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it's the Bob and Tom00:00:09
Show audiences are flocking to Comedy00:00:12
Central this summer to see what will00:00:14
happen next on the wacky reality show00:00:16
I'm with Bucy a regular Joe Adam de00:00:19
laena hangs out with Gary Bucy and the00:00:22
two get into cookie situations as Gary00:00:25
hands out his out of this world words of00:00:27
wisdom now public broadcast has taken a00:00:30
queue from Comedy Central and is00:00:32
debuting its own reality series Adam de00:00:35
laena is having crazy adventures with00:00:38
another celebrity and BBs is right there00:00:41
with cameras to capture every nutty00:00:43
minute dude what is this place this is00:00:46
the coolest nightclub I've ever been in00:00:48
check out that huge Dome ceiling this is00:00:50
not a nightclub you imle we are in a00:00:53
planetarium I want to show you the vast00:00:55
Universe we are a part of coming to PDS00:00:59
it's time with Hawking super physicist00:01:02
Steven Hawking takes Adam around through00:01:05
his typical day and shares some of his00:01:07
brilliant theories and observations now00:01:10
I understand the universe started00:01:11
billions and billions of years ago and00:01:13
is likely to continue for several00:01:15
billion more years you are less than a00:01:18
link of an ey in the big picture how00:01:20
does that make you feel H kind of hungry00:01:23
I guess I thought we were going to go00:01:25
out and grab a burger and then hit some00:01:27
clubs and pick up chicks when I hang out00:01:29
with Gary usually we do wild stuff like00:01:31
go out into the desert and perform00:01:32
Native American rituals what kind of00:01:34
stuff are we going to do we are going to00:01:36
sit in my office and work on unifying00:01:39
general relativity Theory with Quantum00:01:41
ser and the implications this could have00:01:43
on our understanding of universal00:01:45
expansion and the development of black00:01:48
holes your voice is funny could I Drive00:01:51
Your wheelchair Adam since I am anable00:01:54
to move my arms will you please ditch00:01:56
yourself upside the head for me forget00:01:59
about I'm with Bucy BBS has paired up00:02:02
one of the most Brilliant Minds in00:02:03
science with a witless talentless nobody00:02:07
It's the funniest astrophysics reality00:02:09
show of the Season I'm with Hawking okay00:02:13
Steve repeat after me do you feel like I00:02:16
do I will not this is a very expensive00:02:20
piece of scientific equipment that00:02:22
allows communication for me I am not00:02:24
going to do Peter fton Impressions with00:02:27
it all right then can you type in00:02:30
open the pod bay doors how here's an00:02:32
interesting fact Adam there is no00:02:35
scientific proof of the existence of God00:02:38
even so I am now praying that he will00:02:40
see fit to strike you down with a 30000:02:42
Megaton asteroid sure it might destroy00:02:45
the Earth but frankly it would be worth00:02:47
it to be rid of you so if you're so00:02:50
smart in astronomy should I date an00:02:52
Aquarius or a capric get out of00:02:55
my idot dude you can't say that on PBS00:03:00
I'm going to kill you come over here and00:03:03
stick your neck under my wheels come00:03:05
here you stupid son of a [ __ ] I will00:03:07
murder you odds are astronomical that00:03:10
you're going to love I'm with Hawking00:03:13
don't miss it there can I00:03:17
drive hey good morning Hi how are00:03:21
you what am I hearing oh it's John00:03:25
Perry how's that possible yeah well done00:03:28
Tom what's up listen to John00:03:31
Barry sorry a little00:03:35
orchestration they were here all weekend00:03:38
doing new stuff so be a00:03:40
break it's the bom and Tom Show I have a00:03:43
warning you know I never hardly ever put00:03:45
this out anymore but uh it's Tom00:03:48
Griswald warning today uh conditions are00:03:51
favorable for him to fly off the handle00:03:53
at any moment as you just was exhibited00:03:55
just just seconds ago hi Christie hi00:03:58
chick there's Pat Godwin hey chck00:03:59
there's Josh Arnold's Cosby on chicken00:04:02
here's Tom thank you very much yes sir00:04:04
go ahead glad to be back here live and00:04:05
Well everybody's here looking nice and00:04:08
uh is that a tie Christy what's going on00:04:10
over there it's an ascar it's a scarf oh00:04:14
kind like a bow tie Dy scarf it's nice00:04:17
to see you everybody have a good vac00:04:19
little vacation we took uh Chick McGee00:04:21
how' you have a good time uh my big00:04:23
problem was uh I forgot what day it was00:04:25
twice which is always my favorite thing00:04:27
same thing I loved it I uh I can't have00:04:32
my refrigerator make ice fast enough00:04:34
that's my big problem oh no get your own00:04:37
ice maker yeah I just typical of alcohol00:04:39
I I just uh I can't uh yeah it just00:04:42
won't make ice fast enough huh you'd00:04:44
think if you pay that much for a00:04:45
refrigerator it make ice fast enough00:04:47
maybe put your booze in the refrigerator00:04:49
so it doesn't melt the ice so quickly I00:04:51
have a glut of ice perhaps I could just00:04:53
put them in put it in a bag and bring it00:04:54
to you oh there you go is that right00:04:55
yeah come in I'd prefer you not to come00:04:58
to the house but that that that's a good00:05:00
idea no I'll bring it in here and then00:05:02
you can take it from here fair enough00:05:03
have you ever been to Chick house fair00:05:04
enough yes I have yeah a long time ago00:05:08
okay have you ever been to my house00:05:10
never yeah well let's keep I haven't00:05:11
been to any of your houses in like 2500:05:14
years do that have something to do with00:05:15
me or never mind let's uh let's go00:05:19
around the horn how about you what did00:05:20
you no what did you do on vacation00:05:23
because you're the one who yeah go I00:05:25
went skiing uh-huh yes of course you00:05:28
still walking00:05:31
that's a little rough didn't you and00:05:33
Gilbert Roland ski or somebody like that00:05:35
some 50s movie star no Veronica00:05:40
Lake we had had a great time Clark Gable00:05:43
uh not a lot of snow until the day we00:05:45
left oh that's always nice there was a00:05:47
blizzard yeah but yeah North America ski00:05:50
country with the exception of I well I00:05:52
guess over the weekend Upstate New York00:05:54
Etc but it was still good time very very00:05:56
good have you ever switched your plans00:05:58
plans of the last last minute and went00:06:00
where the snow was oh no that would be00:06:04
uh that would be the best right00:06:06
expensive uh we were where most of the00:06:08
snow in North America was in col00:06:10
Colorado did well Utah had some issues00:06:12
California was not doing well Whistler00:06:14
in Canada was rain I'm not up on my snow00:06:17
uh snow awareness like I should be I'm00:06:19
sorry had a couple weirdo incidents00:06:21
weirdo in what that mean like typical00:06:24
vacation stories from you like tennis00:06:26
balls in uh in the pillow at the hotels00:06:28
things like the hotel was nice pillows00:06:31
were fine we had we had our moments00:06:34
loggerhead turtles being saved out on00:06:36
the beach anything like that you know00:06:38
sometimes you find what you think is a00:06:39
classic joke everyone will understand00:06:41
not everyone understands oh boy what00:06:43
okay well first off what was this00:06:45
person's00:06:47
ethnicity we know you well let's let's00:06:50
start there that I mention we were00:06:54
skap so Caucasian yes white and 2% yes00:06:59
go ahead unless it was the help was it the help00:07:02
um in a way kind of sort of in a way00:07:05
kind of well uh how do I explain this um00:07:10
the air very very dry air oh sure yeah00:07:13
along with his sense of00:07:16
humor so the um all the hotel rooms have00:07:20
um uh what else humidif oh good yeah and00:07:24
uh you they're kind of cool they spew00:07:26
out this this sort of looks like steam00:07:28
this mist really nice I have to keep it00:07:31
but um if you looked at my fingers00:07:33
closely I've got a bunch of them glued00:07:35
together cuz it's so dry they split of00:07:38
course you love putting glue on your00:07:40
fingers too yeah I it's it was really it00:07:42
was anyway so the point is I'm standing00:07:44
at that that front desk area with kind00:07:46
of the info area CER whatever you want00:07:48
to call them the lobby and um I was00:07:50
there was some issue I had with a ski00:07:52
pole or something I'm but I'm waiting00:07:56
while I'm standing there this and no00:07:59
one's helping you yeah yeah yeah yeah00:08:00
yeah they're they are but I'm waiting00:08:02
for them to come back and this other00:08:04
other00:08:06
other gu lady is no the lady kind of00:08:08
running the desk is sitting there and00:08:12
what' you say I mentioned the dry hair00:08:14
and this lady comes up and she goes I00:08:17
should preface this is so complicated00:08:19
there there's like a general store there00:08:21
okay in Beaver Creek Colorado and it was00:08:23
more or less closed it was there there00:08:25
was nothing there and00:08:26
we so this lady comes up there front00:08:29
desk and she goes up I have an odd00:08:31
question and the other lady goes yes00:08:33
what is it do you have any00:08:36
Vaseline she says no I'm sorry the lady00:08:38
walks away I looked at the lady and I00:08:40
said must be your husband's00:08:42
birthday no you didn't you didn't not00:08:46
and I got nothing yeah of course not I'm00:08:50
surprised you didn't get arrested me too00:08:53
you didn't get slapped at least I00:08:55
thought I'd get you know kind of a kind00:08:58
of a little smir you know fellow skier00:09:00
gets the jokes sodomy joke at the front00:09:03
door sodomy joke you're right what is00:09:06
the uh what are you thinking what is the00:09:08
exact opposite of being00:09:11
self-aware because that's he's he's got00:09:14
it a lot I don't understand why he knows00:09:17
he knows the kind of sense of humor I00:09:19
have apparently the first lady isn't00:09:21
much of a00:09:23
jokester I I thought I thought that was00:09:26
just going to kill i h00:09:30
oh my yeah but I had a good time on the00:09:32
J I would have laughed were I there I00:09:34
was really hoping for00:09:36
something sometimes can't you just turn00:09:38
it off can't you just stop thought i'00:09:41
bring a little Joy like a half hour00:09:42
bring a little bit of joy to a bell boy00:09:44
runs out tips you that kind of thing yes00:09:47
you can't deprive them as Bob zany would00:09:50
say you can't deprive them of the gift00:09:52
you have to keep00:09:54
giving I I think we would be remiss if00:09:56
we did not uh Begin The Show by um00:09:59
mentioning um the simple fact that the00:10:02
shoin of the week I'm on a heater the00:10:06
Sho of the week the shoan of the week00:10:07
continued while we were on vacation yeah00:10:09
did first week 12 and three against 1200:10:13
and three Daddy and then I fell off this00:10:15
past week 10 and six so where does this00:10:17
take us for the season 88 and 76 so if00:10:21
if you'd stuck to it after that slow00:10:23
start look took my uh formula you take00:10:26
what you lose double that00:10:29
and then when you start winning you're00:10:31
right back in the money boom it's just00:10:32
well the problem is halfway through the00:10:34
season you would have better be stealing00:10:35
other people's money to continue to00:10:37
betting I know Tom that's part of the00:10:39
joke never00:10:41
mind is it your husband's00:10:43
birthday yeah go with that want to put00:10:45
it in my butt okay whatever speaking of00:10:49
butt00:10:50
stuff coming up in the news I was really00:10:53
excited about this story in chick and00:10:55
he'd already seen the video yeah we have00:10:57
a tremendously funny story this will00:10:59
affect you Josh it's a crazy great video00:11:01
because it sounds like wouldn't this00:11:02
couldn't possibly happen if it happened00:11:04
in the movie you'd go fake and oddly00:11:06
enough I think in my opinion I feel like00:11:10
it might be okay for work uh given this00:11:13
guy's presentation yes yeah that it's00:11:16
okay we'll explain what that means in a00:11:18
minute it involves the uh Bass Pro Shops00:11:20
oh I saw that great place I mean you00:11:23
you've been to those of course you00:11:24
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okay um also uh coming00:11:32
up is there oh00:11:36
boy someone's birthday I'm trying I'm00:11:39
trying to get him to do the story I can00:11:41
barely stand it is there Sean in your00:11:45
latte hey quiet everybody will want00:11:48
some well we'll get to that coming up00:11:51
then we when we come back we'll find out00:11:53
what happened with u with Christy's00:11:55
vacation Ace uh a is some facial hair00:11:58
sporting there oh that's right the00:12:00
classic post holiday I like it I like it00:12:03
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chin in cigarette00:12:10
ashes exactly what it looks like it has00:12:12
a certain it has a certain Macho quality00:12:14
a certain much like driving car in the00:12:17
ditch look Macho much like driving a car00:12:19
on the winter with the back window blown00:12:21
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gotten your back window fixed yet in00:12:25
your car uh how long has it been00:12:27
according to you that you broke that00:12:28
window I I don't remember you don't00:12:30
remember that's a better answer well00:12:32
we've gone from a couple days to I don't00:12:34
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Tom Show hi this is Dr will Miller and00:14:56
you are listening to Bob and Tom radio00:14:58
oh welcome00:15:05
back it's a little little baby butt00:15:07
that's all I'm saying oh creamy is it00:15:11
creamy hair on your butt that grow me00:15:13
out saying that not really no hair on00:15:15
your butt sorry grass don't grow on a00:15:17
racetrack I don't have hair I don't have00:15:19
that much hair on my ass no okay okay00:15:22
could we move on when I shave I have to00:15:23
kind of get in there that's where it is00:15:26
you know what I mean that's it's like00:15:27
wait wait wait what you shave your you00:15:29
shave your ass crack yeah I shave the00:15:31
crack God oh my God you got what why00:15:34
wouldn't I uh is that a weird thing00:15:36
that's weird I didn't know this was00:15:37
weird do you have a you stand up and00:15:39
show me how that works I mean no don't I00:15:41
don't want to see that I'm trying to00:15:43
unsee what I saw 10 minutes ago00:15:45
typically I lay on my side I'm glad00:15:47
you'd warned me about the tan line you00:15:49
lay on your side yes and so I'll lay on00:15:53
my side I'll put a towel down on the bed00:15:55
and then I lay on my side wait a minute00:15:57
you have a series of mirrors and I have00:15:58
the Clippers no I just I you're shaving00:16:00
your clippers I don't do I don't do that00:16:03
I don't think you didn't want to hear00:16:04
this this is you you you clip it on your00:16:07
you trim your buttcks with electric00:16:08
Clippers yes are they plugged into the00:16:10
wall yes so you got so you got this cord00:16:14
this you're working around a cord while00:16:16
lying on a towel when I said not that00:16:18
difficult when I said don't go anywhere00:16:20
for the next 10 minutes I didn't think00:16:22
this was going to happen well when you00:16:23
lay on your side so so do you have a00:16:25
mirror up against another mirror I don't00:16:27
have a no you just by field yes yeah00:16:29
like toau00:16:30
me so uh Josh yeah thank you for00:16:35
averting so your me to you because00:16:38
you're using electric Clippers like00:16:39
you'd use on a dog I suppose on your00:16:43
rear end yes not so much the the cheeks00:16:46
aren't very hairy it's the you got to00:16:48
get up in there so you at one point in00:16:51
front of a ful length mirror with00:16:52
another mirror I like to keep house I00:16:54
mean I don't up but I don't I uh I'm00:16:58
trying to think where I stop maybe maybe00:17:01
it is kind of are you expecting00:17:03
company no well maybe maybe you never00:17:07
expect company you want to be ready for00:17:09
it you keep your house clean don't you00:17:12
in case you have a pop in00:17:15
no oh my real house yes so um are these00:17:20
uh these Clippers then are these uh you00:17:22
don't use the same one on your beard I00:17:24
assume that's correct separate you mark00:17:26
them with like red tape on the know00:17:29
which is00:17:31
different just you know what I I use the00:17:35
same trimmer everywhere on my beard00:17:38
really it's a trimmer yeah you but00:17:42
you're not back there you know near the00:17:44
oil Derek well according the dirt button00:17:49
the old Devil's under00:17:51
ring star there it's not really up I00:17:54
mean it's the the Glu CFT I guess is00:17:56
what you would call it you're you're in00:17:57
the you're in the the area there yeah00:17:59
sure but I usually do it00:18:02
post uh shower when you can get electric00:18:04
sometimes there's pre you have don't00:18:07
think I do you have do you have those00:18:08
plugs the what are they are GFI whatever00:18:11
the hell they are of course he does so00:18:12
in case you're he still a little bit of00:18:15
moisture back you know I never00:18:16
considered that this might be uncommon00:18:19
yeah I got to say I don't think I've00:18:21
ever heard anybody talk about that I'm00:18:23
sure people do it they're just smart00:18:25
enough not to say it out00:18:27
loud oh00:18:29
radio show it doesn't bother uh waiter00:18:31
could I have a shrimp cocktail and I'll00:18:33
get back to my discussion of shaving my00:18:35
ass crack with my00:18:38
date I think that comes up at dinner but00:18:41
uh I hope not well I know many females00:18:45
would have to do00:18:48
that along with uh yeah okay true women00:18:52
yeah it's it's not really the cheeks00:18:54
proba just the yeah that's the00:18:57
cracker00:19:02
I combined crack and area the crack CRA00:19:06
do you uh do you do the bleaching down00:19:08
there I've read about that there's no00:19:10
reason to I don't think anybody's really00:19:11
getting close enough to nobody has a00:19:14
Jeweler's00:19:18
eye00:19:27
examining00:19:28
[Music]00:20:00
was that like a subtle invitation is00:20:02
that what it was I don't know you need a00:20:04
place to stay is that you're trying to00:20:06
in I'll lay on your new shag carpet00:20:08
Bob's got a nice place here's what00:20:10
happened the other night I I wake up in00:20:12
the middle of the night my girlfriend is00:20:14
crying her eyes out man mhm and I'm like00:20:17
baby what is wrong baby she's like you00:20:20
were talking in your sleep last night00:20:22
and I'm like I'm like what did I say she00:20:25
said you said it's over you big greasy00:20:27
free00:20:29
so I looked at her right in the eyes you00:20:31
know very lovingly very lovingly and I00:20:33
said baby no no no no no I wasn't00:20:40
asleep get the hell out of here you big00:20:42
greasy00:20:43
freak the door you in the00:20:47
be you're listening to Bob and Tom radio00:20:51
2474700:20:56
2474 we're uh from the vacation all00:20:58
rested and relaxed and shut up just very00:21:01
happy to be around each other wow boy oh00:21:04
boy let's finish our who did what over00:21:07
the vacation holiday uh we have uh we00:21:09
have uh Josh Arnold right over here our00:21:12
big hockey fan was there a lot of hockey00:21:13
action you know I finally did get to00:21:15
watch some hockey games yes man it was00:21:17
great what's it called the uh the the00:21:18
festival what is it the Winter Classic00:21:21
happened New Year's Day yeah is is that00:21:22
the one outside yes yeah where they they00:21:25
playing yep mhm the the old B Park you00:21:28
made me uh watch that one uh I did I did00:21:31
that's not a way to convert somebody to00:21:33
hockey they always said that when high00:21:35
definition becomes prevalent on00:21:37
television broadcasting that hockey was00:21:39
