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both batun And what’s so interesting about you?
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Yes,
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nothing Wow, you’re saying Nothing
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special here Yes, it’s just
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some kind of holiday Yes, my mother brought it to me for the oath,
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don’t interrupt, firstly, not for you,
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but for us, and secondly, stand up, stretch the
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elder's belt is talking to you,
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comrade. Yes, what kind of comrade are you to me when you
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wanted a whole bag of food?
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oaths need to be given to the grandfathers and
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the scoop, this is a tradition and this will go to our
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common holiday table and you can’t argue against this.
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Yeah, how do we know your traditions with
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the people, there was also a tradition, also a tradition, and
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you are its
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founder, don’t you believe me or something? You don’t
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believe me, you think I tried for myself.
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I’m handing you over. Listen, so that
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those schmucks don’t read about Zhora until the end of
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the service, you know how hard it will be for
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you to serve better. Don’t test it on yourself,
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trust me. Well, okay, since it’s a tradition. Are you
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in doubt?
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Food in the army is sacred, no. No. They're making
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jokes to everyone, but can you
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believe that we are animals or something? You at least
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leave Korzhik above your nose, the soldiers, the grandfathers
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will say thank you, and in the army, in the army, this is
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more important than any
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food, so no respect for the senior in
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rank.
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What about the other kind of military servants?
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whether you are going to observe traditions, but
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of course he alone will not eat it all, yes,
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yes,
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time will not return back to
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our faces, to wash it settles like sand, time is
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dust from boots When the time comes to say
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home, it’s time But your soul, as before, waits for
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love, hopes live under official clothes, your
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heart trembling Can't be
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quelled like Freedom can't be
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taken away
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somewhere A river flows somewhere a house where everyone is
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waiting for us
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back
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It's not sadness it's easy just the wind tickles the
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eyes who is weak and who is a fighter who is a hero And who is a
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scoundrel Try it Test the taste with the power of
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words and the strength of feelings for now there is a
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motive, life has a motive, you will understand how
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necessary it will be, where is betrayal, where is Friendship,
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where is career, where is service, and how is the heart of an
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unarmed person, how many stars and how
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many stripes, how many faces, guises,
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and how few differences there are in us
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[music]
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You shouldn’t be so men, you just
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don’t me understood Slav Consider that this is a court of
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Cherpakov’s honor eat what you
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tried to kill like a rat Get away from your
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comrades just eat everything at once and now
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let your stomach burst How long ago did
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your conscience burst, oh, unfortunate
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guys I just didn’t get my bearings, I went, well, I
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went to the wrong place side
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Well, we’re about to see that you’re losing your orientation.
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So we’re thinking. Let’s help a
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friend, let’s eat, eat for the rest of your
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life, and don’t you want anything yourself or
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something? No, thank you Vadik for your concern. Well,
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it’s not enough for you here, yes. Well, how
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you know
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Everything seems to be like everything there that there’s not a bit of anything
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[music] all that’s
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left is
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comrade
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lieutenant colonel
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getting up I’m not sleeping yes Well, it’s so unclear right away whether to
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sleep or
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not Well, sometimes I myself don’t understand
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this, this is
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that freshly squeezed juice won’t wake up on its own, the
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vitamins
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will raise You be kind Tell
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the floor,
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we didn’t agree with you like that,
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as far as I remember, we did
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n’t agree at all. Well, okay,
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let’s
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agree now, I need to work in your
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service,
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so as for
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service as the chief of staff of
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the Division, I myself
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decide whether or not to go out.
