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Do you know how to distinguish who is writing by00:00:02
email when they are young or older?00:00:05
Young people almost never write correctly; 99%00:00:10
write with errors. I am sometimes amazed at these00:00:12
mistakes. I actually studied at the00:00:14
Moscow Ion Institute. I am not supposed00:00:16
to be literate, but still the word here is me.00:00:19
wrote through and through s and s at the end00:00:23
many00:00:26
write they passed the00:00:28
ek one writes to me I was going home on the bus00:00:34
I asked if you were eating a sandwich while riding on the00:00:37
bus or not a sandwich through and they write00:00:41
the guy wrote I recently wrote in the novel by00:00:44
Alexander Dumas Dumas there was such a writer Dumas00:00:47
from some letters quotes near00:00:51
lying what is this who is this close00:00:55
Sing to the00:00:58
concession00:01:01
Stop00:01:03
the chaos this is chaos it seems so and this is a man00:01:08
many write with the letter C Tell me00:01:10
why Well why is a man such a00:01:13
man such a00:01:17
torment00:01:19
Musick they don’t even know that there are test00:01:22
words00:01:23
many people write a man in two hours,00:01:26
I already said this, a man is just a woman and00:01:30
not a00:01:31
man, and I ask one young man00:01:34
why your generation many00:01:37
of your generation write a man in00:01:38
two hours, he says Yes, [ __ ], there are just a00:01:42
few more quotes from recent00:01:45
letters, I am your concerts I see from children of00:01:51
age my favorite pastime in my free00:01:56
time is walking in00:01:58
the garden.00:02:03
I in the team use a positive00:02:05
member of00:02:09
the team. My sister is on a00:02:15
diet for the second00:02:19
week. We are ready00:02:24
[applause]00:02:28
thin. What kind of song was that in your00:02:31
time, my dad sings, he made noise like a00:02:39
mouse, I talked about it more than once the fact that I00:02:42
care about the library in Riga, the library00:02:45
was made for a fee, it attracts attention.00:02:49
Even young people went there because00:02:51
they didn’t know that there were books, and even with00:02:53
pictures. Not enough people, 10 a day,00:02:56
although in total there are 70 people a day in the00:02:59
library, then 100 But what they00:03:01
ask is a wonderful story by00:03:04
Tolstoy The Fate of a Man One asked the00:03:07
second Pushkin’s fairy tale The Old Man and the00:03:10
Sea a work by Gorky Taras and00:03:14
Bulba a novel by Eugene00:03:17
Onegin00:03:22
Mumu we were given an essay on the history of a wife who is a00:03:28
drug addict about her own00:03:34
tiger the girls just bring gift after00:03:38
gift to the library00:03:40
One tenth grader came to the library says they asked us00:03:43
about the captain's00:03:45
children My assistant asks where00:03:48
Captain Grant is, she's not there The Captain00:03:51
had one daughter00:03:53
Ostrovsky is a00:03:55
street child, this is a homeless girl In general, there is00:03:57
no difference, it's the same thing I00:04:00
need a detective, the dead man is ringing the bell,00:04:04
this is the peace00:04:05
bell ringing Senger someone asked Over the00:04:08
Abyss00:04:11
walruses story by Techo Scorpio it00:04:16
was a Chameleon and How do you like it Nekrasova they00:04:19
are trying to explain in their own words00:04:21
the title of the work Nekrasova says00:04:23
some conversations on the00:04:26
porch Reflections at the front00:04:28
entrance Do00:04:31
you have a biography of zucchini and00:04:33
eggplant Yes of course I tell him00:04:35
Only an autobiography00:04:37
was written by one zucchini before00:04:39
I go down some book about00:04:42
round knights at00:04:45
the table and something about the role of tank00:04:48
troops in the war of 81200:04:52
[applause]00:04:56
And here it is written that he took out his00:05:00
mobile phone and reads what he wrote down on the mobile00:05:04
Gogol Taras00:05:06
bubel bubel is very alone00:05:11
the master returned Margarita and said normally,00:05:12
inserted a really good book, there is a00:05:15
continuation,00:05:18
his assistant tells him to go to the blog00:05:21
on Bulgakov’s LiveJournal, he puts fresh stuff there for00:05:24
you00:05:28
in00:05:30
the librarian Shame on you, do you even00:05:33
know what Gagarin is, of course he is the00:05:34
first cosmonaut to go into00:05:36
outer space, the library was the first to go out00:05:39
into outer space Leonov guy You're00:05:42
kidding Leonov, Vinipuh00:05:45
voiced with him friend says Why do00:05:48
n't you know about this Gagarin is the00:05:50
one who first said the00:05:53
poor kids came in large numbers as00:06:00
astronauts the spacesuit was put on by doctors00:06:03
scientists physicists nuclear scientist le now who ca00:06:07
n't be asked You who I am a manager did you see yourself in00:06:11
the mirror you're a boar in00:06:15
pointe shoes a pretty girl tells me with00:06:17
pride And I'm doing00:06:18
promotions I ask her you're washing the snakes00:06:22
I haven't heard the most offensive thing00:06:24
from Russian girls00:06:26
My God Well these are such ugly words one00:06:29
says I'm a recruiter the second And I content00:06:31
provider third And I'm a senior00:06:34
merchandiser proud so proud proud00:06:36
so you know magical characters that the00:06:41
Tsarevich's Arrow did not reach and two in front of me argued about who was00:06:45
doing the more interesting business, the00:06:47
cooler one, one claimed that she was00:06:49
involved in00:06:50
athlone and the other said and I was00:06:53
outsourcing until the third one came up and00:06:55
put them in their place said and00:06:58
I00:07:00
I say speak Russian gerla P Jova00:07:03
or else page Girl And so you look Just a00:07:06
girl with a low level of social00:07:12
responsibility00:07:14
Girl And how many producers nowadays there are more00:07:18
than mice in a field not plowed00:07:21
general producer executive00:07:23
producer creative I like the heads of the00:07:26
executive producer, it somehow00:07:28
implies that somewhere there is a non-00:07:30
executive producer. And if somewhere00:07:32
there is a creative one, then somewhere there is a non-00:07:34
creative one, but no one thinks about it00:07:36
these days, so the movie is00:07:39
not so great anyway ours It’s still with the producers,00:07:42
we’ve improved it Horror I once brought a00:07:46
producer friend to the company and he’s a00:07:48
decent person Well, that’s how it turned out,00:07:50
unexpectedly00:07:53
yes And my friends are intelligent people who are so well-00:07:56
read and it’s so awkward for me to00:07:58
introduce him, say producer I say00:08:01
producer but a decent person00:08:03
I immediately said I have an intelligent actor friend00:08:06
who was silent for a while and said, You know, a00:08:09
decent producer nowadays sounds00:08:11
like a sentimental00:08:15
Butcher, but we also have bloggers,00:08:19
image makers, fate makers,00:08:28
Dash of strange words in Russian, I read,00:08:32
remember it says downshifters - these are00:08:35
those who do downshifting00:08:40
[applause ]00:08:41
so from the gods of the young, Yes, I understand00:08:46
Where does this desire come from to call00:08:48
yourself a merchandiser there, yes00:08:51
Because from an inferiority complex So in00:08:54
the morning she wakes up so plump, useless, she’s00:09:00
never00:09:02
used it, the chaste00:09:05
brain wakes up and thinks, but I’m not00:09:14
worthless today, not hairdressers,00:09:17
stylists you Call Zverev00:09:22
a barber, his lips00:09:25
will burst and splatter the surrounding00:09:28
space.00:09:30
I actually want to00:09:33
introduce him to00:09:35
Zverev as a barber. A00:09:37
woman cook in the Urals00:09:40
asked me who she works as a00:09:42
cook. She says she’s proud. I’m00:09:47
a blinker, I say if you blinker then I'm00:09:52
Rozhko And how many managers in00:09:55
general do we have in the country?00:09:58
In Soviet times, only00:10:01
engineers in Soviet times were divided into00:10:02
senior leading, just an engineer. Everything is00:10:04
now just a manager, a manager, a Top00:10:07
manager, an event manager, a sales manager, an00:10:10
account manager, a brand manager, this is00:10:12
basically like a brand manager It sounds like there is a00:10:15
cleaning manager, you need to00:10:17
add a cleaning manager, there is a gray manager, this is actually00:10:20
something like a dog, there is a bulldog left, a00:10:23
takr manager, now basement managers, an00:10:28
attic janitor, all this is a garbage manager, a00:10:33
garbage manager, and this is00:10:37
what I concluded from: a manager is not00:10:39
a profession, this is a00:10:41
clinic manager - this is the one who00:10:44
reads in the morning and eats a business lunch, says Okay,00:10:48
definitely Okay, so that everyone understands that00:10:51
he knows00:10:53
English, comes to the store, tells00:10:55
me sausages,00:10:58
Okay, it’s okay that I’m talking to you in English,00:11:05
I’m talking to you for the youth so that they00:11:08
they understood how they were being fooled by the manager -00:11:12
this is the one who believes00:11:13
speccheli liti show seduces girls00:11:16
with words leasing for00:11:18
leasing jokes jokes and in the Moscow00:11:21
bookstore on Tverskaya they sell00:11:23
a book called How to pick up a manager00:11:26
means manager - this is practically00:11:33
the sun I call the zombified herd of00:11:36
case performers this these are00:11:39
mankurts like Ugi Zai matova office00:11:43
plankton Poor children they have no one to00:11:46
play now now they00:11:48
really used to play Cosmonaut in the00:11:49
mother's street in firefighters in chimney sweeps helmets00:11:52
put on suits the face had a profession00:11:55
How to play00:11:57
manager one tells the other what00:12:01
will you do with me I I’ll make you00:12:03
creative And I’ll give you a kick for this, they’re00:12:06
good since00:12:08
children are very susceptible, well, that’s why00:12:11
they’re so disfigured their sunny00:12:13
childhood The fontanelle didn’t00:12:15
close, did you pay attention, our00:12:18
cable TV doesn’t work well, the00:12:20
telephone connection started to work badly00:12:22
Why Yes, simply yes because that00:12:26
copper formations with loud-sounding ones have settled everywhere, and00:12:30
with simpler things, they don’t know anything about anything,00:12:32
they confuse Balzac with00:12:35
balm, dowel with demobilization, pixels with00:12:39
pendel, I now don’t call them managers,00:12:42
but I came up with the name of their profession in Russian, there are some00:12:46
punishments here these two managers are standing in the00:12:50
communications department talking, I came in00:12:53
