sickness02:02:47
me and this friend of mine Tima with Finnish02:02:51
we're going to Sochi after the performance, I had02:02:55
solo concert and dozed off in the car02:02:58
We're driving down the serpentine road, and suddenly the driver02:03:00
stops the car pushes me02:03:02
Gennady Look, you might find it interesting02:03:05
the opposite side of the road is illuminated02:03:07
and there is a sad cow on the side of the road02:03:09
sad sad face lowered around02:03:12
three traffic cops stand so silently without02:03:14
I have nothing to push the driver with now02:03:18
will02:03:20
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and we went to Karelia and just sat down in02:03:25
car And fingart I want everything through myself02:03:27
feel in your country to02:03:29
write an article as they say below02:03:30
impressed and we just got into the car and02:03:33
let's go, he says we're winding around like that02:03:35
driver road from the war that the bomb is not02:03:37
hit02:03:41
since here we go and so potassium Yura02:03:45
rolled it up and suddenly in the middle of the forest there was a sign02:03:48
speed bump02:03:50
Finger Have you tried to repair it?02:03:53
The driver says there is no point in driving yourself02:03:55
justifies this is how we give it to you02:03:58
We rent to foreigners three times a year under02:04:00
by the authors you are so killed even by02:04:02
blueprints can't be built02:04:07
But there are situations when not only02:04:09
foreigners and we ourselves are surprised looking at02:04:12
what's happening we're going with this Tim to02:04:15
it's New Year's Eve for my friend Sasha02:04:18
program The TV is standing vertically and02:04:20
the whole family on the sofa watching everything sideways02:04:23
what's on TV02:04:25
Yes, grandpa caught the TV, he fell and02:04:28
now only shows vertically02:04:29
Finn says no repairs02:04:31
tried it02:04:33
Sasha says why is he showing?02:04:40
but we live like this We have inexplicable02:04:42
things in life yes Probably each of you02:04:45
I observed the situation in the morning Yes, everyone is coming02:04:49
The bus to work is already packed to capacity02:04:52
there must be some02:04:55
the man who holds on to the handrail is not02:04:57
lets go and finishes smoking02:05:06
puff to get on the bus door02:05:10
it closes and is only on the bus02:05:11
exhales02:05:15
only we have to agree with this02:05:18
to say that there is a lot of fun02:05:21
especially02:05:22
in the countryside we went to my02:05:25
relatives with this Finnish friend02:05:27
beyond the Urals I also had tours there02:05:29
We stopped by my uncle's He says How do I02:05:32
we liked it this week02:05:33
celebrated your national holiday?02:05:37
Friday is a short day02:05:42
oh, there was so much surprise there, especially02:05:45
on the third day he says I was surprised02:05:47
when I saw Uncle Kolya in the morning02:05:50
I scored a headache pill with a glass of vodka02:05:54
to my surprise he said calmly02:05:56
the stomach itself will choose the main one02:06:00
But you and I know how to hold not only02:06:02
alcohol degree Yes, but we also keep the frost02:06:06
any situations related to cold For02:06:09
we closed this proven business02:06:12
summer season in Lazarevskoye in October02:06:16
the month was cool I say people Well02:06:19
manage to take a swim at least once02:06:22
back rows voice we are from the north02:06:27
if only there was no ice on the sea02:06:32
and here people experience this degree until02:06:36
temperature strength I was in02:06:39
Karlovy Vary has one there too02:06:40
the procedure is called creotherapy if02:06:42
who doesn’t know, I’ll say this in a nutshell02:06:44
you enter the capsule and it’s 160 degrees below zero02:06:47
and come in for 15 seconds the task means02:06:51
this procedure will invigorate the entire body02:06:54
from such cold all the cells that02:06:55
slept and they begin defensive reactions02:06:58
everything works well I went somehow02:07:03
because everyone went to the inner voice02:07:05
you don't need to go there02:07:10
I come out of the capsule and a man comes out02:07:13
I'm not in a very good mood when I'm getting dressed02:07:16
don't ask inside02:07:18
in a nutshell02:07:20
Well expensive02:07:23
I live in Urengoy in my underpants02:07:27
balcony has the same effect only for free02:07:33
a foreigner by the way Gennady Why02:07:36
many people rent you at night in winter02:07:39
battery02:07:40
out of the car and carried home I say well02:07:43
firstly there are such frosts that then02:07:45
