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КВН Хара Морин / Сборник выступлений

КВН Хара Морин / Сборник выступлений

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[applause]

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[music]

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comrades, wait, you will understand what kind of

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song this is, shiber akval, what else is it

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not cancer, love, we are the USSR national team, we need to drink

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Soviet songs, let's

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learn an amazing level from the goddess,

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go or

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dear ends, you can be the

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first to congratulate the USSR team

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Fidel Castro himself arrived

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[music]

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we are here

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- without amiga Alexander

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partisan Guzman I pray Senor Chubais and the

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national team

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absolutely

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but the script is the CIS national team and saved the joke

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see they teach a ban of persons or a pun on the primitive

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[applause]

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Senor Chubais and became grandiosa plans and

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Stas on the chopping block crutches cube

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I ultima for tea Tusanem Chubais from the beam they

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cut down the goats

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miosis Alexander Vasilyevich estas knife about

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brother with ale on the boar Anton percentage of

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rumba news & Stas on forces the

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president Adela KVN for lips

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Comandante Ernesto supported smash

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candidacy from this start then fiedel

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estas la president for KVN for cube

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Guevara for 100 and 100 famous for the president and the

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Premier League

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[applause]

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first

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darling with darling KVN you are

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ruled by a charismatic Komsomol member body

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[music]

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I love you KVN poems poem megaphone

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my phone rang

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who is speaking

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[music]

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color and more Moscow poems from the

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time of troubles I like them at home

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Titov but Sheremetyevo they sewed motive

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[music]

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and finally Degas creation hope my

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years are running and will it be 17 because my blood pressure is

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60 to 20

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[music]

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friends from Leningrad will bring a festive note to our performance Polina and

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Mitya

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we came up with a funny one about

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Alexander Vasilyevich Maslyakov 1

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rating Alexander Vasilyevich in the forest

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Alexander Vasilyevich Alexander

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Vasilyevich and the

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next scene is Alexander Vasilyevich the

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giant

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[applause]

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Alexander Vasilyevich

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[music] the

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next scene is not about Alexander

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Vasilyevich as much as possible about Alexander

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Vasilyevich the wounded beaver

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I’m a beaver,

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I’m wounded, help me Alexander

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Vasilyevich

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[applause]

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comrade Grisha and Sunny Armenia are reaching out to the microphone in orderly rows,

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I honestly have an announcement

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you want family happiness,

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well-being of harmonies, the center of almost

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artificial insemination of Dr.

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Khachatryan is waiting for you

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soon at the first he left but promised to

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return and not alone and with your friends,

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watch on the first Eleven Friends Ocean's

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shaft with a

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mixer wet pages of history

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November 8, forty-eight years ago on this

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day, Samantha Fox was born, her

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chest-deep image in the late 80s

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forced

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Alferova's calendar and a picture with bulging

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kittens out of Soviet homes, the

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President of Turkmenistan Saparmurat Niyazov

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took away the gas and cotton from the Turkmen oligarchs

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that he gave them a year earlier,

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as they say, God added

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today in the ninety-sixth year of his life

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no no no it’s tomorrow, sorry, and

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finally scientists have established that

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football fans have only two hobbies in life,

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this and

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football, the

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one who sings walks in life he will

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never and nowhere be lost for you sings

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Elton John

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[music]

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if to this day we

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would walk without one under was the author but

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this would be thunder

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let's guys pores

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and

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[music]

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she

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and [music]

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and

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[applause]

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another musical congratulation

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is sung by Alla Pugacheva

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tu tu do do do do

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boom-boom-boom-boom

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the river bus quietly stood up and unnecessary

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words my words lil

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[music]

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and [applause]

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well,

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both

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senors

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now

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what has never happened on the KVN stage is the

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best a parody of Vlad Stashkov

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[music]

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to discuss why

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[music]

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you can stop it is quite clear the best

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threshold does not happen because I performed the

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very polish of his jab not the light and

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[applause]

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friends with my brother KVN

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Alexander Vasilyevich my appeal

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[music]

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but also to finally to finish you off by saying

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that we have the best parodies now a

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parody of the super singer of this and this

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century Soso Pavliashvili

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[music]

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my life

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thank you

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my life is like roulette

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try it.

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he stops jackie o

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is afraid

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[applause]

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[music]

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composition she is not inclined not to continue the layer

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that it was himself with father Pavliashvili

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[music] the

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first on this stage a pensioner will ride

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on roller skates juggling with burning axes

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we meet

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[music]

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I’m not ready for

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special with 100 It’s better and the paws and the throat

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are better, let’s, I’m burnt out,

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please don’t korzhakov’s prayer speed up,

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I’ll wield the taste

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if you don’t come out now, I also won’t

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get through the number of the meeting than Vladimir

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Vladimirovich is right, let’s hurry up

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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Jesus swept

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for the second time over the past 10 years, Boris

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Nikolaevich is very sorry for you, so come on, I don’t

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say exactly which

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pensioner

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refuses to go out, Putin and Lukashenko

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won’t go either, I especially won’t go johny

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johny that Agalakova, having survived, is already a

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professional, please, well, something

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mail

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Zhanna Agalakova first channel especially

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for KVN, wait, wait,

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okay, we’ll handle it ourselves, we’re not arguing with the

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USSR

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[music]

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burn-burn

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[applause]

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for Paris Nikolai Skorik, it’s

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good for anyone to announce that the

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festive business card of the USSR national team

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Popkova is over, but remember when we all

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lived before in the USSR we thought that the krona

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was batteries or Adobe was cigarettes, but I’ll take it

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straight before, they smoked and now they’re

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expelling them from the big one, and

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remember

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jeans used to be difficult to buy and

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now to sell, but the most important thing is

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that before people understood each other

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perfectly, but now they have to

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second time army commander in pieces and

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in places

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[music]

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today

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[music]

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for the price

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and

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panasonic

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and

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[music]

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these tribes

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[applause]