going to take off because you could see00:21:41
the puck so much easier but um has it it00:21:44
did not happen in my house no well have00:21:46
you looked00:21:49
at the numbers I00:21:52
mean you know what I haven't but I'm00:21:55
guessing the NFL might be more popular00:21:58
doesn't mean Major League Baseball might00:22:00
be more popular the NBA might be more00:22:03
popular soccer might be more popular go00:22:06
up is the really the proposition here00:22:09
well I'm glad you enjoyed it yeah yeah00:22:10
that was good uh was was the stadium00:22:13
full oh it looked to be pretty full yeah00:22:16
I mean not I don't know that it was00:22:18
totally oh sure they really they can00:22:21
make it look full they CGI the crowd00:22:23
into they I think it was 990,000 they00:22:25
crammed into00:22:26
that00:22:28
but they had the fine Seattle00:22:29
entertainment sir Mixel heart oh yeah00:22:32
tossing fishes back and forth while the00:22:34
players came out what like like the00:22:36
fishmongers do that's a big damn deal in00:22:39
Seattle you're supposed to go do that00:22:40
somebody told me that if you go to00:22:42
Seattle it's crazy watching them do that00:22:43
you got to catch a fish yeah what have00:22:46
you not ever heard of this therefore it00:22:49
doesn't exist no next so let's say you00:22:51
go up you I'll take a red snapper then00:22:53
they take it out of the case and they00:22:54
throw it to this guy and he has the00:22:55
paper there and he catches it in the00:22:57
paper and wraps00:22:59
real they go to the Seattle seafood00:23:01
market or whatever oh wow yeah it's00:23:03
pretty cool and and they do the same00:23:07
Starbucks Nancy Wilson from heart were00:23:09
there yeah did Barracuda oh I love that00:23:11
song very good something mean about Anne00:23:14
Wilson now they threw a barracuda they00:23:16
threw a barracuda to the crowd you had00:23:18
to catch do they have a Barracuda gun00:23:21
yeah like that t-shirt00:23:24
gun by the way I was going over the00:23:26
budgets for 2024 for the show yeah know00:23:29
and uh well there may be some problems00:23:31
coming but we have enough for one of00:23:33
those hot dog guns all right00:23:36
yeah sorry about some of the other Cuts00:23:38
coming but hot dog gun is going to make00:23:40
it now Mr Godwin yes way you need to be00:23:44
from a hot dog gun or is he going to you00:23:46
know what that's one of the reasons00:23:47
we're getting it is to test that00:23:48
question all right so close we're going00:23:51
to wrap Josh up we broke his jaw I00:23:54
better I better call David rush and see00:23:56
if he can he wants to do some got of a00:23:58
hot dog gun record closest to a hot gun00:24:01
dogun without no00:24:03
fatality we got David rush in the news00:24:05
today with some Bob and Tom stuff Pike00:24:07
Place Fish Market in Seattle where you00:24:09
catch the uh you catch the fish big old00:24:12
fish I went to a restaurant in Colorado00:24:16
and they um did you order off the00:24:18
menu uh yeah I you did not make any00:24:22
jokes to the winner yeah no hey uh how00:24:24
about this uh Vaseline jokes see this00:24:26
bottle of champagne can I tell you about00:24:28
Fatty Arbuckle for a second I talk to00:24:31
you complicated story jior rap she died00:24:34
you know Mr Arbuckle00:24:36
probably um the uh they one of the00:24:40
things in the menu the people at the00:24:41
table next door they bring out the00:24:43
entire fish next oh they do that one of00:24:45
those yeah yeah I mean raw mean they00:24:49
walk out and they've got these big raw00:24:51
fish for you to take a look at it and00:24:53
you can take a look see and you pick the00:24:54
one you want yeah okay oh like pick your00:24:56
steak those kind of00:24:58
and then you can when they when the fish00:24:59
is cooked it's got the head and00:25:00
everything on it yeah why who the hell00:25:03
knows if somebody brought me out ra uh00:25:06
yeah I guess that's fine I don't know00:25:08
what's it what's a what's a Yellow Tail00:25:10
supposed to look like I I did not order00:25:12
this justify a goose in the price00:25:14
another 80 bucks you you trotting it out00:25:17
here I had the very delicious fish and00:25:19
chips oh oh I bet that's delight come on00:25:23
what's better than that better than00:25:25
wrapped in newspaper use The Malt00:25:26
vinegar with that yeah oh they have a00:25:28
little special dip with it all it's00:25:29
great little00:25:34
dip oh yeah yeah what is that what it00:25:39
isold that's the VIN on day there's a00:25:44
there's a there's a ramkin of of course00:25:47
some goop and you put it on there and00:25:48
it's great so so Pat you had a good00:25:51
vacation yeah I worked in lexingon did a00:25:53
little comedy played a little pickle00:25:54
ball with the the lady wonderful no00:25:56
that's not euphemism yeah you mean the00:25:59
actual game pickle ball not like hiding00:26:01
you weren't hiding the pickle oh I HD00:26:03
the pickle later after over under was00:26:06
three how many times did you and her00:26:07
break up during the vacation uh let's00:26:11
see once once all right after so I hope00:26:14
you had the under after what you just00:26:15
said it'll be you got the first one00:26:17
coming for 20 gee yeah you might might00:26:21
want to get her ready for I brought00:26:22
vasel over it did not go well yeah no00:26:25
that won't Tom can tell you what that's00:26:27
for00:26:28
it's your birthday Tom go00:26:30
ahead are you still vegan yeah00:26:34
okay yeah I think somebody has their00:26:37
doubts oh well very good how how are00:26:40
your shows in Kentucky they were blast00:26:42
that's a great Club Comedy Off Broadway00:26:43
wow wonderful good couldn't get any00:26:45
better couldn't get any better than that00:26:47
club it used to be uh used to be off00:26:48
Broadway right that off Brad they moved00:26:51
it oh used to be on Broadway yeah no it00:26:55
wait a minute was it off Broad was it00:26:57
called off Broadway when it was on Broad00:26:59
it was called comedy on Broadway it was00:27:01
called on Broadway then they moved to to00:27:03
Kentucky now it's no00:27:05
longer really Way Off Broadway next year00:27:09
it's going to be way off S we got to00:27:12
check in with Christy had a nice time in00:27:13
vac um I did not do a Dar thing I'm sure00:27:16
you probably went went to Polo in the00:27:18
Hampton or something no I didn't leave I00:27:21
took took a little fall so I was laid up00:27:24
for a couple of days but you don't go on00:27:26
vacation unless you fall down no kidding00:27:28
I know I always fall it's terrible this00:27:31
I always what happened did he push00:27:33
slipped on water at a restaurant he00:27:35
pushed her down the steps we knew it no00:27:37
I slipped on water at a restaurant oh00:27:39
boy I smell a lawsuit water water water00:27:42
or water or urine no well how nice was00:27:46
the place it was in front of the00:27:48
restroom one can make a pretty nice00:27:50
living maying lawsuits yeah oh yes a00:27:54
lady's water broke uh no they and they00:27:58
didn't even buy our lunch can you00:27:59
believe that oh boy this is yeah yeah00:28:02
you fell yeah I slipped I did the00:28:04
Michael Jackson but I didn't pop back up00:28:07
I kind of did the split thing Tom I did00:28:09
not pop back I heard you didn't tip00:28:10
either is that true oh I tipped of00:28:12
course I00:28:14
tipped a said anything exciting on your00:28:16
break not really uh yesterday I had an00:28:19
electrical problem at the house oh boy00:28:21
oh I didn't pay the00:28:22
bill I've been there that's always00:28:24
problem that's what I call it problem00:28:28
hey how you doing power company yeah00:28:30
your money's uh in my bank account I00:28:33
can't uh I had a TV problem Ren Center00:28:35
came back and so were you unable to00:28:38
watch were you unable to watch the games00:28:39
yesterday Saturday night the power on00:28:41
one wall went out well was it yesterday00:28:43
or Saturday well and then I went to the00:28:45
breaker box everything looked fine I00:28:47
said well Sunday morning I'll call get00:28:49
somebody out here oh Sunday morning I00:28:51
get up the lights are on oh then I sit00:28:54
down watch the Raider game sure goes out00:28:57
oh oh H you have mice eating the wire no00:29:02
okay well so did it come back on are you00:29:06
sitting there electricity not on right00:29:08
now just on the one wall though the rest00:29:09
of the house has it yeah interesting00:29:11
yeah there's some faulty uh yeah00:29:13
Snippets with the sounds like00:29:15
something interior wall incredibly00:29:18
stupid question couldn't you unplug the00:29:20
TV and plug it in in the other wall well00:29:22
that's my be plan for today but Ah00:29:24
that's a good be so do you want to I'm00:29:26
sure Eddie can loan you a extension cord00:29:29
if he's not hanging himself with one00:29:30
right now listening to00:29:33
us hey I need to apologize to you Tom00:29:37
I'm sorry this happened to me over the00:29:40
weekend wasn't I forget what day it was00:29:43
remember that's the best part of being00:29:44
in case you forget what day is so uh I00:29:47
had a fire going in the fireplace it was00:29:49
roaring fire and all of a sudden my TV00:29:51
goes00:29:52
off and this is uh as they said this is00:29:56
uh horrible this is awful so then I00:29:58
can't get it to come back on oh it just00:30:00
will not come back on so as you you know00:30:04
on YouTube you can you know want to bury00:30:06
a body you can look up why is my TV00:30:09
evidently the particular TV I have if it00:30:12
overheats it will shut itself off until00:30:16
it until it cools down why would it over00:30:19
TV because I have fire I had the00:30:21
fireplace going and the fireplace is00:30:24
right I have a question was this one of00:30:26
those televisions where you have the00:30:28
fire you on the TV yeah you press the00:30:31
button and there's a fireplace on your00:30:32
TV my brother had that on Christmas Eve00:30:35
and his TV sits over the00:30:38
fireplace we were watching a digital00:30:40
fireplace that's funny00:30:43
that's it'll pretty it'll be illegal to00:30:45
have a fireplace they're trying to get00:30:47
rid of the gas cooktops that'll be next00:30:49
it'll be illegal to have any form of00:30:51
flame in your home do you do you have a00:30:52
fire every day uh not every day but I00:30:55
use my new Bellows oh oh good and as I00:30:58
used and I used my bellow I bellowed00:31:01
sure look at me using my bellow I had a00:31:04
fire almost every day and I'm wondering00:31:06
if that's too much no do you have wood00:31:08
burning yeah wood burning yeah why would00:31:11
it be too much you enjoy it come I00:31:13
didn't know if it was the equivalent of00:31:14
like smoking a pack a day or00:31:16
whatever you don't want to breathe it in00:31:19
well that's what I thought I like to do00:31:21
is your is your fireplace properly I'm00:31:24
no I'm against opening the flu I like I00:31:26
like the house to fill00:31:27
yeah I I like the outdoors feel did you00:31:30
ever hear my famous flu story I think so00:31:33
basket and it's hot fire and almost kill00:31:35
you well then do not any any of you none00:31:39
of you get any of the peanuts I brought00:31:43
in my brother and he goes on I'm not00:31:47
sure this is a fair trade I got my00:31:49
brother a beautiful set of Omaha Steaks00:31:52
yes got you nuts nuts to you see him I00:31:56
brought them they're all in there that's00:31:58
a nice gift pack no they they're really00:32:00
nice nice nuts but I mean cranberry00:32:02
there you're unsalted okay you're00:32:04
brittle here's what I got I got a I got00:32:06
a I have a gas fireplace but I I burn00:32:09
real wood in it if you follow the way00:32:11
I've driv yeah used to use the gas to00:32:13
start it however uh two or three years00:32:15
ago uh I didn't smell gas a house guest00:32:19
smelled gas and uh I thought well I'll00:32:23
get the gas company out and they came00:32:24
out and turned everything off since then00:32:27
my gas doesn't come on in my fireplace00:32:30
anymore obviously the furnace works but00:32:32
I need somebody to come out and turn the00:32:34
gas onto my a key my fireplace there00:32:37
I've looked but I don't want to mess00:32:38
with yeah I get I don't want to well00:32:41
I've turned everything on and I'm a00:32:43
little sleepy00:32:44
but right hey it smells like elephant00:32:47
farts can I light a match what's going00:32:50
on yeah so want to hear my Christmas00:32:53
gasoline story about my old friend yep00:32:56
oh boy oh yeah yeah furnace no no love00:33:00
it okay love it just remember gasoline00:33:02
that you put in your automobile or truck00:33:04
it's designed to explode sure well but00:33:06
it cut the fumes explode it cuts glue00:33:09
though man yeah it's a long story the00:33:11
kids have a nice Christmas they00:33:13
certainly had fun they good good time00:33:15
what um they get a pony what was the big00:33:17
gift no what did you forget to to buy00:33:19
them was there anything Miss no no no00:33:22
the big the big prize was um uh new uh00:33:26
iPads oh my goodness wow and by the way00:33:29
that reminds me I want to thank uh thank00:33:32
some of our friends out there we got the00:33:34
um raycon full headsets sure yeah oh00:33:39
like the sports caster headset or like00:33:41
the over the year like headphones yeah00:33:43
headphones but like we're wearing00:33:45
there's nothing like I mean back in the00:33:47
day as they say and you're not supposed00:33:49
to say that anymore I know but back in00:33:50
the day when we would travel you'd be00:33:53
bored and staring out the window and00:33:54
nothing now when traveling with little00:33:56
kids00:33:57
you get them you know whatever their00:33:59
game whatever it is quiet as mice put00:34:03
those headphones on and ah peace because00:34:06
that's what parents want yeah quiet00:34:09
exactly while traveling there's no00:34:12
complaining it's the best cool but those00:34:14
raycon headphones tremendous that was00:34:17
that was part of that gift with with the00:34:18
nice iPads oh they loved it I took two00:34:21
transistor radios apart when I was a kid00:34:23
and the little speakers that were in the00:34:25
transistor radios I them together and00:34:27
made headphones holy cow and it was uh00:34:30
it was a mono but uh you know I could00:34:33
hear out of both ears now am and those00:34:37
days what kind of talk did you hear on00:34:38
that AM station I didn't I heard00:34:41
uh top 40 baby didn't they intro them I00:34:45
mean nope they00:34:47
didn't he want you to dance yeah he does00:34:50
I can tell you about the last broadcast00:34:52
of Scott Hansen yesterday on the NFL Red00:34:56
Zone was that yesterday yeah he he's00:34:58
gone for another season he comes back00:35:01
next season I'm sure because he's so00:35:05
popular you know the Chicago Bears are00:35:08
in00:35:09
Illinois thank you Scott we have a00:35:12
interesting uh story out of Illinois00:35:14
involving the state legislature and some00:35:16
unusual laws there you'll be uh00:35:19
interested in I think at some point have00:35:21
we covered everybody's vacation we got00:35:23
everybody in there had a good time so a00:35:25
blessed time it was wonderful yeah okay00:35:27
lot of family lot of movies too blessed00:35:29
to be stressed mhm yeah a lot of movies00:35:32
yeah lot of movies I didn't go to any00:35:34
movies and didn't watch any TV it's only00:35:35
the second time the puppy uh the puppy00:35:38
she's a year and a half old but only the00:35:40
check local listing she's seen snow00:35:43
evidently she'd forgotten about snow and00:35:46
she uh slipped on the deck about nine00:35:48
times and if you've never seen a dog00:35:51
slip and fall it's hilarious you know00:35:53
how it's funny with a with a two-legged00:35:55
uh being sure00:35:57
yeah even funnier with four it's twice00:35:59
as funny with the dog because they're00:36:02
always legs sped out and spinning around00:36:05
that she was so excited show so excited00:36:08
oh it's so very excited good uh now um00:36:11
she wrot her anus on the carpet oh yeah00:36:13
that's exciting too coming up we have00:36:14
anuses in the news oh great and I I00:36:17
looked at her and said what is it my00:36:19
birthday ni yeah we have a uh rather00:36:23
unusual anus story in the news um in the00:36:26
in the world of uh do you think does it00:36:28
affect all of our anuses or uh no but it00:36:31
just shows the uh how do I word this00:36:34
elasticity no uh well among other things00:36:37
but it shows the potential I think the00:36:40
the potential none of us are living up00:36:41
to our anal potential that's exactly00:36:44
right this guy potential space is what00:36:46
it is this guy uh who's already quite00:36:49
bright uh judging by his skill at a00:36:53
specific sport um has apparently taken00:36:56
or alleged ly taken00:36:58
um the use of the anus to degrees00:37:02
unheard of oh okay wow now in this anus00:37:04
story is there anyone named Andrew no it00:37:06
was it's not anus an Andrew thank00:37:09
you that's have you heard that story I00:37:11
can't even tell that have I heard that00:37:13
story yeah if one of the Epstein00:37:15
documents isn't named anus and Andrew00:37:17
what are they doing uh involving of00:37:20
course Prince another list I was left00:37:23
off of that's why sexiest man why you00:37:25
continue to be00:37:27
I don't know that we started the show00:37:29
with um my name should be in that00:37:31
tribute to Sten Hawking of course he00:37:33
showed up on that right it's sort of00:37:35
meaningless it's so funny everyone that00:37:37
Epstein had ever seen so like now00:37:40
they're guilty of something did you ever00:37:41
star you ever see a movie starring John00:37:42
Travolta I did see a movie starring John00:37:44
John Travolta mentioned in the Epstein00:37:46
document he's there people have to be00:37:48
going what the hell is this well you00:37:50
know though but Hawking he remember he00:37:52
likes00:37:53
the adult entertainment and didn't he00:37:55
yeah what having an affair lot of of he00:37:58
lik his ladies yeah did he have to he00:38:02
have to have someone with him to you00:38:03
know unplug them and stuff oh my God00:38:05
unplug them oh I don't I I don't know I00:38:08
need to be charged very complicated00:38:12
machine it's one of those magnetic00:38:14
Chargers just roll me onto the back do00:38:17
you have the European00:38:19
adapter my my air is getting low hey we00:38:21
got an NFL playoffs coming up we'll go00:38:23
over it when we come back and we have to00:38:25
once again congratulate Chick McGee00:38:26
shoeing of the week huge comeback while00:38:28
we were gone we'll get all the details00:38:30
suck I'm on a heater um uh Ace we'll00:38:33
find out about Ace's uh lock La lack of00:38:36
power at his house you know that the the00:38:39
the power company that I have they don't00:38:40
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who oh is she turning it on sit back00:41:02
down now no this is why we have HD00:41:04
cameras STI has the remote control mhm00:41:08
and what is it you have it caught in a00:41:09
crack what's going on back there okay00:41:11
okay you comfort okay so are you00:41:14
prepared now stie explain to me how the00:41:16
remote works okay so up to 20 ft away00:41:19
which makes it really fun for a00:41:20
Valentine's Day date out to dinner with00:41:23
private there's three different modes00:41:25
there's mode where I can just press a00:41:27
button and it'll00:41:29
vibrate all right there we go there's00:41:32
ambient mode where you can hold it up to00:41:34
a speaker that'll pick up the Basse from00:41:35
music is that or you can whisper sweet00:41:38
nothings into the mic like this oh my00:41:41
God can you oh oh so as she as she talks00:41:44
it's vibrating hey there that's pretty00:41:47
good so she can be in the Next Room on a00:41:50
phone really here I'm going to step over00:41:52
here oh oh okay now s's leaving and00:41:54
walking away over to chicks Mike all00:41:56
