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they flew from all over the country to the

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shores of the Black Sea

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seven days of competitive selection of

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150 children's teams

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one and a half thousand participants three thousand

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parents tens of thousands of songs, dances and

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jokes and only 36 teams got the

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coveted chance to fly to Moscow

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they will try to make not only their

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mother laugh they will give their all for victory and

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hype

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every weekend six teams will fight for

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two tickets next round

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children's KVN talent show this is children's KVN

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on the STS channel talent show where the best

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children's teams from all over the country

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will meet on the same stage his smirnova

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[applause]

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[music]

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[music ]

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c

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause]

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close

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super well done today on this

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stage children's teams from all over the country

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will show that their gang is the

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coolest and we will have to allow not

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only the spectators of our special guests

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today on the jury

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actor star of the TV series kitchen champion KVN

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father of many children Mikhail Bashkatov

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[applause]

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[music]

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artistic director of the children's

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film magazine Yeralash Boris Grachevsky

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[applause]

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his his

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but maybe it's in honor of the first woman as

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you can see, the children in our show are very

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erudite

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[music]

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guys, what traditions

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of condition do you have on your team? I’m sure there are

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exactly thirteen of us, they say that 13 is a

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bad number, but today we will show that it is

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possible that it will be a very good

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number, guys in superstition, don’t

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believe anything, believe only in yourself, I wish you

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good luck and send you to the stage, let’s go

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ahead

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[music]

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today you have not childishly formed

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muzyaka his mother is not on the verge of the beyond

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[music]

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people

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[music]

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that Moscow is the third Rome Kamyshlov 719

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a Jew we lost one position

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damn Serpukhov Tamara is there

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anything musically when the father

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works a day after two school

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wisdom than a pretty girl on earth

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all the briefcase of [ __ ] in the yard Seryozha,

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what are you doing, what are you doing with a tutor,

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I have already decided on my future a long time ago

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[music]

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[applause]

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on the road people will be on their feet and Permikin

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why is the child not wearing a seat belt and he is

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punished

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[music] there are

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a lot of superheroes in the world,

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well schoolchildren they are in class so

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Ivanov

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in what year was the Battle of Borodino in

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1812 in 1812 who tells it

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when people are in trouble they have nothing to answer

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when people demand he gets ready at night

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but people don’t know who it is because he

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is behind them

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and speaks in a whisper of interest I can hear you, I’m not a

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herring,

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I’m racing you again, three of them,

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I’m calling my parents and I’m a node

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pikachu witty, it’s as if

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he’s getting bored when the teacher’s forward

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forward branches are more warming up silent, what’s going on is

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coming into play,

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whatever you’re mumbling about, I’m not Pushkareva

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urist,

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all of you will now go to the director,

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hello can I have two

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stronger boys, hello Igor Semenovich,

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I’m not Igor Semenovich, I’ll come to the weak

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teacher

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on whom everything rests

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[music]

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look in all schools in the country

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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what I wanted to say in the end,

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appearances can be deceiving

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here you are let us be such sweet children

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of forty years old

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[applause]

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[music]

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Mikhail

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Lisa Boris, thank you Bolshevik, it’s

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so great that you yourself laughed

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during your speech not at the jokes

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you say it so

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directly of

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course he will say that’s not very

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professional no it’s all very nonsense

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great no don’t lose please this is

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spontaneity you are great thank you

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very much how many years have you been playing KVN how

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old is your team two months great I

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want to ask you what is your favorite

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joke your performance this is how they

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take you seriously once you have an appetite stick

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this this is very witty a joke, yes, and

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this whine is childish, but it is very

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witty, sacred to the road, new ones now,

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all your entire speech before you say

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about dwarfs, tutors for the road, in

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fact, I appreciated your humor, it’s very

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good, I know that I want to wish your

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team, this is a little confidence in the

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rest, you have everything yes, be sure,

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thank you, thank you, guys, so

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what do we have next, who do we have

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next, come on, ok, the target is tired of you in the

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outback, oh, madam, don’t leave

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us, not me, not

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your fame, and you don’t have to

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leave anywhere, because the outback itself came to

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us team outback city Oboyan Kursk

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region [applause]

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tell us about the costumes this school

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uniform these are school originals you agreed

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they will allow us

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which of the KVN stars would you like to

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meet with Galustyan Mikhail so

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you can meet him and I

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invite you now I’m sending you to the stage

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Mikhail Galustyan meets you there, everyone,

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let's show him your jokes,

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let's be honest,

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for all provincials, Moscow is a fairy tale

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and two members of our team really

