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[music]

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[applause]

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[applause]

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[music]

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Hello, I'm a nostalgia critic and I

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remember something that you don't have to since

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1904, we saw a bunch of versions of Peter

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Penn. Many people consider the best film adaptation to be the

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Disney version, it's very funny and since then

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many have tried to catch up and to overtake that

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cartoon and here is one of the

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[music]

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attempts, this version of Peter Pn came out in

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2003 and became one of the most ambitious

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but also one of the strangest, the tone walks back and

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forth and the Tempo goes from calm

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to hyperactive in a split second, even

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the effects here and there Hollywood film,

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it’s like from a game based on a Hollywood film,

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but still the film tries to stand out, there

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is inventive filming, a couple of

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changes in the plot and a worthy Kaz who

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is able to give new features to the

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heroes so familiar to us, but did all this come out of a

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good film or a bad one? Well,

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let’s look into the past and let's

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discuss exactly 20 years later, let's remember the

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boy who never grew up. If you have

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n't seen him in

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vice, this is

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Peter Leh, it starts with the same thought, it

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reminds us that all children grow up except

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one. You've seen how

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YouTubers make a living, there are a lot of us,

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we are a game. She tells her brothers about

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Cinderella. but for some reason, with

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pirates of a strangely paced film, Peter

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appears after only 2 minutes 2

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seconds if you count his shadow. And

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suddenly a voiceover appears.

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Although at the beginning there were

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credits seriously or is it not flawed, but this is a

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good example of a lack of focus from the very

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beginning I remember how the appearance of foam

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pumping up in the cartoon I remember the lines the

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silhouette a creepy smile that should be the

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mask of a maniac in the USA here he is right next to the window

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some of these details will prevent the plot from

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capturing you However, there are also cool details

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here, for example effects, a clear

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example of the fact that beauty has no need for realism,

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it’s like with city of sins You know

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that this is chromakey but the visuals are so

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good that you’re even glad that it’s not

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realistic it’s like Matt painting in old

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films Who needs realism if you can

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create your own world and make it a

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work of art the picture in this

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film is really very

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[music]

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peculiar cultural appropriation

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the only way out is to replace the Native

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Americans with people all the time with only a

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couple of Native

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Americans many scenes are taken entirely

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from the book including from Bari and a

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strange reinterpretation of the word Kiss in a

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more modern film it

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would sound almost

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disgusting I don’t

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understand this is a lesbian Awakening

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incestuous crepe or just the British

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again Forgot that physical attraction

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exists aunt says that ndi

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gets her own kiss That is, she either

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turns into a woman or found her

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love with such creepy scenes hardly

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[music]

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the last

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[music]

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this Of course Peter plays Jeremy

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Sumpter he loses his shadow while looking

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at Wendy like Denis from the room Or maybe

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the fact is that the actor did not get through quickly

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grew up during filming As a result, the

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window decoration had to be redone three

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times Andy draws fan art in the style of Tina

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Evening and she gets punished for it at the beginning of the 20th

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century, counting that Only F account and we

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see Mr. Darlin at work, played by

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Jason Azacks, according to tradition, there is one actor

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here and the father and Captain Hook

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But here’s one strange change Mr.

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Darling suddenly became some kind of slob

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when his father has a difficult temperament, you understand

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why the children introduce him to the pirates

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then they come back and see that he’s

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not a monster at all, just strict parents, that he

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loves them very much, and here he even rehearses his chatter at the

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water cooler,

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he only gets angry when the children break into

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his small talk with the boss, then he

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just breaks down, which is what we expected from the plot

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But mostly parts of

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his character are not like that, the children are not afraid of him. So it’s

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strange that he appears in the form of a hook.

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Damn, it would have been more logical to make a hook out of the aunt;

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her children are clearly much more afraid of him, but the plus is

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that I forget that these two are

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played by the same actor, Mr. Darling and the

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Captain Krew seems to be two completely

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different people shows a range, this

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can be seen as

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a plus, the father says that Andy should live

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with his aunt to finally grow up, that the

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children need a normal nanny instead of a

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dog, and I really like how the father

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rips off Nana’s

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uniform, then there is a sweet speech from the mother

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about how Mr. Darling sacrificed his

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dreams for the sake of his

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family,

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he dreamed of becoming a stripper but he was

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refused by the parents go to the reception And Auntie

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remains with the children, the

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demon pose apparently decided to possess the