right and oh oh my god oh she's00:41:59
Whispering talk yeah that feel pretty00:42:01
yeah let me try whisper sweet now I've00:42:04
got this so he's going to be do I just00:42:08
he's already doing00:42:09
it00:42:11
a oh no so it's vibrating to his voice00:42:14
what's going on what's going though your00:42:16
lips are up against00:42:19
me give it back to S pleas how about00:42:23
[Music]00:42:24
this is it oh00:42:28
goodness that's why you're single at all00:42:31
what are we wait a minute I'm sorry00:42:33
we're back live um back with that not00:42:35
your tongue he was talking about me cuz00:42:37
I went like this no no no no no I'll00:42:40
tell you what it was you see don't00:42:41
you're not even aware of what you just00:42:42
did Welcome Back to the Bob and time00:42:44
show we're live in the NAPA Auto Part00:42:45
Studios coming up our our interview with00:42:47
Donald00:42:48
Fagan stupid you don't know what you're00:42:51
saying no no we're trying to make00:42:52
conversation just throw the mics open00:42:53
Josh goes hey uh my toilet SE Pizza on00:42:56
the way yeah that's right he's excited00:42:59
about it it was something we had00:43:00
discussed did you hear what Tom said we00:43:02
were trying to make conversation Tom00:43:06
doesn't they invented the phrase he00:43:09
talks at me yes I thought it was I mean00:43:13
Josh okay you're on a first date let's00:43:15
just say let's just say and you there's00:43:17
some nice music in the background you're00:43:19
at a nice restaurant and the waiter00:43:22
comes up you order a some sort of00:43:24
cocktail I assume what are you a00:43:26
beverage of choice oh I might have a uh00:43:29
a tequila and a beer00:43:32
together shot why not as you see what00:43:35
he's thinking is here you said don't00:43:37
look like an alcoholic that's what he's00:43:39
thinking oh no no I think he looks like00:43:40
one um and then our farthest from the00:43:43
truth go ahead and then this this young00:43:45
lady ordered something and then you as a00:43:47
conversation starter hey uh my uh my new00:43:50
toilet seats uh I just got a thing from00:43:52
Amazon it's on the way then she goes I'm00:43:55
sure that's what you00:43:56
could I get an Uber I've got to get out00:43:58
of here I got a thing I my God the way00:44:00
your brain operates I know it's amazing00:44:02
fascinating so you're new toilet seat00:44:04
something you want want to tell us why00:44:06
well because no we were talk because I'm00:44:08
tired of my vacuum cleaner and with00:44:10
Christy and I were talking about vacuum00:44:11
and I'm going to order the one she has00:44:12
yeah you're replacing your vacuum I love00:44:14
my vacuum so as to enter the00:44:16
conversation you said wow that's really00:44:17
interesting hey my toilet seats on the00:44:19
way because the other day I mentioned00:44:21
that I broke Josh I love you but I think00:44:25
he might be right00:44:27
fair enough I'm just saying I'm just00:44:29
saying it's kind of a kind of a00:44:31
conversation killer really I knew we00:44:33
only had 4 seconds left in the break00:44:36
kind of a funny thing I thought I would00:44:37
yes you know what I thought I was I00:44:40
thought I was bringing up a topic that00:44:41
you would enjoy you know I get Josh I00:44:43
know what he was trying to do okay sir I00:44:45
didn't understand I hate00:44:47
you oh ladies and00:44:51
gentlemen it took just over a00:44:54
year but about 6 months longer than I00:44:57
had in the pool but it finally happened00:45:00
oh you you had you had the under I I I00:45:03
would have I would have taken the under00:45:05
too Josh now openly hates Tom I had the00:45:08
under myself congratulations but it was00:45:10
then they said I couldn't play because I00:45:11
was I could00:45:21
[Music]00:45:24
it00:45:34
uh uh uh uh Carl could you come back to00:45:36
the studio to sign some photos for us oh00:45:38
okay I can do that sure thing00:45:44
Tom made it all right give me a00:45:48
pen this has been FES traffic with Carl00:45:54
Lewis hi this is Nick Griffin and you're00:45:56
listening to Bob and Tom radio we have00:45:58
just a few more minutes with Kid Rock00:46:00
and um do you have a pre-show ritual of00:46:02
any kind that something that would be00:46:04
like a some a sports guy might put his00:46:06
socks on a certain way do you have two00:46:07
blondes and a00:46:09
sandwich or a blond sandwich or a blonde00:46:13
sandwich not going to put words in Mr00:46:15
Rock's mouth not really but this tour00:46:17
since we got Reverend Run on with us we00:46:18
always say prayer just kind of weird00:46:21
it's great you know we say a prayer and00:46:22
then I go out and sing like Devil00:46:23
Without a Cause And I want to like I'm00:46:27
yeah well go forth and00:46:31
multiply attendance at church would be a00:46:33
lot better if they did that is there um00:46:37
often with with bands there'll be one00:46:39
particular country one like Oddball00:46:41
country where that they're gigantic do00:46:44
you have any particular spots where00:46:46
you're uh bigger than elsewhere y00:46:52
Louisville it's right next to lonstein00:46:54
isn't it yeah yeah mhm this weird00:46:56
country called00:46:58
Kentucky Tennessee uhuh now uh Andy00:47:01
Hendrickson is the other voice you're00:47:02
hearing in the studio Andy is a stand-up00:47:03
comedian you're a young guy handsome guy00:47:06
you are you married no I'm single00:47:08
girlfriend or anything no none of that00:47:10
it's you know it's us really know how to00:47:12
get the old get the action trar time00:47:14
they move from town to town new woman in00:47:17
every port yeah all my friends are00:47:19
married I I got more weddings on the00:47:21
docket this year I got a wedding on uh00:47:23
Memorial Day another one on Labor Day00:47:27
you guys have the friends like that00:47:28
you're like oh great you're love so00:47:29
special you get to wreck my three-day00:47:31
weekend that's right yeah that's right00:47:34
maybe I'll have my funeral on the Super00:47:36
Bowl how about that how about that I'll00:47:38
show you bring a00:47:41
snack Bob and Tom 247 not on air online00:47:46
all the time details about that coming00:47:49
up hey welcome back to the Bob and Tom00:47:53
Show00:47:54
sorry all thought I scared somebody hey00:47:57
I'm sorry I didn't mean I didn't mean to00:47:59
scar scare you I'm sorry you know what's00:48:02
coming up this weekend00:48:03
Tom uh actually we need some like a like00:48:06
a trumpet or or something like that some00:48:09
Fan Fair yeah it's super Wild Card00:48:12
Weekend whoa I think this is like is00:48:15
that the NFL the third or fourth uh time00:48:18
they've they've tried to label a second00:48:19
let me just try super Wild Card Weekend00:48:21
let me try some of this stuff hold on a00:48:22
second we no it's the NHL we Rec00:48:26
okay let see if this00:48:28
works super wildcard week what the what00:48:32
is this like a detective that's ice00:48:34
skating oh sounds like they're stripping00:48:37
like a burlesque show dashel H it dashel00:48:40
ham it on ice that's a good part the big00:48:42
organ in the back you talked over that I00:48:45
like that you talked over that part what00:48:48
no in the back it sounds like detective00:48:50
music doesn't it I like it sassy body00:48:54
almost you want um maybe this works00:48:57
ready00:49:01
okay let me tell you something I like00:49:03
that it's00:49:04
closer okay it's this weekend coming up00:49:08
when I that's the first recorded Fanfare00:49:11
do I have to are you going to point this00:49:13
weekend coming00:49:16
up super Wildcard00:49:19
Weekend okay how about this one wait a00:49:21
minute here I'm not sure what this is00:49:23
these are okay ready here we go just00:49:26
Point coming up this00:49:30
weekend someone's going to be killed dur00:49:33
super Wild Card Weekend no oh that's not00:49:37
good okay anything else I I'm just00:49:39
looking there's a lot going on over here00:49:40
you got all the sounds how about this00:49:42
okay coming up this00:49:45
weekend that's not good that00:49:49
TR the top tier a fan fell from the Bel00:49:54
oh my gosh okay I let's see go00:49:58
ahead no no I didn't do the intro00:50:02
okay00:50:04
coming coming up this00:50:06
[Music]00:50:08
weekend super Wild Card00:50:11
week okay that's the wrong one I hit the00:50:14
wrong button I canot try it now there's00:50:15
no way that's not labeled Ducks yeah no00:50:19
it's labeled quack00:50:22
oh coming up it's the NFL playoff00:50:27
well that makes it seem stupid okay what00:50:29
is this one00:50:32
here what poor Zeppelin what is00:50:35
yeah what the hell is that that's Aussie00:50:38
I don't know but I like it no that that00:50:40
is zeppelin sounds like Zeppelin all00:50:42
right yeah00:50:45
um never do that again okay wow that00:50:49
hurt my ears whatever you oh God it is00:50:52
it is00:50:54
offensive je well how about this super00:50:58
Wild Card week that's good yeah so what00:51:00
happens super Wild Card Weekend does00:51:02
happen coming00:51:04
up super Wildcard00:51:08
Weekend I'm trying to figure out what00:51:09
some of this stuff is Saturday 4:3000:51:12
Eastern you're Cleveland Browns Tom00:51:15
Saturday at 4:30 Eastern Joe flacko Joe00:51:18
flacko they traveled to Houston to take00:51:20
on CJ strad and the Texans how about00:51:22
that one and then uh Saturday night00:51:26
that CJ Stout can throw sure sure can00:51:28
can first play yikes you're going to be00:51:30
upset Saturday night peacock only behind00:51:33
the pay00:51:34
wall it's uh the Dolphins at the Chiefs00:51:38
and Scuttle but is or00:51:41
Scuttle uh that uh that Taylor Swift is00:51:44
going to be there so they're trying to00:51:46
drive people to peacock with this little00:51:48
that's such a shame that should be on00:51:50
regular television yeah it should well I00:51:52
think uh in the Miami area and uh Kansas00:51:55
City here it'll probably be offered on00:51:57
local television but you could drive00:52:00
there and sit in the parking lot I can't I00:52:04
can't keep track do I even have peacock00:52:06
I don't even know I don't know you have00:52:07
to pay for it it's extra you probably00:52:09
have't I mean is it a separate one ball00:52:11
by itself or part of a package with well00:52:13
I don't know you have cable don't you00:52:15
how do you feel about the term pays for00:52:17
it oh you got the pays for it I like00:52:20
that do you00:52:22
know yeah you want peacock you got of00:52:25
pays for it can I write a joke down and00:52:27
pass it over to you yep uh then Sunday00:52:29
at 1:00 Steelers at the Buffalo00:52:32
Bills and uh then at 4:30 Eastern00:52:36
Packers at the00:52:38
Cowboys and then Tom suppose Aaron00:52:40
Rogers will be watching that game friend00:52:42
of the show his old friends I guess the00:52:44
Jets won't be watching it this is the00:52:46
big game of the weekend Tom the uh00:52:49
Detroit Lions hosting the Los Angeles00:52:52
Rams and you know who's the quarterback00:52:54
of the Ring the former Matthew Stafford00:52:57
used to be friend of the show guy great00:52:59
guy a lot bigger than you think he would00:53:01
be then Monday night the hapless00:53:03
Philadelphia Eagles traveled to Baker00:53:06
Mayfield in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers so00:53:08
there you are I'll have all those picks00:53:10
coming up now the most important thing00:53:11
with regard to the NFL is the fact that00:53:13
Chick McGee while we were on vacation00:53:15
that's right he um this is all well00:53:17
documented on my Instagram was it wasn't00:53:20
behind a pay wall chick bgee went out00:53:22
there and made his picks and um a huge00:53:24
recovery after a really difficult uh and00:53:27
um awful what's the word I'm looking for00:53:29
stench Laden beginning yeah awful there00:53:32
was an was uh 12 and three the first00:53:35
week on vacay 10 and six this last week00:53:38
22 and9 for the week 88 and 76 right now00:53:41
against the spread holy cow awesome just00:53:43
come and pick up money K yeah so now it00:53:46
gets serious and now it gets serious00:53:48
they're going to put in a pool this00:53:50
year I think I'll uh I think I'm going00:53:53
to start that yeah okay any day now you00:53:56
going to put a pool in I might it's got00:53:58
all that money I got I got betting money00:54:01
there's only one of two reasons why00:54:02
Chick McGee would start digging in his00:54:04
backyard a pool is one of00:54:06
them the other one is preparation yes00:54:10
why is he digging at nice well you know00:54:13
you got to dig the hole first because if00:54:15
you uh if if you're burying somebody and00:54:18
then somebody comes along you got to dig00:54:20
three holes see00:54:22
so oh well um no coming up well we have00:54:25
the question is there Seaman in your00:54:26
latte and also tonight it's the national00:54:29
championship of college football oh my00:54:32
goodness right whoa from Houston Texas00:54:34
the Washington Huskies they're all00:54:36
slightly chubby and the Michigan W we're00:54:39
going to do it who's picked to win that00:54:42
uh Washington is getting five so00:54:45
Wolverines are your00:54:47
favorite I like the sound as you said00:54:50
Tom I like the I like the smell of00:54:53
Washington Plus the five oh really I00:54:55
like are we going to make that an00:54:56
official bed oh yeah I've got it up on00:54:58
the Instagram oh I picked um Alabama and00:55:00
uh Michigan and uh uh Washington Texas00:55:04
too I was I one in one on that on that00:55:07
choice we'll get all the details coming00:55:08
up when we return we have lots of00:55:10
interesting things going on in the world00:55:11
of news uh including U that weird story00:55:15
about the airplane that the door fell00:55:17
off yeah oh yeah ter it was it's kind of00:55:20
confusing it is was it a door was it a00:55:23
window it was a whole for a door they00:55:25
chose not to get the door they just00:55:27
wanted the window in so the plug if you00:55:30
will that filled the space is what blew00:55:33
out I'm starting to subscribe to Josh's00:55:35
theory about the media blowing00:55:37
everything out of because I've seen half00:55:39
the plane was broken the fuselage was00:55:43
missing a window a door some kid was00:55:46
hanging out of the window it really00:55:48
confusing some didn't some kids clothes00:55:51
fly off they had his clothes sucked off00:55:53
pretty scary also ever been sucked off00:55:55
on a00:55:56
plane don't be so vulgar of course not00:56:00
uh we have Snoop Dogg in the news as00:56:01
well we'll be right back Bob and Tom00:56:03
Show this is the Bob and Tom Show text00:56:06
us00:56:13
at Tom how do you have a favorite song00:56:16
You Hate disco oh00:56:18
[Music]00:56:19
no oh wait a minute chick's doing his uh00:56:22
office chair dance yeah it looks like00:56:24
you're having a00:56:26
stroke a stroke of00:56:34
Genius so this isn't your song again00:56:37
this00:56:38
isn't can you give me00:56:41
the can you kill that this is your00:56:43
favorite song then00:56:46
maybe this is your faite seen a Watchman00:56:50
great favorite disco00:56:53
song ohh in now this00:56:56
is you reaching for the stars there what00:56:58
the hell is that dance so if you were on00:56:59
a dance FL you would not do that to this00:57:02
song probably because it would mean we00:57:03
were at a wedding or something beg your00:57:05
pardon of course you would Now by by00:57:08
we you'd have a date and do that in00:57:10
front of a woman of course he would well00:57:12
no I don't take typically don't take00:57:13
dates to weddings you you pick up the00:57:17
yeah you know Tom there are only a few00:57:19
women who are attracted to00:57:20
self-important hubris and Josh is out00:57:24
there on the Dance Floor trying to have00:57:26
fun you're over in the corner00:57:28
pontificating about how you wouldn't00:57:30
have gotten the cake that they chose for00:57:32
their wedding and there are only a few00:57:34
women going to come over he's00:57:36
interesting that's why you're socially00:57:38
awkward that's why you've always been00:57:40
social so who would you be doing that00:57:42
dance with whoever's out there really00:57:44
your nieces they love to dance sure00:57:46
they'00:57:47
be Brides thece feet on your feet and00:57:50
dancing them around and let me let me00:57:52
tell you this when I when I broads are a00:57:54
sucker for that move when I dance PE I I00:57:57
don't go to people people come to00:58:00
me that's right00:58:03
so let's see it00:58:05
again he's moving the shoulders now he's00:58:09
reaching for the stars with his with a00:58:12
grin in his00:58:14
[Music]00:58:18
face aren't there enough networks now to00:58:21
just be the Bob and Tom Network and have00:58:23
us on TV all the time we're on TV right00:58:25
now in the VIP cameras right well we00:58:27
can't get all the listeners in that room00:58:29
okay that was helpful not at all00:58:34
okay are you sure it's not Eminence00:58:36
Front by The Who I'm I'm checking uh00:58:38
social media now to see if anybody we00:58:40
sing the disco song that it's stuck in00:58:41
your head that you can't remember he00:58:43
only00:58:44
knows uh try rubber band man um rubber00:58:47
band00:58:49
[Music]00:58:52
man yeah I don't remember that I've had00:58:54
multiple people suggesting that so oh oh00:58:57
really that may be it then yeah00:58:59
hopefully it is now what is the00:59:00
instrument doing00:59:02
that I don't know it's kind of a high00:59:05
pitched I don't know what it is okay00:59:07
okay well we'll have to explore down00:59:08
maybe it's a rubber band Dean's looking00:59:10
for it okay um sorry is it this00:59:13
one oh this is good this is00:59:17
good yes yeah here comes a00:59:22
yeah mes was occasion00:59:25
he live00:59:26
by alligator for00:59:30
knock guest in the studio Joe Deo single00:59:33
man uh how old are you Joe you said 4800:59:36
wow 48 in single yeah wow tell me about00:59:41
it do you want to be married my attitude00:59:44
seems to be traveling around the room I00:59:46
kind of like it do you want to be00:59:48
married you know what uh I'm I'm in the00:59:50
throws of a midlife crisis I'm a few00:59:52
weeks into it and I recently was00:59:55
involved with someone and it didn't work00:59:56
out and I it made me realize when I was00:59:58
young I was like oh I don't want to get01:00:00
involved I don't want to get tied down01:00:02
and now my mindset is who can I trick01:00:04
into marrying01:00:07
me do you watch a lot of porn you you01:00:10
know I'm I'm backing off on that and01:00:12
I'll tell you why because I've lived and01:00:14
I've learned I don't like it realistic I01:00:17
like some fantasy in it because it ruins01:00:19
them I was watching one the other day01:00:20
and and the theme was Teenage Asian01:00:22
girls and it was too realistic halfway01:00:24
through her mom made her take a violin01:00:25
lesson and it really ruined the mood oh01:00:31
boy that's what I get for renting tiger01:00:45
[Music]01:00:48
teens a completely shaved head now to01:00:52
commemorate Britney's new look Bob and01:00:55
Tom Labs is proud to introduce their new01:00:59
perfume bald b a l d01:01:05
bald a fragrance for today's unraveling01:01:10
woman she's cooky she's crazy and she's01:01:15
getting01:01:17
bald tomorrow's my girlfriend's birthday01:01:20
and she'll definitely be getting bald01:01:22
what woman wouldn't love to get01:01:25
Bal my wife and I are celebrating our01:01:28
30th Anniversary soon I thought she'd be01:01:30
thrilled when I told her she was going01:01:32
to get bald but she just rolled over and01:01:35
went back to01:01:36
sleep okay almost everybody wants to get01:01:39
bald be sure to get some today just look01:01:43
for the Slick box and you'll know you're01:01:46
getting bald b a l d01:01:53
bald01:01:55
hi this is Mike Biga and you're01:01:56
listening to Bob and Tom radio and haai01:01:59
is like a recipe for a fight they got a01:02:00
language all of the vowels they embrace01:02:02
them you know like an old Mrs Beasley01:02:04
