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our thousands of styles so that calla lilies could be00:00:06
picked kill confused Kim Protsu I’m your00:00:09
son and I’ve seen it and I’m not a huckster but a00:00:12
pharmacist00:00:14
although he gave the legalization of marijuana to us all about00:00:18
I’m far from this c not,00:00:25
well, finally00:00:28
[music ]00:00:30
if you knew00:00:34
how long I’ve been waiting for now, grandpa, and I00:00:38
miss you too,00:00:44
where’s the pizza, are00:00:47
you family, I’ve been waiting for a song for two weeks, there’s no00:00:51
thermal power plant-5 fire to drink,00:01:01
here’s grandma, like00:01:04
seven years, we’ve been dragging a 7-year-old,00:01:08
let’s go00:01:09
show you what kind of farm we have now, grandma’s00:01:14
only these are00:01:16
rabbits, we poison them, he's growing glasses and00:01:20
taking off the Inka00:01:21
geese for the politician, and there you go, but will you00:01:27
eat another denote or00:01:29
you won't, of course they're just00:01:31
cool raccoons, let's00:01:34
go a little, I'll show you how everything has changed for me,00:01:37
look, you see the garden, apples, white pouring,00:01:41
Antonovka, here are the cherries and you see cherries and00:01:44
strawberries this year, all the00:01:46
black currants,00:01:48
dill00:01:54
[applause]00:02:00
wow that pear we saw what00:02:05
crushed the same whole field beautiful00:02:08
and what kind of nettles also Khan strands00:02:11
you say also00:02:14
nettles00:02:15
ordinary Dominican00:02:19
folder the seeds were written out sown you went00:02:24
there don’t go there you can get burned,00:02:28
everything is enough for nettles to stare, it’s00:02:31
strange for those singing, all sorts of things happen,00:02:33
strange, cheerful, angry, it was so that00:02:35
you immediately hang out00:02:39
grandfather and00:02:44
I here and who is here,00:02:51
just like them, grandma will see, she will be happy00:02:55
by the way, where did grandma00:03:00
go to sell nettles00:03:03
to the market or something, why to a new post office00:03:13
[applause]00:03:16
wait, why go to a new post office, what00:03:19
difference does it make, sit down, sit down, grandson, sit down,00:03:22
you better try what kind of tomatoes this year are00:03:25
delicious, eat, eat, tomato,00:03:29
natural product,00:03:31
no chemistry is the same in your city, but00:03:33
what a clean air in our village,00:03:40
just take a breath,00:03:43
hold it a little I do00:03:45
n’t let you out right away, yes, well, it arose00:03:51
before nature on such a you hear a00:03:58
woodpecker00:04:01
hammering a tree00:04:04
and he Zozulya for a tooth for a tooth for a tooth, but00:04:10
Chumakov’s nightingale is00:04:15
something else, do00:04:17
n’t sing along with the nightingale the same songs, Tony00:04:20
knows okay, you’ll learn nothing, he often00:04:23
sings00:04:26
[laughter]00:04:36
she00:04:42
recognizes me blizzard and00:04:45
so waved ok god00:04:49
everything is fine with you00:04:51
and my eyes are a little red and00:04:55
I’ve been looking at the tomatoes for a long time and00:04:59
let’s go, look at the walls, you see in the00:05:02
barn how white and white you know what’s00:05:06
the barn and next to it there’s a small00:05:10
white movement a matchbox is also a00:05:12
barn of cows for ladybugs,00:05:17
and everyone has a forest and a river to see how much water there is, and00:05:20
I always think where the saliva from the mouth00:05:24
is put on, it’s00:05:26
where00:05:28
the sun is, what a country today,00:05:31
only three rays, like a child’s drawing,00:05:35
but00:05:38
listen beautifully, maybe in the sun overheated and00:05:40
you work a lot of work in the village, there is a00:05:42
lot of water, then bring water to the cow, then bring00:05:46
water to dad too, bring some water to me, then go bring it to the00:05:48
hens, go bring it to dad, in general, with00:05:51
crouches00:05:54
[music]00:05:55
your geese are cackling to from the neighbors, it’s00:05:59
just the wind today in their direction00:06:03
by the way about the neighbors, grandfather Makar will live there,00:06:06
don’t put Makar on now,00:06:08
it’s me who points to the ground with my elbow,00:06:12
okay, come on, sit down, you know the grandmother of00:06:15
your arrival, how many goodies00:06:17
she prepared, here are pies with nettles,00:06:22
eat it 1 2 I want everything 2 3 I want everything, 300:06:29
4 at least I want to be something more00:06:34
than this small piece of the00:06:37
huge universe you eat our pies00:06:40
it’s very tasty and you’ve already graduated from00:06:43
university you’re a00:06:46
police officer00:06:47
[music]00:06:54
I’m not enough and you’re catching00:06:57
no in the drug control department00:06:59
[music]00:07:04
drugs are controlled for quality00:07:07
no catching drug dealers00:07:11
is interesting and most00:07:13
importantly it’s hard to catch clearly they00:07:16
will lay out bookmarks all over the city and look for00:07:18
them then it will be interesting for a long time, but00:07:23
I don’t know, I’m on a mission with you, they said a00:07:26
large drug dealer has appeared in your area, what they00:07:31
say, they say that he trades in00:07:34
large quantities,00:07:37
they say in large or very large quantities, or00:07:41
harm to large and high-quality ones in front of00:07:45