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children, then the ndi fairy flies in and for a second

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looks like Shelley Duval Peter soon

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follows her and tries to get his

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shadow back By the way, I like how the shadow

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is trying to pass itself off as the shadow of his

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aunt, thank God manot failure

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bet

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yu me

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Nina in which no one has a British

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accent Yes, I don’t know why in a bunch of versions

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it doesn’t

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float me very well, he plays both energy

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and impatience and confusion, he clearly

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wants impress di but doesn’t know

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why belu sometimes wants the people of her

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mother WTO for the blood to end up on the wall of

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course she’s jealous of trying to stop

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her from giving Peter a quote the thimble is of

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course a real

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kiss she zaps

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hers tells them that fairy powder and

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pleasant thoughts will help fly away

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Neverland Yes, the boy may not want to

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grow up, but something in his green

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pants is clearly already growing. Nana hurries

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to call his parents with the help of the same

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strange camera zoom. It’s so

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beautiful that it was really worth repeating.

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They run home but see that the children

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have disappeared. They fly through a film about Jimmy

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Netron and they arrive in Neverland or

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maybe in Ma Leva Katinka is very

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cool at times there may be precipitation in the form of the

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Second

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Coming Then they see the pirates

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stuck in

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the ice so Sorry, I already love this film

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For the fact that this is the first pirate in

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the frame, never interrupted the dream after the

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candelabra vibrator is Captain Hook Isaac plays

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him like a drunk with bipolar and

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damn it comes out

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well under the bastard I mean the green

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snake I have reached the 1st step of relapse Peter

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and the children are hiding in the land of worries but the

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Pirates see them and try to

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shoot them down, orders the ding to withdraw children to the

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missing boys but ding says that

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ndi birds need to be shot

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[music]

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in the best films about pete there is always a

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little dark humor the boys realize

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that it was not a bird that was shot and peter is horrified and

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thinks that ndi is

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dead [music] ok i know this is the second time but

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it’s a very gloomy

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t not only ding but also the guilty

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boys, it’s annoying, but I have to wait for

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the moment when I increase it, I’ll get a lapel

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turn and SJ back, the death of two children is

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quite a normal

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price and I’m alive because the Arrow hit the Acorn

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donated by Peter Peter learns about the

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horses the day he drives him out and builds house

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around ndi when men want to hold back their

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feelings they are just building something

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Look like this Let me at least make

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a mistake countries from another film

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related to St. Petersburg

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but at first they don’t notice that John and

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Mile

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propa

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ma in are not at all memorable here it’s

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hardly worth blaming the acres They just weren’t given

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any material, but if you put glasses on John,

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that doesn’t automatically make him a

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smart guy, they come across Tiger Lily,

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then pirates. In general, everything for everyone

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at once. What an offensive term. We

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urgently need a historically correct

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musical, it will teach us everything. Peter and Wendy

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go to the mermaids. to ask them where

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John and Michael are. They look like Samara and

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talk like in the movie The Gods must have gone

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crazy. What literally the first

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people I met taught me was to trust everyone around me.

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Andy finds out that Hook is holding the brothers in the

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gray skull castle and is trying to drown

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them in order to lure out Peter D. she

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lures Kruk out and Pite imitates his

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voice and demands to release the prisoners

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here, it’s just hilarious

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what part of his ass should you serve for the

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last dinner and Kruk flies out and they

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fight with

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swords We see that ndi turns out to be

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no worse than the hardened Pirates And

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also what is the attitude in Neverland

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are developing

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[music]

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quickly

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Now you're pregnant what to do Law and

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Neverland, well, the box office don't

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agree here a crocodile appears

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[ __ ] her Return Peter SDI

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manages to walk

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together fairies orgy didn't know that the wings

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fit in

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there the

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hook somehow suddenly overhears them together

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with

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[music ]

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ding-ding, he himself wanted to hit on her.

