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enough I won’t give anything away

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Hello guys This is of course the stand-up show

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today we’ll sign sucks Monologue in the

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company of wonderful comedians Samvel Long

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live And in general I

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decided to give up no applause Well, I

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didn’t deserve any respect Samvel No he’s already done So

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that’s respect,

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that’s it very, very high,

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my name is huga, of course, let’s write a

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weird stand-up, we’ll draw lots Who

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gets it, goes to an open microphone,

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speaks in front of people who do

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n’t suspect anything at all And for you guys,

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we write info first on topics and then

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throw jokes in them, ready, yes, I’m ready,

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whatever one of us may not perform,

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that is, in general, it’s cool

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to watch how one of us will die, I

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’ll throw it in as if it’s not me, I

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’ll speak exactly like this differently

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[music]

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So, what are the topics guys, what can you do with

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stand-up you already have your own

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ready-made moments that

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irritate you about this, that we are giving you

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normal gifts on

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enough socks socks to give,

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I think no one gives socks to anyone anymore, they do

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n’t give it yet, then who is Allochka and

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wait for the corporate party But here is the corporate party

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corporate party This is what it is when Vasily

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Mikhailovich turns for you

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yes yes purely roleplaying You

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know this, also say This

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is the crazy empress

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who drank

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[laughter]

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well but you live alone and this is when you

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live alone

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this is generally in your soul Well

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pure But the woman comes there and

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these little jars are everywhere,

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these little jars of hair, I don’t understand why you’re

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shedding,

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you can’t stop

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[laughter] an

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eight-year-old joke, but for

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krinjads that means that I’m a father, I

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count everything in diapers,

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so when to come to me a girl in

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the club comes up and says buy me some Cosmopolis I

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say this 17 diapers you won’t crap yourself

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No

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it’s 17 diapers 17 diapers you won’t

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crap yourself no

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And you were silent for eight years

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where were you 8 years for some

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reason where were you 8 years that’s when 8

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years is a joke back

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it is written down with smoke like in

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cartoons This is how I write down diapers like

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this

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during sex I talk to a girl

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during sex yes, that’s what the period

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happened yes yes and I’m thinking about something so as

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not to [ __ ] for a long time it’s definitely dead

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notes right away he's visiting

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with his grandmother yes yes

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Let me into the monologue Let me into the

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monologue urgently

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but wait And how do the flies get in

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What is the name of the light bulbs What

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is the name of the ceiling lamp and the flies there as it

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turns out there are flies in the lampshade A

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diploma is not needed at all A

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diploma works in the profession who

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works in the profession all the women are

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driving that she is and here we are approaching the gas station

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I’m talking from the wrong side she

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says What’s the difference I’m talking like this

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dear She says You’re also often

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on the wrong side like this I realized this kind of

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crap will burn

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in a separate stand-up folder normally not

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on the other side Yes, I mean that the hose wo

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n’t reach the

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children at that moment they’re sitting like there’s a

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dog sitting there she’s like what the hell the mother-in-law at

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that moment

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says that in short let’s go guys the beginning

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here we go on stage as we say hello Well here’s the

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worst option the worst option

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of greeting what are you Have you ever seen it at all,

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let's go out like this,

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go out on stage like this Hello everyone,

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this is all being recorded

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when you unknowingly caught a rooster It's

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clear that you know on purpose when you're out

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of excitement you

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don't have then hello

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Yes, wait, there are jokes there All go

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Well, wait How are you What will you do if

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you Hello,

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don’t moan You’re just Hello

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Hello No Please

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forgive me

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Hello

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Next we’ll talk about the city that we’ve

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already talked about small ones, we can say that there is

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such a Poor city there is a

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Poor city so that you understand

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how poor the city is

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so that you understand how poor

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our city is instead of a shopping complex in the

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center of the city, a grandmother sells sunflower seeds

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with nothing

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[laughter] I

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ate deliciously Yes, but our city is such a poor one

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that even the birds don’t [ __ ] here, they have

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nothing to [ __ ] with

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and they just scream down and say