doll all the vowels they01:02:06
love they can't stand the consonants you01:02:08
know twice I found nine 's together in a01:02:11
word you know you see that you could01:02:13
pronounce it but you can't you have to01:02:16
go or you end up on the wrong01:02:21
Island they put two airports on the01:02:23
island of Maui they call one of them01:02:24
something like hilly Willy ply and then01:02:26
they call the other one willy willy ply01:02:28
I go to the wrong one I'm the01:02:30
idiot some guy at the airport in a01:02:32
flowered shirt you you're supposed to be01:02:34
at hilly Willy Billy not willy willy ply01:02:36
all cheerful and everything why don't01:02:37
you call one of them my my pee PE ow ow01:02:40
buy a consonant the next time you spin01:02:42
the wheel Don Ho ho01:02:44
ho how' you name everything over here01:02:46
what' you do bring a stutterer over and01:02:47
tell him to hurry01:02:49
up hey what would you call that tree and01:02:52
okay that's good enough that mountain01:02:54
over there oh okay that's good how about01:02:57
those big birds oh oh yeah keep moving01:02:59
those will be the O Birds won't01:03:03
they essential morning radio all day and01:03:08
all01:03:09
night no seriously01:03:13
really hey welcome back to the Bob and01:03:15
Tom Show at the news desk it's Christy01:03:17
Lee hello there's Pat Godwin in the01:03:19
performance room hello there's Josh01:03:22
Arnold with a check local listings winry01:03:24
bone to pick oh yes that's right a01:03:28
wintry bone there's Ace Cosby I'm Chick01:03:31
McGee and here's Tom thank you very much01:03:34
I I titled this the problem with snowmen01:03:37
oh all right all right uh where I was uh01:03:41
over the weekend it snowed yeah and uh01:03:44
not a lot but enough to cover the ground01:03:47
and it was so was it heavy uh wet snow01:03:50
apparently because I looked out and01:03:51
there were three snow people in my yard01:03:55
wow nice the neighborhood children01:03:57
decided to make uh snow people but in my01:04:00
yard how dare they well you don't do01:04:03
that there's not a not a flake of snow01:04:06
left uh anymore except for these three01:04:10
blobs in my yard and I I just I want to01:04:12
go out and chop them up why so that they01:04:14
melt like the rest of the snow did why01:04:16
did they put them in your yard I don't01:04:18
know what these uh Ruffians are about it01:04:22
sounds like a message yeah it does think01:04:24
I think it might01:04:25
be might be get out of the neighborhood01:04:28
this could be the what was the what was01:04:30
the famous famous movie that people01:04:32
thought was real and uh War the world01:04:35
The Blair Witch Project Blair Witch01:04:36
Project maybe this is a Christmas01:04:38
version of Blair Witch with that's right01:04:40
so you're saying that the neighbor kids01:04:42
didn't make these snowmen they just01:04:44
showed up I think if you dig underneath01:04:46
the third snowman to the east yes you'll01:04:49
find a recorded01:04:52
interview with the original Blair Witch01:04:54
you know what I changed I'm not messing01:04:56
with any of these guys man I when the01:04:58
Blair Witch I they sold me hookline I01:05:01
was right there with I could not wait to01:05:03
go see that movie perfect marketing via01:05:04
the sort of new internet wonderful was01:05:07
it any good the movie I I was scared so01:05:10
scared I was terrified turns out I was01:05:12
terrified at nothing I know it was01:05:16
wonderful then they made a really01:05:17
expensive sequel yeah it was very odd01:05:20
and I wouldn't believe people and I said01:05:21
you know there's those are all actors01:05:23
and actresses and I no they're not and01:05:25
then I saw one of them in a steak and01:05:26
shake yeah exactly that was unfortunate01:05:30
but good for her that she yeah good she01:05:32
booked it away some of the mag certainly01:05:34
um um Christy I was yes for some this's01:05:38
been some kind of a confusing thing this01:05:39
morning with respect to what I printed01:05:41
and what Christie has so I'll read this01:05:43
one real quick uh before I think we we01:05:45
need to get to a song Pat got um some01:05:48
nice letters I'm going to read about you01:05:49
just a second I was going through some01:05:51
old uh news stories looking for01:05:53
something and I stumbled on this01:05:54
one um a New York01:05:57
Pastor uh made headlines a few years01:06:00
back declaring that Starbucks flavored01:06:02
its coffee with the semen of sodomites01:06:05
oh what right wait a minute back wait01:06:07
wait wait let's hear them out Read that01:06:10
read that again read that again a pastor01:06:13
in New York a pastor in New York okay01:06:15
pastor a pastor Louis Pastor uh made01:06:18
made headlines declaring that Starbucks01:06:21
flavored its coffee with the semen of01:06:23
sodomites so he's insane uh James David01:06:27
Manning are they charging us for this of01:06:29
the at La World Missionary church I'll01:06:32
have a flat wide um appeared on a01:06:33
segment on The Daily Show called hey01:06:35
guess who's still returning our calls01:06:38
and they were revisiting some of the01:06:39
shows most notorious guests he said this01:06:42
this this Pastor said Starbucks is using01:06:44
semen to make their lattes more01:06:47
flavorful all right I he has evidence of01:06:50
this I imagine uh funny you'd bring that01:06:52
up he said when press for evidence the01:06:53
pastors said um you may not be able to01:06:56
find my explanation suitable to meet the01:06:58
empirical01:07:00
standards big word there right but let's01:07:02
just say I know all right uhhuh so uh he01:07:07
also said that Starbucks was Ground Zero01:07:09
for01:07:10
Ebola this guy's a quite he's got a lot01:07:14
a lot of theories this guy got a few01:07:17
ideas yeah yeah he's got plenty of idea01:07:19
uh over the weekend I heard by the way01:07:21
that a Roy wood evidently might be got01:07:24
the inside track to host The Daily Show01:07:26
I knew it I knew all that was just just01:07:28
a a money I hope so big I hope so too he01:07:33
was angry and everything just so he can01:07:35
put me uh he can take care of me when I01:07:37
come to New York I don't care yes good01:07:39
hope so be in any event this was an01:07:42
older story that oh that's really01:07:44
something has resurfaced with the claim01:07:46
that people are getting Sean in their01:07:48
lotties first of all if you think about01:07:50
that the difficulty of collecting it01:07:53
well well it would come in a giant pouch01:07:55
in the quantity that one would need you01:07:58
know are these people that work there or01:08:00
are they just collecting from anyone01:08:02
yeah that's what he he doesn't make that01:08:03
clear but I mean you got your Bree to01:08:05
going hey look dude I need some recovery01:08:08
time yeah I just had a guy had a had a01:08:11
Vente cappuccino Sao I gotta I got to01:08:14
need a break here I can't just whip the01:08:17
froth I got to beat it for it in any01:08:20
event now we know it's in those protein01:08:21
boxes you talk about a cup of joe by the01:08:23
way01:08:24
couple of Steve couple of Dave in any01:08:27
event that's of course this guy's of01:08:28
course insane yeah but Pat look at these01:08:31
letters here it says Dear bobin my wife01:08:34
and I made made it to Comedy Off brought01:08:36
away in Lexington last Saturday oh Pat01:08:38
Goden was so funny my ribs and jaw were01:08:40
hurting a from what I guess the laughter01:08:44
uh your son Jimmy singing backups was my01:08:46
favorite yeah Jimmy was great uh then01:08:48
here we go this is that was that was01:08:50
from Chad this is from Barry I heard01:08:52
Jimmy got hammered I can't well he's01:08:54
funny when he's you know got a few in01:08:56
him I can't I can't wait until you and01:08:59
Jimmy have some sort of disagreement01:09:00
about contracts and billing and oh he01:09:03
doesn't care that about that at all not01:09:05
yet no not yet and then you'll reunite01:09:08
in a ton right I money he doesn't know01:09:12
what cash what money01:09:13
is Barry writes I saw Pat show in01:09:16
Lexington it was fantastic one of the01:09:18
best shows I've ever seen uh Jimmy was01:09:20
awesome as well and you really have to01:09:22
applaud Pat scheme to get Jimmy's01:09:23
college fund oh yeah to sell the Koozies01:09:26
at the end that's great I have Jimmy01:09:28
sell little sign it says Jimmy's college01:09:31
fund that's a good one goes right in my01:09:33
pocket that's yeah um did you have a01:09:36
song for us anything in mind I could do01:09:39
the song that introduces Jimmy it's01:09:40
called Hotel pool would you like to hear01:09:42
that sure now Jimmy is your uh Hotel 13y01:09:44
old son he's my 13-year-old son is he 1301:09:47
yeah oh my goodness and he's as tall as01:09:50
I am I'm I'm only 5'8 but he's going to01:09:52
be huge hm I better behave around him01:09:55
you know that day is going to come when01:09:56
he challenges me try to kick dad's ass01:09:59
oh yeah that was last01:10:02
week took my son on many trips cost01:10:06
planes and big old ships I got him to01:10:08
check out the SES thought he think01:10:09
they're01:10:11
cool he seen Niagra Fall stood out sted01:10:14
and out Rush more but he didn't care he01:10:17
said dad does the hotel have a01:10:20
pool these are the questions that he01:10:23
asked asks is there a vending machine01:10:25
with snacks can I connect my phone to01:10:28
the TV's01:10:30
HDMI son you're off from school let's be01:10:34
tourists and not be fools he said dad01:10:37
does the hotel have a01:10:40
pool yes son the hotel has a01:10:45
pool I took my boy to Mexico on the01:10:49
flight and away we go we're going deep01:10:51
sea fishing where the bass is so much01:10:53
larger01:10:55
I'm trying to spend some quality time01:10:58
the ocean water is so Sublime he said01:11:00
dad I lost my Apple01:11:03
charger oh my iPad's almost dead these01:11:07
are the things that my son said I want01:11:09
to play Minecraft in the room here all01:11:13
alone the son don't be a tool He says01:11:17
Dad don't be cruel and by the way does01:11:20
the hotel have a pool I said yes the01:11:24
hotel by the ocean has a01:11:27
pool he says salt water burns my eyes01:11:30
there are sharks every shape and size01:11:33
probably a jellyfish or01:11:36
too and I hate the sand Dad let's skip01:11:38
the beach and hit the hotel pool yeah01:11:43
that is a an absolute true ISM yes it is01:11:48
thank yeah uh now uh coming up in sports01:11:51
more Sports coming up including uh the01:11:54
National Championship in college01:11:56
football this evening between Washington01:11:58
and Michigan we'll take a look at the uh01:12:01
NFL playoffs coming up this weekend and01:12:03
he won't have my picks yet we're going01:12:04
to uh you we're see the injury report01:12:07
and barometric pressure and like that01:12:09
and and also um I want to talk a little01:12:12
bit about those raycon earbuds uh one of01:12:15
the gifts I got my kids for Christmas01:12:18
those uh raycon full headphones ah those01:12:21
uh gave me a lot of Peace Walter oh you01:12:24
pop on the raycon headphones they plug01:12:25
them into those iPads and start playing01:12:27
their games and watching their movies01:12:29
etc etc peace and quiet ah thank you01:12:32
raycon I certainly appreciate01:12:34
it and the new year is finally here and01:12:37
whether you're making big changes or01:12:39
just settling back into a consistent01:12:41
routine some people call it a rut but01:12:44
sometimes a rut is nice raycon everyday01:12:47
earbuds look feel and sound better than01:12:49
ever with optimized gel tips for the01:12:51
perfect inear fit the earbud buds are so01:12:53
comfortable they will not budge raycons01:12:57
also give you eight hours of playtime01:12:58
32-hour battery life and rayon's price01:13:01
just right quality audio at about half01:13:03
the price of other premium audio Brands01:13:06
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raycon products that's by ron.com once01:13:22
again I'm a big fan I have the I took01:13:24
the rayon earbuds for myself on the01:13:26
vacation of course but for the those uh01:13:28
complete sealed headphones they are01:13:30
great I was at a restaurant a gentleman01:13:33
came up to me and he thanked me for me01:13:35
telling him about raycons nice and I'm01:13:38
not sure I did but I took the uh I took01:13:40
the credit okay I said you're welcome01:13:42
sir is this the same I I think I heard01:13:44
about this is this one of them the guy01:13:46
handed you his oh no he handed he handed01:13:48
you your trousers and you said oh I'm01:13:51
sorry I left those in the men's room01:13:55
yeah I was playing with myself in the01:13:56
bathroom and he happened to come in and01:13:59
what are you wanting me to01:14:01
do in the words of George Harrison I'm01:14:04
trying to appease you all right to01:14:06
appease you PA I'll play whatever you01:14:08
want I'll play I won't play it's fine I01:14:10
won't play at01:14:11
all thank you very much uh uh coming up01:14:14
uh in the news we have the woman with01:14:16
the two uteruses utery and three and01:14:20
three boobs no just the Walker you01:14:23
Walker and pitch to The Rhino is that01:14:25
right that's very helpful this is the01:14:27
Bob and Tom Show hi this is Larry01:14:36
rebunk just like every other comedian01:14:38
ever I to have recently broken up with01:14:41
uh my girlfriend so you had to let her01:14:43
go from the van01:14:46
yeah I Unchained her from the radiator01:14:50
well I guess that's01:14:51
over I broke up my last girlfriend I01:14:54
broke up via voicemail is that tacky01:14:56
that is kind of tacky well hear me out01:14:58
all right I didn't leave a message on01:15:00
her voicemail oh I left it on the01:15:03
outgoing message on my01:15:06
voicemail all right hi this is01:15:10
Brandon leave a01:15:12
message this is Susan it's01:15:15
over all right hit the brick ug01:15:19
mug anybody else just leave your message01:15:22
yeah anybody else leave a don't forget01:15:23
your number did you show your message01:15:26
your message is important to me unless01:15:28
it's Susan did you say hit the bricks01:15:30
ugam mug yeah I called her ugab buug01:15:31
she's01:15:32
ugly I was dating an ugly girl well01:15:36
somebody has to she was really she was01:15:37
hard on the eyes wow ugam mug ug I think01:15:41
I'm I'm going to start calling you that01:15:43
that be my little pet name for you01:15:44
Chrissy ugam01:15:46
mug certainly not I just think it's cute01:15:50
well you you can be mean to ugly girls01:15:52
cuz they don't have feelings01:15:53
I Discovery Channel that's what you were01:15:56
told right oh there you go I discovered01:15:58
that by the way have something for the01:16:00
quotes page I done usually usually you01:16:03
don't make the quotes page in the first01:16:04
10 minutes but you just did she bought01:16:06
rocks one time from Pier One Import she01:16:09
bought a basket of rocks no kidding to01:16:12
decorate her coffee table with well they01:16:15
had like Words chiseled into them okay01:16:18
they said like joy and happiness and01:16:20
friendship so like one night I just took01:16:23
a handful of those rocks and I drove01:16:25
around my neighborhood chucking them01:16:27
through people's windows Joy Here Comes01:16:30
happiness we were driving to the mall01:16:32
one time so she could buy some dumb01:16:34
stuff and there was a car in front of us01:16:36
and it had a bumper sticker that said my01:16:38
boss is a Jewish Carpenter on it mm and01:16:41
she was all like my boss a Jewish01:16:43
Carpenter what's that01:16:46
mean and I was like think about it who's01:16:49
the most famous Jewish Carpenter you can01:16:51
think of right and I swear to God she01:16:54
she01:16:55
went I don't know01:17:01
jepetto that totally happened for real01:17:05
in real life hear this stuff from you I01:17:09
had a guy in the jaw and um as hard as I01:17:12
could twice in U uh somewhere in New01:17:14
York Albany New York I just played the01:17:16
Palace Theater and uh we were going to01:17:19
go get something to eat and uh and it it01:17:23
was a a restaurant attached to the hotel01:17:25
and my bus was across the street cuz I01:17:27
always stay on my bus and uh this guy01:17:30
this girl came over and started talking01:17:32
to us at our table and I I don't know01:17:33
her you know she but she she had had her01:17:36
sister does standup in New York and Vic01:17:38
Henley was the opening act and he does01:17:40
stand up in New York and he knows her so01:17:42
they were talking across the table I01:17:44
just if it wouldn't have been for that01:17:45
i' have shoot her away because I was01:17:47
trying to eat my crappy little piece of01:17:48
tilapia and uh and uh you must do very01:17:52
well she gets up and leaves and she01:17:54
comes back and she has her sister on the01:17:56
phone and she's headlining a club that01:17:58
Vic and I headlined forever and uh01:18:00
columus Ohio and so she hands the phone01:18:03
to Vic she sits down next to me and Vic01:18:05
can't hear so he gets up and walks away01:18:07
and uh and then a guy comes over to her01:18:11
so some guy came up to me and asked me a01:18:13
young guy for an autograph I said I'm01:18:14
trying to eat right now and this guy01:18:17
comes over pokes her in the shoulder and01:18:18
says get over here and she gets up real01:18:21
nervous and walks over there and I'm01:18:22
like ah man what is this and I see the01:18:25
guy walking over towards me and uh and01:18:28
he goes how come you took took a picture01:18:30
with my girlfriend you didn't take a01:18:31
picture with my son but both of them01:18:33
were connected to this guy and I don't01:18:35
know him I don't know anything I don't01:18:36
know anything but he was standing up and01:18:38
I was sitting down so I started to stand01:18:40
up and he shoved me back down in my01:18:42
chair and I'm like all right okay and so01:18:45
it was ugly it was it was a nice place01:18:48
too wine glasses01:18:49
tablecloths and it all went flying and01:18:52
uh I got him shoved him and he took a01:18:54
big swing at me and hit me but not01:18:56
really with a punch but but hit me and01:18:58
um left his jaw just hanging out there01:19:01
and I'm like all right here you go buddy01:19:03
you can't leave your jaw hanging out01:19:04
there and I just boom boom and uh so he01:19:10
called the cops and filed assault01:19:12
charges on me or tried to and the cops01:19:13
showed up and I was like oh come on man01:19:16
Chevy Chas shoulder01:19:21
kick so uh it's hard sometimes you so01:19:25
now you know and that's why now I have01:19:27
to have police everywhere I go because01:19:29
it probably nothing will happen but if01:19:30
it does I can't hit people yeah and and01:19:34
you know I'm 61 I don't I don't need to01:19:35
be getting in fights or anything and and01:19:37
Pat who's not very big but my my guy Pat01:19:40
that drives a bus and and manages my01:19:43
road stuff uh he was he's a little guy01:19:47
in stature but he was he's a seventh01:19:50
degree black belt and so he actually got01:19:54
this guy in a sleeper hole from behind01:19:57
after I hit him and uh and then the guy01:20:00
started taing him on the arm and he goes01:20:02
this ain't the MMA you're going to the01:20:16
floor cuz I'll be rich as01:20:21
hell and then I fig I didn't need01:20:23
anymore you're listening to Bob and Tom01:20:26
radio01:20:29
247 hey welcome back to the Bob and Tom01:20:32
Show we got a letter okay and um Take a01:20:35
Letter01:20:37
Maria Name the artist I know e w01:20:41
Stevenson very good thank you yes darn01:20:44
and Brooks and Dunn did a cover him is01:20:45
that right no they didn't they did a01:20:48
cover of my01:20:49
Maria they did a different Maria song BW01:20:53
wasn't that a Maria Tony orl was Tony01:20:56
Orlando and wasn't that a Snoop01:21:00
Dog Maria that's BW okay yes yeah that's01:21:03
the one that Brooks and done did Take a01:21:04
Letter Maria is uh is it Tony orando no01:21:09
