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КВН 2015

КИВИН

Лучшее

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[music]

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[applause] the

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peony of

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our club act in rash, the KVN team, the Tyumen Union, we

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present to your attention a performance performed by the

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creators of such hits as crying, crying,

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dance, dance, sober up, playful,

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my only one, the rest from my first

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marriage, as

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well as my baby, you are now going to break the scales, the

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team of singing champions of the club

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abbreviated coccyx

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union look

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[music]

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gravel men swigs beer

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behaves and not for this man waving

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his strength and on and

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here is

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12

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[music]

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all

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[music]

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[applause]

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I want to ask you how a man’s debut we

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couldn’t find others current

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topics Greece for example, why did Greece have a

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referendum brought a referendum this is what

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happens creed ours will pick up

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[applause] do

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you even understand where you are in the

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fat sitting people like Andrey

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Merzlikin

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Sergei Svetlakov

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what kind of people in Hollywood will never

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act like this Alexander

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[applause]

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listen to me idea Yulya and Yulya Yulya all the

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juices came out of her like that

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I didn’t understand that I’m drunk I’m actually a

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Muslim

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just don’t threaten me

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better let me down find an adequate one declare

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me they see I

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declare you husband Vitya

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Aidar the way

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[music]

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what kind of nonsense are you singing all the time that's

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absolutely fantasy there is no point in fantasy no

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Alexander what is this a check from a sex shop

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Alexander

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Galya you seem to be the only

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normal person here who can sing a normal

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song so declare me Vitya Katya

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accuse me somehow unusual unusual

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so unusual sings Artyom Muratov

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[applause]

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[music] the

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former enthusiasm has disappeared and there is

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no fire in the bed,

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none of us are to blame

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[music]

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we’ve

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gotten fat

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together, together with you, together with you

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we’ve broken the bed

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[applause]

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artyom you’re coming from and irresponsible mother

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what are you talking about, well, grandfather, come out, what kind of

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children do you see? you're an irresponsible mother,

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friends, I see today

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you're not prepared at all, there's still something left until

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there's like a bottle of quite I'm not into

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numbers of course great the next number is just

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as stupid as you can see which is the

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next one and

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Julia announce the

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lead singer of the disco group accident at the

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concert I forgot the words a little

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[ music]

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all melodies light and sticks everything is written encore

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encore encore it’s a pity that we don’t know how to

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exchange files files files files

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that summer Gorbacho Karpaccio

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Gorbachev that’s enough

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friends I don’t know what to do with you and I

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know you Alexander

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you have at least one number that’s not

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embarrassing show at this festival

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from where and

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before the next number we ask everyone

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to turn off their mobile phones because

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in Europe they are listened to

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[music]

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all covered with worries absolutely every

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decent person in this world is

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creating problems for him from night to dawn

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from Africa but people are

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quite

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[ applause]

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you realize what you're doing, I'm in the house,

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so come on, remove this immediately

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[applause] we're

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all

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finishing the performance,

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dear friends,

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thanks to the fact that the vocal

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kivin festival is taking place in Svetogorsk,

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this wonderful amber

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hall Alexandrovich appeared here, let's hold the

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next festival somewhere near

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Tyumen I'll give any new buildings we need

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[music]

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we

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[music]

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and it seems like we were just bones we

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remain great friends

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and in a year we will be back here

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[music]

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[applause]

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the festival at the vocal kivin

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2015 is dedicated to

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getting to know the KVN team Ural

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tea pillow tears

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in the middle of Jurmala

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small sad and didn’t

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show up

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[music]

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and

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here you are, just to laugh and

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hope he’ll come to work in a special place

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I

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[applause]

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[music]

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who allowed you guys to sing such songs

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and they didn’t call you, no, they’ve never

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called in their life, well, that’s great

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a person is not needed to show

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branded Ural music for the

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grandmothers of the DJ doing a chicken massage

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Anatoly Wasserman passed the player this

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[music]

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what’s wrong with you I’m thirsty

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little Shakira with her mother in the toy store

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[music]

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[applause] an

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incident at organ music concerts

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[music]

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that means so you two are sick of me, I’m giving

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you one last chance to announce the singer

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Valeria at the concert for a second and married her

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brother

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[music]

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I want to say

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he [applause] so

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how long will this

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last I don’t know but roughly speaking

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yes let’s start KVN team Ural

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let’s let's get acquainted,

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well, friends, our musical taste has

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been brought up since childhood on songs from

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good cartoons, but few people know

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that in the Soviet Union there was such a person

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who invented absolutely all Soviet

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cartoons, so it was this person at the

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censor's reception that

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every little child, boy and

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girl, has according to the song, a gram of explosives

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or also half a kilo if you gather them in a crowd and

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spin them over your head you can threaten

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Korea or even the USA

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you didn’t like something about the song or the

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pictures I like your train of thoughts and

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in general the lusty cartoon illogical

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ball illogical there is a normal