you won't start in the morning if the battery is dead02:07:49
I was on the street all night And there are such areas02:07:51
what if you don’t take it off yourself?02:07:54
they will do it for you with pleasure02:07:56
others I have a friend on a new battery02:07:59
I've been traveling and I'm thinking about not taking off for the night.02:08:01
I'll be so out of the car signal in the morning02:08:06
comes02:08:07
no signs of life opens the hood02:08:10
naturally there is no battery but it is02:08:12
upset, bought a new one, traveled for the night02:08:15
already screws it together and puts it on the hood02:08:17
poster there is no battery in the car and02:08:20
Exclamation point02:08:22
in the morning the same poster comes back only02:08:26
someone wrote with a pencil once from you02:08:28
you don't have a battery and you don't need wheels02:08:37
was leaving home He told me a good phrase02:08:41
when you remember that we are all a little02:08:43
crazy then life gets02:08:46
normal and you treat her02:08:48
I answered him completely adequately02:08:51
phrase of the mind of Rotterdam precisely02:08:54
extraordinary deeds make our lives02:08:58
more fun and socially connected02:09:00
together and I want to believe that after this02:09:03
monologue you and I at least a little bit02:09:07
got closer02:09:09
I came out with a guitar because I want to02:09:11
talk about a topic that is important to me02:09:14
you know how long I remember I always02:09:15
dreamed of becoming a singer but a theater one02:09:18
at the institute they gave me the final02:09:20
diagnosis that ruined all my dreams02:09:24
me teachers was a soloist of little opera02:09:27
theater and he told me once a girl02:09:29
when the commission arrives, don’t tense up02:09:32
you need the top notes, don’t take them, don’t push02:09:35
the bottom ones don't need to be stewed either, the middle ones either02:09:39
not yours02:09:40
According to my documents, you are listed as a singer02:09:43
in a purely advisory voice your voice02:09:46
important only when voting02:09:50
and there are many people like me And today I02:09:53
I want to provide02:09:55
everyone who wanted to become a singer is free02:09:59
microphone02:10:00
first a veteran singer is at the microphone02:10:03
movements grandfather Mitya 83 years old at first with him02:10:06
there's a chant going on02:10:11
I remember myself02:10:13
how much I wanted to sing02:10:20
arrival and departure of trains without microphone02:10:25
the ligaments shriveled, what’s up and my vision began to sweat02:10:28
I come to the doctor's eye, my son is on fire02:10:31
the sharpness has disappeared He's young after all02:10:34
women look02:10:37
As for me, there are medical schools nearby, they are from 8 to02:10:42
during classes I sit with them on the bench02:10:45
They finish at three I'm already waiting for them at two02:10:49
Here is the vision and sat down And I always02:10:52
women even attracted me to dreams like this02:10:54
I'm dreaming about it recently, I really did have a nightmare02:10:57
what I dream about son I dream that I am alone in02:11:01
women's bath02:11:02
and there are only one beauties around02:11:06
imported one is our one door02:11:10
understand02:11:11
and there are all the sexy young people and I’m among them02:11:15
there is only one nightmare the grandson says the grandfather So it is02:11:17
It's not a nightmare, it's a holiday, you are, but I'm in02:11:22
in this dream basin02:11:26
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you know what they did to me, I'm coming02:11:32
when checked, the doctor says it’s just appearance02:11:35
father, I decided, son, this is the appearance02:11:37
5 points with powder clearly sharp All02:11:41
I took a closer look at what I want to tell you02:11:45
my grandmother needs me02:11:49
I used to be weak before women, I didn’t walk02:11:55
hiding And now when I look at women02:12:00
I squint and ZIL02:12:04
I'm tired at home and I'm singing02:12:07
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the second vocalist is a representative02:12:13
bard movement you know they love these02:12:16
that's what the representatives of the exact ones call them02:12:19
science professors there are scientists02:12:23
nuclear physicists with guitars there with tents02:12:26
sing Yes, imagine what it’s like02:12:29
nuclear physicist is visiting you today02:12:31
microphone02:12:32
I immediately apologize for what I02:12:35
a little bit02:12:45
such a Scarecrow, well02:12:49
passionate ventina but women for me02:12:52
I like any of them because they all have02:12:55
a little bit02:12:56