large but I wish I had more00:07:47
I haven’t heard I haven’t heard but I know that when we00:07:50
catch you grandfather you will go to jail for 10 years00:07:54
[music]00:07:59
[applause]00:08:01
thank you for warning00:08:04
me that the field needs to be watered00:08:07
where are my cans of gasoline00:08:11
and I gave her chewing gum to which army grandfather00:08:15
s on the other side of the river as you apparently ever00:08:18
seen any I don’t know us I’ll swim where grandfather and00:08:21
hell you catch me00:08:27
and00:08:28
[music]00:08:34
Arkady took out a bottle of cola from the floor00:08:37
zeos uvali Sasha with him and you’re bad springs00:08:41
can Oleg sh ts your squad I’m who they seem00:08:46
to java of the new live from the prices on00:08:48
you will still catch the moment in live and the skin cast00:08:50
and those of us immediately in Milan and Haiti00:08:54
lay down the riddle of the process I am removing what kind of00:08:58
rinse the adept and even whether you are Winx00:09:04
[applause]00:09:05
[music]00:09:10
[music]00:09:13
[laughter]00:09:16
[music]00:09:17
suede00:09:18
just this00:09:23
time,00:09:27
too, you know, some breeds have been filming it for00:09:31
a long time, you know, I decided at this moment00:09:34
to go even further and00:09:36
film the conception, it’s00:09:39
normal in general, what’s this kind of thing?00:09:43
It’s banal people, but in the end we00:09:45
will be the first to remove the conception neighbors00:09:48
I’ll be jealous of all the neighbors, so I’m00:09:52
actually filming so that they’ll sit there. I00:09:54
don’t know, watch it with the family, well,00:09:56
that’s right, we’ll also watch it with the00:09:59
family first, let’s see. together with them00:10:04
then we will watch our wedding then the birth00:10:07
all on the channel and00:10:10
listen to people let's make a simpler face make the00:10:13
first video of your son he will see you with such a00:10:16
sad face and that this is such a people00:10:18
understandable from a billion to get to the goal00:10:20
here and such a street soul it come on00:10:26
son00:10:27
you bye it’s not yet00:10:31
under your heart under the weight,00:10:35
it means you will be made with love,00:10:39
he sees everything corresponds to the entourage azeri00:10:46
strawberries00:10:47
champagne candles everything00:10:50
everything corresponds to his conception share and00:10:56
you will be born I will finally celebrate Father’s Day00:10:59
for real00:11:01
as a father they are just better that way you00:11:05
do not eat strawberries the floor for the00:11:07
picture in the end00:11:11
sep sinichca00:11:14
son and00:11:17
an hour son and maybe we have00:11:21
news mom doesn’t believe in you from the park the champion believes in00:11:31
you you who is not00:11:33
pregnant yet and Didrik is00:11:36
now like your mother’s center how00:11:38
I’ll pester you,00:11:40
just when you’re born, I wo00:11:43
n’t be so interested in your mother anymore00:11:47
modal, which00:11:48
means your son, your conception will00:11:52
take four hours, I’ll then edit the video for00:11:55
10 minutes, I’ll be where my soul was00:11:58
[laughter]00:12:00
oh well, let’s start the ice and I was climbing no,00:12:05
the mother is embarrassed, she’s only afraid, this is not the00:12:10
first conception, unlike me,00:12:15
up00:12:19
because I’ll introduce you to my sister later, and in00:12:22
general, honestly, I’ll miss the birth, I’ll miss the birth,00:12:25
because it’s better00:12:26
to be present at the conception and miss the00:12:29
birth than to be present at the birth and00:12:31
miss the conception and Lopatkina 2 court to you00:12:34
have seen yourself links and00:12:37
respected style or daughter, perhaps you00:12:40
will have questions about why you were born00:12:42
6 months later since we recorded00:12:45
this video and you are not asking these questions00:12:47
from here to the man who is filming this00:12:50
video, do not ask them either and here it is00:12:52
call it dad but mom is bad00:12:57
bad jokes from your mom00:13:00
okay while mom is getting ready I00:13:03
’ll show you the folder 3 here’s one hand I’m looking at00:13:06
from 100:13:08
here’s the second hand on top 2 rca here’s on 1 here’s00:13:15
the second00:13:16
in short son00:13:18
arms and legs we00:13:20
won’t die of hunger we’ll still eat there are00:13:23
my hands, the legs of00:13:31
such a beauty, hubby, mother, you have00:13:34
the final one, erase everything, beauty, before giving birth00:13:40
in China, and you will know a completely different00:13:43
time, she’s00:13:50
straight bomber jackets, it’s 90 in short, mom, like00:13:56
your mom, and00:13:57
show it on you, it means00:14:00
your room while I’m not there, but I think the folder is00:14:04
what something will come up with00:14:06
ice are you ready or not deep damn oh I’ll00:14:11
introduce myself now to my grandmother and my00:14:14
mother’s mother’s00:14:16
room and by the way, maybe00:14:20
later I hope00:14:22
this room will soon become yours potty there already there were00:14:30
times how to make dobrov shorter00:14:35
there son, the pride of the folders on there is a horizontal bar,00:14:38
the head of this, you have such a folder, such00:14:41
muscular arms, there are no views, son,00:14:45
the decline of your crooked arms, yes, this is00:14:48