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[music]

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higher

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[music]

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and

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yes

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[music]

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[music]

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on the air satirical program wick

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[music] there

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are only two channels here in the USSR, the

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first one is this one and on the first channel the

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program is airing the wick program loops on the

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second the ambassador of

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the cdr is now speaking and it would be more logical to watch you

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program 5 yes yes yes yes the editor is

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writing to us from an angry resident of Perm yes I am

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writing and stitches why in our house there is

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no hot water and we see it is

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poured in, look for your mechanics,

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winter, what to castigate negligence, bureaucracy

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and the film crew,

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having enlisted the support of the city committee,

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armed with the pen of satire, came into

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room 2 and I, as the head of the chief office of

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Perm, confirm to Vadim the presence of the

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lack of hot water, who is to blame

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Ural coupling lacunae group

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name but not that he put brass in his hands

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fire and the film crew took it with them

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on the road and so

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Magnitogorsk arrived very quickly and I, as a supplier,

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cheers coupling pipe did he put his sword I

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explain brass is a complex chemical

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contribution bronze and copper mining in the world the

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documents reflect the

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lack of bronze for our athletes, bina

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and the film crew,

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taking chocolates and fruits to powder the brains of

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the secretary, made their way like the sports committee,

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Alen, the head of the head office of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, he is

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the sports committee, he’s not here now, something is wrong with us, but

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he’s not here, but they’re still alive before this, and

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shame on you, because I loved the sun

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I made inquiries Blame the board and

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the film crew

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went to the city of France the pride of his

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union Institute of Blood and Meat I am the chief

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researcher at the research institute saw large

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outside I am 34 and to interrupt the master plan for

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carbohydrates garden thanks to food but from the

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shelves the last one I am an ancestor feels

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fishy fat

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revision is to blame for the suppliers with a gesture

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still ordinary from micro to the moon above

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looked at the year

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for the first time I

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slightly regretted the

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size of our country and that I am a reserved

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seat conductor Frunze timer you will

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get tea, but if I can have cognac you

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no longer have it, but then we will write a letter tablets

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in common

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and the

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film crew, the

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first ones for the tour, the message

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ones are where they were sent

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in fact, the southern floodplain, I, as the editor of the

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magazine Evening Taimyr, exist and such

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Taimyr fat is blamed for everything on the usb

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rom port 16 why do Soviet fish live

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in Cuba

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yeah, God knows, go ask him

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God and the film crew

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enlisted

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[music]

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buried a party card in the forest

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or and in the reception room God had

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an idea fatherly TV magazines wick from

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guys for you there is no God even though he exists

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so lucky to be and regarding the brass mousse the

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problem can only be solved by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the

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students are not conscious to funny

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to squint from home rehearsed kb the

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terrible truth was revealed to the program

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wick ay-ah-ah-ah from otherwise

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there is no hot water in Perm

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[music]

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the letter from the wick reached the right place in those

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seventies they

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closed the game

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[music] the

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splendor passed gabi we'll send ude

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we'll send a multi postcard the military closed

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program 5a and now all the participants

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often

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sit in KVN to make amends and the

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film crew

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work here Beslan

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libero now 3 accounts previously L-shaped media

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students yes not a simple example for you

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[music]

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[music]

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you

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We just saw everything, although we can’t download the power,

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but we received a signal from Khabarovsk,

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they don’t have soap in the region and that I

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like

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to figure it out, washed away 1

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and close the program, there was a

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dear

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forest sun,

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where is

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Ukraine and such

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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hello you watch the program the

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domino principle and as always with you and the

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hosts the

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hyena is also for you and Elena Khanga the

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domino principle is the kindest most

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humane

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democratic program in the world I am right

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Elena you are always right my white lady

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[applause]

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but today we will not talk about female

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friendship but few people know about the Soviet Union

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that in the late seventies at

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Mosfilm there was a secret meeting of the

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main characters of cult Russian

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films and today we have a unique

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chance to watch this archival recording and

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so Mosfilm smoking room of the 7th pavilion two

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o'clock in the morning

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quietly I said speak Zheglov thank you Schlits

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friends and comrades

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budulai,

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keep quiet and

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think, we'll think about it, Alisa Seleznyova just

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flew in from the future, cancer and

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you'll carry it next to our movie, the future is

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not needed by anyone, they said that in the

00:21:42

future there won't be any after 90, there's no

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good in hell, he

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'll walk and walk, he'll want to pay

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one good one water,

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according to Alisa Seleznyova in 2003,

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people only watch the Terminator, jump

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what is this face, well, how did

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Rome pour them out like danka, in the soul like electronic

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from the body like Dikul you don’t think of

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course home somewhere Shurik from

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orange there what luminator is struggling with

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other terminators, which are liquid,

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can disintegrate into millions of small

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droplets and then collect these small

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droplets into one large drop and

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are restored

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as copy.

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like a capitoshka and what are we going to do

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comrade cry this promises

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movies ours we need to sit out the novel I

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will be a terminator

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nomadic glands

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I’m serious how am I coming back I

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propose I materialize in the stable I

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knock down the door and say cool I’m aldy running

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and

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all over the village the girls will be royal baby

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budulai l d b I’m naked

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and materialized as a

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fighter, no, well then, my movie

00:23:17

ends in a bit boring way, I’m swimming, I’m

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talking to the river, you know, you can’t

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take it yourself, well, you drowned and here’s a

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nail, in short, chapai, but if I

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somehow, without words, youtube and

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[music]

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then after the credits there is such a hand on

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the shore and it

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seems to me, comrades, that there is little blood in our films,

00:23:46

I propose to reshoot the

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Caucasian captive,

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imagine midnight rain, the floor is not

00:23:54

different, a grave is broken and she crawls out of one,

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she’s hanging like a pancake and the vampires

00:23:59

say the ball is not but Vasilyeva's feasts and you

00:24:04

must kill in a non-aspen stake

00:24:06

asked why exactly I'm whining here already

00:24:09

the phrase they asked for this to be done in

00:24:11

everyday life

00:24:13

[applause]