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live or a swamp in the Kursk region,

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so which fairy tale was not a question,

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so imagine

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Shrek and a donkey somewhere in the village of a swamp and

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[music ]

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let's go to the disco and someone is on the way,

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well, a wolf in nighties, if not blind mice, but

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usually 310 k o great code and who did you

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fight with there, like with whom with the main enemy of

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our village with nettles,

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okay, tell me which ones are on the axis in the

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village Sophie she she came and why is she a

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princess

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but she is from Moscow, what are their bridges to learn

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names I don’t understand cotton wool chamber varnish of

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the world weakly but everyone sang since

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[applause]

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alem what are you saying what are you doing

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trying to catch a connection in this village

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Pripyat oh guys hello I’m Princess

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Fiona and you are local villages.

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[music]

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obviously I wanted to ask, I went to the store here

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and it’s closed, can’t you tell me

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what time it opens on Thursday, thank you, she’s

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also trying to catch

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no donkey tea along the way, fell in love, in short,

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I’ll go with Fiona Kulya this evening,

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you won’t succeed in the evenings, she’s

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locked up in the very the high tower is

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guarded by an evil dragon, in short, and grandma won’t

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let go, but calm down, smell so that you have

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something daddies love me to

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conquer Sheldon and give her something

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and imagined him kissing her

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[music]

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flail with a prick

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[music]

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yuna this type of defa price

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heart beats

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met a precise on our way

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[music]

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such feelings I don’t understand

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Russia

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look in person

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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I came to Moscow

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because there are no barriers to true

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love yes my brother just all organs sooner

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or later thoughts come feathers from a small

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chair

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[applause]

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[music]

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themselves recording

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[music]

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cool down like then we are here

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[music]

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so not

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with

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[music] there

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will be only one like she has to

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go further because we are performing on the

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STS TV channel

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she is eating with Freddy they don’t show your Shrek

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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him Well, how do you like the charming team

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from the city of Oboyan, they are just super, they are very

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cool, moving, and now we will

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hear the opinion of our jury,

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now we know that

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there are charismatic Armenians not just the case

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and quickly remind me what your name is, the

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young man is changing was the name is ed boon

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yes brother

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[applause]

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these are the brothers and you were just playing the

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pain synthesizer how wired

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you were you really play it and this is the

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only thing you can do no of course

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we can ask for an encore, in this

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case, to perform one of the problems

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box, come on

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[music]

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[music]

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at

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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I’m blown away, I’ll give the floor to my colleagues, the

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guys, in general, it’s great, it seems to me that’s what I

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expect from programs for

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children's KVN

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something is definitely connected with the children's

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fairy tale about the fight against nettles and about the fact that the

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grandmother dragon does not let me go for a walk because the

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grandmothers love me all these all

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these jokes they are now in my top checks

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the fairy tale was a success thank you thank you guys for

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the performance we we give way to the next

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team the children's KVN program was created

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with the support of the Presidential

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Grants Fund I have no time really once I

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shaved for so long that I came straight to the third

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[applause]

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third grade 1 life we meet the

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school team of the Bryansk region and

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how many of you are on the team 20 25

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Bryansk so many funny people

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there’s just something to joke about and every city

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can boast of it, so are you

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ready for the sake of whom I allowed 40

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kilometers, I’m waiting for the rehearsal on a

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scooter at home guys, I wish you good luck and I’ll

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see you off to the stage thank you

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[ music]

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[applause] let's

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answer the silent question hanging in the hall, there are

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25 of us in all of us, you can't even

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imagine how a support group is

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not always great, so imagine your son

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came to support his butt at the World Fishing Championship

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[music] [applause]

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[music] [ applause]

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[music] [applause]

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[music]

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don't worry, son, we'll be in time for your

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football game now only 5 am

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[music]

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[applause]

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dedicated to all the girls who watch their figure since I've been around for years

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acura

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[music]

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children really like to scare each other friend and

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this is terribly interesting, and in one school,

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so that eleventh graders did not smoke behind

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the garages, they completely removed

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these eleventh graders, one boy

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for a long time could not understand what a diameter is,

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now half of Moscow cannot understand what a

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diameter is, did

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you know that there are 6 teams at our game

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following the scores only 2 2 and 6 will pass

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choose yours was the school team of the

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Bryansk region the most fun crowd of

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whom and

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[applause]

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[music]

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but

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[music]

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[applause]

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amazing school jokes from Bryansk

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schoolchildren

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dear priest what do you say I want to

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say that it’s brilliant despite the fact

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that there are so many of you, everyone is so bright, everyone is