looking at the phones, I hear one, the other one00:12:55
says they are both like that, from the body series, there is00:12:58
no00:12:59
need for intelligence. One says, I was with my boyfriend00:13:02
in Paris, you know, something doesn’t bother me about the00:13:06
Eiffel00:13:08
Tower, and the second one became her it was00:13:11
so interesting to explain it while listening and the second one00:13:14
admitted to her that I don’t know at all in Paris00:13:17
she was surprised for her it turned out to be00:13:19
such a surprise that in Paris there is only one00:13:21
Eiffel00:13:23
Tower taco If they could arrange a test00:13:27
Natya00:13:29
gave the answer00:13:33
drywall another one also pleased also00:13:36
from the series holy there is no such thing as a bust,00:13:39
such a model that00:13:43
always poses a question with her hip They don’t know the words yet00:13:46
How to pronounce She says it’s my00:13:48
hobby00:13:50
I mixed up the word I said00:13:55
[applause]00:13:57
falaka a00:14:01
whole generation has grown up, most of00:14:04
the generation generally thinks that Monte and00:14:06
Capulet is the name of the company that00:14:08
Spartak - this is the director of a pencil00:14:10
factory that Chatsky is a00:14:13
loser and Negin is a user and Pushkin died at the00:14:18
hands of a00:14:20
dentist Many of them are sure that Lenin00:14:23
did not approve of Putin’s plan00:14:26
[applause]00:14:27
Putin’s students are asked a question How much did00:14:31
you get on the calculator 400 1000:14:36
on the calculator now they count two pech00:14:40
girls they were also talking from the same opera,00:14:44
one of the other says oh on your head00:14:46
So it looks like something like the ninth wave00:14:48
says I don’t know I haven’t00:14:51
read that’s why they can’t speak00:14:54
normal Russian in simple00:14:57
Russian You know, I really00:14:59
liked the inscription at the box office where DVDs are00:15:02
naturally given for rent to young people and00:15:04
it says sorry but we don’t have this00:15:08
movie About that00:15:11
dude who also played in that00:15:15
film these are all00:15:19
managers00:15:21
Oh and one more thing one teacher00:15:24
told me you know it’s so scary that they00:15:26
introduced tests for us instead of normal00:15:29
exams00:15:34
Only morons answer questions correctly on Western tests because they00:15:36
know only one answer. And a person00:15:39
who thinks00:15:41
on a large scale How to answer these00:15:43
questions, another one was asked How much00:15:45
will the number Pi be multiplied by 2, he answered00:15:48
if pi Cleverly by 2 will be00:15:51
pipi here is BC, this is a test00:15:57
about to participate in the program Terribly00:16:00
beautiful, well, here are intelligent people,00:16:02
I explain this from all over Russia, there are00:16:05
such fashionable people, such00:16:08
uh, such Glamor00:16:10
uh, they are interviewed and I00:16:13
listened to the interview one day Where are00:16:16
you from, these are representatives of the younger00:16:18
generation What happened, how did it happen00:16:20
that the young man’s knowledge was immediately reset to zero00:16:22
generations I have talked about this many times with the00:16:24
stage in television programs, I will00:16:26
repeat it and repeat it until I00:16:27
hit our officials, one of them00:16:30
is asked, this is such a00:16:34
fashion, how many continents do you know, she00:16:37
says Well, I don’t know, but the Equator passes00:16:39
somehow00:16:41
That’s what the director says it doesn’t show on itself,00:16:44
but the second Decembrists are those who00:16:47
did something in December, that’s normal, he00:16:50
says October then in October, that means they00:16:53
did another one, pleased the capital of the USA,00:16:56
America, about00:17:00
another in Austria, the rules are the hamburger dynasty,00:17:05
this is all of it, it’s not even through one thing that00:17:08
they give out these pearls the make-up artist laughs at00:17:12
them because they have a better education of00:17:15
our past and two00:17:18
Glamor sits in the make-up restroom One of the other00:17:21
says Do you hear Think about it, I saw a00:17:23
documentary cassette a documentary00:17:26
cassette with filming about dinosaurs00:17:31
and another one asked the director what your00:17:34
name is, he says Kostya She says the00:17:36
full name and00:17:39
Kolya listen where they00:17:43
studied the form00:17:46
fill out the form Brilliantly they all passed the00:17:50
exams they are all school graduates they00:17:52
passed it00:17:54
today00:17:57
sebet00:18:01
sometimes he’s honest when he doesn’t understand what00:18:03
someone else is writing about himself I’m very olfactory well the00:18:11
third thing about myself stinks specifically I’m modest in some00:18:15
places00:18:17
attractive in00:18:19
some places write00:18:21
what the fourth I have a high00:18:24
intellectual This00:18:27
tells me00:18:29
we bring our high00:18:32
intellectual from this the saddest thing is00:18:35
that these are not isolated cases Why What00:18:39
happened Yes, I answer and will00:18:41
always answer correctly this is the Western00:18:45
education reform this has not happened before until00:18:48
this reform began to take effect00:18:50
Well Yes, there are managers at the top of00:18:55
us,00:18:57
uh people Klemi Fursin The Ministry of00:19:00
Education calls Mino00:19:04
Brazi nothing can be done,00:19:06
intelligent people write to the Kremlin they say00:19:09
Cancel it is useless I already spoke about this00:19:11
in the Kremlin a sect has settled in,00:19:18
its witnesses Well, at least we do it like in00:19:22
America, what does that mean in America in00:19:24
America there is no00:19:25
education, you know, I’ll tell you a secret,00:19:29
all the countries where there is democracy,00:19:31
bad education is everywhere, I’ve already said this, but00:19:33
I will always repeat it. Why do you know,00:19:35
bad education is a guarantee00:19:39
[applause]00:19:41
of democracy, bad education helps00:19:44
to grow not the People, but the00:19:47
electorate of the Republic of Lithuania is grown00:19:50
mainly so that and they voted the way they00:19:54
needed and they are00:19:57
lazy.00:20:00
You know, I wasn’t very literate, but I00:20:03
graduated from the Moscow Institute of Culture,00:20:04
but there were two mistakes in the word here, I couldn’t00:20:07
make many, they do it with the letter C, they write00:20:12
sde, but I recently received a letter. There the00:20:15
future was written, I will00:20:18
be a flower. one Vakha wrote00:20:21
a flower,00:20:28
which means that a man at least in one hour00:20:31
and the calculations are in two00:20:35
hours and I’m the only one like that, not even Pepper, but00:20:38
peppers. Well, can you imagine your00:20:40
generation, the calculation is in 2 hours He says00:20:43
it’s terrible there’s one00:20:45
thing And borscht you can make four mistakes00:20:51
about through the letter P00:20:54
is still with a soft sign, I’m telling you the00:20:59
worst thing is that this is not an isolated00:21:01
case, but it was written to me by life experience, he00:21:05
came to me with00:21:09
bastards, you know what else is offensive, but for me00:21:12
personally, I don’t know how to tell you swear words with00:21:16
mistakes.00:21:18
It’s a00:21:21
shame, the bastard00:21:23
[ applause]00:21:27
sacred word from TH letters to make00:21:33
mistakes And this is again fervently I remember I do00:21:37
n’t know what will happen to you as he says00:21:40
recently Vaha wrote to me exactly00:21:43
glamorous you know what glamor is this is the00:21:46
concept of freaks about00:21:50
beauty teeth with rhinestones and00:21:54
there is no literacy00:21:57
goto boasts with horror I found out what d00:22:01
Jean00:22:02
Arc00:22:04
aha-ha you still don’t know what00:22:07
was next ready00:22:12
[applause]00:22:17
castrated Nuno you know from this00:22:20
what conclusion I want to draw the children are not00:22:22
to blame for this, that is, to some00:22:25
extent, only we are very smart,00:22:28
they are Paradise And where they will study, teachers00:22:32
in many schools have come young, already00:22:34
trained in today's00:22:36
education system. They are illiterate young00:22:39
teachers, too, the Russian00:22:41
language teacher shouts at the children, you are here, and I am, and I am with00:22:44
you.00:22:54
without without announcers00:22:59
in Soviet times, right away today they are00:23:01
illiterate, they allowed the00:23:03
briefcase to be spoken, now Zhvanetsky with a briefcase00:23:06
now goes on stage and the audience is00:23:08
excited at this moment the announcer says00:23:12
takes Kato an interview, says Are you really00:23:14
wearing one clip, one clip00:23:17
can’t be clips - that’s the plural00:23:22
if you wear one clip Put on one pair of00:23:24
jeans and one more point Put it on please00:23:29
and learned linguists don’t make any00:23:31
comments to them That’s Amazing00:23:33
because the rulers say00:23:36
it wrong Well, as ours at the highest00:23:38
level say many times Well, this is an ugliness00:23:40
in Russian or they say I’m sorry I'm00:23:42
sorry This is ignorant I'm sorry00:23:45
means you have to say Sorry if you00:23:47
say I'm sorry This means that you00:23:51
apologized to yourself that is said I'm00:23:54
sorry And punch me in the face because you00:23:56
already apologized at this moment00:23:59
and on television there is complete illiteracy00:24:01
if the announcer speaks at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs00:24:04
says it’s not it’s the same as00:24:06
saying corrupt Prostitute00:24:09
it’s beef there let’s say00:24:12
yes coffee and coffee they allowed it to say00:24:16
now yes because up there they00:24:17
can’t remember that Coffee is it well they00:24:20
can’t allow it to say coffee It’s true that00:24:23
the coffee that is served is00:24:25
it but if it’s coffee, then it’s fursin,00:24:31
it’s advertising, who comes up with them,00:24:35
now managers have appeared, I talked about00:24:37
managers and I will always talk about them,00:24:39
I call them coirs. It’s like I’m00:24:44
still a city manager.00:24:52
Tanu is00:24:56
not00:24:58
a manager So they will come up with advertisements How00:25:01
can you speak in advertising Remove dandruff00:25:04
from your head00:25:07
You understand what is in their heads00:25:09
Those who come up with this00:25:11
stunning hair Hair cannot00:25:13
be00:25:14
stunning This is a nightmare for the night00:25:17
Stunning00:25:20
hair We will burn your fats Oh this is an00:25:25
advertisement00:25:26
Inquisition00:25:28
and show the pimples Who is the00:25:32
boss here, do you understand the young people in what kind of00:25:35
freaks they grow up on Taganka nearby00:25:38
