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love very much but she is a stern

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person of the old school so that you can

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understand clearly when I first

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brought my future wife to meet

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my mother the first thing she said

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hello I'm Lena you didn't have a wife in the Down family

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- she was confused, she said, well, no, but

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we have him, we’ll get to know him, you’ll get there, and

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my dad is normal and of course there has

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never been such a person. 100

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phone recently, my brother gave her a

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new mobile phone, installed

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lots of it there so that she could record an audio

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message that she won’t learn to type.

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he tells me everything about such people, I want to

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show you this is the first message in my life from

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my mother, this is the sound of a message not being sent,

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I don’t know how she wrote it down,

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I can’t do it, I realized that

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she won’t figure it out on her own, I came to her,

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sitting in the same room with her, I’m starting and

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explain the phone

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is a training

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[applause]

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[music]

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this training I

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wish now she’s starting to

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master WhatsApp a little and every day I

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receive at least 20 messages of

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this kind 1 2 3 4

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[music] [applause] the

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next message you just need to

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listen to, it’s worth explaining yes, I asked my

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mother to take a photo with my grandmother as a

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souvenir, but in fact she almost killed her,

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okay, she’s laughing, she hit her head with her grandmother,

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and her grandmother was freaking out that I’m

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80 years old, I’m Lyuba moving for fun, a miracle

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happened 8

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that’s okay, friends, not only that, she’s

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my mother is cheerful and still tall in such a yard,

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here in every yard there was a bandit whom

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everyone was afraid of for sure, yes there was one

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like that, I had one too, your America

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was driven by a scar brick of someone

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terrible of mine I swear they you think it

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was driven by [ __ ]

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[music]

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[ applause]

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I’ll leave what he looked like, please tell me

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why he was so scary, I’ll

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tell you in short, he had a drive described, his last

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name was Piskarev, but we were small about

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inclined you, I just when you once I

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realized that I was afraid of [ __ ] all my life throughout my childhood,

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just just imagine before

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it comes one of his bandits from the arrow

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creed boys just now what

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happened a whiskey cigarette well here I

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’ll tell you in short the boys cut the [ __ ]

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[applause]

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so now we have to do with the son of the potty this is a

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whole procedure which in case of a

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positive result ends with

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me pressing the flush and the son waving his

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hand like this today I was leaving my son

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waved his hand at me I’m not sure

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[music]

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good boy Sasha hellish supermarket

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cashier needed yak army seem peak

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[music]

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under a rose went to a sex shop don’t buy yourself a

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bike keep it on a shovel

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[applause]

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powerful I’ll guess the joke is our

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normal joke from them, holding a lump, it drips to the

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equipment, but it

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doesn’t stick into the ground, I read while there

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were no people feeling it for a long time, well, okay, so the lad

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from the heart, even poor families,

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utensils, the price,

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son, if I look for Kyle’s mother, it’s so

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simple, I, I’m not Skype myself, further, so in the

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hem of the quart reaper on the bench Brad

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then the team gives me

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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to school

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seven-carry smart son Ilyusha

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ride around the chick noise and smaller tactics

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for his tea thousand sits with to the height then

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his own a little more with bitterness putting on the

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tablet of this

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and the other once with the cars you

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will go vampires you know, these are the patterns that

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slightly flopped the model

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I negotiated I don’t do select you

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have on hotels [ __ ] I can

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[applause]

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[music]

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not everything is clear but I’m not funny already 50

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thousand

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[applause]

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lying down I’m afraid I became tongue throwing sucker [ __ ]

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[ __ ] you walk I and only then two

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children who won the path to you know but it

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seems to us that the whole miniature and ours would

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show it to us would even be offensive to

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the fetus Pete nature skill with that these lasso

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bucket for what the

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governor’s face is not boats as if romance

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this report and my power

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[music]

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Vladimir what is your worst

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habit

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bald man I bite Evgeny why in

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Elista I started drinking alcohol very early

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[music]

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when Chris justifies himself but you understand

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Vasya came to us cool he also had

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discounts you were 17 17 before operator skeggi

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2222 of God's comedian he lives like this sheep and

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clipping in our eyes 8 and they you you are

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lying the film the heat I mean we are trying 1

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minute let's go Oleg Vinnik Pagan today

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hands at the station you can determine to leave the

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month of June arrived at the commandment and Michael

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Jackson and Count de Spivak by God

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god of the past and went to google and

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[applause]

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[music]

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solid

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I love you handsome man you didn’t let him

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finish reading the opponent in the background it hurt, it

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was

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a joke about a swallow dancer from memory

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they also already

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brought a headband from Costa Rica wall

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Poroshenko already 3 rocks in the army service

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street

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[music]