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cartoon character donkey boa constrictor

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monkey and what's the name of the parrot and

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38 parrots

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that's what nonsense let's continue Carlson what do

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you imagine Sweden right away not he

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in Russian an adult man lives on the roof

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goes to a little boy while his

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parents are not there they grab the shawl

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and I have at least one normal idea 1

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cartoon crocodile riddle Well, let’s say

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Gene is friends with the game went x toy

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they have a common enemy tiger the old woman the

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old woman has a wallet in the wallet,

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respectively, the money of the flight

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is planned for the crocodile’s birthday and as a

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gift he wants to receive fresh meat and

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arta ice and

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maybe another 500 with that he came out drink and let’s

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go here's

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[music]

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you all know the musical intros of

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programs, but not many people know that these

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melodies also have words

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[music]

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Kolpino, say hello,

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I'm here

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[music]

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[applause]

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it's next for

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our exams

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astar

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[applause] [music]

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terrible

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doesn’t know

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but [music]

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well, friends continue, the guys and I

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found out that only on the holy mountain of those

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buried wait wait I

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just have something to say to one of the members of the

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jury Pelageya hello

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you probably don’t remember me but

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some time ago we

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met here is the moment of our meetings

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[music]

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but

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from movement

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[music]

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everywhere

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[applause]

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and honestly, because you

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changed your decision to press the button in

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my life, everything changed very very dramatically

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sometimes and this happens,

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I thought nothing was impossible, but my career

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ends absurdly and moves

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the careless on the same day my wife left me

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and took her mistress with her the house was

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demolished without decisions dishes from work

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asked to quit at 30 years old

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I was in the army again they took it into my head it

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turned out to create a

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grandfather tripped for five minutes to

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cross out

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natural disasters throughout the will from the will country and

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I don’t remember anything like this in the past, I myself will pull it

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and you, as for me,

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forgive the whole movement of the careless and say thank you

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[applause]

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47

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forgive

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[music]

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bouquets

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after 7

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and envy

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I

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official

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[music]

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[applause]

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but

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[music ]

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Kazakhs never deserve a song to

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the end, but in vain, because this is the most important part of

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the composition, and so on the TV show, good

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evening, dear friends, today we have a

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unique person as our guest, let’s introduce

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ourselves, hello,

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I’m a composer, after all, IQ

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what does this mean, think about

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coming up with a song yourself and it’s easy, but to come up with a

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beautiful ending to this song, talent

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is needed, for example, the ending of

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Vladimir Kuzmin’s song

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[music]

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feel how the trick started playing my work is based on the

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same principle, I helped finish

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Shufutinsky’s song

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[music]

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well, my favorite group yes yes then na cha

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you know, this is all very interesting, but here’s

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how it started for you, it all started with the

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group Lyube writes to me somehow after selling a

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text message, help me finish the song atas, I

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write to him in response, finish with the word atos,

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send text messages words from it is not

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sent, in the end it turned out that all

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twelve it was carried out from the heights

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[applause]

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and rastorguev literally understood everything and it

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turned out 12 times

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[music]

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11

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but tell me if you have a job

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that you are most proud of the

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gem KVN about what I haven’t tried there

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myself

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[music]

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I tried too somehow mix everything

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[music]

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but then it dawned on me I realized that I needed to

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fill in the trombone

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[music]

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composer Konstantin

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[music]

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Kazakhs never forget about their

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traditions and therefore all the news is received

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from specially trained people akyns

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my Kazakh akyn and us look at

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mine about what we see with our own eyes and,

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unlike all the world media, we are responsible for

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our weak and

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Greece wants to share from Europe and

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Ukraine wants to join Europe and

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Kazakhstan and Russia do not delve into this topic,

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we have their movements with China

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[music]

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one shot world news

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America legalized same-sex marriage

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Obama Barack announced this

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now it is unclear who phases Tommaso along

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the way they are all there

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[music]

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[applause]

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sports news

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Germany world champion in football

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America is the best in basketball and we Cossacks

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play these games from the heart purely from the heart just a

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joke

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news from the Arab world

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[applause]

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just kidding Timur

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local news

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recently I will rise up the mayor of Riga came to us with

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his cheap sprats he offered

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us the Kazakhs cheap photo we don’t need it we

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buy expensive ones from the mayor of Kaliningrad

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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Zhumadilov daniyar a more about a

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specially for Akkond in Kazakhstan and

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all the news has come to an end and who listened to

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Maslyakov

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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this

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and

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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radio freedom is broadcasting hello

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Kaliningrad region unique

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region the most extreme time zone of Russia

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it turns out from the whole country you go to

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bed last and well, it’s understandable if

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we lived in a region surrounded on all sides by

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tolerance

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we probably didn’t go to bed at all radio

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freedom humor based on real

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events

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[applause]

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we start Kaliningrad region place

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where Europe and Russia meet means

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here they can sing a duet even

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despite the fact that Europe and Russia have

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completely different views on many things

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wait risk

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miss

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push check smell the power throw

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bread and get to the

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floor only to freedom distill

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resurrect and sell before

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cooking turn on in order to

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smoke in the kitchen by the hour to drink assigned me

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a German would I have an economy in the evening to eat save

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not to extinguish so that the matches are below

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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Russia will sing together.