there in the alley if you turn from the square00:25:41
there is a cafe on the door with an advertisement00:25:43
hanging Here you can get pies with00:25:48
you, well, the garden wrote some kind of00:25:52
advertisement You understand what kind of00:25:59
why is the world filled with tin that00:26:02
young people fall in love with? You look at what’s00:26:05
going on on the Internet, there are already many of them, a00:26:08
person will fall into a puddle and they don’t help, they00:26:11
take pictures. So they post it on the Internet.00:26:15
The Internet is filled with evil00:26:18
days about anger, nothing and an idiot, but00:26:22
because Ost Neu honors them Home00:26:26
and fought And no one teaches this how to00:26:29
make a fire He doesn’t know how to chop wood He doesn’t know how to play00:26:31
chess He doesn’t know how to play00:26:32
preference He doesn’t know how to play checkers He doesn’t know how to play00:26:35
Chipaeva I don’t00:26:36
know how I explained to the young people how I00:26:39
came to play Chipaeva and they play Chipaeva with chess pieces00:26:44
What is it love and sex they don’t00:26:48
understand the difference how they can be00:26:50
happy sex is a word that00:26:52
can be used as an informational word, but00:26:54
here it is, I don’t use it in certain situations00:26:59
Poche because it’s a business-like approach to00:27:02
have00:27:03
sex She says Yes, I have00:27:07
time, this is a business approach If you say I00:27:10
I love you here, she won’t say that00:27:13
I have a little time to do this,00:27:15
why is this concept eternal And what Russian00:27:17
words were there? Why did we start saying sex? The00:27:20
Russian word is brilliant. I want00:27:22
all TV viewers to remember and use this word.00:27:26
Milova00:27:28
lete, you say, darling, let’s go Milova and00:27:30
she will no longer refuse all this00:27:32
already, but there was the word joy, still joy, I00:27:38
will console you and talk about time.00:27:42
Joy is no longer for anyone, for anyone. Fun,00:27:46
of course.00:27:48
Oh, the young people don’t know that love brings00:27:51
joy, there is no happiness in the world. There is00:27:54
absolute joy, absolute joy, not00:27:56
from sex from love00:27:58
adj to the store to buy the film Formula of00:28:01
Love I don’t always download films from the00:28:04
Internet because sometimes the translations are00:28:05
very very bad on the Internet, managers00:28:08
translate and I come And there is also a00:28:11
manager Now, where not Sun, as00:28:14
managers are uncut all over the country and00:28:17
this is a sales consultant I say00:28:20
the Formula of Love She says now I’ll bring it00:28:23
to me and ran away I waited she comes they00:28:28
took it all apart we don’t have it I say where did00:28:31
you go there the art department00:28:33
art She says it’s00:28:34
art I thought00:28:38
porn That’s why the evil ones were born00:28:41
young because they feel that they are00:28:42
nothing they don’t know for life they are not adapted00:28:45
to the forest they will go without a GPS navigator00:28:58
could determine parts of the world he says you were00:29:01
already smoking Uncle00:29:04
Misha That’s why they feel good on the Internet00:29:07
there they are heroes There they are Brave They under00:29:11
nicknames that do not00:29:13
reveal swearing to whomever they want and a00:29:18
smiley face What about this under the nickname is00:29:21
anonymous to judge a person for this00:29:23
they are brave Just00:29:26
raise the streets they won’t have time to put a smiley face00:29:29
if they say this to00:29:32
them there That’s why the world is filled with00:29:36
evil people and trolls because they are funny00:29:40
in life because they don’t know the rules of life00:29:42
the doctor tells me,00:29:44
imagine, a guy comes in from the waist down,00:29:47
naked with ear-throated nose, into00:29:48
the office. She asks, are you done with it?00:29:51
He says it says in outer clothing,00:29:53
don’t00:29:56
enter. I heard a young man on a00:29:59
ship sailing along the Volga. He went up to the00:30:02
administrator and asked if there was cable00:30:04
TV,00:30:06
and he asked you00:30:10
what city’s Cable TV. It is necessary t says Yaroslavl,00:30:14
he says the cable got caught on a snag00:30:17
there now I’m correcting it my friends00:30:21
students from the Moscow Aviation00:30:22
Institute We went to the countryside from the Kievsky00:30:25
station and again this sales00:30:28
consultant bought 10 Kiev cutlets00:30:32
and said warm them up 10 people were00:30:34
Warm them up please she put00:30:35
10 cutlets in the microwave Here they are standing waiting00:30:39
waiting Well, it takes 2 minutes to00:30:40
heat up the Kiev cutlet They are waiting waiting00:30:43
16 minutes00:30:44
have passed they say this is this and here is the00:30:48
modka they say Why does it take so long 200:30:51
minutes she says Well I already put 1000:30:53
cutlets in00:30:58
the poor guy I feel sorry for them, they are being horrified by00:31:01
the state, practically I have an00:31:04
acquaintance,00:31:05
we once studied together at the00:31:09
Moscow Aviation Institute, we00:31:11
studied with him in the same Student00:31:13
group, he’s like that, I look like a young man, and he looks00:31:16
like an old man, like Richka, but he’s such a joker,00:31:18
he’s like us he was busy, he’s bored00:31:20
living in retirement, he visits managers and00:31:24
makes fun of him, and he gets such a thrill, for00:31:28
example, when he comes to the store he sees00:31:30
a manager. He says, please tell me, I want to00:31:32
buy a TV, there will be discounts for veterans of the00:31:34
Battle of Kulikovo00:31:38
in nine cases; children00:31:41
tell him he has an ID;00:31:45
he reaches into his pocket like that. He says, Oh, I00:31:48
forgot, he says, Okay, I believe I see00:31:51
that the00:31:52
Oran00:31:56
bit sees00:31:59
him, he says, Let’s go show00:32:02
the attraction and bring out her00:32:05
light, she was happy, she wo00:32:09
n’t even see this in the theater Until00:32:12
we ran into an older manager Who00:32:16
had an education I don’t know what’s wrong you00:32:19
will say this to the veteran, well, it’s already00:32:23
fake to the veteran of the Battle of Kulikovo, so the00:32:25
two of us will have a discount,00:32:27
then you say Peresvet or00:32:32
[applause]00:32:37
Chelubey Oh, I’m in one of the Molodezhnaya companies,00:32:41
they told this, they say And what’s the00:32:45
point of poor young people, how will they live00:32:48
without education after all? Why is00:32:50
education necessary? Yes, to live more joyfully,00:32:52
just so that there are fewer trolls on00:32:54
earth. By the way, it’s interesting that if the trolls00:32:57
hear me now on television, please keep in00:32:58
mind, dear trolls, that the00:33:00
majority of suicides among the trolls are00:33:01
precisely they who simply don’t know it; that the devil’s00:33:05
initiative to spoil others is not00:33:07
legal. nature, but poor teachers00:33:09
send me quotes from the written works of00:33:11
excellent students of the Unified State University. I don’t know what00:33:16
will happen to you by the fire. Two people and00:33:19
one00:33:23
woman were sitting calmly, calmly, now let’s00:33:25
disperse00:33:27
such images, oh, the rhizomes of herbs stretch across the sky,00:33:33
but this is not even onasha SSD00:33:37
here. the Australian kangaroo has a00:33:41
pocket on its stomach to hide there in00:33:44
times00:33:45
of danger can you imagine this00:33:48
picture sucks itself in00:33:52
[applause]00:33:55
Kangu00:33:59
yosh toad and swallow yosh toad and swallow00:34:02
help the gardener eat00:34:08
insects he took the horse by the horns00:34:12
one instead instead of metal00:34:16
erosion wrote How he understood a metal00:34:18
erection Well, I understand, it interjects00:34:21
more strongly, Vladimir’s mother had 1000:34:25
sons and they were all00:34:29
well done Vladimir, there wasn’t a single girl among his00:34:31
sons00:34:33
War and Peace, that’s an obscene00:34:36
work, Prince Myshkin had00:34:39
attacks of00:34:47
hair removal Myshkin didn’t know what his principles were.00:34:59
uh, quote, she00:35:03
took off her bra from her chest, first, then her00:35:07
panties, you're a fool. You put panties on your chest, you00:35:10
can tell me, but it's00:35:14
better not to write essays on literature, really. Well, don't00:35:17
spoil the classics like that. Andrei Balonsky00:35:21
invited Natasha Rostova to the waltz tour.00:35:24
How beautiful, good, and then super. took00:35:28
her by the00:35:30
pelvis Well, she usually goes to the ball with a pelvis00:35:34
and let her go in a00:35:41
circle, but you know, this is what00:35:46
disgusts me most of all from the influence that00:35:50
the West has on us, many Parents00:35:52
decided that now it is necessary to00:35:54
not only teach in school according to the Western system Also, at00:35:56
home, don’t forbid anything for the children; a00:36:00
young mother is traveling on the train with her00:36:04
son, and he keeps kicking the granny00:36:06
sitting opposite her with her feet. The granny says,00:36:09
stop it, boy, but he doesn’t stop; In the00:36:16
Western system, I don’t forbid00:36:17
my son from doing anything, well, we00:36:19
still have normal guys in Russia, the00:36:22
sidekick got up from the seat next to him, the boy00:36:27
stuck chewing gum from his mouth on his mother’s forehead,00:36:28
he told me, too, my parents didn’t00:36:31
forbid anything from doing00:36:35
anything in Russia, I understand why young people began to00:36:38
come to my concerts. Business the fact that I00:36:40
opened00:36:41
blogs in almost all networks, you know,00:36:44
I have VKontakte and I’m on LiveJournal00:36:45
and in Journal and in soap I’m not only in00:36:49
Odnoklassniki but it would be completely crap00:36:51
I’ll honestly tell you about in the topic people00:36:54
hear the back rows react they are from00:36:57
Odnoklassniki, they are all sitting there about you hear00:37:00
reacting again and then I need my00:37:02
classmates00:37:05
classmates Well, okay, well, I was wrong,00:37:09
well, I studied at00:37:11
school in Riga and you know, Riga journalists00:37:15
conducted a survey in Riga who studied with the00:37:17
perky one in the same class About00:37:19
2503 people and these are only those who00:37:23
sat with me on the same desk, this would be steam,00:37:27
such an embankment of the Moscow River Yes, I really00:37:31
respect the Internet, I understand that many at00:37:34
my age say this is a disgrace, this is00:37:36
not a disgrace on the Internet, there are a lot of00:37:38
smart people grazing, people with untapped00:37:41
potential who trample on each00:37:43
other paths got to know each other And00:37:46