00:24:19

guys cord 17 moments of spring I'm

00:24:24

somehow stupid he dies alone in Zurich he was

00:24:27

poisoned the tank fell out but I suggest

00:24:30

Amsterdam gay club overdose

00:24:35

I'm right now I'm a prince tell me at the end of our

00:24:39

Soviet films during the credits we

00:24:41

showed unsuccessful funny moments

00:24:42

it will be like this the credits of the three musketeers go

00:24:45

and to the legs ala ger in a

00:24:48

small house on they shot at me

00:24:52

meletius if I shot at you

00:24:57

d 'artagnan I shot in Canada

00:25:04

Lenin you shot achieved margarita

00:25:10

shoot

00:25:13

if I shot cigarettes such

00:25:17

cigarettes

00:25:22

above you can see what the

00:25:27

boyar thing is again like this I have this

00:25:29

funny

00:25:33

gather

00:25:35

on Twitch they shot at me on like

00:25:43

beating

00:25:47

you will write to see me miles these if I

00:25:52

shot

00:26:02

interfere

00:26:03

[music]

00:26:09

correctly says correctly slide

00:26:11

says d'Artagnan and we still need to

00:26:14

follow the example of our Chinese

00:26:16

colleagues they have already made the first box office

00:26:20

film about the Second World War announce

00:26:22

Budulai one company will be dragon

00:26:26

Hong Kong and presenting it as an artistic

00:26:30

Chinese action film claw of Zhukov or

00:26:34

sneaking Molotov hidden

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Ribbentrop

00:26:38

[music]

00:26:46

he hears about this

00:26:54

complete shock kettler

00:26:58

[music]

00:27:01

[applause]

00:27:03

[music]

00:27:10

[applause]

00:27:12

[music]

00:27:25

[applause]

00:27:30

he

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[applause] a

00:28:12

[applause]

00:28:17

a

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[music]

00:28:35

[applause]

00:28:39

who he is

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a

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[ music]

00:28:58

and

00:29:09

[music]

00:29:10

[applause]

00:29:12

[music]

00:29:20

[music]

00:29:24

irony of fate or enjoy your steam

00:29:27

film era film legend and Polish

00:29:30

actress with needles who played the main role in

00:29:33

this film today in our studio

00:29:35

sometimes answer Barbara Brylska

00:29:39

hello steam pair

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2 strands from the ball roads children in the bay of tele

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I

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see I love the empty are not the

00:29:51

domino principle so it is necessary some big farba

00:29:54

please tell us about the filming of the film

00:29:57

irony of fate or enjoy your steam so

00:30:00

still such what film to tell about the

00:30:03

irony of fate or enjoy your steam

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Barbara is one and the same film is

00:30:11

just in our search, it came out under a

00:30:14

different name

00:30:15

Soviet drunk Japanese beauty

00:30:18

so I’m kind of from the vein of Joe Barbaro

00:30:23

can you immediately sing a great song

00:30:26

from this wonderful for and

00:30:27

wonderful company of the

00:30:30

arrival of Blade’s

00:30:34

companions and from the irony of fate and

00:30:38

Cerrone about fate just everything words bullet

00:30:42

it was clear we will help you

00:30:44

of course I’m in demand for the tree

00:30:51

where is my

00:30:54

favorite book

00:30:57

question what is my favorite book and what does the

00:31:01

tree stand stupidly but was silent answered

00:31:05

me didn’t answer me clear and the

00:31:10

tree didn’t answer me moto is better than ganch

00:31:14

as fiber wallpaper perfect gear but I

00:31:18

asked the

00:31:20

drowned man so the poplar poplar

00:31:26

that asking that I asked basically the

00:31:29

same thing and

00:31:32

[applause]

00:31:34

in the field is also stupid but how I ate and didn’t

00:31:40

answer and how a couple at night with your

00:31:44

head teaching and

00:31:47

then

00:31:48

the path is far away in demand on the highway cash of the day

00:31:53

and days and in the week of the month in the month she has

00:31:58

sociate

00:32:00

where is my favorite book I don’t understand

00:32:04

what the book has to do with this song and I asked

00:32:09

no I for where my favorite book is and what the month

00:32:13

answered and what the month answered about the principle

00:32:16

it was in solidarity with the previous plants

00:32:19

here principle and

00:32:24

what is the gene and then hello when you lead and

00:32:30

turn I was your favorite was

00:32:35

your favorite and became asta la vista baby

00:32:41

because

00:32:50

before this broadcast Barbara was very loved in

00:32:53

our country and

00:32:59

now Barbara we say goodbye to you until

00:33:04

she continues to blink the gram also

00:33:08

ended and our study call Hello, we’re

00:33:11

listening to you, but

00:33:13

you’re right,

00:33:16

if with a greeting a person ruined the number, it

00:33:32

affects the entire outcome of the game

00:33:37

Boris Nikolaevich, don’t worry,

00:33:40

everyone on this KVN Omsk stage had

00:33:43

their debut, and even Alexander

00:33:45

Vasilyevich had his KVN TV theater debut

00:33:51

Alexandra Maslyakova

00:33:52

a few minutes after the game

00:33:55

[music]

00:34:00

how did it all go Sasha everything was great thank you

00:34:04

Sveta I wouldn’t wish such hard work on my child

00:34:10

[applause] that’s

00:34:17

enough they’re standing there by the mirror let’s go now

00:34:20

everyone will come but

00:34:26

I wouldn’t like it when all the

00:34:29

guys are standing there they need a ruler

00:34:32

take a long shot and when the warm-up is playing you need to take

00:34:34

close-ups before the light, you

00:34:37

’ll become a director as a client and what

00:34:40

can be and will become from for there doesn’t

00:34:43

have to be a tap two taps with hot

00:34:46

cold from here

00:34:48

brave face bravo

00:34:58

let

00:34:59

[applause]