raisins But there are so many raisins in this one, here I am02:13:00
I want to dedicate a fanson to women02:13:04
called02:13:24
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but agreed, throwing life into the reeds02:13:37
from pleasure even my ears were blocked02:13:42
gently-volu difurzuka elevator mustache Nadya02:13:46
drunk Well, what were you doing, that's how it was02:13:49
waves are sometimes for women02:13:57
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you know there are people who love02:14:06
Shafe, I have this one. I know this.02:14:08
Lyosha02:14:11
so I just sing endlessly to many of me02:14:16
friends, you're just a bastard who didn't understand this02:14:20
You'll fill any evening with your songs02:14:25
I'll sing about my colleague Well, about02:14:28
Valerka is such a drunk, I don’t drink02:14:32
it's been three days already02:14:35
be an indiscreet question for you02:14:37
tonality is important02:14:40
I see people here like me02:14:43
the main thing is the mood02:14:47
I can go without drinking all day, not because02:14:51
no money or a cold for the whole day02:14:54
maybe he'll forget about the drinking02:14:58
squirrels also really need rest02:15:01
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there are people who really love to sing02:15:06
I have a friend in my heart who lives in St. Petersburg02:15:09
still in a communal apartment but there is02:15:12
such is the unfading tradition and he02:15:15
says they have one guy in their soul02:15:17
constantly sings you know there is a song02:15:24
you know, I've been waiting for you for a long time02:15:28
And suddenly he sings this knock grandfather02:15:31
from the third room Vasil Nikolaevich you02:15:34
32 people are waiting for you02:15:37
we didn't take the beauty anywhere else02:15:43
the song is called02:15:46
what do you value02:15:50
like a mouse02:15:52
over the cheese hole02:15:55
what do you value02:15:58
like a mouse02:16:01
on the cheese hole that you strain like02:16:05
kettle on the stove02:16:07
Time to go home02:16:19
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now there will be such a sketch but I02:16:38
I warn you very, very02:16:39
unpleasant and when I did this02:16:43
performed a sketch in front of his friends02:16:45
to many I lost at once here02:16:51
find out I have bad hair02:16:56
and grandparents, mothers and myself02:17:00
I like it because I always sing for02:17:02
money02:17:04
ready to pay so that I don't do this02:17:07
did02:17:08
the song is called But why02:17:12
But why did I become an archaeologist? But why?02:17:16
I'd rather be a doctor02:17:21
sawmill looked at Zhuchka through a magnifying glass02:17:27
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and brother the whole family is rummaging around looking for scratches02:17:45
hidden by grandfather02:17:54
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So an hour and a half02:18:38
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Russian traditional02:18:55
Revolution02:19:00
girls I can't hear you02:19:03
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Friends, you know I’m at one concert here02:20:04
so played and the same reaction screams02:20:06
Bravo, well done and the loudest voice is plywood02:20:14
you were at that concert and you too02:20:17
you know, sometimes I decided to prove my point02:20:21
consistency without a phonogram Yes, yes02:20:25
then I had another case: I performed in02:20:27
Germany and there the mentality of people is not02:20:29
tuned to the soundtrack in no case02:20:33
there was even one like this02:20:35
situation, my friend moved to02:20:37
There was no way Germany and his family could02:20:38
got my nephew a job02:20:40
on the gas tank he worked there for 3 minutes02:20:44
the first minute he met the second02:20:47
for a minute he was asking questions more accurately02:20:50
one question and the third minute he’s already there02:20:52
didn't work asked the Germans a question Okay02:20:54
would anyone else in Europe Well02:20:56
to the Germans at the gas station Guys, tell me02:21:00
In what proportion do you dilute gasoline?02:21:04
so I don't screw up02:21:10
so I want to prove my point02:21:13
wealth02:21:19
at one concert like this too02:21:21
attaching voice from the audience and microphones02:21:23
then put it away02:21:42
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The guitar actually looks like a child's one02:23:12
a friend brought me an adult guitar from02:23:14
Vietnam that's from Vietnamese speaking02:23:16
For some reason they call it the biggest02:23:18