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As for
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work, that’s right. in principle, no one
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keeps how interesting the girls are dancing that there is
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nothing
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Ai Val And you have nothing to
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devour, to devour, to devour,
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comrade lieutenant colonel And maybe you will
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still live with me, maybe I
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will stay I haven’t decided
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[music] yet
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]
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yes Slav You at least managed to go to the toilet in the morning
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Well, why does he only have
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free space there You see the perfume, what a
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personal example the husband is showing, that’s enough, come on, come on, let’s do
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five more squats,
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so let’s keep up, you love to ride, love to
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carry sleds, you still know how many
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calories you need burn, listen guys,
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in my opinion, the time for exercise is already over,
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come on, don’t be a criminal, you are setting a bad
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example in spirit, you’ve finished your squats, Well done,
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let’s move on to push-ups,
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you’ll have time for your breakfast
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and
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once and Oh, well done, Slav, in my opinion, this is the first
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time I’ve seen you do exercises,
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comrade warrant officer. he will now
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carry out exercises every day to talk But to make up for
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lost time And this is the truth Slav
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Slav Well, tell the horrors no Well, don’t
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tell us about your nightly promises
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True Well, well done,
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continue Let’s do it again
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Slava
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and
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you have a faucet in the bathroom
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hanging on by snot, you need to call a plumber
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Viktor Romanovich Maybe you yourself
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somehow I have the tools there I’m
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not a
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plumber, it’s
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obvious Viktor Romanovich Maybe that’s enough
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already Viktor Romanovi Maybe that’s
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enough for me in the division that’s what they call
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Viktor Vitya Viktor any derivatives I wo
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n’t be offended The main thing is to have a
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good view from the heart
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A tell me please and you and you
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yesterday Why why did I go with you yesterday
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Yes, well, I
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went and went my
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legs moved or something No At the same time, they also
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carried their heads, what an interesting person you are,
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what an interesting person you are, you
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collect cups,
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yes Well, I’m trying to every trip you brought something for yourself,
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and in Paris you were And where have I
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not been And who is you abroad
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[laughter] you
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want to know
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No, well, if it seemed to me I would
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cross myself
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And don’t you think that a
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woman in business is
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somehow well, I didn’t cross myself,
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listen, so you and I are
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atheists oh
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oh I’ve already
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depended on one man once
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enough. It seems to me that a woman should
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be independent, independent, it seems so
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interesting to you, yes, what do you
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think, well, for starters, I
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think that
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the tea should be
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sweet, sorry now for
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now
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[music]
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I don’t know I don’t know I know go so
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clearly you
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know
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IT approach
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pony
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seriously Yes Of course of course Everything let’s
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run what do you think will work
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Yes God you’re a bastard you Shmatko exactly
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[music]
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ha Hello Hello
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Hello comrade foreman whatever
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you wish I would like a mineralo is a
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mineralo I drank too much Yesterday, why immediately
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I drank too much No, I just wanted something sweet, but
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I understand, wow, you are so
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exemplary And your friend is also so
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morally
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stable What a friend Well, remember, you
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came in on the day of the oath, so
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handsome in civilian clothes Mishka Medvedev Yes,
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there is no exemplary example And he is free
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in the sense Well, it’s not clear whether he’s married or
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not And yes, the wife has
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nowhere to be married It’s a pity that it’s
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a pity that you don’t have a dacha, I gave you all the change,
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mineralo, take your
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bow Well, that’s why when something
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decent flashed on the horizon,
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a child is waiting, I’m
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free, take your
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cigarettes and free, goodbye see you
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[music]
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goodbye
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Nothing, and there will be a wedding on our street.
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Allow me, comrade captain, let me give
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you a delicate lesson.
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How do you feel about literature? In the sense:
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In the sense, you read books, but no way; well, in
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the army, will you have time? Captain, that’s
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true. Yes, and not to why is this here uh-huh Why do I need a
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herd of counted sheep here Well,
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yes, you’ve read the army So that definitely means I
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understand more about the army,
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so I’ll be a little behind, here’s your leave,
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go to the city and buy me a good book, I
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understand And which comrade captain are you
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interested in in particular? the author
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is a specific author I’m not interested I’m
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interested in the book
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being good so that it’s like a
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movie like it’s so captivating clearly clearly and let
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it be packaged more beautifully it’s a