00:35:02

you know they’re scolding our they say the country is

00:35:06

srt LSSR everything, but you can

00:35:09

thank the USSR at least for the fact that this

00:35:12

country gave for such a game as queen

00:35:15

[music]

00:35:18

again a month came to the throne

00:35:21

flew by I know my country that country

00:35:26

that appeared like a sweet dream

00:35:28

buzzed with yourself

00:35:32

if you can enter

00:35:36

amari to start again

00:35:39

without myself foliage

00:35:42

I

00:35:43

already have us sister dad

00:35:47

quickly

00:35:50

ex for us me now

00:35:53

from you lisp and

00:35:55

[music]

00:35:58

and I can hear why

00:36:00

you are shining the

00:36:04

ceilings

00:36:07

disappeared

00:36:09

[music]

00:36:12

looking for

00:36:17

[music]

00:36:19

start

00:36:21

[music]

00:36:29

and

00:36:30

[music]

00:36:42

hello comrade

00:36:47

by order of the guests of the first channel on

00:36:51

stage, the KVN team of the

00:36:54

Union of Soviet Socialist

00:36:57

Republics is

00:37:19

given a solemn speech to Comrade Garik and

00:37:22

sunny Armenia,

00:37:24

why Garik because a card debt,

00:37:28

comrades, is a matter of honor

00:37:31

[applause]

00:37:34

many are in favor here and believe that since we

00:37:37

are called the national team of the USSR then there

00:37:40

is no sex in our team and there is a lot of cotton,

00:37:44

agree in the USSR there were also their advantages,

00:37:48

before the police were looking for them and now this

00:37:51

is radio chanson, they used to roll

00:37:54

up bell peppers in a

00:37:57

jar and it cost fifty rubles, but

00:37:59

now bell peppers throw tantrums on their own,

00:38:02

it costs 20,000 dollars for a concert

00:38:06

and travels around on a white limousine

00:38:12

[music]

00:38:14

but the bad thing is that in the USSR they didn’t allow

00:38:19

guys to tell political jokes, the latest Belarusian

00:38:22

political jokes stockings means it’s

00:38:24

slowing down like Russia, well, in

00:38:27

economic development, and then she’s at

00:38:29

full speed right into the trunk of a

00:38:32

Belarus ball,

00:38:33

well, specific guys wanted to come out of Russia I

00:38:37

was already on my way and then they look at the

00:38:41

floor of the trailer

00:38:52

with potatoes,

00:38:54

yes, yes, you Ukrainians in general, you were silent,

00:38:57

by the way, lining 22 the union didn’t want to take you at all,

00:39:02

but if you didn’t want to, why did you take it because the

00:39:06

card debt, comrades, is a matter of honor and

00:39:10

[applause]

00:39:14

since

00:39:16

1972 Until 1986, there was no coven in our country

00:39:20

and our team with its appearance

00:39:23

will fill this 14-year gap and

00:39:29

Comrade Fidel Castro himself was the first to come to this stage to congratulate the USSR national team

00:39:35

[music]

00:39:46

smartly here

00:39:49

- without amiga Alexandrov

00:39:58

[applause]

00:39:59

warrior here I am to the world Komolov

00:40:04

and

00:40:06

partisan Guzman

00:40:08

[applause]

00:40:15

Marxism-Leninism

00:40:16

enema to capitalism

00:40:25

Jennifer Lopez

00:40:27

papa gran

00:40:30

he y but papa grandi

00:40:32

propaganda KVN

00:40:35

[applause]

00:40:39

Colin s-salamu hour popular very Cuba

00:40:44

knife film news & Stas Panther

00:40:52

we have a goal both magnet os with tosno junta

00:40:56

smoker mitosis americano

00:41:08

team 7th place demolition goal bonus

00:41:11

super final

00:41:15

we were filmed mignews galicia papers bitos

00:41:18

no pasaran

00:41:20

[applause]

00:41:24

advertising advertising advertising on straight channel

00:41:29

[music]

00:41:32

good evening on the air program in the

00:41:36

animal world rarely has anyone managed to

00:41:39

sneak up on lions so close one to

00:41:42

our film crew managed

00:41:53

so you are

00:41:57

watching the

00:42:01

horror film Godzilla on the first channel in the summer in Sochi,

00:42:22

they spoiled it, you need it cheap

00:42:25

[applause]

00:42:37

you are watching Sochi television and we

00:42:40

are reporting from the city beach

00:42:42

orochi khachapuri Karachi a

00:42:47

unique offer to buy from us 9

00:42:50

ah Buri and a tenth khachapuri later buy

00:42:59

amazing the hottest chebureks

00:43:02

hot chapurin wonderful events happened

00:43:05

in the mountains hot lonely man hot

00:43:08

lonely man

00:43:14

as in Soviet times Sochi is,

00:43:17

first of all, the main resort of the country and

00:43:20

vacationers here are also the most important and

00:43:23

so Sochi Bocharov Stream summer residence of the

00:43:27

president

00:43:31

Vladimir Vladimirovich give Darth to Russia

00:43:35

HIV and what film and today we'll

00:43:39

watch maybe spider-man no spider

00:43:43

-man I've already seen it, so did

00:43:46

I, well, and carp for me too, often a

00:43:50

good film, beautiful,

00:44:01

we'll watch matrix 3 in so it has

00:44:05

n't been released yet, we're drying it, I

00:44:19

can't have it, I just know and

00:44:22

after the term Toranaga has not healed give

00:44:25

[applause] I

00:44:35

can’t win there

00:44:38

please stop the board These are the trousers I want for myself

00:44:47

but it’s also impossible to watch the film

00:44:52

By the way Alexander Grigorievich you

00:44:55

promised me let me see the dragon’s claw

00:44:57

you know I accidentally erased it and you have Eduard

00:45:01

Amvrosievich

00:45:02

some interesting militants

00:45:05

Vladimir Vladimirovich I have already explained to you a hundred times

00:45:09

that there were no militants on

00:45:12

the territory of Georgia

00:45:16

[applause]