actually not a horizontal bar for us, then we have this00:14:50
about the apartment, I spent a00:14:53
pin on my father in life, I don’t hope at all about00:14:56
You're right, man, we need to record00:14:59
videos for different occasions, who00:15:01
knows what the fate of you is,00:15:04
it's true00:15:05
that the00:15:06
first video is gone, so00:15:10
son, you're probably surprised that this video00:15:14
is being recorded alone in our family00:15:16
mansion in which you now live, but the00:15:21
business of selling squash caviar00:15:24
has started and I’ll get it for everything you step00:15:27
now you can allow everything as00:15:28
long as00:15:32
2 views now00:15:36
son00:15:38
you’re probably surprised that we once00:15:41
had an apartment00:15:42
but even such a promising startup00:15:46
selling squash caviar can at one00:15:49
moment00:15:53
well00:15:54
[applause]00:15:55
you’re ready ice00:15:58
I’ve already said no a hundred times, and in general we00:16:01
were planning to have a child on our00:16:03
anniversary, well, that’s right, and today it’s00:16:06
the anniversary of the ball, they were treated for00:16:09
three months, yes, yes, we have to endure everything,00:16:11
but today people are cheating, but because I00:16:15
got the phone from a household00:16:17
appliance store They didn’t give me a discount on him,00:16:19
I promised him to return the00:16:21
boy here tomorrow,00:16:24
you’re there so that some other salesman00:16:26
can see everything that you rented here at00:16:29
night, Kolyan, run doing your little one and say hi to00:16:32
him,00:16:35
wait, wait, you forgot the champagne, you00:16:37
said it was yours and the master’s himself I can’t00:16:40
catch it until somewhere got in the way, the00:16:44
kulyash is melting that00:16:51
the man is paying for the fare, I don’t00:16:55
need the money now to make a child00:16:56
[music] I00:17:00
also told my plans not only to00:17:03
them00:17:06
for a discount on the camera, no, then I’m00:17:10
renting something like that here if you give me a00:17:13
discount Then I’ll show you everything,00:17:30
some trivial statistics, it00:17:33
took millions of years of evolution for the transformation of a monkey into a human, the00:17:38
reverse process takes only a week,00:17:42
as soon as the wife goes on a business trip,00:17:45
and so just such a case,00:17:53
let’s choose cache, of course, or the waves I’m00:17:56
lying00:17:58
[music]00:18:01
quietly the wife called and yes, beloved love00:18:07
my beloved love beloved love00:18:10
why am I immediately drunk and not immediately in space I’m00:18:14
not drunk I’m serious, don’t you believe it I can00:18:17
rest you can00:18:20
already smell the smell of white and here it00:18:23
all begins wonderfully how was your vacation00:18:26
how you got there how you arrived00:18:31
you’re already back you just left yesterday00:18:35
and this was a week ago,00:18:38
think about it, we’ve been celebrating here for a whole week,00:18:40
the meaning is that there’s no one I’m talking to,00:18:44
I’m at home alone and I’m not here, I’m saying I’m00:18:49
at home alone and you’re not here,00:18:52
so closer than this I’ll quickly wait for you with00:18:55
Innocent oh, I’m looking forward to00:18:58
that00:19:00
Of course, you also quit doing it before00:19:03
leaving, I did everything, of course we’ll finish the00:19:06
face00:19:07
damn, what did she ask me not to drink,00:19:12
I remember that, of course, let’s pee a little bit at a time,00:19:15
we drank a lot, we drank it00:19:21
all, let’s get up, you00:19:23
’re going to treat your wife,00:19:26
I’ll even come in an hour I don’t remember that she left me to00:19:28
make pancakes the list imposed and where his00:19:33
to-do00:19:46
list threw out the trash that doni ax the00:19:51
receipts he kept the ladies in a safe place00:19:55
handsome so we read00:19:59
defrost the refrigerator00:20:01
wash the air in the hole we spent pine trees in00:20:05
the apartment take down the curtains hang up the laundry00:20:10
my laundry and that’s what they did00:20:15
These curtains and the basin have been lying there for a whole week, quickly and00:20:18
immediately we run faster please oh00:20:25
the most they say00:20:29
the underwear there is calling for you for00:20:35
vanilla Allah zid00:20:38
lying around then I got busy in short I was busy with00:20:43
the suggested washing and then00:20:45
hanging up00:20:47
you know how to start the washing00:20:50
machines what should I think there should be there00:20:54
there should be a button on the south00:20:57
found in the call our world00:21:01
was not pressed in the hall in the sense that it is turned on, well,00:21:05
yes, I go to the PC,00:21:07
it’s possible,00:21:08
but let’s turn on the club that she doesn’t moan, they give it00:21:15
should be written in everything, it’s smart00:21:19
technology, so00:21:21
everything is clear00:21:27
that I have diagrams, but it’s smart technique and00:21:31
here it is written clap hit,00:21:35
here it is from the team they recognize you00:21:41
choose the arc but even00:21:45
reads carefully it is written clap 40 hassle 6000:21:50
clap 9000:21:52
decide how many times you will clap00:21:55
iron everyone calls to go00:22:01
well, what mode have you chosen what x mode00:22:05
I tell the chosen ones you I was knocked down by Yurik, we are behind a00:22:07