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good gift Allow it
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[music]
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work decide to come in sign in
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Headquarters duty officer Private What
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have
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you just got there they called from the checkpoint and asked me to
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tell you that some
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woman in a foreign car is asking you which woman I
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can’t know, she says that a very close
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familiar name flew out of my head
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Poroshinskaya or Poroshinskaya everything is clear you
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can freely go
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[music]
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Yes I haven’t had enough of this yet
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[music]
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Oh shnobel, stop and this is where I
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need you Comrade Sergeant I have
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n’t had time to come up with an assignment yet Yes, I
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just came from America and have already
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learned how to mow Oh no, I can’t mow I’m in
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the village too
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Okay Don’t worry I wasn’t going to
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solder you on I I wanted to ask you for advice,
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but what about the smartest person? Now, if you
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wanted to buy a book, what would you
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advise? Well, depending on
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who I don’t know, he asked me to buy
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a club. And a club, well, a club, I would
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recommend the development of a child from the
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age of three Yes, listen, I’m watching
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you have a good understanding of people, you
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catch mice, by the way,
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my sister catches mice, this means you
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have a good understanding of the issue, it’s clear,
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but I’m afraid that the development of a
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club for a three-year-old is not suitable for
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him, they’ve already given him something in this regard, like a
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puzzle, a puzzle. Moreover, this is not for him, but
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for some of his friends, I think his
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friends are not very far from him, yes
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it can be, but if
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you choose something from the modernist classics,
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it all goes away, but the classics are forever, so
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I really
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like it. Listen, well, thanks for the advice
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[music]
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Okay Hello hello something happened You
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forgot And this is not
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mine Well, whose Well I don’t
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know You better know Whose
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hairpin this is Valka Your
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sense of humor disappears by lunchtime Thank you my
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dear I just thought there would be a reason to
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come in again
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I’m absolutely I can’t understand when you’re
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joking And when you’re not I think with time
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you will understand it yes And I will have
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this time but it depends on how
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the pawns
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will stand I didn’t
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understand on how the pawns will stand on
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the board I’m telling you again Over time
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you will learn
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understand this go Yiddish a little and the same thing is on
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you Glukhova No no not Deafly everything is fine
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everything went well Well everything went well
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no Now this is the news going around
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the Division for a walk Yeah that's it for now
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call Shmatko
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like you're looking for familiar letters No that's the
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same thing I'm reading about the fifth company there this
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Karimov there is horror, you just didn’t
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see anything that there’s nothing I say there, this one is
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like his Private, strange last name, he didn’t
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see anything at the checkpoint, I didn’t see anything, I was walking
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suddenly, I looked at the checkpoint, I was still so
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surprised. What the hell,
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well done. Do you know what’s going on? you name is
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expired
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no and the violin seal wasted found
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found found I then also ordered Lika Now
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this is what I didn’t see anything
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imagine
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nothing understood everything
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understood who would doubt it Yeah I’m saying
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there’s no one at the checkpoint
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[music]
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there’s no one come on come on Slav those are a lot of fats we
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need to lose m we will live in spirit An
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example to
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follow, what could we need, but we need Fedya, we
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need it, well, dushara was imprisoned
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[applause] [music]
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grandpa, look again, Slav is ahead, so
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he is now a comrade foreman at the
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forefront And I knew that the army changes
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people but so that we don’t expect anything, I
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myself expected Comrade Stashina from this,
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go on
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your way, push me, Comrade
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Captain, well, what did you buy? That’s right, the cover
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is beautiful, of course, beautiful, Comrade
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Captain, I hope this is what you need, if
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the cover is beautiful, then it’s a worthwhile book.
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If everything goes
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well, then you Maksimenko will get
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another dismissal, so to speak, for your own
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needs Thank you, comrade captain, and now I
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work there
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[music]
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imagine And he says if
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the cover is beautiful, it means a worthwhile book Yes,
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everyone has their own criteria,
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yeah, Slava For example, I would like a
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very tasty healthy book food Yes,
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you chew Slav chew, you have a hard
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day tomorrow, in my opinion Stop punishing him already,
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he suffered so much for his greed Well, maybe that’s
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enough Love what a gluttonous you are,
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like a human stomach And you eat like an
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elephant, there’s a whole bag of loaf, he ate
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nothing, it turned out to be little Yes Now, if there were a
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World Championship in the Aral Sea, you would take
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second place, why is it second because
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second because the loaf itself would take the first place?