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[ __ ] [ __ ] like they’re just screaming at

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us [ __ ] that's what this mother has to do with it

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My mother it's just so stupid of all birds

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like it's the mother of a snag It's so simple

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just tuberculosis

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was recently at a corporate party you know when it

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already reaches that stage when as you

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said there when the place is

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an accountant you know who's at the

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party we're rich sat down, this is the

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crazy empress when

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ha-ha, this is just a rumor Okay, loudly, clearly into

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the microphone Yes, corporate parties all come together

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This is the guy who sleeps with his face in the salad,

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this is if it was funny and you don’t need to take away the stand-up comedy

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I’m just trying

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to disperse

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this woman Tell me this is the

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hair in the shower You are collecting why you

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are doing this And this is how you can say that it was a

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[ __ ] deception. I once

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took out the hair like that and there my ex was

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all of you there. My ex came out in the drain.

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We met her at all, but you didn’t think so

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pear and there is my ex. By the way, I met her the other day, what did

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you think in the

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pear?

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But this needs to be played out like a Chapelian with

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a microphone after that. So

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constantly beat this chip with a microphone so

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that it is organized as much as possible,

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in fact, like Chopin. Yes, that’s

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when he said stupidity,

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but you have cool coffee,

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I think that fatties are like this, to

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give an example of a fatty,

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you know, when there’s been borscht in the refrigerator for 4

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days. Yes, that’s it. Well,

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or that.

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Sorry, yes,

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I have nothing against fatties, always

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saying that and what something nasty about

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them, I’m not saying anything, isn’t it just a

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coincidence, or can it be called

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a coincidence? But I caught chlamydia from everyone,

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from everyone

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I got chlamydia, not only fat women,

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I also infected a prostitute recently. That’s

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how I write down everything suits you, I

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catch myself saying that I I’m trying to

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come up with something normal and I come up with the wrong thing,

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I can’t do it

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or it’s not funny and it doesn’t turn out in any way That’s how it

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turns out,

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no need after sex, she’s always full, she’s

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already eaten somewhere

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[ __ ] Sorry, but I’ll definitely write this down Yes,

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in general, I’m a machine didn’t give

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Listen, this is not a compliment at all

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Tell me please, everyone has had this happen that

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Mother comes up to you and says Listen

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Son, I have to tell the truth According to

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documents, I am 12 cows

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Let’s still draw some boundaries

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I already have to swim for a fee You think

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it’s just so without any consequences [ __ ]

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invent of course the

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next scene you are kicked out of the subway You

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can’t say such things in the subway anymore

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you can say that recently I tried to

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pick up prostitutes to pick up a prostitute I’m calling and saying that

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for the money they tell me an

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hour 5000 brother

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She says Are you that’s brother I’m

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just a client with us orientation Yes,

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you can look like that if we talk,

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you’ll close it. It seems to me that

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Kryzhova is the maximum, so to speak, I call

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prostitutes and ask what the money is. She

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says 5000 per hour and just say 5000.

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I can live in a hostel for a week for 5000,

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just with her they matched on the leg. Well, not

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my birthmark sperm,

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I’m like that, I should have guessed it myself

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that we had the same spots on her leg,

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only not the birthmark Yes, you finished off fine

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Yes, I should perform today, I

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already doubt everything,

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where are the flies in the lampshades from, how do they

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get there, I just turn on the fly there, but

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here we go how did she end up there they are still there In

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this position I always turn on the light they seem to be

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just having a party there they are

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like we are flies I am a fly like we are flies I

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don’t want to shrink there to come

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say Are you that this is my lampshade my lampshade

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they are like that well knowing the flies knowing the flies,

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knowing the flies, they’re like that to me

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and I’m like that I don’t speak

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your Taraban language at all and I’m not renting out the hut to you,

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it’s only for Slavic

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Komarovsky I’m not talking to you

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now I’ll call the cops, I’ll [ __ ] explain to me it

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just really seems like the flies in the

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ceiling lamp are

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ha ha

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Come on How it's [ __ ] overclocking,