these people are interesting to me, I learned a lot of00:37:48
interesting things thanks to the Internet, and at the00:37:51
same time, of course, I met00:37:53
a lot of young people, you know, they00:37:55
gave me an interesting compliment in the00:37:59
city of Kurgan I know there are young people here,00:38:01
so I have to say that the city is a00:38:02
city such a Kurgan, young people are not very00:38:05
good with geography Well, they are generally not00:38:06
very good at all, uh, for many, the bridge, as00:38:10
I say, is virgin,00:38:11
they have never used it. Why are there other organs,00:38:14
so Kurgan - in the Urals, for the right to00:38:17
the right after the Urals you have to turn the00:38:20
corner there is a city populated by people for00:38:25
one simple reason, there is no oil, gas,00:38:27
oil or gas, that is, there are decent people00:38:30
living, they need to work in order to live well,00:38:33
officials generally fly past this00:38:34
city, they don’t notice it, so I went00:38:36
there for a performance, this was in the fall,00:38:38
and this an important moment in the same week in00:38:42
Kurgan, he spoke Sorry, Stas00:38:44
Mikhailov is already laughing, you know,00:38:47
it’s interesting that there are words that are funny in00:38:49
themselves. The phrase Stas Mikhailo00:38:52
causes laughter in the hall. I understand that people00:38:55
usually laugh at a distance in front of intelligent people. I did00:38:58
n’t mean to offend you. No, I meant00:39:00
elders and not everyone knows who Stas00:39:03
Mikhailov is, now I’ll explain to intelligent00:39:06
[music]00:39:08
people. Now I’m not that’s why I00:39:11
thought about how to00:39:12
explain. I didn’t know who it was either, but00:39:16
when the organizers of my concert came to me backstage,00:39:18
they were organizing a00:39:20
Stas Mikhailov concert. they told me a00:39:21
wonderful phrase They say We00:39:23
respect you So now I say why all of a sudden00:39:25
That is, you didn’t respect me before that00:39:27
suddenly neither Tony nor Tony came to you, they00:39:29
say you have the same audience as Stas00:39:34
Mikhailov I didn’t even think that I would live00:39:36
before such a compliment in life, of course I00:39:39
went to YouTube to watch Stas Mikhailo00:39:41
Well, I watched the song for 10 minutes, I don’t know, about00:39:43
30 minutes, I couldn’t stand it anymore because00:39:45
I had the feeling that he was singing the00:39:47
same song That’s the first part, you’re00:39:49
the second without me Without you, I don’t00:39:52
want a woman so much that I00:39:54
like all this.00:39:59
Well, since you react to it like that, I00:40:01
have to say that I’m peas with an even more00:40:04
powerful compliment in Belarus, I was00:40:07
told that you have the same viewer with00:40:09
Lapis00:40:10
Trubetskoy, intelligent people are not a00:40:13
disease, it’s the name of the group is not00:40:15
herpes, it’s Lapis Well, and thanks to00:40:18
the Internet, I actually almost became proud00:40:20
because you know, for example, I’m in a live journal, that’s00:40:23
why I need a live journal, well,00:40:25
first of all, it obliges you to have smart thoughts,00:40:28
let’s put it this way and I want to share00:40:30
some observations related to the00:40:32
history of the Russian language, but I can’t do00:40:34
everything on you like this, people came and00:40:36
paid the money, there must be a pure laugh,00:40:38
and here I’ll start loading you up. No,00:40:41
of course, a little homeopathic doses.00:40:43
And there you can00:40:46
talk about what’s very dear to me00:40:49
thanks to the Internet in non-homeopathic doses. I found out that we have a00:40:51
lot of evil people like00:40:55
trolls, but not everyone knows what it is.00:40:57
This is such a worthless person who doesn’t00:41:00
know how to do anything, that’s why he’s the only one. I feel00:41:02
so sorry for the only pleasure a00:41:04
Troll has in life is to00:41:07
tell someone how poor they live, this is00:41:10
the way practically to suicide and And you know,00:41:14
sometimes I00:41:16
unblock it to read 20 pages, it takes00:41:18
30-40 minutes at least Well, rarely for 20 Well, it00:41:21
takes 10 Well, you have to read for 20 minutes00:41:24
at least 2 minutes per page00:41:26
placed after 40 seconds I get the00:41:29
first comment you00:41:31
[ music]00:41:34
idiot They call themselves bloggers not00:41:36
bloggers I call them evil and you know00:41:39
They [ __ ] under nicknames That's why they feel00:41:42
good on the Internet why they sit there00:41:45
day and night but because there they00:41:48
know everything about life They are brave They are brave they are00:41:51
beautiful they send out to his loved ones, not his00:41:53
own00:41:55
photographs, he receives in response a photograph of00:41:57
Marilyn Monroe, it is written that I am your Masha,00:42:00
let’s say there, and they live a virtual00:42:03
life and their happiness is virtual, they00:42:05
can insult anyone under their nickname,00:42:07
no one knows who it is. And to insult and00:42:09
put an emoticon in Russian Here I00:42:12
like this he swore and put a smiley face on00:42:15
That's why they graze there day and00:42:17
night yes Because if they go out into00:42:19
the street and say what they say There00:42:22
they won't have time to put a smiley face on it, they'll give it to them00:42:28
right away But besides of course the trolls there are a00:42:32
lot of smart people and here’s an00:42:35
interesting observation, you know, even it’s00:42:37
reassuring, I would say, but the post is00:42:41
about Rurik about how00:42:44
Russia was organized about the depths of the history00:42:46
of Russia You know, there is such a block in the live journal00:42:49
prostitute00:42:52
CT intelligent people don’t know everything in the00:42:56
top Sorry for this expression but it’s00:42:58
already everyone knows This is a list of the best00:42:59
materials of the best posts of the day and now the00:43:03
prostitute is always ahead She is one of the00:43:07
most popular I00:43:10
sometimes, with the history of Russia, was ahead of00:43:13
the prostitute00:43:15
Kat you understand what incredible successes I have achieved00:43:19
for this sake I00:43:21
would put it aside00:43:25
TM00:43:26
Engineering University I did not study Russian very well00:43:29
language at school, but even I00:43:31
just wrote the word00:43:35
together, you think it’s an accident, not in00:43:39
five letters00:43:41
it’s Hello in seven in seven letters00:43:45
Hello through with00:43:48
Hello I have a feeling that00:43:51
these young people00:43:52
received certificates with errors, the same word00:43:56
now five people wrote through and00:43:59
now nine people solution through And00:44:04
request three through the letter z00:44:09
request Sorry,00:44:13
is it 60% of young people write00:44:18
Sorry innocent people separately00:44:21
because together many write you imagine00:44:25
and the word would be together Have you ever seen00:44:28
written if it weren’t for00:44:31
this Monster wouldn’t be for this00:44:36
scare the children before bed, you won’t fall asleep, it wouldn’t come to you00:44:41
and suddenly out of nowhere,00:44:44
also in one word you have to write in general,00:44:49
Empress Catherine I was considered the record holder for illiteracy in Russia, but she00:44:52
really was a Livonian00:44:53
prostitute and she can be forgiven for having TH00:44:56
letters in a decent word. she made four00:44:59
mistakes, she wrote00:45:04
ich in the mail that I received, this record00:45:07
was broken by one Vakha, she wrote the word00:45:09
in general as follows, I read it slowly00:45:12
so that it was00:45:14
clear in the00:45:20
warhead dash, I don’t even know how to count00:45:23
the number of00:45:24
mistakes, I was00:45:28
also pleased the guy wrote incense instead of incense,00:45:32
and he wasn’t joking because00:45:35
he tried to insult me with this word There00:45:38
was also a gift for me in the letter, bringing each other together00:45:58
Well, the00:46:01
word with the letter e broke all records,00:46:07
surgeon, I wrote immediately to the author of this00:46:10
letter Well done, at least he wrote00:46:13
these words inseparably, this word00:46:17
together, I didn’t answer them, I’m really00:46:20
not offended Well, they sincerely wrote letters to them00:46:23
because they were insincere. It would be00:46:24
impossible to insult me like that, but I didn’t00:46:28
answer them and they somehow began to subside. After 300:46:31
months, in general, all this hatred among them has00:46:33
cooled down. And I can’t live without them anymore.00:46:37
I’m00:46:42
bored. collected all these errors, wrote them down and00:46:46
sent them to the forum for one there and the second00:46:50
wave00:46:52
again they hung up posters on me, they didn’t care, they00:46:58
released toilet paper with my00:47:01
image. Can you imagine,00:47:04
tell me, you understand that it’s easy for me to live00:47:07
and it’s hard for them, they’ve had 6 months of hatred for00:47:12
one person for half the city Well, it’s hard for anyone00:47:15
to live, of course, poor fellows with a slavish00:47:16
mentality, even But now it will be on00:47:18
television, they will sue me again, they will sue me00:47:21
longer,00:47:24
they will give me a spanking after that, well, what can I00:47:28
tell you after the second00:47:31
wave of such hatred came to life towards00:47:35
me, they also began to send me letters, one00:47:39
writes me literate after00:47:43
2m Well, one00:47:46
just really broke all the records I’m00:47:49
not like that he writes the first letter Sorry00:47:52
p I’m not that00:47:54
illiterate00:47:57
I also wrote to him Well done that the second00:47:59
letter is e and not00:48:02
and still there is still00:48:06
hope that you have something good in00:48:09
life00:48:11
you will know, of course, this phenomenon is not00:48:14
only in Vladivostok, it is throughout all of00:48:16
Russia Youth illiteracy It’s00:48:18
amazing how we got00:48:22
60% of young people, I would say that from a00:48:25
virgin00:48:26
mind, they have never used00:48:29
the brain I mean because there are00:48:32
other organs for their00:48:34
use and once again I say that I have00:48:38
no complaints about them But But it’s00:48:42
a shame for the state because this is the result of the00:48:44
Western00:48:46
education reform, the Unified State Exam is what was introduced This is00:48:50
test training And nothing can00:48:53
be done to complain to no one uh to the00:48:56
Ministry of Education how many00:48:57
sensible people write they don’t00:49:00
respond to the letters because a00:49:02
sect of witnesses to the Unified State Examination has settled in the Ministry of Education of Russia. All that00:49:12