no it's uh Jacob horn it is Jacob horn01:21:13
and the S kickers I have a thousand01:21:16
bucks that says it isn't no it's Jacob01:21:17
horn and the horn dogs you remember them01:21:20
oh of course I they were crazy great01:21:24
RB Greaves yes RB Greaves RB Greaves01:21:27
yeah I was with you Pat I thought it was01:21:29
sty Orlando sounds just like an Orlando01:21:31
dear chick while listening to the01:21:34
show son of a [ __ ] last night as I got01:21:38
home a good01:21:40
song that is01:21:43
cool Roger01:21:49
Bruce no fool tell you what happen01:21:53
what a voice01:21:57
huh01:22:00
again01:22:02
Maria to my01:22:05
wife I will be01:22:09
home don't01:22:11
know that word is supposed to be01:22:13
Ant a and Maria sorry I'm going to need01:22:17
a have the you have the white out this01:22:20
is typewriter days of the white out I'm01:22:22
sorry that's a that what a great voice a01:22:25
great song and it is RB Greaves you're01:22:26
right Take a Letter Maria I'm sorry why01:22:29
were you mentioning that what about my01:22:30
Maria by BW that's a different01:22:33
song not the one you brought up Maria01:22:37
somebody else redid that recently Brooks01:22:38
and oh even more recently no like01:22:41
uh I'm going to say hoodie01:22:45
maybe Brooks and dun definitely did I01:22:47
know that uh do chick listening to the01:22:49
show last week uh and the best of I'd01:22:51
heard a section that I never heard01:22:53
before apparently you did some partying01:22:56
in South boo Wisconsin that's exactly01:22:59
true you remember how B got its name yes01:23:02
a golf of the uh the native uh people01:23:06
yeah the chief hung his ass over a cliff01:23:09
oh going to the bathroom and hit the01:23:11
water and it01:23:12
went and that's insulting an entire town01:23:15
entire way name of B Wisconsin There's01:23:18
poops and there's South B that's right01:23:21
uh I heard you chick say that uh you01:23:23
once did a head beer at one of the local01:23:26
establishments that's true they had a01:23:28
barber chair and they would tip you01:23:30
upside down proving that you can swallow01:23:32
it doesn't have anything to do with01:23:33
gravity and you would drink a beer wa01:23:36
whoa whoa crazy yeah what what happens01:23:39
but it goes right to your head I go01:23:40
upside down and you drink a beer as01:23:43
you're upside down proving that like a c01:23:46
stand but you were in a barber shop01:23:47
chair I was in a barber shop chair01:23:48
upside down yeah yikes what01:23:51
establishment was that I need to go over01:23:53
there I'm sure it's not uh there's no01:23:55
way there still it's not there this it01:23:57
says thank you mayor Tom Fitzgerald oh01:24:01
he's the mayor of South booy and Gerald01:24:04
fits still Tom it was called The Iron01:24:07
Works Cool in booy okay that's a true01:24:10
story do they tie you down so you don't01:24:12
fall off the chair no no you they leave01:24:15
they leave some things up to you being a01:24:18
human01:24:20
being try to stay in the chair okay I'm01:24:23
having trouble understanding why this is01:24:25
interesting de chick um of01:24:29
course well it doesn't have anything to01:24:31
do with chess or bathtubs we'll get to01:24:33
that in a moment what a this is my01:24:35
favorite Story of the Year already guess01:24:36
what else it has oh01:24:40
defant no dear chick my brother went01:24:42
through a divorce a couple years ago and01:24:43
took a trip to clear his head he asked01:24:46
people to post songs that would01:24:47
preoccupy his mind while he drove six01:24:49
hours to go back home all right so being01:24:52
the loving brother I am I immediately01:24:55
sent him teddy bear by Red01:25:00
soine come on back and talk to teddy01:25:04
bear you remember teddy bear the story01:25:06
of teddy bear I don't I don't it's a a01:25:09
toddler a smaller child real sad isn't01:25:11
it yeah under like 10 years old it would01:25:13
he would get on the he would get on the01:25:16
CB Radio and talk to the truckers01:25:18
truckers yeah from his base station and01:25:19
he would say come on back and talk to01:25:21
teddy bear01:25:23
yeah oh boy this is red so and at one01:25:25
point teddy bear wasn't there01:25:28
anymore he perished I was on the01:25:31
outskirts of a little southern town this01:25:33
is red trying to reach my destination01:25:36
before the sun went down red soine soine01:25:39
the OCB was bling away on Channel One n01:25:42
from the album that's soine and there01:25:43
came a little boy's voice on the radio L01:25:46
A that's right and he said breaker One n01:25:49
is anyone there come back Truckers talk01:25:52
to teddy01:25:53
bear I keyed the mic and I said you got01:25:56
it teddy bear you got it and the little01:25:58
boy's voice came back on the air boy01:26:01
appreciate the break who we got on that01:26:03
end yeah I told him my handle and then01:26:06
he began oh01:26:08
boy what what was his01:26:11
handle it wasn't anything01:26:14
uh little boy the other end of the line01:26:17
it was throbbing01:26:19
rooster ex troop leader01:26:24
Dan 49 so so this boy has a so-called01:26:27
base St base station and he's talking to01:26:29
all the truckers it's his only01:26:30
connection to the outside01:26:32
world does he he's he's uh he has to be01:26:35
inside one wonders why he's not outside01:26:38
playing he has some illness horrible01:26:40
disease he has a horrible disease is01:26:42
that true in a song in the song it's01:26:44
true that was coming up they leave it to01:26:46
the listener to piece all that wonderful01:26:48
stuff together and then should we go01:26:51
ahead in the song oh I think we should01:26:53
at this point we must point before his01:26:56
mama got home oh yeah and his driver01:26:58
said goodbye mhm and then they were all01:27:01
gone he said something about his marrow01:27:03
count I don't know I know what that01:27:05
means and said so long Tucker I'll get01:27:08
you again I'm just so tired yeah I hit01:27:11
that Interstate with tears in my01:27:13
eyes radi we've gone too far we got to01:27:15
go no he St just overin wait are you you01:27:19
can't zip over Parts didn't he stop at01:27:21
his house what it sounds like he did it01:27:24
sounds like the trer went to his house01:27:25
this must be I picked up a Happy Meal01:27:27
and then it on01:27:29
over there I touched teddy bear I don't01:27:31
people thought it was weird I had a01:27:32
Happy Meal in one hand and a six-pack in01:27:34
the other and there was Chris gentlemen01:27:37
said you know why you know why you're01:27:39
here what said well damn it I have got01:27:42
tackled in the front lawn so so let's01:27:45
continue well play all of it I know it's01:27:48
a 5 minute song well out of time let's01:27:51
get01:27:52
5 minutes got the time breaker one9 came01:27:55
a voice on the air we've heard just one01:27:58
word of thanks from Mama Teddy Bear Mama01:28:01
teddy bear we wish each and everyone a01:28:04
special prayer for you special cuz you01:28:07
just made my little boy's dream come01:28:09
true oh that's nice I'll sign off now01:28:12
before I start to01:28:14
cry may God ride with you oh 1001:28:19
4 and goodbye oh my God01:28:23
so we missed the part where who died his01:28:26
dad died I'm reading the story I'm01:28:28
reading the lyrics his mom came on01:28:31
because the little boy the little boy's01:28:32
crippled and his dad01:28:36
died so the kids okay I don't01:28:40
think I thought the kid stopped01:28:42
broadcasting cuz he I thought the kid01:28:44
stop the kid was01:28:46
crippled I thought he was sick he says01:28:48
he's crippled and he can't go outside he01:28:51
can't walk like four01:28:54
times so the kid's okay apparently that01:28:57
was his dad's well as okay as a [ __ ] can01:29:00
be it's an older song he could be gone01:29:04
now the kid's okay right that's01:29:08
important okay and then he oh okay I01:29:11
thought the mom came on and said hey01:29:12
look I thought the I thought the child01:29:14
passed away as well no no he's01:29:16
apparently fine oh so it's still still01:29:18
very sad it's just not the sad that we01:29:20
thought it was okay unfortunately the01:29:23
the he did go byy the kid's house it01:29:25
says right here gave01:29:28
him sir01:29:30
look we don't allow trucks this large in01:29:32
the neighborhood just ran over someone's01:29:35
lawn you've taken out a couple trees and01:29:37
then it gross that's he ran over the01:29:39
kid's dad kid dad was already dead no he01:29:42
wasn't dead until he got run over by the01:29:44
giant diesel that's the irony01:29:50
there the joke of course Year I'll01:29:52
started01:29:53
because somebody said hey give me some01:29:56
songs I can listen to on a nice01:29:58
contemplative Drive gentleman who was01:30:00
going through a divorce asked his01:30:02
brother to recommend some songs listen01:30:05
to this one and listen to this one he01:30:06
recommended this this beauty y okay once01:30:10
again it's red soine and from the album01:30:13
so fine soine song is simply called01:30:16
teddy bear yes it's quite that little01:30:18
[ __ ] boy was having a ball for as01:30:21
fast as one driver would carry him in01:30:23
another would carry him to his truck and01:30:25
take off again well you better believe I01:30:28
took my turn at ride ktie01:30:31
be holy hell that's that just that01:30:36
just this poor kid is being picked up by01:30:39
By Truckers given a and he's just being01:30:42
bonged around the trucker Community01:30:44
that's right he's given rides oh he's01:30:47
getting oh I he's getting rides in the01:30:48
truck you better know I rode teddy bear01:30:51
cuz his dad used to give him rides dad01:30:54
truck driver so did he how did he get up01:30:56
in the they threw him up there how did01:31:00
he get home I mean by the way I'm on my01:31:02
way to Omaha with his yeah hope he can01:31:05
find someone to take you back he just so01:31:06
you know anybody this is cost me $1,50001:31:09
little Excursion stop crying you'll be01:31:11
home in a week gas01:31:12
money gas money be look I don't care if01:31:15
the wheelchair rusts you're taking a01:31:19
shower we are horrible human beings01:31:23
no it's this letter it's the guy that01:31:24
wrote the letter that's whose fault this01:31:25
is hey those braces aren't going to tip01:31:27
the scales are01:31:28
they I got a certain weight I got to01:31:30
keep here01:31:32
pal01:31:33
God jeez well yeah I thought that the01:31:36
child had passed away no no no no but he01:31:39
was in a chair you're right no is there01:31:41
is there an album no no we know he was01:31:43
uh remember remember back in the day01:31:45
they would always have those those01:31:47
themed albums oh sure is there one that01:31:50
has all of the people people dying in01:31:52
them just the saddest like honey like a01:31:55
k honey Bobby goldboro yeah honey I miss01:31:58
you man Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jack01:32:02
right yeah oh Dead Man's Curve yeah01:32:06
honey by Bobby go last what's01:32:10
that my01:32:14
baby from me what would that one be01:32:16
called what would the I think that was01:32:18
called01:32:19
last the album what would the album be01:32:21
called01:32:22
oh jeez the last01:32:24
songs yeah01:32:28
okay say goodbye you could always they01:32:31
always had like a picture of two like01:32:32
silhouetted people on a beach in a01:32:34
sunset as the list of songs would go up01:32:37
Scroll up isn't OD to Billy Joe that's01:32:41
somebody dies baby for God sake yeah01:32:45
threw a baby off of it I thought I01:32:47
thought he was it's open to01:32:48
interpretation really well he threw the01:32:50
baby off the fridge01:32:52
I thought Billy Jo mallister jumped off01:32:53
the to he didn't love her he loved him01:32:57
right is that the song you're getting01:32:59
too complicated um now let's move01:33:01
forward here are we is that our what01:33:03
else what's the essence of our letter01:33:05
well that's that was it he he01:33:06
recommended uh teddy bear by red red SOI01:33:10
yes very nice how did that get01:33:14
recorded big hit who red lit or green01:33:17
lit that but the producer I bet it was a01:33:19
big hit it's kind of sad I think it was01:33:22
a big hit yeah that was the that was the01:33:24
time of that red svine and Charlie Rich01:33:27
and uh they all talk sing Charlie Pride01:33:32
mhm01:33:33
hey did you happen to see the most01:33:37
beautiful girl in the world I like that01:33:41
one she walked out on me we got I hunted01:33:45
her down there has to there has to have01:33:47
been a collection of super sad songs01:33:49
yeah yeah that's right up there um01:33:52
anybody uh if you watch any football see01:33:54
the commercial for Jim01:33:57
Beam they've turned that Sweet Caroline01:34:00
now went to01:34:01
a TV commercial we all watch different01:34:04
commercials now yeah we don't01:34:06
see that's always made me gag anyway01:34:09
have you haven't you noticed that that01:34:10
you're probably watching commercials at01:34:12
for Volvo and Mercedes and and we're01:34:15
watching them for Mazda yeah we're for01:34:19
Focus for Focus yeah heavy yeah I'm01:34:22
buying bulk store are01:34:26
you just let's go around the Horner01:34:29
chrisy how many cars how many cars do01:34:31
you have right now I only have two oh01:34:33
okay yeah sold off a few well times are01:34:36
tough yeah I know all right01:34:38
well time to move on Arthur Smith has01:34:41
been fired by the Atlanta Falcons as01:34:43
their head football coach he completed01:34:45
his third straight losing season seven01:34:48
and 10 in each of his seasons 7 and 10 701:34:52
and 10 7 and 10 one the football he01:34:54
consistent one of the coaches on the hot01:34:56
seat you got uh you got Ron Rivera01:34:59
Washington you got Antonio Pierce of uh01:35:03
the Vegas Raiders they've got an eye on01:35:05
Jim Harbaugh evidently he's going to be01:35:07
the next coach of the Raiders that's the01:35:09
rumor oh that's going to be a big check01:35:12
it's a big check 25 million a year is01:35:14
what he wants oh does he want to do it01:35:16
doesn't he already have a huge contract01:35:18
from Michigan well yeah but he's been01:35:21
there that he wants to be in the NFL now01:35:23
but tonight he's busy tonight he's busy01:35:26
yes Washington and uh number one01:35:28
Michigan number two Washington the01:35:29
college football playoff National01:35:32
Championship in Houston oh sorry I'm01:35:36
over here doing give me a break I was01:35:38
looking for01:35:40
something give me a01:35:42
break let's see here it is now Houston01:35:45
Houston here it01:35:49
is a01:35:52
oh no wait a minute play that again what01:35:53
was the01:35:56
end jeez that that our whale that's a01:36:00
whale yeah I thought it was teddy bear01:36:02
coming up Saturday Sunday and Monday01:36:06
it's super Wild Card Weekend Browns at01:36:10
the Texans and dolphins at the chief on01:36:13
uh just one give us your best fake Echo01:36:15
with weekend01:36:17
weekend01:36:19
yeah uh Steelers the bills on Sunday01:36:22
Packers the Cowboys and Rams at the01:36:24
Lions Matt Stafford goes home sort of01:36:26
and all your picks are coming up yep and01:36:28
Monday night the Eagles in Tampa Bay to01:36:30
take on the Buccaneers Baker and the01:36:34
Buccaneers and where are your01:36:38
Buccaneers under my buck [ __ ] hat01:36:41
don't you want to play along Tom oh oh I01:36:43
get01:36:44
it I get01:36:46
it running gag for a while yeah yeah a01:36:50
long time I don't know more or less01:36:52
built this01:36:56
show I don't know maybe oh and there's a01:36:59
snowstorm forecasters say might bring01:37:02
several inches of snow to Kansas City01:37:06
later this week oh uh the Chiefs and the01:37:10
Dolphins Miami and that's the game01:37:11
behind a pay wall that's the game on U01:37:14
your01:37:15
peacock that's right Sunday uh Saturday01:37:19
night 8 o00 because uh Taylor's Tay Tay01:37:23
is going to probably be there chick I I01:37:26
uh many people don't realize that your01:37:28
background in radio is is extensive uh01:37:32
you have been broadcasting uh for five01:37:35
decades coming up on 50 years Y and uh01:37:38
you have uh what is what's the word I'm01:37:40
looking for you have broadcast in01:37:41
several so-called formats that's right01:37:44
that would include um being able to01:37:46
introduce songs from the country genre01:37:48
or whatever now let's just say you had01:37:49
to introduced red soine um I've got it01:37:51
all queued up here if you'd like to uh01:37:53
show us just how you introduced this01:37:55
particular classic uh please coming up01:37:58
later this morning we're going to have01:38:00
more from Red soine we'll talk with the01:38:03
Widow01:38:04
soine this is Teddy Bear I will show the01:38:08
so good very good that was smooth why is01:38:11
is red no longer with us there's no way01:38:14
if he is he's 120 yeah he's he doesn't01:38:17
want to be with us he's you call that01:38:20
living01:38:22
no absolutely not okay well did he have01:38:26
any other hits uh yeah he he did all01:38:29
right for a while uh mangled puppies I01:38:31
think was one of his hits yeah that was01:38:34
when a a puppy got orphanage on fire01:38:37
that one puppy got caught in the01:38:38
motorcycle chain01:38:39
you classic01:38:43
hit Christmas tree yeah orage on fire01:38:46
was good I thought kitten Cott to01:38:48
Christmas tree01:38:49
that when I first heard song I thought01:38:52
they01:38:53
were they were all going to get01:38:55
out yeah yeah you would think look at D01:39:00
well I wish I could tell you that every01:39:03
one of them filthy little orphans got01:39:05
out oh my go some of them were the rags01:39:09
they were wearing well they were far too01:39:11
soiled to not be flammable you know what01:39:13
I'm saying oil on and what look at his01:39:17
face doors were locked we didn't know01:39:19
anyway I'm still here on thead Road01:39:21
guess I'm going to stop and get a pean01:39:23
log see01:39:24
you I see a Stucky with my name on01:39:28
it ironically I got this loaded01:39:32
Cask well better saw a couple in half01:39:35
and close off the ends you know what I01:39:37
mean tiny tiny justly with more Sports01:39:39
coming up thank you this is the Bob and01:39:42
Tom Show for a complete copy of the Bob01:39:44
and Tom01:39:50
Show01:39:53
can you introduce Carl yeah I'm Graber01:39:55
yay and that's our Basse player right01:39:57
over there that's Carl I am Carl01:40:00
y that leaves of course our drummer un I01:40:03
am01:40:06
Barry hello Barry it's so nice to see01:40:09
all of you again hi we've been on a tour01:40:11
of the world for the last 15 years01:40:15
wow well that would explain now how far01:40:18
how far have you gotten well we hit01:40:21
Caster we ocean uh-huh01:40:24
uh-huh interourse and let's see then in01:40:28
'9901:40:29
we must have been01:40:32
over it's it's the Electric Amish and uh01:40:35
been in01:40:37
2000 we don't need the whole we have a01:40:39
limited amount of time01:40:41
here no no you don't leave anything else01:40:46
so um fellas I know you've got a couple01:40:48
tunes for us uh yeah um as a matter of01:40:50
fact01:40:51
um we've been hearing rumors I don't01:40:53
know if you guys have heard about this01:40:55
we heard rumors that um your own Christy01:40:57
Lee is dating an omish fellow oh that's01:40:59
cor cor correct true she spends weekends01:41:02
churning butter and putting up barns01:41:04
yeah that's what we're hearing we've01:41:05
heard a lot of people bragging about01:41:06
dating chrisy but it turns out this01:41:08
one's actually true uh he uh he used to01:41:11
live up around us and we heard the01:41:13
rumors found out true so we we wrote a01:41:15
little song about uh the situation oh01:41:19
boy with brother01:41:21
love to hear01:41:22
this01:41:24
people are you ready all said Graber b 201:41:29
three01:41:31
[Applause]01:41:32
[Music]01:41:37
[Applause]01:41:41
4 there's an Amish man who is in01:41:47
danger he met a Heen blonde but could01:41:50