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layers let's try

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to judge what to do with the country

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lisp to happen a day off for

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18 years to give to my son it’s not clear what I’m saying

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and only one of you you they and then

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sold my father’s business and my mother

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left the scroll

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[music]

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since she loves it very much

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[applause]

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[music]

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we continue most of all resort

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romances were seen in 5-star hotels, and

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most of all family scandals were in

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Russian sanatoriums, and

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so it was the eighth day of my stay at the

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boarding house Forest Spring,

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forgive me, it’s probably your thanks,

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young man, if you throw it at me again,

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you won’t get your flask back, love,

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remind me why I couldn’t

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stay at home what don’t you like here

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but the daily routine what’s wrong with steam and I do

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n’t like that on my vacation there is a

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daily routine in

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this sanatorium only one plus what kind of

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separate beds

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dad I’m bored here correctly say

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mom I’m bored here

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God son what kind of scratch do you have on in

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my hand this is a calendar

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[music]

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[applause]

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you see, and the whole family is suffering for you, I do

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n’t know, I like it here,

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today is my last massage session for

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weight loss, and the last one, that is, a miracle

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will happen in this very session

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[music]

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you’re tired of not being liked, go wherever

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you want but I’ll

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go there too, there’s nowhere to go, love

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[music]

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don’t rush, a folk warning song

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sung by a choir in the name of bitter experience, and do

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n’t rush and joke at customs, and the

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same for us, go two pieces for and

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don’t rush to the doctor, you just ask then

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you’ll go out, people will ask themselves

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and he’s not in a hurry and I can hit the

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trainer at night, you’ll be a killer with his foot and he’s in no

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hurry and calling his son the light of the mountains sounds

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cool, but he’ll be an outcast and don’t rush

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the gym for a year to pay, you’ll be like

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a month, you’ll quit later and he’s in no hurry and take out a

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Lada grant on credit,

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these are two stupid actions and one

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and

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[applause] she’s

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not in a hurry and should she

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drink to hear you, maybe someone is

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suddenly in a hurry to give her her son’s ballet away,

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Gore will be her only friend

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[applause]

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and don’t rush to be a

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guarantor to be in the camp, don’t rush

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to buy them, they were in a hurry Arshavin to Kuban to

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leave there they will force both halves to play, do

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n’t rush, you’re not in a hurry to

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cook Russia, and also tomorrow they will love you

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there, they don’t know how to love normally

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[music] [applause]

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radio freedom thank you

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[applause]

00:27:08

[music]

00:27:14

[music]

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KVN team Asia mix for the first time

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in Svetlogorsk, therefore, let’s get acquainted with the most

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unusual representatives of the Asian people, this is

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Sergey Abdul Niyazov, the favorite singer of

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the President of Tajikistan,

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paul mccartney,

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and

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this is Sergey Abdul Niyazov, this is sitora, the

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Uzbek actress came to find a

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rich European husband about this, I

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asked the poor Asian,

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well, and finally, the Kazakh shaman, the shaman, what

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do they say, Doha, a second

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shower their freak of lakes

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in the humorous has been exhausted people with you I'm

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preparing for a niche we

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really hope shalom gelid award

00:28:23

[music]

00:28:30

[music]

00:28:33

what

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excuse me this is me from old memory this is the

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Kaliningrad region here from old

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memory it’s like

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[laughter]

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[applause]

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but then they have oh, for the future, you

00:28:54

like Svetlogorsk, I like it here, it’s good in

00:28:56

the summer, it’s probably generally wonderful here, yes

00:28:59

it

00:29:01

will be summer

00:29:04

[applause] what is this

00:29:05

appearance, well, immediately

00:29:08

refuel, what are the fields in Kaliningrad

00:29:11

to refuel it

00:29:13

[applause]

00:29:20

they they they they I’m married yes I

00:29:23

she didn’t offer anything to herself I’m reminding myself

00:29:26

today at the housewarming festival I need

00:29:29

some kind of gift the best gift is a

00:29:31

gift made with my own lips a song and the

00:29:35

Spaniards have not only people behind

00:29:40

bars a lot of roaming animals and we

00:29:44

want to support you today and in a

00:29:47

brotherly way from the bottom of our hearts to tell you spare ones

00:29:51

spring

00:29:53

[music]

00:29:55

inkjet

00:29:56

[music]

00:30:02

what kind of song is this who came up with all this

00:30:05

who needs kevin the most and

00:30:07

come and

00:30:09

meet my native France

00:30:11

[music]