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What

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[music] is

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happening is indicated by the purple

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filter from the fellowship of the ring, again the chemistry

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between them is very convincing, they are both

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trying to sort out their feelings for each

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other,

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but the difference is that ndi is ready to

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admit them and Peter VS

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[music]

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denies I don’t know But this music is definitely needed,

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then there is a scene that does

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n’t appear so often in films about stumps

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But it’s important Peter flies to

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Darlene’s house and sees how much they miss

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their children but Peter doesn’t want to return them

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I like when in children's films

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they show that parents are really

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terribly afraid of losing their children,

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Peter is probably jealous because somewhere there are

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his parents who maybe

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miss him not so much with all the

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strange scenes and editing cuts,

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such moments help the picture become

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more

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serious hooks Pirates they're moving

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Andy's house to the ship and I like that she's been

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sleeping all this time and Hook Wants to show

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her that he's not so

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bloodthirsty

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Hi Prit Prit middle age isn't as

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good as I thought

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okay it's a really cool name like

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Masha's daughter who [ __ ] Tim Kari in On

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Treasure Island,

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Hook swears and asks Andy to think about his

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proposal and then lets go. Damn

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even the catcher, the kids would say something I do

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n’t like you. Di comes back and the

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boys say that

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Red Jill has appeared among the pirates and that her Tanya

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will be defeated

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easily, as she does, pronounce the

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words Peter like that like it's [ __ ]

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up

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she convinces Michael and John to fly home

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before they completely forget their

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parents I called you

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fr Peter doesn't want to fly with them And Andy

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tries to convince him not to lie to

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himself again there are a lot of people around with

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this problem Andy comes out of hiding

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but The pirates are already waiting for them and immediately

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catch everyone except Peter; his hook

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can’t reach him because he

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[music] is an

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adult; I’m the only one who thinks that

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the narrator’s voice looks like a typical

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commentary on a film; hook pours

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starbuck syrup into a glass of foam day day

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sacrifices himself and drinks it After all, everyone

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knows that Starbuck drinks cause

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diabetic

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coma. It’s not true that he sacrifices himself when the movie

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coolly decides to convince the audience to

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scream what they believe in by making all of

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its characters scream too

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[music]

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the same thing. However, it would look better

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if in the real world everyone was sleeping

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Neverland BC same country dreams and she could

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somehow get into the dream, but

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some adults are not sleeping and it looks somehow

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strange

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in

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the past, I’m already writing a statement, the day

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of course comes to life and they fly to the ship

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to save everyone, meanwhile, di

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is trying to distract the pirates with the

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Cossacks from the brow just a couple of lines But to

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hell with him, he’s my favorite pirate Although maybe

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this one is what’s wrong with him

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at all sends a lie to the note of course he

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saves him at the last

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moment

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how dare you

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answer him all the children fight all the

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pirates but hook gets fairy powder and

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right there

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[music ]

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he takes off now he flies hook trying to

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upset the foam to sort of cut off his

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wings and lighting It’s funny how

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thoughts about separation from Wendy are crowding out the

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pleasant

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thoughts that you had on the way something like

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that ndi admits that although she

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will return to reality She won’t forget him

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and now Peter again has enough pleasant

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thoughts, God, who would have told me that

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adults [ __ ], I would have grown up a long time ago

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Peter defeats Hook and

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feeds him to the crocodile, it’s time for them to go to

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London, they fly on a ship with the help of fairies

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and we again see very beautiful

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shots

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local time just You can take the

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child to

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the toilet The children come back The mother is

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very happy about this And the father is trying to save

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face No, well, despite all the stereotypes About

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the British, even the villain from Moulin Rouge would be

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like that Yes, what’s wrong with you Relax

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a little The father is still happy, it looks

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very touching But it turns out that the

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missing boys they are also looking for a home,

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Lord, we wanted to return three and not

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get six more. But they still

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only get five because they

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decide to adopt one. Their

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aunt, it’s like a legend being revived. If you

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catch some kind of fir, then this is already a fact,

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you’re lucky, Elizabeth ndi. I know

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Vanessa is like that. Peter

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PN is almost

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good, I think the biggest problem here is with the

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editing, the film seems to be lacking Another

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152 minutes, I think this would have saved it from awkward

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or too fast-paced scenes, but it is

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equally visually beautiful Despite the fact

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that some of the effects look plus It’s great

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that so much dialogue is taken in the film

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directly from the book and the chemistry between Peter

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and Wendy is really strong, you see

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their empathy and desire to understand

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each other. They are both afraid of their growing up and the

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responsibility that comes with it, and from their acting it can be seen

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in general, almost all the actors play very

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well. So, I don’t know if this one is true

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the film is interesting for adults but I think

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the children who grew up with it managed to

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love it the film is not flawless but still

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helps you think about

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pleasant things,

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unlike some other films based on

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fairy tales, I am a nostalgic critic and I

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will see you in a

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