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let's see where they really come from Let's

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talk about the fly in the lampshade You don't

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do anything all the time You have to

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unscrew something Yes, there's like no way

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to squeeze into it It

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seems to me that if it wasn't so hot in the light bulb

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they would

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somehow get into the light bulb I I won’t be

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surprised anymore if I look into the eyes of my beloved in the morning

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and there are dead flies in his eye,

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here the pupils are

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there. I want that’s why I don’t already

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have a phone to unlock in the apartment And

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behind my screen I would I Why is

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the only place where there is no fly is at the dude’s Here

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just blow

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Or maybe he came up with a listen for the cringe

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guys,

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[ __ ] it,

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so where do the flies in the lampshades even

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come from? Yes, how do they get there? I once

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saw how many flies there were, I thought

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cool

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[laughter]

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Okay, in general, insects are funny, here’s a

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mosquito Yes,

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you hit like that, silence after two

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seconds

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you're drinking again, there's silence again after 10, I

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recently hit you like that and he's already

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talking in my ear You're going to spank me like this

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or you're going to shove me in.

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This is very funny I want to speak out with this

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Yes, but I'm deprived of course, well done [ __ ] snails are

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clean here are snails

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snails purely cops like this snails

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cops

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centipedes This is purely an accountant He has

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a lot of people he’s like this like this

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people woke up in the evening got dressed came

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to a stand-up they ordered this kind of food Money

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was spent but not there It’s free

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By the way, sometimes in winter for

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no reason there’s such a mosquito

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You’re the only one How are you here with flies?

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At the same time,

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you might be a fly,

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and of course I [ __ ] very quickly,

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I have a problem, I [ __ ] so quickly,

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very quickly, my girlfriend suffers because of this.

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I [ __ ] very quickly

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during sex

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and she tells me. You can... - something

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slower And I’m trying to suffer because

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she doesn’t know me,

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yes, but she’s suffering, that’s not why she’s

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suffering because we don’t know each other, but this is

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just [ __ ] funny No, I don’t know

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where

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Now I’ll check my humorous

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compass,

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I’ll try to understand where we are here maybe with

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these hackneyed moves again when I

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[ __ ] very quickly

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and then you immediately know women, that’s when a

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man [ __ ] quickly You should be

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happy about this, it means he’s good with you

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[laughter]

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How long ago okay Well, it was a long time ago for the last year

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We have a call

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applaud who is working on profession

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this is probably one of the most popular

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diploma of course

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the diploma was not useful once in a lifetime the diploma was useful

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When I got a job

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and was never useful again here it lies gathering

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dust

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[ __ ], well, it seems to me that it is being recorded for

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sure

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once in a lifetime it came in handy damn it’s

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normal

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not to say if we’ve already been poisoned

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up there 300 times already, it just seems to me that

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people won’t laugh at it, here it

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came in handy once When I got a job and

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never again

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like a [ __ ] I studied for 5 years,

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that’s it, let’s go, it’s a foal, am

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I pushing that we haven’t written much at all,

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well, if you can improvise something,

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improvisation is prohibited by law

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you have to move only on rails,

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who will get you now you will save you

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will talk funny [ __ ], it’s just how the

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brain is designed to help And we don’t

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work like that, of course yes That’s not how it’s designed,

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of course yes it’s a one-way ticket, [ __ ] it

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[music]

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So it’s a draw, we’ve written a monologue now I

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need Marik I just don’t know I

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can’t find Marik every time no one

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has seen Marik I’m here damn Marik oh my

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I’ll quickly explain look one of the

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toothpicks is marked in red it will

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draw out blood

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performs with this at an open microphone I ca

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n’t do it now

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no no

00:22:03

as if on a roller coaster but at the

00:22:05

moment of incredible vomiting it’s terrible you did

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n’t feel like that on stage Believe me Let

00:22:09

’s go So everyone look let’s

00:22:12

not delay right away for the sake of drama And I saw you

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tried I’m Tina last they will

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decide I lost in short yes don’t delay