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[applause]

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league I love you

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the rays themselves on the schedule practically without

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saying a single joke and he doesn’t need

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jokes disturbing you jokes are not his

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for contrast that the flow on them could have already

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been part of the witcher’s dish what a

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sincere surprise that it didn’t go very

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sincere opinion everyone cut herself and all the

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good deeds a bunch of us to defeat Sergei

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told such a rickshaw priest Kinsey

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said answer

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[music]

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[applause]

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reports at a time shouted kolyba and guilty

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about the course

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[laughter]

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[applause]

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you go

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cool guy and

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you I treasure at the mouth of the river you know the drogues at Ira

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Swallows having obtained the barges now and

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fart Zhenya imitate this neighing and

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everyone’s favorite people declare let’s

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go to the concert of the group brain

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there is laziness for everyone to wait and

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fry to the clan where yesterday in a simple

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vivaro Swallow all the hour of an

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order said let's take a nice picture, I'm

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writing and bag paw come on come on Dima

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all the words for an hour and a half demo demo

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demo mosquitoes hooked up with Kim Kardashian

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at such a time limit either

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[applause]

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I [applause]

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I recently bought myself shawarma and noticed

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that the Arab who received from me the order took

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a very long time to explain and ua Rabba who

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prepared it played me one screw lived what

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is the blackness of this force and what is real for you

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with or without sauce again well then 5 [

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music] [

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applause]

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[music]

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he is smart wash half life in and change

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like that image drawings 105 p mejia

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hello

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his eyes

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[applause]

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hello

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where is the school holiday on September 1st which

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this year became the third of September

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more kurant hello to the ranks here is the

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funeral I have loans I have more

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motivation than all the parts of the cabin

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and I really love the movie Rocky because I

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was involved in martial arts and I haven’t won a single

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competition, because someone

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has to lose, but these champions and

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medalists are masters of sports, who are they without me,

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I make champions to fly to the top, you

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need spirit, courage, poor preparation, I

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saw and I don’t ask for butterflies

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myself they're leaving

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for

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[music]

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I'm 37 years old, I can't

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get used to it at all, I can't, I still

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say that I shouldn't fight, I'm just drinking,

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I know that I look like a blonde from the

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2000s who, instead of

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pumping up my lips, for some reason I pumped up my legs, but

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you you know, but they tell me that I look like

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many other famous blondes, they

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told me that I look like Britney Spears, but

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Kristina Orbakaite on Oleg violins

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[music]

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but still not 37 and you know, I

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understand that for 20-year-old guys I’m still a

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mother

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I don’t have a Stifler, I’m really a mother, I’m the mother of two

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boys, 6-8 years old, they are huge to me, and

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one day, think about it, my husband almost

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suffocated, I mixed up the need for a child,

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and I know, I couldn’t understand

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why my child was screaming, I’ve been feeding for half an hour

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[music]

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strange appearance wherever you

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look down at and what I don’t have is funny

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it’s my mustache yes because it’s beautiful I

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understand but recently I realized that when I

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smile they look like the Batman sign

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[music]

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and in life take into account all the astronauts I

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remember

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teaching me a long time ago the rocket will fly when

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necessary, the

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spacesuit with them is not worth making a noise, you need to

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get the booth and are already flying high

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song about the attack is personal and sad, I

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turned over the barbecue leaves, the only one I don’t drink

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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thank you, this is thanks to you about one of the

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Jewish

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prides if this is possible, the lives of many might

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come the hour and dad when the power of

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love leaves us

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but there is only one way out and it is impossible 100 baht 60 I

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will satisfy I a little but

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but interestingly but I noticed in the cafe

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there are very arrogant waiters, so I

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once ordered a salad I saw that the

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waiter at the end of my salad mind

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dropped a tomato there, picked it up from the floor put it

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old, you brought me the

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game, I saw how you dropped the tomato, he was

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n’t a problem and removed the tomato

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[music]

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but for the entire time that we met and

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she didn’t learn to cook what I love

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most is food, there

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were positive aspects, I

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love her cat very much, he just always meowed

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a little with admiration and we decided that

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he said he didn’t knead, but you know, when we

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decided we were having sex, I went to see you, you

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said let it be a distraction, yes, but the first thing

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time because they specially took him

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into the room with them because some kind of

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support is the main thing in this situation is not to

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get hung up on the thought we are trying to

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impress the cat but this will ruin everything

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[music] [

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applause]

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one day my father came up to me and said

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son I I want to give you our family

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business group, but we don’t have a family

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business, it will come out now you’re in charge, figure it out

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[music]

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once I screamed in a dream, my wife woke me up

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and said don’t worry, no matter what happens,

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I’ll always be there,

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and I’m kind of because of this and shouted