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just a bram of personality to me and

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there were a lot of wonderful jokes, so I can just

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say, well done

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[music]

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very powerfully

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powerful Dobryansky landing landed, it’s even

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scary to criticize you, you stand there like that and there is

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something for that Sergei is a monolith, well, here I am

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and I want to say that there’s really nothing to criticize about special

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days for which there’s really nothing to complain about,

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but it’s really just 40 kilometers before the

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rehearsal

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or it was a joke, it’s really who

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overcomes such growth and

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you have a great team and I’m

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sure you have a great future, okay,

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let’s do it again let's applaud the school

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team of the city of Bryansk the name of the

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next team I will show with a pantomime

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pantomime show the school team of

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Astrakhan again from seven years old not already

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3 not to say but well,

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let's meet the next

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team I know about Astrakhan that there are

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watermelons

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game cream and cream I recognize simple sheets

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you can eat eat

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leave the Kremlin eat the Kremlin how do

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you describe your team in three words

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more powerfully funny funny

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statuses

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I'll see you off to the stage I wish you good luck

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making everyone laugh and have a good time

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[music]

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we just have a person working on sounds in karaoke

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[music]

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[applause] [ music]

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adults sofa how old are 13 14

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[music]

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where were you when at noon pay for me

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don’t go they’ll

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drop you off from the chase don’t forget Vyborg

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parquet forgive us please grow up and

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someday

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[music]

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pargev don’t quarrel

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as my grandmother says he’s low the

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thousand hay itself merged is it Kalmyk tea

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or what do you decide what kind of

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outfit it is you yourself said an

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important event uniform

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white top black cloak actually I said

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white top black bottom

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announce the number go change clothes

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[applause]

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imagine your son returned after 1

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school day in school, what happened to

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you at school, they didn’t like you there, what do

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they promise

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[applause]

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the door, and what did you go through to be

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born, here’s a white top, a black

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gel belt, a white top, a black bottom, go

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change clothes, Masha, announce an epilogue,

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introduce the utility to the school, by chance, on a scale,

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but with a fingernail on a metal one board

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[music]

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department checks Nikolai Borisovich

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you're like okay okay and we'll buy you these

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electronic boards

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[music]

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actually I was confused

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[music]

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until the wedding and we noticed that

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bridesmaids sometimes go very

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overboard and so the ransom but only and

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if you can’t tell when your

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birthday is, well, that’s it, there’s no money all 1 and

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how much is there

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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and what would you like to say to the ring

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[music] [applause]

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here’s the white top black bottom that’s right well it’s

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late go change

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[ music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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well that was very strong in my opinion

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there are some comments I would like

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to highlight this is a charming girl

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who acted what's your name honey Nadya

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wonderful you have very accurate

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cooled down comedy and you're probably

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you will grow up to be a comedienne one hundred

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percent

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already a jarl that you don’t have time to do but the teachers

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you grow up like this they demolished with their

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energy just the very first word of the

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very first sentence just such a

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set like that came on stage super

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the only question is you

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forced me to change into a white

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top black bottom all the way another

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form, as I noticed, it’s not about the team,

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it’s about me, right, smart guy, the answer,

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in general, did a great warm-up played

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now, but well done, well done, thank you, the

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main organizer of the talent show,

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children’s KVN, an all-Russian public

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organization, the Russian Youth Union,

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beloved, but not the only one, so I’m a

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versatile artist, actor exam

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show me

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[music]

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[music]

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Misha

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okay so far the most serious girl on the

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planet comes to the stage team

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Mexico city of Vladikavkaz Republic of

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North Ossetia-Alania

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[applause] the

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first team that came to me with

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props what kind of balls tell

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your husband citan

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here is a gift wang they brought here, by

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the way, the purest Russian air,

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no one has ever given air as a gift, of course I

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wish you good luck, they are

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waiting for you on stage already here, come already

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everyone

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[music] [applause]

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[music]

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I sent

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[music]

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[applause]

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what’s wrong with me and in general you

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accept us what happened

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my father called

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like what I was doing in Moscow I

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was dancing in the Lezginka shopping center listen Alexey if

00:31:22

you are from the Caucasus you don’t have to

00:31:24

do this Anastasia alive me like

00:31:43

letta

00:31:44

[music]

00:31:52

[music]

00:31:56

[applause]

00:31:59

[ music]