remains is for all the peoples00:49:16
to stand in a round dance around the fire and in unison the00:49:20
whole country tell them the Unified State Examination, your00:49:24
mother, there is no other way out, poor00:49:30
teachers, you know, there are still00:49:33
teachers of Soviet education in schools who00:49:36
love talk to the students, they are00:49:37
confused, they don’t know what to do, they ca00:49:39
n’t complain, they write00:49:41
letters of complaints, it’s not sad to look at a country00:49:45
in which there is no one to complain to except00:49:47
satire, but they send from00:49:52
Sonic00:49:54
e blame for what if Anna Karenina in an00:49:58
adapted version is offered to them00:50:01
for reading 11 pages 11 War and Peace 1700:50:07
is a heavy book big Hamlet00:50:11
pages miniature for com CL Godfather the shadow00:50:15
stood up with the skull of Yorick Razgo00:50:20
miniature Well,00:50:22
Ireu Abitu MSU teacher00:50:27
asks Tell me where the00:50:32
beginning of Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace00:50:35
says so in the00:50:37
hairdresser why Well, like Anna00:50:46
Pavlovna's salon though If only we could find out what00:50:50
happened as a result of the Western00:50:52
education reform in Latvia in Estonia How it00:50:54
fell00:50:57
Latvians in their teens00:51:01
asked who won the last war,00:51:03
they ate a pumpkin and answered Tell us who00:51:06
fought We00:51:08
[music] we’ll00:51:10
guess from our girl Well, why00:51:14
be surprised too our00:51:16
graduate was asked why she was strangled, but it’s really00:51:24
hard to00:51:26
argue for the throat00:51:30
somehow, but here are quotes from the essay that00:51:33
teachers send me This is from the essay of00:51:36
excellent students of the Unified State Examination Barclay de00:51:41
Tolik mortgage00:51:44
loan Beethoven composed good music,00:51:48
well, not bad00:51:50
Despite the fact00:51:53
that he whether chrome00:51:59
Yes deaf This is between us and the blind and00:52:04
images What kind of Russian people love images00:52:06
But when there is no education these are horror stories00:52:09
bats flew like a wedge to the00:52:15
south all things were brought to an end Caesar and00:52:19
[music]00:52:24
moir00:52:26
NN Cruz tamed the old00:52:30
goat I00:52:33
don’t want to read the works anymore and00:52:36
in order to survive I took care of the cat of this00:52:41
goat, excellent students of the EG, you understand Western00:52:45
education reform Well, I apologize,00:52:48
but I00:52:49
forbid, M this is on00:52:54
Nosta there Forgive me, God, they are hatching baby00:52:58
squirrels on their00:53:02
[music]00:53:05
eggs Tell these people it will be easy to00:53:09
live if they think that they are squirrels there are00:53:12
baby squirrels hatching in the trees. I’m not00:53:15
continuing the whole phrase: something is better among young people00:53:18
than our generation, something00:53:20
is better among us, I’m talking about their shortcomings now, but00:53:22
with love, so they understand that they00:53:24
can come to my concerts, so00:53:27
they send00:53:29
text messages to fight00:53:55
and I can wait for the elevator as long as I want00:53:58
because I have something to think about about the00:54:00
eternal. And he has nothing to think about. His00:54:03
hand started shaking. After 1500:54:06
seconds, his whole body went into Parkinson’s. His00:54:08
fly is shaking, as if he didn’t reach it. Do00:54:12
you know what a young man does00:54:14
when he has nothing to think about and in general00:54:16
he has nothing to think about all the time he00:54:19
takes out his mobile phone have you ever seen how the00:54:22
older generation sits at the table with00:54:24
their children oh Pay attention, you00:54:27
will remember my observation the elders sit00:54:30
from 40 to 50 years old who they are they00:54:33
tell jokes, they toast, they laugh, they00:54:36
sing songs between them, the children are sitting between them, the00:54:42
wicked ones are so real, even00:54:48
the husband pushes his wife, they say, ours00:54:51
too, and everything and everyone from the mobile, these00:54:57
songs are buttons like that, you know the generation of00:55:00
diapers and the00:55:03
button, by the way, really prove00:55:06
that a person develops over time an00:55:08
organ that a person00:55:10
has been using for generations in 100 years, this finger00:55:13
will be like this. This is up to the knee and so deftly, on00:55:16
returning to the00:55:19
elevator, I stand at00:55:21
the elevator and he takes out his mobile phone. Of course, I’m00:55:26
thinking about the eternal and he takes out his mobile phone,00:55:29
naturally he wants to send a text message, I00:55:31
did something bad, I looked in00:55:33
through prich That’s what he’s doing on the essay, why ca00:55:36
n’t he live without it now, well, I’m00:55:38
very interested, there’s this00:55:40
satirist writer Zadornov He often asks Are you00:55:41
ready, he’s right You’re ready, he’s forcibly00:55:45
ready Well, why haven’t you00:55:54
been there for a long time? answer00:55:56
I waited looking over my shoulder ready for an00:55:59
answer I’m okay You00:56:02
that this is very important in their00:56:06
life poor fellows This is what I call esso00:56:10
thinking like that Yes but at the same time they00:56:13
were really interested in nature00:56:15
and I explained to them the main thing at the cleanup day00:56:18
there are the laws of nature and there are00:56:21
legal laws If you want to be00:56:23
happy knowing the laws of nature And if you00:56:27
want not to be imprisoned00:56:29
legal laws This is the difference today00:56:32
education takes away from a person00:56:34
the feeling of nature and in this is the misfortune00:56:36
and virtual happiness of young people00:56:39
today, but they entered the topic, the00:56:42
name is I’m already approaching towards the end, our00:56:46
subbotnik says Come with us into the00:56:48
bushes, not in the wrong00:56:51
sense, we will show you something. What00:56:53
I saw even surprised me.00:56:56
Although I have been living in00:57:01
the world for 90 years. I00:57:03
was joking. Well, no, my plastic is good. And00:57:07
And in the bushes, you know, I I saw everything,00:57:09
jars, bottles, I say again, syringes,00:57:11
all of this is clear, cigarette butts, morels, everything is clear,00:57:14
but for example, in this00:57:17
forest on the bushes, socks and panties. Tell me,00:57:22
really Slavs.00:57:26
Let's take men's panties on the bushes, here are women's00:57:30
ones. It's clear that the woman left without panties,00:57:33
but like a man left the forest without cowards could have left.00:57:37
Tell me, I don’t understand00:57:40
this process, but when they called me, look,00:57:44
Uncle Misha, I realized that it was not in vain that I carried out the00:57:47
subbotnik toilet in the bush00:57:51
[applause] there are00:57:53
toilets in the bushes and I00:57:57
was stunned because for me it’s really00:58:01
illogical, it’s not connected but but all the00:58:05
same, who dragged him here? What is this? It’s 300:58:09
km from the road to the nearest one. If you wanted to00:58:12
get rid of it, you could have done this earlier,00:58:14
or this, or this neo-paganism,00:58:18
some kind of toilet worship is00:58:21
happening in this clearing in the bushes and I was00:58:24
a little stunned and And these00:58:27
perceive it normally They took out photos of the young people and00:58:30
started taking photos of this toilet. And the00:58:34
main thing for them is to take a photo and post it on the Internet,00:58:36
then you know, another friend of mine is00:58:38
also an ex-classmate, but for me, my00:58:40
ex-classmates are not through the network. And00:58:43
so, when we meet, they throw off all the funny00:58:45
stories that happen to them, she is00:58:48
already a grandmother I climbed onto the balcony to wash the window00:58:51
and can’t get down, but my grandson doesn’t want00:58:53
to help, he takes00:58:56
pictures, he says, well, fall,00:59:00
fall, says the grandson. Are you like a grandma if00:59:03
you fall, you’ll be funnier somehow you’ll00:59:06
be successful on the Internet in general, this is a00:59:08
monstrous phenomenon, people have stopped00:59:10
helping each other, the main thing is to take a photo and00:59:12
post it on the Internet They don’t know00:59:14
that according to the law of nature they will have00:59:16
trouble after this Because00:59:18
everything comes back to everyone and I00:59:19
ask them these young people who have00:59:21
no problems I don’t understand how the toilet00:59:23
ended up here and these have no problems They00:59:26
say they were thrown out of an00:59:29
airplane And how he got over the plane00:59:33
was that the man with the toilet00:59:35
went on the plane or he threw the plane00:59:39
toilet00:59:40
out of there. Well, what can I tell you, young people are very00:59:45
capable and talented, but they have no clues for00:59:48
Manuk,00:59:49
education doesn’t00:59:53
do this, they are confused today, they don’t know what to00:59:56
teach them, but this clip thinking00:59:58
matures in them, you know, among young people, there are a01:00:02
lot of talented young01:00:03
satirical comedians, you see01:00:05
satirical programs. Many of them are01:00:07
very witty, we see witty01:00:09
people in the Comedy Club, but not one of01:00:14
them has written a story yet, no one01:00:17
can talk about I don’t say a story, I don’t01:00:19
say a novel, a miniature they can’t write their01:00:21
thoughts No, they can gurgle reprises and01:00:24
that01:00:26
’s it, Paris Hilton is a very interesting01:00:28
transfer, the speed of Urgant’s thinking is many01:00:32
megabytes, the01:00:34
speed of thinking of Urgant’s processor01:00:38
is wonderful, but one guy of our01:00:42
generation came, they don’t even speak a word they knew where to01:00:45
insert01:00:53
Zhirinovsky and Zhirinovsky, our generation,01:00:56
his thought is endless, like01:00:59
the universe, he spoke spoke spoke01:01:02
spoke tsika tried to gurgle, didn’t get any food,01:01:04
even left altogether, and Zhirinovsky01:01:07
spoke said said01:01:09
nasty things goodbye and left, he didn’t even give them01:01:12
goodbye to01:01:13
tell him Now I I want to tell my01:01:16
opinion to the youth Yes, she really is a01:01:18
very method, no doubt But there is one thing, but01:01:22
how did it happen that they lost01:01:24
knowledge overnight, after all, I considered01:01:28
myself not very educated at one time,01:01:30
but against the background of today’s youth, I01:01:32
re-reviewed01:01:37
instead of an A for one incorrectly01:01:39
given comma And what01:01:42
happened to education today, no one01:01:43
pays attention to what happened in the01:01:45