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[music]

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[applause]

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listen, after all, it was like you were traveling

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on public transport and someone next to

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you smelled very strongly,

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just if not, I have bad news for you

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[music]

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[applause] I

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decided that I can have sex 4 for an hour in

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a row, but in the fifth minute the theory was

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destroyed

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[music]

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[applause]

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I saw how the advertisement gluer glued the

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advertisements that were required by the nickname of the

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advertisements,

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I went up to him and said dude, don’t be stupid, I

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’m looking for a replacement

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[music]

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I, like all pensioners in Ukraine, dream of

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seeing our the Prime Minister,

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take him by the head and poke his face into

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the pension and ask who did it, who

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did it, I’ll recently register once and on

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Instagram to keep track,

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my granddaughter doesn’t eat well, well, you say, a

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pensioner, cnn streams on the wave of trends have

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generally been brought to our department

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quality checks at the doll factory,

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she I was scared, I'm going to be scared, be

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scared somehow differently, I'm frying the tender one, I'm

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watching how now my mother will explain

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that with the help of the party we earned

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money while working, one of the cleaners

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thinks he's too much of himself, you're fired, go

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ahead lesson 7 boards my pav your mother

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so take the boards with them come on don't

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whisper

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the boy came to the matinee in a very

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cheap suit hello vital

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[music]

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director of the Vaseline plant Sergei

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Aleksandrych gives a check

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[music]

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men setting throw bricks fields I

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throw you accept

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Mikhalych school Mikhalych school Kolya

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knee

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[music] [

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applause]

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the dragon attacked the village but he

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ran out of fire

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[music]

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in short, I’m married, my wife is wonderful,

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she has only one minus, she’s a Buryat and I’m a

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Likud, but what’s the difference, I still

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think that we are behind the cheeks from the ipad a joke

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especially for Zhenya prostitute oh here she is

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without a fire ambu on well and teper who am I

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extraditing and that I didn’t come in she said - I will

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hear but only put on a here it is in

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the middle with the scoreboard prostitute would be the judges well

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veyam prostitute prostitute but Igor only we

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paid normally and girls like to

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ask stupid questions somehow the

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girl looked like a film she rises

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passes no I'm on fire I'm going to the toilet

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to get myself something

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[music]

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after I often walk the dog because

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my girlfriend promised for look after him

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like our Chihuahua dog or how

00:23:36

my grandmother and Hua are on fire

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Chihuahua fun wonderful dog eyes

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these skills seem to me yes God came up with

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what home looked something missing in

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this beautiful dog raised set the

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move ideal creature continue real

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constantly looks surprised

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constantly changing and love to play a game with him

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like I’m bringing him some kind of

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shocking weight his name is Jim I

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come home beliji Mitya heard the dollar exchange rate

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flax has grown and if you take, well, by and

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large, guys have much less

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clothes than girls, you can even

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look at it all sorts of crime chronicles

00:24:12

if it’s true and a woman disappears they write a

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woman who looks to be 40 45 years old is missing, height

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170 centimeters

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from a man disappears they write a missing man

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was dressed in blue jeans, a black jacket

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[music]

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everyone was so many thought that you were 2

00:24:30

drunks left and others think so it

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zabbix and lush I will answer

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where the girls were absolutely food court

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imagine that Vitali Klitschko is standing in front of you

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] I

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used to work in the mail sciences,

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now you understand why the budget frenzy

00:25:32

actually takes them a long time to deliver to the patient for so many years and she

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is learning to find the positives in her diagnosis

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when she was walking down the street, tired, took off her cap while

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she caught her breath, 100 hryvnia for God's sake

00:25:47

[applause]

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my brother says that I live by illusions, but

00:25:58

my mother says that I don’t have a brother, it’s

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just a new day,

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please applaud the girls who has a not

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beautiful girlfriend, just honestly, well,

00:26:12

guys, who has girls, who is

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not flopping now, you have bad news for you,

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let me figure it out, I graduated from the

00:26:21

Pedagogical University, my group

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had twenty-four girls, I was the only

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guy, I was the only seagulls in

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a team whose mood

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was more or less stable throughout the month,

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I received a specialty as a

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teacher psychologist, a

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foreign language teacher, it’s

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strange that we were not

00:26:37

written off from the faculty and the meat cutter and sound engineer, you

00:26:40

know, we had to go to the

00:26:42

pool for physical education, I’ll tell you only

00:26:44

me and Snoop Dogg were with so many

00:26:45

naked women in the pool

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but Snoop Dogg they were without these stupid

00:26:48

hats from the phones, you know, did you pay

00:26:50

attention

00:26:51

[applause]