book, let us erase too much,00:22:10
well, you pass God 40 will not be enough and then00:22:14
slamming wisely who is wise Jehovah's idea00:22:18
is good but we are new clap00:22:25
help the name is rubber00:22:31
well what are you doing I'll say smart technology00:22:34
buying so you'll destroy your head I'm water on 3400:22:39
posts00:22:40
3400:22:45
ok like you think I thought you00:22:50
think yura00:22:53
I now I understand why my00:22:56
tape always falls off after washing the arms00:22:58
all the time look you00:23:01
know what we’ll do some other00:23:04
mode please choose the incomprehensible one00:23:07
further the synthetic mode is not clear and not00:23:13
today hand wash hand washing water00:23:17
extinguished in the old fashioned way by hand so as00:23:21
not to break anything here dragged it this00:23:24
laundry soap and the eggplant you00:23:26
went in a new wave00:23:31
of soap here are00:23:33
the words match that before00:23:38
they pour wax pour cache water I say00:23:41
pour this capacious park for an hour can00:23:44
do00:23:49
hears and a row I’m thinking and let’s00:23:53
write felt boots with pleasure for the benefits00:23:56
here, a prize is possible, but she didn’t go to the00:24:02
manor in the Mediterranean, she swam, and when she was on00:24:07
the train,00:24:11
well, she’s interested in00:24:14
drawing for me,00:24:20
this is not a convenient technique at all,00:24:23
and the underwear stinks so much00:24:27
now I’ll be different beaver00:24:29
[music]00:24:45
oh- oh, enter were in the apartment, the00:24:48
robot vacuum cleaner in00:24:49
the bedroom lies in the changed main mousse00:24:52
by00:24:53
walnut words, we have problems and from the00:24:58
robot vacuum cleaner,00:24:59
only Vova will hide our detail, the00:25:04
same, the same torso, this00:25:07
is the robot vacuum cleaner, off we go, let's00:25:10
stay, elite pro is inventing skins,00:25:16
I'm Well, what are you doing, the fool came00:25:19
to the server, that this is smart technology, it’s00:25:24
already turned on, it gave the00:25:29
technical school to look at my name, although he00:25:33
already thought so, but if he’s so smart,00:25:36
we’re waiting for us, he’ll00:25:38
wash our clothes according to the norm, of course, what did he00:25:42
do for him, let’s forget00:25:47
everything, he’s silent, he’s doing the laundry00:25:50
probably00:25:53
so we look further there was something there they drank wash00:25:58
the dishes I have a question and Diana00:26:03
the dishwasher on we look00:26:08
oppaa well how are we going to get there I’m waiting to00:26:11
wash the straps calmly no one needs to00:26:14
climb I saw a heating pad00:26:17
this little thing was thrown at the court a tablet00:26:22
we are looking for tablets like a and x what kind of tablets are00:26:27
there I see00:26:31
citramon00:26:33
head tablets muscles head we will wash the00:26:36
dishes for you, look there are some00:26:38
plates he is or he is tending debts00:26:42
as if paraffin is not tablets for a00:26:46
hairdryer for dishes00:26:49
not in phase then the words thank you there you are a00:26:55
fool he won’t get in there two myths00:26:57
that’s why look something is needed,00:27:00
it’s definitely just pills needed or00:27:04
copal, I’ll also go, which capsule, but here’s the00:27:06
fish oil he’sa, but then put00:27:09
everything like that, it’s fatty, well, where else are we running there, it’s00:27:11
normal that let’s not get tired or the enemy is00:27:15
all and a00:27:17
bottle of celandine00:27:19
celandine, but throw it away scientifically00:27:23
of course, if he is cleaning the body, you all think00:27:25
he will not help the earth, don’t close the earth either, do00:27:29
n’t close00:27:32
China, too, at the same time he will heat up the water, throw00:27:35
you in almost don’t close it,00:27:38
I thought this gavrik probably00:27:41
washed everything there already, let’s go00:27:54
just press mkl of course, so on with00:27:58
the words00:28:00
[applause]00:28:02
bubu [ __ ]00:28:06
yes love my beloved love that you00:28:11
were already and I was also00:28:14
rented00:28:16
in the kitchen00:28:20
and where exactly are you in the kitchen I don’t see the question00:28:25
I’m also in the kitchen here’s the route another00:28:29
route00:28:30
4 seconds00:28:33
yards00:28:36
you hear just shouted that00:28:40
outwardly but what about the00:28:46
[ __ ] in the USA seriously by train, all the rumors00:28:52
I have for good news and bad news where to00:28:56
start we found our dick, it turns out we were00:29:00
drinking all week through the efforts of the apartment and00:29:05
now you have good cleanliness and order here,00:29:11
I’m coming for another week you would live with00:29:14
the bottom watering and from pointing out then give it00:29:17
pour pour pour pour00:29:30
arch and I really enjoyed vacationing00:29:33
in Thailand, because there you can not00:29:36
only sleep with prostitutes but also wrestle on your00:29:38
arms, but whatever you say, after a year without00:29:42
traveling, people really missed their00:29:44
vacation and they spent their first vacation00:29:46
like their last, so imagine00:29:50
our compatriots at the Egyptian00:29:53
airport after a two-week00:29:55
wellness ol inclusive00:29:58
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1o00:30:13