double bass but I don't know02:23:21
I was on tour in the Far East02:23:24
and before my performance in the city of Zeya02:23:27
an exhibition of our road equipment was held02:23:30
There was a lot at this exhibition02:23:32
foreigners in particular were Japanese they02:23:35
I was very impressed there were BelAZ trucks there02:23:37
you know our Kamaz trucks? Yes, there are Urals there02:23:41
the wheels are three human heights 402:23:44
Japanese02:23:47
not a single Japanese walked walked looked02:23:49
watched and in the end spoke out02:23:52
the body is Russian, just don’t think of it02:23:55
just don't build roads02:23:57
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I have a Road theme today Well on the road02:24:02
You can't live without a song, but everyone has a song02:24:04
Dear one, I have this song02:24:07
It's called Ida for the chill, I'll explain02:24:09
why am I on a train recently, this is the door02:24:12
I hear my compartment ajar in the corridor02:24:15
two men talking One talking02:24:17
you know with us02:24:19
Come on, I'm telling you In the fifth compartment02:24:21
draft02:24:27
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power Here and here and here and here you are mine02:24:36
head yes yes02:24:39
Oh yes, I gave my curly hair a chill Oh yes02:24:44
cheers are small02:24:46
Chavans Cheers02:24:52
yowled so nicely02:24:57
you know the road song, everyone has their own02:25:00
remember the coachmen still sang Yes, that’s who I am02:25:04
I want to offer you a song now, I want to offer it to you02:25:05
listened to the Lifelong Philharmonic02:25:08
tour Here the soloist of the Philharmonic drank it02:25:11
oh, you shouldn't have listened to how he behaved02:25:14
served the song called and drove on02:25:16
troika02:25:17
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third model of Zhiguli02:25:33
the king and the machine02:25:35
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rattles02:25:38
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I need falcons now02:25:43
somewhere the troika has a 1.1 engine soul02:25:51
I won’t catch up. So I’ll warm up the engine with02:25:55
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bald tires over bumps02:26:02
our men will drive away02:26:05
rattling pendants suffering from stress chat02:26:10
around the country02:26:17
I was also traveling around the country. True, they are on02:26:20
three to five here's Audi Here it is02:26:22
I was glad that the car was not my way02:26:26
This is how my friend Valera says Yes02:26:28
Well, the pendant will be Gen I02:26:30
I'll stop, I'll go out, I'll smoke, you won't02:26:32
iron he came out cigarettes can't face02:26:34
I lit him up, he's worth it, so what?02:26:37
on the road by the side of the road, a grandfather is grazing a goat02:26:40
father says what about darling who is it02:26:42
poked someone [ __ ]02:26:47
we always have the last one Yes, but02:26:50
you know the roads there are several of us02:26:52
types bad very bad surprises I02:26:56
I was in Karelia, there is one such road02:26:57
We sat down, for the first time in my life I regretted that02:26:59
he didn't have his seat belt on, let's go straight away like that02:27:01
I'm the driver saying that the road is so winding02:27:04
from the war so as not to get caught02:27:09
there is a road, surprise they built it02:27:12
on our own, oh well02:27:13
you know the trees didn't save money02:27:16
completely uproot02:27:17
just cut down flush with the road02:27:21
left there and covered with asphalt02:27:23
They almost didn’t take into account that it’s winter in Karelia02:27:27
it's so cold that the ground freezes02:27:29
one and a half meters So the stumps are climbing from the frost02:27:32
on the road and I need to go just the same02:27:36
temperature Everything has already climbed out that could02:27:38
if there is some kind of forest there No02:27:40
pay attention02:27:42
Well, I was warned, I know And with me02:27:45
there was my friend from Germany Johan I forgot02:27:47
tell him all this And we are going and he02:27:50
says Gennady that it’s getting out of the way02:27:52
what is this driver climbing mushrooms02:27:57
I would understand this joke in Holland02:28:00
Gennady We drank three days ago02:28:02
Is the Russian squirrel really that protracted?02:28:07
in short when we are at the station02:28:09
maintenance looked at his suspension02:28:11
this Johan said in perfect German02:28:14
[ __ ] woman02:28:15
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Now I understand that you have people who02:28:22