00:45:25

look further,

00:45:28

only the chosen ones can open the door, that’s why

00:45:34

only the chosen ones can open the door about appointment only the

00:45:38

chosen ones

00:45:44

Edward,

00:45:46

but if you were in the matrix, what

00:45:50

program do you download to

00:45:52

download the program that hugging georgia

00:45:56

flourished and ralph lauren I would probably

00:45:58

also download it so that Russia would finally

00:46:01

enter so that the gross annual income would

00:46:04

rise so that oil prices would rise and

00:46:06

you Alexander Grima I would become a pirate

00:46:12

I have been since childhood dreamed

00:46:14

mur-mur-mur points to my hurray

00:46:17

hurray I would become brave travelers

00:46:22

that you will not return look Columbus I am

00:46:26

sailing from Spain to India I opened the measure

00:46:29

I will sail from India to Spain I will close

00:46:32

America put on

00:46:36

[applause]

00:46:38

[music]

00:46:39

amora floor under come here come go

00:46:43

stand

00:46:44

raise your hands

00:46:46

higher

00:46:49

you

00:46:50

close yours then close

00:46:53

you feel

00:46:56

how I’m commanding you

00:47:02

[applause] what are

00:47:12

you doing with us cama uni service don’t

00:47:16

quarrel friends remember remember how we

00:47:19

lived in one big friendly family

00:47:23

let’s now let’s

00:47:26

all get together Curley for all 15 republics

00:47:33

[applause]

00:47:37

all together and all in one big rush

00:47:41

let's watch the film strangers

00:47:46

why strangers but

00:47:49

because we are all here

00:47:53

[music]

00:47:57

[applause]

00:48:00

[music]

00:48:02

[applause]

00:48:09

but in fact what is important is not the fact that the

00:48:12

team has gathered USSR and not even that

00:48:16

we remember and love our past, whatever

00:48:19

it may be, but what is important is the fact that today,

00:48:22

for all competitions, Yuliy

00:48:24

Solomonovich Kusman will give all A’s to our team, and

00:48:27

maybe he

00:48:29

will like another team, well, of course, maybe he

00:48:31

will like another one, but we he'll give all

00:48:33

the A's, why, because the card

00:48:36

debt

00:48:39

[applause]

00:48:41

[music] the

00:48:49

whole land of

00:48:53

broken glass

00:48:55

later

00:48:57

baseball

00:49:01

teen top

00:49:04

came

00:49:07

summer we're waiting I'll pay

00:49:10

it didn't end

00:49:12

so she drama

00:49:14

[music]

00:49:21

what will you do the doctors found

00:49:26

[music]

00:49:29

and

00:49:31

Polina

00:49:33

the hounds

00:49:36

[ music]

00:49:50

and

00:49:54

[music]

00:49:58

[applause]

00:49:59

[music]

00:50:00

[applause]

00:50:03

[music]

00:50:08

[applause]

00:50:10

between the Black Sea coast of the

00:50:14

Krasnodar region and the

00:50:16

picturesque Caucasus mountains, the

00:50:19

handsome man Ashot

00:50:28

[applause] is comfortably located

00:50:33

9 9 um

00:50:36

aki batogo what are you tara need to

00:50:40

achieve 9 sum they beat something

00:50:48

[applause]

00:50:50

so the call signs of Sochi television sounded

00:50:57

[applause]

00:51:01

and on our channel there are private advertisements an

00:51:05

erotic club at Norik invites you to

00:51:08

watch at Norik

00:51:12

[applause]

00:51:13

[music]

00:51:17

border disco evening Abkhazia

00:51:21

invites girls with an absent

00:51:24

instinct of self-preservation

00:51:26

found a night of eaters

00:51:29

vodka

00:51:32

[music]

00:51:35

Sochi iron for the role of Signor Tomato

00:51:38

requires a person with high blood

00:51:41

pressure and

00:51:45

on our channel there is a crime chronicle

00:51:49

8 people were arrested and two were detained as

00:51:53

a result of 10

00:52:01

on air the program as it was and so

00:52:04

soyuzmultfilm

00:52:06

1976 dubbing the cartoon Well,

00:52:09

wait a minute, episode 6 so get ready silence

00:52:15

microphone let's go

00:52:18

[music]

00:52:28

ok it'll be fine then we'll write

00:52:30

as a soloist

00:52:33

good evening hello you're a soloist no

00:52:36

I'm better off and

00:52:38

I think you understand comrade moments

00:52:41

what responsibility falls on us

00:52:44

correctly you have to voice a

00:52:47

serious piece of a serious cartoon

00:52:49

remember when there's a wolf a fox bunny

00:52:51

and a block are sitting under the plane and you

00:52:53

can understand me like boys, explain it in

00:52:55

normal words,

00:52:58

well, roughly speaking,

00:53:00

searching for hare meat is forced to

00:53:03

spend extreme time in a circle of

00:53:05

unfamiliar animals

00:53:08

[applause]

00:53:12

got ready I'm ready to start

00:53:14

[music]

00:53:23

[applause]

00:53:37

bad at first good they are not the current

00:53:41

bunny and bar. hired and then the staff

00:53:45

then a little bit,

00:53:48

what does it mean I

00:53:51

almost got a parachute went significantly Rome

00:53:54

didn’t open no

00:53:57

literally it’s not working I’m working

00:54:00

in fact you understand the moments a lot

00:54:03

is in a state of chili and the wolf

00:54:06

doesn’t know about it and then the

00:54:19

animal goes into hysterics

00:54:28

then we go there and again,

00:54:32

wait, if the wolf hits the roof, as he

00:54:35

reveals for the second time about the joke of

00:54:37

wow, as a

00:54:39

state of passion, a

00:54:43

state aspect, the publisher of my

00:54:45

neighbor was knocked down by a locomotive at full speed

00:54:48

into a

00:54:49

concrete support, in such a state of passion,

00:54:53

he still lived for 40 years and

00:54:59

then that there is no wolf as a neighbor. in the

00:55:04

brain, everything is simple after the blow, he

00:55:06

woke up, he begins to be beaten by animals

00:55:08

who are both morally and physically much

00:55:11

weaker than his rooster, in fact, yes,

00:55:15

I’m like carefully and

00:55:19

prepared

00:55:21

[music] [applause

00:55:32

]