00:26:54

my last name is Kir Dun fart and you know, I

00:26:58

really thought about taking a pseudonym when I

00:27:00

was in school, but Bilan was Bilan, he

00:27:03

changed one letter and became Bilan if

00:27:05

I changed one letter it would not be so

00:27:06

cool, yes, that is, you know, families

00:27:11

call each other by last names among the

00:27:12

Ivanovs, the anniversary of the Frolovs said

00:27:14

hello to you, the terbuns will come to you, don’t you

00:27:16

think that sounds threatening,

00:27:18

and if you don’t return our money to you

00:27:20

my farts will come

00:27:23

[music]

00:27:29

and here’s my dad, he’s a super hero, he’s like

00:27:33

Captain America, but he’s a foreman at the

00:27:35

factory, and his superpower

00:27:37

is that he doesn’t have any

00:27:38

fumes, no matter how much he drinks, and

00:27:42

he’ll only smell like vodka

00:27:44

if he’s using it he can wash himself, he can drink

00:27:46

until 8 am and by that morning be at

00:27:49

work recently

00:27:56

[music]

00:28:00

writes skoda worked Dima made me laugh yes

00:28:07

yes, can you use a larger camera brothers I

00:28:12

don’t see anywhere here we rarely read the data from the

00:28:16

questionnaires to be honest out loud here it is written

00:28:19

which you fill out yourself what do

00:28:21

friends call it novelty black donkey there is

00:28:24

such a why why because I'm black

00:28:28

and a donkey

00:28:32

I often watch Indian films

00:28:34

I'm just amazed for me any

00:28:37

Indian films so comedy just there

00:28:39

recently I watched such a moment a bullet

00:28:42

hit a man's forehead and he didn't die he was

00:28:45

upset due to the fact that

00:28:48

[music]

00:28:52

and this is a worse Idiski film in only

00:28:54

Indian TV series,

00:28:55

my features for you about the series there is something with that

00:28:58

you there the strangest thing is that after

00:29:00

every word intriguing

00:29:02

music starts like

00:29:03

sanjar bender yes I have diarrhea

00:29:13

[music]

00:29:14

[ applause]

00:29:20

I study in Russia and the

00:29:23

stereotype about Tajiks pisses me off, I’m just offended by the fact

00:29:25

that we Tajiks are associated with

00:29:27

setup workers with janitors sleeping

00:29:29

and makers,

00:29:30

and recently my classmates

00:29:32

gave me a spatula for my birthday, a personalized spatula, and

00:29:37

then a year later a cover for the spatula and that’s it

00:29:40

myself on Instagram before

00:29:41

Instagram I'm Steve people who

00:29:43

add a photo and write a quote I recently

00:29:45

saw a photo of an ass and there was this

00:29:47

quote it doesn't matter what's on the outside, what's important is what's on

00:29:50

the inside

00:29:53

[music]

00:29:54

[applause] I

00:30:00

recently saw a photo of an ass and there

00:30:04

was the inscription

00:30:05

girl without an ass since the bird has no

00:30:07

wings that I think that the girl is in yellow

00:30:11

because the bird has no ass yes this is my

00:30:13

quote you use

00:30:16

[music]

00:30:24

God exists

00:30:26

with the arrival of spring among the Ukravtodor workers

00:30:28

and he flies out with dental fillings [

00:30:31

music]

00:30:36

also we have a child and here we are a

00:30:39

new much kumho appeared recently

00:30:40

called take the child to kindergarten I didn’t

00:30:44

think there would be any tests

00:30:46

I’m coming they ask me did you poop I

00:30:49

dishes

00:30:51

[music]

00:30:58

also with the child we recently

00:31:01

bought and fluff a small cool one

00:31:02

and according to him again the game is called cafe in

00:31:05

than by chance I’ll explain, you sit down at the table

00:31:07

and play along, eat, no, play along, that I’m paying

00:31:09

alimony for this, I play along,

00:31:11

sit down on give a crumpled piece of paper, well, like,

00:31:13

choose it and it’s as if I wouldn’t get confused, the

00:31:16

red wine of the lobster is worth the mark of frying, the

00:31:18

child brings me a pass of

00:31:20

mass-produced sausages, but a taxi service is

00:31:23

shorter than open I greedily started

00:31:25

writing to Kiev the child is crying the wife saw

00:31:27

says 1090 you can not eat in this

00:31:30

cafe the [ __ ] here service

00:31:33

[music]

00:31:34

[applause]