couldn't change01:41:53
her her name is Christy01:41:56
Lee it's obvious to01:41:59
me odds are they won't be in church01:42:04
tomorrow secret I'm man secret I'm man01:42:12
they gave you a phone number and took01:42:15
away your01:42:17
beard01:42:19
oh01:42:21
[Applause]01:42:22
we all told him don't take fancy01:42:27
ladies you're asking for a oneway trip01:42:31
to01:42:33
haes but she must have begged him pleas01:42:37
probably got down on her knees and OD01:42:41
are neither one of them were01:42:45
praying secret I'm this man secret I'm01:42:51
man he's buing in his tool now and stop01:42:56
doing things by01:42:58
[Laughter]01:43:02
hand baking maple syrup on a01:43:08
Sunday then reading news F Bob and Tom01:43:12
the next01:43:14
day she's traveling Both Worlds she's a01:43:18
half cocked Amish girl01:43:21
Christy the keeps begging for it both01:43:25
ways01:43:28
CHR01:43:31
man man she's fing up her P hole she's01:43:36
polishing his wood oh my oh my01:43:42
god well there you go01:43:49
that01:43:51
[Applause]01:43:53
wow I uh I think I'm flattered um sure01:43:57
you should be you know that that that01:43:58
last phrase didn't rhyme I don't know if01:44:00
you guys it was really nice hope he's01:44:03
listening well he's probably his01:44:06
building probably build on a barn01:44:08
they're a lot they're a lot better than01:44:09
I01:44:11
remember the electric01:44:19
arish01:44:22
[Music]01:44:34
it01:44:35
is W the little little coloring we added01:44:39
some carbonation but what are you trying01:44:40
to do to me perspiration plus replaces01:44:43
all your bodily floods lost during a big01:44:45
workout man respiration plus bodily01:44:49
sweat and I C J come here you crazy son01:44:53
of01:44:54
[Laughter]01:44:57
airation plus lemon lime tropical punch01:45:01
or clear or01:45:07
clear can I borrow your shorts for01:45:11
later hey this is Larry the Cable Guy01:45:13
and you're listening the Bob and Tom01:45:15
radio if you're not you're a communist01:45:17
Rick Sher is our guest uh and Rick is uh01:45:21
on his uh well frankly you're on your01:45:23
second marriage I don't know if you should bring this up yes yes I am maybe01:45:25
men and women living together is just01:45:26
too much anyway I think you know it's01:45:28
just too much pressure I think men and01:45:30
women should live around the corner from01:45:31
each01:45:32
other much better let you call each01:45:35
other up every morning hello you being a01:45:36
jerk yes I am click right that's you go01:45:39
to a movie you know instead of getting01:45:41
up every morning and spinning the big01:45:43
pain01:45:47
wheel today's mind game vague remarks01:45:49
about your fail at work hey all right01:45:52
let's talk to our guest Tom Foss now uh01:45:55
do you have any animals uh I got two01:45:57
horses about 15 chickens dogs cats so01:46:00
you are in the country yeah yeah Gravel01:46:02
Road One Way Gravel Road really do you01:46:04
eat the chickens no the eggs H my wife01:46:07
said she'd never kill one of the01:46:09
chickens really but she doesn't have any01:46:11
problem scrambling up the01:46:16
kids that's01:46:19
sweet Jeff B is our guest Jeff is a fine01:46:22
fine comedian I actually had to do that01:46:25
once what be a pole Bearer and then oh01:46:27
my God heavy that's a heavy job I01:46:30
actually had to go to a funeral and I01:46:32
was asked to be a Paul Bear and I uh01:46:34
always a Paul01:46:38
Bear never the corpse01:46:41
the you're listening to Bob and Tom01:46:44
radio radi you're so weird you have no01:46:49
idea you s01:46:51
morning01:46:52
radio this is Bob and Tom radio up here01:46:56
on this show hey welcome back to the Bob01:46:59
and town show and uh we have sports CH01:47:03
that you won't believe coming up oh it01:47:06
might be a new feature and for starters01:47:08
um once again uh during the break we01:47:11
were gone for a while hope you had a01:47:12
nice break yourselves uh Mr McGee picked01:47:15
his uh a number of games in the shoe in01:47:17
and you brought yourself your annual01:47:18
record is now up to the seasonal record01:47:20
I should say up to 88 and 76 against01:47:23
again the spread 12 and three the first01:47:25
week 10 and six last week very good very01:47:27
good and you are on heer baby you are01:47:29
picking tonight's uh I am picking01:47:31
tonight's game college championship01:47:32
would you like to know what it is yes uh01:47:34
I like uh Washington Plus the five I01:47:37
think it's going to be uh a clo I hope01:47:40
it's going to be a close one okay we'll01:47:42
see what do you think of that it's I01:47:45
like that kid Michael Pennock he01:47:48
quarterback for Washington he's01:47:49
something else I believe it's pronounced01:47:52
penises Michael penises really oh thank01:47:55
you very much is that am I wrong on that01:47:59
what else is happening01:48:00
this um here's a story no one cares01:48:03
about but Ace all right the XFL and usfl01:48:06
planed to join forces well they had to01:48:09
do something they got to do you're01:48:11
exactly right in a recent announcement01:48:13
so it's easier for one company to go01:48:14
bankrupt and twoo01:48:17
uh I'm not sure I'm not a lawyer I01:48:21
in a recent announcement the spring Pro01:48:23
Football League said that they would01:48:25
merge going forward adding that further01:48:27
details01:48:30
Deets would be released at a later date01:48:34
the statement said the merger is still01:48:36
subject to regulatory approvals the XFL01:48:39
has eight teams from Seattle Washington01:48:42
to Washington DC the usfl also has eight01:48:45
teams that stretch from Jersey to01:48:47
Memphis the XFL first founded an 01 one01:48:51
returned to action in 2020 but had to01:48:53
shut down due to the pandemic yeah01:48:58
that's why they had to close the league01:48:59
eventually filed for bankruptcy boy that01:49:02
pandemic has long arms doesn't it yeah01:49:05
does saved a lot of businesses that01:49:07
should have01:49:08
failed the usfl played its first season01:49:11
in01:49:12
2022 there you go so does it I'm sorry01:49:15
does it say what they're going to call01:49:16
in what they're going to call what oh01:49:19
yeah will it be the is it going to be01:49:21
theux I haven't heard cuz it right now01:49:24
you got the XFL and you got the usfl I01:49:26
think it's the01:49:27
SFL oh wait wouldn't it be XFL01:49:31
usfl x wait a minute hang on XFL usfl01:49:35
I'm getting a beat on it XFL you you no01:49:37
you don't need Football League twice01:49:39
right so there would be um xus s x usfl01:49:43
but wait they can't use that that's the01:49:44
name Pat's got it so yeah so FL am I01:49:49
right01:49:51
number of those players made the NFL no01:49:53
it can't they're not going to just go01:49:55
it's got to have it's got to have the NL01:49:56
that for football a number of those01:49:58
players made the NFL well whoopy dooo I01:50:01
think it's the01:50:05
WTFC yeah yeah XF XFL01:50:09
usfl so you won football league twice no01:50:11
so then it's going to be X usfl but they01:50:13
can't use that that's the name of Elon01:50:14
musk's new01:50:17
kid um how about the about college01:50:22
football5 uh so01:50:24
like this this is going to be ace is01:50:27
right though this there'll be some guys01:50:28
that'll make make the NFL because of01:50:30
this yeah but so what it's fine they01:50:32
would have made it anyway if they're01:50:34
good enough they'd make it into the NFL01:50:36
the only one in this room who's ever01:50:37
watched those games is Ace what do you01:50:38
think so many spots on a roster yeah01:50:41
that's right so what he he's good for01:50:44
you for watching yeah yeah yeah he's a01:50:47
fan he Eno it you keep watching Al too01:50:49
that's going to all watch things that01:50:51
the rest of us would go what are you01:50:52
doing who cares imp possible I have01:50:54
impeccable taste you do have very good01:50:57
taste just the other day I was watching01:50:59
my mother the01:51:01
car Jerry Van djk01:51:04
fabulous who voiced the car uh and01:51:07
Sheridan no no no no yeah yeah and01:51:10
Southern and Southern and Southern oh my01:51:13
Lord I don't know how I know that but01:51:15
I'm relatively was that a show or it was01:51:18
famously one of the worst shows ever01:51:19
made okay he stood in the garage and01:51:21
talked to his car his late high concept01:51:24
his his late mother was in the car01:51:26
reincarnated as a car came back as a car01:51:30
do you remember it was very awkward when01:51:31
he'd sit in the back01:51:34
seat I'm going to get in the back of01:51:36
your father craw through the trunk that01:51:39
he always wanted to what you it is your01:51:41
birthday my tail pipe you you are a big01:51:44
fan of theme songs that explain what the01:51:47
show's about my mother the car lays it01:51:50
out for you did she get run over by a01:51:52
car is that why she came back car how01:51:54
the hell did she become a car right01:51:56
don't be01:51:58
silly so you mean it's okay to have a a01:52:02
witch that twitches her nose and makes01:52:03
things01:52:04
disappear great not a talking car when01:52:07
when it's Elizabeth Montgomery01:52:08
anything's okay she can twitch anything01:52:10
I01:52:11
got okay all right okay and by the way01:52:14
Darren uh didn't want her to use her01:52:17
powers okay bizarre yeah can you imagine01:52:21
man I having someone who can witchcraft01:52:24
you guys that all have uh uh noses that01:52:27
look like01:52:28
alligators you're being kind I01:52:32
think oh yeah that's right now oh coming01:52:36
up in sports time for one more Sports we01:52:38
do one more well we've got this uh good01:52:40
morning radio Geniuses this is from Leah01:52:43
hi01:52:45
Leah my dad was a trucker for many years01:52:48
and I'd never heard that t teddy bear01:52:50
song you guys were a playing I took a01:52:52
moment away from the show to listen to01:52:54
that song oh boy there needs to be a01:52:56
disclaimer on that so no one listens to01:52:59
it while driving I listen to the show to01:53:02
laugh on my way to work not SOB like a01:53:06
baby other than that small misstep chick01:53:11
thank you for the morning laughs all01:53:12
these years I'll be 33 next week and01:53:15
I've been listening to the show since I01:53:17
was01:53:18
11 thank you when she was 12 for01:53:22
Halloween she went a shirtless01:53:25
girl whoa she's from be Beaver Falls she01:53:29
sure like a nude bodysuit or whatever01:53:32
Beaver Falls a fan for while is what I01:53:34
was saying could have been01:53:37
worse are you running through the bits01:53:39
yeah which one would01:53:41
be which which Bob and Tom salute would01:53:45
be the worst costume I uh I don't know01:53:48
yeah there are worst actually a couple01:53:50
just came to oh there's always wor yeah01:53:53
fart right anal strips might be a little01:53:56
rough but coming up in the news we do01:53:58
have01:54:00
anality if you will that's not a is that01:54:03
it is now it is now yeah we have a sport01:54:06
story involving um anality involving the01:54:09
anus of the uh of the of the participant01:54:11
in the sport true allegedly the athlete01:54:14
if you will he's so excited oh it's01:54:18
classic he's over the moon about and it01:54:21
involves the Chinese and you know how01:54:23
serious they are so this poor guy I01:54:26
can't imagine what the punishment's01:54:27
going to be oh no um but we'll find out01:54:29
about that we have um uh twins born in01:54:33
separate years that's right oh oh very01:54:35
what yeah wow no one was New Year's Eve01:54:40
midnight and it was 12:09 have you no01:54:43
heart click01:54:44
bait real down it's a sweet story the01:54:47
babies are fine good good um and we a01:54:49
couple months apart then you got01:54:51
something yeah that's what and we have a01:54:53
cheese pizza world record Josh that's01:54:55
right Josh a lovely cheese pizza just01:54:58
for me cheese pizza world record oh yeah01:55:00
I love it Josh is a fan of the pizza so01:55:02
am I I'm not implying and masturbation01:55:04
coming up too oh my everything's coming01:55:07
up01:55:08
Arnold everything's coming up Arnold01:55:13
pizza and01:55:15
jackula we'll be right back excuse me01:55:18
we'll be right back this is the Bob and01:55:20
Tom Show thanks for listening to the Bob01:55:22
and Tom Show this morning the show is01:55:24
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subscribe we have time for another song01:55:45
uh ja what do you have in mind well I01:55:47
don't know in honor of Christy Lee cuz01:55:49
we love a lady with gusto uh-huh but uh01:55:52
you know sometimes people take love to01:55:54
the extreme mhm so we're going to do a01:55:57
title song for one of our free EPS this01:55:59
year it's called pull it01:56:01
off01:56:02
oh two01:56:05
[Music]01:56:18
three01:56:20
what's right is01:56:23
right she was shining the01:56:26
spotlight achieving aight that no one01:56:30
would01:56:33
dare she breaks with01:56:36
[Music]01:56:37
convention the mother of01:56:41
invention this is the night she's taking01:56:44
you01:56:46
there if anybody cares01:56:50
she pull01:56:52
[Music]01:56:57
it she will turn01:57:00
[Music]01:57:02
you using the magic she's the01:57:08
[Music]01:57:11
fabric she pull it01:57:14
[Music]01:57:17
all what's wrong is01:57:19
[Music]01:57:21
right she gives it it's01:57:25
all is New York London01:57:31
La she brings it all01:57:35
back a01:57:39
attack whatever it is that girl got01:57:44
it if anybody01:57:47
car she could pull it01:57:52
off without even01:57:55
trying she will turn01:57:58
[Music]01:58:01
you the magic she01:58:06
[Music]01:58:10
the01:58:12
[Music]01:58:18
it01:58:20
[Music]01:58:48
oh01:58:50
[Music]01:59:01
pull01:59:02
[Music]01:59:04
it even01:59:06
try she can turn01:59:09
you and01:59:12
oning the magic she's twisting the01:59:15
fabric01:59:17
inside out anybody01:59:21
care she can it01:59:26
[Music]01:59:29
allbody01:59:36
it she can pull it01:59:39
[Music]01:59:43
off she can pull it all oh yeah yeah01:59:49
nah nah nah01:59:53
[Music]02:00:00
[Music]02:00:18
nah02:00:25
oh yeah oh yeah Here Come the02:00:36
Mummies if you catch one here's some02:00:38
advice one is dirty and the other ain't02:00:40
nice to be polite and always walk up02:00:42
from02:00:44
behind make small talk never let them02:00:46
sleep here don't work alone just bait or02:00:48
bear and when you're done just drop them02:00:50
by the02:00:52
river turtles andbody turtles and hor02:00:57
I've caught both while fishing I'm02:00:59
always on the mission and they both hate02:01:02
the kitchen Turtles head hor02:01:04
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turt you're listening to Bob and Tom02:01:15
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essential morning radio this is Bob and02:01:23
Tom radio 247 247 are you are you a02:01:28
single guy I used to be married but I'm02:01:30
divorced now yeah my marriage wasn't02:01:32
working out I I was driving down the02:01:34
road one day and my wife ripped the rear02:01:35
view mirror out of the windshield and02:01:37
beat me in the head with it what you'd02:01:40
have thought nobody ever made love to02:01:42
her02:01:48
sister02:01:50
she was just as bad she she used to brag02:01:53
I can count the number of men I've been02:01:54
to bed with on one hand and then she'd02:01:56
do it too 5 10 1502:01:59
20 had a cat a couple weeks ago no it02:02:01
went in the show oh he then he started02:02:04
uh picking his out of his litter box and02:02:07
dropping him in the middle of the living02:02:08
room floor oh this is a protest it did02:02:11
seem like some sort of action cats are02:02:15
you know jerks basically candy cats are02:02:17
jerks02:02:23
they don't say we didn't warn you oh my02:02:26
God there's laughter02:02:27
[Music]02:02:31
ahead welcome back to the bom and Tom02:02:34
Show that's how you do it yeah is that02:02:37
what you say when if you want to be done02:02:40
right you're in the right place Christy02:02:42
Lee at the news desk there's Pat Godwin02:02:45
in the performance room hey chick02:02:47
there's Josh Arnold02:02:50
with a very special item oh yes there's02:02:53
Ace Cosby I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom02:02:55
griswell uh we all what item are you02:02:58
talking admit that learning a a foreign02:03:01
language difficult yeah man oh man and02:03:04
and uh they say that learning English is02:03:07
one of the most difficult because there02:03:08
are so many different words that have02:03:09
the same meanings all that different02:03:11
spellings and pronunciations well people02:03:13
that live here can't speak it02:03:14
occasionally you'll get something from02:03:16
that's made in uh yes yes yeah you know02:03:20
the thing I don't02:03:22
like I go convenience store yeah I don't02:03:27
think that's what Christy meant02:03:28
English is not what I meant sound like02:03:32
what I'm sorry sometimes you'll get a02:03:33
product and you'll go oh this came from02:03:35
overseas there's a spelling air or02:03:37
there's you know it'll say like right02:03:39
happy Funtime birthday hat or whatever02:03:42
this is clearly yeah yeah this is well02:03:45
Tom you you have a whole uh Pantry of02:03:48
things in there you have your cereals02:03:50
and your I have cereal and um and so you02:03:53
order things like spoons and I order I02:03:55
ordered some soup spoons I don't like02:03:57
eating cereal with teaspoons well did02:03:59
they come according to this box you did02:04:01
not order soup spoons order you ordered02:04:03
soup poons totally different thing let02:04:06
me see it says soup poons it certainly02:04:09
does yes yeah yeah the little misprint02:04:11
there did you open them up what's02:04:14
inside do they do they have the do they02:04:16
have the Scoopy Park they forget they02:04:18
forget to put02:04:21
on soup poons now that's so there you02:04:24
few few hundred people in a factory02:04:26
polluting some River will'll never hear02:04:27
about making my poons is there an odor02:04:31
um there is no odor all right so they're02:04:34
clean poons oh got love a clean po but I02:04:38
mean how does this get past everybody02:04:41
well yeah unless you think they're02:04:42
trying to go like sapoon02:04:46
supons no they making it's a typo and02:04:49
they probably printed 50,000 of those02:04:51
boxes and hell with02:04:55
ITP supons well that's really something02:04:58
that's real that's a real mistake there02:04:59
that's uh all do I have any knives forks02:05:02
spoons spoons yeah you don't want to see02:05:05
how they misspelled Forks are those the02:05:08
same size as a regular spoon or are they02:05:10
well every poon is different spon the02:05:13
spoons they have here are02:05:14
teaspoons you can't eat cereal but02:05:16
teaspoons now this poon isn't uh too02:05:19
wide no that's a good shape how about02:05:21
it's not the shape in the cover though I02:05:23
swear to God let me see let me see the02:05:24
cover again there was a02:05:28
silver silver hair on it older yeah it02:05:31
might be kind of like a shaving of the02:05:33
the pl02:05:35
older well of course it's got the silver02:05:38
Mo these have you used the poon yet no02:05:40
they just obviously they just came they02:05:42
just came The Poon just came yeah well02:05:46
Poon in the Box well sorry redundant02:05:50
let's just move forward I don't want02:05:54
that's hair in the very long great02:05:57
that's much longer I thought disg I02:05:59
thought it was mine but no that's not a02:06:01
great a shav it's a plastic shaving from02:06:04
whatever oh you'll be fine enjoy your02:06:06
soup poon okay I will what's the oldest02:06:10
punon you've ever had02:06:11
Tom didn't you used to date your mom's02:06:14
Bridge par that's right that's right no02:06:16
I never dated my mother's Bridge par02:06:19
you and Mrs uh Jones was it boy what I02:06:25
was just about to say would have been I02:06:27
would have been fired02:06:29
immediately immediately not Su her could02:06:33
we move on I thought we had some02:06:34