00:55:37

[music]

00:55:39

and

00:55:42

threads

00:55:49

[applause]

00:56:02

I’m starting to get the impression

00:56:05

that you you don’t understand what you’re singing about

00:56:10

[applause]

00:56:16

auntie, what does a parachute mean, this coin

00:56:21

can we go for a smoke break, we’ll start

00:56:23

recording again that we didn’t smoke, I decided, but I

00:56:27

think it doesn’t get

00:56:32

[applause]

00:56:33

[music]

00:56:39

and we remind you that the sponsor of our

00:56:41

program is a network of Sochi pharmacies 37 and 2 and

00:56:49

one more advertisement,

00:56:53

natural leather goods with blue

00:56:56

eyes are waiting for you in room 22 of the

00:56:59

Magnolia Hotel,

00:57:07

by the way, if you have noisy neighbors or you

00:57:10

rented a house next to a disco, the Sochi

00:57:13

organ music hall invites you to

00:57:15

sleep for an hour and a half in a

00:57:18

cool room, the

00:57:20

organ works, the

00:57:24

organ works and air conditioning and

00:57:28

we have a direct connection from the Sochi

00:57:32

branch of the channel culture

00:57:35

[music]

00:57:37

[applause]

00:57:38

[music]

00:57:42

and

00:57:45

in

00:57:47

1986 they move to Leningrad about a

00:57:55

young officer she is an actress of the local

00:57:59

theater things are going well for them but not as

00:58:04

good as we would like

00:58:13

[applause]

00:58:15

he She is always at work in the theater and the

00:58:18

relationship reaches a dead end,

00:58:23

but one day he

00:58:25

returns from work and

00:58:30

says little and don’t be afraid gourmet

00:58:35

[applause]

00:58:44

[music]

00:58:46

so our presenter has come to an end and

00:58:54

in conclusion a report from the Sochi

00:58:57

boarding house energy where the

00:59:00

farewell summer evening is taking place

00:59:04

Marinochka, today is the last evening, I

00:59:07

finally wanted to confess everything to you,

00:59:10

why Dima, I saw that you were trying on my

00:59:12

swimsuit

00:59:13

[music]

00:59:14

no, Marina, I’m not talking about that, I’m

00:59:18

ready for you, we all know, I’ll swing

00:59:21

on my stomach, they’ll be so wonderful

00:59:23

relief rugs why Dmitry

00:59:25

wonderful charm Marina today is the

00:59:28

last evening I would like to

00:59:30

invite you to a restaurant wine fruit

00:59:32

exotic jokes about Chapaev

00:59:34

let's go what about Mitya Mitya the

00:59:37

child of our love is not an obstacle Marina

00:59:40

let's take it too let's go Marina

00:59:42

Marina come with us abroad to

00:59:46

Ukraine

00:59:48

Caucasian son, moringa is not a hindrance for us,

00:59:51

find out raspberries, we wanted today for

00:59:55

you acne spots d.s. what did you

00:59:57

persuade Mitya to try on for a swimsuit

01:00:03

right away no

01:00:08

Marina I’m an intelligent man of the old

01:00:10

school I can’t keep up with these

01:00:12

young arrogant suitors I’ll

01:00:14

confess to you right away you’re

01:00:16

wonderful lend me 100 dollars and I

01:00:19

’ll come home and call you right away

01:00:22

guys I’m staying here Sochi why

01:00:25

because I have a friend here,

01:00:29

Marina, do you love him, no, but why

01:00:32

then do they stay because the cards

01:00:36

[applause]

01:01:03

this is a matter of part Marina Georgievna, please, the

01:01:13

old game, we are

01:01:15

still going

01:01:17

in life, as in my game, and the

01:01:21

audience and the judges, when you were young, she

01:01:26

swallowed you,

01:01:28

calling you in everything

01:01:30

[music]

01:01:33

I’ll start I can play it

01:01:37

I’m glad that I can I’m glad that you can I’d be

01:01:43

glad that the fate of us because you took your

01:01:47

fate with the game abedini

01:01:51

[music]

01:01:55

turned

01:01:57

a and

01:02:00

and

01:02:02

but not

01:02:07

yet and

01:02:09

[music]

01:02:13

powerful

01:02:16

[ music]

01:02:21

exactly

01:02:22

[music]

01:02:26

I

01:02:32

and also an

01:02:35

ancient game

01:02:38

you live low

01:02:40

is called the USSR national team

01:02:45

[applause]

01:02:49

hello dear comrades today on

01:02:53

this holiday is the day of KVN all the

01:02:56

conscious youth of the Warsaw Pact countries

01:03:00

solidarity with the Soviet people in one

01:03:03

impulse celebrates the day of KVN and I invite you

01:03:07

to this stage president of the club of cheerful and

01:03:09

resourceful people of the Polish People's Republic

01:03:12

softer chief count

01:03:19

I will translate hello

01:03:21

hello later adds you love

01:03:24

hanger resourceful on the holiday

01:03:26

congratulations to KVN on the holiday introducing

01:03:29

you to the president Kavin of Bulgaria Bogdan

01:03:31

Grantov

01:03:33

unfortunately doesn’t know a word

01:03:37

of Russian I don’t know Bulgarian noob

01:03:39

happiness comrade we know the Bulgarian I

01:03:41

know the Polish

01:03:43

shook hello hello

01:03:46

hello I congratulate the

01:03:49

merry ball of them and on the move I would wrap them with

01:03:51

Presnyakova strict club of silks one with

01:03:53

a holiday and I congratulate KVN on the

01:03:55

holiday and I will

01:03:58

introduce you to the president of someone else to the

01:04:01

Slavic Jiri kobelco

01:04:04

[music]