00:31:42

where the guitarist said God is not only

00:31:44

among the girls he is in Baku everyone in the company as a

00:31:46

whole because only we know the beginning of the

00:31:48

second verses of the song is a serious fact,

00:31:50

but I’m not even talking about English

00:31:53

songs yet, but there it’s good if your friends

00:31:55

in the company know at least one word and

00:31:57

they sit and wait for it the whole song,

00:31:59

the rest of the time they just hammer

00:32:02

someone with incomprehensible sounds like let’s say

00:32:13

together before

00:32:22

this guys excuse me

00:32:26

from mighty I'm a schoolboy and I live with my

00:32:30

mother and grandmother it's the first time there

00:32:32

when a guy with two women is

00:32:33

not happy about this at all you know

00:32:40

1 ohm I like

00:32:43

I like to be in the room

00:32:45

who is with my grandmother yes she is in Russia there are

00:32:47

two of them yes Me and the jackdaws in our group are

00:32:51

not that big of a difference in age and

00:32:53

services like I perform in St. Petersburg with

00:32:55

stand-up in different clubs. I’m also glad

00:32:57

that we have our own club at home, my mother is

00:32:59

responsible for Dr. Scott Sada’s expense,

00:33:01

on the contrary, that is, the usual up to expense is

00:33:03

when if you are poorly dressed you can’t

00:33:05

enter the club here you can’t leave the

00:33:07

club you understand the requirements of this gift

00:33:09

skoda are very high so that you understand

00:33:11

mom is now thinking I’m taking out the trash

00:33:13

you understand this kind of [ __ ]

00:33:17

[music]

00:33:23

here we have a Jewish family grandma in our

00:33:27

home the main person in our house is

00:33:29

the family doctor, she has a higher medical

00:33:31

education from the first channel, she

00:33:33

can already convey a segment in a row great with

00:33:36

Elena Malysheva

00:33:37

and therefore the family in our house already

00:33:38

has a system of themed days, that

00:33:41

is, if the baby she talked about

00:33:42

the liver, it means that today all the problems are with

00:33:44

the liver if you have stomach problems today,

00:33:47

if you told your baby about

00:33:49

circumcision, then I started with a friend before

00:33:53

[music]

00:33:54

[applause]

00:34:01

a little feminine humor I am very

00:34:03

amused by girls who have a complex

00:34:05

about the fact that they have small breasts,

00:34:07

personally, I don’t worry about this at all,

00:34:09

no breasts there are no complexes, on

00:34:12

the contrary, small breasts are

00:34:14

saving, I bought a bra in the seventh grade and it lasts

00:34:16

for many years

00:34:19

[music]

00:34:26

I work as a waitress and I have been working as a hose since I was

00:34:29

15, I got a job very easily, I came and

00:34:30

said hello, do you need waitresses, yes,

00:34:32

great, when you leave tomorrow,

00:34:34

tell me 15, it’s okay I’m often

00:34:37

late, no problem, I wonder

00:34:38

where is the threshold after which they don’t don’t hire

00:34:40

for this job, like I’m 15, no

00:34:42

big deal, I’m blind, well, you go out at night

00:34:48

and 1 a very beautiful girl works, Anya,

00:34:51

and recently they

00:34:52

left the

00:34:54

inscription I won’t forget your tits on the banknote for which they paid and it so

00:34:56

happened that this bill ended up in my

00:34:58

paycheck the next day, I

00:34:59

paid very heavily with a guy in the

00:35:01

store and I once ended up in the police and

00:35:10

I and there was one researcher of everything and

00:35:13

he said Shchukin, look no one

00:35:15

knows that we accepted someone give me checkers

00:35:17

to three wins and I'll let you go I

00:35:20

beat him dry didn't let her down at first I was

00:35:22

happy and now I'm scared that I'm

00:35:24

not the only one like this maybe it was and so Eremin Wednesday is a

00:35:26

maniac yes look no one knows

00:35:29

that I caught you let's checkers to three

00:35:31

wins I I'll give you the address of 1 product that

00:35:33

won me dry

00:35:34

[music] did you

00:35:38

find the area of the funnel tank with children

00:35:41

in the circus we will do suffer laugh

00:35:51

correctly suffer mini 2 credits credit

00:35:58

for credit

00:36:02

[music]

00:36:04

[applause]

00:36:09

Virastyuk in the strip club

00:36:11

yes baby yes

00:36:16

[music ]

00:36:19

[applause]

00:36:20

it was

00:36:24

hello I can’t talk I’m at work the very

00:36:38

fact surprises me that someone is

00:36:40

watching this process

00:36:44

look prostitute photo of grandma

00:36:50

will you extend it for another hour or

00:37:02

riseberg There

00:37:09

are more and more of them they are

00:37:12

no longer adapted to normal life,

00:37:14

they really need your support, a

00:37:18

rehabilitation center for those who didn’t

00:37:21

make Evgeniy Koshevoy laugh

00:37:23

[music]