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right away just fix your Hand yes yes,

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fix the one you installed Take

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yours at the same time we pull Choose which one you

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want I swear I haven’t seen Malik well

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one

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two

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three

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Who are you

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I’ll go and have a look

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and maybe you will have advantages for the

00:22:45

performance you can contact us

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we can actually work some more Well good

00:22:51

Good you Very professional at all

00:22:54

distances you behaved, you knew where to

00:22:56

do it badly. Now take it and fall

00:23:01

interestingly. Well,

00:23:03

then let’s use these microphones

00:23:07

[music]

00:23:18

[music]

00:23:20

Well, we’ve reached the open

00:23:24

microphone. So far I can’t really say anything,

00:23:26

I’m in incredible anticipation of

00:23:28

everything that will be I am very grateful to you

00:23:31

Kolya Subscribe to the telegram channel

00:23:34

what the boys came to see Marik

00:23:38

nuts Marik is always here But I’m editing

00:23:40

cutting right now

00:23:44

fierce [ __ ] is written there

00:23:47

What kind of material is written there the

00:23:51

weather is warm I’m just saying that the atmosphere

00:24:01

[music]

00:24:09

everything will be fine The main thing I don’t

00:24:12

really like that you are very tragic,

00:24:14

this is the way it should be, in fact, I

00:24:17

wouldn’t want the best

00:24:19

episode of this show to be happy when the comedian cries for

00:24:21

the last time, did this before the performance, so

00:24:24

I do it like this,

00:24:29

and I’m tired of these self-confident people already like

00:24:32

you know self-confident comedians Yes, I

00:24:36

’ll tell you I’ll perform, you’re

00:24:38

reacting very correctly, you’ll be right, it’s as

00:24:41

if I’m trying to prepare myself for there to be a

00:24:43

failure in a different way, there will definitely be a failure Yes

00:24:46

And you won’t help yourself in any way, welcome

00:25:02

to check the materials as a gift, look for a

00:25:04

place where super cool houses will be checked

00:25:06

cars

00:25:10

Now we'll show a super cool comedian

00:25:14

another comedian one comedian So Okay,

00:25:18

we'll slowly go sit down and then

00:25:20

everything's ready

00:25:23

cool

00:25:25

[music]

00:25:37

[applause]

00:25:43

[applause]

00:25:51

[music]

00:25:56

[applause]

00:26:01

I miss it, I miss the bachelor life

00:26:06

sometimes I miss it and noticed through this men

00:26:10

don’t know how to water, I’m giving

00:26:17

advice, it means men How to

00:26:21

finger

00:26:22

three methods spear-man

00:26:25

spider-man new Russian

00:26:31

you know before the wedding I had a lot of

00:26:34

different women

00:26:35

[music]

00:26:38

you know these fat women They’re like

00:26:42

borscht

00:26:45

Let’s once again it didn’t work out you know

00:26:48

these fat women They’re like like borscht at night,

00:26:53

you walk into the refrigerator, open it and it’s

00:26:55

unclear whether it’s sour or you can [ __ ] it

00:27:05

Yes, it’s cool to live alone, you can do

00:27:07

whatever you want, you don’t have to wash the dishes, you can listen to

00:27:10

music, you can fart in the elevator And the

00:27:15

most important thing that’s cool when you

00:27:18

live alone is that there aren’t these [ __ ]

00:27:21

women anywhere hair That's right, I'm saying,

00:27:24

oh, these [ __ ] women's hairs

00:27:27

are coming out everywhere, this is when

00:27:30

you lift this, these hairs, this is

00:27:32

theirs. You lift this, and there's

00:27:34

your ex, by the way, we

00:27:37

met my ex, uh, in the drain,

00:27:41

not like you thought

00:27:43

in a pear

00:27:49

and when before the wedding, before the wedding, I even

00:27:53

once almost hired a prostitute, but as

00:27:57

they say, why won’t you find a fixed price?