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Still, you saw how his mother fed him
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after bes Yes, look, he is playing again,
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playing horse our loaf, no
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one can surpass you, but you Comrade Sergeant take
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him to the circus after the army
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Take this again Why And let him sit in
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the arena and eat everyone will think that this is a
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trick no one will believe that
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such a worm can fit so much food No, well,
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after all, no one can surpass our lava
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Oh, let’s bet who will outdo whom,
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more precisely, will survive the Slav loaf or the loaf Slava
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And how we will check this is very simple,
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buy food in the store and arrange the match of
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the century Listen and go Well, guys, let's chip in
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for the sake of this de
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company, finish your
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meal, oh comrade lieutenant colonel I wish you health I
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wish Well, let's congratulate you is
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it possible with what is
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it like? After all, you are getting married,
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they say And from whom did you
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hear this? From the tooth exactly
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Shmatko
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said and what is it not so no not so
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interesting the girls are dancing Well wish
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Hello Well Shmatko
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[music]
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creature You are 2
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minutes late Sorry but that’s my yours with
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Uh-huh Well come in, take
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off your clothes I wo
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n’t That
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is, you know Valya is tired
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and I don’t understand a little now We seem to
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have agreed I mean I’m tired of
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sitting in the apartment uh-huh well there are horses waiting We’re
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going to a restaurant or we’re not going to a
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restaurant x to a restaurant to the
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restaurant Can I have you for
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[music]
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a minute Well, please tell me to whom I
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prepared all this
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Let's chip in Guys who can What can
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We chip in Let's chip in Ladies and gentlemen,
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there is a fundraiser for an unprecedented spectacle
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that the Russian and American lands have never seen,
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dear gentlemen, your
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pleasure will be directly proportional to your contribution to
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the general matter is clear Loaf loaf
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you won’t let down Slava still has a better
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chance after all, daily
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army training A whole year already Yes
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We’re chipping in We’re chipping in but in
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civilian life we ​​weren’t guarding the corn either, that
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you were guarding the corn, this is an expression
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And yes, sometimes it seems to me that I I
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’ll never be able to learn Russian to the end. Why
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Because they always say one thing and
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mean something completely different. Well,
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we’re also throwing in the fact that it’s not all that much.
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It’s just that Comrade Sergeant, everything that
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we brought from home has already been spent and
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no one has received translations yet; it’s a pity such a f bla
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Well, I have a little more money, how
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little How many dollars 300
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probably Wow So this is
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Chipok's revenue for 2 days and they will take it in bucks They will
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take shnobel In short, you go to the chipok and
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turn on All your American charm
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Hollywood smile there well
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Smile yes yes let's hope for
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hidden
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charm
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[music]
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oh congratulations comrade captain
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Hello Marinochka
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Hello here Let me give you as a
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sign of my special feelings for you that this is
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perfume, take it higher this is a book a book yes And
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this book will tell better than any words about my
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attitude towards
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you
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what it is funny Yes, comrade captain,
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you’ll laugh, I knew Marinochka that you
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’d like it, listen Marinochka
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Let me say so, I don’t know how to
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say it Speak, don’t be shy
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Let me Marinochka
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invite me tonight and you and um for
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a walk, so to speak, have a nice
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time And for a walk Yes, where here
00:25:27
for a walk, comrade captain, here is a
00:25:29
small town there, but maybe, but maybe we can meet at
00:25:33
my house. I have a video at home, and that is. At the same
00:25:37
time, we’ll watch a movie, yes, yes,
00:25:41
no, that’s me, carry on. And well, we
00:25:44
can watch this movie.
00:25:48
Well, Yes, it’s true that you can’t spend your whole life
00:25:51
waiting for a smart
00:25:53
prince.