00:37:28

my name is Sasha Danil I live with my

00:37:31

parents, I’m 20 years old and you

00:37:33

know the most difficult life with parents is that it’s

00:37:35

impossible to organize parties,

00:37:37

while parents arrange them when for

00:37:39

although you know, and if you drank a little and

00:37:41

came home, then you’re all drunk at once, you

00:37:43

bastard, if your parents come drunk and

00:37:46

pooped, it’s just that mom’s arm is broken,

00:37:48

dad’s clothes are torn

00:37:50

[music]

00:37:56

and you know, I’m getting married soon and I started to

00:37:58

think about death a little, so I

00:38:00

thought, damn, what if like when I die,

00:38:03

no one will come to my grave, I

00:38:05

came up with a brilliant solution and I

00:38:07

’ll put a barbecue on my grave, you know, so that

00:38:10

my friends get a pit bull, it

00:38:17

turns out he’s a very domestic animal, he

00:38:21

lives in my apartment and I’m on the street

00:38:25

[music]

00:38:28

as you understand and a broken family, so my

00:38:32

mother

00:38:33

screamed at me, son, go eat the bottom of the window

00:38:35

as the top of a plum

00:38:40

[music]

00:38:44

recently I called a girl for a taxi, she came out

00:38:48

for 108 hryvnia, I asked to add my

00:38:52

8 hryvnia and go by minibus

00:38:57

[applause]

00:38:59

[music]

00:39:03

recently I played hide and seek with a friend

00:39:06

I couldn’t find him and started making friends with others and

00:39:12

[music]

00:39:14

I said

00:39:16

[applause] I

00:39:20

finally got a bonus card in the

00:39:22

store, everything is 5,

00:39:26

now for me everything is 4 8 st1

00:39:31

[music]

00:39:33

and in general, all these trips are also very

00:39:35

dangerous. I have an acquaintance here who went on a

00:39:36

hike and says he removed 11 ticks,

00:39:38

five of them from that very place,

00:39:40

you understand, yes, understanding that they

00:39:43

were sitting on top of each other,

00:39:44

I heard about this very place and you

00:39:53

know, I have such a neighbor, grandma,

00:39:56

just like you you know, these are

00:39:58

Natasha, of course I’m sorry, maybe I’m

00:40:01

interfering with my own business, but I saw you here

00:40:02

hanging your underwear over ours that you’re wearing

00:40:04

thongs, yes, you’re right, you’re interfering with none of your

00:40:08

business, how did she even see them there? I saw her

00:40:10

hanging them especially on them, but now I live with my

00:40:16

grandfather, no, with mine, with my people, I

00:40:19

felt like I came to Kiev and I

00:40:21

needed to get a foothold, no, I live with my

00:40:23

grandfather, and he once asked me to

00:40:25

buy him a bottle of wine. I came to the store, I went to the

00:40:26

checkout and remembered that I forgot

00:40:29

to feed the cat. I come back and here I am standing

00:40:31

in the supermarket on the tape I have

00:40:33

a bottle of wine and a pack of whiskey from the outside it

00:40:36

might seem that I was about to hit the

00:40:38

cat before

00:40:40

[music]

00:40:41

[applause]

00:40:46

recently I was walking down the street and met two

00:40:48

close twins,

00:40:50

but the funny thing is that one was normal

00:40:52

2 prim fat I thought they could have

00:40:55

fun trolling people in a

00:40:56

public toilet

00:40:57

first the bigger one comes in then

00:41:00

runs out 2 grid I thought I wouldn’t have time

00:41:03

serious guys in the second one to go in

00:41:11

listen and recently I was on a train I

00:41:13

didn’t notice this before but think about it in the

00:41:15

train in the toilet a pipe cleaner is tied, it would seem that this is

00:41:20

not the thing that you want to steal, yes,

00:41:22

but since they tied it, it means there were cases, someone was

00:41:26

probably driving fast like this, so it’s

00:41:28

ugly with empty hands, yes, pastel

00:41:32

already give thanks, don’t let’s

00:41:42

present the article to the radar at our

00:41:45

own concert, quietly set the

00:41:47

knee

00:41:49

[music]

00:41:56

[applause ]

00:41:57

[music]

00:42:00

in the yard a boy was foaming at the mouth, proving

00:42:03

that his dogs did not have rabies

00:42:05

or the object was training at home for 7 God

00:42:14

[music]

00:42:15

[applause]