00:27:59

I call and ask how much she is like

00:28:03

5000 I’m like 5000

00:28:07

5000 I can live in a hostel for a week for 5000 I

00:28:10

think okay

00:28:12

ok

00:28:15

I say so ok

00:28:19

Okay I’ll come and she says Well I’m still waiting for

00:28:24

you brother and I’m like sister

00:28:27

they have such a well

00:28:30

customer oriented approach but we

00:28:32

just had the same spots there, she had

00:28:34

birthmarks on her leg And I have exactly the

00:28:36

same birthmark sperm,

00:28:45

of course, we recently

00:28:48

drove up to the gas station with my wife I

00:28:52

said, you’re on the wrong side She got up, she

00:28:55

says you sat down, too, often on the wrong

00:28:58

side and the son was like, the

00:29:01

dog is like that,

00:29:04

and the same mother-in-law said to leave

00:29:08

him, that’s

00:29:09

another thing thank you thank you,

00:29:13

it’s difficult for me here. You know, it’s difficult for me here in

00:29:16

Moscow because I’m from a small

00:29:18

town. And so that you understand what

00:29:21

small town I’m from,

00:29:24

so that you understand what kind of small

00:29:27

town I’m from. Instead of a shopping center, instead of a shopping center

00:29:30

there’s just a grandma and they sell sunflower seeds, and

00:29:38

she’s the mayor. mayor

00:29:41

he is so small so poor

00:29:44

that the

00:29:45

birds There they are pigeons they don’t [ __ ] they

00:29:49

just scream down [ __ ] [ __ ]

00:29:57

and yes and I would like to say at the end

00:30:05

Yes at the end I would like to say some of

00:30:08

my thoughts I

00:30:10

noticed something in my house there are flies living in the ceiling light

00:30:14

I think where are the flies from, [ __ ]

00:30:18

rummaging around, flies everywhere in the lampshade, why?

00:30:22

Well, in vain, of course, I [ __ ] there, but it’s not clear the

00:30:25

flies even noticed flies,

00:30:27

flies in general, Everywhere they are inside the phones,

00:30:30

flies are already blowing, soon they’ve already interviewed everyone,

00:30:34

they’ve already interviewed everyone except me,

00:30:36

how many insects will there be

00:30:38

in general? interesting guys, that's

00:30:42

what I'll tell you, snails These are purely

00:30:45

policemen There's nothing even to discuss here

00:30:51

caterpillars caterpillars these are accountants

00:30:54

when you can see from them they seem to be

00:30:57

running to write something there on their

00:30:59

typewriters mosquitoes

00:31:02

and mosquitoes mosquitoes you're a total [ __ ]

00:31:06

I was recently lying with me a mosquito was

00:31:09

flying around I was like he was like something I spanked him again

00:31:12

I'm spanking he was like this So you're going to

00:31:14

spank me Or we'll finally have sex

00:31:16

Thank you very much

00:31:19

[applause]

00:31:28

[music]

00:31:30

you actually yes this is honestly

00:31:34

I didn't expect to hear at all look into the

00:31:37

eyes look to your face, I’m telling you,

00:31:39

well done, you’ll always perform like that Yes,

00:31:41

yes, it was a very cool performance, I didn’t

00:31:44

see it, but this is a really good game

00:31:46

[laughter]

00:31:48

you speak in the moment and finally, and

00:31:51

someone behind, thank God, a

00:31:57

cleansing experience, in the middle I really started to

00:32:01

get high,

00:32:09

nothing the situation could go wrong,

00:32:15

worse

00:32:18

I would once again stretch it higher higher

00:32:23

Oh this Can be seen in the

00:32:26

next episodes Stand-up all the guys It

00:32:29

was a crystand Up of characters Tkachev Samvel

00:32:33

genovian Thank you very much for

00:32:34

watching this show would not have happened without you,

00:32:36

subscribe to the guys on social networks and

00:32:38

go to Stand-Up, well, we went, everything

00:32:41

was cool, let’s go hang it

00:32:44

somewhere, or maybe

00:32:47

we’ll go to that bar normally

00:32:51

[music]

00:32:52

[applause]

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