Sporting News are you and Mrs Lawrence02:06:36
Ruth Lawrence no there's no Mrs02:06:39
Lawrence not anymore she was older then02:06:41
well yeah she be hundred now oh boy I02:06:45
don't know why this story needs to be02:06:47
reported but I'm doing doing as I'm told02:06:50
well you're a fine Aaron roders has been02:06:53
voted most inspirational player by his02:06:55
Jets02:06:57
teammates yeah he's getting paid for02:06:59
sitting02:07:00
around they'd all love to02:07:02
T they all aspire to do that the02:07:05
quarterback received the award despite02:07:07
his first season with the team lasting02:07:09
just four plays there was that first02:07:13
play that was something yeah that was02:07:16
good one then there was the second play02:07:19
that one was all right get02:07:22
first and then he ruptured his Achilles02:07:26
attendant you know what he we all yelled02:07:29
when he ruptured his achill tendon02:07:31
rupture02:07:33
rupture Rogers also not around the team02:07:36
for almost three months as he opted to02:07:38
do his rehab near his home in the Buu02:07:41
that's what they call it Malibu Malibu02:07:44
he returned to practice in late November02:07:46
several months ahead of the typical02:07:48
recovery every time coach Robert Salah02:07:50
said he loves his teammates and his02:07:52
teammates love him a he's so intentional02:07:56
with how he approaches everybody in the02:07:57
building he's very thoughtful in the way02:07:59
he does things and he's a tremendous02:08:02
human what is this he's really02:08:04
well-deserving of this02:08:06
War I don't what is that why are they02:08:09
kissing his ass like that I don't know I02:08:11
don't know why I had to be a part of02:08:13
that he's he's loved by his teammates L02:08:16
by everybody he's the Ted last of02:08:19
antivaxers02:08:22
oh you know when he bites his lip like02:08:24
that he knows he's in trouble but he02:08:26
doesn't02:08:27
care I mean it's the QB's job to inspire02:08:30
the team he inspired them to play golf02:08:32
in the month of January rather than play02:08:34
football I hear he's going to talk about02:08:36
that new award on Kimmel this week is he02:08:39
boy that was you know what I bet02:08:41
something I bet he02:08:42
doesn't Snoop Dog will be02:08:46
joining here's where we are people all02:08:48
right Snoop Dog joining NB NBC's02:08:51
Universal coverage of the 2024 Paris02:08:54
Olympics what the thing about it is even02:08:57
if you're going for a younger02:08:58
demographic isn't Snoop Dog's demo now02:09:01
snoop's close to 60 yeah yeah he hopes02:09:05
for 40 year old right right variety02:09:08
reports the rapper and actor or02:09:14
rator will provide regular reports for02:09:17
the Network's prime time Olympics02:09:19
program starting July 26 that I somehow02:09:22
will miss didn't he do something in the02:09:25
last Olympic Games didn't they do that02:09:27
keevin Kevin Hart and Snoop right in02:09:30
addition to offering his unique take on02:09:32
the international athletic event much02:09:34
like he does with the uh nature Channel02:09:37
you know the oh yeah the Lemur and all02:09:39
the animals he comments on that man is02:09:43
that02:09:46
funny Molly Solomon02:09:49
executive producer and president NBC02:09:51
Olympics production said snoop's past02:09:54
Olympic commentary generated tens of02:09:56
millions of views wow that performance02:09:58
alone has earned Snoop a job as special02:10:00
correspondent in Paris okay hope the02:10:03
cigarette smoke doesn't get to him yeah02:10:05
no02:10:06
yeah that could bother him yeah now is02:10:09
he going to be covering like the hacky02:10:10
sack competition02:10:12
or the break dancing part break dancing02:10:15
of course that's it what if he comes out02:10:16
and is four break dancing will you02:10:19
uh you be okay for it I like the for I02:10:22
like the break dancing well is this02:10:24
snoop's voice a little bit Yeah in what02:10:27
Universe oh that's not that far off for02:10:30
shizzel yeah well that's fizel that's02:10:35
fine I'm I'm stopping at for shizzel I I02:10:40
saw the video okay what's next that02:10:43
woman's working at a grocery store02:10:45
authorities in Alabama arrested a naked02:10:47
man who plunged into a giant aquarium at02:10:48
a Bass Pro Shop oh man I wish they02:10:51
wouldn't do this I know have you seen02:10:52
the video I've seen videos of this02:10:56
hilarious it's such a bummer you owe it02:10:58
to yourself to look up the video it's02:11:00
there's a reason why it's02:11:02
fascinating it's absolutely safe for02:11:04
work cuz you can't see anything you can02:11:07
but there's nothing there even even02:11:08
though it's full frontal you can't see02:11:09
he's in the nud he's naked and he's up02:11:12
against the glass and he there's his02:11:14
mail member is so tiny that oh that's02:11:17
unfor really cold give the guy a break02:11:19
well there's a photo of him being taken02:11:20
out by the cops that's also uh invisible02:11:23
leads police police chief Paul02:11:25
Irwin the Crocodile02:11:28
Hunter said the 42-year-old suspect02:11:32
crashed his car outside the store02:11:34
stripped down naked and ran inside and02:11:37
he did a cannonball leap into the02:11:39
aquarium guy got style the man02:11:41
reportedly stood under a waterfall02:11:43
briefly left the water God to yell at02:11:45
two02:11:46
officers there he is is yeah I mean it02:11:49
looks like a unic it's about aage02:11:51
there's nothing there02:11:53
no am I right well that guy's02:11:55
huge hey there there's nothing there02:11:59
man some hair that's wait AE does he02:12:01
have a go is are goatees back not I02:12:04
can't tell if he's got if that's I mean02:12:06
yes for people who jump into the02:12:07
aquarium at Bass Pro I guess uh the02:12:11
problem is they have to that when this02:12:13
happens it's so bad for those fish they02:12:15
have to totally drain the aquarium clean02:12:18
out the fish areer because we don't know02:12:21
what's on that guy like they're that's02:12:23
just what they to I'm guessing02:12:26
axe fish could get the ick little bit02:12:29
yeah he could get the ick little bit of02:12:32
classic I that's a good look my God now02:12:35
you can see yeah you can see what he's02:12:36
working with there that's bad but uh no02:12:39
you can't what is that is that a02:12:40
testicle or is it I can't tell you can02:12:43
there's a bit of a thimble like uh above02:12:46
the well no wonder well can we zoom in02:12:49
for Christie of course no I don't want02:12:50
to see that I mean I put it on this is02:12:53
on the shop the Bass Pro Shop why they02:12:56
got to get less sexy fish in02:12:58
that they're02:12:59
just those they're they're taunting him02:13:02
that old argument they ass good for02:13:05
blame the victims oh my gosh he is02:13:07
zooming that's that's fine02:13:10
there looking we're looking at our02:13:12
studio monor not much there I've never02:13:14
felt more hung in my life I'm a monster02:13:18
more Sports coming up wow okay and the02:13:21
guy when he did you get to the part02:13:23
where he jumps off the thing and gets02:13:24
knocked out ooh I bet it's not easy to02:13:27
get out of he eventually climbed over02:13:29
the side of the aquarium and fell to the02:13:31
concrete floor below knocking himself02:13:33
out in the process oh boy well see02:13:35
that's why he's so you know the blood02:13:37
from down there had to go right to his02:13:38
head there you go no but even when he's02:13:40
in the water you don't see anything well02:13:42
what do you want from a guy oh look at02:13:44
that that is a sad picture played out02:13:48
out yeah what does it say about me I I02:13:50
find that somewhat arousing ertic no02:13:53
one's you are and the guy's on his belly02:13:55
mean alone you're going to go surprise02:13:57
him this will wake him up yeah right02:14:00
that's very helpful take this tiny well02:14:01
um now uh coming up we have uh the list02:14:04
of banished words Josh you're going to02:14:05
love this oh good I love when things02:14:07
like this happen uh Lake Superior State02:14:10
University does their list every year of02:14:12
words we've had enough of you know I'm02:14:13
surprised Lake Superior hasn't been02:14:15
banned for some oh it's better than02:14:18
other Lakes is the02:14:19
suggestion well we'll find out about02:14:21
some of these words uh have you ever02:14:23
been to Lakes Superior and it is02:14:25
superior yeah and we'll have uh we'll02:14:28
have we come back with a little bit of02:14:29
Snoop and Kevin Hart on the uh the last02:14:32
Olympics they were commenting on Pat's02:14:34
uh Lake Superior tribute I don't02:14:37
remember that I don't either so it'll be02:14:38
brand new to me yeah I don't remember02:14:40
that all I have no memory of that is02:14:43
Louis Armstrong mentioned oh wait a02:14:45
minute yeah yeah02:14:48
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story from the world of Chess oh uh this02:16:35
is the Bob and Tom02:16:46
Show02:16:50
I uh when we when we uh decided to do02:16:53
this I said uh Tom we should do a uh Tim02:16:56
Wilson02:16:58
song and I02:17:01
uh this is really hard02:17:04
um I practice and practice and man I02:17:08
sucked you just can't do a Tim Wilson02:17:11
song so I uh took liberties with some of02:17:14
Timmy's songs and uh and whipped song02:17:18
together in honor of02:17:21
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Tim help me get through this02:17:27
folks can you hear02:17:31
that that's too02:17:39
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bad you really02:17:43
loved his trailer park a woman02:17:49
didn't care much for do02:17:55
Phil I'm sure he started the church02:17:58
league fist02:18:01
fight and his ass got tired of02:18:04
Shaquille02:18:07
NE a big white hat with a black six02:18:11
stram02:18:12
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guitar now the heavens have their newest02:18:19
Star where's my Jetpack he would02:18:23
say now he's sport02:18:28
wings and he taught Jesus Christ the02:18:31
booty02:18:34
song We all thought he'd go to02:18:38
chuckecheese02:18:40
hell with George Bush George Street02:18:43
George Patton and George02:18:44
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orway02:18:48
a hillbilly02:18:49
homeboy I could be02:18:52
wrong but I know he's tired of me02:18:55
singing this02:18:59
song big white hat with a black six02:19:02
stram02:19:05
guitar now the heavens have their newest02:19:10
Star where's my Jetpack he would02:19:14
say now he's sporting we02:19:19
and he asked Jesus Christ to join his02:19:24
band they're singing02:19:27
Georgia goodbye02:19:31
Georgia02:19:34
Georgia02:19:37
goodbye02:19:39
Geor goodbye02:19:43
Georgia02:19:46
Georgia goodbye02:19:48
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[Applause]02:19:54
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what02:20:25
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Bob and Tom 247 oh yeah02:20:43
yeah I was flying from South Bend to02:20:46
here I was on a plane this big it was02:20:49
like a pack of gum with eight people in02:20:50
it what happened was we took off from02:20:52
the Southbend Airport hair care and tire02:20:54
center02:20:56
there we got halfway here we had to go02:20:58
back it's like a 12 minute flight uh we02:21:00
had to go back we had engine trouble we02:21:02
lost some oil pressure in one of the02:21:03
engines and they told us about it over02:21:05
the speaker system of the plane which02:21:07
was stupid because they could have just02:21:08
went hey we lost some oil they just02:21:10
little turn around and yelled at you the02:21:12
guy sitting next to me is losing his02:21:13
mind he he he goes uh he goes hey man02:21:16
hey man if one of these engines fails02:21:18
how far will the other one take us and I02:21:20
was like all the way to the scene of the02:21:22
crash joining us in the studio comedian02:21:25
Larry ree no well Larry you are from02:21:27
Chicago you just got a great Chicago02:21:29
accent well some originally I'm from a02:21:31
little town Dwight Illinois it's a farm02:21:33
town uhhuh There's a mental institution02:21:35
and a women's prison there really and my02:21:37
parents met here I am02:21:41
T but yeah I live in Chicago are you02:21:44
married are you I've been married 1002:21:46
years oh good I think us guys need good02:21:48
women don't you women keep us in line02:21:50
that's why most axe murderers are single02:21:53
they were married their wife would put02:21:55
up with that put that axe down you're02:21:57
not chopping anybody you have to take02:21:58
the garbage out take the ski mask off02:22:01
it's summer you idiot well internet porn02:22:05
well there's phph you know people don't02:22:07
yeah photography people don't go to porn02:22:09
shops anymore no you know because of the02:22:11
internet oh that's true but I think you02:22:12
missed out on the social aspect is there02:22:15
a social aspect to that well you void02:22:17
contact try to hide your titles [ __ ]02:22:20
oh no I was working on my02:22:24
car the other day though I was watching02:22:26
gay porn uhoh no wait I'm sorry I was02:22:28
watching pro02:22:31
wrestling Bob and Tom well meaning but02:22:35
yeah they're they're02:22:37
F hey welcome back to the Bob and Tom02:22:41
Show we're back from vacay we're all02:22:42
rested and relaxed and eager to get back02:22:45
to none of this is true02:22:48
there we are vacation wasn't long enough02:22:51
I just hello Tom hey chick hi buddy02:22:56
how's it going good did you go anywhere02:22:58
chick I missed you uh no I didn't I02:23:01
talked to a lot of people I but I didn't02:23:02
really did you see you were very excited02:23:05
about Wonka did you end up going to see02:23:07
it did not see Wonka I saw the iron claw02:23:09
instead Wonka was sold out W I couldn't02:23:12
see it I saw the iron claw I02:23:14
saw um another movie02:23:17
I saw what was the other movie I saw02:23:20
American fiction you saw American02:23:21
fiction yes I like I like both of those02:23:23
very much good did you see the holdovers02:23:27
I I watched that at the house um02:23:30
actually well technically on vacation02:23:33
yeah two Golden Globes for them02:23:35
yesterday it was okay oh good you didn't02:23:37
like it it was all right it was if you02:23:40
like something I find it hard to like it02:23:41
you know02:23:42
that02:23:44
interesting you got to see it first then02:23:46
you you just you get a hold of these02:23:48
things that02:23:49
aren't what you think they are and you02:23:52
make them into something that it's not02:23:54
it's the most incredible movie ever made02:23:56
no I said it was a good movie he's02:23:57
talking right to me it was made about my02:24:00
life 1970 I was in that school hair was02:24:03
perfect they got the hair exactly02:24:06
correct that's a an astute observation02:24:09
that I made entirely accurate and to the02:24:12
point as opposed to your mediocre review02:24:15
of a fine movie now um do we have02:24:17
anything else going on in the world of02:24:19
sports do we Chinese chess champion Yan02:24:24
Chang Long H now I've played Chinese02:24:27
checkers but I've never played Chinese02:24:29
chess thoughts02:24:34
Yan uh well Chinese chess is also played02:24:39
yes vertically with marbles isn't that02:24:42
interesting with marbles yes and they02:24:45
have to be little holes oh yeah you02:24:48
traditional chess play it ver the pieces02:24:51
would fall under the floor an exciting02:24:54
news story about the world of Chess oh02:24:56
yeah Yan changlong has been stripped of02:24:58
his title after a Victory celebration02:25:00
ended with him yes defecating in a hotel02:25:04
bathroom well sometimes you those chess02:25:07
guys like they know how to party you see02:25:10
you see where we are just days after02:25:13
winning the national Chinese chess02:25:15
tournament that's played vertically02:25:17
maybe there was an issue and the hole02:25:19
was filled the02:25:22
Chinese sh yeah02:25:26
incident Yang02:25:29
Chi announced that Yan changlong would02:25:33
have his title revoked and prize money02:25:34
confiscated after he had been caught02:25:36
disrupting public order at least and02:25:39
displaying extremely bad character this02:25:41
was in the privacy of his I don't know02:25:43
why this has in his hotel nothing to do02:25:46
with it said 48-year-old consumed02:25:48
alcohol with others in his room and then02:25:50
he defecated in the bathtub of the room02:25:53
he was staying in all right now there's02:25:55
there's reason there there's more to02:25:57
this and we had a story like this a02:26:00
couple years ago I want to say you're02:26:02
not going to believe it but maybe you02:26:03
will all right according to reports the02:26:06
association responded to rumors that Yan02:26:09
cheated during the chess tournament02:26:12
using anal beads that's right equipped02:26:15
with wireless transmitter I see which02:26:18
has been a thing yeah in the past saying02:26:20
it was impossible to prove this02:26:22
accusation so first of all I want to02:26:24
congratulate the guy because if this is02:26:25
the case I mean you've got to learn02:26:27
learn some kind of rectal Morse02:26:30
code to know what to do no you could how02:26:34
do you get your ass to go King to Rook02:26:36
five or whatever the hell it is you02:26:37
could feel I would imagine the number of02:26:40
vibrations you get corresponds to02:26:42
something you're supposed to do on the02:26:43
board I would get like02:26:45
three right three s code three squares02:26:48
up two over now did you do we think he02:26:51
defecated in the tub because he was02:26:53
removing said apparatus that's what I'm02:26:55
wondering if he did that trying to get02:26:56
out to get his uh he pulled too fast02:26:58
like there's there's more okay according02:27:02
to report circulating on the Chinese02:27:04
social02:27:07
site webo yes Yan allegedly clenched and02:27:12
unclenched rhythmically to communicate02:27:14
information about the chessboard via02:27:15
code to a computer unbelievable to your02:27:17
right yeah so he's got a have he was02:27:19
sending two that and they were sending02:27:21
stuff back allegedly wow I mean you02:27:25
that's that's amazing that's tricky I02:27:27
mean everybody can kind do you suppose02:27:29
it's like aoris code like a dash kind of02:27:31
thing it's got to be like kegling right02:27:33
I think yeah we can I'm doing it right02:27:35
now I'm kegling yeah yeah everybody02:27:37
kegling Tom you want to keegle I can't02:27:38
but I mean I I don't know the the rectal02:27:41
Morris code is I think dot no dash Das02:27:44
DH dot dot dot DH D DH is SOS ass I02:27:48
think wow is your ass having trouble do02:27:52
you need saving a similar accusation uh02:27:56
remember what your guys were thinking of02:27:58
Hans nean last year he beat chess02:28:01
Grandmaster magnos Carlson during a02:28:03
tournament at a St Louis chess club last02:28:06
year of course it was there was an02:28:07
accusation the same sort of thing there02:28:09
yeah the old I mean I don't know02:28:12
proven I mean this what a weird otherwi02:28:15
maybe it was just a weird celebration he02:28:17
was just drunk and we did it in the02:28:18
bathtub but yeah things were loose or he02:28:21
hope guys we know there are guys who02:28:24
urinate when they're when they've been02:28:26
drinking they urinate other places like02:28:28
they don't make it to the bathroom maybe02:28:30
he thought he was in well this is a big02:28:33
toilet yeah exactly wow I remember02:28:36
leaving all of my suit coats here in the02:28:39
toilet I got to go here the hooker the02:28:41
hooker I just paid four bucks too is on02:28:43
the toilet four bucks it's China02:28:47
you can get the finest hookers02:28:49
everything's cheaper for four at least02:28:51
it was in the bathtub it could have been02:28:52
a lot worse it could have yeah the sink02:28:55
I me pooping in the bathtub is more of a02:28:57
Checker's move it really is than a chess02:28:59
move less class what you think02:29:01