00:42:19

give the address on the pirate site, how are you

00:42:22

doing well, you

00:42:25

can see that you are not sick with anything, there are no neuroses,

00:42:30

probably good in the image before you I won’t I won’t I’m

00:42:34

like that You’re like that I’m like that Yes, well,

00:42:38

you’re just a lighter

00:42:40

for the service earlier the rhythm of it can’t stop

00:42:44

you

00:42:45

Yes, well, well, the soul of the company When I

00:42:49

was in the eighth grade, I went to the arrow, they

00:42:51

called me there, a dude from a

00:42:54

parallel class, I got it in my

00:42:56

class was the very first in strength, and I was

00:42:58

the very first in my class on the list, and

00:43:00

so it turned out that it was a very

00:43:03

well organized event,

00:43:05

I was notified a week before the start and

00:43:08

many people came to share with me

00:43:10

classmates, the society above was

00:43:17

subtly notified weeks in advance, things were not going well

00:43:22

with I'm in a good mood, thank you, I

00:43:24

recently talked with my

00:43:27

teammates

00:43:28

and they discussed such a delicate topic,

00:43:30

sizes, but you understood what in general, and now

00:43:35

they greatly exaggerated there 5

00:43:36

says 18 says so 19 3 says 19 2 the

00:43:40

most interesting thing is that no one lowered the

00:43:43

body, it was leveled or raised when it

00:43:46

reached 25

00:43:48

it was my turn

00:43:52

[music] they

00:43:58

fly everywhere for complex look what’s

00:44:03

lit on the board so look I was

00:44:14

once given a Bengal cat but it’s not

00:44:17

like we set it on fire for the New Year it’s made of

00:44:19

cinnamon no it’s Bengal by

00:44:22

nature and this and recently wear so

00:44:25

this breed costs the same as 4

00:44:27

minutes on this show and it has this

00:44:30

amazing property: every time he

00:44:31

looks at you you

00:44:32

feel like [ __ ] I’m a fairly

00:44:39

decent person but I also behave

00:44:42

decently when visiting once when I was

00:44:43

visiting I peed in the sink

00:44:46

because that I went there was not one trace, I

00:44:48

went to visit a friend and he has a toilet on

00:44:51

the street, to get into it you need to go

00:44:52

through the dog and I explain this to him,

00:44:55

Andrey says, in principle, you can

00:44:56

go to the sink, he’s uncomfortable for me,

00:44:59

don’t calm down, my dad says every night

00:45:01

they did this and in general I went and in

00:45:05

the process I feel that

00:45:07

someone is standing behind me, I turn around and it’s his

00:45:09

dad who is standing there, he sees the real thing and he

00:45:12

looks at me and says you’re afraid of the dog

00:45:17

[music]

00:45:23

so I noticed that Belarusians

00:45:26

when they come somewhere they are already

00:45:28

loved everywhere there is no such type as what the

00:45:31

Belarusians saw, well, these

00:45:32

fair-haired partisans crawled out of their forests

00:45:34

now they will use our women and

00:45:36

it’s all just because

00:45:39

no one ever expects any threat from Belarus as a country, we are

00:45:41

such a forest gump on a bench in the middle of

00:45:43

Europe, we’re sitting there, sometimes they

00:45:45

sit down, I ask whose Crimea is about mine,

00:45:48

in response, life is like a box of chocolates,

00:45:50

each candy is like another me,

00:45:56

it’s more rhinitis, I’m a funeral song doesn’t

00:46:02

lift my spirits this time, I

00:46:11

don’t worry about my performance in dogs at all

00:46:13

at school you stand crucified the gallery laughs

00:46:15

nervously looking back at the clock

00:46:18

you feel the creator, someone would

00:46:19

make faces and only 1 couple would sit with a

00:46:21

smart look batan and

00:46:28

after we squeezed out the Crimea the

00:46:31

word flint appeared in the German language

00:46:33

meaning first to give and then to take away

00:46:35

in ours hide

00:46:37

and so I, too, was asked to introduce new

00:46:39

verbs for example, with age, the hair on

00:46:41

everyone’s head is porridge and blowing

00:46:45

[music]

00:46:47

[applause]

00:46:49

giving birth right away, he didn’t warn that

00:46:56

he was immediately ready to give everything up, so I

00:46:57

want to make you happy, you agree, of course,

00:47:00

guys, what will happen today today there will be

00:47:04

improvisation

00:47:05

we need locations where it is at least any

00:47:09

choose any location toilet in prison

00:47:13

[laughter]

00:47:19

get up and open this very friend and your door I open the

00:47:24

Stasov key, putting the key in, your keys fell

00:47:30

I open the door the cat was on the

00:47:36

door from the anti-aircraft guns

00:47:40

[applause]

00:47:44

soon I'll give my hands back boss what

00:47:48

happened it's my birthday hand

00:47:50

back

00:47:51

match outside day handcuffs received

00:48:00

[applause]