and the00:30:14
zealous siren interests are higher than the fire00:30:17
let's go and burst00:30:23
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in short, I'll go to the reception for food00:30:34
and you go look I have to thank you00:30:37
will give the beret and00:30:45
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Yoro then you will look for00:31:00
go to the courts these first let's00:31:04
miss00:31:08
our stand already, come on, let's go00:31:11
to the00:31:14
pool, wow, you're strong.00:31:19
don’t panic yura don’t panic lose for00:31:22
payment00:31:24
right go and for you for my sake right you00:31:27
want court magic magic magic why00:31:32
take it for your00:31:34
well done handsome everyone come here teddy00:31:40
I just can’t catch one and the point is why00:31:44
when we flew up outside this00:31:47
metal detector and in a second I walked00:31:49
back to the flight to no point, but00:31:54
it’s clear that you have a metal00:31:57
plate in your head, it wasn’t00:32:01
half a pyramid, you could blow your head off, but00:32:07
at least sympathize00:32:09
another day, let’s00:32:12
go over there to the restaurant counter, and00:32:15
good afternoon, rainbows, it’s absolute hell from a bottle,00:32:19
you can’t get water on the plane, no00:32:23
no, I’m telling you the elite pivali let's throw00:32:26
it out there00:32:27
racial bottle queen let's throw it00:32:32
[music]00:32:40
because00:32:45
both Herod and00:32:47
your stop fidgeting what are you doing00:32:51
throwing00:32:54
everything is fine there00:32:56
is let's go, let's all of us like I'm00:32:59
shameful00:33:00
one case frame scanners must go through00:33:04
first scanners in the raid your bath on the00:33:07
fingerboard you need everything passes passed I'll00:33:10
drive away dream00:33:12
up a growing young connections he come on well done00:33:20
passed well beggar forbidden00:33:24
no great let's continue checking00:33:27
will delete the type in problems00:33:31
home well home please00:33:35
your passport let's not get off00:33:41
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wow wait for protecting00:33:47
the photos not your passport it's not you00:33:49
photos like it’s not us then I smell it’s00:33:53
my photo it’s me just before00:33:57
my recovery there listen to me I can’t let00:34:00
such a passport photo of you on the00:34:02
plane in the form of I’m taking it home to my homeland I’m flying00:34:05
in it and you had a rest in a hotel here00:34:09
like Hurghada Hilton clown there’s a breeze I’m I00:34:14
congratulate you on the nights in the words Rick I can’t00:34:16
in the photo not your passport and documents00:34:19
climbed rice to get the document00:34:22
look00:34:23
on the slipper what is written Jurado hill I’ll00:34:28
ask resort on the tab patience to write00:34:31
something sayuri. all 500:34:35
and00:34:37
although this is not yours,00:34:40
this is an airplane,00:34:44
come on quickly, the boss, such a template00:34:47
has died here,00:34:49
they are not this figurative expression, shot goes,00:34:53
no, Moscow, you have no mask on your face, I00:34:56
love so much, it’s just not enough inside,00:34:58
no mask, no mind,00:35:01
good for me make noise with your mouth normal00:35:05
ears on your friend give me a passport and now00:35:08
give00:35:10
your partner Yura passport bags00:35:14
trainer00:35:22
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and00:35:29
lawyer00:35:30
red00:35:32
through00:35:33
it, strain well, we all understand the mouse00:35:36
passport is me a bag full of holes, why are you00:35:39
carrying them in the film to get out without being00:35:43
wounded we’ll take the plane so that the dogs don’t00:35:47
treat ir more than you now00:35:51
rock yourself on the plane you don’t get sick of the00:35:53
Polish00:35:55
rest in the amount of food passport knife in your00:35:58
pocket let’s look in your pocket look00:36:01
in your pocket having put the Yuri to hand over the pocket00:36:04
hypostases food00:36:06
Yuri the passport don’t forget the passport of the00:36:11
diptych don’t panic Yuri don’t panic so that00:36:16
concentrate00:36:18
relax and00:36:20
remember where the passport is00:36:26
remember00:36:30
you will spend what you you well this is a city not an ass00:36:34
500 euro fine you can’t smoke00:36:40
that price.ua day to interfere is not my first00:36:43
normal thing that in two weeks00:36:45
I will become00:36:47
useful I understand your throwing it out you can’t00:36:50
behave so ugly00:36:51
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I believe the one who is drawing you will00:36:56
show your passport no, your passport is00:37:01
not covered in any way here and now you will wake up00:37:05
the plan they will come running here yurts peace and shadow00:37:08
teach I came up with something quietly quietly00:37:12
now everyone is getting confused crocodiles00:37:15
cockroaches pressing monkeys tonsure for three00:37:19
Egyptian o beckons I don’t have a00:37:22
microcoil worker is beckoning on you and the father is seriously in00:37:26
his center of00:37:28
metal00:37:31
fogging you don’t want to give a back that00:37:34
years childish whims and meticulous such a00:37:38
bribe franc come faster here not only is00:37:42
your friend drunk rumors he doesn’t have a00:37:44
passport you’re giving me a bribe so what’s00:37:47