01:04:08

hello hello Yesterday knocking

01:04:11

hello dozing strawberries

01:04:14

jokes glasses still on the free holiday

01:04:18

congratulate the cleverly cheerful pin code

01:04:20

for the eyelids from Presnyakova you are

01:04:22

who we are going out on the holiday

01:04:24

congratulations on the holiday the

01:04:28

president of klm of the German democratic

01:04:31

republics has come for you about VKO Dietrich Vogel

01:04:34

[music]

01:04:37

Kupino isn’t it that the sons of the beggar twingo will

01:04:41

soon reach the guests good he reached

01:04:45

the ditch and erase the kendall walton file you will lie

01:04:50

missing

01:04:57

and

01:05:03

let's sing about the same thing along the thread we walked

01:05:08

almost big fallen

01:05:17

but also that your stone2 and that

01:05:23

memory we see

01:05:26

Orenburg

01:05:27

[music]

01:05:33

pi-1 a

01:05:37

while the guys left, destroys the Berlin

01:05:40

wall,

01:05:41

our official part smoothly turns

01:05:45

into a festive part, welcome the national team of the USSR

01:05:48

[music]

01:05:56

our mothers didn’t know, our women didn’t know at that

01:06:00

time only Andropov, but he knew everything for sure,

01:06:03

and in our time, Kusman is the only one who

01:06:07

knows everything for sure, probably Andropov told him everything

01:06:10

good evening good evening

01:06:14

dear friends today is a wonderful

01:06:16

day 40 years of creative activity of

01:06:18

Alexander Vasilyevich Maslyakov let's

01:06:21

go back 40 years to

01:06:24

feel the atmosphere of those years

01:06:27

like the year

01:06:30

1964 this year, on the orders of

01:06:33

Suslov, a secret concert of Elvis Presley is held in Moscow, a

01:06:36

concert so secret

01:06:39

that no one can go there they didn’t let Suslova in didn’t come

01:06:44

in the same year the

01:06:47

first electric guitar appeared in Moldova after a

01:06:49

gypsy camp was struck by lightning

01:06:54

in the same year in the Soviet Union

01:06:58

Mikhail Boyarsky’s hat began to grow

01:07:04

at this time the film Old Man Hottabych appeared on the country’s screens as part of the

01:07:07

fight against drug addiction

01:07:10

where, using the example of a

01:07:13

non-party pensioner from Tajikistan,

01:07:15

it is shown that it is possible to drive yourself without

01:07:17

drugs

01:07:19

[music] [applause] the

01:07:24

first episode of Good Night Kids is released on television

01:07:27

at that time it was

01:07:30

hosted by Uncle Volodya the Hedgehog and Medusa, but over

01:07:34

time they had to give up the jellyfish

01:07:37

because the children were afraid of their hands in a

01:07:39

plastic bag

01:07:41

[music]

01:07:45

but the most important thing is that in

01:07:47

1964, Alexander Maslyakov was

01:07:50

faced with the question of choosing a profession, because

01:07:53

you must agree that Alexander Vasilyevich could

01:07:55

become anyone, for example, to archaeologists, a

01:07:58

commodity expert, a surveyor, a fireman, he

01:08:01

could go into football, can you imagine if

01:08:03

Alexander Vasilyevich then left a T-shirt

01:08:07

in our time he I would probably already be the

01:08:09

president of FIFA, can you imagine

01:08:12

[music]

01:08:15

good evening, our dears, we saw

01:08:18

football and we are reporting and look at the

01:08:20

central stadium

01:08:23

named after the Soviet Army, the presidential box

01:08:28

appears as the president of FIFA, Alexander

01:08:31

Vasilyevich Maslyukov, the man who

01:08:33

invented football and all its rules

01:08:36

sound and the

01:08:38

usual presidential phrase we

01:08:40

begin The football match has started on the field, the

01:08:45

finalists of the World Cup are running out, the

01:08:47

English team, the Italian team and the

01:08:51

Brazilian team

01:08:55

[applause]

01:09:00

yes, exactly three teams made it out of the

01:09:03

semi-finals of the World Cup final,

01:09:07

well, we continue our report,

01:09:12

but what kind of president has prepared

01:09:16

another surprise for the football player and the match will begin

01:09:18

not with the first half, but with a series of eleven-

01:09:21

meter-long scenery

01:09:23

[applause]

01:09:26

we see that David Beckham ran onto the

01:09:30

field in a penguin suit and Ronaldo in a

01:09:33

Stalin suit, that’s all because the theme of

01:09:36

today’s final is we do what we want,

01:09:39

well, two halves flew by unnoticed.

01:09:42

completed according to tradition, the

01:09:45

FIFA President gives the floor to the chief

01:09:47

referee of the match, good evening, dear

01:09:50

friends, look what

01:09:54

the final was like today, what a beautiful football it was, and it

01:09:57

doesn’t matter that the Brazilians were ahead of the opponent by

01:10:00

only two tenths,

01:10:04

well done, all the guys, and Ronaldo and Beckham,

01:10:09

these are the two girls and the national team Holland,

01:10:15

but they come to us for the

01:10:18

World Cup from clubs such as Real Madrid,

01:10:20

Manchester United Lazio, completely

01:10:24

free of charge, they run here, they fall, they

01:10:28

score goals, no one taught them this,

01:10:32

I think that football was a success, thank you for

01:10:35

your attention, thank you

01:10:39

[music]