00:25:56
Well, yes,
00:26:00
the movie is like that, the movie, comrade
00:26:05
captain, I’ll come in the evening, go, go,
00:26:08
comrade
00:26:12
captain, the bell is ringing Hemingway,
00:26:21
I wish you good health, Lieutenant Colonel, I wish you good health, I heard, I heard,
00:26:26
congratulations on what, well, why are you
00:26:30
hiding Shilo from him? the awl is
00:26:33
missing in the warehouse Come on, comrade regiment
00:26:37
Okay Danilyuk Your political officer has girls on the
00:26:40
beach And what did I say? That’s exactly what
00:26:43
you should have up to these years, and so you haven’t
00:26:46
said anything worthwhile in your life, walk
00:26:49
like women with your tongues You’d better use your
00:26:52
tongue warehouse sub lieutenant colonel Tell
00:26:55
this to your friend T while he was not typing
00:27:02
[music]
00:27:08
free comrade captain called
00:27:12
You my dear Maksimenko called
00:27:15
of course you called sit down on behalf of
00:27:17
the command I express my gratitude to you
00:27:20
for the perfectly completed task of
00:27:22
buying book accessories sit down
00:27:24
and see how happy Maksimenko is And
00:27:26
when the commander is satisfied with the TL it’s true So
00:27:28
Comrade captain, you definitely want some tea No
00:27:31
thank you Well, that’s right, I Maksimenko know how to
00:27:34
be
00:27:35
grateful, as the popular
00:27:37
saying goes, Don’t spit in the well you
00:27:39
’re sitting on, I’ll tell you a secret By the way, you did
00:27:42
n’t install a new wiretap here
00:27:43
varich Captain Well, I’m just kidding, I’m kidding In general, that’s
00:27:47
how it is for me thanks to you a very pleasant
00:27:50
meeting was formed. Therefore, here's your
00:27:52
leave, go to the city and pi I'm
00:27:57
good FM love comrade captain And what
00:28:00
kind of film is needed and I don't know I maxim
00:28:03
now I completely trust you
00:28:05
go
00:28:07
[music]
00:28:10
there is
00:28:12
Hello ha good service it's not
00:28:15
evening yet but the backpack is already loaded in chips I'm
00:28:17
following the order of the order of my stomach
00:28:19
sergeant And it's clear that this time
00:28:22
we'll take cigarettes food you're going food and food
00:28:26
Yes yes yes I'm going Yeah Well what about food everything that
00:28:30
means everything Well that's all how many pies you have
00:28:34
with what it doesn't matter how many there are
00:28:37
Well 30 pieces left Yeah great
00:28:41
Let's all Yeah Well pies so
00:28:45
pies
00:28:47
help you Listen where did you find such a Dutchman
00:28:50
from America from America And so
00:28:55
you're the crazy one who came to
00:28:57
us in Russia from America to serve Why
00:28:59
Crazy isn't Well yes really what is it
00:29:02
Once upon a time, Americans come to us
00:29:03
in droves to serve in Russia. And after
00:29:07
the service, will you go back to America again or
00:29:10
will you stay here? I haven’t decided what yet.
00:29:13
No, that’s just my word. Well, something else.
00:29:17
I would take a lot of other things, but that’s it.
00:29:20
a small problem what a problem exactly
00:29:23
a problem I wanted to say that my
00:29:26
money is all dollars How can it be
00:29:30
Well, why can’t ours smile like that Well,
00:29:32
these same ones will smile so easily the soul is ready to
00:29:35
plow you know that I will invest mine And I’ll
00:29:38
exchange yours in the city Excellent Excellent
00:29:40
what- let's take something, yes, you have sausage 3
00:29:43
kgma servelata Let's
00:29:47
[music]
00:29:57
take
00:29:58
[music]
00:30:04
Ket zheks sour cream sour cream cookies
00:30:09
[music]
00:30:22
cookies Well, here you have 5592 rubles or 200
00:30:26
dollars great Listen, you have some more
00:30:29
bucks if you want, I'll exchange them in the city Oh you they
00:30:31
would help me out great Well, what can’t
00:30:33
you do for such a hot
00:30:34
American guy, actually I’m Russian
00:30:36
Listen Russian Have you got enough food for the whole
00:30:38
company or something for a week Oh yes no
00:30:41
We’re thinking about it for two for one evening
00:30:44
for two elephants or something No
00:30:48
[ music]
00:30:52
hamsters Listen to the cat, the cudgel is
00:30:55
sending me back to the city again, asking him to
00:30:57
buy a film about love What are you saying?