happening and what are00:37:49
they taken the invoice and the rules follow the00:37:53
rules00:37:55
call me like00:38:01
this I’m not even crazy here anymore and makes00:38:09
stripes and dance give yours let’s sign00:38:13
here we’ll check00:38:16
your handwriting with the database as in the passport belle00:38:19
goods sign00:38:24
everything here you didn’t get a cross very well00:38:27
or00:38:28
okay let’s start stature we will00:38:32
finally establish the identity of which of you and00:38:35
Evgeniy Yuryevich goes to the00:38:39
doctor Sergey Savchenko A.A. for drinking your00:38:43
year of birth and00:38:45
I took it right here in front of everyone called the00:38:48
pin code from your00:38:50
payment cards 1 present your luggage00:38:54
seriously the suitcase is shown and meticulous00:38:57
not to touch it or buttoned up why this is00:39:01
given by its participants all I will show bribes or the read00:39:05
was settled that bye since the lubricant00:39:11
here is the jacket there00:39:14
well done come on citizens lawyer00:39:18
burpee showing the rich man on showing ride00:39:37
and Phil our native Egyptian art then the00:39:41
works in the case you must have a check00:39:44
for these works you have them for00:39:47
if not a check that’s another question we then00:39:50
fill out a special form and00:39:53
pass it on good luck, then we compare00:39:57
your purchase to the database and only then this is00:40:07
what you lock flexible exit now00:40:11
duty free new we will buy and you very much I am00:40:14
and only a little bit now duty free is00:40:16
not working00:40:19
stand don’t00:40:22
breathe start your heart longing00:40:27
very much in case you are so worried in00:40:29
ten minutes there will be a break, they are just00:40:32
normal00:40:33
words, you say effort lady, everything is fine, the00:40:36
doctor is not needed and dinner just don’t notice00:40:39
then we will continue show that you have a rich groin, you will stop by00:40:42
that you have luggage,00:40:45
let’s00:40:46
Yuri Tkach top up the cumulus Norris 737 with00:40:52
receipt of Hurghada Mr. kenshi Vasya00:40:55
registration under weasel take your seats00:40:58
in the cockpit passengers shikari00:41:03
but also rice to get ready and in the end 100:41:07
here are00:41:08
our documents00:41:11
Egyptian00:41:17
[music]00:41:20
our portal00:41:21
1 again00:41:26
because we continue to our concert on00:41:30
twitter beer we have a guest to meet from the00:41:33
place00:41:35
[applause]00:41:36
[music]00:41:37
hello hello welcome,00:41:42
well, to be honest, we all know00:41:45
perfectly well that you are both a mentor and a member of the jury,00:41:48
the voice of the children, so you probably know the00:41:51
children first hand, today we want00:41:54
to check if this is really so before00:41:57
we play an easy game like this New Year's game00:41:59
we will show you a video of children on the screen00:42:01
and you have to guess what will happen00:42:04
next, don't worry, there will be tips, I00:42:07
think it's easy to polish, let's try,00:42:10
well, today we'll start being simple,00:42:13
so look, and00:42:17
so pay attention to the question of what shot00:42:22
young Tiger Woods will make, look at the tips, he'll00:42:25
hit the ball will hit the balls will hit the00:42:28
pumpkin will hit the ball then the balls00:42:30
then the pumpkin00:42:33
your option but I really like the00:42:35
last option of course yes I00:42:38
like it too let's see if00:42:40
this is the right option00:42:42
and it happens yes but this is not an easy fate for00:42:45
parents in home quarantine you need to do00:42:48
it - to have fun now, on the contrary,00:42:49
you will need to guess what happened00:42:52
before, pay attention to the screen,00:43:04
so the situation is not easy, let’s look at00:43:07
the options, you know, the girl heard a new00:43:10
song from Poplavsky’s parent was removed from00:43:12
tick tock, which means00:43:15
someone else won the bachelorette show and the girl realized that she doesn’t00:43:17
look like Dorofeeva, but here it’s definitely the00:43:19
parents those who were deleted too, but not so00:43:23
interesting, let’s see00:43:46
what we’ll continue next next video,00:43:49
let’s see00:43:51
[music]00:43:52
why is such an unexpected question in the mood,00:43:55
so let’s think about the00:43:58
girl, everything is fine or the girl doesn’t want to00:44:01
talk or maybe she’ll just scream. The00:44:04
girl is fine, let00:44:06
’s let's see if this is so00:44:09
[music] the00:44:14
absolutely correct answer of course the00:44:18
next video let's watch the00:44:20
next fragment00:44:25
here you have to guess what will happen next00:44:29
the child will hit the father with a shovel and we00:44:31
use child labor and the child00:44:33
will get tired like Shklyar's brain00:44:36
Option 2 let's watch00:44:43
[music] it00:44:44
seems to us that all Kiev utility workers00:44:47
this boy is a little bit, actually,00:44:50
let's have the next video, that00:44:55
's what fate awaits this girl band00:44:59
Potapov options when he steals their00:45:02
song, a guy guy will drive up to them,00:45:05
let's see if it's a00:45:12
taxi ride up, catism,00:45:15
I hope the children's police will take away00:45:17
their children's rights after all, yeah, well00:45:19
let's watch the final fragment,00:45:25