00:32:00

no attack of melancholy summary

00:32:04

that I’m not appropriate anymore I won’t

00:32:14

call my grandmother that anymore 1 to 5 this game our

00:32:18

mayor promised to give us his apartment

00:32:20

now we still need to get international passports

00:32:24

Vladikavkaz attraction look

00:32:32

you’re dizzy for 500 rubles now

00:32:36

let’s go on tilt throw stones at pigeons

00:32:40

pigeons, the

00:32:48

boy at the market promised to go and

00:32:51

see if anything would come back, but he

00:32:53

never came back. You thought we weren’t found,

00:32:57

kneeling on a piece of cardboard, now you will be

00:33:06

our slave, you will listen all day long

00:33:08

like Aunt Zina. I entered the

00:33:11

faculty in a cart of such a rocket, and

00:33:17

if you don’t listen to us, we will

00:33:19

pour cheburek fat on you

00:33:32

[applause]

00:33:34

window

00:33:37

you know, friends, we are very happy to speak on the

00:33:40

STS TV channel and we would like our

00:33:42

names to be heard throughout Russia,

00:33:45

even his Veronika Sabanova Marina all

00:33:47

data leading on your feet and in the direction of stilettos Alexey

00:33:51

up brotherly KVN team Mexico

00:33:55

thank you honest positive performance

00:34:09

I especially liked the telephone

00:34:12

conversations Nastya is very temperamental

00:34:14

Alexey you will not get out of

00:34:16

this team very organically you look in the

00:34:19

company of such wonderful guys I

00:34:22

know that he is sitting hospitably people and

00:34:27

who maybe someone would like to

00:34:29

invite from the jury members can be a

00:34:33

guest of course

00:34:34

naturally Grachevsky

00:34:36

of course after Alexey and all the guys

00:34:43

managed to introduce themselves from the young man

00:34:45

and Nastya too

00:34:46

and the opportunity will present itself to the whole

00:34:47

country from she Alexey cut short this

00:34:49

wonderful chain and everyone present,

00:34:58

well done, excellent

00:35:00

Ossetian humor, thank you, there were

00:35:04

many, many good jokes,

00:35:05

all three of us liked it, but

00:35:10

as it turned out, I will go, thank you, dear jury,

00:35:14

thank you, the archive team, I envy our

00:35:18

teams, I wish I could speak for

00:35:20

someone, my shadow arises, so

00:35:24

finish it, but because who has experienced

00:35:30

the pleasure of creativity for that other

00:35:32

pleasures no longer exist beautiful

00:35:35

said oh well, finally a compliment I did

00:35:43

n’t hide that it was Chekhov and just

00:35:46

interrupted me hello guys, inflate

00:36:01

which of the famous actors would you like to

00:36:03

be on the same stage with I don’t know about the

00:36:05

guys personal company speech Khabensky but

00:36:08

from the actresses of

00:36:10

some son dear kunis

00:36:17

I just really like this actor

00:36:20

very cool feelings so me too well

00:36:24

guys I wish you good luck

00:36:26

go on stage thank you

00:36:30

[music]

00:36:36

meet me based on the most popular

00:36:39

musical of recent years school

00:36:44

[music ]

00:36:49

we are schoolchildren in Moscow every day for 2

00:36:52

hours before school, we drive here to spend

00:36:55

three hours studying here,

00:36:58

I really go and and

00:37:02

and again for three hours, well, we’re ready, we’re gone,

00:37:06

pool, glasses, languages, poems for 210

00:37:10

to learn for tomorrow,

00:37:15

well, I’ll tell you

00:37:17

[music]

00:37:20

a thousand

00:37:24

adam let's pass

00:37:28

[music]

00:37:36

hello children get up Petrov 2 why

00:37:39

I looked at your blog yesterday how to

00:37:42

deceive the teacher top 10 ways

00:37:45

okay kids we have our first lesson in chemistry

00:37:47

everyone liked it yes you want

00:37:56

guns according to the school curriculum for the next

00:37:58

four years we will be stupid

00:38:00

periodic table teach helped the place will change we

00:38:11

can jump have fun and print well, we are

00:38:15

children from Moscow

00:38:18

[music]

00:38:21

on 2

00:38:34

[music]