00:30:13

why did you bring the girl out for the price I know one thing you

00:30:17

’ll leave right away they’ll take everything away you took but I

00:30:19

live

00:30:22

there dear but

00:30:25

what is it worth in your hands

00:30:27

casters Poland and zealot rat word search

00:30:32

1 pages and I have a short conversation with the Poles

00:30:37

[applause]

00:30:40

in general how did it work out for me

00:30:43

Kaliningrad itself has an appeal come on

00:30:45

dear friends, as I understand it today is

00:30:49

your first time and at once there are so many

00:30:52

participants

00:30:53

in this, and you film it on video, after

00:30:56

all, you have German roots before

00:31:05

[applause]

00:31:12

Kaliningrad police,

00:31:15

Asian smokers and

00:31:17

have narcotic substances, and if

00:31:21

I find it, we will be eternally grateful to you

00:31:24

[applause]

00:31:35

Svetlogorsk police are working,

00:31:40

this is what

00:31:42

you saw just now jury what respected people are

00:31:44

sitting today he is a third class Svetlakov o

00:31:47

Aleska pooping Oleshko what for

00:31:51

familiarity with you he Oleg

00:31:55

[applause]

00:32:02

Oleg Oleg Oleg you will excuse him he is

00:32:05

inexperienced

00:32:06

in general KVN vocal I that he is

00:32:09

musical of course there is a radio tape recorder

00:32:13

so he went and returned where he took him back to

00:32:15

Lithuania

00:32:18

I went to Lithuania, I said I didn’t return

00:32:21

[applause]

00:32:23

[music]

00:32:28

dear friends, summer is the holiday period

00:32:31

and lately all travel

00:32:34

agencies have had to resort to

00:32:35

various tricks in order to attract new

00:32:38

clients

00:32:39

to grow and grow the travel agency,

00:32:42

yes, that’s right, I want to

00:32:44

have a good rest with the dialect, well let's

00:32:46

first conduct a small survey

00:32:47

to understand which country suits you

00:32:49

let's have a drink amateurs

00:32:52

amateur professional the

00:32:56

right has the right to enter the blood type on the

00:32:59

sleeve

00:33:00

well, judging by the humor, this is Turkey, definitely

00:33:02

Turkey, let it

00:33:03

be Turkey, it's just that I've never

00:33:06

been there, I wouldn't want to buy a pig in a poke, do

00:33:07

n't worry, especially for

00:33:09

you, we have a new service called

00:33:11

visual visualization of all seven days of

00:33:13

vacation and so welcome your first day

00:33:20

Natsu

00:33:22

and what happened to him but he got burned more carefully on the

00:33:25

first day and I understood everything let’s

00:33:27

look at the second day and don’t you

00:33:29

know anything no one ever

00:33:32

I didn’t see the second day of vacation,

00:33:42

so you’re immediately greeting the third day,

00:33:44

Alla, don’t shout, yes, I’m wrong, no, we won’t get a

00:33:48

divorce because of this, what’s going on, well, on the

00:33:49

third day, it’s

00:33:51

time to call my wife to say that I’ve arrived,

00:33:54

I understand, but the miracle is rich, the boring locus is

00:33:57

not passing yet the fourth day will come

00:34:00

[music]

00:34:03

and at the market there was something about rolex on

00:34:08

horror very convenient all of one man

00:34:12

what time for and tattoo what are you

00:34:15

doing to me well have more fun ambassadors I’m looking forward to the

00:34:19

fifth day let’s watch

00:34:22

[music]

00:34:25

but wait why are there two days here at once,

00:34:28

this is not your day, this is the second day of

00:34:31

another Russian tourist, but they themselves

00:34:33

are giving you old days, yes, I would be the one to understand,

00:34:36

come on, by the sixth day you are definitely

00:34:39

ready for this, I think yes, welcome

00:34:42

[music]

00:34:43

[applause]

00:34:45

but it’s all clear on this day my liver stood up

00:34:48

yes yes no an excursion on the

00:34:54

waves

00:34:56

but apparently the last day of my mind is spent

00:34:58

collecting souvenirs and not quite like that the

00:35:02

seventh day is the time finally

00:35:04

give me at least one time at sea I understand yes well

00:35:08

I’m fine with everything the most important thing, as

00:35:10

they say, I didn’t do anything, well,

00:35:12

wait, it was only seven days,

00:35:13

now meet me for 8 nights

00:35:17

[applause]

00:35:23

[music] let’s

00:35:36

continue, you all know that there is no

00:35:39

good without evil, there is no white and black,

00:35:42

and if there is a choir of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, then there must be a choir

00:35:45

p.g.

00:35:47

namely, a choir of criminals

00:35:49

[music]

00:35:51

Antoshka Antoshka owes a little bit over

00:35:56

Antoshka’s head now potatoes are growing

00:36:00

[music]

00:36:06

you stood there with your ears open and at the river and at the

00:36:11

river

00:36:13

the issue is resolved with the driver of the

00:36:19

cocoa brewing what is it like

00:36:21

o-o-o

00:36:23

registered for a neighbor in all

00:36:26

I’m just a deputy of the workshop oh

00:36:31

and in the sky

00:36:33

oh-oh-oh.