01:10:41

here we are wondering who he could become

01:10:44

Alexander Vasilyevich and few people know

01:10:47

that at one time, before going on

01:10:49

television,

01:10:50

Alexander Vasilyevich turned to

01:10:53

professional fortune-tellers,

01:10:57

come in, little

01:11:01

cherry,

01:11:03

petenka, women don’t have to guess,

01:11:07

I’m Alexander, Alexander Maslyakov, I want to

01:11:10

know what will be called to work on television, I do

01:11:12

n’t know, Tilly, no, an hour, let’s

01:11:17

see, I see- I see if you go on television,

01:11:21

you will spend your whole life leading leading

01:11:24

journalists leading leading

01:11:27

correspondent leading leading announcer

01:11:30

leading presenter

01:11:33

I see you will be leading and your wife

01:11:38

and child will be next to you I don’t want to host fun starts

01:11:42

[music]

01:11:46

I see, I see you will always go out in the

01:11:50

center and on in front of my wife’s eyes, I wo

01:11:53

n’t go to see him, I

01:11:57

see you standing in the corner, why are you wearing an

01:12:01

expensive tie, me and the Beat Pioneer

01:12:05

[music] do

01:12:13

I see you, six rich

01:12:18

men sitting at tables,

01:12:22

I do

01:12:24

n’t see the restaurant director, you have a mouse under your hand and

01:12:29

these six at the tables are also mice,

01:12:33

we are a sect,

01:12:37

people will come to you, many people will come to you

01:12:41

eclipses of Tajikistan, Ukraine will not

01:12:45

come to you so that you can

01:12:50

watch them, I do

01:12:53

n’t see a healer, but I see that this will all be

01:12:58

shown on TV,

01:13:00

yes, this is nonsense, I’m an elite pioneer, a healer, a

01:13:04

restaurant director and I have a sect

01:13:08

it will never be shown on TV

01:13:11

they will show they will show we bet we bet on money

01:13:15

yet I can’t

01:13:17

what you can, well let’s say he goes for a bottle of

01:13:21

tarragon

01:13:26

so Alexander Vasilyevich found out his

01:13:28

future and today you and I have a

01:13:31

wonderful opportunity to communicate with a

01:13:33

person who was still then in sixty-

01:13:35

four, supervised by the fathers of whom TsSPS our

01:13:39

Soviet television and knows how it all

01:13:43

began, meet Veniamin Karlovich

01:13:46

Ruby love

01:13:47

[music]

01:13:49

my dad

01:13:50

such a video,

01:13:53

after all, they couldn’t only football

01:13:58

[music]

01:14:00

video meme of Karlovich yes,

01:14:06

I would immediately point to the door it

01:14:10

was written on the door la

01:14:13

m with him 7 gave the alphabet

01:14:17

looked at all the letters at

01:14:19

the plenum of the prisoner

01:14:21

cut everything out but didn’t leave the three most

01:14:25

reliable ones so it appeared as he

01:14:29

tell me once

01:14:33

the question became

01:14:35

then he

01:14:37

would introduce two candidates Maslyakov

01:14:43

Tereshkova

01:14:45

name Tereshkova June she was there from

01:14:50

cell phones then you understand it was

01:14:53

no longer there

01:14:57

[applause]

01:15:03

the carrot is said to be called one hundred

01:15:06

percent useful suit body tell

01:15:10

the stove-maker then

01:15:13

the question arose

01:15:15

transfer we need a song we call young

01:15:19

she

01:15:20

promising sharing him Volodya he

01:15:24

says I can’t on the Tula owlet it’s

01:15:27

clear

01:15:34

on

01:15:36

ours

01:15:40

say here’s the jester before

01:15:43

Yulik came to me well then Yuli

01:15:48

Solomonovich

01:15:50

brought a joke about the former Brezhnev, I

01:15:54

only and Lyonka it turned out they

01:15:59

immediately put an end to the jokes and the run of the

01:16:03

companies the first religious joke about the gap

01:16:07

the smell

01:16:13

and then

01:16:15

from above he went and played him they didn’t

01:16:19

hug

01:16:21

the signal and

01:16:23

then the time was hard and easy

01:16:28

they were afraid they were afraid and only me one was also

01:16:33

afraid

01:16:34

time was the door closed the funds turned off the

01:16:38

radio he opened for work

01:16:44

then

01:16:46

KVN was closed who closed I

01:16:53

closed Yakov with flaps so that they wouldn’t steal it

01:16:58

because an open KVN like an open

01:17:02

shed opened all the rats Petrosyan

01:17:05

off we go

01:17:20

and

01:17:21

already then

01:17:23

Alexander Vasilyevich introduce me to

01:17:26

Maslyakov they were great and were like 3

01:17:31

halves 1 and 2

01:17:34

I said you will see

01:17:39

the years will pass I turned out to be right the years have passed

01:17:54

thank you thank you very much Veniamin

01:17:57

Karlovich I hope that we all hope

01:17:59

that you will come to us my feet

01:18:03

will be here 2.

01:18:09

[music]

01:18:12

[applause]

01:18:15

[music]

01:18:16

[applause]

01:18:22

dear Alexander Vasiliev, the national

01:18:25

team of the USSR wishes you and the entire tribe of

01:18:30

Ukrainian independence,

01:18:32

Belarusian patience, Tatar cunning,

01:18:36

Estonian calm, St.

01:18:38

Petersburg luck, and

01:18:46

that all this will

01:18:50

be shown on TV as long as possible

01:18:54

[music]

01:19:05

but since we we perform in the theater of the

01:19:08

former Soviet army, then the

01:19:10

thief of the Soviet army and navy ends the performance of the USSR national team with

01:19:16

applause

01:19:18

[music]

01:19:25

they

01:19:30

[music]

01:19:37

[applause] [music]

01:19:41

not [music] [

01:19:53

applause]

01:19:54

[music]

01:20:19

[music]

01:20:31

[music]

01:20:53

[ music]

01:20:55

beauty

01:20:58

[music]

01:21:04

and how to rub home

01:21:06

[music] [

01:21:15

applause]

01:21:19

[music]

01:21:34

[music]

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