West for education reform in the01:01:47
Western image01:01:53
Prim fursil he he really does01:01:59
This is a crime that they commit but01:02:01
they say It should be like in the West What01:02:04
does it mean in the West in the same America about01:02:06
which if I don’t say It seems like you shouldn’t01:02:08
have come to my01:02:10
concert in the first place 60% of young people think about the01:02:14
issue that the Statue of Liberty is holding an01:02:17
ice cream cone from01:02:23
McDonald’s in her hands and this is about paraffin01:02:27
herd of zombies Why do you need a bad01:02:30
education The worse the education in01:02:32
the country the more the guarantee of democracy in the Republic of Lithuania is01:02:36
raised, the01:02:37
main thing is that they believe that they will choose their uncle and01:02:41
everything will be fine, so very01:02:44
educated people are not needed and, unfortunately,01:02:47
they achieved their goal, legged itel jester in the01:02:53
yard of the village sect witnesses of his01:02:58
ov succeeded only I name those who are for the01:03:01
Unified State Exam his uncle That’s the curse of the Unified State Exam [ __ ],01:03:05
I didn’t achieve more than that only01:03:08
in the fight against the Unified State Exam Well, how does the hardware01:03:10
take the exam, a conversation with a living01:03:13
person was replaced with a computer, as01:03:16
a result, young people can’t01:03:18
tell a movie, you tried01:03:20
asking Moldova Tell me the movie, he says Here01:03:22
it is and then01:03:24
XXX oh my01:03:27
here they don’t have a01:03:45
connector with and at the end z01:03:49
here and this is not Albanian now01:03:52
they write separately01:03:55
the color glasses here one wrote01:03:59
budu in the word borscht you can make four mistakes01:04:03
But I received a letter in it with a01:04:06
soft sign written through n01:04:11
and a surgeon through e as you01:04:16
like I say Well, at least01:04:18
inseparably written Well done01:04:22
I drink from the youth01:04:26
my friends I swear to you almost no one01:04:29
is literate what is the comma What are you01:04:32
talking about a man by calculation a man01:04:34
by dsch and calculation by01:04:36
dsch I only say pepper to such a person01:04:39
Well, can you imagine according to calculation01:04:42
two he says horror there one thing01:04:45
[music]01:04:46
there and This is not the Albanian language Albanian01:04:51
is a joke and this is just01:04:53
illiteracy everyone takes exams they all01:04:56
have diplomas My God how will they live with01:04:58
swear words with mistakes This is generally terrible This is01:05:03
holy trash is01:05:05
impossible How it’s possible in a word of three,01:05:08
that’s why they don’t write anything on the fence now01:05:10
because they don’t know how to spell the01:05:15
exact word And this word together they still01:05:19
love young people to write words together Oh, they01:05:21
turn out to be such monsters, imagine that’s01:05:23
nano, just don’t remember together it was01:05:26
written in whatever you it didn’t01:05:29
get up it’s such a Monster will come so that it does01:05:33
n’t get up together with whatever it is It’s the01:05:36
two of them01:05:39
at Well, it’s a pity I sometimes think But how01:05:44
will they live, that’s because the01:05:49
better the education, the sooner the lot to live01:05:53
their life They don’t know how to be happy their school doesn’t01:05:56
teaches this Why don’t they know nature?01:05:58
There is such an ancient saying that doctors treat,01:06:01
and only nature heals; nature gives a01:06:04
person joy and what we call01:06:06
happiness, the laws of nature, if01:06:09
you live, you can become happy. And according to01:06:11
legal laws, so that you don’t go to01:06:13
jail. Unfortunately, they don’t teach this.01:06:16
what is most important is the01:06:19
legal law as a result they are in the forest without a01:06:22
flash drive behind without a GPS navigator01:06:37
lost to play preference in checkers they don’t01:06:41
know how to play table tennis they don’t01:06:43
know how to play I was warming up at a young age to01:06:45
play for money01:06:47
right hand was warming up left hand01:06:50
they wanted to play with me I beat the right one after01:06:52
that, but we knew how to play in the rest houses01:06:55
They don’t know how to do anything, they come to01:06:56
the company and immediately sit down at the mouse and01:06:59
snatch the mouse from each other, their muscles are01:07:01
pumped up with mice,01:07:02
e mouse fornication sy That’s01:07:07
me, they They communicate with each other using01:07:12
Skye, I don’t know at all, this is what kind of01:07:14
potency do you have to have to like a01:07:17
woman through a webcam?01:07:20
It’s my wife, it seems like nothing. Well,01:07:24
when I saw her through the webcam, I did01:07:27
n’t even know that she looked like that. Maybe01:07:29
I’m saying that I started laughing She01:07:33
says what I'm saying Yes, you can't01:07:35
imagine what you look like now01:07:36
through She says You should look at yourself01:07:38
Now through01:07:40
VKA I ha Then I see someone through the01:07:43
webcam I have a feeling that I01:07:44
remember my mother's kettle in the kitchen as a01:07:46
child so01:07:48
such a reflection in this teapot will come,01:07:52
such poor young people will go to the forest they do01:07:56
n’t know anything they don’t know the difference between a01:07:58
plantain and a fern they don’t know the01:08:01
difference between a wolfberry and a blueberry01:08:04
if a friend gets a nosebleed they01:08:06
will put a tourniquet on his01:08:10
neck That’s why they are afraid That’s why they are01:08:13
on the computer only there on the Internet They01:08:17
know everything because they are01:08:20
afraid of life there are Russian words for a complex01:08:24
among the Slavs that they decided that it was not cool01:08:26
to speak Russian But Russian words01:08:30
they tremble they saturate a01:08:34
person’s energy scientists told me what he01:08:37
tells the01:08:39
youth And I say to the scientist, you better01:08:41
make a remark as a ruler, otherwise01:08:43
the rulers now say on TV many01:08:45
times over this word is a freak Or01:08:49
they say in the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Ministry of Internal Affairs - this is already01:08:51
the Ministry in the Ministry of Internal Affairs01:08:54
this is the Armed Forces, the same as in a corrupt01:08:59
prostitute, just like saying a01:09:01
pedestrian crossing no one pays01:09:03
attention And what01:09:07
to overwhelm the whole country says I’m sorry I’m01:09:09
sorry you can’t say I’m01:09:12
sorry means I’m excusing myself, that01:09:15
is, I’m apologizing And he can punch you in the face01:09:17
because he’s already changed himself from above,01:09:20
they can remember01:09:22
this Zin changed and accepted the reform in01:09:26
the reform now you can say it's coffee01:09:28
the truth is the coffee that makes it it01:09:30
it I understand but if coffee it then and01:09:33
fursin01:09:38
it the announcers have become ite01:09:41
says incorrectly the announcer sha speaks on television01:09:43
I wear one clip a clip you can't01:09:46
wear one clip is the plural01:09:48
if you wear one clip on one day wear one pair of01:09:50
jeans and one point, you understand,01:09:56
of course, no one teaches this to young people,01:09:58
but the scientists attacked me saying that he01:10:01
explains incorrectly, I say01:10:04
the word Revenge means in Russian it01:10:06
eats me and if you take revenge on someone,01:10:10
it will come back one word as advice01:10:13
as a commandment and envy is dependence01:10:18
You will envy in dependence you will01:10:19
live but hate not to see behind your eyes01:10:24
Russian words reveal the meaning of01:10:26
human life how to live in Western words of01:10:29
this disclosure No you cannot go deeper into the01:10:32
root of the word not into the root into the nest of the word01:10:36
But look fidelity and jealousy, on the contrary, are the same and the01:10:39
same letters, brilliant language Vera01:10:42
Vera, read the roar back, that is, you will01:10:45
believe, you will not roar, but you will get pride,01:10:48
you will live in pride, you will01:10:50
get grief, and grief, sin and grief alone01:10:55
sound the same, that is, you will01:10:57
sin, grief will not be a mine, and pride will01:11:00
put a grief melon in you01:11:04
this is the Russian language - these commandments do not need to be01:11:07
formulated as in the Western01:11:09
sentence, one word adultery01:11:11
fell in love, you01:11:13
guy understand what happened,01:11:17
education practically broke down and01:11:20
I recently was very pleased with one01:11:22
call. They called me from the Ministry of01:11:24
Education and said you are criticizing us.01:11:27
I say sorry, I’m not criticizing you. I01:11:28
told you that I was disrespecting you. That’s why we want to01:11:31
invite you to share01:11:33
your observations. I say, well,01:11:35
the concert01:11:36
suits you, but the fact is that people01:11:40
write to me and complain, I’ve talked about this more than once01:11:42
to the Kremlin, it’s useless to complain, I01:11:44
talked about it. And what’s in the Ministry I call them a01:11:47
disgrace that there is a sect of witnesses of him01:11:50
settled in by an egoist eating EG their mother01:11:55
and and suddenly they01:11:57
call me you know I01:12:00
met hopes appeared that we came01:12:03
up with we came up with the following you know01:12:05
I tell them when I start telling them this01:12:07
They don’t believe They think that I01:12:09
came up with it and I tell them, let’s do01:12:11
the following, let’s organize a website and01:12:13
let everyone from all over Russia write about01:12:17
stupid things they’ve seen and heard in01:12:20
high schools in universities, so let your01:12:23
website write it. We decided to organize01:12:25
such a website. And at the beginning I’ll publish there01:12:28
what I’ve01:12:31
collected will be called encyclopedia01:12:33
of All-Russian stupidity Therefore, if01:12:34
you have examples, send them, they should01:12:37
know about what is happening in the country, a01:12:39
geography teacher wrote to me,01:12:41
asked a schoolgirl to show01:12:43
Lake Peipsi on the map, she started looking for it in01:12:46
Chukotka, then he asked who the Chuks were for01:12:49
in the01:12:52
Battle of the Reds on the Ice or for the01:12:54
whites she answered me I don’t know I don’t01:13:00
watch the KHL the man wrote I work in the office01:13:02
during a break I read aloud the01:13:04
broadcast schedule of football matches01:13:07
Bosnia and Herzegovina and Brazil the girl01:13:10
colleague Ani that the three of them will play at once01:13:14