00:36:35

[applause]

00:36:40

well, like nozzles,

00:36:42

after all, with the pliers of the

00:36:45

Musya creature,

00:36:50

the light is beating outside the crack and I’m lying and lying

00:36:56

in the trunk, they’re taking me somewhere

00:37:01

yesterday for them, I spent money from us

00:37:07

through offshore companies and suddenly decided to

00:37:11

increase the percentage, we’re all here in

00:37:16

Belovo,

00:37:18

come on, maybe guys, no need,

00:37:24

it’s a prank, I’ll sell it to you,

00:37:29

sends greetings and congratulates the enemy on his birthday

00:37:33

[music]

00:37:36

[applause]

00:37:40

[music]

00:37:43

friends, and finally, when it

00:37:46

comes to a Russian tourist,

00:37:49

absolutely anything can happen, and not

00:37:51

even a traffic

00:37:53

accident but in case of a transport

00:37:55

accident

00:37:56

and so somewhere on the open sea

00:37:58

how did you manage to let mine into only one

00:38:01

but crashed into someone else you

00:38:05

were on a catamaran

00:38:06

I was in a hurry, my rental hour

00:38:10

was running out, it’s not in my

00:38:12

rules to renew I generally renew only in

00:38:14

In one case, it’s not a catamaran,

00:38:17

I mean, I just understood right away the

00:38:21

first time, I thought you didn’t understand,

00:38:23

you understand that my yacht cost more than

00:38:26

your life, you saw my ad on

00:38:28

Avito,

00:38:30

everything is clear, in short, we won’t be able to take anything from you,

00:38:33

you don’t have money, yeah what do you

00:38:36

say to this them you where did you get this

00:38:40

beautiful stone Malaysia and the path of the kidneys came

00:38:43

out yesterday

00:38:46

oh what is that there ahead what

00:38:49

uninhabited islands are these Jurmala 1

00:38:53

[music]

00:39:01

damn my wife will probably kill me by the way you

00:39:04

yourself should from yes I have a beautiful wife she

00:39:06

looks like Jennifer Aniston and Maya

00:39:10

looks like a boyarsky,

00:39:12

who is that, I don’t want to talk about it

00:39:14

about the

00:39:16

helicopter, the rescuers quickly didn’t find us

00:39:22

[music]

00:39:26

why is there so much just a man taking care of

00:39:29

himself, it’s your wife, yes, I remembered who the

00:39:32

boyar in the hat is

00:39:35

[music] let's

00:39:45

continue, dear friends, the Kaliningrad

00:39:48

region is a unique place here,

00:39:50

news about Russia is shown on one

00:39:52

side and around the region on the other, so

00:39:55

imagine a regular American news release

00:40:00

[music]

00:40:10

Michael Michaels

00:40:13

from tu tu tu tour tu tu yours

00:40:34

[applause]

00:40:46

cauldron for the blind light my true

00:40:50

sport news blow on the water mouse drank the dispute

00:40:53

and she centuries gunn and

00:40:58

you but here is the mouse pad 1 part in your gould

00:41:03

nou camp

00:41:05

biathlon and runner

00:41:09

[applause]

00:41:13

[music]

00:41:17

c oh Nadya from troubles here was bindex sky

00:41:21

sama Reinsu we have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..m.m.a.m.

00:41:31

in English or illuminated the cloak

00:41:35

separation you are the cabinets Barack Obama

00:41:40

he looks very cabinet api battle it

00:41:44

spoils

00:41:47

[applause]

00:42:02

oh may the bastard

00:42:09

and knew

00:42:19

himself happy bat ay here at Mary's Steven

00:42:23

sol Steven persons my ficus

00:42:26

ficus

00:42:43

from

00:42:48

your Irinovsky

00:42:51

America

00:42:53

[applause]

00:42:58

snipe cadillac from Ann actor but also goats

00:43:02

expert interest and is mild connection

00:43:04

between that your clothes are

00:43:11

awesome your and reputed to be one of the smartest and the scarlet dog

00:43:15

in your windows CDS pictures

00:43:19

[music]

00:43:34

[applause]

00:43:37

[music]

00:43:38

[applause] [

00:43:39

music]

00:43:41

no

00:43:45

[music]

00:43:47

but [applause]

00:43:51

Uman A.I.