00:31:00
Yes, first the cudgel is sending you to the city
00:31:02
asking to buy a book Well, now the cudgel
00:31:04
is sending you for a film about love, no,
00:31:06
it seems strange that he didn’t accidentally
00:31:09
wants to watch this movie with you No, not
00:31:12
with me Do you know who he’s talking to with the cat I
00:31:14
want to watch Yes, you won’t ask what
00:31:16
he likes best, so I decided to consult with you Well
00:31:18
then, take the porn,
00:31:21
I’m serious, I say, take the
00:31:23
porn Don’t be mistaken, think about it for
00:31:25
the cudgel
00:31:26
love r nuhu this is his level yes of course
00:31:31
Well thanks for the advice
00:31:33
[music] I
00:31:35
don’t remember good health I wish Shmatko arrived according to the
00:31:39
indication I see that he’s not a field
00:31:41
Marshal Well
00:31:43
Shmatko Let’s write a report
00:31:46
what kind of report Where to do 50 LV of
00:31:52
gasoline what a demon Yes,
00:31:56
any not
00:31:59
you that everything in my warehouse is normal,
00:32:01
everything fits together debit with
00:32:03
credit of course Well then Let's go for a walk
00:32:06
and where should we go to the warehouse Let's
00:32:10
read the invoices you say we have a
00:32:12
wonderful distributor And I'm a grateful
00:32:16
listener reader Let
00:32:18
's see if it really fits with
00:32:21
debit
00:32:22
Pow It was a joke
00:32:28
lone If you from your branch even say
00:32:31
a word Cherik no I’ll bury you along with
00:32:34
your
00:32:35
birdhouse and your violin
00:32:38
will play Requiem for you on one string I understand you can
00:32:41
go Get out
00:32:45
[music]
00:32:50
eat Well chw let’s take a chair Take the three of you,
00:32:53
go here into the corridor and
00:32:56
take it out too those and Maksimenko sergeant where well
00:33:00
e dubin sent to the city to carry out the task
00:33:01
no more time will
00:33:03
have time food eater this is impossible to
00:33:05
miss Yes what night half an hour
00:33:07
would be enough all this would be enough
00:33:10
just move them That's it
00:33:13
yes Well, even better then you
00:33:20
can Hello checkpoint duty officer it's dubin again
00:33:25
that Maximen didn’t run
00:33:29
runs well yes
00:33:31
Work shi capita Well, finally, dear,
00:33:35
that’s how comrade
00:33:38
captain ordered about love about Sash can’t get enough of
00:33:42
love comrade captain Well, thank you
00:33:45
Maksimenko, I won’t forget you shi go
00:33:49
[music] come on
00:33:56
yes Let the tenoch fall And Viktor
00:34:01
Romanovich come in, have a seat
00:34:04
Thank you, I’ll
00:34:06
stand, something
00:34:09
happened, Viktor Romanovich,
00:34:14
do you understand this is such a delicate question, I’m listening
00:34:20
to you Yes, I heard conversations
00:34:26
that in general your family life is a mess again, then
00:34:29
you get married or don’t
00:34:31
get married as long as
00:34:33
you can. I don’t understand, comrade
00:34:36
general. -Major Well, I’m sorry Roman that I
00:34:39
touched on this topic, but
00:34:41
just after this story with your
00:34:45
second third third Yes, exactly with the
00:34:48
third wife Well, I just have to
00:34:52
understand, people say touch,
00:34:55
Major General, you me too Sorry,
00:34:58
why are you torturing cats I don’t understand what kind of
00:35:03
domestic cats I am, people say you have a
00:35:07
house full of cats and you’re torturing them. I don’t
00:35:10
know either, believe me, no wait, what are you talking about,
00:35:12
Viktor Noch? it's
00:35:42
over,
00:35:44
there won't be any Tamara Ivanovna, come back later,
00:35:47
I'll take a look for now Okay, okay, people, and
00:35:50
at the man's Subare they go for salt,
00:35:53
she's thinking about something, but not me, salt,
00:35:58
what kind of salt, comrade captain, It's me
00:36:01
Marinochka, I'm sorry for God's sake, come on in, I did
00:36:04
n't recognize you, you're just all sorts of
00:36:05
crazy people he's coming for salt Thank you,
00:36:07
comrade captain I thought you did
00:36:08
n't want to let me in Let's go
00:36:10
Tamarochka Tamarochka oh I mean Marinochka
00:36:13
Excuse me, come here to the room
00:36:15
comrade captain this is all for me for you
00:36:18
like Roma, sit wherever you want, that's where it's
00:36:20
convenient for you, can I sit on the sofa
00:36:26
and
00:36:31
Marinochka Is it possible for
00:36:33
you? Try Marina, but no. Let’s better
00:36:38
for now. Well, whatever you want, comrade captain, are
00:36:42
you always complaining like that or only with
00:36:44
me? Why are you complaining? I’m with you. Well, I
00:36:48
’ll get used to it, I really
00:36:56
hope it’s
00:37:00
good at work, thank you a lot for
00:37:03
trading, comrade captain. You don’t happen to have a
00:37:06
part-time tax job
00:37:07
No, I was thinking about work, you’re interested in yours, but
00:37:10
yours Well, okay, I You wanted to
00:37:13
watch a movie, I bought an interesting romantic cassette
00:37:17
about love,
00:37:29
that’s not me I see that it’s not
00:37:32
you, comrade
00:37:44
captain, I’ll see you somehow I’ll treat you to my
00:37:46
signature dish Yes, yes, this is
00:37:50
what greetings from a bachelor are called Wow,
00:37:53
how interesting It’s like before a
00:37:56
bicycle,
00:37:59
in short, you take everything out of the refrigerator from the refrigerator, that’s
00:38:03
all that’s stuck in you, scraps of sausage,
00:38:07
cheese, tomatoes, cucumbers, saying Well, in short,
00:38:12
you know how it’s not tasty yet, small
00:38:15
things cut
00:38:18
three eggs in a frying pan and add a little mineral
00:38:22
water, pour some milk in,
00:38:27
close the lid and wait for 5 minutes, I'm
00:38:31
not poisoning, stop, I'm
00:38:35
alive, it's interesting to try, please,
00:38:37
want to try it
00:38:39
now
00:38:43
Listen, maybe tomorrow
00:38:47
morning Val, we told you, I'm today
00:38:51
Specially early,
00:38:53
st.