absolutely now you've heard of the02:29:03
Cleveland steamer is there is there a02:29:04
move called the Checkmate oh boy maybe02:29:07
this should be called the Checkmate when02:29:08
you win and then you go crap in a02:29:11
tub and then just look at something02:29:15
Checkmate yes yes or you just pick up02:29:17
the phone front desk Checkmate Checkmate02:29:20
click I mean say what you want no no one02:29:21
in baseball's everever accused of02:29:23
cheating using anal beads sure they were02:29:26
they were not even the Houston Astro02:29:28
they were beaten on those garbage cans02:29:30
but it wasn't Vic davo takes them out he02:29:33
seems to be itching his ass Vic davo02:29:37
would you be able to run in them with02:29:39
anal beads something up your butt I I I02:29:43
yeah I bet you could run with yeah yeah02:29:45
just asking probably02:29:47
trail behind you like a02:29:49
kite kite ribbon like a just married02:29:52
thing of02:29:53
cans it would get tricky having getting02:29:57
them back out because it would that02:29:58
would suck that's why I think they in02:30:00
the bathtub that was my yeah that's got02:30:02
to be careful because the um you suppose02:30:04
the be can they can they get like it02:30:07
makes that noise are they smart beads02:30:10
can they get like weather stock02:30:12
prices oh my my heart rate is up hang on02:30:17
I'm getting a fact do you have a song02:30:18
about this Pat Uh the German anal beats02:30:21
chess story oh I might anal02:30:25
beads anal beads every chess match I02:30:31
need you small and F not02:30:36
tonight beads will be moer in no02:30:40
time I and stump please move to and fro02:30:45
feed me move in my02:30:49
behold be stuck inside I need a ride to02:30:54
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Z thank you sir you're a dka you more02:31:00
Duna wow um kering to win yeah very good02:31:06
okay you're fascinated with that term02:31:08
aren you don't think that's I mean it's02:31:10
an02:31:12
amazing it's a skill to be a to02:31:14
communicate I mean can you go online and02:31:16
buy electric anal beads sure okay02:31:19
electric sure they're electric do they02:31:22
have batteries or they do you plug them02:31:23
into your you go to somebody's house oh02:31:25
yeah just I'm charging on my anal02:31:28
be yeah they it's it's kind of confusing02:31:30
and02:31:31
they they've got a USB port on them now02:31:34
batteries are out everything's02:31:35
everything's charged now you don't have02:31:37
yeah oh I know my dog lights are charged02:31:41
your what dog lights your dog lights you02:31:43
mean the thing you wear on your baseball02:31:45
cap in the morning I clip uh blinking02:31:47
red lights on my cap so when I'm taking02:31:50
the dog blinking red lights people can02:31:52
see now just ladies and gentlemen at02:31:54
home that says crazy use your brains02:31:57
picture this in the morning him him02:31:59
walking around that poor neighborhood02:32:01
not poor that's the wrong the sad sad02:32:04
neighborhood where he has to they have02:32:06
to put up with him wandering around02:32:09
mooing around with his dogs look out the02:32:12
window oh there goes a normal man the02:32:15
safety thing it's important02:32:17
red lights doesn't it bother you when02:32:18
you when you drive over here and there02:32:19
are those people who run with no yes see02:32:22
I'm I've got people can see me cuz I've02:32:23
got the there must be a happy medium02:32:26
between no lights and flashing red02:32:29
lights they could you think they're the02:32:32
little bigger than a golf ball they clip02:32:34
right on your cap and put in the front02:32:35
and the back and people can see you oh02:32:37
you put them in the back too of course I02:32:39
admire your lack of humility do you put02:32:41
them on the dogs too so they see your02:32:42
dogs no the dog but I have those leashes02:32:44
that have the shiny you know reflective02:32:46
reflective stuff you want people to see02:32:49
you you're out there with a doggies02:32:51
having some you know praying to God that02:32:53
they will fin poop get a fence let them02:32:56
wander around the backyard they don't f02:32:58
up with you you know I don't believe in02:33:00
fences Christian really yeah yeah no you02:33:02
forgot you forgot man in that s been02:33:05
doing my own thing in my own time okay02:33:07
it's about free about Freedom02:33:10
babe is that fence to keep me out or02:33:13
keep Mother Nature in yeah what is it02:33:17
yeah what is that I forg I forget I02:33:19
forgot too is that easy writer what02:33:21
movie is that signs is it song Signs02:33:25
sign signs sign a group of French chefs02:33:28
have broken the Guinness world record02:33:30
for the most varieties of cheese on a02:33:32
pizza oh there's something wrong with02:33:35
this story what do you mean a group of02:33:38
French oh chefs most varieties of cheese02:33:41
on a pizza yes but the cheese I think02:33:44
the French cheese they like their02:33:47
cheese02:33:49
rage Chef's Ben W ball Bru is that wait02:33:55
a minute02:33:57
you and Fabian loves Anette02:34:01
montanio02:34:03
montelano with the help of cheese maker02:34:06
Sophie hatat Ricard Luna and YouTuber02:34:09
Florian on02:34:11
air02:34:13
what got to go through this m02:34:16
people these people have a world record02:34:18
to give credit where credit is to these02:34:21
people they top a total 10,1 types of02:34:23
cheese their successful attempt02:34:26
surpasses Pizza previous record of 83402:34:29
it was a 16 in but it was very02:34:32
tall the chef revealed that many farmers02:34:36
wait I can taste the02:34:38
froma we shouldn't have put that sh it's02:34:40
very02:34:41
tasty02:34:43
SCE crotch cheese ah02:34:48
many farmers and cheese makers offered02:34:50
uh the cheese for free as they like the02:34:52
idea of being part of a world record02:34:54
that's a sweet story I bet it taste it02:34:55
awful some of that cheese is absolutely02:34:58
neut did anyone eat it or did they just02:35:01
have to make it dirty feet is what most02:35:03
of the cheese fancy cheese can be just I02:35:06
don't believe anyone when they say they02:35:07
like it gag worthy oh isn't this02:35:09
wonderful no it isn't no it tastes like02:35:12
mildew and tast it tastes like poodle02:35:14
dong poodle s oh it's a French now yeah02:35:18
christe there's a picture of this thing02:35:20
so imagine if the the the the base of02:35:23
the pizza yes the crust is about let's02:35:26
it looks like it's about an inch high02:35:27
okay with about four inches of cheese on02:35:30
top oh boy so each cheese would appear02:35:32
they have a02:35:33
small uh piece I see I mean it's the02:35:37
size of a noodle yes so hence the02:35:39
thousand one pieces of cheese well02:35:41
that's02:35:42
ridiculous it's all it's a very cheesy02:35:46
yes yeah yeah yeah it I think it kind of02:35:48
loses its punch when you have that many02:35:50
all mixed together but U uh they this is02:35:53
going to be available did you read on it02:35:54
it's going to be available at Pizza Hut02:35:56
oh really oh really called the02:36:00
constipator didn't have that in02:36:03
my got a guy02:36:07
going what's he02:36:09
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coming up including Another World Record02:36:15
Man yeah I know getting your getting02:36:19
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right back to work oh yeah right now I02:36:23
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then nut sack just kind of working our02:38:59
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this morning I what you know yep I've02:39:03
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about everything underneath my belt y m02:39:08
and uh hey what the hell I'm glad you02:39:11
said hell02:39:14
yeah02:39:16
I apologize that's all right uh well02:39:18
Rodney we got uh we got plenty of time02:39:20
you want to work another one in here uh02:39:22
yeah here's one right here this one's02:39:23
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the one we're talking about okay you02:39:28
guys want to play the intro I don't want02:39:30
to they get a little irritated when I02:39:32
don't let them play the intro they don't02:39:34
really like the way I do it let's just02:39:35
go right to the words go ahead on Tom02:39:39
Studios April Macy was on Bob and Tom02:39:41
today and I probably know more about02:39:42
what turns her on than anybody I know of02:39:45
she's is trying to play hard to oh eus I02:39:48
swear to God she is fire ass hot hi02:39:51
remember me I do unfortunately I yeah02:39:54
don't don't worry about that restraining02:39:56
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you're famous you've been on TV before02:40:01
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coming in taking pictures I swear to God02:40:07
you are oh please don't say porazzi02:40:11
porazzi you don't carry pepper spray02:40:13
anymore do you cuz the last it's so02:40:14
uncomfortable it's very uncomfortable02:40:16
your poor gazzi well the last stuff you02:40:18
you carried stung a little bit but you02:40:20
are from head to toe can you want my02:40:23
pager number maybe is that something you02:40:25
might uh perhaps be interested in pretty02:40:27
lonely okay uh I tried to hit you up on02:40:30
Christian Mingle but your profile02:40:31
picture didn't really reply to what I02:40:33
had so yeah yeah you can go on h j date02:40:37
if you'd like to see me go on J date02:40:40
okay I swear to God I will I know what02:40:42
the J stands for I had tennis elbow02:40:45
doing on that all through high school02:40:47
I'll see you April sexy thing oh my02:40:52
God in a Mini Max Big Green Egg head to02:40:56
bobandtom.com contest and play pigskin02:40:59
pick them with the Bob andom02:41:01
show this is Jimmy parto you are02:41:05
listening to Bob and Tom02:41:07
radio here at the Bob and Tom audio02:41:09
Institute we catalog key pieces of audio02:41:12
for archival and historical purposes we02:41:15
continually research and examine02:41:17
significant pieces of audio to ensure02:41:19
their accuracy and validity today we02:41:22
look at the first ever recording by02:41:24
Thomas Edison where in 1877 he02:41:27
successfully recorded the following on a02:41:29
primitive wax02:41:31
cylinder a little piece of practical02:41:34
poetry Mary had a little lamb it streets02:41:37
with quite a snow and everywhere that02:41:39
many went the lamb would should to go02:41:42
the distinguished staff here at the Bob02:41:43
and audio Institute noticed the labeling02:41:45
method used by Mr Thomas Edison this02:41:48
famous piece of audio was labeled02:41:51
05 te for Thomas Edison02:41:55
02 knowing this format is the industry02:41:58
standard to this day we here at the02:42:00
Institute theorize there must be a 0502:42:04
te01 after years of research and02:42:07
investigation we have uncovered the02:42:09
following audio cylinder this is the02:42:11
very first ever recording by Mr Thomas02:42:14
Edison okay the first words I spoke in02:42:17
the original pornograph here we02:42:21
[Applause]02:42:25
go this has been a bottom time audio02:42:28
Institute exclusive thank you for02:42:30
joining02:42:32
us Bob and time for your information02:42:35
these are two of the worst kids I have02:42:36
ever encountered in my life and I worked02:42:38
a state fair we were stupid before02:42:40
stupid was cool yesterday we were02:42:43
talking about hickeys yeah I have a02:42:44
story02:42:46
which one of your daughters has one no02:42:47
nobody has hickeys but we have death by02:42:50
hickey death by hickey mhm were that me02:42:53
I'm sure the officers would stand over02:42:55
my body and say I have a feeling this is02:42:57
how he'd wanted to02:43:00
go more02:43:02
chalk yes because I'm so gigantic my God02:43:06
one stick of02:43:09
chalk a CH outline his look at him he02:43:12
had to take his headphones off lean back02:43:15
screaming with laughter he's he's just02:43:18
an awful person02:43:21
more lucky number man if that weren't02:43:23
funny I'd be soad it's an old uh Eskimo02:43:26
trick of how to catch a polar bear now02:43:29
what you do is you go cut a hole in the02:43:30
ice right right and then you take Little02:43:33
P's and you place them strategically 402:43:37
Ines apart all the way around the hole02:43:40
right and a polar Bell will crawl up and02:43:42
he'll look at it in very much curiosity02:43:44
is what is going on there now when he02:43:46
bends over to take a pee you kick him in02:43:49
the02:43:51
icehole you don't say we didn't warn02:43:54
you there's laughter ahead tongue02:43:58
back welcome back to the Bob and to02:44:02
show uh let's see this just in let me02:44:05
see where's my02:44:08
uh here we go02:44:10
Sport02:44:12
extra Ron Rivera official fired as head02:44:16
coach of the Washington commanders02:44:17
moments ago oh how do you feel about02:44:19
that I it's about 2 years too late so02:44:22
they lost me I didn't want I didn't want02:44:24
I don't watch it I don't watch washing02:44:26
anymore don't watch it I got a lot of02:44:28
stuff for sale if you guys like to buy02:44:30
it take my who could they hire that BR02:44:33
take on my hands take how about you02:44:35
could they hire bring them back that's02:44:38
what I said about you you know nothing02:44:39
about football you know that well I just02:44:42
I'm just trying to create a conversation02:44:43
I can I can make you feel better better02:44:45
all right chick I can make you feel02:44:47
better though you're you're a big fan of02:44:49
the Washington football club you been02:44:50
since you were a kid that's exactly02:44:52
right you got all kinds of stuff with02:44:53
their their former name the uh the02:44:55
Redskins which has been uh removed and02:44:58
um but I could do something that'll make02:45:00
you kind of cheer you up this particular02:45:03
time ladies and02:45:05
[Music]02:45:11
gentlemen hey02:45:13
chick yeah02:45:15
a why did the polygamist cross the road02:45:19
why did the02:45:21
polygamist cross the road I don't know02:45:24
why to get to the other02:45:30
bride that's some mild humor taking02:45:34
taking a classic joke and putting a02:45:36
putting a spin on02:45:39
it um well thank you very much uh what02:45:42
have you got over there in sports did02:45:44
you see this today's bubble bath02:45:46
day you see this02:45:50
didb Tom doesn't like a bubble bath02:45:53
doesn't want to hear about it how about02:45:55
this you'll want to hear about02:45:56
this yes sir something daddy02:46:02
found David02:46:07
Rush has reclaim the Guinness world02:46:10
record for the fastest time to pop 20002:46:12
Balloons with a nail oh yeah02:46:15
not a fingernail an02:46:17
ale all right some of the balloons used02:46:20
in the attempt were balloons featuring02:46:21
The Bob and Tom logo yay some of the02:46:25
balloons well we can't you know this is02:46:27
it took him a few tries we can't print02:46:29
10,000 balloons for Mr Rush why not you02:46:33
don't have eight bucks go a gross is02:46:37
there a is there deficit of balloons in02:46:40
this country I thank you David uh when02:46:44
his initial record of02:47:13
14.77%02:47:15
balloons they02:47:17
down to a wall and running by have you02:47:21
seen the video yeah I'm looking at the02:47:22
video how does he does he just shoot the02:47:25
nail out of a nail gun it would be02:47:26
faster does he pop that looks like it02:47:28
would be easy to do well go ahead and02:47:30
try it he the world record can't you02:47:32
gave them all our balloons yeah no02:47:34
that's a good good point does he pop02:47:36
more one we could use your blowup doll02:47:37
more than one no he's just running by02:47:40
popping balloons oh that's how that's so02:47:45
easy easy very easy really well that's02:47:48
he reclaimed it good for him did you02:47:50
show it to show it02:47:52
to David David show it to Josh look02:47:55
that's how he's doing it he's sprinting02:47:57
along the wall he running by a wall hey02:47:59
look I couldn't run that02:48:00
fast yes you could if somebody that02:48:04
looks fun if somebody was chasing you02:48:05
you could he flying this looks like a02:48:07
blast he's flying it does look fun well02:48:09
thank you David we appreciate using the02:48:10
Bob and I didn't see one of our balloons02:48:12
in the I didn't nether not one of them02:48:15
uh is that mercifully is that02:48:18
Sports is there anything else we've02:48:20
missed bubble bath day you didn't want02:48:23
to hear oh I want to hear about I want02:48:24
to hear about it that's great but did02:48:26
you do you actually have Bubble B you02:48:27
just put some Dawn in there Dawn sure02:48:30
don't have about stuff why when I got02:48:33
Dawn that's your Dad talking it is when02:48:36
I the day I watched him washing his hair02:48:38
in the sink with Dawn yeah I go what are02:48:40
you doing it's all the same stuff he's02:48:43
right well you know what soap is soap we02:48:46
used to as kids use Ivory Ivory liquid02:48:49
that dis yeah to bathe in there's02:48:52
nothing like a hot bubble bath on a cold02:48:55
Winter's day check02:48:58
local the bestselling bubble bath year02:49:02
after year is Mr say Mr Bubble NP thank02:49:06
you bat Mr no it's Mr Bubble oh is it02:49:09
really in what year did Mr Bubble Burst02:49:13
5 onto the scene 62 57 I believe they're02:49:16
now just known as they bubble 62 I was a02:49:19
kid I plainly remember Mr Bubble coming02:49:21
out and being available so that would02:49:25
65 did you remember this lying lying02:49:27
there at a bubble02:49:29
bath and playing the submarine game oh02:49:32
yeah wait a minute Periscope Up02:49:34
Periscope up I never played that game no02:49:37
you didn't never rolled over and start02:49:39
humping the bottom of the tub that's02:49:40
when it really got interesting oh02:49:42
there's something here huh I'm sorry02:49:45
could we does create that for God sake02:49:48
other people know about this WOW uh02:49:52
1961 created by Harold02:49:57
schaer and is the number one brand of02:49:59
bubble bath products in the United02:50:01
States in addition to the bubble bath02:50:03
formula they have a line of body wash02:50:06
shampoo conditioner bath bombs hand soap02:50:08
and baby WIP I had no idea Mr Bubble was02:50:11
still out I didn't either if you're02:50:13
dating a guy that used is Mr Bubble body02:50:17
wash time to time to cut him hey wow you02:50:20
smell02:50:21
[Laughter]02:50:23
Keen boy oh boy I didn't know you were02:50:25
that against bubble baths Tom no I'm not02:50:27
opposed to bubble baths oh yeah you02:50:29
don't like baths you don't like bath02:50:31
Robinson song yeah I don't I don't take02:50:33
baths as I I know I don't like to he02:50:36
doesn't like to sit in his own filth02:50:37
showers are the way to02:50:39
go B of some Epsom salts is always good02:50:42
for you yes is it Mr Mr Bubble was so02:50:46
you never hear about people accidentally02:50:48
drowning in a shower do you no but they02:50:50
slip don't it's always in the bathtub02:50:52
they slip they could you could slip and02:50:53
hit your head oh yeah Mr Bubble was sold02:50:56
to Airwick Industries in02:50:59
1986 okay Airwick Tom Airwick was huge I02:51:04
lived in Korea for a couple years as you02:51:05
guys know I'm very worldly yes and02:51:07
Airwick was with awick is what the02:51:10
commercials would do is that the that's02:51:13
the stuff you plug into your walls02:51:15
I think that may have been one of their02:51:16
that's the Glade Plugin as well I think02:51:19
may may also have a thing that plugs02:51:20
into the wall more about Mr Bubble bub02:51:23
Please Mr Bubble makes a cameo at the02:51:25
head of nav Johnson Steve Martin during02:51:28
the bathroom scene of the jurk02:51:29
absolutely uh Mr Bubble also can be seen02:51:31
behind the dude Jeff Bridges and the big02:51:34
Labowski how about that and Mr Bubble02:51:36
made an appearance in Grand Torino with02:51:40
Clint Eastwood really really that's whatDescription:
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