00:43:56

rubin

00:43:59

still

00:44:00

[applause]

00:44:02

[music]

00:44:05

and

00:44:06

[applause]

00:44:12

[applause]

00:44:16

oh

00:44:17

may bastard lips

00:44:28

[music]

00:44:31

the best

00:44:34

Grodno

00:44:35

[music]

00:44:42

good are you bursting out

00:44:44

he's my idol

00:44:46

he's in the movie Boomer threw friends

00:44:51

just wait so guys let's get back to the

00:44:54

performance jihoon

00:44:56

modern Svetlogorsk

00:45:01

[music]

00:45:09

[music]

00:45:11

eye

00:45:18

[applause]

00:45:19

loss all the pain wants you to understand not

00:45:22

ready for the festival shock how ready you don’t believe

00:45:26

check it out easy

00:45:30

so the question is about the jury’s knowledge that

00:45:32

Svetlakov and Svetlogorsk

00:45:34

PJ have the same right

00:45:38

[applause]

00:45:42

name the first and last names of the lead singer of the group

00:45:44

arrows easy Yulia Dubina so Maria

00:45:47

Tsygankova Olga Teplyakova so Masha

00:45:50

Casanova not a single hit

00:45:53

at the end final heading of

00:45:56

import substitution replacing everything and substituting

00:45:58

domestic

00:46:00

[music]

00:46:05

she would like to live under cola +

00:46:08

akhedzhakova to be the best friend

00:46:13

right

00:46:15

[music]

00:46:18

[applause]

00:46:21

this is

00:46:24

[music]

00:46:29

modern dedicated to the economic situation in

00:46:32

Russia

00:46:35

[music]

00:46:49

[applause]

00:46:52

[music]

00:47:16

[applause]

00:47:19

[music]

00:47:24

we [music]

00:47:34

[applause]

00:47:40

[music]

00:47:58

one of the most famous residents of

00:48:01

Kaliningrad, Immanuel Kant, but not many people

00:48:03

know that he once left for Russia and

00:48:05

this changed his philosophical views a lot,

00:48:07

so imagine the 18th branch, not an

00:48:10

expert, tavern

00:48:15

[music]

00:48:23

[music]

00:48:24

Kant returned to

00:48:26

how healthy it is to herd cows,

00:48:31

as if he came from Russia, well,

00:48:35

he learned something, what Russian philosophy is,

00:48:40

give an example, here’s a glass, what

00:48:44

can you say about him, half empty you half

00:48:47

full and how do you leave it

00:48:50

and

00:48:52

also your wife left you, I’m screwed, but what

00:48:59

if your wife left a Russian or screwed

00:49:03

and in general they have one rule for all occasions, which is

00:49:10

everything that doesn’t do everything in a bunch, so even

00:49:13

old Brian everything that doesn’t get done for

00:49:20

so long I was returning home and they were

00:49:23

going to collapse and why don’t they make them,

00:49:31

I’m telling you these are unique people,

00:49:34

unique people, their

00:49:36

sandwich can fall with their face up, machines can’t

00:49:38

measure with the mind, can’t understand if someone

00:49:41

can send them

00:49:45

[applause]

00:49:48

[music]

00:49:56

means they’ll die like - it’s not the 18th century if

00:50:01

[the music]

00:50:10

was asleep and in general

00:50:13

all the goods from the

00:50:17

Japanese homeland were cool to them and they didn’t recognize them at all

00:50:22

. you have a pass in general,

00:50:26

rubles for your

00:50:28

homeland, guys, even large

00:50:32

[applause]

00:50:36

[music]

00:50:42

this summer, because of sanctions, many Russians

00:50:45

were not able to go on vacation to America, but

00:50:47

those Russians who still got there are

00:50:49

vacationing there for all their

00:50:51

compatriots to the fullest, so

00:50:53

imagine Los Angeles police

00:50:56

station

00:50:57

[music] be a pea

00:50:59

be you a man

00:51:03

[applause]

00:51:06

[music]

00:51:11

well there that’s why at least even before it we have

00:51:14

people actually leaving after the Svetlogorsk hurricane

00:51:19

shared everything everything everything about just

00:51:22

like it’s one on one

00:51:26

great guys and here we go tell me how you feel

00:51:30

about Obama’s politics, you

00:51:33

don’t understand, and I don’t understand him, no

00:51:40

one understands him,

00:51:43

so you say that our stars

00:51:47

take American pseudonyms, yes, I

00:51:50

think it’s normal, just if they attach it

00:51:53

with a gun to Sidon, it’s stylish, but

00:51:56

if Bragin is Shukhrat, it’s scary,

00:52:02

of course my father has actors, but we,

00:52:06

too, bend our fingers, which means

00:52:09

Kutsenko’s estimates to the Russian with

00:52:13

such fear in comedies, the comet comedian fails a

00:52:18

normal wife and

00:52:20

[applause]

00:52:25

America heard and we heard you there this year, although

00:52:33

loudly

00:52:37

[applause]

00:52:51

contributed calm

00:52:53

guys for gun get out of here you need a

00:52:57

gun shafts on IU gamestop

00:53:01

but the mountain of tires are big

00:53:16

[music]

00:53:24

and yu crazy

00:53:27

but the mountain of tires once a year and the stick shoots

00:53:33

[applause]

00:53:36

[music]

00:53:49

[applause]