it's no coincidence that there's no sound00:45:32
until your opinion, to which song does the children00:45:35
rock the options?00:46:00
what else can pump00:46:03
children00:46:04
absolutely right friends00:46:07
we have guests00:46:12
and [applause]00:46:15
and00:46:17
[music]00:46:21
and00:46:22
[music]00:46:34
I send thoughts through the roof and00:46:38
victory to offend but I00:46:42
scream00:46:44
but you draw and and the00:46:47
geese are00:46:49
like the wind all and immediately I write races the00:46:52
feeling of the phrase trembling in the body00:46:54
and post and00:46:57
Marilla from behind will say everything00:47:02
[music]00:47:04
departure00:47:07
Harry is understood I want to breathe until the morning00:47:11
and maybe even00:47:14
always00:47:16
my soul is00:47:19
not 300:47:20
100:47:21
100:47:27
[music]00:47:30
he can00:47:38
[music]00:47:41
I lower your hands lower00:47:45
politician politician00:47:48
but I00:47:49
you in the body no write this to him00:47:53
dad became you on your own feet under00:47:57
the sheets we think touch lips would00:48:01
not know you00:48:03
and what kind of00:48:07
society awaits I recognize mine with closed eyes00:48:12
or00:48:15
my soul00:48:16
I want what I gave00:48:18
the leg00:48:27
can always yes so00:48:29
there bosch00:48:30
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our00:48:36
he00:48:43
oh he wants it oh00:48:47
god00:48:51
like00:48:53
[music]00:48:58
and00:48:59
[music]00:49:02
bosch is now00:49:08
deaf00:49:10
[music]00:49:17
unsurpassed Nadya Dorofeeva labor00:49:21
[music]00:49:32
to your applause I'm waiting on this00:49:35
stage for stand-up Ira from Israel00:49:39
by the way stand-up is not his00:49:42
last name because his name is Ilya00:49:45
Axelrod your applause00:49:49
hello everyone Hello everyone,00:49:52
you can’t imagine how glad I am to be00:49:54
here in Israel, we have a very very00:49:56
tight quarantine, I got out of it here00:49:59
to freedom, it’s very cool for me there, it00:50:02
really was very crazy, I was in a bad00:50:04
mood, my wife is a psychologist and we00:50:06
just help me professionally00:50:08
because it seems to me that everything is bad, everything is00:50:11
bad, she helped me right away, she says00:50:14
calm down, dear, nothing seems to you,00:50:19
and then someone called, uncle, I want to00:50:21
make me happy, they allowed me to go00:50:23
to work now, I will work from the office, I00:50:24
say, I congratulate you, now I I will00:50:26
work from Kiev and00:50:28
here I am, here I am here and you know, I see00:50:32
that here,00:50:33
too, you are seated, you know, this is how we studied in00:50:37
one place, but this is not only here,00:50:39
it is also here and in all countries, I think00:50:41
that the twentieth year will go down in history as00:50:43
a year when everything in the world was in one00:50:45
place,00:50:48
well, like this,00:50:53
I don’t even understand why we00:50:55
celebrate Halloween this year yet,00:50:58
but Halloween is a holiday, Halloween is a00:51:00
holiday when people in masks scare us,00:51:03
but I don’t know about you, I personally am00:51:05
more scared now people without masks00:51:08
or those people who don’t know how to00:51:11
use them correctly who get on00:51:12
public transport masks and then00:51:14
today you have a00:51:16
disposable mask + put it on 1 time00:51:19
in March and it still00:51:22
doesn’t go and goes to me, so I give you something I00:51:25
can’t understand How is this the twentieth year,00:51:27
no one predicted as many astrologers, I have00:51:30
long suspected astrology of00:51:32
any mistakes, well, I stood there for many00:51:34
years, hosted a morning program in Israel, there00:51:36
was a horoscope, you know who wrote it,00:51:42
I00:51:44
know, there are people who, using their00:51:46
horoscope, determine their soul mate00:51:47
married people in the00:51:50
hall, applaud who is married here,00:51:52
yes, and now let plati.ru only those00:51:55
who cheat on00:51:57
me don’t laugh, but00:52:01
almost no one will applaud, yes, I immediately see people00:52:05
who don’t cheat in the hall, they are made of cardboard,00:52:08
challenge, who do00:52:13
you think is bigger? replaces a00:52:15
man or a woman for00:52:17
women and men and00:52:21
women, and why in the type of 6 years old, how do you00:52:24
know you, where are you from, that mom didn’t let you00:52:28
eat during this invariably spoke out,00:52:31
but I even found a big plus in the fact that a00:52:34
woman cheats, you know a woman who00:52:37
cheats begins to take care of herself and then00:52:41
immediately and she begins to take care of herself, and a00:52:43
woman who does not cheat00:52:45
begins to follow you and this is a big00:52:48
problem here, choose what is better and what is00:52:51
worse, fortunately I still had experience with00:52:54
women, I served in the Israeli army,00:52:55
we serve there with girls, I’ll tell you what,00:52:58
I regularly go to training camps and at this00:53:00
time, right now I was supposed to be at00:53:02
training camp, this is the honest truth, I just called00:53:06
my commander, said that I had00:53:07
important filming00:53:08
in Kiev, asked how important this00:53:12
program was, he said, well, very important before00:53:14
conducted by the President Yana00:53:17