build roads and which release02:28:24
spare parts for cars they are along02:28:28
but we can surprise foreigners not02:28:31
only here on our territory but also02:28:33
there in Germany one family told me02:28:35
Volga Germans moved to Germany02:28:37
got settled, everyone found a job, and one02:28:39
such a teenager, 30-year-old Edik is no longer02:28:42
the language doesn’t teach you, you can’t place it anywhere and02:28:44
he was assigned to a gas station on02:28:46
German and he worked there for about three minutes02:28:49
they kicked me in the neck and told me not to02:28:51
I've never refueled here, my relatives say02:28:54
why was it so hard on you, what did you do?02:28:56
nothing asked one question02:28:59
I found someone to ask and asked the Germans guys02:29:03
so that I don’t go crazy, tell me right away02:29:07
what proportion do you dilute gasoline?02:29:13
at first they couldn’t understand why02:29:15
Hello, how will we do business?02:29:19
Dunky Sean as soon as we have gasoline02:29:22
we can dilute it dashingly so that you don’t rush to02:29:25
eyes and rode Quietly Besides02:29:28
it turns out more diluted and therefore02:29:32
Russia is not running out of gasoline02:29:36
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and just recently we were driving with this02:29:49
Johan in Germany I knew what they had02:29:51
the roads are very good for people but02:29:53
I was surprised when I saw it still above the road02:29:55
construction say johana is that he is A02:29:59
This is our road for animals I say02:30:02
Come on, look if02:30:05
the hedgehog on one side of the autobahn wanted02:30:08
go to the hedgehog who lives on the other02:30:10
side or Moose missed the moose cow02:30:14
relatives this is the road for them02:30:17
we were driving through Germany02:30:20
I thought it was a sin02:30:23
our poor hedgehogs02:30:30
Our hedgehog wants contraband even at night02:30:34
cross the road we got into such potholes02:30:37
Yes, the hedgehog can meet this pit in old age02:30:40
so we were driving through these potholes with this johan02:30:43
here a BMW crashes into a BMW in front of us02:30:46
The Zhiguli car and the bumper are crumpling the beshki specifically02:30:50
So02:30:51
for at least 500 euros and from there the man and02:30:55
Zhiguli girl runs out modestly dressed and in full02:30:57
the street is nervous Well, what about him?02:30:59
also slowed down And my wife told me02:31:02
Luda, I don’t listen to her, Fedya spoke to me02:31:06
It's too early for you to put your teeth in02:31:12
foreigner why is he so nervous no one02:31:14
not injured, need to call the insurance company02:31:16
agents and everything and I'm looking at this BMW I02:31:19
I say you know me, it feels like02:31:21
insurance agents are already there02:31:24
4 doors open exactly 4 exits02:31:27
such bro with German bits02:31:29
really fear02:31:31
Are they going to play baseball with him?02:31:34
I say yes before the ambulance arrives02:31:39
the German was leaving expressed to me an idea that02:31:42
I put it on notes and with this thought I02:31:45
I want to complete my travel thoughts02:31:50
There are many surprises on Russian roads02:31:53
It happens that the beat is not beaten, but also02:31:58
you have a lot of good things today, it’s not for nothing that I02:32:02
I visit you in Russia every year02:32:04
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today in a truncated state it was possible02:32:40
save only one bet02:32:52
Please give me a note02:32:54
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we need to schedule the second concert already02:32:59
in a row this year02:33:03
someone is kneading what are you kneading02:33:07
So I'll go outside02:33:13
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who was that02:35:00
was that in the notes or what?02:35:03
uncle sings, tries, you whistle, you do it like that02:35:08
no money [music]02:35:11
I'm here things02:35:13
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like this02:35:55
two movements of a stupid body02:35:58
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the evening of rest was almost ruined02:36:04
such a chic program man be02:36:07
kindly give him a spare part02:36:17
you'll pay later02:36:22
Get out of here so I don't see you again02:36:24
both you and your mother’s entire relatives, what’s more02:36:26
I didn’t see anyone at a distance of a kilometer02:36:29
said the same thing happened02:36:33
[applause]02:36:36
Sorry, I lost my nerves, accumulated02:36:40
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