00:53:51

ladies and gentlemen fought for the right to host the

00:53:55

festival vocal kivin 2015

00:53:58

and others cities

00:54:01

[music]

00:54:09

so imagine Moscow shortly before the

00:54:12

Svetlogorsk festival, well, who is ready to

00:54:15

host the festival Belgorod so Belgor

00:54:17

that you have chalk but a teddy rag for the

00:54:20

matches now so

00:54:21

you are Dolgoprudny so Dolgoprudny it’s

00:54:24

long and difficult that’s

00:54:25

when Gradishka here is Bishkek nishtyak

00:54:30

Bishkek I don’t know everyone, I even see

00:54:32

Alex, you have the city of Bishkek coming out,

00:54:33

nishtyak, and everyone is a

00:54:36

good candidate here, you’ll stay

00:54:38

far, don’t go to Bishkek,

00:54:40

goodbye, Murmansk, nishtyak,

00:54:44

what do you have there in Murmansk, we have a

00:54:47

lot of beautiful people, thank you,

00:54:49

man, I reminded you of beautiful people.

00:54:51

why in general you are deciding this, not we

00:54:54

are deciding this strategic decision, now

00:54:57

KVN has come to defend the borders of the Russian

00:54:59

Federation, judge for yourself, before

00:55:01

Europe was afraid if there were urban

00:55:03

areas, well, because there are missiles here, and

00:55:04

now they are having fun, laughing and singing, and

00:55:07

when the Russians are having fun, laughing and singing

00:55:10

near such missiles

00:55:12

[applause]

00:55:21

you're even scarier so Svetlogorsk needs

00:55:24

Orshuga here in Europe

00:55:26

[applause]

00:55:36

food

00:55:37

I was looking for

00:55:42

[applause] [music]

00:55:50

well let's start now,

00:55:53

scientific centers are being created all over Russia and the goal of science is to

00:55:56

help Russian show business needs the most help, that's

00:56:00

why the

00:56:02

first music

00:56:03

innovation center opened in kamyzyaki hello lord what's

00:56:07

wrong with you this blood you

00:56:10

know we analyzed russian

00:56:12

show business and came to the conclusion that it is

00:56:14

too far from ordinary life so

00:56:16

meet our first invention

00:56:18

gozman the mower and

00:56:21

how it works it's very easy to start a

00:56:23

trant tan tan tan tan tan that when

00:56:29

you press, as I understand it, yes yes absolutely

00:56:32

right, we just improved the

00:56:34

previous model of Kobzon mower

00:56:37

Troy tan tan tan

00:56:39

tan tan tan tan

00:56:43

so in the content in short everything is clear

00:56:46

everything to the edge then don’t try don’t

00:56:48

touch it shai gusli shoigu a

00:56:53

gang of sli especially for Europe so that they do

00:56:56

n’t dance to the American tune, they dance

00:56:58

to our Russians, the gang on the left

00:57:06

is good, well, you know, there is also

00:57:10

toothpaste, there are

00:57:12

roots, there is a chandelier,

00:57:14

there is andron and bring back the collider,

00:57:18

what is andron, Egor is not a collider,

00:57:21

we take an ordinary girl, we spin it and and

00:57:23

with at breakneck speed we collide with a

00:57:25

stripper and there is such a black

00:57:28

back

00:57:37

Svetlogorsk is the homeland that where when

00:57:39

Alexander Vasilyevich ate 1 presenter in

00:57:42

Kamyzyak in KVN we play of what where

00:57:44

when slightly less talented people

00:57:49

our

00:57:51

life and Egor

00:57:54

thank you Mr. Makarov Daniil and that

00:57:57

you won’t love vegas but how you have a runny nose

00:57:59

and nevertheless came to play,

00:58:03

Mr. Muhambayev,

00:58:07

first of all, what the hell are you doing, bro, and

00:58:10

secondly, where are you all looking? I

00:58:12

moved from this thread a long time ago,

00:58:14

the cherry ran out,

00:58:18

so I’m waving to you,

00:58:23

so pay attention, the first round

00:58:26

on the decline is clear Yes, Mr. presenter,

00:58:28

please throw the basin back, I

00:58:30

dropped

00:58:36

Mr. Dorokhov, Yes, Mr. presenter, at the

00:58:39

last game, I

00:58:41

gave you a crystal salad bowl from the bottom of my heart, but

00:58:45

then why did I find

00:58:49

it at the bus stop that same evening? I am an absent-minded gentleman, I

00:58:52

was a bastard, Mr. Dorokhov,

00:58:54

by the way, you have a palace no, what the hell are

00:58:57

you, sir, you're just fools,

00:58:59

it's just expensive, you're a

00:59:03

bastard,

00:59:11

you were the last one to leave here yesterday, well,

00:59:13

where did the can of paint go? It's not the fence that needed to be

00:59:15

painted while it's being disassembled, I'm trying, it

00:59:18

looked like it was on TV, but

00:59:20

he took the can of paint and stole it. now

00:59:22

attention white box

00:59:24

[music]