explained to him as much as possible somehow and00:53:22
he let me go, when I arrived here I00:53:24
called him to thank him for everything for00:53:26
this step of goodwill, how the training is going on,00:53:29
they are from the training game why you didn’t get00:53:31
enough00:53:32
and everyone was uncomfortable like00:53:35
what you they just understood our armies, she00:53:37
really, really cares about the soldiers00:53:39
so that everyone is motivated, listens,00:53:41
you know, everything is built on motivation00:53:44
in Israeli air00:53:45
defense, you know who serves, the honest truth,00:53:47
the guys who haven’t completed the military pilot course00:53:54
because motivation because of I don’t00:53:58
fly no one flies00:54:01
and no one flies we have our own people who are afraid00:54:04
to fly here our soldiers entertain00:54:07
in every possible way there is an army theater army00:54:10
ru group there are even two army00:54:11
magicians this is a serious position00:54:14
to call for the army army magician I don’t00:54:16
know they are recruiting at what stage of the military registration and enlistment office00:54:19
you need a guide so shoot pants00:54:20
you are a trick you have00:54:22
two bast shoes there Russians00:54:25
we all serve all all ideas serve in the00:54:28
army this is also great it was said at a concert00:54:30
abroad that00:54:31
gaming mate zalka serves in the Israeli army I mean that your00:54:33
strong army serves a gay man and who00:54:36
wrote that they are already shooting on the contrary and00:54:39
exactly the mark guys night I'm serious00:54:42
since we started calling for openly00:54:45
gays our enemies started to fear us more00:54:49
because it's one thing to be captured00:54:52
and another thing to be captured00:54:54
you feel the difference and the00:55:00
Tel Aviv gay pride parade has already become so00:55:02
popular on the whole world is coming 200,00000:55:04
people this is to me Berlin not00:55:06
Amsterdam where they went wagging something00:55:09
waved we all served with us00:55:12
discipline it’s 8 am it’s 8 am everyone00:55:16
lined up bearing posture march it’s00:55:18
nice to see00:55:20
I’m really I I’m so glad that we have00:55:24
there is a place for everyone in the army, even for people00:55:26
like me, I’ve never been a fighter at all, I’m00:55:29
just a signalman, I told my commander00:55:31
that I’m poorly prepared in I’m on exercises with00:55:33
you, but during the war and you don’t count on00:55:38
me, commander guide, we’ll have you then put me in prison,00:55:40
I say great, during the war,00:55:43
all I need is a prison, there are00:55:45
thick walls and security, and you tell me which one00:55:47
we will go to with the whole family, I’m00:55:50
not pretending to be great, how to00:55:52
buy, yes, even they try00:55:54
to motivate me when we go to war during a00:55:56
training exercise, driving into the desert, in reality there is00:55:58
nothing around us in the desert, the commander00:56:00
gathers us together and says a useless phrase, the00:56:02
main thing is don’t tell anyone where we are, we00:56:07
have no idea where there is a00:56:10
desert around us, our communications are not working,00:56:13
we are signalmen without communications, we00:56:15
and we don’t know where we are, well, we are starting to00:56:17
believe that we were entrusted with a secret00:56:18
training ground, we believe in this fairy tale -40 no00:56:21
more because who knows, they will understand at00:56:25
any secret training ground of the Israeli00:56:27
army, after 40 minutes an ice cream seller arrives00:56:31
in a truck with music and then00:56:34
the Arabs arrive and sell us pita and hummus, they also00:56:36
know where we are only we don’t know where we are, you00:56:38
know,00:56:40
once the Arabs told us where we00:56:43
would go next. there are trade ones00:56:47
we don’t know where we are we don’t know where we are00:56:50
down peculiar such an army doesn’t00:56:54
hold parades well besides the00:56:56
Armenians don’t hold a parade not about us there is00:56:58
only one air force parade00:57:00
last year it was very popular00:57:01
because they reported that a00:57:03
new aircraft would be presented f-35 and00:57:05
the invisible00:57:06
half of the country came running to look at the00:57:08
plane, I didn’t see it, but it’s Israel, we00:57:12
have a sense of humor, but such a device00:57:14
as we are used to, as I was used to as a child,00:57:16
you don’t know that the central00:57:18
square of Jerusalem said attention to the00:57:20
army parade and all our women, gays, a00:57:24
magician walked behind the ice cream machine, everyone00:57:26
went to smash the enemy,00:57:35
but let me, since you greet me so00:57:37
hospitably, I will say that00:57:39
despite this, we love our army very much,00:57:42
we hope that we will never00:57:44
need it, but blood is just Israel, this is00:57:46
our home, like a home, you saw the map to the00:57:51
one-room apartment,00:57:53
I’m like that I looked at the map and realized that00:57:55
Israel is a very renovated,00:57:57
cool apartment,00:57:59
well, in a very bad entrance, then God for00:58:03
us and you, may we have good00:58:05
neighbors and they00:58:07
never tried to get us anywhere,00:58:10
thank you very much for your attention,00:58:12
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