00:38:39

a new guy came from far away from where we will start the

00:39:00

lesson with a small logical problem

00:39:02

continue five six seven eight and all

00:39:06

one hadith about you are normal you forgot

00:39:12

about xr let's smoothly move on to the essence of the lessons, this is a

00:39:19

robot with artificial intelligence, it

00:39:21

can carry out any of your instructions,

00:39:25

I like it, I would like to control it, but

00:39:30

the figurines according to the school curriculum for the next

00:39:33

four years we will stupidly type in Word

00:39:40

tables to spend the night now it’s lunch you want

00:39:45

to be the last in line

00:39:47

guys I’m warning you I’m so hungry I’m so hungry I wish I could eat a

00:39:50

whole horse right now and I’d

00:39:55

love to, kids, hello, we’re

00:40:04

hungry for

00:40:06

something, and the figurines on the school menu,

00:40:11

we have vinaigrette and fish cakes,

00:40:20

auntie, you sing so cool, no,

00:40:24

honey, I just spilled some on my leg, why are the

00:40:30

kids not at home? to the music I'm

00:40:35

on the penis as vocals and I'm the annotations I'm home

00:40:38

and now you're not really stones tutors

00:40:43

go home nowadays

00:40:49

we sometimes didn't have time to come

00:40:54

we want to say don't let us

00:40:57

lie in childhood let us be in the media

00:41:01

rose find brought

00:41:08

[music]

00:41:09

[applause]

00:41:11

[music]

00:41:14

[applause]

00:41:17

[music]

00:41:19

seva thank you guys, this is such a

00:41:22

full-fledged musical, you presented us with

00:41:26

mature adults and I really like

00:41:29

that you, as artists, did not switch off and for a

00:41:32

second sometimes it happens like this, waiting

00:41:35

now, my line is not soon yet so so so so so

00:41:37

even according to the script, no, you

00:41:38

were in this musical, you lived in it,

00:41:41

so we just watched, as

00:41:43

if such a full-fledged sketch,

00:41:46

in which we also immersed ourselves emotionally

00:41:47

with you, so thank you very much,

00:41:49

thank you, I would have forgotten in general where I am

00:41:53

on the family, I don’t need there were

00:41:54

jokes, I just watched and enjoyed it,

00:41:57

I thought that yes, it’s really hard to be

00:41:59

Moscow schoolchildren, never to sit with a

00:42:05

stick and dig in the ground, and yes, it’s

00:42:09

difficult to find a shelf in Moscow and they are lying around and

00:42:11

the earth is expensive too, in general, yes, thank

00:42:14

you very much for this wonderful number,

00:42:17

thank you, thank you very much

00:42:19

[applause]

00:42:22

[music]

00:42:25

now we find out which 2 of the 6 teams

00:42:28

will make it to the next stage

00:42:31

[applause]

00:42:45

which go beyond it, how difficult it was for us,

00:42:49

you can’t imagine, you and

00:42:52

Mikhail can’t understand us, you have a very, very

00:42:55

rewarding job, you’re sitting watching,

00:42:59

enjoying, put it down like this that I have already

00:43:01

experienced this, you understand me,

00:43:07

thank you for the emotions that you

00:43:10

gave us today, today there are no losers,

00:43:12

not so much about the teams that will pass

00:43:14

the defense like this today, here are all the

00:43:16

winners today was like this meat grinder,

00:43:19

to be honest, children's clancy

00:43:22

and childhood passions because in

00:43:25

fact, all six teams today

00:43:27

came up very very strong

00:43:31

depending on who we choose and who

00:43:33

doesn’t make it further about please

00:43:35

continue to play,

00:43:38

be creative and make us happy

00:43:41

promise me it’s good thank

00:43:44

you thank you I wanted to say that you are all

00:43:51

really wonderful guys and I’m

00:43:54

happy that you can create and you

00:43:57

must not only create my creativity, you can do

00:43:59

it in a grandiose way,

00:44:01

really today thank you very much

00:44:03

for

00:44:05

giving us pleasure and a good

00:44:07

wonderful mood and ours from the whole

00:44:10

hall from all the viewers of the STS channel so

00:44:13

thank you very much

00:44:15

and only forward

00:44:18

and now and thank you, and now the result is the

00:44:23

next stage of the children's KVN,

00:44:27

of course, the school

00:44:33

team of the city of Astrakhan passes

00:44:36

[applause]

00:44:42

congratulations to you guys

00:44:51

and there are five teams left to choose, it was

00:44:55

impossible, we added up all the advantages and realized

00:45:00

that today, after all, the next stage is the

00:45:03

children's music classics team,

00:45:17

let's support those who dropped out of the competition

00:45:20

and congratulate the winners of the talent show where

00:45:29

children try to perform like adults

00:45:35

see you

00:45:39

[applause]

00:45:44

no older and we think we will solve our

00:45:46

problem

00:45:47

[music]

00:45:49

I’ll get there

00:45:51

if you came once

00:45:52

and

00:45:57

lived here ends

00:45:59

[music]

00:46:06

and

00:46:08

heaven with them

00:46:16

[ music]

00:46:32

[music]

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