Sakhalin received a letter called the01:13:17
Ministry of Defense in Russia and there is01:13:18
a manager sitting They all01:13:20
want01:13:21
to become managers, the country is all about01:13:25
managers manager - this is a person of01:13:28
unconventional professional01:13:30
orientation was a wonderful Russian word01:13:34
Nika the whole country is in nicknames today01:13:37
Lieutenant Major called the Ministry of01:13:40
Defense about the salary, she asks01:13:42
you who Call She says Lieutenant01:13:43
Major he says you will decide first01:13:45
who did you01:13:46
call the woman came to do the Bank01:13:49
Transfer tells me to transfer to England But01:13:52
this is the manager01:13:54
typing there on the keyboard in England01:13:55
says we don’t do transfer to01:13:57
England we don’t have an address so says And01:13:58
you What letter do you go to the letter and says01:14:00
so it’s the same Great Briton says you01:14:02
will decide where you want to01:14:03
transfer there or there another woman01:14:06
wrote that she came to change the zipper01:14:08
on her suit, the zipper is 70 cm and she01:14:11
measures it with a ruler and says 30 30 and 1001:14:14
meter01:14:16
10 she thought 60 cm in a01:14:22
meter right away people can’t you you can’t01:14:24
imagine what’s going on with our01:14:27
education, managers had a survey01:14:30
to name Elements of the periodic table01:14:33
Cobalt cuprum One said01:14:39
suck it, well, it’s hard to believe exams in01:14:43
Gitis ask a student Tell me What is the01:14:46
difference between the Bolshoi Theater and the Maly Theater answer01:14:48
size Yes and it’s hard to argue honestly01:14:50
Who wrote the play Romeo Juliet01:14:53
applicant01:14:55
Hamlet question to a second-year student01:14:58
what can you say about the World of Ice it seems01:15:00
this is some kind of rare01:15:02
insect Stalin could not destroy the01:15:05
memory of the World of Ice it turned out that it was not01:15:07
Stalin who was needed, but Fursenko01:15:09
who is depicted on the 100 dollar bill01:15:12
answer01:15:14
Kutuzov What do you know about Napoleon from him01:15:16
there was such a trio01:15:22
in01:15:24
Russia potatoes carrots01:15:27
correctly of course fossils But what about01:15:30
Yak Well Pushkin studied at an01:15:34
agricultural01:15:36
technical school to him the teacher tells the01:15:38
Tsarskoye Selo person What's the difference about the World Cup I01:15:42
was traveling on a train compartment such an extended01:15:46
comfortable one I'm watching a movie suddenly the next door01:15:48
Coupe is also comfortable someone enters and how it01:15:50
hits you with heavy rock and I want01:15:54
the film to end I want to sleep already 2:0001:15:56
am and there is such a heavy horn rushing I01:15:59
went to the conductor I say Tell me01:16:02
who is coming from where are those heavy rock01:16:05
she says This is the local01:16:10
Lord I say this is heavy what a rock01:16:13
Master She says he’s01:16:16
young you understand that I couldn’t help but01:16:18
go into this compartment I knocked it opened for me01:16:21
Master A real boy is worth such a cross01:16:25
to kill You can defend yourself There are for protection01:16:28
underpants chest hairy says those01:16:33
that don’t recognize me those that I say I’m01:16:36
proud of This phrase speaking Vladyka, you01:16:38
couldn’t pray with01:16:46
headphones on, he recognized me01:16:49
[applause]01:16:52
so01:16:54
come in Let’s have a drink I say Vladyka Sorry,01:16:58
I’m at the post I’m Vladyka I say he’s talking01:17:02
to me and on the way it’s okay01:17:04
Let’s have a drink He01:17:06
started telling me stories like that Well Normal01:17:09
normal a modern man he01:17:12
tells me What do you want What do you want I01:17:15
have to be modern otherwise the youth01:17:17
won’t come and the flock is needed in the church So I01:17:20
listen to their music otherwise one came to me01:17:24
as you like to say This is what he01:17:26
tells me Modka And then the phrase He01:17:29
can’t speak like we worldly people, but01:17:31
this is a brilliant image and Can you imagine, I’m01:17:34
looking at her, the wires of the deer are right up to the01:17:40
socket. The Russian people are brilliant, after all,01:17:43
they are01:17:45
talented and he says yu with mitna,01:17:49
the priest tells him where you have here ina satisfy01:17:53
my01:17:55
desires, he says sister satisfy my01:17:59
sorrows She says, father, to hell with01:18:01
your01:18:06
sorrows, you know I have complaints Not with01:18:08
children and not even with teachers, I have01:18:11
complaints today, and not even with officials, but01:18:13
with scientists, linguists, philologists, they don’t01:18:15
see anything what’s happening Why don’t they01:18:18
talk up there Why are they afraid and01:18:22
they are silent, they came at me saying that you are teaching01:18:25
children the wrong Russian, I am the01:18:26
wrong Russian language, what am I01:18:28
saying wrong if I want to instill in01:18:30
children a love for the Russian language and I speak01:18:32
Russian words, you change them to01:18:36
foreign ones, this should not be done,01:18:38
I tell the children, because when I am young01:18:40
the girl says I'm asking you who she01:18:41
says I'm a developer I say have you ever seen01:18:43
yourself in the mirror have you ever been a developer01:18:46
merchandiser they decided it was01:18:48
all cool when the banner in St. Petersburg above the01:18:53
street the banner says Welcome01:18:58
to when uh on the price tag it says Quadro01:19:02
sausage with01:19:03
cutlet this the monstrosity that01:19:06
they turned the Russian language into for littering, I01:19:08
talked about this a lot, they criticize me, but01:19:11
what they say at the top is illiterate No,01:19:14
they are afraid to criticize When our01:19:15
rulers speak, I apologize and the whole01:19:17
country began to say I’m sorry, I’m01:19:19
sorry, it’s illiterate to speak, you should01:19:21
speak, excuse me I apologize01:19:24
means I apologize to myself, that is, I01:19:27
said I’m sorry And you can punch me in the face01:19:29
because you’ve already01:19:37
apologized to yourself. The rulers don’t know how to01:19:40
say birthday, say birthday on a birthday, but they say01:19:46
I was at a birthday party on my birthday, and that’s without exception, that’s01:19:50
all the time when I’m alone one of our rulers01:19:52
speaks in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, this is01:19:54
illiterate; the Ministry in the Ministry of Internal Affairs already has a word;01:19:56
Ministry; Ministry of Internal Affairs; this is the Armed Forces;01:19:58
it is the same as a corrupt prostitute; this is the same thing;01:20:01
by the way,01:20:03
our ministers had a very precise surname; Golikova was full;01:20:06
Golikova was in medicine; and now the famine01:20:10
came when one of them said I01:20:14
wear one clip clips is01:20:17
plural one clip can not be worn there is no such01:20:19
word no clip if you wear one01:20:22
clip a day one jeans and one point01:20:24
and But they are afraid to make a remark they01:20:29
criticize me why Yes because they are01:20:30
rulers as a result our life is01:20:32
filled with illiteracy from there the fish01:20:35
rots from the head allowed to say coffee01:20:39
it they can’t remember at the top that01:20:41
Coffee is it Coffee is it really that01:20:43
coffee That it is often prepared But if it is01:20:46
coffee then Fursenko it01:20:51
and01:20:55
I told the employees of the Ministry of Education01:20:57
about our alphabet and I say from01:21:00
hand over the primer for children that which has01:21:03
always been in Russia They say, well, we have an01:21:06
alphabet alphabet abcd and the alphabet that01:21:09
we had is wisdom not ab cd each01:21:12
letter corresponds to the image A - this is the01:21:17
beginning of the basics and god If we read our01:21:21
alphabet pi our great-grandfathers, we can live without01:21:25
forgetting to the law of nature I know God,01:21:28
the verb good is life So until the end of the01:21:32
ABC and in last place I am in01:21:35
last place if the word love is01:21:37
deciphered using the images of this01:21:39
ABC it turns out people know God and01:21:43
when I tell the children this they like it they01:21:45
begin to decipher it You know I01:21:47
liked it that this idea was to the01:21:49
liking of the employee of the Ministry of Education01:21:51
and we should Prepare with them here is01:21:52
an ABC book, an ABC book that was in Russia.01:21:55
Maybe it was not in vain that I01:21:57
laughed at all this and I showed them those ABC books01:21:59
that are being published today, one of the01:22:01
ABC books, the letter m, your baby will be happy01:22:04
eat honey and01:22:05
marmalade stitch starting with the letter M eat01:22:09
everything there I'll pass everything but put semolina porridge01:22:12
in the01:22:13
bathroom Well, the child will01:22:17
grow up to be a fool Semolina porridge in the bathroom will01:22:21
give T slightly it will be01:22:25
clouds the author smoked01:22:27
seriously or he01:22:30
had LSD God what are they saying upstairs just01:22:34
recently one of our leaders01:22:36
said about the other he with one hand01:22:38
Says one thing to the other the other It’s good that they don’t use their01:22:41
feet to master budget funds,01:22:44
you can’t say they master This is01:22:46
appropriated in the dictionary given Although it’s01:22:48
correct That’s what I liked01:22:50
the title of the article in the newspapers Medvedev, after01:22:52
the rape, fired the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of01:22:56
Buryatia and no one to them doesn’t make any comments01:23:01
they have become attached to me they say I have an01:23:03
unscientific approach to the Russian language what am I01:23:06
saying here bad I understand why they are01:23:08
afraid of literacy in the country Why do they01:23:11
need illiteracy because then it01:23:13
will be clear that our rulers are01:23:14
illiterate, moreover, the illiterate01:23:17
population is a guarantee of01:23:18
democracy Then then no one doesn’t understand01:23:22
Why go to the ballot box doesn’t understand at all that the01:23:24
ballot box is a bad word the ballot box is a trash can01:23:27
in general all words are connected with the choice01:23:29
monstrous01:23:31
ballot box01:23:33
voting this is an owl in the naked form01:23:39
this used to be the district committee Rice regiment heaven01:23:45
now01:23:48
the administration We have a very capable young01:23:50
yin image there is such a layer young people have a01:23:53
brain that is absolutely pure of knowledge,01:23:57
yes, this is such a white sheet of paper, and01:24:03
especially these girls who01:24:04
go to nightclubs, they are like this, I don’t01:24:07