00:48:11

such a prison

00:48:14

Gaidar Bank here's a gift for you

00:48:18

boss I can ask you to help

00:48:22

help us a little

00:48:24

life we put headphones on you you won't

00:48:27

know what the situation is who you are

00:48:29

you play and what happens you will

00:48:31

play this situation with Vova and I will be

00:48:34

your prompter am I will tell you what

00:48:37

you need to say and how it seemed to you

00:48:39

that I am talking about articulates

00:48:41

and answers Vova we choose a location

00:48:45

until he hears yes he will not know

00:48:47

anything let's cut off the same thing

00:48:51

Igor want you to come up with a location let's

00:48:53

in the back seat of the minibus

00:48:56

young man can I have your ticket I

00:49:01

have no money I have no money

00:49:07

some kind of ID card how are you driving

00:49:09

in general I am a pensioner that I am a pensioner yuppie

00:49:22

[music]

00:49:23

words and so I repeat I I can’t

00:49:39

repeat this is an elephant, stupidity, shocked from

00:49:44

often what do you think I said, but I

00:49:46

will enter him, well, once again, let’s put this on

00:49:53

now, let’s just check it, just

00:49:55

check it, yes, I’m a pensioner, I

00:50:02

[applause]

00:50:04

who are you, an engineer

00:50:10

500

00:50:12

is the last name, I got it, this is the last name something

00:50:16

works how are you Vlad Vlad oh you are a

00:50:21

pensioner and where did you work in the metro in the

00:50:27

metro he let me put you on a

00:50:30

first class minibus we have

00:50:33

first class for pensioners let's go of course

00:50:35

sho of course ovary

00:50:40

and you know they worked as a nickname tell me do you

00:50:45

have at least some sho something to give me 5

00:50:48

hryvnia 5 hryvnia your office is in your bag you have an

00:50:53

iPhone like this

00:51:00

[applause]

00:51:12

[laughter]

00:51:14

[applause]

00:51:25

here is yours, but now there is only

00:51:28

talk like walls

00:51:29

life just hold on to the frosts

00:51:31

hold on bro not on the first phrase fly away

00:51:36

let's location the water them where where giving

00:51:40

this in the pool come on so a

00:51:53

man I understand without swimming trunks and that's why

00:51:57

you do that

00:51:59

why are you without swimming trunks this is the locker room I

00:52:06

called it what you called it I

00:52:17

came to swim I came to swim

00:52:20

[ laughter]

00:52:27

[music] [applause]

00:52:38

[laughter] [applause] [

00:52:44

applause] my

00:52:53

mother calls me and says you’re already in the

00:52:55

evening without dialing, I’m going for a walk and I don’t

00:52:57

understand where she’s on the table, I’ll be there,

00:52:59

look there that everything was fine this time

00:53:01

moment and I caught myself thinking that

00:53:02

now my mother and I have switched places with

00:53:04

age, now I control her, you know,

00:53:06

not so much of course that I

00:53:08

come I think it will work, I say just a little

00:53:10

march home, I urgently need to talk with my retinue

00:53:11

about who is not there, but I’ll

00:53:13

throw a jacket and condoms recently she she

00:53:15

introduced me to him and at dinner I turned on the

00:53:17

head of the family and almost asked who I

00:53:18

work, only my parents seriously recently

00:53:26

went to the sea as savages, savages, not in the

00:53:28

sense of in tents, in the sense of with friends from

00:53:29

the niqab, just look, and that’s what you call

00:53:31

people who take 8 liters of cognac with them on vacation

00:53:33

this is so that on the first day

00:53:35

I don’t buy anything, I was with a friend on the

00:53:37

beach and we stood next to the corner there

00:53:39

were spa treatments and one of the services was

00:53:41

peeling with fish, you will force your feet into the

00:53:43

aquarium, the fish pinch the top layer of

00:53:45

skin, my friend stood looking at this for a long time

00:53:46

at some point he said listen,

00:53:47

if you put your farm in there, how will the

00:53:50

fish behave? I’m saying that is,

00:53:53

how those around you will behave.

00:54:19

seconds kit

00:54:22

[music]

00:54:24

not naked it’s easy to make you laugh cleaning deeds

00:54:27

will relate to the arrival of the

00:54:31

reprise is sea relevant

00:54:34

and it will happen don’t forget the

00:54:37

well-fed ones grab your eyes weakly

00:54:39

make you laugh under

00:54:40

we have here

00:54:42

00:54:44

[music]

00:54:45

ares

00:54:46

[applause]

00:54:52

mixtures

00:54:53

clear

00:54:54

ipad

00:54:57

Moscow

00:54:58

[music]

00:55:03

well . don't use kitchens

00:55:05

[music]

00:55:06

[applause]

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