00:38:56
services good rumors Well, let's
00:39:00
not force it now,
00:39:03
at least
00:39:06
[music]
00:39:10
thank you for now Sorry, but I
00:39:14
have to go
00:39:16
[music]
00:39:19
bye Well, sausage Yes eggs Yes sour cream,
00:39:25
everything is fine of course no You've already
00:39:29
been warned in case there
00:39:32
's still duty don’t fuss,
00:39:34
everything’s taken care of, let’s start
00:39:35
commenting. You have experience
00:39:36
working in So gentlemen We
00:39:40
start today Great day Great
00:39:44
battle on the cana huge cupcake in
00:39:46
today’s duel for this prize
00:39:48
two giants of a big cupcake are participating Food
00:39:51
eaters who have no equal who
00:39:55
Let’s get to know them better Who
00:39:57
are these Atlanta kitchen fighters on the food
00:40:00
front Who are these caryatids of the catering department
00:40:03
So I imagine them to my right, a
00:40:05
giant nicknamed loaf, upon receiving
00:40:12
him, to my left is a
00:40:15
veteran Heavyweight thunderstorm of cutlets, pies
00:40:19
and parcels from parents Slav
00:40:24
Hurray come on sla So
00:40:30
Attention to the start march So Gentlemen, the athletes
00:40:33
immediately took it right off the bat poor food you
00:40:36
won’t envy her today I wouldn’t want
00:40:38
to be in her place sausage poor
00:40:41
sausage let’s honor the Lord the memory of the poor
00:40:43
sausage it is destroyed by the giant loaf itself
00:40:47
it seems to be rushing forward no no no
00:40:49
no the pie eater makes a jerk and
00:40:52
equalizes the investment so I bet on the
00:40:54
loaf loaf you will lose a whole week
00:40:55
you will be without po I understand you are a traitor I
00:40:59
understand Dava I won’t bother you with my
00:41:03
comments let’s enjoy this don’t
00:41:05
forget the spectacle Slavushka Let’s go ahead
00:41:07
dear come on come on let’s go with the loaf
00:41:10
Weakling Slav come on come on
00:41:20
[applause]
00:41:24
[ music]
00:41:26
let's confirm your title of champion Yes,
00:41:29
and put to shame the
00:41:34
lover of day and night in the world of products
00:41:37
you are awarded the title of a giant of a
00:41:38
large cupcake with the award of onova cupcake
00:41:41
we present Glory to the winner Glory Glory
00:41:47
I remind you that according to the terms of the competition
00:41:49
the winner is obliged to immediately eat his
00:41:51
prize let's support
00:41:53
the winner I can't take it
00:41:56
anymore confession perhaps This is the first time I’ve heard
00:41:59
this from Slava’s lips, yes, yes, well, let’s give the
00:42:02
second-place ban a chance. Come on, eat the loaf. Well, come on,
00:42:10
Bato, come on, let’s give peace of mind
00:42:13
Lord, peace of mind, follow the regulations,
00:42:16
according to the terms of the competition, the winner
00:42:18
was obliged to eat his prize. And since he did
00:42:20
n’t did then, accordingly, the
00:42:22
champion becomes
00:42:26
the loaf Champion Champion poton Champion
00:42:30
flow champion

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