know. They told me this and they are01:24:11
like this, you know, such a girl is like this, a dumpling,01:24:15
and the brain is like a dumpling like this I would01:24:18
even say that such a virgin brain01:24:20
has never used it at all. Well,01:24:22
why actually have other organs?01:24:24
Why bother your01:24:26
brain when they are included in a discussion01:24:29
or on a forum? It’s expensive to read. Well,01:24:32
first of all, if you go on the01:24:35
Internet, I read this there - the first01:24:38
one of these here from the brain dumplings01:24:42
that someone actually said on some01:24:45
forum that Stalin - This is the mayor of Russia was01:24:49
the Mausoleum - this is the booth from which01:24:51
Lenin looked out during Soviet01:24:54
power, now the pure generation is growing up01:24:59
wonderful Oh, and this is even scary01:25:01
to say and maud zdu maud01:25:04
zdu I was offended by maud Zena’s father Kostya01:25:08
Ju But what else can I01:25:11
tell you, I thought that I had a lot of01:25:14
friends and young people thanks to01:25:16
the Internet, they trodden a path to01:25:18
many interesting groups on the01:25:21
Internet and One day this is what I thought about01:25:23
but it would be nice to see them, after all, I01:25:26
came up with such an enticement for everyone Let's01:25:28
hold a cleanup day I made such a call01:25:31
Well, what can I tell you You even fell silent01:25:34
from surprise And on the Internet many01:25:37
responded and01:25:40
agreed why I decided to hold a01:25:42
cleanup day first Well, first of all I wanted to01:25:45
see what the youth would do,01:25:46
to look at the young people themselves, The forester01:25:49
responded, he singled out a fragment of a forest in01:25:53
the Moscow region, 500 people came, 400 of them were01:25:58
young, very young,01:26:02
they were interested. First of all, they didn’t01:26:04
know what a subbotnik was.01:26:10
whether or not someone will carry the log01:26:13
if Lenin is not there In general, we have had01:26:16
graters for a long time before this, one wrote01:26:20
such apparently such glamor, you know, I can even01:26:23
hear her intonation in the letter, she writes01:26:26
How much does a ticket to the01:26:29
subbotnik cost? Well, I answered her that it depends where01:26:32
you want to get a ticket in a clearing in the01:26:34
VIP bushes under an elite tree under a super01:26:39
snag, but she realized that I was kidding, she01:26:42
disappeared, but her father really01:26:43
turned out to be an01:26:51
oil geophysicist,01:26:52
Nikita Sergeevich wrote him a text message,01:26:54
come to us, this is such an unusual01:26:56
event, he wrote to me that he01:26:58
cannot come, but sent an SMS text message01:27:01
sent this You when01:27:03
you come tidy up after01:27:06
yourself by the way he had a very correct idea01:27:10
because I was traveling around the country01:27:12
Why did I come up with a cleanup day look01:27:14
we are talking about the national idea of Russia I01:27:16
generally think it is correct to say the01:27:17
International idea of Russia because01:27:19
Russia is a multitude You can’t01:27:22
build a national idea of peoples when there are many01:27:24
peoples, and secondly, you can’t even talk01:27:27
about revitalization until we beat the earth. You ca01:27:30
n’t imagine I travel a lot, how01:27:32
littered our country is, we live in a01:27:34
garbage dump, I’ve been to the taiga quite01:27:37
often in the taiga, we need to hold a cleanup day,01:27:40
even the taiga is dirty I was traveling the same01:27:42
road that Putin was traveling, I drove01:27:44
this road, I told him on television and01:27:46
I see Putin went six months later. Apparently01:27:48
he listened to my concert. Okay, you all01:27:51
saw that there are syringes lying around all over the country01:27:54
in the forests and fields of all the ladies,01:27:58
these are all women’s pads,01:28:02
unused jars, bottles a01:28:05
new generation has grown up, there was a generation of Pepsi And01:28:08
now a generation of01:28:10
diapers They do what they want wherever they do,01:28:13
they don’t even know that this01:28:15
cannot be done today01:28:18
and the generation of diapers01:28:22
and Taiga Well, okay, there are jars of bottles01:28:26
Okay, but tell me, not far01:28:29
from Chita between Blagoveshchensk and Chita on01:28:32
the side of the01:28:34
road there is a pipe from the gas pipeline,01:28:37
any German will have questions,01:28:41
firstly, how01:28:45
the gas pipeline works, the Europeans do not enter into this01:28:47
topic, and ours doesn’t even01:28:50
have a question. Well, the pipe and the pipe of the state, Lord,01:28:52
a fool threw it out, some kind of fool01:28:54
threw it out before the nearest gas pipeline is 20001:28:57
km and then closer to Chita dead spruce01:29:02
withered spruce branches sticking out01:29:05
ready for a wheel from KAMAZ to01:29:09
dry01:29:12
Why have the Slavs weakened in their minds you understand what01:29:15
happened they demand fair elections And01:29:17
they think that this is happiness The first01:29:19
question is how can there be fair elections01:29:21
if half the country01:29:23
is stealing and 80%01:29:26
twist you want to get fair elections from whom it is01:29:31
interesting how the wheel is that Who is this01:29:34
Svetogor01:29:35
hero who drunkenly praises the girl in front of01:29:38
the girl I understand they play with rings you know01:29:41
they throw but into the wheels so I understand01:29:45
the wheel has a different meaning I do01:29:50
n’t humiliate the time like that in front of the rulers This is01:29:54
purely ours01:29:58
Slavs, we had such a good time01:30:01
at the cleanup, I didn’t do it in vain,01:30:05
not only did 500 people really come,01:30:07
but you know the result, of course01:30:11
it’s01:30:12
sad from a fragment of the forest, we took out 80001:30:15
bags of polyethylene of this height and01:30:17
this width with garbage from a fragment of the01:30:21
forest, but sadder that after talking with01:30:24
young people who were interested in everything, it01:30:27
turned out that many of them really have a virgin brain01:30:28
and they don’t know anything and they don’t01:30:32
know how they will live. I can’t01:30:33
imagine this. The new generation of01:30:35
diapers. They don’t know how to make a fire,01:30:37
chop wood. I was their everything for Rob.01:30:41
did They don’t know how to do a long jump from01:30:44
a place, they jump and fall because01:30:46
they have01:30:48
Ned01:30:50
com01:30:53
they are mousey fornication and they do01:30:56
n’t know how to play table tennis They don’t know how to play01:30:58
volleyball I took a volleyball01:31:00
when they play volleyball it feels like they are01:31:02
playing Grasshoppers with their knees01:31:05
back dystrophies are in their third year in01:31:08
Auschwitz01:31:10
and they don’t know how to01:31:13
organize themselves, I’m right when I say01:31:14
the generation of diapers, I divided them into01:31:17
brigades, you go to the right, I01:31:20
felt like Napoleon in oh, for one brigade01:31:23
they I allocated a clearing for them, they began to01:31:25
tidy up, they ran into them homeless people,01:31:29
it’s you who clean up our clearing and they01:31:33
tell them that Zadornov sent them01:31:35
almost to Kashchenko, these homeless people didn’t turn us in after01:31:37
that, but they brought the homeless people to me, I01:31:40
explained the subbotnik, the homeless people are our former01:31:43
scientists. They understood the subbotnik, the01:31:48
homeless people joined in. Oh, well,01:31:52
and then they sat by the fire Indeed,01:31:54
this generation is pitiful, they were brought up differently,01:31:58
many of them, of course, don’t know anything except the Internet,01:31:59
listen to the poor fellows, how01:32:02
can they live and be happy if they do01:32:04
n’t know berries, they don’t know01:32:06
blueberries from wolfberries, they won’t live long in01:32:09
happiness01:32:10
and they will have to they They they are berries in general01:32:15
they know for now01:32:20
Ota walked from Moscow went to pick mushrooms he is01:32:23
happy at this moment They can01:32:25
only pick mushrooms on01:32:28
Google the guy cut himself I tell his01:32:31
friend go pick a plantain let’s apply he01:32:33
says what I say Plantain he01:32:37
says that he knows the SUV A01:32:40
Plantain he doesn’t know A Don’t01:32:42
really put an SUV here Yes, I’m saying this01:32:45
plant is nothing, can you imagine I’m saying And01:32:48
how will you live if you bleed from01:32:51
us when in KVN there was such a joke, if a01:32:53
friend’s nose bleeds, you need to01:32:54
put a tourniquet on your neck This is the level of their01:32:58
knowledge they they come to the pharmacy, a01:33:00
pharmacist friend of mine says you can’t01:33:03
imagine what young people are asking01:33:04
Give me drops in my left ear And this is definitely01:33:09
in the left ear, of course God forbid I put it in the right01:33:11
ear What are you talking about And one of them01:33:13
asks me for pills where it says01:33:15
Poland like this01:33:17
Yes You’re just a closet I need to01:33:20
allocate a whole bunch of pills,01:33:22
one girl came, this is a glamor girl01:33:25
telling me suppositories, they prescribed how to01:33:29
drink them, this is how this generation will live,01:33:32
tell me that the poor fellows, I really feel sorry for them,01:33:35
and one Oh, and one asked for01:33:37
gynecological01:33:42
lipstick. This is the generation of01:33:46
diapers raised by a computer01:33:49
mouse, oh,01:33:53
nothing in nature they don’t know when I already01:33:55
told about this case when I01:33:57
told someone that I’m your age We01:33:59
played preference, our thinking was01:34:03
developed chess they even played01:34:05
Preference chess they don’t even know what it is01:34:07
they have now new games you know one01:34:09
of New popular computer games, the01:34:12
super head will hit the keyboard and01:34:15
send that it turned out fine, this is a01:34:17
soup intellectually connected to the head The01:34:20
game01:34:22
of tadpoles is especially good01:34:24
in this situation, poor fellows01:34:27
Soon soon iPads will be01:34:29
released with nipples, you know01:34:32
This is what some perceived as a desire01:34:34
for action to release such01:34:37
enterprising people are sitting you know, this01:34:40
story was told on the Internet01:34:42
for the first time by me, then it spread. But in01:34:44
fact, in Riga, one of my01:34:47
classmates has a granddaughter. And when this granddaughter01:34:49
saw a bird outside the window in the winter,01:34:52
she began to move it apart,01:34:57
so what a good room01:35:01
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