00:59:28

taking into account the types of show games

00:59:33

respected experts

00:59:35

when they didn’t give it to him

00:59:40

he started a fight and then she

00:59:45

burst into tears and

00:59:47

said what kind of wedding is this and her

00:59:52

relatives beat him despite the fact

00:59:56

that he is their relative too and

01:00:01

then he in retaliation for something else he took this

01:00:07

brick and with this brick

01:00:10

he

01:00:12

excuse me I spilled the beans there brick

01:00:15

[music]

01:00:25

Kamyzyak and Svetlogorsk are sister cities

01:00:28

and when my brother has such a holiday but it’s a sin

01:00:30

not to congratulate Mark Muzyaka due to

01:00:32

his employment and a written undertaking

01:00:35

not to leave come and congratulate you personally and that’s why

01:00:38

he recorded a greeting video

01:00:40

card

01:00:41

[music]

01:00:49

[music]

01:00:54

something is wrong, but the video shows that

01:00:58

the drunk is

01:01:00

not doing this to you without doing it to you how many times has

01:01:02

he said this all because of Boeing, that’s when

01:01:04

any sober person sings any song

01:01:06

vangi he looks like a drunk

01:01:08

azamora kirovich in short it’s boiling there it’s

01:01:11

started the children need to be returned why did

01:01:13

n’t we tell the parents anything they just

01:01:15

took everything from school in two jeeps to

01:01:20

return

01:01:22

wait wait and the children need to be thanked

01:01:24

what’s ungrateful so let’s grab

01:01:26

these these 1 by 1 where are

01:01:30

you not very useful 1 give it

01:01:33

while you're mad we'll handle it on our own

01:01:36

let's go

01:01:37

[music]

01:01:41

I started

01:01:42

she still needs to be re-shot in the

01:01:45

background a dog ran through

01:01:47

something there you're grimacing well not

01:01:49

the plan but in front

01:01:50

[applause]

01:01:53

in front he was you in general Do you understand

01:01:55

why we are filming this video? You understand, no,

01:01:57

I’ll explain to you, I also want the gentle one to calm down,

01:01:59

the festival is here for the

01:02:02

last time, what a grandiose

01:02:03

event it was, Kamyzyaki, the festival of electronic

01:02:05

music, honey,

01:02:09

we’re already coming up with all the events,

01:02:13

okay, go quickly, change your clothes, what

01:02:15

I told you from I can handle you,

01:02:18

dear Sveta Highlanders, I present you from the

01:02:21

bottom of my heart as a gift, although

01:02:22

to order you a performance by Valery

01:02:24

Leontyev, but there was only enough money for his

01:02:27

backup dancers, so use your

01:02:30

imagination, especially since you have a rich one,

01:02:32

you came up with everything for the resort

01:02:35

[applause]

01:02:42

in general, meet Valery Leontyev’s backup dancer

01:02:46

[music ]

01:03:04

come on, your usual circle,

01:03:08

I’ll steal a miracle, a dirty trick, I’ve done a lot of

01:03:14

carnival carnival at this hour, the authorities did

01:03:19

n’t know the shackles, this nut

01:03:23

has mixed everything up, I’ll confuse you, I’ve done a lot, a lot of

01:03:28

plants,

01:03:30

dance of the night

01:03:34

and

01:03:40

[music]

01:03:42

grandma’s feeling

01:03:45

I [music] [applause]

01:03:49

[music]

01:03:59

[applause]

01:04:07

[applause] a

01:04:16

[ __ ] for years

01:04:20

[music]

01:04:21

[applause]

01:04:24

[music]

01:04:40

I’m trying to

01:04:42

friends and I would like to end with the words of the

01:04:45

same Valery Leontyev with which

01:04:47

he ends any of his concerts by simply

01:04:49

changing the name of the city, well,

01:04:52

Svetlogorsk, you’ve got it in my networks

01:04:55

[music]

01:04:58

[applause]

01:05:00

our words

01:05:10

nose

01:05:17

[music]

01:05:18

no one.

01:05:21

[applause]

01:05:22

[music]

01:05:31

[applause]

01:05:36

let's sleep vidiq with chances you are

01:05:38

welcomed by the Kaliningrad

01:05:39

elementary club of the Bahamas

01:05:42

let's get acquainted with

01:05:44

the beauty of our club arina arina wanted

01:05:46

6 iphone arina wanted ashot iphone

01:05:49

didn't want anyone anyway was in this

01:05:51

vicious chain

01:05:53

[applause]

01:05:54

our vocalist 2 and 3, since the morning

01:05:57

Dmitry was usually a six, we have a little

01:05:59

cognac and by seven in the evening he is the king

01:06:02

of dross

01:06:03

[music]

01:06:06

Dmitry what is your song

01:06:10

milling machine operator

01:06:12

[music]

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